The Brilliant Idiots - Subscribe Now, Cry Later

Episode Date: January 28, 2022

This week on Brilliant Idiots, Charlamagne, Andrew, and Wax kick off the episode speaking on the importance of taking advantage of your metabolism in your 20’s, because once you hit the age 35, just say good bye to it. Also, during the show they discuss Cardi B’s success in her lawsuit with YouTuber Tasha K, and how it should be a lesson for people to be mindful about certain things they spread online, but of course Andrew gave some pushback towards it. Also, even after an unfortunate lost, they still believe Tom Brady is the best athlete of all time, and even tried to compare others to him, but it doesn’t seem like there is a match. Lastly, they end the show with some “Ask an idiot” questions, with one asking who Andrew and Charlamagne would do a versuz with in their career in comedy and radio/tv personality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Yep, Charlemagne the God. Andrew Shult. We are the brilliant idiots podcast. Doodoo Herman's here, big wax. We here, man. You know, we don't have no pre-roll so we can just get right to it.

That is a good point, man, that you just made off pot. What did I say? If you do a post on Instagram with your age, right? Like, you're basically wanting people. ago you look great for your age. Oh yeah. Like if you're talking about someone else's age, it doesn't matter. But if you mention your own age on the pod,

you basically ask him for compliments. Well, on the, on the, on the gram. Yeah, sorry, sorry, on the gram. Give it some context. I was, I was saying that, you know, I'm not going to say what I was saying, but you know, when you turn a certain age, people like to do the fake candidates,

you know what I mean, to show people that they've been in the gym. But what have we're like, this is 44. Yeah, nobody goes, this is 23. No. Yeah, what is that? But what if you have, like, 23 with your body right now, would you be okay with it?

23 with my, no, probably not. No? No, I'm not where I want. Yeah, man. Real talk, everybody listening right now in their 20s. Enjoy your metabolism. Absolutely. Oh, my God.

Like, literally soak that shit up. Enjoy your fucking metabolism. Eat the pasta. Eat the cakes. Eat the dessert. Eat all that shit. Because when you get to your late 30s, it is, bro, I have, posse the other night, I haven't taken a shit in two days.

You? Was it cheese in it? And I shit three times a day, yes. Was it cheese in it? It was cheese all over it, bro. It's the cheese. Maybe it was a cheese, bro. Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant.

That cheese. Yeah, it's got it. Find you right up. Yes. Nah. Stirty. And ain't nothing worse than when you, like, got a shit, but it won't come out. Bro, I'm in the bathroom sitting there doing a duggy trying to wriggle out of fucking shit, bro.

Dude, I've got my leg shaking and everything. You'll grab your cheeks and shake your cheek? It's like you shaking something to fall out. You ever did that? I found myself doing that shit at work. In between breaks, I'm like, hold on. How much time I got left? Like, shit.

You shake your cheeks to see what the fuck fall out. Shake that tree, man. You got to have greens, man. You got to have greens. You're right. You're going to go through. They say you have water. They say, you have water.

And they say, I read, greens are the spear. Like apples. You know what I'm saying? Like greens will cut through your. You want that to be the first thing that goes and then the other stit just follows. And the beauty of it is too, man. We were talking about posting those pictures.

The illest shit is when somebody posts pictures in there and like super good shape and then everybody comments on them like, yo, she's 60 something. You know what? They do that to Angela Bassett a lot. She's like, it's his other sister. She's like, I don't know if she's a trainer or not, but she's like super diesel, but she's in her 70s. She won't ever post her age.

People just know how old she is. He just post, look at me. I'll let you all do the talk. But like I said, if she was 22 doing that, she'd still get the same comments. Yeah, because her body's crazy. Yeah. Her body's crazy at any age.

Some people's body is just nuts at any age. Great. And to your point, don't just enjoy your metabolism in the 20s. Enjoy your 20s. Them shit is a blur. I don't remember nothing from the 20s. Thank God we don't remember nothing. I really don't.

That shit is a blur. You have more fun now or then? Now. Yeah, I have more fun now. Absolutely no. Yeah. And again, we're dudes, so maybe this is different, but like you start to get some disposable income.

That's right. You start to find out who you are. You're not trying to impress other people. You're just trying to enjoy yourself. You know how to live. Yeah, dude. It is, it's fire. When we were 20 something, at least for me, we were doing what we could with what we had.

Now, you know, we're growing and we do what we want. Yeah. With what we've earned. Yeah, it's like, we don't really have to do that many things we don't want to do. That's privilege right there. Absolutely. We're the parents now. Yeah.

And when you can go where you want to go, live how you want to live, set your boundaries, the way you want to set your boundaries, be with who you want to be with. That shit is a beautiful feeling. That's not true. What do you mean? I want to be what. What are you talking about? I can't do everything I want to do.

Like what? What do you want to do? Certain things I want to do. What do you be nice sometimes and not argue? What do? I'm just saying, I don't know. Okay, Kanye. You're going to bring all your relationship problems for the podcast?

What's up, man? No, I'm just saying like certain things. Why y'all like doing this? Y'all know I got to go home to these women? What are you talking about? Who? Sure. I'm just saying it's like I can't do everything I want to do.

What do you want to do, wax? I mean, I don't know. She said no. Sometimes I got to listen. As you should. I can't do everything that I want to do. Yeah, you can. You just have to deal with repercussions.

There's nothing she could stop you physically from doing it. Okay, I hear what you're saying. And she's probably telling you stop for your own goddamn good. Probably. Truth be told. I just heard a crazy story. You better be careful. I just heard a crazy story about some wives who was complaining about their husbands.

And they was like, I don't even like to lay next to him. I don't want him to touch me, yada, yada, yada. So it's not like they're trying to get a divorce, but they're not happy. They're just dealing with this situation because I guess it's a convenient situation. Don't find yourself in that, man. Who's this? I don't want to be there. Who?

Who's talking about this? Oh, no, it was just a conversation somebody told me they overheard. The golden handcuffs, bro. That's trash. What's that? If that's what marriage is? No, but like, that's just kind of like

what a job can be. There's plenty of situations where it's like the comfort is there even though you're not happy. Like, you can't really leave because you don't want to leave the comfort. Like so many people staying in jobs because they got health care or something.

Yeah. There's so many people stay in marriages because, well, maybe the kids you look out for. But that's selfless. Low key, like, as long as the kids aren't experiencing trauma through your relationship, like if you guys can find a way

to make it work almost like his friends, and you stay together for the kid because that does really help the kid. That don't work though. Yeah, it doesn't work for most people, but if you do it without hurting the kid, I think that is selfless, dude. Like, I admire people who do that shit.

Staying together just for the kid? Yeah, as long as your relationship isn't so fucked up. You don't hate that person. It traumatized the kid and, like, fucks up their expectation of a relationship. Yeah, you got to have an open marriage in that situation. Maybe. No, because that's the only way to keep peace in the house.

Maybe. If you're just, if you're a co-parent, thing and you're just living together just for the sake of the children, what would y'all be doing? Like, you know what I'm saying? If y'all not sleeping with each other, if y'all not talking, like, you've got to have an open man. And a big house. Yeah. Uncle's and aunty. A lot of uncles and aunties. But don't bring any by the house. No, I don't do that. Let's call him uncle. I'll call them Auntie. No. No, I don't do that.

That's confusing. No. What, Taylor? Fucking what. I was going to say, I have a friend that her parents are like that. Like, they don't, they're not together. Why didn't have to be a lie? You don't got to make this name. You're not really my parents. That's all you got to ask with somebody tell what is there? The Taylor's the Taylor. No. What's the name?

What's the name? My best man's name is Taylor. I'm dead serious. Oh my God. She's got a variant. Oh my God. I just posted her yesterday. Her birthday was yesterday. Avatar.

Okay. Bob is soon to say that her parents are like. that they're in Florida now. Okay. Okay. What are their parents like? Um, well, they were together. Like, they're like lifelong partners.

They don't mess with you. They don't sleep with each other. But like, they're together. Why? I think, I don't know. Maybe that's his krypton night, her cryptonite. I don't know. Like, they're just, they grew up together.

Like, they're. She would be upset you're telling her business on podcasts like that? No. I mean, they know. Like, but I'm not. I'm not saying home. I tell her mom and tell her dad. Yeah.

Taylor's parents are like, why are they saying hi to us? Oh, dude. It's not my parents. Why do you just randomly say hi to us? It's really not my parents. I know it's a variant. It's okay. That's crazy.

So they just got multiple people coming over the house. Does everybody getting smashed? Oh, geez. No. The Taylor gang bang. Oh, I don't know. Like, maybe in their 60s. Could you call Taylor now?

Yeah, you go. Okay. This is amazing. She's going to. I need you to say your name is Taylor. No, I'm not. I'm not to call her right and she's going to be so mad at me. Why do people do, if you know your friend's going to be mad at you? Why are you still calling your friend?

Okay, so do you want me call her or not? Yes, yeah, call her. I do. I don't care. We're trying to, you know, we're building content here. I don't know what I mean? If you want to do it for the sake of the podcast, do it for the sake of the podcast. Put on speaker, put on speaker.

She answers. Why would she answer? She's working. If I hear Taylor's voice saying, this is one-size T leave a message. It's not, so you see this to tell me. Let me see.

Let me see the name. Her name's Tay. Taylor. Oh, wow. Bleep that. Damn. Yeah, you made. Yo, what's up with white guys and prodder this week, bro?

Yo, it's white boy always. Aaron Rogers had the illest prodig cold on with the past. Did he really? What? After the game, I told my wife, I said, I proud of shit is ill and was crazy. When in a slide.

Somebody gave me a Prada's suitcase. carry-on bag, Ty, slew to Ty. Ty gave me a prod of carry-on bag and I used it this weekend for the first time. Didn't even know I had it. I looked out like, yo, is this yours? My wife was like, no, motherfucker. Ty gave you that for Christmas a couple years ago.

I was like, holy shit, I got to stop wearing the same shit over and over. Start over to somebody's boxes. That broader should be looking clean. We're grown. Like, what are we supposed to do? Wear Gap all the time? All right. Got to be high-low with it, baby.

Whatever that means? You got to be high-low with it. What did we see this week that made us say positively brilliant? What a fucking idiot. Shit. Did you see the guy who just walked into the CBS or the right aid or whatever like that and just took all his shit and walked right to fuck out? Security guard didn't even stop him or nothing.

You got to pay for things, my friends. That was my move back in the day. Really? What? When I didn't have no money? Stealing. I was a dumb-ass young teenager? Yeah.

You want a 12 pack of butt ice or corona? Mickalove, walk right in Scotchman convenience store. But how many cops they had out there? Who cared about it? You pulled up to the scotchman, get out, you walk in, grab a 12-pack, grab Dutchmasters, and walk out, because I never wanted to feel like I was stealing. But what, what? What? So what did you do?

You were leaving? You hiding the shit and all that. I never wanted to feel like I was stealing. Oh, but you just walk out with it on full display. That's it. And they didn't say anything ever. The guy just sat there, why are you going to do that for a 12-pack of butt-ice and some Dutchmasters? I never understand people who run people down

after they're stealing something. Whatever place you're working for is not dying for you, bro. Yeah. Like, let them go. A lot of them is family businesses. They're the ones that come after you. That's true.

If it's your pocket that they're taking something that's different. Yeah. Yeah, I worked in Quicksilver once and a dude, the dude just took some shit. And, like, it beeped on the way out. And I remember my manager was like, go get him, go get him.

And I was like, sweetheart, I make $8.25. I don't get paid to chase I get to a larger, a medium You know what I mean? I get to a fitting room But I'm not chasing motherfuckers down Spring Street That's right

I want to say positively brilliant Goes to Big Barty Cardi B For the lawsuit I have to salute Cardi B Because this is a landmark case I don't think it's being treated as such But it should change the way

YouTubers podcasters and just people who do commentary on social media move going forward I mean these are some of the things that I know we have attempted to warn you about here on this podcast. I know we have.

Which is, which is? Which is... Can you fill the people into the story? Well, the story is she sued a YouTuber because the YouTuber Cardi B sued Tasha K. Because she said that she said she had her

fees or something like that. So wow. It was, and I guess Cardi sent her to cease and desist. And, you know, she didn't abide by the cease and desist. So, you know, the last few years, you know, Cardi, Cardi filed a lawsuit and they've been going out in the court. And this week, Cardi won the lawsuit. And she got over, what, $3 million in damages, I think it was.

And she probably spent that on lawyers and all that kind of shit. But it wasn't about that. I guess what I'm trying to say is it wasn't about the money. Like, Cardi's not doing it. Yeah, it's about. punishing that person. Like that hurt Tasha K way more than I hurt Cardi. Tasha K got it? $3 million.

I doubt. I mean, I don't know. And she got to pay her lawyer fees too. Yeah. So she got to pay out Cardi and she got to pay all the money to fight that case for two years. By the way, it don't matter if you got to do that. Who just want to give up $3 million over something like that? Like, that's why we always say are talking too much. Free speech is not

free. There is a price to everything that comes out of your mouth. Yes. I've been doing radio for 20, for years. One of the reasons I like that I came up in a corporation is because when there's a corporation, there's boundaries,

right? And I've gotten cease and desist before. Right? Sometimes people don't even send me the cease and desist. They just go straight for the lawsuit because they know that Charlemagne,

he's attached to, you know, eye heart, and like, that could be a pay day, right? Sometimes they send a cease and desist, season desist is to give you the correct information. You know what I mean? So once you get that correct information,

if you continue with the false information, now you're about to get hit with a lawsuit. And it's easier for that person to win because you showed it to them in the cease and desist what they're saying wrong. You gave them the facts, and they continue to wipe their ass. Oh, for that slow everybody down, man.

Everybody needs to slow down all this lion for clickbait and all that dumb shit. Man, it makes no sense. I don't understand it. I do not understand the subscribe now crowd. I just don't. At heart, man. Subscribe now, proud.

What's that? The subscribe now when you're on YouTube and you're going live. You like subscribe now. Don't eat now. You know, I don't understand that. When they say subscribe and like this comment, he calls it subscribe now. You know, what do you mean?

We do that. We're on YouTube. I'm talking about the people. Breakfast Club is on YouTube. What are you talking about? No doubt. But I'm talking about the people who go live on YouTube. Yeah.

And their living is donate now, donate now, donate now. How do you keep people donating by staying on long, right? So you're on there for these long periods of time. You don't even give a fuck about what you're talking about as long as you're just as long as you're just entertaining. Oh, you're talking about streaming? No, the YouTube shit. Yeah, but live streamers are different. Yeah, you can only donate on the live stream.

Or the live stream crowd. Yeah. I don't understand them. You know what radio is? It's not a live scream. Yeah, it is. You're lying. Is it?

You're just streaming on the radio. It's my point. Because you sell out. ads. Whatever. Who do you think's asking for the donations? The advertising team. If you stop making excuses for these motherfuckers,

you know what I'm trying to say. You're a hater, bro. Let these young kids get their money. So they can't get their money because it's different than you. Listen, get your money all you want. But don't get your money at the cost of lying. Don't get your money at the cost of slander. You can have your opinion.

You can have your critique. But as soon as you get on there telling lies for no goddamn reason, you see what happened. You saw what happened this week. Just have fun. fun, bro. No, no, no, no. No, I mean, like that person was presenting themselves as news, right? Everybody does that show. And that's a position where you cannot have fun. When you're saying, this is the truth, you cannot have fun, right? Because the stakes are so high. But if you're satire,

if you're goofy, if you're having fun, like, SNL can't get sued for slander because they're literally going, this is satire. So they can satirize every song, they can satirize every story, they can make fun of whoever. Same thing with the podcast that we do. We're coming out here saying, yo, this is us just goofing around, having fun. This is satire. So we're going to say some wild shit. I don't know what all is protected under that, though. I mean, look, anybody can sue anybody.

We live in a very litigious society so you can do it, but you might not have grounds to do it because you're going into the conversation. Like when we had Alex Jones on, we just put up a whole thing saying, hey, none of this matters, none of this is real. Anything that anybody says here is absolute bullshit. But that don't matter. Alex Jones just got hit. Alex Jones got hit up crazy and lost the lawsuit.

Well, that's because he stormed the Capitol, too. No, it wasn't that. Pull up Alex Jones. He lost a law through recently. He was there, I think. Yeah. No, not that, Alex. It was the Sandy Hook thing.

Yeah, yeah. So it's a lie. But that, because that guy's on the news saying he's news. Who, Alex Jones? Yeah. He's like, this is the truth. I thought he was on YouTube. His program.

I don't know what shows is trying to say. I'm simply trying to tell you. Oh, you make it too difficult. You make it too difficult. It's very simple. If you're the news, you have an expectation of being the news, right? Yes. If you're a comedy show, you have an expectation to be in a comedy show.

SNL does not need to tell the truth because they're saying, hey, we're not the news. We're here to be funny. If you're saying we're the news and then you're saying things that are untrue about people, like their ass up. Yeah, I don't, I get what you're saying, but I'm talking about YouTubers. Let's talk. I get what you're saying. We're all YouTubers now.

Welcome to the new generation. Well, guess what? Specifically, if you on YouTube and you are slandering people and you're saying things that you cannot prove, hey, when somebody hits you with that lawsuit, I hope you can back up the words that have been coming out of your mouth. Yeah. Because that shit is about to change the game for a long time. It might be a lawsuit. It might be somebody coming to punch in your mouth.

I'll take that over getting, fucking, losing $3.8 million that now that I may or may not have. Do you know what happens when you lose those kind of lawsuits? What how? You know Cardi could garnish those wages for the rest of her life? She, any check that that young lady gets could go to Cardi. Yeah. And it probably will. Yeah.

If Cardi's as petty as I am. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And listen, I want everybody to do that thing. I know we're in a new generation, but there is rules and boundaries for a reason. And I think sometimes these really good personalities, because there are some really good personalities on these platforms. I think that they will never reach their full potential because they do. didn't come up in a system that has rules and boundaries.

It's kind of like when you watch and one basketball, right? Those guys are great. Like, you know, they cross you over, do all this other stuff, and get to the league, travel, carry, carry. You know what I mean? It don't work in a system. That's all I'm saying. Sometimes it's good to come up within a system.

But you could also make the argument that now those people on, then now and one is more popular than the NBA. Now, it's not, though. Not in basketball, but in terms of content, like the hours that are watched on YouTube far exceed the hours that are watching CNN. Like, the people that watch Rogan, I think it's like 10X what is watching, like, you know, any random CNN show. So now this shit is flips. Now the NBA in your metaphor is not the popping thing. Now Am one is what's popping.

And Rogan, salute to Rogan. Once again, Rogan is not your typical podcaster. Rogan came up as the host of fear factor, as the host of a UFC commentator, he understands those boundaries, those rules and regulations, and he rich as fuck. So he's not going to go on there and just say anything.

Yeah. Because he knows somebody will hit him up. He had a system before. You got to be, I'm telling you, sometimes it benefit is good to be a part of a system because you know. Yeah.

Like I saw, you know, people think that this is the norm. It's really not the norm. Like, if Wendy, William said some wild shit back in the day, she would either be fired, or she would get hit with a cease and desist, or the person would threaten to sue. And when they threatened to sue, if, you know, I think that's what Diddy did back in the day. He threatened to sue hot 97. Or maybe he did fight a lawsuit. I don't know. But either way, they got rid of Wendy Williams to avoid that problem. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, we act like there's no consequences

and repercussions to the things that come out of your mouth. There absolutely is. And everybody has to deal with them, period. I don't care what platform you want. No, you're right. There are always consequences, 100%. And that's why I said this is a landmark case. Good and bad. And it's going to change how things,

it should change how everybody does things moving forward. And yes, use these platforms, utilize the fuck out of them, but also study the platforms that came before you so you know the mistakes not to make. Because what's going to happen next is the platforms are going to start being held responsible. If they're not already being held responsible, I mean, I think that's why Instagram me knocking people out.

100%. And that's also why YouTube doesn't create its own content anymore. Because YouTube is going, hey, we're just a platform. We're just the internet. What you post on here is up to you. We don't have anything else to do with it. We're just there. We have some loose guidelines.

We have enough rules where we can take anybody down if we need to, but they're also loose enough where you can kind of just exist here. And that's what they're trying to do. Once they were making their own content and like trying to put their own shows out, all of a sudden they were being scrutinized. And it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not going to make enough money off this? Just let these motherfuckers do it. Yeah, but that ain't going to fly back much longer.

And the reason I say that, because even in this case, the videos that she was being sued for was still up. Right? Yeah. I mean, so at that point, YouTube should take them down. The issue is, is always revenue, right? Once advertisers get pushback, that's when the rules change. And that's what happened with when you, you know, when you. YouTube started cracking down on videos, I think it was like a couple years ago.

They were running like kids ads on like ISIS beheading videos, right? And there was somebody getting beheaded and they're running fucking like gogert commercials on it. And like gogert hit them up like, yo, don't put our ads on this fucking beheaded. Like what the hell are you doing? So all of a sudden YouTube is like, okay, we got to be very careful because if the advertisers pull their spend, then we're going to lose tons of money on that shit. So the end of the day it comes out of money. And that's how you get someone to stop talking shit. You hit him a $3 million lawsuit and you win.

I guarantee these other blogs are not going to be talking shit about Cardi. That's all I'm saying. Set the precedent. And by the way, you shouldn't. Lower the boom. It ain't even just about Cardi. You better pay attention because you know what happens. When people see Cardi and she wins, they're going to go, oh.

Pull up all on the seats. Okay. Okay. Let's see. Let's see how this goes down now. And, you know, when you were talking about radio earlier, too, it's like, it literally is the same thing. Yes, we have advertisers. We have advertisers. We have advertisers because we have high ratings.

But guess what has never had a, well, guess what has had one sponsor in 12 years? Donated there. Interesting. The highest rated segment on the show. Because they don't want to be associated. They're like, I don't know what this motherfucker will say. Who he going to say it about? Word up.

But I've had Michael Lammasov, salute to the bull. You know what I mean? And that is a local New York sponsorship on a national radio show. Michael is willing to say, no, I'm still. standing next to this. Wow. And this is our 12 year on Breakfast Club. Don't get it is the highest rated segment for 12 years and running.

We've never had a sponsor. Interesting. So advertisers are like, nope. So listen, what's the crowd y'all said? The donate, what is it, the live screen donate now? Yeah, streaming. That's it. The donate now crowd, salute to y'all.

Get your money. But don't get your money at the expense of lies and slander, man. It's not this stuff. It's media too, man. Oh, listen. This happens all the time. There's no such thing as news. Even when you said the word news, I'm like, there's no such thing as news.

If you're CNN, MSNBC, Fox, they're all driven by opinion. If your network is driven by opinion, it's not news. And please believe when something is on CNN, Fox or MSNBC, the casual viewer believes it more. Because they're like, oh, this is on TV, this must be vetted. If a blogger or somebody on YouTube says some shit, you'd be like, oh, this could be some opinion piece. This could be, what is it called, gossip, if you will. But if Anderson Cooper is reporting that shit, if Rachel Maddow is reported, it must be true. So keep, be careful, all these, like, news articles, all these, what are called it, even like online magazines and that kind of shit, the more legit you look, the more you can get hit over the head.

Oh, they get sued. They get sued. And they should. Fox gets sued. They should. CNN get sued. You said you're the news. You said you're the truth.

You walked into the building that day and say, we give people the truth. You better make sure it's true because I'm a hit. your ass over the head if you're lying about me. If you're driven by opinion, if if that's what's driving your network, you're not a news network. News motherfuckers report the news and keep it moved. Yep. It's not driven by anything else. It's not what side you want. And that's why I said you can't who's really being honest. Because once you pick a side, can you really be honest. No. I don't believe you can't. No, because you can't be objectively honest. Yeah. 100%. And that's the thing like I don't even want an opinion show on a channel that says news in it. Don't don't give me the Fox News

opinion show. Don't give me the CNN opinion. That's a different channel. Yeah, yeah. If you say your news, I should be able to turn your shit on and everything you tell me is what happened. That's it. I don't think how you feel about it. I don't know what your opinion is. Just tell me what happened. Absolutely. Don't give me, and I know the opinion ones

are like the highest rated or whatever, but like, I don't care. They're all opinion ones. Because that's the problem. What happens is whether it's Aaron Burnett or Rachel Maddo or you know, Tucker Carlson or whoever. Yeah. They say what it is they need to say.

And then they bring on the panel. Mm-hmm. And the panel shoots. Mm-hmm. The panel's not on their reporting no news. The panel's just on there talking, giving their opinion. Tucker calls is my favorite talking head, though. Oh, this guy don't play, bro.

You know why Tucker's, Tucker knows he's fucking with people. He's hilarious. And I cannot, I don't understand why. The M&M shit? You're talking about the M&M shit? That shit, the shit, Nancy Pelosi being Michael Jackson. It was amazing. But he does this knowing that people are going to get mad.

He does this knowing people are going to repost it and be like, this is what y'all call news. He's playing. Why are you even paying that any attention? And you wonder why his ratings are so high. Because the people that love him are tuning in and the people that hate him are tuning in. The people that love him are sharing his content.

The people that hate him are sharing his content. And there's nothing we like better on social media than a goddamn debate. Because somebody will post that Eminem, tuck a Carlson clip and say, this is what y'all call news. And then people will be in the comments be like, he's fucking joking

it's a satire you idiot and everybody going back and forth about it guess who wins Tucker fucking Carlson The man who already told y'all in court I lie sometimes if I'm caught I'm caught in court Does he say that?

Yes That's amazing All these motherfuckers bend over once they get in court Right? Every single one What you're going to do? Actually that's true Not guilty You want to lose?

It's court Amazing Hey, man. How sweet. So, anything, you better get it out of there. No one's there that motherfucker. It's core. The moral of the story is freedom of speech is not free.

There's a price to every word that comes out of your mouth. And it could be your teeth too. Did you see? That ain't going to scare nobody no more. Shit. Beating them up? Nah. Teeth?

They're not. They're not. They're not. They're not. Why? Because they're seeing less teeth. They're going to still say they beat you. Whoever gets to their phone first won the fight.

Okay. Ooh. Never gets to their phone first? You're right. Look at, we talked about this a little bit last week, and we had MLE Chappo on the show this week. And Elie Chappel got into it with the dude in the airport. And Elie Chappahper hits the dude. The dude doesn't hit him.

Dude gets on his phone. And him and this girl talk about how they knocked. The girls like, he just knocked out in L.E. Chappo. I mean, it looked like he got dropped, but you could see it to slip. But it looked from the video like he got dropped. But the point is, reality, regardless of what, that's my point, regardless of what it looks like, so all, it's about who gets to your phone first. Yeah.

Because once they get on the phone and say they beat wax ass and pinched his butt when he hit the ground. That's sad. That's sad. They didn't see a little bit more with me. You want to see a little bit more with me. Yeah, of course. You're not going to just hear wax that beat up and just going to agree with it. That's a tricky thing, though, as like a rapper.

Like, especially, I don't know, like, how I'm really not that familiar with his music. There was a song I fucking love. What was that shit back in the day? I used to come out and stage to it. Which one? Don't. Oh, fuck. Don't.

Drop that cool shit. No, no, no. Fuck. Anyway, I remember what it is back of there. But that's the thing. It's like if you make your music or you tie your identity into being like tough and gangster, like all it is is just one dude that rose up on you, sleeps your ass. And you are done, done, bro.

That's crazy, bro. Like the pressure? Like, you better roll with security just so you don't get slapped. You can't go know where it get beat up, bro. You got to win every fight. Every fight, bro. And anytime anybody comes in your face, golly, man. It's like that with anything, though.

When people realize you're not who you say you are. But the pressure of being someone you're not all the time, no, that's too much, that's why you need to be who you are. Yes. I don't understand why people even want to fight. Yeah. Like, leave it alone. Live life.

Go to your new. Anyway. Yeah. Like, it's not like back in the day. where you used to get stripes for being gangston. Nobody cares no more. Everybody like, man, why you know home with your kids? Yeah, you don't care no more.

In the hood, they care. It's a lifestyle, bro. Why do you give a fuck about what the people in the hood think? That's my point. No, no, no, I'm just saying. You're telling them that, but they do care. Because they don't have nothing else. That's what we're trying to say.

Everything has its fucking lane. If you're in the hood, it's really important to be a guy over there who can handle everything. If not, you fool. Yeah, it is true. So do not. Y'all better stay dangerous out there, motherfucker. It's a function of no opportunity, right? It's a function of no opportunity.

And you fooled until you shoot somebody and go to jail. And about shooting them. It's just having respect. Stupid as hell. You don't respect. You don't respect. You can still be in the hood and have respect. Nobody fuck with you.

You ain't got to be the tough guy. Why are all those things tied to respect? That's what I've always wondered. Like, why is it always the criminal street shit that's tied to respect? It's not that. It's just certain people. Even that guy who might even do the bad, probably take care most of the people in the hood.

You know what you said this now is why so many of these rappers can't let it go? And why they still end up in trouble in bullshit situations because they, they feel like that criminal. street shit is what gets them respect in certain environments among certain people. They did. They're tied to that. Still, even when they done, they're, you up 10, 15 million dollars because you had a skill set that allowed you to go make this kind of money.

If they don't respect that and the only way to garner their respect is to be sitting in the hood with them still beating up on people. Man, you better get me. Man, come on, man. You got to know when to hold them. No one to fold them. No one to walk away. No one to fucking run.

Who is that? Who does that, Neil Young? Kenny Rogers, bro. Kenny Rogers? I don't just respect Kenny Rogers, bro. Sorry, sorry. I didn't you expect Kenny Rogers, bro. My bad, bro.

Shout's to Jamaica. Nah. You know that Kenny Rogers is huge in Jamaica, right? He is. He did, like, these two massive concerts out there, shit. Jamaica's fuck with country music. He got so many cabs. Kenny Roger Cabs.

In Jamaica? They fuck with him. Dude, Jamaica's love country because they understand white soul, but. It's great storytelling. Bro, that's all it is. No, it is. Absolutely. Dude.

Country music and rock. have the best storytell. To me, I think so. Interesting. Country music and rap have to have absolutely the best story time. Can we talk about the greatest white man of all time? Oh, Tom Brady? Yo, he lost it.

He lost what? No, his fucking safety lost it. That's what lost it. Got burnt on two straight plays. He didn't lose shit. He won. He basically did everything he's supposed to do. Tom Brady did what the fuck he was supposed to do.

And then his safety got burnt twice, bro. You got to come out with it. What you mean? Come out, got to come out with the win. What would you have said if he had won the game? You can't blame the same thing I'm saying now. That motherfucker is the greatest of all time. You know why?

Because I'm looking at the totality of his career. Oh, yeah, I mean, the whole thing is, yeah, but right now he lost. But listen, everything right now, how many people like, I told you he suck? I told you he suck. I can't say that. There's nobody with common sense can say that. Come on, brides. Did you see the game?

I did, but I'm not saying he, I didn't say it again. You didn't see it again. I know you didn't say. People always say, which can you do for me? me the last time you did it for me. If you did bad the last time, you know what he did? I don't think he knows he did. I don't think you know what he did. I'm talking about. Motherfuck had the game

with like 40 seconds left. I think he's good, but he's still lost. You didn't see the game. That's like beating somebody up all fight and then you get knocked out. You didn't see the game. He got knocked out. Because he wasn't beating the guy up all fight. I hear what you're saying, but if it's still what I'm saying, even though if you is beating somebody ass the whole fight

and they knock you out, you lost. I don't know. Still lost. I don't know he's saying, though. He don't have a point. He only gets to play half the game, brother. Defense got to do something. That's true.

But after the day, he's still lost. Right now, will you still get him the same praise that he won and lost? Yes. I'll tell you why. Remember, did we watch Deonté Wilder Tyson Fury fight, right? What do you say at the end of that fight? The second one. The only one.

The third one. Got a lot of heart. That's right. You got your eyes. Beat the fuck up. Yeah, but guess what? No, that's a bad example. He dropped Tyson twice.

It's not good. That's not a good example because Tom Brady, because Tom Brady tied the fucking game and then literally has it ready to go into overtime where you know Tom Brady is about to handle business. Yes. And then that safety got bummed out. Burn. Burnt.

Two plays in a row. Same guy. Cooper Cup cooking his ass. Yeah. Two plays in a row. Yeah. Sad, bro. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, listen, but I don't. Once again, Tom did his job. Yeah. And we were all sitting there. When Skip Baylis put that tweet out at the end of the first quarter, congratulations, Rams. You're going to play a home game next week and for the Super Bowl.

Game over. It was 17 to 3. And then, he's a dangerous guy. I'm like, do you know who's still on that field? That's goddamn Tom Brady, the greatest white man alive. Yeah, this guy don't play no fucking games, bro. Come on, man. Come on, man.

You don't play no fucking. And if he retires, if he retires, he should. I don't think he should. I don't think he should. Yeah, he got PCEO. He got one more year left on his contract. If Tom Brady has one more skill player on that offensive field with him, they win. Only thing that would be Tampa Bay Buccaneers was injuries.

No, but what if old boy has stayed? That's part of the game. That is part of the game. But would have old boy had stayed? You think they would have won it? Yes. Antonio Brown? Yes.

Yes. Because they at least scored seven more points. Also, Tampa Bay missed the field goal in the first half. So if they hit that field goal in the first half, the game is over. all they got, they'll win the game. Tom Brady should come back for another year, bring back, I don't know how. They say the salary cap for the bucks is fucked up,

so I don't know how that's going to work. But if you can bring back the right players, I just think he deserves a farewell to him. That's all. That's what I really want for Tom Brady. I hear you on that, and I think that that would be good and kind of be like the Kobe thing

where like every single game meant something and saying goodbye to the greatest player ever. That being said, I don't want to see him go out a little bit I don't want to see him go out in a decline and this season he had a phenomenal season he leaves at the end of the season

he didn't even fuck up the game when you think about it he was clutch as hell Tom Brady did exactly what he was supposed to do so he can't even be upset of himself really I mean he could have played better in the first half of course could have won the game in the first half that he was undeniable that being said when it was time for him to deliver in the clutch

the last time he touched a football he made sure that his team scored with nothing with absolutely nothing. You have to think Goblin wasn't playing. Fournett had just came back from injury. I think Mike Evans was still injured. Mike Evans was still injured. Like Mike Evans got hurt. I think, what, week 18? Was that Brown? See, we can't look at Brown please.

You don't know that Brown plays. That was the first game of the season. I don't know. That Tom Brady different. If Tom Brady don't make you want to get your life together, something wrong. This trash talk that apparently said, this got me fucking giddy. Apparently there's some dude in the defense was talking that shit. And Brad, this is what Leonard Fournette said one of the cool trash talk things, Tom Brady goes. He looks at him, he goes, he goes, I play with your daddy. Ask him about me. That's right up there when I used to fuck your mom in high school, little boy.

Respect me. Watch your mouth. If I tell you something that you don't want to hear. Ask him about me. I went to high school with your mom. Ask him about me. I used to play with your daddy. Asked me about it.

That way I said if Tom Brady don't make you want to get your mom, that way I said if Tom Brady don't make you want to get your. life together. And man, it's 44. I know, bro. He's 45. No, he'd be 45 this year. Oh, okay. So one more season would be 45. He's 40 fucking four, and he's playing football. Yeah. Say what y'all want to say. Greatest athlete of all time.

I love Michael Jordan. I got him above Michael Jordan. I saw him having a debate on first take this week about. It's so hard, bro. Is it? Okay. Was he playing with, was he playing when Jordan was playing? I think so. At least, I don't know. They must have crossed. They must have crossed. They must have crossed. I think they had to, right? I mean, Tom Brady's been playing for 20 years, 20, 22 years, 23 years. How long Michael wasn't playing for?

Think about Mike played when he was 40. So Mike ain't 80, 60. I think the wizard. Hold on, let me see. Tom Brady. They had to have crossed over. They had to have crossed over. No, if he's 44 and he stopped that, he was playing at 40, 20 years.

No, no, Tom Brady rookie year was 2000. And when last time Mike played? Mike, I think 90. No, the Wizards was, I think the Wizards was the two. Let me see. Yeah, let's look that up. Michael Jordan, Wizards. 2000, 2003.

Yep. Dang. For two years. Yeah. For two years. Come on, man. Tom Brady. Okay, so the athlete question is always the tricky thing because I think we, in our mind,

imagine an athlete can run fast and jump high. Yes. And clearly that's not something that Tom Brady can do. But if we look at an athlete just as the best person at a sport, you could say that Tom Brady is better at football than anybody else has been at their sports. I want to push back on something you said. Yeah. It's very athletic to have to go out there, say, hut.

Like, you're working all your muscles. You know, you're grabbing the football, you're running back, you're scrambling, you're throwing the ball. You're still an athlete. You may not be running and jumping higher than everything. everybody, but Tom Brady's an athlete. There's no question. But he's not the best athletes, we're saying. He's not better than Antonio Brown.

Most durable. Yeah, you could make, if not even close. Yeah, I think, like, most durable, like, he's got a great arm. He's great decision maker and all these things are huge. And, like, game IQ is crazy. Like, you know, we always talk about LeBron's game IQ and we'll talk about, I'm sure Jordan's game IQ, like Dennis Rodman's game IQ. We always talk about these things.

So it's huge. I think if we remove the word athlete and we're just like, greatest at a sport ever. Like, for me, it's Floyd. Yes, that's what it was. That's just, but I'm like a huge Floyd fan. He's never lost at all. That being said, it's what he's done.

If somebody said to me, I think that this is the, the greatest person at a sport ever, I can't say, I can't say that they're being ridiculous. What about greatest sports figure? You could, and look, the problem with sports figure is that we start bringing in, like, um, uh, social justice and stuff. to it. Even though it's not part of the conversation, you've got to think about Ali. I only got three. Go. It's Brady, Jordan, and Ali.

Isn't that interesting? We're not, we not, I told, how old cold again. He was huge. I said this earlier. We're not calling, we're, not calling, we're, I told you this early this week. Jackie Robinson, you got to bring in, like, we not call, those are goats. Right. And we're not calling Brady, Ali, and Jordan livestock anymore. All right. These guys are gods, man. What they did is different. And I always look at the degree of difficulty. Yeah. There's no, in sports, there's no greater degree of difficulty to meet in football. That's another thing that you have to account for. It's like there's nobody, there are people who have had multiple rings.

Yes. Right? In the NBA, there are people who are part of great teams, and they just happen to be part of great teams multiple times, like Robert Orie. Yep. Right? And they have multiple rings. I don't think there's anybody in the NFL.

Maybe who is the closest? Was it five rings? Five. It was the guy he played for San Francisco. Charles Haley and then the Cowboys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's it. Charles Haley got five.

So to your point, it's so, two things. It's so difficult to get multiple rings for two reasons. One, the teams flip all the time. It's hard to have a dynasty. Two, your body don't hold up, bro. If you're in the league for six years, and that's when you can actually play the best your ability, 10 years in the NFL is a fucking eternity.

Listen to what you just said. Go, go. Four years. Ten years in the NFL. NFL is in eternity. Tom Brady's been to 10 Super Bowl. Yeah, it's unbelievable. It's unbelievable.

He's been to 10. What you said is absolutely true. 10 years in the NFL's in eternity, but this guy's been to 10 Super Bowl. He's barely getting hit, though. He's barely getting hit. Oh, come on. That's not true.

That's not true. That's not true. That's good. That's what I'm saying. That's not true. He had great lines and stuff like that. There's not true. There's no way he could have been a running back.

That's not true. Charlotte, there's no way he could have been a running back. He's what I'm saying, on a line. He gets hit all the time. No, no, meaning I think what he's saying, like the position that he played allows him to play longer. Nobody else could be 20 years. No other position could be 20 years. That's a, I mean, you could be a punter.

You could be a punter. But not, not, no skill position is what they say, right? You're running back. Do not much quarterbacks get hit? I think we think of sacks. When I'm talking about just hit after the ball is thrown, that happens all the time. I think what happens with these guys that as they get older, they learn how they want are so good at predicting the defenses, and they learn how to get rid of the ball

before they're in those tough situations. And if they are getting hit, it's because they're really waiting for someone open up that they believe will be there. Right? Whereas like these young quarterbacks, you see them getting blasted all the time. They just can't read the defenses as quickly. And they don't understand the value.

The timing's off. But they don't understand the value of just getting rid of the ball, like live to throw another fucking down. Sunday grade was getting his ass hit. That front for the Rams, Von Miller, and goddamn. That shit is, a Darnold or whatever. Donald.

Donald. No, what's the other one for the Rams? The beast. Aaron Donald. Aaron Donald. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aaron.

Yeah, yeah. They was all over him. He's a beast that dude. He's different. I bet you if Tom Brady had the athleticism of, let's say, like a Lamar Jackson, right? If he had that just level of athleticism but didn't change his game that much at all, we would go, oh, yeah, this is the greatest athlete of all time. But it's because he's so, so. slow. I don't even think it's a white thing.

He's just so slow, dude. I think his feet big. He wears size 22. I think he's the greatest athlete of all the time. You know, 22, bro. I think he's the greatest athlete of all time, bro. He's been in the NFL for how long? It's 20, 22 years. I don't fucking know. I'm not going to give you pushback, bro.

10 Super Bowls. I'm not going to give you pushback. And here's the thing, playing at a high level. Yeah, man. And still winning now. That's like being in the Maryland. and never cheat for 22 years. I'm saying that's in any relationship.

That's a relationship. He's still with these people. That's amazing. I don't even know what you're talking about, bro. You know how much easier it is to not cheat for 22 years than win seven Super Bowls, bro? Are you serious? Yes.

Try it. 22 years. I don't want to hear shit. I intend on it. That's the point. I don't want to hear shit. And afterwards I can be like, this is the greatest husband. This is the greatest husband.

his husband of all time. You never know. He did the thing he was supposed to do for 22 years. That's the time he's doing. The vows he made in front of a God. Listen, and when I say degree of difficulty, look at, even with Jordan.

That's why it's very hard for me to say who the face of this era is because Jordan dominated his era and erased the faces of people of his era. But more importantly, after he three-peated, think about the emotional and men's, to stress he was going through after his pops died.

To come back and perform at an even higher level at an older age and do what you just did, degree of difficulty. Cromeda Lee, you get everything script from you, you're out of boxing for three years, facing jail time, people calling you a communist, all this kind of stuff, you're unpatriotic, you come back and you win the championship. When you look at what these people are not able to deal with in this era, And look at what those people dealt with, the degree of difficulty.

Those guys are gods, man. They just are. They just, Muhammad Ali, Michael Jordan, Tom Brady. They didn't have too many crutches. They got so many crutches right now. They make them soft. Back then they had to do it. They had no choice.

It was all mental. And I think that's what gave me a. Muhammad Ali, Tombray. That's the Mount Rushmore of athletes. And Michael Jordan. Yeah, yeah, those three. Those three. Are there any, is there anybody else that enters that?

Not to me. Not to me. Not to me. Trying to think if there's another. What's another? sport that we might be forgetting. Well, we, we might be fine. You know why I don't count swimming?

I don't count swimming because not enough people have access to a pool to even know if they're good at it. So like when you look at the best swimmer right now, you're just looking at the best person who is like wealthy enough to have a pool in their backyard. And yeah, same shit with golf real talk. Like you think Tiger's the best at golf or is he just the best person who was rich enough to have access to a golf course? Yeah, or in club. What? And clubs. You're like,

oh, this is expensive. Like, these sports are expensive. What's your problem? Hellet knows nothing about it. I just put out a sport. You swung me for?

All I said was put out of sports. She's getting soccer. Wrestling. Boxing. Because I was thinking about, I was no, could I was thinking about, poor people are better at sports because they need to excel at them because

that's their way out of poverty. Nope, but I was thinking about what's that guy's name? Dude, the first poor people who play tennis end up being the greatest tennis players ever, the fucking William sisters. Yes,

I mean, they were Compton. Not broke, but like, they weren't, they weren't, they weren't rich, rich. I don't remember, I don't think they were wealthy. I was thinking about the guy, though. What was a swimming guy? He was so great, you would know his name right on top of your head. Michael Phelps.

Thank you. Michael Phelps, that people made a big deal about him. He smoked weed. Oh, because he was the Olympics. Oh, look, he's the most winning this swimmer for sure. But for me, like. An Olympian, I think he got more gold medals than this. Yeah, then I think anybody.

But also, that's another thing that's unfair. It's like how many different strokes you're going to make up for swimming? It's like, what if we did that with running? Hey, you have to run with your arms straight. Hey, you have to run with your arms in the air. Hey, you have to run with your arms out to the side. And you get a gold medal for each one of those. That's stupid.

That is got to run. It's so stupid. Simone Biles. No, Simone's not. She mace up her own. No. I love Simone. No, we, come on.

Gymnastics is the same thing. You got to be rich to be in gymnastics. No, you don't. Yes, you do. No, you don't. Go get gymnastics lessons and all that shit. That shit is not fucking cheap. You got to do that for any practice.

Real talk, soccer. and outside of America, because we don't really play it, but outside of this world soccer has... Renardo's a goat. Son. Goat dope. Ronaldo. But he's a god to some people.

No, he is the somebody out talking to Jay Shetty this morning. And Jay Shetty was like, I didn't grow up. Pretty motherfucker. Ain't he? Hey, bro. Pretty motherfucker. Are he supposed to be in a boy, man? Yo, son.

Scooter. You know, you know, scooter. Scooter keeps posting him, right? And I'm just like, post that motherfucker one more time. I might get his number, bro. Like pretty-ass eyes. He looked like he should be the leader of a boypin called The Heelers. Straight up.

Like, he is like, yes, he is, bro. Yeah. Now he's got these, what is he Indian or some shit? How about Usain Bo? That's Michael. Well, I think Hussein bowl is an interesting argument. He was interesting. Jim Brown, LeBron, Michael Phelps.

No. Different level, man. Jordan Ali, Brady. What's that? So we got to throw a soccer player on there, bro. You got to throw a tennis player. No, because tennis is another one, bro. It's like, it's rich people.

It would probably be Ronaldo for me. Exactly. I don't know enough about soccer if it's Renaldo or Mazzini or whatever. It's trying to throw something out there and nobody has yet. That's all. I cannot believe it's hoping. I'm giving your options. Damn.

I'm trying to think what it, yes, soccer. Kobe Ryan's up there too. Nah. What? We got to put a soccer player up there. God bless Kobe. OIP. Today is the two-year anniversary of Kobe's death, by the way.

Oh, Kobe right there. You ain't even know that. Who? Pele. We don't know who. I don't know who is. He's a soccer player, right? Yeah, he's a soccer player, bro.

He's gone. Okay, wait, Floyd Mayweather, no? Floyd should be a bit. Not without Lee and Jordan and Brady. I put Floyd. I put Floyd. Would I lead Jordan and Brady? Now, I just think in terms of perfection, he's perfect, man.

He's really a perfect specimen. I think there's goats. Oh, Mike Tyson. Of course. That's what I'm saying. Paul Kogan has to be up here. I don't know who it would be from baseball, maybe Barry Bond. Ken Griffey.

Here's the thing. I gave Donkey the day this morning to the baseball writers association. You know what I mean? Bums. What bums? Because they're excluding an era that I always, I always say baseball was better when everybody was on steroids.

Baseball needs steroids. Yeah. Baseball needs steroids. 100%. And by the way, I was just saying that just off the eye test. I did some research this morning. By research, I mean, Googled. And there was this goddamn top 15 list of,

why baseball was better during the steroid era. Attention was up, meaning that more people was on the sport than ever. Viewership, revenue. They were saying shit like you don't get the, what was it, I don't know what year it was. The home run race between Sammy Sosa and Mark McGuire. They was talking about the 40-40.

How Jose Cansego got a 40-40 and 88, but then during the steroid era, it was like A-Rod and Barry Bond. Somebody else got a 44. 40. It was like if so many, the pitching was better because people had to learn how to pitch better. Because everybody was hitting home rock and knocked them shit out the fucking park. You make the mistakes on the field. Yeah. I was like, shit.

So it wasn't just the home runs. Damn there, every aspect of baseball was better. Interesting. When everybody was a motherfucker's starboard. All them guys are still alive. It's the same. Pretty much. And to wax point, all the motherfuckers look like wrestlers, bro.

Yeah, they were just fucking jacked. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? They were fucking jacked. And shit was like the WWE with baseball back. Do we throw a baseball? player in there? Barry Bonds. Not with Jordan Ali and Brady, man.

You can't tell me that Hulk Hogan was not the one guy. Who's the one baseball player that was like transformative? Like they were so good. It's more than transformative, though, shows. Who in baseball has done something you've never seen before? What Brady has done will never see before. It's like a pitcher or something like that? Like, who is so dominant? What Jordan did will never see again. Hank Aaron. Yep, the second guy. I know it. No.

Why not? Tell me why. You can't say why. He never lost. Man, you didn't. You and Taylor, boy. No. Aaron never lost.

Taylor's the end and bully in the beast. Like, like, like, Jesus, like, come on, man. He's like, why.

And he can say that and somebody will run with it. It'll be somebody else arguing later. And somebody will be like, Brady is the best. Well, Hank Aaron, never lost. You're like, what?

Yeah, I don't, no, you don't even got that many sports when you think about it. Like, what's another sport do we care about? Hockey, you can't count. Rugby. I mean, some people might throw Gretzky in them. I don't see it. So what? Roy Gresky.

It might throw Mario Lemuel in there. I can't count a sport if they don't, if there's nobody but white people in it. Like, I need everybody in it so we truly know who's the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't talk about no sport I never seen. You never seen hockey? Never. You know, I played the video game?

No, why would I do that? Keep on. Low key, that's why soccer outside the United States of America, which produces the best athletes on the planet. But if we were into soccer the same way the rest of the world is, that's how you would define the greatest athlete. The one sport, the whole world gets to play and the cheapest sport. Literally, all you need is a fucking ball and an area that you just call a goal.

There's nobody that can't afford to at least touch a soccer ball once in their life. No, you're right. If we cared about it. Now, the fact we have the best athletes in the world, and we don't care about it means that there are subpar athletes playing the sport. Whether you like it or not,

we are the best. We're the best athletes on the planet. Explain to me why. You don't like it. Look at the Olympics. Motherfuckers rolling their eyes right now in England. Suck dicks.

You know what I'm saying? Come on, yo. Come on, yo. Not a dick, plural. Yeah, multiple, sight. Multiple. Explain to me why soccer's not big in America. Culturally, I don't know why we just never

It's just bigger other places, but it's big here. It's cool. Is it? No, not that. It is growing in popularity. It's just so much crazy other places. Yeah. Like, this is a multi-billion dollar sport.

The players get paid crazy. So much money. Like, y'all out here trying to track football players, man. Baseball, too. Unbelievable. Real talk. We created baseball, basketball, and football. Ah, that's what.

What happened? We created baseball, basketball, and football. Okay. So that's why we have so many other sports that people to get into all those other. all those other countries. Cricket. And we're going to promote our own sports. And that's the way that you kind of like,

what is it called? Like there's an emotional colonization of the world. You know, like in the same way that we use like our tech and stuff. Like we want everybody on Instagram, everybody on Facebook. That's why the TikTok thing was a big deal because it was a social media platform we didn't create.

So it's like, oh shit, we don't want some other countries tech influence in us. Because apparently like in China, the way that the algorithm works, it doesn't reward people doing stupid dances and like playing with their dog. The algorithm is rewarding things that they want to see their youth do.

So people doing cool engineering shit. People doing cool science shit. But if you're China and you wanted to disrupt another country, wouldn't you reward the dumbest possible shit on that app? Twerking. People doing stupid dances. You want the next level of youth to go, I can be famous doing something that's truly worthless to society,

which is making TikToks, not beneficial to society, like being an engineer, being a doctor, right? So this is how you get to manipulate your society into doing something good and how you fuck over your competition into doing worthless shit.

It's genius. Look to China. I mean, is that why Trump wanted to get rid of TikTok? Yeah, probably. I'm not mad at that. Now, don't get wrong. That's a different level of warfare.

I'm fuck with that. Because back in the day, you used to be like, yo, we'll send some opium over there and, you know, they're making all the fence and all that kind of shit. But this is how you fight wars.

Now that we have enough military weapons so everybody can kill each other, we need to find other ways to fight wars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We need to fight these cold wars. Yeah, and they're doing it, bro. And they know that we're fucking dumb enough to kill ourselves.

You know what, we're going to have those fucking things on our eyes when this whole shit fuck up. I don't think nobody going to have them them things off their eyes, bro. I just played it. You're talking about the Oculus shit. It's unbelievable.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's too unbelievable, bro. It's crazy. You can see your hands and everything. I'm telling you, it's stupid. I know. I've done it. Then what the fuck you don't like it?

No, it's okay. Listen, you know what else is good like that? The Avatar ride at Disney World? You ever did the Avatar ride at Disney World? He does that shit, Dutty. Like, you're so excited about something and he's just looking through like an idiot, bro. I don't like it. What do you mean?

Why are you so happy? You saw my hand. I saw my hands. Why are you so happy about that? I couldn't be excited. I was the thing he's excited about. Hey, bro, look, ready? You're not looking at them right now?

No, no, I was just said, you could see them on the thing. That's what you made Unbelievable But you played creed No I was in I was in space And I did a boxing That's creed Okay

I don't mean When your mic will be doing Yeah Yeah I saw the video I'm playing Like he's punching Punchin'

I'm beat the shit Anybody's around him He's knocking Yeah yeah You gotta be careful Dumb as that Yeah You gotta be careful

That's I know what I'm saying That's all part of the marketing Right You know that they sat down They're like okay Give this to black on goals So they're gonna go

Absolutely crazy. Because the black uncle is not getting knocked out in front of his family. No way. But the crazy part about it, that motherfucker is a motherfucker. Oh, yeah. Yo, it's a little, hey, when you first putting it on, that dude starts approaching you, that shit a little scary, bro. A little.

You know what I don't like that shit? You know why I don't like that shit? I don't want to fuck up my fight or flight and things. I feel like that's what that shit does. Because you put that shit on and your body thinks you in real mother. fucking danger. And it's like, nah,

I don't want that. I really don't want to I think that. I was on point. And I was on point. I don't mind doing that. You're not going to just be letting cortisol go off

in your body just because that shit is a warning. Like that's, I tell my dog barked them shits go off. So then, oh, well. But that's when it's supposed to.

It dogs bark all day. But you're saying that it would numb your senses. I believe so. Yeah. It's like you should be nervous when a threat is presented. And this is teaching you

not to be nervous when a threat is presented. That's exactly what it does. Oh shit. We should get cops to do it then. Desensitize in these incredibly sensitive situations. Ooh. Cops put them on their eyes.

Because that's what it does, right? Yeah, what if they put it on in it just made everybody white? Like, they had to wear it all day. And the matter who they saw, it was like a white guy with a comb over. Everybody is the same race. No, that's smart. No, that's smart. Yes.

That's smart as shit. Because when you're on these lines, right? You're chasing people like, damn, these white motherfuckers fast. I don't know it's so good. The Avatar ride at Disney, it's literally you flying on the dragon. So you can feel the dragon breathing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're in that world.

You're in whatever that world's fault. Why do you want to come back here? But this is my thing, right? It's like when you're on a roller coaster, you know you're on a roller coaster. You're trapped, you're stuck. When you're on this, when you're dipping, all you got to do is think to yourself, it's just a ride. It's just a ride.

It's just a ride. I don't want to feel like that in life and real life. What are you talking about? You know, people are in a relationship, thinking their relationship is going. Yeah, but what about when it's really danger? I don't want my mind saying, oh, you're in danger. Oh, no, no, it's not. It's just the game.

No, fuck that. You like your sense as being in total. That's right. Bro, so why do people train? They train for these type of situations so they can put them in there so when they comes to them, they can handle it better. That shit don't work. I mean, I'm not going to say it don't work, but everybody got a plan.

But what about sparring? But what about sparring? You got to learn. You really got to do your breathing exercises. You really got to train your mind and one little mistake gets you knocked the fuck out. Yo, boxing is like meditation. All right, but that's still sparring. You're in that ring.

When you are you sparring against this motherfucker right here? Why are you worrying about this virtual shit? That motherfucker about to hit you. Sparring is the exact same thing. Whatever's going off need to be going off is that many times. That's different, though, because you're actually in a ring and you actually do need to protect yourself physically. Yeah, well, right now it's training you to look at this motherfucker and not be scared of the big motherfucker.

I don't know, because all I got to do is take the glasses off and shit get too real. You know what I'm saying? And I did that shit. And cowboy, that motherfucker was on me. And my daughter was neck with me, like, man, fuck that. I took them glasses off because he was on me. And then when he drops you, you got to press the buttons off. Yeah, you got to be off back up.

Now, everybody know because you got to do this. That's what I'm saying. You got knocked out? You got dropped out? I got dropped because you know what? Because what? I ain't going to lie. One time I got hit up.

He just got it. I was pissed the fuck off. That's why you seen the take a video. Yeah. You see me out of beating the shit off. Let me see this video. Have you ever looked around? Look around with them glasses on.

Oh, it's amazing. Send it to me. Every detail. You can look up at the ceiling. They got the rafters and everything signs. You can look at your feet. You can open up your boxes and they'll show you Michael B. Jordan's dick. What's your?

What's that? You don't know that? Why are you looking? Everybody out there that got the, what's their shit called? The Occupam glasses. Everybody that got the octumum glasses, when you put them shit on, y'all ain't, when you look down, you're going to see your feet. Whatever you're wearing, just do like this and tell me what you see.

Them motherfuckers got every detail down to a sign. It don't do that. Try it. Is it vainy? And record a video. It's flaccid. And record a video and send it to me. Not to me, but posting on social media.

I guarantee you. Y'all ain't never did that. Why you did it? I wanted to see if they really paid attention to every detail. I looked at my hands. I looked at my feet. I could see my abs. I looked around.

I looked behind me. You can see the crowd. I'm like, oh shit. Like they really paid attention to every detail. You like that? I just, I just pulled, oh, shit. I'm like, oh shit. You can see you.

You got a red, white, and blue boxing shorts. Pull them out. You can see right. It's a junk. You got a jock scrap. You got a jock scrap home. It's a jock scrap, though.

It's not a peanut. It's a job scrap. That's wild. Y'all didn't know that? No. I never even thought to look at my meat. Yeah. Well, I gave you something to do.

You want to do something crazy on that? What? There's a, no, this isn't that wild. There's a guy named Alex Honnold, that does this climbing thing where he free solos, meaning he climbs these

like huge rocks without any chords or anything like that. And you can you can basically go with him on the climb, but when you turn, you're on the rock

looking down thousands of feet. Bro, I'm terrified of heights. It is unbelievable. You know what to be crazy? If I could put them shit on and I could be next to a rat, I probably would throw them shit off. Exactly.

It's that, That's what you're saying. Do you know New York City got two million rats? Wow. 25% of the human population is rats. It's rat. New York got two million. Million rats, bro.

Why? What do you mean? Why? They're looking for you. They heard you talking shit, bro. That's right. You know how long people in rap songs and shit be talking about rats?

You see, that's not just me. Yeah. Nobody like rats. Nobody likes rats. There was a rat as big as that dog that was in here earlier today. in New York. That shit was so big, bro. It got some real monses out here.

I was eating with Neil Brennan a few weeks ago. Neil, what up, Neil? This, shout's a deal. This rat was so big. It ran, bumped into the chair, and the chair moved. Like, usually rats, they scurry, they can run up, and that kind of shit. But it bumped into the chair and the chair moved. Is that not crazy?

Why? What? Hit my chair. What? He hit my chair. Oh, no, he's not. Why? Why?

Yeah. Why? Chill. I'll just say two million rats. Who wants to be run, though? Two million rats is fucking crazy. Two million rats. This is not playing with me.

Y'all. Why are you like? Two million rat. You had the fake rat. You got me broke my studio. I was like, what the fuck is that you doing here? I was mad at John. Like, Alex, what the fuck?

I got going to leave the food around? You got to figure out something to do with the rats, man. Two million rats is a lot. And they're going to keep motivating. How many cats is it? That's what it is. Maybe they're bigger than the catch now. We need cats, man.

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I'll be in Sacramento this Saturday. I mean, we got like a couple tickets left for that. Go get that immediately. And then we'll be in Palm Springs, California. Okay? Make sure you come out. check that. Those shows going to be crazy announcement about the Canada shows coming up as we lock in with that and they're locked down up there. So might have to move some of those shows.

But, uh, where you had touring wise? You got to be top five touring comedians right now. Yeah. I don't think so. Ticket sales wise? It's tricky, man. Like it depends. You know, if a guy like Chris Rock is on tour, you know, then, and like, is Chappelle actively on tour? Is he not? Like, how do you kind of count those? It's not a lot of people doing the venues you're doing shows. No, it's, it's, it's a lot of people do comedy clubs. You're doing theaters right now. Yeah, it's been crazy.

It's not too many. It's been really fucking crazy. I can't think of who. Who? I mean, I don't know who's on tour, but I would think. Rogan. Of course. Doing arenas. Chappelle is doing arenas, obviously.

Joe Coy. Joe Coy doing arenas. Russell Peters. Russell Peters. You got Tom Segura, Burke Kreischer, Kat Williams. Oh. You know, the 85 South guys are doing crazy big venues. Is that stand-up, though?

They do a little different show, but they are all stand-up, especially Carlos Miller is like a stand-up, stand-up, stand-up, and then they do this awesome show where they're all, like, riffing and, like, doing stuff in the moment. It's great. Shakespeare? But, yeah, dude, it's really, I don't know. It's not that many, and it's something I'm super fucking proud of.

You're killing. You're killing. Thank you guys for, you know, all the brilliant idiots for coming out and support in always. and it's just crazy to go back to these markets and like see people who are there when I did the smallest comedy club in the city and then do some crazy theater

and then like the same people come out. That's great. Yeah, that's far. That is so far. I heard you, bro. Everything not giving. Word. Feels better that way.

What about you, Wax? What's going on? Yeah, also in L.A. I mean, all your local dispensaries I got the Hooswax herbies. Go out there and grab that and go to who'swax.com. You have your description, man.

go ahead and get your gummies. You know, we got the live show February 5th at Javierat in New York City, man. Make sure you y'all pull up. Or just get your tickets, man. We ain't got that many left. Just go to that right. You got enough? You want to tell who's coming?

It's up to you. See, Dedi. Go ahead and take it away. Who we got coming? Yamanika. Oh, I love Yamanika. Donda. Yamanca is so fucking fun.

I got yelled at the whole time. Yamanika don't know. She ain't playing. She ain't with your shit either. She wasn't. Oh, whatever you, I guarantee you, she ain't with 95% of your shit. Man, I told her I left out of Applebee's with this girl left the bill. And she was on my hills.

Really? That's the only time I feel bad about telling that story. I thought it was funny. She wasn't. She wasn't playing. Yo, I love Yomeneke. We came up together. Who else we got?

Who else we got? We got Trave Q if y'all are in New York. He does those videos where he'll go up to someone and just be like, so I heard it. very recently in the holidays, he was like, it's a Christmas season or something like that. And he'll just try to get people in shock, whatever.

I'm breaking down for me, show. Who has trapped you? I don't know. You ready? I got you. You ready? I got you. Ready?

This is it. Yo, let me get, um, 14 bottles at Hennessy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And put it on his tag. Yeah. Why did you do that?

I forgot about that video. I'm about the other ones he had. He did it. He did that to everybody. Yeah. He did it to Drake, didn't he? Did it to Drake? Okay, so, yeah, he's coming through.

And he's like, who's man is this? Okay. He's not, this is the other one he does? My God. He goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, you're a beautiful, can I get you some of a drink? And they're like, yeah, sure. He goes, I don't get paid to Friday.

Yeah, he just walks away. This is funny. All right. So he's coming through and then we have it. Well, how did you describe him again? Oh, it doesn't matter. Yes, it does matter. You are promoting a live podcast.

It matters. Excuse me. He should be promoting it. Why are you talking? What are you talking about? You're telling me, did you give me the people? No. First of all, stop me.

Because we fucking recorded this week. Okay, I understand that, but drive Q. So now, we also have a special guest coming. Talk to us. Come on, girl. I thought those were the special guests. No, no, we have a actual special guest. Yo, it's so crazy.

Tell us said, no, we have an actual special guest. No. You just shit it on Yameney. No, she didn't. You just shitting on. I want to track you. Oh, my God. You got to stop this.

You got some amazing guests. Go ahead, girl. We have amazing guests. I'm saying we have a special guest for wax. It's his ex. I would just say, is his ex? You're going to get somebody killed. She'll understand it.

You got to stop playing. That's the show. That ain't funny. She's a famous ex. She's a famous ex. Don't do that. Don't do that shit. Why?

You are out of your goddamn mind. You're out of your goddamn mind. It's unbelievable. Out of your mind. Little John boy. Yeah. What are you doing? I'm like baffled that you would even do.

that. It's going to be great, y'all. I'm telling you, you guys will have no baby hairs when Colla get finished with your head. You think it's a game. You know who I'm talking about. You shouldn't do that. And you're damn sure shouldn't present it like that.

Waxes X. Collie is like, Collie is at the house right now. Like, you know what? I already old shale the ass cutting. I'm going to wait until this live show. I want to see how much she think I'm pussy. All right.

Well, listen, man. What else like got that? Podcast wars out there, man. Just recorded. Whatever you do. Whatever you, what I always tell you, y'all, I'm just here to give you some advice. Yeah. And Taylor, I know you can't run fast.

Like, you're going to get your ass. She's catching you and beating that fucking ass. Why do y'all not think I got in face before? Say again? Anyway. You were much younger than Chetland. First of all, let's be very clear, too. Let's be very clear too.

Carla's not going to be, have a problem. Well, listen, man. Have you ran by her? You're not going to have a problem. Why would I have to run and buy her? I'm not in a relationship with her. That's wax. She got a point.

Like, what would that? That is true. That is true. That is true. No, but I'll tell you why. Well, it's two things. No, I got it. I'll bring her back.

You should have ran about wax first. You should have said, wax. Like, cool. So what do you mean? Oh, shit. Oh, I don't know what she's talking about. Oh, shit. No.

I don't know your ex at the live show. Me? You don't play dumb as good as you. used to, but you better cut that shit out. Yo, this is true. You don't play, you ain't. Yes, you can't say I don't know nothing when she just told the brain. I don't know nothing.

All right. I heard it. Well, if y'all got an ex coming. Yo, y'all keep playing. You got your ex coming to the live show. Calla, what you need me to do, call her? Chill out. Chill out.

Call her. Listen, bro. What you need? She got the wrong address. She got the wrong address. Who? The girl got the wrong address. No.

No. We say the address every show. buyers for it everyone get your tickets to caveat the air bro this is going to be a fucking disaster a disaster y'all love embarrassing your women

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I'm going to give out more hats. Well, yeah, I got to wait for more hats. to come in. Taylor, Taylor, we had a bunch of hats, the Black Effect hats in the back. So I put it up on Taylor's, I put it up on my Instagram and told people if you want a hat, hit up Taylor. And I'd be forgetting people fuck with us. Yeah, thank you for that.

Wow, what happened? I just found out a bunch of hats. Yeah, people hit my DM's like, oh, I'm going to look. I'm like, you'll tell him. He got a DM. I ain't seen nobody post one yet. I saw one person post one. No, couple people did. Send me that so I can repost. They send you.

They add at you. You just don't look at the other ones. Yeah, I don't be on it like that. But you know what? I don't check my DMs. Do I got to check my DM? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Get up in their DMs, bro. Or do mine. Pulling them to me. Let's get into some shit you won't care about next week. What we got? What we got? What we got?

Oh, Kristen Cinema finally getting backlash from the Democratic Party. Who's Kristen Cinema? She is a senator in Arizona who votes against everything that Democrats do. She, what you would call a Dino. a Democrat in name only You know what I mean? So she's She's with Joe Manson

So they vote against everything So she's They're probably doing a nasty together No, I don't think they're doing that What does she look like? She actually looks like quirky But I like it though I mean because simply because

One thing about the motherfucker Republican Party Bro, they are state property It's get down a fucking lay down All right You either rolling with the team Or you're not And so they're finally acting At least like

At least in Arizona And why are you thinking she's hating on Biden bro. Is Biden trying to do things to help us? Yeah, like voting rights. So if she's blocking that, she's mean. Y'all got to stop hoping politicians

are going to help you, bro. That's not happening, buddy. I'm with you. Yeah, people help themselves and politicians get on board, but it's never going to start with politicians. Never. Ever in the history of the world will ever start with a politician. Politicians will do our bidding because they want to get reelected or elected for the first time, but they will never

come with some fire shit as going to help our lives and change our lives. And doing your bidding is subjective. They'll tell you what they go. They'll tell you they'll do everything to change your world and then get in the White House and don't do it. Well, hold on. What are you guessing about the mandate getting pushed back?

Which mandate? The mass mandate. That's just gone. What mass mandate? What happened? Do you don't have that? No, I think they struck it down. That's not what happened.

What happened? Joe Biden and them withdrew the mandates that they were trying to put on a vaccines for large businesses. Oh, no, I'm talking about. about the New York State. But it got withdrawn after the Supreme Court blocked it. So it's like. So you don't have to have the card no more?

That's like you didn't break up with me. I broke up with you. I didn't get fired. I quit. After you got fired. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So do you need to have your vaccine card anymore?

I have no idea. I don't know anything about this shit. This shit is out of control. I wish I could get unvaccinated, bro. Really? Yeah. Badly. You feeling it, right?

No, I don't feel bad about it at all, but it was just so dumb. I think you peed that shit out already. I think I did too. I don't think that shit. I'm not even vacants no more, dude. I don't think that's not about that. I'm not. I don't think that's a good.

I'm not one of them vaccinated losers, bro. I don't think it was about nothing. You know what I'm saying? I don't think it was about nothing. I really don't. I don't think it helped our hurt. Yeah. I could be wrong.

I mean, you know, I got it. And I did catch COVID at the end of the year. And, you know, I had mild symptoms. But y'all also told me that Amacron wasn't the big boys. Exactly. So why, why isn't it stopping the thing that's easier to handle? I don't know. That shit is just so dumb.

And they just won't admit that they don't know what the fuck they're doing. And that's all it had to say. I don't know is the easiest thing to say, bro. I'm fucking mad. I don't know is the easiest thing to say. Sometimes it's just easy to be like, I don't know. And by the way, if they would have said that to the American people, we'd have been a lot farther along.

We all in this, I don't know, boat together. I told them to adopt my shit. You say what? I don't know nothing. I've been saying that for years. That's all that they got to say. What else do we have up here, man? If it ain't no good shit you'll care about next week,

we can go Nick Candid. This is wild. Nick Candid is against sex toys because he views him as competition. Nah, he crazy as hell. And Nick was talking about... A lot of guys think like that, though. That don't give a fuck.

Nick is worried about the wrong things when it comes. The wrong things, brother. Nick, you know what your women want? Nannies. All right? Babies sense. They need more assistance in that area. I think he already got those.

They need more. All right? You can know. King, that's what they need more. more of, all right? They don't need the sex toys. I'd rather buying the sex toys and a fucking nannies. Antonio Brown says defamation suit may be coming against bucks also says he doesn't need

mental help. This was interesting to me. And the reason it was interesting is because I don't understand why we're assuming Antonio Brown doesn't have a therapist. I don't know why we're assuming Antonio Brown doesn't have a psychiatrist. I also understand why we're assuming that just because Antonio Brown made a choice that has anything to do with his mental health or how he's feeling mentally. He made a choice.

He made a decision. He decided to walk off the football field. He's done interviews. He sounds very clear on his position. And just because we don't understand his position to understand why he did what he did, we're all just running to the mental health aspect of them. I haven't seen him do anything that makes me be like, oh, yeah, he needs the you know, be committed or anything like that.

We all need mental health assistance, right? We all need to invest in our mental health in different ways. I'm a big proponent of therapy. Yeah. You know, I love meditation. I love anything that got to do with healing. So I would recommend that for anyone. But just because he made a choice doesn't mean he's crazy.

And I'm putting crazy in air quotes. I can understand why we rushed to that. He rushed to that with everything, though, bro. You know how many time people say, I'm crazy? What do you mean? Well, you tell me I'm crazy all the time. No, I don't tell you that I'll tell you that you have a lot of unhealed trauma

that you need to unpack. But I don't think that'd be done with therapy. Therapy can be a start. There's a lot of, I mean, it's not just therapy, but therapy can be a start. You like therapy. You've been going to therapy. Yeah, I know, but they told you me

telling me a bunch of wild shit. I ain't go ever since the dudes told me to look at my bottom of my feet. What was the reason for that again? Just to do something different that I never did before. And I was like, what do you do? I said, I don't look at, I don't see like my back.

I never seen my back before. And I never seen the bottom of my feet. What's wrong that? He's basically telling you you get a new perspective of yourself. I did. You know how when you looked at them your hands and that fucking ocular shit, you were like, oh, shit, that's actually how you should marvel about yourself all the time, as opposed to marveling about what you see in a virtual world.

That's the problem. What are the bottom of your feet like? Show us. No, it's just like my hands. Look just like this. Show us, bro. The bottom of my feet. I'm not showing you at my toes.

You know, just show us, dog. It goes with it. Just show us the bottom. the toes cover, bro. Let me see your balls. Well, not your coat. Keep the toes covered with the sock and just show us the bottom of the feet, bro. You're so freaky.

Yeah. Why are you making it sexual? Why are you making it sexual for no reason, bro? Let me see your feet for not your feet. You show your feet. You show your feet? I know, I didn't show him. I didn't show him.

I didn't show him. Go like this with your feet, bro. Take your fucking, take your shoe off and then take your sock down to this. And let's just look at the bottom of your feet. It's like seeing my butt without my dick. What? What? That's like this only important.

You're not mooning somebody? That's not mooting somebody? What is going on right now? Yo, Charlottlingan, ask an idiot immediately. Let's do ask an idiot immediately. You never move somebody on the book. Go to an ad you. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because I need to ask you a question.

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go to upstart.com slash idiots. Now let's get back to the show. Hey, man. Joe Biden's traveling to New York City. Welcome to New York City. To discuss gun violence with New York City Mayor Eric Adams. Hey, y'all. You know, Eric Adams, the goat.

Get ready for the 94 crime bill all over here. You think? What? Man, listen, Joe Biden, President Joe Biden is a notorious, tough on crime president. Eric Adams already implemented plain clothes, cops back. yesterday. You're going to see stopping fritz back in New York. Violence is up in every major city in America. Joe Biden's approval rating is down with the Negro. So he was like, man, fuck that. I'm about to go fuck with the mainstream white folks. Damn right. We're going

to bring back this tough on crime. White people love security. We're going to implement this new crime bill and not call it a crime bill. And it's going to be on and popping, baby. And who's going to help him do it? Officer Kamala? Yeah. It's all going to be tough on crime. You I don't get used to it. Don't even, you know. So I'm being pulled over again. They're going to be checking my dreads. Eric Adams said it's going to be different with the playing clothes cops,

but I just don't see how I can be different if you've never fixed any of the, you know, problems we've been dealing with historically. Like you haven't fixed profiling. You haven't fixed, you know, racial bias. So it's like, the only way it's going to work is if you, if somebody's policing the police. So when these playing closed officers do violate somebody's civil rights, you know, they get held. accountable.

Turno affairs. Where you at? I doubt that's going to happen. So hold on to your butt. Bro. All right. Yeah, we're just going to the metaverse, bro. That's all it's about to be.

I'm not going outside. I can't go outside, bro. I'm scared right now. So imagine me fucking going riding without being scared. All right. Let's do some asking idiots. What do we got? What did you just?

I don't know why you just. I actually listened to the whole session. No, but for real, no. Imagine not being scared, though. Why do you listen? I don't know. dude. I actually, because usually I tap out around like third word in the sentence, but this one I went all the way through and I was just as confused as you truly. Once I hear it, like, okay. So you don't

understand what I'm saying. I'm saying the magic to be scared. Wax is the Bible. He wants us to interpret him. Yes. You know what I mean? He doesn't communicate clearly, but then wants us to interpret what you say. So anybody should understand that. You should understand that. I said, imagine not being scared. I'm scared all the time. I don't know what you're talking about. Me neither, bro. When the cops pulling us over, they're about to be a, what would you just now saying? You just said it? I don't remember.

You're like listening to yourself. I don't remember what I said. Me neither. I kept moving, bro. I just know, I said something and then you said something that didn't make no sense to me, so I was, I moved on to the next thing. Not being scared. All right. I'm scared of the cops.

Okay. He started it. What did I do? I'm just listening. That's all I went on to. Welcome to New York City. He started. Welcome to New York City.

You know he got 15 brothers. He started it. And scared the devil his mom. He's starting it. Give me some ass the idiots, please. What do we have? Wow. This motherfucker is judging you, Andrew.

Hold on, scroll up. This is he judged. I got a tattoo. Goda Ada says, Andrew, you're almost 40. Why don't you have a tattoo yet? Because he's almost 40. Yeah, that's right. I'm going to start now?

What would you get, though, if you... I'm not getting a tattoo, man. You want to get your wife's name? Or not even right here on your finger? Maybe, I don't know. That'd be the only thing you could do. You get something on your neck and start whaling. Yeah.

Yeah, that's a little goofy, right? That means that's not working. No, to get like a big-ass sleeve and all that kind. Also, I'm too OCD to have a tattoo. I'll just be staring at that shit every single day's thing is crooked or whatever. No, I can't do that. I'd go fucking crazy. I'm going to get some new ones.

What you're going to get? I'm going to get some of this new shit. I'm going to get some of this old shit redone. Really just the Wolverine holding a mic in his hand because I remember I was saying That's what that is? Yeah. Remember I was saying years ago

on the pod? I was like I regret all these tattoos except for my never so deep one. Because that's my man, Dr. Robert Evans and my man blessed. He didn't even know where it is. Oh, it's right here.

He didn't even know where the fucking tattoo is. All this other stuff don't mean nothing to me. But I realized why I got this Wolverine. I got this Wolverine when I was 17 and his little green holding a mic in his hand. Right. I was always attracted to Wolverine because of his healing power.

That's literally what I loved about Wolverine. I'm like, yo, I love the fact he can heal from anything. Now I'm 43 years old, and like that's what I've committed my life to, helping people heal as I hear. And he's holding a mic in his hand. And at the time, I wanted to be a rapper. But clearly, microphones are motherfucking, you know. It comes full circle.

Yeah. Here we go. Okay. I don't know what you. I don't know what Taylor circle is like. Taylor circles like a semi-circle. It's like, rectangle

I don't know It comes full circle It's a rectangle The hate So I don't know if y'all did this

before already No Andres 369 wants to know If they did a comedy versus Or a radio personality versus

Who did you go against? If they did a comedy versus a Oh, first of all ain't nobody fucking with me But if they did a comedy

versus a radio personality versus Um You got to go up against Howard, bro. That's really the only person. That ain't my generation, though. That's true. And that's a problem. But your generation,

there's really nobody. But you'd have to, you'd have to go. If there was like multi-generation, you'd have to go up against Howard, bro. Oh, no, if it was multi-generational, I would I don't even know how you would do that, but I would test mine against Pedy Green. Pedy's the goat. I'm just not familiar.

Yeah, P.D.'s the goat. P. P.D. Influence Howard. P. P. P.D. Green is a great movie kids. You can watch, call. Talk to me. It stars Don Chito and Taraji P. Henson. Don Chito plays Pee Green. Fucking phenomenal, phenomenal movie. Yo, that'd be a really funny versus because it's like how do you, it's like how do you break it up? Do you break it up in like different segments?

Do you go like game versus game, interview versus interview like rant versus rant? You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know. That's really interesting. Yeah, Pity was no joke, man. Petty was a beast, beast. beast. Yeah, I'm just not, I'm not as,

I'm not as familiar. Me neither. But like, if you break it up, listen, don't get me wrong, Howard is fucking unbelievable, but like, depending on how you breaking it up, like,

Howard's not fucking with the donkey today, bro. How is just not fucking with the rants. Howard's got great. No, Howard Ranch, the legendary. He's not fucking with donkey today, bro. It's not weekly every, or, no, sorry,

every single day a new thing this written put out. Now, his antics with like the the quirky guests, y'all don't do that as much. No. You're going to have your cast of characters. Listen, Howard is a goal because Howard played in the time

structure is unbelievable. When there was no rules. Ah, they had to deal with this woke PC kid. Walt did that. Yeah, Howard didn't give a flying fuck. And he got to play in a time where you really didn't have to give a flying fuck. I kind of got to play in that era, but not really. The end of it.

The end of it. Because I came up in South Carolina. So it was the Bible Belt. So I was getting fired for the shit I was doing. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I didn't really get to play play in that era like that. I think you smoke Howard.

I'm not going to lie. No, no, no. I know that you won't want to admit, but I think you smoke Howard. No, how is the goal. Don't got me wrong. Howard is fucking unbelievable. But I think if you start putting it like up, like face to face,

and you're going to have to go into your box of old shit that you've healed from or whatever. No, I can't go there anymore. No, no, no. We're going to play it. If we start playing some of those old things, bro. What was he going on? Howard might be disgusted. How would might be like, my God, what the fuck?

You was going too far. You need therapy. Yes, Howard might say you went too far. No, how was the goat? You think you know how many donkey the days you actually did? I mean, one a day for almost 12 years. Sorry, I mean, just come on, bro. How was the goat?

My Mount Rushmore of radio personalities is P.D. Green. That's crazy. Howard Stern. 20 a month for P.D. Howard Stern, Wendy Williams, 240 a year. 20 a year times 12. That's my Mount Rushmore

Radio personalities. Because... That's just dunk you today. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. If you've got to pick 10 of those, what are you talking about? Sorry, we're having two different conversations.

We were trying to... Who's the comedy versus for you, though? Comedy versus is tricky, man. Comedy versus very, very tricky. First of all, you can't really do it. Comics talk about doing it, but it's just not how it works. Comedy shouldn't be done in like a competitive way, you know, because like it forces you to like pander to the audience

instead of saying what you really feel and getting them on your board. I guess you could do a laugh meter. Yeah, like it would have to be like you play it back and forth, but things that have already happened and like we reminisce on those types of things. But, you know Ryan Davis put you on his Mount Rushmore? I fucks it, Ryan. He did a, he was on Breakfast Club. He did an OG Mount Rushmore

and he did a new school Mount Rushmore. He put your own his new school Mount Rushmore. It was you, I think it was you, him, Jess O'Larias and 85 South Show. That's fire. And for his OG list, it was Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, some more. Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, some more,

and Eddie Murphy. You know, Sandler on there is interesting because he's obviously counting like movies. He counted everything, yeah. But if you count movies and all that stuff and you don't put Adam on there, You just completely out of your mind. What you think about Martin?

You don't think Martin too? Dude, Martin to me was king back in the day. I love, I watched Martin. I watched Seinfeld. But that's more just that's what the kids in my school were watching. But like, I love Martin. Like, and low-key, like, I mean, dude, Jamie Fox show, like the way he carried that show, bro.

People sleep on him from a living color. Jamie Fox is by far. Yeah. One of the most talented people ever to walk the face of the earth. Yeah, 100%. It's like, what can he not do? I watched him yesterday on Byron Scott, And he went into this impression of this original joke that he did.

He was like, I'm going to fuck the joke up. But he was like, white men, he was like, I was talking to the crowd. I was like, white men heartbeat sound like this. And he was like, boom, boom, boom, boom. And he was like, black men heartbeat sound like this. And he started like bboxing some slow ass rhythm. And he was like, which way would you rather get fucked? That shit was fire.

I was like, yo, that dude is just, he's just talented. God gave them everything. God gave them everything. Yeah. God gave them everything. But low key, like in terms of like competition and that kind of stuff,

at least for me when I'm thinking about who I want to be better than, I'm not thinking about the people within my generation. That's no disrespect to them. But like my goal is always to go after the bars. Yeah. Like the people that set down.

You know, so it's like I never even really think about it. Like because the way I'm looking at the people my generation is I got to be influencing all these people. Like, you know, I got to be making the change. is an industry that these people are going to also do and take advantage of and thrive within.

That's right. But I want to look at the fucking Chappelle's. I want to look at rocks and Patrice's right. And like, how do I become that to my generation? That's right. If Howard Stern tells me I'm dope, I'm dope, I'm dope. There's right. If Vanj Montena tells me I'm dope, I'm dope, I'm dope.

Yeah. If Big Boy tells me I'm dope, I'm dope. If Sway tells me I'm dope, I'm dope. Like, those are the people who came before me who influenced me. You know what I mean? If Jesus tell me I'm dope, I'm dope. Facts, though. Would he, though?

After he spits in his eye? Yeah, would you let him? I think Jesus has to tell me I'm dope. Yeah? That's why he still got me. What if Jesus asks to see the bottom of your feet? You already see it. He has an x-ray vision.

No, it doesn't. He doesn't have the same eyes. He don't have the same eyes as Jesus. You got the same eyes as Jesus. Say again? You got the same eyes as Jesus? No. Exactly.

No, I don't know if I have the same eyes as Jesus. He might better eyes as me. The image, I understand that. But listen, Jesus got a little bit more than we got. That's not true. But why X-ray? And also X-ray wouldn't be able to see the bottom of your feet. It would just see through your feet.

You wouldn't be able to see the bottom unless you're showing them in the bottom. If Jesus asked me, y'all not around, I'll do it. Why if we're not around? Why don't you see my feet? What if he said, yo, put your feet together like this and arched them. There's no way I'm just letting you. Why y'all want you to see my feet, man? He wants to know what he made, bro.

He got it. He already know. Would you let him touch it? I want to see my feet What if he's like, damn, why you look tired, bro? Let me just see your feet real quick. Dude, what if he was like, why is it behind your feet so white? I didn't mean to make it like that.

Listen. What's going on? Wax? It's crazy. All the TSA out there next time you pat and whack down, pat and whack down, just say, I'm Jesus. That's it. See if you let you touch it. Yeah.

Listen, I know how Jesus comes. Jesus coming in mysterious ways. All I wanted to do is touch to him is Garmin. Wow, Wax. Whoa. He's not going to come that way. Hey, you're a wrong one, my friend. Oh, man.

Listen, man, on that note, as always, if you listen to this podcast and you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliant idiot's podcast. Thank you for listening. love you, Jesus. Thank God.