The Brilliant Idiots - Superficial Singles

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

This week the brilliant idiots Andrew Schulz and Charlamagne join once again to give their comedic thoughts on the b.s that happens in news. And this episode Taylor introduces a new segment to the guys called "By All Memes" where they give their thoughts on social media trending memes or videos. Wait till you hear their rhetoric on Busta Rhymes using his mic for a sexual act. Later in the episode they also discussed woman dating their match instead of for the money, a Florida woman taking her son to work, (but not the work you think), Doja Cat being unique and more. They lastly, finish the episode with “Ask an Idiot”. ************************************************** Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Stream Charlamagne "Hell of a Week" on Paramount+ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ TaylorMade-It Production Contact: [e-mail] Empty Thoughts Podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/empt…ow/id1622292632 Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Podcastbrilliant idiots charlamagne tha godandrew schulz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I love the premise of this show. Smart people talking about dumb shit. I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit. Oh, we go where we're not supposed to go, baby. The Brilliant Idiots Podcasts. Yep, Shalameen de God. Andrew Shoe. We are The Brilliant Idiot's Podcast.

Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness. Hezekiah Walker. What's up, my boy? You know, it's amazing how, you know, two men can come here, sit down, be ready to do a great podcast. You know what I'm saying? Be professional. Yep.

Be respectful of everybody in the room like we always do. And the lone woman in the room, the lone woman. There's only one woman in the room. Who's a producer? She's called by the name of Taylor. It's her job to produce. Literally her job to produce. She goes, oh, is this?

Matter of fact, you tell them what you said, Taylor. I don't even want to repeat it. It was so different. It was so terrible. Why was it disrespectful? Tell them what you said. I showed you a video of Dick going in pussy and I thought it was interesting, like on the inside.

And what does she say? How did they get it on the inside? Exactly. They put a camera on the inside of the, Yes. And then what else did you say? You go, oh, is this what it looks like? Well, I'd like to know what that looks like.

Thank you, Andrew. No, no, no, no, no. She said, no, one did y'all get a dick. I didn't say, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't feed into nothing. I didn't say a word because I'm like, what the fuck is going on right now? Imagine a man doing that. Imagine three women and one man being in the room and doing that to those three women. What the fuck?

Harassment. That would be harassing. Come on, man. That's harassment. Technically, you guys were harassed. I was in the bathroom, but you guys were absolutely. You were sitting right here. I thought you were ignoring it on purpose.

But is it harassment? You sounded. Yes, I was like, man, Shultz is really practicing good habits because I was doing the same thing. I was ignoring it on purpose. Is it a harassment if you're interested in looking at it too? Oh. Say that again.

And then harassment if she likes it. Ooh, that's exactly what she sounded like. You're trying to say that I was asking for it by the way I behaved? Was I asking for it by the way? walking right by you. This is crazy the way these women act around us. Coach, I'm going to tell you something that nobody wants to say, but it's the truth. Women are the greatest sexual harassers in history.

That could be true, too. Not only are they the greatest sexual harassers, if you don't give them a dick, they get upset. They do. She kept saying it over and over. She wanted us to watch this video. Try to not give a girl some dick. Try to not give your wife some dick when she wants it. What do they say?

They're furious. Yeah. They say something very, very toxic. Let the house get dirty. You know what I'm real. You're going to fold the laundry. Your laundry look wrinkled as hell. Y'all can have as many debates as y'all want about, you know,

you know, men transitioning into women. One thing's for sure. Women are definitely transitioning to men. What? What? What? Women transition into some bitches? No.

Women are definitely. No. Wait, what are you trying to say? I'm saying women are transitioning into men. Oh. Everything Taylor did just now was toxic. Nasty 90. Male masculinity.

Male toxic masculinity on a thousand. Yes, facts. Isn't fucked up. Yo, you are a little bit toxic. She thinks just because she gets her toes pain and she can't be a toxic assort. You're toxic, though. Don't worry.

You are toxic. I have toxic traits. Yeah, you do. Just showing pussy getting pounded at the beginning of the podcast. Pound town. Did it give us a little energy to start? Actually, actually. Maybe she's really producing.

Maybe. Yeah. Don't worry. The mental movement coming. The men's two movement Men to movement But it was It wasn't pussy

Did they show them nothing? Wait It was No I gotta find the video again But it was it was penis So I thought I was gonna work you guys up You know,

I think so Oh Wait a minute One minute Don't be that She thinks penis is our spinach Oh look Penis is our spinach

Because honestly We came up with Cometezer Man Hey Huh How was your weekend? How was my week?

Oh, You had shows. You were the fucking long eye. Long eye. Long eye was amazing. Then we saw my boy Derek Post and get married. I thought Derek was in the fucking, um,

go on it. Taylor's. What? I thought, I thought he was in the transgender. Oh, he was into the Daddy Chills. What they call him? Daddy Chill.

What the fuck is that? You haven't seen that meme where he goes, Daddy Chow. No, that's not like a penis-shaped ice pop. Wait, what's the daddy-chill? Like, what the fuck? A penis-shaped ice pop. It's Daddy-chilled. Bro, that's funny.

No, no, he got married to a woman, born woman. Wow. Yeah, natural born woman, got all the women parts. Congratulations to love, man. Sam, who's amazing, and weddings of the shit. And it was one of those weddings where they just love. each other and everybody there was close to them so they got to see this love

manifested in real time and it was weddings are this shit. Weddings are awesome. Weddings are very, very dope, man. It is impossible to not cry at a wedding. If you got a heart. And if you care about them. If you give a, yeah, man. And they're being honest and they're really coming, like, yo, say your vows.

That's one thing that I would say for your wedding. Say your vows. Write your own vows. I want to get married again. You should redo your vows. I do. I do. I'm thinking about doing it on my 10th anniversary. Same woman or I hope so. I hope so.

I hope so. What do you mean? What do you mean? You hope so. No, no, of course. But 10 years, yeah, 10 year anniversary, I think I'm gonna do it. Oh, that's fine. Where are you going to do it? Oh, out of the country. Anguilla? Yeah, life's different now. You know what I mean? Because, you know, because you, I don't get me wrong, I love doing it. I did it in Charleston, South Carolina, our birthplace, amazing wedding.

Awesome way. You was there. But I just want to. Beautiful church. Beautiful church. I just want to do it again. Because that's how much I like what. And you got to have the same speeches. You got to have everybody who spoke speak again. Because remember when... A lot of people ain't make it. Remember when your cousin spoke?

Oh, that was so stupid. Oh, my God. He cried. I didn't even know any of that. He was like I was the only person who cared about him. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm the only person who paid him attention when he was young? Who knew that?

Shal of him just there mortified. I'm like, what the fuck? Just eating fucking shrimp. trying to hold back laughter and his cousin crying about his love and affection for him. Don't fuck is this 90s gay slur talking about. Looking at my dad like, say something.

I can't. Now you can't tase somebody. Now you can't change somebody. Well, no, I love weddings, man. Salute to Derek. Yeah, shout out Derek, man. Proud of you, my brother. Shout out Sam.

Proud of you guys. Taylor has a new segment she wants to try. What is it called? It's called all memes necessary. I don't know why she just didn't call it. any memes necessary. Explain what this segment is. You're dealing with...

She combined mad black slogans. All lives matter. Malcolm X is by any means necessary. All memes matter. All memes necessary matter. By any memes matter necessary. What the hell? Just her honesty right there.

I know that was something wrong with. I told her in Chicago. No, she told me, I was like, now you should do by any memes necessary. Anyway, what is the segment, Taylor? All memes matter? What's the name of it? That's what it was. All memes and math. It was all memes necessary. All memes necessary.

She just combines them. White Lives Matter. For all lives matter with. By any meme necessary. That's correct. By any meme. So basically it's just a segment. That first one was by Matter X.

Um, who was it none? Um, but so basically it's just a segment where it'll be memes that don't really have a storyline. So like, for instance, your friend Duvall with, um, the tweet. That's not a meme, no, that's a tweet. I know, well, I guess stuff that makes trending that don't have a story. Okay, okay. Little Duval tweet on one bedroom apartment. How can anyone have a peaceful relationship living in a one bedroom apartment?

I mean, he's bringing up. an interesting point. Now listen, New Yorkers, New Yorkers live in studio apartments with other people. Yeah, I have done none. That doesn't work. That's, because now the bathroom is your privacy. At least with one bedroom, one person can be in the living room, one person can be the bedroom. You guys can, you know, separate. Yeah, but so small. I mean, how much different would it be with two bedrooms? I would say that one bedroom apartments caused a lot of relationships to end during COVID. because a lot of people, especially if you lived in a city,

you didn't have no backyard, you didn't have no place to actually escape to like really get away and get a peace of mind. But you had to deal with each other. You was on top of each other. You start realizing you hate the way this person's shoes. You know what I mean? You hate the way this person uses the bathroom. It could be something like you go use the toilet after them

and the toilet seats too warm because of their cheeks. Oh, I love a warm. Oh, my God. And now you piss the fuck off. Like little things like that. Yeah. So I understand what he's saying. you can definitely have a peaceful relationship

living in a one-bedroom apartment, but I understand what he's trying to say. You're just two on top of each other. Yeah, I hear that. I mean, as a New Yorker, one-bedroom is enough. But if you're outside New York, I can see how people are like, there's no way we can do this.

I mean, I remember going to, like, I think we were in, like, Compton or something like that in L.A. And I was, like, driving, like, I saw there were, like, homes and there was grass. and I was like, how is this the hood? Like, I just couldn't. L.A. will fool you. I couldn't understand.

Because I've seen all these movies. I've seen, and I heard all these songs. And I'm just like, there's no way this is the hood because in New York, you're really living on top and next to each other in a nice building. You know what's so crazy, though? If you go back and you watch all those old movies, Minnesota Society, Boys and Hood,

all the neighborhoods did look nice. They look beautiful. Just like in L.A. Why are you murdering people? Yeah. The last scene in Minnesota Society when the drive-by, that's a nice. It looks like a beautiful.

neighborhood, the grass and cut? You know what I mean? How are you going to do a drive-by when it's 80 degrees? Hey, ask these brothers in L.A. They'll get down for the crown. Yeah, guys, you really got to... It's almost like a thing, like... I think...

You know how they say you gotta take people out of their environment? Yes. Like, they would do it with New Yorkers. Like, Eddie Murphy did, like, the fresh air fund or whatever. Like, they take some dude... What was the fresh air fund? I think it's like, you take some dude that lives in, like,

you know, it's more struggling situation than you throw them out there to, like, a farm where there's, like, tons of land, and you're, like, whatever. But they would take dudes from the hood and they would bring them to like some beautiful suburban place and like find out what life really could be like. I think Compton might be too beautiful. So I think what we got to do is take them to like a real like fucked up East New York hood and then be like oh shit people like have to take a ride on this piss covered fucking elevator every single day to live in a box next other people. My green grass is pretty nice. East New York is going up too though. The gentrifying. Is that where you live? Now, honest You live in East New York?

That's great. Like how close to the Pink House projects? I won the lottery. So I got those like new apartments. That doesn't seem like a victory. Yeah, that don't win the. No, broke. Winning the lottery to live in East New York.

How much you pay for your rent? How much you pay for your rent? Why did you move away from me really quick? Because I don't got to be. By the way, they are going to gentrify East New York at some point. And you're going to be grateful. They're justifying it now. But you're going to be grateful in the beginning.

You're going to be grateful until you get moved out. Until you get moved out, you're going to be like, these white people really know how to spruce shit up around here. Is there a Starbucks over there? Yeah. A whole food. Mm-hmm. White women.

There's a whole food in East New York. There's about to build one. Oh, yeah. It's over. It's over. Y'all's going to love it. It's over. Y'all's going to love it.

It's over. You're going to love it. When you see the Starbucks and the Whole Foods pop up and white women, is very important. It's a polo now. No. Very important. White women are Mexican food.

walking their dogs early in the morning and in the evening. Yeah. That's when you know a neighborhood is gentrified. When white women feel comfortable to walk their dogs. Whole foods and white women walking their dogs early in the morning or in the evening. That's when you know a city is a town. Aren't there a little part of you that's excited? And think about all the landowners in East New York.

Think about all the black families that have been owning land for a while. Now they're going to make millions of dollars on that investment they made. That's beautiful too. Oh, absolutely. If they own it. It is a problem, though. If they own it. Let's hope they do.

If they own it. What's the problem when they're raising the prices are? Like, people can't afford it. Why do you care? You won the lottery. Why can't you let that black- I don't care about the community. Let the black people make money.

Stop worrying about people once you made it. This thing is crazy. Stop worrying about people once you've made it, Taylor. Yo, that's fire. That's fire. Spoken like a real street right there. That's fine. I like that one.

I'm playing guys. Nah, but, no, but no. Come on you land on it now, bro. You land on it now, bro. You're a land on it now, bro. No, you're actually supposed to care about people more once you make it. Yes, you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, you should. You know what I mean? That's the easy. That's the easy. But when you own property, you care about them from a distance. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I still care. I care about people. What if, like, a large gang moved into your neighborhood?

It would never happen. Why not? Because we are the gang. It's called the Homers Association. We would all. We would all. We would all. We would all.

We would all. We'd all. Shout out to background checks. You would all. Shout out to A Joe. Hey. Come on, man. Shout out to the G8 community. Come on, man. Keep you roughy in the town of yours.

It would be a phone call. That's why I love about the neighborhood I live in. It's great, isn't it? I say something. The neighborhood I live in, if the neighbors come over twice looking for you, something's wrong. What you mean, looking for you? Like, like, yo, I need to talk for you.

Oh, yeah. You know something. Something's gone down in the neighborhood, baby. I got one in my building. I got a woman. I don't even want to say a real name. I might have already said it on a podcast, but this girl is so on it, bro.

She's so on top of it. Oh, but to the best. You don't got a Karen, you really not living in the right building. You need every building need a Karen. Say what? It's not like Karen and more so like. Someone who cares. Neighborhood, watch.

She's Karen. She's Karen. That's why they call her Karen. We're in a group chat. And she's the first person who hit the group chat. Are you hearing this construction outside? I'm going to get to it. And then you're like, you go girl.

Is she black? Go girl. Get to that. She black? Yeah. Oh, black Karen. God bless it. Yeah, but they also are Caribbean.

So it's another. Guayuan. And they know they're still in East New York. It's not all the way, gentrify, Jets. I know, but I'm just saying they're building. Because you need a Caribbean Karen, though. What do you say, riffrass? Riffraff.

The ruffians. The ruffians. The ruffians. Be careful when you go downstairs, ruffians. Be careful when you go downstairs. Oh, my God. Listen, everybody look out for each other. But you know what other thing about this group all tweet?

Everybody look out of me. Because our rich asses isn't looking at it. No, that's not true. We are. That Duval tweet is interesting because you have to have a peaceful relationship to even want to be in a one-bedroom apartment. You're only going to be with somebody that you have love for that you already feel peace with because it's a one-bedroom apartment. Y'all sharing a bed together, a bathroom. Like, that's the next step before marriage. Do you think it's helpful to have time apart in a relationship? Ooh.

when you mean time apart you mean like I'm going downstairs to read for a few hours I'm going to the gym No I mean like one of you is traveling or one of you spending like extensive time away I don't know like that I ain't with that shit

I mean Huh? Didn't you do it? What do you mean? You went to Philly and your wife was still in South Carolina No no no I uh when I moved back up here to do breakfast club

my wife we weren't married yet but she was still living in South Carolina line. But that was just me getting my feet planted again back in Jersey before I bought my family back up here. I didn't want that. You know, I didn't want it. I'll be honest, I like, I like missing my wife. Like going away every couple weekends on the road and then coming back and being like, yeah, but that's it. I'm working. I'm doing it for work. Just leaving them for pleasure is weird. But the fact that my job takes me away And I'm like so excited to come back and see my wife

I think that's a really nice energy to have in a relationship I actually don't like it at all When I even travel for business And I know my wife can't always travel Because we got four girls But I like when my wife travels with me even for business Because you know that like that's literally my best friend And we do a lot of business together

So it's just cool Because people don't realize those Going in and out of airports and shit That's intimate shit You know what I mean? Like when you're on a flight and, you know, you and a person are talking, like, that shit is intimate shit. Like, and then there's certain moments that even happen when you're working that you want somebody else to share with. Yeah, I like the actual travel with my wife, like literally being at the airport or the plane.

Like, that's nice. But working, when I'm on the road, I'm working. So, like, and I think I feel a responsibility to my wife when she's around me. Like, it's very hard for me. to like just shut off and like, okay, I'm not going to pay attention to you and just do the things I need to do. So now I'm not fully focused on the things I need to do and I'm not really focused on her. So she's not getting in it any of me and I'm not getting 100% of me. So I, if it's like a big show, I want her there because of the achievement. But in terms of like

work, I like to be in work mode. And you got to let her know, yo, these chicks still after me, bro. Like, it's better looking at all. You know what time is. You know what time is. 20,000 people out there. Like 11,000 of women screaming for your boy. Has a Kyle Walker. Don't play with you. Don't play with me. Chelsea. Don't play with me. With the fold jout. That's a fresh haircut?

No. Oh. When you last time you got to cut? I don't know a few days ago. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Why are you asking? Must have been Russian.

Listen, um. You must have been Russian? You saw the, uh... Like from the country or he... Or he was... Or he was finished. I don't you try to move off of this? Don't you try to move off of this?

Don't you try to move off of it? off of this right now. God gave you a haircut. God gave you a haircut is money and shit. God gave you a haircut. All right, let's talk about bust the bus. We're still doing Taylor's segment, all memes,

Matter Lives. This is, um, what is this, Taylor? This is crazy. You, Busted was trending a lot. This is how you sounded talking to us. The way Buster looks right now, that's how you sounded talking to us when you just like look at this video

look at this is how this is how the penis look when it's some that's how you sounded what he's doing right there that's crazy that's wild for 2023 that's crazy you know bus that's wild for 2020 I need to know the context of this all we're watching a video on stage

and bus is acting audio yeah is there audio yeah damn Taylor that would make sense right yeah that audio is not really audio it's got to be audio he's got to be audio he's got microphone in his hand. He's on stage. It's got to be audio. All it says Busting rhymes on stage at the final lap tour.

Oh, he Wait, this is 50 cents tour? Yeah, that's Buster's tour. I mean, 50 still. Okay, you got to explain this. Buster is standing up, and he's got the microphone. He's performing, give it to me. That's the record with Mariah Carey. He's acting like the microphone

is his penis. He's He's stroking it. He's stroking it like he's masturbating. Then he gives it a little thud, and then it drops like it just got soft. He's hard. Then he drops it like it just got soft. And it went back up again. And then he points.

Yeah, I bust. Yeah, that's why you're a wild boy for that with you. Like that's like some 1990 stage performance. Spliff Star just went to the background, but I don't want to know. I can't even hype this. Stroking it. Stroking, stroke it. You can't even hype it.

Imagine your man beating off. That's crazy. Imagine hyping your man being off. I'm not even tripping off what he's doing on stage. He's on stage. He's a performing. He's doing it to me. I understand.

But it's 20, 23. You can't just be doing that to a random woman in the crowd, but maybe she's asking for it. I don't care. Yeah, I don't care. Not because she'll, she might like it today and then be saying how she felt, you know,

so offended, you know, two days later. Not if she's asking, what she's screaming? Stroke it. Stroke the mic. Well, if you're script, hit the mic with the top of your hand so it gets soft and then make it hard again. I'm not. You know what I think she said that exactly? By the way, that's the wrong song.

He shouldn't be doing that to give it to me. He should be doing that to touch it. Touch it. Touch it. Touch it. Touch it would make more say, you know what I'm saying? You know what give it to me is she got to be singing give it to me. Yeah.

Baby, if you give it to me. You can't be acting like you're jacking off and it's not touch it, bus. That should have been touching. Yeah. Shout out to a bus, bro. That's fire. Bust the bus. That's also a crazy thing to be doing.

That's a crazy name to have when you're acting like you jacking up. No, but this is what's crazy about it. How are you going to jerk it and then bring it back to your lips? That's wild. You know, son, it's a microphone, right? That's wild. Like, that just made me go, hey, yo. Like, my name, hey, yo.

That's a a yo. That's the a yo. To jerk it and then touch it right on your lips and then go back down for more? You are absolutely for me. For us? God damn. That's a little. A, yo.

Give me some old. Yo. Give me some old. Oh. Damn, bus. Come on, bus. Bus. Now, you need a new mic.

You need to ask for a new mic. You got to be like, splilip. Let me get your mic. Because I can't finish this wrap with this one. Salute to the legendary Buster Ron. Is that, is that in your segment, Taylor? That's why I should they threw that mic.

Yeah. He's like, I got to get the soft. Buster touches? I got to get this. This is a jerking this shit. Get the fuck away from. It's the same mic, but the fuck is wrong with you?

What is wrong with you? No, this is good. Let's go back up to this one, Taylor. I like this right here. Tyler Perry. Oh, man. This is a good one. I want Andrew to hear this.

I want to know what he thinks. Listen, a lot of women, especially black women, and I might get in trouble for saying this, but I will. In our society right now, black women are making a lot more money for the most part than black men, right?

There are a lot of black men who are successful, but for the most part, black women are making the money. So if you can, find love, if that man works, you know, at whatever job and is a good man and is good to you and honors and honors the house and honors his wife and does what he can because his gift may not be your gift. Exactly. That is okay. That's not somebody who's beneath you. Yeah. That's somebody who came to love you at your worst, right? And as long as he's secure in himself to know that, yep,

she makes most of the money, all I can pay is the light bill. As long as she's comfortable enough to say, I'm going to cover the mortgage and all the other stuff. You've handled light bill, baby. You can take me to dinner every now and then. That is fine. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah.

But that's so hard for a lot of people to take in because that means, no, no, no, I need somebody to, who is, I need, they need to make five times more. And I got to have, I got to have, what you keep, but go on keep your list, baby. God bless you. Hope it happens. Don't keep your list. But when you talk about just someone to love. love you and support you. I know people who have, who,

whose men can't touch what they made. But when you see them together, that love, that support, that, that I got you, babe, it's a beautiful thing. Over instead, me. Listen, let's talk about this for a second. Let's take it out of black women, right? Let's just, because this is just a woman thing, right? This is what happens with women's empowerment. The more money women make,

and the less men there will be that are making more money than you. So you're going to have to adjust your standards, just like men do. If men only dated women that made more money than us, we'd be gay. You know what I mean? So it's like you have to adjust that part of your standards, right? And if women are going to start to make more money, which we all hope you do, if women are going to start to have more financial success, more business success, there's just going to be fewer men making more money than you.

So you either all fight over the same few men or expand your standards to other things outside of income. Out of fucking superficial shit like money. This is an apply to me. I told Taylor yesterday, I said, number one, all Tyler Perry is telling women to do is be like men. Because to your point, if all men dated was, you know, women that was on their, financial level, we wouldn't be dating. You know what I'm saying?

We all be dating each other, right? That's why the standard shouldn't be money. The standard should be fucking love. Exactly. Who's got good character? Who's got good spirit? Who makes you happy? Who do you like to be with?

Who do you enjoy having time with? Like that's superficial shit of saying, oh, this person has to have money for me to be with them. Then you're a prostitute. If you got a price, if you got a price, if you got a price, And you can be sold to the highest bidder.

You're a prostitute. That is a prostitute. Why are you looking at me? This isn't applied to me. I know. You enjoy broke dick. We know that about you. That's not true.

I just want some on the same level. And by the way, there's nothing wrong with broke dick. I'm going to tell you. All these are good at is Dick. No, but I'm going to tell you something, Taylor. This is why we got to stop. This is why we have to stop. It's true.

But this is why we got to stop putting a price tag on people. I'm going to tell you why. We got to stop doing that. This was broke dick. This was broke dick. This was broke Dick. 1865. This was broke dick how long ago.

But you know what? How long ago was you broke dick? No, I'm talking about when we stopped putting a price tag. I know. God. But how long ago? 1863, technically, but South came around around 1865. But Charlotte, you always had ambition now.

That's what I'm saying though. But everybody has ambition. Nobody wants. No, not every problem. I'm not going to say everybody has an ambition. Some people don't have ambition. I hear with you time. But nobody wants to be poor.

Nobody wants to be poor. Nobody wants to be poor. And you just said somebody on the same level. What does that mean? I'm saying someone that made, I told you yesterday. Someone that makes at least $80,000 a year. There you go. It's the price test.

But I'm saying, though, this is the same. What if they make $70? But they're a great guy. But if they're grinding and they got a big team. Why if he makes $40? And he's grinding. I don't want that. Why?

At a certain age, I don't want that. What if he makes $40 grand as an intern for an investment bank? And if he gets that job that he's interning for it. How old is he? Is he 25? Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. If he gets that job, he's going to be making $200 to $300. And that's all I'm trying to say.

In life, there's ups and there's downs. This broke dick 10 years. This broke dick now can be the richest person in the world five years from that. If he has a grind to him, though, a lot of these guys that I've came across, they're comfortable in just either being like a mailman trying to be a rapper. Like, it's like it's not a lot of... Because you like 9-inch dicks. That's another thing.

It's very rare that... It's very rare you're going to find a 90-th dick who's hard work. That's very rare. You're going to find a 90-stick who's going to be successful. That's a very rare thing. And you'd be on Broad and Erie. What? What's that?

No. What did you say? I didn't hear what you said? In the street in Philly, like, sure. Oh. He's a broad and Erie. Did he just use Philly Street? You do do that.

You do that. You do that. I thought of our movie. I thought he was setting us all up for a digger. Yeah, I thought you. Broaddier is dead. Son, I got, I got set up, bro. Someone almost caught me, bro.

Really? This motherfucker messaged me on Instagram. He goes, he goes, hey man, one of the, one of these professors that I've been watching for the last three years mentioned you in one of his live, what are they called, lectures? I've been watching this guy for three years. He mentioned one of his live lectures. His name is Howard Dietz, and he talked about you as, you know, being, you know, at the forefront of the third golden age in New York comedy. And I was like, damn right, I'm getting my love, bro. It's about time I'm getting my love for what I've done to the game.

You know what I mean? And then I was up, but let me just do a little Google search before I hit this guy back with like, oh, send me a lecture. I was about to be so good. And I looked at ain't no Howard Dietz. And I was like, oh, Howard D's nuts and no. Fuck, bro. He was this close to getting me, bro.

This fucking close. Howard Deet's nuts is fantastic. That's fantastic. That is hilarious. But, man, the moral of the story is, ladies and guys. Yo, man, stop being so superficial. Love people for love.

What happened to love, bro? Yeah, we're trying to fall in love with somebody, man. Like, God damn. Like, oh, you putting a price tag on love? People are trying to fall in love. No, we're not saying don't have standards, by the way. We're not saying they don't have standards. At all. Your standards?

Should match you? No, no, no, no. Your standards will inform... Your standards will end up being financial, but they don't have to start there. For example, there's a guy who makes half a million dollars a year who's a piece of shit. He shouldn't be like already accepted because of that. He'll beat you every day.

He might. He'll abuse you every day, verbally, emotionally, mentally, physically, however you want it. But he's rich. You want that? Videos without your consent of dick going in pussy. Come on, man. Sick shit. Disgusting filth.

Come on, man. Discussing film. People should be arrested for. Arrested. You know what I mean? Literally. Absolutely. Absolutely.

I didn't want to see Dick penetrating pussy. How do we know it wasn't buffled? that is a good goddamn question yeah it was probably buhull it was probably Buhle and I'm gonna be honest with you that shit you showed us I'd never seen whatever was inside

that shit I saw the penis going in and kept hitting something I saw corn they were saying when I saw corn and lettuce birth control that's what that was I guess oh the IUI yeah no that shit

not IUD that's that shit Stiflu was getting hitting goddamn American pie oh they made him nut that damn yeah you know that's a lie the gays made up so they they could fuck up.

Why do you think it's a lie? It's a lie Gail niggins though. Godly, that's sounding sharp. Didn't it sound like that was a sword? She just hit me with them. What if you had replied? Hugley? So, you know, Dio can never come out of his game, bro,

because if he does. Oh, my God. He was telling us the whole star. It was right there. Right in our face. Salute to D.L. That's the D.L. D.L.

The L is one of the funniest people who ever walked to the face of the earth, man. One of the funniest and smartest people were ever to walk the face of the earth. Shout out of you. But yeah, find somebody that loves you for you. And stop saying that people are settling. Because that's not, when you're,

when you say that, when you're putting money on something and you say that people are settling, they're not, you're, that's not settling because it's like, a good person is a good person. A great human is a great human. They may not have, you know, financial means. But if you connect with this great person and this great person opens you.

you up mentally and spiritually and makes you feel like you've never felt before and, you know, you're happy every time you see this person. Your energy just goes up every time you see this person. That's not settling. Also, you might inspire that person to want more. You might inspire that person to work harder. You might inspire that person. I'm saying, like I said, I want someone on my level.

But even sometimes that doesn't matter because I don't. You look for an ambitious man. And when you just say ambitious. Yeah, so I look for it. That's it. So don't put the money on it. If you look for it. Yes, you do.

Why? You started with it. It got to be $80,000. I will like for him. If I'm making the same amount. You should be dating, struggling producers. Why? Like people who got a beat placement.

This guy is, this guy is, you are. This guy is an absolute. Yo, he's trying to rile you up. And you know what? You get riled up every single time. No, I'm not. You're falling for the rile. No, no.

You're trying to do this thing like, I'm not bothered, but like your shoulders are showing me your bothers. If your shoulders hit your hoop earrings, you're bothered. He roused you. Listen, let's just think about it. Oh, he's going, he's going right back. He's going right back. Listen, let me just ask you.

Let me ask you a question. You want to get on this plane? You want to get on this plane? You want to get on this plane? I do. You want to get on this plane? Okay, I just want to make sure. How tall are you?

I'm 5'1. It's okay, so he's 5-1. All right. So 5-1. Let's just put together Taylor's man. He's 5-1. You got to get a dude a few more inches over a woman. 5-5.

5-1. Attractive. Very attractive. Beautiful. Beautiful smile. Not thick, but attractive. You know, got no curves. Got no ass.

Go to have no ass. Charlotte got way more ass. That's true. That's true. Stunningly beautiful. Incredible smile. Amazing. Amazing personality.

Likes to laugh. Personality needs work. No, no, no. Podcast personality is different than life. She's 10 out of 10. Yeah, right. You're right. You're right.

You're right. Taylor and Life is again. Yeah, you're right. She likes to make sure that if there's... Amazing dad jokes. According to some of the greatest dad jokes ever. Come on, bro. Amazing dad jokes.

Dad jokes are top. Amazing dad jokes. Amazing dad jokes. 100%. Bad jokes. She's a catcher. You know that. A catcher.

Oh, former athlete. Catch a dish. I hit y'all both. I hit y'all both. I had y'all both. That was a double win. That was a double win. Is it former athlete?

Former athlete. Lost it. Lost it all. Don't have that anymore. Definitely. You think he lost it? Totally lost it. Did I put the last name on the coffee?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. He definitely lost a street race a few years ago, made him realize it's over. Okay. Hard worker. Unbelievable. Very creative. Creative.

Ambitious. People are starting to recognize. That hard work. Do this person, this guy's a really good producer, right? He's had one or two album cuts on some. mixtapes out of Philly. Not no big, not no big singles yet. You know what I mean? But the album cuts you there. Some hot shit off meeks mixtapes. Hot shit. You know what I'm saying? Some shit you've looked like, oh, that's my shit. You know what I mean? It ain't I'm a boss.

You know what I mean? Little, little bit of a liar. Ooh. A little bit of a liar. But you know they lie and you don't really take it to a series. Exactly. It's not that big a deal. I'm going with this. I'm describing. I'm describing you. Do you like that guy? Are you in love with this guy? I would you date them? I'd love with them. And by the way, hope, let's say the most important thing. They're going to be super successful. Ooh.

But it's about, do you believe in that person? But now here's the question. Big dick or little dick? I would definitely want, well, I definitely would go for a bigger dick. No, no, it's not what you would go for. It's what is your male equivalent. Because if you go big dick, that means you're... You're so...

I'm just saying, so... He's just out of it. So, I'm assuming you're... First of all, when I say, on my level, I'm not talking about all the characteristics I have because honestly, I would want him to have character that I don't have, so we could balance each other out.

Like what? You wanted to be a seesaw? You don't want the seesaw to be like this? You don't want you to be balanced? I hate you. What? I don't want to get a guy way up in the air. What are you doing?

This guy is the thing. Come down here. Why is he trying to feel? She's at her level. Come down. Taylor, get up so he can get down here. That's my God.

Yo, this guy's trying to row you up every week. What do you mean? Why do you let him rile you up? I fight every day. You got to rile him back. Everything he told. I riled him up the other day. Oh, you did?

Yeah, but he drank 24 ounces of water in 3.2 seconds. That was unbelievable. Taylor just cruel. Taylor just cruel. Like for no reason. Nah, what you do? This is good. I'm just sitting in the studio mind of my business.

Oh, you're not even talking about on the prize. No, we was in the studio at Berk Club. See, this is the thing with Taylor. I like to say things on the microphone for entertainment. Taylor likes to say things off the microphone for her own personal pleasure. What did you say? What did you say? I'm just sitting there mind of my business.

She turns me and she goes, no, don't do that. You're lying. That's why your wife fucked a bigger dick in college. Wow. No, that's not what happened. That's not what happened. What did you say to me? What did you say to me first?

You are nothing. I was praying. I was sitting there praying and I got up from prayer. And she just looked at me and goes, that's why your wife fucked a bigger dick in college. When a man finished praying them. I read your book. When a man finished praying after I finished praying, after he finished praying, it's crazy. Yours is a liar.

What were you praying for? And his dick was a little smaller. I was praying for Taylor. Oh, Pram Patel axed. That's the crazy part. What were you praying? I was praying.

He asked me a question about, I guess, I think that topic. That is a lot. He was like, Taylor, I mean, don't you, there's going to be guys that, I forgot what you said and that bothers me,

but it was something about. A lot of a liar. You said a little bit of a lie. No, but you said something about, a lot of a liar. Listen, you said something about other guys. I'm like, yeah, the same way how your mom.

Oh, hey, ma'am. Wow. You see how she's already setting up the next one? That's Taylor. This is her. Why she's talking about your moms, bro? What the fucking my mom do? You know it's crazy?

She didn't finish a sentence, but we all did in our minds. Yeah. So she made us finish that joke in our minds, bro. She got the joke off without getting the joke off. Without getting the joke off. That's crazy, bro. Why you made me think about that? Taylor, that's so fucked up, Taylor.

Why did you make me think about that, bro? I said that like how your wife found bigger dick. For no reason. That's fucking, I feel uncomfortable. I feel uncomfortable. Be personally, my stomach don't feel right. You know why I'm not tripping? Because Thanksgiving is on the way, baby.

What does that mean? Tell us no, what Thanksgiving. What happens around Thanksgiving? Tell him what happens around Thanksgiving. I don't know. What happened? Tell a little mama going to bring me some of that pie. My dad's going to knock you the fuck out.

My mom going to bring me some of that good. sweet potato pie. Hold on. Is your mom still bringing him that good sweet potato pie? Which are not got to do? Sometimes even cake. Ain't no way.

What you're not about to do? I love when she asked, I love when she asked that Taylor, asked Charlamagne, does he want cake or pie? That's not what happened. That's not what happened. That's not what happened. That's not what happened.

That's not what happened. That's not what happened. She better bring you. Both. She better bring both. You sound crazy. Yo, I want some cake and pot. Mm-hmm.

I'm telling you all right now. Mrs. Taylor, Mrs. Taylor, all I am doing is Mrs. Taylor's mom, Mrs. Hayes, Mrs. Hayes, Mrs. Hayes, all I'm doing is respectfully asking for some sweet potato pie and some cake. Some of that nice soft cake. Just make sure it's moist. It's moist, man. It's got to be moosed. Especially when she cooks it and lets it.

sit for a couple of days. That aged, that age, that age soft kick from Upper Darby. What? No, that Philly pound cake. You do not. You do not with my father up here. I promise you to that. No, you're dead.

Okay, we'll shake that many of hand. Stop. That'll come for his wife then. We're not coming for his wife. We just, we're coming up with his wife. We're coming up with cooking. Yeah. Taylor, you really started this talking about family members.

Word is born, yo. You talked about his mom. My mom ain't do nothing to you, Taylor. I meant to say, wife. But we knew what you were going to. Yo, that was crazy. His mom fornicating. That's crazy to even Stephen mentioned such a thing like that.

Taylor, like, I'm like, I'm flabbergasted. You all won't go to her edge. Yes, let's pay some bills, Taylor, gang. Thanksgiving's on the way. Thanksgiving's on the way. Anyway, shout out to Devane. Our apologies. Who's DeVane?

Devane on this. Shut the fucking on, man. Devang on this. Govahed on this. Mother fucking dick. Okay? Shit. You know what I mean?

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Tour announcement, man, this weekend. First of all, I just want to say thank you so much for everybody who came out to the shows in Long Island. That was unbelievable. We did six sold-out shows at the Paramount, legendary legendary venue out there in Long Island. Thank you so much. This weekend, Niagara Falls is sold out, but we have a few seats left for Windsor, Ontario,

so come to that. The weekend after that, we're doing the Scotia Bank Arena in Toronto. Those two shows are sold out. I'm so fucking excited. And then we're going to head out there to Europe. We got Dublin, the three arena. We just opened up more seats in the three arena. Go get those. Added another show in Manchester at the O2 Apollo on October 15th.

It's a 4 p.m. show. So, get there. England, we are not adding any more shows. So what I implore you guys to do is to come up to that Manchester second show. We just added, we had a second show in Perth, Australia, Melbourne. We added more seats to the John Kane Arena. That's unreal. They do the fucking Australia open there, so we're excited to even be performing there.

Be Aware Super Theater in Sydney. We added a second show. And we're also coming out there to Brisbane. So thank you guys so much. DeAndrewsholtz.com for those. And then very, very near future. Some very cool announcements. Cannot wait.

What you got, Charlotte. Sulu to the homie, DJ Cuppie. She wants to come to one of the shows. I think she says she wanted to come to. You got a show in Dubai. We got a show in Abu Dhabi. Yeah. Abu Dhabi.

Yeah. We got to. Abu Dhabi or London she wanted to come to. Either one she can come to, we'll make it happen. Yes. We love you, Cuffy. Yeah, Sue to Cuffy. I was with Cuppie last week, actually.

Oh, yeah, where? She actually, she was in town. Because she spoke with the United Nations. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was in town. We had dinner last week. Her mom made us a lovely Nigerian meal.

Oh, well, that little Jolof rice? Oh, man. Joloff rice, man. Joloft, and the chicken. It's amazing. I mean, the Nigerians are going to be upset when I say this, but that Senegalese Joloff is really the top of the top. Really?

I mean, some might say the Ghanian Joloff is the best. The Gnaian is fire when they put the goat juice on it. Oh, when they put that. that gold juice on. I like Nigerian Jolov too, though. I have never had Senegalese Joloff. But that Ghana Joloff is fire when they have that gold juice dripping on it. Fire. Ooh, man. Senegalese is fire like that? You know, we did a Joloff off on the pod on flagrant years ago. And I think that we agreed that we liked the Senegalese the most.

It was the most flavorful. It was the most. My homeland. Oh, really? You're from Senegal, Genie Basile, Senegal, and Saniguanian, Saniguan. Sierra Leone. Now, here's the thing. That Mali region. We assumed that there might be some influence from like French cuisine in it, whereas like in Nigeria,

you're going to get more, what is that? It was British colonization right there, right? So the French got better food than the British. And then Ghana, what was the, who was occupying Ghana? Who colonized Ghana? Spain. Spaniards. Is that right? But they also speak English, right? I thought it was Britain.

I thought it was Spaniards. I'm not sure. Look that up. I think it was a Spanish. But also, yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, I was, it was, I it was, uh, chow. That was foul, that was fire, but there's no such thing as a Spanish general chow. I couldn't think of it. I almost wanted to give it to you because the setup was immaculate, but you fucked up.

I couldn't think of a whole Spanish name. I was like, I was like, shit, I should have. I just said to Asians. But shout out to y'all. We need to get some good joel off in the city. Where's the best, yo, brilliant idiots. Where's the best Joe off in New York City? We need to get a nice Joe loss.

I got a couple of church announcements. Invisible Generals, salute to my guy, Doug Melville. His new book, or his first book, Invisible Generals, will be in stores November 7th. It is the next release off my book in print, Black Privilege Publishing with Simon and Schuster. It tells the amazing true story of America's First Black Generals Benjamin O. Davis,

Sr. and Jr., a father and son who helped integrate the American military and create the famous Tuskegee Edmund. So if you are a person who likes stories about hidden figures in our society, Invisible Generals is the book for you. It's available for pre-order everywhere now, but it's in bookstores on November 7th.

Also got to tell you, too, my Mental Welf Expo, man, and my third annual mental wealth expo was happening, October 7th at the Marriott Marquis and Times Square, New York City, a day of mental health and healing education, okay, and honor a world mental health day. We got a great lineup for you. Dr. Alfie Briland Noble, who runs the Accoma Project,

as well as my foundation, the Mental Welfth Alliance, my man Carson Daley, who's a big mental health advocate. Dr. Rita Walker, a phenomenal, phenomenal mental health expert who has a great book called The Unapologetic Guide to Black Mental Health. you know I recommend that book to everybody. The Good Sister Michelle Williams from the Checking in Podcast on the Black Effect I Heart Radio Podcast Network

and Destiny's Child. She'll be there. She's a great mental health advocate. Dr. J. Barnett, Brandon Marshall, Angela Rye, Elliot Connie, a great psychotherapist, Resma Minicum, the author of my grandmother's hands. He'll be there, just to name a few.

And it's a free event. 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., Marriott Marquis, Times Square, Saturday, October 7th, Mental Wealthexpo.com. my third annual mental wealth expo, you know, because we have all these conversations and you hear us talk about, you know, going on vacations and, you know,

everybody claims to be doing so well. I keep telling y'all over and over, this is my challenge to all of y'all, if you're doing so well, pour back into other people. Give back to other people. If what you're doing only benefits you, it's not big enough.

I don't know why that would have set anybody unless they know they're not doing anything at all. Oh, wow. Why someone got upset about that? I don't know. I just like to throw it out there and speak to everybody. I like to speak to the people who are doing those things and I like to speak to the people who aren't and you have to decide within yourself which one of those people you are. Oh, one more thing, Taylor. Thriller Possibility Summit, right? Yes. And speaking or doing things to people, not only do we have the Mental Welf Expo, my third annual Mental Welf Expo, we are calling all HBCU scholars right now.

Join us for a weekend full of networking, music, and celebrating black culture in Nashville, Tennessee on November 3rd and 4th of 2023 because the second annual Thrill of Possibility Summit is coming back to Nashville this year. It is an event brought to you by the Black Effect in Nissan. It is a two-day professional development weekend, and we got live music. We got networking. We have a whole series of panel discussions with Nissan executives and Black Effect talent and people who actually, you know, went to HBCUs and went on to be successful. The only thing you got to do to qualify is you must be a current HBCU student and you must be majoring in a STEAM field. Okay? Must be a current HBCU student and you must be majoring

in a STEAM field and you can go to blackeffect.com. Click on Thrilla Possibility. at 2020, and you'll get more information on that. Okay? Now let's get back to the show. What else we got, Taylor? Oh, my Cowboys definitely going to the Super Bowl. You already know. Come on, man.

Listen, I say that a lot. But you feel it. I'm saying it for 27 motherfucking years. The Jets without Aaron Rogers, you're like, yeah, it's definitely. Man, I'm just telling you February 11th, 20204, we will be playing on Sunday, February 11th, 2024. And it's not even about, it's about the defense. This is going to be, remember I said this, this is going to be one of the most elite defenses of all time.

And what changed? Nothing. It's just a team that's been playing together for a while. They added Stefan Gilmore at cornerback. You got Michael Parsons in his third year. I think Trayvon Diggs is in his third year now. These guys are just seasoned. You know, they were already beast with extremely raw talent, led the league and takeaways over the last couple of years. But now to pass rush with Michael Parsons and DeMarcus Florence, you got a front seven that you can line up any mother.

the fucking where. Okay? My Dallas Cowboys are going to the Super Bowl. Okay? All right? Remember I said it here first. I've been saying it for the past 27 years. Don't worry about it. I told y'all one of these years I was going to be right. This is the year I'm right.

Okay? You're doubting me? Suck my dick. Wow. Suck my big D. My big D. What we got, Taylor? What's happening? Is this a song that you're remix him. Is this sexy, right?

Yo, did you hear about the young lady in Florida who took her 11-year-old son with her? Because she was at this resort and she met these two guys and these guys had some drugs

and she didn't have a babysitter so she did the drugs with the two guys let the two guys run a train on her. In front of the 11-year-old son. In front of the 11-year-old and then she left with one of the guys and then the other guy died and so the 11-year-old just had to sit in there.

There's no way this is right. With the dead body. Florida woman arrested after leaving her son in a hotel room with dead man. She did drugs with. Oh, my gosh. Come on, man. A Florida woman is facing child neglect charges after she bought her 11-year-old son into a hotel room with two other men she used drugs with and had a menjeet twilight with.

Why did they say menagerie twas? Why they just ain't say the train? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I think that's a train. Can you imagine that? Your 11 years old, you old enough to, like, record that. Yeah.

Hornhub. Yeah. The title. Hanging, hanging while mom banging. Hanging while mom banging. 60 year old man was pronounced dead. Oh, Jesus. Damn, bro.

Damn. He was 60? 60 years old, man. She was 32. Like, there's a lot of things you bring your children with you with because you don't have the babysitter. Like, you might bring them to work for a second. you know, you might even have to bring them to school, you know, run into a friend's house real quick.

Which, yo, you're like, I'm about to go do this drug fuel threesome? Is that the only time it's okay to leave them in a car with the windows up? Man, shut up. Oh, my God. No. He's 11, no. That's the thing. He would know how to get out.

He would know how to unlock it, but just leave him in the car, right? What would be the worst thing about watching your mom getting the train ran on? The worst thing. Just watching your device. Damn, Siri? The worst thing about watching your mom get a train ran on her. Damn.

God damn. Damn. Watching your mom getting slimed out is crazy. Yeah, that is crazy. I mean, the worst thing would be, like, if she's asking for more, or if she's, like, harder, you know what I mean? Oh.

Yeah, I think that's the worst thing. Oh, yeah. I think the smell. Like, if you smell something. Imagine having to say your mom got a stink pussy. And you came out of it. You're like, oh, my God. That's why I got bad breath.

That's why I got bodyholder. Yes. They're always teasing me all the time for my body odor. No, that's crazy. That's crazy. That's a, that's crazy. That's a different level when you know your mom got stink poop, boom? Yeah.

God, die. Oh. Damn. Lord, have mercy. Now, they got to, they got to lock her up, bro. No, no, no, she got to go. She got to go. Was the kid in the bathroom at least or something?

You know why she got to, no. It's like, come on, man. It's like a room in Florida. Like, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe he wasn't a bathroom, right? You would hope that there was another. You would hope he wasn't in the room, right?

Yeah, he got to go to the bathroom, play video games. Yeah, what do you even tell your kid are you doing? Put your AirPods in. Put your AirPods in. Put your AirPods in. Play Roblox. Yeah, play Roblox. What are y'all in there playing?

Bob the Builder. You don't hear me getting screwed and hammered. Bro. Have you ever heard your parents have sex? Uh, no. Not a hard. Come on, bro. You had to.

No, no, I never heard. I used to hear my dad beating it up all the time. Work? Oh, my God. He was putting in work? He was putting in work. He was putting in work. Damn.

He was put, yeah. How do you know he was putting in work, though? Because my mom would say the name. Lottie. Lottie Oh, Lottie Lottie Lottie

Oh, Oh, Lottie My brother was young He was thinking So it was wrong My mom, she was hurt He would go to help He'd go out of his movie

Like, is everything okay, mom? And I'd be like, Yo, go check see if everything So, yeah. Ah! When he go in? He would go in. My mom, like, oh, love, Greg, go back to your room, Greg.

Dang. Go back to your room. I just pulled me back. Your father has just given me a wee massage. I just pulled me back. Lord have mercy, man. Larry Shultz. Long dick, Larry.

Big Larry, L-D-L, baby. That's for real, L-D-L-L-D-F-L. That's what they heard. But y'all never heard your parents? I never heard parents. That's weird. That's more weird for y'all than me. I walked in, I walked in once, but it wasn't like I, they were under the covers.

They didn't even notice that I, oh, you know what I mean? But why did you walk in? Because you heard it? No, I was just, I don't know. I was a kid. I just remember walking in and seeing, oh, shit. What would you think? What did you see?

They was under the covers, like so you, but I just knew that, you know, I had watched enough forkeys by then to know that, you know, what the fuck was happening? It was going down. You said what? I don't like how you judged the poor. Yeah. I don't know like Taylor. It's like, yo, y'all didn't have locks. Like, I don't know why you so judgmental little poor,

just because you grew up in upper lower Darby. Yeah. Wait, y'all, you never heard your mom or your dad getting in? Never? I would know if the door is locked, though. Like, that's only, I never heard him. Even after she made pie, though? Naga.

So let me ask you a question. If she comes to the station. I know. I know. Very powerful. When she comes to the- That's a good one, that is a powerful one. When she comes to the station.

The tone. Like, it's just, next time your mama comes to the station and it's afternoon. right you know how the studio locks afternoon what if it's me and her in there are you gonna have like my niggins what I'm sorry it don't hit the same when you put the my before

yeah not the mile but if you just open up with it I'm not trying to sound ain't number one I mean it is a black Yeah you just lead with the end Yeah, when you just lead with the end It's like scary it's like uh oh yeah Cuts like uh-oh Oh man

But first of all, first of all, two things. Yeah. These are good topics. First of all, I love Doja Cat. Have I ever told you on it? No. I think so. I love Doge Cat.

Doge Cat is one of the dopest artists out here. Yeah. I'm going to tell you the thing I love about Doge Cat too much. She's incredibly talented. Yeah. Like, she's actually the dopest female. I'm going to tell you who I think the two dopest female rappers are. Well, three.

Because Rhapsody is just a douchevety. great rapper. Rhapsody is like a phenomenal lyricist period. I think she's one of just the best lyricist, male or female, whatever. But I'm talking about when it comes to like making music, Doja Cat and Dochi don't get enough flowers. Dogey more, those are definitely because Dogey just put out a number one record painting the town red. It was number one in the country. Last week, I believe it was a couple

weeks ago. I think first rap number one on the Billboard 100 all year, I believe. Yeah. But her and Dochey make incredible incredible music. But the thing I love about Doja Cat the most, she is controlling her narrative on social media. And she's got everybody thinking she doesn't. But if you're actually paying attention, you realize y'all are eating out of the palm of her hands. Yeah, she gets the internet. She's an internet kid, though. Explain. Play this video. Everybody was clowning her about this. She knew exactly what she was doing. She's online talking to live, right?

and they keep telling her something's behind you something's behind you something's behind you all she does is play into it press play keep trying me keep trying me at 1 a.m.

a big fat fucking wagon that's what's behind me look behind me oh nothing new wait a minute she's just playing with y'all Nothing new, just my big fat ass. And y'all think, y'all, but people think they're scaring her.

Or even when she did that thing, when she was like, stop following me if you don't like me. And then every people, they said people were unfollowing her. Yeah, she lost like a lot of followers. She had the number one record in the country two weeks ago, Alex. Every single she's put out from this new album has slapped. She's going to be all right. She's more than all right. She had the number one record in the country two weeks ago.

It's just five five. It's just five. followers. That shit don't matter. All it does is keep attention. And she always does this. She'll, she'll dresses the, I thought it was night crawler. Everybody was like, oh, she's pretending to be a demon, right? She was embodying night crawler to me. Or the other one, she was embodying the Scarlet Witch from X-Men with the red hoodie and everything else. And everybody's like, oh, she's all demonic and devilish and this and that. All it does is cause people to talk about her and pay attention to the music.

They're listening to this song, Paint the Town Red, and they're like, this is devilish. Why would she say? I mean, I'm sorry, musicians have been, you know, doing the whole devil thing for years. Or like, you know. 36 Mafia, DMX, every heavy metal artist, every rock artist. It's a great way to rile people up when you're about to drop an album. We want to create controversy. But I think the thing with her is like she's an internet kid.

She grew up on the internet. deep dark sections of the internet. So she's fluent with the internet. So she knows how to play it, utilize it to her advantage. And I think she's doing it incredibly well. She's bringing back the rollout. Yeah. When are the last time you've seen an actual album rollout?

Drake's rollout has been unbelievable, unprecedented. You like Drake's Rollout? The amount of time that he's been able to hold attention about the album coming out has been unbelievable. And like the way that I look at it is this. Some people do a rollout for a streaming show, right? Where you go, oh my God, we're dropping this new streaming show. And then people watch it that weekend. And then the conversation's done.

With Game of Thrones, you controlled the conversation before it came out, the eight weeks that the show is on. And then maybe a week or two after where you're predicting what's going to happen next season, what the future is. And I feel like he knew, or I don't know if he knew, but like I feel like he's done a fantastic job of, continuing to keep the energy with the tour, and then when the tour is over, dropping the album.

Yeah, I think if Drake wasn't on tour, I don't know if that energy would be there. But do you think Alex said this yesterday, he was like, I think this is by design. So it's like, what scares me, and it's not a scare, because Drake's going to be fine. Drake put out a song last Friday, and nobody cared. What was the song?

The Drake and Cizzer record. No. People, that's just dropping. People do like it. came out last Friday. And it came out last Friday and people just started talking about the lyrics yesterday. Because I saw people, you know, posting about how he said something about whips and chains. You get whipped in a slave with something like that.

And I'm in the group chat and I'm like, damn, Drake put out this record Friday and people just get into the lyrics on a Monday. That's not Drake like, he's going to be fine regardless. I just think that, you know, it's also, when you think about, you look at the album cover and you hear the title for all my dogs, I think we were looking for something a little bit more harder, a little bit more aggressive. Let's see what happens. Let's see what happens. Let's see what happens. Is this old Drake, Alex, you a Drake fan, Alan? I don't know really know.

Because it's like, it is singing, it is rapping, so I guess it is old trick. I didn't hit no rapping on it, unless I didn't get through the whole song. I know Holly Berry is not pleased. in any way, shape, but that's even genius. He could ask her, but then that's not going to create the conversation that he wants. If he's smart, Hallie Berry goes, I wish he asked me. It would have been nice if he asked me. And then that's the news story.

That's on TMZ. That's on all these other places. If Hallie Barry goes, oh, he asked my permission, I think it would be really cool, not a news story. So it's just constant news being generated and constant conversation between what's happening at the live shows and the, are we going to get the drop? he's controlled the narrative for months and just more and more people are aware that an album is going to come out.

Yeah. So let's see what happens when the album does finally drop, but his ability to hold that attention around the album and use the attention of the tour to promote the album, I thought it was...

The thing I'll always give Drake a lot of credit for is that Drake does keep it about the music. Like, you know, even though Drake has moved on to do some other things, like, you know, executive produced Top Boy, executive produced Euphoria. You know, he's got other things that he's in.

His main focus for the last decade or better has just always been using. He's not running to be in movies, you know, he's not running to do his own TV show. It's always about the music. So he really don't give you anything else, you know? This is the first year we've seen Drake do like three, four interviews, right? Like, I've never seen Drake have this many interviews in a year, you know? So when he does that, people pay attention. to the interviews for the most part.

But other than that, he just gives you music. You know, but I just, you know, what Drake doing is dope, but I'm telling you, man, the way Doge Cap manipulates social media is unreal. She's good at it, man. She's really good. And she's talented as well. Like, there are some people that can manipulate social,

but they can't create the art. They don't have the music. She can create the art. And it's even, everybody's like, I don't know why everybody's focused so much on her when it comes to, oh, you know, she's worshiping the devil. or she's focusing on the devil.

I don't know why it's happening to her so much when we've seen so many artists from so many genres of music do it. I think it's the most famous people. Because it's a news story when the famous people do it. When an unknown person does it, it's not a news story, it doesn't get clicks. But when Sam Smith is like invoking the devil,

invoking or evoking? Invoking. In poking. Impoking is more of sexual preference. But when he's invoking the devil, I think it's like, oh, wow, this is a huge music artist. We can get some clicks off of this. When Doja is doing it, huge music artists, we can get some clicks of it.

When all those rock musicians throughout history did it, I think they did on purpose. Little Nazax when he did that. Of course. Well, it's clear, Doge is doing on purpose. The song is called Demon. Yeah. And she dressed up like Nightcrawler. When I saw it, I saw Nightcrawler is a demon.

Look it up. Let me make sure about it. You're pretty sure Nightcrawler from X-Men of the Demon. Oh, that's interesting. Nightcrawler from X-Broner from X-B. I'm pretty sure type of nightcrawler, a demon. And even when she did the picture, when she got all the blood on her covered in blood,

I'm like, I saw DMX do that with Flesh and my flesh blood of my blood. He's ultimately both a mutant and the son of a demon. And the son of a demon. That's what I'm saying. So it's like when I saw her do that, two things that she invoked that everybody said was devilish. I'm like, she did nightcrawler, and then she did Scarlet Witch when she had the red hood on and everything else.

I'm like, oh, she's an X-Men fan. She knows what she knows. She knows what she's doing. Even when she cut off her eyebrows? Yeah, like that's just great internet fodder. Like, people are going to meme it. They're going to talk about it. She's crazy.

She's insane. And you know what she does? Every time she does something like that? She puts out a record. Yeah. She puts out a fucking record. Also, it's really cool to see an objectively beautiful person make themselves uglier.

Most people try to make themselves. look as pretty as they possibly can, especially women, because they're judged so harshly on their beauty. So when you see someone who's objectively beautiful, uglify themselves, take away their eyebrows. Post that picture. Did you see the picture that she posted where, like, she had like acne or something like that? And it's like, at first people go, oh, look how weird she looks. But then the secondary reaction is, oh, that's kind of liberating that she doesn't give a fuck how people feel about her beauty. Because she can get back pretty anytime she wants.

Whenever she'll get your eyebrows drawn back in, you throw a wig on. Like, she can do that anytime she wants, man. Yeah. Salute to Doja Cat. I fuck with Doja Cat heavy. Yeah. Salute to her manager, G. I like Doja.

I like Doja a lot. Diddy, have you heard? Now, that's another album you need to get into. That's a good album. Man. Killed it? That's a good out. Man.

Oh, that's dope. I want to listen to some Diddy. Man, yo. I, you know, he said he made an album to fuck too. I don't know if it's an album to fuck to But What about what? It's an album definitely

That it's a It's a frequency You know what I'm saying Like when you put it on You feel something I was listening The first time I listen to it I'm downstairs in the living room

And I'm like I need to be in Bell my wife I need to be upstairs listening to her I mean being with her listening to this album Isn't that what they would always say about Diddy Like his one of his skills was the ability to recognize a hit.

Yes. You know, like he just has like an ear. Yeah. Which not everybody has. Like, we all think we have it when we hear a great song. We go, oh, this song's great. But there are people that can hear 10 and be like, nine of these are assed. But that one right there, go for it.

Well, he was on, when he was on Breakfast Club, he said something that everybody always knew, but I just never heard him say it. He doesn't play any instruments. Right. He doesn't even produce. He doesn't do any of that. He goes and he tells you what he wants, how he wants it, where he wants it. You know what I'm saying?

Who he wants it with? Hey. You know what I mean? Hey. And who does he want it with, show, man? Who? Apparently, Carisha. Shout out to Carisha.

You know what I'm saying? What was that? Oh, that was this. Let me see. Let me see. Let me hear this one. Let's listen to what Diddy had to say about his new album. Said he's making music for the stroke.

I love the whole album. It's a whole by your work. You know what I'm saying? I purposely was on. there where you could get your stroke on to it. This is for the strokers. You know what I'm saying? A lot of cats, they like the rabbit style.

You know what I'm saying? This is for the strokers. You know what I'm saying? Cats that like to really make love to your woman. Your woman like to make love to you, look deep in her eyes and it's the stroke. How long should you just call that? Stroke.

You should be kind of by the seconds? Or you just? No, no, it's more of a rhythm thing. You know what I'm saying? It's more of a feeling though. You know what I'm saying? But it's just not like, ah, Let me just, you know what I'm saying?

You could throw that in there as like a song tempo change. But it's like, you know, it's not like, ah, you know what? You know what I'm saying? You can do that like that's your only go to. You know what I'm saying? That's not the people that we're talking about. This is that R&B. This is that.

I'm going to tell you why he's a time. Take your time beg your girl to come back. You know how you lay it down. I got three records that have staying. You know what I'm saying? Because that's my life. I'm always like, oh, man, baby, can you just stay? Don't leave me, you know what I'm saying?

And so it's just like the way you make love when you're trying to get your girl to stay is different. You know what I'm saying? So it's like... Now, I'm going to tell you why this is so interesting after hearing him say this. Now, I played a young Miami clip. Because there's one thing when somebody's just talking,

you know what I mean? But when a person actually cosigns what you just say, this is cocky, though. So how many rounds do you be going? You know. The people don't. You know, though. I know, but the people.

Okay, so what's that? Okay, so what's that? What's there? What's there? Baby, let me tell y'all something. I don't know what you are. This nigga don't go to sleep. I'll be like, guys, man.

I'm going to say y'all stuff. For real, for real. I really thought that I was going to like make him tap out. Like I really thought he was going to be being out of no chance. This nigger don't go to sleep. Like, I be like, niggins. Mind you, did he, did he, Did he is the tender age of 53.

That's crazy. Still throwing the kind of dick that got women like, God, bitch. You know. That's crazy. He don't go to sleep. You know what I'm saying? That's great.

Now, he got to be on a performance enhancement, but no, that's just that old man scrimp. Old man scrimp don't just apply to when you're fighting. That's blue chew, bro. That's a different. You said what? He's also a Scorpio. That don't mean.

I'm a Scorpio. I ain't fucking all that. No. Scorpio is not one. thing and then you're done. But, but, but Didy is also at the, you know, they say when men get to that age, that's like the prime, you know what I'm saying? Like that prime, they'd be saying that shit. Yeah, they do.

No, or they just sounds are super early. No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not true. That's not true. That's not true. Prime in terms of what? Sexual prom you're talking about? Look, I'm gonna look at, like libido. Yeah, of course, but no problem like we said to. No man 50 years old is doing two rounds. Back to back back is not happening 50 years old without performing.

his hands and drugs. There's no way we're going back to back at 50. He's thinking like green juice and stuff like that. I mean, it's possible. Oh, I'm lying. Yeah.

Yeah, they said that ain't true. Yeah, of course not. They say it's the 20s. Yeah, that's what I'm saying? 20s, we're going back to back. They say, they say you fall off after. I don't know, though, man. I don't feel that way.

I feel like I know more. You know what I'm saying? I feel like I know more. Yeah, you know more, but at the same time, it's like, what are we doing this forever for? What the fuck? Well, that's the thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I come, we done.

We watching suits. Nah, no, no. You come, I come, we're watching suits. I like it. You come, you come, you come, you come, you come, you come, you come, you come, you come, you come, I come. I come. Yeah, that's good. You ain't trying to make come ten times, ten times.

Your wife? Yeah, man. I'm not saying I'm not saying I do that all the time, but yeah, that's what you should shoot for. Oh, listen, if they want to come more than once, that's great. awesome, but don't tell me, because once you tell me you came, this is coming to an end. Yeah. This is coming to an end. You better hide that nut.

Hide that nut. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming to an end. That's it. We're coming to an end. You come, I come. We done.

Suit. All right. What else we got, Taylor? You want to do some asking idiots? Let's do some asking idiot, Taylor. Let's do some asking idiots, my gosh. Wait, what do we forget? The alien.

Oh, shit. I mean, that's sorry, not the aliens. Yeah, the aliens and the science. Listen, man, here's the thing. Well, that don't even matter. It's a NASA scientists are predicting that on September 28, 28, 282, Earth will be hit by an asteroid with the force of 22 atomic bombs, and now they're trying to do everything to stop it from happening.

I feel about that asteroid the way people feel about climate change right now. That shit is not going to affect me 159 years ago. Oh, yeah. And by then, we'll find a way to move an asteroid. We're not going to be here. But somebody will. Some form will be here. I'm thinking it's going to be like a humanoid, robot, human.

Yeah, they'll figure it out, though. Like, I'm not tripping about 150 years. I ain't tripping about it. Earth might not even be here 159 years from now. Who knows? But, yo, these NASA scientists been saying this shit for fucking ever. It's always going to be an asteroid hits us. It's always going to be an asteroid.

It's going to bang its earth. Oh, yeah. Cap. Yeah. Cap. It ain't happening. The Mexican Congress, somebody presented. Yeah, but this guy was, is a,

Fulgazy. He had brought some bullshit to them before and he had been involved in like a fake alien. I don't believe that. I believe they shutting this guy down because this guy knows the truth. You think that aliens are really Mexican? What? I'm going to tell you why I believe this. Because it's

Pyramids of Mexico. You ain't ever heard my joke on that? I did. Yeah. You ever heard of my joke on that? Yeah. Of course. But I believe that there's period. I believe this because there's pyramids in Mexico. Yeah, but be honest, bro. And this is the joke, but it also makes sense here.

We know that Mexicans built the pyramids in Mexico. There's no question about that, right? Yes. The reason why we think aliens built the pyramids is because they try to tell us Jews built the pyramids in Egypt. They did? Exactly. No, I've never heard of them. Yeah, Jewish slaves is what they say.

But once that happened, people are like, well, they must have been to help from, you know, this guy. but do you think Mexicans need help from the sky to build anything, Charlottomay? Pyramids, yes. Mexican ain't that good. They're great at building a lot of things, but those pyramids, they definitely need help from the sky. Now, would that help their cousins? Maybe.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, do you think Mexicans are aliens? Maybe. Maybe we all are? No. Maybe? Asians, yeah. Maybe we all are.

Maybe we've all been dropped from different planets. I think Asians are more alien than the rest of it. Okay, check this theory out. I think Asians were the aliens' favorite. I wouldn't doubt that. Because think about it, everybody else kind of looks similar. Like, Indians kind of look like black people and white people. And Indians are right next to China.

And then you cross the street and all of a sudden people start looking very different. I totally get it. And speaking very different. I totally get it. So I think that the alien's favorite humans were the Asians. That's just my personal belief. I don't, listen, I think they tried us all. I don't dispute that.

They tried us all, but they're like, you know, we really like those guys over there. I had an interesting theory just because I saw somebody say this about how the aliens are just coming back to get their planet before we ruin it. Like, almost like Earth is on the lease. So what if all of these different versions of humans are actually different creations from different species of aliens? And they sprinkled a little here, sprinkled a little there, sprinkled a little here, just to see what was going to go. And then the Asians, they like the best, so they gave them language. What you're going to do now? Yeah.

What you're going to do now? I mean, their language sounds the most like it's from an alien spaceship. Oh, I get what you say. Right. Like, if you listen to a satellite and you could hear like, Ah! Like people at NASA listening, like, what are you going to do now?

Like, you hear people speak English, German, like you hear it. You know what I mean? Like, you hear people speak Spanish. You hear people. Like, come here listen to this. Yeah. See, if you can recognize anything. Right?

Like, if you heard a recording from space and it was Mandarin, you would be like, they're coming. They're coming, right? Let's do some asking idiots, man. Well, first, I have Blue Chew. Okay. All right, guys, we'll take a break for a second because, listen, it's fall, is back breaking season.

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God bless. Beautiful. I'm looking at this picture of them as a family. Ain't that's flawed? That's weird. It's that Rocky, Rihanna, and they two kids, Rocky is living the life. Living a life.

Rocky is living the motherfucking life. You hear me? Living a life. Hey, hey, perfect example. Perfect example. Go. I know what you about to say. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Perfect example. What am I about to say? Because I think you know her. A person who's extremely richer than their man, extremely. That's too different. Why is that two different things?

Why is that two different things? Why did they got to make more? I thought, sitting she won't a billion. By y'all logic, shouldn't she want a billionaire? Mm-hmm. She had one. Clearly, I didn't do something. Who was her billionaire?

She was, like, with someone, like, overseas. No, just making up stuff. No, for real. I'm not going to lie. Well, guess what? Guess what? That's, you're proving our point even more. She had that.

But he's still a celebrity. He's not a regular, deggler guy. Whoa. What's wrong regular degler? I'm just saying, though, like, he's still. Look at the percentage of how much less he's making. So I didn't, I never looked at that. I'm just saying.

Imagine, that's like you being with somebody who made, like, 10,000 a year. But he has enough money. He has enough money to satisfy her still, though. The thing, Rihanna wants love and she got it. Yeah, love and money. No, she don't want the money. She got her own money.

I'm saying he has an old money. If you don't need his money, she really likes it for him. You're right. You're right. I'm saying he has enough money to satisfy it, too, to buy her stuff. She's not thinking about the money. She's a billion and ain't too many people. That's the point.

That's the point. You're too focused on the money. You're too focused on choke on. You're too focused on so many different things. That's right. That's right. That's right. He's absolutely right, man. You don't know. When you say that's right, you sound like you in the church.

You don't know Never Be. That's your problem. Whoa. Whoa. I don't need to be in Church of Praise God. You don't know, never be. You don't. You don't know, never be. You have no idea who Never Be is. Mm-mm. I'm not going to even ask you anything.

You wash your hands? You wash your hands? What? Did you wash your hands, Taylor? Yeah. You just, you just, you just. You just never be, you just don't get it. When you find Never Be?

I'm not going to ask me to me. It's not going to do it. All right. Dr. Kyle says, That would be great. If you got caught with that one. What? Yo, that would be great.

Yeah. Yeah. That would be great. You know, that would have been great. Dr. Kyle, if aliens were weaker and less intelligent than humans, would you be disappointed? Hell yeah Fuck you find us Yeah if they were weaker and less intelligent

They wouldn't make it here But think about that If they were weaker and less intelligent Than us and they shouldn't even be able to get here Exactly So it's like they got here By being weaker and less intelligent Now something's off

We must have known who they were Like nah not If they got here And we think that they're weaker And less intelligent Then what does that make us? You know what I'm saying? Yo low key

The second we see an alien That's alive we got to kill him. Because what has happened throughout history when people find uncharted territories? Oh, good point. No, there ain't no people. Y'all did it too.

Not really. What do you mean? Not really. Y'all did it the best. Mansomusa became the richest person in the human history. You think he did that by handshakes? Yes. Yeah, he owned all the gold.

Oh, I wonder how he did that. They just gave it to him. It was on his land. It's in his resources. It was on his property. It's oil. Beverly Hill. Billy's baby you know what I'm saying you really ain't shit you know what I'm saying so he's the only

fair king in history is the only benevolent king in history he probably killed some people he was like like Obama with the drones yeah I'm saying you know what you got to do what you got to do when you king sometime baby we go uh Alex boss 34 says how do you feel about differentiate tightening your circle versus cutting people off six more letters to that word. Didn't even need to be there. That was more and more crazy things I ever seen. You know what I mean?

How does you feel about differentiate tightly your... Here's what brother. Lennar is that word, man. What am I fucking up? How do we feel about that? I think it's the same thing, isn't it? How did we feel about

different... How do we feel about differentiating? You don't even really need that big-ass word in there. All you got to say, how do you feel about tightening your circle versus coming people up? You just wanted me to say that shit, Alex. He was like, Shalamin going to go for this one. If it's one thing Shalding ain't going to do, it's going to go for some big roars with a bunch of syllables for no goddamn reason. How does you feel about tightening your circle versus cutting people?

I think it's the same thing. Yeah, it's weird. It's like you don't actually cut people off. It's just when you're being pulled in many different directions, you have to limit the amount of people that can pull. That's right. So you never really tighten your circle from the people who are like providing things or trying to give things or providing value. That never happens.

You just tighten from the people who are trying to extract. And they might not be wrong to trying to extract. They want to work with you. They want to do business. They want to do something. But you can only give so much of your time out. And when the only thing that they come to you for is when they need something, it's very easy to kind of limit it.

And I think that shit like a lot of times in life when you're on to come up in your success where you're like, spiraling up, but you're literally spiraling up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everybody just can't hold on. Some people fall off, you know, and the people that fall off, it just is what it is. You know, like, hey, you weren't meant to be along for the ride. Right. You know, I told you buckle your seatbelt. I told you to do everything that you said you're supposed to do in order to not fall off this fucking ride. And you said, fuck it. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? So you fell off the ride. So God bless. Yo, Burr Perry Berry has an interesting question.

why is he the guy so thick? You know it's so crazy. That's probably Taylor with a burner account because she's too prideful to just straight up ask me or what are you doing? Because y'all been past her. Been. Been fucking pastor.

It is true. Listen, man, Burr, Barry, Barry, I'm going to tell you something, man. God, baby. God did. God did. God's hips. God's hip. All right?

It is what it is, man I'm glad you noticed, though, Burr-Berry Perry. Yeah, thank you. I wish I had some words for you. This is just good old-fashioned Monks Corner South Carolina, Grits, you know. Cornbread. Cornbread fed.

You know what I mean? You see me out here. What is that? Saltwater Taffy. Isn't that what you guys have in Charleston or something like that? They got Charleston shoes. I don't eat that shit, though. Oh, really?

Yeah. Thank you for noticing Burberry Perry. Go down, Taylor. Pause. God. Damn. Hey, yo. Shit.

Okay. Can you trust a woman that doesn't get along with her mom? No, that's funny, though. Kindlewood comedy. There's name five books behind y'all without looking. That's good. I got it. Black privilege, shallow waters,

shook ones, shook ones. The Great Gaspi. Do we throw Gatsby in that, this? Yeah, the Great Gaspi's back there. Can't look. No, great guys be back there and the Chronicle of these. I want to give it to you.

I want to give it to you so bad. I want to give it to you so bad. I want to give it to you so bad because you can't wait better. I know you get better. You can't wait better. You can't wait better, bro. Dude, I got absolutely obliterated the other day. When?

One of the interns that work for us. You know, Shifty is? Yeah, he don't fuck with Alex. Yeah. Yeah. No, they're cool with each other. I don't know. I don't know.

Taylor told me that. I'm just repeating gossip. Someone put on the thing. They're like, how come Alice and Shifty don't get along? Well, because this new, the new, what's it called, editor or whatever, this guy, Philip, is like kind of causing a little bit of strife in between the editors. Because he's kind of nicer than both of them. Ooh. Ooh.

That means somebody better renegotiated payment plan. Yeah, so shout out to Philip. Yo, you're killing it. Keep up to great work. Oh, shit, big Phil. Keep up to great work. Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil.

You're Jazzy Jeff. That's what they're going to call you all. Alex, you're Jazzy Jeff. Which one of y'all going to be Jazzy Jeff to Uncle Phil? You got to call him Uncle Philip. I say, y'all got to call him Uncle Philip. Uncle Philip is nice. Holy shit.

You met him, Taylor. He was here. No, no, this is not joke. You met him. Think Fresh podcast is. What would you... That's fucked up, but you're going to act like you don't...

I don't remember... Cut it out. Cut it out. Cut it out. Because he's here. And, like, he said he met you, and he was nice and everything like that. Okay, but that doesn't mean, I remember.

That's fine, it's fine. It's fine. Damn. Stop. I told you about that. You don't remember? You guys literally shook hands He had a joke.

Tell him what ain't not memorable as fucked up, Taylor. Remember him? That's crazy. You guys literally met here and you guys shook hands. I shake a lot of hands. Damn, all right.

You don't remember. You don't remember Philip. I'm not doing this with you up. It's not literally. Yo, sorry, Phillip. Every day is cool. Y'all are cool. Okay?

Too bad, Taylor came. You don't know Philip. Philip. Philo Matt West. Yeah. Oh, I think fresh podcast. says what would your death row meal be and why would it be a foot long?

Hey. Hey. Oh, my. Okay, the death row meal. Godly. You got to go. That dessert got to be crazy. I would never be on death row.

What's the point? Huh? What would be, like, seriously, don't you think that's like some wild wicked shit? Like, why do you want a last meal before you die? Uh, I mean, I don't know. Give them something. You just prolonging it.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, I wonder. if it has some sort of benefit for the electric chair. Like if you don't have food in your system, it takes longer or something. I think they should, I mean, I know it's prison, but if they're going to allow you a last meal, this allow me the last thing I want. Which is?

I don't know. But like, you know what I mean? That's what you should allow people, depending on the crime. It's going to be to get out. Depending on the crime. No, no, well, you can't get out. That's anything but that. You know what I mean?

But like something else. Like, because clearly your last meal brings you joy. So if you're already. doing something that's bringing this person joy let them pick what they want you know what I'm saying might be some heads you know yeah would you get head would you fuck

sorry what would you do what would you do I don't know easy because I'm not gonna be on death row so fuck that fuck would I be on death row also you're gonna be so nervous you're about to die you think you'll be able to get the dick part you're not got any appetite

that's what I really would want I'd be trying to get my soul all the way right. I mean, I don't know what the fuck I did to get in there, but I would really, really, really be trying to get my soul right if this is really it. Let's do one more tell of gang. Get a good one. Which one?

Chatty 3181 said, would you rather be a billionaire in a wheelchair? Legs don't work. Are poor, tall, and pro athlete shape. And you can never make any money at all. But he didn't say that.

Oh, well, if you're poor tall and athlete shape, you can go make money as an athlete. This is an unfair hypothetical. Yeah, I'm going to find something to do. I'm not choosing billionaire status over being in a wheelchair where my legs don't work. Who's everybody out there who's in a wheelchair whose legs don't work, you know? But they probably make the same choice. You could probably build some shit where you could make you walk in here. Ooh.

Do like some sort of what's it called suit. Prosthetic type of. The reason we know that's not true is because there's billionaires on this plan. who've been handicapped. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if he's a billionaire, but the governor of Texas, wheels, he's in a wheelchair.

Yeah, he's not a billionaire. But he's not a billionaire. He don't got to be. But I'm so he got enough money and resources to get whatever that would be. It's crazy we don't have those legs already built. Like, it's crazy to me. I feel like we've done so many things

and that's like the easiest situation. You would think that shit that war machine got in a fucking... It's already done. Marvel's cinematic universe would be real. Yeah. It's about money. Is it going to make that much money?

I don't know. I want my... legs. That's true. I want my legs. I want my limbs. If it was profitable, they would do it. Yeah, I've been poor before. I ain't never been handicapped. I don't want to be. I can deal. I can, I can, I can, I can, I can deal with being poor. We'll figure something out. But when you're in that wheelchair and, you know, there's nowhere to go. Like, you don't know what to do. You know, you don't know how you, you don't know if you'll never get recovery back in your legs. I guess you're hoping for some type of miracle, but not. He saw tall and made up his mind already.

Yeah, he's pointed that. I don't care about being. I didn't. I don't know. See the tall part. I just saw the healthy, healthy leg. Yeah, you want to have healthy. Healthy, right? Yeah, you want to be healthy, man. That's it, Taylor?

Okay, one more. Alex A. Grin says, which one between Andrew and Charlemagne would last, longest zombie apocalypse? Me. Easy. Right.

Because zombies's like that dark meat. It just depends. We can go back. I mean, yo, zombies eat ass, bro. They eat anything. They eat anything. They eat anything.

Zombies eat dicks and ass. Yeah, they eat anything. Like, that's their thing. No, it's not their thing. They do like that. They do like brains, too. That's what brains came from. Remember when everybody was using the slang brains for head?

It came from zombies eating dick. Yeah, that's probably where it's right up. They're really eating dick. We say brains because we don't want it to sound all like sexual and shit like that. Zombies go for the dick first, bro. That's facts, yeah. You didn't know that? What does this have to do with y'all surviving an apocalypse?

Who's going to survive the apocalypse? Well, who's got a more. DIC? Yeah. So whose dick's more durable? Who's dick can handle a zombie bite? You know what I mean? Like, if your dick is hard enough to handle a zombie bite, then you're going to be okay?

Blue chute! Yo, shut out, blue chute. In a zombie apocalypse, there's going to be a liability. So who got that Buster Roms, Mike, right? Yo. Damn. Give me some on. Damn.

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