The Brilliant Idiots - Sweet C**k Cafe

Episode Date: November 19, 2021

The Brilliant idiots are back but unfortunately Charlamagne and Wax are taking precaution after being exposed of Covid. But don’t worry that doesn’t stop them from bringing the funny and deep dive into real life sh*t. And between discussions they speak on the chaos surrounding Dani Leigh and Dababy, Elon Musk being a jackass and even answer some ask an idiot! Tha Gods Honest Truth merch www.cthashow.myshopify.com Head Over to www.theandrewschulz.com for Andrews latest tour info. Head to www.blackeffect.com to check all the podcasts on the Black Effect Podcast Network. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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What up, baby? How are you today, my brother? Man, how are you? You got COVID or what? No, I don't have COVID, but I was, exposed to a couple of people with COVID. First exposure was on Friday. Okay.

And I've tested since, I've tested three or four times since then, and I'm good. But then the other exposure was yesterday, which was wild. What happened? As you may notice, big wax isn't here. Aye. I mean, we don't know. It's like yesterday, I'm, what happened yesterday. Okay, I got tested. I did a PCR test Sunday. I did another PCR test

Monday morning. I did another PCR test when I did, I did a rapid test when I did Nick Cannon show. So all three of them were negative. Wax did a PCR that was negative. Um, he didn't know, he did two PCRs that were negative, a rapid that was inconclusive, a rapid that was negative, then a rapid that was positive. Then he went and did another PCR test that was negative. And so the nurse was like, well, let's just do another one just to be sure. And that one was positive. Yikes.

So I don't know what the fuck is going on. When I was doing a Netflix special, I got a test that was positive, freaked out, had a guy come to the crib, and give me two different tests. He gave me two rapid tests. Both of those rapid tests were negative. Wow. So I test positive, test negative twice, test again the next day, tested positive. I was positive for COVID. Did you have it though?

Did you actually have COVID COVID COVID? I lost my sense of taste, smell, all that shit. You remember that story when I said I was going down to my girl and I couldn't taste anything? And that's when I found out. You know what I remember? What is it supposed to taste like, though? It's supposed to taste like pussy, bro. It's pussy.

you know what I mean? He's got his own unique flavorless taste. Yeah, no, it's great. You're supposed to enjoy it. Hey, all this aside, would you be able to taste vagina if you weren't tasting vagina? Like, if somebody gave you something that actually tasted like vagina, would you be like, hey, it tastes like vagina? Yeah, I think I would be able to. I fine-tuned my pussy tasting skills by this point in my life.

But the real reason I knew that I, the real reason I knew that I wasn't. wasn't Tays saying anything is because she came. That'll do it, huh? Your boy was down there, baby. Working. Listen, if orgasms are a side effect of COVID, your girl's like, get COVID. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, she wanted me to get that Delta, the whole thing. Run it back. I don't know what's going on. I'm just being, I'd rather be safe than sorry. I'll get another PCR test on Wednesday. Because, you know, I got a show to do, baby. Yeah. I don't think you got it. I can do the radio show from the house. I can't do breakfast club from the house.

I can't do the God's honest truth from the house. Nah, you need to get in there. I think you, I think, uh, I think you're immune, dude. For real. I think you're immune. Yeah, I know. For some reason, maybe some people just can't get it. Like, my girl never got that shit. I mean, she got Vax, but like, she just never got it. She might have got it early, early. Right before all the COVID shit hit, or right at the very beginning, like, before they shut us down for those, like, 12 days or whatever the fuck it was, she got sick,

but she had her smell, she had her taste, but she got like really sick. So we think she either got it then or she just is one of these people who can't get it. That might be you. No, I think I got it early on too. I think I got it.

And I've told this story when all of us were on vacation, December of 2019, New Year's. Everybody was sick, bro. Me, DeVall, Tiffany, our nanny. Like, everybody was sick. Like, Vane. Like, everybody was sick.

But, you know, we was just like, who gives this shit? Drink sour, soap tea, drink rum punch, go in the ocean, bro. Take it to the ocean. That literally was our mindset. But literally when I got back, I didn't get over that. I didn't get over that to like mid-February. Yeah. And it was just like a reoccurring cough.

And I might have had other symptoms that I didn't even notice. I might not have been tasting shit either, but didn't even realize. Yeah. Who knows? No, that's true. That's true. Who knows? but we're here, man.

You know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what did you see this week that you thought that was positively brilliant? What did you see that? You say, what a fucking idiot shows. Man, it's so interesting with the, uh, like, I keep following up on the astro world stuff, you know, and, uh, well, there's two things that I saw that were, uh, absolutely brilliant.

Like, I thought the absolutely brilliant thing. Did you, have you been following the Dave Portnoy thing at all? I did on basketball. And I thought the way that he handled the Me Too allegation was brilliant because, like, he completely flipped it to a hit piece. Like, he just changed the conversation. Like, it went from an allegation against him to, oh, this is a hit piece. And he proved all these people had, you know, disliked them in the past. And they'd been disingenuous and they're reporting and all this other stuff.

And now the conversation is about a hippie's. Well, I mean, if you're being honest with each other, a lot of, you know, these, a lot of these were hit pieces. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because, you know, this is, this is something that needs to change. It's not like, you know, America's culture towards women should not change. It absolutely should change.

And it has changed in a lot of ways for the better. But we can't act like a lot of people didn't weaponize, you know, the Me Too movement. Of course. They absolutely did. We saw, we saw it play out in politics so crazy, whether it was Brett Kavanaugh, Trump, Biden, you know. Everybody, every politician, everybody going up for office,

it feels like no matter who it is, there's just something coming out of the work, woodwork, and it just became this, like, perfect tool to take someone down that you didn't like. Yeah, that's, I mean, yeah, they definitely weaponized it.

I don't, I don't know all the details of the Portnoy, the Dave Portnoyneux case, but I definitely saw him, you know, start pointing the finger back of people. And by the way, there's nothing wrong with that. Like, you know, some people just don't, don't care.

to sue. Because, you know, it costs too much time. It costs too much energy. You waste too many resources. But clearly they've got a lot of time. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird. It's like, I don't know.

If you assassinate my character, what other choice do I have? A hundred percent. Instead of defending my character, I'm assassinate your shit and prove that everything you say is a lie. 100%. I don't know why people really act like you're not. supposed to defend yourself, you know, legally at times like that. I was thinking about that with like even, you saw the baby situation?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you thoughts on that? I mean, I always hate that things like that got to play out over social media. I never like that. You know what I mean? But I also understand I'm 43 years old and I just didn't grow up in that era. So what looks strange to me is normal to people of that age. Now, there's two things I think Baby did.

I think that, number one, he had every right to record and protect himself because of what we're talking about right now. We live in an era where whoever gets the first narrative out there wins. And, you know, the baby is already fighting all this other stuff that we've seen over the past couple of months. So it's like, does he need that? Does he need, you know, a woman jumping out there saying X, Y, and Z? You're not saying she would, but what if she did? So he's recording himself, you know, for insurance. At first I was like, well, maybe he should have just recorded it and not went live with it.

Yeah. But I don't know. Maybe you shouldn't show people in real time what's going on. The other thing he did that was just crazy. You didn't have no business disrespecting her like that. Yeah. That's when you lose whatever you think you were gaining, you lose it all when you disrespect her in that way. Because you can't call her a side be when she's the whole mother of your child, my friend.

brother. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, the math ain't massing. That's all. That's all. Yeah. That was a weird one.

That popped up on my radar and I was, uh, I was watching it because the drama was just so high and I'm like a sucker for fucking gossip and drama. But, uh, it was one of those things that made me feel bad. I was just watching like, ugh. Come on, bro. Like, you don't got to put this on IG. I understand why culturally you would want to put something on a, IG Live because you want to control the narrative.

So you're basically going, yo, before they start saying I'm wild, before I started saying I'm all these fucked up things, I just want everybody to know exactly what's happening right here. But you could have just videotaped the shit. And if anything did come out, then you do it. Yeah, he made himself look worse. He's not very good at his own PR. Right?

Yeah. Most of these kids aren't, bro. But everybody was fighting for the baby and trying to get forgiveness. I mean, you know what I mean? Like you had all these people talking on your behalf. you had all these people supporting you, you know, Dave Chappelle coming out saying don't abort the baby

and then the baby out here. I will say, though, I will say, we don't know how the whole situation started and, you know, the young lady did get charged with simple assault. And I say it like this. That's soft, though. Like, come on, you're going to let your baby mama

get charged with simple assault. Here's the thing. As soon as I saw that, when I saw the baby called a police, I was like, something's going down. I actually respect it Because how else do you want him to hand it at? Like you want him to get on some goon shit, some street shit?

Don't press charges. Like, aren't you a street, dude? You're just going to be out here pressing charges? Like, where's the code, yo? Like, do we say fuck the police or we call the police? What's the deal? You break, explain the rules to me. Because if you call the police on your baby mama,

like, because she did simple assault, what's simple assault? I don't know. I don't make the rules because I don't play about those rules no more. I am a corporate. Entity. Businessman. Yes. I am a taxpaying citizen.

I vote. Yep. I have security armed and otherwise. I love the life I live. Yep. You don't have that other shit. If I got to play by them street, mafia, John Gotti rules, I don't got time for that. I'm calling the poll league.

Now, when I call them on my baby mama, I don't know. No, just leave. I don't think I'd ever be in a position to call the police on my wife. Just leave. You leave. That's the mother of your child. You just leave. You let her cool down and then that's it.

But what if you come back and she's still a wilder? What do you mean? You came back too soon. You know what I'm saying? You came back too soon. She's going to come down. She's going to put some Netflix on. She's going to show the fuck out.

Call her mom. Be like, yo, your daughter's wilding right now. Maybe you want to call her. And like, kind of work something out. I don't know. There's got to be another alternative than calling the fucking cops

on your baby mama. If she's your girlfriend, call the fucking cops. But once you got a kid, call the cops immediately. Call the cops immediately. But if you got a kid with her, come on.

I feel you. But all that lets me know is, man, something was happening in that place that we don't know nothing about if he got to that point.

If he got to the point, he was like, man, call the police, please. I mean, something had to be happening, man.

The chances are, I mean, look, I'm not trying to like, look, you guys make wise decisions, you know, with who you have a child with on both sides. Shorty got to make wise decisions with him and then he got to make wise decisions with her. You know what I mean? You're knocking up these Instagram models. It's like, you don't, what is she? What type of dancer? Like, she's an artist. She's a singer.

Oh, my bad. She's an artist. My bad. whatever I mean, no, but no To your larger point No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Shultz to your larger point,

you know, let's take it out in this situation. Very true, man. Like, you really got to watch when you're laying down with, like, you can't, like, I would never disrespect the mother of my child because you chose to lay with that woman.

So it's like when you, when you, when you, when you, when you disrespect her all crazy after the fact, and you say things like, oh, you know you was nothing but a side B. Well, why was you raw dog in the side B? And she said in the video, she's like, you came in me last night.

That shit was kind of fire. I'm not going to lie, I got a little bit. That shit slapped a little bit. That shit was fired a little bit. When you read her captions and the only way you can tell when she's talking about her child is based how she spells duh.

It's like, like if you hear it, somebody's just talking it. They'd be like, me and the baby is safe. And you're like, well, I thought you was trying to get away from the baby. The baby called the cops on me. Well, take the fucking phone away from the baby. Why?

The baby got the phone. It's true, man. Oh, shit. Oh, that's funny, though. It's just weird how you wake up on Monday morning, man, and there's always some bullshit. Like, it's like the world don't stop. Like, there's always something.

for us to talk about and pick apart. I know. And it'd be the craziest shit. I know. I love it, man. Man, I was thinking about this the other day. I'm curious about your perspective on it, but like,

you know how like here in the first world, we got all these, like, rules so that we can have like a better society because we like care about human beings, you know? So we got like rules. Like children aren't allowed to work. You know, they're not allowed to work

because there could be abusive practices to children, right? Because the kids used to work in a factories and was fucked up, you know? But we're so guys. damn phony because what we do is we just outsource all that shit to countries where it's still legal. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you got, you have these American companies that will have, they'll have their companies in other countries because child labor is. Yeah. So we're like, child labor is so fucked up. I would never stand for that. And then we buy all the shit that the children

put together. Or like, I think in Europe, like, I think Germany's like, we want to be 100% clean energy by 20, 25. And then they just buy all their energy from a country. that doesn't care about having clean energy. So it's like, stop the charade, bro. You're doing the fucked up shit. You're doing the things that's wrong. Like, I was just thinking about this the other day, too. Like, you know how like every time we have one of these climate arrangements,

you know, like the climate accords or whatever? And they try to tell China and India to stop polluting, right? They're like, hey, you got to stop using coal because you're polluting the world. And it's like, if I'm China and India, I'd tell the rest of us, I'd be like, y'all made the world polluted. just started using machines. Like, you want us to stop having economic

development because y'all fucked up and got rich in the process? Hell no. If I'm trying to India, I'm not doing shit. Yeah. Do you know what's strange? It's strange. And you know what's even strange? It's almost like these

countries keep up perception that we know it's not even real. Yes. It's so seen-through. Yes. And it's like, and as Americans, we get to sit here and like, like, wipe our hands clean. Like, we're not involved in it at all. And then act like holier and now.

And we have all of our like, wokeness. And we have all of like our progressive agendas. And it's like, bro, we are just as invested in this fuck shit. It's just there's a border. So we get to pretend like we're not. Yeah. Yeah. We're supporting all the bad things.

You know what I mean? But as long as life is good for us here, we can just. ignore it. And maybe that's good. Maybe that's cool. But I guess I just get annoyed when people act holier than now. It's just like, it's cool, but it's kind of rocking us to sleep, man. And it's something that Duval says all the time. If you just want to see how America's eventually going to shape out, just look at what's going on in other countries. And, bro, we just simply not equipped for it. What do you mean? Like, we're just not equipped for anything. Like, we're not equipped for anything potentially bad that could happen here in America.

We saw that last year with the pandemic, bro. Like, we're not equipped for anything. We're not equipped for, I mean, this will probably never happen, but we're not equipped for a nuclear weapon hits us. We're definitely not equipped for pandemics. You know what I'm saying? We're not equipped for, you know, really, really crazy natural disasters. Yeah.

I don't know, bro. But I guess you, but you could also make the argument, like, we had a pandemic where everybody shut down for a year and the economy bounced back immediately. The, you know, people are living fucking good. Like... The economy's in the toilet right now. Are you kidding me?

Inflation that are all-time high. That's why Joe Biden's approval rating is so fucking low because the economy ain't shit. No, the economy's not doing bad. The stock market is fucking humming. Maybe because they're flooded... The stock market is humming. The stock market's humming,

and a lot of times that's how we're defying the economy. It's like, there are so many jobs that they're begging people to work. Like, you can get a job. Anybody who's unemployed right now, that's by choice. You can walk into a target right now. You know they had a great resignation. I forget the exact number,

but it was like, you know, the highest level of resignations ever this year. Like people just decided they did not want to go back to work because some people want to be entrepreneurs. A lot of people, you know, they were collecting the PPPs and the unemployment. Right.

And now they're at a point right now where it's like it's a lot of jobs, but it's not jobs that people necessarily want to work. But inflation, is sky high right now. Yo, first of all, I don't even know what that means with inflation. I pretend like I know what it means. I don't know what that means.

I can't even fucking time. That means that if you said Alex to buy a microphone right now, that shit might be three times the price. And then people keep saying shit, oh, supply chain issues or whatever the fuck. It's like. No, that too. That too. I guess I don't buy shit this part of the supply chain because it hasn't affected me.

I don't think I buy shit from the supply chain. I think coffee's good. Coffee gets here. I get coffee. I get sneakers. you know what I mean? I'm pretty good right now. Things that I need right now are pretty good.

Yes, I mean, like that's all the articles that came out yesterday and the day there's so much economic discontent. That's why they say Joe Biden's approval rating is so fucking low. His approval rating is low because he's dead. That's why this is embarrassing. How is this not more embarrassing than Trump? The most embarrassing part about this is that it,

it completely exposes that the presidential position is useless. You could put anybody. The poor guy, I feel bad for him because you know there's no way that he dedicated his whole life to politics. He knows how useless the position is. You can just put anybody in there. It doesn't matter. And he's like, y'all are really going to make me do this before I die?

Y'all are really going to force me to be president? You don't want that shit? Do you think it's one of those cases where you chase something for so long and it You kept denying you. You kept chasing and chasing it. And then when you finally got it, you realized it's not even what I wanted. Fam, I don't think he even wanted it. I think he wanted it early.

And then once he saw what it was, he was like, no, I'm going to be a vice president. Just chill. Joe, Joe Biden's the perfect vice president. Just walk around with your fucking airplane pilot glasses and your leather jacket and say, hey, hey, do you know, and like pointed people. Like, just basically. There's some wild shit here and there. Every once in a while.

President? By the way, that's the role I, Doc Kamala was going to play in this administration. The role that Joe Biden played with Obama, like staying a lot. lot of the shit Obama couldn't say. I thought that for Role Kamala was going to play. They got Kamala in a bunker somewhere, dog. I'm honestly, dude, I feel bad for Kamala, bro.

I feel genuinely bad for Kamala. Because every time she talks, the whole world is like, this woman sucks. Every time she opens her mouth, and she's trying to be charming, she's trying to be sweet. She's clearly like a smart,

effective, um, she was clearly a smart, effective, I don't know if you call them like politician or like public servant. Regardless if you liked her policies or not, she was able to implement them, right? So it's like, but for some reason, it is just, you know how like Taylor Swift doesn't seem authentic? You know what I mean?

Like, yeah, you're right. There's like a barrier. The same shit happens with Kamala is a barrier, bro. You know why? Why? Because just like Taylor Swift, just like Kamala, they're both playing a game that don't exist anymore. That manicured, cure.

you know, presentation of yourself that you present to the world. People see through that shit. They're both playing politics in different fields. Taylor plays politics and entertainment. Kamala plays politics and politics. But those days are over. You got to, we live in an age of transparency. You know, I'm reading, right now I'm reading Will's book, man, Will Smith.

Oh, yeah. First of all, the presentation that Will sent his book in is by far one of the greatest presentations I've ever seen in my life. I posted on Instagram like last week. Okay. But it's literally, it was literally like this box that had these keys and you take the letter and put the letter on certain words and different flaps open up. Like it was, it was unreal. And then you can unhinge the flaps and hang them up on your wall like plaques. Like I got the plaques that came with the box hanging up in the kitchen in our breakfast area. So, you know, the girls can see that every morning when they're eating. But it's like one thing that I realized, man, and it's so

interesting seeing somebody like Will Smith go through this. Will Smith was playing a character for 40 years. And when you read his book, the character was created for personal and professional reasons. Yeah. Welcome to adulthood.

He felt like a coward. Huh? Welcome to adulthood. Yeah. We all got to pretend a little bit. We all got to play a little bit. We can't just walk around being ourselves. You end up fucking hugging trees and sucking on gemstones or whatever. the hell you're doing in your backyard every single day. I love it.

But the crazy part is, but it's worse than entertainment, those shows. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. We literally take on other names. Yes, yes, yeah. No, no, you're right. You're right.

Like, we become other people, like, literally. And, like, you know, you would always hear stories back in the day about like, yeah, you know, man, when you meet him, he's such a nice person, and when you meet her, she's nothing like that. Yes, because everybody playing a fucking character. When it blows your mind at Will Smith. Yep.

because his character was squeaky clean, didn't even curse, you know, got flacked from the hip-hop community because folks said he was too soft, all of this other stuff. But that was a character. That's what Kamala, that's with Taylor Swift, that's what they're doing. That does not resonate because just like Robert Green said in the 48 laws of power never appeared too perfect, bro. You know, what's funny is that there is an amazing. power to gaining fame and then losing it. The most normal people, and one of the best thing that happened to me in my career was

getting like a little like fame early on with like guy code and then losing it. And I got to reset and go, hey, who am I? Because the first time you get famous, at least for me, like I found myself wanting to justify why I was on TV to the people I met. know, like these people would be fans and I'd be like, I want to deliver what they saw on TV. I want to make them laugh. I want to live up to this expectation that they have for me, right? And you're living for these other people.

That's probably what, what Will was talking about. And I'm sure you earlier in your career, you walked in a room and everybody's like, here's the wild guy, Charlottomaine the God. You're like, okay, I got to say some wild shit. And then I think what happens is you're living for this character, right? And then you can lean further into the character that gets rewarded. You look at a guy like Andrew Dice Clay, who's a jewelry. guy from Brooklyn and then

cultivates this very Italian influenced character and then ends up living as that and he is that now. Yeah, you didn't know this? No, I thought he was an Italian No, it's a character. And now he has to be

that. That is who he is. I'm sure that there's aspects of this. They're really him. I'm sure he grew up in the neighborhood around the guys. Right? Don't get me wrong. But he's like leaned all the way in. I'm telling you, losing it and then just being able to re-center and go, oh, this is who I am. This is how I like to act. And then if you get some fame again, if you're lucky enough to have some success again,

you realize that all you have to be is yourself and that that's okay and that that's enough. And then just being nice to someone that meets you on the street is maybe even better than making them laugh, right? Like just getting on that moment. But you can't get it unless that's taken away. And Will has been famous since he's 18. You know, all these people have been famous their whole lives, they haven't been able to just re-center and go, who the fuck am I really? And can I stop living for all these other people? Yeah, that's what he talks about. He talks about how, you know, personally the character Will Smith wasn't working no more. And professionally, the character wasn't working no more. You know, he was like, he was like at first when it

started happening in his personal life, whenever something, whenever you're, whenever something bad is happening in your personal life, if you're still getting money, if you're still doing numbers, all of that shit, like, you won't give a fuck, right? Unless you're a very self-aware person who can check their ego. Yep. But when things started, like, hitting the wall and the movies weren't, you know, doing the numbers that they once were. And, you know, Hollywood is like, I know you used to get this, but let me give you this.

It's like, yo, it really made him have to hit reset. He lost the fame. Yeah. You lose it. You lose it. No, he didn't lose the fame, but he, I mean, Will Smith will always be famous forever, but he lost some of that influence. He lost some of that.

And because he lost it, he didn't have to chase it to keep up with it. So now he's forced to make this decision, okay, I'm not making as much as I used to do. And I'm not doing, let's say, the films that I used to do. What do I really want to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It can be a blessing.

I'm telling you, man. It can be a blessing. Because for me, it was the exact opposite. I was super successful and wasn't happy. Yep. You know what I'm saying? I was super successful in personal life. was in shambles.

Because you got to put on a mask. Huh? You got to put on a mask every day. You got to pretend. Yeah. And, you know, you're coming home to your wife, and she's like, who the fuck are you? Yeah. What are you doing?

You know, and then your friends, you got your friends like, man, I can't wait to motherfucker see the real you. That's why you got to have women around you, bro. Women will see, women will really, really see the real you. Your boys will check you, too, but you got to really be doing some, like, next level shit for your boys to intervene. Yeah. Like you gotta really be on a like a whole different wave that's kind of like a detriment to not just you but everybody else for your boys to be like y'all think you wild.

Yeah. Yeah, you gotta be, you definitely got to be hurting yourself. Like if I don't know, I feel like as guys like if one of our friends is doing something wild but he's successful and he's not hurting himself or his family, I'm like, yo, go get yours, do your thing, have fun. The second you start hurting you, that's where I got to step. 100% man it's just interesting i mean all of it is so interesting but it's a journey that i hope everybody i hope everybody gets to go on man like yo you do not have to be stuck in no one place like i would not want to be the person who was a character in their 20s and still portraying that character in their 30s their 40s and yo hip hop this is why i love the fact that hip hop has gotten old because you've

watched j z evolve into sean carter like this is that's who he is He's the guy that wanted to grow his hair out and be married and be in the art and everything else. And those are things that develop over time. Same thing with Will Smith. Will Smith is like a really spiritual dude. He's always been that way when you read his book because of his grandmother and his mom and everything else.

But boy, when you set a goal and your goal is to be the biggest movie star in the world and then you achieve that, that's great. But what does that do for you as a huge? human. What does that do for you as a man? What does that do for you as a person? Like, I want to continue to grow and continue to evolve because all that shit can be turned off. You're not going to always be the biggest movie star in the world. You're not going to always be the biggest comedian in the world.

You know, you're not going to always be the biggest rating personality in the world. Like, things change. Yeah. They just do. But what are you as a man? Yeah. It is a privilege to be able to go on that journey, though. You know what I'm saying? A lot of people got to worry about making ends meet. They can't even sit back and relax and go, am I being myself? Right? They're going, I got to go to work and I got to be this character that I put on to work. That's why, like, everybody got to play a character.

Like, you go to work at the corporate office, you're not being you. You know, I think really wealthy people get to have this self-exploration because they have the privilege to be themselves. but if you work at blah blah and blah blah Johnson and Johnson or whatever you walk into work you don't get to just be you you don't get to dress how you want to dress

talk to people how you want to talk you got to be a character too just nobody gives a fuck about them you know it's so interesting that you say that man I find that some of the most whole people I meet some of the most healed people I meet are people who are not

celebrities at all who aren't well off at all you know what I mean like they just that's just how they choose to live life and they're also very happy yeah you know what I mean like that's why I always say happiness is subjective like you can be the guy with 50 million dollars and be miserable or you can be the guy with 50,000 dollars you know I mean or five thousand dollars and be happy as hell just because of the way you choose to show up in life like I really do be wondering is Elon Musk happy yeah I'm on that too like like, yeah, I don't know.

That is a great question. I don't know. And what makes me say things like that is I see how he got at Bernie this week. You know what I mean? Yo, yeah. That was wild corny. Like Bernie just said the most reasonable shit. Bernie said, hey, I think rich people should pay their fair share in taxes.

And then Elon was like, you're not dead yet? You know what I mean? Like pay your fair share, Elon? but that's when you know you out of touch. But guess what? Elon don't give a fuck that he out of touch. He's a billionaire. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Like, he did that for the other billionaire, Doug. Trust me, all the other 1%, they was like, yeah, Elon. You ever seen that meme with the dude in the glasses in the hoodie? That's how they was around. They was around Elon like that. The rest of us are like, the fuck is wrong with this dick. Yeah.

I mean, look, I'm not a big fan of Bernie's economic plan at all. But having everybody pay their, pay their, fair share is, I think, a very reasonable thing. Like, there's other things you would clobber him about. And the thing that's interesting about Elon, he's so brilliant, is that he got everybody to buy into Tesla, right? And once everybody is tied into your economic success, nobody criticizes you. It's like, China got the world by the balls right now because they make all of the goods that

we use. so they can have a concentration camp of Muslim Chinese people and the rest of the world just looks the other way, right? Because we need to get our t-shirts. We need to get our containers. We need to get all the things that we need. They made the world dependent on them. And that's what Elon did.

Everybody in this room probably right now, everybody on his Zoom is invested in Tesla stock. So I don't want to see Elon go down. I want to see Elon keep thriving because they're not thrive. You know, my 13-year-old daughter literally was talking to me last night saying how she don't want no Tesla stock. Whoa. And I'm like, well, actually, now's the time to buy. You know what I mean?

But, like, that's the other part of life, too, when you start having kids, man. And, like, I got some really brilliant kids. Like, my daughter was saying stuff to me last night. She said to me, what's the stock ticker? And I was like, excuse me? I'm like, what? What are you talking about? She was like, what's the stock tick?

What's the stock ticker symbol for square? I'm like, I have no idea what you're talking about. And I had to Google it. And I'm like, oh, yeah, okay, it's SQ or whatever. But just the fact she knows that at 13 years old, those are the kind of things, man. If that don't reshape you as a person, nothing will, bro. I wish my parents were more financially literate in terms of...

They were, though. My parents did very well. They invested in real estate because that's the thing that they understood, but they didn't know anything about the stock market. They lost a ton of money, like, you know, in a... They knew something else, social. They knew something else. What's that?

Ownership. Your mom had a dance studio. Why do you think you are so big on being an entrepreneur and being independent right now? 100%. I 100% seeing them do it, seeing them hustle like that, seeing them work, you know, 20-hour days. Like, that instilled everything in me. But, and I wouldn't trade that for anything.

I mean, you know, you get different advice from different people, but like I know certain friends who grew up kind of like your daughters are grown up where like they're asking questions about the stock market and talking about investing. And like, that was so foreign to me. Even now, I barely invest, you know? Only reason I'm invested is because everybody's telling me this inflation shit is coming and your money is going to be worth less. even if it's sitting there.

So I'm like, I got to get, I got to move it somewhere. But I don't know. It just makes me happy that your kids are getting into that early because it's a language.

Bro, they teach it in school. My 13-year-old daughter said to me, I already know finances, the only thing I'm going to ever use from any of this stuff.

Really? Like, that was her, that's her language. She said that. I didn't confirm it. I didn't confirm it with her that she was absolutely right. Yeah.

But yes. I was like, wow. And they teach them how to do the stocks in school. Like they got classes. And they're trading with real companies. So they're really learning about what these real companies are doing. Wow. So it's like, yo, at least you know what you're getting for Christmas.

Right? Because I'm buying y'all stocks. The days of toys are over. I might still get the younger ones. But you missed 13-year-old. We're not playing monopoly with the stock game. You're really going to be in it. And I showed her my portfolio.

I showed her my portfolio. I let her know how diverse my portfolio is. I show her my SMP 500. I show her the individual stocks I'm invested in. You know, ask her some things that she wants to invest in. Like, it's, yeah. I'm saying all that to say. If that don't reshape your train of thought,

there's no way you can ever be in character with that. because these kids are humble the shit out of you. Man, I want to do that with, I want to do that with everybody who works for me. I want to like, I want to have like a fund where they can put a percentage of their income into the fund.

And then that money gets invested automatically with one of these bigger companies that obviously I have access to that they might not have access to because I have more money, right? And then even, like for me, if somebody's, started taking my money 10 years ago and investing it,

imagine what it would be worth now. So then give them the opportunity to take advantage of this market, the ups and the downs, and learn about it in a pretty safe way. And then 10 years from now, they look back and they're like, holy shit, thank God I was giving that few hundred dollars a month to this fund. That's my kids' college fund. You know?

100%. That's how I feel. I feel the same way. Because I look at my SMP 500 from last year, and I know the market was different last year in the top. I think they said that, like, the S&P 500, that's only been down, like, you know, it's only been down. Like, that market's only, I could be saying it's totally wrong. I'm quoting Earn your Legion and Ian, you know, the master investor. But it's like five, it's only been down five times in like the last however many years. And last year was one of those times.

Thank God I had a financial advisor, you know what I mean, who's up on that kind of information, you know, who can tell me, look, you need to go and best in this, you know, right now. But I'm looking at my S&P 500 from last year as opposed to this year and the money that it's made. So I'm like, yo, imagine if, and they tell you don't even touch that stuff for like 30 years, right? So imagine if you get your daughter in there when she's 13. You get your daughter in there when she's six when she's three. You know what I mean? How that's going to look in 20 years for them when they're still young and can still do things. It's like, you know, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, it's the best of me, bro. That's what I'm doing.

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That shit sold out in seven minutes. It felt like a fucking rock star. Unbelievable support up there in Toronto for us. We added another show. I think there might be a few tickets left to that. So shit, we might just keep adding. Toronto, if you keep fucking with us, we're going to keep adding. Obviously, we got Radio City Music Call.

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I performed him. And we did two shows there. And yeah, Chicago, you all always have held me down. And I just really appreciate that. And thank you guys for being it. That was awesome. I calculated an easy $1.3 million just now. Easy. I mean, easy fucking money. I calculated an easy 1.3 just now. For what? For what, though? For what, though? But what you mean for what? You don't do these shows for free? Oh, for all for the shows? Yes. Oh, that's light, my friend. That's light.

You're coming in too light, my friend. Go on now. Go on now. Go on. Go on, Charlotte. If you count in pockets, you've got to count the cargoes too. You know what I mean? Come on.

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It's not easy, man. It's not easy. You know what I'm saying? You hope to have success when you launch these businesses. You hope to have success when you launch these companies. Shouts, you know, you hope to have success when you launched these toys. But, man, I don't take none of it for granted, but I know when you look out at that crowd and you see them sold our shows, you don't take that for granted, bro.

No, it's the coolest thing in the world. And, like, I'm humbled by it and so fucking grateful. and yeah, it's just a wild experience. You walk out on a stage, you see that many people that, like, decide to get a babysitter that night or get an Uber, put some clothes on, buy these things. Like, yeah, it just means a lot, man. And, like, people who have come back year after year after year,

that means just so much, you know? Because there's a lot of motherfuckers who can go out there and they can, like, sell out some shows once, and then the jig is up because people go to the show and they're like, eh, this is whatever. But it's like, I want to make sure that this is the best, short show you've ever seen like that's always the goal because i'm so fucking grateful i'm so grateful i even get to do this shit for a living so yeah anything less than that is uh unsatisfactory

we are so lucky dude we are so lucky blessed man i'm so sensitive in my old age i'll be about to cry for every motherfucker i'm not lying pro i feel everything man and that and i know i'm a can't so i'm naturally an impasse but i'd be feeling everything and i'd be feeling everything and i'd be feeling extreme gratitude. And it's not even just for me. Like, of course, when I look at the Black Enterprise cover and I see, you know, Dolly and just knowing, like, man, that's my family.

That's my loved one for real. Yeah. And looking at what she's done with the Black effect, like this vision, right? Yeah. I can go to your page and see these sold-out show. I was looking at the 85 South show, and I was looking at how like three years ago,

they were somewhere like a club. in Greensboro and now they're performing in front of 12,000 people. Arenas, dude. So that shit be making me

like, I'll be like choked up. Like, God, damn, man. When you know people's struggle and you know

what they came from and you know how they started, that shit hits different. Yeah. I don't want to hear shit about no Illuminati.

I don't want to hear shit about no Satan rituals. I don't want to hear shit about nobody having to be gay to get on. Y'all just gonna be knowing what people will be going through, man. I've seen it.

I've watched it. You know what I mean? There's so many people you can point to right now. I can't speak for the generations before us. We didn't come up with them. I'm talking about this generation now.

There's so many people you can point at, people can point at, I can tell you exactly how their origin story started. Yeah. At least professionally. Yeah. You know? Yeah.

They don't get it. Like, and I don't want to say too much. I've watched you cry. Yeah. Because things weren't moving the way you wanted them to move. Yeah. For sure. Like literal tears.

Yeah. Yeah. And now what? We out here, baby. Come on, man. We all here. Yeah. Yeah, that's what makes it sweet, man.

It's like, I'll tell you, man, sustained belief is a powerful fucking thing, man. And like, it's just sustained belief. And I think it's like something like that this resonated. for years, you know, like you see all these stories, like even biblical stories, like the Jews wandering around the desert, like eventually, they're like, no, we got this, we're going to, we're going to get there, just keep going down the path. And what, 40 years later, whatever it is, they pop up on it. And it's like, I don't know, just believing in yourself, despite everybody

telling you it's not going to work out, or it can't work out this way, or it hasn't been done that way. And then it eventually happens. Yeah, I remember, like, distinctly, like, when I was putting out one special, I had mapped it out. And I was like, I'm going to put this thing out, and I'm going to put it out in chunks, and it's going to gain some steam. And maybe we'll get on the radar of Rogan, and maybe he'll give me the opportunity to come on his podcast,

but I'm not going to ask. It has to be something that comes from that. What I want to do is just put the work out there. And exactly, I just want to earn it. Like, I don't want no favors, nothing like that. If you feel like it's worthy, then sure. and I remember mapping that out and I remember it happening

and it was surreal like I remember doing a show in LA and then Rogan came to watch and I was like what the fuck? And I remember later that week like getting a call hey do you want to come on a podcast and I was like holy shit and I remember going on the pod

and having this great pod and then flying back home and I remember crying I was just like to believe something for that long. We're talking about like years. And then it actually come to fruition.

It was just powerful, man. I don't know any other way to describe it. What you're talking about is the power of manifestation. And when you realize how powerful your mind is, bro, when you realize the things that you can conceive just by believing, you would really, really, really, really monitor your thoughts in the real way. That's another reason I started going to therapy and all of that stuff like that, because I understood how powerful my brain was.

So when those thoughts of like, you know, defeat and lack of self-worth and, you know, feeling like I may not want to be here when that shit started the way really, really heavy on me, I be careful. I was like, fuck that. Be careful. Because my mind, my mindset was, I don't know what got Lauren Hill to her point. I don't know what got Dave Chappelle to his point back in the day. I don't know what got $150,000 back to his point. And, you know, those, those aren't, those aren't extreme examples because they're still here. but just why they chose to disconnect,

I could totally understand that. And I just didn't want that. I didn't know what that could be. I didn't know what that was at the time. So I was like, yo, let me go do some motherfucking work on myself because I know how powerful my motherfucking brain is. And if I keep telling myself, this is what it's going to be, this is what it's going to be.

Because that's the thing that people forget. Like you hear people talk about all the time, like the secret or whatever it is, like in manifesting, you know, your dreams. But like you can manifest your nightmares too. if all you think about all day is how you ain't shit, how you're never going to be successful, how you're not good at anything,

like guess what you're going to be? Not successful, not good in anything, and not shit. So it's like, I don't know. I try to keep those thoughts out of there. I mean, naturally you're going to humble yourself and especially if you're in a competitive industry, you're just going to be humbled by the industry. But like, I'm not trying to sit around and go,

you know, hey, look how worthless I am. You know, there's a million people on the internet that will remind you of that. I'm going to take as much of that fucking time I got to tell me that I can achieve whatever the hell I want to achieve even if it sounds absolutely ridiculous. I'd rather be positively ridiculous than negatively

realistic. Listen, that's why I love the internet. I love the internet because there's always those moments that, like, that fuel you. And a lot of times that fuel comes from those people telling you that you ain't shit. Are those people telling you that you're wrong?

Are those people telling you that you're doing it wrong? You know what I'm saying? I love that. I love when everybody, rally around the loser, all right? Let me be over here and just doing whatever it is that I do. Point all the fingers at me. I don't want none of that fake shit.

Because it's all fake anyway, right? Because you know how you know it's all fake? Because those same people that will cheer you and tell you that you're doing it right, even though you're clearly doing it wrong, when it finally, when it's finally apparent to everybody that you're doing it wrong, they all go away. And then they start talking shit about you.

So the love was never real. So I rather, I love when certain things happen. And then the process of elimination, baby. Yeah. It's just naturally. It just that person goes, that person goes, you pick a side, you go stay over there. Great. Now, you make it clear for me and my vision and for me and my conglomerate to do what it is that we do.

And my favorite quote ever is from Nassad Jones, much success to you, even if you wish me the opposite because soon or later, we'll all see who the prophet is. That's how I'm feeling. So I thank God for everybody that's been walking with us on this journey. Did you see this TikTok user who let her mom and sister sleep with her husband? What? You didn't see that? Yes. They're swinging. So the mom lets her sister, no, the woman lets her mom and sister sleep with her husband. I got to see this girl.

Because usually swingers are... Tell her in there with you? Yeah, she's right next to me. Usually swingers are pretty ugly. Pull it up, Taylor. Like, I can't fathom that she's good looking. Because when you have something that nobody wants, you're willing to share it.

But if you've got something that people actually want, you want to keep it to yourself. It looks to me. It looks to me, like, she's married to their wife. or whatever. Of course they're white. She's married to like somebody that's not white.

It's not black. I'm thinking Latino in some way. And he probably got that thing, man. You think he got that hammer? He probably got that essential bottle, bro. He got that essential? Can you open that up, Taylor, that won't work on my fingers? Show it to him, Taylor.

I can't fathom that. There's just no way. It's just too weird. It's too weird. I mean, sharing it with your mom? With the mom, bro. I'm putting it in the group chat. Hold on one second.

Let me see your whole computer. This is just weird, bro. But how does the mom look, though? Like a mom, hot mom? Hold on. Taylor. A mom and daughter have revealed that they both sleep with the same man and they don't see anything wrong with it.

Maddie Brooks lives with her husband in the U.S., but as she explains in her TikTok videos, if she's not in the mood, she's quite happy for her mom to sleep with him. This is because both Maddie and her mom and her husband are swingers, meaning they are in open relationships, swapping sexual partners at swinging parties and events. Speaking of the video, she said,

me and my mom are both swingers and it's great. You know why? Because when I'm not in the mood, I can just let my husband have her. Yeah, I'm that kind of wife. I let my husband have her a couple times a week. No, that's not. That's her mom.

That's Kat. It's her sister sometimes plays with her husband too. That's Kat. what you mean that's cat bro that's not her mom is hotter than her real talk if we're going to be honest about it and um the husband looks mexican that's what i'm saying he looks like he's not he's not white clearly no he's not white uh white people we don't have that type of sex drive but i but latino i believe could handle that to me that just be too much pressure to like sad like dude imagine disappointing a whole family of women it's like one it's enough to disappoint just just your girl

You know what I mean? But you got to disappoint the mom and the sister, too. How do you even have Thanksgiving? You know what I mean? They all look at you like, all right, which one of us getting the mediocre dick tonight? I would love some stuffing, all right? But I guess I only can get the one that I'm cooking. All right.

If somebody brings some real stuffing over here, you know, clearly he got to be putting it down, though. You're not going to share nothing mediocre with the family, are you? Or you feel more confident sharing the mediocre. Because if it was the real real, you would never want to share it. But you don't give people bad restaurant recommendations. Yeah, but it's not your restaurant. Mmm.

You know what I mean? When it's your restaurant, it hits different. It hits different. I don't know. This girl's weird. Something's off. You sharing dangling with your mom? That's just weird.

Bro, it's more common than you know. I tell you had we had Shan Boo Dram on God's on his truth a few weeks ago. And like, she's in a non-monogamous. marriage. A lot of these kids are into this stuff, man. I don't want to call them kids, but the younger generation is into these non-traditional relationship, bro.

What do you think? You think you could pull it off? No, my ego is way too fragile for that. What about just you being non-monogamous? I don't want that. I've learned that energy is precious, man. I don't be wanting to swap energy with everybody like that.

Like, I would have to have like a real spiritual, energetic attraction to somebody to want to get with them physically. And I just don't need that at this point. I really honestly don't need that at this point in my life. And when I think about... What about just a sweet cock suck every once in a while? Don't want it.

It does nothing for me. It does nothing for me. Even back in the day, it did nothing for me. It literally was all ego. Yeah, but a sweet cock suck was great, dude. Just a nice sweet cock suck. No big guy. deal like I love the way you say that.

It's turned me on a little bit. You get, brick? I'm just saying, a sweet cock suck is a totally different thing. We're not talking about intimacy, line on one another, sweating. Keep your shirt on and just a sweet cock suck at the edge of your bed, and then that's it. I'm writing that down. That's a line for something. That's how you walk up to it?

How much for a sweet cocks suck? How many, how many cats are you? I'll take three saltwater taffy and one sweet cocksuck to go, please. Can I have a warm sweet cox up, please, with a little bit of salt a restaurant. It doesn't even sound like cheating. It doesn't, right? It's just... It really doesn't.

Imagine you. A sweet coxuck. It's so different than cheating. Cheating is intimacy. Cheating is like hugging and hearing breath. But a sweet cocks suck, dude? That is so crazy. A sweet cox suck is just totally different.

You're going to be like, you cheating on me. I'm like, don't ever just. respect me like that. I did not do on you. All I did was part taking a sweet cocksuck. I said. I did my part. You know what I mean? All I'm doing out here is trying to get a sweet cock suck and you coming over here hating like Elon Musk. You know what I mean? Pop up out my comments while I get this sweet cocks suck. I don't listen, I don't want those problems, man. I personally just don't want those problems. I'm good. When I say I'm so good, I'm good, bro.

How do you feel? You feel like you need sweet cock sucks here? I mean, look, I don't think there's anybody on the planet except you that doesn't enjoy a sweet cock suck from time to time. I like the energy and not cheating, bro. No, no, you know, me, I've been good. I'm always good. That's what it is. You know what I mean?

You know, but if, like, for example, our girls formed a coalition, coalition, and it was the, let your husband get a sweet cock suck every once in a while committee or coalition. And they approached us and they're like, we think it's very important for you guys, for your mental health to get a sweet cock suck every once in a while. It'd be something that I would consider on behalf of my wife. Yeah, I don't, yeah, I can't. I mean, you wouldn't do it for your wife, bro?

Like if your wife was like, I need you to do this for me. I need you to get a sweet cocksug. For me, you wouldn't do it for your wife? Would you want your girl to get a healthy poom-pum-pum lick? Would you want her to get a healthy poom-pum-lick? They're good for you. They're nutritious, all right? It's full of protein.

All right. Guys with no taste buds on that thing, all right, ensuring that she orgasms. Would you want that? Nah, that's crazy. But, that's crazy, bro. That's crazy, bro. That's crazy. You're actually crazy right now, dog.

You're walking to the restaurant. She's like, no, no, no, stop looking over there. Don't look at that healthy, poom-pum, lick me. Yeah, what are you doing? Curb your eyes. Curb your eyes. I don't want it. I don't want it.

I don't want it. I don't want it. And listen, you know, who knows, who knows how I may feel at 50? Who knows how I may feel at 60? You know what I mean? But right now, I'm cool. Did you see the story about a... the Virginia pharmacy that gave 112 kids the wrong dose of vaccine?

No. Yeah, all of these kids, these kids were going in to get the COVID vaccine. And what they did was, you know, because the COVID vaccine is different for children and adults. So being that they didn't have any more the children vaccine, this pharmacy thought that they could cut the vaccine to a third. So if they just gave the kids a third of the adult vaccine, they would be fine. bro we got to stop acting like the medical profession isn't like any other job where people go in and they're having a shitty day and they just don't do work good that day people got off days and i don't care if you're a doctor you're a pharmacist or what you do there are people who have off days or they're not with the shits that day and then they fuck up they fuck up and i bet you they fuck up just as much as the ups guy just as much as the garbage collector just as much as everybody they're not perfect this is a perfect example And then we go and sue their asses and fucked up because they got the highest stakes. And they're like, oh, it's not our fault.

It was the system. It was this. It was like, nah. Yeah, I mean, it was fucked up. If you was already skeptical about the COVID vaccine, right? Yeah. All right? And it took you forever to get it.

You know you're going to be dragging your feet when it comes to the kids. Right? So you finally work up the courage. You get your kids the vaccine. You take them to the goddamn pharmacy and something like this happens. All you're doing is getting me. and every anti-vaxa on YouTube, fuel for they fight.

Yep. That's it. Because it's like, why don't you all give a fuck more? Yeah. Is this stuff even really work? Like, you went out of your way to make sure children can get it.

You're pushing the vaccine on kids. Now when you don't have nothing the kid's vaccine, you're like, fuck it, just give them a little bit of the adult vaccine. They'll be all right. Mm. Hmm.

Yeah. And I'm never going back. Are they okay? There's nothing that convinced me to take my kids back after that. Are they all right? Yeah. I mean, yeah, from what we see, they're fine. All right.

So then they're fun. What's a big deal then? They're right. It's the principal, though. It's the pharmacist, man. The pharmacist's got to know better, bro. And guess what? It took a woman, a woman there noticed.

The woman that took her kid notice because I guess the kids one, has a different color cap than the adult one. So she was like, why? Isn't that the one for the adults? And so she called them on it. And that's how they ended up like having to pump the brakes on everything. Wow. She did some bullshit, bro.

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Taylor gang, let's do some asking idiots. This is a great book I'm holding up to, by the way. Robert Green, The Daily Laws. I've added this to my new daily affirmations repertoire. If you're a Robert Green fan, if you love the 48 laws of power, or the artist deduction, or the mastery, or the 33 strategies of war, the laws of human nature, you're going to love this. It's just a daily affirmation book that he has.

And it's based off all those different books I just named. Every book that he's ever done, you know, he does an affirmation daily from one of them. So go pick that up. Taylor Gang. Oh, here's an interesting one. From Beza Tenci, how do you guys feel about Facebook and the Metaverse? Should we be concerned? Great question, Beza.

Charlotte, hit it. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. The main reason I don't like it is because it's really going to, I believe, take away people's motivation to really do anything in the real world. We had a conversation on Breakfast Club this week with Earn Your Leisure and, you know, Ian. And I've been talking to this about a lot of people. I talked to this with, you know, Tristan Harris, you know, who used to work at Google. And it's like some people say, well, what if this is the new real world?

reality is it's not. So if I can sit at home all day and create whatever environment I want, I can create the clothes that I'm wearing, I can create the car that I'm driving. I can create the house that I live in. Like, I'm really just stuck in here in this virtual world. I don't even know if you're using your mind. To be honest, what you is just, I don't know what you're using when you build this world, but I just think it takes away your natural drive to like actually go out there and do something with you. yourself. Yeah, I think that you're right, man. It's a little scary. It's scary, but I also think it's dependent on how great your life is. I bet the worst your life is in the real world, the more that you're

excited about the metaverse. And the better your life is in the real world, the more excited you are about your life in the real world, the less interesting the metaverse is. Oh, yes. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, I bet there are a lot of people who just have horrible lives and they can't wait for the metaverse to pop up. They're like, yo, let me get a redo. Let me restart this shit. I hate my job. I hate my family.

I hate my loved ones. Finally, I get to just escape from all that in this dream world. I get to be the person I've always wanted to be. Wow, man, that sounds liberating, bro. That sounds super liberating. Well, I tell you what, when y'all talk about the movie Avatar, because this is all this is, we're all going to be able to have our own avatars. You talk about getting lost in characters.

in real life. Always remember, that dude didn't come back at the end of Avatar. Well, what about Ready Player One? It feels more like Ready Player One. I never saw that. Oh, my God, that's a phenomenal movie. Watch that tonight. Really? Really? You'll love it. There's a lot of nostalgia in it, great storyline.

Like, it literally is this. It's people who spend their whole day locked away in this, I don't know, I guess this Metaverse is what they're calling it. Now, my question for you is, because I don't know this, Is the Metaverse different from Facebook's name, which is Meta? Or is Facebook creating the Metaverse?

I thought that he was changing the name of Facebook to meta. And then the Metaverse, the Metaverse is like an internet, but you get to exist within it as your avatar. What I'm wondering is- Like the Sim World. Yes, but who's creating it? Is it Facebook's creation? Or are they trying to capitalize on this thing that is the Metaverse

by changing their name to meta? so it seems like they have ownership over the metaverse as well. That's a good point. I have no idea. I just thought that it's the metaverse and you can create your own virtual world with you and your people. Y'all can have your own community.

And to your point, yeah, there's people that's already living like this. You know what I mean? I think that like what video gamers, right? At least video games are making money. At least video gamers have turned this into something like where they can actually, you know, eat off it. I'm sure it'll get like that in the metaverse

at some point. But it's like, man, I would just hate to see the human condition of a person. Like, it's just certain things we need, y'all. We need sunlight. You know what I mean? We need a certain amount of physical activity. Like, is there certain things that you need

in order to exist as a human? I think if you stay in your house all day, man, and you be on that metaverse, what happens to the world? Yeah. And I thought about this too. I was like, yo, maybe the world ends up like, I am legend, but I doubt it. Maybe the world.

It's like during the pandemic when all of us was in the house, bro, nature reset itself in a real way. Yeah. Yeah, that is interesting. Huh. Huh. I don't know. I don't like it.

It's interesting. I just wonder how much, like, outside of our jobs, how much, like, living a lot of people are even doing? Or are they already on the Metaverse by looking at their phone all day or looking at Netflix and just, like, watching movies constantly? Yeah. Like, do we, do we really take a break? from the internet? Not really. You know, if you're on your phone for six hours a day and you're

working for eight and then you're sleeping for eight, you know, it's not like you have that much more free time. So maybe this is just like a more interesting, effective world to live in. Like, what if instead of just looking at your Instagram comments, you're engaging with people, you're making friends, you're building a community and you're doing it as the person that you'd always like to be. Wow, man. How do you feel about VR? How do you feel about VR technology? Man, that shit is so cool, dude. I had to put it away because I wasn't paying attention to my girl, but I was loving that shit, bro. You got the shit with the goggles? What's it called? Oh, yeah. I got that shit early, bro. I was all about it, man. I was watching surf videos and like surfing with them.

I was doing a rock climbing with Alex Honnold. Like, it was unbelievable. Yeah, I'm thinking about I didn't try to porn. I didn't try to porn, but that should look crazy. The thing about it, though, right? Man, don't you feel like it activates, you know, your fight or flight instinct, and you really need that? Like, don't you think it's kind of like, what about when you really need it? You know what I mean?

That's interesting. Like, yeah, because, are you saying, like, it removes the difficulty of life because you're not operating in something with stakes? Yeah, because I did, I played the Creed game, right? The Creed game was why? Because you're literally in Adonis Creed's body. So you can look down and see your abs and your arms and all. You can look and, you know, so you got Michael B. Jordan's body.

Yeah. But it's like, yo, when these dudes are coming at you in the ring, you're like, oh, shit. And I remember I played in a Cabo and me and my, I don't know what my daughter was playing, but she was next to me playing it. And my mind literally goes, don't you get beat up in front of your daughter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, then you tell yourself this is just a game.

Yeah. What if that affects you in real life? Yeah. What if in real life something happens and you need that? You need that cortisol to kick in. You need that fight of flight instinct. But your mind registers it as, oh, this is just a game. It's not a real threat.

Ah, interesting. Yeah, I guess that's entirely possible. That's not that's entirely possible that it could kind of numb you to the reality of life is you've taken place in this world where there are no real repercussions. Yeah, that's interesting. You just start walking out in the street when you see cars coming because you're like, yeah, it's not going to hit me. It's going to go right there on me.

Yeah. And especially the more time you spend in that world. Wow. Yeah. We'll have to see. It's the way the world is going. That's why I find Joe Rogan's Instagram page so dope because I'm like, like, that's the stuff I be reading about.

That's the stuff I be talking about. You know what? Like what? I'm looking at it. All of that. Like you be talking about the metaverse. You know, he was talking this week. And this is something being DeValbilt benched.

Like how the next evolution of humans is probably going to be, you know, humans merging with artificial intelligence. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? And you see what Elon Musk is doing with that norah link shit, which is that shit that attaches to your brain. Like, man. We already here, though. We're already here. Like, this is, like, this is like.

It's like how different is neuralink from this device right here that I'm holding? It's not. You know what I mean? It's like the difference is it's inside of our head. But this thing right here is connected to my body. I take it everywhere I go. It's got tons of information.

It's got tons of knowledge. Like I can answer any question I need on it, right? It's like I guess the only difference is the neuralink is now directly implanted in my brain. So now I don't have to search this shit for all that information. It's already in there. Lord and mercy. But, you know, it's a little more convenient. Bro, we're about to be old-ass men, dude.

You remember when we looked at our parents? This is the crazy shit. We looked at our parents because they didn't know how to, like, double-click a mouse. And we're like, man, they don't know nothing about technology. Bro, do you realize how far away we're going to be from our kids when it comes to technology? I'm like that now. I just told you I was talking to my daughter about stops and being that she has an actual class that she does every day. She's using language I don't even know about.

Yeah, Alicia Renee just hit me just now. It's Luta, Alicia Renee. And she was telling me about something she shared with me that she wanted me to share. It's actually a clip of Ed Sheareran speaking about brilliant nitty as an armchair expert. And I'm like, how do I do that? And she's like, man, get one of my nieces to show you how to work. I really don't know. Like this whole

collaborating shit on Instagram they got now. Oh yeah. You share a picture or some shit? I don't fucking know. I just, I don't know. I don't know. I got to figure this shit out. Let's do another asking idiot. All right.

My girlfriend is incredible, but she wants to wait for marriage to give head. Let me tell you something. Homie Marco, the homie Marco. you don't get more head after you're married. So if you're not getting any head right now, you better get used to it. All this is showing me

that we got to open up a sweet cock-suck food truck. The brilliant that he needs need a sweet cotsuck food truck. And that's what we advertise to. We advertise men like him who want to get married, but feel like that girl isn't going to give head until they get married. So we pull up, pay a few dollars for a sweet cocksuck, and you keep it moving, bro. A sweet cocksuck food truck. Maybe we can do it for a choice.

Maybe there's something we can do. Like maybe there's some type of device we can give guys to get that sweet cocksuck feeling, you know, for those who aren't getting it from the woman they potentially want to marry. Yes, yes. Yes, yes. What is that device? Like a trip to Columbia or? Nah, I think it's something we can make.

Let it be virtual. You put the virtual goggles on. So now, you know, you got all of these different women are guys you can choose from. You know what I mean? And they probably already got this. You put the device on and you get that sweet cuts up. Yo, that's crazy, but that might work. That might work.

I'm already got that. I'm almost positive they already got that. Yeah, but cleaning is going to be a bitch. They got to find a way. Say what you say? What do you say? No, I'm just saying cleaning that thing is going to be a bitch. That's when you get sweet cox up cleaners.

Bro, this is a whole franchise. This is a whole franchise. Now you got sweet cox up cleaners to clean out the sweet cox up, the sweet cox suck cups. So we got the sweet cox up food truck, the sweet cox suck cups. The Sweetcocksup cleaners. Now we got merchandise. Like we, bro, this could be the new Hootas if we play this right. I'm serious, man.

Like you playing. I'm dead serious. There's a need for this, bro. I bet you search the origins of Hootas has started somewhere like this. Wow, dude. Hooters was probably wild problematic back in the day and we don't even know it. Yeah. Holy shit. That's hilarious.

You want to do one more? You might need to do something to it. All right. You want to do one more? Let's do one more and get up out of hell. Okay. That's a question I don't understand. Okay. Do you think?

Ooh, they love the Metaverse, bro. Um. All right, okay. Instawee's 23 asks, um, are y'all already putting on the winter weight. No, I started, I started losing. I started losing on purpose.

Like, like, I wanted to lean out. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've lost like, I think I've lost like 12 pounds. Oh, shit. Yeah, because I think I was, I got to like 181, 182. Yeah, you were letting loose a little bit. Letting loose a little bit.

I was wild, man. It was a little bit of, you know, still in pandemic mode. But I feel like I was doing a lot of comfort. You know what I mean? And being that I, you know, I do edibles on the weekend, you know, for my like anxiety and stuff like that, you know, that shit gives you the munchy. So I was wild. And I was wild and wild.

I'm talking about red velvet cake, cookies, parrot cake. Shit, I would never normally eat. My wife was like, you don't even eat that type of shit. I'm like, I don't know why I'm craving this shit. Also, being up when my wife was pregnant, that's another thing to happen. Oh, yeah, because you eating with her. That's right. She was pregnant and she was, you know, having a lot of those cravings.

And we were in here wild. goddamn cookies from Wegman's. Woo! That 15 pack of chocolate chip cookies from Wegman? Fine. Smoke. That red velvet cake from Wegman slapping.

Yeah. Bro, Wegman is the greatest grocery store of all time, bro. This is coming from somebody who grew up on full line, piglo-wiggly and bilo. That is what is it called?

Collective Wisdom in the North. I think in like the Northeast or something like that, like above New York. I think they're trying to come to Brooklyn Wegmans. but like people in the northeast, I'm pretty sure, correct me if I'm wrong, if anybody else knows, but they fuck with Wegmans like crazy, especially like Upstate New York. That is the greatest grocery store ever.

They're in love with it. Nothing is better than Wegmans. And I think we're just starting to get them down here. But Whole Foods is like taking over the game. Whole Foods is cute. I like Whole Foods. Something about Wegmans, bro. Why?

What is it? My wife went into Wegmans. I was like, where has this place been all my life? Tell me, what is it? What's the? honestly man when I think about it I really think it's the food because they got a the one that's close to my house they got a burger bar in it I don't know if that's the norm with the Wegglers

that was that was one of your charlemagneism's bro hey what's so good about the grocery store honestly I think it's the food no no no no no no no I'm talking about nah because it's like they got like a food court bro it ain't like I'm pretty sure it's the food inside the food place that makes the food place so good. Like, now that I really think about it, like, if I'm going to really truly be honest here, what makes the food place good is the food. I would have to ask my wife what she likes about Wegman.

Me personally, I like the food. I like the verbal bar. They got this pizza. the spot that's crazy. The bakery is phenomenal. They got this other, they got another bakery just for like muffins and breakfast shit. Like,

I don't know. And Nila, Nala said that to me when they Naila was like, you ever had the cupcakes from Wagnans? I was like, nah. And she was like, they slap. And so I know my wife always went to Wegman, so I went to Wemann to go get the cupcakes. And I was like, have you seen these fucking double-chunk

chocolate chip cookies? That's what I was drawn towards. And so now I can't see out of it. I was drawn to it. Like, it wasn't your choice. Like, they summoned you. They summoned me. When Wegman's chocolate chip cookies called me, I did not

motherfucking called him. And then the burger ball, like, we went there for lunch one day and had a burger at the burger ball. I'm like, yo, this shit, Wegman's is, yeah. You know, maybe I'm being a prisoner at a moment, but boy, Wegman slapped different. I don't know too many grocery stores slap like Wegman, bro. I'm serious.

Because all these other stores are, has just had groceries. And what this would have? They're like smartphones. They got everything else. They got like the apps and shit. Uh-huh. Like all that stuff,

all that stuff I talked about with Wegmans is like the apps. Bilo, Food Lion, Pigler Wiggly. That's just like that was like the flip phone. You know what I mean? Like you were happy when you went to one of these grocery, at least for me going up in the country,

I was happy when I went to one of these grocery stores and they had an arcade. Not a whole arcade, but just one game. One arcade game. You know what I mean? You sit there all day while your mom playing groceries. Not all day until you run out of quarters, but you only had a couple. But it's just like they were different.

Wegmans is just, Wagner slaps a little different, but I'll fucking wagons heavy, bro. Yeah, now you have to go visit a grocery store. You never been to Wegmans? No, no, I did. I think I was in like Rochester or some shit and I went. No, you got to do it. Go there. Actually, go there to eat.

Hmm. Like, if you ever go into a store high and you just want to, you just want to be, you just to grab some shit going there to eat, they got the food in Wegman slaps. Okay, I'm in there. Shit. I'm in there, right. I think we got it, my guy.

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