The Brilliant Idiots - Sweet PoT*##Y Pie

Episode Date: November 21, 2025

This week on Brilliant Idiots, Andrew Schulz and Charlamagne tha God dive into everything from WWE run-ins with the Giants O-line, parenting confessions, breastfeeding myths, and Taylor’s (She’s back) whole journey into new-mom life. And of course, it wouldn’t be Brilliant Idiots without spiraling into aliens, dreams, Asian extraterrestrials, automated barber machines, colonoscopies, nutty childhood moments (literally), and why Thanksgiving might be the most Native-American-ass holiday ever. Schulz and Charlamagne debate the Three Body Problem, the truth about Epstein, politics, conspiracies, and why “Quiet Piggy” might be the funniest political nickname Trump ever dropped. Plus, barbershop culture, massages, and the undeniable stress-release powers of a tiny Asian man's hands. Yes… really. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: ⁠https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots⁠ 2Chainz - The Voice in my head is God ⁠Pre Order⁠ The Black Family Who Built America - Cheryl McKissack Daniel ⁠Order Link⁠ Uncommon Favor - Dawn Staley ⁠Order Link⁠ No Holes Barred -Mandi B & Weezy WTF ⁠Order Link⁠ Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God ⁠Order Link⁠ Check out Andrew Schulz ⁠www.theandrewschulz.com⁠ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" ⁠https://blackeffect.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yeah, I'm Charleney God. Andrew Scho. We ought to bring Idiot's podcast back for another week of brilliant idiotness. Asa Chalajah Walker. Charlamana God. Chris is here. Chris is here. How was your week?

Hesekiah Walker? Your weekend week? Oh, man, I had a fun one, dude. I was trying to drag you out to WWE. Yeah. Yeah. How was that? I saw it on it.

I needed your backup, bro. Yeah. I knew they was going to try something. You know what? I'm honestly, I thought about it. I was like, you know, my little brothers love WWE. up off WWE, they would have loved that, but it was kind of short notice. But also, I'm glad I didn't because you was with the fucking New York Giants.

No way in hell would me as a diehard Dallas cowboy fan. Let the Giants. Father who tased a Marine on 9-11 at MetLife Stadium at a Cowboys Jeff's game. There's no way I would go out there to help another NFCE team in any way shape of him. No, they would be helping you. Yo, but I'm not helping them either. I don't want their help. Why?

Because it's fuck the Giants all day. Every day. I'm a cowboy fan. Yo, somebody text me this morning. This was this morning. Today, 9.25 a.m. We're recording this on a Wednesday. That shit was Monday.

This is Wednesday morning. Yeah. Is Schultz a Giants fan? Because why would he put our running back and Carter in that game? And I know that W.E is staged. But the running back has a broken ankle. He don't need to be here. And if Schultz isn't a Giants fan, he needs to leave them alone.

The way the media, the sports media, took this so seriously, as they should. it was a real scrap. But the way they were furious in him, like this is part of your rehab, this, the other. He got full approval for contact. Yeah. For any sort of street altercation. And...

So why you ain't out there on the field? Say again? Why he ain't out there on the field? I mean, it's different. Like, one, he's got me there, so he doesn't really have to do much. Yeah. You know, like, obviously, you know,

Cam is a beast when both of his legs are working. But if not, I'm there to handle stuff. And then, you know, Chris, you could fast forward way, way more. And then, like, it's just... I would say, though, Cam, if I was you, I wouldn't be in a rush to get back to the Giants season. For what? Just let him get another pick.

Let him get another pick. Two and eight on the season. Three and seven, maybe? What the fuck? They, they, they're two and nine right now. Two and nine. Like, who gives a fuck? But we were one and O last night.

Yeah. But one and O last night, man. I don't know if you could take that as a win. I mean, they ran. They ran. They ran. If you make the other dudes run, they are, they're submitting, bro. What happened when the Army pulls back?

They will retreat, retreat. In war, that's a victory. Another reason I didn't want to do it. I didn't have my ice jacket. I was going to wear an ice jacket. You would have got dumb. That's what I'm saying. You would have got dumb.

I almost, bro, I'm not going to lie, I was going to say it. When I got the mic back, so I grabbed the mic and I was about to say it. What? It's not funny. Well, it depends. I mean, he's from San Diego. It's WWE, so it stays. See, the WWE I grew up on.

You mean stage? You know what I mean. It's scripted. That right there wasn't scripted. Well, all I'm saying is the WWE I grew up on, they said the most vile shit possible. Yes. So when you told me that it was Us Against Dominic Mysterio, I started thinking about all of the wild, vile shit. I never told you that.

I don't know what you're talking about. How would you even know that I was going to beef with them? I had no clue I was going to beef with them. Okay. They're just watching, I'm there just watching wrestling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then this came over talking crazy. Talking crazy.

And when you talk crazy, you get slapped around a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what happens. I wanted you to be there to enjoy wrestling with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just in case, last time I'm in Madison Square Garden, I was there with my dogs, but they put me, they put them in different seats so they couldn't have my back. You got fucked up again in that time, too.

I almost got fucked up. I almost got fucked up. So this time I was going to make sure it didn't happen. I had the Giants offensive line right there. You were going to be there with me. Yeah. You could have swung on them. Nah, I don't think they'd have protected me because I'm a cowboy for you.

Yeah, but you like- I just wouldn't have, I couldn't have accepted the protection from the New York Giants, bro. You don't have, you don't need different. Did you see me handle my camera there? And why would I trust that offensive line? Do you see what the fuck happens to Russell Wilson and James Winston? Jackson Dart is hurt right now because of that offensive line. J.D., one of the guys, one of the wrestlers there.

He said that when he walked up. He goes, oh, now you guys want to play defense? You see what I'm saying? But that all in the line, they're supposed to protect somebody. I'm just saying it. Why behind you. They're the offensive line that should be in front of you in camp. Because I'm the captain.

Because I'm the captain, bro. Jackson Dart wasn't there, so Shultz, he needed to step in. I'm fourth string quarterback. Yeah, you give fourth screen quarterback, boy. I'm forced to the quarterback. I am. But did we handle business? Do we not handle business?

Not very simple. Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see. Why have the offensive line behind y'all? This is so disgusting. This is why the New York Giants is fucking tuning down. Look, there is. Nice push, nice push, Ann. Good push.

Nice push. We missed the first push. I don't know, hold on. We got, look at me fucking them up. Look at me fucking them up. Look at me up. Who's here? Hey!

Hey! Taylor Gang! Hey, Taylor Gang. Hey, Taylor Gang. Hey, Taylor. What's up? Taylor's back, everybody. Taylor Hayes.

Taylor's back. And skinny. Taylor's back. Taylor Hayes, Fun-size, T, maternity. Fun-size? She's back to Fun-size. She wanted to wait. She wants to...

Yeah. Come on now. You lost weight. No, you did lose a lot of weight. A lot of that... It's the breast milk. The breast milk makes you lose weight. She said that.

She said that really. No, that's what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She says you was breastfeed. Yeah, when you breastfeeding, the breast milk makes you lose weight. That's what's up, Taylor. That's what's up, Taylor. Back to work.

Yeah, we need you. No. Hey, that's over, right? I'm not breastfeeding anymore. It's not just formula. Oh, really? Yeah. You tapped out.

How old is a little P now? He's like four months. Today, yeah. Wow. Not is good, man. How did it hurt? I could have used it. I could have used it.

What? What? Do you know, he's an appropriate question? Did it hurt not appropriate? Did you push a baby out? Okay, well, you know some of it. What do you mean you know some of it? So, I had a bad-

Like, I thought you weren't. By the way, I think it's the stupidest thing in the world that you can't talk to people when they're on maternity leave. Why can't you talk about work? Yeah. Why don't? I don't know. You're on leave. Yeah.

You don't want to. But you could reach out. I definitely reached out. Oh. Well, yeah. What are you going to talk to them about work for? They're not working. Yeah, we weren't talking about work.

Yeah. I wasn't. I wasn't responding. I wasn't responding. I follow orders. Okay. Tell me. Tell me what you're doing. Give me the goddamn cookie so I could open that shit for you. I know. I'm basically. Um, but the people listening right now are feeling. Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Give me the cookie. Oh, Jesus Charlotte. That's low teeth. All right, go ahead, Taylor. Tell us, what happened? Well, overall, the delivery went okay, but leading up to it, it wasn't my doctor that I did have. No, she dropped me.

Did you shit yourself when you did it? No. You really did it? Your doctor dropped you. Yeah, she dropped me. Because, huh? Why did you pick you up to begin with? You don't even need to repeat that horrible-ass joke.

You should have learned and not hear it. And they kept it pushing. She dropped me as a patient. Damn. Women, for real? Yeah, because she was mad about a review. I made about her facility. It wasn't professional.

They were unprofessional. I only met her twice. I'm not mad at that. I only met her twice throughout the whole pregnancy. That's not okay. I was just meeting with midwives. That isn't good. That isn't good.

You got to go the connection. That's like shitting on a restaurant while you, You're still sitting at eating. Before the food cake. So what? Yeah. Not spit on. I don't care.

So what? Like, I'm pregnant. This is my first baby, too. That's right. No. So. And the way of the black maternal defrated with women. And she was a black, she was a black doctor, too.

Dang. It was more upsetting. But it ended up working out in my favorite. I didn't say nothing, bro. I didn't say nothing. That's. Damn. It ended up working out in my favorite, though, because.

Who was it? Dr. Umar? No. I'm not going to say, I'm not going to say, Chris. What was the race to the doctor? Now you don't want to get the review.

Now you don't want to give the review? What was the race of the doctor that you got after the... He was still black. He was a black doctor. Okay. We up. We're still up. He was actually like the director of...

He was like high up doctor. But... Because he was acting like a director. So I started thinking about that dude. You started a dude that was holding the camera for Jim Jones. He was dancing. No. You're doing all that?

No. I didn't do that. But I was able to transfer to another hospital, which I really wanted to go to because that other doctor, she wasn't affiliated with the hospital. Which hospital? I went to overlook. Oh, I don't know. Jersey?

Yeah. That's Philly. Billy Jersey? It's Jersey. Anyway, it went well when you got in there? Yeah, but I still had to, I ended up having a C-section because. God of keep that shit attacked. He was a kid.

He did. Keep that shit in fact. That shit hurt like a little. You were scared? Yeah. Yeah. Keep that shit in touch. Hey, wait, hold on, hold on.

Yeah. I thought it was easy. I thought it was. No, no, no. So this is the thing. I wasn't dilating enough. Like he wasn't, he didn't, it just didn't open, whatever. So.

So. My wife too. My way too. Talk your shit. But, but I was taking the, could I took a, um. The to-tocin? Yeah. But I did not.

I, my bride did not react well. Same. What is the Catoza? It's a Patoza thing that, uh, naturally I think that they produced. Yeah. Yeah. And I got induced. Yeah.

Yeah. And I threw up like, it was nice. No way. Yeah. And I was, I just couldn't stop shaking like shaking until the, until he came out. It's scary. Yeah. You were all shaking every fucking.

No, I really was so. Like, I couldn't stop. But, um, he came out at 555 in the morning. Oh, that's a good angel numbers. Yeah. That means, hold on. We see what that means. No, those angel numbers.

No, it is angel number. I think I looked at it. I think new beginnings or something. Five, five, I'll tell you right now. Okay, so the baby comes out. Do you get handed the baby immediately? Well, he, they show me the baby. And then Pat was able to hold him.

And then you have to breastfeed pretty quick after, right? You know what five, five means huge changes are up ahead. Trust the distransition is your highest good. Prepare for massive shifts. Things are getting exciting. Yay. I think it's so whack that they come out and want to eat. Like, you've been in for nine months.

Like, you know, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, how you're in the world hungry? Yeah. That is great. Well, I already was producing milk already, though. Oh, word? But yeah, he was seven to six pounds. Were you pumping at all?

Did you pump it all? You had to pump. Did you ever have that shit get clogged up? No. Yeah, I didn't have whatever people were saying about, like, breastfeeding. I didn't have that. Like, it was very eating for his cereal and stuff. It gets hard.

Not putting a little bit in his, y'all honestly, I tasted my milk. It tastes good. Yeah. You put it back in the system, huh? What do you mean? Let me picket it a couple of six, you got it. No, but he, no, he tasted it, but he thinks it's weird, though.

But whatever. Tell your mom put it in the pies, this fucking christend, come on. That'd be fire. Don't give me any. I would do that. That be fire. Yo, you know how many people will buy those pies, yo. It's healthy for you.

We humans. You need to tell your mom. Animal milk. Make that sweet patiti pie. Sweet patiti pie is fire. That would be amazing. Man, I'm happy for you, Taylor, man. How does it feel?

How do you feel as a mother? How is life changed? I feel like, honestly, I feel like I adjusted pretty easily to it. Because, like, seeing the art in a sense that me and him made, like, is a beautiful thing to see. Wow. Isn't it? Yeah, like it's so, it's crazy how I felt he looks perfectly like both of us. Did they let you keep the zipper or did you just get the stitching? No, they actually glued my skin together. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. What's his zipper? Oh, some people get the zipper. Yeah. They do that. They do that. They're not actually a zipper. You didn't know it? It's not actually a zipper, but it's like one of those plastic bags. You have to pinch the sides.

You didn't know that? No, that's a different one. You could do either or you? You didn't know that? You could do the zipper or the zip or the zip lock. Yeah. Y'all ain't know that? Nah, I don't know.

Oh, you got to start having some. Yeah, Val. So they glued you back up so it's not, so they can cut it back open if they need to, basically. Yeah, hopefully I wouldn't need to do that. You ready to have some more? No, I'm good right now. I'm good having. Enjoy this one.

Yeah. That's good, too. Oh, guys. Hell again. Big Mama. Tee. Oh, you're Mama T. Mama T now.

Can we call you Big Mama? No, he's got to be Mama T. Mama T. Big Mama's more like older and heavyset. Tell the truth. Oh, yeah. It's fuck your dog now, isn't it? No, it's nice.

No, it's nice. No, it's nice. Don't lie. Don't lie. Don't lie. Don't lie. If I do. No, be honest.

No, be honest. No, be honest. He's my first son. But where is it? It's not the same. He's with his home. I didn't bring him to work today. I never bring him to work.

It does never bring your dog to work. You know it's not the same. All people that say that they're dogs or their children, it's not the same when you actually have kids, yo. Because if that dog bite Lil'P, you're going to beat the shit out that little dog. But if Lil P bite the dog, you ain't going to beat Lil'P? Nothing.

It's not the point. The point is he's a great, he's a great big brother to my son. All right. And they love each other. All right. He wasn't jealous of. Tell the truth. Don't love that dog as much as you thought.

Yes, I do. Yes, I do. It's okay. I take him out to walk all the time. But now you know it's a dog. Before it was your child. Now that's my dog. This is my child. This is my dog.

What's your dog's name? Taz. Taz. Yeah. Yeah. So it's almost over Taz. And she would never beat Taz, even if he was bad behavior. So you think I shouldn't also give my son like any spankings either?

No. I don't believe it or not. Really? Yeah, I don't believe me. No. Well, I can't say that for a son. I got daughters. I got daughters.

You already beat them? No. No, but I'm just saying. That's what I'm saying. I never beat him. I'm saying that I already could see a type of personality where he's going to. And you let Big P handle Little P. Exactly.

I'm leaving it. And, of course, he's not going to go crazy. However, your picture is not about to be. like that. But I'm not opposed by it. My daughter one time she was like little, little, little, because she cursed and it made me feel so bad because I'm like, why did I just spank her? Like I gave her a couple

props because she said a curse word. And I'm like, yo, first of all, she's, how old was she four at the time? Yeah. Maybe a little older. Maybe like five or six. But I'm like she probably heard us using this fucking language. Exactly. So why would I be mad at her for repeating what she heard and she don't know it's a bad word? Bro, I had a nanny.

I had a nanny spanked me once and I nutted. Damn. What? Yeah, you got to deport her a lesson. No, you got to deport her. That's how you stop that. If you spanking a little boy of the nanny and you make that little boy nut, you got to get supported him. He spanked me.

That's a sex crime. Yeah. That's a fucking sex crime. I said, clean that up. This is repercussions for your action. God, dang. Don't be spanking me. God.

You're not going to follow through with it. Jesus Christ. What? That's disgusting. How else was I supposed to not get spanked anymore? What? I was so confused. That is a good point.

Now I'm going to tell you why that's a good point. Tell me about the rule. This is a brilliant fucking idiot. That's a great point on brilliant idiot. She thought she was going to discipline me. And she found out that she was the one that got disciplined. Because here's the thing, if she spank you one time and you nut, right? Yeah.

If her reaction is like, oh, I want to do that again? Fire. Her ass up. in the Epstein file. Exactly. Fire her. She's just, fucking Epstein. Fire her.

That's what it's officially a sex crime. First time it's just like, what the fuck is wrong with you? She didn't know I was going nuts. That's what I'm saying. If you do it against. It was just assault. Anticipating that he's going nuts. That's a fucking sex crime.

It turned into sexual assault afterwards. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. The second time is sexual assault. If she did it again, it would be sexual assault. First time was disciplined. I'm disciplined. It's just assault.

It's just assault. I'm an assault. I'm an assault to boy. She was just assault to me. No, that was disciplined. I see I've made it sexual assault I turned it into sexual But that's my point

If she does it again Anticipating you know you're sexually assault To me because I'm gonna take it sexually That's right that's a sex crime I'm gonna take it sexually Did you make a noise when she hit you? Yeah what'd you say? I said aye carumba

I like that All right This is a brilliant fucking idiots guys Everybody relaxed okay I'm tired of y'all taking this shit serious Can we just have some fun Can we just have some fun? Chris, I thought about you earlier, too.

You, I was taking my midday nap before I worked out. Bro, I had the weirdest dream. I had a dream that we were in our house, but we had, I don't know if we added another, like, extension to house. You know how sometimes you have dreams and you feel like you're in your house, but it just looks different. So in the dream, it felt like my house.

And I'm talking to my wife, and my wife's telling me about this interior decorated that she got in. I don't know what the fuck my wife said, but she was trying to tell me to get back. And as I'm going to talk to the interior decorator, it was a fucking Asian extraterrestrial in my fucking dream. So she had a humanoid body. Everything looked fine. She had on like a black wool cap, a black sweatshirt, baggy black pants.

But her face was just like green and distorted. So what made her Asian? I don't know. Just in the dream, I knew she was an Asian extraterrestrial. I don't know how in dreams you just know. So in the dream I knew she was an Asian extraterrestrial woman. And she came out and she was talking like mad fast. And for whatever reason, it made me just back up, back up, back up.

And I watched her leave and everything. And it was almost like she was the woman on the Incredibles that was showing them, you know, how to do the costumes. And she was the woman on, what's her? Oh, yeah. You know what I'm talking about? What's her name? Oh, man. I can't remember her name off the Incredibles.

Mode. Something Moad. But she made the costumes. She was talking like that. and talking mad fast and shit like that. And when I woke up- Edna Moe. Yeah, Edna Moe.

Edna Moe. And she had like this greenish skin. Yeah. And all I kept thinking to myself was, damn, is that the future? Probably, man. They'll be the first ones to make contact with alien. What?

Asians, well. Maybe. But it was just the fact that I was just thinking to myself, like what if we end up living in a world where humans and extraterrestrials are just commingling like that? We will. You still haven't watched Three Body Problem yet? What is it?

It's a Netflix series about the Chinese he's making the first contact with. No. That just sucked. The books, the books, three body problem. The books apparently are like one of the most amazing books ever written. The series sucked. I got to read it. It was the most expensive acquisition in history, and they spent none of the money on actually producing it.

James Cameron was been trying to buy it forever. They wouldn't sell it to him. Wow. Like, it is, it is crazy. They're saying like they dropped the ball if they didn't sell it to be James Cameron. I think so.

Because the idea is fucking incredible. What is the idea? Three-bodied problem? I don't even know how to describe it. It's been a minute since I. There's criticism, but I still think it was a pretty good. All right.

So basically. 37, the nays are. What the hell? Taylor's back, y'all. I bet. So basically, they, they find a way to communicate they find a way to communicate with an alien race, right?

And they're speaking to them from, I believe, oh no, they find a way to communicate with the alien race. And the alien race is essentially saying that they're on their way to America, or not America, to the world, and they're going to take over the world. And they calculate the time it will take, and it will take 300 years or whatever. So essentially, the entire world has 300 years to prepare for its annihilation. And that's the first season. Like, how do they know that this is true?

But there are also all these scenarios where essentially humans are able to see into what this future is going to look like and they see the various ways that they're destroyed by the aliens. And the aliens are also existing in current time. Like, some of them came. So you don't know who to trust, et cetera. But it's a good concept where it's just like, in 300 years, everybody's going to be dead. It doesn't really matter to us.

But if you want the human race to continue, we all got to get on the same page and start figuring out how we can solve this shit. Why would you tell the future, though? Like, why would you tell future races? Because the reality of the situation is, what if our existence is only meant to live 300 years? But what if it's not? We don't know. Well, that's why you got to solve some problems.

Can they beat the aliens in any way? Well, that's what you got to figure out. Can technology develop at such a rate that you will be able to, you know, be more sophisticated them in 300 years? I don't think I would tell future generations. Like, if I knew that the world would exist in 300 years, like, I'm not going to be here. So I just be, like, surprise. You know what I mean? like, like, let them figure it out.

Like, that is something that people got to figure out on their own. I don't feel like you should tell them. How are they going to trick it out on their own? Once the aliens get here. Then it's too late. Then it's too late. No, it's not. It's it is.

Yeah, it is. People work better under pressure, guys. That is the question. Like, you know what I'm saying? Can't some people literally see like the clock counting down in the sky? Like, that was part of it. The people who have the knowledge. Yes.

Yes. Yeah. Like, for example. WWE is real. If they told you what was going to happen prior, you think you would have reacted the same way if you were anticipating. Impossible.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It would be impossible. So I don't want you to have to anticipate nothing. Just surprise. You know what I mean? That is a good point that he's making based on what happened there because if I knew something like that was going to happen,

I probably wouldn't swung on them motherfuckers and scared the shit out of the way of it. What was one of the things that helped blow you up? Surprises? Crowd work, baby. Yeah. You didn't know what the fuck was in that crowd? You know what I'm saying?

Let me get after them. That's right. So think about the aliens coming as crowd work. And then, yeah, now we're going to... 300 years from that. So where are you guys from? You see what I'm saying? You got to be quick on your feet when the fucking aliens come.

I'm about to watch that shit. Why they call it a three-bodied alien though? Three-body problem. Three-body problem. Some like scientific. It's some like math equation, right? That's crazy. Yeah.

America only got a two-body problem. Which is? French. Chris. Chris. Just market. Just know the market right now. That's a great.

Come on, guys. That was good, guys. That's a great joke. Come on, man. We could do that joke. We could do that joke. That's good, bro. Come on, man.

Can we do that joke? I thought that was a good. I don't think there's no reason for anybody to be offended by that. Can we do that joke, Taylor? I missed it. What you got, Taylor? All memes matter.

Taylor is back. Yeah, Taylor, take over. What we got, Taylor. All. memes matter. Well, since we're talking about futuristic right now, have y'all seen the barber?

This ain't real. You don't think so? I saw that. No. I would never put my head on. I was in no way that's real. This is not real. So automated haircut machines. First of all that's the I like the motherfuckers. Oh, that's a girl. This futuristic device is one of the boldest business ideas of our time. A fully automated haircut

machine that delivers fast, keep in consistent headcuts without human barbers. No waiting in line. No appointment, the customer simply walks up, chooses their hairstyle, using a voice assistant, places their head inside, and within seconds, the haircut is complete. First of all, that's how possible, though. Like, look how it's, I don't get how. Oh, nah. You're not putting your head in a thing when it has sharp shit.

First of all, Taylor, this is not real. You do know that. Yeah. But they're trying to say that this is futuristic. No, that's not futuristic. Because whoever made this auto barber bullshit doesn't realize the joy men get going to the barbershop. That's true.

You don't understand the joy. The barbershop is like one of the last safe spaces for men, okay? We go in there, we talk all type of shit. You know, we're watching YouTube videos. There's 90 gay slurs flying around. People are being vulnerable and expressing themselves. Like, the barbershop is like one of the last safe spaces for men that come together and communicate. I don't want to put my fucking head in the machine and get a haircut.

That takes away the experience. That's true. It ain't just about the haircut. It's about the fucking barber, bro. That is true. And we got relationships with our barber. What should tip your barber? Oh, I'm not sure.

That's a good question. You don't tip. You don't tip, yeah. No, I do. I pay him because I pay my barber my... I pay him more than what his regular price is, I believe. You will monthly with them? Monthly.

I pay my barber every week when I go. Oh, you get your hair cut every week? Twice a week. What? What? It grow back fast. Absolutely. Holy, right the week.

And fucking, you know what? Fuck everybody in this room. Because, no, fuck everybody in this room. What? Because, you know. Why she's grow back fast? My shit grow back fast. That's the trigger?

It's a trigger because whenever I leave and say I'm going to the barbershop. Every time I'm going to your facial hair? Everything. When I leave and say I'm going to the barbershop, my seven-year-old and my four-year-old, they all, every single time, for what? Yeah. You don't have any hair? It's like, you have to say that every single.

Like, every single time I go to the barbers. shop is this have to be repeated. It's established. You know why your dad you don't have no head? I go to the barbershop twice a week. That's why? Yes. Does the barber wax you, too?

No, I go waxing is every six. They got to add that to the barbershop. Nah, no, no. Yeah, that'd be fire. That's crazy. That's crazy. I can't get a wax at the barbershop. Just right after the cut.

Nah, that's crazy. That's crazy. Just have the seat full back. That's crazy. Lived Lived in the air? Nah, that's crazy. The only other place I feel safe getting the waxes to nail salon.

Huh? It's not sexual. It's not sexual. Just have your men. You can't do that in the barber shop. I'm telling you, the nail salon is the only other place I would feel safe getting a wax, bro. Just have your man's do it. No big deal.

Not, no. Just have them just wax your dick off. Listen, let me tell you something. Yeah. Can I tell you something? Please. There's a man. There's a man.

There's a man. Sounds like a song. This is a thing. There's a man. There's a man that does you really good waxing. There's a man. I was thinking about the nail salon. There's a man in the nail salon that I go to.

Men do better nails, I think, than women. Yeah, obviously. This is what this man does. If you're in there getting a manicure, right? Yeah. You know, I think he's married to one of the ladies in there. Yeah. Cool, nice little Asian, man.

Yeah. So you're in there getting your, you'll be getting your manicure. They'll come up behind you. Oh, no. And just give you a nice massage. A massage. Just a nice massage. This is in Jersey?

What's wrong with discussing that? Is because you like it too much? Not only do I like it. What I realized that I was in that other day and salute to Envy. I don't know. Envy's wife and his daughter was in there. I was already in there before when they walked in. And so the guy came later and I'm sitting there getting my manicure and I'm like, fuck man.

Man. He's going to come over and massage. I want him to give me the massage, but not while they're in here. Yeah. What does it matter? They are... You know, not why they're in here, y'all. You know, I know they're gonna go back and tell NB.

So I'm sitting there like, man, don't come massage me, please come massage me, don't come massage me, please come massage me. It's great. Because this is dude, listen. No. Because if you don't want him to come while they're there, that means you think there's something wrong with it. No, I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

I just know how it can look optically. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. He's the only one that gives him massages? He's the only one. Touching the right way. They're strong enough.

It's a strength thing. Strong enough for a man, but pH Bounder. For a woman. It's true. It is true. It's Asian man's hands, bro. Because they're like soft but firm and tender. And it's not like it's sensual.

Yeah. It's just he gets all the right pressure points. It's like, you know, because you know, we live with hectic life. So when he puts his hands on you, he can feel the stress or it's just like certain little, ugh. And you just find yourself melting a little bit like, oh. Amazing.

Wait a minute. Yeah. So the only other place you would feel comfortable. Thank you well. I don't want to talk about it. It's in the nail place where the guy who touches you are right with. I don't talk about this anymore. No, no, no, no.

No, but he, this is good. You tip him? I feel like you tip him. I should, right? Yes, you should tip him. Chris, you're probably the only person in the head can relate. to this. Do Asian men not have nice hands when they give in your massage? Beautiful. I can relate to it too. You get Asian man? I'd rather Asian men than,

no offense. Do you tip your colonoscopy? If I could remember the experience, I'd probably if I could remember the experience. You need is a tipping your colonization. No, I was with your guy today, Sebastian. Sebastian, the comedian. Made a Scalco? Yes, I couldn't pronounce the last man, he told us the story about how he was getting the colonoscopy and the girl was telling him how much of a fan she was right before he passed out. Nah. Nah. What you mean?

He was like, yeah, I saw you at the, I forgot where the one of the arenas that he performed that. Hilarious. He was like right before he passed up. He was like, why are you telling me this now? Game over? Huh? I don't know. I wouldn't want.

I want to know you know me, bro, before you, in my asshole. He came over to breakfast club? Oh, yeah, yeah, he was on breakfast club. What is he? He said, y'all got to put, huh? You wouldn't want the person to know you before they put their finger in your ass so. No, bro.

You prefer strangers up yet. Yes. I'm saying, be a doctor, bro. No, I like that. Be a doctor. Yeah, be a doctor. I don't, like, no, because I know you're going to tell people. You might talk about this experience later, bro.

You know what I'm saying? Throw them a little five, ten dollars. A little five dollars. after a colonoscopy? You got to give them like 500 for an application. No, 500 feels like a payment. Just like a little 5-10 for being delicate. Do you feel like you have to...

Yo, thanks to taking it easy on me. Like, what are these, y'all? Like this is like, yo, thanks. You can't get easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Take it, man. You don't tell nobody about this experience. Not even though.

You know what I'm saying? Yo, you were delicate, bro. Like, here's a little something for you. No, I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. Are you and your family? I'm going to give him 69, though. I am. I am. I'm going to give him $6.9.

I'm going to say, I wouldn't give you 70, but I owe you one. That's what I'm going to do. Do you clean up before? Like... Yes, hell, yeah. Before you go get a wax and everything. What do you mean clean up? Wait, you get a wax for your colonoscopy? No. What is going on? You clean up before you go get a colonoscopy.

Yes, you got to make sure your ass and everything good. I don't play that shit. Like, you don't want nobody running around saying you got a fucked up ass, bro. What do you mean? Like, before you go get a wax, our colonoscopy, make sure you shower, make sure everything's clean back there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, what if you poop that day before you go?

Well, I'm not so much. I'm talking about you clean up the hair. You don't have a bidet? I don't know a day, really. All them wipes you got in the fucking bath from here? Never used one. That's insane. Really?

Yeah. That's insane. He's there. Yeah, but show some fucking shit at a gas station restaurant. He's different. Of course. I haven't met nobody like him. This motherfucker will shit anywhere.

Anywhere. You know what I'm saying? Any time, any place. I pull up. How about? Like, this motherfucker will shit. Yeah, I like, I prefer it. The more exotic, the more I prefer it.

Oh, my God. You like a dog. I'm a dog. Like, you go places like, where can I mark my fucking territory? I do feel like that. I don't shit here. I do feel like that. What the fuck is this Taylor gang?

It is Trump and Bubba. Not. No. That's AI. That's why I think. thought at first, but... That's got to be AI. I mean, if you're going to pat a cock.

But that's not how you pat a cock. But why would he do? Does Bill got the most famous penis ever that's for a president? For a president? Oh, no, one of them got a hog. What? Lyndon B. Johnson.

Apparently, he had a fucking piece. Is that what the B stands for? Yeah. Well, I thought Johnson. Ooh, Big Johnson. Lyndon, Big Johnson. Lyndon Big Johnson. Lyndon Big Johnson!

Oh, shit. If I was a porno star, that would be my motherfucking name. Lyndon B. Johnson. Lyndon Big Johnson is crazy. He really had a big piece? Apparently, yeah, and he would walk around naked a lot. You just intimidate people with it. Here's the crazy thing, though, man.

I was kind of glad that this story wasn't true. Well, I don't know if it's true. Now, Mark Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein's brother said that Bubba isn't Bill Clinton. the reason I was glad that was the case because if this was the case do you know his whole presidency would have been defined by blowjobs? It still is.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This would have, I mean, the economy, all of the stuff they did as far as getting rid of government wage, that would have been gone, bro. Yeah. If this was true. Oh, who's presidency?

Clinton, because you would have Lewinsky and Trump. Your whole presidency would have been defined by blowjob, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like that, that would have been fucked up. I mean, that is fire, though. Did we find out who Bubba was, though? Nah, I don't think so.

I haven't even been watching this show. Yeah, of course you wouldn't. Wait, why? Of course you wouldn't. The moment Trump comes out and it says Trump's blowing bubble, now all of a sudden you don't see? No. This right here?

I thought everything about the Epstein Files recently vindicated him. It happened to come out yet. I mean, from what people released. No. Not if they say he's sucking cock. Yeah, but you can't suck cock? Now is the left not progressive? I'll tell you what's ill.

Now the Democrats not believe in gay love? First of all, you know why the Epstein Files came out? Why? Trump said y'all think I'm gay? Oh, no, no. No, no. No, we're not doing it. We're not doing it.

No, no. No. Crinton! Y'all think I'm gay? Nah. Show them how to fuck I get down. Vote. For it.

That's funny. All it took is, are you gay? That's all it took. That's hilarious. That's all it took. What else we got, Taylor, gang? Speaking of, did you all see this where they were talking about Epstein? Yeah, but we knew he got the egg-shaped dick.

What's it even mean? Like, I don't know. That came out early. I didn't see this one now. Remember, he had an egg-shaped dick. Jeffrey Epstein-MJ-inspired egg-shaped penis depple. What the fuck this mean? Make this big a tail-or.

See, I didn't see this. He just, what, this is how you know the algorithms be all over the place. All over the place. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. This is the video that they were talking about in the title. He said Michael got an egg-shaped penis? No, they were asking about his. And the rental industry is paying the price. GMZs all over.

Could you please give us your name? Jeffrey Epstein. Is it true, sir, that, um, You have what's been described as an egg-shaped penis. Form, vague, indefinite, and I'm going to give you the first warning, Mr. Pudman, that these types of questions are not only argumentative, but directed in a manner to embarrass Mr. Epstein. If you continue to this type of question, I'll adjourn the deposition immediately. Sir, according to the police department's probable cause affidavit,

One witness described your penis as oval shaped and claimed when erect it was thick towards the bottom but was thin and small towards the head portion and called it egg shaped. Those are not my words. I apologize. But as Mr. Now, as Mr. Critton has stated that this is a... I'm what I'm talking about. I would have to defend it too.

Because I had to leave the laugh. That was crazy. All right. That was fucking insanity. What was the point of that? I mean, to make sure it's true. I was thinking about something other day, man. It's like Jeffrey Epstein and Jerry Sandusky are like the same person.

Yeah. It's like, yo, like if you look at them, it's like, yo, I wonder what year both of them were born. I'm sure I'm sure Sandusky is probably older. But it's like, yo, whoever created them created a type. Yeah. Anybody who looks like them, you got a monitor, bro. Yeah. Anybody who looks like Jeffrey Epstein and Jerry Sandusky, they look like they come from.

from the same exact tribe. Yeah. Anybody who looks like them should automatically have to register at some type of sex offending. You think that they look like pedophiles? Just look at it.

Just pull them up. Pull up Jerry Sandusky and Jeffrey Epstein. They're actually a year apart. Whoa! No, San Dushky, you got to be way old to this. No, no, sorry. 10 years apart, sorry. That's not a lot.

That's like that's the same model Buick. They don't really look at them. Come on. That looks like Epstein when he'll be older. Yes, pull up Sandusky. Chris. Pull up a pick of stuff. Sandusky Taylor, gang.

Come on. Sandusky and Epstein definitely look. Like, they look like they could be part of the same tribe. Come on, man. Same tribe. You don't see it? I mean... He's just 10 years older. He's old and he's white, so I can't... No, no, no, no, no.

They should have to register to sex defenders automatically, though. Come on, bro. Oh, I see what you're saying. You see what I'm saying? It's a tight, man. It's a little bit. It's a type, head shape, hair color.

It's something there, bro. They have a long face. Long face, exactly, bro. Both of their first name start with Jay. No, I'm telling you, there's something there, bro. There's something there, bro. People that look like him, once you get to a certain age and you start to look like them, I'm just saying, might need to do a little bit of investigation just in case.

Just in case. What else we got, Taylor Gang? Come on, Taylor Gang. Dang. Have y'all? Fair, Bill. Oh. You got some church announcements,

Hedy? Coming up to Rhode Island, Providence, Rhode Island. I told you. One of the most slept-on food cities. Hey, I'm going to be out there. March, I believe it's 18th. If I'm not mistaken,

we can double-check that, but March 18th, you get tickets for that, DeAngel Shultz.com right now. It is the Rhode Island Comedy Festival. So I'll be there, a bunch of other great comedians to be up there as well.

So go peep that. My church announcement this Saturday I'm having my 12th annual Thanksgiving giveaway in Monks Corner South Carolina at the Berkeley High School student parking line from 10 a.m. to 12 p.m.

This year we got turkeys and all the fixings, man. So you can come out there and get turkey and mac and cheese and what else we got? We got stuff in. We got everything you need to make a good Thanksgiving dinner

next week, man. So yes. Join us. 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. Monks Corner, South Carolina, Berkeley High School student parking lot, my 12th annual turkey giveaway. Salute to everybody

that don't give a fuck about Thanksgiving, though. Wait, what do you mean? Thanksgiving don't mean anything anymore. I think the biggest thing for Thanksgiving now is the Macy's Thanksgiving parade in New York City, though. What do you mean Thanksgiving? It doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean anything.

You know, what about the days off? Christmas decorations are already up, bro. Oh, I see what you're saying. Like Christmas, the people are already putting Christmas decorations up. The trees are up. The lights are up. Thanksgiving is like a speed bump on the way to motherfucking Christmas. Halloween still slaps.

Halloween still got all the decorations. You can tell when it's Halloween season. They got their own aisle in the store. The candy aisle happens. This is an interesting point. The spirits go up. It's basically like you throw some pumpkins out and all the, the spirits and the ghosts

and all that kind of shit for Halloween and then you take down the ghosts leave the pumpkins through Thanksgiving but it doesn't feel like it's any different. Not only does it feel like it's not any different motherfuckers is already saying after Halloween is Christmas time. Yeah, that's wild.

Now, I have a suggestion. I think that after Halloween since we know nobody gives a fuck about Thanksgiving anymore, we should get into the it's beginning to, look a lot like Christmas phase. You know, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. So instead of going full-fledged, you know, put the lights up, put the Christmas tree up,

instead of going full-fledged, just little sprinkles here and there. You start to see a candy cane here, you know. Yeah. I don't even think you should get the elves out and stuff yet. Please don't start playing Mariah Carey. You know what I mean? But just little small things that let you know, oh, Christmas is coming, Christmas is coming, Christmas is coming.

Thanksgiving will never get, it'll never get popping like Valentine's Day. It'll never get popping like fucking like fucking Halloween. They'll never get popping like Christmas or New Year. Nobody cares about it. There's not one Thanksgiving. You're forgetting about the history of Thanksgiving now. Ask the Native American that and see how they feel.

Exactly. They're trying to speed past it so no one could talk about it. Wait, wait, wait. Are they still upset about that? Yeah. Are they? I mean, that's why I think they speak I think that's why they speak.

Columbus is Indigenous People Day. What is, what is Thanksgiving the Native Americans? I don't remember. I don't know. But I'm just saying the history of what it was about. All I'm simply saying is

we don't give a fuck about Thanksgiving no more. Nobody does. Let November be all about pre-Christmas. Why is Thanksgiving so upsetting to the Native Americans? I think you should ask that question when it's a Native American in the room. Because I have no idea.

Chris? Well, Asians are kind of Native American. Yeah, you guys crossed the land bridge. Y'all can't be everything now. Y'all can't be Native American. They are. They crossed the land bridge. All right.

What is the reason, Chris? Well, yeah, why are they upset at, I understand being upset at, like, American imperialism. Why are they upset at Thanksgiving? Because it's what happened after? I think the tribe that the pilgrims interacted with, who helped the pilgrims survive through the first winter. Allegedly. Allegedly.

Also allegedly were then ultimately driven off and killed by the same pilgrims. So their generosity was not reciprocated. Oh, that's when they did the small-scale. Small pots blankets? Everything. Okay. Got you, got you, got you, got you. I think it's symbolic more than anything.

That's why I think they speed passage. But it was cool for one fall. For an afternoon. Yeah, for an afternoon. Yeah, for an afternoon. with school, can we celebrate that? No, because it's what happened afterwards. But you know what, though?

Because this is a brilliant idiot. And I'm not saying that this is the case. We kind of do that now. Talk to me. We get together, we eat, we drink, watch a little football, by the time's it's over, we're drunk arguing about something.

Might even be a fist fight. You're tired of your fucking family. You don't walk these other fuckers around. You're ready to go. In a lot of ways. We feel like that. Native Americans. You see what I'm saying?

A lot of ways we feel that. We understand that. I knew I shouldn't have invited you, motherfucker. You come over to our house. I knew you. We feed you and then we regret it. I knew I should have been biting this. Is there anything more Native American than this holiday?

I told you not to let this in my house. Didn't I tell you this shit? We fall for this shit every year. Every year. Every fucking year. Every fucking year. That's why we made the holiday because we understood what the natives went through. We fell for it again.

Oh, he told you he was going to bring the sweet potato pie. And he's going to bring the drinks. Oh, he got some weed. Got nothing, right? You know what I'm saying? You got nothing. No, he bought it over. But now I remember why I don't like this motherfucker.

Why? Because this motherfucker got me drunk, got me high, and he's talking to me about something I don't want to talk about. Some old family shit. Now we're motherfucking arguing. Now I want you to motherfucking leave. And I don't want to spend Thanksgiving with you ever again. The point that I think we're trying to make is on Thanksgiving, we all are Native Americans. Yeah.

We're not the pilgrim. on Thanksgiving. We are the ones that make the food. We're the one, it's not, we're not learning how to make food on things. We're providing the food. We're bringing people over. We're nourishing them.

We're nurturing them. We're helping them out. Pilgrims are those punk-ass family members and friends you really don't want to come over. Because you know them motherfuckers is going to cause problems. You know them motherfuckers is going to cause trouble. God damn, yo, who knew that all of this time we was carrying on fucking tradition, y'all.

This is good. It's crazy. It's true. It takes brinkers. brilliant idiots to fucking decipher things for you. Why we got to explain everything? We shouldn't have to explain this. Y'all should know this already.

What else we got, Taylor? What do you all think about this? This has been a meme. Now, give me the Miss Piggy shit. I'm going to be honest with you. Okay. What is her name? What is her real name?

Nah, you're asking the wrong question. Why didn't show us her? Who is she? Like, who is? I need a description. Because the joke landed. But I need to see the visual of who the fuck was he talking to, y'all. Did you see this crazy?

Quiet, quiet, piggy. See, I like the other one when it's leading up and you hear him talking. He's about to do it. He's calling people a pig? Yeah, he's a quiet piggy. Pig don't slap. Piggy? Pig, pig don't slap.

Calling somebody a pig is like, yeah, but when you say piggy? You don't have mirrors in the White House? I mean, come on, man. I'm with you. Go. God, it's all about who said it first. Bro, dad. What is her real name?

It's her name. Piglets? Catherine Lucy. No. What? Catherine Lucy. All right. Look her up.

Now. Now. You would think, but it's not. That Peggy? Picky? Get the fuck out of here. He said quiet, quiet piggy. He knew exactly what he was saying.

He leaned in, he pointed the finger. He had a little like, like a little glee in his eye. He knew exactly what the fuck he was doing. was doing, I need to see her now. I've been wanting to see her all week. Quiet, piggy. Quiet, piggy is crazy. And piggy only works on a chunky woman.

But if this girl's not chunky, why would he call her that? That's why we got to look and see. Let me see it. What's your name? I texted her. That's why we got to look and see. Piggy only works on chunky women, y'all. Don't ever try that on a man.

Piggy don't slap on a man. But when you call her, nah. Yeah, that's her. No. That's why I think there's something we're missing. Quiet Quiet piggy For her?

She's small Quiet picky Quiet, Nah, that's got about old pictures and stuff Why are you guys Torturing yourselves here?

You said what he said. I said what he said. I was what I'm saying? Quiet piggy. I heard quiet piggy. He did say quiet piggy. It's not like he's bad at this. Like he's actually very good at like

creating nicknames for people. Piggy would have work for Chris Christie. Oh my God. And that would not have in that seat. Yeah, that would, He's probably the only guy that probably would work the quiet piggy. Amazing. Amazing.

Oh, my God. Amazing. That would have been nuts. Yeah, that's, but this I don't. This don't slap like I thought it did. So that's why I wonder, is there something that we don't know? Or is he not talking to Captain Lucy? Is he talking to somebody else who is interrupting this a bigger girl?

Guy is scrambling. His backs up against the wall. I don't know about that, Chris. Chris. I don't think it's going to stick, but he's definitely under pressure. This is him under pressure. I don't, I don't know. I mean, I really don't know.

I'm not saying, I had a theory about the whole Epstein files, you know, that I said much ago where I felt like, you know, traditional conservatives, Republicans were going to use this as a, as like a sort of a coup because it's the one thing that really got the base upset. And it's the one thing that they know if they use to get them up out of there, the base won't be up, be mad about it. I think that conservative, traditional conservatives are going to take the Republican Party back. I think there's a political cool going on right now in the Republican Party that people aren't paying attention to. Oh, interesting. Yeah, I think that this Epstein thing is going to be a way for traditional conservatives to take their party back. I really do.

I think that I think that they know this is the issue that has gotten the base riled up. The MAGA base isn't letting this issue go. and for the first time they know they can, you know, probably take their party back and not piss off the MAGA base. I think, I think, I think they're going to do that. And that still could hold true, but I don't know. I don't think there's anything to see here, honestly. I mean, didn't they tell us over to someone that he was redacting all of the names out? There's nothing to see here.

Yeah. There's nothing. There are, they're off the White House post that the White House, the picture of Trump and Melania. They put up a picture of Trump. That's kind of the final word on it to me. Oh, Melania? Yeah. I mean, they said what they said.

What they say? They're in love. There's no... Oh, I saw that picture. There's no problem here. No, we got to find out who piggy is, though. We need to figure out piggy. Who the fuck is piggy?

We need to figure out piggy. Because you can't give somebody a tin on a joke until you see... You know who he's talking to. Who? No, I'm saying until you know who he's talking to. Yeah. Absolutely, absolutely. Because if this is Captain Lucy, no.

No. Not. What if he's starting to slip in his... Might be. Might be. Now, I will say, I will say, calling a girl of any weight piggy is effective. Still kind of life. It's effective.

It's effective. Even a skinny girl, especially a girl who really wants to be skinny, calling her piggy. You know why that's true? Because a lot of those very skinny women, especially white women, they think anything is fat. Yeah. So they could be, if they used to be.

in 125 and now of a sudden there 132. Oh my God, I'm so fat. Yeah. And you just let a little piggy slip? Oh, my God. She's been thinking about that ever since. I can't keep falling in love with you. You can't help fall in love. I can't help fall in love.

The White House put that, though. No, I think there's plenty to see. I just don't think we're going to see it, is what I'm saying. Is there anything in the files that we'll be able to see? Do we all agree that they should be released? Yeah. Yes, right? We're all on the same page here.

We wanted these things released and we want... Yeah, I mean, but it's like a Wiley Coyote Roadrunner situation. When you catch the roll running, then what? Yeah, but I guess what I'm trying to say is, do we only care if these things are released if they're incriminating to Trump? No. Fuck them all.

That's, yes, exactly. Like, you can go back and listen to our old Epstein commentary. We've been on that on Brueyneedians. Yes. What did we say? Mutually assured destruction for all parties, so many different elected officials around the world, high-ranking corporate people.

And guess what? Fuck them all. If you're in it... It all has to be unredacted. If he just, like, exact all or his name or all the Republicans, then it's like...

But that's what they said over the summer. Over the summer, they said that he ordered the FBI to redact his name and other prominent figure's names. So then we're not going to be happy with that. That's what comes out.

Listen, we're not going to be happy no matter what, but it feels at least we're moving in the direction of maybe getting some justice for these girls and actually figuring out what type of power

and leverage, I've seen that. Yeah, I saw people, no, he's different. That motherfucker. Who the fuck was he? That's what I'm, that's what we need to figure out. He wanted them third body motherfuckers. He might have been. They sent him from another planet. I'm serious. What the fuck was he? Who was he? Why did he have so much control? I knew, I knew some pimps growing up. And pimps had some power because of, you know, who they would be, you know, sending their prostitutes to? But this was some other shit, bro. This was some other shit. Who the fuck was this guy, Chris? He was friends for the most powerful people in the world. He was the guy who used money and access to women to basically insert himself with a lot of powerful guys. I think even more than that. I think even more than that, too, bro. Like, and how come nobody tried to take him down until now?

Like, why did he have to go now? Well, because he was facilitating things that everybody was liking. But it's been around for 30 plus years, but why now? He's been around doing all of this shit in all of these circles, all of these years. Why did he have to go now? Well, that's a... And why is Jelaine his right hand still allowed to breathe?

Well, because she's... Maybe she's a little bit more charitable in her description of what happened. Maybe she's not willing to roll on the people of power. Or maybe it was her job to get Epstein involved. How could the people in the power trust her? And why would they?

I don't think anybody should trust any of them. That's what I'm saying? I don't get it. This shit is weird. We're not going to know the ends out of this shit till like 10, 15 years. He was absolutely a facilitator to multiple governments. Right? Why don't? Well, because when you're attached to the most powerful people in the world, you can get shit done. You think he worked for one particular government? You think he worked for one

particular country? I think it's pretty obvious that he did for multiple. For multiple countries. There's no question he was facilitating things for the U.S. and Israel. Now, is he facilitating things for Israel that are against the interests of the U.S.? Then you get into spy territory. Is he facilitating things for Israel that are in the best interest of Israel and then facilitating things for the U.S. that are in the best interest to the U.S.? Now you're an asset or a facilitator for multiple countries. So what needs to be proven

is that he was doing something to the detriment of America or he was doing something detriment of another country. I get what you're saying. And I understand what you're saying. But wouldn't he have to be working for one country in particular?

It would be a spy yes to be like a real asset yes. Like what would be the benefit of multiple countries using him? Well, because sometimes as a country you can't do nefarious acts through the government officials because it ties them to something dirty. So you have to have people that are non-government officials in order to sell the guns and do the...

I mean, obviously, the drug running and shit that we did in Central America. Like, you can't exactly just do that through CIA guys. So he was just like a mercenary, like a... I think he just knew the richest... I think he just knew the richest people in the world. And then when they wanted to get something done, they're like, hey, do you happen to know that guy?

And he goes, ooh, I know someone that guy. Let me connect you guys. but he had like a fund that you needed to have like a billion dollars to get in or some like insane amount of money there are a lot of epstein's out there there are a lot of guys who move and i mean maybe not with the pimping out of young girls but like there are a lot of guys that know the secrets with access and know where the bodies are buried and know how to connect this person and they you know they're like governments unto themselves they just move around and make connections and you know there's their purpose is what i'm saying like what purpose is power rich and power and power and

So it's selfish reasons. He's not working on behalf of anybody. Maybe both. That's what I'm trying to figure out. Maybe both. I mean, it's very possible both. Look, it's also very possible that like the girls that he was bringing over, I mean, obviously he was hooking up with underage girls himself, right? But it's very possible that he wasn't trying to honeypot the other people.

It's very possible he was just providing girls for other people and it wasn't blackmail for the other people. He didn't even need a blackmail him. He might have had so much power and leverage that he could just introduce these different people and make these different things happen. Right. Now, it's also very possible that every single girl at every one of those parties was purposely underage and he was hooking them up and connecting with these powerful figures so he could blackmail him. And then who is he blackmailing them on behalf of? That's what I'm wanting, though. Like, are you blackmailing Prince Andrew on behalf of the British government?

I don't think so. If they would have described his penis as an egg roll. Who would they be working for? See what I'm saying? Who would they be working for? You see what I'm saying? Who would they be working for? Right.

Oh, what you're going to do now? I don't know. I'm reading Trump's, uh, his response to all this. It's pretty... What, recently? A new one? Yeah. What do you say?

The dog didn't bark because, so Epstein said that Trump is the dog that didn't bite, bark yet. Oh, I looked that up. That was a, that's a saying. That's an old phrase. Right. It's essentially he hasn't made any noise yet. And Epstein's trying to figure out, do I save Trump? In which case he's, because I have the goods on Trump. That's what the email threat is about. I have the goods on this guy. He was alone with one of the victims who's, I believe, since past, they haven't. Virginia Goufrey. Goufrey, who has come out and said that he did nothing. Who has set out, but Epstein saying. And who was employed at Mar-a-Lago.

Right. And I think was the person that Epstein was trying to, like, hire. that made Trump get upset and banned him from our life. But he also, Trump was alone with her for a long time in Epstein's house. Now, I'm sure Trump had a lot of important stuff to discuss with, you know, 18-year-old. No, seriously. Like, I'm sure there was stuff they had to talk about for a long time. Listen, I agree with you.

I don't think we should believe all women. I agree with you. All right. I agree with you because the woman when she was alive was saying something and you're like, we can't believe women. Hold on. You're saying, you're saying, Andrew. He said, Andrew said we shouldn't believe all women, but she said nothing happened.

Well, that's what I'm saying. I agree with you guys. I agree. Chris doesn't believe. They were talking about real estate. They were talking about. Yeah, Chris doesn't believe when women say things. No, I'm saying I do believe.

So if she said nothing happened, you believe something did happen. No, I'm saying I do believe her. I believe her and Trump had this hours-long conversation. I think he's using his sarcasm. No, no, no, no. I think it's going over our heads. Yeah. Yeah, put some more duck sauce on this one, Chris.

People don't know you're being sarcastic. It's a little try, Chris. This is not a time to be sarcastic about the situation like this. What's sarcastic? So you're serious. He said nothing happened. She said nothing happened. He just happened to spend hours with her in Jeffrey Epstein's house.

It's all kosher. Now when you lined it up like that, I get, okay. When you lines it up like that, I get it. Yeah. And they had a lot to talk about. Yeah. She's a massage therapist. He's, you know, one of the richest, most powerful guys in the world.

They had shit to talk about. So it all kind of adds up. Yeah. You know why this is such a dangerous game? It's such a dangerous game because when you play it, when you're a powerful man, you know, powerful elected official, powerful rich man, whatever it is, eventually somebody's going to pull your car.

Yeah. Like I don't feel like these secrets go to the grave with you, especially when you're playing at this level at this age. Because every single day you have to do exactly whatever, somebody who has something on you tells you to do in the moment you don't well they do if you go to your grave early i mean Kennedy's stuff went with him because he he wasn't around now we know all the dirt he was doing but Kennedy's stuff he didn't go to his grave because he wanted to it was also a different time too well the press the press wasn't going to read the press knew everything

that Kennedy was doing and they kind of just kept it yeah that's the other ill thing I wonder how they decide who they want to just clap and who they want to like kill why they're still briefing. You know what I'm saying? Who's they? I don't know who the fuck they is. I really don't know who the fuck they is. You feel like the they in this conversation is hovering right outside of the who's they? I really don't know who they is because we don't even know who the fuck Jeffrey Epstein was working for.

Y'all telling me that he was an independent entity. Like he was a fucking, you know, independent contractor. I thought he was working for somebody. Who's saying that? So he's not an independent contractor. Well, he's an independent contractor who just had a couple of favorite clients. What you're telling me? I think he had one client, really.

Who? This Les Wexner guy. Who the fuck is? No. No, no, no, no. I thought I was about to walk right into your mouth just now, wasn't I? That's what I felt like. No, no, he's the guy who had started a Victoria's Secret.

And he's a billionaire and he was like his sole client, I think, at one point of time. And he managed all his funds and Wexner transferred his house step scene at one point in time in New York. At that point in time was the most expensive piece of real estate in all of New York City. And there's just some very peculiar things about their relationship. And he's still alive and nobody interviews him. He never has to talk about anything. Nobody asks him any questions. Really?

Nobody subpoenas him. Like, don't you think for the sanity of the American public, we would like to get a fucking interview with this guy and just figure out what he knows, what Epsom was doing, what, why he decided to give him power of attorney? You know this is why EFstein is dead, right? Why?

Because if Eftstein was alive, there would be nobody else anybody would want to talk to except for him and probably Jolaine Maxwell. So it's like everything went away with him because ain't nobody else going to say shit. Like this motherfucker would probably be ready to spill all the beans Because his whole life is gone You don't want to die in prison

You know what I mean? Yeah, we got to, yeah But then to Andrew's credit, why is no one even asking about Lex Westwood? I mean, to me he's the key to everything. Like, why is that really? Really? He unlocks the whole thing.

More than Jalaine? Yeah, really. Yeah, because Jalane is either the person that brought him in or she's a person that is just kind of like hired to watch him and be engaged with him. and nudge him in directions,

or she's another victim of his. What about Bubba? You know Bubba, man. Not Bill Clinton. His brother said, but he didn't say it didn't happen. You didn't know it's so funny though.

But this is what's hilarious. This is why everybody's so fascinated with celebrity, right? Yeah. When people thought Bubba was Bill Clinton, it's like, oh, shit. If it's just a strange dick, somebody's sucking. There's nothing.

It's just a random bubble. And they ain't the fuck. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's what I'm saying? That's wild to be. If it's Bill Clinton is a story, it's just like, you don't give a fuck if he's allegedly just out here blowing people? I mean, you should. Wouldn't that ruin the whole strong man, strong leader thing?

Bill's a smooth talker, man. Hey, man. The goat. Donald might have met his match. The goat. That's true. I got to pee. That's true.

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What's one? A question for you y'all, though. Yes. What y'all do you all think about Ariana Grande and? I'm going to see Wicked 2 this weekend. Okay, we got to go see it. What do you think about the memes that's been going on with it? I think it's ridiculous the way that Cynthia Arrivo acts with Ariana Grande.

Like, it don't make any sense. Like, I don't, Wicked One made so much money. Cynthia don't have to act like her PR, her security, her manager. She doesn't, she does, it seems like she's just always doing a little too much with Ariana Grande. Can you give context? Because I don't know what you're talking about. Like, what is this for? Like.

It looks like a fan was attacking. Yeah, but why does this kid got to intervene? There's security right there. I didn't know security. I don't know. I'm going to tell you something about security. Got to start fucking these people up, man. We need more violence, man.

Streets need a fucking body, yo. Because here's the thing. These motherfuckers be doing this shit for entertainment. That little influencer, somebody played me to clip after. he did this, he got what he wanted out of. Of course. Start fucking these little motherfuckers up, man. Let me hear this shit, man.

Saw the kid run out of the Nets game the other day. Fuck him up. What happened? A kid, front row seat, so you know he's paid to start with. How dare he wear a shirt that say Jesus after that? He says, I'm free after being arrested. Jesus would never do what you did, sir. Can I hear him?

Let me hear the clip, Taylor. He wearing a Jesus shirt dabbing in the airport, like, he wants the attention. He was like, I'm free up and get the rest of listen to him. True. Look how cool that is. Yes, finally, I dreamed about meeting Ariana Grande. And finally, my dream became true.

Fuck him up. Yeah. Violence is the answer for that situation. I'm telling you, see, we're not seeing enough violence go viral when people violate people in this manner. When they're assaulted. It's really that simple. I'm at some red carpet for my event.

Wicked Premiere. I'm walking. This motherfucker comes. Totally motherfucking disrespect and disregards my boundaries. Security. Yeah. Fuck them up. Yeah.

Fuck them up. Get in there. Get in there. Get busy. I ain't say, kill him. You, if he going to do a video like that, I bet you do it with a black eye. I bet you do it with a broke jaw.

The crazy thing is that might not even stop it. Nah, that I will. They just need to know that there's, like, stakes. Remember, there was a streamer that he was out in, I think, Japan or something like that. And he would just like do a bunch of stuff. People were after him, he was getting beat up and he was just like laughing. Like he turned that into a thing like, ah, they're not going to get me today and he had black guys

and ever real. Yeah, oh yeah, it might have been Korea. Oh, he got fucked up. And he was still doing it. No, no, no. Yes, he was. I don't even know what you're talking about. He got locked up.

He got locked up. Good. That shit happened too. But when he was getting beat up, he was still treating it. like fun and game. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. He was treating.

Oh, okay. I was on Twitch earlier and somebody kept saying it because I said, I said this on Twitch earlier he thought fucking people up and somebody was like like Johnny Somali.

I didn't know what the fuck they were talking about. Yeah. Yeah, he should get fucked up. And then they went, what do you go to jail for? For doing that, like, because public decency. And we need to see,

scream that. Scream you're trying to guard your butt hole in prison because you in there fucking want to be, want to go viral. Scream, scream that. Show, show to scream that. Show to scream. That's creed that.

The streets need a body or some booty! Jesus Christ. The streets need a body or some booty, bro. What? Fuck them up. See? First of all, in just like in the situation with Ariana Grande, why is there a woman first? Why is the woman security going first?

Fuck these people up, man. Yeah. Fuck them up. No, that shit is ridiculous. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. What's wrong on your voice, bro? My thrill fucked up, man. Blowing bubble.

My secret is out. Blowing fucking bubble, my secret is out. You blowing bubble? Yeah, man. You had nothing to see about Draymond either. Noah Taylor, I missed you. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying it. Asking for asking idiots. Okay. Having to go to everything. This is not what I missed. I did not miss having to ask for idiots, asking idiots 19 million. It was going to go to asking idiots.

But don't you have to do something, mate? I do. I do. Don't let the food bank down, bro. The food bank does great motherfucking work. They're out here feeding millions of New Yorkers. Okay, I am an ambassador for the food bank in New York City. Go out there, give them a hot five, seven minutes.

Let them know your throat hurt. This is how you walk on stage. Walk on stage and say, hey, man, you know, Charlamagne told me that he's an ambassador for the food bank in New York. I'm really tired. You know, I would rather be home. And I know I sound like I was blowing bubble. Daring place goes crazy.

Space goes crazy. I'm bombing. That's crazy. Well, I didn't tell me to do it. They'll laugh because it's Andrew. You think they just laugh because it's... Yo, read me a fucking two-asskin idiots. Do you don't work on stage? Read me two asking idiots.

Let's go. My throat hurts. I'm tired. No, but you're going to go and Charlotte's going to be there as support, right? I might because I got to go to Midtown and do something real quick. So it depends what time I get out of midtime. There you go. There ain't going.

It's for a good call. Yeah, but he already supported financial. All right. I love the Food Bank of New York. In my Pee Poo's, man. They'll love you out there. Did they promote you? I would hope so.

That's why I'm doing. Just let them know, bro. Just let them know you've been sucking dick, and they'll appreciate you even more. Somebody got to eat. Somebody got to eat the meat. Andre, the outlaw, how do you keep friends when you feel like you're outgrowing everything you used to find fun?

I mean, don't you just find fun hanging with your friends? Yeah, I need more details, Andre. Yeah, I don't like Because if you know If your idea of fun was like Fucking robbing liquor stores Yeah, that's You should

They weren't even your friends You guys just were in a gang If your idea of fun was sniffing cocaine You know Or doing some type of hard drug I can understand why you'd outgrow that Or even just drinking There's a lot of people that don't even like to fucking

Drink like that no more Like a lot of people share A lot of people share Momets of Escapism Yeah And they think that that's actually fun. But actually all, it's just a bunch of y'all motherfucking trauma

bonding. Yeah. And finding ways to escape whatever it is, you know, you're dealing with. 100%. You know, because if you, yeah, I don't when you feel like you're outgrowing everything you used to find fun, life should just be fun. Life is fun. With your people. Just being with them. Yeah. And if you and your people are just constantly

growing, that's just more fun. I went out to dinner with all my high school homies last night. Oh, man. How was that? Unbelievable. You picked up with y'allel. left off me. What is that mean? What is that mean?

I'm just trying to figure out why your throat hurts, bro. Next question. That white boy funny. Next question. Hey, yo, speak of white boying. Yeah. Salute to Jake fucking Paul, bro. Oh, my God.

Jake Paul is my kind of white boy. You know why? I love a white boy that's not afraid to die. Yep. Straight up. Shout out Jake. Yo, Jake Paul, let me tell you something. Win a loose.

If you get in that ring with Anthony Joshua, you forever got my respect. You're a real one, bro. I don't believe it's going to happen. It's so crazy. Anthony Joshua, if I'm not mistaken, beat Vladimir Klitsko. Beat Vladimir Klitsko.

And I'm going to tell what's so good about that fight? It's on some rocky shit, bro. Yeah. Because he was down. He got knocked down. It was like, oh, shit. And then it was like, dan, dan, dan.

He just came with a superpower and put Klitsko on his ass. Now, has Anthony Joshua been beat before? Yes. But by other fantastic heavyweights, he's been beat by U6 twice, which some people argue at this point. U6 might be the greatest heavyweight of all time. People put him in the discussion, so he's been beat by him twice. He got beat by Daniel Dubois, another fantastic heavyweight.

Andy Ruiz. He got beat by Andy Ruiz. Now, all four of those people smoke Jake Paul's boots. So the fact that Jake Paul is going to get in the ring when he's, Anthony Joshua, win or lose, you got my respect. I mean, just crazy. But I'm telling you right now, you're going to sleep. If Jake Paul does not get knocked out, I got to start believing some of these fights are arranged.

But I don't think Anthony Joshua and Eddie Herns would ever go out like that. No. That's why I'm saying. That's why if it actually happens, they say it's going to happen December 19th. 18th or 19th. 18th or 19th. The pay is crazy for both of them. If Jake Paul gets in the ring with Anthony Joshua, win or lose, he will have my respect as a boxer forever.

How could anybody not? If he goes the distance, if he goes the distance, the 8 to 10, what is it? It's eight rounds, three minutes apiece, 10-ounce gloves. Anthony Joshua can't go over 245, which is fine because he walks around at 245. I think his last fight against Dubai was 252. if it's a real fight, early second round knockout. Bro, I don't think people realize how big Anthony Joshua is. An action figure.

He's 6-5. Oh, sorry. A action figure. 6-5, 245, 250, a specimen, bro. If it lasts, if he's not knocked out early second round, something's off. Something's off. Because Jake is how it's all. Six foot, six-one?

I don't even know. I think he's a little taller, right? Listen to me. I like that kind of white boy. I like the white boy that's not afraid to die. Six one. Like going there and take on that challenge. But the only reason it's going to go early second round

is because AJ might toy with his food a little bit to first round. No. Second round, night night. Now, Jay can still hit. let's not forget it. Jake can still hit. There is one equalizer. Now, can he knock out heavyweights?

I don't know. Can he hit a real boxer? Can he hit a real boxer? I don't know. Tyson Fury's little brother, outbox Jake Paul. That's a good point. Can you outbox a real boxer? Listen, early second round knockout Anthony Joshua's sleep.

Nate Robinson going to finally get his back. Okay, Jake Paul will be a beam. And I'm still going to respect it. Why? If Anthony Joshua completely watches him, why do you still respect to? Because Jake Paul doesn't have to do this. Yeah, I mean, it's a huge payday. He's not, Jake Paul's rich.

He's filthy fucking rich and he lives in Puerto Rico. He don't have to do this. Right. You know what I'm saying? Jake Paul could have picked anybody to fight December 19th and everybody would have watched on Netflix. We've all been tuning to Jay Paul fight. He do not have to get in the ring where Anthony's at.

There's nothing washed about Anthony Joshua. He's only, what, 35, 36 years old, lost four fights. Did he get beat up his? last fight, yes, but he's got Daniel Dubois is no fucking joke. But isn't that what everybody keeps saying about Jake that he doesn't pick people that are actual contenders? Anthony Joshua was an actual contender.

I know. And Josh was a Hall of Fame heavyweight. But why does he keep your respect if the first time he's going to pick an actual contenders? Because he don't have to go in that ring with Anthony Jones. Yeah, it's not like respect. You're thinking about respect as like an elite boxer. Yeah.

That's not what he's saying. He's respecting as a man. Yes. You're going in the ring with somebody who is one of the best to do on the planet. I'll get in the ring of 40 million. No, you would. No, you would. No, you would.

No, you would not. No, I don't think you would. No, you would. I would. Absolutely. I don't believe it. I don't believe it would. You gave it $40 million I would get to ring with anybody.

Could I thought about that. I was like, when I'm getting the ring with Anthony Joshua for $40, 50 million. And the answer is no. No, you're not doing that out. You might die, bro. You can't change your, yes. Wake up with CTE. Also, you can't.

You can't. You can't take a dive, though. Would you even? Would you fight him? Or he just at dead. No, running the whole time. No, but like, yeah. You can't.

Now you're pussy. Now I don't respect it. Yeah. What you mean? You don't think that's what Drake's going to do? Drake? Drake? Drake.

The fuck is on your mind. But that's what Jake did versus Tyson? No, he didn't. He ran a lot of it. I mean, that was, that, that, they were, Tyson was, I saw Tyson a few times Tyson would, and pull back. I don't know. All I'm saying is Anthony Joshua ain't going out like that.

Eddie Hurons ain't allowing it. Anthony Joshua was pride is different. That's going to be a fantastic fight. And I don't think people realize how big of a start. are Anthony Joshua is in boxing, especially in the UK. This is going to be a huge massive fight. Anthony Joshua has been getting these big-ass paydays,

80 million, $100 million paydays. Like, he is a goat in the UK heavyweight boxing division. Can I ask, is boxing, is it something you can pick up later or is it like any other sport? Like, you either start at a certain age. That's a good question. You can pick it up. Like, you couldn't pick up the NBA yet.

I don't know when Jake Paul started. It's, it is better to do it when you're younger. If you're supremely talented, you can kind of like, you can learn it a bit. But you can always tell the difference between the guys who pick it up late. Technique-wise, you'd be able to tell. Technique comfort, like just natural fluency with it. Like, a guy like Floyd Mayweather's just been doing it his whole life. So it's...

I can walk up to Floyd and do like this and swing. Yeah. Like, I can sneak up on him and swing and miss. Yeah. Bud Crawford. Same thing. Olympic gold medalist two-time world heavyweight champion, man. Yeah.

I don't think y'all realize what Jake and Paul is getting in the ring with. If he beats Anthony Joshua... It's not happening. He can choose whoever he wants in the world to fight. If he beats Anthony Joshua, whoever he wants to fight... If he beats Anthony Joshua, he's an actual body. Well, Jake Paul can choose whoever he wants to fight now. Like, I don't know if this is true, but I saw a list of the names who accepted.

Yeah. It was Jake's choice. Yeah, but Canello isn't going to fight Jake. But if he beats Anthony Joshua, Canello would. You think after the loss? If you get into the India career like Connoa, and Cadello, from what I was told,

I already had Jake on the schedule. He just wanted to get rid of, get his official joints out the way. Like, it's hard to turn down $100 million. Yeah. Just to go in there and fucking do what you do. You know? And Jake Paul, he's a punchable person to a lot of people.

You know, I know what I'm saying? To a lot of people, like, I don't know if he still has that, though. that villain was steep like he once did. Not as much for you. Yeah, I do find that interesting. Like, maybe he doesn't. And maybe, like, from getting respect from

actually fighting motherfuckers and knocking people out, he feels like he doesn't have to lean into it as much. Listen, squabbling gets you respect, bro. Squabling gets you respect. Like, all that trolling and shit, nobody gets a fuck about that. But when you actually get in the ring and mix it up, boom.

Squablin gets you some respect. It does. But boy, oh boy. Early second round. K-O Anthony Joshua. Go back and watch Anthony Joshua when he knocked out Francis Engano. Enganyu. And Francis Nganyu knocked down Tyson Furrit.

And then got decided you wanted to get in the ring with AJ. Night, night. Night fucking night. Shai Mu Kun says, what is your favorite Christmas song of all time? Rudolph. I like Rudolph. Mine too. DMX version. Yeah. Christmas and Hollis.

Let it snow by boys in Maine. D.M. Let it snow by... Let us snow fire, though. DMX, Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, fire. With DMX, sure, yeah. So I printed the lyrics of Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

I know the lyrics. Would you do us the honors of spitting Rudolph the red nose reindeer? You know dasher and dancer and dancer and vixing. Common and Cupid and Donner and blitzin. But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all? Come on. Those reindeer had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw him, you would even say it close.

Come on, come on! All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. They never let Paul Rudolph, Jordan and he rained in one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, come on! Rudolph, which you know so bright, won't you ride my slate tonight? Then all the reindeer loved him, and then shouted out wickly,

Rudolph and nose mean dear You go out of history Forever You go out of history Forever You go out of history What? Fire.

I was there when he did that That happened at Power 1051 Studios Man, Sluuta Vanessa used to be our digital person That was her idea completely It wasn't even Christmas time I don't even think it was Christmas time when she asked him to do that

I don't know why I'm not even joking I don't even think it was Christmas time I don't even know why she asked DMX to do that I don't know how they even got on that conversation. I just remember walking in and just, he was like, what about Rudolph?

He just thought he was doing the shit on the table. Rudolph, Brad. No, he's hitting the beat and everything. And doing his own ad-lips, I was like, yo, that's fine. He did another one. I can't remember what song that was. He did do another one. I can't remember what it was either.

I'm sure we got that somewhere in the archives. I'm sure we got that in that. That was years ago, man. Lever. RIP, man. RIP. Never met a human like that in my life. Really?

Never. In what way? Period. The way he talks, the way he walks. Like, the way he thinks, I've never met somebody like DMX in my life. Really? I don't even think he was from this planet, bloke. Really?

No. Who talks like, that's him for real. Yeah. Like, who do you have you ever met that talks like that? Nobody else in New York talks like DMX. That's true. Like, he was a 101, like, crazy. What's your favorite holiday movie?

Easy Call. Grimlins. Ooh. Really? Grimlins part one. And they're doing a Grimlins three. They already did Grumlins three. No, it's only did two.

Grimless Three comes out next year, our 2027. Really? Yes, man. I thought they did Grimless. No. What's your favorite holiday movies? Ooh, that's a good one. Favorite holiday movie?

Hmm. I like that British ensemble one. Love Actually, I think it's called. love actually I like that one go ahead Taylor he thought you think he gonna give me

with that shit no got me no there is that is one that is a movie that is one that is Hugh Grant

the one was you Grant right that's your favorite one all right this is our last one I thought it was going to be like what is it love actually I would love if you actually put your bucking

mouth around my cock give me another one Taylor What else we got? What else we got? That's right. Yeah, okay. All right, who is this? We can end with this one. Malk underscore Dawson says, Alex, is a man painting his nails and hanging with other men considered flirting?

This is interesting. What does he mean by this? Does he mean like a man going to a nail salon with his guys and they're getting their nails painted together? Yeah. Or does he just mean, I got my nails painted and then I'm just going to kick it with my homeboys? Yeah, I don't know. That's interesting. Yeah.

I mean, if you got your nails painting and you want to kick it with your home boys, it depends how you're kicking it with your own boys. I think he meant, like, all them painting their nails together. I think that's good bonding. Yeah. I don't think that's flirting. I just think it's kind of gay. Yeah. I don't think it's flirting, though.

Yeah, flirting is intentional. What I do? Farting around other men? No, that was my shoe. No, that wasn't just you. Farting around other men is definitely flirting. When have I been brashful about my farts? That's my point.

You like to flirt. When you flirt around another men. Yeah. Anytime a man farts around another man, that is a form of flirting, because why would you want me to know what your ass smells like? And you ever seen that fucking meme where the guy goes, sounds like my size. Smells like my size. Tight, squishy, and most likely well lubricated because of the beans we had for dinner.

You're quite bold. First day in prison and you're already farting. You're singing to me, Bull. I always knew that you coming here was a blessing in disguise. Help! Why are you going to? By the time I'm done, those farts won't sound the same. Did you really think they call me power drill for nothing?

Don't worry. I got your back. Literally. You never seen that shit? No. You never seen that? Every time you fart on the podcast, I tell Dwayne to insert that. No.

Oh, you didn't know? That's amazing. So when you listen back to the podcast, whenever you hear somebody just randomly go, that sounds like my side. That's Andrew Farton. I love that. I love that.

I love that. I got the best farts. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and think we're just a couple idiots

that don't know shit, you're right too. It's a brilliant idiotous podcast. Thank you for listening.