The Brilliant Idiots - Ta-Dum Ta-Dum Dum

Episode Date: March 14, 2026

This week on The Brilliant Idiots, the guys debate the Oscars and why Michael B. Jordan might take home Best Actor, while questioning if Timothée Chalamet is truly a Hollywood superstar yet. They break down celebrity PR runs, movie star mystique, and why legends like Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey still dominate the conversation. Of course, the episode wouldn’t be complete without the usual chaos — from locker-room level debates about bathroom etiquette to a breakdown of NBA stat-padding and the legend of Wilt Chamberlain supposedly sleeping with 20,000 women… and more!! ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: ⁠⁠https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots⁠⁠ Jess Hilarious - Til Death Do We Parent - ⁠Pre Order⁠ 2Chainz - The Voice in my head is God - ⁠⁠Pre Order⁠⁠ The Black Family Who Built America - Cheryl McKissack Daniel -⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Uncommon Favor - Dawn Staley - ⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks- By Charlamagne Tha God - ⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Check out Andrew Schulz - ⁠⁠www.theandrewschulz.com⁠⁠ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" - ⁠⁠https://blackeffect.com⁠⁠ Checks out Alex AM Mornings Comedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Where do we begin? Michael B. Jordan's winning the Oscar Sunday. First of all, let's take a step back. How are you? It's impossible. How are you? How are you? How are you?

I said, how are you? I said, how are you? I'm great. I'm great. Not as great as Michael B. Jordan. Michael B. Jordan is going to win the Oscar Sunday. You know why. Because he's got a great team behind him.

He's got a great team behind him, and he's had a great Oscar campaign. We were just talking about Timothy Shalamee, and I was saying I don't think Timothy Salomey had a good Oscar campaign. We got Tourette's, bro. I just want to let you know. No, he don't. It's a version of it. It's a little bit.

bit, but I didn't, what it is, I forget. But I just want you to remember. Yeah. Okay. Timothy Shalamey. Yes. Hasn't had a good Oscar campaign. Now, the best thing that happened to Michael B. Jordan, the best thing that happened to sinners was hiring that guy to say, nigga, at the Baptist. What a take. That was the best thing. I was the best PR. Let's just slow down for a second. I just want to give you, I just want to give you a little chef's kiss right here. That was the best PR. Because now the Oscar's like, man,

if we don't give it to him. You see what I'm saying? He changed the tie. You get the guy. The momentum was going with Timmy. It was going with Timmy. You get the plant to go there at the Tourette's joint. And that's why they probably left it in the edit, even though they cut out the other stuff. You see what I'm saying? Yields out there. Now he went to Oscar. You go take that little BAFTA. Whoever got

the BAFTA. Michael. No, no, no. He didn't win the BAFTA. Michael won the SAG. Which really, which increased his chances of winning the Oscar. You know what I'm saying? And he won the sag after they hired the guy to say. So are you saying that he should be grateful that... What are you saying?

I'm saying, I'm saying that he's going to win, right? By the way, he should win anyway. I mean, he played two goddamn roles in one movie. He played two twin brothers and made them both very distinctive. That was a phenomenal... It was a great acting job from Michael B. Jordan. But you still got a campaign. Why hire a PR?

Why do you have to campaign? It's just the work should... It should be put some, but you still got a campaign. So why I just hire a PR to book you on a bunch of late night shows, put you in a bunch of magazines, go hire a machine gun, right? Hire a Tourette's guy. Put the machine gun in the fucking auditorium.

Get him on mic because they miced them up. Sit them right by the microphone. And then have two black guys on stage. You see what I'm saying? He was able to hold the Tourette's in when it was just one person. No, he didn't. He said it before, but they were smart. enough to edit all of them out and leave the one when Michael was on stage.

When Michael and Delroy is on stage. Delroy is going to win Best Supporting Actor at the Oscars. But he didn't, he didn't drop the, he didn't drop the E. He did. What you mean, the hard, ER? He didn't say the M word. He didn't, he didn't say it. Yes, he did.

No, before. No, he kept doing like this. I was like, what the fuck is he doing, Netflix? The end for Netflix. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't say the word, so I got to be like, gun done. You know, was that crazy?

And white people started going, Yeah, that's fucking crazy. But listen, yeah. Delroy Lindo's going to win best supporting actor at the Oscars. Michael D. John is going to win best actor to Oscars. Hot take. Delroy Lindo's performance was the best performance in centers.

I don't think. I don't think that's a hot take at all. First of all, let's be clear. Not to say that Michael B. Jordan didn't do a great job. He did a great job, but for Delroy Linda was... Delroy was the best action. There was, I don't care what movie Delroy and Michael B. Jordan would be in. Delroy would be the better actor than Michael B. Jordan. Like, listen, this is the best role that Michael B. Jordan has ever played. Really? He's easily. Over killmonger? Yeah. I love Killmonger, but definitely... I feel like he stole the show. Oh, you in Black Panther.

Hey, Auntie. No. Nah. He wasn't better. I do agree with you. I do agree with you that his character was more compelling. Like, I remember when we first discussed this years ago back at the old, at the radio station, like, I was like, oh, my God. I'm kind of like rooting for killmonger, which is a testament to his like likability, is what you need as a fucking superstar.

But he's not a better acting than Chadwick. You wasn't a better acting in Angela Bath. You wasn't better than you wasn't better than Letitia, right? I thought the role was tricky for Chadwick. I thought like the role of of Black Panther was hard to be like a superstar in. You know, like Tony Stark has just oozing charisma, right? And like Killmonger oozed charisma. I know what you're saying.

But I think there is this thing about Black Panther, which the way the Chathleth wanted to play, which is like, I am poised, discipline, unaffected. It's hard when you're poised, discipline, unaffective, unaffected to just be the superstar performer in a film. Just like Captain America. Exactly. It's like Cap and the matter was kind of mid. Well, like, it's the characters around them that are cool. Cap had more depth only because of the circumstances.

Like being a man out of time, you know, missing out on his love, wanting to be back with his love. Like Chadwick didn't have, Black Panther didn't have those stakes. But if you read the script for Black Panther 2 before you passed away, that would have did it for him. Because it was him and his son. And him and his son, they used to have to go on some type of, some type of, I guess, It's like a bonding retreat, but then somebody attacks while he's gone. So his son has to stay by him, his full side while he comes back to Wakanda to defend against, I guess, name more of him.

I think that was described. I could be wrong, but it was something like that. But just imagine you're at war, but you got to keep your son with you who's may not be ready. He's a young man. He's going to find out, though. That's what I'm saying. Like, that would have been. I think that would have gave that character a lot more, a lot more depth.

So they're not talking about Jacob Allerty. Who the fuck is that? He's the guy who played Frankenstein. Hot-ass Australian. I never seen it. I know it's all. None of these got, none of them are campaign embedded in Cinnis. They just not.

They didn't get called a slur at an award show. They should have hired somebody to call him a slur at an award show. That's the way to do it. Question, if you walk down the street, they're the naked guy. Yeah. And he calls you a gay slur. And you turn to look, but you accidentally look at his dick because he's naked. Yeah.

Are you the gay slur? I think there's like a moment of it I think there's a moment of it he calls you the F word Yeah Big Fraggle maggot You're just walking Yeah

Fraggle maggot You turn And he's standing there naked Dick out And he's naked So you're like Oh shit And he's soft

He's swinging though But is he soft If he's hard We're both that If he's soft I'm the only one doing the gay stuff But you're you get What if you gaze too long

Now are you now The Gay Slur I wouldn't gaze too long I would do, it's like at the urinal. It's like, it's like, oh my God. I've never, no, no, no, no. Come on, come on. You're not looking a little just, oh.

No, no, no, no, I'm not that tall, first of all. So, like, that. But you're close to do it. That's a tall thing to do. You're closer to it. You're talking about a tall thing. That's right there for you. That's a tall thing to do.

Tall people do shit like that. I can't do that. It's too obvious. If I look down in my shit at 6-2, if I look down my shit, I'm looking at both of your shit. No, no, why you're so close to me? Come on. He did guy cold, bro. Separate the urinals.

Sometimes urinals are busy. You're at the game. You're looking down. You see some guy and, you know. You're packing or he's not packing. If he's not packing, I step back a little bit, show my shit off. I was talking to a club and saw a guy shitting in the urinal. What?

I turned around so fucking fast. You know, Monk's Corner is great. That wasn't Monkorn. It was Columbia. I don't even know what's going home. I think we need more infrastructure in America. Salute the Club V-12. You know what I used to go down to V-12.

It was a great club. But I walked in the bathroom one time and there was a guy shitting in the urinal. So, okay. And I didn't see no shit come out. I just saw it, by the way, he might have, not did I think about it?

Yeah. It might have been a woman identifying as a man because he was back up on the urinal and he was doing something that they were either peeing or shit in one or the two. Was there a flourishing trans community back in the day in Montreal?

No, nobody noticed that back in the day. Yeah. So you just thought that there was a guy taking a shit in the journal. Did you bother? Maybe it was one of those things. I turn right back and around. It was one of those things when you walk in,

Yeah, you're like, just not, I'm not doing this man. Revolving door, baby. He just, whoop, yep, I'll come back to this later. You had no Tourette's, nothing. Nothing. No commentary, nothing. Whoa, like, you're just like that. Like, literally walked in the door.

So I'm shit in the urinal and turn right back around. Like, literally like, nope, because something's going on in there. Yeah. And I don't need to be a part of. Okay, this motherfucker is, he's on another level. He's high, he's drunk. Something's going on that I don't need to be a part of, y'all. Because number one, you're a maniac if you shit in the club.

No, I've shit in a club. I mean, you shit anywhere. I sit anywhere. Yeah, you don't count. If I got a shit, I shit. If I got a shit I shit. No, you're disgusting. Wherever I am, I shit.

We know. But why is that disgusting? I don't understand why that's disgusting. You shit anywhere? I'm like Schultz, like a baby Schultz. I don't even know it. I don't know. But yeah, it's like if I got to go, I got to go on that one.

If you don't have a choice, you don't have a choice. Exactly. Like, you guys can hold your bowel movement. My bowels are very timely. Like, I know I shit every morning at 8.30. Oh, really? Yes. And then, like, if I eat, I shit, you know, a couple hours later.

Like, I know my bowels. I got two every morning. Two? Yeah, I got two every morning. I got one and then another one, like maybe 20 minutes after. No, 8.30 is mine. 8.30 in the morning, I'm good. Like, everybody know my routine.

You know what I'm saying? And I'm back to do what I got to do. Then I'm my shit again around 12, 12, 12, 30. It's like clockwork Guaranteed How about wifey? What's hers? I don't know We got two different bathrooms

I had to get two different bathrooms On purpose Oh really? Oh yeah That's the part of marriage Nobody talks about No You don't like following it up

You don't like going back to bed No no no Seed is nice and warm No No Smell that Women don't get enough credit For how bad these shit to be smelling

Bro Damn I'm telling you bro Like we men get shamed All the time women are crazy yeah man

like crazy women yeah yeah like no no no no no no no no no yeah I know

like God gave them a different sanitation system bro like that yeah like our shit is like bearable it's more recycling whoa there's garbage

whoa whoa so if you're working I want you all this thing about that if you work in the office right especially if you work in the office like around 12,

30? Yeah, you're gonna fucking go through it. Just stand by a woman's bathroom. Yeah. And when people just go in and open the door in and out. My God. Crazy.

My. And they walk out all beautiful. Like, they just didn't fuck it up. No. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's just, yeah, she's rough. Yeah. So if you can, you know what I'm saying?

Try to get his and hers even at the house. It is nice to have that extra bathroom. You know what I'm saying? It is nice. You know what I mean? Can we just assess this Timmy Shalamee situation here? Timmy Shalemay, he blew it, bro. Tell me why you think.

I think you might have started this, to be honest with you. No, I didn't. I just haven't seen anything that he's done during campaign season. And whenever I get sent stuff like this, this Matthew McConaughey, hey, Timothy Shalame, people just send me stuff in the group chat and be like, yo, Timmy's blowing it. So here's a thing.

Is White Boy at a month a curse? Ooh. Ooh. Who was before Timmy? Tell me who was before Timmy. I don't know. But like whenever someone gets white boy at a month, I feel like almost immediately afterwards,

they get not canceled, but like soft canceled for saying something inappropriate, which ain't even that bad. But I feel like white boy at a month is like, okay, you've peaked in cultural cool for a white dude in America. And there's nowhere to go after the peak, but down. So it's like you almost don't want to ever accept

a boy boy in a month. I think he's a perfect example. He did this like amazing rollout for the movie and it's just like you don't you don't want people to know too much about you, though. Like I don't know nothing about Leonardo Caprio. I don't know nothing about him. I know that he likes girls that 25 and I know that he likes the environment. I don't know nothing. I don't know what his favorite food is. I don't know where he likes a vacation. I don't know if he likes tacos. Well, he grew up in a different culture too. Like Timothy's growing up in podcast coaches. So he's sitting down having these long-form conversations that he probably shouldn't be having as a movie stuff. Entertainers, here's our advice.

Stay off a podcast. You don't want to do no podcast. You don't got to do a lot of... You don't want to do none. If you're an actor and you make your living acting, they really don't need to know nothing about you but the characters you play. And you will have a long career. Also, I feel like this movie... How many movies you did?

Son, I'm the perfect example. I be pissing people up every week. You don't think my agents is trying to get me to stop podcast. You're too late, right? You got 15 years of- That's it. You got 15 years of catalog. We're already in a gang.

Whatever they want you. Blood in blood out. Whenever they want to fucking race some hell, like, let's go through this catalog. Let's go through this catalog. We got six hours of shit talking for 12 years straight. Come on, man. Come on, man.

Come on, man. Come on. Come on. Come on. Now the only way is through. Stop. The only way is through. Stop.

Try to leave them. Now, oh, you think you leaving our shows? No, it ain't happening. Oh, no, no. No, it ain't happening. Staying right here. Right here with the rest of y'all. Okay, okay.

Wait till Screef by the two come out. I got some for you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right? Oh, I know how we can get him. We're going to get him in 50 together. Oh, yeah.

We're going to do something. Oh, okay. People are plotting right now, but it's not going to work. Listen, here's the thing with Timothy Shalamee. Also, in a way, this movie came out of nowhere. Because all of a sudden, it just comes out, and then it's just all of a sudden, beloved and winning all of these awards.

He did an amazing press front. We got to give him credit for the press front. I didn't even know he had a movie out, bro. I just thought he was cool Timothy Shalamey that people like, I think that you're lying. I don't even know the name of the movie, bro. I think you're lying. I don't.

That's one battle after another, right? No, that's Gianna. What was Timmy in? Thunderman. It's a ping pong movie. Come on. Marty Supreme, Marty Supreme. Marty Supreme.

Pink pong, bro. That's, yo, I'm telling you this is really cultural because black people did not care about this movie at all. And- But he did such a great marketing campaign that like, can we just- Every single white person knew ran to see- Every white person knew about this movie. Yeah. He tapped into like the hipster whites.

He tapped into the traditional whites. He got the white boy to mother shit. We came and did a podcast and Charlemagne was hating on him for saying he was trying too hard. Nah, he wasn't. Yeah, you're supposed to try. Oh, no, no, no. That's when he did this shit with Kendrick. Exactly.

He was like, yo, I felt like I was going to get shot. He called and he was like, all right, let's just meet you in a car and let's just roll. I was like, all right, let's do it in the GNX, you know? And then my white ass, I was like, wow, he's in the middle of this beef. I was like, can you imagine if this is how I go out with Kendrick? Oh, you shut the fuck up, Timmy. The second after you said that, I literally told all the guys in office, I was like,

ooh, Timmy's doing too many pods. It was the first. I literally told everybody's honest. I was like, oh, he's talking too much. I know it. I know it was 20. Bro. Yo, you've been with us in the trenches.

You've been around like killers. Real, yes. And you never acted like that. No, I acted gay. I just threw them off. They didn't know what to do. I didn't know what I just ratchet up my gay. And they don't know what to do, bro.

There is no gang member out there that can thug out gay. Let me be clear. When I stay in the trenches, we went to go see Duval one time at Howard University. But just hardly the trenches. No, no, no. That's not the trenches at all. But the people who came were there were some really official.

We had some real guys. Some really official people. And Andrew didn't say things like, oh, my God, if he's going to get shot. And we weren't on the saying no commercial. Okay, we weren't shooting no TV show. This guy's on the set of a commercial with surrounded by security.

He's just trying to be funny, for his life because of a Drake. He's just trying to be funny. But again, this is what happens when like you go on a run where everybody's, He's talking about how fucking cool you are and how much you know about everything and it's awesome and there's only one way to go down.

And when you talked about it on the pod, I was like, oh, shit, it's starting to turn. Because the American people can only take so much, oh, this guy's really cool before we want to tear you down. That's just the nature of who we are. That could be true too, but also this interview right here, Variety and CNN with Timothy and Matthew McConaughey,

it really reminds you or just shows you what Timothy is not yet. Not saying he can't get there. But when you see him next to like a super movie star, like a Matthew McConaughey, it makes you be like, he's not there. He's not there yet. He just gave his opinions on ballet and opera.

But if that was Michael B. Jordan with Matthew McConaughey, those are two movie stars to me. Like you look at them like, those are two. If Leonardo DiCaprio's in with Matthew McConaughey, you're like, those are two movie stars. What do you mean by that? Explain what you're trying to see. He don't feel like,

a movie star yet and it feels like Hollywood is trying to force it. Almost like, almost like the NBA wants another white, like the NBA wants another white superstar. But the NBA never forced it, right? It feels like Hollywood is forcing. Nah, you hate him, bro. You're hating on Timmy right now. You're just saying that because he's a Nick fan.

He's from New York. If you were from Cali, you wouldn't feel this way, bro. Can you not post Malone him, bro? Just let him have a career, bro. This, let him. I'm not saying he's not. No, you're trying to post him. Charlaman picked on me and shit, and, you know, it's whatever.

He don't like me. Post Malone is trash, man. By the way, I'm saying he can get there. It's just right now, everything feels a little forced. And when you see Michael B. Jordan, Michael B. Jordan looks like a full, finished Hollywood movie star right now. You are post-Maloney to me. Timothy Game ain't developed yet. He ain't there, bro.

Simmy's never going to go to a basketball game again. He's going to be going to golf outings and other ways. Go to pay him. Go and do some fucking pat out Pat out Pat out! That's what I'm going to call that shit Pat out

I'm just saying he's not a fully defined You're a star Timmy You just got to go away for a little bit Nah bro Michael B. Jordan's not doing any podcast Nothing. Movie stuff That's what I'm saying

You gotta go away Star And Hollywood likes Michael B. Jordan People like Michael B Jordan People like him Just you because he became white boy the month And anytime anybody gets the white boy The month crown, you gotta knock it off their head

You buy you posting him, bro You turn Post into a into a superstar You turn Post into a country rock super All I asked Post was You killed one of the greatest white rappers in history All I asked Steve, we love you Posting I just want to know the ass post what he's doing For Black Lives Matter

What have you done for White Lives Matter? You know what I mean? What have you done for Ukraine? What have you done? No, what have you done for Ukraine, Charlotte? What have you done for Ukraine? Come on. Listen, I think Timothy is a developing movie star.

He's a star. Give the kids a small. A star. Okay, okay, boom. You're taking care of two kids in a name. Hey, hey, a star. That's a star in anybody's book. But guess what?

Guess what you got to have? Kylie have kids with, uh, with Travis. Listen, he's a star, but guess what you got to be? Superstar. Matthew McConnell. What's the fuck of that? I thought you're smelling out, Nick. Yeah, watch.

He hit him with the Dundas. I'm like, what? You're right. McCona is a superstar. Shout to McCona. Yo, can you tell me like three McConaughey movies? Hell yeah. All right.

Motherfuck. One of my favorite movies ever is Fralty. Okay. I love frailty. Um, I don't fucking know. I can't. I'm thinking about them in my mind.

The shit, uh, boom. When he's beating on his chest Don't you don't you don't you I can't remember I can't remember him Feraltty's one of my favorite movies of all time and I'm so mad

that when we interviewed Matthew McConaehani on Breakfast Club he didn't have no fucking Fralelty talk Hey Timmy I love fralty You're right one of a month

name three Timmy movies Say again Name three Timmy movies Interstellar He wasn't an interstellar Yes of course He's a kid in Interstellar Yes he was

He was a kid in Interstellar Dune Marty Supreme I don't I remember Interstell He's the kid Look at Matthew Moore. He's McConaughey's son and Interstellar.

He sees he's he's son now. That's my whole fucking point. He's McConaughey's son now. Okay? Timmy, man, got this, bro. You got this. All right?

Oh, yeah, Estella. Oh, the gentleman's club. Oh, the laws wait. No, what was the one when he was beating on his fucking chest? That's Wolfram Wall Street. But he was in that old. God.

No, no. McConae is a legend. No, let's not even. Prelty, my favorite, though. I mean, interstellar is one of the greatest movies ever made in history. Interstellar is good, but frailty makes you question not because of Tim. No, I'm talking about McConaughey. Frailty is, frailty is think pieces now.

If you ever seen frailty, like, because frailty is the movie where you don't know what good and evil is. It reminds you of that Bible script. I think it's Isaiah 520 that says, whoa to those that think light is dark, good is evil. Because you're watching, and I don't want to give it away. I want everybody to actually go watch Ferretel to do it's really that fantastic. But it makes you question morality and makes you question what is considered good, what is considered evil. Because if I'm killing people, but you know what I'm saying?

I don't want to give the movie a way. Eh, fuck it is Fralty. We've been up for 100 yet. I didn't see that already. You ain't seen it? So what? It's like we giving away the end of Titian. Go, go, go, go.

In the movie Fralty, Matthew McConaughey. and has a brother and he has a father and the father now you got a fake like Matthew McConaughey so you can shit on Timmy man when they're young they go around

no they go around and they're killing people and so the one son you know you think the one son is the good guy throughout the whole movie because he's looking at these guys going around murdering these people

but what you find out is they're murdering pedophiles they're murdering rapists they're murdering people who've killed like the mom and shit like that you know what I'm saying Alex is covering his ears.

And God is telling them to do it. Got you. And so the father ends up getting killed by one of the other son because God told him to kill the son, told him that his son is the demon, but he was not listening to God. Got to listen. And so at the end of the movie,

because Matthew McConaughey continues his father's work as he gets older. And at the end of the movie, they're almost about, they think they got him and they think they catch him, but they're looking on the camera and it's like you can't even see it's all it's all like god was protected the whole time it's ill y'all it makes you just think about like spirituality and what's good what's evil what's god what's the devil like the point is is if people hate you because you say that

ballet or opera is not as popular as it once was it has just become trendy to criticize you and that's what happens with the internet right it's like trendy to love you like it was trendy to say oh my god tim he's white boy he's the best he's the best this guy's the greatest promo run ever and then all of a sudden, when somebody out there was critical and it became popular to be critical, you have all the people climb on and now. He's powerful. He's powerful, man. The whites have done this.

Yeah. That was all whites come up. I feel like the white, no, now the whites follow you. No, no, no, the whites been doing it. The whites do what you say. You're the leader of the whites, come. You're the leader of the whites. Press play.

You are the leader of the whites. And I don't want to be working in ballet or opera or, you know, things where it's like, hey, keep this thing alive, even though it's like no one cares about this anymore. All respect to the ballet and opera people out there. I just lost 14 cents in viewership. But, um,

I just took shots for no reason. That's not a shot. I hear what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So. See, Matthew, Matthew just let him hang yourself. Yeah, I'm saying? You just shit on ballet and opera. For what?

Michael B. Jordan wouldn't know. Michael B. Jordan didn't even shit on the terrest crop. You know what I'm saying? Michael B. Jordan He didn't even say By the way, Michael B. Jordan hasn't said nothing. Superstar.

That's what? Superstar. I'm telling you, Leo, we don't know nothing about Leo. Superstar. We don't know nothing about it. Can you guys tell me one thing about Leonardo DiCaprio? You're talking about superstars, bro? Can you tell me one thing about him?

You can dig. Between the ages of 18 and 25? First of all, you put an 18 on them, which is, that is animalistic. We saw, we saw the chart. That is disgusting. That was back in a day. He's matured of all the women these days.

He's matured. He's matured. How old was he? It's between 23, 27 or whatever like that. Y'all are crazy. Now, for you to do that, that was, that was. I'm just going by the chart. Can you try to file that chart?

Hey, look at that. Leo wasn't in the files. The first of the first one. You don't need someone to procure. So, Leo. Like, come on. Look at all the people he did. That's 1999.

18, 19, 20, 21, that's what they. That's what they did. That's what they did. Exuring pussy. Don't procure no pussy. That's what that's crazy. Look, there are people who do that. Leonardo.

I know you're not hating on, I know you're not hating on his lineup. I know you're not hating on his lineup. I'm just saying. His lineup looks exactly like. What's wrong with? He dated all. Bro, 25, he dates 25-year-old women, bro. Can we just let my man live?

That's eight versions of the same person, yo. He got with Jacelle Bouchdon. So he can't have a. have a type? That's Tom's old, that's time's old wife? You got to pass through Leo, bro. That's the food. Wow. Yeah, that's the Lincoln Tunnel. You want to come into the city. You got a faded soul. Listen, shout out to Leo, man. The Leo Tunnel. The Leo Tunnel, yes. Come on, bro. Okay, Jacelle, who else is up there? Who's that? Lake Lively. All of them. All of them. These are just the ones that are known. All of them. Miller Monroe, Nina, Ogdahl,

Kelly Robon, Tommy, and Guy. I'm going to be honest with you. I only know Jacelle and Blake. I don't know any of the rest of these people. Who are the rest of the people? Who are the rest of the people? Listen, they're fine individuals, beautiful women with incredible personalities and perspectives on the world.

Okay. And he probably has a deep romantic connection to them. It has nothing to do with their age. Like, let my man live. Salute the Leo. Superstar, by the way. You know, you know Al only jerks off to age-appropriate pornography? I would hope so.

Al only jerks off to 37-year-old women when he's looking at porn on the internet. He doesn't jerk off to no 25. I close my eyes and jerk off to my wife. That's it. You know how you know, you look at the age. If you look at the age. How you close your eyes? She's right open your eyes.

You look at the age? They don't tell you the age on Pornhub. What they actually, actually they do it. It knows the videos I don't click on. When it's a stupid shit like. Barely legal. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know about that. Step daughter. You know what I mean? Barely legal. No. No, nobody got time for that shit. Leo was born in 1974, so Leo's what? Uh, 50, what is he, 52?

No. 51? My man got a lineup, bro. He got a lineup. I don't know any of these women, bro. Oh, I know Naomi Campbell. Give me more. Okay.

Come on, bro. You guys are really- Naomi Campbell. You guys are really hating? Like. Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra? Okay, okay. Guys, guys.

Lindsay Lohan. Is him and Derek Jeter and then nobody else? Like, let's just call it what it is. Rihanna? Nah. Yeah. Wow. I didn't know that one.

We're talking about the goat. We don't know if this is true, though. I'm just saying we talk about the coach. Leo's the type of guy. He got such a reputation if he just gets spotted with a woman. You know what I mean? No, you're right. They probably was just getting Froyo.

Yes. No, you're right. New York City. New York City. That's what we do. Fucking Froyo with Leo, man. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Shit happens. Leo, listen, you're on. You are on Charlemagne's list now, bro. I already see. I- Fuck with Leo. Yeah, but I see it. No, no, no. Leo body of work, too.

Leo body of work is too amazing. You can't fuck with Lee. You can't really, you can't really fuck. You, you can't really fuck. You, you're, you really just hate it. Like, seriously, come on, come on. You got Wolf of Wall Street. You know what I mean?

Motherfucking. Romeo and Juliet. What was the shit? That's my, that's my shit too with the spinning top. What's that? Oh, yes, yes. Inception. Inception.

Inception. You know what I mean? Leo got some joints. Don't look up. Love it. One of my favorite movies. Django? Come on, man.

He didn't fuck with Leo. You bugging. I mean, it was good. It was a lot of N-Word. But it was the time. It was a lot of the time. I mean, if the movies, it's a period piece. I hate it.

I hate it when people was having that stupid argument. Like, oh, he's saying N-WRour? It's a period piece. He's supposed to be a heinous figure. He was a slave master. Like, what the fuck? You want him to be a progressive slave master? Wolf of Wall Street, Hollywood.

You man, yeah. Revenants? Oh, shut her. Departed. Come on. Yo, he got a bough by a bear! I don't know why people put the . Why would people make people make it sexual?

That's what I don't know. It wasn't, he didn't get a bitch. I think the bear just mauled him. Oh, no. Nah, it was supposed to signify a ruck. Oh, he was just fighting for his life. Catch me if you can. You don't think people in prison don't fight for their life?

They do, but they weren't in prison. They were in the woods, bro. They were in the forest. Yo, and these women chose the bear after seeing that motherfucking movie. Isn't that that crazy? The fucking bear, R. Leo and these women out here choosing the goddamn bear. That shit is crazy.

Pull it up. What women chose the bear, Charlemagne? A lot of women chose the bear. They always chose the bear over the minute. No, Leonardo DiCaprio is not by a bear. Nah, I can't go with that. I got to go with mine. Brutal mauling.

It's like, eh. Anybody can get mauled by a bear, but you don't win an Oscar unless you got rape. See, right there. It says Descartes, the Revenant director. on Leonardo DiCaprio's bear rape scene, why didn't I think of that? Meaning he didn't, meaning he didn't think of it.

What did you win, Nosco for the acting? This changed my whole view of the movie. Here we go. Hey, Leo. What you mean? Leo, he got his sights set on you, Leo. Leo, don't do a podcast.

Leo, do not do a podcast. I'm just saying this changes my whole view of the movie, bro. I pray for you. No, I just changes my whole view of the movie. By the way, even if women saw this movie, you still shouldn't choose the bear. The bear mauled him.

Even if it's naive, the bear mauled him. You want to know something crazy? Yes. The bear was 24 years old. They brought it a 35-year-old bear. He was like, I can't be seen near this. See, I was the only person who thought this. What is this headline?

I said, studio denied report that Leonardo de Carriot was raped by a bear in the revenant. I'm not the only person who thought that. You are. Everybody thought that. It was a thing. I don't get why it was a thing, but it was a thing. There's a deleted scene, bro. Because I remember I seen it.

Charlemagne? What? What? I've seen it, man. There's hate in your blood, John. I've seen it, bro. There's hate in your blood. No, I seen Leo and Smokey getting it in, bro.

Smokey told him only he can prevent Farras by it, bro. You got to put this game out. Okay. I'm telling you, bro, I saw it, man. I saw it with my own eye. As anyone who has seen the movie can attest the bear in the film is a female who attacks few glass because she feels he might be threatening her cubs.

A Fox spokesperson said in his statement, entertainment weekly there is clearly no rape scene with a bear. Okay. And if it's a female... Yeah, whatever. All right, whatever. We're saying all that to say, Michael B. Jordan's winning the Oscar this...

I think after your description, he might got it. He's going to win. His campaign has been better, and they went out. They went for it. When you hired a dude with Tourette to scream the N-word, they went for it, bro. They did go for it. They got to.

Come on, man. They went for it. They exhausted. All the options, bro. Give them this fucking respect, yo. Yeah. You want to pay some bills? Yeah, let's pay some bills. Okay, let's pay some bills, man.

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Listen, man, it's a great event. We'll see you there. And also, I just got this text. Salute to my guy, man. Two-Chane. You know, Two-Chane's book, the voice in my head is God. It came out last week via my book in print,

Black Privileless Publishing. And thanks to all of you, he's made the New York Times bestsellers, man. So you can add another accolade to Tuchin's amazing resume. Grammy winner, okay, New York Times bestseller, platinum recording artists, big entrepreneurs. Salute to my guy, Two Chains, man. That's what I like to see.

I wouldn't be in the Crystal business if it wasn't for two chains. You're in the Crystal business? Oh, Crystal, the franchise. Oh. franchise. You know what I mean? You got to stay that different. Crystal.

No, Crystal, the fast food franchise because he puts you on. He's the creative director for crystals. And I remember a few years ago, Duval had a bunch of Crystal burgers at his Duval day. And I was just like, damn, I ain't seen Crystal in a while. Where you get that from Duval? And he was like, you know, Tuchin, you know, Tuchin, he's like, too chan fucking with him. And I'm like, word, I just hit Chains up to see, you know, he's the creative director. But then Chains, you know, put me up, put me in touch with my guy, Jonathan, who runs the whole holding company.

And I was just like, you know what? This sounds like something I want to put some... So how does that work? I want to invest in. Like, when you open up a franchise, like, who hires the people, who trains? They got a holding company. So essentially, you pay them to own it. They do all the hiring and management and everything?

Yeah, I mean, of course, you know, in a place like South Carolina, if I want to get a few people hired, I can definitely do that. You know what I mean? But, yeah, they... But it seems like... They handed a build-out and everything. Everything. Hand of the build out, the staffing, everything. And then they share in the profit, or you pay a franchise fee?

Yeah. So they're incentivized because they get their fee by having it, and you're incentivized because you get to own this. That's right. 100%. It's an interesting model. 100%. Salute the crystal, man.

Salute the crystal. We got two of them in South Carolina right now. We got four more opening up. Four more. Yeah, we're doing four more. We're doing six. You bought six. Yeah.

But I'm only in that business because of two-cha. And so, you know, like to me, man, that's how you're supposed to always do it. That's how we should always be working and communicating with each other. You know what I mean? The fact that he could put me on the crystal. And then I, you know, like, yo, two chains should do a book, right? You know, he got so much knowledge and wisdom to share. Now he's a New York Times bestseller, you know?

So salute to my guy, Tochames. And guys, if you're in New York this Monday, March 16th, I have an amazing comedy show. We have a crazy lineup. We got Ricky Viles, Cam Patterson, Natalie Friedman, and just to name a few. If you guys want to go, head down to Cancelledcomedyx.com. Get your tickets there. I'll see you guys at the show.

And if you haven't heard, I have a new show. It's called A.M. mornings. Check me out every Sunday live at 11 a.m. Eastern. It's a live calling show. I want to hear from you guys. So, yeah, that's A.M. Mornings on YouTube. See you guys there. What did you think of BAM dropping 83, baby?

I'll be honest. I don't really care. I mean, it's an amazing. amazing accomplishment. He's got to feel incredible about what he did. But, like, regular season basketball, really not him for me right now, guys. I don't know what's...

Men's basketball sucks on all levels. We're not going to do. Men's basketball sucks on all levels. I've been telling y'all for the longest, how many years have I been singing the praises of women's basketball and just telling you it's more exciting, okay?

They treat the game better. They still play fundamental basketball. Like, yes. Okay, salute that the SEC women's tournament was fucking incredible. Women's basketball is still smoking shit right now. Can you just acknowledge that the reason you don't like men's basketball is because the best players are white? No, that's not the reason. It's just not that good.

Just say what it is. Bam, dropped 83 points. And by the way, like 83 is 83. That's a tough thing to do. Yeah. He went to the free throw line 43 times. 43 and hit 36 of them. And I think he had like six three-pointers.

And then like it was just garbage time in the fourth quarter where he was trying to break the records. So they was like filing to slow the clock down and stuff like that. This is my thing. I respected 83 as 83. My only critique is the lack of sportsmanship. Because they was blowing the fucking wizards out.

There really was no reason for him to be in the game. This sportsmanship thing is so stupid. Like, this like, oh, at the end of the game, you have to, like, dribble out the clock instead of take a shot. And it's like, why not? I've been sitting on the bench the whole fucking season. You put me in with one minute left.

It was my dream, my whole life since I can remember picking up a basketball or playing the other. Y'all got etiquette in the comedy club, there's certain things you don't do. You know that. You don't go in front of people. You don't run the light. There's certain things you don't do as a comic and stand up.

They respect. Yeah, but we're all. Respect the game. We're all getting. on stage. Also, respect the audience. Respect the people that are paying to watch. They don't want to see you dribble out the clock.

They want to see you dunk a ball. They want to see you cross someone over. They want to see you hit a three. A stand-up comic who's new to the scene. Yeah. Gets a chance to come into the cellar or Rogan's Club in Austin. And they're like, you got five minutes, bro. We got Shots here tonight.

We got Theo Bunn. They would never tell you. You ever. Listen, they got all of these. Chappelle's in the house, right? Yeah, yeah. So they say, okay. Hey, Donnell, you got five minutes.

Don't you run this fucking light, Donnell. Right? We love you, Donnell. Donnell runs the... I'm just saying, Donnell runs the light. Everybody's mad, but Donnell's like, I don't get burned. Look, the big dogs. That's not the...

Bam was on the Olympic team. Yeah, that's not the parallel. I'm not talking about Bam. I'm not mad of Ben, but I'm just saying... I'm talking about the guy... It was a blowout. I'm talking... The parallel would be if a comic went on

and then the club told the comic, hey, it's the end of the show. Don't really do any funny jokes. Just kind of stand up there. The people in the audience would be like, yo, do some funny shit. When they're dribbling out the clock for the last minute,

you don't think the kids at the game want to see them go at it. They don't care if there's a minute left. Their favorite basketball players are on the court. They want to see them dunk on each other. They're not going, some eight-year-old at the game is and go,

wow, what amazing sportsmanship, how they dribbled out the clock. Fuck that. Play to the end. I just thought he's laughing. You think MJ's not playing to the end? His last 13 points in the fourth quarter was like, ugh. It's like, eh, you, like, you didn't, you were trying too hard.

And you weren't even, like, they were filing. And it's just like, it was just weird. It was just, I wasn't mad at the free throws, though. You can't be mad. People fouling you and you go into the line? You take your shots. I'm not mad at that. I wasn't mad at the 80.

I'm not mad at the 83. I'm not one of them people that's mad at Bam getting the 83 points. Okay, when Will bang's 20,000 girls, was it? You didn't think the last few thousand they weren't stacking the deck a little bit? I don't believe. I think 20,000, girl. How many do you think? I just believe that.

I just don't think that's possible. I think he fucked a lot of women. Nah, you hate it. 20,000. You can't let Will win, bro. 20,000. You know how much women 20,000 is, bro? It's only 365 days in a year.

20,000? Talk about Will. He was like the first real NBA player. 20,000, bro. That's Will, bro. Yo, imagine dropping 100 points. Then the be 20,000, you got to be averaging 10 a day. So imagine dropping 100

Then going to fuck 10 girls Yeah, let's do the math on that What's the math? Let's just do 20... How old is it? Magic Johnson got to be pissed. Magic probably would have broke the record But you know he had a little injury.

You got an injury. That clip has been going viral. You asking magic, you got to bring this up. Bring up the clip of Charlemagne asking magic. You just go Charlemagne Magic Johnson on a breakfast club, and this clip will come up 100%. 20,000 divided by 10 is 2,000.

Okay. So you gotta fuck 10 girls a day, three, six. No. That's not it? You gotta fuck 10 girls a day for almost seven years, bro. Nah. Am I driven? 37 to 40 years of adulthood,

Chamberlain would have had to sleep with roughly 1.2 to 1.4 different women every single day for 40 years. How old he was only Or you do two girls a day for 20 years How old was he Chris when he passed away? So when did he break the 20,000 record? When did they start saying that? Can we watch this one right here? Because this is peak Charlemagne.

Go back, go back, go back, go back. I need you to go back. I would ask this question now. This is life. When you first got the information, did you ever say to yourself, it was that nasty bitch from Sacramento who did that? Would you?

You need to play it again because you've got to see magic. realize in real time. When you first got the information, did you ever say to yourself, it was that nasty bitch from Sacramento who did that? When you, you,

I don't know. You, you think like that, no question about it, but I think what happens? You get me to go back. What year was that? 20, I don't know what year.

You are nuts, bro. No, that's a good question. That's a good question. Who wouldn't ask that? When you get the flu, you don't think about it? who was sneezing around? But that's, this is the ultimate flu.

I'm getting into the psyche of man. Like, this is before therapy and I'm still thinking about what is your psyche? Yeah. As soon as you get that, yo, listen, I remember the first time I took an HIV test,

Columbia, South Carolina. I wrote down every single woman I had ever had sex with in my life up to that point. Every single one. So I know that when he got the news that he had HIV AIDS he start playing it back in the day,

who the, where the fuck could I have got this shit from? Who don't think like that? Yeah, man, it's still a wild question. I don't think that question is wild. I don't think that's a wild. That's not that wild. It might have been in Sacramento. You know what I'm saying?

It's possible. And I only bought up Sacramento because that's the Lakers rival forever. Boom. You know, and it's California. Low-key, W. Sacramento, like, that's a different level of fandom.

But if you're throwing girls with HIV, at the superstar from the Lakers. That's a different level of competitiveness. Damn. That's, that is ugly. It shouldn't be like that. Sluot to magic, man. Magic is, he's the goat thriving.

Magic is the goat. Oh, I want to go back to this mathematical equation because I had it wrong. That was 10 a day. Okay, Will Chamberlain famously claims in his 1991 book of You From Above that he slept with 20,000 women during his lifetime. While he defended the number at the time,

most peers friends and critics deemed to figure a massive exaggeration or a publicity stunt designed to build his law life persona. Mathematical and probability. To reach 20,000 in about 37, 40 years of adulthood, Chamberlain would have needed to sleep with roughly 1.2 to 1.4 different women every single day. Context of the claim, the statement was made during the 60-70 sexual revolution, and while some, like his friend Rod Roddowig, suggested he maintained a high pace, most found the total implausible. Later reflection, in the 1999 interview shortly before his death,

Chamberlain appeared to downplay the number stating that having one woman, a thousand different times was more satisfying than a thousand different ladies. Okay, he lied. He lied. Jerry West said teammates like Jerry West did not believe the number and others noted that no children. Go back to that Chris. It said no children are major scandals resulted from this alleged immense volume of partner. Yeah, he didn't get, no.

20,000 women, no kids, no STD. Come on, man. We don't know he didn't have an answer. He didn't say all that. That is true. I mean, he died at 60. That is true. You got something.

20,000. I just don't believe that, bro. 20,000 is a lot of women, bro. A woman a day for 30 years? Also, it's a very round number. It's a round number. That's when you know somebody line. Exactly.

Whenever somebody says a round number, they line. Like an exact number? No, no. If you're like, yo, thousands, if you say thousands, you go, okay, yeah, I believe that. I don't even believe thousands. I believe for somebody like, well, it was in the hundreds, bro. No, you, you in different cities every night,

365 days in a year. Even if you're cracking, you know, two, three different ones a week, you're only getting up to like 900. Yeah, but who says... No, not even 900. It's only 52 weeks in a year. But who says he's only bringing home one girl?

Like, what if he's having origin? That's too much. What you mean? That counts. You're not having orgies and dropping 100, yo. Shout out to Juvenile. He got a new song with his album card. I just want to fuck something and doze off.

You know what I'm saying? Making real age appropriate music for us born in the 1900s and 7. these, bro. Yo, shout out. Juvie, bro. Jovey got a song, I just want to fuck something and doze off.

Juvvue's a married man. He's 50 years old. That's fine. He's talking about just being at the house, you know what I mean, minding his bitch. A good nice, Lee. He doesn't go fuck something in those off.

Take a little NyQuil afterwards. Pass out. Y'all don't even get it. Y'all don't understand life yet. Wait till you get all age. Wait till you get all age and you just want to go home and fuck something. Oh, this is it?

It's out? I don't know this was out. I had to take my clothes off. Fuck something in doors off. Fuck something in doors off. Take my clothes off. Fuck something in doors off. Take my clothes off.

Fuck something in doors off. Take my clothes off. Kind of fire. I'm playing with fucking juvenile. Y'all be so disrespectful with Juvenile. Juvenile one of the best lyricist ever. You hear me? Juvenile gets busy.

Fuck something in those off. I like that. You know what I'm saying? That's our life. That is all life. bro, that's our lives. We've grown. We're adults with kids.

We fuck something in those all. You know what I'm saying? Both sides. Both sides. Both sides. This episode is brought to you by Accenture. When your advertising operations fall out of sync, everything else follows. Spotify and Accenture are working together to reinvent the rhythm of ad sales,

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If you are walking on the National Mall today, you will see this image. It is a statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein as Jack and. and Rose from the Titanic. And there is a plaque here that says, the King of the World, the tragic love story between Jack and Rose was built on luxurious travel, raucous parties, and secret nude sketches. This monument honors the bond between Donald Trump

and Jeffrey Epstein. No, that's just hilarious. Seemingly built on luxurious travel, raucous parties and secret nude sketches. It's said that this gorilla art, if you will, is done by a group called The Secret Handshake. What's interesting is it's in the shadow of the Labor Department where there is a huge banner of President Trump, not the only one, there's also one at the Justice Department.

There's also a banner here that says, Make America Safe Again. And there is a secret handshake. President Trump has denied any and all wrongdoing in his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. So in Washington, D.C. I know that we spending a billion dollars a day on that Iran. war. No, of course, that's horrible. What I'm saying is that, like, that you can even do this, that you can

humiliate, mock your leaders. This doesn't exist everywhere. Yeah, give it a minute, though. Yeah, it might change. That was a pretty effective one. Yeah, give it a minute. Give it a minute. Yeah. Give it a minute. Man, salute to Mark Green.

Mark Green is a person that I follow on, on Instagram. He's an activist, but he also has a, he has this thing called Remaking Manhood. So he just talks about like healthy masculinity, but he has some of the best insight to the war and everything that's going on. He said this the other day. Listen to this. Donald Trump is hiding the true number of U.S. service member casualties in his war in Iran.

The devastation that has rained down on a multitude of U.S. bases makes it simply impossible that the number of casualties are at the currently announced number seven. This means Donald Trump is either hiding the number of casualties or worse. His people are hiding the casualties from him. Tucker Carlson recently stated, and I'm not in the habit of quoting Tucker Carlson, but he recently said that he believes Trump is being shown polling that indicates that 90% of Americans support the war. We know this is untrue. Recent Reuters polling shows that one in four Americans support the war in Iran.

As for this casualty number question, there is no issue I would more love to be proven wrong on than this. So maybe I'll get lucky and maybe I'll be entirely wrong. I like Mark Green, man. This shit is very digestible and he's... But he's claiming that they're lying about the number of American service members that have died in the war? That's what Tucker said. Oh, no. How...

Tucker said that too. What, man? Don't these people have families that would... speak out or the families haven't been told yet? Yeah, they probably haven't been told you. I see. Okay. Because, I mean, yesterday they said that it was, what, 143 people, U.S. soldiers who got injured?

I think I saw that number yesterday. What was that number yesterday? Did you see that, Chris? They say 143 people got injured, I believe. They said a lot of return to duty, whatever that's worth. Oh, the ones that got injured, a lot of them returned to duty.

I mean, it would just make sense when you think about the number of missiles that are falling on U.S. military basis. Like, if there's only seven categories, that's incredible. Right. Right. You know, that's incredible if that's the case. But I just don't believe anything I'm hearing right now.

Like he said, he would like to be wrong. Of course. We're not everything that more Americans died of course. Tragic seven out. Of course. 140 troops wounded, eight severely injured, seven confirmed kills. This is what I find so interesting. I forgot this guy's name.

But I was good. I like watching the foreign news. but he was talking about I like watching everybody who predicted exactly what Donald Trump was going to do a week ago Who is this? Professor Jang?

No, this ain't Jane. That guy's everywhere. Chris don't believe on. Whatever I like the Chinese person Chris don't like him. Wait, tell me, tell me Chris. Chris is like, how do you're a professor? I fuck with him, but I did some research.

He's not an actual professor, A. B, depending on who you listen to, some people claim he's a spy for China. Well, he lives in Beijing. I think he lives in Toronto. Why you got to be a professor? Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Not a doctor. I think he was like he spent a lot of time in Toronto, but now he's currently in Beijing.

So then the other side is claiming that he's like a double agent and is actually working for the West. But living in Beijing. He's making it hot, though. He's doing the Timmy Shalamey thing. He doesn't do so many podcasts. Does it matter if he's a professor if he's been right? I generally agree with his analysis. His predictions have been right.

Chris, that's what matters. Alex Jones, too. Who's this guy, Chris? I'm just right. Oh, stop. Hey, bro. He's right like 5% of the time. Broken clock can be right twice a day, man.

But that Asian guy, he's right a lot more often. He's been right twice that we know of. I've only heard the two. He predicted Trump was going to win. He said Vance would be the VP. He said Vance would be the VP. And that we would go to a run. What I ran.

That's three. Those are big. Those are big. Those are big ones, bro. You hit those. You hit. This was a good one. What's this guy

What's this dude name, Chris? Chris, you don't like the Asian guys? I fuck with him. I'm just, I don't know about his credentials. This guy was willing to bet. Listen to what he said. Well, you know, back to your point about betraying the Iranian people.

I have a theory on how this end and I'm willing to make a small bet on it. The next couple of weeks, you're going to see oil go across 100. In fact, it may happen today. $100 a barrel. That is going to translate into very high prices at the pump for the American consumer. God forbid, but there's some chance we're going to see additional loss of life and our service members in the region. You know, projections for the economic growth are going to go down

because that happens when you can't get oil. And at some point in three, four, five weeks, the president is going to realize, and he's going to look at the numbers, and he's going to say, this is really not tenable. And he's going to declare victory and walk away. And what he's going to say is, look, we had a couple of objectives. We said, we're going to get rid of the Navy. The Navy's at the bottom of the Persian Gulf. We're going to get rid of the missile launchers. That's a little harder.

They've gotten rid of a lot of them. But we did that. Oh, and by the way, we set back the nuclear program that six months ago, I told you was obliterated, but now it's set back. Anyway, and he's going to say, you know, our great patriotic, now we're going to make Iran great again, and he's going to declare victory and walk away. And maybe the attention to the American public will fade, but what will have been achieved is that you will have replaced a very bad supreme leader, killed him,

replaced him with his son who is more radical than he is, and by the way, committed, committed to the creation of a nuclear weapon. You will have a wounded animal of a vicious regime, and if there's one thing more dangerous than an animal, it's a wounded animal. And you will have stirred that, if I can continue to use too many metaphors, you will have kicked that hornet's nest literally adjacent to the arteries that allow for 25% of the world's energy consumption to move. So that's the scenario I see.

And at the end of the day, one of the most tragic elements of that will be that the people who suffer most will be the Iranian people who briefly, because of the expectations that this president set, briefly, briefly, briefly saw freedom only to have it snatched away

and to find themselves now under the rule of somebody who was much more vicious than his father ever was. This was five days ago. our president shouldn't be so predictable, yeah. I mean, the fact that everybody can call exactly what he's going to do is unbelievable, yeah.

So imagine what the people in Iran have been planning the last 20 plus years. The people in Iran? The government in Iran. You know what I mean? Like, like, this was seven days ago, and Trump has done exactly to the T almost what this guy has said. so far. Yeah, just, again,

it just feels like this whole operation wasn't thought out. Right? Like, they didn't consider what would happen if you didn't allow oil to pass through the straight of Ramos. If you don't allow oil to pass through the straight of Ramos, then the price of oil skyrockets and that affects the price of everything

and you can't exactly run out affordability if everything is getting more expensive. I don't have time to waste, man. These fucking files keep flying. So I got to stop these files from flying. And they better keep coming out. They better keep coming out.

Right. You see they're about to bring Pam Bondi. They should. She's not going to show up. I mean, doesn't she have a choice whether or not? If you get Bill and Hillary to show up? That's Bill and Hillary. They, Pan Bonny's on the...

Did we already talk about Bill looking at his old work, reminisce? Oh, yes, we did. We did? No, I saw another clip that Nancy Mays posted. Oh, he was flurred with Nancy. He can't stop. He literally can't stop himself. Bill cannot help himself for.

man. Yeah. What's up with Bill, yo? He's just not with Hillary for the first time in a decade, so he's just getting it off.

You think he's... Bill don't got that many years left, man. You think he still get bricked up? Who, Bill? Yeah. Yeah, I don't think that goes away.

I mean, Stephen Hawking got break down. I don't believe you. You keep saying that shit, bro. That was his fucking joystick on his wheelchair. It might have been.

You keep saying that. I don't believe, I don't believe Stephen Hawkins. Look at this. Look at Bill. Look at this. I didn't say anything for anything for anything.

No, you didn't, but you had a gray tone in your voice. It was very good at it. Thank you. I'll take that as a couple of the night. You know, the lawyer had to put it up at a Yale Law School or any law school for that matter. He had to take a sip of coffee. The lawyer had no, bro. The lawyer no.

They probably got like a tase on Bill's ankle. The lawyer was like, yo, chill out. I'm going to hit the fucking taser now. What the fuck is your problem? God damn. You see that quote, man? What is it? A lion might lose his teeth, but never his hunger.

Nah. Nah. Nah. That is. You know, that's crazy. Who said that? Who said that? Clinton, low-key flirting with Nancy Mace,

they call him a 90s-Riz master. You see that shit? Hold on. Go see more, Chris? You see it on the right? It says, Clinton, low-key flirting with Nancy Mace 90s Riz master. Clinton-Loki-Flegged. flirting with Nancy Mason a little bit here.

Then this 90s rich master sat back and took that sip like, yep. Old Willie still got it. Bill may be an old man, but he's still a very charming pervert. The same old horn dog, even pushing 80 with Parkinson's. Hey, man.

I remember a long time ago, I used to know this bail bomb been in Mosque on South Carolina. Oh, gee, he was eight. Shit, I was in my 20s. Then I don't even know if he's still alive, to be honest with you. But I remember he said that to me one time.

He said, man, man, See, man, just bring some women with you every now and then, man. He says, you just always come here by yourself and with one of your home, but just bring a girl with you. He said, I just want to see. I just want my blood to flow. He said, I just want my blood to flow. I want my blood to flow.

That's what Bill, when Bill just want his blood to flow. He just want to feel alive, man. After both action, Bill got in a long time, that deposition. That's a great point, bro. How often were you going to the Bells bus? I mean, when I was young, a lot. I mean, he lived out of trouble with him. You never read any of my books?

I was a troubled youth. I was a troubled youth. You're looking and put the hands up. Him putting the hands up. He hit him with the spirit fingers. Like, ooh, he said that tone. Bill used to call phone sex hotlines when he was young. Anybody that cares about the tone of a woman's voice,

he grew up in the area where he used to call the phone sex hotline. Those were some of his first experiences, I'm telling you. In Arkansas, him and his homeboy stretching the fucking cord in the, kitchen, making sure nobody was home, fucking dialing the fucking phone sex hotline number and listening to him, bro. I need to see the heart rate on that Apple Watch. You know that shit is like 200 beats a minute. Yo, look at this.

Man, I wanted to interview Bill Clinton so bad, yo. I mean, you can still do it. I do. I want to interview him, man. I think I did put in a request the interview on like a year ago. There's so much I want to talk to Bill Clinton about. Because we can't act like he wasn't a good president, guys. We liked him.

He was a fantastic. We did like him. He was a fantastic. And both sides liked him. Okay? I mean, of course, it's all the quest for power, so you know what? He got a little head. Like, I'm sure all of them were doing.

They had to use it against them, right? Yeah. But they knew that lion was hungry when they put him in office. They thought they could take the teeth out. You can't take the teeth out? You ever watched them Instagram clips of pamph? Instagram clips of Panther the dog? Oh, man.

I just like to watch Panther eat. Panthers this dog, man. And they feed him like all of these raw meats. Like they'll feed him like chicken breasts and duck feet and like lamb. And that's Bill in the deposition to me. Bring Bill in the deposition and talk to Bill about his old war stories. He looks like Panther eating. Look at him.

Oh, give you that. old. You see how Panthers devouring that fucking meat right now? Look how Panthers devout. No, you got to get when they give them a whole pan of variety, Chris. Oh my God, watch Panther. Panthers. Look at it. He's drooling because he don't fucking eat until his owner says goat. Yeah. So he's drooling. Bill don't have an owner. Man. Put Bill in a deposition with nothing but women deposing. He can't, he couldn't have it. You think he'd fold? He fold. Four.

What else we got, Chris? What else we got, man? What else happened this week? Who else we got? Saw the guys that threw the little bombs in New York? I did, man. How you feel about that? Well, I don't like people throwing bombs in the city.

Yeah, I don't understand how he got so close. And he's not even from New York. Oh. They were from Philly or Pennsylvania or something. Yeah, I saw him say he was trying to, he wanted to have something. as big as the Boston Massacre or some shit like that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

The bomb he created with some shit that it's supposed to, as soon as you throw it and it hits the ground, it's supposed to detonate, but for whatever reason, it didn't detonate. Thank God. I'd be wondering about people like that. I'm not gonna lie. Tell me.

I think we gotta be very, very careful of false flag of Vince over the next, we're really, really up until the midterms. Wait, you're saying that like, break that down. Because it was a false flag. A false flag is when there's like, well, let's look up the actual definition. Let's look, I don't want to just. just say, you know, my Charlamagne to God definition.

But a false flag is a covert operation attack or incident orchestrated by a government corporation or group designed to look like it was committed by another party. He uses a deceptive tactic to justify war, retaliation, are in cybersecurity to mislead investigators. False flags manipulate public opinion by blaming an enemy. So I'm always leery when things are too on the nose. You know what I'm saying? But they still did it, right?

Like, these kids still did it. So what you have to... What's an example of a false flag that we know in retrospect was a false flag? Is the Gulf of... Falcon? That'd be like a classic false flag. Well, the Gulf of Tonkin incident never happened, right?

No, well, actually, I don't know. I think that's the... Or it was like a mistake and then... But maybe a better... Okay, so they have Gulf of Tonkin So the German invasion of Poland? Yeah. I mean, there's also the-

Lofitonkin is one, yep. It's the reich tag, I believe. Well, people think that 9-11 was a false flag. Right. People think Sandy Hook was a false flag. So there are, like, more outrageous versions of the... Yeah, I can't, I can't go with those. This is the tricky thing about these things, right?

It's like, it's very hard to just prove, oh, this was 100% of false flag. Yeah, because you don't want to... But the idea is that... You don't want to diminish people's deaths, right? Because people still died. So what's false about this goddamn flag? These were actual, you know, people made explosive.

These kids made explosive. They should be punished to the high extent of the law. Absolutely. But New Yorkers lives in danger. And, like, it's horrendous. The question is, you think that it, like, gains too much support? Because the idea of the false flag is it's used to gain support in the host country for some sort of military action.

Because the protest that they were at was an, uh, protest for what, Iran? No. It was that kid. Anti-Muslim. We don't even say his name. I think, yeah. Oh, so it was an anti-Muslim project? Yeah.

Oh, somebody told me it was a provocateur. There's an, it was an anti-Muslim protest. Oh, that's a provocateur. And then so the guys are known provocateur, whoever the person is. Yes, and then there was a counter protest. Okay, okay, okay. And then these guys were put, now, what I would say is that if you are trying to counter the stereotypes that this guy is, you know, the original guy's

protesting, you might not want to do it by living up to them. Yeah, you don't run up with a bomb and say Allah Akbar. Yeah, like, if this guy's... But that's what I mean? Because now I'm really thinking it was... You know what I'm saying? Like, this is the exact thing...

I didn't know that. This is the exact thing this guy wanted, right? Like, if it's a peaceful demonstration and a peaceful counter protest, then he looks like a complete asshole. If he's there going, oh, Muslims are dangerous, this, that the other, and then two Muslim kids come in and throw bombs, all of a sudden

he doesn't look like a... piece of shit asshole. You conveniently have two kids run up and say Allah Akbar and a bomb gets thrown and the bomb just doesn't go up. But they said these kids are locked up and they are. And they said the bomb is real. My guys that do security in the city, they were like everything that was needed

to make. They even told me the name of what the bomb was. I can't remember. But everything that was needed, all the chemicals was definitely in the bomb. I'm just saying it's very convenient is all I'm saying. You know what I mean? But maybe that's the way things are. We got people predicting what the president going to do seven days days ago. Maybe people are that

predictable. So that's the question. Like, is it possible, like, can these people be radicalized? Right? And if they can be radicalized through the internet to do these things, given the nature of this war and given the nature of what's going on in the world, should we be concerned about more of these things happening. Yes. I don't think these kids were immigrants. I think they were born and raised in Pennsylvania, if I'm not mistaken. We should probably look that up. Outside of Philly. Yeah. Well, see, we should look if they are. So it's just like, if this is definitely, stop real quick. This is why, we're going to scroll back up, scroll back down, Chris. This is why it's so dangerous.

Two teenagers, inspired by ISIS. Those are the people who usually get radicalized in these situations because of shit like social media. You know what I mean? When you think of like domestic terrorists like Dillon Roof, the same thing. They're on social media. They're listening to all of this content. They're listening to all these people who say all of these different things about, you know, different groups. Or, you know, you got the vision being created between two different groups and then shit like this happened.

Yeah. Yeah, this shit crazy. It's crazy. bro 18 years old you just throw your fucking life away bro not only throw your life away you could have endangered you know you could have killed people you could have killed people

it's disgusting and here's my thing why prove people right it's an anti-muslim protest so why would you because he's Muslim right why would you as a Muslim come and prove them right

this is America people sadly have the you have the right the peaceful peacefully protest. And peacefully counter protest. Exactly. And that's not how you do it. I, you know, that's no. That's not how you do it. Like, don't prove people right. Like, you just proved a whole

community of people right by doing exactly what you did. That shit is crazy. He gets the, this guy, the provocateur gets to walk around with his chest puffs going, I told you. I told you so. Yeah. Yeah. Let's pay some bills, man. Come back, do some asking idiots, man. Let's do some

asking idiots has a Kyle Walker. Let's do it. Ooh, the greatest world. Pick one song and one episode of a sitcom to listen and watch every day for the rest of your life. Oh, my God. You asking some... One song.

The greatest world. And one episode of a sitcom. The greatest world. You're asking some tough questions, my boy. One song. Ooh, that's tricky. You go. One song.

One song. song, this is off the top, but I'm thinking Mary J. Blige be happy because I love that record. And, you know, whenever I get in my little moods, whenever I get in my little bouts of depression for no goddamn reason, I put that song on because it's really speaking my language. All I really want is to be happy, you know, to find that love that's mine, that'll be so sweet, even though I got mad love all around me, but it's just a record that makes me feel good. and it's historically made me feel good. And one episode of a sitcom

to watch every day for the rest of my life, maybe when Will Smith's dad lets him down for the thousandth time and he goes through that whole range of emotions, yeah, why he don't love me? And I learned to do this without him. I learned to do that without him, blah, blah, blah. But then he just breaks down and cries.

So I would go back and forth. I'd listen to be happy. to make myself be happy, then I watch that episode to be sad. And then I'll go listen to Be Happy Again to Be Happy, and I'll go watch that episode to Be Sad. That's kind of how I like my life. I like ups and downs, ebbs and flows. One episode of a sitcom, I don't know.

I'm not a big sitcom guy. What? Yeah, I never- You loved Martin. No, Martin I love. You love Seinfeld. I never really watched Seinfeld. Oh, you never watched Seinfeld? But yeah, I'm not a huge...

That's tricky, man. That's tricky. That's a tricky one, man. There's so many good ones, bro. I can think of the N-word episode of Girlfriends. Long is tough, too. I'm gonna get tired of it. I just know me.

Like, it's not... If I ain't, yo, and Mary J. Blige Be Happy came out November 29th, 1994. Right? 93-94. I'm pretty sure it was 94. November 29th, 1994,

I ain't never got tired of my life album yet. I listened to Be Happy all the time. Like, I'm not, why would I get tired? I can listen to a song every day. Like, why would I ever get tired of that record? Songs are the greatest, bro. Like, is there any piece of art

more timeless than a song that people never ever get, you never get tired of your favorite song? You might get tired of everything else. You'd never get tired of your favorite song. Music has the longest shelf life for sure. Easy. Nothing's close.

Nothing's close. No art is close. Nothing. No. sitcom, not no movie. I don't think there's nothing I got a longer shelf life to music, bro. Yeah, I'm trying to think movie. I couldn't do sitcom episode, but like there are certain movies that I go,

I just want to go through this. Interstellar was one of those where I could just watch it over and over. I think about when I'm on a flight and I got to watch something. And I've seen pretty much everything where I'm just not interested in whatever, like, four movies they know. What is the go-to? I got a few of those. Go.

Avengers End game. I was about to say, Endgame. can just go through those range of motions. I love, I love, on a long flight, I watch both of them back and back. Both is nice. But if you had to pick one. End game. Really?

Yeah, probably end game. Just for that, yo, bro, the fight scene alone when Cap is, when it's almost over for Cap, and Thanos is about the, like the bare, rea, Leo and the fucking revving it. And, like, he's, and the thing I love about that scene that everybody sleeps on, Cap was ready to die on his shit. Yeah, he was ready. Cap got up and put that scrap on. Let's go.

It's going to be me against all these motherfucking aliens. And right when it's about all said and done, cap on your left. And then the circle start opening and then the squad comes. Woo! And then all the women came and ruined it. Yeah, they definitely. That was the dumbest thing. It was so soon.

Just let the women come with the dudes, man. I mean, they all came during that scene, but did they try to recreate that? They tried to do that three times in that one day. There's two. of those scenes in both Avengers that work. That scene when the circles opened up and the one that slept on is when

fucking Thor comes to Wakanda. I love that scene. I love that scene. That scene is incredible. When Thor comes to Wakanda and let Stormbreaker just ripped through all the aliens and then he tells the fucking Bruce Banner goes Oh y'all saw a screw now. Bring me down.

Oh my God. That's your spy. And then Goodfellas is another one. Ooh, great movie. I can watch Goodfellas all fucking day long. Great movie. What about Matrix 1? Banger.

I can watch that. I can't watch it over and over, but Banger. I got to go back on the Matrix. Matrix, to me, slap more when I was younger. Because everything is copied it. Like, all the action and the Matrix is kind of commonplace now in action movies. But at the time, it was mind-bending.

First of his kind. Training Day? I can watch Training Day all day long. Yeah. Love Training Day. I love The Martian. You know that movie? Yeah, I do know the Martian.

My girl, too, man. Yeah, bro. Yo, there's a Harry Potter in there for me. The last Harry Potter I could probably watch. The very last one? The very last one. Yeah. I'd rather watch both of them.

Because, you know, they split up the last. That one is fire. If I had to go TV show, there's some, like, episodes of Game of Thrones I could watch. You didn't like My Girl, bro? I'm B, I'm afraid of bees Yes, man Come on, bro We're not doing all that, man

When Macaulay Koken dies When his character dies in the movie, bro And Veda What's her name Veda? Vetta, when Vetta loses her shit At the funeral It's out like a good cry, man You know what the fuck I saw?

Hopper Who? Hopper What's that? It's the new Hopped in your mouth I thought you had it with some.

I couldn't even get it. It's really a movie. Listen, Hopper. No, it doesn't count if it's actually a movie. You had me, bro. I couldn't do it. I can't do it. Whatever it's trying to put the dick in the mouth, I can't do it.

But you actually had it, though. If you just landed behind it. It's easier when you're gay. Like, it's easy to commit to putting your dick in the man's mouth. I can't do it. Listen, Hopper, bro. Hopper. Hopper, Hopper.

Hopper, Hopper, Hopper. Hopper is a new Disney Pixar movie. How was your daughter, yo? Too. Take her to see it, yeah. Man, you're going to hate it because it's about, like, climate change and shit like that. And, like, she's a real environmentalist. Like, she loves the earth so fucking much.

Yeah. And she's trying to stop these developers from fucking, you know, building a highway through this, this piece of nature where her and her grandma used to come. Yeah. And, like, she, this shit is so, it starts off with her in school and she's trying to rescue all the animals out of the science class. Why am I going to hate it because of the environmental? I thought you didn't believe in climate change.

No, of course. I believe in climate change. I just like the way it's going. So you don't believe in climate change? No, I do believe in it. You don't need things to keep going the way that they're going. No, not completely. No, we needed to switch.

I don't think you can reverse course anyway. Yeah, we might be too far. I think we're too far gone. And let me tell me you who was not upset at climate change this week. Who? New Yorkers. Oh, they outside. It's 70 degrees, baby.

We all cycle. You know why? Because we love nature and that's why you need to go see hoppers. The shit is a movie for all nature lovers, yo. If you are a person that loves nature,

love being outside, go see motherfucking hoppers, yo, that shit made me feel so fucking good. And I was waiting to let a tear drop. And it didn't come? Now I got to go see it again because I know there was some shit in there that made me want to cry.

Right. But I slept on the movie. I'm gonna tell you, I slept on it. It's one of those movies where all right, it's Friday. Kids want to go to the movie. In my mind, I'm like, it's Disney Pixar, so it's probably hitting. Yeah.

But also, I'm old. So on a Friday night, I'm just looking to, you know, get some good Zs in the movie theater. I like the vibes in the theater now. I've become that guy. Yeah. Give me a tub of popcorn. I'm gonna sit there and eat. I'm knocking on.

I'm out. Wake me up with the movie over. But this shit had my attention from the beginning, number one, because it's Disney Pixar. Yeah. And then when I saw where it was going, I was like, oh, shit, the movie, you know, how What's the number one, what's your number one cartoon movie? Lion King. Easy call.

Nah. Lion King. It's not even top 10. Easy. Stop, guys. Stop, stop. Like, stop. Lion King?

Easy call. It's better than Lion King. It's not Wally. Disroys Lion King. No. Cocoa can't focus. Coco's the best. Coco's Fanger.

Cocoa. Cocoa, but you're Latino. So of course you would like fucking Coke. Why the fuck wouldn't you like go? Yeah, go through different cartoons. It's a little amazing movie, though. They build a wall around. Hold on, hold on.

Little mermaid way better than Lion. Nah, a little mermaid fire. Way better. Little mermaid fire, bro. Little mermaid fire, bro. But nah. Nah. What else?

Nah. Lion King. We got too much shit mixed in here, Chris. We need like. Chris pulled up anime and all types of things. I hate Chris Sarge. You see Chris Asian, so it starts engine crazy when to come to anime. I mean, that is because.

considered to be the best animated movie of all time. The Spirit of the Way? Yeah. Never heard of it. Go like best cartoon movies. Yeah, best cartoon movies of all time. Top 10 animated movie. It was right there.

There you go. Like here. Oh, Whoframe? You can't count Whoframe, Roger. No, no, no. It's too much. It's too much. Yo, Lion King beats all of this shit.

Little Furmey. Click more. Click more. Down there. Click more. Ice Age. Shrek is up there. Shrek is up there. Shrek is up there.

Shrek is up there. I'm going to put Shrek up there. But I still got Lion King number one. Man, I feel like there was more movies than this Growing up, right? Oh, what about Toy Story? Like, come on, what do we even talking about? Got another one coming, bro.

I know. But he's bald now. Stop it. Fucking Woody is bald in Toy Story 5, it's a part of the plot in the trailer. Stop it. No. Woody is bald in fucking Toy Story.

What do you guys think about Zootopia? Never seen it. Inside out, fire. I didn't really like Insta. It was fire, man. Best way to teach kids about mental health. Frozen, slaps. Slaps, best soundtrack by far.

Okay. Super Mario Brothers movie, Fire. Incredible. Come on now, stop. Incredibles is up there. Credibles top three. Credibles, top three. Despicable me goes crazy.

Toy Story was cool. The new. Toy Story trailer is dope because it's them having to deal with the new technology. Finding Nemo? Trash. It's a fucking show about fishing. The Lion King. Oh, that's about

box office, though. Lion King number one, bro. Lion King slaps. Okay? They can't fuck with Simba, though. Okay? What else we got? Let's do some more after an idiot's, man. They couldn't even make a sequel of it. They made bad sequels than Lion King. Like, none of y'all watched another Lion King.

Yes, I did. I watch them all. Man, I've been to seen the Broadway plays. I love Lion King. Yeah, Broadway play of Lion King is phenomenal. Dravinci says, would you rather have to pee out your butt and poop out your piece or have a beef with 50? Shit. God, dance. You see, y'all asking the tough questions, D'Revinci.

Would you rather have to pee out your butt and poop out your piece or have a beef with 50? Poop out your piece is rough. Yeah. I think I could easily pee and poop out my butt. Kind of like how girls do it. But I don't think I could, I don't think I could poop out of my penis. What kind of poop we talking about?

It would, it would come out like a plateau spaghetti. That shit might be kind of fire, though, when you think about it. Nah, I saw it, a smell to smell. Yeah, but think about this, right? Nobody's sucking, bro. When you really got to do a number two, like when you really got a shit, you know what I'm saying, you're on your toilet and you got your feet up on your motherfucking, you know,

what's that shit called? The bidet. No, not the bidet. Squatty potty. You know what I'm saying? When you got your feet up on the squatty pot and you letting that shit go, that shit feels good as a motherfucker. And we already know when things come out your dick, it feels good, whether it's a nice pee or, you know, a nut. So think about it.

You're doing a thing right now? If our body, because God would make our bodies designed to be able to shit out our dicks. You're not getting sucked on anymore. But you wouldn't get your ass. That person in South Carolina. Think about that. What happened to? That you described earlier,

who you found sitting in the urinal. Oh, shit. God damn. Fixes that right away. They might have taken the ultimatum. They might have been a time travel. Did you see Jarlal? What should mean that I see J'Rul?

Maybe he chose that instead of people. Damn, that's a tough one, bro. I can't even front. You got me on that, you know what I'm saying? Let's do one more. If you could give one thing to your young, the self, what item or tech would you have loved? Wow.

No, I wouldn't do nothing. I wouldn't do nothing because I wouldn't want to fuck up anything in the future, bro. The time lines? One little thing like that can fuck up a whole... All right, then how about wisdom, not an item? Oh, I got plenty of that. But, you know, that's interesting, right?

That's interesting that you say that because, you know, they're talking about items are tech. But if you just actually listen to older people, older people are giving you the wisdom from the future. That's why I tell my- I tell everybody young that all the time. I tell my kids that. I tell people younger than me that.

If you just listen to the people that came before you, they will tell you all of the pitfalls and the mistakes to avoid. Every time I talk to people with kids whose kids are older, they say the same thing. They go, it goes fast. And that always resonates with me when there's a moment where I'm like tired.

I don't want to get up and chase my daughter or something. I just go, it goes fast. Because I know five years for now, seven years for now, I'll probably do anything to run around with her and jump on a trampoline. When she's a teenager,

she's locked in her room or hanging out with her friends, I'd pay any amount of money to chase her around the house and just throw Play-Doh everywhere. So that is a piece of wisdom that I'm grateful that many people have told.

Let me tell you something. There's nothing sad than the state I'm in right now. Oh, tell me. Because my daughter's 17th is going away to college this fall. And every day I think to myself, because, you know, what was that statistic that, you spend 70% or 80% the most time you're going to spend with your kids?

No, but I think, no, I think before 17 or 18, because then they go off to live their own life. And I'm just like, yo, she's about to go off to college and like, you know, be on her own and doing her own thing. And I'm just like, I'm very sad about that. And I say that to her, but she thinks I'm joking. But you've got more behind her. Yes.

My youngest is a junior. So my youngest of college, and it hit me in the middle of the night the other night where I was like, Yep. Y'all about to be in the house by yourself. These kids are gone. Gone, yo.

And I was like, because you feel like that, Chris, when your oldest went off the, was going off to college? Yeah, I mean, I saw this quote from, God, I forget, the actor who plays better call Saul, that guy.

Yeah. Where he said basically, cherish the time you have with your kids in the house because it's the one time of your life and I agree with this where you know what your purpose is. You know what your job is.

Every day, day and I'm taking care of these kids. And when that gets taken away and I'm starting to sense it coming. Yeah. I'm like, fuck. This is who I've been for 20 years and I love it. And it's the biggest mind fuck

because on one end you're very happy. You're like, yo, I did a great job. I raised... This is what's supposed to happen. This is what's supposed to happen. It's what's supposed to happen. It's a problem if it wasn't happened. That's right.

Yeah. I raised this young being to be a respectable human who has manners, who treats people right. I love that about her. And she's going off to college. I did everything right. But then on the flip side, you're like, I have no control over it. You never really have control anyway. But now you definitely have no control over anything that happens.

you know, in her life from here on out. It's crazy. The phone makes it easier, I will say that. Who makes it easier? The phone. Just the tech. Yeah. You know, I didn't talk to my parents once I went to college.

You know, I saw them. You know, my daughter called me yesterday. We phased time for 10 minutes. You feel more of a connection than you would have in the past. You just hope that you instilled all of the right shit in her. You feel like you did, right? Yeah. And then you have these moments where you're like, oh, shit.

you know man fuck yeah you're right I think that's the I think that's the show it's like you really got to take time with your kids

yo I had another moment this weekend I felt a shift on Saturday I don't know if anybody else felt like this it was last Saturday I went to go see Heather's you've seen Heather's on off Broadway I went to go see Heather's right and I'm sitting in the theater

as me and my wife my oldest daughter because she wanted to see it and I just felt like something shift I don't know I don't know what it was and everybody was saying oh you know mercury's in retrograde i'm like okay i didn't know that and then it was like maybe it was the hour moving forward i'm like no i felt this saturday evening but i felt

this shift and the shift had me in a a mild state of depression for like 48 hours and that night all i kept thinking about was my mortality for some reason it was just so wow i felt something you felt that i just kept thinking about like what if this is my last night on earth what if this is the last night I sleep in my bed. What was just the last time I see my wife? I don't know why. Like my mind. And it wasn't even like, I wasn't even scared of the thought.

It wasn't like it was something that was scaring me. It wasn't, I wasn't having an anxiety attack. It was just. You were in the president's presence. You're the presence of your mortality. For what I don't know why. I don't know what made. It was just, I felt it.

I felt the shift Saturday night. Same shit, too, around the same time. You felt that too? Yeah. Really? That's scary that you said that. Just that. But it does.

I don't know. I mean, it's. like mumbo you felt that too not i don't know if i feel but there is mumbo now i want to call it like mumbo jumbo because it does sound silly to even talk about but like my wife and i were watching the eye ladies and it was like this kind of like weird yeah i don't know there's something happening right now i can't put my finger on it but there's a pessimism about the future oh yeah that i've never i'm not even just talking about me personally i'm talking collectively I've never felt people collectively this pessimistic about the future.

And that's like a very heavy thing if a lot of people feel that way. And it's, see, I had a moment where I remember, I kind of like flashback to the 80s for some reason. I remember going to record stores and digging through new records and feeling like just so excited about what was about to happen, right? Like the sense of, part of that's the age, you're a teenager. You feel you're on the verge or something. But I was like, damn, I don't know anybody.

who's like gung-ho about the future right now. Yeah, I don't even, I don't even know if it was me being pessimistic about the future. It was just, it was just something that, honestly, it made me be more present in the moment. Maybe to that point, maybe because I'm like,

I don't know what the future holds. So maybe now is the time for us to be really present in the moment. Like that's literally what, now that I think about it, that's where I felt, I felt like, yo, what the fuck just, I literally was sat in the theater. I was just like,

yo what the fuck just happened like I drank some water because I didn't feel delirious or anything it was just like I felt something just change all around me I started looking around at people and just making sure I was in the right timeline and like on the ride home

I just kept thinking like you I just want to get home like then we got home we laid in the bed and watched the movie and then I just spent the whole rest of the night just thinking about what if this is my last night on this planet like literally it was the it was the greatest thing And when I got to work the next day, I said this on the air,

and it was mad people calling in saying they felt the same exact thing. What do you think it was? I have no idea. It's scared. I don't know if it's scary. No, but it's just crazy how, like. It's energy. Energy is real.

I think it's actually maybe cool that all of us are on the same energetic wave. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. You know what I mean? I didn't feel like, I did feel like something was happening. I don't want to say I feel like something was going to happen I feel like something is happening I just don't know what that happening is I have no idea

I don't know Well we hope it's good It will be And it's not what can we do about it That's true You know what I'm saying You just got to relax And you know

Let life do to you what the bear did The Leonardo of the capital You know As always you listen to this podcast You think we're smart You think we're intelligent You're absolutely right But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too.

It's the brilliant idiotic podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.