The Brilliant Idiots - Take That Tini

Episode Date: May 16, 2025

In this episode of Brilliant Idiots, Charlamagne The God and Andrew Schulz go all in on the wild court case surrounding Diddy and the explosive allegations made by Cassie. We unpack the twists and turns of trafficking laws, what consent really means, and how celebrity culture both fuels and complicates these stories.  From real talk on sharing trauma online, to celebrating Black love and Black-owned businesses, we cover it all. We also dive into how porn shapes society, the tough truths about healing after trauma, and why the Marvel Cinematic Universe might just be falling off. Then things get political: we question the shady moves of elected officials, the impact of presidential decisions on the Constitution, immigration drama, and how foreign money is creeping into U.S. education. We’re calling out bribery, fake unity, and the ridiculous theater that is American politics. It’s raw, it's real, it's ridiculous—and you're not gonna want to miss it. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Uncommon Favor - Dawn Staley Pre Order - https://a.co/d/4pLD1C3 No Holes Barred -Mandi B & Weezy WTF https://a.co/d/cGFDUoB The Wind on Her Tongue - Anita Kopacz https://a.co/d/fWDancH I Lived to Tell the Story: A Memoir of Love, Legacy, and Resilience - Tamika D. Mallory https://a.co/d/7DoCtWX Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To the guy who said, I'll marinate the chicken, then forgot. Hi, you're a Safeway PA announcer here. We've got pre-marinated meat. So all that's left is pretending you made it yourself. Yep, Charlemagne, the guy. Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiotic podcast. Yo, let's get into it, bro.

Shultz, I don't even know where to begin. Yeah, let's get into it. Soge, I don't know where to begin. I'm serious. It's too much going on. What is going on? At 4 o'clock, it's too much going on. Yo, D'E.

In the span of 10 minutes, we went from semen to shootings to, to tariffs, to tariffs, like, it's, I can't, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. So what's going on here because Diddy, Didi is, uh, did he's innocence to proven guilty. I just want to remind everybody. He's innocent to proven guilty. He's innocent to proven guilty. That is also, he's also freaky.

Yo, he is a free. He may be innocent. What is it? Innocent to prove and tell proven guilty. Yeah, yeah. But he's freaky and proven more freaky. Like if, okay. He's freaky until he's proven even more freaky.

If somebody told you the shit that they're saying in court right now, if somebody told you that, you would never believe it, right? You were like, yo, they're being hyperbolic. There's no way he had dudes fuck Cassie, then she would take their cum and then rub it on his nipples. There's no way that you would believe that. Now, I wouldn't believe it if Kathy didn't say it. She said it.

By the way, kudos to Cassie. Kudos to Kathy for taking the stand and saying the things that she says, but also giving us content. Yes, thank you. Cassie knew that when I dropped this one, this is over. Woo! If y'all thought he was freaky before.

Okay. God damn. If you think he's freaky now, wait until I hit this motherfucking stand. Oh, my God. Listen, first of all, I don't know if this is true or not, so let's just have hypothetical. Yeah, this is just allegedly we're just reacting to court documents.

What in your brain says, Yep. I'm gonna take his come. Yeah. And rub it on my nipple. Yup. What? I'm a savage.

Whatever I want to get. Whatever I want to get. When you know you got thousand balls of baby oil. Come on, man. It's not like there's not lubricant readily available. That was the other thing Cassie said. And Cassie was like, yo, you know, he uses so much baby oil. He likes everything to be glistening.

Now we know where the shiny suits came from. Damn. Y'all use your brain a little bit. Use your fucking brain a little bit. Do the math, bro. Can't wear the shiny suit in the bedroom. I can wear it on stage, but in the bedroom, I need shit to look like the shiny motherfucking suit.

Just out of curiosity, are we the people that have done business with Diddy throughout the years, the people that have frequent these events throughout the years, are we asking any questions about this? Is it possible that he was doing these heinous acts in private? Or do you think other people might have been privy to this type of behavior? I mean, I don't know, but you never know. Listen, none of us know what? people are doing in their bedroom.

We just don't. None of us know what people are doing in our bedroom. I know you're not doing that. I know you're not doing that. No, I'm not doing that, but like I said, I don't know what people are doing. I don't know what you are doing, but I know you're not doing that. But I don't know what people are doing in their bedroom. Yeah.

This is just more proof that we don't know. And this is why you just stay out of people's fucking bedroom. I don't want to go on your bedroom. Sometimes you might peep in the door and be like, whoa. Nah, la, la, la. These motherfuckers is goddamn drizzling, semen on nipples. It's a crispy cream. Chocolate covered nipples.

With a little semen drizzle. That's just... So how does she transport the semen? Medium well nipples with a semen glaze. That's how you like your nipples, chokes? Stop. Huh? Stop.

Can you imagine this motherfucker was running marathons, high-fiving everybody with some other dudes come all over his fucking body? The audacity for you to be running in New York telling people to get out and vote. when you got come all over your nipples. Some other guys come on over your nipples. Allegedly.

By the way, I'm going to be honest with you, if they offered did he a plea, you should have took the plea. Well, now you've got to go. Now you got to go all the way. Now it don't even matter. Like, now it's just like you might as well just say, fuck it.

Now you're just fighting for your freedom, which you should, I mean, he's fighting for his freedom regardless. But my point... He doesn't want to be free. There's a lot of coming prison, yo, man, can you imagine you're going back to jail?

After this, after Kathy just dropped this bomb and I got to go back to jail? White party. It's people. It's people in the cell. It's people to sell with their hands like this full of gum. Ready. You know what I mean?

Oh, meal. Oh, meal. I got a room temperature semen for you, Diddy. No, you don't. I got a warm semen for you, Diddy. It's a little bit of cold, but we can, this one's a little cold, but we can heat it up. I don't even like how you directing it to me, man. I'm just saying, you got to go back to jail with those savages.

Yeah. After Cassie just hit you with the bomb of all. By the way, that's, by the way. Fuck that. That ain't even the bomb all bombs. What's the bomb all bombs? We don't know because that was only day two. Oh, we're just getting warmed up.

We got eight more weeks. Oh, my goodness. We got eight more weeks on day two. You already get nut on the nipples? Other man's nut on the nipples. That's the craziest thing. Other man's nut on the nipples. Oh, that could be a drink at a bar, right?

You got to, can I get a nut on the nipple with a cum topper? Can I get a, can I get it? Can I? Look, do you not to make a nut on the nipple? I'm tired of motherfuckers acting like they didn't know this was going on for two decades. Nobody knew this was going on. It would have to be another girl. You just said in your wildest imagination, you couldn't think of this.

Who knew this was going on? You don't think his homies were at the parties? You'd think you do something like that and just you and Cassie know about it? What homie are you doing this in front of, Schultz? All of them. What homie are you? All of them? All of them.

Yo, take his seaman and rubbing on me. Like, all of them. I was having this conversation earlier, right? And I was saying, like, I ain't never been involved in those type of conversations with a. Like, that's not something you brag about. Yo, you know what I be doing? He, I guarantee he's bragging. I'll be using Alex's nut.

Yo. Don't even use me an ear. And having a girl rubbing on my nipples. I don't like your hypotheticals. It's too personal. Use somebody else. He's here. He's in the room.

Use ditty's nut. Did he even nut? I don't know. Y'all need to start asking y'allself what was in Coconut's Rock. That's what y'all need to be happy. That's what y'all need to be. What was that co-co-lo-so for real?

It was a little frothy when I saw people drinking it. Sometimes I see people drinking and have the milk mustache. Oh. What the fuck is going on? There's a woman with child in here. He doesn't like this conversation. No. Listen, Cassie is a legend.

I'm sorry that she had to experience those things that she experienced but the fact that she took that stand and knew what to say to get the computers putin? Oh my God. You never, first of all, we wasn't going to look at Diddy the same? You were never looking at him the same again. So he would hire escorts to have sex with Cassie. Yes.

And then she was down with Craigslist too. Buying cock off Craigslist is insanity. Why would you be? buying cock off Craig's list. He probably did him so much that he asked for Craig. I want Craig. I want Craig. I spent so much money here.

Send me fucking Craig. Can you imagine him high off cocaine, drunk as shit? Manik is a motherfucker. I have spent so much money on Craig list. Send me Craig. Send me Craig. Send me, Craig. Send me, Craig.

Send me, Craig. Send me Craig. Play the victory beat. Play the victory beat. This is crazy. The sun don't shine forever. God, damn. Yo, the funniest shit, there's a line.

There's a line where Biggie on one more chance for remit's, Biggie says, sexy me while you man masturbates. Pull it up, Taylor. No. I want you to hear the ad lib from Diddy when we post it. No, he does. He goes, oh, uh, uh. You got to hear it.

Oh, no. By the way, I know what Big meant. What did Big mean? Big was simply saying that, you know, your girl is fucking me while you at home masturbate. You know? But I don't think that's what Diddy hurt when Diddy heard the lyrics. He was inspired. He was inspired.

Let's hear it. Allegedly, by the way. Here's the thing, too, man. This is why you need the boondocks back. This is why you need a Chappelle show? Was Diddy, sorry, was Biggie like? seeing the shit Diddy was into and then write in bars about it? Or was Biggie writing bars that Diddy was misunderstanding and then live in those bars?

I think that's what it was. You look so good I'm sucking your daddy's dick. God, damn. Now, that's a fucking fantastic idea. That's a Richard Pryor joke too, by the way. Wait, really? Yeah. Oh.

I think what you're saying is true. I think Biggie was writing dope-ass lyrics. And Diddy is living those rap? Allegedly misunderstanding. Because Did he heard this bar? Play this. Play this. Passion, high fashion, flying in the all states.

Sex and me while your man masturbates. This is this great in the flight. Un. Like, um, um. I like that idea. You know what I'm saying? That's not what Big was talking about, diddy? Big up, Big up!

That's not what he was talking about. Nah, the Jamaicans are rolling in their graves right now. This is not right. This is not right. That's not what he was talking about. That's not what he was talking about. This is crazy, man. It was only day two.

And we got nut on the nipple, yo. Another man's nut on your nipples. You're not thinking about this, you're not thinking about how crazy this is. No, I am. You've never even heard of anything like this. I've never heard of this. I'm 46 years old. This is 2025.

We're hearing things in this trial on day two that we've never even heard of before. Okay, let me ask you. question. The dude comes on Cassie. Right? Cassie's got come all over, tits. And Diddy's there and he's going, man, I wish I was hurt. And goes, hey. Hold up. Now he's cooking. Hey, I want

to be you. I, it's on that, it says, it's White Lotus. It's White Lotus. He's Sam Rockwell from Light Lotus. He realized he wanted to be Cassie. He wants to come on his chest. You know what's true? You know what, though? But he wasn't willing to cut out the middleman. He wasn't willing to cut out the middleman.

He still needed Cassie to be there to have the cum hit her first, and then the cum could go on his chest. Sam Rockwell and White Lotus, he was willing to take that cum. Direct him. If this is a true story. No, it's secondhand gay.

He is secondhand gay. If I let the man nut on me. Yep. That's too much. First person shooter. You can't do it. You can't do it. But if I let the nut come out and then this person takes the nut and puts it on my nipples.

Then it's different. Second hand. Yes. You need a little ricochet. Secondhand gate. It's not from a woman. It's technically not from a woman. But it's not.

You think he licked it off? What? Yo, why do you always go there with it? I don't know if he looked it off, but that's definitely what he got the idea for Cololoso. I'm telling you right now, he saw that shit on his chest. Y'all were drinking Sir Rock. God, damn. Think about that. Think about how many years you guys were drinking

Sarak, knowing full well with his fucking dudes come all up in that shit. Allegedly. Allegedly. Sirrock is French for cock. You know that, right? Yeah. That's why the bottle is shaped away of shape, and you grab it at the top, like, right under the head. And you, in the club, you just throw that shit back. You know what I'm saying? I don't know, man. He's having too much fun with this. By the way. First of all, I know I'm not mature enough for this conversation.

There's no way I could have been in that courtroom, okay? Because if she wasn't crying during that moment, I don't think I could not let out a chuckle. This motherfucker did what? Who? What? Hold on where is the court? Can we go?

Is it a public? I don't want to be nowhere near that shit. Get the fuck out of here. So we can go. You're telling me we're not going to do one brilliant idiotous live episode? Oh, Lauren's been there every day. Yeah. Lauren Larosa goes every day.

So what is she coming back with? Hilarity. Not stuff that she thinks is funny. Yeah. Stuff she's telling Unk, and Uncle's like, what? Hold on. What was the craziest shit she came back with? It was this shit right here.

She just explains it more of, like, their reactions. She told me this shit. I'm like, huh? Is she emotional on the stand when she says it? Is Diddy there getting horny? Like, is there a way to tell if he's enjoying the story? No, she actually said, no, Lauren did say that. Lauren said, I forgot what story Cassie told.

She said Diddy was looking like, what the fuck? It's like, Diddy, I'm, listen, yes, you are. innocent until proven guilty. But it's not much. I don't think the jurors aren't going to believe. Yeah. Like, I'm telling you, in all seriousness, the most damning piece of evidence in this situation

is that video. Because what I'm also realizing is a lot of people don't understand what trafficking is in regards to the law. Traffing is some bullshit in regards to the law. If you fly a girl out to get some pussy, you're trafficking. Well... No, that's only for even money.

Hold on. I think money exchange has to be part of, I think. What they got ditty under is this thing called the Man Act, officially known as the White Slave Traffic Act of 1910. It's a U.S. federal law that originally made it a crime to transport women across state lines for immoral purposes. The intent of it was to combat prostitution, human trafficking, and sexual exploitation.

Now, they have something called immoral purposes. They said it's a vague phrase, allowed the law. This vague phrase allowed the law to be used broadly, including the prosecute consensual relationships deemed inappropriate at the time. So I don't know. Now, think about it. Stuff like anal sex, blah, blah, blah. But it was amended. So over the years, it's been narrowed to focus on coerced prostitution, sex trafficking, and exploitation involving minors.

Now, here is where the coercion comes into play. It's a lot of different reasons, right? Number one, Diddy was 40 years old. She was like 21, 22, something like that. That's both. He signed her to a record contract. He had her for 10 hours. He said, hey, if you don't do X, Y, and Z,

then we're not going to put your music out. The drugs, right? Having her on all of these different drugs. That's why she's taking the stand having these conversations. And the violence. The violence is crazy. You should be under the jail loan for what he did in an hotel. But if she didn't do what he wanted her,

if she didn't do what he wanted, what am I trying to say? If she didn't do what he wanted her to do, right? Yeah, yeah. Then he would get violent with her. So that is all trafficking under the law. Now, the racketeering thing, I don't know what that comes into play. I don't even know. I don't know what the racketeering is only day two, so maybe they'll unveil more

the racketeering later. The trafficking, that's going to be hard to beat, bro, based off what we've seen in these first few days. Damn, bro. I think the racketeering is just all the people around him that were supplying him with drugs, keeping quiet, like any crimes and stuff like that. So if you can prove that. That's the thing.

That's what I'm saying. There is no way that Didy and Cassie are the only people that know what the fuck is going on. There was a lot of people know what the fuck is going on. And we know who they are and they're silent about this shit. No, we don't know who they are

because there are people being named. There are people being named in the court. Like Cassie named a couple of people. Who? I'm not saying their names. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying they're saying. Because I don't want to say their names

and implicate them in something because I don't know if Cassie was implicating them in something. Kathy was just simply saying who was there to like take her phone or you know she wasn't answering calls they would you know come see where she was stuff like that but she said that didn't she say she was getting the drugs like did he would tell her where to get the drugs from or am I making that up all I'm simply saying is if you know what trafficking is under the under the guise of the law then you know what coercion is you know what the manipulation is that they that they interject in trafficking and that they interject in trafficking. And man. I don't need to see anything more than him beating her up in the hotel. Like, after I see that, I assume that's the only, like, that's not the first time you did. There's no way the first time you beat somebody up is caught on camera.

So I'm assuming that's probably happened a bunch more times, lock them up. Here's my thing, too. This comes shape on the nipples is insanity. Everybody keeps saying he's not on trial for the domestic violence, right? Which is true. Yeah. But they're using that tape to show that he used violence to coerce her to continue to engage. in these sex sacks. That's why they were saying at the hotel there was a guy in there.

And she was trying to get escape a freak off. Diddy's team was trying to say there was nobody else in the room. Wait, there was a guy trying to escape the freak off? No, there was, she was trying to escape. Oh, there was a guy. How do you do that? Like, can't you just. She was getting the fuck out. She was running. No, if you're the guy, like how would you, how would you escape? I feel like you just don't get hard and then you escaped it. They're not going to force a soft dick and a freak off. He said there was something that didn't. He got to perfectly fine butt. What?

Your dick may not work, but you still got a perfectly fine butt. Oh, gosh. That's fucking, that's horrible. I'm just saying. You're saying that if the guy wouldn't hard, they would make his butt a vagina? I bought you here to be at top. You're going to be a bottom.

Your bottom. Charlemagne, that is, that is... I'm just saying, things can happen. Things can happen. Like, listen, he's a producer. In the studio, you got to improvise. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying.

Like, for real, things happen. Y'all are laughing. Where are all these prostitutes, the male prostitutes that, okay, this is horrible. I just want to point out what I'm about to say, because we're not mature enough to have this conversation. But imagine you're a male prostitute. And the majority of your life is fucking, like,

fat, overweight, disgusting beasts of women, and that's what you do to make a living. Or like some unhappily married chick that just wants to get some dick on the side, some old lady that hasn't had her shit rocked in a long time, and then you show up to the call. And it is one of the most beautiful woman that's ever graced the fucking planet.

The prostitute said that. They were like, this is a gold mine. The male prostitute literally said that. What do you say? He said that Cassidy was one of the most beautiful women he'd ever seen in his life. She is. And he was like, if she would have asked me to date her,

I would have dated her. But what happened? Did he say anything about the fact that he was being used as a backboard to splatter come on Diddy's tits? I don't think he knew. I think that was new to everybody. He's in the room watching.

Nah, I mean, somebody just take the come off of you and you high. You don't know what they're doing with the come. Charlemagne. What? He's sitting right there. I don't know what you're doing with the cum. His nipples are dry. He hates that, did he?

Jesus Christ. He's ornery. He's angry. He's just this curmudgeon. Why did nipples? He's got a sensitive nipple. Some people have sensitive nipples. You don't have sensitive nipples.

You don't have sensitive nipples, obviously. Diddy has sensitive nipples. Listen, man. Have you ever had come on your nipples? Never. You know what's- Feele in them sperm, swim for their life to nowhere? You know what's crazy about genius?

That shit goes both ways because your mind goes places that other people's minds don't go. So the same way you can create a ill remix or create an ill idea for a song. He remix sex. You remix sex. Because the original version is

that come just stays on. the girl's tits and he's like, wait a minute, wait a minute, I've got an idea. I got a fucking idea. Before that dries up and cakes up over there, why don't you lather it on me? I know. It's actually disgusting. He invented the re-dick. No gay out.

You know what the thing? Like, what the fuck? That's fucked up, man. What if he really wanted the name shit? Like, ready to, ready to dick. Life after dick. What the fuck, man? What the fuck?

Who's at them parties now? The only song that he wouldn't have to remix in that whole equation is whoa. Okay, because goddamn. Jesus Christ! There's no way that the street dudes around Diddy at the time weren't Stephen. Slaver in your ear.

What the fuck is going on in the world, yo? What the fuck is happening? Are y'all not paying attention? I get more butt than ass trained. This shit is insane! This shit is insanity and y'all are acting like this shit is fucking normal! I can't believe this, man. Surprise more gay stuff hasn't come out yet, though.

Yo, are we not... Who is signed to Diddy? Who are the biggest acts that were on Diddy's label? Oh, that's easy. Who? Biggie, Mace. What is... Bays Evans, 112.

What is Mace said about this? Mace got a pod, man. Phennymedo. by the way. They somewhere eating popcorn, laughing his ass off. But he was, he was, he was kind of talking shit about Diddy a little bit, right? Why did he talk about for years? They had a contentious relationship.

Bace was leading to charge, absolutely. So he knew something was up. Nah, I just think, man, here's the thing, man. Diddy had. Not knew something that like that, me, like he was one of the people going, yo, I don't want to be around that motherfucker. They didn't like Diddy's business practices. Got it.

You know what I mean? They didn't like did these business practices. I'm sure. You remember that interview. I don't know Mace to bite his tongue. Put it that way. I'm telling you all. right now.

That interview with Babledge, but he's like, how come we come to my party? Listen, you might have thought Diddy was freaky. Wendy Williams made us believe Diddy might have even, you know, swung both ways. Ain't nobody ever sat around and thought he liked to take another man's nut. Yes, they did. And wiping on his nipples.

Daddy. I like when you like this, Daddy. Daddy, I like when you're scrambling and scraping. Yo, can I be honest with you? I thought that he liked to get, I thought he liked to fuck guys. And I thought it was like some weird power thing. Then I'm like, all right. Maybe he's like hooking up with guys.

I didn't know that he wanted to come on women, other guys to come on women, and then have that cum rubbed on his nipples. I could never imagine such an act. It's like if they told us he was fucking guys, all right. That ain't even nothing. It's like, okay. If somebody said, if somebody said, yo.

It ain't that. It could most likely he's fucking guy that's happening to him anyway. If somebody said, yo. They're finishing on him. Cassie. Cassie, can you. You feed this chicken parmesan sandwich to that guy right there. Let him chew it up.

But before he swallows it, can you take it out of his mouth and rum it on my teeth? You would go, you would go, this guy's fucking insane. There's no way it's possible. He was literally doing that shit. Would come. With cum. With come! With baby batter, Taylor.

I mean, the secret sauce that got you in here seven months pregnant, waddling around was on his nipples because he wanted. Put it in there. Because my nigga never, ever was in the same room with Ditty, so don't do that. What are you talking about? Look how you just, no, you said the same seaman that was in me was O and Diddy. No, no. What? No.

Girls, like, it's just a substance. I'm just saying, don't put my man in the same category. It's nothing to do with him. When you go to a 7-Eleven and you get a Coca-Cola and then you go to another store, you get a Coca-Cola. They both Coca-Cola, but it's different Coca-Cola. I just don't like the indication of me. No, the secret sauce is sperm. I know.

No, but- You think sperm comes from one place? Hold on, you know how you got pregnant, right? How'd you get pregnant? Yes. There's this thing called sperm. I know. I'm saying, leave it out.

And then you give it to a doctor and then that doctor will put it in your life. My son is not like this talk right now. Okay, all right, let's take it away from that. Taylor, obviously you've seen come before. Yeah. So imagine taking that substance. Imagine a man coming to you and saying, hey, can you put that on my nipple? Yo, am I?

Another man, it's not even his. Charlaman, am I diddy? Yeah, you're reversed ditty. I gave my come to a man. And then that man gave it to my wife. Here I am incriminating this man. Call him a freak. Call him a monster.

Call him an animal. He kind of hit, bro. We're two birds of the same feather or whatever that shit is. He kind of hit your wife a little bit, bro. What is that? What? Whoa, whoa. Oh, chill, chill, chill.

Chill, chill. That's a little secondhand slinging. You don't think that's a, you don't think that's a, you don't think. That's a little bit. Of course I think about it. I run a whole special about it. It's very vulnerable.

Okay? It was very difficult for me to deal with. Okay? I'd like to think of the fact that he was a doctor and not some fucking freak on Craigslist, made it a little different, but who knows? Even as a man, all my years of masturbate, I've never thought about doing anything with that come

except for cleaning it up as quick as possible. Come on, bro. Stop it. Wait, man. Come on, you never played some little pranks with your boys. No. Oh, my God. You never put a little bit on their deodorant, and then the next day they're going like this, and you're like, ah, you got my comb on your armpit.

The arm's crazy. Come on. You never put it on that deal with it. You guys never did that. Old Skeet is insane. That's just fucking insanity, bro. Wait, you guys never played sperm pranks with your friends. No.

Come on. Come off. No, we have not. No. I don't believe you guys. I think you guys are making this up. Or you never- Sprong pranks. You never put it in the mayo, then mix it up in the mayo, and then when your friends are making sandwiches that has a low of your sperm. Oh, this is too much. Come on!

Guys, stop it. That's disgusting. This is the next case, y'all. We're going to see one of show us all buddies. I don't believe you guys. The Minto movement will start with that. I do not believe that you guys don't do this. You never... Why?

You never mixed in the shampoo and then your friends are just washing their hair with some of your sperm? Never. Come on. I don't even want to hear you say come no more. You've never done that. No. I cannot believe you're telling me that you guys haven't played these games.

I've never done anything except for cleaning it up as quick as possible. Never. I've never even thought about it. I never even did this. I don't believe. You guys are being silly. Okay.

You guys are being silly. You're being silly playing with that silly putty. What does suck off mean, Taylor? You got suck off when to all means necessary. What does suck off mean? This is crazy. This has been a crazy, crazy week. A one-v-one suckoff is it?

What is this? Nah. There's two people racing. Barstool. They're sucking a blowpop and they're trying to get to the center of blowpop. I've been wrong looking at this. Oh, my God. Mincy, can we make a look upwards?

It might be time. It might be time. Time for what? For God, just to come pressure walls, Everything. Are we might be ready for nuclear war, bro. It might be the fuck time. I want to know who wins.

Is this like a whole bracket? Is there a whole tournament thing? Why, you want to get in it? No, because this guy looks like he's up to zero. He is, right? That is. See, and you know what's so crazy? This looks perfectly normal until it's said in the ditty trial.

When two guys stand up at the Ditty trial. When two guys stand up at the Diddy trial and said that Diddy made us do a 1V1 suckoff. And he wanted us to race to the center of the blowpop. And when we got to the center of the blowpop, that's why we need video. He wanted us to give him the gum. Yep. That's why we need video. Jesus Christ, man.

No, we need video. Oh, God. Tell what else. Didn't you say something about Cassie said she was drowning pee? He said that. Yeah, that's true. Who is he? She choked on the...

She said that they were peeing on her and she didn't like it. And she was, I think she said, Chowen. It was four days to freak off. She did what? She let the longest, there's four days to freak off. Like four days straight? Yeah. Like non-stop?

I mean, they had to stop sometime. I remember when Diddy posted about this back in the day. You've never heard about it? It's called Hanukum. Yeah. Yeah. You're an annoying. You know, yeah.

You got to keep that candlelit. You know, Did he, I remember he tweeted about this back in the day. He talked about tantric sex. And he was tweeting, it's like 09. If you look it up, it'll come up. But he was tweeting about having tantric sex. And he was going for like, he was trying to go for 36 hours. Yeah.

What is Loub time? Taylor, what are these crazy ass topic? I thought all of this shit was from the Diddy Trial. But suck off with something completely different. Yeah. What is Loub time? What are we going to do, guys? I was with Hallie Berry.

Excited to use her lube. Shout out to Hollyberry. Get off Holly and dick, y'all. First of all, all Holly was doing promoting her lube. Who's that guy? That's her man. Clearly this shit worked because this shit ended up when she had like 10 million views.

I bet you the sales for her lube went through the roof. But who is the guy? Who is her man? That's her man. Yeah, yeah, I know it's her man. But, like, is he just, he's a regular guy. Doesn't matter? Yeah.

No, if you were to bed with Holly Barry, you're not a regular guy. No, we know that. Okay? That's why I'm assuming. I'm like, who is this guy? Van Hunt? Yeah.

Van Hunt. Yeah, band hunt. Yeah. He's an actor. He's a singer-songwriter. Yeah, singer-songwriter, yep. He's a lucky man. That's what he is.

Shit. I saw people calling this video cringe. It's just a woman. Shut the fuck up. Shut your fucking mouth. Talking about Ali Berry like that. Press play. Press play.

Why is it cringe? No, I'm going to tell you about it. I'm not going to show you. I'm going to tell you about. how my mother's day is going to end. You know, right, man? Yes. I wish you'd hurry up.

We got our let's spin, because let's spin just came out in this cute little travel size. And so since we're in Can France, I travel with it for the first time, and we're about to give it a spin. You got the Ken, we're Van. Van, you're a legend. It just looks corny.

What's corny about? It's just because they're old-year-old people having said. Exactly. That's all. Wait till y'all is. It's just because they're older. Yeah, it's kind of promoting. It's just like, all right.

All right, wait, one day when you're 60, your shit dry, you're gonna be wishing you has some of that Hallie Berry Lou. You know what it is? But I wouldn't be doing a video like that either. You don't know that yet. If you could make $20 million on it, you might. Listen, they're older. I would do it better than her.

You would do it better than her? Yeah. Just like her if you did it. No, I want it. They're older and they're doing something that everybody does on social media. What's that? Sharing too much.

That's all. Yeah. It just shared too much, but I don't think it was crazy. Everybody was like, oh, this is so cringe. That's because you're damn near her age, too. All right, then call OnlyFans cringe. It is. We'll call it that shit more.

That's true. You know what? It's true. You guys out here celebrating all these horrors out there and then when a nice woman who's in a loving relationship wants to have some great sex with her husband and their 50s. With her lube that she owns. With her company.

Why can't we promote black love and black businesses? She could have promoted it better. There's no better promotion than this. Everybody's talking about it. How many views that you got? Because it was cranged. Oh, look, this shit. This shit got 22 million views.

27.9 million views. First of all. In a date. Yeah. Okay. What's the name of the Lou? Oh, two days. I don't know what the name of it is.

Damn it, Taylor. I swear to God. You got us riled up today. I don't have a problem with it. What else we got, Taylor? Well, let's ask. What is semen massage? Did we just talk about that?

No, this is all ditty stuff now right here. but... I can't do more ditty stuff, man. Yeah, I think it's a little bit. So then answer this question. I need headlines. Is this from... Do you imagine dragon shit?

You want answer this question? Damn, you went back to the old. Damn. That's crazy. That might have been the first one you ever got me with. I thought I could go throw back. I thought I could go throw back. That would be the first one...

I saw a comment in the episode last week that they're like, yo, I'm not finished with the app yet. The shows get them? Watch the episode. I know who did get him. Fucking Diddy. Diddy don't even do the joke.

Diddy just go up with a punchline every time. It's just my stomach hurts. My real, my stomach hurt. Okay, go to Dre and Nicole in Lex P. You got to answer this, though. Okay, on single women living in their truth. Hard wig soft life. The other man's nut and rubbed it on his nipple.

Oh, my God. I know. It's hard to follow that. And it's supposedly eight more weeks of this. Who was Benjamin? Y'all don't think about that? What's the mean? How do we know Benjamin's with money?

How do we not know Benjamin's was five guys all named Benjamin that he got off Craigslist? And he had to be in there rapping about it. How do we not know this, yo? Whatever happened to that guy who would hold the umbrella that was with him? Fonsworth, Bentley. Yeah. He's in the church now.

Yeah, stay in the church. Fonsworth. Is that what happens after you are with Diddy for a while you get into the Like you got to be cleansed like you would think You probably do You need God, you need God, bro. You need God, That is crazy. Mace, Loon Fonsworth? Loon found Islam, right?

Yeah. Mace and Fonsworth found Jesus. Yeah. We're only in the first week, guys. There's eight weeks of this. I mean, we got nut on nipples on day two. Wow.

Guys. Do you think that they're holding stuff more? Yes. So they're just getting warmed up here. Bro, they're lining it up. That's why it's so weird to watch everybody say, I don't see what trafficking is. I don't see what the recall. I'm like, oh, you don't know the law.

Now, see, that's why when Minister Fragon says, when you see men fall, don't laugh, learn, because I'm realizing there's a lot of people who don't know the law. There's a lot of guys that I be talking to that be saying, well, what is, why is that consider trafficking? Why is this considered trafficking? Like, you're not paying attention, brother. And you need to pay attention to what's going on. Flying a girl to get some pussy could be considered trafficking. You don't have to pay them because prostitutes aren't paid. I don't even think it's that. If you're a pimp and you're traveling with women, they're not getting paid. Flying a prostitute is definitely trafficking, but it's the

coercion. Coercion. But all it takes is a girl to be like, yeah, I was coerced. Sure. God damn. Have you not been listening to these stories? No, but What I'm saying is I think it's justified. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because all you got to say is I was coerced. What happened? He did X, Y, yo, all of you dudes that be bragging about, yeah, she flew out here, you know what I'm saying, and I hit, you know what I mean? I told her I'm going to cancel her plane ticket if she don't let me hit.

Done. Done. Toast. So do you think that her husband knew about all this? Whose husband? Cassie's. Yeah. She got to have a combo with him about all the shit.

You got to. Is she with child right now? Yes, he's due in June. But it's pregnant, it's Taylor. Jesus Christ. Yeah, you have to tell your husband everything beforehand because you don't want nothing. First of all, you know what you're going to say

when you take the stand. So you got to let your husband know first because that's the last person you want to blindside with this. You know what I'm saying? Do you think he's intimidated at all? Knowing that she had sexual, like, professional coxman? Nah, he actually, honestly, a situation like this would probably bring you closer together.

because you realize what she went through in a real way. That's a real-ass dude right there. I ain't a lot. I mean, that's a real-ass dude. But better or worse, right? Amen. You took those vows, you know? Lauren said that he was, like, staring at him at one point.

Staring to who? I did he. Yeah, he wanted to probably swing on him. I get it. Yeah. Charmatize, listen, you traumatize my wife. You listen. Here the thing.

Cassie's not responsible for, you know, the trauma that happened to her. But she's responsible for her healing. and I'm sure that her husband is, you know, helping her on that journey. So when you're helping a person on that journey and you're listening to all the deep, dark secrets, you're listening to all the trauma, you're listening to her, you know, explain all these things to you. You're looking at that person and you know that person is responsible for it. Yo, there's a part of you that's probably like, I want to go swing on that motherfucker right now. Yeah, every part of you.

Of course. I would think. He wouldn't be human if he didn't think that way. I'm sure he was staring at him. Yeah. You know, and now it's like, yo, not only. am I staring at you? It's almost like a, it's a lesson, right? Like, you're looking like, I didn't even have to touch you.

I wanted to fuck you up all these years. I wanted to put hands on you. I thought about doing the worst things to you. Titty twisted. And I didn't have to do it. Imagine how sensitive his nipples are. Titty twister. He would die.

You can't titty twist, did he? The sensitivity did he has? It's like, you couldn't do it. It's like having, like, really moist hands and trying to open a jar. You know what I'm saying? Every time you go to put the... I can't hold on. I can't get a grip.

God damn it. What is that? What is it? You know what I'm saying? And he couldn't do that. What is this? New Bill could ban pornography across America? Ban that shit.

Who need phonography when you got the ditty trial? Ban it. Republicans are trying to. You're trying to what? What are Republicans doing, man? What's up with Republicans, Joe? Yeah, what do you guys think about that? Like, I...

Talk to me. Should we ban it or we got to do something, right? Like, it's too much. It's too available. It's too everywhere. Like, it should be a little more difficult. But we were young, at least it was difficult to get porn. There's no putting that Tooth Face back into YouTube.

Yeah, I guess. How? How? How? Pornhub exists. All of these different sites exist. You know what I mean? The Twitter.

Yeah, like, how? This is too available. It's just, it's too available. You shouldn't be getting that shit, especially at age as this young. Like, these kids can be, when we were young, you had to hope, like, if you change the channel real quick back and forth, that it might pop up for a few seconds. Polky's on. on HBO. Real sex.

Robin Byrd on Channel 35. But we were young. We were like 13, 14 years old watching like full porno girls squirting and shit. And it can warp your idea of what sex is. I know I'm sounding like some old head, but it's so readily available. It is a concern and there will be

repercussions for this shit. Don't think that won't. Don't think young-ass kids watching porn isn't going to fuck them up. Let me tell you something. I've watched a lot of porn in my life. And you are horrible. Now, listen, I've watched a lot of porn in my life, but no porn has ever showed me a man nut.

That man take another man telling a woman to get that nut and rubbing on my nipples. Now, if there is porn out there like that, I stand corrected. I ain't seen none, okay? So we're not going to sit here and blame porn on everything. Did you see the video of like, well, not a video, but they were the deposition where, like, he had the six guys. It was out in his backyard, six guys jerking off onto a slip and slide. And then he would get a running start and dive chest first on the slip and slide. Is she about to get spooky, yo?

Let's go ahead. What you mean? What you mean? Listen, we're trying to get off of it. Listen, we're trying, Taylor. I can't get this. Listen, we can't get this shit out of our head. I've been hearing this shit since Tuesday, and I just cannot stop.

I can't stop thinking about. What type of freaky-ass person is he? I know, man. I don't know if it's true or not. I have no reason to believe that Cassie would lie about something like that. Because that's not even something you make. It reflects worse. That's something you had to see.

Yeah. Ain't nobody got that kind of imagination. I know, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, you had to see that. You didn't just make that one of it. I got a very vivid, freaky-ass imagination if I choose to. I ain't never thought it out.

Can't even conjure it. No, man. Never. I want your cum. Stop. And I want somebody to collect your cum to rub on my nipples? I got semen recipes? What the fuck? Do you think he had like the fuck men?

Do you think that he had his like favorites? Oh, absolutely. What? Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. Baby, let's go to L.A. this weekend. I'm in the mood from Mexico.

Hey, hey, can you book that brothel in Chinatown for me? Absolutely. Okay, where do you think he got the idea to have all those flavored vodka? Oh, shit. The Chinatown, the dim-com? Dimp soup? It's crazy. Dim-com soup.

The M-cum-Nata? The Emcom Nader would be crazy, okay? And all don't let them be in the mood for soul food. All right. Fried Dicken? Listen, would you want some fried dicking? Huh? We can't.

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Simon & Shoest to, let's get back to the show. Thunderboats, tops the box office again. What did you think? Did you watch it? Yeah, I saw it. I actually went to go see it on Mother's Day. I went to the movies by myself. On Mother's Day? On Mother's Day? Why? My wife actually was with her best friend out of town, and she came back on Mother's Day. But I just had the day. That's Sunday, Sunday morning. Okay.

And so I went to go see Thunderball. Why can't I treat myself? I made her a mother. Oh, my God. So, no, y'all didn't, so brothers, y'all didn't do nothing for yourselves. You know, y'all got to cut this out. We're going to stop acting like Mother's Day and Father's Day. Like, we just did that alone, okay? I can celebrate on Mother's Day, too. I feel great.

You should be watching the kids. We had help for that. Okay. You're right? Fuck your shit. I went to go see Thunderbolts, okay? I needed to go celebrate making my wife a beautiful mother. I think that's a great point.

That's a great point. Did you like Thunderbolts? I did. I liked that. You saw it? Yeah. Really? Eh.

Is it a move in the right... Is it moving the right direction for Marvel? Because they've been flopping. Yeah. Really? Maybe we've seen it too much. I didn't love it. Maybe they're trying to recreate the thing that worked for them in the past and it's

like, yo, we've already seen it. We've seen a lot of different iterations of it. We need something novel. I didn't hate it. I didn't hate it. But it was mid. Didn't love it. Is this mid?

Mid is the right word. Just like Brave New World. It was like, eh? It was better than Brave New World, though. Brave New World could have been in Netflix. I mean, a Disney Plus series. Yeah. Thunderbolts could have been a Disney Plus series.

I think they could have did a Thunderbolt Disney Plus series, and they could have showed every single character in Thunderbolt's shame room. I felt like the whole ending was super cheesy. Like, why? Why they got to be the new Avengers? What's the ending? Setting up for. They could just be the Thunderbolts?

And I don't want to see a bunch of different Avenger crews in these movies. Because Sam Wilson got an Avenger crew because at the end of the Brave New World, he had to assemble one. So I'm sure he's gonna assemble his off camera and you're gonna see them just pop up in Doomsday. Because Avengers Doom, you got Fantastic Four and you got Avengers Doomsday. It's like, to be honest with you,

I don't even think Marvel has done enough in this phase to get us to an Avengers. Avengers movies are. Yeah, you gotta build. That's like the climactic event, right? Yeah. What have they done to get us to an Avenger Doomsday? I haven't watched one Marvel movie since Avengers.

End game. Wait, Engage? Yeah, end game, yeah. Oh, wow. And then the whole, this is the best Marvel movie since endgame. It is not. It is not. I wouldn't say that.

No. What was the best since end game? Probably Spider-Man, No Way Home. You count Spider-Man as like in that world. Yeah, Spider-Man, No Way Home. I thought Guardians of Galaxy 3 was great. I like... Guardians of Galaxy 3 came out after Avengers?

Yeah. Oh, I guess I watched that one. I like, I like Wakanda Favile. I like Dr. Scraint. I thought Dr. Scrainton, I thought Dr. President Madness was good. I enjoy multi-person madness. I don't care about that shit.

I just, I just know this ain't the best movie since Endgame. It's cool. It's okay. I got it. I didn't love it, is all I'm saying. The best part of it was the post-credit scene. Yeah. You know?

I'm looking forward with Fantastic Four, I think. I guess. They hype. I didn't want to go see Thunderbolts. Really? I only went because I just feel this loyalty tomorrow. Why? And then I had enough people telling me,

nah, you should go see it as good. And then I went and I'm just like, eh. You went alone. Sitting in the theater with a medium-sized bag of popcorn and some peanut M&Ms, 12 o'clock on a Sunday. Wow. I didn't feel like my day was wasted. Right.

It was just okay. It was just like, I didn't love it. Sinners way better. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Now, here's the thing I do like about Thunderbolts that Marvel probably could lean into more. I do like them take these characters,

taking these characters that nobody cares about and making us care. You know what I'm saying? Like I, because that's what they did literally throughout the whole first run of Marvel, right? Or nobody give a fuck about. Even Iron Man, nobody was thinking about.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, definitely. That's why I think it's good. You take all these no-name characters that nobody knows up and then get us still up. If all of them die in Dooms Day, I wouldn't give a fuck. That's interesting. Billy, I want to see Billy go against Doom.

Who's Billy? I didn't like Century. Century. Bob, not Billy, Bob. Yeah, my best. I didn't like, I mean, I didn't, I didn't like, Century's way tough in the comic books. In the comic books, Century is Barbell's version of Superman. I didn't like how they did it in Thunderbolt.

And by the way, I don't know if you need those kind of heroes in this because who can stop them? That's my other thing I'm thinking about too. I'm like, they about to give us Galactus, Dr. Doom, Century, like all of these super powerful entities and beings. Who are going to fight them? I mean, they got to fight each other. Now, like, Doom versus Century is going to be crazy. Marvel's got to reflect, like, the societal need at the time. So, like, during Marvel's run when it was absolutely crazy,

there was a lot of affluence and there was a lot of excitement. Like, you're hearing things like crypto pop up. Millionaires and billionaires are popping up out of nowhere. Money was very exciting. People felt hope and they felt like they could get rich. So you see the richest, smartest guy. Like, it's no, it's not surprising to me at all that, like, Elon and Tony Stark are kind of mirroring each other.

And this is a time where Elon was so beloved. So it's great to see the comic book form of that and what it could be. Now, I don't think the movies, and I should watch it before I say this, but it doesn't feel like the movies are representing like societal need right now. And I think right now people are struggling a little bit. Like they're feeling a little bit more down and out,

a little bit more desperation. So like what is the Marvel movie that represents what those people are feeling? I would say Thunderbolt. Really? All the characters were down and out. And they're just like, what do we do now? And then you see them come together as a unit.

You're not wrong, Alice, but I get what Andrew's saying. Like, and maybe we'll get that in Doomsday. Or maybe we'll get that in Fantastic Four because people feel like the sky is falling, right? Yeah. People feel like they don't know what the hell is going to happen in the world. Like that type of uncertainty. Uncertainty. Fantastic Four, they allegedly are going to lose their whole planet.

So maybe you need that. Maybe that is the one that's going, you know, meet the times. I, you know, it's like, for me, it also could be a time where, like, we're not interested in, in fantastical shit. We might be interested in more grounded real shit. It's possible. I don't know. But, like, these trends happen. These trends happen with film and it happened with TV shows and the TV shows that reflect that often are the ones that are most successful.

And it's accidental. It's very hard to, like, predict what happens. And keep in mind, making a movie, like a Marvel movie is probably like a four-year endeavor. You know, like you start writing the script. then you cast it, then you go film it, then you edit it. You can't predict what's going to be happening in America four years at a time. But that's what bothers me about all this new marvel shit.

We know that they had an arc. Their arc was supposed to be the King Dynasty and the multiverse. And they had to pivot. They had to pivot. Because that multiverse is S and nobody should have ever done it and they should move away from it immediately. It's the stupidest thing ever. That's why they're rushing the doom thing to close the whole motion.

They need to close that shit immediately and they never say the word multiverse again. We want one universe. That's where we live. We don't really believe that there could be a multiverse. and we want there to be stakes when someone dies. That's why they should have left Earth 616, and I'll say this a million times.

They should have left Earth 616, went to whatever Earth the X-Men exist on. And gave us the Mutant Saga. Done, coming. And the Mutant saga could have been the last five years since endgame, and at this moment, they could be starting to introduce us to the multiverse and all of that other shit.

Low-key, I'm ready for X-Men. I like the idea of an X-Men. I think that's really cool. X-Men checked off. Every single box Marvel has been trying to. trying to chase in this case. Talks me. You want diversity.

You want more women presence. X-Men gave you all of that. But it's not even forced women present. No. Those characters have always existed. And it's a real storyline. Yep. To what we're talking about now, the X-Men were always under the threat of the government.

It's also doubt. The X-Men always thought the government was trying to keep them out. And right now, people are really disillusioned with government. So this idea that the government could be approaching on their freedom and their rights is actually really special. This idea is actually really special. that these are like these misfits that are like ostracized by society, they all have to come together to execute these great tasks to just stay alive. It's not even like, it's not even thrive like Tony Stark. It's like, yo, if we don't stay together pretend to not be mutants,

they're going to kill us. That's right. Yeah, I think X-Men might be. They should have went to the mutant saga. But they couldn't because they didn't have the rights. Fox had the rights for it. They should have waited. I just give us, they just got it now. No, I got the rights back like three years ago. That's why we got Deadpool. And Deadpool was fantastic. They should have waited. So now what's the plan? Do you start at the beginning? Like, do you go... Oh, there's no more origin stories.

So we're done with that. No, not. Fantastic Four is not even an origin story. Like, Fantastic Four starts four years after they get their superpowers. How do we go to Professor X? Like, how do we get that shit? He's gonna be in Doomsday.

He was in fucking Dr. Strange. Okay. He was in Dr. Strange. Oh, is this still Patrick Stewart? Well, for now. From that, you know. Why don't we do a new one? Why don't we like...

They will. What's going to happen? I think they're going to bring all They're going to bring all of the old X-Men in Dr. Dooms Day. They're going to kill them all. All going to die. That's what I think is going to happen. Really? Yep.

That's what I think is going to happen. Doom is crazy. Doom is no joke. Yeah, dude is nuts. He's just, he's always been like the most evil, the hardest person to be. And what is it about him? He's just the smartest. And somehow he's the most powerful. I don't know how he became the most powerful, but he's just the smartest person who he.

So he got smart. In the comic books one time, Thanes, I mean, Dr. Doom reached into Thainos as well. and ripped his skeleton up. Why? Like, that's how powerful Dr. Doolman. Wow. Rubbed it all over ditties.

Let me ask a question to the room. Let me ask a question. Yes, please. Are we in a post-constitutional society? Oh, wow. Here we go. In what way? It don't matter if you're a Democrat.

It don't matter if you're a Republican. It don't matter if you're an independent. It don't matter if you're black. Don't matter if you're white. No matter if you're gay. It don't matter if you're straight. Don't matter what your gender is. You're an American.

Now, we know that this country has been flawed. We know that, you know, this country has not, you know, worked for everybody the way that it should. But there is a document called the Constitution that we hope everybody abides by, especially our elected officials. When we have a president who is clearly not abiding by it. What is he doing? Well, I mean, we can start with his latest one. the plane. Is that unconstitutional? Absolutely. It says in the U.S. Constitution, clear and plain, you cannot accept gifts from a foreign government king or something else. So here's my thing about

that. I agree with it. I don't think that they should do it. And I think that we should take that ruling and we should apply that to the universities like Harvard that accept tens of millions, maybe to the tune of hundreds of millions from these other countries in the exact same way. I think there should be a restriction from foreign governments. No, it is a restriction.

Well, why? I don't think that they are the same, but I think that the same concern we have of them potentially bribing a president should be reflected on bribing our elite institutions. I agree with that. Because it could affect the things that are taught in those schools.

It could affect the placement and the acceptance of certain students. It seems to me that there's a pay to play problem with Trump here with the with the plane right it's the idea is hey we're going to give you this plane why don't you be nice to us i agree with that way let's also want that same rule to apply and i don't want to be like what about this i agree with you it's a very good criticism but let's also apply that to these institutions that have been taking tens of millions of dollars for fucking decades and nobody says shit and then all the sudden we find out that there's some chinese spy

that's taking things back to china from harvard do you remember you got arrested at the airport they're like doing research at the facility and then he gets arrested on his way back. I might be butchering this. What I'm trying to say is like that same thing should be applied across everything. Yes, but I'll tell you one thing. That is very light compared to a president

of the United States of America taking that gift. And listen, I'm not even, forget the bribery. It's unconstitutional. And it's a national security threat. Chris said something other day. I agree. I feel the same way when like.

What if they bug the plane? What if they bug the fucking plane? No, no, I agree. I think. What if it's a, what if it's a bomb? that they can just detonate in any moment. I don't know if there's that many people who are supporting this. Like, I agree.

I think, or there should be criticism of this, just in the same way that there was criticism of, like, Hunter Biden's kid being appointed a position on a Ukrainian oil company or, like, gas company. So, like, yes, there should be these limitations because there is fear that you could be either funneling money through it or there could be influence. As Nikki Haley said,

if this was the Biden administration, everybody would be furious. And they were during, we'd be furious. But they were during the Biden administration. So I think it is a good, what is the Trump administration's justification for doing it?

Have they said anything? He'd be stupid not to take it. Yeah, that's what you said. He literally said, he said, oh, you want us to pay for it? He said, you want us to spend a half a billion dollars? He said, I'd be stupid not to take it. That's literally what he said. So I think it's a great gesture from Qatar.

I appreciate it very much. I would never be one to turn down that kind of an offer. I mean, I could be a stupid person say, no, we don't want a free, very expensive airplane. But I thought it was a great gesture. What is he doing with the plane? It's going to be their new Air Force One. And then after that, it's going to be donated to his life. You know what they should do? They should use the plane to bring those South African white refugees to America.

Hey, yo, by the way, we didn't even talk about that. It's been a great week for white Africans. the Cooper flag, yo. A white African win number one in the motherfucking draft and nobody said nothing, y'all. By the way, Dallas Mavericks. What is Trump going to tweet about that?

That shit is rigged. You talk about rigged elections. God damn. Fuck out of here, bro. They had a 1.8% chance of getting the number one pick. Based off the 1.8% odds, they were supposed to get the number 11 pick.

Now Nico looks like a genius. Sure, we'll give you, Luca. but we get Anthony Davis, whatever else, in the first round picking the draft, which would be Cooper flagged. Yeah, yeah. That shit was rigged like a motherfucker. What you think, Chris?

Which one? Rigged? Oh, yeah, I thought I was talking about Trump. Yeah, rigged. Well, I mean, this is what I think. They knew they needed somebody in LA to replace LeBron. Because TV rankings are down. So when this guy was negotiating to buy the maps,

they're like, look, you can have this team, but just so you know, we got to get Luca into. Oh, you think that was part of the conversation? And it was like, we'll figure it out. We'll make it up for you guys. Hold, this is big conspiracy. Like that's-

I don't think it's a conspiracy at all. But just, we're just being transparent. You're going to buy this team, but just know that there are only X amount of superstars that make it pop in L.A. He's one of them. There's whatever sort of tension going on. Mark Cuban would have never let that happen.

Mark Cuban would have never let that happen. And that's why they were glad Mark sold the team. Yep. Mark sold the team. Boom. Got it. Let's get out of here. All right.

Luca, you're going to L.A. Wow. Hey, Nico, you're going to take a lot of shit. The Mab's going to take a lot of shit. You're going to get Anthony Davis.

Sorry, Kyrie got hurt. He'll be back in Jimmy. Right, but then that's the thing. To really believe it's a conspiracy to that degree, you'd have to believe that they somehow you sabotage Kyrie's knee. Because if Kyrie's knee doesn't blow out,

they make the playoffs, then they don't have a pick. But I believe that there was some sort of pre-quote. You don't think that they could have made that happen? Who did Kyrie piss off? Oh, my God. Guys? Guys!

Guys, guys, guys, guys. Who did he piss? Guys. I'm saying, Kyrie's looking pretty mild on that front these days. Cairo will be back in January. Okay, he'll be back in January, running the flow with goddamn Cooper Flagg and Anthony Davis. What are we talking about here? Okay.

And by the way, this is a defer, he is a white African. How's he's a white, what are you talking about? Google. What's his connection to Africa? He's a white African. He's a white African. Yeah, we're all white Africans. I'm a white African.

white african everybody's a white african huh you go back far enough yeah we all he's a white african well else we why else we know how to play basketball like that what's wrong with you you know this guy is great what's wrong with you know why you kept calling him a white what the fuck he's wrong he's a white i thought it was going to be a nuts joke i know no no he's a how else could he ball like that you're right come on man you ain't seeing a white white african yeah you judge you talking you thought he was american get the fuck out of here no you got it you got it Cooper you're stupid

Cooper Cooper Cooper Cooper C-UPA C-UPA C-UPA no say to R No hard R Cooper Cupa Coupe Well listen No but are we in a post-constitutional society I mean it depends

Yeah no I don't think so The Constitution should not be flexible But does it say in the Constitution You're not allowed to accept a $500 million plane 500 million 500 billion? Yes 500 billion Yeah I mean you guys

aren't even talking about the meme coin, which to me... That to me is even more... That's even more a race. So this is... Okay, so the, I think rational take would be like, hey, politicians should not be able to accept bribes from Americans or other countries. The same criticism we have about campaign finance, right? Which is like, you shouldn't allow these corporations to funnel an exorbitant amount of money

into certain candidates because they're going to have a competitive advantage. The Trump coin thing is very interesting. because I don't know if he starts it, but his family starts it, right? And the idea is, but his family's like on the board of payouts. So once it hits certain numbers, they get money. Is that right? I think that's the setup. But I mean, we were talking earlier right about who won the tariff for between Trump and China. Yeah. Why did Trump settle? Well, the company that just bought $300 worth of his meme coin is connected to the Chinese government. They say in their offerings that the Chinese government has a degree of control over the company.

He cut a side deal for himself. Yo, he's getting rich. No, he's getting rich. He's exactly who I've always said he is, is the bottom line. So here's the question, right? What you're saying, everything that you're saying is 100% legitimate criticism, right? Yes, but the U.S. Constitution prohibits government officials

from accepting gifts from any king prince of foreign states. I believe, I believe. So what, and then the pushback that you're going to get from anybody that is defendants, of it is he's removed the veil, meaning this is what all presidents right and left have done. Right, the Clinton Foundation does the same. So the Clinton Foundation, when Hillary is the Secretary of State

or something like that, forget what it was, they were getting donations in the tune of like $50 million a year. Well, go back to doing it sneakily. Well, so, so, or 250, the second she stops being secretary to say they shut down the foundation. So some people go, oh, this was just a vessel, to get influence within the administration. And what people say is in the back,

or back in the day, they did it sneakily. And what Trump is doing, he's doing it in your face. Like, for example, Nancy Pelosi trades with insider information for decades. We all criticize it. We say it's wrong. Trump goes, yo, Monday's going to be a crazy day. I'd buy some stocks if I were you.

People go, how is he doing? This is insider trading. There are a lot of people, I imagine on Trump's side that go, well, finally he's letting us get in on it. Before it was just Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. Now he's letting everybody get a fair shake. What I think the best criticism is none of it should happen. You shouldn't accept the plane.

Nancy shouldn't get insider trading. What we're doing is unconstitutional. But yes. And look, you can say. Why do you think Trump's a little different? Because she's using inside information that she has. It's not available to the public to get these great tips or deals. He's manipulating the entire fucking market to get what he wants.

It's a bigger play. I mean. I wouldn't say he's manipulating the market. What I would say is in this Trump coin is that he's creating a vehicle. No, I'm not talking just about that. I'm talking about it all. But like, I mean, look, you could say. I guess what I'm, I'm sorry to interrupt,

but like, I guess what I'm trying to say is like, this is a great opportunity for us to reform the way people in positions of political power, right and left, are able to accept, like, legal bribes. And if we make it a partisan issue, then we'll just have bickering from the left and the right about, but your side does it. But your side does it. But that's why I don't think we, that's why I, we should all just go, yo, both sides do it. That's the way.

But this is a guy whose biggest campaign platform. You just got a boner for Trump, bro. It's like he's doing the same shit they all do, bro. They all do it. Hold on a second. Hold on, hold on. He ran on draining the swamp. Yes.

That's his biggest fucking platform. That's true. Drain the swamp. He's adding acres to the swamp. He's importing alligators. He's doing whatever the fuck. I mean, this is the biggest swamp you've ever seen. I would disagree because I think that we would.

I would disagree on what the swamp is. So what is the swamp? The swamp is, uh, Diddy's chest after a... No, no, no. No, no, no. It's just true. No, no, no. I guess the idea, I thought the swamp was like permanent government.

I thought the swamp were these people that were, the, quote, unquote, deep state, like the people that were making decisions without the behest of the American people. But that's what I thought of the swamp was. And the corporate entities. Um, and corporate money that you could. So technically, they're the biggest swamp. He's basically...

They're not listening to Congress. He got rid of the swamp and he goes, it's just me now. So if you want... Exactly. Which we should also disagree with. Yes. They're not listening to the Congress. They're not following the Constitution.

They are the swamp. But I think unfortunately people like... And I'm not saying that you're wrong to have these feelings. I think a lot of people have these feelings. But they have such a hard on for Trump that they don't just go, hey, the system itself needs reform. And we should use this as an example. along with examples that past Republicans and Democrats have done

to reform at all. I want that, but I also just simply want an elected official who follows the Constitution. By the way, clearly you can do corruption in the guidelines of the Constitution. Unfortunately, yeah. We've been seeing people do that forever. But this is the person that's just saying,

fuck the Constitution. I don't want to turn on my Sunday morning news and see a president say he doesn't know if he has to uphold the Constitution. Even given those things, numbers that you're talking about, don't you need to uphold the Constitution of the United States as president? I don't know.

Or suspend Habeas, what you'll call it? Habeas Corpus. Yes. And this is the thing about, and I don't want to seem like I'm defending. Because habeas corpus is, it's basically the right to hold somebody without charging them. Right. Which, unfortunately, throughout American history, we have done. FDR did it with the internment camps during World War II.

Lincoln did it during the Civil War. It is like fundamental. Upholding A.B.S. Corpus is fundamental to the American identity. We cannot hold you without charging with you. Once we do that, it's a tyrannical dictatorship. So I 100% agree with that. To say that he's doing something that is novel or threatening potentially to do something as novel or different than past presidents that we look at as heroes, as American icons,

I would say is unfair. Definitely a stain. Pardon? The interment camps, not at the time they were accepted. We look back now and realize that that was outrageous. And it was a money grab. All this shit is a fucking money grab. What, the internment camps are a money grab?

Yeah, man, the Japanese controlled the most fertile parts of California, all the places where we grow most of our crops now. Those were owned by Japanese farmers. I thought the most fertile part of California were Mexican women. Well, so, yeah, I don't know if it was only a money grab. I think that there was like legitimate concerns about, legitimate as a time. thing. I don't think they did it the right way, but I think there were concerns about Japanese espionage. Just like there's concerns about, but yeah. I mean, but that's all this stuff,

right? I mean, look, I look, I don't know, do you guys watch the video or the mother being arrested this weekend in Massachusetts and her daughters are trying to stop the ICE agents? Which one? I've seen so many different. It's bad. Look, I know immigration is a problem. I'm not for a second saying we don't have to address that. But when you see stuff like that. Yeah, it's heartbreaking. We're emotional people. I'm like, these, you say, who were the Nazi guards? Who were the fucking slave catchers tracking down slaves. Yeah, I wouldn't compare it to that at all. Man, you're ripping...

It's got to start somewhere. You're ripping mothers away from their kids. I think you do it... I think you do a disservice to what Jews experienced during Nazi Germany. Saying that as a Jew. And I think you do, you're like half. And then I think...

Half of me says it. I think that you're doing a disservice to what slaves experience. But what Charles says, it's true. It didn't... Yes, the first day in 1938 or whatever, it looked like this. Yeah. And then not enough people said... and it escalated and escalated and escalated, and then you got where you're going.

I saw a mom who took her two sons who had been going through the process of getting their papers and they were going to the regular, I guess, check-ins or whatever that they have to do. Yeah. Snatched the two sons up. Yeah. Listen. We got to do something, but we have the money to do it a different way. It is, yes, it is heartbreak, and there's no question it is heartbreak.

What I, it is, you could make the argument, or they would make the argument that they would make the argument that these people are here illegally, they're breaking the law, being here, whereas simply being Jewish in Germany in the late 1930s shouldn't have been illegal. These were German citizens that were being snatched up. And the same thing with slaves, you could make the argument, I guess slavery was illegal at the time. It was illegal to leave a plantation if you were.

Yeah, it was illegal. But it was also, slavery itself is this immoral deplorable institution that, what is that, Martin Luther King quote, like a, I don't even know if it's in Martin Luther King quote, but like... What is it? Opposing a... Like, you have a moral obligation to fight back against immoral laws, something like that.

I'm kind of butchering it. Let me look it up. You have a moral obligation... What is it? You have a moral obligation... Bastian. Cedric bastion. Bastian.

See? See? The overreaching. See what I know. You see what I'm saying? bashing your front teeth. Yeah. All I, let me see.

Is it? I'm an idiot. What? What? What? I typed in, you have a moral obligation to fight,

and then I put MLK Jr. Because usually when you do that, it'll plug the quote, and it goes, that statement, you have a moral obligation to fight MLK Jr. directly contradicts

both historical context and ethical reasoning. Martin Luther King, Jr. stood for nonviolence. Listen, here's the thing. I just want to know are we in a post-constitutional society? Is the Constitution matter or does it not? We're on the edge.

I think it's very scary a week ago last Sunday when I'm watching the news and I'm just watching, I mean, I'm watching meet the press. And I just see him say he doesn't know if he needs to uphold the Constitution. It's like, what's the context? They were talking about the deportation stuff. He was like, I don't know if I have to uphold the Constitution. And so then she asked him again, is it a president's job to uphold the Constitution? Constitution. He's like, I don't know. Listen, he has to realize that saying a statement like that is incredibly dangerous. So he could go and he could go, well, I didn't exactly mean it like

that. The reality is it doesn't exactly matter how you meant it. You said a statement that people are going to not need to look into the intention or context of. You shouldn't say, I don't need to uphold the Constitution. And he said this before on the campaign trail. He was like, no, this was the 2020. Terminate the Constitution, overthrow the results of the election. It's just we're in, I mean, look, as someone who's followed politics for 40 years very closely, if any president had said anything even hinting at that in the past, it's over.

That's what I'm saying. It's a disqualifying event. Like, you're out. You know what I have faith in, though? That's true because they did it. Like, Lincoln did it. FDR did it. So it's like whether you say it or not, they did it.

Well, you would say FDR did it in war time, right? So it's okay then? Well, I don't think it's okay, but that would be the argument. And what Trump is saying right now is, within the context of illegal immigration. And I'm sure that's how he would frame it. What I'm saying is... This plain shit ain't in the context

and nothing other than I want to do yet. With him, he's always testing just to see what he can get away with. Let me try that. Oh, no pushback? All right, let me go four more steps. This is why it's so dangerous. This is why you have to keep bitching and yelling.

This is why people have to keep saying stuff. I will say this, though. Situation like this give me faith in people. And I tell you why. I don't have the faith in. the government, but I have faith in people. When I see Ben Shapiro speaking out about this, when I see Candace Owen speaking out about this, when I see the Rogan speaking. I even gave that woman props. She spoke out.

Nikki, who? God, I can't say that. When I see Nicky. Lomer, Loma. Laura Loma spoke out about this. Like, that to me is real Americans. Care about the Constitution. As you should. Care about their president following the Constitution, who also don't want their president taking what they think are perceived bribes. 100%. And to Chris's point, we was talking about last week,

how do we know that this shit can't just fall out the sky whenever they wanted to? What does that mean? The plane. They gave them a plan. Oh, yeah. It's like, oh, you're stupid

if you turn down a gift. Tell that to the Trojans. All right? Because. Well, not the Trojans, but. I mean, yeah. Well, the Trojans got the gift from the Greeks. He's getting the gift from the Greeks.

Oh, I thought the Trojans were in the horse. That's why it's the Trojans. Trojan horse was gifted. No, I thought the Trojans controlled Troy and the Greeks gave the horse and then they were hiding inside the horse. There's also a chance I completely

reversed that. But regardless. Right, right, right, right. They're giving him the shit. The best case scenario is it's a bribe for policy. Yeah. The worst case scenario is the same people who fund organizations like Hamas and other terrorist organizations. Which is also why Shapiro and Lomis are so...

That's why Shapiro cares about it. He doesn't give a fuck for any other reason besides the fact that Qatar is, yeah, it's like... Taking sacks of goodies from people who support Hamas, Muslim Brotherhood, Al Jazeera, all the rest, that's not America First. Like, please define America First in a way that says you should take sacks of cash from the Qatari Royals who are behind Al Jazeera. It just isn't America First in any conceivable way. That's the thing that's like, you know, whatever.

It's like sometimes you're going to agree with somebody on something, like, which I absolutely agree. You should not be accepting it. You shouldn't set a precedent that we just accept gifts and that you could potentially get influence for that. Now, we need to make sure that we do this with all forms of government. Like when these corporations and these pharmaceutical companies do the exact same thing with every single senator and congressman, to a lesser extent, they are also bribing them, right? They're in the pockets.

We make this criticism all the time. So, like, we have an ugly system set up with our elected officials, and we need to clean that up. And I think this is like a glaring example. And when people showcase that they are upset about it, and I'm not just talking about just media figures. When I'm talking about like the people, the people like, if Trump feels like his constituents are pissed about this,

he will back off because he listens to what they care about. If he goes, my people don't really care, he won't. But if his people are pissed, he will back off. And I think that's an important thing to understand about Trump. I don't know, the tariffs, he kind of held fast, and everybody left, right center were all saying, this is a bad idea, stop this, stop this. I actually don't think. No, he didn't hold fast.

No, no, no, I don't think left, right center. I think that a lot of, like, rich media figures were saying it because they were basically, like, looking at their portfolios and seeing that the stocks are dipping. And I think that, like, the working class Americans that were supporting Trump were, like, I don't have money invested in the market. I don't give a fuck of those rich people lose money. What I want is manufacturing to come back over here. and he says, manufacturers are going to come back here

if we do this, terrorist. And I don't think it lasted long enough for the shelves to be empty. If the shelves got empty, then you might see his people being pissed off. But the shells didn't get empty. Inflation has gone down. And it looks like these other countries are starting to negotiate and then...

That's not what Trump cared for in that moment. What he cared about, in that moment, stock market crashing is what would make him move. But I actually don't think he was that worried about that. Oh, I do. I think because those are people he cares about. I don't think he cares about them that much. I think that's the biggest illusion. I don't think he cares about them. Well, I think he...

The other thing, you might be right, because he damn sure don't care about the common man, either, the working man. You know who Trump cares about? The Trump's. Okay. That's who that's who he cares about. I'm not even sure he cares about them, to be honest. He cares about Trump. I think he, and in order for him to maintain power, he needs support. And as long as his supporters support him, and there is enough of him for him to continue his agenda, he will continue to go down the path that maintains that support. Why does he still need people to support him? Well, because you've got to win the midterm

so you can continue to control Congress and you want to, in my estimation, if you want to exact this change in America, you want that legacy to continue after you. And there's one version where I'm sure a lot of people look at it, oh, he just cares about him,

and after four years he's fucking done. I think there's another version where he's like, I do think that America is in disadvantageous, trade relationships with other countries where we're being taken advantage of. I do think that there are too many foreign wars that we're supporting. And I think that we can have

a better country and better standing in the world if we change those up. And I think I personally think he is trying to do that, especially with the foreign wars. That's my personal opinion. I don't know, man. I'll be honest with you, I don't know what's going on in this country anymore. You know what I was thinking about just now? Didn't the Supreme Court pass

a law where they made it to where bribery is illegal, but it's damn near impossible? To convict an elected official. Bro, that's the thing. Well, wasn't it a bribery law recently? Like, it was something early. It was the last year.

The shit is gross, bro. The shit is gross. You know how the Super PACs work, right? You guys study that more than me, but like how the Super PACs basically like... Funnel money. Phone of money, yeah. Like, we all kind of know how it works, but I don't think, I don't know exactly. And I think the more that we learn how it actually works, I think we would be absolutely repulse.

Like, do you have an issue with that? Chris? Sure. I mean, who was the guy, the senator from Wisconsin that McCain teamed up with? This was probably about like 10, 15 years ago. Cotton? Yeah, they tried to take it on directly. Obviously, they didn't get enough support.

What do you say? This guy resorted the whispering. Trying to catch me. No, you did. Cotton. I thought it was Tom Cotton or whatever. You didn't say Cotton. What did I say? I thought you said.

I thought you said, Matt. No. No. What was the guy's name? I can't catch you anymore, bro. I'm looking at it off. I can't find it right now. But yeah, I mean, I think the only thing I don't, well, I won't even say I don't agree with you.

I don't understand is how the college thing plays into it. Because they're private institutions. Like, if you want to say, I guess Michigan State can't take money from foreign governments, sure. But private institutions don't impact America the way an elected official. That's the present impact of America. I don't see it the same way, I guess. I just want people to follow the concept. I think any institution, even if it's private,

if you're accredited as a legit university and another country could be swaying the... You're an isolationist. No, no, I don't think that makes me an isolationist, but I do think that we should protect what is taught in America, and I don't think that that should be potentially tainted or shifted to be more advantageous for our adversaries.

And I think that is possible when you're getting funding. Like, for example, like, if in like the smallest version of it, if the biggest funder for like the local police department in some city upstate is the logging company, they have an end to the police if there's any problems. Maybe they look the other way. Some things happen, et cetera. So if that same thing is applied on the university level, an American, it's not just the elite universities, but maybe. many others, all of a sudden they might teach a more empathetic version of like what's happening in the Middle East or they might just avoid certain circumstances of what's going on there. And if I'm any of those countries, I absolutely want them to do that.

But aren't a lot of those schools getting pressured to do that now when you have Donald Trump saying, hey, we're going to stop your funding if y'all keep teaching about, or y'all don't cancel your DEI programs or if you keep teaching about, you know, diversity or history? To be honest, that wasn't the hang up to me. I think it was something in their lawsuit with Harvard that was like indefensible where I think they said something to the extent of, you have to let us approve who the new, I don't want to butcher this, but like there, there was some administrative, like the administration approving of hiring at the university level. And I think that's too far. Because you want the university, you would hope that they have the integrity to hire people that are best. best fit for those positions and then teach what they think is in the best interest of educating those students. And that might be critical of the current administration. And that's good. What you don't want is them to teach, hey, China's the best. Qatar's the best. UAE's the best.

And if they give us $400 million there, we'll do it. You've heard about this criticism with the New York Times where they had somebody looked up and they found some statistic that said like 20% or 30% of their subscriptions online came from like Saudi. And it's, It's like, okay, well, all of a sudden the articles might be a little bit more kind towards Saudi Arabia if they're responsible for 30% of your online subscriptions. That could be completely, I put that as a hypothetical because I don't have, like, the facts. I would say with colleges, the chances of the influence they'd have on young minds is much less than the type of potential breakthrough research you could do in medicine or other areas with that money. And what if, like, some of that information and what have some of those? government, exactly, because that's what was happening. And what if some of those government contracts

that, that, that, that they were willing to restrict? So the administration is like, yo, we're not going to hire you, Harvard, for your research, right? But what if some of that research that we're paying for is now getting leaked back to China because they're giving $200 million a year? To me, that's a, that's also a concern. It's not one, but I think it's, it's real. Like another concern. It is, it is a concern, but that shit is not on the level. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty far-go. Sure, sure. I agree. I agree. I agree. It was the June 224 ruling.

The Supreme Court clarified the federal anti-bribery law stating it criminalizes bribes, payments made before an official act to influence it, but does not criminalize gratuities, gifts given after an official act. So I don't know. I don't even know if this is unconstitutional, but maybe he can't be charged for it. It's just bad across the board. It's just bad across the board. It's indefensible. But here we are. Let's do some asking idiots, man. I'm going to see a play.

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P. Diddy or Harvey Weinstein? Easy call. Harvey Weinstein. Easy call. A hundred percent. Easy call. 100%. Did he's doing shit with you?

I mean, Did he still got, he's still young enough to have to fight in them. He's spry. Yeah. Harvey can't move. Harvey don't want no problems. You know what I'm saying? And now we know that you don't even, like, what if I want to jack off?

And so it's three in the morning and I'm thinking my cellmates sleep, so I'm whacking one off. Because I've been locked up before, so I've seen this. People would be, you know, everybody's trying to sleep, but you sleep somebody under the covers getting at it.

Yeah. You know? And then you let it off. Nobody says nothing. Then all of a sudden you hear from the top bunk, don't waste it. Let me get that. Let me get that.

You don't have to worry. about cleaning. You know what I'm saying? That is true. It's less cleaning. Huh? Could be a side hustle. That could be a side hustle.

Yeah. Damn, man. Remember what else people want to just cigarettes in their mouth in jail? Yeah. Why do you think Diddy's hair is white? Oh, shit. Jesus Christ. My God.

Oh, my God. Oh, Steve Gonzalez 104. Fuck you. Okay. What is it? He's our win with Charlemagne tries two guns. Yad me, I'm not that much of a rookie. Okay.

It took you six months. Peyton K. John, how will America recover from some of the government actions? Well, I was talking about this. I've been talking about this for a while, but I was saying this to Chris the other day. And a lot of this stuff is just executive order. So it just gets reversed immediately after he's going. It's not like legislation is being passed. Like this isn't legislation.

This is executive order. So you just need, you know, somebody, Republican, or Democrat, whoever, that just come to their senses and reversed a lot of this shit. Yeah. That's it. Like, what would you tell me?

Chris, 75% of the Democratic voters might not be going to pass? Yeah, I mean, there's an interesting article. I won't break it down, but there's an article in the Times today about the maximalist, I think, is how they describe it, which is Trump's philosophy,

which is just asked for this outrageous thing, knowing that it's never going to happen, and then it gets pulled so far back, but he still winds up getting a little bit. fractionally better than he would have done if he had done a more traditional route, let's say. And, you know, there's probably a lot of truth of that. I just think the chaos and the uncertainty that might work in business, that might work in real estate,

with contractors. It's not good to have the government. Not world politics, no. The world, we can't be this unstable. People depend on America to be stable. They depend on us to have stability. You know, I will say, though, man, he's just better at marketing and messaging. Even other day when he did the executive order

to lower prescription drug products. That was hilarious. It was hilarious. Why? Because he attached it with a story. Love it. So you tell this story about this fat friend who calls you and tells you that

one of these fat shot drugs costs less in Europe. And the friend tells him that he's on the fat fat shot drugs. He's like, it's not working, blah, blah, blah. I mean, I'll tell you a story. A friend of mine who's a business man, very, very top guy.

Most of you would have heard of him. a highly neurotic, brilliant businessman, seriously overweight, and he takes the fat, the fat shot drug. And he called me up, and he said, President, he used to call me Donald, now he calls me President, so that's nice respect, but she's a rough guy, smart guy.

Very successful, very rich. I wouldn't even know how we would know this, but because he's got comments. The President, could I ask you a question? I'm in London. And I just paid for this damn fat drug I take. I said, it's not working. They said,

he said, I just paid $88. And in New York, I pay $1,300. What the hell is going on? He said, so I checked. And it's the same box made in the same plant by the same

company. It's the identical pill that I buy in New York. and here I'm paying $88 in London. And New York, I'm paying $1,300. Now, this is a great businessman, so, but he's not familiar with this crazy situation that we have. But he was stunned. But the thing that was ill was I'm like,

I'm scratching my heck because I'm like, wait a minute, he signed an executive order saying he lowered prescription drug prices. But Biden actually passed legislation to lower prescription drug prices. But I think that he made it, I think it was actually a little different what he did. I think that Trump made parody across all drugs,

and I think that Biden did it with certain ones. I don't know. I don't think what the exact one. I don't think Trump's executive order did anything. But the point that I would make is like, if you like what Biden did, just expand on it and then say, hey, that was actually a really good thing. Let's go even further.

Especially being that legend, actual legislation. Don't do the bull. This is, I get so annoyed. Like, don't do the bullshit partisan shit. You could say, hey, I didn't like this about the Biden. But you know what? They fucking got this right. I'm glad that we have unanimous support and you know what happens? Then you'll have no Democrat pushback because the Dems will go well, that was our thing. So if we push back against it, then we're pushing back against ourselves. So you have an opportunity for bipartisan support for something that Americans fucking deserve the idea that like we develop the drugs. We pay for the development and then all these countries around the world get it for pennies and we pay this exorbitant fee. So we're essentially paying for them. to get the same drugs that we get and we develop, that's bullshit.

Listen, I agree with you. Back it up a little bit, though, because you made a fantastic point. The problem is that once somebody gets in office, we don't realize that regardless of whether we like that person or not, we're all wearing the same jersey. Facts. Facts. Like, when you're campaigning, yeah, where the jersey you want and try to get your team to win. But once that person gets in office, that person, whether we like it or not, is the leader of America. He's the coach. America. You still on the Knicks. So that elected official should go in office and say, hey, they did some good things here, some good things there, some good things there.

Don't worry about the midterms. Don't worry about the next election where you're just trying to demonize the other parties so much that you just want them to be considered toxic. I hate when Dems do that to Republicans. I hate when Republicans do that to Democrats because that's why nothing ever gets done. The only people that suffer when shit like that happens is we, the motherfucking people. Facts. So it's like, yeah. Just give the other team some props.

Yeah. I hate it. I hate it when Republicans do it and I hate it when Democrats do it. If you guys agree on something, let's have some fucking unity. It'd be really nice that we all just admit that we all want something.

And we don't have to make everything so fucking divisive. Anyway, go on. Yeah, this brilliant. His listeners are crazy. Let's listen to how this question is worded. Zach O'Pio, why is it wrong to pay for crazy,

consensual, non-abusive, sexual desires? What prostitution? is illegal. So if you want that, you go to where it's legal. You can go to Vegas. They got brothels in Vegas. No, not Las Vegas. Did you know that? It's, it's outside of Vegas. Vegas outlawed it. But outside of Vegas, I think in Nevada, it is legal. How do you know this? I don't know. I don't know. Somebody's holding his hands. Chris's like, damn, overdoo, baby. Christmas is he? Chris rubbing his hands. Christmas was rubbing his hand. You don't got to go all the way to Taiwan anymore, bro.

Taiwan is not Thailand. I'm trying to tell people that there's not this. But you're saying there's no prostitution in Taiwan? Sure there is somewhere. Yeah. There's not like a street you can go to the same way in some of the... What street is it, Chris? Y'all motherfuckers is telling on y'all stuff.

Right. Isn't it crazy? This is insane. If you guys only see my trips to Taiwan, you would see how on the opposite end of the spectrum they are from it. You fast over there, but then you come over here and can't even get out the way of a fucking moped. Play the video, man. I love the way they operate the mopeds in Taiwan. That should be the model we're looking for. So orderly, they stop at every light, no breaking laws.

That's what we're looking for. Yeah, I want. Producer Omega says, should the U.S. have a council of people instead of singular presidents? I'm leaning towards this. Talk to me. I'm leaning towards it. I think that is a good idea. I think that, and I feel like this for all countries.

And I guess technically the U.S. is supposed to have councils because that's what we're what all the different branches of government are, but you need, I wouldn't mind one council instead of a singular president, because to your point, now we know they're on a team. You know what I'm saying? If you got a Democrat, you got a Republican, you got an independent, you got a libertarian, if all of these people together are coming together to make decisions and to sit down and talk about what everybody in America actually needs, I think that would be kind of smarter than one person, one agenda. Precedent for that, though. You said what? I think even when, situations are set, like in theory.

You need somebody to have the final phone. He's not in control. It's a committee of 500 people. There's always one person. And we need it. Because at the end of the day, someone got to decide to drop the nuke. Someone got to decide to do the strike.

Someone got to decide to go to war. What if that person's insane? Democracy. Loader them. That's why Plato or who said it? Plato and Aristotle said democracy doesn't work because people are too stupid. I'm glad you said that, though,

because you're right. This is democracy. People did vote for this. Yeah. So, you know, I'm not going to use words like fascism. I'm not even going to use words like authoritarian rule. I will say this is democracy. But you know what I want for my democracy?

A president that upholds the Constitution. I feel you. That's it. Give me a president that upholds the Constitution. I'm going to fuck what party they're in. That's it. I feel you. You feel safety in that.

You feel security in that. Because we know it's checks and balances. Last one. Tim, U.R. YVN. says, if you two swap bodies for 24 hours. Oh, damn, Marco Oloops, that's this question. He asked us, which will MAGA ever find anything Trump does unconstitutional? I think they are now.

If you two swap bodies for 24 hours, what's the first thing you do? Oh, easy call. I'm going to go get butt-fucked, and then when we swap back, I could be like, you gay. Not me. I'm going to turn the camera on, and I'm going to let Alex nut, and then when Alex nuts, I'm going to say, I'm gonna say,

if somebody rub this nut on my fucking tit. Let me show you how disrespectful. Can somebody rub this nut on my never? Let me show you how disrespect. Why don't you just do what he said? Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. Let me show you how disrespectful he is. He said, I'm going to let Alex nut as if Alex is just waiting there.

He's just sitting there hoping he could bust. And then Charlotte is just going, all right, let it out. If I switch bodies with you, I see how Alex looks at you on play with him. Alex just waiting for the word. Listen, Alex is waiting for the word. Yo, out. Out. Out.

I love you. You think Alex is. I love you. Alex comes to here, dress nice all the time, nails painted for no reason. Who are you trying to impress, Alex? Huh? Who are you trying to impress? Who are trying to impress?

That's what I would do. Dad, go ahead, Alex. Let your nut out. Okay. Why you just put the cum in the, what you said, the deodorant or something? You know, honestly, you know what I would do for real? If I switch bodies without Andrew, I would really. I would really try to suck my own dick and record it with no context.

That's still gay to the internet. And then, you, Andrew has lost it. Imagine his hair like that going all wild. He looks up in the camera, hair all disheveled, tries to go back down and sucking that shit. I would y'all want to embarrass you kind of like that. Because it's funny. When will you realize it's about the funny channel?

That's all the shit is about. It's about the joke. It's about. the last. That's what I come here for every week. What did I say earlier today? I don't even want to talk to you. I'm going to talk to Andrew later. Okay? I don't even talk to you. I don't want to talk to y'all because y'all don't see what I'm seeing here. Okay? Y'all want to be all serious and shit. You know, take this shit serious. This man had another man's nut on his nipple. What are we talking about? What are we talking about? I don't want to talk to Andrew in 50 fucking sense. That's it. Rest of y'all don't get it. And it drives me crazy that you don't get it. Why are y'all hacking like this is normal?

Y'all just moving on about your day. What is wrong with y'all? What is going on, man? As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast,

I think we're just a couple idiots and don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiot's podcast. Thank you for listening.