The Brilliant Idiots - The 100 Billion Dollar Clap

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

On this episode of The Brilliant Idiots Podcast, Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz kick things off talking birthdays, getting older, and how kids’ birthday parties have turned into full-blown productions. The guys dig into the power of podcasts, celebrity culture, and what the Epstein files mean for public trust in elites, media, and accountability. They break down how misinformation spreads, why people struggle to separate facts from narratives, and whether real societal change is even possible without major systemic reform. Sports fans get fed too. Charlamagne and Schulz talk boxing — including Big Baby’s latest fight, Keyshawn Davis rising as a future star, and why Shakur Stevenson’s skill set puts him in elite territory. They also react to Cam Newton’s controversial comments on platonic relationships and debate boundaries, attraction, and fame. The episode wraps with thoughts on comedy, freedom of speech, politics, the music industry, and growing up in the public eye. From teenage memories to podcast competition and creative integrity, the Brilliant Idiots reflect on staying authentic while navigating noise, backlash, and success. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: ⁠⁠https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots⁠⁠ Jess Hilarious - Til Death Do We Parent - ⁠Pre Order⁠ 2Chainz - The Voice in my head is God - ⁠⁠Pre Order⁠⁠ The Black Family Who Built America - Cheryl McKissack Daniel -⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Uncommon Favor - Dawn Staley - ⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks- By Charlamagne Tha God - ⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Check out Andrew Schulz - ⁠⁠www.theandrewschulz.com⁠⁠ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" - ⁠⁠https://blackeffect.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yep, Shalamin the guy. Andrew Shult. We are the brilliant idiots podcast. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness, baby. Yes, sir. Bram, bam, bam, bra, bam, bra, bam. How's your weekend? Has the Kyowaka.

Oh, man, it was lovely. We had a little birthday for my daughter. Hey, the big one, the big one. Two. Two. What the fuck is going on in the world? I know. I know.

When did she turn two? I know. I guess this weekend. Technically, she turns two tomorrow. But we had like a birthday party for her. I thought she was one. God damn, boy, time flies. How'd it feel?

I mean, it's just crazy. Yeah, it's just crazy. It was really cool to see, like, friends show up. You know, like, some, especially if you didn't have kids, like Alex and Alex's girl came and, like, I don't know, this dove came, and that was really cool. And then your other friends who have kids are coming and bring in their kids. I know. Just like in an instant, I felt like I just moved 20 years forward in my life. I don't know why that.

Something about like that birthday party. They're in a ball pit and bounce houses and doing all this kid stuff that I've seen other people do with their kids, but I've never done. And then immediately I'm like, oh, wow, this is. And you got 16 more years of this. Oh, actually, you got a whole bunch of more years with 16 more years to like do it big, big. She understood it was her birthday. And it was like so cool to see her feel like, feel happy that people were like excited for her. and to try to blow out candles

and she would say things like, I want a cupcake because it's my birthday party. That's the best feeling in a girl. It gets worse from here because now she understands she'll start understanding Christmas. But they don't understand when these things are. Oh, so they're just waiting.

So they'll be like tomorrow for my birthday, can I get, tomorrow for Christmas can I get? Like literally, they don't even understand the difference yet. That's incredible. You took what you took them? There was this place in, there's this mall down in like Battery Park area and it's just like a kid's place.

So it has like a little ball fiddle, ball pittal a little bounce house, and I think it's called The Wonder. Yeah. But people just basically rent it out for kids' birthday. That's fire, man. Yeah, it was cool. Why people don't rent out McDonald's.

Something they used to back in the day. That's what I'm saying. You used to have birthday parties McDonald's all the time. That's what I mean? Like, people don't, McDonald's don't do rent no more? Yo.

Well, you know what? They got rid of a lot of the play places, the play pens and shit. That's why. And there's better places than McDonald's. Is it for kids? See, stop thinking about yourself. That's your fucking problem, Taylor.

You're so selfish. Stop thinking about yourself. Think about the child. So a child, they don't care. Okay, until we thought about this right now as adults, did any of us feel like bad about going to a birthday and McDonald's? Absolutely not. We were hyped.

It was like, we're going to eat French fries and fire. But now as adults, we go, oh, is it look a little like whatever to have a birthday McDonald's? No, that's what they want. They want to eat French fries, hamburgers, and then play in a ball pit. The play pin is right there. Yeah, but now you can do that in your backyard. You get a big ball pit. Damn, damn, damn, damn.

You don't care about this. Big money over him. Damn. Wow. It's like that for you? Wow. That's crazy. It's like that for you.

You got a big part of my son, absolutely. Yep. That's a big backyard now. Are y'all going to come? Yep. Oh, shout out the big P, man. Shout out the Big P, man. You should have left for when you found a P.

All right. Should she see how she talked me crazy to be? Damn. It's like that too? What's like a raise? You see what I'm saying? She got a whole backyard? You see how crazy she's talking now?

It comes to every other episode. She works half as much. She's probably getting twice as much. She was at the fight this weekend. She was at the fight. She went to the fight. What's this life you live in? Was you on the floor?

Almost, right? Yeah, almost. Kill it. Damn. Tale of fucking gang, man. Yeah, you're not going to know McDonald's birthday parties anymore, uh-huh. McDonald's fire. There's sky zone now.

Like, there's so much stuff. Guys on fire. Skies on fire. Sky's on fire. We do skies, my kids like going to Skys Zone all the time. Skies on the SkyZone. Yeah. You don't like Skies on?

It's like a really big place out in Jersey. Like, really. Yeah, like the kids can be climbing and they jumping, bounce castles all over the place. It was cool, but it was ghettos. How old is Laser Tag? How old until they could play Laser Tag? Because those birthdays were so, do you remember how fun of a fucking Lasertag birthday was? And all the video games, they would give each person like a little card so you could have a certain amount of.

Oh, bye. That was the coolest birthday. There was some kid who he rented out some shit and it was an arcade and they made all the games free essentially. Yeah. And I thought, I was like,

this kid must be a trillionaire. There's no way you could just play the same video game over and over again. And a weird thing happened. When you could just keep on going, the games were a little bit more boring. I don't remember Lady Tag. Oh, really?

What? You never played Laser Tag? Might have been big up north. I remember it, but I don't remember. Wasn't there a TV show around that shit, too? No. No. No.

Oh, you're so adorable. You got a gun charge before you played laser set. I don't remember. I don't remember. You shot someone with a real gun before you played laser set. Bro, you got 200 million, but you could say. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about.

Who cares? Just tell them. Don't think on Chuckie cheese either. You know, don't, don't see. You know how I know you got crazy money? Do people in the mob take folks to Chuck. chunky cheese or they don't want to be around no rats. What you think?

What's you think? What's you think? What's a great pivot? What you think? What's a great pivot? What you think? Yeah, I was asking about that 200, bro. He tried to put it on me. He's like, yeah, you and Charlotte got 200. I said, who? I don't know what you're talking about. That's like, I got a lot. Do you have a year one? Yeah, Yale and murder came on. Yeah, yeah, murder did Flaker. Bro, bro, don't me tell you, talk about.

Bro. The real report. Alex will never wear nail polish again. Who had on nail polish? Alex had on nail polish. Oh, oh, I was like, I don't murder. A Yale ain't had on nail polish. Alex will never wear nail polish.

There was two hours of me going to roast it. Yay! By who? No. By Tony. Damn. Shout out to Yale and murder. They got the real report coming out on the volume podcast network.

They're incredible, though. They're incredible. But you know what's so funny? They're incredible. They've been incredible as individuals. And it's just funny when you find the person that you got divorced chemistry with. You know what I'm saying? To be able to do what they're doing.

Like even when they was on Breastco, they was talking about having guests on the pod. I don't need y'all to have guests. Bro, he said this. He goes, he goes, he goes, you guys are so culture now. You're traveling the world. You know, there's international sensations.

Like, who do you think is adopted the most of the refined culture? And then, yeah, it was like, oh, me, definitely. I had to teach them how to use a salad for me. That shit. That shit. You're done. They'll be shitting on murder, man.

Like, for no reason. It'd be like, like, a murder ain't never stayed in the hotels like this. Like, for no reason. And then you're around 50 and you're like in the best hotels, Amani Hotel. Yeah. We're in the four seasons. Murder ain't never been in no shit like that.

You know what I'm saying? I don't know if y'all talking about this. He said they were in hotel like Germany or something like that. And like it was them in the elevator. And some little like German girl like walked in that. elevator and her family was back there. They didn't get to the elevator. And they just screamed, no! Listen, you know murder made so much money off Bitcoin? Murder was one of the first rappers that I ever

even heard talking about Bitcoin. This was like 13 years ago. Oh, I wish I knew this. So how much was Bitcoin 13, 14 years ago? And when I remember the conversation was he was into it and he had made a pretty penny off it back then. Oh, I'm sure he's held on to it. That shit probably worth so much now. Oh, I hope he held on, man. What? Holy shit.

How much? No, if he held on to it, he's a fucking frillionaire. That's crazy. That's crazy. Shout out to them. The real report, I think that shit comes out on a February 9th, I think it is. Bro, they're fantastic. Fantastic, man.

And they were letting Al hear it, man. I was trying to have hip-hop opinions with his nails. They called you a 90-Sir? Did that? No. Almost? No, not. Fraggle maggot?

Not even close. They just said, because at one point, I was trying to say, like, why can't we, you know, stop the beef and get everybody together and, like, we'll have some more harmony. And then the Yale just goes, this guy wants harmony and hip hop. You got glitter on your nails. You want harmony and hip hop. It's incredible. For two hours, they just ripped out.

Shout out to murder and Yale. Shout to the fucking real report, man. I can't wait to see that what they're doing. Volume got some really good podcasts over there, man. Listen, salute to everybody 45 and up still giving people STDs, man. The fuck is your problem, yo. What happened? How are you 45 and up still giving people gone to rear?

That's crazy. Given or getting? Either or, okay? Receiving or giving. I was thinking about that. I was in the bathroom peeing, right? I'm 47 and I'm peeing. And you know how when you've been in the car for a while and you let that shit go.

And it's like, oh. And I've never had an SDD in my life, all praises due to God. Can you imagine being 45 and having to go to the bathroom and battle with Ghana real? Who, what are we referencing right now? Gates. Oh, Gates allegedly got the STD? No. Oh.

Which one? Which Gates? The Bill Gates. Really? What are you referencing? Tell me more. Wait. What happened?

What happened? You didn't see all the shit with Epstein's all? So what were you referencing? How old are you? You're talking about some shit where he fucked somebody, a Russian prostitute or something and got some shit? Yeah. And then he was asking Epstein for the antibiotics that he could sneak to his wife.

Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. I wanted to know what Epstein didn't have. Like, he gives you the girls that give the STDs, and then he got the motherfucking cure for it right there on deck. Yeah. Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, had to go to Epstein for STD medication, allegedly. It's crazy.

You can't go to the pharmacy as Bill Gates getting gonorrhea medical. He don't have an assistant. He's going to make his assistant have gonorrhea? He don't have a doctor he knows that can, yo, man. It is wild that he goes. All right, so can we just all give an apology to QAnon? Can we just give that apology? That they almost got it 100% right.

Not 100. They got it 99.9% right. Yeah, I'll give them 40. What? Shit still got to unfold, bro. Like, there's a lot still unfold. QAnon's whole thing was that there is a global elite, a cabal of global elites that are all doing nefarious satanic rituals, having sex with underage children, doing other.

Yo, yo, I'm not giving QAnon crops, but I give the black Israel. credit did. The black Israel life, the black Israel lights been out here in these streets screaming that way before a Q&ON. Let me tell you something. What are you talking about? If it turned out that Q&OM was really just the black truth. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, that would be fine. Chef's kiss. Chef's kiss. It was like, yo, ain't nobody listening up to the street no more. Okay, we got to change them. We got to change our messaging. I'm telling you, black Israel's been saying all that way before Q&O. Wow. Q&Non? They just need suits. If they had, if they had a, like, a suit and tie, we might have taken them seriously.

Oh, my God. It was the outfits that were so extravagant. You just can't imagine somebody like that making sense. You want to go, go read, read behold the pale horse now. Oh. At this age. That seems like it's targeted towards Caucasian. No, it's not.

Read the, read, read, but it's not just, it's targeted toward the elite. Read behold the pale horse and you'll be like, holy shit. Is it comforting or discomforting to know that all of the elite, regardless of their elite, party affiliation or anything are all involved in it. Like every single, yeah, I've never been the type to, I never, I never looked at it as like what people do. I just think that some people get to a certain level of status regardless of who they are and for whatever reason, sexual perversion, sexual deviancy is at the top of the list.

Can I tell you what it is, is that most of these motherfuckers are fat, five, seven, dorks. And they got a billion dollars, still couldn't get pussy. And he knew that these guys couldn't get pussy despite having all the money, all the power, and all the access. And all he does is just throw some pussy parties. And all of a sudden, he's in everybody's good graces. It's shocking how successful people are still losers. Like all these scientists and intellectuals that he's curry in favor from, they're losers. They can't get laid.

And all he does is, hey, yeah, I'll get you something. Which is not like, it's crazy how, how power. powerful people at their core. It could be just nerds. I agree with you 100% but I want to put on my tin foil pushaiste mask. Put on your 10 foil pushaisty. Epstein had to be a time traveler, bro.

Because there's one thing to have access to all the fat nerds that can't get no pussy. Yeah. But to find every single one of them. He's like Captain America traveling through the time trying to put back the infinity stuff. They find him. But how do you become that?

How do you become the big? Biggest pimped to the most powerful elite people on the planet and maybe out of the planet. Maybe extraterrestrials came here and knew they hit up Epstein. Where do you think that whole take me to my leadership came from? Take me to your leader. All the leaders point to Epstein. Next thing you know, Epstein hooking up the extraterrestrials with some fly-ass monkeys. Boom.

Now you got a whole new race of people. Y'all don't be thinking, bro. Yeah, we need to be thanking. We're not thinking enough. Thank you. Yeah. Bill Gates got an extraterrestrial STD. Can you imagine? I never went to the island.

I never met any women. And so, you know, the more of it comes out, the more clear it'll be that although the time was a mistake, it had nothing to do with that kind of behavior. Yeah. How old is Bill? Bill was like 60-something, 70-something, right? Allegedly, though.

You can't allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. All I'm saying is there comes a point in time when you too old to be getting that. You're too rich to be rolling. Wow. That's the craziest part. I don't think anybody's talking about that. You're the richest man in the world.

You're going raw on a Russian hooker. Are you out of your fucking mind? Do they have condoms for really powerful elite people like that? What? What is that even mean? Because if you can't just, if you can't go to the store or go to get a prescription for your claps or whatever it is, you definitely ain't running, make no condom run. But what I'm trying to understand.

Oh, he probably got a vasectomy or something. Like, there's no way that's that somebody that's that's that discipline in their life to build a business that that's successful is just going to raw a Russian hooker. All he got multiple penises. That's possible. He's rich enough to have penises

that he can screw on and screw off. This one's not connected to the ball. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's what I'm saying? It's a different world, bro. There's no way you're that rich and, you know, you can't choose

what type of thing. Look at Elon much. What are you talking about? Yo, Elon was thirsty for that party, bro. Did you see that DM? It was so dirty. He was thirsty. What's the best party night?

And that's what piss me off. He was the best party. He was the main one saying shit like, oh. He said, Trump is in it. Yeah, I'm now, Trump is in it. I'll never go to the island. I've never been to the aisle. I never wanted to be the impound here.

He invited me and I didn't want to go. The thirst looked so real, allegedly. You were allegedly, but free you because I own Tesla stock. Thirsts looked crazy. That's the shitty thing about the file drop is you're looking at like the people that control the companies that you've invested in and you're like, listen, my kids college fund relies on this. You know what I mean?

That's also the crazy thing about the file drop. that nothing's going to happen. So this is... Legally, I mean, I think that, you know, it will discredit a lot of people moving forward. I think it'll put a stain on people moving forward. I think, you know, I want to say the Republican Party in general, but really not.

I think there's just a whole level of all politicians who are going to have a stain on them forever. By the way, which is good? Because, as I said last week or whatever week on this podcast, moving forward, America's going to need something completely different. And this is the best way to just blow it all up. So everybody gets blown up. So this is the thing which is quite interesting.

And I assume that this is their tactic, right? Is they're throwing so much chum in the water, right? What is in the water? Chum in the water is... Is that something they did for fun? Yeah. Okay. There was an island activity.

Got you. No, but they're throwing so much chum in the water. Some stuff is so insane. You're like, there's no way this is real. Some stuff is about people that you might really like musicians you're a big fan of and then you go well this is unsubstantiated it's unverified

this is a call in from a crazy person whatever but what it starts the conversation that starts is some of these things didn't happen and they didn't happen because they're people I like and now all of a sudden those people who things allegedly did happen to they can start going

whoa whoa whoa you pick and a choosing either everybody that's mentioned is guilty as we treat it before when we only thought it was fucking Trump Bill Clinton and whoever else. But now that we know it's literally every wealthy prince, every world leader, every scientist, every intellectual,

every guy that owns a football team, when we know it's all of these billionaires around the world regardless of country, right? When you start hearing things, they have the plausible deniability to go, well, if you don't believe it about that, why would you believe it about me? Which I think is their goal.

They're trying to create confusion. Yeah, I don't think. think you're wrong, I just think that there's a difference, right? Because, you know, when you see something, a crisis intake report, and then I got this down because I want to read it. Variety is the only person I saw do an actual forensic. Like, I break down to what the difference is between the Epstein files and these crisis intake reports. Crisis intake report. A public hotline submission. By the way, that shit is, I don't know why we don't realize how dangerous this shit is. I didn't like it when Tony Busby did it. I don't like it when even the FBI does it, right?

Right? But a public hotline submission. Anybody can call it right now and say anything. They're not backed by any court findings, no indictments, no confirmed evidence within the actual Epstein case files. These people aren't listed in Epstein's verified records, travel logs, or contact lists. It's just an unverified allegation that somebody left on an FBI hotline number. Like, that shouldn't be... By the way, even if you're going to make that a story, give this context. Does that apply to the people that you don't like as well?

It's there is what I'm saying. No, what I'm saying is people. No, it applies. If it applies is what I'm saying. Sure, sure. What I'm saying is there are already people online taking things that are said in the Epstein, latest Epstein drop, and posting them as if they are fact because they prior to this already didn't like those people and they're using it to vilify those people.

And what I'm saying is we're going to start picking their choosing, right? Like the thing that everybody's talking about is Mom Dani's mom doing an after party at Galane's house for her movie review, right? It's just like... Was that in the crisis? Was that a crisis intervention line? Or was that some... Was that actually...

No, Jeffrey Epstein's email. I think it was... That was in the files? It was as part of his email. She was just mentioned as one of the people at the after party, right? Yes, Chris. Well, it's more like, all right, I'm not a fan of, or Ivanka Trump, let's say. She's mentioned there.

Yeah. I flush that down the toilet. You know, she's not in a room sacrificing babies anymore than any... I think... I think my point that I'm trying to say is like, I think most of us look at that and then go, Okay, his mom went to some rich benefactors dinner because... Which is what you have to do when you make movies.

You don't have to do anything, but that's what people who do want to make movies do, et cetera, right? And she's rubbing shoulders or elbows or whatever it is with these elites. But I don't think we're looking at that and going, she's part of a child sacrificing ritual. Depends what you want. Sure. But if you don't like Mundani... If you are a person that doesn't like Mundani, immediately going, look... His mom's an FDefty files.

She's part of the child's sacrifice. She does these things. And people are doing that. You saw people do that with Jay-Z. you're seeing people do that with Mabdani. And basically what they're doing is using all these drops, right? They're cherry picking what fits their narrative. And I think that's what the powers that be want.

They want accusations. Exactly. They want accusations thrown everywhere, so none of the accusations have merit. And now we're all fighting over shit, and then they're going to go bomb Iran. By the way, let's take a step back before we get to Iran. Friday, what happens on Friday? Don Lemon and other journalists in Minnesota get a lot. arrested. Then Trump says, hey, I'm going to, Barack Obama needs to get arrested. All of this noise

early in the morning, because what came out mid-afternoon? All the Epstein dumps, right? And then later on that night, it's the crisis intake stuff, because the crisis intake stuff got names that can make headlines, Jay Z's, Pusha T's, M&Ms, Jamie Fox, right? Like Zorn Mandi's mom, all of this shit all of a sudden comes out, all to just flush out the main story. which is some of the most powerful and elite people who actually run the world and who are in positions of power right now in the government are in that motherfucking file. Well, you're missing two more. What's up? I mean, I thought Medi Hassan had a good post about this.

What did Medi say? He said that's critical. I don't want to read the whole thing. But basically he's saying he's critical of the Democrats for not being, you know, standing up enough. But in the past 48 hours, we've seen Trump and the Epstein files, all the crazy accusations, a massive corruption story involving Trump, crypto and the. or it's Trump saying he'll use the government to pay himself a $10 million. That was crazy.

$10 billion at him. I mean, that's in... No, he's going to... He's suing the IRS. How do you make sense of all this stuff? How does any of the stuff stick? It's just kind of like... That's the goal.

Flood the zone. They just want to flood us. They just want to flood us so much information, so much misinformation. If you go on social media right now, no matter what the account is that you follow, they're posting about something. And clearly, there's a person that they do not like,

that they're on the opposite side of the aisle from, that they are talking about it, being incriminated by this drop. And that's the goal. Just make it messy. Have us bickering. They continue to do whatever the fuck they want to do, which is probably a war with Iran.

Like if we, if we bomb Iran this week, then we know why we got the Epstein files this week. Right? Like, it's almost, it's almost like, break dead now. Well, they just want to create enough chaos and confusion

amongst us, amongst us regular folk. They're just going to bicker about this stuff nonstop so that they can go do their things without scrutiny or criticism. Do you believe the blackmail allegations? Because I thought about that too, right? Oh, yeah.

These Epstein files wouldn't be coming out if they didn't want them out. No, no, they would because they passed a they passed a law, if I'm not mistaken. Who gives a fuck about the law when you're Trump? Well, they were a month late, so they had to eventually drop them. Does he? You just say you don't have to tune nothing.

According to what happened. What is the name of it? You can look like. I know what you're talking about. Epstein transparency act. Yeah, I know what you're talking about, but I have a feeling. And I've been saying this for months, said it on a lot of Trump show months ago, whenever those powers that be in the Republican Party or, you know, allies to the Trump administration,

whenever they decide, you know what, you're not moving the way we want you to move. You're not doing what it is. We want you to do. We're dropping us. They always got that Trump card, no pun intended in their backpock. But I don't understand, and I think this actually proves it. It's like, I think for years or at least months, I think, well, no, you could also say years. We were like, okay, so like the Biden DOJ had all these files and like we never got access to any of this stuff.

And now that it comes out, you go, oh, I see why, because it incriminates. Everybody. Everybody. Mutually a short destruction. So just in the way that like Trump and his cronies wanted to protect everybody, so did Biden and his cronies because they're all each other's cronies. Like it or not, we're the only. ones that bicker, like normal people are the only ones that bicker about Republican Democrat. All these fucking elites, they just pretend to be one of the other. They fund both sides

and they both make money on the top of it. Yeah, they get together and fucking, they get together and treat fucking 13-year-old girls like a bushel of crabs and they fucking break bread over these young girls. This is the reality of the situation. Do you see the video of fucking Epstein chasing the little girl around the room and then there was another video on Prince Andrew and they had like a girl laid out on the floor and he was just like, look at over her. I'm like, yo, what the fuck, man? Hey, man. And bro, think

about all the people that knew that they had close relationships with Epstein for years. This is the craziest. Like, the people that we all are aware of, they knew they were in this drop. They knew that they sent tons of emails. They knew that they had deep relations. They never said anything. They would go out on their podcast. They'd go out on their

whatever other things they're talking about promoting in the world. And they never mentioned a thing because they never thought it was going to come out. They were so confident that it was going to be kept under wraps by the powers that be. What the fuck do you think they're feeling right now? Well, there used to be a thing called order and global stability. Like, that shit is done now. But do you think that's good? Like, I don't think it's good that order protects people that are fraternizing with pedic? No, no, no. You're asking why they were sending emails all willy-nilly and while they were cool

with doing that. They never thought any of this stuff was going to come out. So it's good that it came out, right? Absolutely. A hundred percent. But once again, nothing is going to change except for in the minds of the people. I don't think there'll ever be any legal ramifications to anybody. So in the minds of the people, all of this, this is just the old regime. It's the old regime of politicians. It's an old regime of people in power, all the elites, blow all that shit up and let's rebuild something new starting from now. There was a guy. There was a guy who, this radio guy does a podcast that he was saying that we just need to throw out the whole old guard. Everybody. And I remember him saying, I remember him saying that before the Epstein files dropped. I remember saying that before we

just got all this information that discriminated all these people. It was something like, hey, we need to throw out the whole thing. Everything. It started new. Listen, man, you got to throw the babies out with the bath water. Because all they're going to do is put the babies on a pizza anyway. So get rid of it all. They're like, throw it all the bath water, the babies. Everybody has to fucking go. I know this sounds crazy right now, but you're going to see it in the future and it's going to make all the sense in the world. All of this is a necessary evil that has to happen. Because I truly believe in building and destroying. Right. And to build, you have to destroy what existed. This shit don't work. And by the way, it was never sustainable. This type of evil is never sustainable. I don't care how long

it lasts. I don't care how many people get rich off it. That shit does not matter. Eventually, it all catches up to you. And that's what we're seeing right now. So there is justice to it. Yet we still are cherry picking, right? We still are choosing the people whose the allegations are unsubstantiated and the allegations probably mean something

larger than what's there. It depends what type of person you are. And that's what I mean by that. I don't just look at things and say, oh, shit, that person's guilty because I want them to be guilty. I look at things and then I go do a little bit of research.

Like when that story came out, And it was like Eminem's in the Epstein Files, Jay Z's in the Fstein Files, Pushing T's in the Fstein Files. I'm like, I had to go see for myself. These are people that we grew up on. And I need to be like, what? I had to go actually look.

And then when you look and realize, oh, this is just a fucking public hotline number that anybody can call and leave any type of message. But believe all women, Charlotte. No. Especially when it's a woman saying that they're 300, The woman literally said if you read the M&M story, she goes, my tape should be easy to find. I don't even know what year she put this, by the way.

I didn't look at see what year it was. She put, my tape should be easy to find because I'm 300 pounds. I slept with Eminem. They drug me and he had sex with me when I woke up, did he was recording. That's a lot. Come on, bro. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

You see the story about Jay-Z. The woman is like, it was Jay-Z Harvey Weinstein, Attorney General William Barr. some CEO or some company in 1996, reasonable doubt came out in 1996. Like, what are we doing? No disrespect to Push-a-Tee. You know I love Push-A-T. What the fuck would Push-A-T be doing

around Harvey Weinstein in 2007? Like, what do we do? Like, in 2000, why would Harvey Weinstein be around Push-A-T in 2007? And all they said was Push-A-T was a handler. That's what they said. He was a handler. What the fuck does that even mean?

This shit was clear bullshit. and you can see who pushes the narratives. Every Drake fan page ran with that, oh, how convenient. The weekend that Pusha T, you know, is nominated for album of the year at the Grammys and a rap album of the year at the Grammys, right? Like, oh, how convenient all of a sudden.

And by the way, I'm going to say something. All of this shit is going to come out. I'm not even talking about FD5. I'm talking about low-vibrational hip-hop shit right now. All of this shit is going to come out and you're going to see who is behind so much of this stuff. What does that mean? You'll see.

You'll see who's getting paid. You'll see who's paying them. You'll see all of this shit going to come out sooner than later. What does that mean? You got to give more than that. No, I don't. I don't never got to give more than that. I give more than that when more of that comes out to give.

Okay? Because more of that always comes out to gift. I just always, all I do is just give you the warning. It's like, boom, watch. And then everybody going to be sitting back like, oh, shit. All of this shit is really targeted all the time. Are you saying that there might be a system that exists not only within hip hop, but within all forms of media where certain accounts collaborate and target other people

by the use of bots and misinformation? And the crazy thing is it's not even, I said hip hop, but it's not even just about hip hop anymore because hip hop has so much influence. A lot of it is politically driven, right? A lot of it is who people think. a lot of it is who people think is on what side, right? And based on what side you're on, you will get targeted by certain individuals

to hurt your influence. You'll see. Just remember I said it, you'll see. You'll see. You'll see. But that's the crazy thing about, you know, stories like this because everything isn't the same. Like the F-teen files are totally different

than somebody calling a goddamn FBI. hotline leaving a fucking anonymous tip. And that's what I said. Those things are clearly distinctive if you choose to go motherfucking read past the headline on Shadroom. Right. That's all I'm saying. Right.

Like, it's clearly distinctive. But again, that's not what people do on the end. No. You just run with it. And then it causes real damage for people. How the fuck did Vlad get an Epstein interview? Nah, he didn't. I think he posts Bannon's interview.

I've never seen that. But I think that's available in the Epstein files. If I'm not mistaken, my bad Vlad, if I'm wrong. But that's what you got it from? I never seen that. I'm like, what the fuck? If I'm not mistaken, this is all allegedly, but I think Steve Bannon was hired by Epstein to do like a PR.

If I die? No, he was hired, I think, to do like a PR, like we're going to reintroduce you as not a bad guy to the world. Is that right, Chris? More like, now they would probably allege something else, and he might go, no, I was actually exposing him or whatever. But the feeling was, is it was a, okay, we're going to rehabilitate your image and I'm going to help you through this.

So he has these long interviews where. I didn't see. I don't think it ever came out. No, no, I'm saying I saw it on Vlad, and I'm not, I didn't even see it on Blad. I saw it on the internet first, and I'm like, this got to be AI. There's no way Black TV. No, it's not Vlad. It's Steve Vannon interviewing him.

Oh, he got it shut up like a Vlad TV interview, though. He does. You just see Epstein and no one else here. In the black background, I'm like, yo, what the fuck is going on? You wouldn't want your face in that either, right? What the fuck is going on outside? Why is all that thumping and shit? That's upstairs?

Yeah, they're up there, man. They here? down here? Yeah, shit. I don't know, man. All this shit is going to be very, very, very interesting to watch, bro. I'll tell you that fucking much. But the world as we know it has already changed.

I just want y'all to know that. Do you think, so here's the thing. Do you think that we look at the quote-unquote elite, the billionaires? Do we look at them any differently? Do we... What do you mean? Any different? You know, I don't know how I looked at them before.

Right. I don't think I connected nefarious acts to this. many of them. Or connected the knowledge to Epstein. Like, I guess the question I have is, like, how many of these people knew that he was convicted of what he was convicted of? Everybody. So is that true? Or are people, like, do you believe that Mdani's mom knew that he was convicted and then she still decided to have this party? Or he was convicted of this thing in Palm Springs, and then she heard there's this financier that was connected to all these people in banking, and global politics, in Harvard. And she was like, okay, I'll do an after party his house.

What do you think, Chris? Because I don't, I mean, when Epstein first got arrested back in the day, and that's the only time you got to charge, actually, right? What year was that? This is 2006, is it? So I don't know. I mean, was that a big story back then? I don't remember.

I don't know. I never heard of Larry Epstein until a recent time. I thought Larry Epstein and Jerry St. Dundske was the same person for a minute. Wait, Larry Epstein. What's his name? Jeffrey Epstein. Jeffrey Epstein. So I guess what I'm trying to understand is, is like, is it possible since this

since Epstein wasn't famous, that there were people who met him afterwards that were unaware of that prior conviction? Like, whenever you meet a famous person, do you Google them and make sure that they didn't fuck kids? Again, I'm not trying to, like, I'm not trying to cop, please. I'm not trying to cop, please, but I would like to live in a world where, like,

someone like Mom Donnie's mom didn't know that he was a convicted pedophile and still decides to do an after party. I think what makes him dangerous wasn't, I mean, he was obviously, you know, the ultimate. in a lot of ways. Yeah. But there are a lot of pimps in the world.

I think what made him, you know, so widespread in that world is he had access to money, too. Yeah. And, you know, money is a temptation that most everybody in the world is all. Bro, people act so weird around money. You know what I mean?

Like, Charlemagne, in my opinion, is the greatest radio host of all time. He's a benevolent guy. He's a... I mean, all that is true, though. You know what I mean? He's a fantastic human being. I'm not the best of all time,

but I'm, you know. No, you're the greatest of all time. No, I think you've ever done anything wrong? No, I think I'll get, I'll get, I'll get, I think you're the greatest, you're the greatest of our generation. I'll get mentioned when they mentioned greats at some point. Dang, you made me, you had a fucking real good train of thought. I don't think, I think the majority of people did not know about his earlier conviction.

So I don't believe that. I think Andrew's right because people still worked with Woody Allen. People still worked with R. Kelly. Like, they don't... So here's the interesting thing, because I did think about this with Woody Allen, right? Proximity to other people makes you radioactive or not.

So everybody's aware of Woody Allen and what he did, right? Nobody cut him off. But if he's still doing movies with these super famous celebrities, he's still doing movies with these super famous actors, all of a sudden that neutralizes his toxicity a little bit. Or you start believing like, maybe he's not. Yeah, maybe something's not. Maybe he didn't do what they accused him to do

because why would all these people still be fucking with him? Why would he still be in a position of power? Jeffrey Epstein gets convicted of some shit that people kind of like more or less hear of. And again, I don't even know if he's famous enough for them even. Woody Allen is massively famous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And people still look the other way. Here's this guy who's rich, but people don't really know him.

And they hear he had some weird shit happen in Florida, but he got an office in Harvard. So it's like, well, it can't be that crazy if he got to, office in Harvard to this day. I think all of us are right. And I think what happens is I think when people have a lot of money and you can have access to it, you start convincing yourself that these people aren't as bad as they actually are. Yeah. Because you need that money.

Like, people are so fucking whatever. I think all of us are right. I think Alex is right. A lot of people probably didn't know. I think you're right that, you know, if you're still in a position of power, people will still fuck with you. And then I think there's some, like, and I think to what I'm saying, when they know you're still in a position of power, they might know.

and be like, let's keep going, yo. Like, there's, I can't imagine that people weren't aware of Harvey Weinstein's transgressions in Hollywood. Like, amongst Hollywood circles, there must have been people that have, like, heard about it. It's very rare, especially in, like, such a small community like Hollywood that people don't know or, like, heard rumors of, like, oh, he auditions girls in a hotel room. Like, people probably heard of these things, but he's getting movies that win Oscars. It's very successful.

All these actors getting these opportunities. So an agent kind of looks the other way and people look the other way. And that's the tricky thing when like you come down on a Harvey Weinstein because you obviously do come down on the person that does the thing. It's horrible. But there are a lot of other people that enabled that thing and look the other way that they're going off scot-free. There's a lot of agents that sent their fucking 18-year-old girl clients to a hotel room with a guy they knew was a creep and nobody's talking about those people. Those people are probably actively some of the biggest agents in the business right now. And there's no scarlet letter on them.

There's no, hey, this person enabled this thing, this horrible thing that this girl went through. You know what? That's a great point because, like, you know, I got a lot of home girls who, and I got to salute some of these executives. I'm not going to say no name, but I got a lot of home girls who will tell you stories about certain executives telling you not to go fuck with that executive. Like, no, no, no, no, no, don't go over there. You know what I'm saying? Like, nah, no, no, no, don't go to that party. Like, oh, well, he invited you with, no, no, no, don't go do that.

And you'd be like, why? Like, just trust me. You know what I'm saying? Like, literally. I've heard, I can tell you numerous, you know, tales like that. But they didn't say it loud enough where TMZ talks about it because they're probably worried that it could negatively impact their career. They're probably worried that they don't have enough evidence where it could convict that person.

And if the other girls aren't willing to come out, now you're setting up a whole can of worms. So you kind of just kind of look the other way. And looking the other way weirdly enables it for longer. I also wonder, too, if, because there's some people that had firsthand knowledge of some of these shit, right? Like, let's be clear. But then there's some people who just heard things. So if somebody just told me something and it's just like, I came up on to Wendy Williams. So Wendy would tell me all types of shit about all types of people.

And then you're just like, what do I believe? Exactly. But if somebody came to me and said, hey, I want to go to this party. But in the back of my mind, I'm thinking about something that I may have heard. Not something I saw first hand, not something I may have heard. I'm like, well, let me tell you what I heard. And then you make your own decision. You know what I mean?

I remember we went to a- I think that's the case for Diddy. Because I think a lot of people kind of heard things about Diddy, but didn't really know the what? What's that reaction? You don't want to know what so crazy about Diddy? And, I mean, Alex isn't wrong, but all of the stuff you heard about Diddy,

at least for me, never had anything to do with women. It was like, Zard your goddamn booty hole. There was always God you goddamn assholes. But then all the shit that came out in the trial wasn't gay shit, really. Nah, that was some gay. Saving guys' chum, I think, is qualified some. There was some chum in the water. There was nothing about him taking booty holes.

That's... What the fuck did you read? I must have got a different algorithm. He's hiring prostitutes so he can watch them. Saved the cum. Nah, there was some booty holes being taken. I mean, you watched the documentary, fucking Little Rod say he woke up store. No, I'm talking about the case.

The actual trial. What are you got? I mean, not a lot of dudes are going to go on trial and be like, yeah, he fucked me in the night. You fuck me in the night. He just rub come on him. Here's the example. When else you're supposed to fuck him?

Remember we went... Why did night? Why did you say the night? No, day. Why not the dawn? Day is way gay. That's strange. Day is way gay.

Yo, getting fucked down, man, when the sun is out. Nah, that's diabolical. Like, just to commit to the lifestyle. No. You need a letter. example we went to russia you remember we went to russia okay we went to russia to go do shows right this was like this is way back and i remember they took us to some strip club right at the at the end of it and after maybe it was after the show right and alice wasn't with us actually he's a good man

but uh i remember i told mark i told mark i said mark i said mark i would assume christian mark Christian Mark, I said, Mark, I would assume everything that happens here is recorded. And everything that happens here is filed and videotaped and whatever. Mark said, let's go. Mark hit the cross and said, let's go. We are protected by blood. Again, again, and again, maybe like who the fuck am I? I'm not important enough.

But my point is going into these situations is like there might be some way where they want to find a way incriminate or they want to put some leverage on me and then could leverage somebody else. What year was this? I don't know. We put a, we put a vlog up from it. Yeah, 2018. Yeah. 208.

Oh, yeah, that was recent. He was on the rise. Perfect time to get you. Again, it might not even be me. It might be like, get me to get you. It might get me to... I wouldn't be there. It ended up in the rush in my life.

No, but it doesn't... That's not how it works. You tip one person to get the next person. Yeah, yeah. So it's get me to get Rogan. Get me to get Charlotte. Get me to get me to. get the bigger fish.

So I'm like, putting me in this. I don't know. Only Russian I know is Ivan Drago. That's all it takes. That's all it takes. My point is, I'm going into that space operating like, yeah, this whole thing is probably a set up. That's smart.

And that probably is how you should proceed in life. And it's crazy that all these billionaires didn't even think about that with Epstein. They're getting loose on email with them. Like, it's just insane. Yeah. This guy that they don't even, I imagine, really. know. What kind of email do they got, though? I know this might be, that's probably a stupid question, but do they use the same type of g-mails and all that we use? Yeah, yeah. Email was

like technology back in the day. Like, it was crazy you could send emails. That's wild. Like, it's wild that they didn't have something like Signal before Signal, like something that's actually because I don't know why y'all be getting on signal. First of all, it's the stupidest thing in the world to me is when people be like, there's a website that you can get on and send messages that nobody else can see. You really believe that. You really believe. Like somebody, you don't even know who invented this shit. You know what I'm saying?

That might be CIA created. FBI expounded. We don't fucking know. All it takes is you sending the message to someone else and then taking a picture of it. So there's no such thing as it's like encrypted. You can't copy it. I move around this planet. Like every single thing I'm saying, everything I'm saying that thing I'm doing, everything I'm texting is being documented.

It's being documented. Yeah. That's how I move. I don't ever think I'm saying anything. you know, in private. That's why I let everybody know I'm retarded. I am. That's good.

I was in, I took test when I was young. I did. I failed standardized tests. They had me in the little trailers in the back. Yeah. Okay. I am legally retarded. What does that mean?

Huh? What does that have to do with them compromising you? Huh? Why? How can you compromise? You can't compromise a person who licks their elbow? You're the fuck you mean. You're the first person who compromise. But I'm retarded. So you're actually taking advantage of a person. You think that they don't care about taking advantage of people? Damn. Yeah. So you just been calling yourself retarded for no reason?

You think that that's your safety? You think Jeffrey Epson's going, oh, we can't do that. He's retarded. They probably like that the best. Like, think of the sounds he's going to make. Don't you fucking do it. Don't you do it. You want it to so bad. I'm not doing it. Don't fucking do it.

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FAA. FAA, put the book up please for me right here. And you'll go pre-order that wherever you buy books. Let's do some all means necessary, man. Lose your wig. Who's this, Big Baby? Shout out Big Baby, man. That Big Baby on this morning, man.

Big Baby is an amazing, amazing personality. He is, dude. He's hilarious. he can flip this if he wants because I think the best thing that's going to happen from this situation is that people are going to get to know Big Baby's personality. Yeah. But now he got to get those hands to match the personality. See, if you didn't see the fight this weekend.

He won, though, didn't he? He did win, but it was terrible. It was a terrible, terrible fight. Oh, it was disgusting. It was just a sloppy, sloppy match. Big Baby wasn't moving the way that he usually moves. When I saw him this morning, because he came to Breakfast Club with the day, The day we're taping this, I saw him this morning.

He looked much more in shape than he did in the ring on Saturday. He did. Like, and they kept using terms like, oh, this is such a sloppy fight. Oh, this fight is just big and sloppy. I'm like, yo, announcer, stop being pussy and say what you want to say. Which is? This is a fat fight. Okay?

That's all it is. His name is Big Baby, though. What do you expect him to look like? Yeah, but he said it's because of the way he wears his trunks and the way he wears his trunks and the way he wears his cup so it takes all of this and makes it like look a little bit more

I guess I don't know chunkier but when the fight started I'm in the group chat with some people and I text like I said Big Baby about to get washed

and the only reason I thought Big Baby was about to get watched because I haven't seen Big Baby disciplined in a long time and so when he comes out he's not fighting well like I didn't think he would and then this shit happens

where I'm literally watching the fight bro I thought something was wrong with me. I'm like, yo, I just saw his hair move. Because it didn't, they didn't just flip up at first. It just shifted a little. And I'm like, yo, his fucking hair just moved. I'm like, yo, did he hit him so fucking hard that his hair just moved? And then it took me about 30 seconds because he got pummeled a little bit. And then you saw that. I'm like, this motherfucker got on a fucking unit, bro. You think it was strategy.

No, he explained it. He said that he shampooed his hair last week, fucking around with some Dominicans or Puerto Ricans or something, and he started losing his hair immediately, so he went and got the unit put in. I always had hair. You know, I'm trying to say it was breaking normal. You last, like, and I'm bringing to my mom, too. I kind of felt bad about that. I said, you know what?

I'm just going to roll with it. So anyway, I always had hair. But, you know, he never put an enhancement and all that stuff in there. I'm like, I want to spend the spot. Cubas in Miami. Man, shh, shh, shh, left it in there. I went to training, wash my hair out. Half of my hair fell out.

I'm just saying, he gets, he gets, he gets, hit with a clean shot, hair flies off, ref immediately steps in and stops the fight so they could remove the hair or figure out what's going on. Well, the bell ring too, though. Oh, that was the bell ring. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, my bad, my bad. Yeah, the bell ring.

And that's why he went to the corner and just took it off, and then he turned up because he was like, I can't lose this fucking fight. I can't lose this fight after my hair piece. I think he's lying. I think he's always had a piece in. Because I'm looking at his younger pictures, still looks like a piece in.

You think he always had a piece? I'm going to tell you something else that people don't know, man. Big Baby missed out on his biggest payday ever because he was supposed to fight Anthony Joshua. Yep. But he tested positive for drugs. He said it was dick pills. Performance-enhancing drugs.

Yeah, no. He said it was dick pills. But he was supposed to get paid like $8 plus million for that first fight. That was Anthony Joshua's first fight in America. Yeah. It was Anthony Joshua. He was still undefeated and it was at the garden. Huge out.

And he said the rematch. clause was 17 million. Wow. Huge, huge. Have you talked to him about that? Like, yeah, we talked about it this morning. And what do he say? Does he say how it affected his life? Huge regret at first, went into a very dark place after. But he was like, yo, I can't, um, he was like, I couldn't dwell on that. I had to keep him moving. And he said, you know, that would, that turned out to be Andy Ruiz's blessing. Right. You know, so. That's a good way of looking at it. He ain't no choice. Dude is hilarious. Now, he's a character, man. He would actually, be like, like, like, like, a quintessential New York City boxer.

So the thing with big baby has always been power. Like he, I think he used to be a kickboxer too. Yeah, he kicked boxed. Maybe even a kickbox. He said he started kickboxing because of the titty's. Because what? Titties. What? Yeah, he said he was downstairs back in the day when he was younger and this woman came to the window and her tities was out. And the woman told him to come upstairs. So he came upstairs. By the time she came upstairs, she had put it. the tank top on and she introduced him to kickbox hilarious he's got an amazing story man no he's a he's a great character i think but the knock on him has always been like he's a he's a heavyweight but he doesn't have that like heavyweight one punch power he has tons of skills and he moved around usually moves really

well he's like incredibly athletic for his size but that one punch concussive power that heavyweights have is you want that from the big boys i want to see him i want to see him i want to want to see them bounce back. Let me tell you something, by the way. This was one of the best fight cards. Oh, my God, this whole card was so good, man. I missed the, I missed the fight. I saw the highlights. Oh, what did you think? I mean, this fight sucked. The, the big baby Kingsley fight fight, I can't, was it Kingsley? I can't remember who he was fight. This fight, that fight sucked, but it was still entertaining because of what happened. Of course. But, boy, the homie from Brownsville, shoot, shoot, Ruth Carleton. Yeah, that knockout was unbelievable.

Oh, yeah. Oh, unbelievable. It's like a five-punch combination. That shit like some shit from Mortal Kombat. For real. Like that shit was clean. I mean five-punch combo, cleaned them up, beautiful. Then he came to the ring with MOP. Incredible.

Kishon fucking Davis. That motherfucker is a killer. Let me get some highlights right here. Listen, I was gonna call, when I was watching it, I was like, Yo, Kishon Davis is like an evil Lekeith Stanfield. And I had to think about it like, Lekeef be looking evil too. He got it.

Got it. Got it. I mean, Kishan got like a meanness, a, a, uh, uh, uh, uh, a evilness about him in the ring that just makes him very entertaining the white. Where is Kishan from? Um, I think Virginia. Hmm. I think, I think he's from Virginia. Yo, he stopped, uh, Jermaine Ortiz in the 12th round.

Oh, wow. He dropped him with a body shot early and then dropped him again with a body shot. body shot in the 12th round. I seen him, I think his last fight, he dropped somebody with a body shot. Kishon Davis is a star. What do he finish him with in the 12th? A body shot. A body shot. Like, he fully recovered too from the body shot. Like, fully recovered. Hit him with another one. Hit him with another one, bro. Kishan is a beast, bro. He missed your core real tight. It was like two minutes later, and he dropped. I mean, having enough power in a 12th round to knock somebody out, especially hitting into the body. You see what I'm saying?

That's a good, you got a little beard on him, too. That was a nice little check hook he got called. That's what I'm saying. Like, Kishan. Ortiz started. Pretty strong. Pretty strong. He started.

But then it was quick. Oh, guys, this is high level boxing. You didn't watch that all? I didn't watch it, man. Oh, wow. Davis was winning the fight. Yeah. So Davis was ahead on the score cards.

On some people's score card. Or the official one that it just showed or unofficial one. It wasn't that far. That she said, 98, 92? Yeah. Fucking way. hell no. They watched a different fight than I watched it.

Kishan was cooking. Watch him, watch him catch him again. No, no. This is the 11 round. Yeah, the next round. The next round he won't catch him again. Yo, Kishan is a beef. He's a killer.

I respect the guys that do the body work. Listen, 12th round, 20 seconds left. You know how hard that is? 17 seconds left. All right, so he heard him. He heard him. Yeah, he heard him. You know how hard that is, yo?

Stopping the fight right there is weird. It was a weird stop. Weird stop. But he hit him with a right before kind of wobbled him. Yeah, but he still fight it. Yeah, that's a weird stop. I guess that was a very weird stuff. He would have won anyway. Well, it looked like Ortiz

was ahead on the cards. No, but after the knockdown, I think everything changed. I thought, I mean, I didn't even see it with 98-92. That was egregious. Shout out to Keishon Davis. He's a killer. And she called Stevenson. What? What?

That, like. Man, cut it off. Well, I do feel like to record drag it out. Tell me, I missed it. So the thing with Chakor is superb fighter, but... Best defensive fighters since Mayweather. He has the Mayweather situation where it's like, all right, it's not that entertaining.

And so then he doesn't have high-level elite boxing. But then he doesn't have the personality that Mayweather brings. So it's like... How did he say exactly what you mean? I fuck with Shikor. Listen. Now, Tio, Tio build this fight. Yeah.

Sure. Yeah. He had a good opening. I'm not going to lie. But once Chico got the ring, he made Tio look like an amateur. The gap between. A fighter like Tio and Shakur is so fucking wide. You got to watch Shikor's feet.

It's actually a shame that the close-up angle cuts off the feet. Because if you watch him manage distance, he is a genius. Look at him managed distance. He is always outside of Tio's range. Look at that. He's outside of Tio's range. He's never off-balance. Look at that.

Chikor is a beast, bro. What are them are good, though. But here's the thing. So a guy like Shakur needs. a guy like Tio to make the fight interesting, because if he fights other guys that are defensive, so far in his career, I don't know if he's shown enough aggression

where he can keep a fight interesting. No, he's not a powerful guy. Not even power, aggressive. Like, he needs a guy to walk into him where he could counter. Well, he's fucked Tio up, though. Oh, no, I know, but Tio is engaging him. Tio is stalking him.

Tio is walking after him the whole fight. No, I mean, no, you're not wrong. But Chikor was doing the same. Chico's on his front foot the whole time. Chico was never backed away from Tia. Chicole was front foot, front foot. This is the eighth round where he took a break.

This is the eighth round. The whole fight, Chikor's coming forward. Whole fight Chikor's coming forward. Whole fight Chico's coming forward. The eighth round was the only round Chacore like backed off a little bit to get a little briever.

That's actually the only round Tio fucking won. The whole time she calls on the front foot. From what I've watched, Theo, Theo is the aggressive. That's the thing. But that is Shikor's game. The course is the better boxer,

so he counters it just about. Watch him manage distance. Wow, this kid is special. But Chicoor is special, man. Look at that. I mean, wow. I've been trying to tell people what Chiquot's bell. I told Tio.

Tio was like, I'm going to prove that Chico's defense isn't as elite as people think. I'm like, no, no. What do you plan to, like, exploit about Chikore entering? That is, defense is not as impeccable as people mention it. No, it's impeccable. This is pretty elite. Come on, Tia Fee. It's pretty elite.

No. That's what I say. What is it? weakness though if there's one is mine you know what you guys do you know what you got to do against your core you got to make things ugly you're not going to outbox him wow you got to you got to get him up on the ropes and you have to make it ugly and he's not going to let you make it ugly he's going to hit you on the way in every single time and you just got to make you and you got to not swing at his head because you're not going to catch him you just got a swing of the body chop away at the body and make

it incredibly ugly. And he's special, man. He's special. He's the top three pound for pound fighter in the world right now. I don't think there's anybody who can beat him at 140. I don't think so either. But he needs to be the personality. He needs the Mayweather.

He needs money, Mayweather. Why do you say he don't have any? You know, I'm going to tell you what, I'm going to tell you what Chachora does have that makes him special. He has the respect of all the legends. So it makes you want, like when you see Terence, profit in his corner. When you see Andre Ward in his corner, when you see people like, you know, Clarissa Shields, who's also special ourselves, when you see all of these people

rallying around this kid so much, it makes you wonder, yeah, what's up with him? And this right here, the biggest fight of his career thus far on a stage like this for him to have this kind of performance, he's, he's one of them guys, man. So here's the question. Who would take a fight against him next? If he doesn't bring in money, he doesn't bring in fans, but he is the toughest guy to be. I know who need it. Tank. Javante Davis can't,

Jervante can't come out and just fight anybody. Tank can fight bums and people are going to watch. Yeah. Yeah. Tane can fight bums and people are going to watch. I don't want to call everybody who's fought a bum because that's not fair. He's fought qualified fighters and he's very good.

Tank is very good. But... Tank got to go mix it up with some of them guys. He got to go mix it up with T. He got to feel Fimo. He got to go mix it up with four or two. When? He doesn't have to.

He's proven that no matter who he fights. people are going to show up and watch? I don't know that to be true. His biggest pay-per-view ever is with Ryan Garcia. Like, show me when Tank has broken over a million fighters. What is he's the A guy, period. Let's look at his past fights and just see the money that he gets paid guaranteed. I think, yeah, he makes some bank.

I don't know, man. I mean, I just, I don't know. I think that there's a lot of, he got to mix it up. I'd like to see Shakur, I mean, Tanking Day with Shakur, Kishon Davis, Tio Fima Lopez I want to see Devin Haney and Kishon go at it, that would be an amazing fight. Why not Haney

and Shakur? I would like to see that. This is interesting. Yeah, they were arguing. Oh, yeah, Shikor called him up. Because Connor Ben just went up and wait and he fought this, oh man, I'm messing up. This is a big British boxing fight. So both of their fathers

fought back in the day. So then both of them fought. Connor fought oh, God. What the fuck was he? I don't remember. Anyway, he lost the first time they fought, and the second time they fought he won. It was huge British boxing cup.

And he came up and wait to fight. I think he came up to like 160 or maybe even 168 to fight, like something insane. But I think Connor fights at 147. I don't know if he can get down to 140. I also love the relationship between Terrence Crawfman and she calls Stevenson, man. Yeah.

It's just dope to see like an OG put his, his arm around a young guy in that way and the mutual respect that they have for each other and just how you can tell Shakora's a sponge soaking up all of this greatness from those from those Shikora got a lot of respect for Bud, man.

And it don't seem it don't seem like transactional. No, not at all. Like Bud is in the corner because he's getting a check of something like it's a real relationship. He was there before. Like you saw Shakura at Bud's fight. I think he looks up to him as an OG and he's he recognized

his Bud's greatness. Also, Bud's another Southpaw that's incredibly crafty, amazingly defensive. And, like, I'm sure he looks at him and he goes, oh, my God, I want to be a fighter like that. Yo, Chicoot beat Tio so bad that Tio got up there and apologized for slavery, right? That was wild.

Damn. Like, what the, I was watching that shit. Like, what the fuck the slavery got to do it anything? Like, that was wild. Like, of all the things that he could have bought up. Why did Tio apologize for that? Because, I mean, Tio has a history of making a lot of, you know, racist remarks.

You know what I mean? I mean, he's selling a fight. Boxing is like one of the few places where you can be racist and homophobic. Can we just let them be racist and homophobic for eight weeks before the fight? Can we just do like a window where you can say whatever you want? And then we know it's part of the marketing is WWE. Black History Day. It is very hard.

Black History Day. No, I'm saying, wasn't it like, no. It wasn't January 31st. It wasn't even Black History Month. The second? Oh, okay. I'm thinking it's a third. I can't be a hypocrite.

I was born in 1970. I grew up on Mike Tyson. Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? Eat your kids, bro. Mike Tyson was homophobic. He was everything and it was great. I'm gonna fuck you till you like it.

Scared of the real man. I'll fuck it till you love me. It was great. Now, I think God, Mike wasn't in the Epstein Files. Because the first thing they would do was go back to that video. He was like, I'll eat your kids. Because you don't have what they say.

They say the elite be eating fucking babies, Joe. We wouldn't be surprised. You didn't know that? We wouldn't be surprised. That's what Pizza Gate is about. That's why I keep talking about the babies on the pizza Taylor. Yeah, you ever had a six-month-old with cheese? What?

You know what? Absolutely nice. That shit is crazy. What else we got, Taylor gang? What else we got Taylor gang? What else we got? What does I say? Cam needs to grow up?

Yeah. Oh, click on that. I saw that earlier. What is this? Let's hear this one. We got to insert. heard all of these clips too, doy. Cam Newton says men and women can't be just friends. And Mitchie only keeps women around if there's sexual intent. I'm not about to be around no women platonically.

Let's hear. Do you have any platonic relationships in your life right now? With the woman? Yeah. No. Is that by choice? He's so annoying. I'm not about to be around no woman platonically.

Listen. We got to unpack this, Ken. Why? Because I'm not about to play them type of games. Is it self-control? Call it what you want. I'm asking. Call it.

It may be self-control. I'm asking. If she's fine, I'm not about to have her around playing. Like, I don't think that she's attractive. But is it possible to think someone's attractive and still behave yourself? Yes. Do you have control of them thoughts? Yes.

But I'm not about to play them games. What game is it? The game was saying, hey, we're not about to be friends. I don't have good-looking woman that's friends around me. So no. Just all of, all the, all of them. Okay. Do you have any ugly ones?

Pause. I love Cam, but that's some of the dumbest shit I heard. Can I, can I just, can we just make an argument for him? Talk to me. Be careful. This is a guy who has been since he's probably 19 years old, a celebrity, famous. He then goes into the league. He makes tens of millions of dollars.

everybody in his life, not just women, men also, are probably trying to like curry favor and extract resources from him in some way, shape, or form. Hey, let's be friends. Oh, I got this business idea. Hey, let's be friends. Oh, every girl he hooks up with, oh, you don't need to use a con. Like, at a certain point of time, I imagine guys in his shoes start developing a very defensive nature because they're like, people are out to get me and take advantage of me.

So I wonder if he's like, okay, I have these beautiful women that are in my life and then we're just kind of friends. And then all of a sudden they say that I was being inappropriate with them in an interview or whatever. I wonder if he is so shell-shocked from hearing stories of his friends, hearing stories of other famous people, other athletes being taken advantage of that he's like, I'm not even playing those games. Andrew, he's in a relationship. Yeah, I'll say again. He's in a relationship right now. Oh, he's full of shit. You know, what he's, I mean, what he's saying right now is.

No, but do you get what I'm saying? The same thing could stand. These people, like, people in his position, they are victims too. But no, he's speaking from a personal perspective. He said, I can't be around no fine women without being sexually attracted to them. Is that what he's really saying? Yes. Go back and listen to it.

I don't think he's saying. Man, y'all, you play that again. They ain't here. Nothing he said just now. He doesn't want to be around women who are attractive. And then he has to play the game, like, I have to pretend like you're not attractive. Listen again. You ain't here.

No, Ethan. Listen to the whole thing. Relationships in your life right now? With the woman? Go start from the beginning because that's an important question that guy asked. That's what started the conversation. I got to... Let me make sure I'm hearing this right.

Y'all be... Y'all, y'all Epstein and me right now. What? I don't think I can get it because I can't... You have any platonic relationships in your life right now? With the woman? Yeah. No!

I pause right there. Then we start again. He said, you don't have any platonic relationships in your life right now. And Cam said, with a woman. Which is wow. I was like, why did you have to say with a woman? Press play. Is that my choice?

To be around no woman play tonically. Listen. We got to unpack this, can why? Because I'm not about to play them type of games. Is it self-control? Call it what you want. I'm asking. Call it.

It may be self-control. If she's fine, I'm not about to have her around playing like I don't think that she's attractive. But is it possible to think someone. attractive and still behave yourself. Yes! Do you have control of them thoughts? Yes!

But I'm not about to play them games. What game is it? The game was saying, hey, we're not about to be friends. I don't have good-looking woman that's friends around me. No. Just all the... Do you have any ugly ones? I got to ask.

I don't even have women friends, bro, respectfully. Wow. And I understand you're not going to play this game, but came to you a smart man, I'm going to need you to go deeper than that. Yeah. It's a, it's a, I know me. There's, you know you, okay? I know me.

And what that mean? That means if I'm around a woman long enough, I'm going to find something good in her that attracts me. Okay. And when you're attractive, what then happens? When you're attracted, what didn't happen? Sex. Oh, God, damn, Cam. Cam, this is a big issue that I thought we had here.

So understanding that, that I know what's to come from a platonic situation, I don't even play. No, I don't, I don't do that. Baby, you're too fine for me. We're not doing that. Interesting. No. So, okay, okay. If I take the word friendship off of the table, do you have platonic relationships in your life that involve women?

I just told you, I don't have no attractive woman that I'm cool with that I do not have plans on stabbing. Dang. You want to retract what the fuck you said? We didn't hear all this part. First of all this part. I don't. I heard it first of a misrepresent. No, let me ask you.

Let me ask you, find me a wife or girlfriends on the planet that wouldn't be over the moon that her man felt that way. Found me a wife or girlfriend on the planet that wouldn't be over the moon that their man was like, I don't want to have any hot girls in my life. I don't want to have any girlfriend. Because I don't have no self-control. Because I can't help myself and I'm going to try to holl at every fine girl in the world. That's ridiculous. It is what it is. Oh, that sounds crazy.

You don't think my wife, my wife would probably not be happy that I'm like, babe, I can't control myself. But there'd be a part of her that was like, well, at least he knows he can't control himself so he doesn't put himself in those situations. No, don't do that. He's not putting himself in those situations. Also, he's not like a 6-6 fucking pure testosterone alpha. Yeah, but he's, but he's talking about how he can't control him. It's not like he said the pussy is being thrown at me everywhere I go. It'd be different.

It's like, man, baby, everywhere I go, it's just pussy. Pussy's just open. Everywhere I go, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. That's not what he's saying. He's saying everywhere I go, I see a fine girl. I'm like, you don't know what it's like to be top of the food chain. Yeah, shut up. You don't know what it's like to be top of the food.

He's top of the food chain. He's top of the food chain. She says, shut one. Double whammy just didn't have happened. I was. I wasn't talking to you. Nah, you was. Yes, you know.

No, that felt like I got jumped just now. You did get jumped, okay? Nobody worried about you getting pussy, man. People will be worried about him getting pussy. It's funny, how much he's saying, how much you find him attractive. That is crazy. That is what you say. You don't think that he's a good looking guy.

You don't think he's a good looking guy. Cam had to say, and women? Women? He had, because guys like you. Okay. Let me tell you something. Y'all can live in pretend world. Every girlfriend or wife with love if their husband had that take.

So you want your husband to have lots of girlfriends in the hot? I got messed all about you're not. 90% of my friend circle is girls. You just became faithful. No, that's not true. We've just became fans. I want to fucking my friends. All right, I don't know that.

I don't know about your life. I don't know about your life. My point is. But if I'm asking him, why do you not have any girlfriends? And he's saying because I can't control myself, that's a problem. Yeah, yeah. I know he's fucking probably cheating, though. He's being honest.

It's a problem when we're honest. It's a problem, I'm honest. You want your man to lie to you. You want your man to be like, oh, yeah. Listen, if hot girls around me, I can be best friends with him. I don't even notice this fat-ass-dity. Can I say something? I want to say something because it's very important for me to say right here.

Man is honest. It's very important for me to say, I've been completely faithful for nine years. Oh, my gosh. No, I just want to throw that out there. I've been completely faithful for nine. Nine, motherfucker, October 2016. Trust me. And he's counted date.

Think about that shit. Think about that shit. That shit is how hard it is. It's only been nine years. What you mean only? You would never say that to what I'm always. You would never say that to a single digits is crazy. You would never say that to somebody rehabbing from crack cocaine.

That is so disrespectful. So you're saying cheating is like crack cocaine. He's addicted to vaginas. That man sounds like an addict, doesn't it? First of all, I don't even want disrespect vagina like that comparing it to the crack. Crack ain't got nothing on vagina. Nothing. Exactly.

So just to me. I was trying to get the most addictive. thing I could possibly think of. Yeah. Okay. You would never, I'm trying to tell you don't downplay it.

You would never give a drug dealer half. You can you still in the single digits? I thought you were at least in the double. Nine is crazy. Oh, and then what's your, what's your? God bless me after nine years. Hold on. He said nine is crazy.

How is he not the same as him? How are they not the same? You said being faithful for nine years is crazy. All he's saying is I gotta stay away from these hot days. I'm gonna try to stop. This is what I would say to Cam. This is a man that knows his limitations.

Can we respect a man that knows his limitations? Yeah, but this is what I want to tell Cam, because Cam is... You want him to be media trained. No, no, not media train. Can't just be media trained. It's fine, bro. Cam is a phenomenal media personality. Phenomenal.

Like, I don't think Cam gets enough credit for how good he is as a media personality. Because not only can he go do this show, he goes and does the fourth in one joint where he just keeps it all about sports. What I respect about Cam is Cam can do sports. He got one show just for sports. And then he got this show for culture. What I would say to Cam is, Cam, you're also in the business world now. Right. So now, when you're around beautiful women who are in these positions of power,

in their mind, they're going to be like, well, I don't want to be around him because all he's thinking about is fucking me. Yeah, and he's okay with that. He knows his limitation. And I will say this. He's an addict that doesn't go to the bar. Some of my greatest relationships in life, I truly sincerely mean this, some of my greatest relationships in life from a business perspective,

professional perspective, personal perspective, spiritual perspective. The women that have made me better people are the women that you just cool with. That you become great friends with. You're forgetting a very important variable. Those incredibly successful, beautiful women aren't fucking you.

But how does Cam know they want to fuck him? Listen, just because you would pop your little bussy fun. Don't make it seem like every woman would just want to give it up the camp because the conversation would be good. different. Cairn would be like, y'all, all of these women

are always trying to fuck me. By the way, that would change the context of the conversation. That's what he said. No, he didn't. He just said, he's not right. He said he wants to be around

every woman and wants to fuck every woman. It's different for us dudes over six feet, man. I'm telling you, the world is just different for us. The way that women treat us what they want from us.

Your best relationships will come from the platonic relationships with women. Facts. I'm telling you. Facts. Facts.

Facts. Facts. relationships where women bear the best fruit. Exactly. All your dick do and, you know, you have sex with the woman. Then now it complicates things and messes things up. You might be missing out on great business opportunities. You know, the way your feet are swinging off that chair is crazy.

Shut up. That is wild. Like, that is crazy. But I really, and also, you want, I'm not going to say that you can't feel safe around a man like that. Because to your point, it is good for a man. If that's what he feels, it's good to say that. He recognizes his limitations. But Taylor, if you heard this, would you feel safe around a guy like that?

Not saying he would ever cause any harm to someone. Well, if he can't be friends with me, no. Yeah. If he said, you're too fine. Damn, that would be crazy. That's the other part of it. Anybody. Exactly.

Now, you're cool. I want you around all the time. Right? Yeah. You know what, Taylor, you're cool. I want you around all this. You're the homie. Now you're feeling insulted.

Like, what's up, buddy? Shout out to Cam. So great discussion. That's one thing Cam do. Cam is going to keep the computer's futing, boy. Live your truth, Cam. Live your truth. If you know that you can't handle yourself around fine women, that's okay.

I do think guys, or I don't think guys, just people in general just test to see if there's an attraction. And then, doesn't the women lead it anyway? What? The women should lead it. Yeah. Like when it comes to if it's going to be a friendship or y'all going to be a friendship. No, it's always up to you.

We can't do anything without superman. But. I never, I never. I've never been, I always miss cues. Always, my whole life. I've always miscued. Like, I always end up getting hit on. If you turn your wrist one more time like that.

I'm just telling you know. We're going to, we, we're always getting hit up. Since I was eight. Since I was eight. These cues. I always, like women all, women got to just like, throw it on me for me to be like, oh, shit. Yeah. You know what I mean?

You were a fucking liar. You see him bait? Because now you think that. I love this. I love this. I love his page. You act like I don't want to. I don't even know when girls want to give me.

I don't want no bait. Stay on you. Girls. I don't want no bait. I don't want no bait. I'm telling you right now. That's so pussy you get with me. That's right.

Oh, you giving me so pussy? Let me tell you something. I promise if you try to highlight me, I'm calling my wife on the spot. I'm like, man, I'm like, hey, baby, this is a girl. girl right now who was trying to give me some pussy. But you would miss the cue. You wouldn't even know. Exactly. But they would throw it on me.

I'm telling the shit been like this my whole life, yo. Really? I'm telling you, yo. Like what would they do? What would they do? They fucking like, yo, basically have to tell me I want to give you something stupid. You had the family reunion. He smelled a Jerry girl.

You know what I do. Probably my cousin. What else we got, Taylor, gang? Shout out to Cam, though, man. Cam, you're doing a phenomenal job. Nobody tell you. Cam would be great for Flager. You ate my ass?

You ate my ass. Oh, Annalee Chappellie Chappell. Oh, no. It's not like one of my old lines. Let me see. Annali Chaba wants his baby mama to stop calling him gay because she decided to eat his groceries. Let's hear it.

Don't try to call me, gay, because you have. I'm gonna kick it off, brother. Stay brave. Sister, walk their life. But stop putting that shit on me, man, because y'all know I'm gonna play like that. Legend. I ain't never been pegged.

I ain't never been interred. None of that. Mine, if I whole want to put that at, put that motherfucking tongue on that gooch of that ass, man, I ain't gonna stop. That's funny. Legend. Now, for any of y'all,

old brilliant, idiots, listeners, man, I'm sure y'all can find that in the archive. I've been told y'all that you always got to let a girl eat your groceries at least once because when she talked that shit later in life about how you ain't shit,

you can just always say, yeah, but you ain't my ass though. Now, we live in a new generation where girls lack self-awareness, so she's trying to tell NLEC chopper, you gay because you let me eat your ass. First of all, you're a woman. That's number one. Number two, you ate my ass.

Who am I to stop you? Right, Alex? Yes. Hey, I'm deaf. You know what I'm saying? I agree with me. Wait, wait, wait, tell me. Who I'm going to stop you?

I went with a guy with the nail polish on. I didn't know how. Who am I to stop? You say you never stop. Is eating your ass eating gay? No, if you're not getting eaten by a woman. I will say this. If it's fucking Pac-Man, yeah.

What if the girl likes to peg you too? Well, that's a different thing. That's like saying is getting your ass eating gay if a guy also fucks it. Like that the guy fucking is gay. The getting your ass eaten, I think, can only be gay if she doesn't also give you head. If you're just getting your assy as a singular act. You're a wild boy. That is a wild shit.

You a wild boy. Now, see, that changes the conversation. The girl would be like, I ate his ass. I'd be like so. He didn't even want to, hey, he just wanted me to eat his ass. Like, whoa, let's call a fucking meeting, guys. And you're just tearing your whole little. Like, no, we got to have a meeting about this.

This is his guy's rewriting the rules. This is like the new fucking version of the Bible almost. But you know, like, you're the only guy I know that waxes. That means a lot of guys, ugh. No, it smells down there. Dude, I took a shower. I took a shower the other day. I cleaned my whole body.

I took a shower. I got out the shower. I wiped my ass with a towel shit all over the towel. I was like, how the hell did I not clean the shit out my ass? if I just clean myself in the shower. Andrew. I know. Don't you have dew wipes?

Say again? Don't you have like dude wipes or whatever? No, I don't like doing that. You don't have a rag for that? What? I don't do. We don't do it in our culture. It's not a thing.

I got three racks. I got a rag from my body. A white rag that I change every day for my face. And then I got a rag just from my private area. That's a little much. Well, that's why you stink. No, I do. That's why you got to fucking walking around with your nails painted.

I do one for my face. To make up with the fact. To try to try to, what's the word I'm looking for? Overcompensate for the fact that you got a stink ass. I definitely don't have a thing. You do have a stink ass, so I don't have a stinker. You got a nice little nails. You got a, okay?

You got a stinking ass. You got a little fucking rosé glasses in your dreds, but your ass is stink. Your ass stinks, yeah. Okay. I have a bidet, and I also wax, so I'm good at. But the shower. Oh, wait, tell you wax too now?

Yeah. I went twice. That shit is painful as fuck. I was there last week. You heard me? You hear me? I don't wax at all. I'm sad for you guys, but it's like...

It's so smooth. Once you... It just changes the game. Everything, man. So you get your ass eight, too. You know? You need to stop judging people. Yuck.

Yeah, you need to stop. You need to stop. You need to stop. Those days are done for you. You're a mother. You're not eating ass no more. Those days are... I never ate ass in my life. I'm just saying those days are done for you as a mom.

You from Philly and they never ate ass? What the hell is that? I was supposed to mean? I would have said that if any city out of you from Detroit and never ate ass. You from fucking Columbia? so I can line and never ate out. You're from fucking Vermont and never ate at a guy. You can eat ass in Vermont.

It's cold enough. I feel like the cold of the climate, the clean of the ass. I'm not eating, I'm not eating ass south of the Mason Dixon. Like, it's just too hot. I'm tripping off the fact that you fucking came out of the shower, bro. I have no. Like, what? That is crazy. Are you for real? My wife came up and she goes, why are you getting back in the shower? And I was like, I don't even know if I could share this information with you.

And then she was like, what? And I was like, look. Look at the towel and she saw a shit streak on the phone. Doesn't your ass be itching if you have like... No, dude, I got a lot of hair in my ass. When I wipe, it's like I'm like wiping toilet paper onto a... It's time, it's time, bro. Go get the wax, bro. It's just another thing to do.

I'm too lazy. It's another thing. If they could come to the studio, I'll do it. I love it. No, no, no, no, you don't want to do that. Like, first of all... No, first of all... No, no.

With the way... With the way your ass is set up, you need to go from shower straight to the waxer. And you got to make sure you clean back there because that would be very embarrassing for her to get back there and put that wax on you and fucking it's dude. I got toilet paper balled up back there.

You can't end up farting on her anyway. This is fucking crazy. I got toilet paper balled up. Do you guys have toilet paper bald up? Do you guys have toilet paper bald up? There's no hair. It's a bull. Man.

If you don't grow to fuck up. When I wipe, it literally shreds. The toilet paper just tears as if I have some sort of like rocks or something in my bottle. It's so weird. Were you shaving before? No, you know when I started manscaping?

Guy Coat. Remember we did that episode about fucking using the clippers? That's the first time I even ever thought about it. That's when I first started manscaping with that. And then, you know, I stepped it up over it. I do that shit when I'm depressed so I can just control something in my life. Nah, get the wax, bro. I just feel a little sad.

And I'll just trim my pews down. I'd be like, man, I feel a little better. Get the wax, bro. My shit looks like an elephant. Get the wax, bro. I'm telling you. you, yo, my shit look like a fucking elephant. I'm telling it.

It is weird looking with no hair on it. It's amazing. It's smooth. I'm like, why did I ever have it? I would do the laser, but I don't want to do the laser because I don't know what's going to happen in the future. And you want to be able to be trends. Yes, man, I think about shit like that.

I think about shit like that with the laser. I think about shit like that with the veneers, circumcision. If God comes down and say, why did you make you make a circumcision? Yes, I am. Oh. Yeah, but I'm like, maybe I need that for the future. What if there's a war in the future? And the only way for us to even identify ourselves is through foreskin.

And now we're trying to explain the people that we once had it. But we don't have it anymore. That's a good point. I think it's a rational point. Yeah. What did you say about Jews, Chris? The Jews and the Muslims, they don't have it, man. Oh, yeah.

It could be foreskin versus non-foreskin. So the Jews and the Muslims will be gods and chosen people. Have you noticed when you get waxed you make less noise when you fart? What? Like my fart on silent. Don't blame that on the wax. Don't blame that on the wax. No, it's like silent farts now.

No, it's like silent farts now. Don't blame that on the wax. That hole is like this. That motherfucker fart and it ain't no sound. I mean this nigger's hole is this fucking big. Have you heard him fart? Have you heard him for? Never.

Why are you blowing into it? Al's farce. Why he blowing into my asshole? It's not that. It sounds like a burp. Have you sound like an AC coming up. Uh, ooh. That's what his fart sounds like.

Like, that's how open his ass on is. Got an age-back ass. Yo, your butt hole is that big that you don't fought when you make a sound. And then you sound like you're about to agree with him. Yeah, oh, yeah, my own, too. That shit don't got nothing. It only started when I started wax. I'm telling you.

Nah, bro. Nah, bro. What is this clip you about this stuff? That sounds like Peggy Bundy. Oh, shit. God, hang on. Ain't no way. What the fuck is.

Ain't no way. You want to win that bad. Shit to me. Yeah, to me. See, this is a lot. See, this is. when the audio is getting fucking cheating. Yeah, why the ref came in

and fucking sexually assaulted him too? Watch this, yo. The ref is going to come in at the end and sexually assault him, yo. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.

Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Hmm. No. Let me give you something. That's great. That was like the fucking intern that fucking

fucking fingered Chris after he got a... The intern. Oh, you don't remember that story? Internist. Internist, not intern. He got... Remember when Chris got his prostate check and the doctor hit him with the finger and the intern came right behind him and hit him with the double wham-wham?

That's why he really hates schoolers. That was the intern's nickname. Listen, this is crazy. This is disgusting. Nah, they got a damn. The way they double-teamed him, you got a studio establish. You got to be. They double-teams you, bro.

What? Is this a foul, right? This has been wrestling no more. Y'all got to see this video. Let's pay some bills, man, and come back and do some asking idiots, mine. If you pull a muscle, all of a sudden, you realize how often you use that muscle. So the bladder is exactly like that. When it's working well, we don't think about it.

But when it's not working properly, you're getting up at night, or in the cases of many men, you may have some leakage. If this is something that's affecting your quality of life, there are really good solutions these days. Penn makes the guard in the shield. The shield would be if you have some leakage on occasion, if you have heavier leakage, you could use the guard. Yo, shout out to the Grammys. I didn't watch it. I didn't watch either. I watched like the beginning because I wanted to see who was going to win the rap album of the year.

I wanted the clips to win for the plot. You can't be mad at Kendrick Lamar's. Not like GNX wasn't a phenomenal album. That was actually a really good category this year. It was Kendrick Lamar, GNX, push the clips, let God sort of mouth. Glorilla, Glorious, Jid, God don't like ugly and Tyler the Creator's album

that I can't pronounce. It was really a good category. But Kendrick won. I wanted to see the Clips win just because, you know, the Clips had been in the game for such a long time. Plus, I thought about

was such an amazing album. Plus, you know, Drake fan pages are kind of numb to Kendrick winning. Like, Clips winning would have sent them into a frenzy. Ooh. You know what I'm saying? That's interesting.

Like, oh, it would have sent them into a frenzy, man. That is interesting. It was good. Donald Trump is pissed off at Trevor Noah. Donald Trump says that... What was the joke? What was the joke?

Trump? Yeah, what was the Trevor? Yeah, let's hear it. There's two different ones. I have one on here. Let the joke play, Chris. I just have it right here, Chris. Song of the year. Congratulations, Billy Eilish.

Wow, that is a Grammy that every artist wants almost as much as Trump wants Greenland. Which makes sense, I mean, because Epstein's Island is He needs a new one to hang out with Bill Clinton. Oh, I told you it's my last year. What are you going to do about it?

What did Trump say? Bipartisan joke? When at both sides? What did Trump say? Trump said, let's read it. The Grammy. Jesus. Oh, there.

The Grammy Awards are the worst, virtually unwatchable. CBS is lucky not to have this garbage littered airwaves any longer. The host Trevor Noah, whoever he may be, is almost as bad as Jimmy Kimmel. at the low ratings Academy Awards. Noah said incorrectly about me that Donald Trump and Bill Clinton spent time on Epstein Island wrong. I can't speak for Bill,

but I have never been to Epstein Island nor anywhere close and intelligent night's false in a defamatory statement. I have never been accused of being there not even by the fake news media. Noah, a total loser better get his facts straight

and get them straight fast. It looks like I'll be sending my lawyers to sue this poor pathetic talentless dope of an MC and suing him for plenty money. Ask little George Slopidopoulos and others how that all worked out. So as CBS, get ready, no, I'm going to have some fun with you, President D.JT. This guy, I'm telling you, Trump has his own personal going to fund me going.

And he's got a number. He's got a number. He's got a number. What do you mean? He's got a number. He's got a goal he's trying to reach. And once he reaches it, he's like, I'm good. Listen. Yes, that's what I feel.

And you know what I would do? If I was the powers that be, I would just go make a deal. I would go sit down with him and say, what's the number? that we can pay you to have you just step aside. We won't pursue any legal charges. We won't pursue your family. We won't do any of that. We just want to make a deal and just have you go away

and let's get back to some stability on this plan. But since when do jokes have to be factual? The great thing about jokes is they're not factual. Well, when you have somebody who don't respect freedom of speech. Yes, of course. But you also have somebody who makes a lot of jokes, like Trump makes a lot of jokes about people. He says a lot of things about people.

He says, inflammatory mean things about people. And some of these things can come across as jokes. And some of these things can come across as this is exactly how he feels about them. But I don't understand this idea that like when a comedian is making a joke on TV, that it has to be factual or you can sue somebody for it. There has to be some sort of protection where like this is art. So you can say things. It is called the First Amendment. Well, you can't lie about people under the First Amendment. Well, that's not defamation. It's through satire. What Trevor knows is to do the satire. Satire protects it. Yeah. Yeah. So he's protected by this. Donald Trump can like get in some lawsuit if he wants, but it's just fucking

ridiculous. Oh, no, he'll win. First of all, he's already shaking CBC. I don't think, I don't think you can win a lawsuit based on this. If he, if he's saying, hey, I am being satirical, I am joking around, and I am having fun, and the goal of this is to joke around and having fun. Yes, but the difference between, uh, you think that's, my name is Donald Trump. Yeah. The head of the FCC is my guy. Yeah. You do what the fuck I tell you to do our license will be pulled. It's like, it's not like he hasn't threatened that already before. Do it. That's all it is.

So he's basically trying to scare people into not making jokes about it. Bro, he's suing the IRS. The IRS that he virtually controls. Like, what the fuck? Like, in CBS, I'm like, I say, I'm like, how much more can you squeeze out of CBS? You already fucking, you've changed CBS forever. CBS is like your Fox News now. Wait, wait, but CBS is lucky to not have this garbage.

So is it, was it not on CBS? It was on CBS. No, I think it was on some. Virtually unwatchful. CBS is lucky to. Not after the garbage littered their airwaves any longer. Oh, maybe this was the last year. Ah, so this is a lot of time they're going to do on CBS.

Maybe. Yeah, because CBS is in his pocket, right? Yes. So he's not suing CBS. He will. Trust me. Keep him happy. See, here's the thing about guys like that.

Once you give them a tribute, they never stop. It's like when you give the bully your fucking lunch money. I want that lunch money every day. You think he's going to give it to me on Monday and the rest of the week? I'm good. But they gave him everything. wanted. No, no, there's always more Schultz. That's interesting.

I'd be really curious to see if he sues CBS now that it's owned by Ellison and now that they put Barry in a CBS News and like it looks like the system that they have here is going to be bare minimum you could argue favorable towards him. I'd be shocked if he's like, I'm still

going to sue you guys and you have to pay me out. It's the fact that he's threatening to be here. Yeah, it's the most pussy shit ever. I hated it with Kimmel and I hate this This is how you lose the First Amendment. That's what he's after. Talk on the microphone right there. This is how you lose the First Amendment.

That's a light joke right there. That's nothing. That's nothing. Well, I will say, but there's a lot of people that were ringing that alarm already, though. A lot of people felt like he was threatening free speech. I mean, this was people on the right that was doing this, the Candace Owens and all of them of the world. This was their first, one of their first, like, big pivots away from him. Like, yo, he's threatening free speech.

Well, I think when he came at Kimmel, like, you know, we did a, I mean, I did old piece about that shit. I saw Kimmel say something today. He said, I felt like he was subbing you a little bit. He hit me up in the DMs thanking me. Okay, good. I thought, pull it up. Pull it up, because I thought that I was like, you know what?

Because I know the history, I'm like, he's really talking about Andrew right now. Pull it up. What is this? Jimmy Kimball. It was on threads. I saw it on threads. Man, how the fuck do we get the threads from here? Let me see.

No, I'm thinking three idiots have to me. Hold on, I got it threads. Hold on, let me pull it up. But I literally saw it. In my experience, there are a few things more rare than publicly admitting that one. Yep. Yep. Read that, Chris.

In a Jimmy Kimmel voice? Yep. In my experience, there are a few things more rare than publicly admitting you made a mistake. Rather than scream at those who are now doing this, why not commend them and welcome them? We're going to need each other to get through this. Thank you for your attention to this matter. When I read that, I was like, oh, he's subbing Schultz. But now you said he hit you up in the DM.

This is back when I did that piece where I was defending him, he had hit me. Oh, I talked about recently. No, this is even around like the Charlie Kirk stuff and like remember that came for him. And like, again, this is. But I don't think it's just to you, though. I think it's to you. I think it's the rogue. And I think it's the, like, I mean, I've seen mad people on the right.

Candace. I've seen all of these different people on the right, you know, basically condemning what, you know, Trump currently has going on. And I think what Kimmel is saying is real. Yeah, I mean, he's he's making like the smart, you know, mature decision here. I think that people are still in like a state of anger and they, in the state of anger, you want to lash out and you want to see, you know, people suffer. And that's the normal human emotion that you've got to kind of go through. But I think what happens ideally after that is you go, okay, how do we build a coalition? How do we win an election? How do we we put enough public pressure out there to stop this thing. You've seen what happened in Minneapolis.

There's enough people pushing back, especially that, you know, people are on his side, that all of a sudden the administration walks back everything in the same way that there was ICE that was snatching up farmers. And then all of a sudden Trump goes, you know what? I spoke to the farmers. Turns out that we need the people to work the field. So ice isn't going to target them. So I think that's the thing that a lot of people may not get about the administration is that like, if you show that there's a financial hit, if you show that the markets are hitting, or if you show that it looks really bad on TV,

the administration just folds immediately, every single time. Yeah, all about, let's just all have some respect for this thing called the Constitution. Yeah, but when we see things that are, like today, today. I don't think that's the moral compass of the administration.

I think that... No, no, forget them. I'm talking about the people. No, the people. Yeah, but again, what I'm saying is, like, you're hoping that people won't be emotional about things. But right now, people are very,

very emotional about things. Like, they don't want you to just call out what's right or wrong. They want you to call out what's right or wrong and they want you to, you know, drop and give me 50 pushups and you want to do this. I'm with you. I don't have a problem with people being emotional about the fall of democracy. That's what I'm saying. It's like you have to let them go through those emotions, but on the other side, pass what they want themselves for their personal satisfaction. If you're thinking about, like, what makes the best country to live in, you want as many people on the same side as the Constitution. Absolutely. So hopefully you get past what you want specifically for yourself and you start making, you know, the country live up to the moral background.

I think you got to treat it like it's a fight, right? Like think about if you were in a fight and you was getting your ass jump. Yeah. Beat the fuck up. Yeah. And then somebody you don't like came in and was like, this is wrong. This person's getting jumped. I'm going to defend this person and they start fighting with you. Yeah. Are you going to stop in the middle of the fight and be like, motherfucker, no, because you're the reason I'm getting jump. Are you going to fucking keep scrapping? Again, you're being, like, emotionally intelligent. And, like, I don't know if you see a lot of that on the internet. I think you do after a little while, you know, I think that you're just seeing. You can say, all, cool, you can say I told you so.

Get your shit off. Yeah, I don't, again, I don't object to any of this kind of stuff. Like, I don't object to people being upset or those types of things. You're allowed to say whatever you want. People are free to say whatever they want. They're free to criticize or whatever. But to me, I'm not doing it for their approval. I'm doing it because I think it's the right thing.

And people want to make sure it's real. They could make sure that's... I'm a very consistent person when it comes to my principle. So it's like even people I might disagree with that if they're comedians, I'm always going to defend them. Like, I've never not defended comedians telling jokes. Simple as that. I might disagree.

You know, I might not think the joke is funny. But like if you're getting trouble for telling jokes, I don't care what fucking side you're on or whatever. It's like that's because once they take away your right to do that, they take away my right to do it or vice versa. We just got to make sure because I'll tell you something, man. We'll say stuff like that. And the next thing you know, you're in black and white on somebody's YouTube channel.

And it'll be like 10 seconds later. And it'll be like, yo, you shouldn't have made that joke. What the fuck? I'm not going to lie to you. I'm going to be the first one to the time. I forget a lot of the shit that I've said. I forget a lot of the shit that I've said. I mean, we talk for six, eight hours a week on a podcast.

You can find a line where we're going to look hypocritical, et cetera. But I would think over the course of my career, I've always stood up for. comedy I've already stood up for jokes. Even the jokes that I'm like, ah, that shit is so unfunny. But I'm consistent in the fact that I reserve the right to change my motherfucking mind.

And I reserve... You're not allowed to do that. Yes, you are. You know, what? I reserve the right to make mistakes. I reserve the right to get it wrong. I reserve the right to correct myself if I fuck up.

Dude, you're not allowed to do that. You got to apologize to me first. Well, I might have to. You have to apologize to me. I may have to. That will be what changes the world. I may have to, though, but no, I'm not saying. I may have to.

Hey, that's what I'm... If you apologize to me, did you know if you apologize to me personally, that then Donald Trump will just step down? No, but I'm not, listen, I'm not above that either, though. I've done that. I've got... Step down. I've gotten to wrong with people.

You ask you a personal apology. Listen, I've gotten down, dude. I've gotten it wrong with people and gave him a personal apology. I have no problem doing that. I was, did you see this shit? Trump tells Dan Bongino, the GOP should national. nationalized voting in 15 crooked states. Why are we even talking like this?

Like, why? Like, that's the type of shit that is just like. Nationalized voting means like the federal government overseas the process. Because he said, he said, the voting process, he said, he urged Republicans to nationalize the voting process in order to block crooked Democrat-led states from allowing illegal immigrants to vote,

which the president said is going to make it nearly impossible for the GOP to win moving forward. The reality of the situation is you're probably going to lose the midterms. Yeah. Not because of no illegal immigrants. No. Because y'all did a terrible job covering it. Because you didn't deliver on your promises.

It's that simple. It's really that simple. That's the narrative they're trying to build now. I mean, there's the Stephen Miller quote from this weekend, which is... What do you say? Plenty of countries in history have experimented with importing a foreign labor class. The West is the first and only civilization to import a foreign labor class that is granted full political rights, including welfare and the right to vote.

All visas are abridged to citizenship. Listen, take the L peacefully, but somebody got to get in their air and be like, listen, we're not going to press, we're not going to pursue any charges on you. That's what they're concerned about. They're concerned about Democrats getting back in power. I don't think Miller is. I think Miller, out of all these guys, actually believes the bullshit. What he's saying.

Yeah. Well, he should be the main one concerned, though, if Democrats, I think, look, I think we, I think we should all be concerned about voter fraud. I just haven't seen enough evidence of voter fraud. Hasn't there been, like, independent investigations? I've done a million investigations. Right. There's literally handfuls of fraud.

Until we see an independent investigation that shows us of this, like, rampant voter fraud that could change elections, until we have evidence from an independent organization, obviously not the current administration's organization, or any past administration. organization from an independent one until we see proof of that, then I don't think the federal government needs to take over voting districts that are in opposition of the party in power. Just because you know you're going to lose the midterm. Exactly, yeah. Now, now, if there was an independent investigation that showed bipartisan agreement that there

was voter fraud in certain districts, regardless of they were Democrat or opposing, I'm sure you guys would all be in support of. I mean, look, the last time, and it wasn't confirmed, the last time that there seems to be any sort of widespread voter fraud in the United States, you know, United States was done by the Democrats, to be fair. This is JFK? And JFK. Right.

This is Chicago or whatever? West Virginia and Chicago, you know, working with the mob to physically stuff ballot boxes. Right. There's been no indication that that's happened again. Since then. Right. Again, again, I'm assuming you guys are not against independently investigating things to make sure that our voting process is done without fraudulence, right?

Well, I'm against it when it's a price. in charge who's on the record said, I'm trying to extend... Oh, hypothetically, of course. I'm trying to... If things were normal. Right. And they're normal...

I'm trying to send the... This is not you guys being so upset at Donald Trump that you're saying this, that like, you want there to be a true and fair democratic process when it comes to our elections. When you see abusive power, you're like, I don't like this, and we need to stop that. And he's already told us the reason. Like, Trump has said on numerous occasions, and Steve Bannon and all of them, that if they win the midterms, they're going to end up.

You got to win the midterms. Because if we don't win the midterms, it's just going to be, I mean, they'll find a reason to impeach me. I'll get impeached. Steve Bannon said if they win the, I don't know, he said if they win the elections, we're going to jail. It's like we know what they're afraid of. So here's the question.

If you've done something that's impeachment worthy, then you deserve to be impeached. Let's make a deal. You're saying here's amnesty. No, no. What you're saying, okay. So here's the thing. We just want you going. So here's the thing.

I think with Charlemagne, you're operating in the real world, right? You're going, hey, it looks ugly. It looks ugly when we go and do this whole process. It undermines democracy in our country. How do we make you go out to the pasture without it looking so ugly? What do you need? Okay, you guys aren't going to get arrested. We're not going to put anybody in prison.

We're not going to make a spectacle out of it. But you don't get to continue doing your fuck shit for the next three years. Yes. You need some type of global stability, and we're not going to have it over the next. Can you imagine what the next 11 months is going to be like? If what? If this shit continues the way. Okay.

Well, you're right, Chris. Maybe I'm jumping the gun. Listen, Texas Stunner, Democrat Taylor, Rimmett flips Republican state, Senate district. Trump won by 17 points. Do you think these people aren't afraid? This is Texas. Well, they know what's going to happen. They can't be oblivious to what's going to happen.

So here's the question. Maybe. And you know why he won? What's that? You know what he said? What he said? Affordability. It's as simple as that.

Yeah. He said, we got more money in people's pockets and they're not doing it. That is, that is, I mean, that's essentially what Republicans have is 11 months to get money in people's pockets. That will be the deciding factor. And if they don't, then they get absolutely washed. And if they somehow magically find a way to do it, then they might have a chance. But, but yeah, I think the reality, I mean, there's a version where, like, let's say that they lose, let's say they lose Congress, right? Let's say Republicans lose Congress.

Now there's a check on what Trump and the administration can do. That's good. And that might be good for American stability, right? That might, at least there is a barrier. I think right now all this anxiety that we're feeling is this idea that whatever they want to happen can just be forcefully pushed through. Yep. And so maybe America does function better when you need to reach across the aisle and get people

to agree with your ideas. And they soften the edges of your ideas. They soften the extremities. That's right to left, left, or right doesn't matter. So maybe we trust the process a little bit. Maybe we trust the system that was developed. America functions well when you have people who just want to follow the rule of law. It's really just that simple.

Like America functions well when you have people who respect the Constitution. Just respect the laws of the land. Respect the guard rails. Who was it? Was it you Chris that told me the analogy? He was talking about you driving down the highway and there's really nothing there except for the little white shit on the highway that tells you to stay in your lane? You stay in your fucking lane.

Ain't no guardrail that keep you on that side. We just all trust that everybody is going to respect the law of the highway. Right. Can we not respect the law of America the same way? And why would he be so worried that he's going to get impeached unless he did some fuck shit to be able to get impeached? Alex, do you have us? I think we're all pretty much aware that he's done a lot of fuck shit to get him. No, no, yeah.

But that's what he's worried about. It's like, oh, I know all the fuck shit I did. And if we lose this election, I'm definitely. going together. Let's make a deal, man. How much will it cost? How much do you think it costs, Chris? Yeah, but who? Where would that? I would have said 200 billion, but that's low. 200 billion? He's already got 1.5, let's say. Yeah, he might want to be the, he might go for the Trilly. Yeah. Trilly might be too much. That's what he's going for, I think. The Trilly?

Yeah. Do the kids get to keep it? Of course. Yeah. They get to keep all the cryptocurrency, the planes, the lawsuit money. They get to keep it. all that? I mean, yes. It doesn't go in the, doesn't go away with him. Can they move somewhere under the deal? Oh, you want them gone? You want them out? Yeah, yeah, I'd like them. I don't want to have to deal with them. Well, they probably would want to move anyway just because of how they would be treated in the future. No, because this is the thing where like you guys are living a little bit of a bubble. They like the action. Not only the action, like there are places where they're incredibly celebrated and supportive. This is not, New York is not.

That tide is turning, though, man. That's what you think and feel. And then you just go. I'm from South Carolina. You see what just happened in Texas? Like, this is, like, and you, even if, I don't believe all polls, but even polls are saying, like, the base is like, yeah, what the fuck. And it ain't about, it's about two things, really. It's about affordability.

It's about not respecting the Constitution because these people are patriots. And it's about that Epstein shit. Oh, the Epstein shit is. That shit is changing a lot of the tide. I'm not saying he don't still have some diehards. Yeah. But they didn't make Melania's movie number one. Okay?

By the way, this is what I really was like, oh man, he really got control of the media. Melania Trump movie comes out, makes $7 million off a $70 million budget. And they're spending it like it was fucking a win. It's not a $70 million budget. 40 million she got in 35 in production. No, it was like marketing. It was like $5 million they made it for. But again, who bought it?

Amazon. And why did they buy it? Nope, trying to appease Trump. But Amazon Studios still took a $70 million hit. Do you think that that's not a hit? Shit. Charlemagne, Charlamagne, Charlemagne, Charlemagne. 70 million to Amazon is a drop in the bucket for...

By Taylor? By Taylor. Yeah, 70 million is a drop in a bucket for the access that that is going to give you, right? So the reason why I think all these, like, tech guys and all these, like, business guys glom onto Trump is because they under understand the transactional nature. Right? It's just like, hey, if I give you something, I can get something. 100%.

And they love that. They don't like to deal with, like, an administration where they've got to speak to five different interns before they can eventually get the ear of this person. They're like, fuck. You're 100% right. Paying $70 million for a Melania documentary, if that ensures the Amazon Web Service data, what's it go? Cloud contracts for the next 10 years, their government cloud contracts.

Exactly. That might be $700 million worth of business. You're right. And this is why they all lined up behind him during the inauguration. You're right. They understand the transactional nature. You're right.

But Amazon still got a studio. And no matter how you try to spend it, MGM still took a $70 million hit. They took a billion dollar hit on fucking Lord of the Rings that they redid. They redid Lord of the Rings? Exactly. Yeah.

And it's like they're not worried about that. Amazon makes so much money, not even on delivering you shit. It's on Amazon Web services. But the fact, my point is the fact that they would run headlines acting like that was a win. Seven million dollars that shit need?

No, this was the headline. It was, no, it was largest debut of any document. Non-music documentary and hit, like, what the fuck? I was like, oh, he really got everybody in his fucking pocket. Well, when it is easy to transact, people in business

transacted with $7 million. The thing is, why overpay for this movie? Why not just like transfer them some Bitcoin under like a ghost? Oh, ow, that's ugly. You can get in trouble for that. No, you can't. You can't, but you can.

It's like, it's like, okay, it's like, for example, Jeff Bezos buying like $100 million worth of Trump coin or something like that. That's too blatant. That's like... This is the most, but... No, this isn't. This is, hey, we want to buy a documentary that was made about the first lady. there's been documentaries made about past presidents, there's been movies made about past presidents.

It's not something that hasn't existed prior. And they can at least go, hey, this is something that we want to showcase and there might be people, half the country voted for this guy, they might like it. Like, they can justify it in a way that you cannot justify buying Trump coin. Oh, no, 100%. But my point is that half of the country didn't show up for this fucking film. Yeah, of course, of course. I think that fucking gay rom-com booty bros made more money.

What was the name of that shit? I don't know. I think that shit made more money. That's not what Al was asking though. Al's basically saying, why doesn't he just give the money directly? And you don't give the money directly because then you get caught up in this shit. There's enough layers here of separation where you can be like, ah, this is just a normal kind of thing that they're doing. It's not weird to do a documentary about famous successful people. Yeah, but it's weird to over.

But you see, oh, go back to that. Go back to that. For example, nobody. You see the first comment on this? What's that? Somebody put, Jesus Christ, not you too now. Because they can look at this headline from Rolling Stone and know this is bullshit. And by the way, this is something that regular everyday.

working class, people understand, because they're always looking at things like this. Remember when the Cinnis came out the first weekend and they tried to make it seem like it was a bomb? Censis. Ciner's. I don't know what that is. Yeah, sinners that came out and made like, it was like number one, but it made a lot of money like $10 million. But they was like, but it's not even close to getting back its production budget of $300 million. And then the Timothy, what's the movie with Timothy Shalamee comes out? Marty Supreme. Marty Supreme comes out and does like $7 million. And they had headlines just like this shit with Melania trying to make it seem like that was a good thing.

Yeah. Like that shit, you, $75 million you pay for a fucking movie and you make $7 million first weekend. You ain't never making that money back, bro. Screen fighters do that. They will not be a sequel. Sure.

Again, that's not the debate, right? We understand what the purpose of this was and they knew they were going to lose money on it. But the win is guaranteeing cloud contracts for the next decade from the United States government that are going to pay a billion dollars. Oh, I agree with you. I'm talking about how the media spun it, though. Yeah, what you're saying is the media is acting in a sycophantic way to Trump.

Unbelievable. And you're surprised that, you know, something like Rolling Stone could even get on board with that. Why? Why would you even lie like that? Well, what do they want? What do they get access to? Everybody's trying to be in Trump's Big Grace. And why is it? Not now. It can't be now.

Like that is like, hey. So here's the thing. They want to be on Trump's Good Grays. It's weird that Rolling Stone does it and some of these other, like, I don't know, don't know who owns Rolling Stone. Like maybe Washington Post bought Rolling Stone. So, like, who are they owned by? I'd have to understand, I'd have to understand who, like, their holding company is. Because then you get, they're owned by Penske Media, which also owns what else? Variety, Billboard, Hollywood Reporter. I mean, here's a perfect example, Hollywood Reporter, right?

Hollywood Reporter, the week after, I think the week after Saudi Arabia said that they were starting a movie studio or funding movie studio to the tune of like a billion dollars or whatever they put like a massive investment in. I think the Hollywood reporter ran an article saying like a Saudi comedy festival is great for both comedians and Saudi Arabia. Like they were the one thing that ran a positive article on it. And it's like, well, yeah, because they just injected a billion dollars of capital into the movie business and the Hollywood reporter responds to the movie business. Now, I can't prove that that's exactly why they did it, of course. But one might glean from it that, you know, hey, this looks good for the movie business, so then let's not shame this place where the money's

coming in, because then we get to make more movies and we're, you know, at the end of the day, a periodical, that responds to Hollywood, right? So we need to make sure Hollywood can't flourish. What I'm trying to say is a lot of people are getting their backscratch in different ways. But yes, this is an all-time transactional administration, and businessmen are not stupid. When they see it, they're going to take advantage of that and try to transact as much as they possibly can. I just don't understand why people put themselves in these positions. Look at the first three comments. Jesus Christ, not you too now. Rolling Stone, blink twice if you're in danger. Like, stop posting this slop. My point is, the people see through this. The people see that you're

compromised. Yeah. And once they know that you're compromised, what happens three years from them? But did you not know that these, like, did you not know that these news organizations are compromised? Like, we read the news every single day and we can predict what the headline is based on the company it comes from. It's not like there's objective journalism at all. Absolutely, but this is, this is not just... You're just shocked when it's not objective for him. No, this is just a different level of compromise. Like, this is, God damn, do you got to be so motherfucking blatant about it?

Are you going to bow down and suck his dick in front of all us like this? And then what happens in three years when he's no longer in power? And then you got to try to come back to people like, where... No, where's... Where to stand-up guys? Trust us. I think they're betting on the fact that one, people aren't as savvy as you. Look at the comments.

Not every single comment is that, but also people have a very low attention span and they will forget. But also, too, it made $7 million. And by the way, that number is probably inflated. So you can say whatever you want, if you're in that many theaters and you got that time of, that type of promotion and marketing budget, because I saw Melania shit everywhere. And you only made $7 million, but you're supposed to have a whole other half of the The country that fucks with you? You keep focusing on that.

So here's a thing. Let me just. The amount of money that they spent on this, it's probably going to make 10 times that. What about the people? Listen, I get what you're saying. But what about the people? Yes, Charlotte, May. You're Amazon.

You still want people. Ain't nobody's canceling their prime. Like, come on. I don't know. Nobody's canceling their price. Stop, stop, stop. So, so, and it's like, okay, you cancel a prime, but it's like, okay, well, the well, they'll cancel us.

The web service is going to keep your your website up or the web service is going to keep, like, whatever business platform you're using up. It's like, Amazon has become like part of the government. I'm with you. I think all of y'all are missing my point, though. My point is there's no reward for this shit. That's the first lady.

That's, you're wrong. That is your entirely wrong. So why she didn't make $20 million at the box office this weekend? Because they don't, okay. Oh, you mean no reward for her? Where were the people? Where was the MAGA crowd to support her? No, but they don't care about that.

They just won the- Are my speaking English? No, listen to what I'm saying? Fuck Amazon. Where was the MAGA crowd to support her? Period. Oh, nobody cares about this shit. Yeah, nobody.

Oh, so they don't fuck with Melania, is what you say? No. He barely fucks with Melania. Yeah. The thing anybody used to, that's different. Okay, I didn't, that's different. I thought that was the queen. I don't fucking know.

No, he don't be having an aisle. You don't think the relationship that the party has with Melania is the same as what the Democrats had with, like, Michelle Obama. Like, they had like a real relationship of admiration with Michelle. I just thought MAGA would show up. But it just, goes back to one other thing, too.

This Democrat that flipped this seat in the Senate in Texas, guess who was fucking telling everybody to vote for the Republican for months, even the day of President Trump? And then when the guy loses, what did Trump say? I don't even know who that is. I've never even heard of him. Did you see that shit, Chris? Oh, pull it up.

He literally goes, I don't even know who that. Pull up Trump, Senate, see that. This is funny. Then we can move on to asking an idiot. This is funny. He was from, he was endorsing. this dude over and over and over and then when they asked them, oh, that goes right there, right there.

hilarious. This president of Texas, a Democrat won in a special election in an area that you had won by 17 points. What is your reaction to that? I don't know. I didn't hear about it. Somebody ran where? In Texas, a special election for legislative seat. The ninth state Senate.

I'm not involved with that. That's a local Texas race. You mean I won by 17? Yes. And this person alone. Things like that happen. Does it worry you about it? Well, you don't know whether or not it's turned terrible.

You know, I'm not on the balance, so you don't know whether or not it turns terrible. But, you know. Literally, by name. So my point is, that magazine ain't as strong as people might think it is. Did he endorse him verbally? Verbly, through tweets, everything. Tweets, I think somebody's tweeting. Y'all making a lot of it.

No, no, no, no. It's not making a few. But if you read his tweets, there's some things. tweets, there's some tweets that it looks like him talking, and then there's some tweets that looked like, oh, this is just a prepared something that somebody else wrote. I know. There's a lot of that. But he was endorsing them days up until, up and tell, and the day of. But my point is to act like he didn't even know him at all. God damn, just because he lost, if you were to want, he'd been like, it was my endorsement that did it. Yes. And he probably still wouldn't have

known who he was, but he would have just took the credit for it. Yes. Let's do some asking idiots, Chris. Oh, Oscar B. Savage on him. Says the worst and best experience as a teenager. Hmm. I mean, yeah, like losing your virginity is incredible, but it's also like, wow, I was, thought that would be longer maybe. You know?

So, yeah, but yeah, losing your virginity, are you kidding me? It's incredible. The worst and best experience as a teenager, the best experience is being a teenager. The worst experience is that, you know, being a teenager is only like a seven-year-run. You know what I'm saying?

Like, it's literally only a seven-year-old. run. You get seven years of being a teenager. And truthfully, by the time you 18, 19, they don't even credit you as being a teenager. So you really only get like a 13 to about 16 when you first get your license. 17, that's when really the cutoff date is. It's 13 to 17. Oh, and you don't really appreciate it. I try to explain that to my daughter all the time. She's 17 now. She's about to go to college. And you have no idea how this adult shit is about the kid. You can't explain to them. It's one of those things. It's not even worth your time. It's not even worth your time. You have no idea.

Enjoy your teenage years. No responsibility. Oh, my God, man. And understand it's a short run. I know, listen, everybody listening to us right now. You might be a teenager listening to brilliant years. You're thinking to yourself like, I'm going to be young forever. You're really not.

You're going to be older, much longer than you're going to be younger. 13 and 20 is seven years. Yeah. And like I said, I'm being gracious by adding the 18. and 19. Yeah, yeah. Because you're an adult at 18. You really got 13 to 17

to really just fuck off. Yeah. And you might as well, now they've got to add 12 to call you a preteen now just to give you a little bit more time. So, yeah, the best part of being a teenager is being a teenager.

The worst part is that the run is so fucking short, yo. Dylan J. Alexander says, can we have more dick segments? P.S. Alex, I think, is gayer than Miles. What about you? Damn, how Miles get thrown into this shit? Shout out Dylan, man.

What did Miles do, man? Yeah, shout out Dylan, bro. Why Miles got thrown into this, man? I didn't know, oh, because Miles kissed David. Yeah, Miles kissed the dude on New Year. I saw gay, so I said gay. What's the next topic? See, because now I'll be thinking, like, why do we even have to explain what gay is?

Yes. Alex, you haven't kissed a man? No, I have not. All right, yes, Miles is definitely, Miles is miles gayer than Alex. Alex got his beat rubbed by a stranger at Bernie. man, a male. That's a massage. Yeah, it's like a massage. That's like physical therapy.

Yeah. And he was a physical therapist. That's what he said. That's what he told me. Why was he rubbing your feet in the middle of the desert? That's what makes he gay. And he probably was high. He was doing that to other people too. Like, I wasn't the first.

Because he was running trains on people's feet. No, he just had a little stand on orgy with people's feet? What if he's a fucking freaky feet guy? And he just fucking had orgies on all of y'all fucking feet. Could the podcast ever be recorded in front of a live studio audience is brilliant, it's a new TRL. Of course it could be recorded in front of a live studio audience. What are you talking about?

Not new TRL, but, but yes, it would have, yeah, we've done it before. It's a little different, though, when there's a live studio audience. There is no new TRL, by the way. Yeah. Because TRL was specific to music. Music videos. You know what I'm saying? Like, that was...

If we did it live, what about, like, putting phones in the pouches? Like, we... Oh, that would be so fun. Like, that would be so fun. Doing one where you could really go off. That would be fun. No, that'd be great. The question is like sometimes with the audience, it changes.

It's not this dynamic. It's an, you're entertained in the crowd, which is awesome. It's a different one. But I wonder how that translates to like listeners at home. And I wonder how that translates. Not as great for the listeners. But live, it's great. We've had some pretty funny moments.

Oh, I love the live show. I love a live show. Yeah. Hey, that's interesting. I don't know. Yeah, because nowadays people watch podcasts or like this vibe right here is kind of what they, what they're coming to see anyway. You know what I mean?

I think the problem with podcast is you don't want big settings. Keep them intimate, but then you can't really make no money. You know what I'm saying? I think 85 South has done a good job. But they're performing. Yeah, they're like really. You need to elevate the actual cast. Like I saw Mel Robbins.

that was a performance. That was a stage play. Like, like, like, 85 got the band. Like, they really perform it. I don't know if we want to do all that. Well, you guys should try it out. See how it goes. Yeah.

Pauli underscore 8921 says, would you rather have penis-sized nipples or a nipple-sized penis? Oh. Easy call. Penic-sized nipples. Yeah, you can't have a small. Because you could, yeah.

Who's dick, though? Ooh. Yeah, let me not just jump out there so fast. When you say penis-sized. Your dick length. Hell no. Or the other thing. Like, I ain't the biggest, but I don't want them shit hanging off my goddamn nipples

scaring people in the bench. If I had my penis-sized nipples? You got to tape them down. Nah, bro. Way to fucking, what's that shit? The body armor shit in the water all the time. You got to walk around acting like you fat all day. Penicized nipples for sure.

Because nipple-sized penis, man, ain't no coming back from that. And the penis-sized nipples, I can get removed, right? No. You can't? No, not in this hypothetical. Otherwise, everybody would just do that. You can't get your nipples removed? Not in this hypothetical.

Oh, I would have to carry it? Yeah. Yeah, penis-sized nipples, for sure. For sure. All right, next one. What else, Chris? What else we got? What's with the frozen iguana epidemic?

I don't know. It's the iguana's freeze when it gets cold. Oh, it's just cold down south? Is that cold in Florida? That's just been going on my whole life. Like, whenever it gets a cold. a certain temperature in Florida, the fucking iguanas freeze. Like, that's nothing new.

Do they die? Yeah. They go into like a state of, just hibernate or something. Yeah, they freeze. Everything freezes. Their thoughts, everything. Like, whatever they were thinking, they come up, like, they open up mid-fucking freeze. Like, they did test on it where they saw iguanas that were eating are about to eat.

Like, like literally tongue sticking out bug, they freeze in that moment. Yeah. They fall and freeze. And then when they thaw out, they're still going after the, buck i made that up yeah we can tell i did i made that whole thing up uh big ginger will says what was the biggest shock zero kids the one or one kid the two that's for you show no zero to one i mean one to two is crazy like you the you just have no time to think like thinking is done thinking happens outside the house but zero to one your life completely changes your perspective

on life completely changes like your heart completely changes everything Everything, yeah. When you get to zero to four. Yeah. I look around my house at a time, and I'm like, I got a whole fucking family. Yeah. It's a party of six.

Yeah. Everywhere. Plain tickets, restaurants. Oh, it's a... You know what I mean? Anywhere you're going, you'd be asking people if they want to go, hoping they say no. The kids are never saying no.

Not to 10, 7, and 4. They want to go everywhere. 17-year-old is like, eh, you know, uh, I don't want to go. Everybody else? Oh, my God, man. But it's a beautiful thing, though. Like, I'm not mad at it.

You're going to shit yourself if you keep doing that. I just fart it for the sixth time. Let's do one more, please. Let's do one more. Now, this is a great question. Arsenal E. Vega says, how much will it take for you to leave it all? He's asking us the question we want to ask Trump.

How much will it take for you to leave it all? No pod, no stuff. Stand up, just leave rich and in peace. No, there's no number where, like, because I still want to do these things that they're enjoyable. You know, so it's not like, you have to give me a number where I have to, like, completely find a different joy in my life and, like, not do the things that I've done for the last almost 20 years.

What's the number? But then what would I do? Well, I'm sacrificing. What's the number? I don't know if there's a number that would give me the joy. Like, I can't do anything in entertainment. I can't do stand-up comedy anymore? Can't do podcasts or stand-up?

Nah. A billion dollars. Look, for a billion dollars, you, you, yeah, probably, but like, no, because then what am I going to do? I can't, I can't, I can't do anything creative, I can't do anything creative for the rest of my life. No, it's just podcasts. You can do, you can find other creative outlets, just no podcastment, no stand-up.

Walk away from the energy. That's what I think this means, is walk away from creating and entertainment. that's that? I thought about that. Like, is there another thing that I could pour myself into it and like love? And I'm just like, you know,

like move to the kind of, these are hypothetical kind of, you know, cliche examples, you know, start painting or, you know. I need to put my brain into something. But if basically it's what it's saying is I have to be retired

and I can't do anything and it's an honor, just hang out with your family and just enjoy those. You go off on a farm with your family and raise the kids. And that's, That's it. But like this, I don't, no, man. Like, I enjoy doing these things. It's not like,

it's not like I'm, like, frustrated or annoyed by them. Like, there are things that can be frustrated or annoying about the business for sure, but like, I, this is a pleasure. And then you also get to make money doing it. So you're, so you're saying, like, I, I get to what? Like, I get to fly private or something like. The basic change is, do you get to, do you want to fly private and just go on more vacations and like spend more time with your family. But I spend, I wake up with my daughter every single morning. I'm back there for dinner every single night. Like I really work my life around being with her. She's going to be in school. Eventually now she's going to be gone all day during school. So like what am I going to do all day?

I'm just going to sit around and fucking read. You got a son now. Well, eventually he's going to be in school. Like you have to think about the rest of your life. You've got to pour yourself into something creative. Otherwise you just jet-set and like these people who are just doing drugs being, you know, bored and, like, trying to fulfill themselves while they're miserable like that. Removing art from your life is a horrible, I don't know. Granted, if somebody's sitting here with a billion dollars, I got to, like, talk to my family about this shit.

But I don't know, man. It's a tough question. It's a tough question because... Missed the $200 million, man. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. But, like Andrew said, you know, when you love what you do, there's really no number somebody can give you to make you walk away

from what it is that you love. You know what I'm saying? Because you're going to miss going up on that stage. Yeah. Like I can only imagine how... Think of all these ideas for jokes. I can't even deal that anymore. And think about like athletes, right?

Like literally some athletes got to be dragged away from their sport. Like LeBron is fighting it right now. Tom Brady had to be dragged away from this sport. And these are like all-time great goats who literally wanted to make sure it was all- gone. Like they didn't have no desire to be back out there. And I don't think that ever probably

goes away. I'm sure Tom Brady is up in that booth sometime thinking about... Man, what if I was 25? You know what if I was 30? Like, I'm sure he thinks about that kind of stuff. So for me, I don't know if there's necessarily a number, but then you get older and your priorities change.

Right? Like there's certain things that you might love doing more. You might love playing a different position, a different different way. So you might not want to be on the podcast, Mike. You might not want to be on the state. You might want to get them jokes to somebody else shows. You might want to sit back and be creative and say, I'm going to sit back and watch this, help this new young comic become, you know, who I think they're destined to be. So I just think it really just matters where you are. Like,

I don't think you can come to somebody on paddle play. Oh, I'm already thinking that. I'm doing paddle all day. Somebody give you two billion dollars and they're like, yo, I want you to be a world-class, what is it? Cash the towel player. What is it? What is it? What did you say? Paddle. Paddle player. You be a world-class fucking paddle player. You know what I'm saying? You might just want to do that. You know, there's, there's things that I don't love. You can't have all that money and then not freedom. If all that money doesn't buy you freedom, then what does it buy you? Right. I mean, I think for a lot of us in this space, there's like a certain sense of validation you get from success, right?

Yeah. And you know, the competition when you're early drives you, right? Like, he did this, so I want to do that. And then they did this. As you get older, you stop giving the fuck, at least, you know, like validation used to drive me now and just kind of like. Yeah. I've never felt like I've never felt like I was competing with folks.

Really? No, I like coming in here because I like coming in here. This shit is a fuck. This shit is more of a, that would fuck me up more than anything. It's more of therapy for me. I like coming in here and kicking this shit on brary and idiot. It's like I like going to breakfast club in the morning. I enjoy it.

I enjoy it. Exactly. Being around Envy and Jess and Lauren and Taylor and the whole crew. I like coming here and being around you, Chris and I like it. It's a good once a week kickback for me. Yeah, 15 years ago. That's why we did it for fun. That's why it became what it became.

Yeah. Like, I don't, I don't, I've never been like, 15. By the way, 15 years ago, because we wanted to compete with nobody. It was nobody out of here. Also, we literally just did it because it was fun. The idea, to me, the idea that, like, you would have all this money, but you still have restrictions in terms of what you can do. It would, those things would probably just, like, burn a hole in my head.

Now, granted, let's say we had nothing and we were barely making it and we were trying to survive. And there's a number. Oh, my God, there's a number because you just want to be able to provide for your family. You want to be able to take care of your kids. Like, that's a completely different situation. We're lucky and fortunate enough we're in a situation where we can go, well, we can keep doing this

and we're fortunate if we can keep making money doing the thing that we love. Why would we have somebody carve that out? I think competition is a cage. And if you're a person that's sitting around and you feel like, yo, I'm in competition with this person

and I'm in competition with that person, you are never truly going to be happy, ever. Because there's always going to be somebody who comes around and might acquire more money or somebody who's getting more views or somebody who to all. audience is feeling in that moment.

Like, you'll find yourself in competition with every single new person that pops up. To me, that is a level of insecurity that you don't feel comfortable in your space. Or you don't feel comfortable with what God is blessed you with. Like, I don't ever feel like I'm in competition with nobody. And it's funny because, you know, you'll be online and you'll see different people. And people paint these narratives about you and other individuals. Like, they'll do that with me and certain people. They'll do that with Andrews and certain people.

And it's like, I promise you I'm not comparing with that folk. In fact, I want everybody to win. So how can you compete with me when I want everybody to win? I don't give a fuck about who's number one or who's making more here. I don't care about none of that shit. Man, you're a person that I saw come up from the beginning, build something from nothing, and now you're able to make a way for your family. Salute to you, man.

Yeah. That's it. Yeah, I hear you. I mean, don't give me wrong. There's always competition, but I don't think that that competition drove me closer to as much as, like, wanting to sell our Madison Square Garden. Tell me what you're your definition of competition. Don't tell me the person, but just tell me what is... No, I understand.

It's like there are certain, like, things that you might want. You might want to get a special, or you might want to get a TV show, or you might want to when we're doing guide code. You might want to make sure you're in the episode, you know, four times or five times. So there's, you might want to go host an award show, but you don't get asked or you do get asked and other people want to... So these little competitions here, they're motivating for sure, but nothing motivated me more than the singular goal that I just cared about for me. And I didn't care if anybody else got it or anybody else didn't get it. It didn't change at all the thing I wanted. And it was just, I want to sell Madison Square Garden.

And like that drove me and made me work harder and made me grind more than anything. Even with the last special, like wanting to tell this story and wanting to do justice to it and make it fucking so funny that somebody that had no clue what it was like to go through the fertility show. could still come and enjoy it. It wasn't about like, uh-oh, well, somebody else is going to do it or how is that going to happen or what are these other comics doing. So I think the biggest drive, the biggest battery is always the personal goals that you set, at least for me. Same.

And my mother told me a long ago, just be happy that you're making a living. So to your point, I have personal goals in my mind that when I write down and I'm able to check off, I'm good. Yeah. I don't care what anybody else is doing. I promise you I'm not looking at any of you dudes I'm looking past you. And also, that's where my ego comes into play

because I'd be insulted. I'd be like, you really think I'm competing with any of these people? The people I'm looking at, y'all are not even thinking about it. You don't even know who they are. You don't even know who the fuck they are. Like, I'm not, I'm looking at,

I want to build networks. I want to build media conglomerates where, you know, multiple people can prosper. Yeah. Not just you want to select. Few. Yeah. Like, that's, like, I don't know.

It's weird. Thank you all, man. Thank you all for joining us today. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think, how the fuck does it go? Oh, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.

But if you listen to this podcast, I think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the Burying Idiot's podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.