The Brilliant Idiots - The Balder The Berry

Episode Date: February 14, 2025

In this episode of the Brilliant Idiots podcast, hosts Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Shulz discuss Brazilian waxing, to the societal perceptions of body image and masculinity. They delve into the humorous aspects of these experiences while also addressing serious issues surrounding weight, health choices, and the impact of humor on body positivity. The conversation continues  with an analysis of Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl performance, exploring its significance and reception among fans, exploring themes of American identity, cultural pride, and the impact of his music. Thy analyze the symbolism in Kendrick's performance, discussing how it reflects the contributions of Black Americans to the nation. They also critique the performance's reception, noting how cultural reactions can vary widely based on audience familiarity with the artist's work.  ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots The Wind on Her Tongue - Anita Kopacz https://a.co/d/fWDancH Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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A brilliant idiotness baby Pezakaya Walker What's up man? How you feeling my brother? All right, man, this flu's going around I'm like got something man It don't even matter You probably had something since 2020

And don't even fucking realize Yeah, I got that long one That long motherfucking COVID Everybody got it, everybody got the flu Everybody got some type of sniffles, some type of virus You know what I got yesterday For the first time ever in my motherfucking life What'd you get?

A Brazilian wax. From the front to the back. I look like a motherfucking newborn. I feel so light. I feel so motherfucking fresh. Okay? Yes. I'm judging and looking down

on all you hairy dick, hairy-haired ball, hairy-ass cheek having motherfuckers. Okay? Yeah. I'm fresh. I'm clean. Yeah.

You laugh now. Hold on. Did your wife convince you? Now, hold on. Yeah. Did you do this area right here? on top of your dick? I got everything.

So you're balded completely. Balled top of the dick, bawled on the sides, balled on the scrotum, balled in between the gooch, balled in the ass cheeks. I mean, ass cracked and I don't got nothing

on my ass cheeks. You got a hairy ass. You should do it. I've done it. Oh, you got a brazener wax for balls? Yeah, not designed me. No, no, I got my ass waxed. Because I had to do a roll

where I was like a crackhead and I had to run naked down the street. You had to show your ass? The director looked at my ass. He was like, nah, we got to do something about this. Wait a minute. So he didn't think you had an ass fit for a crackhead?

He was like, it's too hairy. God damn. What do you think crackhead ass looked like? I don't know. He had an idea. Who was this direct that I used to sell drugs and used to fuck crackheads in the ass? Honestly, he must have done some shit. I told you, he kind of me too, me.

Really? Yeah, he like touched my butt. He touched my butt when I said it was too hairy? I don't know, but like you could just look at it to know if it's hairy. This is after the wax or before? This is before. Okay, because after the wax, that shit glows. You got to get a little pinch.

Yeah, I'll be honest, wiping is amazing with that hair down. My God. Yo, it's shit, period. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, yo, I have vines catching these logs all of this fucking time. Yeah, yeah, that's incredible. This shit was like, literally, I'm like, yo, this shit feels smooth. You don't tear the toilet paper?

Nothing. Smooth, it's just plopping right out. You're wiping you, like, what's up? Yeah, it's like, when you got like a hairy ass, it's like shitting through a spider web. She did. It's great. I mean, that is what it is. Because it's going to get caught.

You're going to have to kind of bag. That's what I'm saying, man. All you guys. out there, you know, I'm never going to tell you to do something that I've never done. I'm only telling you to do this because it is amazing. So what happened? You bet on the chiefs, or?

No. The old I get, it just got too hard to maintain. But why did you do this part? The part above your dick is, I don't understand. I get the ass, I get the gooch, I get the balls, whatever. But, you know, I don't get none of that. No, that makes sense. Two things. Yeah. They look amazing on porn

with no hair. That's number one, right? The guys even shave on porn? Yeah, the guys be bald on porn. A lot of the guys we bought on point. But two, the older I get, I'm telling you, my shit was just out of control, bro. I had hair here, here on the balls. Plus, I got the gray's. You know what I'm saying? Oh, so you were embarrassed when you would look at your car.

It's just too much. It was too much to maintain. So I'm like, you know what? It was the grades, though, be honest. I wasn't really the grade. The grade, my dick got wisdom. You know what I'm saying? It looks childish now to be honest with you.

You know what I got the wisdom to it. You know what I'm saying? That's a wise dick, right? Yeah. The scene some things. But an old bald dick is weird. Nah, bro. You need like a seizing on that.

Nah, bro. I wish I could show you. You need that Scotty Pippin. If I wish I could show you. You tuck your dick between your legs. I want you. I know it's going to see how pretty this shit. Show us the groin.

Nah, not. To show us your groin. But are you getting ready to do porn? Like, why? What's the point of it? Why not? See, you know what's wrong with guys? They take better care of material items than they do their motherfucking body.

Oh, he got this all work out. You clean your shoe. You got his whole workout. I bet you make sure that cyber truck get washed twice a week, don't you? Yeah, but I shaved down there, but it just, you know, buzzed-clipped? Yeah, I know what that shit. Yeah, you just buzz. Yeah, man, go ball like a man, bro.

Wait, why, why? No, why, what do you mean? Like the only man. Like a ball like a motherfucker-old. Chris, I mentioned Chris has to shave once in his life. How do you know? Chris, if you ever shaved your balls? Do you actually trim?

Your hair probably different than mine, Chris. I'm a hairy dude, though. Really? Yeah. You are Asian. You. Your head's probably different than my. I'm serious.

I'm serious. My shit grows. The older I get, my shit is out of control. Yo, do you know his last name is? Chaching. Chris Chiching is going to. Listen, I'm telling you, the older I get, my shit gets crazy. Right.

I'm like, yo, what's up? Let me go wax it. Right close to this great woman, Veronica that does waxing. I went and did it. She went to you too. Oh, so she handled your meat? Who handles a meat?

Veronica. So you, are you bricky or like, do you try to warm it up a little? You go in there a quarter. You put a quarter blood. I thought about that, but I was like, you know what? I thought about it like the doctor. Nah, you didn't go soft. Because now Veronica's talking to your wife about you.

But I think I got enough even when it's soft that she can look and see he's probably a grower. Nah. She should look like the O-J glove. No, you know how I know though? You know how I know? And she wasn't doing this with it. What was she doing it? If she was using two fingers just moving around,

if she was just using like two fingers. Like it's a chest piece? Exactly, like a little chest pieces moving around. Nah, she had to grip it like moving around. I'm like, alright, I'm cool. No, she grabbed your whole dick. She grabbed the whole meat, joystick, 80s, baby. No.

Yes, man. Atari? It was a little, it was a joystick. She moved to the left, move to the right. I'm like, yeah, that's right. You know, you're kidding. I mean, I didn't say that, but in my mind. That's what I was thinking.

Did you try to put any blood in there? You do like, keep going up? Nah, not. Because then you don't want, you don't, because honestly, I'm being honest. When you think about all of these situations, like, um, I usually get so,

when you hear like the, you hear like the Deshawn Watson's and all of them. And I, like, I don't ever want to freak a woman out. Like, like you don't want to be in a place. Yeah.

And you know, you just, like, no. If it's just, if it's just me and a woman in the room, like, I don't ever want to freak a woman out. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. But I just think about. Saying it was scare? Huh? You saying it was scare? Maybe. Listen, listen.

Listen, if you were in a room, just imagine this, right? Yeah, yeah. You as a man, in a room with another man, for whatever reason y'all naked. If a woman, this not my wife grabs my dick with her whole hand, I'm busting a meeting. No, you're not. Are you not? No, you're not. Immediately.

If a woman went like that. No, you're not. So, okay, so imagine you was in a job. gym. You're in the gym locker room. Everybody walking around naked. That's what's happening. No, you're not. I'm like, let me get you a napkin. Imagine this. You in a gym locker room. Jim locker. Everybody naked. Guys by you at the locker. It looks at you one time and all of a sudden you just see them get bricked up. Yeah. What's you doing? Well, hold on. Exactly.

Now it's... How are you went from me getting jerked off by the anesthetian to me and a locker room? But doesn't it feel like an unsafe environment now? Hold on. Did I just have a wax? No. You're just in there. You're in the gym. You just. You're sitting at your locker, you're putting on your clothes. Guys right next to you, he looks up with you, what's up? And all of a sudden, you just see the shit just start to rot. If I have a Brazilian wax and that happens, that's on me. Damn.

Yo, if guys see you making out and they get hard trying to fuck, that's your fault. Yep. Why you dress this way? Yes. Yep. What I'm just saying, all I'm saying is a hard dick is a scary thing, bro. Yeah. Why you make hard, bro?

Yeah. I know some stuff. What would you say? What would you say? What would you say if the guy's dick got hard next to you? next to you. In a gym locker room, our sauna? Yeah.

I'm gonna say, John Travolta, get the fuck away from me right now. Why? I did you, motherfucker. What if you're in the sauna? He's not looking at you at all. He's just mind his own business, but he starts slowly jerking off.

What the hell? See, that's, yeah, now I'm calling the police. You would call the police. You would call the police? What would you say? I'd be like, bro, what the fuck is your problem? Hold on.

That's not the police. Now if you said, imagine you say that to him while he jerking off and he's like, say it again. He's like, bro, what the fuck is your problem? He's like, oh, say something again. He's got a little to win. Nah. Why is the way hypothetical?

The point he's making is a hard dick is terrifying. It is. Think about how scared that would be. If some dude just started jerking off in the middle of a fucking steam room and it's just you and that person in there, you wouldn't be scared? Yeah, I'm getting out. Imagine what these poor women got to go through. That's my whole point.

I ain't going to wait for a fucking. follow-up reply to that. That's the thing. You don't understand. If you get in a Brazilian wax, I feel like that with massage is too. Like, you're like, yo, man, please don't get hard right now. Because you just don't want to make a woman feel weird. You don't know what I want to make a woman feel weird?

Yeah, but sometimes they go so far up. Yeah, I think they try. I think they get a little upset if you don't get hard. Like, I think their ego is a little bruised. Really? Yeah. So sometimes I'll flip it just one time for the culture. You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? You flip on to your back. Your dick just pointing in the air. I'm going to be honest, man. Whatever somebody say to lay on your stomach, you feel so vulnerable, man. Nah. When she told me to lay on my stomach so she could give me that goddamn Brazilian asswax. That's crazy.

That shit felt. But she talked to me like a man, though. She didn't say like, I bend over and tweed it up. She was like, okay, do I flip over? Yeah. You flip over. Lift her toes. He said, no.

She said, make your legs a V. I'm with that. Because she said, spread your legs over. You're like, God damn. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Make your legs of V is different than spray them. Make your legs a vagina.

But did you have to be like, were you on all fours? No, no, no, straight stomach. Yeah, straight stomach. And I don't have a hairy ass which you let me know. You don't have a hairy ass, you know, so you find you just need the inside. I still don't get the ass cracked though. Like, I understand if you want to clean this up, but why? Nah, this is the weirdest to me.

Because isn't it going now grow back thicker? No, it actually grows back smoother. The next time I get a wax, it'll be easier. Oh, really? You want the Charlotte's web in your ass. You want to catch your shit in the net. I got it. I got a bidet.

I got a bidet. I don't got a bag. You got a bidet? Yeah. It still gets caught in the neck. No, it don't. It cleans it up. Really?

That beday shit. But he got the, he must got the Super Force bane. Bade. You got that shit. I saw, I once walked in and out, he was on the bade, a reverse cowgirl. That's what I'm saying. If that shit is cleaning your ass, it's supposed to be a ring. It's supposed to be a wrist.

I was like, you must have a little sit here on a bidet like this. God, damn, God damn. God damn. You were reversed cowgirl in a bidet? I think I'm stuck, sir. You reverse cowgirl in the bidet is crazy. Yeah, it was crazy. You get your asshole wax.

You can't say nothing. You can't say nothing. You got nothing wrong with it. The front is the way. is the weirdest shit to me. You, but listen, he lets the bidet nut in his ass. Yeah, that's true though. You let it nut in your ass.

If it's cleaning it out that much, that means that water is force, force, and that shit is shooting. And you gotta do like this. Nah, nah. Yeah, no. Nah, no. You rock back and forth front.

Yes, you do. Yeah, but you do. You need. It's not so much fun. I know. It's not so much fun. That's because, ask him. His ass is smooth, so it's feeling good bit right now.

He was turning himself off. Yes, you do. He has to do. He was a terrorist kid. I already know he was a terrorist again. Listen. Brazilian waxed my brothers. Thank me later.

Did you squeak at all? Did it hurt? Yeah, that sure hurt. I ain't gonna lie. That shit hurt. And, you know, the- You made the noise, though? Yeah.

Nah, dude, I was doing this, like, ah. You know what I'm saying? You know, you got to stretch. You put your arms out, stretch, shoot your toes out, like, ah. Does she do your nutsack? Yes.

And how does she flatten it? Believe it or not. The scrotum is less sensitive than this area, the top area. Yeah, I believe that. The scrotum is, I don't know why. But, yeah, she did all of that. And it's so interesting because she talks, she's talking to you because she's trying to take your mind off what she's doing.

because it's no, you know, it's not like, okay, you're ready, it's the wacko. Yeah. Right? And so she's talking to me, and she's, like, trying to talk to me about, like, the Super Bowl and, you know, interesting people I've interviewed and this and that, you know what I'm saying? So it's like, ah, who's your favorite interview? Farrakhan! Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, seriously, like, like, I'm sitting there trying to have conversations with her, and she's like, you want me to turn the fan on? I'm like, no, I'm good. You know, I'm trying to thug it out. Boy, after a while you start sweating like a mother. Please turn the fan on. That, man, pressure was on. Okay, women, I have a total different respect for women in waxes now.

Do y'all been doing this shit forever? Y'all been doing this shit? Y'all actually make appointments to go see these people once a month? That shit is crazy. You said it gets easier, the more you do it, right? I mean, to me, not necessarily, like, I guess, but not really. Still the same type of hurt. Why did God even give us hair down there?

Why don't you lazy? Because I don't know if I want to get rid of it permanently. The fuck you want to keep it for. I'm just going through things. He is going to do something. He's a mid-life crisis, bro. I'm trying to buy a car. Buy a car.

Yeah. Get a Ferrari. Don't be a faggle, maggie. You mean till you almost 50 to be a fragglebag? Yo, tell me about the girl that came on the lift girl. That shit was cracking me up. You know, Big Dank pulled up. Y'all brought the bench out for her.

That was insane. Listen, man. Yeah, what was that like? Was that like that feel like old school Charlemagne right? No, no, no. Here's the thing. It was sad to me. It wasn't sad.

It was actually cool. She put up a great message today talking about us. Here's the thing. I knew she couldn't fit in that chair. And Jess O'Larion said, pull the sectional up now. Yeah. And I'm like, just no.

Yeah, yeah. Let it play out. Yeah, you got to let it. Because I don't want to have the sectional out and then just insult her. Like, she walks in and you got a whole sectional there. That seems like a joke. Yeah.

So when she walks in and she tries to sit in the chair, and she's like, y'all ain't got a bigger chair? Yeah. Want me to play? Yeah, go ahead. I'll give you a whole play by play. All right, first of all, I already know she's walking in. She probably feels a little way.

She didn't hurt what I said on breakfast club. I heard what we said on Brilliant Idiot. I know she heard it because we invited her on the show. Cool. So she walks in, so I want to make her feel comfortable. So I'm going up, big day. Let's go. Good morning.

What's going on? Nice to meet you. Hi. How are you? That's her nurse. That's her stepdad. I got a travel nurse. She lost 80 pounds. It's the only seat, y'all that?

Now, this look you see right here. What you want? What you need? Now, stop right there. Now, people keep talking to me about the look away, right? Drew see hit me, he was like, bro. The way you looked away. I'm not looking away because I'm trying not to laugh.

I was not thinking laughter. I looked away because I already knew the only option in this room is the sectional. So I'm thinking to myself, how heavy is the fucking sectional? Right? Do I drag it over here? How am I going to get over here? Our guy read, who's our board up, he comes over, we bring it a section. That's all, press play.

There's one. Up in her chair or something. You got a real lot. We had a. That's what I'm talking about. Good. This is the accommodation. There you go.

You know, you walked in and you know, you said the chair was too small, so you had to bring the part of the sectional for you to sit in. Paul said something. That too was not a joke. Everybody thinks I'm making a joke there. It's actually a part of the sectional. It is. Well, how else am I supposed to say that?

I thought it was actually the kind thing to say. Like, you didn't bring the whole sofa. You bought part of the sectional. Yeah, I think that's a nut. You brought less. Yeah. If she needed more, we'd have got it. Yeah.

But she didn't need more. That's all she needed. But if you said that you guys had to, like, reinforce the floors or the beams in the building, that would, I think, be something insulting. I agree. You didn't say that. And you said, this is what I'm talking about accommodations. But we live in the world that's not always going to be able to accommodate people.

But we should, though. We should because we're not all the same, you know. I feel like we should. Like, why not? I feel like, I feel like a lot of times people think that bigger people, obese, the F word people should just be in the house. What's the like we? I didn't realize he said that.

I called it immediately. That's the first thing I asked. What the hell is the F word? But wait a minute, do they call? Because you know what we think when we think the F word. I mean, that's what she's talking about, right? No. I don't even think fuck.

She, she, when somebody says the F word, that I'm thinking fragel mag. That's what I was thinking, fragel mag. So I'm like, press play, Taylor. You're not? You good?

Good morning. Yeah, the F word. You can't say in your house fat. You know, like, oh. I'm not saying that word. Yeah, we don't need to show them. I thought you talked about the gays floor. I'm like, wait, I'm confused.

No, no, no, no, no, no. But I just feel like it should be accommodated. Bigger people should be accommodated. Just like we accommodate the LGBT community. You know, all those other communities. I just feel like we outside. You know, if we inside is get up. Why are you in a house?

You should be doing this. You should be doing that. When we outside, it's like, why you're not in a house? Well, people would say. Oh, go ahead, John. Who actually told you that? Like, that's crazy. I don't believe that, you know, F people should stay in the house.

I mean, but. I mean, that's just how it is. We go outside and people looking at us crazy. Like, you know, we, we getting stared at what? Because we big. You know, like. Exactly. Yeah, the F word.

I'm not like that you can't say in your house. So, listen, she, is there another, I mean, this is a longer conversation? I even said to her later, we have. the whole discussion about the LGBTQ thing. LGBTQ people are born gay. Yeah. For the most part, you know, unless you're in prison, right? For the most part, you're born gay.

Oh, you unless you, go to identity part. Yeah. Yes. But she, being fat is a choice. And so we had a whole discussion about that. Here's the thing that I want people to understand about big name. She doesn't want to be fat. She's not one of these people that's out here on some like, hey, let's do...

But it's a choice now. Just get on the Oz Epic. Well, she's on something. She's on, she's doing her shot. Marjor? No, it's not Majaro, it's something else. And she's lost 80 pounds already. So that's why she's got the nurse with her.

She wants to lose weight. That's the thing. Go on, go on. She also got thyroid. Oh, she's got thyroid. And so she's had thyroid for her whole life. But we all have thiroids, but she's a thyroid issue. She's thyroid issue.

So she's always been chubby, and I guess the thyroid causes her to be chubby. Yeah, she's always been chubby. And, you know, she said that once she got up to $5.98, she knew that she had the, Um, that's what she said. Am I lying? That's what she's saying. That's what we're laughing at. She said once she got up to $5.98, she had to make some life choices.

I got it. This is. That's what she said. He said, if she got to $600, it was over. It's over. That's what she said. But you know why? TV.

600 pound life. She ain't want to be one of them. So $5.98 was too close. She was getting there. $5.98 was too close. So she got down to $4.89, man. Good for her. But that's how you know that whole fat prize shit was bullshit, right?

Like, the, uh, the O-Zempic. Body positivity. Yeah, like, it's just, it was, I think we deserve an apology because we've gotten a lot of shame. Like, I got a lot of shame. Remember when I was on that Rogan? I was talking about the, uh, fat models. And now all these fat models are on OZEMPIC.

Ain't no more fat models anymore. You know why? So stop acting like you were proud to be fat. You were just lazy. You know, well, here's the thing. I think, right? Like, all them are on Ozempic, right? You know what it is?

What happened to their pride? You know what it is? Pride goes out the window when your doctor tells you, look, you get this shit, you need to get your weight down and you're going to die. Your blood pressure is too high, your cholesterol is too high, you got fat around your heart, you got all type of cardiovascular issues. Pride goes out the window when you want to live. And that's just the fact to the matter.

But the doctors have been telling them this for years. It's the second there was a shot that did the hard work for them is when they got on board. All I'm trying to say is they called us fat. They shamed us. They said that we were horrible. And the second they were able to take a shot, they no longer had pride in their body. I don't know. I don't, I'm not, I'm not, I don't think I'm fat phobic. I am, I would consider myself a bigot of big backs, but not because I hate them. And I don't hate fat people. And just what she said to me, her and her stepdad, because they listen. They was like, you don't hate fat people. You just love fat jokes. And that is very true. And if I have to choose,

humor, you know, over the love of fat people. I'ma choose to laugh every single goddamn time. Do you realize your mama is so fat jokes is probably like the first type of jokes we learned growing up? You know what I mean? So it's just like when you actually see somebody that like, yo, your mama's so fat, Glyph would pull off on her.

When you see somebody that's really, you're like, whoa, right? So she's a good sport about it, though. Like she said that there's certain jokes she likes. Like I saw Yeah, yeah You saw the TikTok one? Your mama so fat

She sat on a rainbow And he died Somebody You know, no, no It was your mama So fat She sat on a rainbow And made Skittles

Hold on I was saying Something else Hold on Yeah, somebody My girl sent me this yesterday Lex P sent me this I guess this was going viral

on TikTok Listen to this one And or you know Stuff like that Then a lot of people Would look at me And be like Oh, she just

she eat, she do this, she do that all the time that's not my reality either. You don't know? I do eat, but I don't just sit down. It was a Mercedes and it's the same car that her best friend has and she rides in that same exact car all that time. That's why when she saw that car, she said, okay, I can fit it now. Like people know what cars they can fit in. Do they, though? A lot of times people think that

bigger people, obese, the F word people should just be in the house when it's like we're not yeah the F word I'm not like that you can't say in y'all was fat you know like oh somebody had said to you that you laughed at

um I don't know but I know I just laugh at a lot of stuff sometimes you know I'll be like my this look what they said I can't I don't know What about if somebody said you battle rapping and they say it's a 20 V1 but it's just you and another person

God damn what you mean that yo you did you hear that? He said, what if you're a battle rapper that someone says it's a 20 v1? Oh, yeah, yeah, he said that. Oh, my gosh.

That wasn't, come on. It was a hypothetical joke. I was saying to her. Just see if she would laugh, which she did. Yo, she's got a great voice. Yes. Her voice is awesome. She's got a great personality. That's why she's got to lose the weight to unlock that hidden character that's in there, man.

There's a whole other person underneath all. of that. And I pray that she gets there. Just like we told her in the interview, I want to see her weight go down and her career go up. That's right. And Jess said, next time she come up here, she hoped that she's bigger and smaller at the same damn time. Meaning bigger career-wise, smaller physically. She's a good person, man. I think.

I like her. And she said today, let me see, she said she was motivated today. Good. Of all the positive feedback she got from the interview. Don't get me wrong. People are making jokes. But I mean, when you get, when you have side. I'm pretty sure that you...

She used to jokes, bro. Like, come on. What is her Instagram, Taylor? Dank Moss, I think. What you went through? You went scrolling? Say what? You went scrolling?

Oh, yeah. Dank Moss? No? I don't see it, bro. Damn. Anyway. What else we saw? What else happened this week?

Man, Taylor's out here with a baby. Oh, my gosh. Taylor's out here with a old baby. We got to meet Taylor. Taylor's boo. Yeah, I met him briefly. I didn't get a chance to like really peeking with him.

What a nice guy. Very nice guy. A nice guy. A nice guy. Very nice guy. You better be nice to that man. I am. All right.

Just make sure. Just, you know, I know you've been taking out all your anger on us. You know, he's just living life. He's just having a great time out there because you take out all your anger on us. Does he have a good sense of humor? Yeah.

He's hilarious. He's hilarious. Yeah. I told you his birthday's, your birthday's on the 20th. June 29. June 29. Yeah.

His birthday day is like five days before you. Oh, he's a, oh, no, so he's a Gemini or cancer. He's right on the Cus, June 23rd. Oh, no, he's a cancer. The Cusp is like the 22nd. Oh. Oh. What are you, Taylor?

Atarius, May 16th. Yeah. Cansans and Taurus are good together. Good together. We can deal with your hard head. We can't. We can't. We can do with your hard head.

She's a hard-headed motherfucker. All Taurus is all. know that? Yeah. Taurus are some hard-headed motherfuckers. But when they, but when you, the thing about cancers is cancers are like, we're sensitive and emotional and we're very rational. And so that makes the hard-headed Taurus feel comfortable enough to let their guard

that. So y'all are the women in the relationship? No. I mean, you do wax your pussy. That's right. My bussy is waxed. But there's a difference between a June cancer and a July cancer for sure. My bussy is wax.

Don't worry. Y'all will get wax. I've been waxed. I've been head of bussy. And tell me, is it not amazing? It's the best my bussy felt my entire life. You see what I'm saying? Don't worry. You're going to catch up. Yeah, he didn't follow up. He didn't keep going to follow up. But if, let me tell you this, when you wax it, you kind of want to throw it at some guys, huh?

No. You know how like when a girl's wearing good underwear, she's like, I should, I should get fucked tonight. You know how they think like that? No, I did. I mean, I did have the desire. I did have the underwear. You know, when you wear the underwear. don't have holes in it, it's like lace or whatever. Like, you're like, man, I should let a guy hit tonight. When you get your bussy wax, that's what you got going through your mind.

No, I never thought that. But I did get the desire just to show off that glow. You wanted to show off that glow. That shit is like glowing. I was like, when my wife felt today, I was like a little boy, I was like pulling. Show me, I'll show you mine. He showed me up. You know what I'm standing up pulling my roof.

Like, look, look, look, look. You know what I'm saying? That's about it. You're trying to make a porno or something. That's what I think. There's something else. Oh, you're nasty motherfucker. There's something else going on.

There's nothing I'm telling you. The old I get, my hair was out of control down there to the point where I could fit. Like, what the fuck is going on? Did they charge you more because of that? Like getting caught in my zippoor type shit. Ew. That's crazy. And this is after trimming and all that.

So I'm like, nah, fuck all that. Now, psh. Man, please. Why don't you call me your zipper? You have underwear on? I don't know. I'm designed to go peeve all day.

Damn. Look at Chris, he's getting bricked up over there. He's thinking about these bald busies over here. He's getting bricked up. He's getting bricked up over there. Yo, can we talk about the Super Bowl? Let's talk about the Super Bowl. We were just warming up.

We just warm it up. You know what I'm saying? We didn't talk about the Super Bowl. Why, why, Taylor? Why did you start with Kendrick's jeans? Because. That's whack, Taylor. Let me make a fashion choice, so.

I'm not mad at it, but everyone's talking about. That's whack for you to start his jeans. Out of all of the things. And you're the Kendrick fan. I'm a Kendrick fan, too. Oh, my gosh. Because y'all was talking already about whatever. Fine.

You're talking about our horse. Well, the reality. And that made you think of his outfit? You know, you know what I? What does that say about you? Ladies. That we were talking about our busies and you brought up. Ladies, y'all like a shapely man.

Now y'all need to admit it. Y'all like men to show shape. What are you talking about? You do, though. You like the man with curves. You like the man with girls? Yeah. Got some thighs.

Me. Yeah, we like me. Say what? Me. Nah. You're crazy, yo. You like an armadilla. I get both.

I get women that are jealous. Taylor been jealous with me for years because of their thickness. It is. And you know, then you got women that just like this shape. You want to say with me, bro. Say it. Say it with me. What?

I'm dead. I'm thick. Thick, thick, thick, thick, thick, thick. I'm actually a little, I'm like, damn. Kendrick, you're just going to know this Kendrick and jeans? Y'all calling him thick K? Y'all calling him thick K? Where thick Charlotte?

Shalab and I had dropping it for y'all for y'all for ever? No one saw that with Kendrick, though. I didn't know he had a sheet. So what you just always saw it with me so you take it for granted? Braun, Brian, 21 years in the game. They do do that. They do that. They do that.

Exactly. 40 and 20 ain't nothing to y'all when you can't do it forever. They just said stuff. You know what I'm saying? I walk in the room thunder. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Nobody give a fuck, all right? As soon as Kendrick pop out with his jeans on,

showing a little shape, y'all lose your motherfucking mind. Now y'all like thick men. Now y'all like short thick kings. I'm the OG short thick kings. Safe of your chest, bro. But, um. What is going? So say that you do realize that the Super Bowl halftime show is getting talked about more than the game.

The game was so ass. The game was terrible. Also, I think important to note, it was the most viewed halftime show in history. Most viewed halftime show in history. Here's what I learned. Bi-racial men simply do not perform well when Kendrick Lamar is around. Oh. Patrick Mahones, Jay Cole, Drake.

When Kendrick Lamar is a biracial man's kryptonite. Yes. They just don't perform well. What did you think of the performance, Schultz? I was no no like I'm actually trying to be objective about it I'm actually trying to be objected about I think the best way that I and I spoke to a bunch of Kendrick fans about it because to me I I didn't really recognize some of the songs so my first initial reaction was choreography is really interesting and I liked the videography I liked how it was shot right it was kind of more simple

you know like sometimes this sets are really elaborate people are flying all over the place It was more simple, but choreography and videography were really cool. I was like, okay, that's cool. I didn't really recognize the songs, some of the songs. He changed it up. Sure. And then I had a lot of people saying this, that they were like Kendrick fans. Because I asked them by like Kendrick fans.

Like, what did you think about it? And this is the reaction they all gave me. They were like, man, he didn't do the right songs. He didn't do the right songs. And the way I interpret that was is that these are people who have riding for Kendrick for 10 years. they love Kendrick. Kendrick is the greatest. And this year he proved he's the greatest.

He knocked straight off of the number one spot. And here's the moment where the world is going to get to see why you've loved Kendrick for 10 years and why you say he's the greatest. And then in that moment, he does a set that is kind of really more geared towards the super fans and not geared towards the casuals. And I think that some of the super fans at least were like, man, I really wanted the world to know why I love this guy. I think he's so great, and he didn't do the set that lets them know that he is that. I think that is a very fair take. I agree with a lot of what you're saying. It was definitely a show gear toward the Superfans.

I'm going to give my objective opinion before I give my personal one. Objectively, it's hard for me to say he didn't do the right songs. And the reason I say that is this has nothing to do with my personal take. My personal take is I wanted the set list to be a little bit different. Objectively, I say it's hard for me to say he didn't. through the right songs because of the fact that his GNX is about to be number one again this week. So 230,000 copies of GNX, the fucking not like us screams went through the roof. Matter of fact, I'm lying.

He's about to have the number one, two, and three song on Billboard. He's about to have the number one, two, and three song on the Billboard top ten and GNX shot back the number one, $230,000 copies. So that lets me know he gained enough new people that watched this show. and we're intrigued to go out there and say, yo, who is this Kendrick Lamar guy? To go out there and let me go by GNX again. These three songs, Not Like Us is about to be,

Not Like Us is going to be number one. I think Luther is number two. I forgot what they say, the third song is going to be. So clearly, huh? Probably squabble. I don't know. So between the Grammys and the Super Bowl, Kendrick garnered enough fans in a week,

enough new fans in a week, that this probably was the best performance. Maybe it was provocative of them. enough for the Super Bowl. I was talking to somebody yesterday, and he was like, well, I don't think it was provocative at all. I said, because you're a Kendrick fan.

Let's look at it in the context of who's watching this game. Let's look it in the context of what this is, the Super Bowl. Yeah. This is provocative for the Super Bowl. I didn't think it was provocative at all. Really?

I think it was political and all? I thought it was the opposite. Like, again, I'm not reading into all the symbolism, so I'm looking at it at, like, really surface value. What I looked at it is, I was like, there's American flags everywhere, and he's just going, America's the best. Look how awesome America is,

and America is the best place in the world, and I'm proud to be American. Like, that's, you have to understand. The people that don't know his songs, like, they're not, like, discerning each and every single lyric that he's saying in that moment. They're just seeing red, white, and blue and an American flag plastered and a guy rapping.

You know what's funny? So to me, I'm like, shit, that's Bruce Springste. Andrew got a point, because I saw one white dude said, man, America is so back. Exactly. He was like, to me. Hendrick is showing pride for the American flag at the Super Bowl. And I was like, yeah, but here's the thing.

This is American pride. All he's simply saying is black people are American too. That's it. Like, yo, black men are Americans. Not only are we Americans, we built this country. You know who said that to? Donald J. Trump. Donald J. Trump said that verbatim.

Black people built this country. African Americans built this nation. We built this nation. You know, you're saying. It's just starting to get real credit for that. Okay, I don't know if you know that. You're just starting to get, you built the nation. We all built it.

But you were such a massive part of it, bigger than you were given credit for. Does that make sense? Right? So when he does things like have the black guys in red, white, and blue, and they're in this shape of the American flag. Yeah. And then there was the part where they was leaning over. He was like, yeah, this country was built on our backs. We're Americans to like it or love it.

Now, my personal opinion. Yeah. I think that the story he told was a great story. I loved having Samuel Jackson out there, basically being Uncle Sam. And when you look at, when it first started, you can see that the set is a video game controller. Right? So, meaning, there's a game being played. And Samuel Jackson comes out and basically is telling Kendrick, you better come out here and play the game right.

You know what this is. This is the Super Bowl. You're supposed to come out here and play it safe, blah, blah, blah. Kendrick is giving a middle finger to all of that. That's what I liked. I also like the fact that, well, that's the things I did like about it, but this is what I wanted.

The set list to be, I wanted three songs added to the setlet. Three songs. The freestyle he did in the beginning, I wouldn't have did that. I would have started off with Black of the Berry. Have you ever heard the first verse of Black of the Barry? Pull up Black of the Barry, Taylor.

Just pull up the lyrics. Matter of fact, I'm going to pull them up with my phone. I'm just going to read these. used shows and I want to see your reaction and I want you to think to yourself if you was sitting at home watching the Super Bowl and you heard a guy say um I'm the biggest hypocrite in 2015 once I finish this witness is what I mean been filling this way since I was 16 came to my census you never like this anyway fuck your friendship I meant it I'm African American I'm African I'm black as the moon, heritage of a small village,

part of my residence came from the bottom of mankind. My confession, I mean I might press the button just so you know my discretion. I'm guarding my feelings, I know that you feel it. You sabotage my community, making the killing. You see your eyes? You see your eyes? Imagine him on the car.

And the beat is so hard and so high energy and so menacing. And then right after that, you hear an explosion or something. And then you hear, oh my life. I had to fight. Nigger. Oh, it's my life, ah. Hard times like, yeah.

Bad chips like, yeah. Nazareth. I'm fucked up, homie, you fucked up. But if God got us, then we go be all right. And then after he goes, all right, Damio Jackson comes out and goes, what are you doing? Yeah.

You're staring in America. Stop it right now. Next thing I know, you're going to have your homeboys out here. Representing Compton. Yeah. And then boom. If I rule is the, All that alone.

They probably got me down by the end of the song. Seemed like the whole city go against me. Every time I'm in the street, I hear- Yeah, yeah, yeah. After that, I don't care what you do. Because you got the energy so high, you can take it anywhere. The first one is you're going to get all, like, the right-wing media looking at it.

Yeah, say. The white people gonna be scared as hell. But that's what I didn't like. No, no, here's the thing. Box news. White people won't be scared because white people don't understand rap the first time I hear it. Oh, they would have understood that. No.

They wouldn't have understood the words. I'm telling, bro. He said, I'm African. No, afterwards, I said the blogs would do it. No, no, but the black and the brain, he says, I'm African, I'm African American. They would understand that. That's what they think that you're saying all the time. Right?

Like, they just don't get. And they were to understand the gang shit because there was a part with Samuel Jackson. Like, you bought your little homies with you. No, the second two things you said make perfect sense. And I got like a little goosebumps. It was sick to even hear that. I love that. Yeah.

I didn't even know that. you know how to produce shows and so. It's like really impressive. Yeah, that was actually, I was like really fucking. That was a better set list than Kedg. What's like that? That was like, that was like, that was like, fucking brilliant. Yeah.

What are you talking about? I was in that. I was like, yo, keep going. This is what we do. What, we do? When have we done that? What, produce shows? I forget that you like, uh, used to put on like a parties.

Yeah, absolutely. Okay, okay. Anyway. So, um, but back to back to, back to, You do those three songs, wherever you want to go after that. You just go. Now, me, I still, I stand on it. I still wouldn't have done not like us.

But once again, this is my personal opinion. Objectively, hard to say he shouldn't have did. Not Like Us, because Not Like Us is back at number one this week in the motherfucking country. The screams are through the fucking roof. The song's incredible. If he did it, how you just produced it and then added, like, his little teases in, Dom and, see, that's what this, that's the part of the stride in, like, he gave Drake too much. much like. That's, so that was the other, the other thing that I would say. Why do you keep saying? Like,

look at this visual. It's amazing. These visuals, I think, I hate this shot. I hate this shot. So this shot is great. Aesthetically 10 for 10. So, so the videography was really good, the live direction. I mean, here are we playing like, what is it, Monday night quarter? Monday, on a quarterback. Well, okay. I think that's what took away from the show. You think the audio sucks? Yeah. No, I didn't take that. It wasn't that clear. Like, using rapping has to be clear, especially if it's a live performance. Okay. Like, the music was a little bit too high for his vocals.

What? I don't know. I feel like it. I had it on surround sound and I'm telling you. Everybody's speakers are different. Sure. You're hearing different things. I didn't think that that was the issue.

I think that the major issue in the stadium is that a lot of people are just not familiar with all of his stuff. I was shocked at how few people know about the beef with Drake. Yeah. Like, I thought that we live in a bubble. What few people? No, no, no. I'm telling you, like, we live in a,

bubble and I think sometimes what happens is because black culture is such a dominant force in America like it it drives American culture in so many ways we think that when something happens to black culture everybody knows about it and like it people just didn't know like I had had people I was watching Super Bowl with me like what was the deal like him and Drake had beat so it's 300 and how many people in America 40 million people billions across the world you're absolutely right I was having a conversation with somebody earlier and I told them the same thing. I was like, you know, 20 million people in the country can know about something. And there's 300 that don't know what the fuck is going on. And we're talking about the Super Bowl.

Yeah. There's not, name one other thing in America that brings people together like Subo Bowl. Game of through. This many people? How many people? 140 million people watch the Super Bowl. I think that's why his number shot up, because it's like so many people were just explaining this beef and now to like trying to catch up on the beat. I think it could be a combination to that, but I also think it's people that actually watched this and was like, yo, that was really good. If you don't know anything about Kendra. 100%. I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to discredit. Like, there are people that are going to see them and then love it. They're going to people who want to learn more about this guy. There are going to be people who are fans of his and then go, that haven't listened to him for a few weeks and

go, oh, I want to go back and listen. 100%. I actually would love to feel that. I would love to be able to watch this show with no expectation. I thought that the- Can you imagine watching this and with nothing. If you don't know anything about this, just completely ignorant to who Kendrick is, the Drake. I think you would be severely disappointed. Yeah. You think so? Yeah. Not intrigued at all? I don't know, bro. Because that's what, that's what people told me that didn't really know about it. They're like, yeah, I guess it kind of looked cool, but it did what I heard also was like it didn't feel big. Oh, I see what you said. Because we knew the story. Like, we know the backstory to it. So real quick. So the thing about the Drake being mentioned

a lot. I do agree with you. Like, if you started out the way that you're suggesting, you don't need to tease the Drake song. Like, it's like the whole thing was like teasing to this moment. I think it was the media though. Like how they... No, it was not the media.

It's because it's what Kendrick was doing. But he's clearly not doing it for the media because he chose to do songs that aren't as popular as some of his old hits. So, so clearly he's down to do whatever he wants and not what maybe the casuals want, but it was like constantly teasing. Here it comes. Oh, and it's going to come and it's going to come.

And then it just felt like it felt like the whole thing. He did it only one twice. No, he did not. He did it twice. Two teasers. He did two disc records. It felt like the whole thing was a. He did euphoria.

I know, but like you just said, like the people that didn't know anything about the day. I'm talking about me. I'm talking about me as a fan. He did euphoria. It felt like the whole thing was was a Drake. this. Yeah. Not Kendrick's halftime performance. And that

is, when you look back on it in 20 years, you know what I mean? Like, are you going to look back and be like, oh, man, I dedicated my halftime performance to that guy instead of oh, I just closed it out with the big song. I don't feel like that. Because he also plays songs from G&X. I think

it's us and the public is partially to blame for that because the whole conversation leading up to it is, is he going to perform that song? And that's why everybody should listen to me. I loved how he did it. No, I loved how he did it. Like, he didn't say the line that clearly you're not allowed to say on TV. He said the A minor line because it's double entendre so you could say it.

I liked how he did that part of it, but dedicating it. And then here's the other thing that's kind of funny. Because it's so dedicated now and because he never talks about his symbolism, he can't control the narrative of what people think he's trying to say. So now people are finding even more Drake's symbolism. The A on the chain, which someone told me is like part of, of his actual record. I don't believe that.

No, it is. It's a local. It's PG-Lang. But it's not that everybody will talk about the lower-case A is A minor. But listen, but listen, but my point that I'm trying to say is that lower-case A is P.G. Lang. That's right.

But people who don't know that are like, and you know, the internet nerds are like, oh, there's another side of trade. And now because you don't control the narrative and because there's all this symbolism, now every, the game over. But he knows that. Let me just get it out.

The game over at the end when it's in the course. crowd or whatever like that? That was definitely a shot at Drake. Or it's game over in terms of how he's playing the game. But the fact that you're interpreting every bit of symbolism in there as a shot at Drake makes it about Drake and not about you. I did not like hearing Baca and Chubs and party names. That's why I say for my set list, if I would have did, if I was started with Black of the Berry, then went in the R-Right and then went in the Good Kid Mad City.

When I did not like us, I would have did the hook, the horns, the hook, and I did the last verse. Yeah. Once upon that time, all of us was in chains. Oh, shit. Now you got Fox News angry. That was the other thing. That's the problem. Fox News did a whole thing.

Now, nobody on Fox News talked about the political side of it. That's what I'm saying. Nobody thought it was political in that way. Everybody thought he was just saying America's the best. That's how I interpreted it. Fox News hated the performance. But Fox News actually. Pull it up that clip tell.

There's a whole super bite of Fox News shit on the performance. They would have hated on it regardless. They was like, I think it was Will Kane. Will Kane was like, they should have had Willie Nelson

and have Trump do a rally and then have Shane Gillis do five minutes. And then he goes like this best two boys. I was like, what? Charlotte, if he started the way your set list was, you don't think that would have been too provocative, too politicized. They're never inviting you back to do it.

No, but still, but then now, everyone's only talking. It's going to be like almost if Kaepernick took a knee. Like everybody will just be talking about that and it's going to overshadow the actual music. Well, I'm going to tell you why. I'm going to tell you why that wouldn't bother me. Taking a knee

is a symbol, right? This is Kendrick's actual art. So if your art makes people have that conversation, cool. That's his art. These are lyrics that are Black of the Barry is 10 years old. Yeah, but don't you want to spread your art

and more people listen to it? If you do that, That just turns off so many people. And now it's like, I'll never check it. It's just, it's a conversation starting. Like this, play this. It's just a, all your art should do. If you're a disruptor, your art should start a conversation. I think we would have heard D-E-I-D-E-I.

Like Willie Nelson at halftime? Let's put Kerry to make out what was actually being said. So bad, Trump was hoping someone would shoot him in the ear again. Kendrick Ramar's 12 minutes of rap was basically a musical grudge match. For me, it was a mass appeal. The music itself is not broad enough. well known enough to reach generations. Now that Trump's president, we have someone like Willie Nelson at halftime.

Let's put Carrie Underwood and Riba and Morgan Wallach. Let them. It gets better. Okay, keep going. Go with it. A full-on Trump rally for the halftime show. Morgan Waller, Zach Bryan, plays his two or three songs. Trump comes out with an executive desk, signs five executive orders, and Shane Gillis takes

us out with a five-minute set. Best halftime show ever. Listen, but I'm gonna be honest As a, as a, I just wanted A couple more songs at it. Yeah. You give me those three songs. You start off because he, it gotta be high energy

because there was even a part where he was like, let's slow it down. Yeah. And I'm like, it was slow the whole time. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So you gotta start super high energy. Then you slow it down, you do your joints with scissors.

Then you come back with the TV off and all of that shit like that. in would not like us, boom. That's it. I think that's your own preference, though, because even Piccaboo would say, or people would say Picaboo is a high-energy song. Yeah, but that came much later.

The second half- And also, they don't know who Black of the Barry. Like, he didn't know who Black-O-Barrows. You didn't know the song he did. They didn't draw that. Those lyrics are so provocative. It's like, you would be. Exactly.

They didn't, we don't know the freestyle he did in the beginning. Yeah. I'm just saying, come with the energy. And Black of the Barry beat is so hard. But I enjoyed the show. So the tricky thing about the Super Bowl is that there's really only like 10 people on the planet that can do it. Man, you are not lying. And I don't know who.

Next year, next year, y'all getting Taylor Swift. I hope y'all know that. Shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear nothing when Jay-Z and Rock Nation roll out Taylor Swift for Santa Clara, California. Okay, just shut the fuck up and enjoy it. Now, it's because basically, like, you need crossover universality with the music in order for it to, like, appease all the different demographics of people that are there. It can't

be niche. Like I was saying this, I'm even on flagrant. Like, Bad Bunny might be the biggest artist in the world, but only having Bad Bunny do it. There's like 50-year-old white people from Green Bay that are going to go, what the fuck is this? There's 50-year-old black people from New Orleans that are going to go, what the fuck is this? Like, they would

have heard that. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I guess my point is... Part? Pardon? He would be, there's a perfect example. Like, Stevie would murder it. You could... Maybe it might be... Beyonce. Murdered already.

I'll be honest. I thought it was crazy. Bruno deans already. I thought it was crazy. But like, there were people that... And I literally chalked it up to racism. But like, I thought Usher was the best that I've seen in recent years. It was, like, truly remarkable.

But there were people that were like, I didn't even know usher that well or whatever. Like, which I thought was ridiculous. But in terms of true universality, you need Taylor Swift. You need... I don't think you'll ever get true universality, but I think that you can get people who have such a wide enough reach that it'll feel like. So give me an example of some others.

Taylor, Beyonce. What about Katie Perry? Katie did it already. But Katie had bops that were so big. He loved Katie. Yo, and listen, Kanye. By the way, there were some people. It's never going to happen.

It's never going to happen, but Kanye could. It's two people right now that could do it and shut shit down. What about Chris Brown? Both of them. Kanye and Chris. No, I don't think Chris could. What? Malone's?

Please, God, no. No, no, no. He would need a lot of features. Yeah, I think, I think, I think, I think Post-Wiff doing collabs and features, yeah. Please, God, no. No, I know, I know, I know. It's Eminem is done.

M&M could do it with Drey. But he didn't do it by himself. He could do it by himself. Who else? Coldplay? Could Coldplay do it? Coldplay did it. All these people were talking about have done it.

What? That's what I'm saying. Why don't do you think Chris Brown could do it? I don't think that the music is universal enough. I think Chris Brown, I agree with shows, but here's the thing. I think Chris Brown show, regardless of who you are, just watching him, you're like, God, damn. So here's the thing, real quick. There's a difference, there's an X factor here.

Let me clarify the Chris Brown comment. Does Chris Brown, because we were just speaking musically, like, do the songs completely cross over to all demographics, right? No. But Chris Brown is such a. Amazing performance. extraterrestrial talent that he could entertain and it would just be like mind boggling that's right now there's a thing with like rap doesn't have this rock and roll doesn't really have this uh country i don't think really has this unless you have a really good voice but like when you're singing like if you're

singing singing an amazing voice cuts through Whitney Houston saying the national anthem i don't care what country you're from. You crying. You're crying. You fucking crying. Because Adele could do any way, it just hits. It's different. And that's the X factor. The problem is with rap. If you don't know the song, you're not familiar with the song. You're not really picking up on the bars because you're looking at five different cameras and everything switched around. There's a lot of other distraction going on. There's no X factor to cut through to someone who's unfamiliar with the music with a singer. With a singer, there's only two rappers. What I'm saying is Chris Brown also can sing his ass song. Yes.

You would enjoy the show. Oh my God. It was incredible. Now, don't remember, he got a couple of records that I think of Worldwide Universal Field. Like, doom, doom, doom, doom. Great. What's that shit called?

It's interesting. I'm looking at the list of all-time performers. It really didn't start becoming a-list performers until maybe the last 15, 20 years. And even then, the majority is still, like, multiple performers versus... Michael Jackson headlined by itself, Prince headlined by itself.

Beyonce headlined by herself Katie Perry Bruno Marr is actually I thought Bruno was a collaboration Maybe he was by himself He did do by himself before Right out Chili Peppel Here's the thing man

There's only two rappers Maybe three That could do it at this point I don't think no rap that could do it by themselves And it will be Kanye Kanye could definitely absolutely Buy himself and entertaining

Yes Yes But that's never happening And the show Despite him being an absolute wackadoo, the show would be incredible. Yeah. Like, he's really good at events.

He's really good at... It was the best concerts I've ever been. Yeah, so it's... Well, you'll never see one ever again. But he got... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. But, no, he can knock it out.

Who else? Maybe, Jay. So... Maybe Jay. Jay would need a bunch of... It'd have to be Jay Zian friends. It's got to be Jays' and friends. Yeah, it'd have to be Jays' and friends.

So, you know... You know who could absolutely kill it and they only have two songs? It wouldn't matter. And M&M. You said M&M. Yeah, of course. No, but this is not rap. This is Wonderwall.

What's the band called? If you got to say, what's the band called? No, you'll know it immediately. Today's going to be the day where we're going to bring it back to you. Great thing. Great day. Yeah. I don't know anybody.

This is what I do about my new. Yeah, I don't. That ain't gonna do it. No. So they have two songs that the entire stadium will be singing at the same time regardless of how old you are. No, no, no, and then they can have other people with them.

But what you need is sing along. And Kendrick don't really got sing-alongs. You don't have universal sing-alongs. I want to ask you this as a- Bruno got sing-alongs. I want to ask you this as a performer. I think that when you do the Super Bowl, you don't play to the crowd in the stadium.

So this is something- I think you're playing the TV. So this is something that I've thought about. When you're doing Super Bowl, you're not doing your show. You're a guest. You're doing a guest spot on someone else's show. Yeah, yeah. I'm here for football, motherfucker.

Exactly. You know what I'm saying? So now, there's two ways you can go about that. There are certain people who go, I don't care about that show. You guys ask me to be here. I don't care who's there. I do my thing. I do my thing for my fans.

And that's great, too. Then there's other people who go, as a guest, I'm going to try to entertain these people to the best of my ability. If you're a DJ and you're DJing a fucking bar mitzvah or you're DJing some Coachella, like your set might be a little different depending, right?

I think the people that are most successful are the ones that recognize they're doing a guest spot on a bigger thing and they find a way to appeal those people. Now, does that mean that they're being inauthentic or does that mean that they're not being true to themselves? Maybe you can make that criticism, but if you're playing your music, you're not being inauthentic.

Yeah. I also think that, But it's not your show. It's not your show. It's the Super Bowl and you're the guest. I honestly think we're all wrong, though. Okay. And the reason I think that we're all wrong

is because the numbers say otherwise. If it was so boring or if it was so whack or whatever people want to say, there would have been some type of tune out. It's the highest viewed. It's Super Bowl ever. And you don't have to watch the halftime show. We're not wrong in what we feel.

You're never wrong in what you feel. But clearly there are people that enjoyed it. A mass amount of people. Because not only is it the highest viewed show, his album, GNX is about to be number one again on the charts. Not with no 80,000, 99, 2.30. That's first week numbers. You know what I mean? And live women line numbers. That's right. And he got the top three songs coming out on the Billboard top 10 on Friday. So, by the way, I enjoyed it. You know what I'm saying? My only critique is that I wish that the set list was different. That was my, that's my only critique. Start off with high.

energy. When people are telling me that they felt like it started off slow, I totally get it. And I feel like it was just too much, too much Drake. Like, I didn't need Serena Williams with the Crip walking. And if you were going to do it, do it to squabble up. Like, I didn't need it making it look like it's another Drake jab. Like, that shit is weird. The Crip, like, wouldn't you feel a way if your wife was trying to troll one of her exes? Absolutely. Like, that shit is just weird to me. He's been taking multiple jabs. Like, Y'all keeps saying that, but it's not true. What you mean?

He's taking two jabs. And one wasn't even a jab. One was a, he referenced her in a rap. The other one, he said, Serena, your husband is a gruee. Yeah, but she's been quiet. Like, she's not doing nothing to you. Yeah, but that's-sur-you-serina, your husband is a groupie. Hey, homie, you got hundreds of millions of dollars.

Send somebody to motherfucking Canada. I mean. And Shindig is shot up. You never know where that I'm here. You'll be petty all the time. So why is it wrong when she being petty? Why be petty 10 years later? She's a backup dancer for a one and a half second-

She also was in, she was also mentioned in this song. What's the problem? It looks petty. Like, I think of Serena Williams hired it's highly bigger than next. But guess what? Maybe she's just still petty though. Like, I don't get it. So, so, so real quick.

Go go, go, sir. Why would you still feel away about a guy you dated 10 plus years ago? Who says she still feels away, though? That's just making... But you're stepping on your own point. You just said she's pet. and you just said she can be petty, but now you're telling her who says she still feels slayed.

And no, she just likes the song. I'm just saying, well, she just likes the song. Okay, yeah, yeah, be a part of it. You already mentioned me in it. Sure. She might not have nothing like, not give a fuck about Drake. Listen, I agree. She said, Serena said that all they did was ask her to come out and cripp walk.

Maybe that's what it was. But I mean, she wasn't from Compton already to, like. Yeah, maybe he just wanted her to come out and tripwalk. I don't know. But she wasn't at the pop-up. So maybe because she missed out on that, she's like, damn, I want to. Well, this the second time. time she's done this. She did it at the SPs.

But the SPs, she goes, I learned one thing this year. You don't rap beef with Kendrick Lamont and not like us played and she crippled. No, no, I get that. But what if like, hey, I'm a big Compton person and I really wanted to be there at the pop-up. I didn't get the chance and now this is my chance to decide. Yeah, maybe. Sure. I'm just saying, to me, I would have had her dance to squabble up then. Because when you dance and not like us, it just seems like another jab at Drake. And it's like, hey, bro. Like, Drake is done. So real quick, just with the Serena situation. the way you handle that is you don't take shots back.

You know, you go, it's a shame that he can't just get over this. You know, I wish him well. I hope that he finds closure. I feel like you're over. You got a family. You got kids. You got a husband. You got all this stuff.

Dancing on them like that is just, it feels like you're effective. It feels like you're the one. Yeah. You're giving them too much. Exactly. Don't give him too much. Why are you giving them so much? And so Drake post the picture of him and Serena's agent, which was calling it.

But my point is, why are y'all even changing energy? Like, that shit was 10 years ago, or 12 years ago. Also, if you're going to give somebody energy, it's got to be, like, cripp walking isn't energy. Like, cripp walking isn't a disc. Like, cripp walking isn't like, if you're going to clobber them, clobber them. But just cripp walking and not like us. If I'm Drake, I'm like, she's not over me. Oh, that's what I thought.

That's seriously. That's the male ego. Because if it was a male doing it to a woman, y'all don't have no problem of males mentioning a woman or ex. No, I think Drake can't get over none of the chicks that he's dealt with. I say the same thing all the time. But Wayne's done the same thing too. Wayne ain't over them chicks.

What are we talking about? What are we talking about? Man, it's hard for men to get over women too. Yes. And we always think y'all belong to us. Facts. That's a problem. Don't worry.

And you ain't getting no text like, damn, for real, you're pregnant? Damn. You don't want to say that. You want to say nothing to be patched in the side. You started to say, fuck it. You caught that shit. That's right.

It's a lot of, it's a lot of dudes from your past hitting you up, Taylor. Oh, like, word. Word, you happy now? You happy? You're happy? You're pregnant? You're going to send him a video. You're listening with the dude?

You getting married? Wow. How many, tell you tell you, just whisper, whisper. How many? How many. It's a lot of fans that's really upset. I'm not, no, fuck the fans. I'm talking about the niggins.

I'm talking about the freaky-ass niggins you used to deal with. That's what I'm talking about. How many, how many back in the day? How many? Come on. A couple hit you up like hurt, like. But it was. I know Ampton hit you up.

This guy is great. But that's my point. Diabolical. I know. That's my point. That's my point. That's my point. That's my point. And you know why Drake mentioned her and said, Serena, your husband is a groupie? Because he ain't over her and he don't like to see her happy either. So he's throwing a shot at her beautiful marriage with her kids. Even though it's a marriage Dr. Umar doesn't approve of. He's still throwing shots because he doesn't want to see her happy. You never want to see a girl you still like happy. That's all. That's weird. Why? I don't know. I've never had that problem.

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Yes, sir, yes, sir. After a few weeks. Yeah, I know. We're coming up right now. So it just got announced today. I'm very excited about it. We're watching as a family, Marks 4. Yes, thank you.

And go right now. Go to Netflix right now and just hit that Remind Me button. You're going to win it, Emmy. I appreciate that, man. At first, I was saying, you know, you're going to win an Emmy unless, you know, liberals hate. But I think we're past that. I think people are like, I think people are just paying attention to art. I think people are leaving their, and I could be completely wrong.

I think people are leaving their political biases to the side for when it comes to entertainment and art and stuff like that. And they're just taking things in. Plus, I just think this is undeniable. Thank you, man. I think the light, I mean, I've seen the special twice. I saw it in Atlantic City. I saw it at the Garden. I just think it's undeniable.

Thank you, man. I really, really do. I just think it's an undeniable stand-up special. I would be honest with you, man. It's going to sound crazy. I don't know if I've ever seen a stand-up comedian be that vulnerable. And I've watched a lot of stand-up comedy in my life. I don't think I've seen a stand-up comedian be that vulnerable.

Like the last time I can remember seeing a stand-up comic be that vulnerable, me was probably... Richard Rock. Not even Chris Rock. Richard Pryor. I was going to say Richard Pryor. When Richard was talking about smoking crack,

and getting set on fire and shit like that. You know what I mean? Like, and his grandma being a, was he a madam? Yeah. Yeah. And him, he hooked up with a guy or... Maybe.

You know what I mean? Like, I... Maybe was that live at Sunset's script? I think so. Yeah. Yeah, I've never seen a comedian be that vulnerable, especially, and I've never seen a comedian touch on that particular topic that you touched on.

Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, I don't see how it doesn't want it in me. I'm excited and I hope you're right. You're nervous? You're right. Yeah, I think you always get, I think it's more anxious. It's like you're about to submit something that you worked incredibly hard on for, you know, public approval or disproval, whatever it is.

And there's really nothing you can do about it once you put it out. So you don't have any control of it. There's nothing. It's just like, you know, you hope people like it. And so, yeah, there's always, yeah, a lot of anxiety comes with that for sure. You just got to remind yourself, it's like, yo, I've toured this around the world and people love it and it's great. Yeah. But when you're editing, you watch it so many times where you're just like, what the hell am I watching?

What the fuck am I doing? So it's, yeah, this is always part of the process. Did you cry after you edited it? Did you watch it? No, I haven't. I haven't, like, there are parts I get, like, emotional about. Yeah. There's obviously there's a part in it that that's pretty emotional.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, reliving that. Yeah. I'm excited for people to see that. I am too. I am too. I'm excited to see how it's presented to the world. I really am.

Tamika Mallory book, I live to tell the story. A memoir of Love, Legacy and Resilience, came out this week. Let's go. The latest release on my book in print, Black Privilege Publishing, came out February 11th, man.

Yes, a salute to Tamika. If you love State of Emergency, this book is not about that. This book is about her life. and it's her memoir and you get to see how Tamika became to be who Tamika Mallory is. So make sure you go pick that up. Anita Copax, the win on her tongue, that's also out right now.

Those are the first two books that we put out this year. It's interesting because my book imprint is on this fifth year. And when we launched in 2020, the first two books we put out was Tamika Mallory and Anita Copax. But it was backwards. It was Tamika first with State of Emergency and then Anita Copax with shallow waters. This year, it's Tamika.

Malory first. No, Anita Copax was first with the win on her tongue. Now to Mika Mallory, I live to tell the story. I got, I'm announcing another one next week. Who you got? Can't say, but it's, it's a dozy. It's a dozy. It's a dozy. It's a dozy, guys. Okay. What else we got, Taylor? Positively brilliant. When's your next book coming out? I'm actually working on it. I know. I remember you saying. Yeah, I didn't, I didn't think I was going, I mean, I just came out with Get On Us and Die Why Small Talk Sucks. That came out of last year. The paperback actually, will be out, uh, April, April or March. Okay.

I don't remember. He's getting money, guys. Yeah, the paperback will be out April or March. I think it'll be out April for us, the paperback. When they print the paper bag, he's getting money. All my books are in paperback. What does that mean for people who don't know? It's just a...

This means that the hard cover sells a lot, and paperback is another way to sell the book. I got a new cover for the paperback, too. The paperback I'm actually on the cover this time. But paperback is essentially like a sign of successful book, right? They wouldn't print it in paper. For the most part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I imagine?

Yeah, for the most part. Yeah. What do you think, Chris? Yeah, why? What is the distinction between the two? In my experience, yeah, I think a book has to sell pretty poorly not to come out on paperback. Right. But I've never really thought about the distinction.

The only thing I know is you can get it in jails once it's on paperback. On it on paperback, you can get in jail. That's all I know. You know what I don't know about what it means. But, I mean, they do stagger it for a reason, though, right? because it's not like they put out, you don't put out the hardcover and the paperback all that one time.

Like my hardcover came out a year ago. Hardcover came out last May. And the paperback's coming out, you know, April, April or March. March or April, one of the two. But go pre-order it now, get on us the dial-line why Small Talk sucks. What else we got, Taylor, gang?

What did that mean ran out of peepee? You want to go to that first? Yeah, all the, uh... What does ran out of pee pee mean? Ocho Cinco. Oh. Describing what happened with... Did he really get penis surgery?

Yeah, that's why I never got hurt. It's not nasty. It's very nasty. It's called a home remedy. Home remedy. Home remedy. Home remedy. Home remedy.

Home remedy. Who came a grandma? My grandma told me that. Really? Yeah. Remember, yeah. Other people's urine? That's the only way to get it done.

Wait, what? Listen, that urine, the toxins inside it brings all that swelling out right away in less than in 24 hours. And then you go home and all of that stuff. You warm it up. You put it in the microwave and put it in bed and something like that. You're warming. She never had a problem with that?

No, no, no, because I mean, you're all about, please is your woman, right? Oh, actually, I was focused. You focused at the time. So you were sleeping alone. Yeah, I was sitting a bed alone after putting your feet in urine. It might have been two or three women at that time. Oh, he puts his feet in.

I thought he was drinking. You know, I was doing amateur porn, too, as a side hustle. Oh, my God. You know that? No, I did not know that. Yeah, when I was playing. And even if I did know what I wouldn't tell on you like that, I wouldn't want to do it. This is about to be married.

I know, but I have a pass. We are a past. That's a very promiscuous pass. It's not promiscuous. Not promiscuous. How the hell is engaging in porn not promiscuous? What else am I supposed to perfect my craft? So what is this about?

He puts his feet and pee to get the toxic about it. So you engaged. I thought it was something about his penis. To perfect your craft. It was amateur. Amateur. Yeah. Amateur.

Can I tell you why that happened? Please, feel free. Small story. I was in high school at the time. Oh, Lord. And I was losing my virginity. So we had engaged in horizontal activity. Yes.

Not vertical? No, it was horizontal. Okay. Matter of fact, it was vertical. Ah, go ahead. Keep going. And she got to the point where we were in action, and she said, in my ear, go deeper. Stay with me now.

And what hurt me is I was already all the way in. So I had ran out of pee pee. Oh. And that. is what caused me to get into amateur porn so I could perfect my craft in the pelvic area, so I would never have to hear that again.

You do understand the cameras are rolling? Yeah, I... You understand? I mean, do you really, really want people to know? See, that's the problem with being a guy. I can edit it out. No, no. I don't even know if Ocho's telling the truth here.

But the problem with being a guy is, you know, the dick you got is the dick you got. Like I was talking to one of my homegirls yesterday, she's talking about getting the BB up because she wants more ass. Guys can't do that. Yeah. I can't go get more dick.

Yes, you can. Yeah, if I'm gay and wanted up to ass, but not for me to actually have, for my personal benefit to use what I want to. I thought you do want to get a dick and larger me. Where? I don't know if they figured that out yet. There's no DDLs.

Yeah. No. Listen, the social media is... D.L? Yeah, what was the second T? I'm still trying to figure it out. Django Dickliff? Dick. And more dick.

You want dick, dick, dick? Dick, tick. Dick, Dick. Yeah, that's what you want. Dick, Dick. That's what you're going for. You're going for double the dick. He's thick, thick, dick, and dick, tick, tick.

Listen, Serena Williams. Social media is bringing Serena Williams personal life into her performance. Cryptwalk for the coach and then went home to this guy. Nah, let me see that. That's on World Star. I'm trying to tell y'all, man. Listen, you're going to, if you have a white spouse

as a black person. Now, this has got to be Photoshop. If you have a black spouse. If you have a white spouse as a black person, you always got to be very careful about how pro-black and for the culture you decide to get. Because there's always going to be the internet to bring you back to reality. This is Photoshop. Listen to me.

I don't know if it's Photoshop or not. And this ain't even just about Serena. This is just for every single black person out there who has a white significant other. You always got to think in your mind how pro-black and how for the culture you can get. Because when you start talking to all of that, the white man is the devil and, you know, you being oppressed. They're going to remind you that you're putting your lips on the oppressive penis. Okay? You can't be that much of a, you know, critic of a white man when you're married one.

And I'm not, I'm just talking about in general. This goes for the black guys, too. A lot of you pro-black guys. You like to sleep white. Okay? you like to sleep white and you wonder why Dr. Umar be putting that camera on and going solo and giving you isolation for 15 minutes. Black queens forever, snow bunnies never.

I said black queens forever snow bunnies never. I said black queens forever snow bunnies never. Okay. Why is that? Why do you think some of the pro-black guys like to sleep white? It's called, what's the word I'm looking for? It's not projection. It's not a formative?

No, it's overcompensated. Overcompensity. Yeah, it's like when the guys who are gay are homophobic. There you go. And we say that all the time with the homophobic guys. We're like, yo, what are you hiding? What do you how to? And the more you hear a dude out here like black, black, black, black, black women, black women, black women, black women, black women, black women, black women, black women, you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why you're not thinking about that, like Dr. Umar? It's like, people try to get Umar on that? Remember he was at the mall buying a fragrance and they were like, oh, he's after a snowboard. He's after a snow buddy. Like, they've been trying to, but he's true to it. He's true to. He's the goat. Dr. Umar's true to it.

Can I say something? Can I say something from all the nubian white queens out there? Speak to him. Don't hide. Don't hide. That pro-black man that you see go online and do his rants. Yep. And, you know, they're on their platforms and they're doing their rants, you know, about systemic oppression and all this other stuff.

You know the true him. Yeah. Tell us. Expose him. Hey, you're not from the culture. You can't snit. Nobody cares if you sniffed. Okay.

Nobody can expose him, expose them, expose them. Exactly. If he was eating your white ass. What? Do you eat in your white ass? He ate your whole white ass and shitting on your whole culture? That's not possible. God.

That's not possible. You can't shit in his mouth than eight shits on you. Oh, my God. Yo, white queens. White queens. White queens talk to us. I don't even know how you can be a pro-black man that you eat a white girl's vagina.

Talk to me about that. Careful now. What you mean? You're sounding like that. Sound like stupid. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, you're right. Let me real that. Yeah, real, take that.

What I'm saying is you just got to know which level of pro-blackness to go to. Yeah, like if you love white girls on the side, You gotta know that. You gotta know, is it, you know, is it, is it, are you gonna be Harriet Tubman? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Or are you gonna be?

I don't know. I'm trying to try to, I, I don't know. Kendrick's very pro-black? Yeah, but Kendrick ain't like preachy. I'm talking about the freaky ones. Oh, I thought you were giving an example of like some of who. I'm talking about like the super preachy one. Yeah.

Like, for example, if we found out Dr. Umar, that would be hard. It'd be heartbreaking. Like, damn. But there's a lot of people out there that do that, man. It's a lot of people out there that do that. It would be a shame, though. It would be a shame of these girls. Imagine saying protect black women, but you go raw on white women.

Oh, my God. You can't even protect. You can't even protect your girl because you're getting white STD. Your girl's walking around with white gonorrhea. She's like, how do I get the white girl? You can't even. Imagine you go raw and a white girl. Then you go back to your black queen.

Oh, no. That's crazy. You know, that is, that's that's that balla. That's what I'm saying, man. That's what I'm saying, man. Oh. It would be, yeah. Yo.

So white queens, man, speak your truth. Listen to your guy. Don't do you. Speak your truth, white queen. Speak your truth, man. Speak your truth. This shit is getting out of hand, bro. It's getting out of hand.

What else we got, Taylor? Oh, my God. You guys. He's been making a statement. He took off all his tattoos. That's ex-PDD, man. I like the fact he got all his tattoos removed, but go back to that brief shot.

Dick Talk! Now, he's telling. That's my guy. I love Pete. Oh, should I mean? What I'm simply trying to say is, if you have been, if there's been rumors about the size of your meat for years,

you've got to fill those briefs out a little more in the front. Oh, wow. You know what I'm saying? You don't think so? But what if he got a Brazilian wax like you? There's nothing I could care less about than if Pete Davidson got his tattoos removed or if he's enough. Taylor, repeat what you just said. What if he got a Brazilian wax like you?

Well, if his... Oh, you think you started, Trent? What did I do with the penis? Because, listen, listen to me. Because what if what's been going on was... I mean, I've never seen him in briefs before. But what if he has so much of a bush, that's what was filling out the briefs? I don't think that's how that works, Taylor.

I don't know. I don't have a dick. I'm just asking. I don't think that's how that works. All I'm saying is you got to let this. If you want to wear the briefs, man, you got to keep the rumors of that 10-inch sloan going. Why you feel like this night?

This don't make Kanye Matt. You know what I'm saying? Kanye, you know, he called, when I told you all, you called my phone. It's like, my wife is out here fucking a white boy with a 10-inch penis. And you won't help me. Why is this night? Okay, I see the close up.

All right, all right. I might have to take a lot of that back. I didn't see the close up. Your message, it's the white. You think it's the white? Yeah, he has to have gray on. Look, it shows over there trying to act like a fucking man. He over there trying to act like a fucking man.

He also could be a grower. Damn. You don't know, say it. What height do you already got to be at for it to get the 10 inches? What's you mean? Like, where you got to be at flaccid for it to get the 10? Probably at least five. At least five?

I would think. I can see that. I'm just thinking about my own, so I can see that. I can see that. You don't think so? Yeah, yeah, I got two. What else we got, hell again?

That's it. You want to talk more about... Let's do some ask. Yeah, let's pay some bills and do asking idiots. Just pay some... Well, hold on, hold on. Did y'all want to talk about my awareness and the Social Boy Exchange?

I didn't even see what was going on. Talk to the people, man. It's fun talking to the people. Yeah, let's do some ads. Let's do the ad, because we got one more ad, right? I think it's a blue two, right? Yeah. Knock out that blue chute.

That blue chur will get you to 10. That's. Now, do they no longer have a... Blue chiel gets you to 10. That blue chute why tell are pregnant? That is not. He don't need blue chos. You gave him, you told me you gave him one.

No, I did not. You wanted to see what was going on. You told me you wanted to see what was happening. Never says it. look at you. Waddling. Waddleing. Let's do some asking idiots, man. Let's spend some time with the people,

man. Let's spend some time with the people who make this podcast a success, Mike. That's what I'm talking about. Mussie LaGessi says, which philosopher would you remove to prevent a catastrophic school of thought? That don't even make any sense

because the philosophers are the ones that keep people from having catastrophic school of thought. If you're talking to an actual good philosopher, I'm talking about the Marcus Aurelis from Stoicism. Am I pronouncing his name right? Marcus Aurelius. Marcus Aurelius, if you're talking about Socrates,

these are phenomenal philosophers. I feel like what he's trying to get at is Karl Marx. He's like, if you get rid of Karl Marx, you don't have communism, and if you don't have communism, you don't have... Was Carl Marx considered a philosopher, though? Yeah. Really? Yeah.

I mean, I know he had a philosopher. but was he considered an actual full? I'm gonna look that up. Was he considered a philosopher? Yeah, I think so. I think if you're writing probably one of the main one. Really? Yeah, I mean, yeah.

Let's see. Famous philosophers. This is, Socrates, Aristotle, of course, Plato. It's a bunch of money. I don't know most of these people. Who was the name we said just now?

Carl Marx. Let me see. Is Carl Marx considered a philosopher? He's still alive, right? No. Is Carl Marx? considered, let's see, a philosopher.

Let me see. Is Karl Marx considered a philosopher? He didn't live a long life at all. Yeah, he's considered a philosopher in the field of political philosophy, economic theory and historical materialism. Oh, okay. I don't know much about Karl Marx. So he's the one that basically gave Hitler his philosophy, sort of, kind of? No.

No, no, no. He gave him. gave, was it Stalin? The philosophy? Who spread communism throughout Russia? Stalin. Was it Stalin? Yeah. I don't even know if, I don't know if the Nazis were communists.

I think they were, yeah, I think it was just. It says his philosophical roots are deeply tied to German idealism, especially Hegel. Yeah, Hegel, the Hegelian dialectic, I think it's called, is what sprouted. Marx's philosophy. Marxist philosophy sprouted from that. I don't know enough about it, but I... So he doesn't... Yo, you, you'll speak up next time.

Just ask about Carl Marx, bro. Yeah, ask him to. Okay, because I wake up to Marcus Aurelius every fucking day. I love Stoicism. So it's like, you got to speak up, but I like philosophers. Okay, this is a good one. Takea Poppy.

If you can make a superhero in today's world, what abilities or superpowers would you give it? This is good. Hmm. I've always liked Professor Charles Xavier and Gene Gray because they're able to read minds. But then I also like, I like when you got the time stone and you can change events. Like I like, I mean, even though King's not considered a superhero, he's a villain, I like the idea of somebody letting things play out, but then intervening when they need to. to make things go the way they actually need to go

or the way he wants them to go. I think something like that is necessary. I also don't mind Dr. Strange's... Because I would want a combination, right? You want a combination of the mind reading, but you wouldn't necessarily need the mind reading if you had King's ability, you know, to fuck with time.

But I do... I would like to be able to go into the future to see how things play out. What I assume, you know, Like when you're developing superhero characters, right, they can thwart whatever the greatest concern of the time is. You know, so what superheroes developed at a time with the internet?

What superheroes develop at a time with, you know, information is decentralized? Like, what superhero could control trends and narratives? Yeah. Brainiac. What's that? He, like, can control all circuits, electricity. Oh, there's everything.

I was even saying, like, can control information. It'd be tough for young superheroes, though. Can you imagine Robin and Peter Parker with fucking Instagram? Yeah. He got to show off the back cave. You can give up your whole secret identity.

You know what I'm saying? Like, Rob. Low key, Peter Parker was, like, the first, like, selfie thought. Yeah. Because he was doing, like, he was the cameraman for the Daily Buele and he was taking the selfies. Yeah, and he was doing it for himself. Yeah.

And he was doing it for himself. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, he was trying to get Spider-Man pop. That's right. He was doing it. for itself. I agree with you, though.

That's why I said, Kang, anybody who can control events that are going on in the world. Because some of this shit needs to play out. Even when it's bad. It needs to play out for things to get to where they need to be.

So some shit you've got to let happen. Yeah, it's like humans don't move based on prediction. They moved on reaction. That's right. So it's got to get bad for them to be like, all right, we need to do something different. What's that movie with,

no matter what the guy does the same? Butterfly effects. butterfly effect. But he keeps trying to, because whatever the event was is supposed to happen. Yeah. Like there are these nexus events in life that are supposed to happen. So no matter how you try to spin it, no matter how you try to maneuver it,

no matter how you try to make it different, it's supposed to happen. And you can't move forward until you allow it to happen. Yeah. It's a strange to find the one way that it won't happen. Yo, this one is good. Hold on. I saw an ill theory about that. Oh, what?

I saw an ill theory about how that one event happened. But that was also the one event, even though they won that war, that triggers all this other shit that's about to come. Like the Doctor Doom's and even the Kings and all of that shit like that. So, yeah, they may have won the battle. But they didn't win the war. Are you excited for the next wave of Marvel? No.

Fantastic Four look. I'm just not excited because of what they did in the last phase. I'm not saying it's not going to be good. I'm just saying that they didn't make my dick hard. I'm going, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go give them something. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But I don't want to.

But you're reluctant. I'm like, yeah, this shit been trash, yo. You know what I'm saying? Like, but hopefully I go in there pleasantly surprised. You know, Captain America comes out Friday. Yeah. I'm gonna go see Captain America. Great Valentine's Day.

That's why it's a red hope. You know what I mean? And then you fucking turn around. And we see what happens with Fantastic Four. And what Thunderbolts, I think, comes out this year too? Yeah. Well, I think the next wave is starting with Fantastic Four. I don't,

Thunderbolts don't. look good to me at all. Yeah. Like, I'm like, why do we even have this? I don't even know what Thunderbolt is. It's not worth it. Yeah, I'm sorry. If it's not the big ones,

if it's not the big five or whatever. Fantastic Four is a big one. Yeah. But it just hasn't intrigued me. The trailer didn't intrigue me. Yeah. And none of the movie, they've tried to do Fantastic Four a few times.

And none of them really slapped. Nah. So. This one has some problems. What was the trailers they showed for Super Bowl? Did they show any Marvel trailers? They did, but they just repeated the same ones. I'm shocked it into the Super Bowl.

the Superman trailer during the Super Bowl? I think DC did something, but it was just, what's his face sitting in a chair with a dog? It was pretty dumb. What else we got? All right, this one is interesting.

W.K.N. W. Nisha. Oh, W. Nisha. Nice. If Brilliant Idiots was doing a Super Bowl halftime show slash pod, what one topic would you cover? Yeah. Depends who's playing.

Okay. Okay, so give me this last one. Give me this last one. And we have to give a pod for 12 minutes during halftown of Super Bowl. This is fantastic. First of all, you start off. I mean, there's so much to touch. You had Taylor Swift.

Donald Trump was in attendance. Yeah. Kendrick performed at the halftime show. We could have laughed about which. No, no, there's no halftime show. You told us. Yeah, you're at the time. We are the performers.

So this last one. Yeah. Okay. So Taylor Swift, Donald Trump. Travis Kelsey got to get a lot of, a lot of smoke. Patrick Mahomes' wife. Are we just roasting them or are we just talking about it? Is it a performance?

We're just doing a pod. We're just putting. So y'all got to have some dick talk in there, too. Patrick Mahomes' brother was upstairs. He's a wild boy from what I was told. Yeah. You know? Yeah.

And from what we've seen. What do you do? I don't even know what he did. He's like a video of him like, I think, hitting a woman. Really? Yeah. Oh, that'll do it. I'll do it.

Yeah, I mean, I think at the Super Bowl, you got a lot. Especially with this last one, I probably would just give Taylor a lot of smoke. Probably give Taylor a lot of smoke. Probably fuck with Rock Nation, you know. Just on some, like, at some point the NFL got to just come to y'all and say, enough is it? Enough is it? Yeah, we understand the Emmys.

Okay, we understand the high ratings and all that. But God damn. we just get a little bit of whiteness. I mean, we get it. If I would have just broke down the whole Baldoni situation, that would have been the highest viewed hat-tog show ever. No, that shit just getting warmed up. Really?

This shit is crazy. What happened? What's the latest developments this week? I didn't see shit. He did a pod, but he didn't really talk about it, but he did a pod. But yeah, it's like- What the fucking podding right now at a time like this? I hate people like that.

Well, he didn't talk about it. But that's my point. What the fuck? You shouldn't say nothing. If you're not going to come here to pot about what the fuck we want to talk about. Don't say shit. Amen. What is he even there to talk about?

I mean, he's still got to save his image because they're trying to bury him. He's fighting. I don't know. When we talk about at the Super Bowl halftime show, that would be kind of interesting. Shit, if y'all talk about giving Shane Gillis five minutes, y'all can give the idiot's goddamn three. Three minutes. That's all we need is three, baby. That's all we need is three.

Really short. You said what? Short. Jolie. Why? Go, what else we got, Taylor? I don't. Anything else.

Wait a minute. It's a lifetime. What else we got, Taylor? Keep going. One more. Come on. Give me some deep shit, man. Give me some shit that nobody asking us.

Okay, see, now this is a brilliant idiotous question. Rex de Shawshot. Would you rather lose your eyesight or your penis? Woo. Wow. Wow. Think about, if you lose your eyesight, think about how much more enjoyable using your penis would be. I think about my Stevie Wonder.

All his kids he got. But you know what I mean? Like, every girl can just be the most beautiful girl that you imagine if you're blind. How are you going to do comedy? Like, it's very difficult. I think it's hard. I think it would be harder to not do comedy. I think it would be harder to do comedy without a dick.

Yeah, I agree. 100%. I can't lose my dick. This ball your ego at. Like, you know. You know what the same? You got stupid. You imagine a comedian, imagine you going out to do a show and somebody goes like, hey,

do I really like you? You got balls. Yeah. No, you know, you know what I'm saying? You know in your mind you ain't got nothing down. There's women that do comedy. Exactly. That might be the problem.

Yeah. You know what I'm waiting a little slow on it. I was just going on it. I was like, there's no need for me to say it. I know it's coming. But you was low and a little slow. You're a little slow. I'm a girl dead.

Maybe you didn't want to be a girl dead. I think women are funny, but I've heard him over the youth. This guy. What do you mean? So why you do it? What do you mean? I think there's plenty of hilarious women. Hilarious.

I just told y'all about when a couple weeks ago, when I went to go. You see how he'd be doing it? That's crazy. Everybody has a role to play on this podcast. This shows his lane. Let him own that. I don't step on that. All right.

Jonathan William Rosario says, can Drake do anything at this point to overcome his huge loss to Kendrick? No, and he needs to stop trying. And the more he tries, the more worse it gets for him. And it's going to be very interesting. I don't know if this party Drake album

that they put out on OVO sound is the official release, but from what I was told, he is not going to be able to put out music on screaming platforms until this lawsuit is up. But it's going to be very interesting to watch Drake

throughout this whole situation because we've never seen him without his superpower. We've never seen his superpowers be neutralizing. By superpowers, I mean the favors from the label, the favors from the streaming services,

the favors from radio. We've never seen Drake without his superpower. So now we're about to see what the emperor looks like with no clothes. Oh, you know, things that he's sacrificing him. But if he's successful, What do you say?

If he's successful, then salute to you. But now he's really about to see what type of strength he got. You know what I'm saying? Because I'm telling you right now, Drake, Tusi Slide was not going number one if you didn't have those superpowers behind you. Okay? Slime Me Out was not going number one if you didn't have those superpowers behind you. And everybody at your label knows it.

And everybody at these, uh, screaming these platforms like Spotify and Apple know it. They know what they've done for you. But clearly you don't know what they've done for you. So now they're about to show you. So why is no one in his ear going, yo, we're getting a lot of love. Why don't you just fucking shut up about that?

If there's a guy walking around Australia right now with cowboy rain boots, yellow biker shorts, a beanie on, and a t-shirt that says, wait a you see my dick and the arrows pointing at his mouth. What the fuck can you tell him? What the fuck can you tell that human? You know, someone got to Photoshop that shirt like that. That's hilarious.

It's already like that. It was. Yeah. I must have saw the Photoshop one. I must have saw the Photoshop. Y'all, I saw the one when it was the arrow pointed up to his mouth and said, wait, do you see my dick?

I was like, damn, what the fuck does that even mean? Y'all can pick out all this symbolism for Kendrick, but not when Drake does shit like that. What does that mean when it says, wait do you see my dick and an arrow is pointing to the mouth? He's been doing yoga or something. Yeah, damn. Look at this.

What can you tell you? A fellow person that's walking around Australia like this, bro. Why would he listen to you? Hold on. Well, I was just showing that he was getting teased. Why would you go to Drake's concert to say they not like her? They're not like us. I've never seen no shit like this.

I'm going to be totally with you, man. This is brutal. This is bullying at this point, yo. I've never seen anything like this. Have you ever seen anything like this in any field? I don't know, because the images I see from the shows look fire. So it's hard Why would you pay a ticket to go to his show to say

Oh, Australians are wild Come on, come on, come on, come on. Look at this outfit. Yeah, the outfit is this man going to ever listen to you? This guy's got on cowboy rain boots. He's acting like Kanye. With yellow basketball shorts or something. Oh, the t-shirt at his point in this. He is that.

But why would you say, like, to me, that's like... This is very Kanye. That's Kanye? He's asking like... It's controlled a narrative, like have people talking. Have people... Kaine would do something like this. No, he wouldn't.

Yes, he would. I'm, be honest with you. Kanye, I don't even... I don't even... I don't even... Like, all the way. Like, he's just... He's a ridiculous human being.

Like, he... The best thing you could do for Kanye West at this point is just ignore. He don't deserve no attention, no nothing, like, at all. Let's do one more tail in. Get the fuck up out of here. What we got?

Chris's head is in the way. Ooh. Oh, wow. Man, which one of these you want? Goets, pick one. Hmm. What's the weirdest thing you believed growing up? Man, there's shit I believe growing up that I still believe now.

That's weird. Like, I don't walk under ladders. That's a few superstitious. Yeah, I'm superstitious. Even though I know it's bullshit, I'm like, it's so easy for me to walk around the ladder. Do you split poles? What's that mean? Right.

Don't tell me because I don't want a new thing that... What's this in? Once I'm saying, I can't get it out, and now I'm splitting poles for the rest of my life. Don't even tell me what it is. I don't even want to know what it is. Don't do it. Holding your breath to the graveyard.

I'm too OCD. I've never heard that one. When you pass by, you're supposed to hold your home. Why? New York or two long for that. That one in Queens is like three miles. I used to ride my bike past the graveyard every day because it was on the way to my boy,

Jarre's house, God bless it dead on Old Wife's Borough. I didn't hold my breath. I fucking started brief. even harder to get run past that motherfucker on the bike. That's why the spirits got in you and that's why you had spirits dancing on you while you sleeping a shit. No. No.

Yeah. That's how happened. That was fucking the ghost of fucking pedophiles. That's all that was. What the heck? The heck. The weirdest thing you believe growing up. You believe everything, bro.

What's the normal? What's a normal? Why don't we ask that question? What's a regular thing you believe? I can bring underwater. All that shit. Everything that I thought I believed when I was young turned out to be true. I almost turned into a werewolf.

That shit really happened. almost that shit really happened it's got it nothing we got the episode did it got it got it everything happened

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I think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit you're right too it's a brilliant idiot's podcast thank you for listening