The Brilliant Idiots - The Brilliance of Idiocracy

Episode Date: October 25, 2024

This week Charlamagne tha God and Andrew Schulz discuss their evolution as podcasters, their influence on political discourse, and the complexities of border security. They explore the intersection of comedy and politics, particularly in relation to their interviews with political figures like Kamala Harris. The conversation delves into the role of hope and change in American identity, the challenges of public perception, and the importance of accountability in political narratives. They discuss the humor and rhetoric used by politicians, particularly Trump, and the challenges faced by liberal voices in conservative media. The conversation also touches on the intersection of comedy and politics, highlighting the backlash against comedians for their political commentary. They delve into the implications of AI and robotics, political satire surrounding Trump and Kamala, and the importance of voter demographics. Chapters 00:00 Introduction  03:08 Influence and Political Commentary 06:04 Border Security and Political Accountability 09:03 Comedy, Politics, and Public Perception 11:50 Interview Dynamics and Political Discourse 15:13 Transgender Issues and Political Narratives 17:49 Hope, Change, and American Identity 21:04 The Role of Comedy in Political Conversations 23:57 Kamala Harris and Political Strategy 26:50 Final Thoughts on Political Engagement 35:10 Political Wins and Border Policies 39:00 Media Perspectives and Political Authenticity 41:24 The Role of Liberal Voices in Conservative Media 46:43 Trump's Humor and Political Rhetoric 51:01 The Nature of Political Discourse 57:12 Comedy, Censorship, and Political Backlash 01:09:15 Glorilla’s Impact and Taylor Swift's Miami Show 01:11:29 Pastor's Controversial Advice on Abstinence 01:13:50 The Humor in Sexual Experiences and Relationships 01:16:32 The Future of AI and Robotics 01:22:35 Tribute to Liam Payne and One Direction's Legacy 01:30:31 Exploring Personal Growth and Self-Understanding 01:39:20 The Complexity of Public Perception and Identity ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Alice Randall "My Black Country" Out Now! https://a.co/d/1VTFp9i Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare TaylorMade-It Production Contact: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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to save 10% off your first purchase of a website of domain. Let's start the show. Hesekiah Walker. What's up, my boy? We've come a long way, man. Bro. Remember, I remember, you know, being on Instagram and, you know, seeing people talk about you wearing the same pair kicks every episode, man.

I had two pairs, bro. I had two pairs of yours. And, you know, I remember you telling that person to get off you, man. So when I get packages like this. Oh, wow. When I get packages like this. First of all, look at the front of the box. What's the number say on the front?

Oh, right. You see the little plaque? the front, what's your say? Right here. Right here. What does the plaque say? What's that state? What number is that?

That says. 25. Wow. 25 of 36. Oh, wow. Mine says 24 of 36, I believe. Wow. Yes, 24. 36.

Somebody sent me a DM. They was like, yo, what's you and Shotsie? Shoe size? You want to send you something. And it came in this nice Wu-Tang box. Okay, Dwayne, you should be playing. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with right now.

Honey, too. It's got this nice Wu-Tang forever, whatever this is, signed by Riza. And then it's got the Wu-Tang Dunks, baby. Oh, wow. The Wu-Tang Dunk, okay? Wow. 36 of these were made, and you got a pair of shows. Not, not, not.

How far have you come from being clowns? Yeah. But not having to fly shoe game to them wanting to send you a pair of these. and only 36 of them were made. And some Staten Island honey. Wouldn't eat that might make you retarded. But other than that, other than that, okay? Wu-Tan dunks, all right?

Shout out to Riza. The whole Wu-Tang Clan, Nike, everybody that made these dunks, we appreciate it. Yeah, shout out to y'all, dude. By the way, these are worth like $1,200 right now. No way? Yes, right now.

All right, well, thank you. This feels like a promo. It's not a promo. It's not a promo. This is authentic. I am an attitude. I am an influencer. I am an influence.

Yo, speaking of influence, we have come a long way. Man, we've come a long way. We have come a long way from, you know, just a little podcast when we talk shit, you know, call each other gay. Now we're the two greatest political pundits walking the face of the earth. I mean, it's kind of crazy. We just out here swaying elections. You know what I mean? We just out of swaying elections.

Greatest political pundits walking the face of the earth right here on Burying the podcast. Who would have a thought? Who would have thought that we would have decided the presidential election? All of my fellow brilliant idiots, who would have thunk it? Shit. Who would have thunk? Definitely not Taylor's hating ass. She didn't know that we had that kind of motion.

You didn't know that we had that kind of motion we could sway political elections? No, that shit is kind of crazy. I was reading the article yesterday. And the article said, what was the headline of the article? What was like, what is flagrant and why it might have got Trump elected? I think it was on Bolter or someplace else. It was some place, right? But then it's like people say the same thing.

They're like, yo, you know, you might have, Shalaman, you know, you had a good, great conversation with Kamala. You know, we hope that's ways boldest. I don't fucking know, bro. I'm just here doing my job. I feel like you're just here doing your job. How could you not talk to the president? Like, I don't get it.

Like, of course you got to talk to Kamala. She's the vice president of the United States of America. Yeah, but. I think in depth threats all week, though. Yeah. What was the best? Welcome to the crap. What was the best one?

The best one was from this Latino guy. What did he say? The email was crazy. It was like he's going to cut my throat and all of this and that. And they actually did trace his email back because that was like, well, they traced his email back. They got his picture and everything else. And the first thing I saw when I saw him, I was like, build the wall.

Tomola's border almost got you. It's a five-partisan border. Like, everybody has to take credit from the border. I don't even know what that means. It means that the border. This guy's a real pun to now. It means that the border. I'm trying to talk so smart on brilliant idiots, bro.

It means that the border has been fucked up under every administration, and it's going to take both parties to fix it. Yeah, but why? They got to just, they just got to be like, yo, we fucked up with the border. Why won't she just say that? Because I listened to the whole thing you did with her.

I agree. She's never been better than when she's with you. I wish that you just asked her every single question. You keep it light, you keep it funny, but you also give her pushback on things you care about. And she had these, like, listen, she's boring because she's just talking, like, policy. She's not trying to, like, be entertaining and fun.

It's boring, but you go through it. You're like, oh, shit, she knows shit. This is good. But then she got to the border question. She's like, yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with the border, basically. And it's like, well, she didn't say that. She just kept pushing up. She kept going back to the point that we have to come together to fix the border.

We had a bipartisan bill that Democrats and Republicans had agreed upon, but Donald Trump told the Republicans not to do it because if you do it, it's going to give Biden a political win. Wait till I get back. So executive order the border. But that's not going to keep it. That's not, they've been doing it. You're getting death threats, bro.

Because they won't keep the border close. What I'm saying is executive order that shit. Executive order it. I already see the headline right now. Whatever Sholabay says is on Fox News. Oh, God. 30 seconds. I'm in a Trump ad.

Right now, no, right now. I don't know fucking Trump ad. Right now we got to say what's up to our listener at Fox News. Because you know Fox put one guy on brilliant idiots. He got to wait for Charleney's quote. No, no, no, they look... Give him something juicy. No, that's a lot of them over there.

I mean, listen to add. Build the wall. Kamala, build the wall. Jamaicans are hard workers. Build the wall. You know what build the wall just means? Build the wall just means we want border security. Who doesn't want border security?

Talk that shit. Everybody wants border security. Talk that shit. Republicans want it. Everybody wants the same thing. They just want people to be coming from country. They want to be... That's it.

Oh. Maga! What time about? This is MAGA country, baby. But this is... They're all saying the same thing. It's like MAGA. This is not MAGA.

Order security is not MAGA. What? What happens if you take the W turn it upside down? Maga Tang Clan! We are MAGATang Clan right now. What if them shit is... Break them, Fox! Do you think, because of your boy, Trump, right?

Who's my boy? My boy is Tim Walsh's little ass I like that little fucker, bro. Shout out of Tim Walz. He's repositioned the stereotype

of what you just said. Wait, because of Trump he's repositioned the stereotype of what I just said. Yeah, because there used to be another group that used to get accused of that.

Oh, I figured that joke out, by the way. I did that shit in Cincinnati. You ripped? Yeah, that shit goes. That's due my heart. You should pull the chat? Not yet.

You'll see it. I just had to flip it. I just had to flip it. I just had to flip it. I was starting. What you mean? I just had to flip it. By the time this, it'll probably be out by the time this comes out.

What did you mean you had to flip it? So, like, I was starting with the cats and dogs and eating the cats and dogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I started with that and then I was trying to prove it after the fact. So with this, the way I did is I did the reverse. I was like, I was on a flight over here, a guy from Cleveland, you're a big Browns fan. I didn't even know the Browns were the mascot was a dog. Yeah, absolutely.

And they were like, yeah, dog palpillar. Yeah, dogs. And then now we're in Cincinnati. obviously Bengals, right? So the tiger, a cat, you know, so dogs and cats, you know. Well, that's why the Haitians came to Ohio. And I go, I go, you guys were luring them here.

So it's like saving. Saq Paset. San Pazet. Haitian. Yo, shout out Haitian. Oh, my God. Haitian's one of the best MAGA communities out there, bro, actually. Maga?

What you mean? Of course, MAGA. Well, make America green. Greal again? Creel. No, Greal. They eat Greal. Yeah.

Oh, really? Yeah. Then that was good. Yeah, that was good. I thought it was bad, but then it would turn out to be really good. If I pronounced it right, yeah, that was fire. Shout out to the Haitians, man. Yeah, shout out of Haitians, bro.

Yeah, but we got to be careful because we are the two greatest political opponents. Anything they walk in the face of the earth today. I'm in a Trump ad, anti-trans, Trump ad. That was fire. The day that you interviewed. I didn't interview nobody. Kamala, the day you interviewed Kamala. Oh, yeah, the day before.

He started running it. They started running it. The day before, yeah, yeah. They know what they're doing? Matter of fact, I think he might have started running it that weekend. No, I thought it was the day of. It was Monday, you're right. It was Monday.

Genius. They started running it on Monday. And it's crazy because we didn't give him permission to do that. You know? So it's like, and we sent them a cease to assist. They don't give a fuck. What is that? What?

What? What? What? What? You need secret service checking your water. She got you. Didn't tell her was Haitian, did you? What?

She's getting you the fuck out of here now. That's right. You thought that was a funny joke? What was that? You thought that was a funny joke. Yo, my bad. My bad, Haitians. Sape was crazy.

That was crazy what you just put in that photo. You know, Donald Trump's America would never let that hide. They would never let the water Donald Trump don't care about clean water. He already said that. He got Robert F. Kennedy Jr. there to clean up on the water.

Yeah, what's up with him and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.? I thought he was talking shit about Robert F. They were talking shit, but now they're boys, bro. It's like Marvel. Trump is a wild boy, man. All I know is that he's using us without permission. We sent the, you know, a cease and desist. Really?

He don't give a fuck. No. When did Trump care about the goddamn law and doing things the right way? Kamala used me without asking my permission. But she didn't put you on TV. She did. It's not a campaign ad. She did.

Difference. It's not a campaign. It's not a campaign. She used me. No, she used to me. Can we talk about that for a second? How much you get paid? Yeah, yeah.

I said, as a joke, I was like, they used me, but they licensed it. So they had to give me 50 grand. And then on the pod, they're like, what did you do with it? And I was like, I donated to Donald J. Trump, right? Did they license you? They did for real? No. No.

But listen, this is how desperate people are for headlines. The next day, there's a headline. to an article, Kamla campaign pays comedian Andrew Schultz $50,000. That's why we can't just say shit. This is why I never ever wanted brilliant idiots to be anything but us. I live in the only niche.

I told you this. I told you this 11 years ago. Why couldn't this just be our little honeycomb hideout? We had our few million listeners listening every month. Still due for 11, 12 years, however long it's been.

Now, you're bringing all of these people in misconstruing us. They misconstruing us. We miss construe and they're just construing. We say shit that don't make no sense that we don't care about. Yes, but what's construing me? I don't know. I never used that word.

I never used it without the misinformed. Oh, but that's all I'm saying. Seems like this is some conspiracy. Just say shit. Yes. It's called the brilliant idiots. Yes. Why did y'all run with that as a headline?

That's why we got to give a more. more headlines. Just fuck it. Just fuck it. I'm voting for Kamala. Fuck it. Now you say your part. I'm voting for Kamala. I'm voting for Kamala. Dude, let's go, baby. That's what I'm talking about. Damn. Imagine that.

I'm going to tell you clip it, put it out. You think you wouldn't? Say it. You think they wouldn't? Oh, they come. Of course. That shit is so crazy, man. And it's so fucking annoying. Because the crazy part about that commercial. And by the way, we talked about it here.

And we broke it down. I was like, yo, the commercial is an effective commercial. And all I did was repeat what the commercial said. What did you say? Because she wanted to pay to chop off Cox in prison or whatever, right? I'm not saying it no more because I don't want to be used in an ad. But I was just repeating what the ad said. The crazy part of that we talked about it last time we were here on brilliant news a couple weeks ago.

Her answer, pull it up from Fox News is exactly the right answer. It's the law. And guess who else it was the law under? Donald Trump. The only thing Donald Trump added to the law was the word necessary. So if you're an inmate in prison and you have to have a surgery, you get the surgery. I will follow the law. And it's a law that Donald Trump actually followed.

You're probably familiar with now it's a public report that under Donald Trump's administration, these surgeries were available to on a medical necessity basis to people in the federal prison system. And I think, frankly, that ad from the Trump campaign is a little bit of, like, throwing, you know, stones when you're living in a glasshouse. Only thing Donald Trump added was the word necessary to them. Yeah, but is, is trans surgery necessary? Like, getting your cockshot? It's not just that, though. It's like hair transplants or fucking... That's not necessary, a hair transplant? I don't fucking know. We're giving Turkish hairlines to prisoners? I have no. That's crazy. Hold on. I looked at all people free. Actually, when I was reading

the article about Trump, it explained it all in there. Hold on. You guys are crazy. Do you want to play that ad? No, don't play that ad. Play that one way to talk about chopping them cocks off. Don't play the ad. I want 50 grand like shows got. You got to, you know, set your price, bro. I actually want more. Set your price. He owes me a lot. So what happens with that? You sent the cease and says they're still running the ad now.

Nothing. That's it. The motherfucking thing happened. Take it to court. Go to court with the president. Under Trump, U.S. prisons offer gender-affirming care. The Trump administration's approach is notable in light of a campaign ad that slans Vice President of Kamala Harris was supporting taxpayer-funded transgender surgeries for prisoners

and migrants. Trump did the same thing. Only thing Trump added was the word necessary. But let me find out Trump is rainbow gang too. It's not even that. It's just the law. Yeah, but necessary is a big thing. Transgender offenders may require individual counseling and emotional support. Medical care may include farmers, pharmaceutical interventions, cross-gender hormone therapy, hair removal and surgery, if individualized assessment indicates surgical intervention is applicable. By the way, it was under Obama, too, the statement and part reflected guidelines that officials in the Obama administration release.

It's the law. So it's like, there's the thing I love about politics. I don't think we need to do surgeries on them. I think you can maintain their hormone treatments. We're like, you should maintain someone's, you know, fucking, if they're taking a statin for their heart or whatever while they're in prison. but you don't have to chop off their cocks because they feel like they want to be a woman.

I don't know if that's what they're doing. Well, then don't do it. Based off, yeah, based off reading this article, I don't think, I don't know if, I don't get that that else we're doing. Like, even it says that the most significant change the Trump administration made in the treatment guidelines after it took over was the addition of the word necessary,

which created a higher but not insurmountable barrier to federally funded surgeries. Hmm. I don't know. I don't know, to be honest with you. I don't know what the fuck not of this shit. I like that word. What?

Necessary. I think so, too. Because it makes it... No, I do. I do like the word necessary because you really have to, you know, study the situation

and examine the situation and make sure that it's necessary. Exactly. Right? I don't have a problem with it. I remember what Jada K said? Jada K said, I knew people who used to go to prison

just to get their teeth fix. Ooh! You know what I'm saying? Now you got people go to prison just to get their dick snipped. Damn. You know what I'm saying? Damn.

Bro. Do you got, but like, what are your choices of vaginas? Like, is it some government-issued vagina? The government-cheezed vagina would be crazy. That's the thing. Like, I don't know if you want that one. The vagina that come in the white box. Oh, no.

Just a generic-ass vagina. You can't even choose the color. This one color. They don't even got no pink on this. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Inside and out is the same. That's crazy.

That is just fucking crazy. Oh, my God. Yeah, you don't want to think. The government cheese vagina, Taylor? The government cheese vagina. Come on. Being crazy. Wouldn't that be crazy?

Why do you got that face? Like, you're not grossed out too. Because you're making it seem like it comes in a box. Yeah, what else is it going to come in? Don't they, like, cut the dick and, like, turn it into a vagina? The surgery. I don't know how they didn't do it. I heard they just add water.

Whip that shit up. No, they have to. Because technically, technically, you're all, like. Baking soda! I'm not going to explain it. I'm going to let y'all go. Listen, first of all,

you don't have to explain anything to the two greatest political pundits walking his face of the... How do you feel being in the room with us right now? The exact is crazy. We speak to presidents. We speak to presidents and we get to talk to you.

Like, how do you feel about that? I enjoy... You know what's so funny? I enjoy... reading articles. There was a good article

that Vulture wrote and it talked about you and Theo Vonn's approaches to Trump.

Oh, I don't see it. Oh, no, that was good it was a good article. Because, you know, it's just, I guess they

call all the all the bro podcast. Yeah, I think that's their pejorative for having a male family.

Yeah, I don't, I don't think that's a fair assessment. But it's just, it was, I mean, it is,

it is like mostly male listeners, but I think they use the term bro to like be a little bit

to undermine the audience a little bit. Like it's it's like their version of calling like your fan base ghetto. Yeah, urban, urban, no urban. No, but ghetto. Ghetto, yeah, yeah, yeah. Urban or calling black is fine. But if you want to be like, hey, they're only this class or only this version. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we got to take

back bro. You know, bro, you know, bro is fine. I don't have a problem with that. You know, but I was, I was interested in what I saw like different articles because you talked about this last week. And then when I heard the podcast for myself and then I was reading the different articles, it started to make sense to me. You really do have people that will watch one thing and come to

two different conclusions about it. And neither one of them is wrong. Because it's literally just based on perception. And that's what art is. Like, whether you believe it or not, these conversations that we have are a form of art. So once you put this art out, people watch the art and it's no longer yours.

The only thing that matters is your intention. So if you believe Charlemagne is a Democratic show, you watch the interview. That's all you see. That's what you're going to see. If you believe Schultz's MAGA, you watch the interview, that's what you're going to believe. But the thing people I like are the people who don't know us really at all. And so then you're looking and it's like, I see things comedian laughs in Donald Trump's face. Andrew Schultz, the comedian, that embarrassed Donald Trump.

I know that wasn't your intention. Yeah. You were just sitting there having a conversation. I know Andrew. So in my mind, I'm like, Andrew, Akash, they want the joke. They're going for the laugh. They're going for the humor. All they're looking for is the funny.

And Trump is going to give you the funny. Yeah. So when you're laughing, you're not trying to embarrass him. That was the craziest. You thought it was funny. That's the craziest thing about the interview is that, like, somehow both sides loved it. And they lauded me as like this hero. The left was like, he's embarrassed.

He's laughing right at Trump. And the right was like, finally, he's somebody who's humanizing Trump or whatever. My, my, this was my take on the interview. Like, one, I've never been a gotcha guy. Like, I think the gotcha shit is, is, like, narcissistic. I go in there and I try to get him. My base pat's my back. But then nothing changes.

He doesn't think about policy differently. He doesn't think about the things that I actually care about. It's just for me to get patted on the back and people go, yeah, you held him to the fire. The world doesn't change. culture doesn't change. Yeah. Yeah. The way I approached it was this.

There are, what are the things that I really care about in this election? And there were three. Protecting IVF. Obviously, that's how we were able to have a child.

So I don't want the Roe v. Wade thing to affect IVF and it has a certain place. Can I say one thing about that? I thought it was brilliant. I thought the Baron Trump shit was brilliant. Thank you. Because it is a way for him

to have to really sit back in question like, oh, man. Yeah. Because, because nobody, believes in abortion until you get the wrong person pregnant. Damn. You know what I'm saying?

Like all of it won't roll me away to be gone until it's like, whoa, wait a minute. You got your little mistress pregnant, but he's, yo, little baron just got this little freak now at the New York University pregnant. Like, now it's like, whoa, so I thought that was brilliant. And it was just a joke. So it was like, you don't have to take it that seriously.

But it gives you something to think about. It's something to think about. Absolutely. So the IVF thing was most important. And then obviously the deportation thing was concerning to me because it's like, I'm like deport people who are, you know, criminals, murders, 100 But there are also people who've come here and like, I've worked with them for years in different jobs that I've had.

They've worked for me. Like, they're great people that want to experience the American dream. And yes, maybe they went about it illegally. I understand. But if they've been here for five, ten years, maybe we could have some empathy for the situation they're in, situation they came from. And if they're trying to be good, hardworking, upstanding American citizens, maybe there's a pathway to citizenship. So I was like, let's create a separation between criminals that are here, murders that are here. and people will fucking bust in their ass

and really trying to live the American dream. And I thought he was empathetic to that. It was the IVF, it was that, and then there was one more. What was the other thing? Oh, foreign. Oh, no, another thing you said that I like. Foreign wars.

What was the foreign war? It's just foreign policy in terms of like wars. I don't want endless war. Oh, yeah, yeah. My concern was, in a lot of times also is like the idea of like a nuclear holocaust. Like we all kill each other with nukes. And he's like, of the president,

that I've heard talk about it. Absolutely. The most concerned about nuclear war. And those are the things that I wanted to really talk to him about. And the way that I looked at it, my positioning of it, this is the whole thing is,

if I can get him comfortable where he doesn't feel like he's being defensive, I can tell him what I really care about in America right now. How often does a human being get the chance to tell potentially the leader of the free world, the leader of your country, what you really care about?

I could do that in a gotcha way and then he'll be like fuck this guy who he cares or I could maybe do it in a way where he goes hey wow that guy actually made some sense and maybe we should have

some empathy for these situations like that was my take and I feel like I got what I wanted out of it whatever anybody else wants to frame it that's theirs but that's what it was important I think you did a great job

and I think another thing you said it was when you pushed back on him when he kept saying America's terrible oh I sorry that was the other thing I love this country it is an amazing country And I don't like it when politicians or anybody else just shits on it constantly. It doesn't make me feel good.

I'm proud of it. You see who doesn't do that? Who? Kamala. In the Fox News article in the interview, she pushed back on Brett Baird, she was like, I'm not going to call the American people stupid. Just because they want to vote for Trump. I'm not going to call them stupid.

And then she was like, that's something Trump would do. Exactly. It's not supposed to be, it is not supposed to be a cakewalk for anyone. So are they misguided the 50%? Are they stupid? Oh, God, I would never say that about. the American people and in fact if you listen to Donald Trump if you watch any of his rallies he's the one who tends to demean and belittle and diminish the American people he's the one

who talks about an enemy within within an enemy within talking about the American people suggesting he would turn the American military on the American people which is true yeah which I like her just saying that like I and the and the point that I was trying to communicate right there is like we are proud of this country. We still live here. We're still a part of it. You can't just shit on it nonstop without our starting to get defensive. There are things that we can make better. What I basically told them is like we like hope. Americans are hopeful people. We come from people who left destitute situations, took boats fucking here and literally just showed up like, I think it's going to work out. So we like hope. If you tell us that the American dream is

going to happen here, we will fucking believe it. Sell us on the American dream. Don't just, don't sell us on, hey, your neighborhoods are shit and everything is overrun. That's how Obama came up. Talking about hope change. We love hope. You know, it's interesting, right? Some AC in here, though, man. Yeah, put some AC, please. Because out of everything that Trump does and says,

that's like the thing that I can't believe America isn't pushing back on the most, how unpatriotic he can be. Well, I think that's what, I think this messaging isn't as effective as MAGA initially was. And he even taught, in the conversation, he even goes, yeah, we did have another thing called Cag, Keep America Great. and that was his way of almost like acknowledging. I hear what you're saying, like, we want to inspire, but I think he's also like people probably feel like the country's shit.

So me making them feel heard in that might be effective. But what is always most effective is the dream, especially with Americans. The dream. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We hope that it's going to be great. The American dream. He sold that first time around. Yeah.

You know? I get it. Same thing with Barack did. You know, it's just interesting. Like, it doesn't even going back to what we was talking about when you watched the media, because everything you just said just now from your perspective, from your intention to me, is what matters the most? What is your intention when you go into an interview?

Like, my intention is always just to have the best conversation. To what you just said, I feel like that with politicians, entertainers, whoever. I'm just a guy who's lucky enough to be able to talk to people that we normally talk about. Yep. Right? And so when you look at somebody, they'll do the headline, like, of, if they don't know you are a comedy podcast, they're like, oh, they was just in there yucking it up with Trump, isn't it? It's a comedy podcast. Also, so what if we were? That's your approach.

Yeah, like, what if that is the approach? What if I think that's what... They want you to crash out. You know, it's the crash out era? That's not supposed to have conversation. You're supposed to have crash. Exactly. But, like, that's like such short-term greed. Like, you get a few views, a few clicks right now, but you don't affect culture. You don't affect the world. No, all my favorite interviewers ever, historically. knew how to have conversation, even if the conversation got a little contentious. You know what I'm saying?

I like what the New York Times said about me and Kamala's conversation, me and the vice president's conversation. They said it was friendly but pointed. Yeah, you pushed back on things. That's what you want. And I loved it. I thought, we listened to the whole thing and listen to live. All of us at Flagrant.

We recorded Flagrant and then afterwards we listened to it. And you were phenomenal. I understand that you wanted the platform where there are other people asking questions. The only pushback that I would give in the whole interview, and I understand that it was geared towards black America, but I didn't know that it was geared towards black America, so I'm coming in, listening to it going like, we're 14 days out or whatever from the election.

Like, why are we just talking about black America? Like, tell me what you're going to do for all America. Tell me what you're going to do, like, my daughter's not black. What is, how are you going to affect the world for her? And, but I understand this was in Detroit and maybe you were framing it within that lens. I would just like to see you interview her again. every time I want to see it

because I think you won you don't fluff her like you'll make jokes with her you'll ask her questions and then you'll give some pushback and then you get to see a better version of her it's like we said on this pod she does not do good with the fake puff interviews

she does way better when you ask her a serious question and then you push like even the fucking Fox one I was great I feel like she was better on that than any of the liberal outlets that just fluff her shit you said something to me man I don't know if it was a couple weeks ago

but when you said it I was like You know, you're absolutely right. You think you're sitting on a podcast. Kamala's great when she's angry. Let her be angry. When she gets upset, when she gets upset, she's great, bro. I think she's a prosecutor. You know what I'm saying?

Akos goes, she's an Indian woman. She never lost a debate. That's helicopter. He's married to an Indian woman. He knows. He's right. She is Indian in Jamaican. I get it.

Yeah. But no, she's really good in that. Those heated shit when, like, when she stopped Brett Barron was like, Brett, cutout. Yeah, yeah. You know good and goddamn well. She didn't say that, but you know good and goddamn well. That ain't the clip I'm talking about.

So, Brett, I'm sorry, and with all due respect, that clip was not what he has been saying about the enemy within that he is repeated when he's speaking about the American people. That's not what you just showed. He was asked about that specific. No, no, no, no, that's not what you just showed in all fairness and respect to you. That was the question that we asked it. He didn't show that, and here's the bottom line. He has repeated it many times.

And you and I both know that. And you and I both know that he has talked about turning the American military on the American people. He has talked about going after people who are engaged in peaceful protest. He has talked about locking people up because they disagree with him. This is a democracy. And in a democracy, the president of the United States, in the United States of America, should be willing to be able to handle criticism

without saying he'd lock people up for doing it. Bray had to come back the next day and apologize. But Brett knew what he was doing. Because it wasn't live. But they always know what they're doing, but it's rare that somebody actually pushes back. Right there in a moment. You guys go right there in the moment.

They think that they can get it right past her because when she's in these puff pieces, everybody's acting. Colbert's acting and she's acting. We're all doing, it's almost like before the podcast, we go, hey, let's have this conversation and talk about the whole conversation that me and you try to recreate it.

You'll feel phony in it. I don't know if Colbert's acting. That's really who he is. Oh, okay, fair. Yeah, yeah, I don't think Colbert's acting. I get what you. I can see other places. Not Colbert, but actually, I don't know,

maybe Colbert in the fact that it's just so supportive. Colbert. He wants her to win. He wants her to win, and it's still a late night show. So it's still things I have to do from a late night show perspective I like the view. You go in the view, the view is going to do the same thing. The view is going to wink at her and all it.

Like, they're going to do that. Yeah. of the blame because, I mean, the first three years, y'all did get a lot of things wrong with the board. No, Charlemagne, within hours of being inaugurated, the first bill we passed before we did the inflation reduction act, before we did the bipartisan infrastructure act, before we did the, the safer communities act to deal with gun violence. First thing we dropped was a bill to fix the broken immigration system. Yo, there's nothing wrong. I'm telling you, and this is how From a political perspective, he said it's bad.

And I thought, I thought this was kind of unanimous amongst all of us that were listening. And Al, you speak differently if you feel different. But really impressed with her, like her knowledge, nuanced information, all the pushback that she could give whatever questions, and then answering the questions. I feel like she was in good spirits. Like, everything sounded good. Again, it's not the most entertaining, but she sounds like she knows what the fuck she's talking about. That's what I got. The border thing, it just was a.

lack of, there was a lack of like accountability or even a feeling of, yeah, we got to change something. It didn't feel like she even felt that we need to change. And then she answered it like a politician. She answered like a policy. And then when that happens, my gut reaction was, oh shit, was the rest of the stuff she said also denying what people are actually fit? Like, I started to lose face in the rest because she seemed like she couldn't just answer honestly this one thing that I think we can all agree on. We got to do something about the border. It's a simple answer.

The answer is, hey, the border's fucked up. Yeah. And it's been fucked up for a long time under a lot of different administrations. And it's going to take an actual piece of bipartisan legislation, not executive orders, putting band-aids on it, whether it's from Trump, whether it's from Biden. We got to come together and create real legislation to fix the board. And then if she said that, and then she was like, and you know what we need to do? and we should have done this during the Biden administration,

and maybe this is where we separate, but like, because it's such a severe issue, we probably should have put up executive orders until we reached a bipartisan, you know. They did, though. Then say that. What I'm saying is, I wonder if people understand that, though.

That's the other thing I'd be wondering. They did that recently. No, no, they did in the last couple of years. Because it's been, like, I think the first year was like really, really, really bad. I remember watching those videos on CNN, and it was like, whoa. And was it bad? because they changed something from Trump? Yes, they did.

So if it's bad because they changed something from Trump, just say, hey, we made this change from the Trump administration. It was wrong. We messed up. We've been trying to correct it. We have done corrective measures. And we will continue to correct it even further in my administration. You say that to me.

I believe everything she said before and that. You know the problem with politics? Because you're not wrong. The problem with politics is that nobody wants to say anything the other side did was right. because it's like you're giving them a political win. It's the same thing with the bipartisan border bill that they created. Republicans were all ready to do it because everybody's on the same age that this needs to be fixed. But then Trump comes and goes, no, don't give them a political win.

Wait till I get back in office, which is fucked up. Which is fucked up. A thing they don't mention a lot is the reason why Biden undid all those executive orders in the first place is because so many people were complaining about the harsh conditions at the border that Trump was putting them. They were complaining about him under Obama. I know, but like. Like the caravans and splitting of families and all that. It's been happening.

He got an office thinking that he's going to do something good. He's like, hey, I'm going to undo all these things that are splitting up families and all that at the border. But then it created another problem. So couch it in that. So say that, hey, we had good intentions. We didn't want to split up the families. We didn't want to put these people through horrible conditions that are trying to leave horrible conditions. In doing that, we've created a border that doesn't have enough security.

There are way too many people coming in. It's unchecked. and there are people who are criminals and blah, blah, that are coming into America. That's not safe. That's not right. We have taken measures to correct it, and we are going to further in my administration,

take measure to correct it and perfect that board. That's going to be the best board we've ever seen in your entire life. We understand what we have to do, and we're going to continue to do it. You say that. I believe all the other stuff you said. She just kind of... They can't admit when they were...

They can't... And that's the problem. No, no, no, no. You're right. You're right. It's crazy. And it's like... It's crazy. It's crazy, man.

I'm telling you perspective is crazy. But then they look at Trump who never admits he's never ever. Never once. And he's winning. I just don't like the double status. Well, he's not winning. Nobody's winning. No, but I mean like he's still doing very well, still has a control over his party. He's winning. Because he's never

admitted he's ever been wrong. He's winning. Not only is Donald Trump never admitted he's wrong. You know what people's It's funny, right? They'll be like, crazy. The vice president doesn't answer any questions. I'm like, she doesn't answer questions. But meanwhile, Trump was on flagrant. Trump literally

said, I weave. I do this thing called the weave. I start here, then I go all the way over here, and if I want to come back to it, I'll come back. But I take you all the way over here. But Kamala don't weave funny. But that's my point. And she don't call out her own weave. It's still question dodging is what I'm saying. Yeah. Politicians do it. He made it funny. He made it funny. He made it funny. You got to know that you know that you. I just don't like the double standard is what I'm saying. Oh, oh, oh, when Kamala weaves, it's her hair. It's disgusting. Come on. See, what it's not. Oh, I see how it is.

I see how it is. How unfair is this. Oh, man. Oh, you're taking off few new and Chris. The whole production team is taking off. God damn, you're sitting in a room with two men that have swayed political elections. Listen, this is funny, right? I serve.

I swag. I serve. Listen, this is what the American public is doing every time we talk to the president. Every time. I swag. I serve. I swang. I surf.

Now we'll poppy day. Listen, the New York Times said the interview was friendly but pointed. But here goes Fox News. Here they go. Charlemagne presses Harris

on when she deserves a lot of books with a border crisis. What? New York Post. Charlamed God calls out Harris for question, filibuster,

doing a lot of things wrong with border. Awkward town hall. That's my point Who do you believe? Honestly This is what I learned from the interview I used to think that

And I talked about this on Flagra But like I used to think that People were I was more cynical I used to think everybody was kind of grifting right They're like okay How do I just feed something to my base In order for them to

You know watch it and get the most clicks And there's a lot of people doing that There's tons of people doing it I used think that was everybody Now I genuinely believe after seeing the reaction to the Trump interview is that there are certain people who are maybe like the culture curators

who genuinely see things through whatever lens they have on in their glasses. So like the Republicans are genuinely watching it going okay finally he's humanizing Trump, blah, blah, blah. Then the Democrats, some of these people are like, okay, this is great, he's actually making fun of them and he's getting his points across or whatever. They put out their articles.

Once those articles get views or their videos get views, then the fucking grifter rats come in. And they go, ooh, there's views in this. I can sell that same headline to my fan base. Ooh, there's views in this. I can sell their same. Yeah. And the reason I know that that's the case is because they all use the same headline. This every little article was the same headline. Every right was the same headline. So I do think there is some authenticity. I do think people see what they already believe. I do think everybody knows they're lying though. Ooh. Even the first people, I think they see what they genuinely believe. No, no, I think

The reason I say I think everybody knows their line because I think about, remember when Fox News and those emails got leaked during that fucking, the trial they lost? I can't remember the fucking... Oh, the Dominion. The voting voting thing.

You saw all of the pundits were talking the truth about Trump, right? Like, oh, he's crazy. But on TV, it's a different... Well, I would say... I would say pundits are a little different. I think pundits definitely lean more towards the grift because they're literally like,

they're employees of a news station that has to have an angle. And they're not free to have their own angle. Like, if you're on Fox, it is your job on Fox to take the angle of the network. But the person that's standing out the most on Fox, the person that's getting the most love right now, the person that, you know,

they're naming one of the most powerful people in media is Jessica Tarloff. And she is the person on there pushing back on all, against all the things. I know, I know Jessica. I know her because I used to do some of the Fox shows with her. And I always thought that she was brought on as kind of like, to be the opposite. Yeah, she's a liberal. It's working for her. But it is. She's the liberal voice on Fox so that there's someone to argue with, someone to push back against it. And they understand the value of that on the network. And so that she's always been a liberal. She's a staunch liberal. She's not at all Republican, but she is. But objective, though. Yeah, I'm not saying. I like this. But like her view at Fox is supposed to be liberal.

I get what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's gotta be hard. To be the hand in that wolf's den? Yeah. Oh my God, like to know everybody's going to come in to you, but she'd be handling it, you know what I mean? It makes you stronger. But then is she really liberal or she just knows,

hey, this is the job I've been hired to do, so I just have to. I always, I always thought that she was authentically liberal, especially since she's like on this show and giving pushback to these people. Like, they're arguing with all of her points of view, and she's arguing back with them. I actually think it's a really smart thing to do. Like, especially if you're a conservative network, have another voice there. The crazy part is you don't know she's liberal if you don't watch Fox, meaning that Fox has such a perception.

Any white person, any white woman you see on Fox, you think is going to have a certain POV. I did a peers more. She's a brunette. He's a brunette. That's right. The brunette's on Fox always have a different POV. You might be right. Kennedy.

Kennedy. Jessica, you're right? Oh, shit. You might be right. You might be right. You might be right. The blondes, yeah, the blondes are very step for the wifeish. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone looked that up because that's crazy. Not, I did, I did Piers Morgan with the other. Brilliant idiots. It's brilliant idiots. No, but that's going to be great. I did Piz Morgan with Jessica.

I had Jessica on Breakfast Club. You know, Kennedy, that's the homie. That's my, that's my people's people. But, yeah, it's just interesting, man. Like, all of this is just so interesting to watch. I really like studying the media. Yeah. I am media.

I like to look at, how different people view things and why they view things a certain way. And by the way, I get it. I understand it all across the board. I totally get why people see things the way they want to see things. Of course.

Because it's literally like, you know, some things you might be doing for clicks and some things you might be doing for engagement, some things you might truly believe. But most things, that's just truly your perspective. There are guys out there that don't notice feet. I see a girl. I'm like looking at the feet.

Right. It's some guys that only notice. Only notice that. Only notice that. That's politics. You're right. You know what I mean? Looking at one thing.

Exactly. If you're a Democrat, you're going to see gay and everything you see. You know, you're going to see as much gay stuff as possible. If you're a Republican, obviously you like hot bitches and you like having sex with them a lot. But you're secretly gay. Yes. That's why they overcompensate. An elephant.

Yo, shout out the... See, I'm about to say something. And they're going to use the first. That's not going to do it. I'm gonna rephrase it. Come on, come on, come on. I saw Magd-Donald Trump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Making me doing outreach to the LGBTQ community. Ooh! Played when Trump was doing dick talk. I'm like one episode with goddamn Andrews. Which one? One flagrant episode. Pull up Donald Trump's meat. When he goes on.

When he goes on. I didn't know Arnold Palm was stacked like that. Me neither. I don't want to see now. I thought he had a butter. I thought he had putter. I thought he had putter. I thought he had putter.

I didn't know he had the I thought he had a nine-iron. I didn't know she had the goddamn nerds on you. We know so little about golf that nine iron I don't even think it's that big. And I think that's kind of similar to- That shit is like nine inches. No. Come on.

What's the one that's got like a ball on that end of the club? Google Arnold Palmer's nine iron. Yo. What I was Google that? Yo, I'm messing up. Images. Images. Go to images.

Go to images. Go to images. Go to images. Arnold Palmer's. Iron Iron. They used to call him Arnie Thirdland. Yo, that was the slickest playing for the LGBTQ community

I've seen this whole election. Come, bro. Let me see. This is for no reason. Unprompted. Dictop. Let me see that. Let me see the boy.

Let me see the boy. And I say that in all due respect to women and I love women. But this guy, this guy, this is a guy that was all. old man, this man was strong and tough. And I refused to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said, oh, my God.

What? That's unbelievable. I had to say it. I have to say it. We have women that are highly sophisticated. No, he's that same energy. But they used to look at Arnoldism. Yeah, Paul.

Exactly. Paul. He just has that fun now. Poor, boy. He's just having fun. Like, at this point, I feel like he's done so many interviews, so many speeches, everything. He's just like, nah, we just got to go up there and just play some music. Because he's over it.

I told you all this. I don't think he's over it, bro. He doesn't want to. Oh, no, no. He wants to win, but I also think he's like, well, we don't got to answer these questions over and over again. Let's talk about Arnold Palmer's meat. You know how I know he don't want to be there no more? He does he dance for 30 minutes.

30 minutes. He just plays. He didn't want to buy there anymore. He's like, what do I got to do? No, his people love it. It's immediate day. He's going to answer the same question. He's acting crazier than Joe ever asked.

Did you watch the Al Smith roast? The Al Smith, whatever? I did. He had five good ones. Some of them didn't slap, though. Some of them looked like he was actually tired. No, for me, what I thought was the best thing about it is he stayed in the moment. When it bombs, he talked about it.

Like, he didn't try to, he stayed present throughout the whole thing. So when the joke bombed, he would reflect on it. When it was a really, like, off-color joke, at one point, he goes, that's a nasty. That's a nasty joke. Who are these idiots that wrote this? That's a nasty joke. You know what I didn't like about that shit? I didn't like that fucking Chuck Schumer was just sitting by him cooling out.

Because they homies. But I don't like that. He loves him. And I don't like that. Don't call somebody a threat of democracy and all of this other stuff, but you're just sitting there yucking it up. Like, this ain't a podcast. Oh, you believe politicians. Oh.

That's so cute. No, no, no, no, no. Oh my God. No. You know Santa Claus don't... No, no, no, no. Santa Claus don't eat the cookies in the middle of the night. Well, I'll tell you this.

Mommy and Daddy do that. Let Trump get... Let Trump win this election. And when you start seeing some of your favorite politicians in handcuffs, you tell me if it's just politics... But for sexual things or... I don't know what... Who you want to see?

Who you want to see in some handcuffs? Pete Buttigieg? By the way, if Pete Buttigieg would have said that about Honor Palmer's me, y'all be asking for Pete to get arrested? No, I wouldn't. He would know. He would know. He would probably mixing Arnold Palmer.

You don't think. Would have Donald Trump would have said that, oh, I'd have been the lemonade on top of that. I don't like to have been the lemonade on top of that teeth. President. He laughed at himself. He said, the other person would walk out of that shower. That was unbelievable.

He's talking about Arnold Palmer's dick at a rally. God damn. And y'all think January 6th was bad? Come on. Play some jokes from the roast, Taylor. You added up a little while ago.

Let's hear some of these. Let's hear some of these jokes from the roast. This is a Catholic roast. I used to think the Democrats were crazy for saying that men have periods. But then I met Tim Walts. Well, I'd better wrap up because Mayor

Adams told me earlier that I needed to make this one very quick, especially the city has reserved this room for a large group of illegal aliens coming in from Texas. The group called White Dudes for Harris. Have you seen this? White dudes for Harris.

Anybody know? Some of you hear, white dudes for that doesn't sound like it. But I'm not worried about them at all because their wives and their wives lovers are all voting for me. A major issue in this race is child care and Kamala

has put forward a concept of a plan. A lot of people don't like it. The only piece of advice I would have for her and the event that she wins would be not to let her husband Doug anywhere near the nannies. Just keep them away.

That's a nasty one. Chuck Schumer is here looking very glum. This deluxe. It looks to love. He looks to love. He's just funny, dude. But look on the bright side, Chuck, considering how woke your party has become, if

Kamala loses, you still have a chance to become the first woman president. Oh, shit. He's a Mars, bro. Let me tell you something about America. Yeah. I used to think the Democrat. And I said this to the vice president in the interview. You know, we keep saying.

saying Trump is a threat to democracy, but he doesn't get treated like a threat to democracy. You know who got treated like a threat to democracy? Who? Sean P. Did he go? Because when you are real threat, they lock you up and figure this shit out later.

Wow. Like, like, like, but that's my... The reason people don't believe any of the rhetoric that is said about Trump is because of stuff like this. But that's how hyperbolic politicians are. They just say the craziest shit about each other. We're supposed to believe.

It's a fight promo. And then afterwards, they hug in, they kiss, and it's no different than a fight. Where before the fight, you're talking crazy about someone's family, saying they're a pussy, all this, then afterwards they're hugging and I respect you, bro, I apologize. Yeah, but Trump says some wild shit,

Trump's talking about putting people in camps. Trump's talking about locking up journalists, locking up his political opponents. Do you have to use that type of rhetoric? You never had an article written about you? We were like, nah, we need to fucking lock these motherfuckers up. About me? Yeah.

What do you mean? Say it again? You never had someone. I don't write an article about you and you're like, man, I would lock this motherfucker. Oh, yeah, no, I'm seeing this shit. Like, who the fuck is this guy? You know what I'm saying?

I'm going to start leading into it so much, Bill. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about. But that's what I talk about it. Think about the primaries. Like, the primaries, they say to, wow. Nah, what are we? It's different, bro.

I'm telling you this different. It's fucking different. He called dude's wife ugly. That's fighting with. Call who? That was probably like the one time I thought Trump might have been telling the truth. These politics, you know. You can't about somebody's right.

Come on. What? Even it. It's like a, I thought it was too far. It's like a baby. Even when you think it, you can't say it. What is he still?

It's not sorry. Yo, no. Did he ever, did he ever say, did he ever say, she's beautiful? Did he ever say that? I don't know. I don't think so. But that would be overcompensating.

You know, so. You know? Like, I love it for the person she is. You know what? Yo, that's just foul. That's crazy. You know, y'all are assholes, bro. That's crazy.

I saw somebody say that before. Kamala needs some bars, bro. You got to hit her up. Give her some bars. I think her best bars come when she is just having. Pushed on the ropes. Yeah, on the ropes. I think that's when her best bar.

She don't have bar, like, she's not a bar person. And I get it because, you know, you'll have people, I've heard people, you know, that support her, want to say, you know, she should say this and she should say it like that. I don't, if it's not in you, it's not in you. Because we keep comparing politicians to entertainers. We keep forgetting. Donald Trump is an entertainer. Barack was entertainer.

Bill Clinton was an entertainer. I don't think Bill was... George Bush was a fucking entertainer. He was Rereet. Yeah. He was bad boy re-reed. Okay. Yeah, what's wrong with you, Taylor,

what's wrong with you? You're talking to... Something wrong with you. What's political journalist of this era? Two! You don't have no respect to what we're doing over here. Come here regular wearing crooks. You know, wearing crocs, you're sitting in front of us.

Don't let, listen, don't let some network put us live during the election. Oh, no. Oh, no. Election night. This is going to be Andy Conan and Anderson Cooper on January 1st. Who wanted, who wanted to election night? Who wanted election night? Two major political pundits of this generation on election night.

What should you think? Who wants to do? What should we do? Yeah, I should do that. What should we do? That should go live. You got to go state by state. Funny as shit in the world, 2016,

Andrew's in the group chat trolling the fuck out of every black person in the group chat. Every time a state comes in, Andrew's like, whoa! Woo! Andrew, and I mean, I'm not even going to say who was an Elvis in the team. You just got these guys just texting back.

I think it might have been three of us. Wasn't more than us? Who, me, you, bha-ha. He just kept texting back. And then at some point in the night, all you see is, white men are back! And I was sitting back looking like he is just fucking . Oh, my God.

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Okay, update for my special taping. Okay. Okay, all right. Yeah. Okay. Wait, did I even say what happened here? No. Okay, so basically some of you guys might notice already,

but basically I was going to film the special at this theater in Brooklyn called Bam, beautiful theater. We had it all locked everything to go. Production teams there were going on sale in a week. We dropped the Trump episode three hours after that episode comes out. We basically, the venue says, yeah, we don't want you to do the special here, which is probably illegal. They said because of Trump?

If they said because of Trump, that's illegal. They didn't say because of Trump. I can't say that it is Trump. Maybe it's other thing. Maybe they saw the Trump episode. They looked into more stuff. I don't know. Don't they have to give you a reason, though?

We're reaching out. We're trying to get a reason, right? So, but basically what happens is they're like, yeah, you can't do, you can't do the shows here that we're filming. And so, okay, we have to find another venue. We did find another venue. We're going to do it at the beacon. This is like an iconic venue in New York City. Beacon?

Yeah. So I'm very excited that they had the availability. We're doing it. Thanksgiving weekend. Those tickets are going to go on sale. They should be on sale. Presale Thursday and then on sale Friday. Presale code is Andrew, as always.

So go grab those tickets. What date is that exactly? We can look that up. I don't know. What date is that? But let's make sure we go check that out. The weekend before Thanksgiving or after? After.

So Thanksgiving, it's Thursday. Then the Friday and Saturday. Okay. We're going to do the shows. But yeah, spread the word, pull up, man. Obviously, it was just a little annoying. 29th. 29th and 30th

29th 30th Yeah Yeah So it was annoying A Bam like a month out To cancel the shows It was very unprofessional And not something that you're supposed to do

But shout out to the beacon For you know Coming through and making this fucking special I mean the beacon is a Yeah it's just like It's a much more prestigious venue And it's really cool To be doing it right there

I really would like to know Why Bam Thought that was okay to do because I don't want to get into this territory where we're having conversations with people that are running for presidents or any political figures

and there's backlash for it. They shouldn't be canceling your shows because of that. I shouldn't be getting death threats because I interviewed the vice president. That don't make no sense to me. And again, I don't know if it's because of this, but to tell you how specific the timing was, we interviewed Trump and went right from the Trump interview

to Bam for another production run-through. where I had our set designers there, the director, the producer, the line producer. The whole team is coming there another time. We're going on sale in a week. Never before, outside of that Massey Hall situation in Toronto, where they said we canceled it because of the jokes you made. Content. Exactly. So this has never happened in this time frame before with me outside of that one time where it did happen.

And Bam can't use that excuse because at this point you know Andrew Shultz's a brand of comedy. That's the thing. And look, maybe you didn't know the brand of comedy, but still, canceling the shows, if you're either cancel it for Trump or you cancel it for jokes. Either way, fuck you. Like, we don't live in this world where you can't make jokes anymore. We don't live in this world where you can't talk to someone who was president and who is the Republican nominee.

We can't exist like that. There has to be, you can claim that you're like this tolerant, progressive side, but I don't see much tolerance when you're not even willing to listen to the other side or accept that there's an art form called comedy where we make fun of things. Yeah, and you're not going to cancel it. You're not going to cancel the networks you love. Like if Trump pops up on CNN or MSNBC. Oh, yeah, why don't you cancel that?

Why are you taking it out on the artist? It's very, very straight. Was that the weekend you was going to do it originally? No, we moved it back. We were going to do it before. We're doing it a week before. Now we're moving a week after. But I'm excited for things here.

I think that there are people in the city. I think there's a good feel good, especially with what this special is about. You know, I think that... I wonder. I feel like the weekend before would be better. Yeah. I think the weekend before, you don't...

You're not concerned that there could be some sort of... holiday that could interrupt it. But it's also like Thanksgiving in New York City, the Macy Day parade. Like there's a lot of reasons to be here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I feel like, I feel like we're going to be good. Well, that's the fucking time no matter what.

Okay? Because this is the reason why it's annoying when these venues do the shit, is it right? You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.

Church announcements. What I got, all the smoke book is out right now. Make sure you're going to pick that up, Slupti Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson. my graphic novel Suit to everybody I saw at Comic Con man That was fun

I never been to a Comic Con before Had a great panel at Comic Con My man Axel Alonzo Rob Markman, Dennis Cohen Talking about my new Graphic novel comic book That we got coming out called The Illuminati

So make sure you go to Kickstarter Type in my name Or type in Illuminati Go get a copy of that Did you dress up Getting something Did you dress up? No, I didn't dress up

I didn't dress up Oh suit to everybody Who came to the Mental Welf Expo too I don't think we've done an expose episode since we did the Mental Welfth Expo, man. How was that? Oh, that was fantastic. Oh, it was fantastic, man. I mean, that's one of the most fulfilling things I do all year long

because, you know, it's a free event. We bring in all of these great psychiatrists and therapists and grief counselors and spiritual leaders, man, and just, you know, sitting there watching everybody, you know, throughout the day, just get this information and then providing people resources to continue on their mental health journey and being able to do it for free. That's incredible.

Sluo to the baby, the baby, The baby pulled up this year, had a great conversation with him and Shanti Daz and Elliot Connie. We were on a panel together. Tyrese came out, closed it out at the end with my man, Jason Wilson and Dr. Alfie Bree Land Noble. That was fantastic. So, yeah, it was just a great event all the way around, man. Thank you to everybody who came out. Sloat to Dr. Shah and Brian, too.

She was phenomenal as well. A lot of great people, Dr. Rita Walker. A lot of great people, man. Dr. J. Barnett, salute, all of y'all. Let's get back to the show. What we got, let's do some all memes matter tale again. What we got, Taylor game. What that's me in Globe better saying, Taylor, gang.

She was on Jennifer Hudson. Let me hear Big Glow. Glow motherfucking Rilla. And I am telling you that I'm not going. Sing. You're the best man I'll ever know. Who want to sing next to you? I don't want to be free.

Let me breathe. Say, I'm staying. I'm staying. And you and you and two, you're gonna love me. Let me tell you something. Gorilla used to sing, by the way. She used to sing, but then she kind of lost her voice, so she started rapping. I just did, you know, I got to the show I'd be doing out of context where I do one-on-one conversations.

I just did one with Glorilla. How was it? It's fantastic, man. Let me tell you something, man. Glorilla got my favorite album in 2024. Oh, really? My two favorite rap albums, rap albums of 2024 are both women.

Rhapsody, please don't cry, and Glorilla glorious. Glorilla album is so fucking good, bro. And I've always been a Glorilla fan. You gotta listen to this album, man. You ain't heard it yet? No.

Oh, my God. You don't know what you're missing. That shit is jamming. She got a song with Kirk Franklin and, uh, what's the other gospel singles on that record, Taylor? Hold on. Let me look it up.

I want to shout them all out. It's crazy. I don't think I've listened to a single album. Because you get it. Glorilla, Kirk Franklin, the Maverick City music group. Get some mental health. Go back to mental health stuff. Listen, Gloria's so hard.

Like, just the way she rap is just so dope to me, man. You know what I'm saying? Glorilla said, what she said? He wanted to shut up. Pussy cream. He want to see this pussy cream. So I told him, cash rules. She got another.

Like cash rules. Cream. Cash rules everything around me. Cream, get the money. Had another line with you said. That was a fireball. She said, oh, he nagging? She said, he called me a nag.

Put your dick in my mouth. Make me shut up or something. And I'm the gay one. Well, right? That's why you're so gay now. Yeah. Just listening to female rap. You listen to so.

You listen to so. Harder than all of these things. Say it. No. Say, Goro's harder. They're not going to say that word. I don't want to say it. I'm not even joking.

Gloria is so hard. Listen, the don't deserve song? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Tell me that ain't love is blind, 2024. How does it go? Oh, y'all ain't heard it yet. Goddick.

Taylor, that ain't love is blind 2024? No. You don't deserve her. Yes. Put that right in my mouth. Isn't that how it goes? Isn't that your favorite song? That's when the gay side piece, that's when you ain't know your man was gay.

His gay side piece, the guy just pulls up and be like, put your dick in my mouth. You don't love her. That is crazy. That actually happens sometimes. Sometimes guys have guy's side pieces. That's fucking. Side dick is crazy.

Side dick is crazy. Right? Side dick? But he's gay. I'm talking about the guy that pretends to be straight. You got a girlfriend. Oh, twin is somebody's side dick. He can be.

He has. That's craziness. So you're just making some husband's ass hurt. He got to lie and say he pulled his back, lifting weight. He's hobbling around the house after getting a mean day. Every time he squat, you wonder what that breeze is. You think the air condition coming in. Oh, yeah.

Who turned a year? You know, that's fucked. That is fucked. What do you do if you're a woman, you find out that? That sounds that. What would you do if you found out one of the guys that you were with? Let's ask a gay guy who's just walking in. Nice of you to join us, Chris.

Nice of you to join us, Christopher. Oh, you just knocked the camera. This guy comes here like a bull in a China shop. No pun intended. No pun intended. Danny for Philly. A bull. A bull!

Whoa! Oh, that was awesome. Sometimes I don't realize how great I am. Chosen one. Like a bowling final shot. Whoa. Oh, my God. Chris, grab the mic.

We want to ask you a question. I walk in, too. Do you have a girlfriend? Why? We think you got a girlfriend, yo. No. You, Chris. Tell the truth, Chris.

Not something remotely that exciting, trust me. Chris, why do you leave all of a sudden every time we do the podcast? Yeah, we're like, this is your alibi for something. You either a serial killer. or a serial cheater. Yeah, bro.

Which one? What? Starts with an S. That's true. What is that? Standing meeting. What does that mean? I have meetings on the book every week at a certain time, and they just happen to have

conflicted the last couple weeks with this. Damn, bro. The Tyler Perry movie like that's annihilation had a standing meeting. Because y'all is schedule. Y'all keeps switching it up. But we're saying, people act like. What are the two greatest political pundits of our generation? We're busy.

Move the fucking pot of our, I'm saying. I'm sorry. Taylor. Last week, I had to interview the vice president. I'm sorry. Andrew had movies to shoot. We're sorry. I'm just saying, you don't have to apologize. I'm just saying

because of the schedule. By the way, we love doing this. We want to do it. We do it for the brilliant idiot listeners. You know what I'm saying? But we just, when we're busy, we're busy. I'm sorry. What do you want us to do? Shout out to Glorilla, Gloria. Gloria's obno, man. Go get that.

Speaking of Glorilla, Taylor, your girl. Your girl! She announced her show in Miami. What did she walk out to? Big fucking glow. No way.

Big fucking glow. Play the goddamn song, too. Where is it at? Oh. I was a hitter because I'm always looking flea. Catch out. New bar. AMG.

Outside. She's not done with his toy yet? She walked out there with what you know about me. That's what you know about me. Little real and sexy red. They flipped white me down. Okay. hair, tits, ass.

What they say, Taylor? Her feet. It goes her, face, ass, tits. Hair, face. No, her face, ass, tities. Hey, it's hair. She says, she says hair wrong. Yeah.

It's from Memphis. Yeah. Oh, is she saying, your hair? Oh, my God. How are you a white man explaining to you? Oh, my God. I hate that's crazy. I ain't I have to explain hip hop to you.

No. Where is she saying hair? Her, her face, I'm familiar. I was not she's saying her face as titty. Her face, ass, titty. Oh. Well, either way it worked is still in the head. Yo, any other song lyrics you want to know?

Look out of here. Taylor Swift said back in the office that she walked out the big glow, the hardest album of 2024, hardest rap album of 2024. Don't let nobody tell you otherwise. Anybody tell you otherwise they pussy like that cat Taylor Swift is over. What else we got, Taylor?

Not the pastor. Do you think that that was an endorsement of Donald J. Trump right there? What? Taylor, just grabbing that cat. Oh, do you think that that's what she's trying to dog with her? Already endorsed Kamala, bro.

No, but she might have pulled that. Oh, she's a cat lady. That was a cat lady. Yeah, yeah, you're right, damn. Oh, fuck, you're right. She is, though, right? Students now, I know you're trying to make a decision. Hold, let me set this up, Taylor.

The headline says a fastest thing. No Diddy while encouraging students at a Christian college not to have sex before marriage. Press play. Even while you are here, you may have to say no ditty to an Oakwood student. Like what? You got to stop. Stop trying to sound cool, OG. I'm just being real.

No, you're not, because you don't know what that means. You have to make an individual decision about your life and what you are going to do. At age 19, I said to the Lord, out of my experience, the pain, that I would never have sex with a woman until I am married. And did not kiss her one time. I didn't even kiss my wife until I made her to the altar. And without pre-kissing, I've been married. 40 years.

All right. Turn off Tim Walt's past real quick, bro. What the fuck that got to do with no ditty? Nothing. Nothing at all. Not sex before marriage. Huh?

Sex before marriage? Right. If sex before marriage really means we going to hell that everybody's going to hell. How many people really, really truly waited until marriage that they had sex?

I did. Two people in Flager. I did. Two people on Flager? Akos did. Mark did. I did I did

Well one person I'm playing Marky I ain't fucking until I was married Akos did Yo Oh Akosh wasn't a virgin Wasn't he

Don't look away For me like that Hey I didn't fucking I didn't fucking I was married bro No did he The pastor don't even know What that mean

He gonna read that fucking He's ignoring me He don't read the police report And be like What the fuck did you have me talking about That makes me feel bad bro I didn't have sex until I was married Charlott man

For real Yeah How'd it feel When I had sex the first time? Yeah. Something came out of my peepee. Some of this thing came out of my pipel home. It was crazy.

What is this? It was so crazy. What we go? Like down syndrome porn or something. Yo. That must be sloppy. Oh. Son, son, son, come on, Charlotte.

We are political abundance. You can't talk about how sloppy down syndrome porn is. Stop! Just grab that dick, snap it off like a broccoli stick. Come on, yo. Fuck out of here. Oh, man, sex on the spectrum is crazy. Let's play.

Our robot comes to Lifetailer. Yeah. But y'all think about it. How ya feel? What about I, I robot coming to life? Think about buying when I asked my life. I asked my wife the other day, I said, what if I, can I buy one of these fucking robots?

I might buy this shit, you? I ain't going from it. I know Duval getting one. I just don't want the first version because I know this, this is like the bullshit one. Yeah, you got to get it worked out a little bit. I want that, I want that one that's going to be out in a few years. Yeah, but you know it's bullshit, right?

What do you mean? They were. They were controlling it behind the scenes. Oh, really? This ain't the Tesla shit that Elon Musk? It is, but humans were controlling it from a computer in another area. Oh. So you can't buy it.

I thought they said this shit can't buy it and it's not a real robot. It's just... Get the fuck out of here, yo. Bro. Charlemagne is a peaceful. I thought Elon said this was the Tesla robot. You could buy it. Yeah, yeah.

He's trying to up his stocks. I've seen one of them shit driving a cyber truck the other day. Yeah, well, cyber trucks don't need anybody to drive it. No, I saw one of those shit driving the cyber truck. Where? In Jersey. Man, get out of here. I'm dead ass serious.

You saw somebody. I promise you, man. You saw somebody going to Comic Cup. No, I saw that shit driving the cyber truck. And I was like, in my mind, I was just like, oh, that's dope-ass promo for Tesla and all they got going on. But that shit was driving the cyber truck. They now have full self-driving supervised. So the car can drive itself at all times.

You just have to be looking at the road. So this shit ain't real. No. Oh, man. But what would you? What did you do with the robot, Charleston, God? I just say, I don't know whatever the fuck you could do. I don't know what I wanted, just to have it.

I think that she would have been cool. I thought that shit was cool since Rocky 4. He's going to get one of government cheese, pussy. Yeah, are you going to fuck it, bro? That's going to be crazy. Those robots would have been me-toeing motherfuckers in 25 years. Once them robots got a mind of their motherfucking own and started tapping into all other AI, 25 years, all that shit you thought they didn't remember.

That shit you thought they didn't remember. They're going to fucking bring that shit up 25 years motherfucking later. Okay? So that shit ain't real. I'm disappointed now. What is MC Dean's new work of me? Who?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Donald was out there working at McDonald's because Kamala never did. Trump is an asshole. This shit funny as hell. Did you watch him at the drive? The reason I say he's an asshole because this type of shit I would do, just to prove a point.

Yep. Yep. So wait, what was the deal? Kamala says she worked at McDonald's? She did. She worked at McDonald's for a summer. Then why is he saying he did it for 20 minutes and that was longer? Look at him frying and fries.

Trump. Get it, Trump? By the way, they shut this whole McDonald's down. Oh, that's just fire. Look at that. All of this is staged. Look at that. There was no real work.

First of all, a guy that's been shot at twice. No, this is, I mean, this might be the real work, but it's all staged. Like, they staged all of this. The people that came up to the drive-to and everything was staged. But I really don't have a problem with this because it's election season. This politicians used to do shit like this. You know what I'm saying?

I remember when politicians used to pull up the fast food restaurants and shit like that. Am I tripping Chris? Yeah, Clinton used to do the old McDonald's thing. He would jog the McDonald's, get launch, and then jog back. That was his signature move. That's fine.

Nah, that was using an alibi like you did, Chris. When you... Jop. Jump! Alibi, go get a little slap and topy. Go get a little slap and topy. Go get a little McFlurie. Damn, why Ply's hating, bro?

What Ply's say? McDonald's hires convicted felons, so it makes sense why he went there. Damn, bro. McDonald's only hire them. McDonald's has replaced Ronald McDonald with a new clown and guaranteed he'll screw up your order like everything else he touches.

Wow. I hope y'all motherfuckers talking that shit, boating. Because I'll tell you one thing. Donald Trump get back in that White House. Plice might be one of the first people that he puts the hand. Oh, God's damn.

So everybody better make sure they're out there doing their part. All right? You can't sit in the car. You've got to get out there and motherfucking energize. I want people to vote. Who are the, what is like the demographic that doesn't vote the most? Is it young men? Is it?

That's a good question. Old people generally vote, right? Do young women vote? I really don't know. That's a great question. I'm just saying, like, we could predict the election based on that a bit. Well, there's already some numbers coming in. Like, they've been saying that the early voting shows people voting for the vice president, two to one.

Right. But more gay people do that. Hey, man, a vote is a vote. You know what I'm saying? That's why Trump went out there and started shouting out of Arnold Palmer's dick. He wants some of that gay votes. He knew it. He knew it.

Shout out the gays, man. Y'all the best at voting. Let's pay some. So young adults, 18 to 29, usually. lowest voter turnout, and then voter turnout by race from highest to lowest is white, black, Hispanic, Asian. Oh, wow. So Asians vote the least. Asians vote the least?

Yeah. What they're here for then? Chris, talk to your people, man. Chris! Yes, sir. Talk to your people, because I'm hearing the data ones coming in through the border the most. Yeah, well, that's true. Well, for real?

Yes. I heard that, that's, that's somebody. told me that this week. It was like the most of the people that come to the border, the most people that come to the border are Asian. Well, Chinese specific. Chinese, yeah, I'm sorry, Chinese, yes. That's what we should be concerned about.

I'm just saying we should be concerned about all of it. No, but we should be concerned about them. Because how are they getting to the border to sneak in? Crisnals. They're going through that route, the, the pass. Is it the... The ass? I feel like they could get through the bars on that wall.

Not like the ass and tinnies is going to stop them. They can get in there, right? Face and Bill is finally. No or what? Is that crazy to say? What happens when you don't listen to me? So this is your fault telling them. You don't think?

Now Chris is traumatized. Fuck. You don't think they can. I almost feel like they could run through that shit. It's not really tried. Right, though? It's hard to get a Venezuelan borg through there. There's no way that Latin ass getting through that wall.

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What are you about to say? Let's get back to the show. Rest and peace, man. To Liam. Am I saying his name right, Taylor? Come on, bro. Liam. Liam. Liam Payne from One Direction.

Okay? Shout out the One Direction, man. Made one of the greatest snaps ever. Yeah. In the history of life. Which one for you? Best song ever, bro. Which one for you?

Because I have one too. Best Song Ever. Oh, it's called Best Song Error? Oh, what? No. That shit is like future March madness, bro. No. That shit is like future March.

March Madness. Come on. Taylor, pull up best song ever. Let that shit fly one time, Taylor. Press play on Best Song Ever by one direction. One of the greatest slaps, ever in the history of slacks. Well, they got hurt.

Maybe it's the way she walks. Straight into my heart. So let Suited George and past regards. Just like she already. Not we already on that I say can you bring it back to me She said never in your wildest dreams

Not that you buck And we dance all night to the best song ever I know every mind Now I can't remember how we go But I thought that I won't forget So we dance all night To the best song ever I think it went oh oh oh

I think it went, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it goes, oh. Come on, man. I'm playing with One Direction, yo. All right, hold up. That was crazy. Play this One Direction. I did not.

I did not. Play this One Direction. I'll give it to you. That is a slap. You hear me? I've never a slap. That really did rip off Bobo O'Reilly, though, the intro, I got to say. Bob O'Reilly, who the fuck is that.

It's a song by the Who is a famous rock song. Blake still my girl. One Direction, Still My Girl. That shit is. It's one of the greatest songs ever. Because you are uncoached piece of swine. Not lyrics. Not lyrics.

Not lyrics. Yes. The song is called Steal My Girl. There you go. One of the greatest boy bands of all time, man. You crazy. Or In-Incinct I'm going to say Instinct. I think one director better than all of them.

Yo, Loki. You, look it. Fuck it. Maybe. That's one direction better than Insync and Backstree Boys. Really? Yes. Backson, Insync.

Boys, In sync. Boys to men. Through Hill. Through Hill. That's not boy bands. That's a boy band. Back three boys got no single stars. We're here in the name of art.

I'll give you that. We're here to commit ourselves through a higher form of expression. One direction got Apple. Danny DeVito. Two single stars. One direction had it. Harry Styles and Zosos Zane Zane.

Zane. We're going to take it to a new level. We've come to the most bad place on earth. Girls love Zane. Zane is fine. It's tough for no reason. Just say you think he's cute, Charlotte. You just think why he's speaking for girls?

Who's the hottest one, yo? You're a fraggle maggots. Nah, just say it. You're a foolproof. Nah, just say how you feel, Charlotte. You saw his face. You're like, yeah, girls, you love that. You're in between those two Siamese records right.

You want to bounce your hands back and forth between those sumo. Those sumo wrestles belly. Her dad calls me son, all right. Oh. Why, this is laugh. No, which one? The videos did not make any say. Oh, I know for sure.

That's what a gem's got it from. Happy you. They didn't get no outrage for this. You know why Alex don't like this song? You know what Alice ain't feeling none of his music? Oh, man. Because he don't like 1D, he likes multiples. He don't want to be 1d.

He won't want to be 1d. And you don't like it because you like to take it up the back street. That's what. Damn. IP. This ain't it. All right P's. Oh, now is the one to die.

No, this shit is flat. You're tripled out. You're tripled. You're tripping. Play any Backstreet song right now. It's going to blow this. No, man. Backstreet boys.

No, he's true, though. Like, between InSync and Backstreet Boys, what should talk about? No, he's better hits than these guys. No, no, no, no. My favorite instinct shit is, um, if I want your girlfriend. That's just Justin'Imbalate. No, that wasn't. Yes, it is.

Oh, that was a judge. Girlfriend. Bye, bye, bye. It's going to be, May. Pull up Insinct girlfriends. That's just a living. I even got the reason with Nelly. I'm not arguing with you.

Uncocating swine. You know your backstreet. You know your backstreet. You know your boyfriend, man. Because it's not this. Yes, it is. Insinct. Oh, you're right.

You uncoated swine. You better, you better know your white boy. I know. You know your white boys. You got that. Oh, you're all no fault, man. Ooh, this is just a box. It's a box.

It's a box. It's a box. Even a beat his fun. It's a Bob. Mr. Bob. Mr. Bob. It's a Bob. It's a Bob.

Who were they supposed to be in this video? Mexicans are black people? Who are they appropriated? It feels like they're appropriating a couple different coaches here. Am I the only one they're seeing this? Is this Mexicans, black people, or white boys from Michigan?

I think. What white boy from Michigan? Like eight miles. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. They had a lot of videos like this, though in a sense.

In a dirt. Look at the gay one. Oh, yeah. What the fuck was Lance Bass going on this song? The song is called girlfriend. Wait, look at him. Oh, man. It didn't even be who yourself at the time.

That's go. The dance is hilarious. You can't dance like that. You can't dance like that, though, there. I don't want this. I don't want to be a bit. Listen, let's do some other than idiots. Taylor.

Taylor, let's do some asking you idiots. Hell again. Yeah, I mixed it. Taylor. Bad past and beyond. Damn, I missed it. Taylor. They got backlash for these angles.

Oh, I'm about right it back. What happened? Because they look like. K.K.K.C. Candle is great. Oh, wow. K-K. Candles is fucking crazy. What's wrong with them? Like I'm saying.

Can we have anything? Can we have anything? That is snowed in. We just somebody ended and says, hey, hang this up somewhere. Yeah. What the fuck was that, Taylor? That wasn't real. That is.

Get the fuck out here. Yeah. Smells good, too. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. Let's do some asking idiots, man. Okay. Fresh linen. I had to do something with Katie Corrick in 10 minutes.

All right, ready? Go. R. Flores.18 says if you had to work one part-time job, what would it be and why? Something in Capitol Hill, something to do with some type of elected official only because I really want to see how the inner workings of politics are.

Like, you know, I talk to a lot of politicians. I have a lot of elected officials that are homies. on various levels, you know, local and federal, and I really want to see how much they can't get done. I want to see it for myself because then I feel like I have a different perspective. Why not just run?

No, I don't want to run. I mean, you'll see it exactly. Yeah, I don't want to run. I just want to see the inner workings of it. And then once you see it, you'll know if they're being authentic. You'll watch a lot. Exactly, exactly. Yo, speaking to that real quick,

Obama said something the other day that was so real. Everybody got caught up in the statements he made about, you know, black men. Go out there and vote. Yeah, but he said something else. There was another part of the woman married to a white guy. No, he said, and so sometimes, that's how he got here. That's how he got here. But it said, and so sometimes the other excuses, this is Obama said,

and so sometimes the other excuse we hear when we're talking to folks as well, and ain't going to make no difference, well, no, you're right, that we're not eliminating poverty. We're not going to get rid of all problems with race. We're not going to prevent every bad thing from happening in this country. Whoever we elect president, that's not how things work. The question is, do we have somebody there who sees us, who cares about us, who will work on our behalf, and can make things a little bit better.

And so there were a whole bunch of things that I did not get done when I was president after eight years. I couldn't do it because it was blocked by Congress. Couldn't do it because sometimes the Supreme Court stepped in. Couldn't do it because I couldn't persuade enough folks to do it. That's honest, man. That's beautiful. The other level of empathy for the voter. He's a superstar.

Yes. Barack is a superstar. This should be the messaging for the Democratic. party. Yes. Yes, it really should. This right here. Forget all that hope and change that Barack promised us, okay? Because that was a pipe dream, right? It felt good for the moment. But this is the reality of where everybody is with politics. Stop promising us the world. I just need to know that you care and you want to make things a little bit better. That's all I'm asking. That this should be the messaging. And I like that because he's giving you kind of a glimpse

into what I'm talking about, which is why I would want to see how the inner workings are to see what they could really get done. And I ran on hope and change, maybe because he thought he was able to do that until he got in the office. Until he got in a motherfucking office. That's right. What about you?

Part-time. I'd probably do whatever... Whatever Chris is doing his little side hustle. A little side hustle. Fraud by Nightman says, what's something you still can't seem to comprehend about yourself, even with therapy?

Oh, everything. You don't understand yourself? Not at all. Everything. And not even a lot. little bit. Like, especially the old I get, my brain is crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's to the point now, I'm just like, I, I, sometimes I'd be like, I'd be sending this shit to people, hey, man, say this.

Because I need it out. I need it in the, I need it in the ecosystem, okay? I can't say it. All right? This needs to be said. But it needs to be said. Shoot, my dad. Do you ever think about it this way? All right? Okay. All right. I just like to feed of chaos sometimes. And I don't know why I'm wired that way. I have no fucking...

You do need it, huh? I got to have a little... I just need a little bit of... What about you? Shit. Something you comprehend about yourself with that, even with therapy, man. I don't know.

I don't know. That shit too deep, say in? No, not regularly. but I have throughout my life. I think it's important. I think it's good. Yeah, like, why do I need, like, why don't I need constant feedback?

That's a good one. Like, why isn't it just, you get it? And then that's it forever. I need the reminder. Like, I need to keep playing a sport to know I'm good at the sport, you know, keep going on stage, and I'm good at it,

like, keep doing everything to know. It's not like I do it once, and it's like, yeah, that's it. I've achieved it, and I believe that I'm that great forever. I'm like that, bro. I'm like, like, when I saw Michael Jordan's The Last Dance, and I saw how he took things personal.

Yeah. And that shit fueled him. Yeah. I'm the same way. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Don't tell me anything good. Oh, really?

You want to feel. I'll keep asking over and over and over. But, man, when I hear you talking that shit. Oh, it's going to fucking charge. Oh. Oh, man. It's nothing like it. What does it do?

I just can't even describe how bad I want to shit, not even shit on you, but I'm not going to ever go out of my way to shit on you. And I thought, that's so funny we're having this conversation because I thought about this weekend as I was sitting around thinking about things that I can't figure out, right? About me.

And I said this to myself. I said, you know what? From now on, I am not, so we should not give any energy to any energy to anybody who's just trying to get our attention. Yeah. Because that's the era that we live in, right? We live in this era where everybody wants to be some sort of critic

and they'll get online or get on YouTube or get on podcast, whatever it is, and they'll have these wild takes that aren't even rooted in anything other than I want some type of engagement by either saying this person's name or I want this person to acknowledge me. I think all of us in a certain space should not acknowledge anybody unless they're actually good. Yeah, yeah. They're good.

Because I will always big you up for your talent. If I think you're dope, if I think your show is dope, if I think what you've created is dope, I will acknowledge that. But if it's just something that you're doing because I know you just want to engage me, are you just trying to get my attention, and you think that's the way to give my attention,

I'm never, ever going to get it to. I love it. Yeah, I like that philosophy. Ever, ever. That is, yeah, because it's beneath you. Yes. Yeah. Because it comes a certain point

what you have to, you have to think about that, right? You have to think about like, why do I care with this person who hasn't accomplished anything? Yeah. Why should I care about what they got this? I think it's less what they have to say. Again, I don't know your perspective on it. Like, this could be even, not even publicly.

Like, I don't like when I'm perceived as something that I know I'm not. Like, that frustrates me. If I'm perceived as something that I know I am and I agree with it and somebody is hating on me for that, reason? Like if they're like, this guy tells offensive jokes. And I'm like, yeah, you could feel that way about me.

Even if you hate that, you can feel the way about. But if somebody says something about me that I'm not or positions me in a way that, I feel like I want to clear the record. I don't. That's good. That's good. I don't. That is good.

Because here's the thing, at the end of the day, it don't matter what you say because these people are committed to misunderstanding you. And they're never going to say, hey, you know what? I had that wrong because now what do they have? No, exactly. And they're doing it for a click. so they're doing everything for the one. So I 100%, but that is the hard part, I would say.

That is the more difficult thing for me to get over. It's wanting to clear historical record. Like, it could even be like, even be me and my wife arguing about something and like she positioned some way, something that I said in some way. And I'll be like, I know this is not what it's about,

but I don't like that you position that I said that. And that's not even the fight. That's something that I need to learn. Like, okay, so whatever. That's what she think happened. It doesn't matter. Because if we debate this, then we're not going to get to the real issue.

But that's a thing for me, you know, being perceived in a way. But perception is just how people see you. Also, it's not how you are. It's what we said. It's like you're going to see things through your lens no matter what. So I can't waste time trying to correct people's vision. I am everything. I'm not even joking.

I might be the only person who's everything on social media. You are a Libra. I am. But I identify the frackle-maggot. You are. Listen, I'm straight. I'm gay. Yeah.

I'm a Democratic shell and I'm MAGA. You're MAGA, for sure. I pander the black women, but I love black. No, I hate black women. Yeah, but you also pander them. I'm everything. Yeah.

I'm Uncle Tom, but I'm also racist towards white people. What am I supposed to do? It's almost like when you're famous, people will use you to satisfy whatever their beliefs or feelings about the world are. I don't know to tell you. It's actually unbelievable. I sit back, I'm like, how can I be everything to everybody?

The reality is, You can't. You're not everything to everybody. You are what they need you to be in the moment. That's right. No, you're absolutely right. Fox News needs you to be anti-Comola, then you will be anti-coma. Based off something that I'm not even doing.

And the same thing. If CNN needs you to be pro-comla, they'll make you pro-combole. That's right. If CNN needs me to be the black person who is shitting on Democrats, which is like, no, I'm an American citizen who has objective opinions about all of this stuff. Okay? I know who I'm supporting. I'm supporting the vice president.

Been supporting vice president since 2020 when she ran. Two weeks left of us. That's what Laura Trump said. When we had from Breakfast Club, I was like, no, I'm voting for comments. She was like, we still have two weeks. We got time. We've got a lot of things.

What restaurant would Donald Trump need to work at in order for you to vote for? What he needs to? What restaurant? job when he need to work for 30 minutes for you. Man, that is funny-ass shit. Which one? Which drive-throughs you need to pull into and see Donald Trump's food? Okay, so then not that.

Which place? Where do you want to go? You see Donald Trump. You just feel you chick-fil-like. Nah, I don't fucking chick-fil-a-leg like that. Even the grill nuggets? No, man. What is it? I don't know. What would he need to do to win your vote? Not nothing. Nothing. There's no restaurant he could work out.

No. Brooklyn trapout. Brooklyn Traffouse God damn you racist This because he's black on He gotta be the Brooklyn Trapp house Because you mentioned you've gone Yeah

You mentioned how much you love that restaurant That was racist shit said on this podcast today You mentioned you love that restaurant What if he was a star tender? What if he got that app for it? He got that app for it Star Sender

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