The Brilliant Idiots - The Butterfly Defect

Episode Date: May 5, 2022

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It was good. Andrew Shult takes no days off, boy. Never. the dangerous guy. Dangerous motherfucking human. I don't want to call him a guy. I don't want to misgender him. I don't know what the fuck.

I don't know what he identifies as now, D. I identify as me as a maniac. That's crazy. Trans joker. Yeah. This motherfucker is a madman. Yeah, what if you just identified as a comedian?

Like, can you get away with anything? Can you get away with anything? I'm a comedian. Yep. You can get away with anything. Yeah. That's everything's jokes. I mean, here's the thing with any, any, any,

field, it don't matter. Like, you can say whatever you want. People are going to have an opinion, bro. It don't even matter. You might just be like, fuck it. Well, consequences, too. Hey, yeah. I mean, I think the most consequences that come from jokes nowadays is outrage.

Yeah. You know. It's not, like, those are those rare occasions when you see a comedian getting into a fight. Yeah. They are rare. Yeah, very rare. Like, we haven't seen it a lot. You're not to be upset, too.

Like, nobody says you can't be upset. That's true. Yeah. You can be upset. You can respond. You could say fucked up. The gym boxing, though. I'm doing my best.

Truth to the matter is, the truth to the matter is, ain't no looking back, brother. Ain't no looking back. Don't ever do anything that's going to make you end up in the comedy clubs again. You're going to stay on the marina stages

make it hard for people to get up. That's right. That's right. That's right. Where do we begin, man? Black China lost her lawsuit. I'm sure that we all saw that coming. Yeah.

I didn't know what it was about. It was a defamation lawsuit. She was, well, wasn't it a defamation? Yeah. Yeah, she was trying to say that the Kardashians defamed her in order to keep her from having season two of her talk show. But come on, man, we had to know it was grand opening, grand closing. When they said, no, we didn't want you to have the season two because you were abusive. Yeah.

And when you get on the stand and they ask you about your abuse and you say you was just playing. Yeah. Yeah, that's a lot of these women that have been on the stand lately. They're just playing. When they're abusive, it's just jokes, huh? You see that, right? Amber Hurd is like, oh, I just took a shit in his bed as a joke. Oh, I used to smack him and hit him as a joke.

I think lower the boom on these chicks, bro. They got to be some consequences. Yo, jail. It has to be. No, I'm not lying. I'm not lying. I'm being dead. And I want more dudes to come on out.

Maybe not in the case. Let's go, boys. But that's all it is. You know why we're scared? Because we've seen so many examples. Women never seen an example. Like, oh, whatever. That's right.

But now we got receipts. Before it was he says, she said, she said, now we got recordings. We got video. We got, I'm telling you, man, we're victims. In the case of Black China, we're victims. In the case of Black China, I don't think it should be jail. But in the case of Amber Heard, if what I heard was true, they said at the end of the case, the lawyer played a recording of her saying, go ahead, call the police.

I'm a woman. They're not going to believe over domestic violence. Oh, she needs to go to prison, bro. That's what I'm saying. When you see somebody weaponize it like that. But listen, even us as men, when I'm hearing somebody say, do that to a woman, I still feel bad even though I know she's wrong. What you mean?

Like as soon as you said, like, that's what she need. I'm like, ah, give her a little leeway. Oh, no, I'm calling the police. That's all. You were calling the police? By the way, what else can you do? You saw the woman that put her finger in Mike Tyson's face? Death pound.

What if she had anthrax on her fingernails? She might have had anthrax on her fingernails. Yeah, 100%. What is Mike supposed to do? With their men in jail? You know what men put their girls in jail and have to go back and bail him out? That's fine, but somebody got to learn. There has to be some examples that.

Women have done that to men for years. I'm gonna call the police on you. You get locked up, they get back together. We set examples with dudes all the time. That's right. We set examples in the justice system all the time. Hey, you can't do this.

This is an example. I think we need to do that with Amber Hurst. She needs to do some time, bro. That's right. It's not just money because she doesn't got no money. We need time. Look at this. You think that's somebody giving Mike a COVID test.

Come on, man. That's some woman who just decided to come up to Mike and stick her goddamn fingers up Mike's nose. What's she flirting? I don't know what she was doing. But anything Mike does in that situation is bad for. Mike. If he grabs her wrist, if he slaps her hand. What if he just goes? Just what I thought. Do you know what he did? I don't know what? I don't think you did anything.

I think his security came to push her away or something. Yeah, now that's too crazy. But why? Mike Tyson. If he had grabbed the arm, he would have been in trouble. If he's seen marks on her arm, he would have been in trouble. If he's seen marks on her arm, he would have been in trouble. And then look how they started this paragraph off. Mike Tyson had another heated fanning powder. Oh. Mike's was attacked. Exactly. Again. How about that? Exactly.

Just days after he was film punching on an overly excited fan aboard a JetBra. Overly excited? Overly excited has how you describe an intoxicated crazy person. Yes. This right. He's going to live for others. I don't even want, yeah. It says he was taking photos with fans when a woman just came and stuck her finger in his nose.

Mike don't be bothering. No goddamn body. Mike, hi. He wants to chill. Like, why do he want Mike to go back to the old Mike? They really. They want it. They want that shit up, man.

Do not wake up. No, no, no, no. It's like I've been wanting to try him forever. He still got it. I'm telling. Fells, we got to start being more litigious, bro. I agree. I mean this sincerely.

Because we've done this for a while. Like, you know, we always talk about toxic masculinity. Part of toxic masculinity is just taking shit on the chin. Yeah. You know, just being fucking abused and then and then just going, hold on a second, tail. Just taking things on the chin and being abused and then just going, oh, my God, I guess I should just put up with this.

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. It's very important. Hey, bro, if you, if you ladies and you fellas that want to destroy toxic masculinity want to truly destroy it, we don't have to go to court. It's the only way. We don't have to go to court. No, we're going to have to go to court.

We're going to go to court. We're going to have to start being litigious. We can't just be slapped or punch or all these kind of shit. Or people say whatever the fuck they want about us for nothing. No, no, no, you say some shit. Yeah. We're going to court. That's right.

And you know your ass is lying, your life is ruined. You're not going to ruin my life. If it's my life of yours, like, why would she do that? Because she said, come on. Like, why would she do that? And that's Mike Tyson. You already know why. He's reflected in attack.

You already know why, bro. Look, look, look, look, look. That's like pushing the button. Look at this. Look at this. Watch. She stuck her finger in his nose. Come on, family.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why would you do that? White woman? Yep. What is she, did she finger herself or something? That's what did she do? That's what I was. I was thinking, I was out thinking that maybe she did that.

Maybe, but. She was flirting. She was like this. Yeah. Smell this thing. Do I need a pap smear? Whatever it was, Mike reacted disgustingly. Lawsuit.

Imagine a dude grabbed his dick. Come on, man. And then put it in a girl's face. Now, you get fucked up. That's prison, right? We would say go to prison, right? I love how we added that part of, she rubbed her genitalia. She was doing that.

Go with it. Let's go. She did do that. That's why I said. She did that, bro. I said she was. I remember her. She did that.

If a dude did that to a girl, jail, fuck him up. We all see the shit out of him. We beat the shit out of him. Yo, girls, where are you at? By the way. Girls, start beating, y'all. Start beating these other girls up.

By the way, that right there is assault. If she indeed did finger herself and do it, then it's sexual assault. She's sexually assaulted. That's what I'm saying. She tried to penetrate him. She tried to penetrate him. She tried to penetrate a hole.

She tried to penetrate. Yo, that's rape. What the fuck? She raped him. She penetrated his nose. she penetrated his body, bro. Could it be? I mean, I don't think you're wrong.

I'm just saying, bro. That's how this shit works. Yeah. It should. What Andrew's saying is very true, man. Like, there has to start being, where is it mean? Repercussions.

You use a good word, technical term, litigation. No. We have to be litigious, bro. I started to say, we got to be Latitia. But we got to be, we got to be litigious when it comes to situations like this. The legal term? Say what? It's a legal term?

I think what is litigious just means, um, um, I don't know. Like to go, they take people to take, they take people to court. That's all.

Yeah, that's really what it means. It's a litigious person is someone who goes to court for anything. As you should. But, hey, but,

other than that, how else am I supposed to react to this situation? You're going to try to win this court of public opinion, but you know what we're going to do? We're going to have an open trial just like Amber Hurd and Johnny Depp is, and we're going to see how the public really feels

when the truth comes out. So open trial. So what is the guys? If the Karen's is a white woman that always want to go to court, what is the men? Smart. Smart. So innocent.

Karen don't be wanting to go to court. Karen just want you to get, go to jail. Karen just want to do whatever the fuck Karen's want to do. And they don't care about nobody else beside themselves. She wants to be gone. Yeah. It's fucked up. Did you see the White House correspondence then?

I saw you do your own roast, which is why I said you're a maniac. I thought, yeah, that's up on Flay. right now. Yeah, I did see it, and I thought it was good. I thought Trevor did a good job. I thought he had, like, you have to understand, like, the situation that you're put in. For the situation he was put in, I thought he had some edgy jokes in there. And Biden even had a couple jokes that made me laugh.

Like that Brandon joke, like the Republicans are doing all right. At least this one guy, Brandon, they seem to really be on him. His body stays straight. Honestly, it could have not been him. He could have not been there. That's also possible. I never seen a move before. Yeah.

But, no, I thought it was good, man. I think that everybody in America deserves laughs except for that administration. They don't deserve no dinner. They don't deserve no motherfucking laughs. What were they celebrating on Saturday? Do they see the state of this goddamn country? Do they see the state of this world? Okay?

They celebrate meanwhile the Supreme Court is like, fuck that, no more abortions. You know what I mean? Did they really do that? What's the whole deal with that? Which is crazy. There's a drag. I forgot what the technical term for it, but there was some type of draft that was circulating in the court where basically five of the judges already said they're voting to overturn Roe versus Wade, which is wild because they said never in the history of the Supreme Court have these drafts been leaked while the proceedings is still going on. So the YouTube conspiracy theorist in me is saying it's a reason they want us to know this information.

Why? I think that they want us debating about it. I think they want people in the streets, especially with summertime coming. because clearly they're trying to just scratch them something. What that something is, I don't know, because there's so much fucking things going on. There's a lot going on. I saw a headline, which means absolutely nothing,

but that said, some people are saying it wasn't the Democrats, the Democrat justices, not like there's Democrat or Republican justices, but you know what I mean. It was actually the people that were for repealing Roe v. Wing, right? They released it because they were worried that another judge was going to convince some of them that they shouldn't.

So they got it out early. Now, again, right now we're all in conspiracy world. Yeah. You know, some people say that it was released so there would be public outrage and the public outrage could potentially sway the judges. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But who knows what the fuck has happened? And I'm married, so.

No, I'm with you. I just, my, I ain't row of you waiting. My biggest problem is, I'm sure if you're listening to Broan idiots, If you listen to Breakfast Club, you've heard me tell y'all this was happening. You've heard me have these conversations. I'm like, yo, are we paying attention yet? So it's like if my dumbass knows that this is happening, you mean to tell me that the people in power,

the elected officials that we voted for didn't know this was happening? Joe Biden said he was going to do whatever he needed to do to protect abortion rights. What happened? Like, how do we get here? I think what is this? Trevor had a joke where he even said, I forget exactly what he was referring to. He basically said nothing that Joe Biden says he's going to do

who he actually does. That's a fact. And that shouldn't be funny. But I don't think they're going to repeal this shit, bro. I don't think they're going to repeal this shit. I mean, listen, I'm going to be honest with you. I don't see why they wouldn't. It's already been happening in a bunch of different states.

You know what I'm saying? But full repeal? What's the point of playing with it? You got to think, like, they, some people don't really believe in abortion for religious reasons. So that's what they're holding on to. I purposely feel like, you know, hey, the population

for white America is shrinking. They're like, yo, let's have these babies. By 2040, you know, if brown people are going to be the majority and white people are going to be the minority, people look at that and think that's just a numbers game. No, that's a political game. Unless you can just keep converting a lot of these Latinos

to the conservative party, which seems to be happening in a lot of places. Right. So, I mean, I don't know. Changing white. You said what? It's making them white. Latinos are making a white.

Well, a lot of them identify as white. Yeah. They did that originally. I think they did that, right? Like, if you look at the census, they're like Latino Caucasian or Latino, other or something like that.

I think that's essentially what happens. So you maintain a white majority. No, there are white Latinos. Like, there are Latinos that just come from fucking Spain or Germany or Portugal, et cetera. Like,

so they are white by definition, I guess. Yeah. But all this shit is made up anyway. Yeah, it's a tricky thing. I don't think they'll repeal it. I think it would just be such a massive, it just be such a massive correction to make. And it would drive the country fucking crazy,

it'd be so polarized. It's like, is that what they really want? Do they want another summer of people going berserk? I will be honest. Listen, I don't know how berserk people are going to be because I didn't realize it was so many women who actually agree. They're like, yo, we don't want abortions.

50% of women. I was shocked. They're like, yo, we don't believe in abortion. And I don't know what the, I know some of it is for religious reasons. I want to say believe, but I don't like it. Yeah, the phrasing is always tricky because it's like believe in abortions. It's like, it's phrases if you're like, I want, like, you believe in God. You don't believe in.

You know what I'm saying? I'm pro abortions. It's like, are you pro? Like, you don't want to have to do that. It will have to. I'm pro-choice. Right. That's it.

Right. Nobody should tell us anybody what to do with their body. You could choose to do it or you could choose not to do it. That's right. And even young thug, when young thugs, play the clip, Taylor. You heard the young thug? What is it? Come on.

Now, Thug got here putting things on the ballot. Yeah, let's go. The thug has a very conservative opinion about something. I love that. young dog, man. Pull it up, Taylor. Pull it up, Taylor.

Pull it up Taylor. Come on Taylor. And I also want to say, Back it up, Terry. I want to say this real quick before he moved a young dog. You know that video? You know that video?

I can't put it up. Back it up, Ter. Boy, listen, you know what you tell you about to have kids, so. Stop. I know what you even think. Even the fact that you're thinking that's wrong.

Look at this. This is hilarious. You got to stop. Back it up, Ter. Hey, back it up, Ter. Hey, back it up, Ter. Hold on. Before we play that, Taylor, I want to say.

Taryn, back it up. That the, the, the, that's funny. You got to stop. You know the video we talk about? The dude in the electric wheelchair, they lighten the fireworks. No. They let him light the fireworks, but then he can't get out the way. So his man's is just like, back it up, Ted?

Come on, tear. He got the electric. He died, but he couldn't get out quick. No, man. When it wouldn't move, it turned. It needed to be charged? No, stop. What?

No, he just couldn't do it. He couldn't back it up, tear. Bag up, bag up. Bag up, tear. Put it in reverse. Ter. Oh, Lord. Oh, geez.

What's what you doing, Ter? Listen. Back in it up, Ted. Come on, Ter. And another thing about this abortion thing, Democrats are, like, their lovingness, like, some of them, because they're like, oh, this is going to get people out, put in midterms, right?

And so you're hearing the talking points. This is great timing. But listen, the talking points are like, you know, this is why you got to vote and elections matter. Y'all do realize y'all in power now, right? You do realize y'all are in power right now. Right now. Like literally right now.

Nina Turner said the cola shit. Nina Turner said, protecting abortion rights is not a midterm pitch. Democrats have the power now. We have the majority in Congress and we have the White House. Instead of drafting fundraising emails tonight, our elected leaders should be in D.C. voting the codify role and getting rid of the filibuster. Like, it's weird to me to hear Democrats say, this is why elections matter. This is why you should go out and vote. Y'all are in power now. If you wanted to protect the abortion rights.

They got to change their whole shit up. Voting rights. All these things, you could have been doing it. You haven't done it. Change your right. What did Trevor say about Biden? Nothing gets done. Nothing gets done. Yeah, one of these jokes you get away with anything and say anything. Yeah. Yeah. But it's facts, though. Until you realize it ain't funny because this shit true. And that's why he don't deserve no dinner. Are no laughs.

The fuck. Fuck they laughing and joking for. Taylor, let's see what Taylor got to say. Let's hear young thug. Also, congratulations to Taylor on that Instagram post. What Instagram post?

That Instagram post yesterday. Was it your birthday yesterday? What Instagram post? What Instagram post? What was that for? What Instagram post? Oh, shit, okay. Oh, that's why somebody text me.

It was like, Taylor ain't even bad. I was like, what are you talking about? What does that mean? Maybe I see it. It's making sense now. You were killing it in that post. Let me see. I got to see.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You know, I love. Let me see. Hold on.

What does that say? What is that say? I'm too old. Let me see. Let me see. Yeah, that's not cool. But what does it say, though? Yeah, that's not cool.

I ain't going to read it. I ain't going to read it. Because she was killing that picture, bro. I ain't going to lie. She, you know what I'm going to say? This guy's an asshole, bro. Yeah, he said you dick with no ass.

I ain't say, come on. No, I ain't say, you know what he's texting. No, that's not what you said. That's not what he said. Don't worry about it. It's somebody. You know who it is? You want to have a short date.

That's all it is. Whoa. Whoa. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Your dick's 5-1. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Use this caption for your dick. You know what it is, though?

It's actually somebody Taylor been playing with. Ooh. Because Taylor, Taylor want to be a player. You don't worry, though. I can tell. I can tell that was, she ain't even that fine, though. Oh, so he's tight. You're saying he's tight.

He sent me that picture, that same picture, and he put she ain't even that fine, though. I'm glad he upset. You know what I text back? What? Can't tell her that dope. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday.

Damn. Taylor birthday in two weeks, should be 37. All right, let's go. Let's listen to young dog. All right, what's thug saying? Listen to big thugger. Listen to big thugger.

Listen to big thugger. God need to set some rules, bro. We need new rules. We need new oath, bro. If you get broke, if you're a broke-ed nigga, you should not be able to nut because you're bringing poor kids into this world for making a nigga's rug and kill and still because you're running around with no type of career, no nothing. Having kids, now your kids growing up won't shit. Your kids growing up looking at thug in his game. Is it child abuse to have kids if you can't take care of them?

Can't take care of them? But there's a lot of people who can take care of them and don't take care of them. And that's child abuse. We call that child abuse. Do we not? If you don't take care of your kids, we call that child abuse. When you say a dead beat dad, that really supposed to sting somebody. So it's like what he's saying is he's saying a version of that.

But I think that there's something to be said. Like if you know someone who got, you ever see somebody homeless with a pet and you're like, come on. Right? Like, what are we doing out here right now? How are you feeding his animal? Come on, bro. Like get it together. Like you need a ceiling.

You need a ceiling. I think it's worthy of. discussion. I think that I would never go so far as to tell somebody they shouldn't have kids. But I think what Young Thug is basically saying, like, you got to have your priorities together. He's saying the most extreme version of like, yo, take care of your life before you bring children into this world. That's right. If you can't

take care of yourself, if you're going to have recreational sex, scrap up. You know, pull out when you scrapped up. He said, he said, you don't deserve it nuts. You know, that's fire. Tim, not even about doing myself. No, Tarr. Back it up, Tim. Back it up. Back up. Back up. Back. Back. Back. It's up. Stay backed up. Stay backed up.

Take back up. There ain't no explosions over there, tear. They ain't deserved no fireworks, T. Listen, because the truth to the matter is, we all have seen these movies or we know people, especially when we was young. Somebody gets somebody pregnant and be like, man, I can't afford to have that baby. Man, we, you tell a girl. Oh, I thought that was Wayne.

That's God. But, you know, we all know that guy that's like, man, we can't. can't afford to have this baby right now. It's like, but you should have thought about that before you jumped in that point home. No, 1,000 percent, but both of them, and I always say that, and around all the people I know that got kids early, they're the most successful ones. Tell you the truth. You know what I'm saying?

Because now the baby gave them something to live for. Now I have to do this. They would have been a bum-ass motherfucker if they ain't had them kids. You know what I'm saying? The baby gained him responsibility. They gave them responsibility. Now I got to get on. Now I can't be out here with y'all no more.

That's what I came up. And the other thing is how poor are we talking? You know what I'm saying? Because I grew up country poor. I grew up in Montau County, we grew up in a single-wide trailer. Like, I think my mom said the most she ever made in a year was $30,000. Like, my dad did, you know, construction and stuff like that, but we weren't rich. But they have five kids.

Like, I didn't even, you don't even realize how much you didn't have until you get older and go back. And you're like, hey, we grew up in that. You know what I'm saying? I go to my grandma's and be like, we used to be in here, but I didn't realize we didn't have much. Yeah. I didn't realize I was poor until I was 13. I didn't have a bed till I was 13 years old. Where do you sleep?

Yeah, on dressers and stuff. I didn't know that kids, like, real shit. I got 12 brothers and sisters, you know what I'm saying? What are you mean on a dresser? Like that seems less comfortable. The floor is reasonable, but like a dresser is weird. Dresses are like four feet long. Man, I'm trying to tell.

That's what I'm telling you. I used to sleep on a dresser for years. And when I went to my boyfriend. Stop, man. I don't believe you at everything I love. You made it shit up, bro. Stop it. The sweet is your mom and she is not going to have you sleeping on a dresser.

It's 12 of us in a three. How big he's a dresser, bro? And how many times did you fall off and hit your head? That's a point, a lot. Oh, no. Yo, that's some shit they told you. You never slept in a dresser, bro. I used to sleep in a cupboard, bro.

I used to sleep above the sink in a cupboard. What are you making up, bro? I promise to anything I love. I didn't know grown-ups supposed to have beds. I thought only growners had beds. I went to my boy house, he was jumping on his bed, and I was like, you're crazy. No, that's real.

No, but Wax and Sanager. I can't really. speak to the bad thing, but there's so many things we didn't have growing up that when you see it, you're like, oh shit, I ain't know that's supposed. Oh, you see somebody wearing, like, some nice shoes to play basketball. Like, man, you're wearing your good shoes.

Your mom's going to play basketball. I never wear my good shoes to play basketball. My brother was working at the Nike store. I'm one of his coworkers, right? Was this dude, this dude, right? And then another one of his co-workers was this white dude. And the black dude was like, yo, this white dude is crazy, bro. I went over to his house.

This motherfucker just is the craziest shit. And he's like, what are you talking about? Bro, out of nowhere, he just gave his mom an RKO. What the hell is the RKO? You never seen that? No, the, the fuck. What is Randy Orton? No.

What the fuck? I was going to do that to my mom now. Out of nowhere. Just right up on his mom's boom in the middle. And he goes, he said to him. Watch this. Let me show you what I do to my mom. And they just out of nowhere through him in RKO.

You got to get the black. That's what I'm saying. Black box. I don't do that to my mom in now. And there's no daddy in the house. There's no daddy in the house. You need somebody to play with. You don't think of a buffy.

There's absolutely no father in the house. More responsibility. What the fuck? All I know is I just think that young thug is talking about priorities. That's it. You know what I'm saying? Another thing he said too, he was like, you know, you grow up poor and you end up robbing people. That is, you know, true.

Poverty does influence crime, but you have to think about the social economic conditions that caused that environment to begin with. Yeah, and I can say something about that too, man. All the dudes who grew up like that, poor is the ones who actually did it. The ones who had wealth in the beginning, when they, when they, like,

when came down, they didn't know nothing about how to hustle and shit like that. So that's what they do. I'm going to rob. So it's the motherfuckers who had the bread who come down, who don't know that life,

how to hustle. Then the motherfuckers who really rob people at the end of the day. The niggas who came from the bottom, they ain't robbing nobody. They're familiar with it. They're comfortable at that. Yeah, they know how to hustle.

They're going to make sure they get the bread. You know, he's sleeping shit comfortable at the end of the day. And the other thing, I don't know if people are mad about young thug because I haven't even looked. I don't know if this is causing outrage, but he's talking to men, right? How many times has your home girl told you ladies, don't let that broke nigga get you pregnant? Don't let that broke motherfucker get you pregnant. Don't you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

So you mad at thug for telling, giving men the directive like, yo, be cautious if you out here just sleeping around and you ain't got no money. Yeah, but and also his point about like, you. if you have children that grow up in, you know, destitute poverty, they might be more likely to rob. And he's basically saying, like, why would you put your kid in a situation where they got to break a law? They can't win. Yeah. Yeah. We're all lying ourselves. If we said the first time we had kids, we was like, man, I don't know if I'm financially able to handle this. We all want some type of financial stability before we have children. Like, what's wrong with, like, I don't understand what's wrong with the logic.

I got you about to go to jail. You got a whole lap, my dick If I give me 10, fuck you Who else? Jesus Craig Keep it around So I just think he's telling Guys that have their priorities

I don't think it's anything wrong with that I'm not going to go so far as to tell Broke, you know, people that don't have money They shouldn't have no They shouldn't have kids But you should think about it Like am I financially able to handle this? Are you ever ready though?

I don't think you're ever ready, man. That's, I've heard that as well. And I think, I mean, you guys have kids, you know way better than I do. And that kind of makes sense. Like, maybe there's never a perfect time. No, no. And, like, you make it the right time.

But being, like, fiscally responsible and you're bringing life into the world, that ain't a bad idea. Like, no. I hear what, even when you got memes, if you start having more kids, all you keep thinking about is, I got to make sure I still got it 18 years from now.

You know what I'm saying? Like, this is a process now. It's not like, you can be up today, have kids. They live in a good life. And then in the next three, four years, you'd be down. Just a week ago. And now what do your, how do your kids survive? To the wax's point, they don't know nothing else.

Yes. But the high life. So that shit is a different level of pressure. So I get it. You don't know about. Oh, we'll say that, Taylor. See, Taylor just throws out a random. Taylor said if you can't provide.

No, before that, she just goes, what about adoption? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give it. But she made. giving a kid up for adoption if you can't provide for the and I think a lot of people do do that. Yeah, that's a problem too. I don't think that's a problem.

I think that's smart. It's thoughtful. It's thoughtful. It's thoughtful. But that's just like, and I don't want to put it the same thing. But it's like, why are you having all these puppies

and nobody's going to buy? You see what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Like, is it a problem just have to get the kids out? It's just, yeah. I'm sure they growing up into the whole system like that and ain't got no family. Like, if you know for a fact,

somebody's guarantee you going to grab your baby. That's different. Then you breathe. And then you go ahead and be like, you know, I get his baby off. You know what family are getting your baby? Come on, that's out of control. I'm telling you all you. I'm going to start thinking about these things because the Supreme Court.

I can't leave your own much options. The Supreme Court ain't leaving y'all much options, so you have to start thinking about something. Okay? Yeah. Okay. What else we got? Oh, the Met Gallo. What do you feel?

How do you feel about it? Like, what is your... I don't give a shit. All I know is this a bunch of celebrities who haven't eaten in three weeks. just to fit in the outfit. You know, you got guys and women wearing waist trainers. Yeah. And I just hope that last night and today they got something good to eat.

Yeah. I hope they got some carbs, sugar, some meat, because I know you've been starving yourself. I met, not even meat, but I was with two people last week who went to the Met Gall. I was with the homie, Lala, Anthony, and I was with my cousin, Chloe, Chloe Bailey. And I asked both of them the same thing, like, how far in advance? you all put your outfits out for the Metcala. And they're like weeks. Yeah, probably working on them.

Like, right? And both of them say it was like, it starts with a sketch. They showed me the sketch. I'm like, oh, shit. You know what I mean? So they plan this out. And this is planned out.

So I just hope that. Doesn't, doesn't Anna Wintor connect the people invited with a designer? Isn't that the whole thing? It's like the editor of Vogue connects you with a designer. I don't even know what is the Met Gallo for other than like Just rich people celebrating themselves, bro. That's all it is. This is rich people Halloween.

Yeah. That's all it is. Like, do they give money to charity or anything? I don't even fucking know, dogs. God bless. Would you go if he was invited? Probably not. You don't think so?

No. He's going to have to gala. Well, here's the thing. Would I want to go? No. Would my wife kill me if we didn't go? Yes. So I would go for my wife.

But, uh, yeah, I don't know. Maybe if it was like me and the homies, maybe like if we all went together and we could just be in the cut making fun of all these people. But like as a comedian, like what we do, I mean,

shouts at Jerry Seinfeld, he said this. He was like accepting a ward on one of these things. And he goes, honestly, I shouldn't be up here accepting the ward. I should be in the back with a bunch of other comedians making fun of every asshole

that's actually here. Like that, like that sounds fun to me. Like if we're all there and we're in a cut, we're on one table, and we're looking at these dumb ass mother, You can't even sit down to eat because their dresses are all weird and shit. And we are just lighting these motherfuckers up.

I think every award show, every gala should have a comedian host. Actually, a series of comedians. Yeah. But I think the problem with a lot of this stuff, even the Oscars and everything, fuck the jokes. Let's do the roast. Roast all the celebrities and attendance. Roast all the musicians and attendance, all the artists. That's fun.

Because guess what everybody at home is doing? Roasting motherfuckers. They're talking about what you wearing. They're talking about what size you are. They're talking about what your head look like. They are picking. They picked all, everybody that's on Shade Room right now, all of these people got picked apart last night.

Absolutely. You see the guy. They said Kit Cuddy dressed as Django. King Cuddy. I was on Grand Wizards. You followed Grand Wizards. He followed him. Grand Wizard is the goat in Instagram.

He said, he said, Kit Cuddy dresses Django. He got the side-by-side and everything, bro. He's actually dressed as a combination of Django and God damn Sammy Little Jackson's character. he's actually a mixture of a bunch of jangle cat is that's leonardo decaprio's cape like that's a bunch of no for real he's it's a mixture of everything his sleeves is that wow they even have what's the theme i thought they used to have themes

and shit like that oh no let me see his shit right here i'm gonna scroll through taylor let's see i haven't looked through any of you seen the guy with the grisette the cresette you know the thing that girls were the corset yeah the corset That's what I said. Your guys and girls be wearing the waist trainers, man. Come on, bro. Yeah, that's definitely jango. Cutty's dressed like jango.

That's definitely jango. Hey, man, salute, though. This is silly. Who that, Drake? Stop it. Oh, that's bad money. Oh, shit. My bad money got the shoulder pads in the Dick Tracy trench coat.

I bet you got his corset. A scurcette. Scurcette. No, dude. He looks like Hitler, dude. He is dressed up. That's like Hitler, bro. What's up, Bad Bunny?

Yo, salute to Bad Bunny. I think we saw Bad Bunny somewhere. Bad Bunny getting it in. Bad Bunny's a wrestler and all the type of shit now. He's crushing things. He's in a Marvel movie. He's crushing it right now. Yeah, salute the Bad Bunny.

What else we got, Taylor? That's Gunna. Gunner clean. That's a clean-out-up. Yeah, ain't bad, bro. I'm gonna tell you something. I'd be looking at Gunny and Young Thug, and I admire their wardrobe.

I just know it won't work for me because I got hips. You know what I'm saying? No, for real. Like, my shape don't allow me. To do what? To put that kind of stuff on. You don't think you can pull that off?

Look a gunner, man. Go back to Gunna. Like, I got a wide. My bottom looks wild. Yeah, you got a wide bottom, bro. It's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, your bottom is super wild, bro.

It's so wild, like Taylor be jealous. Like, me and Taylor will take pictures sometime. Yeah. Side by side, but not say who's who. And I'd be like, who's Taylor. You got her? They all every time. Wow.

Every time. Wow. Taylor, don't hate. Wow. Why you, every single time. How old are you? How what am I?

Yeah. Forty-three. So 43, you still got it. Come on, man. Snatched or what? It's getting smashed. It's getting snatched. Yeah.

I just got ass, bro. Yeah, you do that. Checks. Yeah, you do that. You do that have cheeks, bro. Back it up, Ted. Back it up, Ted. Back it up, T.

Yeah, you got to see that video, man. You got to see that video. You play the video, Taylor. I was fucking unbelievable. But for you to be laughing at it's fucked up. They all laughing. Terry laugh. Who is Terry? Terry was laughing, bro.

You were scared of him, bro. Nobody came to push him out the way? It was just fireworks, man. No, it was fireworks, bro. You don't want to end up like Terry. Man. Territ. Back it up.

Yo, get Terri. I hate doing that. I can't even do that shit. Stop. Stop, stop. You're crazy, bro. You don't understand the video if you'll do that. You're a crazy guy, man.

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Doug. Another last weekend? Yeah, I know. I know. It's too many last week. This is a reschedule. Because it was, it was, it was locked down. So Vancouver, we're going to be there. this Friday. That's it. Church announcement wax? Yes, man. Your local dispensary in LA, go get the Who's Wax, man.

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Mine is yesterday. What's the this comes up? Yes, May 3rd, yesterday. Tamika Mallory, State of Emergency, how to win in the country we built. It came out. Hold up.

Paperback. I know. Okay. Thank God. I know. I know. I know that book been out, bro. I know for the fact that book has been out, Charlemagne.

If you tell me right now that it just came out. No. Holy shit. The hardcover been out. The audio version has been out. The Kind of version had been out. The paperback book just came out. But you know, they do that.

I don't know why they do that, but like the hard cover comes out, then after about, you know, six, seven months then they put out the paper back. Why is that? I really don't know. They're doing the same thing that Jordans do.

What do you mean? Oh, they got the different color way? Same colors, the same thing. Yeah. I bet you got the same words in it. This guy.

Yeah, this guy. This guy has changed this. This guy is sensational. I'm pretty sure. This guy is. This guy is sensational. This guy is sensational. No, no, I'll tell you.

No, he's right. He's right, he's right, though. I mean, it is the same words. He's not wrong. It's next level, but I know it sounds crazy, but it's not wrong. It's not wrong. There is the same words in it. It's just the paperback version of the bookbook.

Tamika Mallory, State of Emergency, how to win in the country we built available via paperback everywhere you buy books now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet you is the same word. I bet you. I bet you would open. it up. It got the same words in it. I bet you

Temeica Rode it. I bet you it's the same book. I bet you they put in the same book just with more paper. They had thick paper on the floor and now it's going to be thin paper. That's what I think the George is doing. Yo, you're on to something. I don't know if anybody ever noticed it.

He hit my whole life. I was buying a hard cover and then I was buying a paperback reading the paperback like this is fucking familiar. What the hell going on? Two different books. What kind of on. Donkidok is this? What is this trick?

So I don't think about the fucking Jordan. The same shit. It's the same shit, bro. Books are wild, though. They're like the reverse of the penis. Like, they get hard. Oh, no, technically they're hard first. Then they get soft.

That is a penis. No, no, no, no, no. Reverse penis. It starts out hard and then gets soft. No, we start out soft. Penis starts out soft and it gets hard. And it gets hard. Books start out hard and then they get soft.

So, it starts out hard. So it's the reverse. I don't know what I was. Unless your penis is just hard all day and then it gets soft when it's time to fuck. Oh, man. I don't turn you off. Like, how does your penis work? Does your penis start out hard?

And then you just stuff it into the forest. It actually does in the morning. In the morning, it starts off hard. Then it just, yeah, it gets soft after it does what it does. You guys are hard in the mornings? Yeah. Hell yeah. I'm not going to lie to you.

I haven't experienced that in the way. Yo, bam. That's for your twins, me. I haven't had a hard cover, wake up. in a long time. That's why I did. That's why I did a B-12 shot today. Hopefully I wake up with a hard on.

Oh, yeah. I'm still, I wake up hard and I go back to sleep. I'm like, something's wrong. No, that means something right. It's just your blood flowing. I drink bleats every single day. Bleach? Bleach every single day.

Beets. Beets. God, man. You're going to get people killed, man. This guy going to get people killed, man. This guy literally going to get people killed, man. What did I say? This is unbelievable.

This guy is so crazy. You got to put out. a book and you got to make the soft cover different from the hard cover. You got to be the first person in history to put a soft cover out that's different. You know what? I'll be the first person to have a book and don't read it. That was worse than Trump. You might get more people killed than Trump.

What, the bleach? The bleach? Yeah. I'm not drinking no bleach to kill COVID. I take my chances. But for a harder dick. Yeah, a lot of people would drink some bleach. They might drink that, bro.

Yeah, that's your whole pride. Yeah, that's facts. Saluta. to Zeeway. Oh, yeah. Yeah, salute to Zeeway. I love Zeeway. I think Zeeway is fantastic.

I think Zway should replace James Corbin. Corbin. Corbin. Corbyn. Yeah. James Corden. When James, James, James, is his last year he announced.

So he turned out $50 million to come back for multiple seasons. But this is his last year. And I think that's a perfect... He got that Kardashian bag. He don't need the... He's going back to the UK, but I think... No, no. He's producing the Hulu show.

James Corden? Yeah, that's why you don't need this late night shit. Yeah, his production company. I thought that was Ryan Seacrest. Ryan gave it up? I don't know if he gave it up. James Corden is producing the Hulu show?

My understanding. You should Google that right now. But if you get that bag, then it's like, you don't need to be... You know, you know that was Ryan's bag originally. Yeah, Ryan was the man that put the, um, Kardashians in the game. But salute to Zeeway, I think she should replace James Corden's show.

I had a ball on her show, man. I don't think that anybody does interviews like Zeeway. And I love the way she edits her interviews. Like it's just it's fun. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, and it's like a twist. Everybody's doing interviews and conversations the same. She reminds me

of like, um, you ever watch Much Dink interviews? No. What about like a between two ferns, the Zach Alfenakis thing a little bit? Where the interview's kind of roasting you, but like, yeah. She's kind of playing a character. Yeah, she's, no, she is playing. Her character is that of a daytime, you know, television person. Gotcha.

People were hitting me this week, like, I don't, I don't F with her, I'm mad. Because they're taking her seriously when it's, yeah, it's satire. It's satire, guys. It's supposed to make Charlemagne look bad, if you will. But it's funny, though. It's funny. I knew what the show was. Like, I watched Zeeway.

I shouted out Zeeway before, so I knew what the show was. So, salute the Zeeway. I think she should replace James Cornyn. If you haven't watched the episode, the season premiere, of me on Z-Way show, um, go watch it. And I love black women.

I shouldn't, I shouldn't have to say that, but, oh, sure, play it, play it, let's play it. You know,

she used to write for Jesus Amaro. Oh, really? That's what she came from. That's how she's in the whole showtime, CBS, by,

so you've had Beefs with Little Mama, Monique, Cassie, Azelie Banks, your own co-host, Angela Yee, the list goes on and, on and on and on.

Bees is a strong word. You've maligned black women. So why do you hate black women exactly? No, I love black women. And I mean, I guess I can see where People would say that if you want to take those three or four times And put them together in a montage. Come on.

The following was paid for by Zway Sam. Why would I get what legends get? Because their resume recently is better. You can just move it on paper. Music, it does she people say I'm dope all the time? Really. Tell them a giant and be honest. Can't ask Brandy, whatever.

mouth do it over. No, you cannot. It's not a compliment. Don't worry. Right now you're like a character of yourself. But show the person that's promoting then. Come on, man. Yeah, all the totally different. I know. I really, well, yes, you're a different person every year. Come on. Isn't that good, though? It's almost like they're ashamed of, you know, they're bad. Shouldn't you always constantly evolve? What's the point of doing New Year and New Me?

I agree with you, right? Like, I think that you can't be, like, locked into your own past. But then it's like, let's say I get paid $5 a day to punch you in the face. And I punch you in the face every day for 10,000 days. And I make $50,000. And then on the 10,000 one day, I say, I will not punch anyone in the face. What if I give the money back? So would you say in this camera that you're pledging to donate 100% of your salary to black women's reparations? A hundred percent? I will pledge that I will help black women make a lot of money. That's so vague. No, I do it now. I mean, I got, number one, I got four daughters. That's number one. And I'm married to a beautiful black woman.

Okay, so you have a wife and daughters. Yes. Right. Whoever Ed is that is great. The set is phenomenal. It's phenomenal. The whole show is phenomenal. Y'all should really be watching Z-Way show if you've never watched Z-Way show.

It's also great for social media. Like, everything is so clippable. It's almost like the show is shot to be put on social. Absolutely. Yeah. And I would like to say that I feel like I have been like equal opportunity asshole. To everybody. To everyone.

Okay. I feel like you can take a montage of different communities and groups. Yeah, yeah. And I've maligned them. So that's what you got to say. You could be like, I don't hate black men. I don't know. I don't hate black women.

I hate black people. That's what you do that. And I see, they're going to edit that. It's just me saying, I hate black people. And then you guys just laughing. Ah! Exactly. Exactly.

But, no, I feel like you could do that with anything over my career. I feel like you could take a montage of a bunch of different people and put that together. You talk for hours a day, five days a week. They can take whatever they want and cut it. And it's really up to the public. Like, that's the problem with us, is that we believe the best montage. Yeah, especially if it's a narrative you already want to believe. Hell yeah.

If it's a narrative you already want to believe. I mean, that's how the news makes all their money. They just chop a bunch of a couple things, make anybody look the way they want. They do that shit with Rogan. They do that shit with Jew. They do it with everybody. They do with everybody with influence. They're like, take the worst things they ever said and put it in 30 seconds.

Yes. I love black women. And I'm married one. And I love to say that because my man killer Mike said, I married a black woman. Most of my, I married a black woman. Most of my critics did not. You know what I'm saying?

And I have four beautiful black daughters. And I said that on that interview because that is true. That's where it, it doesn't start there because, you know, I got a bunch of, my whole circle is black women. Yeah. But that's my whole life professionally and personally. I'm surrounded by, you know, black women. I married a white woman and most of my critics did too.

So y'all should be. know what the fuck I'm going through. Why don't we sit down and talk about it? Have dinner. You know what I mean? Share stories. Salute to Z-W-A. Don't make sure y'all watch Z-U-A. Also, too, um, Saucy Santana. Yeah, what was that about? What do you?

I don't know who Saucy Santana is. I just saw something pop up on the Instagram. They're like, Charlemagne. It was like, Charlemagne, out his employee. Show me Saucy Santana. Maybe familiarize me a little bit more with. Pull up Sausie Santana. twerk videos.

Okay. That's what started all of this. Saucy's Cheats. Now, who do you think got more back there? You or Saucy? Definitely saucy. Sousy got a BB. Really?

Yeah, natural. We're going to all natural? Sauce can't fuck with me. But Sossi admitted to getting a Brazilian brother. He said that on breakfast. I asked me. Okay, let's see a video of him twerking that. He can't fuck with the kid organically.

That new thing, though. Let me see him twerking that new thing. Yeah, let's see him talking at. Santana. Uh, Get it. Work. Work.

Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Woo. Let's go,

Saucy and Starto. Say what you want. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Listen, that's what got old boy in trouble. That's hilarious. What? Oh, boy. Got it.

Arch. Art. Get it, saucy? Suit to my guy, art, man. Art, hilarious. That's a, that's, that's, that's, That's saucy.

But saucy, you never heard that song. You remember when it went viral and everyone was like, let me see you, walk, walk, walk, walk. That's his song. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a saucy song. And by the way, to his point, well, I'm going to get back to his point. My man, Art, right?

Art is, I got a blog called Rap Clout. He's a young man at Power 1051. Peace. I like Art a lot. Fuck with Art. And art announced to the room. He was like, yo, y'all don't be watching Saucy Santana videos? Don't be watching Saucy Santana videos?

You watch Sosy Santana Twerk videos? You know, at first, nobody paid him attention. Yeah. So Art said it again. He goes, I'm the only person in here that watch the saucy Santana twerk video. So it was a whole debate about the entertainment of Sosy Santana Twerk videos. Ah. And so when we had Sossey on the show, I bought Art into the room, right?

Because I wanted Art to tell Sossey that. I wanted to keep the same energy. Same thing I would do to Taylor or anybody else if they told me they got a crush on somebody. Right. And so what this happened, what Shade Room did, because art comes in, this guy, art comes in the room. Yeah, yeah. And I go, this is art.

He'd be watching your twerk videos. Yeah, yeah. Saucy tells me I'm bugging the fuck out. Why are you bugging out? He's just playing. He's just joking. And so art goes, yo, it's very entertaining. He's like, your videos are very entertaining.

But Saucy goes, which one you like. Which twerk you like? Now, they cut this out. They cut this part out. Man, Art tried to play cool and shy. And then Art looked at Saucy, and Art goes, that one where you turn around and you do like this, and he shook that little thing. No.

You know what I'm saying? No. You know what I mean? He left his shirt up, too, we're doing it. Yeah, you did. He lifted his shirt up. He shook his little thing. And so what Saucy said was, which was very true.

Saucy was like, I said, Sosie got scraped men twerking. And Saucy was like, that's the power of my music. He was like, my talent. It's-deniable. Shade room cut it off. That's corny. That's my... Come on.

We know what this is. This is corny. This is about engagement. We know this is about... Come, come. We know this is about engagement. And this clip was out for like four or five days before it went by or whatever, whatever. This is the actual clip where, you know, Art was dancing.

This is Art. He's a young in here at the radio station. What's up? He really enjoys your TORP videos. Because Art just totally... You're bugging the fuck out. I'm not lying. I'm that serious.

Art enjoys your torque girl. He actually said to the room, he was like, Y'all don't be watching Saucy Santana twerk videos. You enjoy them? Entertainment. I thought it was funny. Oh, okay. It's real.

You're bugging the fuck out. Yeah, I don't even know why he did. I just wanted him to meet him. I wanted you to have the same energy. You wanted to tell me that? Before you came, he was so excited. Now he acting like the cat got his tongue. Yeah, I'm not saying.

You act as shy. No, I'm not shy. I thought the videos are dope. I like it. What, me twerking? It's funny. It's entertainment, right? I just watching his entertainment.

Like, welcome. part you like. Like, what's your favorite move? Like, show us. Put them on the mic, Brandon. What's my favorite move? Uh, I mean, I'm not going to twerk. No, no, you don't got to talk about how I just describe it.

Anyone can twerk. You don't have to have any. Oh. Hey. All right, art. All right. Thank you. All right.

Gatto and Malo hit the signal. A little big booty jiggle like, jello. Look at you. You got straight men twerking. So. Yo, he's fucking a fuck. Charlotte, Charlotte made a guy

for real. Danny everybody didn't know he was coming to him by. No, he didn't. But he said that early. I said, oh, shit,

I forgot about art. I thought you was calling Treve in here. No, because Art told the whole room, Art was like, yo. I didn't hear that.

Yes. So he's straight, though. As far as we know. Yeah. But I said, like he said, you just got to respect and that's what,

and that's what, like, you know, that's what I love about me. Like, you know, like now I'm to a place in my career with a niggas. ain't scared to be like,

yo, I fuck with the music or I fuck with the viral or just anything. You could be a straight nigga, but you fuck, like, you know what I'm saying? That's one thing I take pride in. But my point with all of that is, that walk song, go back and watch that viral train. Everybody was doing the walk.

Men was doing the walk. Women was doing the walk. They didn't care that Sausie Santana was gay. It's a fire-ass record. Nobody even knew. I ain't ever know who sung it. Exactly. It's a fire-ass viral challenge.

So what he, what, to hit, point, they're absolutely right. Art was like, yo, I'm a straight man. I like Sautzy Santana music. And he said it helps me to explore aside. I like exploring. Yeah, yeah. What's wrong with that? Yeah. We grew up off two live crew and Uncle Luke, bro. Yeah. You never seen the butterfly? Yeah. Go back and watch Duvald him in Florida with the biker shorts on. The butterfly. Oh, that's old. Oh, I know. You know exactly what it was. No, you didn't. You never seen the butterfly?

I thought the bunnies sweet. Goody's gold. Let me see that Tutsi roll. Oh, that's the butterfly. Yeah, that's a weak buzzer. I thought he wanted to do. He was like, you know, you know. That's a weak butterfly.

Oh, that's why. I used to could hit that shit. When I was a young fluid, motherfucker, when I was a young slewitt, motherfucker, I used to could have hit that shit. You know, what are you doing? You know how to be... The tootty roll. You look like...

That's not even your era. Gender fluid, motherfucker. That's what you look like. If I was gender food, I can still hit that shit. That should be smooth. The butterfly, oh, that's old. Let me see that Tootty roll. That's a Tootty roll, not the butterfly.

No, it's both. Yeah, that is the butterfly. But it's a Tootsie roll as well. No, you're right. No, that wasn't the toothbrush. Oh, wait, what's the butterfly? If you know what the butterfly is, what's a butterfly? What is the butterfly?

I don't know whether this he was doing. Imagine Wax going to butterfly I would pay money Hold on, let me see What is the butterfly? I'd pay money I'll lose, I'll lose Well, anyway,

salute to my guy, Ard, salute to Saucin Santana Let's do some shit You won't care about next week, Taylor, what we got? So our boy Derek Poston opens up for me on the road Absolutely hilarious comic

Um, so he, Derek Posen loves trans porn. He likes trans women Having sex with dudes and porn That's his thing. Trans women having sex with dudes and porn.

So trans women are men who I didn't know. Have transitioned into women. Yes, men who I transitioned into women. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And so. So that the thing?

Yeah, he only likes. Oh, men, women. Yeah, yeah. He only likes when a thing is big. He said it, he said it fuses the two things together that he loves about porn, which is like a dude with a big dick

and a super hot chick. And they're like just blended into one. So it's like the perfect thing. And, um, that's great. Say what? Very brave statement of him. Well, yeah. So he was selfish.

He was, he was, he kept, oh, hey, he's, selfish. Also, he says, I was like, what about small, what about a small penis? He goes, nah, that shit's gay. I'm with Derek. If you're going to look at the dick. Look at the dick. Right, no, right? So, so he goes, so he, so he, so he was shouted out this one girl when he was on Flayor, um,

Daisy Taylor, right? So. That's a porn star? That's the porn star. So we got Daisy Taylor and, uh, Derek coming on to the flagrant tomorrow so they can finally meet and get married.

So Derek likes trans women. No, no. He likes trans porn. I don't know, bro. You ever seen Black Panther when they told, he thought, don't you freeze. When you see Lupita, he might freeze when he sees Daisy. Oh, yeah, I think he's going to freeze.

What did you say he said it was like something he ain't going to do it? What is it like? Oh, fuck. He said, uh, if he liked that, that he wanted, like... He got a girl. His girl was there the whole time.

So what if he do bring it to him you want to fight? Say again? I would notice this not a bit because he's a comedian. That's what I'm saying, man. He might want to find out. We're going to find out. That's right. That's right.

That's right. You better keep that same goddamn energy. Let's go, Derek. So basically you're doing to Derek what I did the art and salty. Yes, exactly. Keep that same. Let me see if you got that same energy in front of the person. Sean, tell them how much you love her.

Yeah. That's fucked up. That's like somebody would be like, I'm gonna fuck him up when I see him. I'm like, here he is. Yep, here he is.

That is not the same. That's the same thing. We're talking love. This is love. This is not hate. This is not violent. In my life. Yeah.

Yeah, this is how you relate. Okay, give us some asking idiots, Taylor. What do we got? Talking all that shit. I just see this nigga who out of corner. That do be the funniest shit, though. When the motherfucker would be like, talking all that shit and be like,

I'm waiting out of him. Now you see him. Listen, back in the day, we played like, shit, Be in 15 minutes. Hey, hey, somebody looking for you. I'll be right there.

Be here in 50 minutes. Let's say if all of a sudden you got to go to the store. Yeah, I'll go to the store. I go to the store. Hey, man, my mama calling me, man. Mama, get you out of anything. Oh, oh, yes, listen, Dr. Schrain starts this weekend. You're excited?

Man, you have no motherfucking idea outside it. Because it's the multiverse of madness. I'm really excited just because it's a Dr. Strange movie, but I want to see who's all, what all the cameos are going to be in. Oh, shit, I didn't think about that. Everybody, think about how everybody lost their mind in the Spider-Man movie when Toby McGuire

and Andrew Garfield popped up. Oh, I didn't think about that. We already know we're getting Professor X, right? And they mentioned the Illuminati. The Illuminati is a crew, so it could be Professor X, Black Bolt. I think Black Panther was in the Illuminati at one point. So you might get different variants

of different people. They talk about it might be a different variant of Iron Man that Tom Cruise might play. Oh, shit. I can't wait to see it. I don't know what, we don't know what's going to be in it. So I just can't wait to see it. They showed the new trailer, the new trailer got Captain Peggy Carter's character when she was Captain Britain, I think it was. You ain't see the Shield? Yeah, I just trying to remember Nate. Yeah, was it Captain Britain? I don't remember.

Captain Carter. Yeah, so it's like, I don't know. I can't wait to see it. And it's on May 5th, I'm going to drink me some tequila. Ooh, Cinco de Mayo, baby. Who are you telling? Let's do some Asking Idiots Tale, gang. Ooh, that's a good one. Ken I wet in a Thai gray says, how do you keep from going crazy

and crazy situations life puts you in? Jesus. Call Jesus. Jesus helps you? That's the only time I ever got into the worst situation is when I'm about my motorcycle accident and I got guns pulled to me, like real life, heart

and a ball situations, I said, Jesus in. That's what happens. What about you, Shult? How do you keep from going crazy in crazy situations that life puts you in? Huh.

I don't know, it's weird. It's like going crazy is not the thing that I'm concerned about in those situations. Yeah, usually, I know this sounds weird, but like, if I have the ability to, like, take a, like, my brain works better when I'm moving. So if I can like walk and work through problems and kind of like talk to myself on the street, like that's allows me to like synthesize every potential outcome of this

situation and then get to the one that I like the best. So yeah, just taking a little time to myself where I can like walk through things and talk through things. That's that's huge. Yeah, I think the reason therapy is so important and you know just sacred purpose coach, life coaches, all of that. The reason that's so important because being able to recognize when you're spiraling. That's a superpower unto itself. Like being able to recognize when like, all right, I'm bugging. You know what I mean?

Like, I need to sit my ass down somewhere. You know what I mean? I need to go find somebody to talk to. I need to go take a walk. I need to go do some ground. And like, to know that you're spiraling to me is how you keep yourself from going crazy and crazy situations. A lot of us don't know.

When you're young, you don't know that shit. Yeah. When you get older, a lot, sometimes you don't know when you bugging the fuck out. Shut somebody. Until you don't do some stupid shit. Now you're sitting in a joke. jail cellar somewhere and you're like, holy shit. And that's when you start reflecting like, oh,

shit. That's right. So I just think having that self-awareness from doing the previous work going to sit down with therapists and everything else and to know when you're spiraling is how you keep from going crazy crazy situations. What else we got, Taylor Gang?

Stop sleeping on DC. They watch Marvel and comics. No. And what is the funniest thing your girl has did? The funniest thing, my gosh. girl ever did was How are you? Shea.

Facts. No, she said, she said, I remember once, she said, I'm sleeping. And she goes, we're in bed together.

She goes, babe, wake up and help me go to sleep. I mean, eat that pussy. I didn't know that. What the fuck you mean?

You didn't know that? Duh. I didn't know that. It's like, put me to sleep. I didn't get that. You never did that move? No, I thought I was like,

I was like, I was like, I was like, did this fucking woman wake me up so I could. That's right. Yes. But I didn't realize it was that. Would you do handle the vibrator? Like, hey, there you go.

No, I said I'm sleeping. No, put your fucking nose down there and get the munchet. The fucking mouth. No, I'm too tired. No. You keep your eyes closed and do it. What did you do? I went back to sleep.

I'm asleep. No, you did. I did. I held her. I, like, gave her a cuddle. I thought she wanted to cuddle. No, you got to turn that Chris Brown back to sleep on. You don't go back to sleep until.

She didn't have. She explained. She explained to me next day, but I didn't realize that in the moment. Bro. I thought she was just being an asshole. You need, like, a shot or something. Like, go get, like, a quable shot or something. Just throw it back.

You didn't have married a long enough. Yeah, you would have that shot next year. And you were 40? You'd be, that's the movie. You're like, oh, I can't sleep. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I see. You used to look at girls after you fucking, like, what you're about to do? You know what I'm saying? Now it's like. I've never done that. shit right after out this guy

I am a cancel I cuddle yes he's the problem I ready to go I want to cuddle and be spoons 100 B spooned say again you say what

did what oh just leaves afterwards like what you do you do that if a girl do that you feel like oh I ain't put it down at all no that's what that's what Taylor does Taylor don't give a fuck

Yeah, yeah, she heard of a guy pride. She had a fucking man pride of. No, you don't do that to men. You back it up, Terry, one time. You don't do shit like that. We don't think of to leave me, leave me sick like that. You don't throw away what we had just like that. Why would you do something like that?

Yeah, that's crazy. That's fucking new girls. That's going to get right back. That's crazy. Why you want to hurt me? That's his pride. That's his pride. Why are you doing it to a man pride?

That's horrible. Yeah, yeah, that's foul. You know, Taylor's a whole nigger. Taylor's a, I mean, I just want all y'all dudes that be DM and Taylor, especially these dudes I know, she'd be telling me everything. Taylor told me some shit earlier. Taylor was like, yeah, you know, he'd be hitting me up. And, you know, I don't be replying back.

I'm like, he's sending me like emojis and shit. She's like, I want head. I'm like, holy shit. Oh, this motherfucker is wild. Young Philly John is crazy. Toxic femininity. Toxic femininity. This man is sending her emojis, trying to have real conversation, real connection.

She's like, I ain't got time for all that. Yo, then the, you know what, let me shut up. Yeah, yeah. I'm just going to shut out. I'm not going to put tail out there like that. Just no tail as a whole nigger, yo. Yeah, yeah, I, yeah. Girls can handle that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right to, it's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening.