The Brilliant Idiots - The Great Depression

Episode Date: June 19, 2024

In this weeks episode of Brilliant Idiots, Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz discuss topics including Father's Day, hiring nannies, They also talk about the importance of transparency in the entertainment industry and the changing attitudes towards gender and sexuality. The hosts also touch on Lil Uzi Vert's fashion choices and the potential for artists like Doja Cat and Megan Thee Stallion to transition into acting. The conversation covers various topics including Megan Thee Stallion's success as an arena act, Will Smith's public image, Gervonta Davis' boxing career, and a discussion on race and marketability in sports. They discuss the significance of players like Caitlin Clark and Jeremy Lin, who bring a unique style of play and captivate audiences. The conversation segues into a discussion about the pride that comes from being a good partner and parent. Chapters 00:00 Introduction 03:04 Father's Day and the Importance of Trustworthy Nannies 11:08 The Controversy Surrounding Caitlyn Jenner's Father's Day Celebration 25:44 The Potential for Artists to Transition into Acting 36:18 Megan Thee Stallion's Success as an Arena Act 41:24 Will Smith's Humanized Public Image 43:05 Gervonta Davis: The Most Exciting Fighter in Boxing 01:07:00 Race and Marketability in Sports 01:13:26 The Importance of Context in Edited Clips 01:30:29 Automatic Draft Registration 01:36:45 Self-Reflection and Dating 01:41:36 Kobe Bryant's Impact on LA 01:49:32 Anticipation for the Biden vs. Trump Debate ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Alice Randall "My Black Country" Out Now! https://a.co/d/1VTFp9i Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare TaylorMade-It Production Contact: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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to save 10% off your first. First purchase of a website or domain. Let's start the show. Hesekiah Walker. What's up, sir? How you've been this weekend, brother? Man, first Father's Day. First Father's Day.

Did you cry? Bruh. No, not really on Father's Day, but I got sent a couple of videos from Mark. So I'm like, you know, just random videos that get you emotional. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With him twerking? Yeah, it was Mark twerking. Okay, okay.

I mean, those cakes. Those cakes, Mark got cheeks. Crazy, bros. It was crazy. When he just sent you videos like stuff he's caught behind the scenes? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No. What? No, I'm having you behind the scenes like with his child and wife, you pervs. No. What?

No. What are you talking about? What kind of video? They were just like emotional things that have happened. One was an audition tape for a movie. Another one was an episode of The Simpsons, like a little thing.

So I was watching him, I'm getting, I was in my mood. Matter of fact, I did cry in my way back home. I flew back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about you? How was your father's day?

I was flying back from LA. So, you know, by only when I got home, it was like 5 o'clock in the afternoon. What did you doing on? I was out in Italy. I did a book trapping, man. I did a, I did KTLA on Friday. I did Bill Maher Friday. And I did, um, I did the Grove. I was at Barnes and Noble at the Grove, man. Salute to everybody that came out to Barnes and Noble at the Grove, man. L.A. always shows me big love. Like, they ran out of books. No way. Oh yeah. It was a sold-out event at the bookstore, which is wild. I don't, and I've had a lot of people come to the bookstore, but they never told me it was sold out.

Oh, that's fine. But, yeah. So they ran out of books, so that was the only bad thing. But, yeah, so I, and then we stayed another day just to have, like, you know, a little vacation weekend. Okay. You know, just me and the wife.

And then we flew back, we flew back Sunday morning. Who watches your kids when you guys go? Oh, we got the nanny. We got a sitter. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're in beyond good hands. But family doesn't come up?

You don't trust the family. Sometimes, you know, sometimes. It depends how long we're going, though. Who in your family do you trust the most with your children? Your mom. Of course. And then anybody else? Both my mom, my in-law and my mom, not really.

Isn't that funny? No, not really. But, I mean, it's different now, though, because my oldest is 15. So it's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, I mean, see, I'm not going to leave her with the kids. Yeah. But she can monitor everything. But with the kids, not.

Like, my nanny's been with us for a long, long, long, long, long time. And our other sitter, who we hired is very, very trustworthy. Good. Very trustworthy. In fact, she actually moved away, but we'll fly in. Just to... Yeah, well, we need her. Absolutely.

Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. I'll travel with us, too. What race is your nanny? One is Trinidadian. You got to. The other is from Ghana. You got it.

Yeah, Trinidadian and Ghana. The Caribbean women. You got to. You got to. No, listen, when you want a profile, that's when you profile. I knew I wanted that from the beginning. Bro, it is... It's so funny.

Because they, Caribbean women have the, like, sweetest, kindest, most loving side. That's right. And also a discipline side. That's right. You need both. You need both. It can't just be all love sweet kinds. No.

There has to be also, hey, there's order and structure and this shit. That's right. You're raising kids. Yeah. Yeah. You got a nanny yet? We right now have a baby nurse. Okay.

Okay. So that sounds like a night nurse? Basically like a night nurse, but that they can be able to. with us all the time. And so that's been really helpful. Hardest hire you will ever make in your life. Yeah. Yeah. That's not something you're doing a month. That's not something you're doing two months. Not something you're doing three months. You got a vet, vet, vet, vet, vet, especially nowadays. I need to know all referrals. I need to talk to all families you've worked with before. Yeah. And it's not something you try to save money on either. No, no, no, no. That's where you spend the

money. Spend it. No. And what's wild, I need to know everything about you. Yeah. Meaning, like, I need to, like, if you're married, you plan on having kids. You got an ex. I need to know who that person is. If you got kids, I need to know how old they are. Like, I want to know everything. Because this person is in your house. What's your health history?

That's right. Yeah. Person's baby and your kids. I want to know mental health. I want to know everything. I don't give a fuck. Fucking Taylor. What?

Ask your little stank-ass question. Ask your non-parent-ass question. Yeah, ask you a little stanking-ass question over there. It's not even mad. It's not even mad. I'm just about to be a dumb, non-pherson question. Do it. It's a stanking-ass question. Stanking it up over there.

What is it lying, like, how people lie on, like, jobs? You can't lie. It's an agency. It's a whole agency. It's a whole agency. You can't lie. You can't lie. Because background checks says it.

You would lie. You would lie to take care of it. No, I'm just saying if you're interviewing them, right? What would you say? I can call your last job. I can talk to the last family. The same thing would other jobs do the same thing. I can talk to the last family you work with.

Yeah, but we're going to talk to these references and they're going to keep it a butter. Keep it a buck because of their kids too. That's right. Why did you leave? Why did this person leave you? Or why did y'all cut times of this person? What happened? Mm-hmm.

Like, they're going to tell you the truth. So, Andrew, you're going to go Caribbean? Tibetan's another big nanny mafia. I need that little white girl speaking pot-tois, bro. Please, man. Do it, man. Get you a nice Caribbean nanny, man. Dada.

Papa. Okay. It is my chart. I see me Pete. Me. Not, yeah. I mean, like, right now our baby, our baby nurse is Caribbean. All right.

Yeah. From where? She's from Trinidad. Beautiful. Can't go wrong, yo. My name, Trinidad has been with us forever. Yeah. Like a long time.

Like, dude, I don't even think we had. Yeah. We didn't even have two of our kids before we had her. Wait, really? I said you didn't have a kid before you got her. I was like, well. We didn't have two of them. I think you only had two when we got it.

Okay. What we got to. All memes necessary. Let's get into it. What is this? We don't want to hear you say daddy no more. First of all, y'all not slick. I heard earlier in the podcast last week.

What? You need to do your job. What do you mean? Produce. Yeah. And I'm telling y'all what happened. We asked you to produce and you... I'm telling y'all what happened.

What happened? You thought about what happened? You thought y'all was slick. I didn't even fall for it. Doing what? The link that you said or whatever. No, I didn't. I never sent it.

You literally said... I never sent anything. You told me already, the only reason you didn't send it is because it expired. You told me that. You literally said that out of your own mouth. You said that you missed the 24 hours. Originally, when you pointed it out, no, no, no, no. Originally when you put it out, I said, I thought it was a scam.

Can I give context to the people listening? They have no fucking clue that's coming up. Okay, go ahead. So there's this service where you can have a number that is a new number, right? So it's different than yourself a number. And we use that number, and we sent a message. Mark Gagnon sent a message to Taylor. And it was like, congratulations.

You have been chosen to win tickets to... What's his name? Kendrick Kumar. Yes, sir. Pay it, no mind. Yeah, you did. No, I didn't. You clicked.

Because you had to look for it. Taylor, you literally told me the only reason you didn't reply. I didn't say the only reason why I didn't reply. I didn't say the only reason. That's exactly what you said to me. Yes, it is. No, I didn't. How many blessings do you think about that?

This could have been a blessing. It was a prank, but could have been a blessing and you missed it unless I said something. I got my blessing. No one can tell me shit. You got your blessing. You don't know if that blessing came through yet. No one can tell me shit. How much time you got left?

Two more hours. They dropped. What? What's that? All right. You want me to pray to my, you know when I pray to God things happen. You want me to say another prayer?

That's great. You better be very humble. I want a guy's favorite. I want a guy's favorites. Trust me. You better be very humble the next two hours. Trust me. All right.

Hold on. I watched this. You sure. Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you positive? Are you sure? Are you sure?

Okay. You want me to do it. If God don't like lies. Do you want me to do it? Do you want me to do it? Do you want me to do it? If it wasn't for your mama's pie, I would say God. Hold on, I'm just trying to understand why you pray doggy style.

Why you turned around to pray? God's there, there, there. Why did you pray doggy style? I put my back to her. Why do you go to Taylor? I put my back to it. Okay. You know what I'm saying?

That's all. That was weird. Yo. Either way, it's some type of doggy style. Downward Dog? That's true. But still, like, throwing your back to it. But point is, Taylor, you don't have tickets.

They're not guaranteed, and you never know. You never know until they're there. You never know to you out there at the Kedrick Show. I'm sorry. Did Dapry hit y'all up or anything? No. He definitely won't cancel him. Since you want to say his name, he's going to cancel him now.

He going to cancel him now. He likes to be low-key. He don't, like, because think about how many people hitting him up for tickets. And here you go. It's throwing his name out there. You couldn't just be on. You don't even, you just, you're just too excited. You couldn't just be humble.

Kendrick told you sit down, be humble. Sit down. But no. Be humble. This is crazy. This is crazy. It is crazy. That hate is crazy.

And we're not going to believe his name. We're going to put it in. Let's put the pot out tomorrow. I think we should. What's the day? We're recording on it. What's the day? Monday.

We're going to put it out tomorrow. Just to. Just so everybody can hit him up and you're like, damn, you sending Taylor tickets. I hit you up. And you didn't get any. You didn't hit me back. Wow. Wow.

Yeah. Yep, that's right. That's right. Ww, ww, wop, wop, wop, okay? You're crazy. What is we don't want to hear that anymore? You're not to make you feel bad.

Give us some memes. Give us some memes. What is we don't want to hear you say daddy no more? What the fuck is that? You don't even know. You're spiraling. No, Caitlin Jenner. Oh, that's a great.

That's a great take. Taylor was trying to celebrate Father's Day? I got to stop talking. I got to stop talking. You know what? You know why I got to stop talking? What? Because we just be, we're serious, but we're not serious, serious.

No, I'm serious. But it's like, I am serious about this. But the headline makes it look crazy. Somebody left a comment that says, Shalameen is so unhinged. All because I said, Caitlin Jenner needs to pick a side. She do. It do sound weird, Caitlin.

We try to respect you. Are you a woman or not, right? That's it. We're trying to respect you. Say the proper pronouns. No, I'm not doing that. You know what I mean? And then here you go talk about you happy Father's Day?

You're a dude now. What does she say? You celebrate Father's Day, you a dude. So Caitlin Jenna posted. This is from the neighborhood talk. God damn, you don't have to zoom in on that, please. This is, please. She zoomed in on Caitlin's face.

We don't need to see all that. Caitlin Jenna shares some throwbacks in celebration of Father's Day. The best thing I ever did was be a father. Love all the Father's Day post from the followers. The best thing I ever did was be a father, my community. Unless you're celebrating her being a father earlier in the day. her life when she was a he. And in that case, yeah, it makes sense. Because you're not celebrating her being a mother. Yeah, they still call her dad. But what is he, what does she do on Mother's Day?

She doesn't go by mom, though. How do you know? I don't know what she goes by. No, they call her dad still. You can't hokey pokey with identity, yo. You can't fucking one foot in, one foot out, one dick in, shake it all the right. You can't be like that, you. It's got to be e-door or, okay? Why you can't be woman of the year and celebrating fathers? That's a great point. Come on, man. Because they get mad when you miss gender. Yeah.

And then the other thing is what the dead naming. Yeah. You don't want you to give it up. That's a great point. Like, there's sacrifices that come with this. You don't get to do everything. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, there's sacrifices that come with this.

That's all I'm saying. And you got to make that sacrifice. No more Father's Day for you. No more Father's Day. It's not a hard sacrifice. Also. It's just Father's Day. Also, this should annoy me.

There's no, don't do the whole thing. where it's like, we need to celebrate single mothers on fathers. Like, no. Shut up. Y'all get Mother's Day and that's the fuck it. It's so silly. But why? Single mothers are mothers.

They're mothers. You're not fathers. What does that even mean? Yeah. You got to be both parents. No, you know. And it's impossible to be. It really is. You are a mother.

If you're a single father, you're a father holding down the role of a father. Not a father and a mother. Without a mother. And if you're a mother, a single mother, you're holding down the role of a mother without a father. That's it. Like, there's no such thing. It's admirable. It's beautiful.

Absolutely. You don't got to take away from the other person. Absolutely. Like, imagine dudes. You don't think they're going off of, like, what a man's supposed to be, like, a provider and protection? A woman can never do what a man does, and a man can never do what a woman does. We got to cut it out. It's insulting.

If the daughter makes it through the poll, the mom don't want the credit for that. That's the father. The poll. She's a stripper. Yo, you know what? I wanted to say, man, salute to everybody who fucking came to the book signing at Barnes & Noble. You know what made me emotional, yo, and I told Duval this shit. What happened?

Man, there was so many people. I mean, the shit was, like, flooded with people, right? And I think it started at 7. I was there to, like, I was there at 7. I think we talked for like an hour, and I was there for, like, another two and a half hours. Just signing books, shaking hands, kicking it with people, right? And everybody that was there stayed to, like, you know, get a picture, you know. You know, do you know how many people in there had on rich broke hoodies,

had on custom little Duval? Hoodies. Let's go. Had on Andrew Schultz heavy merchandise. Oh, let's go. The Life Tour merchandise. You know, that shit had me motherfucking emotional. You, I was like, yo, we really came a long way. Yes, we did. And have curated a community where it's like all of our people interact with each other in some way, shape. Before that shit had me like, oh shit. Yeah, that's fire. I mean, that shit was crazy, yo. I mean, like, unbelievable. to the point where I was like, damn, yo. Like, I really had to, like, take a step back and, like,

who are we? You know what I'm saying? Kind of crazy. She was like, yeah, it was mad people. Like, I just saw Andrew at the forum, you know, a couple weeks ago. Now I'm meeting you. And I'm like, yo, this happens to me all the time. Yeah.

Same thing happened when I was in Abu Dhabi. Yeah. By same exact thing, I'm like, yo, we have come a long fucking way. Oh, my God. Malone Brown loves you, bro. I bet. Malone Brown dick in your mouth was really nice. He just got really thought.

He really thought that he could come. He could come prepared. He really thought he could come prepared to the crowd. And he delivered it pretty good. I almost gave it to him because the delivery was so good. And it was positive. And it was everything. But you're not going to get the goat, bro.

You're not going to get the goat. You're not going to get the goat. A studded the book signed a game. She said, yo, she said, yo, it's one of Flames homies. I can't remember her name right now, his name. I can't remember. He was like, yo, I'm tired of it, Joe. You got to get it right.

You do it wrong every time. And I'm going to give you two, all right? Malone Brown. Yeah. I'm like Malone Brown. Yeah. All right. I forgot what the other one was.

I just remember Malone Brown dick in your mouth. Yeah, that was good. No, it wasn't. No, that was good. But listen, you're getting better at delivery because your delivery's fucking trashed before my nap. And it was like off the flow. I should have given it to him. I really should have given it to him.

What is let your cheeks hang out, Taylor? Yeah, what is that? Boosie talking about his mom. Boosie tells his mama. What happened to him? Some cheeks out? He's talking to you, mom. You got to let your cheeks hang out, ma.

You got to put on a two piece, ma. You got to put on a two piece and let them cheeks hang. Ooh, look at them cheeks. Look at them cheeses, Mama. They got some old men on my live with... They got some old men on my live with kids. I got one man. Oh, B one man in their place.

Very. You saw that old man waving at you at that restaurant. Man, you saw that old man waving at that restaurant flurbed with you. I was somebody in his head shoes on. Mama, then pull out the two-piece. Miss Karen, then pull it. Let them cheeks hang out, ma.

Let them cheeks hang out. I won't see them hang out today. You gotta take the shots off. You gotta let them cheeks hang out. When I see videos like this, I just realize we and my mom don't got the kind of relationship that big out with their mom. It's just that simple.

Like, I just, you know, it's like, I respect it. You know, I get what he doing. It's funny. I mean, it's funny. Yeah. They're on vacation. Yeah, they're on vacation. That's right.

Let them cheeks hang out, ma. Yeah. If I can tell Mark, I want to see them twerk. Yeah, you can. You know what I mean? Especially you out there at Wendy's. Wendy's? Wendy's.

Wendy's did nothing. Your fucking nuts. Oh, my God. That's for all the studs out there. Not that you was going to help him? You thought you was going to help him? It's not happening. It's not happening.

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or use the discount code, idiots for 10% off. Get your body, right, my friends. Now let's get back to the show. Who needs to feed their son? Why does it say feed your son up there? You know why it says feed your son? What is it? Why does he say feed your son, Taylor, gang? What happened?

Why did Y.S.L. Woody tell the DA to get back because he smelled something? Fitt. She got back to, like, she know her son need to be fair. For Echo Hotel. She walked through her like she know her son. Stop. Get it. Look how bad she looked.

She's like, oh, my God. Stop it. Oh, my God. None is hungry. Oh my God. No. For an echo hotel. No.

Her son probably is hungry, man. This case taking too fucking long. She ain't shouted in months. Yeah. You know what I mean? She ain't shout since this case fucking started. Yeah. This is Kenya?

Kenya. Kenya. Kenya! Open that mouth and have these balls in it. Come on. Come on. The shame. The shame.

The indignity. The shame. The indignity. Come on. Schallel, that's back to back. I just went back to bag. What's you thinking about that? Cop of coin purse over there?

Oh, man. Come on. Oh, yeah. Chris sitting there like he got a torn leg, look at him. Let's hear right. Give me another meme. Look at this guy. What a torn leg with you just sitting there, bro.

Torn lick. Lick my dick, motherfucker. That's now. There's no way. There's no way. It's just I went for the three-pee. There's no way. I just wait for the motherfucking three-pies, Charlah.

Oh, man. We got to stop. We got to stop the podcast right now. Well, we'll put a pause on it. All this talk of dick in your mouth is a good segue into this one. What is it? Diddy followed Kai Sinat on Instagram. Kai should not react to Diddy following him on Instagram. This and word trying to recruit.

Oh, hell no. That's great. Nicky don't follow that, that, you know? But this thing is trying to recruit? Oh, hell not. Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. He's the...

I'm ten toes. I never fold, niggas. Wow. Cobb been to a Diddy party, the bitch I don't follow the shit! But they think I'm trying to recruit? I don't know! I thought about this, right?

Is Diddy arrogant enough, egotistical enough to try to get on a Kaj Sinai's not screen? Yeah. Do you think him and his team while sitting around, trying to figure out ways, how to have a conversation with people,

how to get back in the mix, Do you think he's arrogant, egotistical, and ignorant enough to try to pop up on the Kai's and not sure. And it would break the internet. Oh, it'd be the biggest thing out. But first of all, I would highly advise Kai not to do anything like that. That's number one. But number two, do you really think, did he want to be all up in the videos that bad?

Yes. Really? Yeah. It's psychological. I can't hard for me to believe. I think he's just following Kai because he thinks Kai is cute, but also because Because he probably just wants to see what's going on in the world. You know what I mean?

He just wants to see what's going on. Like, I don't, you think he really would try to go on Kais and not scream, yo? Yeah, I think he's that, I think he's that, yeah, I think he's that, uh, sociopathic. You saw how delusional he was with that apology. Like, he really thought that was. Enough. Yeah.

Yeah. What do you mean that was press? I feel like he just had a safe. Oh, my God. You had him. Press this. You had them and you didn't even take it in here. He's spinning right now.

John is spinning right now. He didn't even want to say nothing. We got to stop. We got to take 30 minutes off. We got to take 30 minutes off, bro. hilarious, man. I don't think Diddy is that arrogant, bro. I think he's just trying to pay attention to see what's going on.

But Kai's reaction is hilarious. But you'll be fine, Kai. That tiger don't got no teeth no more, man. Yeah, you're going to be okay. Yeah, yeah. That tiger ain't got no teeth. A year ago, you get that follow. Next thing you know, you probably get an invite somewhere.

You might got to be careful. And then what would he do to you guys? I have no idea. You never hung out with Diddy? I never hung out with Diddy ever. I know everybody likes to say that now. Oh, they do? Yes.

I've never been to a Diddy party, ever. In my life, never, never, ever. What is the next part do you think is going to get exposed. I would hope nobody. I would hope at some point motherfuckers learn. That's a good idea. I would hope at some point motherfuckers realize like this shit is a rap. Like cut it out. Like knock it off. Yeah. The predatory behavior at some point has to stop, don't it? Yeah.

From Hollywood to the music industry? Like it's got to stop at some point. Yeah. Yeah, I wonder if it's finally starting to people are starting to see the repercussions. Whereas before nobody saw them. You think so? Like what were the repercussions? before. Like, this is the first generation where these people are being held accountable.

You think so? Has it happened for the past? I don't know. I mean, maybe I'm just not that familiar with history, but... I feel like people have lost a lot before. Within our... Like...

Probably not our generation, but there's been people that have had to, like, disconnect from their business and get the fuck on. Yeah, but not, like, publicly... Humiliated. Humiliated.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Which is... Happened in the earliest days of Hollywood. It did. Look up the fatty Arbuckle case. What were y'all doing? I wasn't doing anything.

But he was one of the biggest. What were you all up to? I don't know. But he was one of the biggest, he was one of the biggest stars in Hollywood. And I think there was a murder involving a show girl that he was. He murdered a girl? I think that's the case. Chris, you read a lot.

Yeah, he was. This guy died in the 1800. He was run out of Hollywood. He was like the first person to be run out of Hollywood. Fatty R. Buckel. And what was he doing? He was an actor? Yeah, he says the American film actor and director.

He died. Oh, he was born in the 1800s. When did he die? I mean, that guy's... He died in 1933. Jeez, shit. He died on my birthday. Oh, wow.

You were born in 1933. Are you fucking... Oh, my God. When I hear the year, it's crazy. Kendrick, you sure? Is this the motherfucker you wanted to your show, Kendrick? No. No, no, for over, when you see the, when you see.

Even Chris, this is when you invited. I didn't even ever see. When you see. When you see. When you see. This is crazy. There's still time, Dave. I got back to back with dick jokes.

That was dumb. That was dumb. That was the dumb. I'm just saying when I never looked at. I've never said anything. I've never looked at the actual year. As your uncle, I have never said anything. That was one of the craziest things I've ever heard.

1933? We're in 2020. It's so wild to think. You think he's 91? I got to look it up. I got to look at all. 91 is old. I got to look this up. I got to look this up.

Ninety-thirty that's my old. She's too- Ninety-one. Tell him. Look at him. I would be 91, y'all. 91 if I was born in 1933. And she said it with mad confidence.

You was born in 1933? Look at him. Does he look like Craven Moore? What did he just say? I'm confused. I thought you said that was the year I was born. No, he didn't. They had the same birthday.

Oh. Look at them. I didn't even look at the date, my bad. Taylor, go back to the memes. This is why. This is Leonard McKelvey, not Craven Moore. It's unbelievable. My birthday is June 29th, 1978.

I almost got you. I didn't jump on it. I didn't jump on it. I almost got you. I almost got you. You said, I don't know who that is. And I was like, say it out. Say who.

Say who. You like that one, huh? Craven more. Craven more. I know. He's not the guy in the shining. Now he got it. Taylor's still got no clue.

Craven more. I don't care. So. You don't know what that is? I don't care who it is. Craven Moore? I don't care who it is. I really don't.

I believe you. Okay. But you also don't know who it is. You'll never know. Taylor Hayes. I mean, Mark J. Little Uzi looks amazing in his Mark Jacobs ad. Snoop to Loozy vert.

Arms looking toned. Kill it, Uzi. Skin looking moisturized. Kill it, Uzi. Caves looking decent. You know what I mean? You ain't missing no leg. days?

Yeah, nah. Big Uzivert. Y'all. Big Uzi vert from Mark Jacobs. Y'all. What's the problem here? People hating on Uzi for this, Taylor? Huh?

Because he's wearing a dress? I think we just want him to come out already. Come out? What? Maybe he's just an androgynous. I just want to know the relationship of him and J.T. Little Uzi not doing nothing that Prince wasn't doing. He's not doing nothing that Rick James doesn't doing.

Which is interesting to me too, though, when I was younger, so I don't... Prince. Prince. What he meant? Rick James, Prince, all those guys from the 80s, 70s, they were all like that. They were all androgynous. They were wearing lip gloss. They were wearing things that people thought was suspect.

Like they were, and they were fucking everything. They were saying, why is it such a problem? Who says it's a problem? What you don't understand is why he's in a heterosexual relationship if he's presenting as homosexual. He's not presenting his homosexual. I don't think that's what happened. He's wearing women's clothes. He's wearing women's clothes.

Dennis Robbman was out here with a wedding dress on on the front of magazine covers and was fucking everything down. I just want to know like, I don't understand. What don't you understand? Let's go over. There's a lot Taylor doesn't understand. Shut up. Shut up. Time.

Time. Okay. Time is very difficult. You thought Charlemagne the guy was 91 years. Ninety one. Genuinely, you thought that? Well, my excuse is I'm not, I'm not good at math. And also.

You don't have to be good at math, Taylor. No, you don't. I think you'd have to be good at math. You just have to know that I wasn't born in 1933. She's still not convinced. I'm not convinced. She's still like, is he fucking with me? Like that.

All right, Taylor, can we do a math test with you for tickets to Kendrick Lamar? I got them. No, you know. No, you know. No. You know. Why are you hating so good? You know, you are hating a lot.

You said that you're saying. You said that they'll be yours in two hours. You have no concept of time. So how do you know when you're actually going to get these tickets? It really says it right here. Okay. So let's just do a little. No, I refuse.

No. You don't want it at all? No. One plus one. I'm not doing anything. Because you don't know. That's why you're afraid. You just don't know.

Anyway. You're just afraid. One plus one. I'm not doing it. Two plus two. You're not going to pressure me into doing it. Four plus four. Everybody.

I say everybody. knows. Taylor don't know math. Dogey Cat was insane for this. What? What? What? In the world? That's her cheeks? No. That's got to be some sort of body suit or something, right? She got to ask, though. I mean, that's crazy.

Who's the big Doja, man? Yeah, shout out Doja Cat. So talented. She is talented. Dozen Cat is very talented, man. Very talented. Probably one of the dopest female rappers out. I just think she's dope. I can't, I'm not even going to say female

rap, but I just think Dozier is a dope artist. She's a phenomenal artist. She makes great music, great records. I wouldn't mind seeing a Dogey Cat show. Is this a... Is this a Comic-Con? Or... No, she on tour, ain't she? Oh, this is her tour, okay.

Yeah, she on tour. She's a good show, though. Shout out to Big Doja, man. The tweet says Doge Cat was insane for this. I mean, it is. Yeah, she really... She got it going. It's only one doing it, though.

That's what's ill about it. Like, if you watch when she does it, it's only one movie. One cheek, right? It's like one cheek going crazy. Yeah, one is going crazier than the other. And the other one is just waiting his turn. Like, the other one catches up later.

Like, one starts and then... It's a little delayed. Yeah, this one starts going crazy. Then the other one is like, all right, I guess I'll join the party. Yeah, she's a lefty. Shout out the Doja, man. She's a lefty. Big Doja.

Yeah, Doja got it, man. Big Doja, man. Respect the Big Doja, man. You think she becomes a actress? It's interesting, right? I don't know if a lot of these new artists have the patience to sit on sets. It is a fucking mind-numbing situation.

Because think about somebody, like Cardi B should have been doing movies and TV shows and has had opportunities. Like, she actually pulled out of a movie that she was supposed to be starring and just because she didn't have the time. I also think that you make so much less money in film than you do doing music.

like they are doing. And all of these people are like so extremely famous already. Like I would love to see Siza in movies. Yeah. I would love to see Cardi in movies. I'd love to see Doja Cat in movies. Like just because of the way they, you know, how creative we see them already be. Yeah.

But it's just, I feel like they don't have the time to sit on the set for, you know, however long it'll take. You know what's interesting is like, and this is, I will tie it in. But you see all this stuff, like people taking shots of Megan the Stalian. That's not a pun. But, like, she gets a lot of, like, you know, criticism from people, et cetera. Her tour is like, she's like a legit arena act. You saw it?

No. No. But, like, I've seen clips from it. Yeah, I was, I'm not going on front. I was shocked. I didn't ask, well, I didn't ask the question. I said, I didn't, I didn't know, I didn't think she was that big. I didn't think she was an arena act either, but, you know.

Your eye rolling. Why is that? Clearly she is. Because I told you a long time ago. You, are you serious? There's no more. We should start calling it. her tailor after the fact.

Charla. She don't stand on nothing until after the fact. Are you serious right now? Are you dead ass serious? Yes. You don't remember in the old building and you're like,

I don't really think Megan's a star like that. And I almost cussed you out. She must be, bro. Yes, you did. I said she wasn't an arena act in the new building. That's what I say. It's on video.

No, in the old building when she was like coming more on the radar, you're like, I don't really think she has like star quality. I never said that. You're so. That never happened.

And she could have just stuck to her point of saying, Sholomey never since she was in the reenact, but the reason she had to change her story because she's Taylor after the fact. You're after the fact, Taylor, after the fact. He said after the fact. He said after the back. You know you're lying.

That's not a lie. Yes, you are. Well, the point is she's in arena. But you never believed in her, though. But now, it's talking about. It don't matter if he believes it or not because it's true. When if I'm not believed it? By the fact, I've never had an opinion of Megan nostalgia.

Yeah. Never. My only opinion of Megan Nostalian was I didn't think she was an arena. And that was my ignorance. How many female rappers have been arena acts? That's what they don't understand. They don't understand.

It's such a rare thing. You know what it takes to sell out an arena? Bro. Actually. Big Hensie! God damn right. But the reality is she's headlining Salkon.

Like the size of of an act that you need to be to do that. It's like... Well, back in the day, you used to have to have, like, number one singles. Yeah. You'd have to have number one albums. Like, you had to have a lot of radio play.

Yeah. Like, she's had decent amounts of those things. I think she got her first number one record this year. That's the thing. She must have, like, a crazy interconnectivity with the fans. But that's what it is. I mean, that's what it is.

Name other female artists that have headlined saw on in history. Just in history. That's great, because that's huge. I don't think, You're not going to get me again. I'm Googling this thing like this. You know what?

I try. I'm like, no, no. I know a lot of cons. But no. No. No. I literally understood of it. No.

No. No. I know a lot of cons. I'm like, that wasn't one of them. Like, no, that ain't going to work. Okay. Taylor and the head is going to 1935. 1936, 1937, 1930.

1916, okay? But there's only really a couple female rappers that can do arenas. But I don't even know now. Bro, it's Nikki. It's Nikki. Megan. Megan?

Cardi? I would, if Megan can, I would assume Cardi could. I would assume. Megan's a better performer than Cardi, though. A lot of us make these assumptions. I don't know. I think Doja probably. Doja, I think, is big.

If those are you doing arenas now? She's on tour, but is she doing arenas? Look, pull up Doja's tour schedule, Taylor. Is Doja doing arenas? She's on tour right now. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Salute the Megan, you know.

Yes, you are an arena act. Yeah, that shit is very impressive, man. I just didn't know. Very, very impressive. It is. Like, that is a big, big deal to be able to sell out arenas. I did not know, but. Doja cats doing arenas.

O2. O2. Oh, too. Wow. War arena. It's social media, yo. It's the internet. I also think it's people that, like, talk directly to their fans.

Like, Megan is always on live. She's, like, building like this. She hasn't been in recent times, but yeah, I get what you're saying. But, like, throughout her career, there's been, like, this, like, personal connection with the audience. Doja has always been like that. Yes, those are definitely. And then those are the people that go, wow, I feel really connected. I got to go.

Now, they might not have a podcast. Like, we have a vibe. But, like, you start to really build that. deep connection with your credit. Nikki, Cardi. Sorry. And what's the cartoon thing that everyone likes? What's that cartoon?

Oh, my God. A lot of, it's like, not action figures or whatever. I don't know, it's like a Japanese. Anime? Thank you. She's into that community. And that's.

So she's making that. She's guys in anime? Yes, absolutely. Her last video, her last video was all about anime. Well, Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah. Well, salute to her for being in the arena act.

You know, it's a big deal to be able to sell those kind of tickets. Anytime you can sell tickets, bro. It's hard. It's hard to sell tickets, bro. It's a different game out there, man. And it's the internet nowadays. Like, you don't really have, you don't have to have a number one record. And by the way, there's a lot of people who got number one records who can't sell out of arenas.

That's the thing. Before our idea of celebrity could be manipulated. You could think somebody was bigger than they are. That's right. You could think that people cared more about them than they do. and now you can't really hide. We know the people who don't get the radio play, don't get all the pushing from the,

what's it called, the record labels, don't get all these things, but they still sell out. And it's like, oh, those people have actual fans. And then they're the people that get the radio play

and they get the big push from the labels, but they can't sell tickets. It's like, those people aren't really popping that much. It's so over. Yeah, it is. It's over. Yeah.

If you pull a muscle, all of a sudden, you realize how often you use that muscle. So the bladder is exactly like that. When it's working well, we don't think about it. But when it's not working properly, you're getting up at night or in the cases of many men, you may have some leakage. If this is something that's affecting your quality of life, there are really good solutions these days. Penn makes the guard in the shield. The shield would be if you have some leakage on occasion,

if you have heavier leakage, you could use the guard. Positively brilliant, Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Bad Boys, Rider Die. The franchise has made a billion dollars. I haven't seen it yet. Anybody's seen it? Alex Media. Was it good? Yeah, it was good. A lot better than three.

It was really good. I like three. Everybody's thinking saying that. A lot better than three, like three was whack. Three was dope. Like, if you had to rank them, I would put three. Everybody's saying it's the second best bad boy movie ever. Yeah, I can.

Really? You can make that argument. That's a fire. Salute the Will and Martin, man. O. G's in the game. Everybody acting like Will rebounded from the slap. Bro, when was Will down? I mean, he was down.

He really wasn't. It was just social media shit. It was the media. Like, nobody ever turned their back on Will Smith. It wasn't that he was down, but I just think that, like, he's a superhero to us. Like, we grew up watching him in Fresh Prince. We saw him in all these superhero movies. Like, he exemplifies what a superhero is.

And then he was in this relationship where he was, like, seemingly being, like, emotionally abused. And... We say seemingly. Again, we don't know. That's what I'm saying. That's our narrative. Exactly. It's all perception.

But like even finding out about it, it's an open relationship and she's banging like their kids' friends and you're like allegedly, well, not even allegedly she was. And it's just like, well, superheroes don't, wives don't fuck their kids' friends. Like it just starts to make him look. Human. That's not human. That's all it did. That's weird. You know the best thing.

You know the best. Name other humans when that shit happens. You know the best. A lot. You know, the best thing that happened to Will Smith over the last few years, he's been humanized. And that's what he wanted. Go back and listen to the Rap Radar interview that he did with BDOT and Will Smith

when they flew over to Tibet or wherever the fuck it was to sit down and have a conversation with Will Smith. And he's talking about how, you know, he had to keep up a perfect image his whole career. He couldn't even curse. He couldn't even be himself, yada, yada, yada. Then when you read his book, Will, you see a guy who's been wanting to take the mask off forever. So, yeah, it's like he's liberated. Like, before he was a mind goblin and now he's liberated.

Oh, you're getting good. He's getting good. I can't catch him anymore. The guy's getting good. It's the look you do. If I look at you when you do it, you can't get me. If I'm just listening, I'm like, what? What was that?

But if I look at you, it's like, it's like a mind goblin. He does this little thing. It's like, it's like a mind goblin. But that's all it is, man. It's good to see Will like this. I want to see what Chris does. Nobody's thinking about poor Chris. Yeah.

You know, but you know what, though? I'm lying. We already saw what Chris did. I mean, yeah, Chris did all special. Yeah. Chris won, Chris, it's over. Yeah. They both need.

We knew this already, though. Neither one of them was going to have anything happen to their careers in a negative way. I mean, that's a cool interview. Get the both of them back together. I don't think that's ever going to happen. I know. I don't know if Chris does it. It's really, by Chris doing that, he can give Will so much back.

I don't think Will lost anything. They've got a freaking number one movie two weeks in a row at the box office. I'm not. Nobody ever can. No, I'm not saying that he did. No, no, I'm not saying that he can't be an actor, but I definitely think that he lost some credibility in the public eye. I don't think he lost credibility.

I just think that we just realized. What are you trying to say? The blacks are more okay with violence? By the way, Stephen A. Smith disagrees with Taylor. Stephen A. Smith said that, you know, he lost credibility with mad black people. Yeah. I don't think Will lost any credibility. I think the only, because Will don't owe anybody anything.

The only person will owe something to is Chris. Yeah. And it's not even an oh. Yeah. It's just like, yo, I did you dirt. Yeah, yeah. So I got to apologize to you. Hopefully one day you find it in your heart to forgive me.

Yeah. If not, everybody got to deal with the energy they put out into the world. Yeah. That would be a good interview, you know. Oh, my God. Just the two of them talking it out. Like, what's going on? What did it do to you?

Like, I need you to understand what you did to me. Do you realize Will Smith went on a whole press run for Bad Boys 4 and nobody asked him about it? I'm sure that was part of it. Oh, I'm sure the publicist. Some people pay attention when the publicist asked them. Well, that's the date, though. No wonder why they stayed away from certain platforms. He didn't come to Bradford's class.

That's my guy, though. But here's the thing. No, he came already, though. But I'm just saying in general. But here's the thing with the Tyler situation. Oh, yeah, we got to talk about that. First of all, can you give context to all of this? Absolutely.

First of all, anybody out there saying, I blindsided Tyler, they suck dick, okay? And there's suckers who shouldn't be trusted. All right, that's number one. I love it. Because I did not blindside her. I do what I always do when people, well, first of all, let's play the clip. Let's play the clip Taylor game. This is Tyler on breakfast.

Club. What is that? Tyler? Me. School me on these debates that they be having about your identity as a South African

colored person. What is, what is that even mean? Can we, yeah, can we not for a Lord? Oh,

I like that. We keep an ad in the interview, too. I like when they talk from the back and say, we can't. I like that.

I like the character. That's good. That's even better. All right, Tyler. You know why I said that? Because they said, They said, I'm going to start cursing in a minute. I said, yeah, go ahead.

That's even better. And she was threatening? That's what she said. Okay, so give us context to the whole thing, why this is a big deal, why is her identity or her race important? Well, what I was told is that, you know, she has made comments before about, you know, being colored, which we know in South Africa why they say that. Explain to all of us that might not know. Pull up her statement. Taylor, what are you, why are you chiming in about?

You don't know what's going on here. I know. I read into it. It wasn't, it was more so the commenters, like South Africans. And, like, in the comments when she was on some interview saying, like, oh, yeah, I'm a colored queen. She said something like, I'm a colored queen. That's what happened. Didn't I just say it?

But you're making it seem like. It's okay. Just get it out. We need all perspectives. We need all perspectives. We need all perspectives. People in the comments that made it. But we know why she can.

calls herself color. Now let's read her statement. Make it make it bigger Taylor. She says, yeah, guys, never denied my blackness. I don't know where that came from. I'm mixed with black. Zulu Irish Mauritian. Indian colored. What is colored mean? In Southda, I would be classified as a colored woman. In other places, I would be classified as a black woman. Race is classified differently in different parts of the world. I don't expect to be identified as colored outside of South Africa by anyone not comfortable doing so

because I understand the weight of that word outside of South Africa. But to close this conversation, I'm both colored in South Africa and a black woman. As a woman for the culture is and not or, with that being said, a sambé. Am I saying that right? My South African massive, Assambe. So basically a colored person is like a mixed person. So we're a mixed race here in America. We call it mixed race.

You'd be called colored over there. Got it. Okay. All I was doing was trying to get her opportunity to clear it up because they said that's been a thing for her. Yeah. Now, here's the thing about the label. This is what I want to say so everybody knows. Labels always will come and say, hey, can you not ask this? Can you not ask that? Sometimes depending what it is, like if it's something like really personal, you know, really serious, something I know is traumatizing. I'll be like, sure, I oblige. For this one, I said no. And the reason I said no, they had six things they didn't want us to ask. You want to know what those six things were?

Yeah. They didn't want us to ask about Kai Snatch. The whole we friends do thing, right? I'm like, uh, they didn't want us to ask about her not being on tour with Chris Brown anymore. They didn't want us to ask about the colored thing. Injury. They didn't want us to ask about her injury that she sustained. What else was it?

They didn't want to ask us about who she was dating, which I wouldn't do anyway. And what was the other one? It was one so, it was, it was this all frivolous stuff. And why? What are they trying to do? They're trying to protect an image that they're curating for her? I have no idea. And that's what I said.

Oh, yeah. And it wasn't even Rihanna said. It just said comparisons to other pop artists. Huh? Oh, so they're trying to separate her from Kaisana. She's her own individual. Don't tie her to him. You want me to not ask her about Kaisanaat.

The day after Kevin Hart just was on Kaisana's show again with a big ass sign that said, we friends, though. Yeah. Come on, yo. So I said to them, no. Now, when I say no, I'm not going to oblige any of this. It is your job then, label, management, whoever, to either prepare the artist or the questions or pull the interview.

Exactly, yeah. I'm fine with either or. I've already told you I'm not going to follow any of it. Yes. So when you see dick suckers out there, and dick suckers are saying things like, you know, he asked every question they asked him not to ask because I'm not a dick sucker

right and being that I'm not a dick sucker for record labels I have a job to do and my job is for the people so imagine right if I'm sitting around and I'm having a conversation you know if we have these conversations

and then all in the comments it's like why didn't you ask this why didn't you ask that why didn't you ask that I got a job to do to the people yeah my job my integrity with the people will always matter more

than my integrity with a goddamn record label yeah and also the labels using you. 100%. But you know, you have a lot of people that don't do that. You have a lot of radio personality, a lot of journalists,

a lot of people who care more about those relationships with the labels. Yeah. Then they do relationships with the actual audience. And it shows. And it shows.

And not only does it shows, you show your card. Yeah. When you say that, when you say, the label asked him not to do it and he did it anyway. So the fuck what?

Yeah. After I told the label, I ain't following that shit. So they knew. They knew. So why they complained? Their job with the prepare their client,

are for the interview. Yeah, yeah. I'm fine with either or. You want to be qualified, you want to be validated by doing the Breakfast Club. You're an artist in the culture. You want that experience

on the breakfast club, but you want to control the interview. Yeah, I don't think you can ask to do both things. You can ask as a favor, and then it's up to you to decide if you want to oblige or not, but if you say that you don't want to do the interview in that way, then you don't have to do it.

And you know how many interviews we've turned down when they be like, about this. I'm not interested. I'm not interested. Yeah. Because maybe now it's not the time for that artist.

If that artist isn't ready to talk about these things, I don't want to, I don't want to have that conversation because it'll make us look crazy because certain things you've got to talk about. Yeah. Now you can also, if you have a relationship with the artist, go like, hey, is there anything that you don't feel comfortable talking about? They say something and they make that decision. That's possible. Absolutely.

But the idea that the label is going to come in and like curate this narrative. Also, the artist a lot of times don't even know. They have no idea. And by the way, I tell her that. The last thing I say to her in the interview, which, by the way, the label wanted us to take that out. They was like, could you take out what you said about the label at the end? No.

Because it's the truth. Because I told her, I said, what happens is these label people, they come in here. And then they tell, you know, personalities what they can't ask. And it makes things awkward. Dude, this is how you ruin an artist, man. This is, like we were just talking about, out earlier. This is actually a perfect example. When you don't talk about any of the things that allow you to be like an actual true human being, right? You stop the audience from having

the ability to connect with you on that level. That's right. Doja, Megan the Stallion, it doesn't matter your opinions on them. The reality is they're connecting with people and those connections are converting to ticket sales and they're coming out and watching these crazy arena shows because of it. If you turn her into this generic cookie cutter, I'm pretty and I dance good artists. And don't allow the people to make those honest, beautiful connections. It would never work in 2024. Not going to work.

Don't get me wrong. She's popping, but that don't last long. People want to connect with you. They want to know who you are. On a personal level. And by the way, she's going to be miserable because she's going to have to. She's not being herself. She's not going to be a mask.

And by the way, she's got a great personality. Like, there was plenty of times in the interview. I'm fucking with her. And she's giving it right back. You know what I mean? because they told me she was, that's the other thing, too. Why are you telling me all this information?

You gave me six questions that I wasn't even going to ask. I told them that. Did I tell him that tell her? I said, well, I didn't even know about this, this, this, this, and this. Now I got to ask. Well, thank you.

Thank you very much for the information. I didn't even know about 90% of that shit. Then they told me that she was nervous. And, you know, she had to go to the bath. Why are you telling me all this? I'm thinking I'm breaking the ice. Like, yo, you're in a safe space here. You have no reason to be nervous.

Like, I'm not nervous. I'm like, well, why they told me you was nervous and I had to go do a nervous poop and all kind of stuff? I'm just making that. That's really happened. Yeah. He was like, who said I had to poop? I was in there getting nice.

They were saying like it was a vulgar. Get the fuck out of here. All right, well, okay, it's vulgar to do the Tyler, but then last time Cardi B was there, we had the same conversation with the first five minutes. Yeah. Cardi was in the bathroom. You was in the bathroom?

I had to, I had the shit. Like, I had the bubble cut. So what's the difference? And guess what? People love Cardi. Why is it not vulgar when me and Carlty having a conversation about shit but it's vulgar with Tyler?

Isn't that interesting? Suck my dick! Right? Isn't it? That's interesting. These y'all to know that suck my dick from the back, okay? All right?

It's also, I get annoyed when people when they like use the protection of women to really just take a shot at you or something like that. Because you're fake protecting a woman, you're actually using a woman.

She's a tool. Do you know what I mean? Like, you're using this woman as a tool to take a shot at something. And everybody sees through it. It's the most obvious thing in the way. It's so obvious. I'm like, shut the fuck up. Yeah.

Get the fuck out of here. Like, really? Like, come on. Yeah. But it's okay. I love it. Yeah. Listen, I need y'all to know something about me.

Yeah. You need chaos. You need it. I don't even know if I need it. I don't even know that there's something that will never not be with me. You need it. It will.

never not be with me, Schultz. I'm trying to be peaceful. No, you can't. I'm trying to be a healed version of myself. I'm just out here, I'm really out here minding my business. You can't, dude. But there's just some people who just can't get me off their mind. And I love it.

I love that I'm on your mind so motherfucking much. Well, yeah, I mean, you destroyed their lives. Everything that they ever work for. all the respect that they try to get it's done, it's over. Listen. Nobody cares anymore. I love it.

Like wouldn't you? I mean, like you have a little empathy for it, right? Nah, bro. There's one individual that came in and then took away from you everything you've ever worked for in your entire life. It made you obsolete. And all praises do to God, man.

God is so good. It's just like you can say whatever you want, do whatever you want, continue to paint all of these pictures. Yeah. The audience knows better. They're not slow. They know that you're just miserable.

They know that you're just a hater. That's the thing that probably irritates them the most. It's not only like the money is not there and the interest is not there and the respect isn't there. Like all those things go. But the other thing is that you get to be you and they have to continue to pretend to be this other person. So they decide to pretend to be someone else because they thought it would be good for their career. And then somebody came in and they were like really authentic. themselves and then that pretent shit seemed really fake and people recognized it and they moved

away and they can't pivot so they're a prisoner of their inauthenticity that's right that's right and every time you're yourself you get more successful and all they can do is comment on what I'm doing yeah thank you yeah I like the dick stuff yeah come on keep keep I love it sucks sucks sucks suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck Suck it, stuck it, stuck it, suck it. I want you to suck and keep sucking, all right? It's like a never-ending Godstopper. It's never going to go down.

You're just going to be sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking for the rest of your fucking life, okay? I can't wait, all right? Jesus Christ. What else we got? Salute to Giovanni Davis, big tank, okay, knocking out Frank Martin in the eighth round. Hey, what a fucking. Fantastic fight.

Love Jervante Davis. But Jervante Davis, it's time for you to get in the ring with some elite fighters because you are an elite fighter. There's too many elite people in your division that you haven't fought yet. So who do you want next?

He hasn't fought Haney. He hasn't fought Chaucer Stephenson. He hasn't fought Lopez. You've got to start running them up. Nobody wants to see the Devin Haney fight. He should do it just to do it. Yeah, but nobody can. By the way, I think Tank beats all of them.

The only person I don't know if Tank can knock out is Lomachenko. Yeah. That's the only one. And if he can't knock out Lomachenko, Lomachenko might out box tank. That's the thing. And win the fight by a decision.

Yeah. Because when you watch a lot of these tank fights, he loses like the first three rounds, just feeling his opponent out. Yeah. Because he's waiting to get that shot because he got game-changing power. It's crazy.

Like Frank Martin won like the first five round. Yeah. Yeah. I think they had him win in the first four. I was like, oh shit. I would never worry. I would never worry. You know, Tank looked a little bit rusty, but I was never worried because I saw that Frank was allowing himself to get popped every now and then.

And it's only a matter of time before he do this shit. Look at this shit. This is so beautiful. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It was really the upper cut that knocked him out. And then he got stood up by the ropes. He was completely out on his feet.

And then that left took dazed him. The beautiful thing I loved about this man, Javante Davis already knew it was a knockout. He didn't run to the corner. He ran and jumped on the rope and suck it, suck it, suck it. Didn't the backflip. Most exciting fighter in boxing is not even close. Yeah, I agree. Javonte Tank Davis is the most exciting fighter in boxing and not even close.

I didn't say the best. You know what I'm saying? I said the most exciting. And he brings the people out. He brings the people out. Every single time. Fun to watch. Yeah.

They showed him watching the replay. Oh, he's so charismatic. He's adorable. He was like, Jesus, Jesus Christ, God damn. He said, God damn. Watching the other. And oh, Ryan, Ryan, now Ryan is excited. too. Oh, yeah.

But not in the ring excited. That's not true. I think he's got that knockout power. I think the left. But he's not as exciting as Dervante. He's exciting in the ring, but not as exciting. Yeah, Jervantes is like at any moment, it's over. Like, look at this shirt you got on. Ryan got a shirt that said, Tanks number one fan, rematch me, bitch.

I mean, I mean, yeah, Ryan is just an absolute promotional genius. Like, what he's done and just turned it around in like a year is, like, unbelievable. I love it. I want to see all of them start mixing it up, though. I need to see Ryan and Shakur. I need to see Ryan and Lomachenko. And I need to see Tank in the ring with those three in particular.

You got to get that on your resume tank. But I think he beats all of them. I think Shakur needs an exciting fight. I like Shikor, by the way, I love Shakur, Steve. Yeah, he's fantastic, but the last fight wasn't exciting. No, it wasn't interesting. And I think that he needs an exciting fight. If he is an exciting fight where he gets like a big finish,

then that fight against Javante is fantastic. But I think that Lomachenko, Lomachenko's got the belt now. you fight Lomachenko against Jervante I mean that's just like a fuck yeah I don't know if he can knock Lomachenko out But Just because Lomachenko was a Yeah

Old hardened veteran Yeah he's just got all those Amateur fight He just knows what he's doing But at the same time Also he's not gonna tire out Like I think what happened to Frank Is he started to slow down a little bit

You got a little bit of gas Because Oh wow Look at that body shot I mean Oh my God Yeah he just creates so much power And such little

And Frank is good. I like Frank. Frank is the cool athlete and everything. But he just knew it. He just, he's out class, baby. Yeah. The blows started to be too heavy.

That's the first time you ever got knocked down. Wow. First, he never got knocked down on the fight. He was undefeated. Yo, all, that shot right there that Frank landed. I don't know if you can go back 10 seconds. They exchange shots.

That shot right there knocks people out. That Frank lands on Dravante. Watch this. Straight left hand. Great fucking chin. Yeah. People don't give him credit for it. He is a fantastic chin.

He even said that. in the corner one time. He was like, man, he don't hit hard. Yeah. Like, he got caught with a couple shots from Frank, like, they exchanged. And, yeah. Nah, Javante's the truth. Oof. Started boxing as seven years old, been doing it ever since.

Is he undefeated? Say again? Is he undefeated? Yeah. Ain't anybody ever beat tank? Yeah. Ain't undefeated. Flew to take, man. Chill out with that backflip thing. Why?

Bro. You saw how close the cameraman was doing? Oh, cameraman got to get the fuck out the way. I'm just saying. You know he's going backflip. What the fuck is you? Why are you all on tape when you know you're going backflip? Get the fuck out the way, Mr. Camer, man.

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Let's do some church announcements. What you got show? See? I'm going to be in Porterville, California, June 28th. And I'm going to be in Waterloo, New York, July 26th. Mohegan Sun Arena, July 27th. And then Atlantic City, New Jersey. We added another show, August 24th.

So those are the shows that I got for the rest of the summer. You guys can go grab tickets at theandrewshulst.com now. Peace. My book tour is over for the moment. I'll be back out in July, but go get honest to dial-line. Why Small Talk Sucks. Thank you for making it a national bestseller, man. Thank you to everybody that I saw out on the road over the last couple of weeks.

All of different press hits and everything that we've been doing, man. This thank you, man. You know, three books is not hard. I mean, three books is not an easy task, you know, to do. And I never even thought I would write three books. But we got it done, right, Chris Morrow? Yes, sir. I shouted you out on Bill Maher.

I appreciate that. My mom saw it. Aw. How was Bill Maher? I love doing Bill's show, man. I mean, I like Bill Maher. You know what it is, the shows that you watch every week that you actually enjoy and actually appreciate? Like, it's just always fun.

you know, going on them. And I never have done, I've never been a one-on-one guest on Marr before. Anytime I've done more, I've been on the panel. So tell me about this clip that went crazy. That exchange was a little awkward, it felt. It wasn't. The way the person edited it was awkward.

Go, go, scroll up. First of all, should I even shout out the Twitter name that started this? But he put, Charlemagne the God crumbles as Bill Maher counters him on Caitlin Clark. Now, play the clip. This is the clip that the person edited. It's a minute, six seconds.

And this is a minute, six seconds out of a four-minute, 20-second conversation. Play it. You don't think it's a problem that this young woman, there's so many examples where, I mean, black people are very marketable. And she seems to have been indoctrated into this. They don't see it as marketable,

so it doesn't matter how hard I work. I don't think that's accurate or healthy. I mean, see the cut. People come into the league and they're like the biggest thing in college. Isn't that a big deal? No, because Asia Washington was the biggest thing when she came out of South Carolina. That's where I'm from. But she was one of the biggest things she came out of South Carolina, number one draft pick.

And she didn't get all of that. So what do you attribute that to? I mean, you're saying that's racism. No, I'm not saying it's racist. I'm just saying that I think Asia Wilson has a point. And I think sometimes when, you know, black women say certain things, we should listen, especially her because I'm not in her shoes. I don't know.

But why was Serena Williams? I'm such a big star because people like that. They didn't not watch her because she was black, right? Yeah. Okay. So where are we with this? I don't know. I'm just sitting back observing the conversation, you know, but I do think.

You're in the conversation. What do you mean you're in this conversation? Now, play the unedited four-minute 20-second clip so you get better context. You know what's crazy though? When I left the show, I said, I wonder what they're going to take. from this interview and manipulate online the start a conversation.

When all you had to do, when actually posting in context, it's just as good of a conversation, if not better. About Peyton Clark, because it's similar to that. Okay, so there was a lot of controversy because she's not gotten a big welcome there in the WNBA,

which is only 20% white. Here's the Las Vegas ASA star, Angel Wilson, said... South Carolina, by the way, 803. That's what she's from. I'm from the same. Okay, I know you are. That's right.

Best women's player in the WNBA, Asia Woolf. Okay, maybe now. I don't know. No, she has been from... Two MVP. I don't follow women's basketball. I said it last week.

I don't apologize. I don't follow college. I don't follow lots of sports. Pause this real quick now. I follow just the big three at playoff. I love this. You know why? Why?

Because Bill's a brilliant idiot like us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't watch it at all, but I'm going to give you my opinion. Exactly. I loved it. Pressley, Taylor. Off time.

Gotcha. But she said, a lot of people may say it's not about black and white. She's talking about her and Caitlin Clark and Caitlin Clark getting such a big hoop lot. It really is because you can be top-notch at what you are as a black woman, but yet maybe that's something that people don't want to see. They don't see it as marketable. So it doesn't matter how hard I work. Really?

You think that's right? I mean, I would say the three biggest. stars, most untouchable stars, are Oprah, Michelle Obama, and Beyonce. So, I mean, and marketable, Serena Williams, Simone Biles. I mean, LeBron James, Michael Jordan, I mean, come on. Caitlin Clark has a tangible quality that nobody can really quantify. And what that is, just the ability to put seats, I mean, to put asses in seats. Like, you don't know who's going to be a draw, and you don't know who's not going to be a draw.

I mean, there's been plenty of, you know, white women basketball players who've come through that have been great, right? But they just weren't able to draw the type of audience that Caitlin Clark has. And I think the other thing with Caitlin, anytime you are a race that is in an industry that usually doesn't excel in that industry, it's going to be more of a spectacle,

whether it's, you know, Tiger Woods and Golf, whether it's Eminem and hip-hop, whether it's Obama and politics. When you are a race that is in an industry that usually doesn't have people from that race itself in the industry, it's going to be more of a spectacle. But you don't think it's a problem

that this young woman There's so many examples where, I mean, black people are very marketable. Well, ask yourself. And she seems to have been indoctrated into this. They don't see it as marketable. So it doesn't matter how hard I work. I don't think that's accurate or healthy. Well, Asia's been in the league for like six, seven years.

She's got two MVP. She's won a couple of championships, but she's just getting a signature shoe now, right? Caitlin Clark's got a $20 million Nike deal already as a rookie. So how do you explain that? I don't know. because this is somebody who apparently, again, I don't know anything about women's basketball, but they said that she broke all the records in college?

In college, yeah. Okay. I mean, when people come into the league and they're like the biggest thing in college, isn't that a big deal? No, because A.O.O.O.O.O.O.S.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O. I'm from. So she was one of the biggest things she came out of South Carolina, and number one draft pick. And she didn't get all of that. So what do you

attribute that to? I mean, you're saying that's so interesting. No, I'm not saying that I think Asia Wilson has a point. And I think sometimes when, you know, black women say certain things, we should listen, especially her, because I'm not in her shoes. I don't know. But why was Serena Williams such a big star? Because people like that. They didn't not watch her because she was black, right? That's point. Okay. So where are we with this? Yeah.

Well, furthermore, pause. Furthermore, you, yeah, this is crazy. And this is like the problem with the internet is that, and there's a Colin Quinn as a comedian who's absolutely brilliant,

he's a legend, and he has this great bit. He was in his new special where he talks about like, he goes, by the way, what's happening right now, he's doing it live.

This isn't real. What's real is the comments. Because comments live forever. This performance, will live just in this room right now. But the comments and the tweets and whatever about those live forever. So people, the whole world thinks that is reality and not this. This is no longer reality.

That is. And it's a crazy word perspective because that video, which we watch right now, is designed to make you look stupid. And effectively, I don't say it makes you stupid, but doesn't make you look good. This is a thoughtful answer that makes Bill look like he doesn't have the answers. It makes Bill look stumps. He's the one backpedaling. Not you.

Now, press play. Keep press play, press play, Taylor. Wow. I'm just sitting back observing the conversation, you know, but I do think- You're in the conversation. What are you mean? I'm not a woman.

I'm not- I'm not-a-woman. I guess I'm trying to ask, what are you asking me? Like, what is the question you're asking you? Are you asking me, is it racist? Pause right here. That's what, that's what I'm, like, what do you, I don't understand what you're asking me right now.

Because I thought I just explained to you why somebody like that, would be marketable. And then he made a valid point. He said, people did not watch Serena. People did not not watch Serena because she's black. But yeah, but what I got? Not really a valid point because she was a black person in a white sport.

And also what I would say is that she played the game. One, viewing for female tennis was always higher. But two, she played the game in a way that was very exciting. That's right. I feel like what, I feel like that what Asia is saying is, I don't know. I didn't get it as it was just a racial thing. I just felt like it was she wasn't markable, not just because of race.

Yeah, we're having a marketing conversation. Yeah, but it's like maybe her game isn't as markable as Caitlin. Caitlin is hitting Logo 3s. She's the first girl in history to do that regularly. We like Logo 3s. We like Steph when he does it. We like Steph when he does it. We like it when any NBA player is hitting Logo 3s.

Now we have a WMBA girl that does it. Nobody in the WMBA does it with her frequency before. Not Asia Wilson. We're just women's basketball. In Williams basketball. Now, there are female basketball players that have games. that are far more boring, but they're effective. Those are not marketable.

You cannot market Angel Reese's game. It's not exciting to the average basketball game. But you can market Angel Reese. But you can market Angel Reese because she's great on TikTok. She's great in her ability to engage with people. She's great in press conference and the whole thing. So you can market that side of it. Whopping Caitlin upside the head?

Basketball play. But still, we like to see that shit. Yeah, I don't know about basketball play. But go, go. Press play, Taylor. Watch. Is Caitlin Parts successful? because she's only white.

Is that what you're saying? Like I said, I think that when you are a race that excels in an industry, that race usually doesn't excel, it's more of a spectacle. And the fact that she's actually really, really good. Like you said, she broke, you know, the scoring record in college. But more importantly, people watch her. People sit down in seats. They come to game because of her.

She breaks viewership records. So, I mean, I think all of that plays apart. I don't know why we act like it has to be one thing. It can be... Pause. Sorry to interrupt you. Are you one of those media strategy people clicking through slides, scrolling spreadsheets? Yes? Good. This is for you. Because on Spotify, there's an audience that's different. Locked in. Loyal, invested. They're called fans. Fans don't just listen to music. They feel seen by it, like it belongs to them. So when your brand shows up on Spotify, that's who you're talking to. And you're right next to artists like me, Lizzo. So, are you ready to talk to fans? Spotify advertising. You're amongst.

fans. You already know where I'm going at this. Why was this, if this conversation was about Jeremy Lynn, there wouldn't be a question. Just take out Caitlin Clark, put in Jeremy Lynn, and then people go, I think people are watching because he's Asian.

We never seen no shit like that before. But this is the thing where I think like, Bill just doesn't know enough about sports or he just doesn't know enough about the conversation in general. He doesn't know about Caitlin Clark's play clearly because what he's trying to do is make this a racial issue when it is a race issue about a minority in a sport, which is what you're saying,

mix with a really exciting play. She's really good and she puts asses and seats. What you said is true, Schultz, people pay attention to the comments. Bill doesn't watch the sport. So Bill's listening to the commentary. He's just looking into the conversation. And since the commentary is rooted around race and everybody's talking about race. Let me tell you the deadline said some wild shit.

Deadline posted this. And they posted it in context. They didn't post it a while because they posted it in context and said, And Cholomey the guy gets real about Cate and Clark's success. Deadline said that I said it was because the NBA, the WNBA was gay. I didn't say nothing about the WNBA. I mean, I didn't say, oh. It is gay.

They must have been listening to the podcast. No, it is. We never said that either. We never talked about that on the podcast. Now that you see what outfits they wear to show up to the games, you know who's gay and who's not. Look, Sholomey and the guy gets real on Caitlin's Clark appeal with Bill Maher. Among his beliefs that Caitlin Clark's immediate impact on the WNBA is because in the league with a majority of women are black

and there's a large number of gay players, she's different. I never said that shit. But they need to throw it in. They need to throw it in. I never said that. But no, I like Bill Marshall. I think it's dope. It's just funny that whoever cut that is a big Caitlin Clark fan, right?

And it's a white dude because I saw him on YouTube and he is trying to make it seem like it. I'm not even on the race angle here. I'm just saying that race is a factor. You're on the race angle, but in a different way. You are making the J, what is it, Jeremy Lynn argument. That's right. It's just, we never saw an Asian play this type of basketball be this effective.

Asians came out and they're like, I really want to see that. Absolutely. That's awesome. Yes. The same, and all of a sudden, it becomes the biggest sensation in New York basketball in the last, I don't know, 20 fucking years, 30 years or something like that. It was absolutely crazy. Lynch Sanity was crazy.

He got a fucking 30 for 30 for 30. But 10 games. Let's just... He got a 30 for 30 for 10 games. How many games was did he play? He literally got a 30 for fucking 30 for like 15 games. It was also that he was from Harvard and he was undrafted. It was...

He did nothing, Chris. He didn't even lead him to the playoffs. Chris, Chris, Chris. Did they even make the playoffs that year? Chris, nobody knows. Nobody cares. I cut it out, Chris. There's one reason, Chris.

It's because he was an Asian guy. Man. Get in buckets. Bucket. And not getting buckets in Asian way where you're like shooting some weird

fucking jump shot and how Asians play like Asia's got the weirdest fucking jumpers I've ever seen my life. His jump shot was a little weird but okay. Not even bro.

He had nice elbow tucked he was good to go. He's getting buckets. He's going to the basket. Talking shit. He's talking shit taking over. I don't know if he's talking shit as a Christian,

but still. The point is he was doing it and he was doing it for a franchise that historically sucked and all of a sudden they were winning and he was balling out and it was a sensation

in a city with a massive Asian population. I remember during Linsanity, the amount of Asians that were at Nix Games was unprecedented. You would think it was a... Bleep the head. That point is, what?

But all point is, the point is, point is, Chris. Okay? The point is, They beat me to it. That's what you would think it was. I'm just saying if he had been the number three pick in the draft.

Nobody. And it played at North Carolina. It didn't matter. It didn't matter. I'm not saying it's the major part of it. It didn't matter. It's all because he was a, if Caitlin Clark was black. Yow Ming, one of the top.

I think if she was black, to me, I can only speak for myself, it's the way she plays that excited me. She'd be just another good black basketball. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, if. It's that pulling from the logo. Exactly. If she was black and pulling from the logo, it would be the same. It is, but.

How they would be the same? No, no, no, no. Listen, everything changes. But if she's black and pulling for the logo, we're watching, the fact that she's white and pulling for the logo takes it up a notch because you have the minority that's playing, whatever. That being says, if she's pulling up for the logo, everyone's watching. But like, for example, with Eminem, he was pulling up from the logo with the bars.

You got to give it to him. And then he was also white. He was also white. And that, that matters whenever you are. And I don't know why. If you're a casual. If you're a real hip hop fan, you just care that he's pulling him from the logg. No, real hip hop fan.

He's still like, that white boy is nice. That's what I'm saying. That's what he's saying. He's saying that a real hip hop fan is going to really care about the bars because he's pulling up from the logo and also care about he's white, but the bars are what's really important. The casuals are going, oh, this white guy is nice. I push back on that a little bit. I always said if Eminem was white, he'd be Redman.

Red Man is phenomenal. I love him. Amazing bars. Fantastic. One of the best to ever do it. But he ain't the biggest hip-hop star in the world. But he was so big that he had a movie. He had a movie.

Like Redman and Redman made it to the mountains. His talent, yes, absolutely. His talent got him to heights that a lot of rappers didn't get fair. How many rappers got movies? That's right. No, you're right. Successful movies, too. Yeah, exactly.

So being the minority in the thing might take you to the strat. But just be good. But just being good and doing it different gets you to the promise line. That's right. I'm not taking nothing away from Eminem. One of the greatest the ever hold of microphone. Tiger Woods, one of the greatest ever hold of fucking golf club. Yeah.

Tereen Williams, one of the greatest ever hold of tennis racket. Caitlin Clark, the best, at least as far as we've seen, women's basketball player that I've seen in my lifetime. Caitlin Clark is the best? To me, best, at least offensively. Yeah. I would just say the best shooter. Shooter. Shooter.

That's what I'll give her that. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Just the best three-point shooter. And we like threes, there you go. There's are fun. There you go. Steph changed the way that we look at basketball. We really value threes now.

Yeah. And the fact that we value them and there's a girl who's doing it like Steph. And she got the other tangible quality that nobody ever factors in. I haven't heard that yet in this conversation. She's a draw. Well, it's because of the game, but yeah.

But I don't even know if it's because of the game. There's people out there that got that game. They ain't a draw. Damien Lillard is a fantastic basketball player. Great point. Is he a draw? No. You know what I'm saying?

Like he's a fantastic basketball player. He would have been in the prime of his career. If he had been in New York, yes. But did he, if he would have been. Yeah. If he was a draw, he would have been that in Portland. And I love Damila. I'm not taking nothing from Damien Lilly.

No, with all due respect for Damila, who's one of the best basketball players alive, I agree with you. The game is not so distinct like Steph's game was. He can do all the things, but it's not so distinct that you're like, I need to watch this guy play. There are certain guys where you just need to watch them play.

Alan Iverson was one of them. Michael Jordan was one of them. Kobe was one of them. Yeah. Steph. Steph. Steph turned Golden State was not like that before step. Shack.

Yeah. Orlando Shack. Come on, man. L.A. Shack, like where you're looking at absolute fucking dominance. Yo, when Shaq was in Orlando, they was called in Orlando to East Coast, L.A. Yeah. Straight up. I remember that.

You just never saw a human being. move with that agility and that weight. It just never... We was trying to find LSU games on television. Oh, wow. People don't remember. I remember that because you kept... This was before the internet.

So you kept hearing about this guy who was like eight feet tall, 400 pounds, could run the floor. It was exaggeration, right? But it's like, I gotta see this dude play. We were trying... He was bringing down backboard. I had an LSU baseball cap.

See what I'm saying? So it's like sometimes you play a game in such a transformative way that we need to watch. Right. Damian Lillard doesn't do that, even though he's one of the best basketball players alive. Kawhi Leonard doesn't do that. Not a draw.

Kyrie Irving does do that. He's a draw. You need to watch when he's on a heater. Only when he's on a heater. Only when he's on a heater where he was. But outside of that, you don't like, oh, I need to watch Clay. But I want to see the clips when he goes off. Oh, you want to see.

Yeah, I got to watch. And I love Damien Lillard. I think Damien Lill is fantastic. All the best in the world. That's right. All I'm simply saying is some people, you can have all the talent in the world. and for whatever reason, you may not be a draw. Patrick Ewan was one of the best basketball players

in the world of the time. You didn't need to watch him. And he was in New York. And he was in New York. But it wasn't like, people would rather watch John Starks get hot here. Or Bernard King when he was cooking. Back in a long time ago.

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You're right. That's a good point. You don't know what, I don't know why Caitlin Clark is the draw she is. I don't. I really don't.

I can't just chalk it up to whiteness. Yeah. You know what I mean? He's got a tangible. Because in college it felt like she could score from anywhere. Yeah. I got to see it. If you didn't deer up, it was great.

Now, now, that wouldn't be pause. That'd be fast forward. She's a girl. Yes, right. But what I will say is this. We came from a time where when women would shoot a basketball, they would have to take a step into it because they didn't have the upper body strength to shoot from distance.

So if you look at the girls back, like the older girls in WMBA still do it. They don't like do crossover, step back, and then jump shots. They would kind of like have their left foot forward and then like, stick. step into their threes. These girls now are doing jumpers like the dudes. And we're watching, so our generation is seeing a girl play basketball who used to not have the upper body strength to hit a regular three, hit logo threes off the dribble, step back?

Yeah, man. How are you not going to watch that? How are you not going to watch that, man? Salute to Caleb. Listen, I like the WNB. I've been telling you, I like women's basketball period. So, you know, I'm definitely biased towards Asia Wilson. I think Asia is very exciting to watch

because Asia is like a joke. She's like a big she's a big woman, right? I'm saying big man. But she's like a big woman. But she can she'll post you up. She'll take you to the paint, but then she can shoot from long range. Oh, Asia Wilson, I'm sorry. I thought you were talking about Asia

Wilson. But to her point, I will say this. I saw Dawn Sterly play in person in high school. She had one of the most electric games I've ever seen. I keep hearing it. I never thought. Incredible. And for whatever reason, that didn't translate. So I think that's kind of like a comp to think of.

She never, she's gotten that love and appreciation as a coach. But like, I'm telling you, I saw her. I had no idea who she was. It was before our game. And I was like, who the fuck is this? You know what else, Chris? That's a great point you bring up. Because that's the other thing, right?

When it comes to what Asia's talking about, the WNBA as a whole has just started to become more marketable. Right. You know what I mean? Like just that women's basketball, period. They tried it with Rebecca Lobo and Lisa Leslie. There just wasn't enough interest. And they weren't compelling players. You can't brand around.

It's not branding around the best player. It's branding around the most marketable player. But it's also consumer interest. That's what I'm saying. The most marketable player is going to be consumed by the people the best. Yeah. So Asia Wilson is undeniably the best female basketball player alive. Average in 28 and 11 right now.

Just an absolute dominant force. But she's not the most marketable player alive in terms of people wanting to see her play the game. I think so. No, no, no, no, not the most marketable. That's what I'm saying. No, no, she could be second. What I'm saying is she's not the most marketable because she played last year and they weren't in 18,000 seat stadiums. That's true.

And now Kately Clark is in and they're doing 18,000 seats. Yeah. Caitlin was a draw. Like, it's like, it's just simple. Remember, we have these conversations about who's an arena artist and who's not. Simple. Yo, it's like that difficult. It's really not that difficult.

Yeah. At all, you know. But, no, I salute to Bill Maugh, man. I got to go do club random. I fuck with Bill. I like Bill Maugh. He's, like, one of the last unapologetically themselves people on television. Yeah.

Like, Bill don't hear. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Bill says what he wants to say, when he wants to say it, how he wants to say it. He don't give a shit. He pisses off. Republicans one week, the Democrats. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I have no problem with it. What's the world in any way, shape, or form. I fuck with Bill Maher. All right. Let's do some asking idiots, gang, gang. Some asking idiots. Let's do some open asking idiots. Taylor.

Taylor thinks she's going to see Dave Free. Nah. She thinks she's going to see Kendrick Lamar. She knows. Do you want me to wear your shit or not? Oh, wow. She's doing you a favor, yeah. You know, she's doing you a favor, y'all.

Listen, June teeth is Wednesday. Go to the legacy of resilience.com. You know, check out our point comfort line that just dropped. Okay. Those are my peoples over there. You know, they got some really cool stuff. You see me wearing. Flew to the young lady that gave me this shirt, too.

I like this shirt. What's that one? I forgot. It's called a black print. I'm sorry, Queen. It's called the Black Prince. She bought this to me in L.A. at a book sign, and I had her a card with me, too.

I'm pretty sure it's called the Black Prince. She's dropping these on June Tenth. Okay, I have nothing to do with this. This is my people's. I like her shirt. It just says, run us our reparations. I like the design. I like the way it looks.

Run us our reparations. Yeah, I like the way it looks. Oh, did you see this shit? Automatically registering men 18 to 25 for United States draft. The U.S. God. The U.S. House of Representatives has passed a defense bill that will automatically register men age 18 and the 26 for the United States draft. Currently, the Selective Service, better known as the draft and not part of the Department of Defense Armed Services, is mandatory for male U.S. citizens age 18 to 25.

On Friday, the Republican-controlled House is now passed the measure mandating that men between the ages of 18 and 26 will be automatically registered for the U.S. military selective service system. Although the draft haven't been invoked in over a half a century, it is currently mandatory for all male U.S. citizens, the registered. for the selective service to turn 18 years old. I did not know that. Failure to do so is considered a felony and many legal consequences will ensue. The defense bill, which was led by Representative Chrissy Holohan,

Hulahan, arrives as part of the annual National Defense Authorization Act, which plans out the U.S. government's military and national security priorities over the next fiscal year. What do you think about that, Chris? I mean, I'm glad that I'm old, and I'm glad that I have daughters is my instant reaction. Yeah.

I was telling for one. Play what, I wish you was eligible. Play Cardi B, Taylor. Play Cardi B, Taylor. What? Why do you hate me so much? I love you. Okay?

Come on. I love you, Taylor, and you know this. Come on, girl. Play what Cardi B said. Read an article saying that the house just passed a bill that they're going to automatically register men from 18 to 26 for war. Okay. And all I want to say is to America, good luck with that.

These new little niggas are TikTokers, baby. These motherfuckers ain't going to fight no war. We're going to die. You're going to die. You might as well just keep motherfuck again investing money and got guns. These new kids, you want to send these new kids to fight these wars? The TikTok fucking hip-shakers, out of your mind. This is a New America, baby

This ain't the 19 motherfucking Now like seriously You're gonna draft these kids That we TikTok and all day To fight them what? I'm most like what? I mean, she got a point I think Coddy's 100% correct

Them motherfuckers that be fighting theirs I also pause that I also like the fact that our Our army is voluntary I think that gives us an advantage Like Everybody in our army Sign up because they want to get busy

Word up When you go up against a country where they're forced to, they're like literally handcuffed and placed into the service. They're arrested. They're not there. They're hard ain't in it. They don't want to be there. That's Russia's problem right now.

Say again? That's Russia's problem right now. That's a lot of country's problems right now. So I like the fact that the people that are in our military are like, this is what I am committing myself to and I'm trying to bang out, give me an opportunity, put me in coach. You don't think other people in people in other countries, since it's their tradition, it's their way, they're not like, I can't wait to go into them. motherfucking military. I can't wait to go blow

some shit up. I think they're like, I can't wait to get out. Really? Yeah. What do you guys think about the Russian model that they're doing now where they're offering people in jail? You can get out if you join the military. It's almost like... Didn't I just fucking... Didn't I say that on breakfast until the day? I said

instead of doing a fucking selective draft or whatever the fuck it is they're doing, everybody, if you're in prison right now and you got a life sentence or some 50, 60, 70 year, 100 year sentence, or if you're on death row, scrap them up, baby. Send them straight over there on the fucking plane.

Put bombs on them. Oh, gosh. Send them to the enemy territory. Drop them in. What do you got to lose? I can't what you say it. Just don't strap them up. Why?

You on death row. They're going to be the first ones to be treasonous and snitch, and they already break the rules. All you're doing is you literally from prison to a van to a jet. No, I'm saying once they're over there, they're going to cross the enemy lines. What's they going to tell? Here's all the secrets. What secrets?

I've been in prison for the last 20 years. The secrets of the military that they're working for. You don't tell them all that. You give them a fucking gun, some bombs and say, those are the motherfucking ops. Handle your business, man. And then what if they go, all right, I don't know about all this shit. I'm going to try to sell my stuff and then I'm going to desert. If you want to go live in Russia, it's fine.

If you want to go live in Ukraine, do your motherfucking thing. Well, the problem they're having is so they did it. people did their tour of service, right? Yeah. Got out and now I get to come back and join, the ones who survived, come back to civilian population. They start committing crime.

And they're fucking murdering people. First of all, first of all, Russia shouldn't have played fair. What do you mean? You just kill them afterwards. Oh. Oh, my goodness when Russia start playing for it.

You know, what the fuck is going on, y'all? Like, what the fuck? Russia gets sucked. Like, what are we talking about? What are we talking about? It would be the same thing. And by the way, I wouldn't promise him anything. All I would simply say is, listen, you're going to die here anymore.

Yeah. Have fun, bro. Yeah. Call of duty. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Call it. You're already in jail for life.

That's what I will tell them. That's what I'm saying? You're dropping them on the battlefield. And now you're training them. So now they got military training. I wouldn't train them to do. You shit. Yo, Charlotte.

All you need to know how to fire this motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Give them bombs. Like, what the jihadist do? I do you think bombs work. Let the jihad. Drop them in the battlefield, run out there and guess what?

Guess what? We have trackers on you. So if you don't go bomb this shit, detonate you on a, detonate you ourselves. You know what I'm saying? Straight up. You got to work this one out.

I got it worked out. I just need somebody smart. I wanted me to come in and put this shit together. Telller, give us some asking you right now. I detonate you myself. You're not getting off this battlefield. Okay. All right.

You're not getting back to this plane, baby. Okay? Let's do some asking idiots. People at home just missed a great segment. Why? We keeping that. No, we're keeping that in. What's wrong with that?

That's too good. Why is that crazy? I thought about it, shit. All right. Why wouldn't you? Okay. You were a woman, would you date yourself? Hell yeah.

Yeah, absolutely. Hell yeah. Dick crazy. Yeah. Ball's nice. Yeah. Successful. Oh, that.

You know what I'm saying? Funny. Dick magnificent. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? What the hell is you talking about? Stroke game crazy. I'm just describing you.

That's my guy right there, man. You know what I'm saying? It's my guy right there. Yes, I would date myself, especially this version of myself. Of course. Why wouldn't I? 100%. First of all, Taylor.

You're not going to no concept. You know what? You're not going to no concert. I'm really getting close to asking God. God, give me one more for the year, y'all. Just give me one more for the year. Yo, do it, do it. Right?

Just ask God. I've been very blessed this year, but I need one more, yo. Do one prayer. Do one prayer. You think I should just give her one time? I think you should give her one prayer. Just give her one prayer. My prayer is harder.

Whoa. Okay. If you were a woman, would you date yourself? Yeah. That's the answer to that. Of course. Yes. In the past.

I would have dated myself at any time. Oh, God. I've always been a good man. Always. Cheating is good? It's good. Listen, it's fucked up, but I still make me any less of a good man. I'm always been a good man.

A little less of a good man. If you're trying to be... Cheating does not make you a bad man. Was Martin Luther King Jr. a bad man? Was it making you? Was Reverend Martin Luther King Jr. A bad man? What does it make you?

What does it make you? I'm just after the question. I'm just after a bad man. I'm asking a few question too. Cheaters, stop invoking Martin Luther King Jr's name. Okay, if you're ass. With Bill Clinton a bad man? Yo, cheaters.

Cheaters, stop invoking Martin Luther King Jr.'s. With Bill Clinton the bad man? Chris, with Bill Clinton a bad man? Didn't he kill a bunch of people? His politics were good. His personal behavior was bad. You could put like that. I was somebody the day, boy, and they was talking about that shit so much.

It started making me uncomfortable. With a cleansing body count? What? Where the fuck was I? Who was doing that shit? It was somebody of note, too. I don't remember what the fuck I was that. But they was letting that shit fly.

Phil Mar? No, it wasn't Mar. It was somebody. Because they were talking about, because, you know, I wrote about Hillary in my book. Andrew. I'm sorry. It was when I did the Daily show.

Probably. Oh, yeah. That's what it was. No, no, no, it was. There was some, there was some Clinton murder jokes in there. And then they were like, what? I was down to Sam. I was with it.

And then they did it? I think we cut for time. I think we cut for time. Yeah, that's what they say. You know. I just thought somebody look at me and go, I was like. Yeah, yeah, you're about to get.

Yeah, it's quit. Shamar Crawford, what have you done that you believe made your family the proudest? Schultzzi? Like as a man? Or? I don't know. What have you done that you believe made your family the proudest?

I think it's always just been like, care of them. I think that's probably the most. I think they're proud of the achievements, but like just taking care of them, being a good man. Yeah, I think that that's probably the thing that they're deep down that they're proud. It's easy to like share the successes in your career. Those are more shareable. You don't like post on Facebook about what you do. Your daughter. Yeah, I think for me it wouldn't be like having a daughter. It would be like the way I am with my daughter. They would be proud of. Like having the kid, a lot of people have them that aren't shouldn't even but like it's just like the behavior i think that's yeah yeah only two

people maybe three that i care about as far as my family and what made me i don't want to say that that sound fucked up i care about my family but i'm talking about what i care about what they think and that'll be my grandma who's no longer here god bless the day all right and uh my mom and my dad right so for me i know that my grandmother and mother would be most proud of the man i am with my wife and my family. More so than anything else, more than any success, anything like that, I know that they're proud of, you know, the man I am with my wife and my family. That's the most important.

That is the most important thing, yo. Showing up and being that fantastic husband, showing up being a fantastic, that's the most important thing to me, too. By the way, I don't give a fuck about none of this other shit at all. As long as I can protect and provide my family and, you know, be the best husband and be the best father as I can be, everything else is gravy, baby. Amen. Oscar B. Savage on him. Says Top five books, Charlotte, Top Five Comedy Specials, Andrew.

Ooh. You want me go first? Yes. Top five books for me in no particular order. From Niggas to Gods by Akil. Message to the Black Man by the Honorable Elijah Muhammad. the autobiography of Malcolm X. Ego is the enemy by Ryan Holiday.

And I'm going to go to 48 Laws of Power. Those would be my top five books ever. If I had to give somebody five books to read and say you need to read these five books and these are the books that you need to really internalize, it would be these five books. Delirious. Eddie Murphy.

Eddie Murphy's, obviously, Eddie Murphy's delirious. Chris Rock, bringing the pain. Dave Chappelle, what's the first one? Not for what it's first? No, no, no. Oh, killing him, killing him softly. Maybe bigger and blacker. Chris Rock, bigger and blacker.

Great one. If I'm remembering correctly. Bringing the pain is just so fucking iconic. And then one more. Oh, Daniel Tosh. Daniel Tash has, honestly, two that could be in there. Really? Oh, Daniel Tosh is like one of the greatest.

He might be the greatest joke writer ever. But Daniel Tash, true stories I made up. And I believe that's one. But there's two that could probably be in there. He's fucking. Yeah. Oh, did I say Patrice O'Neil? No, the elephant in the room?

Oh, I thought that was the first one I said. Sorry. So delirious. Bring in the pain. What was the Chappelle? The first one is Killedem softly. Patrice's elephant in the room.

And Daniel Tosh is true stories. It's a good one. I think when they see your next one shows, they're going to put you up there. I respect, my man. I really, really, really, really, really do. Thank you, man.

Because, yeah, I really. Because there's certain things that I've never seen a man addressed. Fair enough. You know? And I think when you can do that in the humorous way that you did. Yeah. Oh.

And then the end, oh, you bastard. Thank you. Oh, scroll up, Taylor. Let's do a couple more. Oh, I don't do that one. Ooh, one handsome fella. Now, this is fire. What player means more to a city,

but wasn't born there, Kobe to L.A. or Jordan to Chicago. Woo! I think Kobe means more to L.A. Easy call. I think Jordan means more to, like, America or basketball. But I think Kobe means more to L.A. Easy call.

Yeah. I don't think Kobe was very likable to people outside of L.A. Like, I don't know if people were like, he was kind of like a heel almost at times. But if you were from L.A., he was, like, beloved. It was the greatest human being that's ever there. And it feels like Kobe was more connected to L.A. than Michael Jordan was to Chicago. Like, Michael Jordan was connected to the Chicago Bulls.

But not the city of Chicago. Like, Kobe Bryant was there since he was a teenager. He grew up there. Like, even when you're in L.A. now, you see Kobe Bryant murals everywhere. I don't think I've seen that in Chicago. How are you looking to me like that? Because it's Kobe. No, no, look at Taylor.

Why do you say that he went to school in Lower Merion? Why are he saying that he was a teen? Well, he was drafted as a teenager. Please, don't. Don't do it? Don't. Yeah. By teenager, how old do you mean?

Don't. By teenagers. But I'm just saying. Lower Merriam claims him too. All I'm saying is Lowell and Clems from two. Yo, Taylor, I'm going to tell you something. Nobody knows nobody connects Kobe Bryant and Lord Marion except for y'all. It's not even close.

It's not even close. When I say it's not even close, It's not even close. Yeah. Like nobody thinks of Kobe Bryant and thinks Lord Marion. They think in Italy before. You never ever be like, Oh, Kobe's school.

No, they don't. No, they don't. The Philly Kobe thing. How are you going to tell me? Exactly. And you say it again? I wish it was, but the Philly Kobe thing isn't real.

Yes. I didn't say, I'm saying every time I say lower Marion, like, oh, Kobe's school. Y'all not in the current. Yeah, I'd say Lowell Murray, but in terms of Billy.

You do know Kobe got drafted when he was out of high school. I do know that. I'm telling you though. When he was 18 years old. I'm saying whenever I say I'm from me, you're not getting what I'm saying. If you grow, if you're not getting what I'm saying, if you move somewhere when you were 18 and you was, you played there, he played there for 20 years. Right?

Charlie, man, we can't do this. We can't do this. One more, then we got to go. All right. What else we are? Scroll up to more, Taylor. I hate y'all so many. Oh, favorite show right now.

I saw there's two, Fallout and then House of Dragons. I don't, I'm not watching TV right. right now. Scroll one more. Why? I understand. There's nothing really on that I'm interested in. All right.

Oh, this is, all right. We can end on this. Carry amazing. Would AI, scroll up a little bit more? Would AI make a better president than a human? No. Talk to me. AI is, is, how AI works right now is very similar to how predictive text works.

It's the same technology. So the answers that it give you, it's just synthesizing. all the times on the internet and in all their data sets that these questions have come up and what is most often placed there. And that's how it's how can the answer.

Just like when you're writing a sentence that's like, I want to go party, it can kind of predict when you put PA, it's going to be party on it because it's dealt with all that data. So I don't think that it would necessarily be a good president because it might just be going

off of what is existing, on the internet, which, as we know, the comments are not the reality. And you don't want your president to be making decisions based on the comments. We want them to be making decisions based on the reality. I mean, shit, most of them are already making

fucking decisions because of the comments any goddamn way. They got their comm teams and everybody else reacting to everything they see online. You're right. Listen, the debate is on June 27th. You hyped?

Yes. I have not anticipated a battle like this since Kendrick and Drake. Should we go? Should we go? I don't know if I want to go. I don't know where is that. But President Biden versus Donald Trump is going to be must-c-TV.

And I'm going to tell you something, man. I saw something today where they said that they're going to moderate the conversation by muting the person so they can't interrupt. And there's not going to be no notes, no help from AIDS in between. So this shit is like a real live freestyle battle. Good luck, President Joe Biden. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, good luck.

The muting of the mics helps Biden a lot more. Yeah. No, it doesn't. Because the interruptions from Trump will just throw them off. It don't matter. He gets thrown off already. It don't matter. Here's the thing.

Do you not want Trump to be interrupted? So you're thinking about it one way. You're just going to let Trump go and you can't jump in. And you 80-plus years old are trying to keep up with every single lie. going to lay out? Are you serious? God's not going to be able to keep up? Yeah, that's interesting.

It's going to be, listen, I don't know. Maybe it won't be bad. Maybe they got some new shit they've been working on, some super serum, you know what I mean, that they're going to shoot fucking. It's going to be bad. It's going to be bad. And it's going to be so joke-filled.

What do I write about in the book, Chris? Donald Trump is dangerous because he's funny. Yeah, yeah. He's dangerous because he's funny. He's going to give us one of the greatest stand-up specials we've ever seen. scene on June 27. The names he's probably working on for Joe, the shit he's going to come with about Hunter. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. He smokes crack, doesn't he, Joe? He smokes

crack, does he smoke crack Joe? Yeah. Yo, he might go, he might go there with the dead kittens. He already went there. I know. He went there in the last debate. I know. I couldn't believe Biden didn't smack him. You can't wait. I'm just saying you're putting, you're putting Joe in a really bad situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're expecting, Joel's gonna come in there with all his decorum

and presidential stature and years of being an elected official all dignified. No, man, no. If you go in there with that mentality, you already fucking lost. He got to call Trump the M word.

He might. What would Trump's fans do? They'd be like, I don't know who I'm going for. He might. He might. What if he did Trump? You know what I mean?

If Joe Biden called Trump to N-word, Trump's man, to be confused. Like, I do like freedom of speech. I need that kind of president. The president willing to call out of N-word. I'm serious. It's going to be crazy. Can't wait.

No. June 27th, 2024. Get your motherfucking popcorn ready. President Joe Biden versus Donald goddamn Trump. Chris, are you shaking your head because you know it's going to be bad? You guys can tell you. Tell me what happened. I won't be able to watch it.

You're not going to be able to turn away. I'm not watching. I'm not. I can't do it. Damn. I'm watching. I'm watching. I can't wait.

As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're a couple. If you listen to this podcast, you think we're brilliant, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You're absolutely right. But if you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's a brilliant idiotist podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.