The Brilliant Idiots - The North Forgot (Unmemorable Mouth)

Episode Date: March 18, 2023

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I love the premise of the show. Smart people talking about dumb shit. I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit. Oh, we go where we're not supposed to go, baby. The Brand Idiots podcast. Yep, Shalaman God. Andrew Shoehl. We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness.

Yes, sir. You know what I'm saying? Shultz in here with the richest Finch the special, baby. Got it! Sides are gone. Bro, I thought that there was just too much progress going on in this podcast. We need to bring it back to Alt-Right Andy. You know what I mean?

That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. As an alt-right. Exactly. Okay. Okay.

Um, now, come on. Let's be racist today. Yo, you need to be more races, bro. How was the weekend? I don't know. Gay guy. What? What?

What? What happened? Let's start over. Let's start over. Okay, ready? Go. Yep, Shalamy guy. Richard Spencer.

We are the Brilliant Idiot podcast. Back for another week of Brilliant Idiot. This show is in here with the Richard Spencer Special, baby. Yes, sir. That's actually the Boosie. What you're going there and say? you, man, cut my side, give you a little fade.

That's what I asked for. The boozy. I asked for a boosy fade. You asked for a little boozy. Hey, yeah, yeah. That is the white boozy fade. I got a white boosy, bro. God damn.

Chris, Chris just moved in the fucking room. All right, all right. Sorry, last intro. Last intro. What the fuck? That's start it again. Yeah, yeah. Let's keep all of this, too, Alex.

This is good stuff. This is great. This is great. Ready? All right. Did you get Chris's ass? Not, but he moved the camera. All right.

All right. It is take three. Yep. Charlamagne got. God damn. What are the chances of that happening? That was great. That was nuts. That really was. I glad your gun wasn't in there, Steve. Oh shit. You really got a fucking pistola. Why can we hear me? Now we got feedback. Hello? It's about to be a take four. We got to do take four. We got to do take four guys. All right, here we go. Yep. We do it for real this time. Take four. Brilliant Nitt is. Go. Yep,

Charlamina got. All right. Andy. Hey, we are the brilliant idiotist podcast back for another week of brilliant idiotness. Shoges in here with the Riches Spencer Special, baby.

We're throwing it back, bro. Ooh. We're going back. Ooh. Back. Ooh. Way back where shit gets uncomfortable for non-me.

How much did you pay, how much did you pay for that haircut? Say again? How much do you pay for it? This one, I got for free. Really? No, I had to get it. Oh, for a roll.

Just for the movie yet. Oh, got you. But it is weird. you get it, you do get a little more racist. No, I'm about to say, if you pay for that, you got jip, bro. I got jipped. You got jipped. Now you're speaking my language, bro.

Now you're speaking about racial terms. Now you're thinking about racial terms. That's not a racial term. Jip is short for gypsy. Man, I never knew that until yesterday. And you didn't either. I didn't know until I got this haircut and I started using it all the time. I was like, who.

I am so sick. For real. You get white people looking at you when you get a haircut like this and they're like, yeah. They don't want to make sure. Like, no, they're not like this. They like, they think they know. got another one. You should just say it's just for a role, bro. It's for a roll,

man. It's for a role. If you don't know what we talk about, Whoopi Goldberg had to apologize for using what they are saying as a Romanian slur. Oh, you using Jip for that reason? Let me hear this, man. Let me hear the original. Is that our apology or the original?

Let me hear the original. Let me hear the original. Sluut the big whoopi, man. Let me hear the original. Beautiful women. There's people who still believe that he He got, you know, Jiped somehow in the election will still believe that he cared enough about his wife to pay the, that was gas. Okay, we can stop. First of all, let's be clear. Wolfie Goldberg is black, all right?

I've been hearing the word jipped my whole life. Yeah. I thought Jipt was slang until today because of this whole situation. What did you think it was slang for? I thought it was just slang for being cheated. Like you got cheated, you got swindled out of something. What do gypsies do? I have no idea what gypsies do.

I don't know anything about gypsies. They cheat you out of shit. I didn't know that. That sounds, I don't know if that's true or not. I mean, it's probably stereotypical. Yeah, I don't know anything. That's where it comes from. I thought gypsies were like genies.

What are gypsies? I'm not even joking. What are gypsies, Joe? I don't even know what gypsies are. In Europe, there are these people that the gypsies are basically like these nomadic people and they'll be on the street kind of like begging and they'll have like kids

and they'll give their kids nightful and shit so that the babies will be asleep the whole time and a lot of times it ain't even the mother with the kid it's like the kid's older sister

and they're just out there trying to like beg and then they go back and they have somebody well guess what I knew nothing about that all I know is my whole life whenever somebody cheated you

or swindled you out of something you said gypped it wasn't until this morning that I even realized that gyp was in the dictionary you know what it says in the dictionary when you're cheated

or swindled out of something okay I mean there's a definition for hateful words. No, why is it hateful? Why do we act like words only have one meaning? That's stupid. We're really getting dumb. We're getting dumb.

We don't need a desaurus anymore. If words only have one meaning now, get rid of the disorders. Throw it away. Yeah, I understand what you're saying. What I'm saying is if you use the name of a group of people as a derogative term, it's going to be offensive. We don't think it's offensive because most people don't even know that's attached to that term.

At all. Yeah. And when you look up in the dictionary, it's not. not there. Now, by what you just said, are we admitting that America has institutionalized racism? Are we admitting that this shit is on Europe. It's not on America. They started this ship. We don't got gypsies here. But it's in our dictionary. They brought it here. We got our language from them. Okay. So they bought that. That's, don't put this on America's institutionalized racism. No, no, no. Don't try to back out of it now. Okay. America's too racist. But aren't we admitting that though?

If you're saying it's a hate for this air cup, you're making me so unempathetic. If you're saying it's a hateful term, are you admitting that institutionalized racism is in America? It exists in Europe. You're right. And then these Europeans colonized us and they brought it over. Listen, we learn racism from the Europeans. I agree with that.

Exactly. So it's our fault. We're victims. We're the Caucasus Mountains. I'm a victim. But my point is you got to stop back in like words. Only have one meaning. It's so stupid.

There's a reason when you open up a dictionary, there will be a word and it'll give you one, two, three definitions of a word sometimes. If it's used in the proper context, there's nothing hateful about what Whoopie's saying, and she should not have had to apologize in any way, shape, before. All right, we'll replace it with another thing. Like what? Blacked.

They say that all the time. He blacked out. Blackmail, black ball. Yo, that dude blacked on stage. Like, what are we talking about? We say it all the time. All right, what if somebody was like, what if somebody was like? By the way, majority of things that are black have a negative connotation to him.

Black ball, black male. That's not true. Villains wear black. Black is slimming. Wear black at funerals. Yeah. You know what I mean? What's wrong with that?

Out of respect for the dead. You can dress a white, have a fucking great happy party. Yes, like Wakanda. Yeah. How goofy do they look? Wakanda funerals be lit, bro. Yeah, because they don't die.

They go to the afterlife. I hope we all do. Well, not everybody believes that shit. That's why they wear black. If you really believe that they were going to heaven in the afterlife, you wouldn't be sad. Yo, devil's food cake got to be dark. You know what I'm saying?

That's racist. All of this shit. Because the devil is red. Everything. Not black. The devil is white. Woo! Now you're...

Hey, listen, now you're with me. Now you're with me. I know it's racist in the other way, but at least you're being racist. At least we can agree on it. All I'm saying is, everything, you can point to so many things in America that they consider put the board black to

and have the negative connotation. So if I wanted to be offended, I could, but that would be stupid. Yeah, but they had that... It had that connotation, before black people. I don't believe that. What are you talking about?

I don't believe that. So the words, somebody's been making this shit up and they go along, bro. All right, maybe, whatever. I guess what I'm saying is like, you're just naming a group of people when something bad happens.

Now, listen, I just want to let you know, that's used in the same way. There's Jewish terms that are used in the exact same way, and we consider that anti-Semitic. Like what? Instead of being JIP, you got Jew. I've never heard that.

Chris? Very true. I've never heard that. Now, now, I've never heard it. You've never heard it. Oh, no, no, no, I'm lying. Didn't Michael Jackson say that in the song?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He used the big K word. No, no, he said, he said, he said that. He said what Christian said. Oh. Yeah, yeah. But he also used the big K word. Kick me, me.

You never heard that one? No, he did. He did that. He did that, he did that to it. It might have been the same song. Anyway, he was going after the Jews there. Maybe he didn't. I don't know.

I guess my point is, you use it in that way. And obviously you see how it's offensive. Now, I guess the gypsy community is very, you know, I guess they're upset about this or whatever. Is that in the dictionary, though? Like, is that word? If I go look up Jude me in the dictionary, is that there? No.

Well, who controls the dictionaries? I don't think Indian give us in the dictionary either. Dude, I'm telling you, it's because the Jews control them. Dude control all the words. They control all the words. Dominicans do. That's what Jay Electronica said. The Jay Electronica said, Dominicans control the, what do you say?

Dominicans control the music. industry or something crazy. Wow. But that's not in the dictionary. That is not in West. See, that's the urban dictionary. Exactly. Jips. Jip's is actually in Merriam-Webster's dictionary. And where is a word? Where is Merriam-Webster from? I have no idea.

England, right? Exactly. The English are responsible for everything. Well, stop calling y'all shit English. We should stop calling this the English language. Let's go. What the fuck did American invent? Yo, we don't got nothing. We invented black people.

No, you did. Yeah, we did. That's Africa all day. No. Africa invented us all. Africans. You invented the term. Yes, you're right.

We invented black people. The caste system of black people definitely came from here. No, no. Why are you making it all crazy? I don't know. I mean, they came from Europe. No, no, no. There were Africans in Europe, but black people are from America.

That's the caste system. Yeah, they created the cast system. Wait, but now you're making it crazy. No, but that's the system and the caste system. Well, let's not talk about my systems. Black people? The caste system. Whoa.

Whoa. The caste system. They created a cast system. Whoa. You should read the book, it's a really good read. Who wrote it? A black woman.

That's right. Not an African. A queen. A black woman. That's right. That's right. I want to shout around. What's your name?

Isabel Wilkerson, I think it is? Probably. That did cast the book? So that, Bill Wilkinson, right? We invented comedy. We invented jazz. We invented dancing.

We invented baseball. Damn. Basketball. I mean, literally. Let's go. Also Native American. invented some shit. White people.

We invented pretty much all the cool shit that we used today. The internet. Saving the environment. Equality. Freedom. No.

What do you mean? No. You just named three things America's failing that. What we're talking about? Our environment is sick. Yeah. It's dying.

No, it's 50 degrees in December. That's success. You don't think that success? I was just up in Calgary filming this fucking movie. It was negative 25 degrees. You don't want all that. All right.

I had a conversation about this. Yesterday because somebody was saying how the younger generation doesn't give a fuck about like stuff like climate change. Like they, they figure like, yo, there's nothing we can do to stop it. There's nothing we can do to change it. We're not going to be around. So yolo with it. No, no. They don't feel that.

They just, every generation rejects what the generation before them thinks is cool. So the generation. No. Activism. Activism was cool to the generation, to the generation, I guess, below us or a few generations below us. So the generation below them, the way that they're rebelling is going, I don't care about none of that shit. But it's fire.

Nah, nah, nah, you got a whole generation that can fuck the environment. It cares about activism. They just care about the wrong things. Nobody cares about it. By the way, activism, nobody cares about it. Let me tell you how Schultz works. Talks me. Fuck the environment until New York is underwater.

You know what I'm saying? And he's yelling and screaming and trying to save his dog. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dogs should swim, doggy paddle? There's a whole paddle named after dogs. I'm not worried about, I'm not worried about my dog. The dog will probably survive before we do. The dog's going to survive.

Yeah, and I live high enough. I'm not living on the first floor. I'm not getting to some fucking brownstone. By the way, I'm going to be honest, man. We are going to see some type of apocalyptic shit like that. That's why you shouldn't care about the environment. We're going to get hit by a comment. No, no, it's not the comment.

And everything's over. I'm telling you, Charlemagne. Charlemagne, please can you listen to me for one second? A comet is going to hit the earth and all of us are going to die almost instantaneously. So until then, Yolo. No. Like you can recycle and you can not eat cows or do whatever you want. Me, I'm going after it. No, no, I do feel like there's, I'm not going to say there's nothing we can do to reverse climate change because I think the Earth is going to reset itself, but the Earth is going to reset itself by getting rid of the ultimate virus on the Earth, which is humans. Whoa.

Where would ruin the earth? I don't think so. I think we've made it so much better. Like even if you name the things that it takes, when you talk to people, like, oh, how can you reverse climate change? Everything it takes is for us to stop doing us. driving cars, smoking cigarettes. What else? Chris, eating animal products, mass production of meat. Cow farts. Cow farts.

We got to go. Like, we're being totally honest. In order to really have climate change and to save the earth, we got to go. And that's why it's going to be a wrap for us. Like, the earth will get rid of us before anything else happens. No, you think about this wrong. And even when it comes to climate change, right, you heard of the permafrost theory. Yep.

where everything, it's getting so hot that the glaciers are melting and all these new diseases are coming out. But you know what's happening now? Scientists are actually unthawing some of these diseases themselves. So they can find. They try to figure out vaccines and everything from when this shit happens. Sounds familiar, don't it? Never, never cause an issue ever once. Not never cause a global issue, not once.

Playing around with viruses, never once caused a global issue. Hold that up. Pull it up, Taylor. Put permafrost scientists. But we're good. Don't worry about all that. Let it, let it warm up. Let it thaw out.

Let's go. Like, it's game time. I think we spent way too long on this earth. I'm with you that there's nothing you can do. No, it's not about nothing you can do. There might be things we could do, but don't worry about it. Because we're going to get hit by a comet, and then it's all fucking done after that. So until then, enjoy the life.

When the comic, it's 2045, right? No, it's not that one. We're in the, what do they call it, the cosmic shooting gallery. Like, there just comets come and hit us all the time. And the millions of years that the Earth has existed, This has happened many times. We have many global cataclysmic events of just a destroyed society.

Don't worry about this. I did read an article recently that said an asteroid post to hit 2045. Yep. Yep. Good hit us. This is CNN. Scientists have revived a zombie virus

that's been 48,500 years frozen in permafrost. Great. Awesome. What's wrong with that? Maybe it's a fire virus. Warmer temperatures in the Arctic. Good. Which Andrew Wanched are thawing the region's

permafrost a frozen layer of soil beneath the ground, potentially stirring viruses that after lying dormant for tens of thousands of years can endanger animal and human health. While a pandemic unleashed by a disease from the distant past sounds like the plot of a sci-fi movie, scientists want the risk. Yeah. Yes.

What? What are you scared of? I'm not scared of nothing. This is just all the more reason for Whoopi Goldberg not to apologize. If I'm 60 fucking seven years old and there's asteroids and all types of fucking new viruses coming from him to ice. I'm not apologizing. That's what I'm saying. Imagine you spend your whole life for cycling, your whole life, Greta Thunberg and doing whatever she wants to sail and around. Only to get canceled for saying gypsy.

Not canceled. Only to die when a comet hits. My point is, it's useless. Enjoy life. NASA tracks a newly discovered asteroid that has a small chance of hitting Earth in 2046. Put your AC on. Put your AC on in May and don't turn that shit off for the next six years. I'm moving. Just go all year round with the air conditioner. I'm going to Anguilla. and I'm going to Bali. I'm going to keep sitting like that?

Yep. Okay. What's that all about right there? I'm trying to keep, I'm trying to protect the environment. Which environment is that? Actually, you got to sit like this to protect the environment. You tooth that thing up, boy. Yeah, that's a little crazy right now.

You let a little gas out. You're not comfy just now, bro. I've never seen you get this comfy. You snuggled up. So you're telling me gypsy is a slur is what you're saying. Be getting jipped is a slur. Jipt is a slur. Apparently, everything's a slur.

Did you notice yesterday, seriously? Did you notice before yesterday? Of course. I've had many interactions with gypsies. Really? Yeah. And you know what they did to me? Jipchoo. That's right.

That's right. So, at a certain point, you have to take responsibility for the term. Wow. You got to take it. All I'm saying is, if this is slur, why is it in the dictionary? Charlemagne, because it's not listed as a slur in the dictionary. Racist English people decide what words are bad or good. Well, in the dictionary is listed as an informal verb.

Hmm. I don't know. They don't say slur. The N word is listed as a slur in the dictionary. It says it's a slur. Well, the N-word has no other word. That's my point. So how can you be a...

That's what you just said is exactly what I've been saying. Meaning that if Gypsy has more than one meaning, how can you be mad at Whoopi Goldberg using it in context? The word Jip only has one meaning. Clearly it doesn't. Look up the definition, Taylor. No, but the word Jip only is used as in what's it called? Oh, so if that's the case, then...

If that's the case, then they're wrong for coming at Whoopi. Because Whoopi's using it in the proper context. No, no, but it's just like saying the N-word only has one use and you shouldn't use it. All it says right here is gyp. I think Whoopi just needs to say she identifies as a gyps. You know how I know they just added it? There's a triangle next to it. That's Illuminati, bro.

They did that today. All right. Cheat or swindle someone. That's salesmanship. You have to jip people into buying stuff they don't like noun. An act of cheating someone, a swindle. Wow. Didn't she play a gypsy in that movie where she's in ghost?

Ghost? Nah, she was a medium. Yeah, that's what they also pretend to be. Really? Dead serious. I didn't know that. All of this is new to me. I didn't know.

Anyway. I didn't know. Well, slew to all the gypsies out there. Yeah, shout out gypsies, man. And I will still continue to say I got gypped if indeed I do get gypped. Brave. You're brave. You're brave, dude.

Them jistis going to come for you, bro. You know, Typsies. and Fury is a gypsy. Even the word gypsy, you're not supposed to say. The gypsy king. But the word gypsy, they find offensive. They like to be called travelers. Get the fuck out of here.

Dead ass, yo. Dead ass. Yo, black people are racist, bro. You're racist. Listen, it's crazy how racist is. Don't ever call anybody a cheater either, bro. Don't call nobody to cheetah. You know who'd be offended by cheetah cheetah cheetah that does the goddamn cheetos?

Oh, no way. Don't ever disrespect cheetahs. Oh, no. Y'all motherfuckers need to stop calling people cheetahs. Think about all the cheetahs. Think about all the fucking cheetahs. Do nobody care about offending cheetahs? Oh, hell no.

Huh? Come on. Cheetah lives matter, bro. They do. Fuck, you don't know what the fuck you causing, what pain you causing the cheetah girls by just causing people fucking cheetahs. I love how you had enough. That's what I'm thinking.

Tell us how you feel about more groups. Yo, come on, let's go. Group by group, let's go. Let's go. Stop saying more, yo. What are you talking about? You offend Mormons, yo. Oh, no.

You don't know if you don't know, they're called Mormons because they want more. I thought they called more men. Don't ever say they want enough. Don't ever say Mormons have had enough. I won't say it. I thought it was a different reason why they call it. It's so crazy to me, man. Yeah.

I don't know why you'd be so crazy. We disoffends you. If you worked at this restaurant. Yeah. And they were serving drinks named Negro and Caucasian. What were the drinks? Was, does the Negro drink come over late? Shut up.

Do you order it? And then it comes about 25 minutes after. You order it? That would not be the Negro drink. That would be the Jamaican. That would be a Red Stripe. That would be a Jamaican Red Stripe. Would come to you 25 minutes late.

Okay. And what about the Caucasian? Like if you order the Caucasian. White Russian. What, oh, is that the drink that it would be? Yeah, white Russian. Oh. White Russian.

Okay. That's what I, I mean, that's what I did. When I read the story, it said that the guy was coming up with new ways, the name drinks like the white Russian. Russian and stuff like that. So he called it the Caucasian. So 25 employees. He doesn't want to have a Russian named drink because ordering a Russian named drink right now might be a little uncomfortable.

Probably. So you get a Caucasian. But what I'm saying is when you're drinking that Caucasian, how does it make you feel? How does it make you act? That's actually a real drink, though. The Caucasian. The Caucasian. Look it up.

It's vodka, I believe. That's Russian. No, no, it is. It's an actual drink called the Caucasian. It's called the Caucasian and the Caucasian dude. Look it up. Look it up. Okay. So it's actually a drink called the Caucasian.

Yeah. I mean, I think it's a lot of things that we learn when these situations happen and they're new to us. But I think some of this shit is like permafrost diseases. Like they've been around. What, this drink, right? They just thorn out old terms. Dude, yeah, Caucasian is a- Pull up the Caucasian drink, Taylor.

Yeah, it's vodka and Kalua, and then you top it off with milk. Bong. Vodka, Kalua, and then milk. That's what a- And it's called the Caucasian. That's what the white Russian is. Well, I guess, you saw it, they have the name. What's it called? Caucasian cocktail, Russian.

Caucasian cocktail. So this is happened. Oh, it's like when we didn't like French, we called them Freedom Fries, not French fries. We didn't like the French. And there's a drink called the Nigrillion. Oh, come on, bro. No, the Groni. Nogroni.

But that's a drink that's very popular. Just saying, you know, you have a little trouble if you order it, Shots. You know what I'm saying? I had a wait. They did you say the N-word every episode. I had a waiter. It was black dude. He asked, my wife was like, what's good on the menu?

What should I get? And he was like, you should get a Nogroni. And I was like, what did you just say to my wife? Whoa. And then I realized that this was like on the menu as a cocktail. But it wasn't a little weird. Whoa. You can't be a black waiter telling people that they should just drink up a Nogroni.

Boy, that got to happen to the Schwarzenegas all the time, right? Oh, my God. They got black waiters. What's your name? Schwarzenegger. What did you call me? How lucky are that? Shut up.

What do you mean? What do you mean? How lucky are they? Why are they so lucky? Shut up. Are you in role? Get out of character. I'm not in character.

I'm not in character. It's just something happens with the haircut. Are you too? I asked him, I was like, that's why I asked if you're in character, crazy. I'm not in character. I am this.

I'm method. I'm method. This is how I act from now on. Oh, all right? You're bringing up the Schwartz and Emward. Would you be offended by this, though? Why do you even bring it up there?

But that's smart. But think about that. I would never say that guy's full name. So if you was ordering a judge. So if you was ordering a judge. drink. Around you guys. You'd be like the Enroni.

The Enroni. The Enroni. No, you can say negrony. Is this something to be offended by, though? What? Caucasian and the Negro. Those aren't even slurs. No, but call that cracker.

If it was called the cracker juice, exactly. Cracker juice. Give me some of that cracker. Give me some of that cracker juice. One three crackers on the rocks. You know what I'm saying? That's different. Negro and Caucasian are not slurs.

By the way, every Martin Luther King Jr. speech had the word Negroing. That's true. I'm serious. I don't know what's going on in the world, Joe. Yeah. I really don't know what's happening. Is that a bad word now?

What? Negro? Negro. Neuro. So the Negro leagues. Martin Luther King Jr. used the word Negro and all of his speeches. Like, when did it become a slur? Negro became a slur in the 70s?

Yeah, I think because it's origin. But so does Black. The word black refers to black. That is also a good point. And he makes the word black refers to the color. Chris said. African American replaced Negro is preferred. Yeah.

Oh. African American replaced Negro. African American replaced Negro. But Negro wasn't a slur. Can I just ask a question about the African American? Like, did we really need to put, like, I think we know where you guys are from. By the way, some people don't like the term African American. No, I'm being serious.

I mean, we're all technically African American. I understand they're trying to be like respectful, right? They're trying to go. I'm like, okay, how can we have another term that's not Negro? It's like, oh, what about African American? It's just like, yeah, like, we, there's one continent where black people are from. Well, all people. In the world.

Let's be for real, all people. Yes, all people. Yeah. Of course. But it makes, it almost makes more sense to be like, European American or Australian American or whatever American, it makes more sense to point out where white people are from because they're white people from all these different areas. Maybe not, though.

We know where black people are from. Not necessarily, because it's the Caribbean, too. The Caribbean's heavy, too. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but not necessarily. Because if that's the case, technically all of us would be African-Americans, right? Because all of us-

That's not the point I'm making. The point I'm making is they're trying to be polite by doing the most obvious thing. I don't know if that's obvious, though. That black people are from Africa? Not all black people. Those black people from the Caribbean, where were they from that?

They came from Africa, but that's the case. Everybody's from African-in. So I don't know if that. And you have American- in home. What's going on right now? No, listen. What the fuck is happening? If you shut the fuck up and listen, you have Americans here who don't like to be called African Americans. They like to be called foundational black Americans. Because some people feel like they were here.

If that isn't. They feel like they were here before the slave ships bought black people from Africa. Oh, wow. Especially if you go to like down south people in South Carolina, people in Virginia, like they feel like they were here. Just like Native Americans. They feel like, some people feel like Native Americans were black people too. Not all of them. Some natives believe that. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I don't think it's, I think it's a little bit more nuanced than just saying all black people are from Africa. No, I guess what I'm trying to say is there's this name, there's this label that has brought up. Before we felt comfortable just going black and white, right? The caste system, yes. Well, sure, whatever. Now we just go black. And black is all encompassing. And it's just like, okay, whether you're from the Caribbean, you're from Africa, it doesn't matter.

Black, that makes sense. Well, Caribbean hate that. Caribbean hate being called black people. Yeah, Caribbean want to be called what they are. They want to be called Jamaican. want to be called Haitian. Well, that's different. That's what country, that's your nationality.

That's not your race. That's how they feel, though. They don't want to be referred to as black. So they don't want to, they don't want to have a race? No, they'll get upset about that. Well, they should be called Jamaican because they're from Jamaica. That's a nationality. We're conflating two things.

There's nationality and race. Yeah, so black Americans here, we don't have country. So that's why they have to just the engulfing term of African- Yeah, I know. I'm aware of this. I'm trying to explain it to you guys. No, but why did you say it's a dumb thing? It's obvious.

It's not, though. You just explained? No, it is obvious, but I mean, what other term would they? No, no, no, I guess, okay, let me back up. Everybody just take a fucking breath. Oh, you mean it's obvious why they refer to people in that? No. Why?

You don't need to say that a black person has roots in Africa because there's one place in the world where black people come from, Africa. So I don't think you need to go African-American. You're like, it's already self-explanatory. We can see, we know. White people, wait. for it. White people happen to be from a bunch of other places

in the world. What I'm saying is it almost makes more sense to have the descriptive word before white people. So if you had black, African American, you could have European American for white people or Australian American for white people or fucking

Argentine American for white people or South American, whatever the fuck you want to say it. I guess what I'm saying is because it's not as self-explanatory for us. What's interesting is that some people would say what you just did is a form of white supremacy. I'll tell you why. No, no, you're, it's because you haven't paid attention for the last time. It's driving me crazy.

I'm making the arguments. Yes, but listen. No, no, no, you're not listening. And it's starting to fucking drive me crazy. I'm making the argument that all black people are from Africa. No. You just said that. The, the, the oppressive term.

Yes. Okay. African American is in some ways oppressive because it acts as if the black people that are in America, right, aren't just Americans. They're from Africa, Asian Americans, African Americans. Why is it the white people just get to be American and then all these other people are Mexican American, Asian American, whatever. Okay?

What I'm saying is... They do say white American. Oh, my God, you're not saying again. So, no, it's fine. Nobody says white American. The reason why it's oppressive is because white people just get to be American and everybody else gets to be this word American. You know he just changed the argument.

No, I haven't... That was not what you were fucking paid attention. You did it? You just changed the argument. We didn't explain it that good at the first time. My whole point that I'm trying to say is. Hey, I'm going to tell why I was so slick. I'm going to tell why I was so slick.

He changed the argument to say, yeah. Now you're like, yeah, that's right. How come we don't get to just be Americans? That's not what you was saying. No, you're looking at my haircut and you're assuming racism. Which is your prejudice because you're a fucking racist. No. You're a racist.

What I was trying to say from the beginning is the other ones are so obvious. When you look at, you don't have to say Asian American. I'm looking at you, buddy. I fucking know. But what? I fucking know. But so what I'm trying to say is, let me get, let me get it out. Don't you negate the existence of Jewish people, Scottish people, any white person that's from another, any person of pale skin.

I'm not done. I'm not done. You're not letting me finish. I didn't give him another point to finesse. Watch. Okay, ready? The woke argument I was trying to make, but you guys assume it's racist because of my haircut. The woke argument I was trying to make is that nobody else needs that label.

What is it called a noun or something before American? What is it? The adjective, it is. No one else needs the qualifier, right? No one else needs a qualifier because that's, Asians are from Asia. We get it. We know you're from Asia. But they don't say Asian American.

I'm just going to keep talking. Black people are from Africa. They say Asian Americans. It's on the census. And that's what I'm saying is wrong. Just try to, the way you think about what I'm saying, if you just think of the opposite. Anytime I say anything to you, think the opposite, that's what I really mean. Okay.

Okay. So, Asian American, we know you're from Asia, we don't need it. African American, we know you from Africa or your roots come from Africa. We don't need it. White people just get to be American when that's the most confusing because white people are from several fucking continents. You could be a white person from Argentina. You could be a white person from Australia. You could be a white person from Syria.

You could be a white person from Afghanistan. You could be a white person from all these fucking places. So what I would say is if there's one fucking race, that happens to be all around the world, that you should add the descriptor before you do an American or the qualifier. It's white people, not the others, because the other's more obvious.

Let me tell you what a flaw. I'm woke. Yes, but let me tell you with a flaw in your argument. And you're not letting me be woke. The flaw, I'm going back to racist. The flaw in your argument. Listen, the flaw in your argument, and that's why I said earlier,

what you say could be considered a form of white supremacy, is you're making it seem like there's black people nowhere else in the world with Africa. So you think that, you think that in the history of the world, in the whole existence of the world,

there was only black people on this one continent. They didn't exist nowhere else on the planet. They did in smaller numbers. I don't know if they were smaller or larger. I'm just saying, like, they had to exist other places. And that's the argument that other people have. Like, they say, okay, people came to America, but they were indigenous people,

black people already here. Yeah, I don't believe. But see, this is this all about what you believe? But some people would say that's a form of white supremacy. Yeah. That's all? You get it? I mean, you could say anything's a form of right.

Math is white supremacy. I don't agree with it. I'm just saying. I think it's fucking Asian supremacy. I'm just saying, but I just think common sense would say there had to be black people all throughout the world. It's like there had to be white people all. I'll be honest with you. I think the best argument for there being black people throughout the world is like the black people that built all the pyramids in in Egypt and Sudan. If there was, I assume that they were like a higher form of intelligence and a higher form of technology.

and if you're able to do that, you can definitely build a boat and, like, sail around the world so I could see them exploring the world 100%. Listen, I think that we know, this basic logic tells us there had to be humans

of both hues from the beginning of time. And they probably were all over the place. Not from the beginning of time, no. It has to be. It'd be silly to think otherwise. No, I think we started out as black, and then I think that the ones that went further north,

North, they needed to absorb the sun better, and they lost the melanin that protected them from the sun. And they also needed to, what was it? I think people with blue eyes are very sensitive to sunlight. Well, when there is no sunlight, you need, I guess, as much of it as you possibly can. So I just think that they lost the pigment. I think we all started out as black 100%. I'm black. Listen, I've heard that theory a million times. I don't know. So you think they're just white people and black people, both living in Africa, white people just getting sunburnt to a fucking crisp every single day. Black people living and thriving and then the white people just go, maybe we should go up north. We're built better for it.

We had a guy on this morning. It's a new artist. His name is Stefan Benz. Stefan's 6'22 blue eyes, blonde hair. You know what I'm saying? You see him, you probably think he was from fucking Finland. Oh, yeah, Ohio. Yeah, yeah.

South Africa. speaks the native tongue of whatever. I forgot the exact language. I don't say native tongue because it's a bunch of them. But speaks to language. You know that Great Britain colonized South Africa. And they brought white people down there. So you think white people...

Oh, yeah, the Dutch, too. You think that's the only time white people were ever in Africa? You didn't think it didn't happen until then? No, I think it happened. I think it happened. The Romans got down there, 100%. The Greeks got down there. I think white people went down there a bunch.

Okay. But he's still South African as much. My point. Yeah, but his roots are from, what is the, the, the, the, he's only 16. All he knows is South Africa is my point. That's what he speaks. You know what I'm saying? I love you.

It's the truth, though. Like, I just think it's ridiculous to think that there was only one race on all these other continents. What do you think? And only black people on Africa. So you think he's like a fucking albino buffalo or something? Oh, man. The only one. All I'm simply saying, all I'm simply saying is I feel like black and white.

have existed for thousands of years all throughout this world in various places. Hey, guess what? They've existed for hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of years. That's all I'm saying throughout this whole world. That's it. That's all I'm saying.

But no, I don't think because it's much harder to travel. So like back in the day, now granted, if there was some advanced technology back in the day, which I do subscribe to you, right? And if that advanced technology that we see expressed in either like Turkey or Egypt, if it's in Turkey, then it's obviously brown people. and if it's in Egypt, then it's black people, right?

Especially the pyramids you see in Sudan. It's like, that's black people, 100%. So, yeah, I see them there. But let's take it out of humans for a second, right? Yeah. We've all traveled, you know, we scuba dive, we see anything in the jungle, things in the jungle. And I'm just talking about hues.

That's all I'm talking about, color. Yeah. Everything has different colors. You know what I'm saying? Fish have different colors. You can look at an ecosystem of fish and they'll be blue and yellow, black. White all just around each other.

Like, why do we think that God would just say, black people are here, white people are here, Asians are here, like, why do we think that? He didn't make black people black because he liked the color. He did it because it helps you survive the elements in Africa. I don't know why it was done. White people are pale and white because it helps us survive the elements in northern Europe. Sure.

But you think that there's only one, you think he only made one group of people, or she made one group of people in all these different places? Yeah. I mean, true. If that's what you believe, cool. I just don't see it. No, I think we all started as one,

which is black, you think. Which is black. Okay. Yeah. And listen, if there's some evidence that shows that maybe we all started in Asia, maybe we all started in Asia. And then maybe we moved toward- I've heard that theory too.

And then that's what we are. We're all- Asian. So what color do we start in Asia? You know. No. But that's my point. And by the way, these are just theories.

Like, all of this stuff is just theories. But what if that theory is correct? and we all started in Asia and then migrated. I think that that's very possible as well. We got to find the oldest person. Wherever the oldest person is. No, for real. Like, I don't know.

No, no, I don't mean the oldest person now. Like, we got to like exhumed the oldest person. If that person is 700,000 years old and they're from Thailand, that's where our humans started. Maybe it's Africa. Right now we believe it's Africa. I think the oldest person we found was like in Morocco or something like that. But, uh, but yeah, 100%. I mean, I've heard the theory of everybody.

has derives from black women. All I'm simply saying is, I don't know. They're all just theories. You know what I mean? I just look at the way the world is now. I look at the way different ecosystems are now. I feel like all of these different hues, all of these different colors, they might have been around for a long, long, long, long, long, long time.

There's, like, evidence to show that, like, there's more genetic similarities between, like, a Somali guy and a Swedish guy than there are between a Somali guy and, like, a Cameroonian guy. So just because people have similar skin color doesn't mean they're, like, genetically similar. So. Also linguistically. Oh, yeah, exactly. So what Chris said is also linguistically.

Like there are certain languages that obviously blend together much easier. But I think that, you know, we're visual creatures, humans. So we just see things that look similar. And we go, okay, you guys must be the same. You're part of the same thing. So we look at like all black people is like they're, they're all the same. They have the same roots. They have the same genetics.

We do the same with white people. Exactly. And it's bullshit. It's absolute bullshit. You got Scottish roots. Chris got Jewish roots. Well, there's Russians that have way more. Asian roots.

Like if you go to parts of Russia, they have literally Asian DNA. But if people walk in here, all they're going to see is two white guys. Exactly. Two black guys. I don't know what Steve would be. And those two would confuse the fuck out of it.

Yeah. Yeah. No, Shub is definitely Indian. Steve looks like we mixed everybody in this room together. Yeah, there's no quote. That's all I'm saying. I don't know. That's my new thing for everything.

I really don't know anymore. So I feel like everything is a theory. Also, I don't want to be referred to as a European American. I'm American. You are American. So you're not African-American. Not according to the census. You're American.

Well, we got to change the census. Stefan Binge, that's his name. That guy's African, bro. When I look at that guy, I think Africa. Shut the fuck up. No, you did not. When I see that guy, all I think about is Africanus. I don't think about anything else but Africa.

When I see that. No, you didn't. Are you kidding me? You would have never thought Africa if I didn't say, uh-oh. What about him? Oh, no, that's Haitian. That might be racist.

I don't know. I just came out. What about him looks African? I mean, just look at it. And it was so ill because he started speaking. He was like, I can go back to speak in my language right now. And he was, I forgot he named whatever the language was. And I was like, no, it wasn't Afrikaans.

Yeah. Was it? Yeah. I don't remember. Was it Afrikaans? That's the language of the Dutch colonizers in South Africa. I don't know if it was African. It might have been.

You might be right. I don't remember what it was. But he just spoke it so effortlessly. Yeah. And I'm going to tell you something, man. I told him he got to do Afro beats, which he's already doing. He should do his music. Why would he do anything else?

But that's what's going to fuck everybody up. Why? Because they're going to see this kid and they're going to be like, who is this white guy doing Afro beats? They're going to say white people take everything. They're going to call it cultural appropriation. They're going to call him a cultural appropriation. They're going to call him a colonizer.

All he's going to say is, I am South African. My whole family moved here so I could pursue my dream of music, which is true. His whole family moved from South Africa to America to pursue his dream of music. So there's this guy. He's a UFC fighter. His name is Turekis Duplessi, Duplessi, I think is his name is. And he's a South African guy, white guy, right? And he was saying, he goes, I want to be the first African champion.

right? And he's basically taking a shot at Izzy, he's taking a shot at Kumaru Usman, and he's taking a shot at Francis and Ghana. Is he of darker hue? No, he's a white guy. But he's basically, he goes, he goes, those guys weren't African champions. That belt went to America, that other belt went to New Zealand, the other belt went to France.

Oh, he's that, what is he trained? He's a white dude, but he goes like, I train in Africa, I breathe African air, I work out in Africa, I do all myself, I'm in, I will be the first, like, African champions. He wasn't born there, though. No, he is. He's born and raised in South Africa. He's the exact same thing that you showed me with the fucking kid. Only he's an MMA fighter.

I mean, South African, what can you say? I mean, he's not lying. It's great trolling, though. A white guy telling a black dude, you're not African and African. But that's American, though. That's great. Now, the reality of the situation, that's an African telling a black dude. Say it. That's an African.

That's an African. That's an African. That's an African. That's an African. I don't even know what would you call? Would he be considered black? What do you mean? Is he is black.

Black is an American thing. He's not from America. No, but he's a race. His race is black. Is he? Yeah. So what is he from? Well, he lives in New Zealand.

But he's from Nigeria. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, see, but most Nigerians want to be called Nigeria. But it's changed in recent years, though, because of the new generation that's here in America. I think we're all so confused with nationality, with race, with ethnicity. No.

Alex, you know what I'm talking about. We're a little confused. If you're from Nigeria, you say, I'm from Nigeria. If you're from Ghana, you say, I'm from Ghanaian. And you know what, try exactly. Your Yoruba, your ego, but your race is still black. Here in America. And where you're from, like, for example, like when we say we're American, right, the United States of America, right?

But Canadians can go, I'm North American. Mexicans can go, I'm North American. Yes. They are. They're part of the kind of America. Absolutely. So the continent of Africa is Nigerian and the continent of Africa. South Africa is the continent of Africa.

All those people get to be Africa. You know what we should do? Pull up an African census. Pull up a South African census. See what it looks like. See what it says. Pull up a South African census. For what?

For what? To see what it says. See what they call themselves? Because we use the terms black. We use the terms white. See what it says in the South? Oh, yeah. You're right.

You know what they just call themselves? I'm just, I'm just I'm just, we can. Keep saying black, that's why I keep saying it's an American thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's part of the cast. Or maybe, maybe we look at what they call the minorities there, which would be the white people. So the white people that live in Nigeria, do they call them? No, there is a term for them.

I think it's a flirtal. Like, you know how we call African American? Do they call white people European Nigerians? The whites that are living in Nigeria, do they get called like British Nigerians? I don't know. Euro-Nigerians. If we call black people in America, African-Americans, what do they? do there? Like in China, the white people live in China. Are they like American Chinese?

Yeah. Toga. That's a slur though, right? Toga. Toga means big nose ghost. But wouldn't that be a slur? Who do you think they're referring to? That's what I'm calling you from that. Yeah, who do they think? Yeah, you're a Toga, son. I'm a Toga and I'm proud of it.

But wouldn't that be considered a slur? Wouldn't that be considered a slur? I want to know what they're actually called on the S. I want to know what they're actually called on the SOT. I want to know what they I hear them say it when I'm around. On the census, though? The census is what matters, bro. Shulham they love the census, bro. So that's what matters. They ain't in the census. It's not real.

Because everything else we use and it slurs. The census is what the government refers us to, refers us as, and the census is what they look at us at. That's true. That's what we should be looking at, the U.S. Census. All that other shit don't matter. I agree. Hold on. ethnic groups in South Africa.

That's not the census, Taylor. Taylor, Taylor don't know what a census is, okay? She can't even spell fucking census right now. Okay, so scroll up, scroll up. Okay, so they say statistics, South Africa ask people to describe themselves in the census in terms of five racial population groups. Black South African, white South African,

colored South African, and Indian South African. Well, what the hell is colored South African? Mixed grade. Oh. Oh, that Trevor Noah. Okay, okay, okay. That Trevor Noah. And then they have another category, which is unspecified or other,

but that had negative responses. So there's Zulu, there's, I think this is, so. X-H-O-S-A is so. This way it gets interesting, no, because they have the term, right, black indigenous South Africans, black people of South Africa, but they're not culturally or linguistically,

What's that word? Where is it? Say it. Homogeneous. Homogeneous. Yeah. Homogeneous? Homogenous.

Salute to all the black people and white people around the world, man. Jesus Christ. Yo, shout out to the blacks and the whites, bro. We need unity between the two. Man, shout out to the gays, man. Yo, shout out to the gays. Diplo questions his sexuality after revealing he received oral pleasure. Yo, shout out to dip low, bro.

From men getting a blowjob. That's not gay. The way he said it was fiery. Let's hear it. I got a blowjob from a guy before. You're sure that's happened? Yeah. And you just don't remember?

I mean, you're not being, you're saying, you're not committing to it, but you're saying you're sure it happened. For sure. But you don't have a specific memory of it. Like,

I don't know if it's gay, unless you like make eye contact while there's a blowjob. That's such a straight guy thing to say. But I mean, getting a blowjob is not that gay, I think. I don't know.

It said, you tell me. What were we about to talk about? We were talking about both. What is this wrong with this? Because this is a serious podcast. Okay. Okay, first of all, I've never seen a dude riz up a girl by saying he got his dick sucked by a dude,

but it just happened. I don't know if this is complete societal collapse, but my man was like, yo, I probably got my dick sucked by a dude, and the girl was just like, word? Probably respected to honesty. You're crazy. Respected to honesty. But she was so.

So Riz, moistened up. But you know why? Because everybody's like, they're on this whole toxic masculinity kick. And I guess this would be the opposite of toxic masculinity. You know what I mean? People are so against toxic masculinity that what they call toxic masculinity.

So a man saying, I got hair from a guy before. I don't think that's how casual he said, he said, I probably got head from a dude. Like he don't even remember. Damn. First of all, if you're going to get your dick sucked by a dude, it better be great. Why he actually?

You know what I mean? Like, don't get no. mediocre from a man. But that's also tiptoeing into it, right? He's the got your dick stuck by a man and he didn't dip low. Yeah, but it's fire that he's like, I probably, like my life's so crazy. I don't even know. And then Shorty was super riz by that.

Shorty was super writ. You didn't see, watch, watch how she's smiling at the idea of a man giving him throat. I don't know. It's that you tell me. Oh, what's up, Riz? We were talking about Bill Clinton. She's stuttering. She's stuttering.

Because this is a serious podcast, okay. That's not why she was stuttering. She was stuttering, bro. That's not what she was. No, that vagina took over. She was stuttering because she knew, I'm about to go viral. That's what that was. That was, oh, my God, I just got a moment.

Diplo just admitted that he got head from a man. This is about to go. Shout out. That's what that was. Shout out Diplo. Shout out. That's a new level of risk. That's how you got to ris up these shorties from now on.

Yo, can I get your number, man? I'm tired of this dude cracking my back. I need some lips in my life. needs a vaginas. But also, that is gay and that's okay. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. That is actually the pure definition of gay.

What, just getting your dick sucked by a dude. Same sex relations. Come on, bro. Come on, bro. You are jaded. We changing all the words now? Gay don't even mean gay anymore. They don't mean gay no more.

What is it? What is that? I'm not gay no more. I am delivered. I ain't gay no more. Gay means happiness. gay no more. Gay means whatever makes you happy now.

Exactly. If you just want to get that fucking esophagus from a nice guy, if you want Fred to come over and just do it up. I'm old school. Back in the day, we used to call same-sex relations gay. And that's fine. He got a head from another guy.

That's his thing. Times changed, bro. You're not straight unless you get your dick sucked by a guy named Ralph. Loren. For real, man. Playing Marco Polo on your cock. Golly. What?

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Oh my gosh what's young Miami got to say about this I didn't see you I didn't see you I didn't see I haven't seen BNF I didn't see that episode

I didn't see the scene Not everybody's talking about Yeah exactly Hey Taylor Not everybody's We talk about more important shit Like dudes Like dudes's getting sucked off

by dudes That's important stuff I wish Diplo remember Joe I know it's a guy out there who remembers suck his who's hurt. He's hurt because that was one of his worst. He's gone, man. That shit makes you feel like that whole thing about guys,

know how they say you got to let a guy tuck your dick or a girl eat you out because they know they're way around it better than you do. But that is his cap, bro. He don't even remember the dick suck. Real talk. But that is the way you ris up shorties from now on. What else we got, Taylor? Keep that up.

I can't wait to tell my wife what used to happen to me. Hell yeah. I can't wait to tell my wife What happened? Yo, you didn't know, Charlotte? What? Yo, remember when I said I had 500 bodies last episode? Oh, shit.

I didn't say which gender them bodies were my boy. You know what I mean? Oh, shit. Your boy was out here. Okay. Your boy was out here. Piston's pumping. You know what I mean?

We live in an era where people don't know whether you're telling the truth or not. It's just going to be on Reddit as a five-second clip. It's going to be a five-seven clip. Andrew Shultz and Mitch said he was gay. I just out as gay. You're Diplo. I'm Diplo. I'm Diplo.

I'm not gay. I'm Diplo. Yo, Diplo. Redefining sexuality, bro. Get your shit off. What's the on with that? I'm not. Oh.

How can I be homophobic? OJ. I'm not black. I'm OJ. I'm not gay. I'm Diplo. You want to pay some bills? Yeah.

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Okay? Let's get back to the show. Hey, we got some church announcements. Bam, bam, bam. Bam, bam. No church in nothing. No, no, no.

Shout out. I'm going to be out there in Calgary in August. August 27th. I'm going to do the Great Outdoors Fest. Going to be absolutely insane. So if you're in that area, if you're in Alberta, drive your eyes down to Calgary, go get tickets while they're still available. The Andrew Shultz.com, that's going to be nuts. I just want to tell all of y'all, man. First of all, I want to say thank you to everybody who's been getting tickets for the first ever

Black Effect podcast festival. Happy April 22nd in Atlanta at Pullman Yards. I got to thank y'all because at the rate we're selling tickets. We're absolutely going to sell out. Holy shit. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, man. Make sure you go to Eventbrite to get your tickets.

We got some of your favorite podcasts that are going to be on stage live. 85 South Show, horrible decisions, the Big Facts podcast, a reasonably shady podcast, checking in podcast, just to name a few. We got music by my man Louis V. He's going to be providing the soundtrack. We got food. We're going to have food vendors out there. They're going to have merchandise.

out there. So all of these podcasts that you love, they'll have their merchandise in the Black Effect Marketplace. We got the business of podcasting panel. Alex Media is on that. Along with Weezy and Teslin Figaro is on that panel. Dolly Bishop, the president of Black Effect, is on that panel.

I forgot who else is on that panel. But go check that out. That's important. If you're a young podcaster, I think that's really important to check that out. Yes. So go to Eventbrite.com to get your tickets. Go to BlackEffect.com for more information, man. But thank you. April 22nd. Then we're going to do

an after party too because you know that's fight night baby. That's the night Ryan Garcia fights Gravante's and you know

it's all hosted by me and Jess hilarious. So join us man, April 22nd first ever Black Effect podcast festival

amazing in Atlanta, Georgia at Pullman Yards and I want to shout out radio man. I want to shout out radio.

We was looking at it was an article that came out this week and inside radio and according to Nielsen and a historic first

radio beats television among 18 to 49 year olds. And there was an article that came out a couple of weeks ago that asked the question, can network radio overcompensate for cable TVs declining reach? And the new research says yes. So that article that came out a couple weeks ago, the numbers that came out this week proved that they were right because in a historic first radio beat television among 18 to 49 year olds.

So all you advertisers out there who, you know, don't want to advertise on cable television anymore. Come to death row. Come to motherfucking death row. All right. Come to radio. Come to podcast. Okay. We are where the audience resides. New study claims that reusable water bottles hold more bacteria than the toilet seat. Do you care, shows? No.

No, I don't care. As you pick your nose. I don't care. I don't use reusable water bottles, yo. I do like pick my nose. But I don't use reusable water bottles because they're disgusting. What is a reusable water bottle? It's like the people wear that, you know, the analogy or whatever, those things, plastic water bottles you fill. Yeah.

Like the metal. I do that all the time. I buy a new plastic water every single time I buy water. I know this hurts the environment in certain ways. But you don't care about climate change, so fuck it. Yo, and can I tell you? I didn't pick my nose with my fist. I just picked it with this one thing. I believe in climate change.

Or not climate change. What the fuck do I believe in? I believe in saving the planet. But we can't. From who? us. Yes, exactly, Chris. Us.

You have four kids? You're not caring that much. I mean, you know, the whole four kids' generation, the whole four kids' argument is crazy too because they're not going to be here either. When the Earth decides to rebel, the Earth isn't looking, that's an adult, that's a child. That's not happening.

By, blip. Half of all existence, that's not happening. But I do that, though, because when I'm in the gym working out, because I got a home gym. I just use the same water bottle I go get the water bottle and it's not even when you buy from the store

it's like a holding spring bottle or some shit like whatever I drink last I just fill it up again That's the worst there Really? Yeah bro You got to chill it and then Refilling it with and then a plastic plastic shit that gets into the water as well

That's horrible That's how you catch it man Save the fucking turtles man What is it? The BPA stop using straws Bro. No no no Turtles don't get affected by straws You know how you do that? This is how you this how you do that.

If you want to save the turtles, you want to stop using dollars. Go back to using dollar bills and sniff cocaine in your pinky. You know what I'm saying? Why a dollar? You got to use the higher bills. That's a pro tip for climate change.

You want to save the planet, stop you for straws and sniff cocaine. Go back to using dollar bills and use your fucking pinky. Which dumb fucking turtle ate a straw and then ruined it for the rest of them? Because if some fucking idiot turtle decides to bite on a fucking straw

and that one picture ruins straws. And now every time I have an iced coffee, I have this flimsy paper mache straw that ruins my experience. Why did they never use the Ninja Turtles for like ads? Thank you. I had the turtles on the beach. They're too resilient.

Fucking face using straws. You know what I'm saying? That'd be fire. They fight back. Snap in a girl. Snap back, bro. You're talking about how strong your jaw is you can't snap off a fucking straw. Look at this idiot.

Look at this fucking dumb turtle, man. You think male snapping turtles complain about, hate from female snapping turtles. Oh, all the time. It's one of the biggest complaints. You haven't been on their Reddit? Male snapping turtles have an insane Reddit. Talking about how these girls be using beak, like crazy.

Come on, man. Who doesn't do four play? Turtles? Oh, you just think they just get to smash him? There was that one turtle, Alejandro, which like single-handedly brought back his entire species. Did you see that? No.

There's one turtle. He was like 100 years old or something like that, and they put him on the island. His species were going extinct. think and he single-handedly fucked themselves back into the ecosystem. Look him up. I think it's Alejandro. Obviously Mexican. There's

look him up. Or Diego or some shit like that. Look it up. Not even his name. Look it up. Look it up. Turtle that saved the turtles. Turtle that saved the turtle. Look that shit up. You're going to see. You're going to see. It wasn't fucking Raphael. It wasn't Donatel. It was it was motherfucking

Diego or Alejandro. And he was out of it. It wasn't the Italians. It was Diego dicking down, bitches. It wasn't the Italian. It was the fucking... The turtle that saved his species from extinction. Bam, bam, bam. Damn.

Yeah. 900. 900. Nick Cannon of turtles, though. That's right. God, damn. What else we got, Taylor Gang? Oh, this is hilarious.

No, no, no. Colin Kaepernick says he knows his white adopted parents loved him, but they were very problematic things that occurred during his upbringing. Do we have the video of that? What's the problematic thing? you have the video Taylor, play the video with this Taylor. Man, what is? Play the video. What's that? What's that? Play the video tailor.

Are you off the Colin Kaepernick? Man, listen, I've, Colin, what do you mean? What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean? I didn't know what that means before I... It's hilarious. Are you losing support for Colin and his efforts? What are Colin? Here's the thing. I always had support for college's initial efforts.

His initial efforts, his initial efforts, was he took a knee because of the police brutality that was happening to unarmed black and brown people. I was always in support of that. At some point, things got derailed when they wouldn't let him back in the NFL. Train derailed? That was good. That was good. But no, at some point, things got a little sketchy because it became about him being, I guess, blackballed from the NFL.

And didn't. as opposed to the protest. Because the issue isn't you and your career. Absolutely. I'm still all for him in his efforts to fight police brutality. I never understood the NFL thing, especially being, you know, point out how problematic you believe the NFL is,

comparing the NFL to a plantation, and then still wanting to be in the league, I never understood that. I never understood that. Oh, your hair's not professional. Oh, you look like a little thug. Your mom said that to you. Yeah.

And those become spaces where it's like, okay, how do I navigate this situation now? But it also is informed why I have my hair long today. The grown-up version of Eve wanted to go back in time and give young Colin a lot of hugs. And I was really moved and saddened by the level of kind of self-awareness that he had to develop at a very young age without a lot of guidance. Oh, my God. a parent didn't like their kids' hair cut. Never has happened in history. Welcome to being a child and having parents.

That's what your mom saying to you right now. Probably. As a black man who used to be a black boy, black teenager, when I had an afro and I was getting cornrows and stuff, same thing happened to me. I don't have white parents. Oh my God. I have a black mom and a black dad who did not like that,

especially when I started wearing Chuck Teh. and Snoop Dog had that murder case. Boom. When Snoop Dog had that murder case, my dad had a fit. Oh, you think you snoop dog? Oh, you think you're Snoop Dog? Oh, no, no. He made me, especially when I was getting in trouble in school.

He made me cut my hair because for whatever reason, me having a big afro and wanting to get corn rolls and wearing Chuck Taylor's equated to me wanting to be a thug or never be able to get a good job or anything else. Like, I don't think that's something that's exclusive to race. Yeah, but when you see everything through the lens of racism, you're going to find it. and that's what he sees right here. Well, I will say technical, I will say, it is slightly through the lens of racism

because my parents may have been thinking about how the world would have perceived me. That's what his parents were thinking too. But isn't that racist though? No, they're going, the world is racist. So we have to protect you from the racist world. Yeah. Yeah.

So it is through the lens of racism. I'm saying it was all through the lens of racism. Yeah, but the parents weren't doing, because they're ignorant racist, which is how he's positioned. Oh, no, no. They weren't doing it because they were racist. Yeah. They just know that the world looks at those cornrows in their way.

Now, also, the reason why you want them is because the people that are badass and cool and rebellious in society are the ones wearing them. And when you're a young person, you're trying to find your own identity. And you find that by breaking free from those people who are telling you what to do, which are your parents. So, of course, you're going to gravitate to. I had cornrows when I was a fucking kid for the same reason. I was like, you did have corn row.

Of course I did. Andrew Shultz had corral. And you know what my parents said? Nothing. That's how you know they're racist. They didn't even look out for me. They just let me walk around like an asshole, motherfucking cornbro. It don't look the same on white people, though.

It look better, right? It don't look in timidious. There's nothing about it that looks like, it looks goofy. It does. Yeah. That's the beauty of being white. You know what? You probably always.

showed signs of being a comedian. They always knew he was funny. So when you got the cornrows, it's like, there goes Andrew being Andrew. Silly goose. I was such a silly goose with my corner. You can't really be a silly goose as a black dude with a coronerose, huh? No. It's zero to thug

real quick. No, it is. Seriously. It is. Yeah. Especially if people don't understand the culture. I think people are just getting to the point where they understand, like, all right, that don't mean that a person is thugged out because they got dreadlocks because they got cornrows. This is really sad because it almost feels like he knows that he,

because he's selling a book right here. That's what it is. It's a graphic novel. So he's like, he's grifting off of racism and now he's willing to sell his parents out just so he can profit off of racism. That's what this feels like.

I don't know if that's his intention, but it feels like right now he's willing to call his family that raised him racist so that he can sell graphic novels. Man, if they take the adoption back, bro. You should be able to do that, bro.

You should be able to do that, bro. You should be able to do that. No, you're not our son, bro. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I wouldn't call that. It's really disappointing, man. I don't, yeah, I wouldn't, I don't know if I would, I don't think that's a, I think all parents have done that.

Black, you know, if you're a white parent that, a black, a black, a black, a black, a black, young black man, I think you have done that before. If you're a black, I definitely know, my parents did that to me. Yeah, 100%. Yes. Yes. But, um, yeah, man, go get Colin's graphic shop. I don't think, I can't, go get his graphics.

I mean, like, who's reading that? Where's the audience for this? It'll probably, it'll probably hit to do your time best sellers. Logic. Is that who the rapper? Yeah. Why is logic in shock? I think he would have enjoyed it.

Oh, really? He could identify. Oh, poor lot. Shout on logic, man. Okay. Logic wasn't adopted, was he? No, I think his dad's black and his mom is white. But he's bireration.

Let's call time out. Let's call time out for a second. I want to call time out. Oh, Jesus. I'm running a play just for Shultz right now. Okay. All right? I'm running the plate just for show.

All right, game back on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mexico's president says his country is safer than the U.S. Keep it up. Keep it up. Keep talking that shit, my boy. Keep talking that shit, my boy, Mr. Obrador, President Obrador, you're going to get up if you keep talking that shit.

You know what I'm saying? Your country's safer than ours. That's crazy right there, right? How often Mexicans get kidnapped when they come here and put in cages. How often does that happen? How often do Mexicans get kidnapped and put in cages when they come to America,

President Obador? What the fuck are you talking about? That's crazy right now. Talking this blasphemous ass shit. Okay? Is that what you wanted for me? Is that what you wanted? Did you want me?

Yo, you did call it ISO play. You said, move out the way. He's going to the hole. And your boy went for it. Because you know I got charged up. That's the president of Mexico. That looked like the president of Ireland. You telling me that guy's from Mexico talking shit about America not being safe?

That motherfucker needs eight hours of sleep. Okay, okay. He got pinto beans under his eyes, you know? Okay, let's talk about it. I love Mexico. Where did Mexicans come from? Mexico. Right?

Or no. Wait a minute. That seemed like easy one I don't know. Hold on, hold on. Asians. Oh, it's okay. Chris says Asia. Mexican is really the greatest people, yo.

But his president need to chill the fuck out. Yeah, but I'm not going to Mexico no time soon. Because you rich as hell. No, they said don't go to Mexico. I'm not going. No, that's hate. That's hate. You got to go to Mexico.

I'm not going. You going? Taylor, what they're going to steal a metro card? They're going to steal Taylor? What they're going to steal Taylor? I ain't fucking wood. All I need is one time to be told not to go. go somewhere and I'm not going.

Did he just put his name in the hat to buy BET? Whoa. He joins the list that includes Byron Allen and Tyler Perry. I'm all for it. Only thing I would say is if you have the money to buy BET, why not just put that money into the network you already own, which is Revolt? You know what I'm saying? You already own a television network, Diddy?

And I'm listening, I'm all for you owning multiple networks as well, but I don't see you buying BT and then still focusing your energy on Revolt. I'm just saying if you got the money and you got the resources to buy BT, you know, just put more money in the revolt because that's always the thing people say that, you know, Revote don't have no money.

So why not put that money in the revolt, you know, get better programming, you know, have more cable providers carry you. I don't know how that works. You know what I'm saying? It just feels weird to go out there and try to grab another network when you already own one, you know?

Yeah, I think that makes sense, my bro. That's a good point. I see that there could be some frustration. I think it's a smart play just to put his name in the hat. Exactly. Because now he's like, he's with all those other guys. He doing, he doing like the North Korea shit. Where, you know, he's like, I'm going to blow up everybody.

Yeah, you got nooks, I got nooks too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do some asking idiots, man. Let's do it, man. Do some asking idiots, man. We'll have some idiots. We don't have more ads, right? No.

All right. Jeffrey Knows wants to know what is an embarrassing moment that happened to you? Are you witnessed that made you laugh? An embarrassing moment that happened to me that I witnessed that made me laugh. Here's an embarrassing moment. I was booking up with a girl one time and I was getting that neck. That snapper. That snapper.

That snapper. A snapping turtle. And then I was enjoying it. And I went, and I went, and I went, hell's yeah. And literally as she goes down on it, I go, hell's yeah. And then she just goes, and then just laughs. It just laughs to me. She goes, did you just say hells, yeah?

And in retrospect, it is a cringiest thing to say while you're getting that. Like, you can say a lot of different things, but you can't go, hells, yeah. Why not? Because, like, you could be like, oh, my God. You could be like, yeah, like. The same to hell yeah. No, no, hells. Hells.

Hells, it sounds crazy. Yeah. Hells, yeah. Hells, yeah. But you should throw that out to see if a girl's really about that life. Like, when a girl's doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Hells you. Hells you. Hells you. Hells you. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, oh, yeah. Yeah. That's the best way to get ahead.

I don't know if I get in, I get him, I haven't gotten embarrassed in a long time. Come on, bro. In a long time. I haven't been embarrassed in a long time. I get embarrassed for other people. Say what? You know, you see somebody else in an embarrassing situation. You love that.

Nobody loves, nobody loves public humiliation. I do so much. I do so much. So tell me what. Like the other day, two days ago, we were in an interview. Matter of fact, we were interviewing John. It was today. We were interviewing John Legend.

And NVie asked John Legend about the top 100 rolling stone list, right? Yeah. So NB he goes, did you see what Riva Franklin had to say about that? Who? Reva Franklin? A reefer Franklin. But he said, John, do you see what a Reeve Franklin said about the Rolling Stone list? And everybody just looked at him.

Arefa Franklin is dead. Oh, so who did he mean? Or did he didn't even say, they shock or con. He goes, no, no, Patty's a pal. Oh, no. And then he goes, no, no, no, no, Stephanie Mills. And then he got the shocker. So what happened?

What did you do? You didn't let him off the hook. No, no, that's not. Come on, man. Come on, man. I loved it. But, I mean, stuff like that is funny. Pew, phew.

I wasn't embarrassed to him. That just was funny. I don't, I don't think there's anything is being, I don't, to be honest with you, I don't think shame exists anymore. So there's no need to be embarrassed. Who's embarrassed when there's no shame? Ooh. There's no shame anymore.

My motherfuckers is. doing anything, anytime they want to, everything they want to, everywhere they want to, there's no such thing as shame anymore. So what the fuck? I feel like Bow Wow used to get shamed a lot. Yeah, but that... Like every time he would try to front all on

and shit like that, people would shame him. Was he embarrassed? He might not have gay with fuck. He kept doing it. You know what I'm saying? He started feeding into it. Maybe he didn't give a fuck. I haven't been embarrassed.

I'm trying to think when the last time I've genuinely been embarrassed. I really cannot remember, bro. Never? I'm not saying never, of course, when I was young. Yeah. But I just can't even remember what that would have been. I've sharded on myself, bro.

When, when, when, when? As a grown-ass adult. When, though? I was 20-something years old. I was doing radio in Columbia, South Carolina, working at High 101-3-9. I dropped my now wife off at her dorm. She was going to University of South Carolina. I dropped her off.

I had this shit real bad. I just ate some Jamaican. I went to the Jamaica spot the night before. four called Cool Running and that shit just all hit me at once and I thought I'm gonna let a little gas out no you know what I'm saying they always get you and this would this would tied me over so I get to the crib yeah and it did yeah and I sharded and it was bad like like shit all in my pants all running down my leg and I just was driving like yep yeah what I'm saying it's the way is this how I go sometime and the only thing I was hoping was that my next door neighbor at the time

Renee was trees, I was hoping she wasn't, because her and her friends used to sit outside. I was just hoping that if I pull up, they're not sitting outside. But I already had it planned out. I'm going to park somewhere else if they sitting outside until it gets dark. I was going to sit there until it gets dark. It was bad. I mean, I ain't talking about no little

bit of shit. Like, it was bad. What type of pants were you wearing? I had on some black either Jinko or Aniche jeans. And I used to love Joe. No, Esco, they were black escow jeans. Remember, Nogne had a clothing line called Esco. Esco had some black escow jeans. Now, I did feel shame when I took them to the cleaners.

You didn't just burn them, bro? No, I took them to the cleaners, but I never went back for him. That's fine. That's how I know I was ashamed. I took them to the cleaners, but never went back from them. But they still know you dropped them off. That's true, too. Nobody knew me back then.

Not like that. It was great. I was not like that. You didn't go to the cleaners regularly, I don't think. Oh. Yeah. I just felt too ashamed because the way he looked at him when I took him in. You know, when you put him on the counter, he was like, oh, you know what I mean?

Can I ask you a question? Did you finish the shit? Oh, in the car. Once that, once that first shot came out, I was like, fuck it as well, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, it. You just let the whole thing. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it.

Fuck it. No, I had a Honda fucking Civic with cloth seats. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. It was bad. It was bad. It was bad.

You know, just when you didn't have no money to really, like, do interior cleaning of your car. But that smell was a, you know, it was bad. in there for a while. No. I go, wow. Did your wife smell? Oh, yeah. What's that smell?

I'm like, I don't know, yo. What the fuck? No. No, no, no, no, no. Once you shot on yourself, you don't have no shame. Yeah. Once you shit on yourself in that way,

you don't care no more. Yeah. You don't care no more. I took a shit on myself when I was riding a bike once. Really? Yeah, yeah. And I was like almost at my friend's house

and I was so close. And I took a really big pedal to like push and then I shit myself and then every time I peddled after that like a little shit would just fall off about let's go yeah let's go shot on strong

you're sure but shit on yourself is fire no you see why babies do it like if you like you would walk around like separate it come on man it's something to it's great you never done it as an adult if you done it as an adult you'll know what we mean it's like

man fuck it bro like you don't care you don't care You don't care. Fuck it. Yeah. You'll never have shame again. You shit on yourself as a grown person. Shit on yourself, yo. I'll appeal myself, yeah.

I mean, that's in the bed, though. You do that. Yeah, just in the bed. You're too tired to get up. I'm not going to lie, yo. In my adult life, I've been having the, you know how you had a pee dream? I've been having a shit dream, Brent. I don't know if it's a dream or not.

Have you just been shit? No, I haven't shitted, but you know. I be feeling like I'm groundhogging in my dream. Dude, he shit the bet. Yeah, I shit the bet. shit the fat I didn't tell you this no I'm in Paris with my wife

having romantic weekend okay I wake up there's fucking brown shit all over the sheets I said babe you got your period I said babe you got your period go downstairs and clean your period off of the sheets

you got the fucking period oh you got a two story joint yeah yeah yeah and I go wake up she says I don't think I'm a period I go you got your period this shit is gross you got your fucking period

all over the beach God damn cheese is going to be embarrassing me in this hotel. They can have to clean. I went downstairs and I'm walking downstairs. My underwear felt mad cold. Like, why does my underwear feel so cold? And I go downstairs and I take them off to get in the shower. And then I look and there's a log of shit in my fucking underwear.

That's a log of shit. I said, baby. We know what happened. What happened? You did that butt play in Paris. That's what that was. Like before you let wife you do the main thing. Bees.

Sam, you think that much, that's what happened? He gave me that Eiffel Tower? You got, you gave me that Eiffel Tower? Is that what happened? Oh, shit. Yeah, dude.

Let's do one more, man. I gotta get out of here. Let's see what else we got. Oh, what place have you not been that is still on your bucket left, Charlemagne? So many. I mean, so many. Like, ugh.

Well, there's a few. I'm going to one next month. Can you tell or no? No, I'll tell you all after. Okay. How I do. Because my doctors say I need to take a vacation a month, you know, to reduce stress levels. So I'm going to do that.

And, you know, Duval, I vacation a lot, but Duval called me yesterday. And, you know, he was just like, man, whatever the fuck you want to do, go do it, man. You know what I'm saying? His life is short. So why do you say that? Probably everything that's going on with our good brother, Clay, sleut to clay. Oh, what's up with Clay? I'll tell you after the pot.

But, yeah, sleut to Clay. But I'm going somewhere next month. but I want to go to Bali. Oh, yeah. You know, I want to go to Japan. I've never been to Japan. I know a lot of people have already been to these places. But really, Bali and Japan are probably the two places I really, really, really want to go.

Especially Bali. Hell yeah. What about you? Hells, yeah. Bali would be cool. You haven't been to Bali yet? I've never been. No, no.

I would like to go to Bali. I'd like to do, I want to go back to Egypt. I want to see the pyramids. I want to see the pyramids. I want to go to see the pyramids. That was just so. definitely want to go to Egypt. And I'd like to spend some time in like northwestern America.

Like I'd like to experience, like I really liked when I was, not even just northwest, but Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, like, you know, some like national park adjacent shit. That'd be really cool. I think there's some amazing beauty in America that we kind of take for granted. Yeah. But it'd be cool to spend some time out there. Let's do this last one. Because this is a good one.

Do you think the art of journalism is dying? Kham 25 wants to know. the art of journalism is dead. Ooh. Tate, talk to them. It's been dead. Don't get me wrong.

You still have people who are journalists. You know what I mean? Who actually care about the craft of journalism. Like, you know, if they're in music, they actually care about music. If they're, you know, on TV, they actually care about news and they actually care about reporting the facts. But the art of journalism is dead because real journalists can't compete with the era that we're in.

Because the area in where anybody can break news via social media where it doesn't even matter if a story is true, where nobody cares about the truth if the lie is more entertaining. Everything is like this sensationalized tabloid shit. Like whatever the tabloids were doing in the 90s, that was interesting. The 80s and the 90s, yeah, everything is like that just in a digital form. And, you know, the news journalists were having hard times then.

You can probably argue that that's when shit started to shift. When people started to realize, man, it's more, you get more hits and attention and sell more magazines when you do this racy, celebrity gossip shit as opposed to this hard-hitting news, you know, journalism. Like, you can post a real, like, this is a real headline from this week. True story. I posted it. Real headline. Pentagon officials suggest alien mothership in our solar system. could be sending many probes to Earth.

New research paper and draft form comes from the Pentagon's All Domain Anomily Resolution Office. You don't think this would have been a huge story 20 years ago. If something like this was in mainstream news like this story is, but no, y'all care about

who put out the latest dickpicks, y'all care about who's fucking who, y'all care about who's in the latest celebrity beef, like everything has celebrity attached to it, everything. Like literally everything. from politics to, you know, religious scandals to these social justice causes people to be championing.

If celebrities aren't talking about them, if it's not being talked about on Shade Room and TMZ, people truly don't care. So when I, with that, yeah, journalism to me is a day. Interesting. Who's the big journalist? Who's the outlet that you consider journalists? New York Times. Wow.

Yeah. That's all I got. I got the Times. Wow. You know? Yeah. And how many times, how many times,

you can look at, these are very interesting articles that come out in the times. How many of them go viral weekly? You're right. You're right. I'm just saying. You're right.

I think journalism is that, that's my opinion. That's all we got shows. Yes, sir. As always, if you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant,

you're absolutely right. But if you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too, is the brilliant of this podcast. Thank you for listening.