The Brilliant Idiots - The Pursuit Of Otherpenis

Episode Date: July 9, 2020

This week is a Flagrant 2 takeover, Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, Mark, and Alex discuss August Alsina allegations of sleeping with Jada, Kanye West running for president, Polyamorous relationships, 50 Cent Vs T.I. catalog, and more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. The Brilliant Idiots. What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of Brilliant Idiots. We're back. Sorry for missing an episode last week. Charlottes in South Carolina. He's still down there.

They don't have microphones down there. They're still working with dirt roads and no microphones, apparently. So I had to step it up. I had to get the boys from Flagrant 2 in the motherfucking building. This is the Flagrant 2. Brilliant Idiot's Takeover. We got Akash Singh. Alex Media, Mark Gagnon, and then Taylor, Taylor gang, and we got Cookie.

What up, Cookie? Your last name's what? Gagnon. Shut up. Yo, come on. That's the glizzy goat right there, oh? Yo. What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with that? There's so many jokes I could fly with that. Like, gag, not like, if I was a guy. Shut up. Yeah, I don't understand what you're saying. What kind of jokes? I don't understand what you're saying. What kind of jokes?

I know you got jokes like... Not for real though. What kind of... Gagnan? I was really, really respected. Say it in French. Growing up, I was really respected. It's actually in French pronounced...

Hula. No. No. All right. So, before we started the... I don't know if y'all listen to Flagrant. I know there's some people here probably haven't listened to episode of Flagrant. Listen, we keep a flagrant on flagrant, too.

And Alex said, you know, brilliant idiots. We got to make sure that there are certain things that we don't touch about. So Alex wanted to, I gosh damn near had a gallon of Dunkin' Donuts, bro. You know what happens when he gets down with his people. Son. We don't have some wrist dancing. We don't have some interesting.

Alex wanted to go over some rules. Like, you want to let them know some things that don't fly, Al? Yes. So on Brilliant Idiots, we have different types of sponsors. here. That's not true. I mean a little bit different. Is it? Yeah. All right, go. So are you taking notes for times? Because I'm about to let some words out that might need to get bleaked. Oh, yeah. Mark, can you do that please? You say it, but like, Taylor's going to take notes for times. Taylor, what? And both, both. All right, but I, yeah, why are you trying to take jobs away from

black women? Yeah. No, I said, that's first. That's four. That's, you. That's, Because I know how old. Because you don't think she can handle it by herself. No, I know all the words are going to fly and you're going to need double coverage for this. Yeah, but Mark over there gagging on the mic. Exactly. He can't be figuring out worse. Yo, how fucking much of a bully is Taylor, yo?

How much of a bully is Taylor that the second his last name was said, you just said, hey, yo. Right after she told us to be open-minded. Yeah. She heard of gang, I was like, eh, yeah. I know. Maybe you just meant open-throated. Maybe that's what you meant. I might have Corona, yo.

I just got sick. And like five minutes ago, I just got sick, dead ass. Oh my God. So if y'all get it, it is what it is. Do you know what I mean? All right. So, listen, we're going to, you know, do our best to be on our best behavior. I don't know if it's always going to be that way.

But I think that we should, you know, warm it up. Let's talk about Jada Pinkett Smith getting cracked open and clean the fuck out by August Alcina. Don't do. No. You don't think that. You don't think she's getting. whole shit split and cleaned it with the Swiffer wet jet. You don't think Alcena's going in there just scooping that whole thing out?

I don't think. He does have, no, he's a big. He got a big what? He got a big what? Big dick. I didn't know you have no much confidence when he said that. Mark got the only one gagging on things right now. You know, real talk.

Did you think about, though, too. Think about like when Will Smith came to the breakfast club, he said that he was jealous off of two. Now he got to be just off of Tupac and... August Alcena. Yeah. Damn. I thought Will wasn't threatened.

That's why he gave his blessing because he's like, she already been cracked over my pop and I handled that. So like, whatever. Yo, so the rumor about the Smith family has always been that they have a different type of relationship, right? Some people said they were swinging. Back in day, I remember when we were a little bit younger, there was all these rumors that Will was gay.

You remember that shit? Every famous black dude got to go through that for whatever reason to say. get famous, you become, there's gay rumors. Is that true, Taylor? Still waiting on money. You're trying to think of it. Yo, Al, you're not there yet, son. Second, you get that blue check, no.

Only, like, actors, right? It's like, you get that blue check. You better be careful, bro. I'll be gagging over here, seriously. They're going to look through all your pictures. But, yo, look how he poses with his lips like that. Go to Al's Instagram, bro, and please roast all the pictures. His little sexy model picks that he takes.

I'm a sexy ad motherfucker's, man. Stop, but. We'll be at the hotel, right? I'll be like, y'all, y'all ready to go for the show? And then Margaret Alex will tell me, like, no, we're outside doing something real quick. I'm like, what fuck y'all doing? Right?

A day later, I'll see a picture of Alex and some brand new sneakers in front of a water tower in, like, Cincinnati. I really do hate your pictures, you know. I hate them. Thank you, man. You and Miles Jones, I love both of you, but your pictures, I'm like, why are y'all doing this?

I just, I love trolling. You're not telling you all about trolling? Yes, I do. Don't make it trolling. to you. Look at my pussy. That's what you get off of here, y'all. Look at my comments.

All my comments is self-deprecated. You know, we need to have a combo with mouse. We might have to call mouse on a podcast because you can't tell me you don't fuck white girls and you own that many pairs of burghins stocks. Like, those two things don't line. Taylor, am I wrong? No. If you got 15 different pairs of bergen stocks, you probably have sex with a couple

of beckies in your life. Is that possible? I think so. Didn't he? Didn't he? Is this news? What? Is this Tim?

Is it news? I'm, it's not news. I already know. You have sex with age. You have more than, you have more sex with white girls and black girls, right? No.

When, who? Alex. Alex. No, we talk about mouse. We talk about mouse. What are you talking about? You talk about,

you're talking about mouse, you know? That's what you doing, you see how the sisters defend their own? Yeah. Al, you just became Puerto Rican in an instant. I know. I know.

Hey, you're defected, bro. You done defected. I ain't here swavamente. Shit. Nah, you defective when you start fucking on them white girls. Hell knows. Yo, do you look at Al differently, knowing that he has sex with white women?

Exclusively? In their vaginas? No, it's just... Sometimes you got to throw the ER, bro. I just don't know how many. I don't know how many. Say what? I don't know how many.

Don't believe the lies. You don't know. He don't keep count. It's too many. Equal opportunity. It's innumerable. It's innumerable. For real.

I know that word. Yo, but seriously, Al, it is something that we wanted to have a talk with you about. Yeah? And we're going to have an intervention about it. We just need a Taylor to be here. We need Taylor to be here. We're going to have an intervention about the amount of white women you're having sex with, especially during Black Lives Matter.

Taylor's taken. It's crazy. During Black. Oh, shit. You're taking? Wait. Wait. Wait.

Hold on now. Hold on now. Hold on that. Catch a breath. You're not Mark's last name. Let's be you. So Al, what are you trying to say? You're trying to say that all the beautiful black women like Taylor are taken?

Yes. Oh, my. And that you would never break up a beautiful black couple. Of course. That would be so disrespectful to do. Black love, man. So you're sacrificing your own black love so that black women like Taylor can be happy. That is true.

If you're, Al, the best thing you're doing. for black women is not dating. Exactly. I know I'm a piece of shit. We've seen Al in a relationship. Yo, son. Taylor, listen, I told you we're going to be well-behaved here. Just listen, it's just a little dose of flagrancy.

That's all. That's all. I had fucked up doing something I thought was helpful the other day. I was telling the boys this. You tell me if this is wrong. Okay. My girl, we went to Newport, Rhode Island. Okay?

and she brought a bathing suit. Shit was trash. Why was it trash? Came up to her belly button or some shit. You know what I mean? All looking like pamper's. The high ones. I know what I hate that shit.

Because my girl got the wagon. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? It's a white girl. It's a Volkswagon. She got the Volks wagon, right? And she had some shit. Covering all the tits, whatever, like that.

And I was like, yo, you got to, you know, you can be sexy. Let it breathe. Let it breathe. You know what I mean? That's interesting. I know. I don't go there. Wait, hon.

I have a question. So, wait, yeah, go on. So wait, you would rather her as your girl, like, be all. Not be all out, but, like, show a little bit more. You can have some of it out. You know what I mean? Like, I got you. I'm here to protect you.

you. Okay. Look at me. I'm a fucking stud muffin. That's interesting because I don't know what that is. I was a stud muffin. Anyway, so I was like, babe, we got to get you new bikinis. She's like, what should I get?

So I sent her pictures of the new bikinis. That's reasonable, right? Very reasonable. Now. Well, who were they on? It's not about who are they on. They were just on bikini models. I just, now.

become about who they were on? No. Okay. Didn't even become about who they're on. What happened was is I just screenshot it. I didn't send links. So what I typed into the Google search bar

happened to still be in the images that I sent. Right? So she's looking through these pictures. She's like, why do all them have bikinis for girls with small tits in the search bar, right? Oh, my God. Now, my answer to that was simple. Because that's the size of your T.

Now, is that disrespectful? No, but... If my girl sent me a swimming trunks for guys with small dicks. I don't feel away. That's fucking... hilarious bro. Your girl said you some screenshots swimming trucks like dudes with little meat.

Hey, these are cute. I mean like cute like my dick, bitch. Fuck out of here. What's you're talking about? It's got the little wire at the bottom. You know the wire at the bottom of the bras to make the titty look like titty when there ain't no titty. Wonder Trunks?

Do y'all have those? Oh, we should. If I'm being honest, I feel like we should do that for some of us. I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know nothing about it, Taylor. I wouldn't either. I haven't found him yet.

Anyway, is that wrong? In a way. Why? Because, like, you're, have you ever told her that her tits are small and everything? I would never say exclusively your tits are small. Exactly. But I've told her that she got that wagon. Yeah, but besides that, you're showing, you're telling her that her tits are small.

Does she complain about her tits? No. I don't complain about it either I love her tits I think they're perfect for her body no girl I do think they're perfect

I just love her tits they're great for her body exactly I've loved bigger tits too I have but they're perfect she looks amazing

she's got an amazing body I love it I just thought we could describe the things how it is but you know you didn't have to put it my stomach like it used to be abs and now just the top two show up and then the bottom looks like laundry I'd be like that's accurate you didn't have to put in small tits so you could just put in bikinis yeah but what happens if it's going to be bikinis for girls with some big

ass fucking jugs doesn't matter when you hit the link and like there's a link to go to the website it's going to ask you what size what size tits yes yeah but there's certain bathing suits that look better you don't know much about it what would you know real woman Anyway, look, here's, we got to talk about this Will Smith, Jada Smith thing. Do you think, one, they have an open relationship? 100%. Yes. Yeah.

Apparently Tisha Campbell tweeted some shit after, like, the truth always comes out. And what are the rumors about Dwayne Martin and Will Smith? Is that there? Is that their day? What, what, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on now. Hold on now. Hold on that. Okay.

All I know is that Will Smith just did a, he directed a show that Dwayne Martin was based on his life. Yeah. Which is like, you're divorced. but you're still best friend. Who's the way and Mark? Above the rim. Yeah.

You seen above the rim? Yeah. The main character. I forget his name in the movie, but the fucking... Yeah, he's nice. Yeah, yeah. All right.

So the rumor is that he might, you know, switch sides, do some wild shit. I think they got... I'll say this. I have no fucking clue. Well, did y'all see that clip on Red Table Talk?

Uh-oh. They brought it back up. Uh-oh. When Jada was like, you could be on that side of the house with somebody. Yeah. And Wilson was just like,

like, chill, chill, chill, Wait a minute. What are you talking about? Get that clip. If you marry me, know this. We're going to be together. We're going to be under the same roof. You might be on one end of that joker with somebody else.

I might be a one goddess joker with somebody else. And I always said, that's ridiculous. But we're going to be in this joker together. I saw that whole red table talk because I'm gay. And I do not remember Will having a reaction to that. But I do remember. I do remember seeing you. I do remember at the end

they were like addressing some of the rumors and then Jada was like we're not swingers, we've never been swingers. And in my mind I was like is that a very specific term that's different than open relationship? Well I'm curious What I'm curious about is this. I mean they say their lifetime partners too though.

I look at I love that. I love the idea that like, okay so there's two things going on here, right? I love the idea that there could be like a husband and wife and they've realized they've fell out of lust if you will but they just love being friends. so much and they want to be there for their kids.

They just love that relationship that they have. They love the life that they have. They just aren't jealous at like romantic connections with other people because they don't have that romantic connection anymore. I'm cool with that. Here's the curiosity. They built a brand about being open about who they are and like welcoming people in. And Red Table Talk is like, yo, we're going to have these real discussions.

And we're going to talk about real emotions and like what it's really like being mother, daughter, and this type of family and the insecurities we have, et cetera. If it turns out, you're not being open on Red Table Talk, go to a different table. Does it, does it take away from the authenticity a little bit? I thought it was weird that you don't, like, that's a, that's a massive Red Table Talk episode. Like, you're talking about a billion views.

All the views. All the views. So if Will Smith comes on there and tells me that he was getting cracked out, that's crazy. I will feel a lot less than. secure about who I am. No, but for real, would that change the way that you think about that family? Not necessarily.

Would you feel lied to, Al? No, I always looked at Will as a little, you know, both ways. No, no way. Why? Stop. I never saw that. Based on what? I mean, he just, I don't know.

Sometimes dudes got that. I can see what you mean. You have a strong Adar. Yeah, I think so. But Al is crazy. Al thinks he could see if you have AIDS. I can't. I thought you were just saying that.

I swear to God. Al really thinks he could see it. I could see it. Bullshit. I mean, it's an idiotic thing to say. Based on what? Yeah. Who in this room has?

You sound like. Try to guess. Nah, it's something like they skinned. Be all fucked up and shit like that. They have characteristics. Like, there's actual symptoms for people who have HIV. and like skin symptoms and shit like that. And you think those symptoms always show and you can always spot it.

I mean, not always, but I think my rate is good. I think I can spot it. This motherfucker is the biggest liar, bro. Son, you think you can do heart surgery. Shut the fuck up.

Well, I can't. Exactly. You can't say I can't. All right. You haven't tried it. And nobody's willing to let me try because they all pussy. And you say I can't spy AIDS.

Here's the way. No one admits to have it. It's the way. That's a valid. it's the way that he says he can figure it out. We were once in Starbucks and his guy walks by and he goes, yo, he got it. I go, what? He go, he got it.

I go, how do you know he got it? He goes, the walk. He sounds like what. I don't remember that one, but I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. He sounds like wax. He sounds like wax. Maybe that's it.

Maybe a little bit too much time. Anyway, yo, also, can we talk about that wax thing? No. I'm going to talk about it right now. I don't know anything about it. I thought you did know about it. I mean, I just read what she said. Carla was saying some shit.

Anyway, free wax, if you're not free. He's free. All right, we love you, Wax. Free text on then. Fuck it. Free everybody. Well, not Gila and Maxwell. Keep that bitch locked up.

Oh, yeah. All right, so why don't we go through typical brilliant idiots episode here with, let's start out with what a fucking idiot and absolutely brilliant. So what we do every single week, you guys, if you guys don't know, is positively burn, I forgot, is we say the person or the thing that was positively brilliant and then what a fucking idiot as well. So positively brilliant this week and what a fucking idiot. Let's go with what a fucking idiot. What a fucking idiot for me is everybody that believed Kanye would run for president and that he wasn't just using it for PR for some

other shit. Like how does the Kanye PR cycle still work? That's what's mind boggling to me. Every time Al pointed this out on Flagrant, he had an album, he had a song come out. He had a song come out. It's like every time he got something ready to drop, every time he got sneakers coming out, every time he got clothing, every time he got an album, there's always some fucking controversy. The MAGA hat comes out or something else comes out. There's always some fucking controversy. He understands how to garner clout. He understands how to garner attention.

And he flexes it into the product that he's selling people. What I don't get is how people are still fooled by this shit. We're full by everything. Exactly. We believe Jason Whitlock believes the shit he says. We believe fucking all these, like, these guys who were just like kind of to me, actors, Candace Owens. There's no way you believe this.

When you lean into this character and people keep taking the bait and the easiest thing to do is just ignore it, but everybody takes the bait all the time. Now, why do you think we take the bait? Do you think it's because we're bored and it offers us some, you know, excitement and some distraction? Especially what's going on now. Everyone thinks everything's up in the air now. Like, aliens are about to come tomorrow, everything.

So Kanye running for president, they're going to believe that too. Would you vote for him? No. What if it was Kanye or Trump? Ooh, fuck. Kanye. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm going to do Kanye. Kanye West is going to run for president. It's not as easy as you think. It's not as easy of a decision as you think. I'll vote for everything black. Issa race. Issa Ray? That's what she said.

I'm running for everybody black. Oh, yeah. She's rooting for. for everybody black. That's what's up. I like the objectivity. Yeah. So Kanye's married to the Kardashian family.

Yeah. They're probably the best at marketing and garnering attention. So every time Kim wants attention, she breaks the internet. Pretends to get robbed. Always a shit. She just gets naked for another magazine. And then it's like, get Lamar to smoke crack.

I really believe Chris is behind all these. She'll do the. She'll do the cornrows or whatever. She'll do the cornrows and just like tan a little bit extra just so she can get that smoke. Like it's like they bring on the same type of smoke every once in a while. Yeah. So it keeps going on for their reality TV show. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm just surprised that we don't like that the jig ain't up. Like I'm surprised that people haven't realized what it is already. Like for me, I see it. And I'm just like, okay, this is what it is. I'm not going to get caught up in it. I understand this is a ploy to sell something. I don't get it.

I watch sports, Skip Bayliss. He's been saying LeBron James isn't good for 20 years now or whatever. He's obviously good. It's undeniable. Why do we keep taking his little argument seriously? Just ignore it. Then they go away. Stop feeding it.

It goes away. It's like a bully. He just ignore him. He goes away. That's what all these guys are. They're just bullies for your attention. Oh, shit. So they're bullying us into paying attention.

Yeah. So that's what Kanye was doing with the maga shit. Yeah. He was just bullying black people. Oh, you're not going to pay attention to me. I'm not relevant. anymore? Here's a red hat. Maga. I love Trump. Dragon Energy. Ba, blah, blah. Now you're going to pay

attention. They're just bullies for attention. What would happen to Kanye if we just didn't pay him any mind? You know how they do like the black out where they only buy black? Should we do like a Kanye out where we just like don't do anything Kanye? Don't tweet about Kanye. Don't do anything Kanye for like a week and just

see what happens. That's not what was going to happen though. He has too many he has too many like fans and everything. Especially people that love Kardashians are on Kanye's Oh, that's right. If we boycotted Kanye for two months, he would do crazier and crazier shit, and then eventually he'd be like, it's not working.

The guy might kill himself, to be honest, because I don't know what he would do without attention. But, like, it would be just crazier and crazy. And at some point, he'd be like, all right, they don't care about me no matter what I do. I wonder if we ignored everything that he did outside of music, if he would just lean into the music again. Because I imagine a guy like that. He did just drop a single in his trash.

You didn't hear it? I heard it. I thought it was all right. But I think that, like, a guy like that is going to gravitate towards wherever he gets attention, right? And I think it's actually easiest to get attention in things outside of music. Like, putting on a hat is way easier than making an amazing song. Right? And, like, just doing these cloud chasing things.

Like, Kardashians don't create any art, right? They just create controversy, right? So he's creating controversy instead of art. When his art is fire, like, I don't think anybody's really critical of Kanye's art. Can you say anything about the music? Yes. Recently you can. And that's why you see more antics.

God has never done less for anybody than Kanye West. I've never seen a person find God and then just fall off so hard. That guy need to start worship in Satan or something because it's over. Really? It's just all been trashed. It's been trashed. No, before even that, I don't think he's been used to. What was the last grade out, Life of Pablo?

Life of Pablo is fantastic. Life of Pablo's incredible. Life of Pablo holds up now. Yeah. I liked a couple songs on that little Montana joint that he made or Wyoming or whatever the fuck it was. Yeah, that one was okay. But it wasn't very than. There was six songs.

Couldn't even make it through. Really? You know, like one of them, what's it called all the time? All the time? Something like that. Anyway. So maybe the thing with him is just ignore him and let him focus on the music. If that's what we want out of him the most and he just wants attention.

You know what? Honestly, you could blame the Kardashians. The most important person in your life is your wife or husband. Right. If that's the person that you're married to and you see how they operate in the world, they don't have any skills or talent that they display to people. It's all just, hey, let's get attention to how, by any means necessary. Right.

Connie's probably looking at that. Like, oh, look how the whole family's fucking killing it. That's what, that's the model here. Right. Like, you'll run shit by your girl like artistically and she's like, I like this, I don't. Who's he going to run by Kim? She'd be like, you know what you should do, market it this way. Yeah.

She's not going to care about the art or the product or whatever. Yeah, I guess it is kind of sad in that. regard. That's fucking just sad. What a weird relationship. Who knows? Why am I feeling bad for millionaires? That's what they were mad about with Kim. Earlier this week, they were mad that she was basically, or they thought that she was boasting her being rich, basically. Oh, she said she was a billionaire and then Ford was like, no, you're not again. Stop doing this guy. No, someone was like, why do you, it's so much stuff going on in the world, why do we care that you're rich? Like, she was showing off something. I don't like that energy.

because nobody keeps that same marriage when motherfuckers take a picture with a million dollars on a chair and put the money phone to the air. That's just, this is what it is. It's like a lot of people want to take shots to the Kardashians so anytime they do anything that's slightly fucked up, it's like, see what a horrible person you are. But Kim didn't do anything.

Like, she just put a picture up she usually does. My issue isn't that she's flexing her money. My issue is that Forbes is like, hey, guys, this is the second time you're lying about being billionaires. Just stop it. Yeah. What else is going on, Taylor? Well, what else did you think?

have anyone that's positively brilliant. Oh, that's right. Positively. Well, do you guys have any people you thought were fucking idiots this week? Nothing's coming to mind yet, but no. We can go to positively brilliant.

I thought Uber buying what is it? Grubhub? Yeah. That's positively brilliant. Yeah. So explain what that is, basically. What happened? I'm just reading this.

If I was DoorDash. Whatever the fuck it is. They're all the same thing. So basically Uber bought a delivery food delivery service. Right. So you basically connect the two things that are already operating already right there.

And I just thought it's a genius move because who knows how long we're going to be in this corona shit. Yeah. Can you imagine how much more money these delivery motherfuckers are making? Oh, it's crazy. It's insane.

Also, if you're Uber or any giant corporation, you're just trying to spread your tentacles as far as you can. Amazon, they had no business being in entertainment and putting out content. Right. They're like, you know what? We got Prime.

Let's just give people content. and then we'll start putting out our own. That's just what you do. Uber came out with Uber Eats. It's just like it's not as good as Grub. Hub. So what do we do? Let's just buy Grubhub.

I would also say they need it. Yeah. Because people aren't taking Ubers. Oh, shit, yeah. If you're not going to work, you don't need an Uber. If you're not going to the game, you don't need an Uber. You're not going to the park. You don't need an Uber.

Just for clarity is Postmates. Postmates. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. So it's like, of course, you have all these drivers that need to make a living. And you're like, okay, well, how can they make a living?

Delivering all this fucking food that people are asking to be delivered to their crib. It's a no-brainer. I thought that shit was genius. You know what's... I'm surprised it didn't happen. What happened to Uber Eats? That never penetrated the market? It kind of did, but why not?

If we're competing against Grubhub and DoorDash now and they buy postmates, it's like, all right, that's the giant and we're going to be the fucking giants. So what we do is we buy these other guys. We're pretty good, but not quite them. And then together, we take over everything. It's weird because there's anti-monopoly laws, but what I'm... seeing now is like these four or five companies aren't monopolizing one industry. They're taking over all of them slowly. You know what I mean? Like Amazon is a perfect example. It was a fucking book delivery service when it started. Isn't that crazy? The thing that's dope about this. So Postmates,

they're different from Grubhub and the other ones because you can get food from places that are outside of your area. So now you add that Uber situation to it. It's like they already drive long distances no matter where you have to go. So now it's like, it's the perfect. Yo, that shit is perfect. And I imagine you could do it in between car, in between rides. Probably. So you pick up a person. There's nobody picked up. You pick up some tacos, deliver that shit off. No, that's fire. I like that idea. That's a genius. I'm surprised we didn't see that sooner, man. I'm surprised they couldn't build up Uber Eats. I never once use Uber Eats. I tried, but it was always like a $6. Really? It was like a $6 delivery fee.

Oh, and he had a fee. And I was just like, I'm not. I just did the pickup though today. I like them better because you can see the driver. Exactly. Like it follows them GPS. Yeah, I like that shit. You leave me alone. If I'm the driver, oh yeah,

I don't care about the driver. I'm talking about the person ordering food. Yeah, but I don't even like look at him because when he makes a wrong turn, I'm calling that motherfucker like, yo, why? Why did you make a laugh on 13?

Yeah, yeah, like, figured it out. Yeah, what's going on here? Now you're not no directions. No, I hate that shit. Don't, don't be looking over my phone. You're constantly looking at the tracking, though? Yeah, if it's taking a while, let's go. Hurry it up.

Deliver, you know? A quick, positively brilliant. I like what T.I. is doing. So T.I. has been coming at 50. We got to talk about this because we were talking. Go. I have something to say about this. We'll go on.

So I just like it in terms of his legacy. Because 50 has done a good job of remaining in the spotlight. Without putting out music. Without putting out music. Or being an activist. Yes. But people still. That's usually the second life of a star.

You don't notice that shit? Like, the second of a star, start. You're like, wait, I care about black people, don't I? Come on. I wait a little. It's not just, I care about women, don't I? Like, didn't that what happened? Amy Schumer?

She's like, I knew this who you were going for. I didn't know if you were saying. A couple movies, bombs. She's like, wait a minute, women are important. Ain't they important? Hey, they're important? Women are important. That's just what happens.

The second, when you, Margo Robbie's like, fuck bitches. I'm a leading lady. I don't need these bitches. Fuck them. Sometimes also it's, all them old me two bitches and same thing. All the old Me Too women? Yeah, but now they got money So now they can focus on money

They got too old to get Me Too That's what happened They got they outgrew me too Who? The older women out there What were their names? Who knows? I barely knew them before me too

You know the white lady with the shaved head She looks like Michael Jackson a little bit Rose McGowan Oh, she shaved her head? I think so Michael Jackson She does look a little like Michael Jackson Michael was cute

So I just fit I just feel like what T.I. did is brilliant because I think people hold 50 cent to a higher musical level. Like, level. And so by challenging 50s kind of putting himself in that same realm. So people hold TI to a higher musical level. No, I think 50. Oh. Why do you think they hold 50 to a high musical level?

Because he had a diamond selling album. So, like when he came, he was the top, top, top, top, top. No, you're right. I know. This is really interesting conversation That absolutely nobody cares about my opinion on But I'll give it anyway But

Well, good thing I'm here So But yeah, I think we might have a skewed view Of 50 cents credibility in music Because we're from New York I think down south They might look at TI

As someone just as important Ooh They do Is that possible? I think so because Charlotte always puts them up In his top six I think Charlotte has like a top six rappers to you. I's always there and people really fuck.

They credit him as like the first person to start trap. Right? Well, he credits himself and he made the museum. I thought that was so smart. You make a museum about trap music and be like, it starts with me. You know what I'm just genius. But that being said, it could be my New York bias. It could be on New York bias.

That being said, if they do this verses, right, this is why you don't ever beef with 50 cents. It's so, 50 cent is a guy like, and y'all say this about me, but just like just goes too far. Yeah. Like you're just busting balls. You're like, oh, you're wearing those jeans? And I'm like, that's why your mother died in a fire.

Right? That's 50 cent. T.I's like, yo, we should do a versus. And then 50 cents comes back with, why are you snitching to the cops? Yeah. Posted a video. You seen the video? Yeah.

Posted a video of T.I. on crime stoppers saying where you can, you know, like, give information to the police, call 1,800, this, that, the other. Now, I don't think. T.I. is a snitch because of that. Does that make him a snitch? I don't think so. Does that, Al, talk to me. He was, he was in the streets. Like usually, you're not supposed to... If you're in the streets, you're not even part of crime stoppers? Nah. Really? You don't cooperate. Is there not a statute of limitations on being a thug?

Like, when I'm in my 40s and I got four kids, I still got to be about this thug life. Oh, that video was back then. I got a mortgage, yo. That video's old when he was still in the street. That's interesting. He was still in it. Apparently he was just started popping. And then maybe they asked him because he was famous to be part of his crime stopper shit, so he did it. I mean, guys. But that is some shit 50 would do, right? Yes.

Like 50's gonna fight. Like, it's an innocent versus. All these verses have been super sweet. Yeah, I know. They've been cordial. They've been a celebration of music. And then Tiaz, like, 50, you want to do one? Fuck you did, you, bitch.

You know what it's like, you know what it's like whenever Trump is doing some foul shit? And then he puts out like, oh, Bubba Wallace should apologize. And he just makes it about everything else. Yes. That's what 50's going to do. Anytime you attack his music, he's going to make it about everything else. Oh, versus music. music for music, how about you're a snitch?

How about that? My music isn't good, you snitch. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Akash. Do you think? And again, you guys would have to answer this. I'm not the biggest fan, as everybody knows. But do you think maybe 50's doing this to avoid the verses because the verses might expose 50

for actually not having that many hits? Maybe probably. I think when 50 starts playing his hits, I'm sorry to interrupt. Sorry. Yo, do we only interrupt black women on this show? You write about that. Go. Psych.

Go. I was going to say, I think if you play 50's hits, it ends in 2005. There's no hits after 2005. Amazing album. Amazing album. Get Richard Dye Try it. Amazing album. Pretty good follow up.

Candy Shop was a single. I'm sure there's one or two others I forgot. One with the game. Who he hates. He can't play that. Hated or love it. You can't do that. He still hates that?

He still hates that? You're not going to give shine to the guy that you hate. He still hates the game? I assume. I think he don't let go and. Also, there's a, what was Lollipop? Lollipop was second album. Lollipop, P-I-M-P.

That's, in that candy shop? I'll take you to the candy shop. What is it? Magic Stick? Magic Stick was fire. I'm just saying he has, it's usually 20 versus 20, and I'm saying 50 has a solid 20. But you're going to look, I think if you pull that. I just say, 50 has a solid 20 bangers he could play.

50 got a solid 20 and then T.I got a solid 20. Someone said this should be 50 songs each or 40 songs. each, I was saying Charlotte posts on it. I don't know TIE's music that well, but it seems if he's put out six, seven, eight albums or however many albums, he put out. He's going to have more songs. But it's not about more songs,

or who has the hits and TIs, I think, bumps. And I like 50s, but I think TIs. You think T.I. got it. And not by a whole, like, not like, by he's going to lose real bad. It's just that T.I. I think he's going to win. Nobody wanted with Shania Twain, though. That don't impress me much

Yeah, what if you just play that after every one Another Person's song? 50 plays magic That don't impress me much When you got the looks But have you got to touch? Oh, man And I don't in the middle of all right

But now I don't get in the middle of the night I act like I can grow up in Texas Come on now You know what I mean Where the white bitch is with the wagon's at. Eh-ah! Oh, God. Yo, son.

What do you think about Beats by Dre sponsoring Bubba Wallace? Brilliant. Go on that. There's one sport we haven't penetrated yet, probably. Right. It's the last, like, why not? And it doesn't alienate any of our core fans.

I mean, like, Jimmy Johnson or whatever is big, but, like, fucking, nobody cares. That's not a little cool for us. We can keep the cool cachet of Beats by Dre. We can look woke, and there is one sport where nobody, I have never seen a human being advertising beats by Dre. Why not just get this guy? Yeah. It's a perfect marketing movie.

And you know he's going to have the best sound system in that car. He drives with music bumping. So that one black driver got the radio pumping in it. That would be hysterical. I don't they do that. Bro, they got to do that. You just hear from every other car and is, I take you to the candy. son, that would be fire.

Yo. I think it's interesting. Here's the thing that annoys me about it. We spoke about it on flagrant a little bit, but like, you see all these brands. And Beetz maybe is a, is not a good example of this, so maybe I don't want to use them. But like, because I think Beetz is owned partially by Dre and Jimmy Iveen. Well, maybe they were bought out, so are they still. I think I bought about by Apple.

I'm sure he's still on board. Maybe they're still on the board or something like that. But a lot of these companies that I've seen, like, extending themselves and like doing things for diversity in, you know, the wake of George Floyd. It's really interesting to me because they're like, it is so important that our company

is a diverse company, all this shit. And it's like, y'all knew racism existed. Y'all knew that like police were killing black people. Like, this isn't news to y'all.

You're only doing this because you know you'll get heat if you don't do it, right? And you're doing it in the positions that are the most easily replaceable. Yeah. Right? The lowest positions are the ones

that you really don't care about. Now, we look at like TV stars. We look at someone on a TV show and we're like, oh my God, it's so important that that person is, that cartoon character or that person who's on a TV show is so important.

Those people are pawns to the executives in these companies. So the executives in these companies are basically like, you know, how do we protect our white jobs? How do we protect the jobs that are just all of our white friends and the community that we've had? All these executive boards on Hollywood, 90% white, right? I'm sure the executive boards and all these teams, these agencies, all them are like 90% white, I imagine.

And they're putting the diversity in the place. places that are the most protective to them. They're not doing anything altruistic here. It's all selfish. How do I keep the heat off my ass? It's a complete PR move. Now, granted, I don't want to knock it. It's like one of those situations where it's like when you give money to charity so you

pay less of taxes. But you're still giving money to charity. Yeah. It's still helping out some people, giving them opportunity. But if you want to give real opportunity, it'd be cool if you're like, no, we're going to promote the black people that are already in a company. Yeah. And we're going to put them on the executive board.

Yeah. Put some black people on the boards of your company. and then you won't have to worry about doing racist shit by accident. You know what's interesting? Right? Like if you have, I'm saying? Like, if you have two black people that work on H&M,

you're not going to get them racist shirts out there. You just don't have any black people on your boards. So you do this shit that's accidentally racist because you didn't know. Well, here's how you know. Maybe TV networks aren't. I don't know all the landscape of TV networks, but I know ABC has a, last I checked, a black head of casting and a black network president.

And I haven't seen ABC doing a lot of pandering shit because they're probably just like, Because the black heads are like, what do you fucking think we're doing here? Yo, not only what do you fucking think we're doing here. One, they've actually invested in black people who create shows. Like, Sean Arimes, I think, had a deal with NBC. Sean Aram's, what's his name, blackish guy? He moved to Netflix. Oh, fuck.

Kenyon Barris. Kenya Barris. He had like a deal with him. Exactly. So think about that. The people that have already baked in diversity into their companies are not doing this performative diversity. Yeah.

Is it not so obvious? Is it not so blatant? Like, to me, I'm looking at, this shit. I was like, do y'all not see how these people are hoodwinking you? I think Malcolm X even said, and I forget the quote, but it's like, don't be fooled by, uh, by like token gifts or something like that, by the oppressors, something like, they'll give you little things to, to distract from the bigger problem. Well, duh. Black people see that. Huh? Black people see that all the time. Really? But it feels like the heat dies down. Yeah, and maybe because the rest of us are like,

oh, okay, they're doing, look what they're doing. But it feels like a lot of these, like, Like little measures that aren't anything, the heat kind of dies down. And they don't, nobody's like, yeah, but you're still, your board is still entirely white. Like, if that movement started, I think they might have to be like, all right, well, listen, who's the most, who's the guy we like the least on the board? Let's fire that guy and hire a black guy. And another thing you could actually do if your company is go, we don't care about diversity. We care about making money. That's what banks do.

Yep. You notice like nobody puts any pressure on banks to have diversity. Like, no one was like, yo, Wells Fargo. Where the Indians? Right? Like no, hey, Citibank, where the black people? Because their issue is not progressive. They don't give a fuck about any rights for nobody besides money.

Who gives us the most money? All these banks out here were the same banks that wouldn't lend money to black people for houses. It's the same banks. Have they done anything? Like, no. Do you think we let it slide because our money's tied into their money? And it's like, our money, I don't get a fuck about diversity from our money either. Look, protect my pocket.

Of course. Wells Fargo. I don't want you doing some fake diversity hire. At the expense of my shit. Yeah. You know what I mean? It better be an Asian. Who could count?

You know what I'm saying? Let's be honest. Like, you could do diversity hires for some shit that don't matter. Like, there's no diversity hire in the NBA. Yeah. Because you're not going to put some bum-ass fucking white or Indian dude on the team just for diversity. If I saw an Indian on my favorite sports team, I'm like, I had your fucking mind. What are we doing here, guys?

Yeah. This ain't, this ain't a time for diversity. Yeah. What the fuck do you think this is? You got some big black motherfuckers out there. If you win some goddamn games, fucking pay this man. But isn't it, isn't that true?

Yeah. For real, dude. There's no, yeah, it's like, it shows you, like, in the positions that they could easily flip-flop things out, like the cartoons, the voices and that kind of stuff, it's such a meaningless thing. Of course you could flip-flop it out. But when it comes to putting an executive on the board,

all of a sudden, it's like, well, we need to be very serious about this hiring. Oh, oh, that's something that matters. People can green light black shows? Oh. We're not going to do all that. Come on, bro. Come on, bro. I've been talking about, like, guys that are going to the bubble, like some of my NBA friends.

And there was a picture that came out on Twitter. Did you all see the picture of the meal? Yeah, the hotel food, yeah. Yeah. So there's two things about this that are interesting. One, I'm fascinated with, like, the level of organization that it took to make this happen. Right. Because if you really think about it, right?

So for everybody who's listening who doesn't know what's going on, so the NBA is going to resume the season, and they're doing it in Orlando and what they call. call the bubble, which is, I guess, correct me if I'm wrong here, I'm gosh, but it's basically an enclosed area. It's not actually enclosed with a bubble, but nobody in, nobody out. Nobody in, nobody out. Now, how do they get food in? I think it's going to be the hotel, like the hotel employees can obviously leave.

They're not tied there. The hotel can still get shipments. Right. Like, the players and team, whatever, nobody in nobody out. The rest of the hotel staff, whatever, they get their shipments as is. You're eating hotel food. You're eating hotel, but this shit looked like, they said Spirit Airlines. It did.

It looks horrible. It looks trash. But here's the thing that's important. These athletes are not regular people. Al got a picture of it up right now. So these athletes are not regular people. These athletes. What?

Yes. That's, son, that's 87 on the gas. Do you know what I mean? Athletes need 93. Yeah. Athletes need like tip top food. Like you think LeBron is out here eating like trash? You think Lauren is eating trash?

They'll eat candy and that kind of stuff. But I bet you, Every meal LeBron eats to a certain extent is monitored. Outside Taco Tuesday. So apparently, this is only for the first, like, 48 hours or something while each player is, like, individually isolated. And then they'll get tested or they're getting tested and waiting on results or something. So they're not wasting the good food on the meal? No, no, no, no.

Yeah, no, we're not wasting. And then after that, it's hotel food. It's like, you know, five-star hotel food or whatever. Oh, okay. It's going to resume. It's not going to be this forever. Mark Stein had a tweet that explained it, like, what the actual deal is. But yeah, your initial response.

And even if I'm LeBron, I'm not eating this for two fucking days. Crazy. That's crazy. Come on, dude. This is crazy. Like, I'm not saying that we got to, like, treat athletes bushy or anything like that. But at the end of it, they're fucking athletes, bro. They make fuel for the system.

I am. Really the best shit. I'm not. But even just a regular male, like, that's not. I don't know the word you just said. A regular male? What is a male? A man.

Oh, I thought you were saying meal. No. Oh, hold on. Even a regular meal needs more food than that. I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see. Yeah, it's interesting, this whole bubble thing, man. Imagine, like, you were tasked to organize that. Just think about it.

You have to organize food for all these different people. That means somebody has to choose what the food is. Like, there are so many decisions to me. You have to organize the building of the practice facilities of every single different team, like organized getting all the equipment there. Do you remember that I seen in Apollo 13? where there's a team of engineers and they're stuck up there. And they're like, we have duct tape this and this.

We have six hours. We've got to figure out how to get those guys back to Earth or whatever it was. Some crazy circumstance. That's what this bubble shit is to me. It's a bunch of people who are like, look, we got, you know, 400 people that are NBA athletes coming. We got all these fucking staff. And we got to figure out how to keep them here. Also, they can't fuck hose for two months.

Like, let's figure out everything we need to figure out. Let's talk about it. Why can you fuck go out? Why can you fuck the hose out? Just before you get to the hose, though. Go. Go. isn't it the same as like an Olympics coming to the city?

Yo, the same thing. The same type of coordination. The Olympic Village you're allowed to leave. That's the only difference I would say is that the Olympic Village you could leave. And bring in. There needs to be the same level of coordination with food and shit in the village. You know, obviously there's a lot of like facilities. Maybe they're already baked into the Olympics.

But still, even putting on that, like, I want to sit down with these people and be like, how do you do it? How do you make this made decisions? This is, yeah, but I'm not, yeah, that's hard. But this is even crazier to me because it. It's nobody in, nobody out. Also, Olympic villages only for athletes. This is also staff, coaching staff, trainers, everybody, one hotel.

Nobody in, nobody out. We have to sort through food. We have to sort through everything that these guys are going to want. And these are, no disrespect to Olympic athletes. Most of them are millionaires. These are all millionaires. You're not telling a millionaire what to do. This was really interesting.

These people there, these athletes could do whatever they want and they're never told no. Yes. And for the first time in their life, they're going to be put in a situation where they're basically a camp. Yeah. You were at camp. You're a sleepaway camp, bro. Like, these motherfuckers got a ring that they got to wear. Have you seen this ring?

No. So they have a ring that they got to wear that, like, monitors them. And I think it monitors, like, where they go, but also, like, I think a monitor's temperature. There's a bunch of things that it does. And I'm just thinking how hilarious it is. Like, these guys never wear their winning ring. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

You know, rings do not mean shit to an NBA athlete. I'll tell you that right now. That's Savannah James. The shots are been fired. Listen, I think she knows what time it is. Yo, wouldn't you? Is that that bad a deal? Like, is that that bad a deal?

You were telling us about polygamy earlier. Yeah. You love polygamy. I don't love polygamy. You did. You came in the door. Said it before. Said it before.

What is it? What? I thought you were going with the floor. Yeah. Come on. You said some shit. Taylor came in the fucking room. This is one week removed from her clit ring debacle.

Wow. These girls talking about clits on the podcast. The brilliant news podcast is an intellectual cultural discussion. You bring it out clits. For no reason. I didn't bring up nothing. You walked in here ding dong and all the shit. I think you had a cowbell attached to it.

That shit was crazy. So you're talking about clits. And then literally a few days later, two weeks later. You're sick, y'all. I'm sick. Come on. I'm being nervous, dog. I don't know if we got this six feet distance shit.

Son, I think I might got that rona, bro. Fuck. So, stay over there. Fuck, that shit got me, huh? I think you got got, dog. That's because you went to New Hampshire. I think it was in New Hampshire. I went to Rhode Island.

Oh. Rojot Island? I went to that Rahode Island. Anyway, back to polygamy and then we're going to get to that. Polygamy, sweetheart. You came in here with the big polygamy energy. What were you saying? I was watching a show.

Yeah. Called polygamy on Showtime. And it was basically about how these couples, like, deal with their own situations. Like, you know, I guess, I don't want to say straight people, but like, what are they called this one person? Monogamous people. Oh, monogamous. So it was very interesting. Like, one relationship was in a relationship with another relationship.

So they're four total people. Yeah, and they call it a pod. Oh, yes. And then, but within that relationship, they have other people that fuck is crazy. Yo, Taylor, you with the shits? I'm not with the shit. You cannot be polygamous? I cannot.

What if the other dude that you got to fuck, he had a hammer on him? And you knew how to use it. Yeah. That's the thing with Akka. No, no, that's true. No. He just don't know how to use it. No, but I personally don't think size necessarily matters in a way.

In a way. Yeah. Yes. Yes. You can't be like three inches And nothing like that Shit Archive plays around

Now he got the big Indian stick That's what they say For real He got the foot long Girls come up to him And ask for that motherfucking footlong For real But

Archaj don't look stacked He doesn't look stacked It's true he doesn't But it's a fact We live together I would watch him in the morning dragging that thing to the bathroom full of urine.

Right. I'm glad you're so comfortable. Say what? I'm glad you're comfortable. Listen, we want to just make you feel comfortable. You keep coming up these crazy-ass topics. No, it's great. You have to see the show.

I'm not cool of polygamy. That shit is mad stupid. No, could wait, so I can't tell you. So look. But that's what it's crazy. So look. Well, how dare she? Yeah.

I'll hear some dude giving her more than single-digit minutes. and everything switching. Like, they're all in a relationship together. Wait, the dudes are in a relationship as well? All in a relationship. Nah, nah, nah. I don't even look.

But they're not, but one of them, so look, one of them is bisexual. Hold on. What if some other dude starts fucking your girl in front of you and she's making more noise? Son, I would fucking lose my mind. Sometimes I fuck my girl

and she won't make as much noise as the last time. I'd be like, did I shrink? Like, what is happening over here? Yo, that'd be crazy. No, you guys have to. to watch the show at least one episode. One episode.

Because look, it's two different. It's two different couples, like, in that episode. So another one is, like, basically, like, one guy and two girls. That's fire. There we go. But, wait, so look. So look. Not that gay shit you were talking about.

The fuck is that. These two dudes making out sucking charge decks. No. Oh, you didn't talking about that. I got Corona. It's my last pod. Like, hold it gay me, huh? Come on.

One of the girls in that group, whatever, she met some other guy and guy with shit with him, and they got jealous. This is like all this crazy stuff. These people need God. Real talk. They got no boundaries, bro. You're not supposed to just eat candy all the fucking time.

You got to have some neutral. They have sex literally like all day. Who got that much energy? Yeah, exactly. What do they do? What is it? This is what motherfuckers are doing with the stimulus? Sign.

One of them is actually a trainer for a boxer actually, and I forgot his name. He's a black trainer. We're not doing that. We're not doing that. Cut that polygamy shit out. I don't think that that's right. Would you allow your girl to be with another dude? Your goddamn mind.

Would you be with another girl? Mary? You're out of your fucking mind more. Hold on. I'm married two girls? No, no, no, no. I'll kill myself. No, straight up.

We really got to look back into like Islam and like why they even allowed that. It's like communism is good in theory. But the shit don't work in real life. And that's the thing like Americans, we're out here judging Muslims, right, like they have multiple wives and we're like, how could you? That's so disrespectful. And Muslims are looking at us like, have you tried this shit? I'm the one getting disrespected out here.

Are you fucking crazy? No, it is. Imagine having seven wives, bro. Oh, God. Seven wives. It's because the lifespan used to be so short. Of the wives? Nah, your lifespan in general.

So when you like 16 to 25, you like, I can give me seven. Yeah. I could do seven. I could do seven years. Right when the honeymoon phase ends, you go out. You out of here. Take me. Yo, that's it.

You think you got to pray five times a day just to get a break? Because you know, you pray separate, right? They're like, I got to do something. What are you doing? That's what I add. All right. That's going to add all the extra steps. No, I got to wash my feet first.

It's a whole thing. He's just stretching it out. I got to go to the furnace store by a rug. Just get me. hour. I'll be back. Don't worry about it. The fuck out, bro. You got a compass? I need to figure out which way East is. Go find a compass if you can. Do me a favor. I got to pray.

So, prayed is just the bathroom for non-Muslims. Yeah, but it's a much better excuse. Bro, that's, we really got to think about this polygamy shit, man. Also, the Utah ones. What do they get? Mormons? Mormons. Some of the... Utah ones. I just call Utah Muses.

Don't tell them that. Salt Lake Muses. That's what they call. though. No, but for real. They, Salteen Muslims. See?

That might be the title for this one. Fuck, man. What? It might be the title for this. Asalam as Sal al-A-Qum. Yeah. That's what they do it. Asalam and Sal-Lakum, though.

That's fire. I was all right. I was going to fire. You know what I'm saying? What's up, though? Dying right now. I'm really dying, though. Dying.

What the fuck. You know, man, that's fucked up. This might be the last pod, yo. Yeah. We had a good run. Hey, man, we did have a good run. Son, how you get quarantine? I mean, Corona, at the end of the shit.

Like, you just record it early so then you can have fun all these past months. Nah, you were right. It's like getting killed at the end of the war. Yeah. Like, right at the end? Like, shit opening up now. Now you got a quarantine. Fuck, bruh.

You think I really got it? No. I can still taste. I can still smell. For now. You. think that with the size of my nose, I'll ever not be able to this.

All these people in the hospital with crowed, I'm just like, I don't know what y'all talking about. Smells like hospital with me. Motherfucking is smelling next week. Yo, smelling next week is funny, bro. Anyway.

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Let's get back to the show. What else we got, Taylor? We got what about shit we're not going to care about next week? Okay. Will you not caring about next week? Say what? Trump cutting funds for the schools in the fall. How do you want to send kids back to school and cut the funds from the school?

Also, let's talk about that. Do you guys think this is shit we're not going to care about next week, or we probably will. Do you guys think we should send kids to school? No, not yet. Really? Mark does. Really? Mark, what you think?

I mean, I see it both ways. Like, some single parents need the support, but also. He would say it both ways. Petri dish. Like, you got all these kids getting sick, spreading it's back to the parents. There's no masks. There's no masks. Kids don't get sick from it.

Typically, they're fine, but they can still carry it from what we, from what I understand. So you could get. everybody you know sick, you're a kid, you're fine. Yo, son, you know what's... You know how crazy this sounds? It's important to talk about. If that like Gilein Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein's sex ring was still going on now, the kids would have just killed them all with Corona.

That's a valid-ass point, yo. Think about that. That's why they ended it now. Because they knew. Fucking funny timing. Oh my God. The second they couldn't be around kids anymore because of Corona, they were like, oh, we need to arrest Epstein.

We need to arrest Maxwell. And that's like a little distraction for everybody. Stay woke, bro. We're doing good work over here. Oh, shit. Stay woke. You saw that? Third eye.

Back to school. I'm kind of like send them back, but I understand the issue with it. You don't want it to spread. And it seems like it's continuing it to spread in America. I don't know how everybody in Europe got that shit down. How the fuck did everybody. Masks and distance. America got, it became political.

And the second it became political, everybody on the right was like, now the left wants us to wear a fucking mask. Trump says don't. I'm with Trump. Fuck that. And now Trump even said, I never said, don't wear a mask,

wear a mask, but they're too dug in. Here he is. So that's really all it is. Yeah, Europe took it serious. The main things are six feet apart and wear a mask. And you can still get it,

but like it cuts the chances down dramatic. Those are two most important things. Fuck. I should have worn a mask. Bro. I knew you were going to get Corona. What's wrong with you? I think I got sick literally a minute ago.

You got Corona straight up. That's what happened. When we were going upstairs, remember we went upstairs from off the dog? Literally on the way upstairs, I was like, ooh. You probably smelled from Corona from fucking Long Island. You just, I think I caught that shit. Wait a minute. This is actually serious.

Do I need more than six feet? Wait a minute, guys. Wait a minute. I've been keeping six feet this whole time, but I didn't know that I got the piece. You do got a piece. I got the piece. Yo, you got a joint. I got the fucking.

Joint. Yep. Do you know what I mean? You got to wear two masks. I just need the wine corks. When you were young, did you ever wear two condoms? Say what? Did you ever put on two condoms?

Yeah, I did. Yes. I put one on my balls. I think all guys make fun. Wait, how do you do? No, no. Why did you talk? We were too.

I was out there with me. I was like, no. No, no. I put on two. But go on. Go on. No, it was just that. Because I was saying you should put on two masks.

Why? Why are doing that? Well, some of these girls are skeezers. They know you were putting on two? Say what? That's wild disrespectful if they knew you were putting on too. Hey, man, it is what you did. Are y'all even feeling anything with two? We're not feeling anything with one.

Yeah. Also, you're young. Pussy feels so good when you're young. Remember those days? No, but pussy feels amazing when you're young. You just stick and dig in and you're about to bust. So then you throw two columns on now you feel less. fuck for longer to satisfy you.

Boom. That's what we sacrifice always. What kind of condoms size? What kind of condom size? That's a good question. You might be going to HR, son. Yeah, she's asking crazy questions. Crazy questions, son.

Chris Monroe. Chris Moro, I'm being harassed by a black woman. Because saying kind of they didn't break. Say what? They wouldn't. You know, I was smacking. I was smashing through condoms when I was younger, yo. I'm not going to lie.

I think my dick got. less sharp. I think I had a sharp dick back in the day, bro. I think I did. I had a sharp dick because I was smashing through condoms back in the day. I was smashing through rubbers, yo. I was smashing right through them. There would just be a big, like that big a hole.

That's it. That's it. Have you ever used something besides condoms, like a plastic bag? What? What kind of fucking question is that? Where'd you grow up? Philly. That's the most philly shit I ever heard, you know?

Do you use the wrapping paper for them sandwiches? Not me. Not me. Nothing to do with me. You just go to the Wawa on Roosevelt Boulevard, buy some shit so you got condoms? I just need gum. I don't need the condo. Just give me the 25 cent gum, please.

Some practice safe sex here. No, the dumbest shit I did is when I was about to come, I'd squeeze the tip of my dicks and no cum came out. Like I would bust, but it wouldn't come out. It would just go back where it came. came from. Literally, my dick would be like, go back to your country. And you're like, all right.

But if it's out already, why? It didn't come out and never came out. It just went back. It just fell back in. I busted. I was like, and I held it. And then it just kind of bubbled up at the middle. It looked like a snake just swallowed a deer.

Right? And then it just, I guess, went back to the balls. I don't know where it went. It's like putting a cap on the oil, Derek. Exactly. An oral, what? That's a Texas shit right down. I thought it's an oil dyke. No, no, no. What?

A dyke. No, oil Derek. That's a little tower shit. That's a dyke, bruh. What are you talking about, yo? An oil dyke. What do you think a dyke is? An oil dyke.

What do you think a dyke is? I think it's a dyke. Can you look up a dyke definition? The definition of the dyke. Spell it. L-E-A-E-A-E. S-B-I-A-S. No, no.

Great idiots, y'all. We're not flaking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to just keep pretending you don't know. You're saying dyke-l. I'm forgetting when I'm around you, rascals. Wait a minute. No, but what was it, though?

You're talking about cutting funding to schools. Somehow we got... How we got here? Taylor, just sexy questions. bro, all you do is ask these sexy-ass questions. I'm just trying to burp in my dick. You know, sometimes you burp, but you don't let up, you don't let the bell shout out. That's what it is.

You just got to come with your mouth closed or your dick clothes. Wait, sometimes you do that. I'll just bust it off once. Regularly. And okay, irregularly. No, I just busted that shit off once. And then I'd be nice and I could go for a while. But you've done that.

Mad times. Also, I had another technique. It was a breathing technique that I would utilize. This is when I was fucking a girl in high school I used the bus mad quick So I had to find a way to go a little longer Now I had to find a way a little go a little longer So what I was doing is this

Right when I was about the bus I'd pull out and no bullshit in front of her She's just sitting there panting She's And I would just start going like this I would just start going I go I go

Are you fucking hair? No no I stopped fucking her And if I did that enough The cum would come back down it wouldn't shoot out my dick and then I could go for a long ass time after that. What did she say while you were doing that?

I don't know. She just waited. She's just recovering? Yeah, I think she was just sweating, bro, probably profusely. You know what I mean? If I threw her in that dog, bro? That's where she got to panting.

That's when she got to pinning that treat. But that's how I was green and bed. I was just like, Honestly, I used to think that you're supposed to fuck really fast. No. Girls don't like that? No. And I'm not talking about duration.

I'm talking about speed of fuck. Speed of stroke. Speed of stroke. Because my speed of stroke game was nice. You ever put them in the holster? You ever go, what is that? I know if you're talking about it. You put them into underhooks?

And you would. She's looking at you. Like she's the microphone, right? She's looking at me. She's on top. Then you put her into underhooks. Oh, yeah. And then you just go rapid fire

You know that right there Guarantee to make one of us come Toplin'ee. You can't spell out your laugh, Alex. You can't spell out your laugh. Yo, shout out right now. How you spelled it? He's like he's little ha ha ha ha ha ha.

So it's H-A-H-A-H-A. That's how you would spell it? Yeah. Shit. What? Now he's going to be embarrassed to laugh. Why do you do that to him? Yeah, let's know it.

Just one long, man. You have switched your life. You know, I'll switch it off. You know, how do different cultures laugh? How you spell out different cultures laughs? I feel like he-he is Asian shit. Yo, so that's H-E, H-E, H-E, H-E, H-E, H-E, an Indians side of y'all laugh.

I don't know, yeah. Come on, man. They don't laugh, man. Yeah. Yeah, what do y'all do with her? I feel like I feel like I love. laugh more than most Indians. They just judge.

You know what I mean? They're scolding and judging. All right. What about blacks? How do the blacks laugh? They mean moving shit around. It's a lot of physicality. We run away when we laugh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I picked that up from black people. Yeah. I get very mobile when something is really funny. I'm abusive. I feel like it's too funny for me to still be here. I got to be over there. Yeah, I can't handle it.

I can't handle how funny it is in this moment. Yeah. Right here I'm a spontaneously combust. Yeah. I'd be abusive from my black friends. start hitting whoever's next to me, shoving them and shit. Ha ha ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I hate people like that.

I almost thought you were going to say I was like, whoa, Taylor. I don't like when people touch me when they're laughing. You don't like that? It's a great way to bond. It's a bonding experience. Like, don't like keep, like, I'm laughing too. I'm here with you. You don't have to keep tapping me to laugh.

Wow, that sounds so white, Taylor. You went to a white school. Yeah. You went to a white school, yo. No. I mean, I did. But I'm saying like that wasn't from. I'm a white person, though.

What's my black person? Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. So witty. That's not like a rich white person. Why people laugh? The deepest place in their belly.

Where is it? Oh, that's true. They got the deep in the belly. That's a good white laugh. Yeah. Yeah, right. Go laugh or laugh. Why are you putting it in that?

Mark the white is one here, you know. You know, Mark's out white? You know, Mark's out white. What are you? He's from France. Yeah, I'm France. That's just gay white. I don't know what we're acting like it's not.

Yo, are white people French? Some. That was a good answer. I thought I was going to trick you with that one. I thought I was going to trick your ass in that one because you got around it. You got right around it, tricky ass. Okay. Anyway.

So I think the point is let the kids stay home. Right. I think that's the point, right? You can't have these kids at school. You know what? You know where you convinced me when we talk about fucking with two condoms? That's when I was like, yep, kids just stay home. The kids got to stay home.

Yeah, nothing good comes from school. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? To use plastic bags. I don't use plastic bags. You did say that. I didn't even say it. You said you use a body glove rash guard.

What? You said you were on the beach with a guy and he was boogie boarding and he didn't have a rubber and you're like, use that body glove rash guard. That's the whitest record. I don't know. I don't know what that is. You don't know what you're talking about. I only know body glove is a brand. He said that.

Mark's the only guy who laughed at him. Mark got me. Put your dick in his sleeve, tied at the end. It's all good. All right. What do we got next, yo? You don't want to talk about young thug versus push a teeth?

What, Mark? Say it, Mark. I just want to, when you pinch your dick and you come into it and then it goes back in your balls, is that sending the kids back home, too? Exactly Exactly bro But if you let them out

And you just held in your hand That'd be putting the kids in the cages You can't do that That's wrong right Yeah Yes All right just making sure That's why he doesn't do it

I don't do that shit You know what Kanye wants to do With those kids in the cages What? You didn't hear it? What I haven't figured out the lie Yeah

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Seriously, next though. Young Thug versus Push a T. Can you break this down for us? Goddess of the Internet. She's a goddess. I like that. I like that moniker. That's a great moniker.

You got to add that to your bio. Yeah, you got to add that to your bio. Yo. All right. Go. So, Push a T. did what? They, so an unreleased song from Pach Smoke's album came out, and it was Young Thug, got and then Pusha Tee.

Pusha T says some things about Drake. Oh, what do you say? So I don't, I really don't understand the reference, but I'll read it to you. So it says, those empty threats only sound good on your records at the peak. You got here on the song. We got to play the clip. I don't know how they say. Just say it.

The toe is not fine. Followed by a blue. You should read it. You know what? Let me show you. Y'all, I can spend bars out here. Ready? Where?

Um, uh, uh, Yeah, how y'all want it, though? I wanted fire. I want that fire, yo. Do you want that shaker spirit? No, no, no, no. I want that fire. You want that heat?

All right, boom. All right. Drizzy, Drake. Uh, October, Scorpion season. Yeah. Um, uh, those empty threats. Only sound good on your record. Record.

If the patois not followed by a blocker. It's like Mark, oh no, this is Pusha T. Yes. So why don't know. Don't wait till. You keep going.

Oh, shit. So fucking confused. Oh, because I thought it was Drake. Yeah, okay. So I was talking about Drake. In Drake's native tongue, Jamaican accent. Okay, no.

No, this is Pusha T. You're better at Pusha T. You want to read it? I'm going to just read it. All right. I'll read it then. Those empty threats only sound good on your records. If the patois is now followed by Blocka,

it's like March for Death's screw face without the champa. Let them rush the stage when you made like Sinatra, only to find the blade flying back through LaGuardia. I might even buy a home out in Mississauga. On my walls, half-scrawls of Shabalabalas. Many doors that are sprawled. They my ill nonas. Make a call.

She gonna crawl. Bad Gyal Patra. I'm involved, then absolved. I'm godfather. Hush. Whoa. That's insulting. Son, do you know what that meant, Mark?

He gave that motherfucker the business. Did he? Can you all explain what it meant? Because it was so hard to read, I didn't take any of it in. I didn't understand a goddamn word. I still don't really understand. Something about Patoa. Not followed by Blaka.

I think I got that. But the last thing is like, is he the godfather of his son? Is that what he's saying? No. No. Godfather is somebody names you Godfather. You can't just declare I'm God. It's not like me and the father where it's like I nutted in your girl. That's my kid.

Huh? No, what's going on? Godfather is. I don't get it. My college roommate made me the Godfather of his daughter. Did you consent to that? Yeah. And what is the responsibility of that?

If something happens to them, I take care of this girl. But that's like you just say that. No, it's not in paper. Seriously. It's not on paper. No, it's a verbal agreement. It's a verbal agreement. It's a verbal agreement.

It's a contractually binding. With someone who's now no longer around, so that agreement is no proof. I mean, how many godfathers really took on that role? Can we ask that? That's a good question. Right? Like, I'm someone's godfather. I didn't know who's that serious.

It's that serious, yo. For real? Is that serious? I got mom to like five kids. You ain't ready for that. You know what you signed up for a, bro? ready for that. Come on, y'all. Are you sure you want that responsibility? Actually, wait. Do you get them, kids, presents?

I really like, I did. I, like, really see them. Like, those are, like, my best friend has, like, that's my best friend's children. Your best friend got a kid? Yes. Your best friend got nutted in? Haven't we all? Come on, buddy, be fair in your line of question. You've been nutted in before? All the time. Bro, Drew's been none of this. Son, what is Thursday? I'm notherty myself.

Yeah. No, but for real, do you think it's foul of the guy who put out the album to not disclose the verse to the other rappers that are on the album? Well, he doesn't push his album, right? He was a feature. Yeah, he was a feature. Right, but like, if you know, for example, like, let's say me and you are rapping, right? Obviously. And we go on.

Young Thugs' responses No, I saw Young Thug's response. Yeah. Young Thug was like, yo, y'all rapper is gay. He basically said that. Yeah, which is hilarious. Yeah, I love the dude.

So, but imagine me and you are rappers, right? And we go on Al's album. Yeah. Right? We don't know each other. And I got beef with another rapper that's your friend. And I trashed that rapper on the same out, on the same song you're on.

You might be kind of tight because it almost looks like you're co-signing the fuck I'm saying. Yeah. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So should? is this a little fucked up y'all think?

Didn't push, respond though, by saying like, you're on this song because I wanted you on it. Yeah, exactly. That's what he said. So, he goes, don't feel bad. Nobody knew that, knew what the verse was about. The label heads that stopped it didn't even know.

We still don't know. They only assumed because he told them the same way he told about the Ross made back six verse. I guess he's talking about Drake, probably. Yeah. And if he'll tell record executives about rap versus God only knows what else he'll tell. I don't doing police work, police rappers, or police niggas.

He's obsessed to Drake to me. Oh. Push a Tee, because it's right now. That's his claim of fame. Exactly. That's his claim of the fame. He's not a one-hit wonder. He's got a lot of songs.

But right now, that's the thing that he gets to play for attention. He can push that button. I'm a push fan. I don't like Drake. So I'm obviously biased. Nah, I just, I don't like him as like a. He hates white rappers. Yeah.

He's not white. He is white. He is half white. I hate half of him. You hate half of him. Yeah, like strongly. No, I understand Drake is great. I just find him a little corny and I just don't like him.

Whatever. But I understand he's one of the all-time greats. I get it. But what I was going to say is didn't Drake dance on Meek Mills fucking grave for an entire year back to back? And then he just kept celebrating. You're at OVO. You're playing all this shit bringing Will Smith on stage.

He brought Will Smith on stage. He brought Will Smith on stage at OVO as he's destroying Meek and it's over. And I think. I think meek might already. It wasn't over yet. That just started. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. He dropped the first song. Then he dropped back to back. The shit is over. Yeah. And then OVO was like the next month or so. We're like. And I'm pretty sure Drake kept bringing it up. And Drake brings up push a tea. He brought him up on an interview. Fucking five, six months ago, two, three months ago, whatever it was.

Recently he brought him up on an interview. But we don't also know how when that interview was like. Probably not a year and a half ago. They probably didn't sit on it for that long. Especially because it was title and God knows they need content. Yeah. So you're basically saying Drake did all this shit to Meek so he can't really be upset. And Drake still talks about pushing. He's clearly bothered by it. As a guy who hates Drake, I understand this was his first L ever.

The guy had just been winning all the way through from DeGrasi on up. So this is his first L and it bothers him. It sticks with him. He still brings it up. He still makes it personal. Went on the shop and talked about it. It had been over. That's the only reason push went on Joe Button.

Probably not the only reason. It's probably whatever. but like, that's a great point. Bush went on Joe Budden and talked about because Drake went on the chop and was like,

he's talking about wishing death upon my bubba, but to play devil's advocate and especially producers and all that stuff. White devil's advocate. What?

They're going to probably bring that up anyway though. Who? The producers of the show and whoever's asking the question, that's what breakfasts up is. That's all they talked about.

He could say no comment. Yeah. And if LeBron is your homie, you could easily say, easily say cut it out there. Hey, LeBron, let's not talk about this. And if you're going on, I think it was a title thing. I'm a subscriber.

There's never any content for me, so I don't know. But like, I think you could easily be like, yo, I'm Drake. But he's paying every month. He can knock it, bro. Yeah, I'm about to cancel. But I'm Drake. You're not going to tell me what the fuck we have to talk about. Yeah, man, I was trying to support artists.

Support black. Let's go. I'm about the movement, yo. Let's go. You know what I mean? So my take on this, I don't think Pushit did anything wrong. You can talk about whoever you want to talk about on a record. I think young thugs being a little extra. Like, he don't need to get his permission.

He just wants to fuck Drake too. Like, my thing is like, hey, if he had a problem or he thought Drake might have a problem, you can just go speak to Drake, be like, yo, hey, I ain't no push was going to do. That's my bat. And that's it. Yeah, but do you understand like, and again, publicly call him out? That's the thing. Like, I don't know the etiquette, right? Like, I don't know the rap etiquette. Like, are you familiar with the verses of on the song before you go in there. Sometimes, sometimes not. It depends when you got the song. So it's like songs get sent around and nobody like makes music in the same studios nowadays. Right. Of course. Like you record your shit and then you send it. But I would want to know what the other people are saying because I wouldn't

want a rhyme to be similar or I wouldn't want like a verse to be sent over. Like if we're both saying you know, Hennessy and Enemy or whatever like that, you don't want to have two to same rap. I can understand Young Thugs. Right. I can also understand push me like I don't give a fuck would you think. Like you're not a part of this. And again, I think I know I'm by but I'm honestly, I think I would give the same energy both ways. If Drake can keep talking about it, if so many songs on his album he put out after the disc, talked about it subliminally,

and they've been sending subliminals back and forth for years. This is just a continuation. This ain't like, push drop to his fucking song that's strictly about it and says very bluntly what it's about. Drake going to be mad at somebody for subs? Subs? And then also, you're the king of the sub. Do you all remember any lines from his, push's song?

Yeah, you are hiding a giant. That's the only line, right? That was a pretty strong line. I mean, that's a strong line. No, he says that's the 402. Of this millennium. Yeah. He says something about 42.

Huh? About his producer. He said something about... Oh, because 40 got... He's a sickness or something. He got the shakes or something. Tick, tick. What does he have?

MS. MS. Yeah, yeah. Multiple sclerosis. Yeah, yeah. That's a difficult word to say at the second one. Not multiple. Maybe that gives you the...

Sclerosis. Maybe that's what gives you the disease. is just saying it too much. Your body just gives up. My shoulders went up right there when I just said that. Sclerosis. Sclerosis. Multiple.

You don't just got one. Sclerosis. The M split different when baby divides the pie. That was another hot line because that made me question, is Drake as rich as I think he is? But multiple sclerosis? Should it be sclerosi? It should be sclerosis.

What if you just called a sclerosi? Yo, you got sclerosi. I'm so good. If you got multiple sclerosis. Think about it. It's MSNs for multiple sclerosis. That means you got more than one sclerosis. Technically, you have sclerosis.

And you don't even need to say multiple at that point. It's implied. You just got scleroside. Eat this. You got pink eye. You got sclerosis. You got tie-dye. You got tie-dye.

Do you know what I'm saying? Come on. Sclerosy. Scleroside. Let's simplify these things out here. First of all, why are you bragging about your sclerosis? We get it. You got multiple. You know what I'm saying?

You got rubbing in. You got rubbing in? Like, I get it. We got multiple YouTube plaques. No big deal. Like, whatever, you know what I mean? You know, like, whatever. But it's like, I'm just saying it's plaques on plaques on plaques.

Like, obviously if you're watching on YouTube, you see it. Like, Al, show on the broom. So we got plaque eye. We got plaque eye. But that isn't... That is an important. I wonder if we talk to people who have MS. If we should get their opinion on it.

You have sclerosai. Let's get Drake's producer on here. But that's also the one reason why Pusha T says something about Drake too, because... Because why? He knew that this song's probably going to be... It might be a big song. Yeah, he wants the drama. Just like August Alcina didn't say anything about Jada Smith.

Jada Pinkett Winfrey, what is her name? Jada Pinkett Smith. What is her name? Pinkett Smith. Jada Pinkett Smith until he had his album dropping. I think Will Smith told him to say it. Whoa. What weekend did it drop on? July 4th weekend.

Who is Will Smith? Mr. 4th of July? I think it was like, yo, I got no movies coming out. I understand the new landscape of news making. Let's make some news. Holy shit, son. August, let's make some July news. Holy shit.

How did Will Smith not have a movie? movie drop on July 4th, bro? He had one, yo. It's this. This is the movie. He's doing an action, an action slave movie. Yo, also this-

Action slave movie? Something like that, yeah. Come on, bro. I don't want to talk about that. That's just uncomfortable. The problem of slavery was too much action. Last action would be good. Why have you get a passive slave movie?

Yeah. They're chilling, drinking lemonade. Okay. Also, lemonade. What a weird beverage. Like, what's going on? How to fuck someone? Call it off.

How the fuck someone bit into a lemon? They were like, no, we got to juice this. That's all they got. That's where the saying comes from. All they had was lemons. They said, we got to make this taste like something. Mad sugar. Where the fuck is?

Kool-Aid is a weird drink. Yo, but we're going to get to Kool-Aid. I think I got that shit just now. You know my way. Oh, my God. It's traveling. Yeah, how. Yo, in all seriousness.

Yeah, no, I'm going to get it for sure. If there's lemons, there's oranges. No, there's not. They got to be. It's the same citrus. It's citrus, bro. What if you only got one tree? Who got one tree?

Maybe the other one mad squirrels got to the oranges. What are you talking about? We're talking about. We got it. Lemonade. No, what the fuck? Lemonade. How did that even come about?

Lemonade. Like, what person bit into a lemon there? Like, wow, this would be a cool. freshen drink on a hot day. Nobody is sour as fuck. Pineapples the one that blows my mind. Son, pineapple. Who crack that code? Like, yo, I bet inside of this is some delicious shit. That's what I think about crab legs. That's like eating a porcupine. That's like eating a porcupine. Crab legs. Also, crab legs? I love crap. That's a little suss. Like, that's a little a little a yo. Really? Why's that? People eat the actual crab too. Don't do that.

No, but like, you've seen the dude with the double crab legs and he takes the shell off and it's just too red and white dicks just swinging and he just stuffs them in his mouth sucks on it all the juices that's a little bit that's Asian glizzy that's Asian glizzy right that is bro I'm just saying it's on the internet for you to see but what were we talking about? Oh the slave movie this is a very interesting thing about Will Smith will Smith and this shows you where he is in terms of like the acting priority list in terms of leading men right now. Will Smith used to be a thing in his films that he did not play black characters. He played just a character.

His character wasn't defined by his race. Right? And that's why if you look at Will Smith movies, you can't really find one where it's the story of him being a black guy. It's just this black guy who's going to give away his eyes, his fucking pancreas and all these other things, right? Or Independence Day, he's a pilot. Do you know what I'm saying?

Like, pursuit of happiness, maybe a little. But I don't think that was as much black guy, right? I think that was more just like... You should think that because he was poor. You know, son. Son, I'm not the fuck gag now. Come on, say, yo. Son, bro.

You can't hear. Come on, son. He's like, this is where I should contribute. Damn, son. Damn, son. How are you going to waste of my lives? breaths with this. Yo, blow got to be a little bit

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I need that corlequin. You know what's arrogant? Charlotte Quinn. Arnold Palmer. What? We're talking about lemonade. This guy just mixes two things together and has a whole drink name after him. Son, that's what drinks are.

What's the Shirley Temple? No, but like you mix strawberry with lemonade, strawberry lemonade. This guy mixed a lemonade and iced tea, and now it's named after his name. Yeah, he's the first person to do it. It's like when you find a comet, your first person to see in the sky, then you name the comet after you. You're Haley, yo. Haley. What?

Yeah, you see a comet in the sky and you're the first person to see the comment. You get to name it. And then that's your fucking comet. You can name stars as yourself. You remember that from Armageddon when he says he wants to name the comet, Rebecca. And there's like, why? You guys actually believe that? Son, the motherfucker says in the movie, he's like, I want to name it after my wife

because she's a blood-sucking bitch. Destroys everything in her past. That shit kill me, bro. It was fire. I didn't see it. It was fire. I think those are all, like, a bullshit infomercial. How Haley's comic get his name?

Yep. No, but I'm talking about the ones where, like, they let normal people just, oh, you could buy a star name into some shit like that. And they give you a little plaque and stuff like that. Oh, yeah, that's not true. Or like you buy your girl a piece of the moon, that was one of the best hustles. Yeah. Oh, I never said that.

Yeah, you can buy a little plot on the moon for your girl. Word? Yeah. Specifically. Son, that's how much white people love conquering land. That's where they want to send her. We're not even there yet. Like, yeah, we'll buy that shit up real quick, please?

Oh, please believe that we would buy pieces of the moon. You don't think we would buy a piece of the moon, bro? That's why America planted his flag on that motherfucker. No, so we can finally jump as high as y'all. That's why we want to go to the moon. Come on. Oh, man. Pursuit it happened.

I'm going to say like, what? It's an autobiographical film. He said this guy. This guy is crazy. He saving himself about Chris Gardner. Yeah, okay. Oh my God. Who actually this thing happened to.

It's a true story about Chris Gardner. He's a black man, okay? Yeah, but he didn't. But it wasn't about his struggle selling bone density scanners. Exactly. Exactly. That's exactly what it is about. Good for you for remembering bone-distance. I remember him trying to set on bone-density scanners.

You know how difficult that shit would be? Stupid-ass product is that? Yeah. I don't know how dense my bones are. Do you? No. I know how dense one of them is. Oh, my God.

Definitely not as dense as the ones you know about. Apparently, crazy ass. Sailing out here is size shaming all of us, bro. Yeah. Speak me so. That's big dick energy right there. Yeah, of course your dick satisfies him. White girls, Alex.

He's like, I was going to say. Oh, I got you, girl. Speak on it, Taylor. I got you, girl. Speak on it, Taylor, gang. I'm just saying, what? Half and half. If it was like,

dang. And I'm like, have, you just be like. Yeah, did you just have a stroke? What happened? Because. We got to. We got. What?

What the. I'm sorry. That's the effect I have on it. I was thinking like, well, you're half Puerto Rican and black, so you're not going to get the full. Oh, Puerto Rican's got little feet. Oh, shit. They got the smallest feet of any human beings. That's a fact.

That's a fact. That's a geographical fact. Smallest feet of any human being. There's no Puerto Rican got oversized nine and a half. No. Puerto Rican robbed my girlfriend's Jordan. Just put them shits on. A lot of space in them jams.

That's true, bro. Puerto Rican smallest feet. Nah. Yes. Back in Puerto Rican. That just means I got a big dick and I eat pussy. Wait a minute. He sold that.

He thought that through before. Wait a minute. That seems too good. That seems too good. You were too quick with that. That means you have a big dick and you eat pussy? Yeah. Whoa, dude.

That's a lot of responsibility. Yeah. You're out here eating pussy and you got a big dick Wait, time out. Time out. Why are you making it feel like that's why responsibility? I mean, if you got a big dick, why are you eating pussy? I thought eating pussies for people with small dick so the girl don't know how small the dick is.

Although that's what pussy was invented. Ain't nobody doing that for recreational activity. That's true. What? That's true. If you got a big dick, why are you eating pussy? You just put the big dick in there and then she's satisfied. No.

What do you mean no? You got to lick it for you stick it. You got to lick it before you stick it? That doesn't make any goddamn sense. I only know that because of the booty call, the convenience store workers. And I don't even think they were Indian, but that was close enough at the time. I was like, they're trying to be Indian, so I'll take it. Remember that?

Remember that? I didn't look at you at all. That's funny. But not for real, though. How are you going to lick your own dick before you stick to me? What? If I can reach it, I'm not going to fuck her. Wait.

Wait Hey, babe, you want to come over? I'm a old busy right now. Yeah, let me get ready. If you can reach it, why is she even there? Yo, he got a good point. Wait, you said what? He goes, if he could lick his own dick,

why is she even need the girl? I mean, if you want to lick your own dick, I mean, that's great for you. You don't think girls would lick their own cliques if they could. Like a cat You can say it out of like a cat You don't think if girls could do that If they could take a big old lick of their click

I think they would try it They would try it Everybody would try it Yeah Right why are you acting like we won't try So y'all tired to listen to your voice No one is killing me It's bad bro

Yeah it's bad yo You think I got that Rona You got that Rona Shit Shit guys Y'all don't seem as concerned as you should I'm concerned, gravely. Are you?

Gravely. Oh, shout to Charlotte. Exactly. Oh, congratulations. Holy shit, I thought I wanted to bring it up in the first thing. In a bit of, yo, if y'all haven't heard the news, Charlemagne the God has a weekly talk show on Comedy Central. The execs finally whized up.

That's what he almost got fired. We fired the execs. Yo, you're welcome, Charlemagne. Yo, so that they could bring in, you know who they brought in? Who? Chris McCarthy from MTV 2. Get the fuck. Oh, that guy knows his shit.

That guy knows his shit. Chris McCart. He was the head of MTV 2 when we were all there and we built that network together into a real fucking network. And then MTV swallowed it and ruined it like they did everything. Of course, MTV fucked it up as they do. But MTV 2 was absolutely killer. There's some great execs there that understood some shit

and they really fucking killed it, man. And we've said this, I don't know on air, the talent they had at MTV 2 crazy. Charlemagne, Duval, you, Gabris, me, Pete Davidson. Like, it was a fucking Defeanor. Nicole Byer, Carl Akelyneau. Like, yeah, man, it was a lot of great shit. So anyway, so Charlotte is going to be part of, I guess, the rebrand of what Comedy Central is.

It's the first time they're going to get black people to watch their show. Yo, that's facts. And maybe they're starting to realize that you can't just put someone with black skin on the TV and expect black people to watch. Like, black people will watch the things that reflect them culturally. And I think that Charlotte May God has proved, you know, throughout his fucking career that this guy has his finger on a pulse. Yeah. You know, so I'm so excited for him. I think it's great.

I know that he's always wanted a late night show. And, you know, there was different things who were going to happen that didn't happen for whatever fucking reason. But it's awesome to see him do it. And it's great. I'm so stoked for you, Charlene. Any way possible that I can help.

I will. We are here for you in whatever you need. And I think you're going to do great, man. You know what I think comedy centers used to try to do? They would try to get, they would look at a show and be like, well, they get black people, but also a lot of white people. Yeah. Like a show about being kind of hood,

but not really for the not black people. Right. Just make a show with a black guy that black people are, or people are entertained by, and it would be good. Yeah, I think that, I think that they've been trying to find black people that white people like. Yeah. And I think that it's kind of backfired in some ways. Right.

Everywhere. Because, like, I think in their mind, they had Chappelle show, and they were like, oh, here's a black people, here's a black guy that white people like. If we just get black people like, then all of a sudden show will be huge. And I think they also had some success with Key and Peel. Right? But here's the thing. Those people, Chappelle and Key and Peel are not successful because they're black people,

white people like they're successful because they're fucking brilliant. Exactly. So that's what happens when you have these fucking cornball white execs who are all fired now. Oopsie. Sorry. But who really truly don't understand anything besides the world that they're in. Yeah. And they can't fathom that people might have more nuanced tastes.

Yeah. And people might be brilliant outside of their like physical identity. Yeah. And, yeah, they got lucky with those two guys. And now they made a brilliant decision, which is tapping into the culture of Charlemagne. I really can't wait for it. And Charlemagne is brilliant.

We know what it is. Come on now. Come on now. That's the goat right there. Yeah. So, that being said, he'll never be on his podcast anymore. Yeah, they're used to me. I'm playing.

I'm playing. I'm playing. He said he'd be back next week. He's still in South Carolina, doing whatever the fuck they do. So, but yeah, let's do some ask an idiot. And then get out of here. Okay. Hold on.

For right now, do you want to do ads? No, we'll do ads afterwards. Oh, fuck. I was supposed to take a call. You good. Yeah, but go. Ready? Let's do it.

This is from just underscore me, underscore IG. If you never made money from your likeness, should you be able to sue for your likeness? Oh, that's a good question. You never made money from your likeness. Should be able to sue for your likeness. Yes. I think so. I think so. You make the choice not to make money off of it, but you have the right to your body and your identity.

Yeah, just because I didn't profit off me, doesn't mean you can profit off me without giving something to me. That's 100%. You know another weird thing that likes all, like, if someone take, if an artist takes a picture of you, they have the rights to that picture. Like you have to purchase, technically purchase that picture off of them if you want to use it on your socials or use it for different things. I don't agree with that. Yeah. I own me. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Like, this is all me. So if you press your little fucking button and get a picture of me, that's still mine. Yeah. But it's a weird, what? No. But like, the picture isn't you. The pictures of me. Right.

So it's like I can't own that thing that I am. I think we agree to a price beforehand that I pay you for your service. And then after that, I own the picture. It's like any other photographer to me. If I pay you to take... Oh, it's different, though. You're just saying if just a random person... If a paparotian...

takes a picture of me. That shit, you do not get to make money off that. Well, regardless of you get to make money or not, I think I should be able to post whatever pictures of me I want. Now, can some random person profit off of that picture? Now, maybe you got to talk to the photographer about it. But since it's of me, I should be able to use that whenever I want. It's my body. You know. Sorry. Now, what if someone makes a paintout of you? A little bit different. Why? Because, um, I understand the argument you're making. that, hmm. See, it's both technically art.

I know it's both technically art. And I guess I just have less respect for just like taking the picture because I feel like the camera is doing all the work. That's true. And it's an actual reflection of me. Like that picture of me is me. Now, if they take a picture of me and then do some like, what was that gay guy that like did art? Picasso? No.

Warhol? Warhol. Yeah. If they do some Warhol shit and manipulate the picture all crazy. now you've added some art to it, in my opinion. But if you let the camera just do all the shit, that's Sony owns that. I honestly, I think that's really weird

that you could own me, an image of me. That's just odd. Like, I'm, like, torn on this one because it's like there are, there's still a lot of technicality that comes to, it's more than just pushing the button. Yo, so maybe if it's a specific photo shoot that you design the photo shoot,

you design the clothing, you do the lighting, you do all these things. Like maybe that's an image that you own because you've added so much value, right? You've Photoshopped that you did all these things. But a fucking paparazzi, they take a picture of me without my consent even. And then it's going to say, I can't post that shit on my social media if I want to. Who the fuck are you? I didn't even say you could.

Yeah. Are you not allowed to post it or can you just not profit from it? You're kidding. What is profiting? Some people might be like, oh, you're using it for a flyer for your show. You're trying to profit off of this image. Motherfucker, you're trying to profit off of this image. I never said you could.

It's just weird, right? There's like this weird, like the fact that apparently tattoo artists own the tattoo. So like Mike Tyson, even though the tattoo was on him, the image being used, the tattoo artist, that's essentially the artist works still. Word. That's kind of odd, right?

That's, I don't think. I don't think that should be the case because you're paying the tattoo artist to do that art. So now you commissioned the artists and they did it. So it shouldn't be you. Now here's the question. What if the thing that they put on you is already copywritten? What if it's a New York Knicks logo?

And now you are using that to promote or you're using that and you're doing foul thing with a Nix logo all over your face. Can they do cease and desist? There's some weird shit going on. Yeah. Yeah. It's odd. And then there's those companies that would give you like $100,000 if you got their brand tattooed on you.

Oh. Did you ever see that? Yes. Yes. They're popular in the early 2000s where like these internet companies would be like, Yeah, get your name tattooed on your forehead. Get our name on your forehead. We'll give you $100,000.

Poker Kings or some shit like that. Yeah. Some people actually did it and they had to pay out. Bum fights. That's wild. I remember, yeah, it's, yeah, the tattoo and the photography, the art kind of shit, it's just weird, man. Honestly, low-key, even with the painting, I think anything that's of you,

you should have access to or the rights of. Yeah. It's yours. You own your fucking body. Now, that doesn't mean that I can sell it and I can profit off of it, but I should be able to use it whenever I want. It makes a lot of sense. It's my likeness.

You think nah? I don't think so. Really? I think it's the artist that's making it. They made it. And I respect that. And I wonder how far that goes. Like could someone go,

yo, you can't tell a joke about me. I am me. You're telling a joke. You're profiting off of that joke. Well, you're not saying they can't paint it. You're just saying you get to use it. If you want to tell, if Kanye West wants to tell the jokes

that he's he's told about him, yeah, That's fine. It's about him. I mean, I guess that's weirder because anybody can tell anybody's joke. Can he profit off of those jokes? This is a slippery slope. Yo, it's a good question. That's a really good question. It's tricky.

This is where you need to talk to like those constitutional lawyers. Oh, yeah. Because they're really good at like splitting the difference and finding out exactly what, you know, the end result is of ownership. Anyway, next question. We'll do two more than we got out here. Okay. From T underscore Booby, what would you do if you do if you feel? find out that you were related to your significant other?

What? How related? Oh, man. Come on, man. You said how related? How related? Whoa, son. That's a good question.

We're all technically related. That's what I'm saying. So if that's my eighth cousin? Well, we got 0.2% of our genes are the same. You've already dated seven of them before. Shit doesn't matter after seven. Yeah. You all want to care?

Okay, well, it was like your first cousin. That was good. Nah, dugs. I think you got to end it. Nah, dogs, nah. Have you guys ever dated someone? What do you think it was weird? A day someone that has the same last name as you?

They would have to be really hot. Like, they would have to be so hot that I could go. Nah, they're not part of my family. So many Indians got the same last name that's easy. For you guys, it's easy. I can't do that. There's an actual personal story where I was creeping on a girl on Instagram that I thought was super hot, and she had the last name Schultz,

and she became less hot to me. Because I went through the fantasy Because you've already fucked to Schultz. I mean, what's the difference? I went through the fantasy in my head. I was like, what if I dated a girl with the last name of Andrew? I would never hear the end of it. Yeah.

It would ruin my life. Yo. Yeah, it would. It would truly ruin my life. Particularly with Andrew. Who is this piece? They've got my last name. I might need to look at this girl up.

Yeah. What's your monster's name? Yo, that's fucked up, Mark. That's crazy. All right. Next. Okay. from a I don't know how I say this

I'm going to spell it A O L-O-A-P-A-T-A-O He says or she says Would you rather live in a world where there was no Trump for the next four years No consistent deadly corona or no MBA forever? No corona. You only choose one.

No corona. Without doubt, no corona. I don't need the NBA. I don't need Trump but no corona. I know Corona No Corona Get rid of this Corona

Shash as you speak with it right now I know I got it Real talk Fuck I think I go no NBA You know I think I would Because I think we're gonna figure out

Corona within the next year So NBA forever Come on you Give a year I can do a year of Corona I'm already sitting with the guy who got it Whatever I thought it was three years Let's have four years

All right Mark There's no Trump for the next four years, no consistent deadly corona or no NBA forever. Oh, no NBA forever. I can live without the NBA. Mark. Yeah, probably Corona too. Same. Corona, right?

Yeah, I'm going to do Corona too because look what he's doing this economy and shit. Exactly. This economy and shit. Anyway, yo, guys, that's been another episode of The Brilliant Idiots. Thank you for sitting down with us getting flagrant. We'll see how much of it makes an episode. I see to leave everything in. you know what I'm saying

flagrant idiots yo yo go with Charlotte congratulations on his show man and we'll see y'all next week thank you guys so much for stepping up sliding in big shoes to fill but I think we had some fun

thank you for fucking with us we love y'all as Charlemagne always closed out the episode I'm probably gonna fuck this shit up if we said something genius and we're really smart

then right and if we are really stupid and we're idiots You're right too. This is The Brilliant Idiot Podcast. Peace.