The Brilliant Idiots - The Rile Is Right

Episode Date: September 1, 2023

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And when you're ready to launch, use the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase. Let's get back to the show. Hezekiah Walker. Yo, what's up? How was your week and your week, sir? It was good, man. What you want to lie about today? I'm down to lie about anything, man.

Yeah? The lie is right. The lie is right. The lie is right. The lie is right. You know Bob Barker didn't really die. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, it was actually like an internet meme. It was like a hoax thing. I believe that. Yeah. I heard when he died, Satan was waiting on him. And Satan was like, come on down. And then God popped out and said, nah, he's just joking. And Satan gave God a thumbs up and went back to hell.

Is that what happened? He took Bob to heaven. Isn't that crazy? That's what I heard. Who told you that? Who told you that? I heard that. I saw it on the internet.

You saw it on the internet? That's fire. They got Instagram and hell. Yeah, they do. That's cool with that God and, you know, Satan are working together. They've always worked together. They have always worked together, right? Haven't they worked together at the beginning?

Technically, that is true. Yeah, isn't he a fallen angel? Isn't the devil a fallen angel? Yeah, because they were working together for a minute. Yeah. Because, you know, it's so funny. It's like Boosie and Young Blue. No.

I just thought I could bring out a deep cut hip-hop reference that I shouldn't know about it might be perfect for this scenario. I don't even know who's right or wrong in the Boosey Young Blue situation. I know nothing about it. I know nothing about it either. Listen, you know what it sounds like to me. it sounds like it's a conspiracy of the ages. It sounds like it's a conspiracy of the ages.

Salute to Boussi, though. Busy was just, he was in the hospital this week. He had to have the sugar. He had one of those sugar. What did he got, sugar? Chibedies? Yeah, he got diabetes, but. Wow.

Yeah. His blood sugar was low. That's what it was. He got it back up. You called it a sugar attack? A sugar attack. No, I never heard that. I forget you from New York.

Yeah, in this country we call it a sugar attack. Yeah. Yeah, his blood sugar was low. He had to get his blood sugar. Okay, Charlottamander God. You had infamous conspiracy theorist Donkey Feet. Oh, fuck.

Let me try it one more time. Okay, Charlotte, man. You had infamous. What's wrong, man? I sound like Maxine getting to you. Can't talk. You had infamous conspiracy theorist. Labeled conspiracy theorist.

Labeled conspiracy theorist. Labeled. Donkey voiced presidential hopeful Robert F. Kenny Jr. on the breakfast club. Yeah. Okay. Are you going to have side titles for the video? Oh, I was thinking about putting some music behind it because it almost sounds like auto tune.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, that would be fire. That would be fire. I was thinking about putting some... I'm cleaning up the Hudson River. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That would be fire.

That, that, that, that. You know what I mean? Okay, but you were saying before the pod that he said that his voice got fucked up from a flu shot. He thinks it's because of the flu shot. He said he can't put it on the flu shot wholeheartedly, and we can insert the clip. But he said he can't put it on the flu shot wholeheartedly, but he thinks it's because of a flu shot he got. And for the first time, I thought, oh my God, because whenever I went to a doctor about this disease, and he said, did you have a trauma in 1990?

96 that caused this. And I was like, you know, my life is a trauma. I don't know how to, you know, I can't think of anything particular that happened right here. But then when I read these studies, I thought, oh my gosh, you know, this is one of the listed side effects, one of the top side effects,

and that maybe this could be, there's no way to prove it. There's no way to prove it one way the other, but it's a possibility. And ironically, that this may also be a, That's why when you listen to him talk, he's not anti-vax. His wife got vaccinated. Some of his kids got vaccinated.

He thinks if you want to get vaccinated, that's your choice. He just thinks that we all should do more research on vaccination. What flu shot can you give your significant other to just quiet them like he did a little bit? How many doses? Will they just completely make them mute? The creative part is the 96 flu shot. Oh, that was back at the death. The Jordan flu shot.

That was the, that was the. Jordan had the flu game. You know what I'm saying? That was the year of that shit. You know what I mean? So it was a serious flu? That was a serious flu. So you need a serious shot.

So he went and got a serious shot. He had the 96 flu shot. And he said that's the reason his voice, you know, sounds like those old smoker commercials. I don't need to be staring at your meat, but is your pants rips? Yeah, man. That's one of those things I could have just let you have ripped pants all day,

but I must have stared at your meat in order to see that. The shit busted, man. I don't know what the fuck happened, yo. I'm just going to go with it. But what? Why? Why? You want to know the truth?

Yeah. Man. Summer time. Nah, man. I saw Alex's legs earlier, man. And what happened? A little Woody. Respect.

You got a Woody. A little bit. Get out of here. Busted it wide open, man. Holy moly. I'm just going to sit here. I'm going to sit here busting it open the whole podcast. Good for you.

Good for you. I don't got nothing for what? I'm not shaming you, dude. I'm not shaming you. I'm not shaming you. I'm like Kanye. Kanye. I'm like Kanye.

Kanye. I'm like Kanye. Kanye out here showing his ass, you know, in Italy. Was that really his ass? That was definitely cheeks. Come on, come on, man. You can no cheeks when you see him. Scroll down.

God, damn. One more, one more, Taylor. One more Taylor. Godday, get these cheeks. That's a fucking mess. And the crazy part, Kanye, not wearing no underwear. Yeah, that's great. That's what y'all keep forgetting.

Imagine me right here sitting down right now with a big ass hole in my paper-playing cargo pants and I didn't have no drawers on. Kanye ain't not wearing no fucking draws, yo. That's crazy. They said that he was getting topped off on the boat. I don't think he's getting topped off on the boat. I think he's just right there. Oh, shit.

Well, maybe he got his pants down then. So he might be in topped off right there. With all of those people and he know all those cameras out? That is, that is, yeah, that is the topped off position. Yeah, yeah. Like if you ever had to tell somebody assuming the position to get some fallatio, that is it. Yeah. You know what I mean?

He got his hand on the back or a head. Yeah, it's going down. And he's wearing a mask like nobody's going to know that's him. Yeah. And look at, hold on, scroll back up. Look at the guy on the boat on the phone. He's looking like, hey man, this guy, man. Whoever the fuck you told me to take out on the boat is bugging the fuck out.

What's up with Ye, man? You think he just don't give a fuck no more? Is he coming back? It feels like, yeah, he's making a little comeback. They said he's making an album where he's working on an album in Italy right now. Why do we say comeback? Told you. Told us what, Alex.

You said he was done. You said he's done out here. Done with what? Just done, like his career's over. That's not what I said. He's never coming. Yes, you did. You can't tell the first lie on the podcast.

It has to come from one of us. Yes, that's, you can get the third. Very important. Very important. Do not break protocol. You're breaking protocol right now. Get the third lie. We got a lie first.

Yeah. Why are you told one? I didn't tell one. I told one about the Woody, that I got a Woody for Alice. Come on, bro. Come on. That wasn't a lot.

He got full. It's also, has been torn from the outside, not the inside. So that could be something else's way that was trying to penetrate you, dude. Listen, when it comes to music, Kanye West will never be done.

Because like I said on this podcast before, comedians, musicians can always put out music, can always hit a stage. As long as there's a stage to be hit, I said, they will be fine. As far as any corporate business,

dealings, at least in America, that ain't happened. Yeah, the global partnerships, especially in in, what's it called, in clothing. Yeah, I don't know. It ain't, I don't see it happening. And even with the global stuff, if they be hard pressed, because I'm sure

one of Kanye's biggest markets is North America. Yeah. So if you're a global when you get in business with Kanye West, you want to sell this stuff in America. What if people in America, what if stores refuse to sell his products? You know what I'm saying? Like Foot Locker did. Foot Locker did. We don't want them.

easy. I don't get to fuck how well they do. Like, then what? Yeah. I don't know, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why his cheeks look like that? No, he got crazy cheeks. That shit looks crazy. Yeah, he got crazy cheeks.

It looks crazy. Yeah, he got crazy cheeks. It's just a left cheek poking out his fucking back. That's insane. He's split in the jacket. Hmm. Right? Oh, my God. You think he did that on purpose? He has to be. Or maybe he got shots or something. You remember back in the day?

I don't think he's split in the day. that he had asked like that back in the day. You got a BBL? I think he might have got a BBL. You might have got a BBL, man. You remember back in the day when it was like every pop star was hopping out of a car and they didn't have panties on?

I'm sorry, coochie. You can we talk about the Britney Spears? Because you're referencing Britney Spears is one of them, and then Britney's recently, like, I guess getting divorced from her boyfriend or husband, whatever the fuck he was for the guy for the last six years. Yeah.

Has there been any public acknowledgement that we were wrong? to free her. Has the public taken any responsibility for free Brittany, right? Is there no lockup Britney movement? Is there no apology to the judge with the conservatorship?

Is there no apology because of this fucking long documentary they put out that made her look like this total victim? The woman is a batch of lunatic, right? I think we can't come to that conclusion based off not having any rhythm on Instagram. Let me tell you something, Charlotte, man. That is enough. That's what we're.

That is enough. That is enough. Doing those dances, looking like a maniac. That's all it is. That is enough. And we've got to lock up a lot of TikTok if that's crazy. Lock them up. That's what I'm saying.

Lock them up. We're only seeing her from 45 seconds out of the day. Come on, yo. She just, she did. Is this how she always danced? First of all, you know how I know she's not crazy? Because it's too intentional to be crazy. And it's not irrational.

Charlemagne. Let's go. Charlemais, stop. It's not. She just looks ridiculous. But she don't look crazy to me. Charlemagne. She looks ridiculous, not crazy.

Charlemagne, now you're just mincing words, right? Why does she do this? Why does she smell her face? Why do you think, Charlemaid? Why do you think? What song is playing? That's the other thing we need. Oh, that's what you're worried about.

National Anthem, guaranteed. Oh, police. Milkshake. Okay. She's not crazy, yo. Bro, I hate you. You're Mr. Mental Health. You're Mr.

You've got to get checked out. Your mister, go to the therapist. And this is dancing like a maniac on Instagram every single day. And you're like, no, I think she's totally okay. The craziest thing about that video is that where's the milkshake? You can't dance to Khalis milkshake and not have milkshake. I mean, she's milk. She's definitely milk.

She is milk. Yeah. She is definitely the milk that. lactose intolerant motherfuckers should not be drinking. Bruh, come on, dude. I just think she lacks rhythm and she's just... No, she got rhythm. No, she don't.

Stop it. She can dance better than you, Tilly. No, she don't. She can dance better than you. She looks so short. Like, she looks like she should get a check for her height. Flies loves this shit. Plice is his...

He's up at her all the time and he was like, I love when she's getting those shorts. Look at my little chita. Look at my little hot chito. Look at my little hot chito. Look at my little hot chito. I love this shit. Bring that milkshay, bread.

Bring that milk shake. I got a milk shake, too. I got a rinket. She made a jiggle. She made his jiggle. And britt. I would have got a milk shake that's why this shit,

Brit. I would have got a milchay to watch this shit, Rick. Don't get tired. Don't get tired. Come out. Come out. Come on.

Stop rewarding this shit. Nah, man. Brittany not crazy, man. She's not no rhythm, yo. Okay, what song is this? And she letting y'all know she still got it. Maybe she's practicing for a tour or something. Brittany has not been on no damn tour.

Why are you making stuff up to? Everybody want to lie since we made lying popular. Yo, why do you all want to be us, bro? It's crazy. This girl is announcing her breakup from her husband with a dance video. Oh, Charlemagne, come on. She's on a pole. In our house.

This is at one point the biggest pop star in the world. Was it fire? She's still Britney Spears. By the way, I was about to say she probably was like this before Instagram. We're acting like we didn't see Britney with a shave head, beating on a car with an umbrella. That's why you need a conservatorship. I need to see more. Like this behavior on Instagram is not enough for me to say she needs to be back into a conservatorship.

This is regular to me. Like this is every older white woman. She's rich. Stop it. She even got the old rich white woman shades on. Stop it. Come on, man. Come on, man.

Like, that she looks so regular. If my wife was posting like this, you wouldn't call me, be like, yo, is everything good? If my wife was posting like this regular, you wouldn't call me and go, yo, is everything good? Yeah, but she don't have no husband. Now, as of two weeks ago. She wasn't doing that when she had a husband, was she? Yes, she was. You know what she wasn't doing it?

What? When she had that conservatorship that she fucking needs because this girl's loony. Damn, damn. I don't know. I got to see more than this, man. Like, this is, like, she's, everybody on, everybody on Instagram and TikTok looks like Britney Spears to a certain extent. They do, man. Like, they all look jokey like this.

This is fucking crazy. She dresses a pilgrim, bro. What song is this man, man? Dude, what is going on? Ooh, what happened to that boy? What happened to that boy? Not even close. Not what happened to that boy?

No. She hit the hyalding on you, oh. Come on, man. Bring me hit the hyder, you're going. She's letting you know she still got it. She's like, tell her who? Beyonce, what? She might be.

I didn't know that she had a little moves like that. She might be all right. Don't forget who the OG is. Oh, what was that? Oh, she threw you the middle finger. Oh, she threw you the middle finger. And she's hiking up the status. And I'm going to tell you another reason.

I'm going to tell you another reason. I don't think she's crazy. Why? She ran up on Victor, what you, Victor What's gonna do now? What you gonna do now?

When she ran up on Victor, what you're going to do now? Mother fucking, she said, she did a video going at everybody who said she shouldn't have ran up on. What she said? She was just like, yo, that's no way to treat a person just because I ran up on you to say,

what's up, I'm a fan, blah, blah. She was perfect coherent. I don't think nothing's wrong with her, y'all. I really, really, truly don't. I really, really, truly don't. Oh, well, guys, it's settled. What? Britney Spears is officially okay.

I think so. Salaman is diagnosed her. I think so until further notice, man. Everything is okay. Let's look at some of the yoga. She had a yoga clip up there. Go on. Up, up, up, up those circles.

Look at the circles. Up, up, up. Slide up. There it is. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's good. Perfectly normal.

That's normal yoga? Yoga every time. Oh, there you go. Hit it. Perfect. normal. That is normal yoga. That is normal yoga.

If we're just going to be honest, that is normal yoga. Well, that's what yoga is. It's stretching. It is. That is normal yoga. What did I say? What did you know about working out? What did I say? What did I say? Is that what you said? I didn't say anything. Yo, what did we ever get to the bottom of what happened at the end of last episode?

I have no idea. Hey, did we ever get to the bottom of that? I have no idea. Was it, wait, wait, do you have, I have no idea. You know how you know, Sean May's line? He says to pull at his nose. No, I just, I just, I mean. I just want to know, I understand why you want to pull so bad, bro.

You look at your hand. Taylor trauma will be getting to her, yo. It's trauma, it's PTSD. But did we ever figure out why we were cackling like idiots at the end of last episode? What happened last episode? But there was. Oh, shit. What?

Hold on, man. Oh. Shit. Bitch. I'm Shaq West and I'm really, really rich. Hold on. My home boy. Why are you looking to me with that bombastic side eye?

Hold on. My homeboy sent me this shit, man. What? Salute to who, bro. He was listening to the pod. Saluted Dre from Trappner. He said, shout out Dre.

He said, listening to the episode, I used to work at a daycare for special needs and Down syndrome people. They definitely be fucking. A dating show ain't that crazy. They used to get pregnant and everything. We had to stop them from doing it. And so I said, damn, how you started from fucking?

He said, it really wasn't a way. They'd hide and do it. And if we caught them, we tell the owners or the owners would tell us, someone was trying to press charges, but I left before I could see the outcome. It was crazy. Boy, girl, boy on boy, girl, they know what they'd be doing. Damn. Damn.

What? What do you think the sounds are during sex? What do you think? If you could guess the sounds, let's just go off what it would be like. Whatever Brittany doing in this video, whatever Britney sound like in this video, they probably sound just like you. I don't know if Britney got them sound, bro. I think they sound regular, man.

What? What? I think that there's, listen, it's beautiful to make moaning sounds. Yeah, I think they sound regular. If you had to make the sound, what would it be? If you just had to demonstrate what an adult male, at that facility sounds like

busting a nut. What would it be? Are you going? I don't know what the sound is, but whatever it is, I bet you a bunch of T-Rexes will come come running. A bunch of T-Rexes

will come running as soon as they hear that goddamn smile. Whatever it is, man. That's funny. You're just chilling at the desk. The people work there just chill at the desk, and all of a sudden they just see the water.

God damn it, they're doing it again. Somebody get down there. Let's not get back into this. Okay? Not get back into this. God bless them. They're sweet individuals. They are.

They are. They are. Donald Trump facing federal and state charges for a alleged crimes, man. We finally got the mugshot, Schultz. Yeah, the Mugshot just won him the election. Nah. I can't see him not winning now with the popularity of the Mugshot. I thought about it, but man, when I look at the numbers, right, they said he did like

7.1 million sales of the T-shirt, right? $47 a pop. Great, by the way, great marketing. $47, because if he wins the next election, it'll be the 47 president. $47 a pop, right? But when you do the math, that's 150,000 T-shirts sold. Okay. So let's just say either people were buying doubles, or let's just say at the,

let's just say one person bought one T-shirt. That's only 150,000 people. What I'm telling y'all, and this is what I truly feel, I don't think the energy exists for Trump in the real world like it does online. Because where are the crowds at the jail shows? How come when he's turning himself into these places, it's not these massive rallies.

Where's the smoke? Think about how scared we were, you know, when he first turned himself in to New York and everybody was bracing themselves, like, oh, my God, it's going to be riots, it's going to be this and be that. We ain't seen none of that yet. And God forbid, we don't want it.

I'm just saying, I don't think people have the energy for Trump like we think they do. Man, my energy's there. No, I just think his ability. to take over the internet is unprecedented in all seriousness. But that's all it is. But that's all you need now. No, it's not.

I don't think you do. And I think if they do, listen, I think Biden has a chance to beat Trump if they do mail and ballots. If you actually have to go and vote yourself, there's no way in the hell Biden will win. But if they rig it so that you can do your mail and ballots and they send everybody to the ballots or whatever, then, of course. I'm just discussed. But nobody cares enough about Biden to go to the.

No enthusiasm. I'm with you. It's voter apathy like a mother. But if they give everybody the ballot and it's already self-addressed and stamped and everything, you have to do nothing. You literally just have to check one box and then put it in your thing. You'll do that for Biden just because you hate Trump. But if you have to get up on a fucking Tuesday and wait in line to vote for Biden, no way. Now, here's the crazy thing.

People just aren't reflective enough. I think they've actually liked their life under Biden way more than they like their life under Trump. They might like Trump's policies more. They might like how bombastic Trump is. They might like how hilarious he is. They might like how insensitive at times he is and entertaining he is. But I think the calmness of the Biden presidency, which is a function of him literally never saying anything,

he's just been in a bunker the entire time. The calmness that happens when the leader of the country never reacts to anything makes you not react to their reaction. It's only calm because of Trump, though. If Trump didn't have 91 criminal charges and foreign indictments, they'd be all over Joe Biden and Hunter Biden and all the corruption. I don't think so. I do.

I think what happens is you only take down or want to push back against or support a leader when he speaks on things. Biden never publicly speaks on shit. I don't think we've seen a president less in the modern era than Biden, right? And it's probably because they're like, okay, every time he speaks, he kind of looks a little bit uncomfortable out there and then people lose faith. But in terms of their lives, I wish the average person would just, and you know me, I'm not something like fucking thumping for Biden. I'm just saying the calmness of this last two years or whatever the fuck it was compared to the chaos.

People like political normalcy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think they'd just like to check out. And they've been able to check out for two years. That's why a lot of people say, you know, I saw Stiles P. Stiles said that he liked Trump in office because he felt like people paid more attention when Trump was in office. I did prefer when Trump was in office over Biden, and I could tell you clearly why.

Why? Black people paid more attention to what was going on. Because we felt like we were in crisis. Yeah. Because we felt like... We were in crisis now, though, but when if somebody... I'd rather have my... I rather have you tell me you don't like me

and know you don't like me and you inform me than may have to guess it, or you secretly don't like me, but you telling me you like me. You're not... I think the government's been doing that for... But you're not supporting Trump in any way. No.

You're saying, I don't support Trump in anyway. You're saying the racism was clear here and now. I rather deal with that. It's a little more close. I rather deal with clear racism and just someone being who they are and letting you know where they come from. I disagree with that only because I look at the legislation that Trump rolled out. I even putting the Supreme Court appointments in like you don't get, you know, Roe v. Wade, you know, thrown out. if you don't put those Supreme Court judges in.

So personally, legislation-wise, I don't think having Trump in is worth it. Here's the thing. Biden, the only thing that riles people up is the culture war, right? So the culture war is about these issues that are incredibly divisive and usually on, like, political lines, right? So it's like, trans is a big issue right now. It's like, or LGBTQ, like, and you'll see people hate Disney because they're about to put out a movie that has trans this or gay that, right?

And now the people that are pro-LGBQ, they're going. oh, this is awesome. It doesn't do it. And then Antan, there's these big fights, right? Biden, it feels like, for the last two years, has avoided every culture war topic. Yes, there's been times where you had the trans people at the White House, but they're not blowing that up as big as possible. But that's smart. No, no, I guess that's what I'm saying. So he's avoided every culture war topic, and therefore there's not a lot to rally against. Trump constantly hits culture war topics. That's all he's hitting. He's going. He knows that if he needles away at that. People are going to get excited, talk about it. The more people get excited and

talk good or bad, the more attention goes on him. And then he can, what he believes is, is winning election that way. So it's funny you say that because a lot of Republicans, conservatives feel like it's the other way around. They feel like Democrats focus too much on culture war. The GOP focuses on everyday issues. Democrats are different than Biden. Democrats, there are, of course, Democrats that you have like the AOCs of the world. Now they've told her to be quiet and she showed up pretty much. but when she wasn't, you know, doing whatever they tell her, they, she was really tapping into that culture war. And she was getting all this attention, right?

Because she was a representative. She was a mouthpiece for all these people that did feel grieved by those specific topics. Just like when Robert Kennedy Jr. comes out and be like, yo, the vaccine, we got to look into it. Like there's a lot of people who are anti-vax. And now that's the biggest mouthpiece for that specific topic. And I think what Biden did is for two years is just didn't have a reaction to anything. And by not having a reaction to anything, we didn't react to his reaction

and things were calmer. I'm not saying that that's a better way to lead. What I'm saying is if we compare our anxiety to Trump, sorry, to Trump, Obama Bush to Biden, it is way cooler and lower now. But that's why it sucks around election time because now Biden got to hit the goddamn trail.

You got to talk. And you got to fucking energize people. If you go back and listen to old brand interviews, we said, I don't want to have to deal with Trump doing exactly. what he's doing right now. Sucking all the air out of the goddamn media. Oh, yeah.

But I personally, man, if I was a conservative, if I was a GOP, I would want Trump to move out of the way. And there's a poll that says there was a poll. I don't know if it was Republicans they pulled or if it was Americans. But I think it was either half of Americans want Donald Trump to suspend his campaign. Half of them. I think so. Look that up, Taylor.

I think more than half of Americans want him to suspend his campaign. I agree because yo why would you want somebody with this much distraction? But is that surprising? No.

Like of course Sort of kind Every Democrat is just like yo get out of here and every Republican is like yo do it and you know that he's got the Republican nominee locked

because everybody on that stage almost at the Republican debate I don't want to say everybody but a lot of the Republicans refuse to just be like yo that guy's an asshole get him the hell out of there because they knew that they would piss off the base

yeah I just I just I just wonder what the base. I really do wonder what the base is. I wonder if there's if Trump bought in a new generation of MAGA base, but I wonder what that old conservative,

original Republican base feels. You know what I'm saying? Like if you pissed off the Trump MAGA base, is that really going to hurt you in a general? I don't know. I feel like there's no, I don't feel like there's no, I don't feel like too many independents going to vote for Trump to go around, man. I think that hypothetical swing voted, that voted

for Obama and then turned around and voted for Trump, I don't know if they both want to vote on, right? And I think if, I think the Republicans will try to make the conversation that Democrats are trying to transition kids. And they'll be like, look at all these Democrats. They're trying to transition children. We got to protect the children, protect the children, protect the children. I think that's how Republicans will position like one of the big talking points. Whereas before it was like the border.

The border. I don't even know what Trump's policies are this time. Yeah. Like, and I mean this. I'm just saying, I'm just saying they have to pick one. And it seems like that's the culture. in war right now. Like the Republicans go, we're going to protect the kids, we're going to protect the kids, protect the kids. And the Democrats, they believe that they're also protecting kids, right,

by providing them this care that they need. Now, there's a disagreement on if that care should be allowed for a underage child, right? Like, should you be allowed to keep a secret from your parents if you're an underage child? If you're an underage kid, you literally have to ask your parents for permission to go to the movies. You have to ask your parents for permission. to go on a fucking ride at an amusement park. Like you need permission of them for everything. Why are we creating this caveat where you are becoming the parents of the kids?

So I understand Republicans are concerned with frustration with that. So I think what happens is... Is that enough to get people to the polls? I think if you have a few of those together, so I think what Trump will do is isolate those issues and then lean on what he thinks will rile his base up and independence the most.

I don't think he's capable of doing that at his age right now with 91 criminal charges and four indictments. He keeps saying I'm getting arrested for y'all. That's cool, but is that enough to make you want to vote for him? You know what I'm saying? Because after a while, you're like, I don't know if you're still getting arrested for us, buddy. I think somebody has got to be on you. Okay, is there a little bit like, is there any part of you that looks at this and then goes? Hmm

I'm voting for Robert Kennedy Jr. Not I'm voting for Robert McKin. Like Marianne? When you see the people that are against him now it's a really interesting thing

because people used to be like pro-Trump now I think they're anti-establishment That's why Vivek shines Of course, Vivek. The only one, he's up there saying I'm not a politician. And exactly.

So I think that people on the left and the right, we have this disembic disdain for the establishment, right? The news and the internet has really exposed that there's been time where the government have lied to us or withheld information, as all governments do, and we're tired of them lying. So whatever candidate is calling out our frustration with the government, i.e. a Vivek, right, or a Trump, we will gravitate to not because we like them, but because we don't like the establishment.

So our disdain for the establishment, I think might push many of those, what do you call, like casuals or independent voters. Yeah, exactly. They'll just lean towards whoever is the most anti-establishment. And Trump is always, I mean, you could even make the argument right now that what he's going through is representative of the establishment attacking him. He's pushing back against the establishment and he will frame it like that. He will go, listen, the establishment, those old politicians, all those old elites that are controlled. controlling America and controlling your interests and starting these foreign wars

and sending your kids out to die for nothing. They're also... I'll tell you, man. They're also... They're also attacking us. Yeah. Yeah. They're also attacking me.

So if you don't like them and you think that they're ruining your country so that they can profit, vote for me because I'm going to shut them all down. I think that's the comment. Yeah. Yeah. I had a thought till fucking Drax

described with me. Basically what I'm saying is I think the energy right now is the establishment has failed us and the establishes putting us in this fucked up situation. Like, I think a lot of people are like, yo, that's a lot of billion dollars to give Ukraine while we got people something over here.

But everybody's saying that. Like there's even Democrats saying that. Robert, like everybody's saying that. That's just ridiculous. The thing I would say about Trump is, yes, people are anti-establishment, but I don't think anybody's anti-establishment enough to say

fuck the Constitution. And when you got a man who literally said we should suspend the Constitution, that should concern all Americans. Because all we want... When did he say that? When did he say that? I don't fucking know. Chris Christie kept saying that at the fucking debate. Trump said we should suspend the Constitution. When did he say that, Chris? To suspend habeas

corpus? Like... No, he said we should suspend the Constitution. I forgot what it was for, but he said we should suspend the Constitution. Chris Christie kept... Uh, yeah. Former President Donald Trump called for the determination of the Constitution to overturn the 2020 election. Instead, Trump recorded a video expressing solidarity with the mob that attacked the Capitol

on January 6th. He did that earlier this week. And then on Saturday, seemingly out of nowhere, called for the suspension of the Constitution as yet another attempt to overturn the 2020 election. Trump has been politically underestimated before with these antics. And in the end, the party has stood by him when he's been their nominee. But the backlash, this time is growing. And Chris Christie kept bringing that point up at the debate, and I was like, huh. And so when I'm looking it up to see what it was, I'm like, I don't want that kind of president.

I don't want a president that does not give a fuck about the Constitution. And we hear politicians say that all the time about Trump. Like, he doesn't care about the Constitution. But to hear that come out of his mouth, I don't want that. I think that's very reasonable. I think there's no more important document. That's it. All we wanted the Constitution to work for everybody.

Absolutely. White people, black people, Jewish, people, Asians, everybody here in America. I just wouldn't look at the Constitution isn't the establishment. The Constitution is Jesus. The Constitution is like what we should live up to. So you want to get rid of Jesus? Can't get rid of Jesus. You can't get rid of Jesus because this is the idea.

This is the perfect man. This is the perfect human being. And if we all live this life, then we could live a godly life. And I think that's the idea with the Constitution. It's like if we lived up to the ideals in this Constitution and everybody had them, then wow, this would be absolutely amazing. So what does that say about you that you want to get rid of it? because things didn't go your way? I mean, if I'm Chris Christie, if I'm any Democrat,

I'm leaning into that big time. Please don't leave for much Chris Christie. You want to do you want to do. But yeah, there's no more important. That's a great knock on him. And now it's a foolish thing for him to say 100%. And he acts like he's above the law. Yeah.

He acts like a person who doesn't abide by the Constitution. Yeah. But when you hear him say that, I'm like, you know what? I think the Trump experiment is as Ryan is called. Yeah, but you got to understand. Like most people, they're just understanding things from like a peripheral perspective. right, myself included, I mean, you, yourself included, you're still talking to politicians,

but still we're on the outside, like, even with this whole, we can get into the semiconductor talk, but even with Ukraine, right? We're just like, you know, we don't know what's going on there. The government isn't giving us enough information as to why we're really there. I'm sure there's some, like, long-term geopolitical reason as to why we're propping up Ukraine in this war right now.

I felt like Nikki Haley explained it best in two sentences. Well, okay, what did she say? She said, we have to protect Ukraine to avoid World War III. I mean, what does that mean? I don't know. Exactly. But it sounded. I was like, yeah.

Oh, really? That's why? So the Ukraine thing to me is really interesting because that right there is the topic where you could tell who's part of the establishment and who's not. Everybody part of the establishment on the left or the right will be like, we got to keep on funding Ukraine. Everybody part of the establishment on the left of the right is going to be pro war. But Nikki thinks we're spending too much money in Ukraine. But she ain't going to say stop spending totally. Yeah, because she said,

If we, Chris, you know, this is Yolane, Chris. Come on, Chris. What? Why are they protecting Ukraine? Well, I mean, if you take it at face value, they're trying to contain Russia from, uh, I'm trying to contain them. They're trying to damage Russia. Well, it's, it's a rope ad dope, right?

You get them to waste all their resources on a war. It's the space race. Right. We did it with them with Afghanistan, where they went in there. Yeah. You know, half their country got hooked on heroin afterwards. And, you know. Oh, this is it right here.

Play this, Tim. This is Nikki. I thought Nikki won the debate. by the way. Shost don't think show because she's a woman. What do you mean? That's not a woman. What are you talking about?

Fresh play, Taylor. Taylor, how are you ever press play if we saw? Why, Alex, talk? Taylor has something else. Taylor, what's going on? One thing about Taylor. What? I respect.

I respect her ability. I love Taylor's ability to do everything to do her, but her job. Yeah, you know, same, you. She is fantastic at everything except for her job. She might be one of the best ever. At everything except for her job. Except for her job. You probably one of the best in history.

That's right. At everything. If you tell Taylor do some imaging, fight. Unbelievable. Oh, my God. You'll have the imaging sounding amazing. Taylor made it. Anything other than that?

Oh, no. It's going to be rough for you. No. Play a video, Taylor. I don't know how to do that. I can't. There you go. Just wait.

You can't just press play. A win for Russia is a win for China. We have to know that. Ukraine is the first line of defense for us. And the problem that Vivek doesn't understand is he wants to hand Ukraine to Russia. He wants to let China eat Taiwan. He wants to go and stop funding Israel. You don't do that to friends.

What you do instead is you have the backs of your friends. Ukraine is the front line of defense. Putin has said, if Russia, once Russia takes Ukraine, Poland and the Baltic, next. That's a world war. We're trying to prevent war. Look at what Putin did today. He killed Pergozen. When I was at the U.N., the Russian ambassador suddenly died. This guy is a murderer, and you are choosing a murderer over a pro-on-year-old from country. First of all, first of all, Mr. Romiswamy, you have 30 seconds. Mr. DeSanke, I wish you well in your future career on the boards of Lockheed and Raytheon.

But the fact of the matter, Boeing came off of it, but you've been pushing this lie. You've been pushing this lie. You've been pushing this lie all week, Nikki. You want to go and defund Israel. You want to. Okay, let me address that. You have to go and give you a much.

You're talking about it. You and Kanye were also. You're watching. You have no foreign policy experience, and it shows. And you know what? Mickey, man. They just clap for them.

He's right. I don't know he's saying it. He's right. He's going to be stronger than by the end of my first term. What? But it's not a family relationship. It is a friendship. And you know what friends do?

Friends help each other stand on their own two feet. So I will lead Abraham Accords 2.0. I will partner with Israel to make sure Iran never is nuclear armed. But you know what? I love about Israel. And I've been there probably in the last 10 years more than most people on this stage. You know what I love about them? I love their border policies. I love them.

I love their tough on crime policies. I love that they have a national identity and an Iron Dome to protect their homeland. And so, yes, I want to learn from the friends that we're supporting. And what puzzles me is, no, I want to learn from those and apply those to protect our homeland, Mickey. It's not that Israel needs America.

America needs Israel. Is establishment as they come. Yeah, she's a governor, former governor, so listen, you can ask these people a few questions and find out if they're just to tow the company line. If they're going to tow the company line, then it's just more of whatever's happening. But that's what Republicans love. That's what Democrats love too. They're all the same. You're all the same. And that's what I'm saying. That's why I say get Trump out of here. He's a

distraction. You don't have to deal with the 91 criminal charges. You don't have to deal with the foreign indictments. Whoever they put there, whoever they put there, people are going to eventually get behind. All the Republicans on that stage doing exactly what Democrats do when they on the stage, they all talk to shit to each other. They're popping a shit. But when it comes time, they're going to get on the line. They're going to get in line. You know who I would get? You know who I would? Seriously?

What? I'd get me a tuba and I'd follow behind that big motherfucker Chris Christie. Now, I would, I would, I would put that big motherfucker at the front of the GOP

and grab your tubas. And then what do you do? You know what you do? You know what I'm saying? I think he's, I think out of everything. You think he's the one? I thought so.

He's the biggest Trump hater. And so all of Trump's core base isn't going to vote. Yeah, that's a shame. It wasn't even that he was a Trump hater. It's the fact that, I don't know, he is the Trump hater, but it's not the fact that he's a Trump hater. I think what he says about Trump is just the truth. And I think that one thing he said on that stage that made a lot of sense, he was like, I want a blue state.

You want somebody that can go out there and win over these states that aren't necessarily red states. You want somebody that can go out there and be kind of a moderate after seeing so many extremes. Yeah. I think Chris Christie's the guy. Yeah. No, he absolutely could do it, but he's fat. What the fuck? Yeah, this is crazy.

I mean, listen, man, he's the perfect person to fashioning. Any joke that you want to get off about a fat person, you can do it to Chris Christie and nobody will, nobody will mad at. Roll up right there. There might be a skinny one of him. Oh, no, that's. No, no such thing. I gave him the perfect campaign, but he don't want to do it.

Which is? The Runwood Christie campaign. Like, you really got to go out there, take your shirt off, show people, say, say, this is America now. And then we're going to get American. in shape. By the time February, March rolls around. You know what I'm saying? And all you got to do is get on that fucking

stairmaster. No, man. OZimba. OZimpe. Yeah, he got to get on that. Get on the fucking OZimpic, man. Yeah. Presidential code name Krispy Kringy. Yeah, man. Nobody won a fat president. It is amazing how Image plays a role in every goddamn thing. Absolutely.

You have to look the motherfucking part in everything that you do. We is acceptable. I think as America acts like it is. We don't want no fat fucking president. 100%. Nikki Haley need bigger lips. She don't have big enough lips to be president, in my opinion.

I disagree. What do you mean you disagree? I've never even noticed her lips. Exactly my point that I'm making. He can't see him. Exactly the point that I'm making. He's a white woman. Why she got to have lips?

I thought she's a Cherokee or something like that. Isn't she? I hate my fucking brain, man. My God. I had to catch myself, man. Oh, my God. Can you just let him go? Whoa.

Holy fucking shit, man. You got to contain yourself, bro. I couldn't. Jesus Christ, man. Let's pay some bills, man. What the fuck is happening, man? What was that? What is happening, though?

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Yes, sir. What you got? What you got? The Life Tour. We're coming to Niagara Falls. There might be tickets left for that. We're coming to Windsor, Ontario. Might be tickets left for that.

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As a Kay Walker, the Life Tour. I want to tell y'all, I got three little announcements. First of all, go support my sister. Alicia Renee Unleashed for Love is out on Audible right now. Latest release from me and Kevin Hart's SBAH's productions are audio scripted romantic comedy where Big Leash and her friends Jess Alarious and Pretty V and Logan Browning and Portia Williams and Jacelle Bryant. They're all looking for love in this industry. So salute to everybody that's been checking it out, listening to it, keep raking it, keep reviewing it.

on Audible right now, Unleashed for Love. Gotta salute my guy, Doug Melville, Invisible Generals. That's the next release coming out on Black Frivolves publishing my book imprint. It tells the amazing true story of America's First Black Generals, Benjamin O. Davis, Sr., and Jr., a father and son who helped integrate the American military and create the famous Tuskegee Airman. That'll be out on November 7th, but you can pre-order that now. And I want to tell everybody, my third annual mental wealth expo is happening Saturday, October 7th.

at the Marriott Marquis Times Square, New York City. It is a day of mental health and healing education. This is my third one this year. You know, a lot of the usual suspects like Dr. Alfie Brelan Noble, Dr. Rita Walker, the newly named Dr. J. Barnett. You know, he got his doctor announcing to my guy, Dr. J. Barnett. Brandon Marshall will be in attendance. Dr. Jonathan Lasseter.

Resma Minicum, author of my grandmother's hands. Latham Thomas, who was my dula, me and my wife's dula for our last two children, Corey Miner, Smith, Elliot, Connie, Winshianne Miller, my good sister, Angela Rye, and my man, Carson Daly. Carson Daly will be joining us this year, man. So Saturday, October 7th, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., the Mental Wealthexpo, to Marriott, Marquis in Times Square. For more information, visit www.m., www.com. And it is a free event. That will never change as long as I'm doing. the mental wealth expo.

It was free the first year, free to second year, and it's going to be free again this year, man. All ages are welcome, so we'll see you Saturday, October 7th at the Marquis and Times Square. Oh, and I got to salute my guy Gizi too, man. Salute to Gizi. Gizi in his second week

made the New York Times bestsellers list. Hey, hey. First week, he made the Wall Street Journal list. He was like number two on the Wall Street Journal list. He was the number one audio and Audible. He was number 15 on the USA Today, but he made the New York Times

bestsellers list last week. So Gizi is now officially a New York Times bestselling artist. So salute to my guy, Gizi. Okay? Congratulations, Gizi. I'm happy to play a role in that.

That's fire, man. Oh, yeah, play that, play that, Taylor. Play my guy young. First of all, let me tell you something. Pass the young, Gizi. is one of my top seven favorite rappers of all time. Okay? Yeah, play this.

Play this, Taylor. Play this. Play this. Why did you decide to write a book? Is quiet as you are about your history, your past, and everything you've been through. What made you decide to write a book? You know, well, statute of limitations is up far as I know. Okay.

So I definitely ran everything through my lawyers. That was first and foremost. It was actually a lot of stuff I had to take out of the book because I just didn't want to put myself in no crazy positions. But before I even say that, let me shout out to my brother right here to my right because this book was something I had been working on

and I had one situation and it fell through and I called Charlemagne. I was like, bro, who published your book? How did you get it done? And he pointed me in the right direction and thank you for that, brother. Oh, I love my brother.

He helped me get this done. So, you know, just know Sholamane had a lot to do with that. But right now, I just know me in there. And you know me in another sense that I like to throw. And I just want to tell y'all, fuck you.

You know what I'm saying? Because y'all will be doing shit for nobody you, bum-ass niggas. That's the only reason I played that. Okay? Whoever, whoever wants to wear that fucking, whoever, whoever shoot that fits, put it on.

You bum-ass motherfuckers. Nothing is like that. No, the reason I'm saying that, man, because I'm tired of seeing all of these motherfuckers talk about, like, you know, how much money they're making or, you know, all of this they claim to do, but we don't ever see it. Yeah. Like, I'm tired.

I'm really, really tired of people. who got these platforms who aren't doing anything with these platforms. You're not doing anything. The only person you're benefiting is yourself at the end of the day. And I tell you all the time, if what you are building or what you have only benefits you, it's not big enough. Bottom line, point blank, period. You know what I'm saying?

Don't assist to somebody if you can, you know? If you're passionate about a cause like I am when it comes to mental health, put together an event like the Mental Wealth Expo. It's my third one. Yeah. And everybody gets in free. Yeah. You know?

Because I feel like if you really are providing a service to people and you really want to give people help, you should do it for free. Yeah. That's my personal. If you can afford it. If you can afford to. But everybody acting like they can, but I don't see them putting their money. Ooh.

Where their mouth is. Ooh. You know, that is the challenge, you know, from here on out for the rest of our lives. What are you doing with all of this money and this influence that you claim? to have. Okay? If all you doing is motherfucking getting your algorithm popping, man, that shit is not impressive to me in any way of shape. Because as we know,

getting algorithms popping is easy to do. We did it last week with a goddamn lie. We sat on this podcast shows and told people we were lying. We told me lie. And blog sites still ran with it. Me and Andrew both just told

two lies back to the last. But you figure it out. You figure out. You figure out. We're too convincing lies back to back. Yours was believable. Ain't even bleak an eye. Didn't blink a fucking eye. They made up a whole law. Oh, that's the Michael Jackson law.

Oh, yeah. That law been around forever. Y'all got my man Bun B reposting. Y'all got the OG, the legendary, one of the best to ever do it. Yeah. Bun B reposting. Curious. at me.

I don't think he was really mad. Let me read. You want to read with Bum B said? Let me read what Bum B posted. And Bun B posted one of you blogs. I forgot which one it was. Hold on. Bun Bum B says, sorry, see the God,

but the Queen Beyonce is more than welcome to dying at Trill Burgess, and we can anticipate and handle any and all issues on site, bro. Fuck you, me. And look at the headline. Hold up. Y'all knew about this? Charlemagne explains why Beyonce is not allowed to eat at public. restaurants. I can totally see why people get on a podcast every week and just lie to folks.

Bro, it ain't even podcast. It's just news in general. This news in general. Podcasts, YouTube, CNN, Fox, MSNBC. Now, they can't tell blatant lies like they can on social media and YouTube. Yeah. But they, boy, they'll lie. They just won't look into anything. They won't look into a single thing. Not one goddamn thing. Yeah. How could y'all post just that clip? I got to, I'm not going to say who the person is, but I do want to salute one blog site. I really like this blog site. Derry posted it.

And you know why I fucked with you? I always knew I fucked with you, but I'm going to tell you why I really fuck with you. I fuck with you because you were embarrassed. Ooh. You actually were embarrassed. He hit me up so apologetic. And he was like, man, it's just me. He's like, I'm just this one person doing this page.

And it's a page we all like. Hollywood Unlock? No. Jason got a full staff. It wasn't Hollywood a lot. They didn't even post it. But this page, he was like, it's just me. He's like, I'm so sorry, man.

He said, I was listening to the episode. I just totally missed it. Yo, I didn't even catch that part. But I fuck with you because he was embarrassed. Because when you're embarrassed, that means you're going to try better than the next time. Yeah, you have integrity. You have integrity. When you don't have no shame and you just like, fuck it.

I know they're lying. Yeah. But nobody cares about the truth. the lives more entertaining. We need the engagement. Yeah. We don't need your kind around here. Yeah. Your kind is not welcome here. Did you see Noah Liles post-run interview? What do you think?

I just think it's just really fun. You want to play it? Yeah, let's play it because it is funny. Okay. So I guess we're going to have to sit there for 10 minutes to her Taylor figures out. Even though she had it up. She had it up. The thing that hurts me the most is that I have to watch the NBA finals and they have world champion on their head. World champion of what? The United States? Don't get me wrong. I love the U.S. at times. But that ain't the world. That is not the world. We are the world. We have almost every country out here fighting, thriving, putting on their flag to show that they are

represented. There ain't no flags in the NBA. What do you think, Charlotte? I think that I don't understand why in your moment of glory where you just won three gold medals that you would get on

stage and decide to shoot at a whole other sport that has nothing to do with you. Now, technically is he right? Sure. Even though we know why NBA players get called world champions is because the best players in the world.

Come play here. Come to play in the NBA. I mean, if you look at the last three MVP, none of them are from fucking America. You know what I'm saying? As Janus, it's Yokic, it's Joe L.NB. So I get what he's saying, and technically he may be correct. But the reality is the best players in the world, probably more than any other sport in America, are in the NBA. I mean, the argument that he should make is everybody on the planet that can run.

run has run 100 meters straight. There's no secret athlete out there that's really the fastest person, but we're not aware of who they are. If you can run 100 meters straight, we know. So if he's the fastest man on the planet, we know that there's nobody else out there that's the fastest. The fastest swimmer on the planet doesn't even have access to a pool. Most people never have access to water. They don't even know how to swim. The best basketball player on the planet might have never even touched a basketball right the best skier on the planet might have never even seen snow but everybody's run straight so you could make the argument with him he is the fastest person on the planet i know some crackheads that'll smoke him but at the 10 to age of 57 right now

but in like a 40 100 not 100 shit crack kid can't run 100 shit can't run 100 me you tell him for a 20 rock and you got some good shit you think they can run 100 meters smoke him bro there's this guy who asks Crackheads if they want to eat a flaming hot chip. Have you guys seen this? No. Oh, boy, this guy's got some good. It's like street dudes. If they could eat it.

He's a, you'd eat the hottest chip. Straight to their day, yeah, it's no big deal. And, bro, watching them suffer through this is fantastic. It's fantastic. God bless TikTok. And whatever your name is. Shout out you, you legend. How do we get here?

I don't know. Oh, Cracket. Yeah, I just think that, you know, I don't understand why you would step on your own moment. Like, you don't have to, you know. He's trying to elevate his own moment. But that's a wag. You can't pull yourself up by stepping down on other people, especially people in one of the most popular sports in the world. You know basketball, the third most watch sport in the world.

But yeah. It's soccer, football, cricket, and fucking basketball. I think Formula One is in there as well. Top three is soccer, cricket, and football. I mean, yeah, soccer, cricket, and basketball. My point with that is, these are the most popular, richest players in the world. You want them supporting you. You Google this guy name this year.

I mean, this week, that's all you see. Kevin Durand, Draymond, Aaron Gordon, Drake, clap back, you know what I mean? America loves our sprinters. Come on. And why is shit on American sports? Also, why is you on a sport where, like, there are skills that are required? It's skills required in track. Oh, God.

No, no. It definitely feels you quiet. If you go like that fast, then you can... Nah, it skills you quiet in track. Any fucking idiot can run track. Oh, shit. Here we go. Yo, let's go.

Literally, literally, it is the sport that the dumbest people can do. Oh, shit. When you look at the Special Olympics, what's the one they always get right? When you look at the Special Olympics, what's the one they always get right? They can let them go straight. They're not worried about them. doing the running ones. When they're doing the pole vault or something with sharp shit, they go,

okay, this might be an issue. But when it comes to running straight, nobody at the Special Olympics is worried that they're going to fuck that up. They're good at basketball too. You could literally have pound syndrome and you could run 100 meters straight easily. Basketball requires

intellect. It requires brain power. It requires skill. Are you talking about it with the relay too and track? Because that's the skill. You have a good handoff. You're going to tell you right Knife. Taylor bought to defend y'all. If Taylor about to be y'all represented right now. I don't know if you want.

I know. I know. Why you want to do that? Did you just say it's hard to hand a baton to another human being? It is. Yes, it is. You know, my niggas. For the idiots that run track.

Have you not seen people messed up over a time? Imagine not being able to hand a baton. You think they're going to be able to play basketball? In full stride? You think they're going to be able to play basketball? Andrew, they're coming at full speed. You think they're going to be able to handle a box one? In full scribe.

I can show you. That happened in the U.S. Championships now. Obviously, the women are better at grabbing it, but the men, we're not as familiar. The women, the women, the ones who fumble. No, they don't. No, they did fumble.

No, they don't. Them lesbos. And they still won. They still won. They still won. Them lesbos. I'm gonna tell you something. Yo.

All right. You never seen the men handed up. No homo, no homo. Yes, I have. No homo. I want to tell everybody. They didn't say no homo. That's like everybody out there that runs track.

I can be holding on to a baton while another man. I totally disagree with Andrew Shokes. This is going to be the time Andrew gets smoked. Wait, why? You're saying that it requires more intellect. Playing track requires more playing track. What do you call it?

Did you see? Running amok? Did you think running amok? Did you even see him one? You know? You didn't see one? You know? They play football.

To be an offensive lineman. Yeah. The being a center. You sound crazy. The being a quarterback. You sound crazy. The being the middle linebacker, reading the entire defense.

Predicting what 12 people are going to do At one point, I think that takes as much as, I can't run in a circle. You're judging this off the one track, the former track runner you beat. That's what you're judging off. I don't count beating women, bro. I don't count that. You're judging this off Taylor and that's not fair to all the other track people. First of all, that shouldn't even be the fucking judge me.

Why didn't you use your brains to beat me in that race? Hold, let's call it. What happened last time? Why didn't you use, you want me to start again? Yeah, start again. Start again. Start again. You got something for me?

Start again. Let's play this game. I'm gonna call one of my... Let's play this game. Track stars. So what did you say about track stars again? No, I said you, you... They require the lowest amount of intelligence to do of any sport.

That's... Anyone could run, Andrew. You're making my point. No, no, no, no, but you're missing a point. Say again? Yeah, Kevin Hart, go down. That running ain't that. But he knew which direction we go.

Is that what you're basing the offer? His muscles did. Wait. His muscles gave up because he's 40. But when he was younger, his brain didn't give up. He knew where to go. I think it was dehydration. There it is.

Dehydration and he didn't stretch. Damn, she's under the dryer right now at the hair salon. But. I said, can I call you going to podcast real quick? Why are we? Are we really going to make the argument? Hold on. I said, Schultz said,

nobody is here. The lawyer to mind intelligence to run. She put, oh, shit. She said, damn it, I'm under the dryer at the head salon. I'm just saying, playing a, playing basketball. If you're a point guard, right? You're a shoot like Kobe's knowledge of the game is unprecedented. Magic Johnson's knowledge of the game is unprecedented.

Steve Nash's knowledge of the game is unprecedented. You're going to compare that skill set. What Messi does on a soccer field. You're comparing that. They're two different. I can't compare it. I think it's the same. One is Taylor Swift.

Oh, my God. I think it's the same. You know why I think it's the same? Because I think it's a certain mind muscle connection you have to have when you're running track. Oh, my God. It is. Oh, my God.

When it comes. I don't like Taylor co-signing me because she co-signed me last week when I made up that lie about me on the next. She was in the background talking about exactly when I lied about this Michael Jackson law. I don't want her co-signed me. You did say exactly me. When she co-signed me, I feel like I'm wrong. That's what tracks are you, bro. That's what track starts her.

You hit go and they go. They don't think about nothing. Is this a comedic podcast? So why can I play on? You were serious. You were dead serious. You were so serious. You were dead serious.

You were dead. Somebody on Instagram said, Taylor Ryder, die with a lie. But seriously. Andrew. Literally. Andrew, but you don't understand. Your mark is to go. Sometimes they just start running.

Like they don't even think they'll just start running in a big conversation. I used to do this with my track money. I used to do this with my track money. We'd be at the bar drinking beers. They go on your mark. They go, whoa, whoa, whoa. And they just start running immediately. Mind muscle connection, though.

They don't have mine. Stop saying that thing. It doesn't require mind. But it doesn't require my track stars. Can I tell you something? Listen, when they run the mile, right? In the last mile, they have to gain.

In the last mile of the mile? Okay. You see what I'm saying? Do you all see what I'm saying right now? Do y'all see, Alex, come back here right now. Do you all see what I'm saying? This is what I'm saying. That's it.

That's all I'm saying. In the last mile of the mile. In the last mile of the mile. I told you all, I told you all, if Taylor was going to be your representative. This is you. This is the hole you're digging. The last, the last 400 or 200 meters, they have worked. The last 400 of the 200 meters?

I'm going to walk out the fucking road. I'm going to walk out the fucking road. It is what you said. It's literally what you said. The last 400 or the 200 meters. When she calls me the end word, you know it's serious. Because it's going to fuck all. Listen to what I'm fucking saying.

Also, track starts very easy to anger. Very easy to. very easy to ride one. Very easy to ride one. No, it's just me. No, it's a track start thing. Listen. Yes, go.

Go. And then let. You did, you did look like you're about to run. I'm not going to lie. And that last go, you did do a little something. Then you lean back. She was about to go for a right now. I'm telling you, you could rile them up.

Oh, my God. I disagree. I think track stars are intelligent. No, no, no. I didn't say that there are. That's not what you say. No, I said it requires the least amount of intelligence. It's not what the fuck you say.

No, I didn't say track stars are dumb. I said it requires the least amount of intelligence to run straight. You can have the smartest person in the world that's a track star. Of course, they would waste their intelligence on it. But you can't have it. It doesn't mean. What I'm saying is to play the center position in the NFL, to play quarterback. back to play middle linebacker.

Come on. But I said they got to remember playbooks. Ray Lewis had the entire defense memorized. He knew every fucking play coming at him. To play safety in the NFL? Why are you even comparing them? But I'm sure it's a lot of stuff like that in track, right? Don't they teach y'all stuff when y'all run?

I mean, I know you haven't done it in a while, Taylor, but don't they teach you all like... We have to run out the blocks. We had to learn how to run out the block. Yeah. Have you ever ran out the block before? I spun the block. Shult's going to be somewhere with his phone. Yeah.

And all he can do is somebody going to snatch it. Exactly. And I'm going to go, false start. And they go, damn, go, okay. Here, sorry, I thought I went. Let's try it again. Let's try it again. I'm telling you, that's all you know.

Oh, my God. Are you the same because of running is easy? That's what you're trying to say? Running is not easy. I mean, I'm just fucking around. But what I'm saying is you're just running straight. And track stars don't run like normal people. It's 200 before you're running on a curve.

No, I'm not going to lie. Like they be down They got to come up And to run in turn That you have to do all that too You gotta be genius Come on First of all

You all You don't know what it's like to be like this And they're right So you have to start up No how you just described Exactly what we have to do When you have to just pop up You're gonna mess up your

Stride Why are you running? Why are you laughing? Why are you running? Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? The point is not that track stars are dumb, okay? I don't know what you're trying to prove,

but the point is not the track stars are dumb. The point is you don't need to be a genius to be a track star. No one's saying that is there. I don't know if I believe that. I think you've got to watch your nutrition. You know what I mean? I think there's a lot of different things that you want to be in a tractor. I don't know anything.

You're really doing something, bro. That's a sport. You're trying to roll her up. That's what you do it. You really are trying to roll her up. No. But Charlotte made a point. You know, that's have to watch your nutrition.

You know. You got to keep your weight down. You got to keep your weight down. This guy is fucking an insane person right now. Like, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm trying to tell you all of this thing.

It's just like a boxer, okay? Don't do that. When a box is trying to make weight, right? The nutrition aspect of what they do is just as important as the athletic stuff. Everything got to be measured correctly. You got to drink a certain amount of water. You got to eat this right amount of food. It got to be the same thing we're tracking.

Who are you talking about? I will not. First of all, not a what did I look at tail and say, what are you talking about? Did I do that to her? I'm on her side. I'm on her side.

You know what I'm saying? I had her back the whole time. I was right here saying exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Now you're being an asshole. Because you know that's not all that goes into it. He was literally making the argument for you.

Look it up. Look it up. Look at all sports. You should be having a good. No, no. I think it's a lot different with a track. With track you really. really need to be on it.

Look it up. Look at, look up. Like, what, what, what is it take to be a track star? You need to be able to go, you need to be able to turn left, to the left, to the left. You need to be able to turn left with a little bit. Google it, what does it take? Or it goes straight. You just gotta be fast.

No, it's not, man. It's like saying being in the NBA, you just gotta be tall. Well, that helps. It does the majority of the work. Let's look it up. You know what? If you're seven feet, you can be in the NBA. This is crazy.

What? It is just insane. This is just insane to me. What? Are we really making the argument that running straight requires all of your mental energy? I just can't believe the talk of nutrition

caused such animosity. You know, that is... Why is... Why did that? Why? You got your back. Now, watch, when you look up what it could be a track star,

nutrition is on here, I want it to call me. I really hate both of them. What does it say? What does it take to be a track saw? No, I'm... Scum? We're scum between...

You have to find a goal that really inspires you. A goal. Yeah. You have to slow down. I hate you. You have to take 180 steps every minute. What?

90 per leg. This is what it takes to be a good track song. Run trails. Run for over 45 minutes or an hour. You need to take into nutrition. There you go. Boom! There you go.

Apologize to me, Taylor. You know, you're not apologize. Look at what it is to be a great boxer. Look at what it is to be a great basketball player. I think it's different with track. What are you trying to make? Andrew's argument right? Yeah, I think you're trying to make my argument right too.

All you keep talking about running the straight line. It's more than just that. Okay. What are the other things you got to do to do track? I already told you. You got to jump up, jump far, jump far. It comes to the relay and stuff. That takes a lot of work to get it straight.

Yeah, right. So anything four-year-olds can do, you can do as a track star, right? Jumping in the sand. Four-year-olds, right? You take your kid to the sand. They jump in it. That's the thing, right? I can't wait the price.

What? Why do you want to fight me? I don't think we should have this conversation no more because there's no track people in here. Listen, this is why we, this, that's, now everybody's staying in shots everywhere. I don't even know what to do. To maximize strength gains and enhanced recovery training sessions, you have to have high protein diets within 30 minutes of training. It is important to eat throughout the day before practice. Low energy leads to poor training sessions running in multiple heats are events throughout the day.

It says nutrition is one of the top things when it comes to running track. That's facts. That's facts. And you have to remember this type of shit because you can't eat too much because the same thing with boxing. You can't eat too much because you don't want to get overweight.

But you need to eat enough. That's the same thing with other sports. You make it seem like it's just trashed. It says eating during a long run will help keep you moving and replenish what you're burning. It's more, I think it's worse. And by the way, you know the only reason I know that?

What? The fucking flash. That's right because the flash is burning calories like crazy. The flash eats all the fucking time? Yo, can I ask you all the time? Can I ask you a question? What is the hardest?

That's a good point. A track event. mentally. What is the one that's like really putting hurdles? Hurdles. Hurtles. Got to be hurdles. Hurdles. Because you're running full speed and jumping over them shit? Yeah, running. That's different, bro. That is different. That is different.

What? What? Are you interested? You're crazy guy. So, so, so what do you think? What do you think? What do you think? The toughest, like this, only the smartest track stars can do it. Which one? I'm not having this conversation with you guys. Just which one? If we could just. Which one?

It had me yell and not like that. What else we got, Taylor? Here's a journey. And y'all not respect to this. What else we got, Taylor? Uh, pardon. What don't we not tell him? Andrew done pissed off the whole track community.

Why? They would agree. Every track person would agree with me. They'd be like, yeah, we're not using our fucking brain during this, but we happen to be the best athletes on the planet where the fastest human beings on the planet. That's not how you said it. So stop. I'd said it that way the entire time.

All the time I thought it was going to be some. Other T's that took us out. But nope. Track stars. So shout out track stars. You know what I mean? Like start winning. What else we got?

I don't like it when America loses in track, bro. I grew up with Carl Lewis, bro. The dude that we can't even remember his name was now. No allows. He busted ass. Chikari busted ass. The USA swept into four by 100. Was Jamaica competing?

Both of them. Yes. But yeah. Because Jamaica does not play. Jamaica does not play. He beat them after. Couple of years. Salute to Young Miami.

Young Miami stop cop blocking your daddy. You know what I'm saying? Because your daddy is single. And, you know, he's available. Let them women get, being your daddy DMs. The daddy got to have a life, too. Let's go ahead. Carlos Miller.

Young Miami daddy is Carlos Miller. My guy I call him. That is the deacon if I ain't ever seen the deacon. But they ain't Carlos. The only reason we did he look like Carlos because of the bed, the hat, and the outfit. Yeah, Carlos, yeah. What's Carla?

Shout out of Carlos, but that's not Carlos. That is not Carlos. Don't disrespect it. That's exactly how Carlos dances too. Nah, stop playing, man. It is. Stop playing. I swear I didn't do it on stage a couple of times.

Stop that. Y'all are acting crazy. Who's that man right there? Yeah, I can disrespect for it right now. That man DM is going to be flooded. Flooddy. How old is young Miami daddy? That's OG's out here killing it, man.

You hear me? That's OG's out here killing it. Yes, sir. We were having a conversation earlier. I feel like a lot of women nowadays want old to men. What do you mean nowadays? It's always been like that? Of course.

You things on? Of course. I think it's a little different. I think it's a little bit more different now. Well, why now? Why do you think? Because I'm old. Because I'm old.

You know, and I want to be reminded. I still got it. Which I do. Which they do. Remind me, because they call me Uncle Snacky. When you say, Soga, That's a guy would like in what way? I don't.

I like when they call me Uncle Snacky. Why? Because it makes me feel good. It don't make you feel good when somebody tells you you look good? Uncle Snacky makes you feel good, though? Yes. Okay. Same reason your Instagram is Fun Size T.

I have a reason for that, though. What is the reason? Because I saw a shirt when I was younger in middle school and I said, I'm not short. I'm fun size. And I was like, oh, there we go. Oh, see, we're flipping. I like that. You were taking it back.

You were taking back to power. Exactly. Man, I feel like you, I feel like you angry of me right now. I am. I feel so.

Why is she angry in me? What the fuck did I? Because y'all think it's fun in games. You're being nice. We were talking about track. It is fun and games.

Yeah. We go to asking an idiot. What's going on right now? Why he's so angry? I don't know what you did. Y'all are bullied. That's what it is. Let's go to asking me.

Yo, come on. We're not even bullying. Ask an idiot. As an idiot? No, y'all need to do another ad. No. There's only two. No, it's elevate.

Oh, we got to do elevate. All right, let's do it. Let's pay some bills and Wu-Sah and come back and maybe Taylor won't be mad at us anymore. My girl said, my home girl said, an ignorant person would think that because everybody can run. Okay. Just ask her, what requires more mental strength, playing quarterback or playing, uh, point guard, or running straight? I think it requires the most.

Do you know what you also have to do while playing basketball, Chris? Run straight. It's the same thing with track, too. I get what you're saying. Basketball is track and bouncing. I think the thing that we're not taking into consideration with track runners is their form. You have to hold a lot more information in your head playing basketball on football. There's no question.

Yeah. But the thing is, you can take greats in those sports. track, it's a shorter period, definitely cross-country. It requires a lot of mental stamina just to keep going because your body wants to shut down. So if you're talking about strange, I can see it. Actual intelligence and information. Chris, you don't think that your body wants to shut down playing basketball.

You see these guys throwing up on the sides. Yeah, that's why guys don't get back on defense. That's why they don't run the lane because they're like, that's why people take it easy in track. They coach. It's over. You go, you take it easy somewhere. Take a break.

I asked her, I said, what requires more. Yeah. When I was young, I would run track. Right? One time of track. From country. No. Racewalk.

I would do 100 meters. That's a race walk. I did. I ran race walk. I got race walk. I do race walk. Did you ready to do the racewalk? I did.

I did. I was a, I got bronze. I was a kid. Racewalk is the most stupidest. Why you shouldn't know people's sports? It is. It is. It is stupid because aren't we there to run or do any

the field events? Why are you walking? You know what's going to be funny? Right, though? And walking doesn't require shit. You're going to be getting challenged. Every time you walk down the street now. Every time you walk down the street, motherfuck will be walking up to your coin. Look, I'm in New York. Look, in New York. No, no, no. But look, much of real shit.

And you're going to lose. I understand you doing the walk race because it's fucking walk race in New York. Okay, she said, I said, what requires more mental strength? Playing quarterback point guard or running. She said, it's not a comparison. I said, that's what he's comparing. She said, they all require different skills. She said, mental strength as far as what?

I don't even think she could have this combo, bro. I don't think she could have this combo, bro. She's a gold medalist. In what? Track. What, what, uh, uh, I just, I just was, uh, she was, uh, four by 400 relay, frying the brain, four by 100 relay and 60 meters. 400 meters is hard to run.

If you know, 400 meters is hard to tell to run. I've done it. She won gold and all the old. That's amazing. Yeah, she won gold in the hundred. meters in the USA outdoor track and field championship. She's the world champion. Yeah.

She's smoke shit. What's your time in the 400? You say what? Me? What's her time? Hers or mine? I don't know. She just said all require a certain skill.

48 seconds. And the 400? What are we doing? Can we do that? As a guy? That's bad? A little bit. Too much tail on the pod today.

It's a 12 second split. of the hundreds. What's your 40 time? What 400? I was in the 400 run. I ran 200. What'd you get in 200? My fastest time was 25, 5.

And then for 100, it was 116. In a way. I ran a 3640, yo. I have the gold medal. I'll bring them in next week. You're bringing them gold medals because I smoked you in 100

and I'm not running no 11 spies. I ran that when I was in high school. Exactly. I was in high school. I'm a 40-year-old man. She was in high school. What does that have to do with me? I'm not running like that anymore.

I told you all to go to the commercial. This shit is going to get stupid. Taylor is going to try to fight everybody in here. I want to fight all you now. Why? Nobody wants to fight. This is the only person I don't want to fight. So violent for no reason.

I ain't do nothing. What about me? That's crazy. Why are you upset at me? What did I do besides have a great argument? What did I do? Besides, I have a great argument. Hey, Joe.

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like, come on, Taylor, Gay. Like, just try break me up. It doesn't work for me. Why can't? What the fuck just happened? What the hell just happened? You know you do that. I love Taylor. I love you. What do I tell you all the time? I know you love. I'm the only person who believes in you.

That's one of the greatest compliment this is I've ever heard about a dire. It's not a disc. I say that's her all the time. I'm the only person that believes in you. Bro, that is a mind fuck right there, bro. That is a Mind fuck, dude. It's not a mind fuck.

Why is that fucked up? How do you think about that? Hold on. You could just say, I believe in you. But you also need to let her know, ain't nobody else believe in her. No, I think what I'm trying to tell her is, I believe in her so much.

That, no one else. I don't know if everybody else believes in her the way that I do. That's a way better version of saying, yo, everybody else thinks you suck except me. What's kind of true? But they're wrong. We're going to prove them wrong, Taylor.

Taylor made it productions, baby. You keep going. Taylor made it. Taylor made it. Taylor made it. Taylor made it. You're really making me regret saying Taylor made it. Why?

It's fine. We got it. Taylor made it. But you're saying your business is now it looks silly. Everybody that listened to breakfasts. Why it looks silly? Everybody that listens to breakfasts. Everybody that listen to Breakfast Club knows Taylor does the best imaging in the fucking world.

Damn right. I've been trying to tell her for the longest. Taylor, you are a genius at imaging. Keep focusing on imaging. She's been focusing on imaging. She makes everybody feel good. Explain what imaging is for people. Imaging is when you hear like the donkey of the day intros or the breakfast club intro to say,

live from the black mothership. Or when we have all the different guests co-hosts and like, you know, Jess with the mess has her, Jess with the mess and her news is real. Like, don't call me white girls on this week. Taylor did a special customized intro for her. All of these people love these customized intro. All this audio editing that basically really increased the production value of a segment. He's like, oh, this is a real segment.

Yes. There's a lot of people nowadays who don't know how much money you can make doing other things other than being talent. As long as I've been doing radio, I've only known one imaging person and that was Dr. Dave, salute to Dr. Dave. You know, drama started doing it a few years ago, DJ Drama. and, you know, DJ drama, it became a very lucrative thing for drama at one point. There we go. Taylor isn't a voice, but Taylor can take voices and produce voices and make those voices sound amazing.

She makes the imaging sound amazing. She gets the right elements from movies and TV shows and all types of other stuff. And she takes direction very well. It's actually the only time she takes very well direction, very good direction. You tell Taylor to do anything else. She won't do it. She's going to do it, but it's going to be fucked up. Yeah.

Right? she might eventually get it right. But when it comes to that imaging, I can see the twinkling her eyes. She's passionate about it. She loves it. You know what I mean? She enjoys it.

And I know that's what she should be doing. And you've already starting to see some benefits from it, right? You know what I'm saying? Wait, what's going on? What's going on? People are hitting her up. Give them to tell them where to hit behind you, Taylor. I see my own page on Instagram,

called Taylor Made It. And you can do imaging, not just for radio. You can do it for podcasts. You can do it for anything. Taylor made it. Taylor made it. What is it? At Taylor Made it.

Yeah, at Taylor Made it, Productions, underscore Productions. Or you just find on my page, Fun Size underscore T, which I'm probably going to be changing. Why are you going to be changing? Because I was telling you, too, just to really brand it. You're grown up. Yeah. Yeah, fun size T is silly.

It's silly. You're too old. You don't think so. It's true. I don't know. I know you as fun size. Me too. That's why I, that's fine. You're too old for that, Taylor.

Okay, well. Just go to email. Stop it. You all can email me, um, Taylor. What? I can tell he's holding something back. I am not. You can tell by what this fucking.

I'm looking at God talking to Taylor through asking an idiot. M. Wilson 83. What's one thing that you thought was really fun in your 20s that you think is stupid? Now, punch size T. Now go through your email. Wait, what? What? Y'all could, you'll mess this whole thing up.

You can contact me at Taylor Made it, Pride, P-R-O-D at gmail.com right now. Boom. Taylor-Mated prod at what you said? Gmail. Gmail. Yes. All right. M. Wilson 83 says,

what's one thing that you thought was really fun in your 20s that you think is stupid down? Shit. Damn to everything. Yeah. We had a good ass time in our 20s. Boy, when you look back on it, you're like, that's what your 20s are for. Your 20s are to do stupid shit. Yep.

Like getting head. Bro, that shit is dumb now. That shit is so fucking stupid. Why? Because you're not getting any. Bro, that's for your 20s, dude. You know what I mean? That ain't for your fucking 30s and 40s.

Blow jobs? You're 30s and 40s? dude, get out of here. What are you guys crazy? Fine, man. What are you guys crazy? You know what's so interesting, though? Me and Duval talk about this all the time.

Head? Duval calls it, yo, I had some ideas about blowjobs. You want to go over it for a little bit? You're not really young. You're not as young for as long as you think you are. Oh. If you're blessed, you're older way longer than you're younger. Because we decide.

old is like 30. So think about if you could live to 100, you spent 70% of your life old. Yes. Yes. Yes. Because you're a child, right? And then when you're out,

you're in about, you're a teenager. Yeah. And then it's your 20s. You really ain't as young in your 20s as you think, right? Like if you're somebody like, if you're 20, 21, yeah, you're still there.

Yeah. But how long is that last? So 25? To 30. I think you got to 30. Yeah. But once you hit 30, what do you start doing?

Yeah, once you're on your 30. You got to stop something talks all the fucking time. That's for a fact. Yeah, because you're 10 years from 40. And, you know, Biggie said being broke at 30, give a brother to chills. So some people might say, which I think is wrong, if you're not where you want to be at 30, you know, you're saying you kind of, you kind of failing in life. I don't agree with that. No.

You know what I mean? I don't agree with that. I think that, you know, it takes time, but I think that you got to let go of a lot of a 20-year-old mentality. Like, the problem is there's a lot of y'all that's in your 30s and y' and y'all still moving and thinking like y'all doing. like y'all did in your 20s, and that shit is actually keeping you stuck on stupid. Because when you're 20, five years from now, you can say, okay, I'll be 25. When you're 25, you can say five years from now, I'll be 30. You start getting 33, 34, 35.

That five years from now, you hitting 38, 39, 40, baby. And once you hit 40 and you still doing the same old shit you were doing at 20, God bless. You know what I'm saying? God bless. Shit about to be rough for it. you. Damn, bro, that was intense.

No, just put it out there. You know, sometimes I'll be seeing these people and they be talking like they're so young. You know, you might,

you 35. Yes, you might be younger than me. But you hold the Ka's tonight. That's facts. It's okay. You are ancient as fuck. So you're trying to keep up with,

and that's the problem. They're trying to keep up with them. Don't do it. Like Kai got his own lane. He's 20-something years old, 21 years old. That's his era. That's his thing.

he's different. You better figure something else out. It's a 34, 35-year-old head ass. Quiz 100. Would you fight Floyd in last three, three-minute rounds for 50 million? I'm not fight him for one mill. Ooh. Not fight him for one mil.

Because I'm not last in three, three-minute rounds with Floyd. No chance. I don't think people realize how long three minutes in a round, a boxing ring is. It's not even. I really, and I know y'all hear that, I'll go three, right. That's nine minutes. That's easy.

No, it is not. With somebody relentlessly attacking you, you have no skill set. You don't know how to bob. You don't know how to fucking weave. And you're trying to swing back. He might knock you to fuck out. There's no guarantee that you're going to last three minutes.

Yeah. And in a ring with Floyd Mayworth. Yeah. 100%. No. You're not going to just try to run and hope. Just try to get through the run. Yeah.

That's exactly what I would do. I wouldn't hold. I wouldn't hold them. My fucking would be hitting you all in the ribs and shit. I would run. Yeah. I'd run. I'd run.

I'd definitely run. Omar Sprolet. Who's what else? Would you put? Oh, go scroll back up. This is a good one. Omar Salazar 95. Would you put Taylor in jail one year and you automatically get $5 million?

Fuck up. You're not trying to split that? Y'all gonna split it with me when I come out? Of course. Because we definitely sending you to jet. Yeah. You're going.

You got to go. You're going. Come on, bro. Honestly, though, I'm not mad at it because I heard, no mind. I'm not going to say it. You know, say it because what you're saying is fired. I agree with you.

I agree with you. You heard what? You heard what? You heard you. It's not that bad. I heard jail's not that bad. That's what I'm talking about. Spent one weekend in Tampa.

One week. One weekend and 10, bro. That's all the thing. Come on. You know what I was saying that because I know someone that just actually came out of jail. Oh, Dana. About a year. Boy, girl.

She had a book club in there. She had her phone, watching TV. It seemed like a good time for me. You're getting hate. I'm saying I'm on your side, yo. I'm on your side. That's the only place you would get head at 39 or 40s. You know what I mean?

Come on. You got to go to jail. Hold on. How much you split in? I should get most of it. No, we give you $100. Give you $100 grand? Yeah, yeah.

Out of $5 million. $100,000 out of $5 million? They offer, this offers for us. It ain't for you. This is charity we're giving it. Would you put tail in jail? I'm assuming to you with me and Andrew. Yeah.

Would you put tail in jail for a year and you automatically get $5 million? We give you 100 each. So 2.4, $2,000. $200,000 to you. That's crazy. How much you want, $2.50? I want at least two mill. Oh, get out of here.

Two million. Just to be in jail like you said watching TV. Huh? You had, for you to have fun? Yeah. Getting your pussy eight. Exactly. Get your nails done, read a books talking about them.

Actually, every time you called us from jail, whenever it sounded like you would have fun, I deduct money. Boom, 100%. Because think about you don't even got to work. We still got to work. We got to come to work every day. You out there getting your pussy eight. We got to find a new producer.

Oh, my God. You know what I'm saying? It's an inconvenience for us really. It is. It really is an inconvenience for us. It is. It is. It's actually inconvenient and peaceful. A year without Taylor. Oh, my God. All right. Be careful what you wish for. You're right. And you're right, Taylor. That is absolutely right. I was joking, though. That was a lie. That was a bigger lie to me talking about Beyonce. The Michael Jackson Law. I would not know what to do without you for a year.

Oh, that was beautiful. I really mean that from the bottom of my heart. But you're still going to jail. Alex Buss. What did that shit say? Do y'all do positive self-talk? Oh, no, let's do this one. This is a good one. Richie Presence. Andrew, how do you feel about YouTube channels, podcasts getting demonetized?

Oh, I don't want podcast channels to get demonetized. This is the combo I've been having for months. And why I always say you can't build a sustainable business on YouTube. YouTube is for marketing and promotion. I disagree with that. Explain. I think it sucks when channels get demonetized. I also think that YouTube is its own business.

They have the rules, and as long as they are forthcoming with the rules, and they are fair with the rules across the board, that is their choice, and it's your choice to engage with them with that business. I think you can absolutely build a business on a platform, and as your business gets more visibility, if you're not paying for the products, right, you are the product. So whatever that's saying is, if you're not paying for the product, You are the customer or whatever.

I forget exactly what it is. You described social media. Point is, I don't want anybody get demonetized. I want anybody to get demontas for jokes. I want people to be able to speak freely. But it is a company. They have the right to have their own rules. That's all I'm saying.

So if you can't create authentically on that platform, you have to find a platform where you can create authentically. 100%. That's all I'm saying. And that's why I don't understand when people have these conversations about ownership, but what you have is a, YouTube channel. But YouTube channel is ownership. Let's say, for example, you may not... It's not ownership

if somebody can tell you exactly what to do. But they can't. Well, let's say, for example, YouTube goes, hey, you have a YouTube channel where you're opening presents. And YouTube is like, yeah, we love people that open presents. They can build a sustainable business on that. Sure. But they still... You're absolutely right, but they

still could if they wanted to. Put it this way. It's no different than, let's say you have a business. And they don't tell you how much you make. They can dictate what they pay you. At any given moment. That was one of the big, I read a Time magazine article about it, how all of these YouTube creators were upset because they were saying, like,

all of a sudden, the money they were making just changed. Go get your own ads like we do. That's the thing. You can't just sit back and be like, pay me. That's annoying. You've got to go out and hustle and got to do your thing yourself. But then even with that now, they're getting rid of third party ads. No. Yes, they are.

They're getting sued right now. Yes, they are. They cracking down on third party ads shows. I don't think that's true. Yes, they are. Chris, my line? They crack it down out there. They're getting sued. I haven't seen that, but that's been the fear that people have had because they want. Remember they just got sued? Who got sued? Remember it was Google? We just was talking about this. Somebody got sued. I think it's Google ads or somebody. Remember they took YouTube to court and found out, what was it, Alex? You know what I'm talking about.

They did get sued. I just don't know. Yeah, and they got to pay billions of dollars to somebody. I forgot who it is because of third party acts. All I'm saying is all of this shit is changing. Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Listen, listen. How is this any different than like you are renting a retail space in New York and you put a restaurant there and then your landlord starts to raise your rent? That's all I'm saying.

But you would so call that a real business. You would so call that restaurant a real business. But it has to change and evolve with the times. Right? And that restaurant has to change and evolve at the time. So that neighborhood gets really popping. All of a sudden they double their rent. They have to decide if they're going to stay there or move somewhere else.

and you do the same thing with your business digitally. You decide if you want to stay there or you want to move to a different platform that will accommodate the content you make. Or buy the fucking building. Or you buy the building. That's why I salute everybody who I salute 85 South Show. I salute Kendry G.

People that are starting their actual own apps. And they may not be, they may not have, you know, the millions, the millions of people that's on YouTube. But man, if you get 50,000 people, 100,000 people to pay. You can't even control that. Even if you have your own app. If you really piss people off, the credit card companies will say,

well, we're not going to support your house. The app store. Really? That happened to Alex Jones. If you say, if you say, if you say fucked up shit, then maybe PayPal goes now we don't want people allowed to use it. If you say fucked up shit on your app, the app store will go, we're not going to sell your products on the app store.

So there's never this comfortable situation where you're going to be good no matter what. What you have to go out there and do as any entrepreneur does is go out there and take that risk and then try to monetize your content that you make. the most authentic way possible. And don't put all your eggs in one basket. Yeah, have multiple baskets. Have multiple motherfucket baskets. I like what 85 South Show is doing using YouTube as a marketing,

promotional tool to push a lot of their new stuff. And the OG stuff, like, you know, the 85 South live shows or, you know, when they have guests like Nick Cannon, Birdman, you go to the app for that. You know what I mean? So that means you got all of these different revenue screens coming in. You got your YouTube. You got your stream app. You got your stage show.

I just feel like people got to be doing more than just being on these platforms. That's like on these platforms solely, especially when you're saying, hey, this is my YouTube channel. I got my podcast here. And it's a podcast network, which that really don't make no sense to me because YouTube is YouTube podcast or podcasts. I think that two different revenue streams, two different ways of, you know, promoting whatever it is that you're doing, two different forms of entertainment.

You know what I mean? I like I like to listen to podcast. That's what I like to do. If I'm at home sitting on the couch, I might pull up the computer and watch it, especially if it's like some shit I want to see. Like you hear something like, I wonder what that looked like.

You know, but for the most part, I'm listening to the podcast. I see a lot of these people kind of hustling backwards just a little bit because they start their podcast via YouTube. I think you should start your podcast via audio

and then give them the YouTube video. I disagree. I don't think there's any searchable audio function right now to suggest your new podcast. So it's very hard to get in front of people's eyes when you have just an audio podcast. And that's just a problem. I think it might be harder with video. No, because with video, you can at least tag certain things.

You can title it in certain ways. You can tag certain conversations that might get the algorithm to pick it up. And then you can make smaller clips that you put out there. And you can have those clips feed the main episode. You speak from the perspective of somebody who's somebody. But I wasn't somebody first when we first started this. You kind of were. You always say you.

You know what I'm saying? You had the stand-up. You had God cold, stuff like that. With these people just started from scratch, I'd be looking sometimes, man, 100 views. Which is great. No, no, no, but the audio is not going to get more

just because it's there. People can't find it. I agree. There's no searchability for the audio. That's the only issue. That's why I leaned in so heavy to video from the beginning. I was like, there's no way to find a podcast

unless your friend tells you. But with video, the algorithm can suggest it. But that's why I think you should do both. Yeah, yeah, I agree. I think you should do both. Have your audio on your RSS feed and have the video up on YouTube 100%. Like you said, multiple pockets.

Yes. Multiple pots. Something hopefully will catch. But boy, I'd be looking at some of y'all, man, and I'm really starting to, how can I say this in the nicest way? No, you know how I like seeing people bomb?

Yeah. Some of you motherfuckers that be talking the most shit, like really like trying to set yourself on fire to get people to pay attention. And you still don't have nobody watching. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hilarious to me. Yeah.

Hilarious to me. But most of them, they just don't have the skill. Like, that's another thing. I've seen some people, I think I kind of know the people you might be talking about. And it's like, you watch it. It's like, oh, you try to do an impression of someone else. Yes. You can't even be yourself.

You're trying to do an impression of somebody else. And the people watching know it. They're like, you just don't have any personality. You're just not engaging enough for people to care about what you have to say. And that's just, that might be God, you know, like God makes up those decisions, right? That's right. You might want you to stay at your day job. That's it.

Don't quit your day job. That's all I'm simply saying. And it's not, and by the way, it's just one of those things that's not for everybody. You know, the funniest thing is when they do the biggest clickbait headline and that shit get nothing, bro. Because you know that they were just toiling over that headline. Like, ooh, I got a video. This is going to crack. And the crazy part is you're talking shit about the people you should be learning from.

That's my biggest thing. Like, you know, I... But sometimes Youngbugs think that's the only way they can get attention is by shit on the people ahead of them because they're the only ones. Because they think that's what works. Yeah. Because they see that. And we all make that mistake. We've all made that mistake in our careers too.

You and I both. So it's like, and then you learn when you get in position. You're like, oh, wow, I can learn way more from these people. And these people would definitely take me under their wing. And they would probably help me with these things. So it depends. and the only reason I say it depends. You're absolutely right.

I'm going to tell you what it depends on for me. A lot of this stuff, I don't hold them accountable for anybody because you don't know what you don't know. So yes, you're going to sound extremely ignorant to me if you're talking about me or somebody associated with me and you don't know what you're talking about.

Yeah. Because I know the truth. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? They're just doing it for views. You're just doing it for views, you know? I take this position. But I like original opinions.

So here's my thing. You've always had... Not going to get that. That's my point. You've always had unique, hot takes that I haven't heard anyway. You've been like this forever. But that's because my passion is the take.

Their passion is the view. The view. So their opinion is a paper bag in the wind. It's just flopping all over the place. Oh, where do I think the most views will come if I shit on this famous person? Because you know, you don't see a lot? Famous people getting shit on.

So I'm going to have that opinion, right? While everybody's celebrating this person, I'm going to shit on them. So if they actually had their own authentic views, probably more people would gravitate towards them. But since they're just chasing clouts, the human mind sees through it. I watch somebody literally do a whole bit, and I know it was everything they saw on Reddit.

Whatever a Reddit headline was, they were using the same language. Oh, wow. That the headline was using. Wow. They had the same clips that Reddit was taking and posting. And I'm like... So you ripping off.

And then when the people that were with him were trying to talk to him to explain why he felt the way he felt, he couldn't even explain it. Because he never felt it. You didn't feel that. You literally saw all of this shit on Reddit. And you was like, I'm going to take this. Use it for content on the pub. But when your people, because the people was like, I don't see it like that. Like, you know, I don't see it like that.

Like, you know, I don't. I think it was like this. I think it was like that. And he couldn't even explain it. He couldn't. He just saw a hot take and then he got a little pushback on it. He realized he never thought about it. You never thought of it.

But that's all I'm saying. I want you to have your own original hot take when you aren't on any of these platforms. But everything you said about YouTube is right? Everything. Everything you're saying about podcasters, right? You know? I just, I don't know, man.

I just want you. Like, I guess the only thing I'm saying is I don't want everybody to put their egg than one basket because that is exactly what could happen. Yeah. That's all. Um, what else we got? Who would win in a fight? Jake or Logan?

Jake. Little anal. Little anal? That's his name. Oh. Oh, Instagram name. I was like, what? No, what kind of fight is this? Little anal action.

No, uh, uh, I think, I think Jake wins. I think Jake is dedicated his life to boxing, and I think he's the better boxer currently. Now, Logan would never admit that, but I think, I think Jake is the better boxer right now. I like the Paul's, man. I love him.

I enjoy both those guys. Yeah. I really do. I enjoy Logan's whole podcast crew. Yeah. I can't remember none of their names right now. This is, I know.

Bro, it's almost like, if he compliments, you just know you're going to get the legs cut out immediately after it. End the podcast right now. No, my guy who's into Jesus. Oh, they kicked him off. What do they always do to Jesus, bro?

Man, I'm fucked up, man. For real? Why? I don't know. So it's just Logan and, um, my man? And I think they have another guy that's sitting in named Jeff, who sometimes sits in. What's my man named other dude? Mike.

Mike. Mike, my guy. Yeah, Mike is great. He was with the porn star. Yes, he has a, uh, yeah, he enjoys that. Man, they cut off my guy? Cut off your guy, man. They cut him with a guy.

So this guy's stupid. Damn, man. All praise to do, man. All right, one more. Let's do one more. It's a little. It's under here, I think. What else?

Oh, shit. We got that motherfucker scroll down, Taylor. We might have, we might got that motherfucker. Don't let them up. You didn't get this point. Oh, fuck me in the ass. Okay. This is a good one.

One more? One more? One more? Oh my God Yeah, there we go You got him? You ain't got You had it

You let him fucking go This is why Now see this is going to be a good video See on the podcast They're listening to They don't know the fuck going on Andrew caught a fly He had it

As soon as he moved his head He let it go Because he was scared to squeeze He was scared to squeeze You were scared to squeeze All you have to do is squeeze All you have to do All you have to do

All you have to do It was in between the button and my hand, bro. He knew I was afraid to squeeze. He came back to seconds. He said to squeeze. He's like, this motherfucker, I don't got the heart to squeeze. That's exactly what it was, yo. You were scared to fucking squeeze.

One more tails cordoned out? That's all we got? We got a lot, but I don't feel like answering these shit. These shit is silly. Maybe there's one more. Meyer Travelers. Would you rather have to... You know what, go?

I saw another one we could do. We can end it on this one. What was more? One more. One more. One more. One more. One more. One more. Okay. But Milken Nine says, if Charlotte Schultz and Denial are regret

about anything current in their lives. No? No? I'm really, really not. Repreading? Listen, I'm sure there's like little regret, like tiny regrets, but not like major. You know I don't regret nothing?

Why? I don't regret anything because you can't truly have faith and a higher power and you can't say things like everything happens for a reason if you regret

things in your life. I'm sure you regret moments where like you weren't the best version of yourself with someone. That's why I learned. Without that moment, without that moment, I wouldn't learn to be a better version of myself. But maybe, I understand that I think

that's a good way to process it, but there's also moments where you're like, well, I wish I, I already knew to be better and I didn't. had attitude or I was just being shitty. So like those are the things are like, ugh, I wish I handled that. But I don't regret it because I'm the type of person. I'll pick up the phone.

Yeah. And be like, yo, man, I apologize for such and such. Yeah. If I did you wrong, let me know. You know what I mean? I apologize. Like I have no problem being corrected on anything. I have no problem with a person coming to me and telling me they don't like something

I say. Taylor doesn't do me all the time. You know what I'm saying? So, yes, Taylor. If you apologize, isn't I'm kind of regretting what you did, though? no, I think not apologize it will leave me to more regret because I know I was wrong.

I know I was wrong. I know what I did was fucked up. I know I may cause harm to this person in some way. So me not getting the opportunity to apologize or me not apologizing will have me more living with regret than anything. I don't regret being wrong.

Yeah, the apology is liberating. You got to apologize. Where? You should apologize to me. And me. And you got mad when I thought of talking about on the drinking. X-Bet.

And why? You should apologize. Why do you guys want to apologize? Because you got mad and we thought to talk about nutrition. That's not why I got mad. Listen, we should, I think there should be a little apology for you. It will just help you get over this. You apologize to me.

I apologize to myself that I let you guys. Apologize to myself. That's one of the greatest things that's ever been said in the world. That I let you guys get to me. I apologize to me. I'm sorry to me. That is fucking amazing. That is one of the best things.

That's some shit Trump would say. Are you sorry? I'm sorry to myself. Trump was a crazy motherfucker. That motherfucker said he weighed $215. That's fire. They weighed him, bro. No, he did not.

That motherfucker said he was 6-2-250 times. Lamar Jackson was 6-2-215 pounds. Yeah, but Lamar are not built like Donald, bro. Donald ain't built like Donald. But Donald got no weight in his hands. there's part of his body that he doesn't have to worry about. So he carries it. I didn't have a man who lie about their weight, yo.

Wait, wait. I thought they weighed him. No. Oh, that's hysterical. I don't know what I'm saying. 6, 3, 2.15. Most insecure president ever in the history of life. When you lie about your weight like that, yo?

And you're supposed to be an out. How are you the thing are alpha males? You lying about your fucking weight. Let me process this for a second. Chris Christie ain't never lied about his weight. Imagine you found. I know Alex lied about his weight. O'Cas lied about his weight,

by height. We saw a flyer, a cop said he was 5'9. He was like, huh? But people do that, though. People lie about their weight in height, bro. Why? Because there's insecurities.

You lie? No, I don't. Bro. I'm 5'6. You said there's a law. Wait, you're 5'6? I thought you're taller than that. 5.7.

Thank you for noticing. See how easy it was for me to get you to lie? Yep. Yep. Absolutely. As always, if you listen to the podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent,

you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's a brilliant idiot's podcast. Thank you for listening.