The Brilliant Idiots - The Sweet Invisible

Episode Date: May 27, 2021

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It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Yep, Charlamy and the guy. Andrew Sheltz. We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast, and guess who's back? Hey! Guess who's back? I'm going to say something.

Andrew don't even look real to me. You're not, you see people on TV all the time, and then you meet him, and you're like, damn, I'm sitting by this dude. Andrew doesn't got swollen a little bit. Come on, bro. Heavy, hezzy. Hezzy D. I'm ticking on all haters, bro. Wax is here.

You. Taylor's over here, too. I don't know. No, it looks like shows been working out with Logan Paul, bro. I'll be out there. It's Miami, bro. Paul brothers are out there. They live in Miami?

No, I think they're in Puerto Rico right now. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Shout out to no taxes, man. Training. Logan posted to come on. He might be on breakfast club this week. Really? Yeah, I saw him on the schedule, but it said pending, so I don't know.

I don't know. Okay. But listen, man, we're happy to be here another week. How are you feeling, man? How I feel it back in New York? Bro, it feels, uh, seeing people just look unhappy, walking. I forgot that. It's always New York. Yeah, yeah, but I forgot that because in

Florida, you don't see anybody walking. And when you do, they're kind of happy. Yeah. Anybody go do something. Right? They're like, I got to go do something. I'm going to go run an errand. Or I'm just taking a walk in the neighborhood, right? Like, I lived in this Haitian neighborhood, and Haitians love to just like walk the neighborhood. It's just amazing. So they're so friendly. They're waving.

And I was just walking. There was this girl walking down the street. We're walking on other sides. And I just smiled. You know, because that's what I'm used to do, just strangers, right? And And she turned her body 45 degrees. She just went like that as if we were walking. Like as we walked by each other just gave me no look, whatever.

I'm like, I'm back. That's the New York coach. That's how it was for me when I first moved up here. That's what I do. But then you realize how stupid that is when you're walking down blocking Manhattan. You can't say hi to everybody that passes. I get it.

I grew up with it, but it's weird to like just have a smack in a face. You know what I'm saying? But I also heard an Asian accent for the first time in four months. Really? There's no Asians in Florida and just when I came in the building. Really? And the guy downstairs.

I was like, what Florida is? And then he just said it. I was like, ooh, I remember that. Yeah, yeah. What about your anxiety? Did you being back in New York make your anxiety going to do? Oh, dude, I forgot the feeling of walking down the street thinking, yo, is he going to punch me in the face?

Like, you know, I forgot that feeling because I had a fucking, you know, backyard and a pool and shit. So I never, I was in the safety of that. But walking down the street, you're just looking at someone like, yo, is that the guy? Yeah, people in New York have to do something. That's why they upset. People in Miami just going to do something. If they want to, they do.

Or if not, Florida is great. Hey, man. I love New York. I'm going to get back in the swinging shit, but there is a calm and an ease to Florida. Like, I understand why people retire in Florida. Yeah. Or Jersey. Yeah.

Well, explain Jersey. Well, because Jersey is quiet. I mean, depending on what part of Jersey, you is. But it's more suburban. You know what I mean? It's greenery. You know, you can have. a pool, like you can really live

in Jersey. To me, when I'm in New York, I'm, like, always uptight. Hustling. Yeah, man, I'm always wound up. But I like that. That's inspiring for me for comedy. Like, I was too comfy to write jokes. Really? Yeah, wow, wow, well, explain that. That's interesting. Because I like writing jokes about

people being outraged about something. Like, I don't care what is your outrage, but, like, when you're really pissed off about something, I like taking it away from you. It's fun. It's like my way of, like, I've been doing this since I was a kid. The more upset someone, guess. I'd be like, man, you're not really mad. But what if it was like this? Like, that's just kind of

who I am as a human. But out there in Florida, like nobody's upset about nothing, at least in Miami. They just spend the time with their families. They're just enjoying life. Like, they're getting drunk, they're partying, but no one's, like, upset. Yeah. And just walking out of the street in New York, I'm like, oh, this is what jokes are made out of. You know what I mean? We're back.

I get what you saying. It's just not good for me. Meaning, like, oh, it's bad for you. I love, I know for a fact, I operate better when it's conflict. I know that. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? You get excited by it.

Yeah, I don't know why. It's like, oh, okay, gets the blood rushing a little bit. Like, you know what I mean? You grow up with conflict. I know, but that's your comfort zone. No, no, you're right. You're right. And that's not good.

Yeah. I talk to my therapist about that all the time. No, you're absolutely right. You grow up with conflict and that is your comfort zone, but you shouldn't be comfortable with it. And it's to the point that when you don't feel it, you think something wrong. That's my part way now. Right now, I don't have to be, like, wilding, but you should see me.

I'm like booby-trapping everything. I'm going crazy. I'm like, do I really have to do this? But I have to do this. If I don't do that, I feel like I put my guard down. That's a problem. And that's what it gets you. That's what I'm going to get me.

Yeah. That's what I was the other night. We had the guy came to put lights in the yard. And so my wife's like, I'm going outside, you know, to go look at the lights. It's like 9 o'clock. I grabbed the machete. You have to try the flashlight. And she was like, you don't need that.

I was like, no, I don't need the guns. But I'm going to take the machine. Wait, you were with your wife in the backyard? In the front room to the front yard. For the front yard. Yeah. Brought a machete to the front yard. Just be, hey, man,

and 9 o'clock at night. Don't practice bad habits. Don't practice bad habits, man. And you do you have like neighbors and stuff that can see you? Sort of kind of. Not really. Not really. Sort of kind of.

I mean, they next door, but they got, it's like trees and stuff. Guys, this is why they call a cops on black people on the neighborhood. Okay, don't ever listen to that bullshit. Like, I was just walking around my front yard. You have a machete. It's my yard. That's your third world instrument.

You don't use. a machete. But what if you're sitting on acreage? Say what? What if you're sitting on acreage? Bears to call the cops or you? That's true. Also, you're not going to have to a bear with a machete?

Recall. Maybe out there. You just don't know, man. I got that. I said it's true. I got that fire. I keep that too. I didn't feel like I needed that in that moment.

That's my wife said you don't need the machete. No, I don't need the gun. Okay. But I don't need. All right. When would you take a machete before a gun? I would always take a gun. I would always, but I was just going to the front y'all for a second.

And it's just a little thing. It's real quick, you know what I mean? She doesn't have something with you. Looking at the lights. That's all. That's all. It just makes you feel at ease. My daddy always told me that.

That's why my daddy, you know, ended up tasing them people at Jet Stadium back in the day. I always got something with you. You never know. All of my places that actually beat people was really places that I wasn't supposed to happen. What do you mean? Like church, I beat people up in church. I have problems at Harvard. I have problems at, like, different places where you were like, you know,

somebody at Harvard? I ain't beat them up, but it's like we had problems at Harvard. It's not the places. Harvard's a different, though. I mean, Harvard is like the elite kids, you know. You wouldn't think there'd be no problems, church thing, thing. Yeah. You know what else about Harvard, though?

To what we're talking about? Harvard is such a privileged elitist school. They don't have too many problems. Yeah, so they got a solve. You know what I'm saying? You know, that was years ago, though. But then we were good because I told the students, I said, yo, let's just have a conversation.

You know what I mean? Like, let's talk about it. And that's what we did. We sat down in the auditorium, and we just had a conversation. We spoke. They can see it my way. I can see it their way. because honestly, and I think I told him this,

y'all way more smarter on this issue than I am. So I can't offend you because I'm too stupid to even know what offends you. You know? So we were just having a, it was just a conversation. That's all it was. It was that. But sometimes it's the dumb shit that does offend people.

It's always ignorant. And I always, but a lot of times it's ignorance. Well, ask the question, though. Yeah. Like, if you hear me say that statement, right? Don't just be like, oh, well, he's transphobic. Ask me what I meant by that. Yeah.

Because my thing is, or ask me if I'm transphobic. Like, why don't people ever ask you? Like, what if someone was like, yo, yo, you're, like, what you said was racist. And if they were just like, yo, are you racist? And then someone was like, yeah, I'm racist. People don't know the reason. People have to know the reason. But you can say something racist without being racist.

Or I could be racist without even knowing. Yeah, or I could, huh? You could be racist without knowing. Like, there's so many people. Oh, you mean unconscious bias. Unconscious bias. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, like, like, say some racist would not be racist.

That's what I just said. No, like, I'm saying. Like, there's so many people out there, they don't even realize that racist because they don't think what they're saying is wrong. People forgets. I get what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, that's how they are.

Isn't it more prejudiced? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get what you said. It's not racist. It would be prejudiced, wouldn't it be? I think racism is just prejudice based on race. Yeah, racist against or antagonists toward a person or people on the basis. Like sexism, like, like, like dudes back in that they didn't think that they were sexist, right? They were just like, no, women are willing.

That literally were like, women are not smart enough to vote. They can't handle that. And they didn't even think that was sexist. They're like, we're going to let them vote? Yeah, how are you going to do it? Yeah, that goes back. Remember I was talking about the book Sword and the Shield? And I was saying how if Martin Luther King Jr. was alive now,

they would call him misogynistic and sexist. But during the time that he came up in, men didn't think women should be in leadership positions. Yeah. Now, he would have evolved. I'm sure he would have. Of course. You know what I mean? Even Malcolm evolved.

And I'm learning that as I'm reading the book. Malcolm evolved and he made a conscious effort, you know, to try to empower women in leadership positions. I think it was his cousin or his sister. I think it was his sister. Right. His sister was one that he really empowered a lot. But, yeah, Martin didn't know he was being misogynistic or sexist.

That's just what the times told him to do, you know? And the same thing with being transphobic. I could say something that's transphobic and not know I'm being transphobic. Yeah. That's why you got out of conversation. Just school me. Yeah, I was thinking about this recently. Like, wax got the best way.

I don't know nothing. I don't know nothing. Yeah, set the expectations low. Yeah. Anything you tell me that's what on paper. Oh, that's brilliant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yo, maybe that's the best way.

I mean, that's the easiest way to go through life for sure. Because if you fuck up, people just go, oh, he didn't know. Wax. You know what I mean? It's like when a puppy shit's on the floor, you can't get angry at the puppy because the puppy don't know where to shit yet. No, he should know now. But as an adult, so you only got so much puppy time.

Yeah. You know what I'm like, you've been a puppy too long. Then people are going to start to be like, Wax, we told you, you're not allowed to put shit in people's pockets. That's right. That's right. The first time you can do it for a little while. They're like, yo, come on. We've got to go with that.

I got to go ahead with that. We got to fire him from the coat check. All what Wax said too, and he said, they put it on paper. Once you put it on paper and if I know the rules, now it's on me. That's right. That's right. If I know the rules, if I know the rules and break them, that's on me. If I don't know what the rules are, it's like, how bad can you really be in me?

I was thinking about this a little bit lately about. They don't usually be that, though. They still mad over something that you did. It's like, that wasn't a real problem then. Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. I was thinking about this, though, Martin Luther, King and Gandhi, why they're the fucking goats.

Talk to me. They understood the power of shame. And it's easy. How do I say this? Like, if you don't have the power to fight back against somebody, you can shame them into doing what you want, right? And like Gandhi understood that shit. He was like, yo, look, the more evil the English Empire looks, right, by denying us what we deserve,

the more pressure they have to change, right? Martin Luther King understood like, yo, if there are pictures of them sicking dogs on us and shooting us with the fucking fire hoses and ripping us out of buses and ripping us out of these things when we're just peacefully being here, it's impossible. for the rest of the world to look and not see that as disgusting, right? It is so much easier when you see an act of aggression, even from an oppressed minority, when you see them being aggressive, it's easier to be like, well, I guess they are like that. Do you know what I'm saying?

Like what happened? It's the power of the media. And it's the power of media because you could spin it. We saw it the Black Lives Matter movement, right? We saw like some shops get broken into and everything immediately, all the people who didn't want to get on board with the Black Lives Matter movement. We're like, well, I can't support that. I can't support shops.

broken into. It was like you give them the caveat to get out. But when you see people, and it's fucking harder, it's harder to sit there and take it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But the power of fucking shame is unbelievable. And to be able to put yourself in that situation where you're being abused,

but the greater good from that is freedom, man, that's next level shit, bro. That's why I don't work with police brutality, right? Go on that. Because you see it all on. It kind of work with Martin on that. Well, yeah, but I think it's changed now because you see it on video, right?

But you still, some people still feel something for the police. They're like, man, police job is so hard, man. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, man, man, police got a real tough man. They got to make tough decisions, man. You know what I mean? So it's kind of like the person gets shamed more than the police do. Like, well, he shouldn't have resisted.

Oh, you know, he shouldn't have ran. Yeah, fentanyl on his system. Yeah, yeah, fentanyl. He was on drugs. Like, why don't he on drugs? Like, it seems like they shame the victims of police brutality more. But don't you feel like there's way more empathy for what what's going on right now because there's video.

And now people are actually seeing people get... It depends what the video is. Yeah. Depends what it is. You're right. It depends. You're right. It depends on.

But before, with no video, they would just spin it. They'd be like, oh, you know, he was probably resisting. Well, he was doing some shit like that. And now it's like you can't deny. You see it. It's more numb now. You got to have something like a George Floyd or the other guy. Yo, that's another.

Anybody else is numb. And he's like a cop shooting right now? Numb. Isn't that, it's almost like what happened with school shootings. Remember? When we were younger, how crazy school shootings were. Yeah, yeah. Like, it was the craziest thing ever.

And now, that's it. Yo, and. Another one, okay. How about this, right? And this is maybe why motherfuckers don't ever change anything. Obama's basically saying, like, yo, there's aliens, yo. I know. I've been saying it.

Me and Joe Rogan have been trying to tell you that they exist forever. I've seen them. But, isn't it crazy how used to this shit we get? Like, two years ago, if somebody came out, if Obama, of all people came out like, yo, there's some UFOs out there. We would have lost our goddamn minds. We're so desensitized to everything.

So, show, please stay on this for a second. Okay, go. Because I thought I was tripping last week. I sent it to my homeboy Frosty. And Frosty goes... Shout to Frosty. I sent Frosty that article. Barack Obama saying,

there is shit out there. We just don't know what it is. And Frosty was like, that's why they call it unidentified flying objects. I'm like, no! That's what that mean? No! No!

What do you mean? No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, bro, no. Barack Obama, a former president who had all the classified information, said verbatim, pull it up, Taylor. I need to read the exact quote. Because the fact that Frosty didn't have the reaction that I wanted them to have. Because they don't care no more.

It's like they're almost doing this on purpose. I'm waiting for something to see. If I see something in my yard or something like that, I don't care. You probably seen it, bro. This is CNN seven days ago. Barack Obama just said something very interesting about you as well. And this is on the late, maybe maybe this is because it's on the. late, late show as well.

The truth is that when I came to office, I asked, right, I was like, all right, is there a lab somewhere where they're keeping the alien specimens, the spaceship? And you know what? They did a little bit of research. And the answer was no. Okay. He was joking. He was joking.

What is true? What's true? I'm actually being serious here is that there are, there's footage and records of objects in the sky that we don't know exactly what they are. We can't explain how they move their trajectory. They did not have an easily explainable pattern. And, you know, I think that people still take seriously trying to investigate and figure out what that is. You think, Barack, President Obama, you think?

But it's not wild, like, how used to the shit we get. Nobody cares. Yo, I told y'all when I went and I was, uh... Because they've been saying it, though. I think people just like, whatever. Man, listen, I want to see it. I've said this is... This is why the powers of be don't care about, like, protests or nothing, because they know we're going to get over it.

They know you're going to get over it. They know the next thing that comes around, we're going to get over it. His wife's going to yell at him. That's it. You know, it's so wild, though. we really do live in an era where nobody cares about the truth when the lie is more entertaining. So it's like they're not going to focus on what Barack said here.

You see Barack with a picture. But they will focus on somebody saying Barack is not really American. You know what I mean? Like they'll jump on the lie and run with the lie over and over. But this, look at this, man. Look at the fucking that. What is that in the sky? That's not a bird.

It's not a plane. A damn show any Superman. What about the dude that had the rocket pack in L.A.? That's fire. Remember he got, they found him like twice. They somebody saw him twice. You don't remember that? A guy had a rocket pack?

Pull it up to him. I know that the British Navy has some like rocket suit, like an Iron Man suit. Put Rocket Man L-A-X. This was another one. That's old. That was last year. Yeah, we don't care. But this, nobody, L-A-X. Watch.

Watch. A video? Video from pilots shows. It's a pilot, but it's a new thing. Rocket Man Strikes again. All of these people are constantly seeing this dude flying around L-A-X. at the airport, flying next to the planes and everything else, and nobody gives a fuck?

Yeah. So he's alien? Come on, bro. Come on, come on, come on. It's different in person. The video. What the fuck is? Oh, no, he's just looking up muck bangs.

Second time in two months. Pilots have reported spotting a person flying with a jetpack near L-A-X. Why is that not bigger news? He was flying at 6,000 feet. That's seven miles. I want a jetpack. That's fine. Why is that not a thing?

I mean, look, Mexican's going to get into this country some weight. You know what I mean? If you build a wall, they're going to build a jetpack, bro. They're going to hop over that shit. That's how it works. That's how he's selling them.

I won't. You want a jetpack? Yeah. Man, come on. I definitely do that. I would definitely do a jetpack. Yes. See, that's just greed, bro.

Y'all jump high enough. Let us white people get a little fucking height every once in a while. I don't want that shit. You know what? Even for the Mexicans, they can have the kids, two kids. They just bundle up

Like groceries I don't want that Just put me on a plane Put me on a plane But it's true though I wonder how much I wonder how much The powers that be

Are getting away with Because we're all so easily Discracked Son did you see the Epstein shit That just came out What Epstein shit? Oh my God Look at the people

That were supposed to look after him What are they called? Like the COs or whatever Like the jail cell guys They basically admitted To falsifying records Why? What?

Because they falsify them shit Falsifying records far as what though? As far as like looking after him, checking in on him or whatever. Of course they'd somebody out of their head. And then they let them off. They're like, oh, they're going to help us with the case. So they all just have to do community service.

Judge approved deferred prosecution deal for two jail guards. I did not see that. Of course you didn't see it. Nothing matters. Nothing matter. COVID is covering up something. COVID. That's all COVID was.

Maybe. How is it not a big story? You know, but nobody cares about anything. We fake cared about. about the Epstein shit. We fake cared about everything. Like, that's what we do? That's the Duvall shit where he was like, what y'all fake caring about today? I never understood how valuable that was because I thought it was about bullshit. But the reality is, we fake care about everything. A judge approved, a judge approved. People don't even talk about Trump no more.

Think about it. Now, I've heard from Trump in a minute. A judge approved the deferred prosecution deal for two federal jail guards who failed to monitor sex offended Jeffrey Epstein on the night that wealthy investigating hanged himself to itself. Duh. The agreement means that the two guards. Tovonova and Michael Thomas will escape a conviction and potential jail sentence if they comply with the terms of the deal. That means shut the fuck up.

I've seen a former friend of President Donald Trump and Bill Clinton was awaiting trial on child sex trafficking charge at the time of it. Wow. Of course they got rid of it. Wow. They just admit it like, you know, we rate this whole shit and we'll keep doing whatever the fuck we want

and there's nothing y'all can do about it. You know why we're covering up. I know why. Exactly. And we'll give you UFOs. You still won't care. So shut your mouth. No, no.

I know why. I know why. I know why. people already believed that. What? They already believe Oh, that's why it's not news. That he didn't kill himself.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? No, I'm serious. They already believed it. So all they do with that article is it's confirmation. Yeah, yeah. It's not shocking to us. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I mean, it just amazes me how, like, people really don't give a fuck about truth. They don't give a fuck about facts that she can be right there in their face and they will ignore it to gravitate to whatever narrative it is they want to believe. Like we gravitate towards our confirmation biases. And that's just, it's actually just stupid. That's why the Kardashian shit is so brilliant. The real housewife shit is so brilliant is because like their little frivolous drama

means more to the average person than the real drama. And they know it's fake. Yeah. They know it's fake and they're like, oh, we can pretend like this is a big. Like people getting upset at tweets and all this other shit. It's like the fact that you don't care that there's UFOs. The fact that you care what I did or said 10 fucking years ago in a tweet,

but you don't care about it. Aliens? But you don't think that more people like Charlamagne, like, I believe there's aliens. I think I'm one. You are one. You're an alien, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, listen to me. You say that a lot, but you're really an alien to a, a being on another planet.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I think there's aliens already been here. Did you get a gay show? They don't even call us aliens. This is my left skin. Oh, shit. I thought Taylor got a gay, got a whole husband out here.

On another planet, they don't even call us aliens. What are they called? They got their own language. They got their own language. And they probably know we exist. They probably call a twerkers. What are you about to say? I'm just saying like it's wild.

Like another, whoa. Think about men in black. There were aliens walking the earth. It's probably just like that. I can't wait. I'm not going to lie. I would love to see the earth from an alien POV. Yeah, what if the aliens are hiding in the water?

Of course they are. They're everywhere. I mean, not the water we drink. I'm talking about the ocean, like squids and all that kind of shit. What if those are actually extraterrestrial? Bro. The Earth is 75% water, bro. You think we've been all the way down this?

We haven't. We haven't even figured out of the creatures. How we know that? People just be saying shit. Like, your body's 99% water. I'm like, where at? Where at? It looked like bones to me.

It's a planet. Can't you see? The planet, I look at the shit. It looks like mostly lamb. No way. You think, bro? Yeah, pull up the planet. Go to the planet.

Not the United States. The planet. Definitely, mostly. We need to go all that blue is. Also, we don't know how deep it is. Who says like that. What? I don't think that's, I don't think the earth's like that now.

So if the earth has got that much water, why are you so worried about running out of water? Just take the salt out of the water. All of it's not drinking. Like bruerre-up. I say the same thing. I say the exact same thing. Mads steam. That's foul, bro.

You got people dying at their blue. That doesn't look like our planet now. That's an angle, bro. That's a angle. That's got a, that's got a, what are you doing you? What are you talking about that? That's got a mask. That's got a mask.

Taylor, what do you mean it don't look like our planet now? Because that's like our planet from like years. Like, who said, when's the last time they took a picture of Earth? That's what I'm saying. They do it every, yeah, every day. Taylor, come on. I'm saying, no, no, listen to me. Listen to me.

I don't care. Listen to me. I'm saying we just did a Google search, right? Who said these are up-to-date pictures? It's called Earth right now. You can go to NASA.gov and see Earth. They got satellites in the sky. You can see Earth by the moment.

So they're saying Earth is like this right now. All the reason why I'm saying is because I feel like the Earth is. I'm sorry to interrupt, but it's so great to be here in person for this. Taylor, how the fuck you think the world is going to change? I'm saying. I don't, I think the earth is polluted. Has California snouted off? Earth is polluted.

No, no, no, no, earth is polluted. I feel like, that's what I'm saying. I don't think it's as blue as it is now. That's what I'm saying. You think the color of water has changed? I think it's polluted more. So you got to travel more, Taylor. No, I do travel more.

I know some places have got some blue water. I do too. I'm just saying I feel like the majority. Didn't you just go away on your birthday? I did. I just feel like the majority. Stop taking dokey shots. Oh my gosh.

And focus on the water next time. That's a good ass point. Stop going vacation in Newark. You're going to Newark every fucking year with your friends on vacation. You step that shit up. You just go to the airport and chill. Right. It's an angle.

Look at this one. Look at that one. Do you know why water's blue? There's more cloud. Do you know why water's blue? It looks blue. Don't they say? the sky or something? Yes, a reflection of the sky, so it don't matter if it's polluted or not.

As long as the sky is blue, it's going to look like the sky. Oh, shit. I like the fact that you tell, look it when the last time he took a picture of the Earth. Yeah, that was crazy. Like, it's not the Earth. Yeah, no, no, no. Like, this is great. We just started taking pictures of Earth like 40 years ago. Right? You think in the last 40 years, the Earth just switched it up on us. You know, Earth needs some new headshots. You know, Earth needs a new headshot. Earth, you need a new headshot, Earth. You need some shit for K.

You need some new promo pics, Earth. What the fuck? Click about Earth now. Look at that one, though. There's more clouds. Let me see you some more. What are y'all talking about, man? Yo, you're a wild girl.

There's a big-ass fucking shark right there in there. You see it? What? You don't see that a shark head right there in the water? All right. I hope they can see what we're all looking at. Can they see what we're looking at? No, I wish they could.

A well or something. Because y'all would turn off the podcast immediately. You know what? There's got to be something else out there for me. No, they wouldn't. They'd say,

this is the brewery need it. Oh, yeah, you know, you're right. They think this is why they call the brilliant idiots. Listen to this shit. Yeah. Okay. Talus said the earthy, new headshots.

Wax looked at the globe and said, there's a shark right there. You can see a shark from space. Jesus. How big a fucking is you? You can't even see no people on there. I know. I see sharks.

What's that you see then? You're talking about the shape right here? It's a shape. It's a shape. It's a continent. How is that a con. All right. So not land?

That's what a continent is. That's land. A continent is land. Yeah. All right. Let's go. Y'all know this ain't my shit. Yeah.

Y'all think aliens is not real. Have you ever met Wax? Yeah, I was that. This is why aliens don't want nothing to do with that. At all. That's why. At all. At all.

In and out. Zoom's through. Why would they come here? They do? And then they leave. They probably shit is primitive as fuck. They got some cool shit every now and then. You know what I mean?

As of that, we out. We out. You don't think it's weird that they haven't attacked, though, yet? Why would they attack? The aliens. What is there to attack? We're killing ourselves already. Exactly.

Like, why do they want to get in the middle of it? They're like, all right, we're going to let them fight it out, and then we'll just come in and, you know, take what's left. I just keep thinking about what you said. Ask you a question? What did you profile extraterrestrials just now, yeah? Oh, wow. You just stereotype all extraterrestrials.

Why they got to be angry? Why do they got to be violent? Why do they got to be violent? Why do they got to assume they would attack? I would just think that they had. You watched too much movie. The media got you looking at extra turrets. Honestly, it was crazy with Taylor & Shepie.

You literally just said, like, they're not giving us their best. You know, they're criminals. Wow. Build the wall and space. Build the dome. Now, you really just started to Trump. I'm sorry. Taylor Trump out here, bro.

You did, yo. You're right, because I shouldn't compare them to people or human to them. Because I'm thinking they have better, like, technology and everything else than us. take over us. That's what I'm thinking. Why? It's right. So just because one culture is more technologically advanced, they could take over another culture. And I see all that's been nice.

That's never called poorly in the past. I can't think of a time in history where one culture was more technologically advanced than take advantage of another one. You want Cosmo colonization. Holy shit. You want them to come from the cosmos and colonize Earth. No way.

Listen, you know, you know, we're doing this in them. If they really come here, they try to kill them. That's fucked up. What do you want? What do you want them to put us on ships and go do some work in their planet? That's right. Do you think that's what you want us to do? Like sure they're just observing, though?

That's just weird. You know, I know I know aliens are way more gangster. We're like to Zoom. You know how to Zoom? We're Instagram to them. They're just scrolling through this whole shit, man. You know how I know aliens are more gangster than Earthlings? How?

Because Earthlings don't even want us to know they exist. You gave a little way, bro. I did a little bit. I did a little bit. I did a little bit. I did, I did a little bit. I'm just getting it off me, though. But what?

you? Yeah. It might be the way I'm sitting. Making fun of wax this whole time. I'm early. I'm going to sit down. I'm early. No.

I mean, it's better. It's better now. But when you're sitting down, I'm early. No, you're not. You bugging. He's way. Do you not?

Bro. No, you look three months. You're bullshit. Three months, bro. And you got some tities. These definitely tities for sure. He's rocked up. No, that's better, bro.

Keep that sucked in. I want somebody to turn that into a meme. He's definitely teetty. He's definitely titty for sure. He's in fish. He's the best of a hot potato, bro, because I had him in a hot tithe for a second. He says, what? You're better to me.

Brilliantly. This fucking Steve Nash over here with this. Dime. Dime. No, I am. It's a little bit. It's a reason for that, though. I talk about it later.

What happened? No, I'll talk about it later. What, what? I'll talk about it later. I'll talk about it later. Oh, don't you tell us some medical shit. You're going to make the fucking, you got like the thyroid. Fucked up.

Come on, man, don't do that. You can't talk to that. Don't talk to that. Right? No. You got to fuck.

We're laughing. Come on. Stop. No, it's the medication. Nobody can't say that. It's the medication. The medication. Well, Mr. Shulton definitely still try.

I'll still try. I'm a father to shoot. You're going to find the way. But no, Earthlings know aliens are so gangster that they tell us they don't exist. Really? They only want us to think about them. Are they deep frying the medication? They definitely get frying the medication.

You know what's so crazy? Listen, I lost mad weight in COVID. And then it's like I gained it back after the pandemic was over. See, you got comfy. Yeah, that's all of it. You got comfy. You celebrate it. I'm not going to say it was over.

I'm not going to say it was over. But yeah, it was like a two-month period. I was fat as shit right after the Netflix thing. I looked horrible. My girl was looking at me crazy. No, man. I was fat as shit and I went down to Miami. I had to get it back.

Could you look down to see your dick? I could see my dick, but it was just like, I was like pale and fat, and that's just the worst, dude. Yeah. I know, I see how a little bit of tam on you. I got a little bit of tan, but it was awful. It's just the way I'm sitting, bro. You think that's what it is?

Yeah, that's the shirt. Yeah. Blame it on the studio. It's the studio. I don't look like this in right now. You put in the dad. WTF in WTF in studio. He's looking at this motherfucker.

What the fuck? You've been making some horrible decisions when it comes to your food choices. All right? See, the thing is, it's during the pandemic. Oh my God, man. Let's pay some bills, Taylor. All right, let's go. All right, guys, we'll take a break for a second because some of y'all

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We got any church announcements? Yo, the infamous tour, man. Thank you all so much for gobbling up those tickets, man. I'm definitely coming to a show. Let's go. Yeah, we're going to shake it up, man. This is going to be pretty exciting, dude. His venues are wild.

So go, DeAndrewsholtz.com. You can get ticket links. Do not get fucked by the resellers. Go through the links on my website. So many people hit me up. They're like, yo, the tickets are hundreds of dollars. blah, blah, blah. It's like, no, the tickets are between $55 and $75. You go to the links on my site. You'll get them right there.

Get them before they're gone. A bunch of the shows already sold out. We might try to add some shows right there, but Theandrusshows.com, go check those out. We're going to crack it open in a big way. I'm very, very excited about it, man. And, yeah, I can't say too much, but it's going to be wild for the people that are there. When is the special dropping this fall? Well, I'm going to film. Oh, that's another important announcement. Everybody that had a ticket to the L.A. shows where I was going to film a special before the

pandemic. Your tickets are still good for that, for those shows, but we're not going to film a special in L.A., obviously, because of all the COVID bullshit. So we're going to move it to Austin. And the Austin dates, we are going to film a special there, probably on the Sunday, the first Sundays shows. Why not New York? Because it feels like you're like one of the last New York comics. Yeah, I want to do it in New York, but I have another plan for something for New York. So, yeah, I have another plan for something for New York. Okay, okay. So.

I think the Apollo is good for a brother like you. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I would like to, yeah, I would like to do that because I feel like it's very representative of me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Apollo. No, I mean, Apollo's fire, man.

Apollo's so fucking sick. But I have a plan for something for New York in the future. And so, yeah, that's all I'll say about that. But yeah, so the Austin shows, that's what we're going to film a special. If you have tickets to the L.A. shows, we're still going to do those shows out there. We're just not taping the special out there. But we are still going to honor those shows. Go do those shows in L.A.

Those are going to be fucking crazy at the Orphium out there. We'll be the first shows back for the Orphium. So that's very exciting. And I know everybody in L.A. is ready to get out and rock now that Corona's done. So it's going to be fun. What about you, Wax? You got church announcements? Yeah, anybody go to who'swax.net.

You get the lemonade's there. I'm stealing all the stores and dispensaries in L.A. My flower is out there. I got the Delta Aates. and all these companies, this cannabis companies is really, really dope, you know what I'm saying?

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we got enough to do it. Even the fans, we want the fans that also come out and participate with us too. Yeah. Where is it? It's actually in Charleston area.

Oh, we got to go all the way. to Charleston. You got to go to Charleston. Okay. Charleston's a beautiful place to go to. Very beautiful place to go. I remember. We're going to your wedding.

We'll enjoy yourself there. That's right. This is a huge you though. This is the huge Monk's Corner area. Yeah, we're in the woods. So believe me, you're going to enjoy yourself. You can shoot as much as you want to. No problems.

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It is out. I board it. No, you didn't. It's available. You just lie like that for no reason. That's fucked up. It's available everywhere you buy books. I got a signed copy of it, bro.

You're lying. I did get it. I didn't say who got signed by, but I got a signed copy. I got a signed copy. You never asked me who signed the book, but I got a book and it's signed. We got the e-book. We got the audio. book actually.

That's crazy, man. I think this is the second week. It's been out. Second, third, no, third week. It's a third week. And it's number 46 on Amazon. Okay. Hey, man, Tamika doing her thing.

Number one in like three different categories. She, you know, God bless. God is good. Shut up. Departing, dude DeVore Red. Yeah, that's true. That was fire. That was fire.

Awesome mention. We got bullying the beast. And who was on it this week? Oh, we got, Chuck Head. Chuck Kay's on the AJ? AJ? Holiday.

This is going to be really funny when you know AJ is like part of the family So she is family You know part of That's family That's the same thing No it's not

AJ who The girl that was here For the family It's family and his family Is that same thing We talk part of the family Is family? Oh yeah

It's part of the family And is family The same thing I don't think so Yeah You're part of my family My brother You can be anything

It's close enough That's family I know an AJ That's what I'm saying So it was really good 20 years hopefully we got to cut nothing part of the family and family

yeah how long I know in Asia 2000 2001 yeah 20 years 20 years yeah we was in class together we had school together we were in college together yeah you're gonna hear a lot more stories about waxed did you hook up with her was this the one no man

why do people think that why are you angry me I'm just saying why you didn't get pussy before bro bro like you're angry at me because you got pussy How do people think men and women just can't be platonic friends forever? You don't think that you look at a girl and decide like both parties, a girl and a guy.

I don't think it has nothing to do with looks. You decide if you want to have sex. If you're single and you're both attracted to each other, you can't be just friends. That's stupid. Now, you hear what Shots said. That is not true. You hear what Shots said compared to what Wax said. Wax said you decide.

Shots said both parties decide. It has to be a mutual. Yeah, I think it's both parties. I'd be like, I smash you up. Like, no, I never smashed that. I never thought that. To me, it's just all energy. Like, you know the difference between somebody you meet and y'all are friends and

y'all cool and y'all become family. And somebody you meet and it's a little bit more. I end up smashing girls that I thought was okay and we just cool. So that's why I can't say that. I don't trust myself. Oh. That's why I don't do it. I ain't got no friends.

But that's the point. You like, you can't trust yourself? No, I mean, I'm getting a whole lot better. Whoa. But I'm being good. Whoa. What are you trying to do? Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. I can't buy no car like that, bro. You're trying to sell me the car. Is it a good car or the night? It's a great car. Is it good land? Can I plant something on this land or not?

Would you put crack by crackhead? Is somebody? No, I'm just saying. Amazing. Keep digging your grades. Keep digging your grass. I'm just saying, I'm going to recovering crackhead. Would you put crack right there?

What? If I'm a recovering crack head, would you put crack right in front of me? Yes. Recovering? No. Because that means you're prone to relapse. Yeah. If you're complete, if you beat your addiction.

I am beat. And you've been, you've been clean for years. We know. I bet this is about to be here too. June 1st. You need another coin. I don't think we should give them a coin yet. I don't think so either.

I don't think so either. I need my coin. How many coins I get? You sound wild. How many coins do I get, bro? We were talking about fidelity, bro. I don't want. Baby, you know I ain't do shit.

She got everything anyway. You got this fucking tag on me. Yeah, but you're making it sound very hard, bro. Yeah, but you can't like twist. You can't like take off your dick, bro. She can't hold on to that. You can't unhook your dick and give it to her before you go to work. I promise you, she got some type of something on me.

If somebody has a girl called me right now, she knows. If I'm setting something up, she knows. She knows everything that's going on. You think? I know. I get the phone call. So are you faithful because it's the right thing to do it because you're under surveillance? That's a good question. That's a good question.

I want to be faithful. Any person want to do something, they'll find a way to do it. You know what I'm saying? If you want to go ahead and beat somebody up, you'll put aside. You need to leave with that,

Charlotte. I mean, you need to leave with that wax because you sounded like, well, I'm only doing it because, you know, I'm going to do it.

Would you leave cracker out of cracket? No. Like, what? It seemed like you're a dicket. No, I was. But I tried to stay out the white. When you're laying in bed together, do you look at your phone

and she's asleep? Do you turn down the light? You turn down the light on the phone so don't wake her up. I would get with her. You turn down the light of the phone so don't wake her up and then kind of turn it a little bit towards you so you can look at the pictures.

I'm a moral type of person. Y'all know me. This guy's wild, you know, one thing, one time? You are a wild dude. But she's sleeping.

Do you ever look out the corner of your eye to see if her head is facing you or if it's facing the other way and if it's the other way and just look. If I get a text message or something go through my phone and go straight to her phone so it only get mad. I'm talking about the DMs. You ever look at DMs and even Instagram don't want you to see. No, the DMs and she got the DMs too.

Are you still getting DMs? In the DMs? These girls are retarded. You think girls going to stop because of... I don't get no DMs. I ain't got DMs in years. You got how long you've been with your wife? That's right.

I don't get the DMs. Girls aren't nothing wrong with girls. Why are you doing that's making girls want to DM you wax? Wait, wait, wait. Ask her. You don't get no DMs, bro? None. Let me see your phone, not.

Me and you're in the same position. Shokes, me and you in the same position. You don't get DMs? I don't get no DMs, bro. Shultz, you get DMs? There's, no girls? Of course I get his DMs, bro. Come on, man.

Girls got their trash ass pickup lines, yo. What's the lines? What's the line? Some shit hit me the other day with a ticket. We should normalize, how do we normalize women shooting their shot? That was it? Yo, you see Charlotte roll his eyes up. That's how you thought you was going to get some dick.

That's how you thought I was going to throw in my family? If she looked good? You thought I was going to have my family? I got a family. That's shit, bro. I got a dog. I got a dog. I got a golden dude.

I was going to throw that shit right. Normalized women shooting their shot. I got a family, bro. The audacity of this girl, yo. She's at least put some naked pictures or something in that mother's fucking. Something, brad. Not like I would look, but something. I don't look either.

See, that's what I said. She's, she had to do all that. I don't look either. You're trifling ass. I can't believe you'll ever see me some naked pictures. And also, I only get DM from people I follow anyway. You know what I mean? You never go to the dark DMs?

No, I never go. I can show you right now. They all trouble. I bet it says 99 plus right now. But let me go into the, Good shit. Let me look. Let me give a look. I can't look at it no more. I let her handle it. You can't let her handle it. That's the smart thing to do.

Go ahead, baby. I don't do that with my girl. Let me show you. You got trust issues, bro. You're not even signed into Instagram? No, you got trust issues, bro. You got to sign issues, bro. This got really trying to stay faithful, bro. He don't even has Instagram on his phone, bro. He's going to the website. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do. I do, I really do got trust issues. Look.

That's crazy. Wait, what? Because he's always grabbed my fucking phone. Plus requests. Everybody DMing me as people I know, Angela Rye, Sonny Anderson.

That's mentioned like all the smoke mentioned their podcast. My little niece La Pasha, Bonong, Teslin sending me something,

Miko, intern John. These are all, I don't follow no, everybody that DMs me as people I know you. I don't have no action.

And I don't want it. You want me to look to see if there's some action? No, no, no. I can look to see there's some action. I don't even go there.

That's why it's 99 plus. I don't even go over there. There's never. No. Sometimes some she gets lost over there. Someone says something. What is someone you're not following? And then they're trying to meet you.

I don't care. They should know how to get the number. That's right. They should not get in touch with me. That's right. You know what I'm saying? Why you start out the way? You're over you covering?

Who? You. What do you mean? Why are you staying out the way? Because I'm a respectful husband. Uh-huh. Who's not even entertaining it. Well, fiance.

These women shouldn't even know how to contact me. So what's wrong? They don't know how to get in DMs? The fact that you checking your DMs is crazy. Yo, that's crazy, bro. That means you follow. That means you follow people. Let me see your DM.

Sorry. You want to see my DMs. Share your DMs challenge. Let me see. Share your DMs challenge. You know what I'm going to do better? I'm going to show you out my like page. And I'm going to show you what I actually like.

I don't never like. I don't care about the like. I don't care about the like. That's share your DMs, bro. Share your DMs, bro. Let me see your DMs. Let me see what I'm doing because she controlled this whole shit. Whoa.

Wow. Wow. She do. He's a liar. What about your burner Instagram? Remember that Instagram you told me you had? That's one. The one that's X-A-W.

Yeah. What does that stand for? Waxed backwards. I know what it's nothing. You got an Instagram that's whack at the X-A-W. Yeah, there's nothing to have. Let me see then. Let me see.

Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Where I go. How I do it? Look at it. One, two, three, four.

Five, six. Okay. No. It's probably Psalms, a birthday. What is it, man? Am I right? By the way, you are real cheetah. Because soon as you got out of Instagram, your phone locked.

Yeah, you got a quick lock on your phone, bro. What happened? Put it in. Put what in? They're cool. Is it what he said it? Wow. This guy is so crazy.

Oh, he got his phone locked on purpose. He locked his phone on purpose. This is what you do? This is what you do with your guys for your phone. Wait, what is it? How did it do that? You look. You must want to fight today.

You must want you. When this come out tomorrow, you must want to fight, yo. Which one do you understand? His phone is disabled, bro. You got your phone disabled, though. Yes. You have a woman with child that might need you, and your phone is disabled.

Wow. That's foul, bro. Wow. It's super powerful, bro. She's not with a child. She's with the child. Same difference. Yeah, with a child.

With a child. I got your back. This is fucked up. With a child. This is fucked up. With a child. That is true. But fuck that.

With a child. Don't let them deflect. It's only for one minute. Carla, you should be, wax. And she knows what I'm doing right now. Carla, I got your back, Carla, okay? I'm the friend that I want to be the friend that women know their dude is around. Shal are doing the right thing.

Ah. That's me. It's really out of control. Because it's like so many times I'm thinking I'm free and I'm just chill with somebody. It's back way back in the day. Yeah. And he's just finding a way to bring somebody around. Yeah.

Listen, a wildest guy. You find a way and bring another girl that I deal with around. Yeah, you would. How? You would. I don't know. Why not do this? You were a bad guy.

Tell me a story without saying no names. You know what? I'm not doing this no more. Just make up the names. It's not fun. I'm not doing this no more. Just make up the names. I got in trouble last time for me.

I was talking about our past. You're right, baby. What about, oh, we brought the girl around and then chased her with A.J. and, uh, Somali. What's her name? Tammy. Tammy. Tammy.

Tammy. Tammy. Tammy. Tammy rushed his ass. And Tammy rushed you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'll tell you another story. Tell a story about how when you tried to get me

to run interference for you when I was a change, man. Oh, yeah. Thank God for, thank God for this. What was it? Hold on, can we ever talk about this? This is this topic. Can we ever talk about this? What is the etiquette if one of your boys is cheating?

What's the etiquette for him bringing his side piece around you and the homie? Shame. Shane. Son, that's a little bit more. Shame. You know what? I would kill you the whole time.

We did that before. Why are you going to make me a liar now? No, we did that to somebody. I know, but you're not supposed to do that to me and I wasn't married, bro. Because now you got to be a liar, bro. Now you got to be a liar. But he'd do that and I was chilling out here.

He'd just do it for no reason. Like, I was married. Explain the scenario so we're all on the same page. I don't practice bad habits. But explain the scenarios, we're on the same page, right? We're all, let's say all us, three faithful males are hanging, right? Yes.

And then one of our other homies pulls up with a side check. Shame. Isn't that fucked up? We've done that. That's wrong, bro. Why? No, because he was doing too much.

Who is he? Yeah, come on. You know, we're nobody in that motherfucker. I know what you're talking about. Holding hands and shit. I'm like, boy! That's dangerous. Hey, yo.

I even see the smooch. Why? Whoa. This shit pissed me up. They were sitting and their hands started and then webbing on webbing hands. That's kind of weird. You got to send a tech.

You know what you do? You go into the group chat right then. in the moment. You know what we did? You bug it. I'm gonna tell you what we did. We played a song. Black men don't cheat.

We played that shit. We played that. No, Andrew. What you think is more intimate? This dumb bitch ain't even realize this about. We don't call women bitches in 2020. What are you talking about? What you're talking about?

What you think is more intimate? Kissing or smashing? Your boy would be like, not just smashing. But if you catch him kissing, which is more intimate. Don't bring this up. This is so stupid. No, it's real. I think that's kissing.

If I know my boy is both wrong. It's both wrong. Both wrong. I real fast. My boy say, now we're just smashing. That's cool. But if I catch my boy kissing her,

I say he like her. You don't kiss in the sex? Maybe you do. If I see a dude kissing a girl, he likes her. If I know a dude, he'd be like, I just smashed it. I'd be like,

I didn't know as far as Guyco goes. Like, do we, obviously, we're not going to blow up that guy's spot. Of course not. But at the same time, it's almost, not we're not going to blow up a spot to anybody else because that's the homie. But at the same time it's like,

yo, you making all of us liars. to our girls too. That's right. Like our girls, like, what did you do this weekend? And we can't say. We can not say. So you're going to make me lie to my girl. You're going to make me basically cheap without getting no pussy.

Is lying not telling? Is lying not telling? Say what? But what if they ask? Who was all there? Who are all there? I didn't know the name. I didn't know the bunch of names.

I don't know. It was a bunch of us. I'm not playing that game. I don't want no parts of it I really don't want no parts of it Skip over the first Look, it's a full moon tonight I'm not no wing man

I'm not a wing man Wax it Tell me the story What? I hit you and What's his name Came up there Help me down

Martin Martin, thank God for Martin Because I went up there I had I forgot where we was at LA I said I said Charlemaine

Listen I got this girl As soon as I finish I need you to sit there And I'm gonna call you Say we got somewhere to go Something Get me out of here Run some interference.

It was great. We always did this for years. Man, I called Cheryl. I'm like, yo, what's good? He called me. I'm like, yo, it was good. He's like, yo, we got somewhere to go. And I was like, all right, worried.

I'm like, yo, yo, yo. I'm like, what's up? He was like, nah, never mind stay. We ain't got nowhere to go. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Right in front of the girl. Because you know, I put it on speakerphone so the girl can hear that we got to go.

And now he's talking about we ain't got to go nowhere. Like his face. That was the whole fucking time. How next up is that? Can you just hug up on him? It's time to go. I'm like, I don't want to talk to him no more. I don't know what the fuck he's about to say now.

Now he got to go now. Why would you put me on speaker? What you mean? Just as you can hear you say we got to go. I know, but I couldn't resist that way. No, you can't resist that way. I couldn't resist that way. Why you make him do the hard work?

No, we have to understand. You call me and get me out of there. Why don't you lie like we all lie? Why don't you? Why didn't need him to call you? You know? Yeah. You know, you know.

I'm not doing that too. But why didn't you say I got to go somewhere? Like what? Fake you like your stomach? You never fake traveled? You never fake travel? I always, I packed the whole goddamn shit, I started.

I start packing a bag. I start packing a bag. The girl is like, I'll just leave with you. I'm like, you won't make me pack this whole goddamn. Y'all's a wild boy. I get my toothbrush. I get my deodorant. I got my.

I'm almost to this pro I might as going to take a fucking vacation. Y'all some wild boys. Y'all some wild boys. No? No, I never had to do that. Come on, bro. No, I didn't. You know why?

You know why? You know why? You know why? You know why? You know why? You know why? You know why? There was a fight?

No, I tell you why. So when I was moving like that. It was easy. It was easy. I leave you in the room. I see when I get, come back in town next time. You know what I mean? And we always got an early morning flight, four in the morning, six in the morning.

I know, stay with me and I sleep with me. You're a liar. I hit Martin right away. Stop lying. I hit Martin like, I hate Martin, please look me out. Martin came in there like, come on, wax, we got to go. Why would you lie like this?

What you mean? I was sleeping. You never let the girl stay with you? What do you mean? They sleep? I don't like to do that. I don't like to do that. Wait, they never stayed and slept.

He is a liar. I know you are. I know he is. Why are you lying right now? I was never doing it. I used to take my boy's shoes, the girl's one shoe from the girl just because she was staying in the bed. I'm like, your brother, stop sleeping the bed with these girls.

You're too vulnerable. That was one of my rules. You told me once And not being serious. You told me, now, you told me once you have a hard time sleeping without a girl in bed.

You did say that. You did say that. You did say that. What am I talking about? You had said that. What happened to me in L.A.? You said, I was talking about sleep with somebody.

That's one of the reasons why I don't because one time I thought about it, I thought about it. In the middle of night, I got woke up with swings getting beat up because somebody took Ambien. Right, what? Mind you, this was only.

Ambien makes you fall asleep, not wake up again. Years ago. This is only five years ago. Six years ago. So you just picked up the habit and not sleeping with women six years ago in the bed? No, no. It was, you got to stand the time zones and stuff.

It might have been, it's probably three o'clock in the morning over there, but it's 12 over there. Let's say something. Wax is a lover. No way possible. He lays up with these women. Maybe pray after. He takes these women in his mom. I was like, Wax, you're a sweet guy, low key.

Like, you're not as big. you guys like sweet you're young you're young we use sweet a little bit differently no we don't you bet Taylor used it right

Taylor used it right you know what you're probably sweet you're not homophobic you hate sugar first of all I hate candy

by sweet you better mean aspirin you better mean you better you better piece of fucking splendid I know you're not talking about sugar

sugar sugar I was you I imagine like man Andrew, that was sweet. What the fuck you mean? That was sweet.

Come on, man. You're talking about a little fucking boy? You're talking to do it like that? Yes. Nah, you can't describe your homeboy like that. I'm not describing my home boy. He's six, too, like funny. He's really sweet.

He's sweet. Now, sweet heart is a little wild. I think sweet is worse. You think so? Yo, you're not going to talk to your boy like, yo, bro. You're sweet, man. You're a sweet guy.

Why not? I think Eden is sweet. His name is weird. His name is. is egged. I don't know it's a weird name. I know he's ever been name man history. And I know it's hard to memorize.

But his name is added, bro. You see this guy. Like, for real. I thought he is sweet. He is sweet. Yo, you don't want to be knowing that sweet, bro. You don't want to tell him that sweet. What is wrong with sweet?

Not. Because it's weird. And so Charlie may say, but no, no, no, no. What made it weird is you didn't like Taylor saying it to you. So Taylor's a woman. So if Taylor say wax is sweet, why are you upset? But I want to know what sweet mean to her then.

Right. Sweet. That's what I'm saying. That's not going to me. What is sweet means to? Because I know what you're talking about. Sweet, I mean, I'm sweet. I mean, I mean, that's just because I can't too.

Andrew, you want to be sweet? All right, I need you to edit him doing it city like this. Exactly. And then say, I'm sweet. But see if we can put the voice over it. I'm sweet. I'm sweet. See if we can do that. The fuck.

You don't want to be knowing that's sweet. Sweet is kind of wild. Coming from a woman, why would it matter? That's a compliment. No, but what girl ever fuck the guy because he's sweet? That's true. I have. Stop it.

Come on. That was so sweet. You're like that. What do you say? Too sweet is different. But like if he's sweet, like he's a sweetheart. I thought the whole point of women sleeping with a man is because the man was being sweet. Yes.

They're charming though. I'll be out of the game a long time then. Yes, you have. Yes. Long, long time. But you ain't got a black of mouth. She ain't smashing you. What?

That's true. I've experienced that. I've experienced that a lot in my day. I always carry. one black and mild. Back to Wax sleeping with these women. No, Wax does the most and he'd be lying like you don't. I know.

I know. You have a lot of footage of you saying. I've seen it. Wax sings the girls. Yeah. These guys see anything. When? Okay, go ahead.

When? You don't sing the girls? You don't play a piano to girls? What is this? Wax will take you. You play the piano. Exactly. Wax will sit down.

To do it. I see him do it a million times. There's no way. Because it's such a contrast to the way he looks. Exactly. So if he walking like a hotel lobby that got the piano, he'll sit down. I can play. It's okay.

Security run up. Stop trying to steal the piano. No, no, no, no, no. Put down the piano. No. You know what security says? Oh, he's fine. He's sweet.

He's fine. He's playing the piano. He's sweet. He's humming. He's fine. Don't worry about it. You know security talks like that when they seem like, you know, be aware of a six-foot-two guy with Dresman.

He's playing the piano singing. They're like, oh, he's fine. He's sweet. He's fine. He's sweet. I'm arrested for trying to steal a piano, bro. The whole thing. That's crazy.

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First of all, I will care about this next week until I find out when this battle is. But Soldier Boy and God damn Bow Wow. Come on now, that's the motherfucking verses, all right? Y'all can front on goddamn Soldier Boy and Bow Wow all y'all want, but y'all not going to act like musically, these two individuals are not super goddamn stars. You hear me?

That's Taylor Era. You know 10 songs? You know 10 songs from both of them? Hell yeah. I don't. I don't know about. Soldier Boy has, I don't know, though. Don't disrespect Big Soldier.

Because Bowdo. Bowdo got a lot of hits. Like, when he was younger? Come on, man. I figure I got no more Soldier Boy songs than Balwa. We need some more gospel ones. Did you listen about when he was little Bowman? Yeah.

Only one gospel one. Where are my dogs at? Now it's with me, y'all. What? We only have one guy. You're right. Okay, let's see. When he was running around the neighborhood.

Because I can't believe you just respect soldier. You don't know kiss me through the phones. I do. I know kiss me through the phone. Soldier girl. Crank that. Crank that's the big one. Pretty boy swag.

Pretty boy swag. Pretty boy swag. Kappa anthem. Yah. What's Kappa? Yeah. What's Kappa? No, Kappa Anthem is the pretty boy.

No, Kappa anthem is the pretty boy. Oh. Yah. You don't remember that? Yeah, but that's not a hit. That is going to lose against a bow. a bow wow song. That's not true.

Turn my swag on. Gucci bandana. Gucci bandana. She make it clap. Birdwalk. Y'all play with Soldier Boy. Tell them if you want to. She make it clap.

Clap. That's not that song, is it? No. That's not the same. No, that's not it. Which one is that one? Is that buster? Tell me the bawao' songs.

Take me home, bounce. Fresh as a as a joint. Fresh of my ears is a joint. Shorty like mine with Chris Brown. I don't know these songs, man All I know is Soldier versus Bowers is a great one Soldier's smacking Bow Wow With Ahtown

He had a song with him With Ahtown I don't know Ahtown knocking the boots What are you talking about? You have a song together right Bowie and Ahtown? Look it up I don't think they have a song

I'm not Googling that Why would I go with it? Or Jodicy or not Jodicy Boys and Men It's one of them This is what you do on your phone He's on Jagged Edge Oh Jagged Edge I'm about to tell you on your phone,

Google Bow Wow knocking boots and see what come up. Okay? All right, but I can't wait for Soldier Boy Bawa. What else shit you want to care about next week? Oh, Ocho Senko's on the undercard of the Logan Paul Mayweather fight. They announced who he's fighting.

Yeah. Who? Who he's fighting? I love to see this. I heard Ocho can box, though. That's cool. I heard he actually boxing. He's a hand-eye coordination.

He's a catcher, so what I'm saying? That means nothing. That means a whole lot. That means nothing. A whole lot. Nate Robinson caught a lot. No, he did not. He didn't catch like this.

He was a man as a receiver. That don't mean nothing in the box of rain. I mean, he was a basketball player. He had great hand-eye coordination. So Floyd Mayweather would be a great wide receiver? Might if he gets a thing and catch. He's five, nine. Oh, Brian Maxwell?

No, five. No, short. That's what he's fighting? Is it? No, it's another former, it's another former fight, I thought. Yeah, it's a former fighter. I think that's it. Brian Maxwell.

Yeah, click that one. No, that's it's from May 3rd. No, no, no, no, no. We just saw it. Yeah, three reasons why Brian Maxwell easily beat former NFL star Chad Johnson. Let's click on that. Let's click on that. No, Taylor, go to the other one. Go back.

Go back, Taylor. Go back to the earth. Go down, go down. That top stories. There you go. There you go. There you go. I want to see what they say.

I want to see what they say. Three reasons why scroll down. I don't even know who Brian Maxwell is. Do you know Brian Maxwell? No. No. He looked in shape. That's not.

He's a BKFC. What is BKFC? Their knuckle fight clubs. Ooh. Yeah, that's not a great idea. He's gonna fuck a lot. Okay, Brian, all right, number one reason

Brian Maxwell has a history of amateur fights. Now, listen, I haven't even read all these, but I know it applies to why Jake Paul will be wax, but Brian Maxwell has a history and amateur fights.

Okay, so Brian Maxwell grew up wrestling for the major part of childhood in college, his roommate introduced him to the UFC. Scroll down Taylor. However, Maxwell would seriously consider a career in MMA as late as 2021.

All right, so we get that. All right, we get that. I'll go to number two. Brian Maxwell's toughness I can't watch that my fiance Okay Jake Paul's tough But I think wax is tougher All right scroll down

What's the third one Brian Maxwell is a combat sports veteran That's important Yeah that's important He's got experience in the ring Okay I don't know Maybe Ocho Sanko's just doing it for the fun

We'll see Let's see We'll get knocked off of fun I already can box though I don't know what that means But I heard he can box I've seen it hit in the bag For real?

Yeah I mean it's easy to look good hitting the bag It's easy. That's what I'm saying. But he might be able to look good, man. Shadowboxing and all that stuff is good. All right. Let's see.

Manny Packyell versus Earl Spitz, speaking of real fights. Mani must need the money, bro, because I would never fight Errol Spence at 40 years old or whatever the fuck old he is. Hell no. That's crazy.

That's absolutely crazy. Anybody who thinks Manny Pack y'all is going to beat Earl Spitz, hasn't watched boxing in years. And Mani Pachial is the name that they know and they don't know Earl. I think Manny Pack now is the current title holder, though, too. He is? I thought he lost his belts. No, I think he just recently won.

He beat Keith Thurman. Remember that? Yeah, that was about a year so ago. Yeah. All I know is Earl goddamn Spence is my favorite, my favorite box. He's my favorite boxer, but then Canello. Carllo's amazing, bro. Come on, man.

Cannell is amazing. Come on, come on, come on. All right, shit you won't care about next week. The Marlon Williams thing was interesting. What is that? Break that down for me. Well, he sat down with Kevin Hart on the Comedy Gold Mine's podcast, and he said it the Williams Brothers Scary Movie

franchise was just basically taken from them from the Weinstein's and um i mean i thought it was interesting i didn't listen to the podcast i don't know if he expounded on it more but i would like to hear him talk about that more because you know at the time they did that film he was younger i know he wouldn't let nobody get over on him now as far as intellectual property so i just want to know what he did wrong back then he wasn't younger in terms of like his experience in hollywood like i mean You know, Keenan has been killing in Hollywood for decades. That's true. I mean, yeah.

Yeah, you got a big brother that could definitely school you into the game. But, you know, you want to do things on your own. You don't always want to run the, you know. But it says the Wayans' brother's scary movie franchise. Because I think it was Marlon and, uh, Sean. I thought. I mean, I don't, I don't know. I don't think things should, um, I think information like that should definitely be sent to the public just because, like, you know, you want to know how to avoid making those mistakes.

In the future, yeah. That's all. That's all. 100%. What else? What else we got? Yes, Slute Fannie K Williams,

Holencore podcast on the Black Effect IHart Radio podcast network. What else we got up there, Taylor? Hey, hold on. I put stuff in, like, Positively brilliant. Like, Whoopi Goldberg. If you Goldberg checks Megan McCain on live TV.

I like when they do that. You know what I mean? It's live TV. No matter what the heated discussion is, we got to get the commercials. And if we down, down two seconds, or we don't went past the one,

I got to get out. You know what I mean? We'll get over it. I know you might feel like I disrespected you, but hey, man, it is what it is. Drake won artists of the decade at the Billboard Awards.

Very deserving. You know, regardless of how you feel about Drake, you cannot deny he was absolutely positively the best artist of the last 10 years. 100%. It's like it's not even close. And I mean, in hip hop,

man, we haven't seen too many hip-hop people, transcend so many different demographics and genres and shit that he's done. Don't don't, don't, uh, don't tempt them. Listen, we need a gospel song for me. Didn't somebody just do a gospel song with somebody? Oh, that was hard.

Oh, my God. So? Oh, produced by Just Blaze. That record ain't getting the attention to deserve, man. I don't know it. Oh, it just came out. It came out this week. Like, yo, that Just Blaze, Lowell Baby record. We need to do gospel.

Little Baby is on a, and I know, I don't, I'm not, Oh, you gonna play it? It's not like we can play music in a pocket game? No. We can't play it. Oof. I want Just Blaze to score the rapture. When Jesus come back, he got to come back to a Just Blaze beat.

When you see that sandals step out the sky and that goddamn... Who got sandals? Jesus. They ain't got those sandals. When you see that... When you see them... When you see them... Huh?

Men don't have sandals. Men don't have toes. When you see that sandals step out the sky, I want... I want... just blaze to provide the soundtrack to it. But Little Baby is on a I don't want to, I'm saying

this, but please don't, don't take it like I'm saying exact same trajectory. A Little Wayne like trajectory when it comes to skill. And what I mean by that is there was a period where you could hear sonically Little Wayne just get better.

You know what I mean? If you've been following him from day one, he could always rap, he was dope, but there was just a moment. where you just heard him like like really getting in pocket and really like he's on every tone in his craft like you like yo he on some shit like you know and they say players are in the zone

that's what little baby is at right now and if he keeps doing what he's doing meaning working with producers like just blaze and just like not getting comfortable with one sound and just like keep perfecting that pin that little baby going to be as special as we think he's going to be he's going to actually be

as special as we think he's going to be speaking of special too the DMX album. Ooh, yeah. Good. It comes out Friday. It's called Exodus. Great name. It's named after his son.

I'm just going to say it's special. I don't want to put too much sauce on it. You know what I mean? But you've heard it. I got it. I got it a month. Laptop is special. Wow.

It's special. It's really special. A couple of Nause features. Hove is on it. It's new music from X. Yeah, they had an album. Like, you can go back and watch an old interview, which switched from Brits.

Breakfast Club in like 2019, and he was talking about how he was working on X album. He re-signed with Def Jam. Gotcha. But DevJan resigned him for an album. Amen. Yeah, I'm not going to say too much. I'm just going to say it's a very, very, very, very special project. That's dope. Very, very special project. I'm sure. All right. What else we got? What other shit we won't care about

next week, Taylor? If not, let's do some asking idiots. You forgot the one thing that happened yesterday. What happened yesterday? You reunited with someone. Who did I reunite with? Really? I don't remember who I reunited with? The man with the nice chain that represents.

Oh, Donnell Rollins. You want to call Donnell? Let's call Donnell, man. Nah, he went to Austin. Let's call Donnell. Let's see. What's where Donnell is? Who?

Donnell. No. No, I don't know what Donnell at. I'm not Austin. That's home base for him. Where were they doing the Chappelle stuff at? Let me see. He answered.

I'm sorry. He might not answer. No, no. Why is he upset? He's like, it's my second time calling him today. So he might not answer. He's like, nope, he's up to something. You're up to something.

Hold on, Donnell. Oh. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me see if he answered. Just say somebody want to challenge you. And watch him he did the legal call right away. No, he might be on a flight. It wouldn't go through if it was on.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. No, he's at Caroline this weekend, though. But, nah, Donnell was cool. I mean, Donnell, like, me and Donnell don't have no issues. He thought y'all did. Because people be in their feelings. I was talking to somebody, you know, I was, man, I was talking to somebody this morning, man, somebody that's actually super cool with us.

And they just like, man, I thought you didn't fuck with me. Why do you think I didn't fuck with you? I ain't talk to you a minute. And I text you, you don't text me back. We used to text all the time yada, yada, yada, yada. I know. Listen, if I ever fuck with you and I say we're friends, we're friends. Even if you don't talk for weeks, months, years, you know you can hit me up.

You know what I mean? People just be busy. Like sometimes it really do. And people hate to hear this. This person actually hated when I heard said this. Blame it on my mind, not my heart. Because it really be that way. What do you mean?

I can be on the phone talking to somebody. Get distracted. But it's an important call. See the person call me. And be like, all right, I'm going back when I get off. and then get busy doing some other shit Oh, that's something I do with Charlemagne is

if we're ever on the phone and he goes, hold on a second to take another call, I'll just hang up. You got to know. I just hang up. I do with my friend

because I know what it is. I know myself, though. Yeah. So let me call you back. So being that I know myself, I don't click over no more. And I literally told the person at the day.

I literally said I don't click over and I was on the phone with her and we're discussing it and I said, look, I just had two calls while I'm on the phone with you. I didn't click old. You know what I mean? And guess what?

I haven't called either one of those people back yet. And it's not blatant. I'm not doing it because I'm being disrespectful. We just be busy. Yeah, believe me. That's just it. Like, I don't know what to tell. I get it with my parents though.

Like my mom was like, oh, now you want to call. Like, she just gives an attitude, everything. I did get off the answer for my pops though. Why? Certain people you have. Yeah, certain things you just got to see what's up. But certain people, like, I call them right back. And if it's an emergency, if it's two calls in the row, I'm like, okay, hold up.

Let me see what happened in the wrong. You know what I mean? Oh, if you call me two, three times in the road and he's just, I'll see what's up with you. I'm going to curse you to fuck out. Yeah, I don't want to hear that. I love you, Donnell. I love you, Donnell. We love you, Donnell.

Donnell just love you, Donnell just think, Donnell thinks people don't respect him. Donnell just think people don't respect him. Donnell is the Rodney Dangerfield of comedy. The black Rodney, I said the Rodney, I said the Rodney, he's not a comedian. He thinks people don't respect? He thinks people don't respect him No Yes he does

He thinks he doesn't I think that's He thinks he's super off I think that's super off I think Donnell is like Probably one of the most respected On the stage Because Donnell's funny as fuck

He's a beast He's a beast He's a beast I've seen him in Caroline Where he's at this weekend I've seen him at Radio City I told him the night we saw Chappelle Marlon

D'nell He was the funniest on that stage Yeah now Donald's a fucking I was a fucking monster I've been seeing him Killer for years The thing is is that he is sensitive and ballbusters, when they know somebody sensitive in general,

that's like, you know, flies to shit, bees to honey, like. It's a problem. It's one of my toxic traits. Exactly. It is. And I told him that. But that's not a function of not respecting him on stage because he could do his fucking thing on stage. He's a beast.

Who? He doesn't know what must have the private school. He wants to want the real school, like public school. That's what they do all day. Yeah, but that's what I told him. You already got Donnell spinning right now. Like, fucking went to private school, sir. Some fucking son of the private school, sir.

I don't know fucking private schools, sir. You're probably like a private school, sir. I got some fucking football scholarship. Some fucking private schools, huh? That's Donnell. That's Donnell. And I even told the story about how back in the day we filmed Guy Court. Yeah.

And it was the rap party. And we all sitting around having a good time drinking. And I look in the corner and Donnell just in the corner, angry and mad. No, he's not angry and mad. Donald was just socialized like that. And I went over to him. I'm like, why are you not in the car? He's like, I don't fucking this type of shit, son.

Yeah, I was his him. He don't do that. So why are you here? This is his show, bro. Like, he would be an asshole not to go to the after party for his show. You know, he was the fucking judge. I get it. But, um, but, but, but yeah, he got his, man.

But you can't say. What was his homie's name? What was his homie's name? Who? His homie that would always be with him. With the glasses? I can't remember. I know you're talking about.

Forty. 40, right? Yeah, I can't remember his name. Damn, I can't remember his name right now. I'm an asshole. My bad, y'all. My bad. Don't ask us.

You heard his bones. The thing about Donnell, too, is like, you can't say you don't fuck with this type shit because, and I know Chappelle, Chappelle's your friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's not too many bigger stars in the world who attract bigger stars. So when you're with Chappelle, you're in the mix. You know what I mean? Maybe that's just his comfort zone, though.

Maybe he feels comfortable around Chappelle and them. So even if the Elon Musk are around or the whoever the stars are at the time, that's around it. Maybe he just feels comfortable. You know what I mean? Yeah. But no, Donnell is funny as shit. He know that.

And I don't know why. It actually hurts me that he thinks he don't get respect. Yeah, he don't want to get respect. That's such a weird thing. I've never heard of comics. But you know, that's my point. He don't feel that. Sometimes you got to hear it.

You know, I tell people that shit all the time. Sometimes you got to feel the love. Remember when Mitch was in paid him full? And he was like, man, I won't go to the club tonight. I was going to feel the love, man. Interesting. Sometimes you just want to feel the love, especially when you got social media and you got motherfuckers all on social media saying shit all the time and coming at you all the time.

Sometimes you just want to see if there's real genuine love out there. And you don't see that unless you go hit discreet. Yeah. That's it. I did see you capping about the necklace conversation. That's how I felt about the chain. Man, this guy's such a liar, bro. He'll recreate any, he'll recreate any reality in his head and live by that reality, bro.

Go to the tape. We can't go to tape. We literally have this conversation. The conversation, three of us were like, yo, because you were another... I was laughing at y'all. Name on the chain. We're like, no. I was laughing at y'all.

I wouldn't do it. That's up. That's him. I didn't tell. On the show, you were like, I do do it. No, no, no, no. The way Donnell explained it. Okay, here we go.

Cultivated. No, no. Donnell explained it saying this is for Chappelle's show. It was a show I was on that helped be successful. And I said, I understand that because I wear Duval's Brow's broke chain. But their comics did. did wear it, they had nothing to do with the show. Really?

Yeah. Like who? I thought I saw Michelle Wolf wearing it. But she's Team Chappelle, though. So is it Team Chappelle or is it the Shappelle show? Because if it's Shepel show, I get it 100%. You built that show in it, bro. Like, you have some of the most iconic characters

and performance on that show completely. I think if there's anybody who can wear Team Chappelle chain, for all is, everything we're talking, it's definitely done that. And God bless Charlie Murphy. You know what I mean? Because if Charlie Murphy was alive, you'd probably be out there with them too.

He got to wear a Charlie Murphy chain. The C stands for Charlie Murphy. That's what you should tell people. C. The C stands for Charlie. Charlie probably wouldn't do that, though. Charlie wouldn't want him to do it. No, Charlie probably wouldn't do that because, I mean, he's a Murphy.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't, yeah, you can't. Like, you can't, if you got a, you got a picky goat. Yeah. You know what I mean? Is he either going to be Eddie? It's going to be Dave.

So, Eddie's such a goat. You could wear his name on it. I think you could wear his name on a chain. Actually, nah, I couldn't. He got to die, bro. He got to die. His name with a Chris Child shirt. He got a Chris Child.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Salute to Chris Child. I'm going to take this off at the end of the day. No. I'm not wearing it everything. But you're going to say, Chris Child is dope, right? Yeah. So I don't think it's anything wrong with wearing shirts of dope people.

Chris Childs clearly inspired you in some way, shape, before him. You are a New York guy. You're a Nick guy. Knicks in the playoffs. Chris Child was a tough guy. If I wore this shirt every single day of my life, you would come up to me and be like, hey, bro, you got any other shirts? I would definitely say that.

I never wore a shirt with somebody on it for representing something. I just wore it on just to have it. Yeah, I'm going to the Knicks game tonight, so I'm going to wear some Knicks shit. And instead of wearing the same jersey everybody else got, I'm going to wear a little bit more unique thing. I just wear white T. White T. Yeah. Yeah, with white T.

You're doing a podcast with us, right? Now you go look at us like we started texting. Why don't you stop talking? I know. We are talking to you. We are talking to you. How? Hey, man.

This is why you can't This is why you can with him, bro. He said it's something. Hey, man. Donnell, keep posting the videos of him looking sweet. Hey, he's not going to stop no way. Keep posting his sweet-ass Instagram,

but he's not going to stop no way. Listen, I did just Amanda. Put him the fucking the gas on her. Earlier, I'm on his room with Amanda Seals, right? And Amanda goes, I'm not going to talk to you if you're on your phone. I said, I'm not on my phone. She goes, I'm looking at the top of your hat.

And so I go, what are you talking about? Leaving the phone on the fucking table? Leave the phone at the table. See how he lies, bro, this motherfucker, a piece of shit. Oh, man. Let's do some asking idiots tale again. I hate phones.

You know, stop it. Stop it. No. No. It's like a drug, man. It's like waxing around pussy. No. Wow.

Cure it. I'm just playing. Look how he gets too. He starts sweating. Y'all don't know what I go through. All right. All right. All right.

Miller, light, pot. What is one thing you regret from early in your career? Oh, God. Oh, my God. Where do we begin? I'm being honest with you, and I'm being dead serious. I have regrets, but it's weird because I can't regret them. And I tell you why, because you wouldn't get me now if you didn't get me then.

You know what I'm saying? And we really live in this era. where we're really crucifying people for playing, playing by the rules they were at the time. There's this thing I was reading about the Overton window. I just want you all to Google it, and I'm probably going to explain it all fucked up. But it's basically this thing politicians used to use

and the language they used to use and the things they used to talk about were based on what was happening in the climate at the time. Right? So it was some things that they might have talked about in the 50s didn't serve them anymore in the 60s. You know what I mean? weren't even considered like good policy anymore, good things to talk about anymore.

And it's the same thing with what we do as comedians, as radio personalities, as your podcast hosts, y'all going to see YouTubers, y'all going to see the way things are now, they're not going to be five years from now. Mark my word. The way things are now, they're definitely not going to be 10 years from now. So it's going to be things that we're talking about now that we thought was acceptable. And then five years from now, somebody going to be on your ass about them. And I just don't think that's fair. But I don't regret it. I can't regret it. The main reason I can't regret it is because you live and you motherfucking learn. That's it. I think if you're grateful for where you are right now, it's hard to regret your past.

Yeah. I'm at. I'm not. Right? Like, I like where I'm at right now. I think it's amazing. I'm super grateful. So if I do something different in the past, I might not get here. And I might not be in this exact situation. So I like, I'm sure I can find things that maybe I wish I did differently. You know, I wish I did better. Absolutely. I wish I paid more attention to. Probably harder at it.

Yeah, but like I'm not upset where I'm right now. I'm so loved where I am right now. I love it. Experience is the best to each though. And you never got caught drinking off by your mom. You never got caught drinking off by your mom. That'd be something you regret to do.

But anything like that, I'm straight. Even that you can't regret. Come on. No, no, no. I regret. You learn how to lock a door. That's it. You know what I mean?

You learn how to lock the goddamn door. And stop when mommy walked in. Why you still jerking? Why are you still jerking? You knew she was walking, bro. You knew she was walking. You're alive. Praise the Lord.

I guarantee you would never jerk off a day of my life again when my mom caught me. What the fuck? This got scary. This got scary. Give us another fun to it. Right. And by the way, you're going to have to learn to live with regret

if you're really moving the way you're supposed to move in life. And what I mean. And one more thing is like when you, when you make mistakes, you're going to learn from mistakes and you're going to regret things, but you're going to have to learn to live with regret.

Because to me, if you don't have no regret, you ain't trying shit. Yeah. That's what I feel? Literally. All right, what do we got? Well, this one,

this stat 90s flow. If you can, okay, if you can add or remove anything from the human body, what would it be? What do you mean, remove?

Like, I mean, I'm asking 90s flow, like, remove, like, permanently or remove on a case by case. You put that going, like you put your meat back on. Exactly. Like if your girl could take your dick

when you go out of town stuff like that. What do you mean? Oder. Ooh. Huh? Oder. Your takeaway odor.

Yeah, just get rid of odor. All smells, right? No, not all smells. Just the trash ones. Like, odor? Get that out of here. Now, the tricky thing with odor is that's how you know you're clean.

So maybe if we didn't have odor, people would shower as much and it'd be whacked. But like, odor is just... What do smells? Why did God make smells on our body anyway? It tells alarm us. Yeah.

Tell what? It's alarmless. Alarmus is something wrong, man. The Fucci, bro. If she got the Fucci or something wrong down. It's an alarm. It's a solid alarm. It's a solid alarm.

Nothing like in the intestines and that like. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. They do that on your other earth, Taylor. The earth that you need better pictures of. Give me one. That is funny as fuck. In the community, Slim said, Where are thou holes?

How might thou acquire the hose? Look at the one up there. What's what? That's easy. Who will win? Andrew. Who would, this is from LJ-S-U-K-H-O-O. Who do you think would win in a boxing match, Wax or Andrew?

Andrew. Andrew, right? Right work, bro. You think I could be Andrew. Light work, bro. No way. Come on, dog. Head movement crazy.

I'm trying to tell you. I would definitely look. It would have the same outcome of me and Jake Paul, me and me. Yeah, probably. You definitely move to Jake Paul. I would keep asking me. Real life Reggie asked, what was the worst financial decision you've made? I'll tell you mine, buying Bitcoin at $60,000 a coin.

That was the worst one I've made. Really? I bought Bitcoin at the height. Wow. Oh, my gosh. Because I'm an idiot's, bro. That fucking money. Anything I invest in goes down unless it's myself.

The only thing I can invest in it does well. is me. Outside of that, any company business or whatever, it's going to go down. Oh, my gosh. My worst investment was to give a girl some food that didn't give me pussy. What? What? I'm serious right now. What about the chicken? What about the chicken farm?

Oh, you're good with the chicken farm? No, I'm actually doing other things with the building and stuff like that, so I'm actually doing. But are you doing chickens anymore or no? So that was a bad investment. No, I mean, I still using everything that I did. I mean, I sold the chickens. I remember when you were illegally slanging chickens? That's what I, that's what I.

That shit is hilarious. They gave me the rest of the permitting, so I had to shut it down. But I still got the building and stuff like that. I'm going to reuse everything. I don't know what he means by financial decision. Does that mean, like, if you loan somebody some money? I mean, I've loaned people money that, you know, I regretted. They gave it to them because they ended up being terrible people.

Who? Yeah. There's no need to say. Oh, tell me, man. I'll tell you after that way. But, you know, they ended up being terrible people. But I haven't really made any terrible financial decisions. I mean, yeah.

I mean, maybe I will soon because I'm just. really starting to get into the stock thing. I mean, I got an S&P 500, but now I'm starting to, like, buy individual stocks. But I'm gambling, bro. Be careful now. But I tell you what, I'm only investing in things that I really fuck with. Like, I bought some AMC stock.

AMC stock been jumping. You know what I mean? I only bought it because I started seeing all the movie commercials. I'm like, I'm going to buy some AMC stock. And it's funny because head, Sotsuot guy, DJ, head text me went there, and he was like, bro, you need to buy some AMC stock. And I said, yo, that's so crazy. You said that. I've been telling my financial people

that for the past couple of weeks. So I bought some. And literally, the day after I bought it, it shot up like 15%. And right now it's up like 19%. Cool. So.

Well, I don't know. And by the way, by the way? I don't even know what the fuck that means. I know. I have no idea what the fuck that means. I bought some stock on a phone and I don't know what the fuck I did.

My boy's like, yo, put it to this and do this. And I'm like, all right. And I'd never even look at it. I don't even know where to go. That should have been

your worst financial decision you ever made. Yeah. That should have been the answer to that question. You just bought a stock you didn't know just because. Demi told me to go do it. Hopefully one day he'd be like, well, actually you look at it and I look at it like, oh, $20 million. Like, okay, great.

No, that's not going. You are real life, Forrest Gump. I don't, you are Forrest Gump. Okay. Run, just one. No, do you never remember Forrest Gump where he said, I invested in a fruit company and then it was Apple. Yeah. You know what?

You're right. Something like that would happen. I don't know what it is. My dude said, yo, this is going to go crazy. How long ago was this? A couple of weeks ago. What was it? Let me see.

I'm like to check it out. Let me see because he put in some type of app thing. And he was like, he's put $500 in there and just watch waxing. I just like, all right. And we don't even know what it is. Like, I went out to eat last night. And it was like, who ordered this? I ain't say nothing because I don't know what the fuck I ordered.

I had the lady order for me. So everybody sitting in the whole time. Like, who the fuck ordered this food over here? And I didn't know. So this is my life. Wait, what does that have to do? I know. Like, you're gonna be the fuck.

I thought you were talking about stocks, bro. Me too much. I don't know what I thought you're talking about investments. That's the exact same thing. What I'm trying to say? I didn't know what the fuck I ordered for the stock. I don't know what the fuck I ordered for my food. For the meal.

Okay. Just, I laugh. How much should I make? It just sounds to me like you need to start paying attention. Yeah. I get it. But I don't want to pay attention that type of stuff. Just feed me.

And if I can get some money off this, put the money there and make it happen. Okay. What the fuck gotta be all the big words for? This is from A, uh, A-V-O-L-X-V-E. You each get one superpower. What would it be? I don't know, mine's. What would yours be, Taylor?

Mind control. What? Mind control. Oh, what? I can just make people believe anything and then. I'm going to be invisible. What about mouth control? If you got Twitter, if you got Twitter, Instagram.

Yo. If you got Twitter. Instagram, YouTube. You know what I mean? You can make people believe anything. No, I'm talking about like, as in people are going to believe that I'm the queen of the world and stuff like that.

Like, I'm going to have stuff like that. So long as you become the queen in the world. Yeah. Do you really want to be the queen? You know, that shit is. It really want to be the queen of the world. You really want to be the queen of the world right now. No, but I want to tell people what to do.

Superpower got to be in this type of question. Get a fucking husband. Superpower. What are you talking about? You want to tell people what to do it. Okay, you got one guy right there. Get another one. Yo.

I got to listen. Superpower wax. What would your superpower be? Being invisible. Invisible. Invincible. Invincible. You don't want to die?

No, I'm just saying if I want to just like be clear real quick. Invisible. Yo. Get out. Get out. What the fuck that mean then? Hey. Hey.

No, but I understand that though. I did not understand that. No, no, no. I don't understand the mistake. But I understand why he was going to be. while he was going to be invisible. Like, you're a big black dude, your whole life. People are constantly looking at you.

It must be amazing to be able to just, like, fit in. And even one step further, fit in, be not seen. I get that. Oh, my God, you should have seen him. I went into a restaurant the other day, and I promise, you know you hear chairs. Like, you know somebody fart is like, you hear the chairs like everybody. Yeah, record stop.

I walk through this spot and I hear chairs and stuff and everybody doing. I'm like, you know you didn't fart. No, I didn't. I didn't. but everybody else had suits so now I was dressed like this. Yeah, you'd be trying to go to jail. Like, he'd be trying not to get served at restaurants.

Like, you know what I mean? You'd be trying to get profiled. Like, why? No, actually, everybody started, you know, I think, what's going on and stuff? Yeah, people filling you out. They want to make sure you eat the goddamn shooter. Yeah, you're trying to kill nobody.

Because I do that to people. I'd be like, yeah, you got lighter. You know what I'm saying? Anybody always go like this. They got a lot. And why? And he'd do that the stupidest place is like the gas pump. You know?

You're a gas. Hey, man, you got a lot. Why would you do? Because he's crazy. Listen to him. What do they do when you're asking a lighter? What does that achieve? What does that do for you?

No, if I want to like check somebody out, and say I'm asking them they got a lotter. Just see how aggressive they are and stuff like that. No, he's trying to hit their foot. For real. I make it sticking to go like this to their foot and they're always going to look down. Just check them out and see their aggressiveness,

see what does that mean? If I ask you for a lighter, one thing I'll see if you got a gun on you because you always going to go like this is just something that just happens. Oh. And then you're going to touch the place where the gun is? No.

When they go, they're going to go like this, and I can see, like, the print of their shirt is something if they got it. You're looking at his print? Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. You know, when you take your dick sometime when it's hard and you pull it up over the sweatpants, you know what I mean? So it stays up here? Never did that. You're a lot. We talked about it on Guy Cole. We had a whole guy coach. He tried about it.

I lied about it. Nobody did that. Okay. I don't do it. I put that shit in my shoulder. Well, that's what waxed. That's what waxed. means by waistprint.

I took that shit right up here. I always did that. Like, yo, bro, you got a lighter? If I could see if he aggressive, make the fuck out of him. You're going to know a lighter or something. You're asking for a lighter and you're looking at his print? No.

I either step on his foot and see how aggressive you do. All this shit is flirt. Wait, you step on your head. No, you step on his leg. You're looking at him. Is that me playing? No, man. I got something on fire.

You got a lighter? No, but I want some smoke. Ooh. You got a lighter, you got some of the smoke. You know what? I got a check of me, bro. You got a lighter, you got some of the smoke? You got a lighter?

I'm trying to get out. All right. Oh, shit, bro. All right, let's get this last question by Jalen Clem. Jalen Clem. Now, you never said what your superpower be, bro? What would my superpower be? I've always liked Wolverine superpowers, man.

I like the healing factor. But that age is you crazy, though. No, it don't. It prevents you from aging. Nah. Wolverine is like 200 years old or something crazy because he ate. I'm fine with that, though. But he didn't age physically.

As long as you don't age physically. He did become old man Logan. I forgot I became old man Logan. But listen, what about, if you clear, is it clear a color? Yo. No, if you're invisible, you're just invisible. You're just. You're just whatever the show is behind you.

What's clear for real? Is this clear? Because I don't want to be this. No, you're not going to be plastic. You're just going to be. whatever is just behind you, bro. Like, it's going to look like a chair. It's going to look like the wall.

So I'm not here for Claire. Hey, bro. What's invisible in the same thing? Hey, my superpower is just ignoring. Hey, it's only superpowers. It's 2021. Wax, you can identify whatever you want to identify. Yo, that's facts.

If you want to be clear, all right, whatever, do your thing, okay? All right. What's really invincible, right? If you're visible and clear, isn't clear in something different? It's invisible. Invisible. Invisible is like, don't be there at all. Yes.

What the fuck is clear? Oh, that's a good point. That's clear. The plastic is clear. I just said that. That's a good point. I don't want to be clear. He doesn't want to be clear.

He wants to be invisible. Yes. That's interesting. Clear would just mean you're empty. Like, you could see your organs and shit. Yeah. Let me ask definition of clear. Clear means you can see right through.

Definition of clear. Like plastic is clear. That Duncan Donus thing is clear. Easy to perceive, understand, our interpret, transparent, unclouded, the clear glass of the French window. So yeah, that bottle is clear. I don't want to be clear. You don't want to be invisible. You can't see me at all.

You don't want to be... Exactly. Like ghosts. But wait it. Okay. Do you want someone to be able to touch you even though you're invisible? Or do you want to not exist? I said to just smash some shit. I mean, my girl. So you exist, you walk around, but you just can't be seen it. I don't want you to see me.

But you still can pick things up and put them down. Yes, I want to be able to smack the shit out of people for no reason. I can get on airplanes for free. Why do you want, why are you, how are you going to get upset? Where are you going to stand on an airplane, right? Wait. Where are you going to be on the airplane?

I don't know. I'm with the pilots. I'll be right back still chilling. You just want, you want to smack people, but yet you want to test people out and flirt with them to see if they're aggressive. That don't mean no sense. What are you talking about? Just earlier you were just saying how you want to, you asked them if they have a lighter to check

if they're aggressive and not. When did they reds? Hold on. Let me see what she's talking about. Like, okay. But I'm saying, but so why are you doing that? If you're going to be the aggressive, if you're invisible, you want smack people? For what? You want to be invisible to smack people?

That's cool. That's why you want to be invisible just to be able to smack people. I just don't want people to see me all the time. Hey, guys, I'm sorry to interrupt. If anybody's still listening, we have one more question. I think we lost them at Invincible, Invisible. No, I just don't understand what the fuck she's talking about. I just don't understand the contradictor.

I definitely think we lost to me at Invisible. This is a good question. Thoughts on women proposing to men? Stupid. Sucker. Dumb and tell. Dumb-and-tell. Dumb-and-ha.

He got you. Because if a girl proposed, do we have to pay them for the everything? You got to pay the ring? You all got rid of the ring. I don't got rid of the ring then. Oh, shit. You just ask yourself to marry you and then put the ring on yourself.

That's pathetic. I'll tell you something. I have no problem with it. But what I haven't seen yet is a fire female proposal. Men proposals be dope. Did y'all see the thing on? I don't know who did it. I'm a little detached.

But like. Jesse, the girl who had the gender reveal for the fake pregnancy? I heard about it. I didn't see, I didn't read it, but I heard about it. Shit, bro.

Why did she do that? I don't know. She faked a pregnancy and then went through a whole gender reveal and like pop the thing and it's like blue or pig, whatever. And she's going,

let's go. Like, no, full well, she got drunk that night. She forgot she was just. I don't know who the girl is. Who is she? I don't know.

She thought she wasn't pregnant. Bro, that is hysterical. I have no problem with women proposing the men, but I need all women out there to know. just you being a woman is not enough. You got to put the same type of thought into your proposals the way men do.

Yeah, but imagine how upset you get like your girl gets down on her knees and you're like, ah, shit. And then she'd give you jewelry for me. I'm going to, you know, how misleading. I'm going to get it for all these people. Your mom right here is what you do? You're like, all right, whatever, y'all.

This is what you do. Who's somebody doing me down? Mom, like, that ain't how you do it, baby. You ain't going to never get the ring doing it like that. Right? I don't have a problem with it, though. I mean, I... Honestly.

You would take your girl serious if she proposed to you? Man, I don't... The way the world going, do I have a choice? No, I feel like I lost as a man. No, I lost as a man. Like, damn, you got to do that.

Like, nah, bro. I told my girl that if we got a pair of pants, I'm not going to put one leg in and you put the other leg in. You see, you know what I'm saying? I don't need you to do my job. I feel like that's my job to do that. It might be traditional.

What are you talking about? Hey. I got to say, I got me doing the man duties. No, no, no, no, no, no, not, no, what the fuck are you talking about? This is why we can't focus on aliens, because we're too busy dealing with their earthlings, like, why? Trying to figure this shit up. Aliens is too much. Listen, what are he just saying?

That being a man supposed to wear the pants. If I, don't, don't make us both fight to wear the pants. If I don't make me have to put one side, one of my legs in and you put the other leg in. But what if you guys are doing, like, one of them, uh, potato runs, right? Then that's what we would do it. and my ball's going to be hanging on the other side. Why your balls are so big? I don't fucking know.

That's an idiot. What? I don't get the pants thing. I don't understand anything, but I'm not trying to figure it out. We wear the pants. A man's supposed to wear the pants in the relationship. Says who? Says who?

In my house, I'm wearing the pants. What does that mean? You don't run shit in your house? I don't, but that's why I wear the pants. She got your phone. She got your DMs. Yeah. You're not wearing his underwear.

I'm the head in my household. And the girl, the woman is a neck. No. You can't do nothing without the control of the neck. You see what I'm saying? Uh-huh. So. Why y'all wearing the same pants, though?

That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah, why can't you have your own pairs of pants or why can't she wear a skirt? I want my own pair of pants. That's what I'm saying. Like, you don't do my duty. Don't do my job. I'm supposed to be the ones proposed. Stop wearing pants that she can fit because them goddamn.

Them yoga pants that you got on right now. I watched my own clothes. They're tight as fuck. Okay. That all we got. He's fucking pants again. It's good to be back. I'm glad to have him.

I'm glad to have him. Next week we'll be in the brewing in the studio. Let's go. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. And thank you for listening to The Brilliant Idiot Podcast, recorded at WTF Media. Thank you, Weezy and Alex for letting us use the studio while Schultz was in Miami. Keep up the great work.

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