The Brilliant Idiots - This Thing Of Ours

Episode Date: December 14, 2024

In this episode of the Brilliant Idiots, Charlamagne The God & Andrew Schulz discuss the complexities of language, identity, and the consequences of words in comedy and hip hop. They reflect on their unique podcast identity, the challenges of new audiences, and the impact of Kendrick Lamar's lyrics on their community. The conversation navigates the fine line between artistic expression and the responsibility that comes with it, emphasizing the importance of context and the racial dynamics at play in the comedy and hip hop spaces. They delve into the complexities surrounding celebrity allegations, particularly focusing on Jay-Z. They discuss the intoxicating power dynamics that come with celebrity status, the legal ramifications of allegations, and the impact of public perception on an individual's reputation.  ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Controversial Language 02:52 The Podcast's Unique Identity and Audience Dynamics 06:13 Navigating Hip Hop and Comedy Spaces 09:05 The Impact of Kendrick's Lyrics 11:57 Consequences of Words in Comedy and Rap 15:02 Freedom of Speech and Artistic Expression 17:45 The Role of Context in Comedy 20:57 Racial Dynamics in Comedy and Hip Hop 24:08 Conclusion and Reflection on Audience Reception 32:58 Kendrick's Response and Consequences 36:36 The Nature of Comedy and Offense 41:20 The Price of Artistic Expression 47:39 Navigating Identity in Comedy 54:53 The Legacy of West Coast Rap and Freedom of Speech 01:05:00 The Power Dynamics of Celebrity Allegations 01:07:51 Legal Consequences and the Justice System 01:12:11 The Impact of Public Perception on Reputation 01:16:02 The Nature of Allegations and Their Consequences 01:19:48 The Complexity of Rap Battles and Legal Actions 01:23:50 The Emotional Toll of Sexual Experiences 01:29:54 Desensitization and the Reality of Adult Film Industry 01:37:42 The Impact of Adult Content on Society 01:40:29 Political Divisions and Hypocrisy 01:44:38 Navigating Public Perception and Personal Identity 01:48:50 The Influence of Music and Culture 02:06:24 Reflections on Friendship and Personal Growth Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yep, Charleney God. Andrew Schult. We are back for another week of the brilliant idiotist podcast. Heather Kyle Walker. Charlamaine de God. What's happening? I'm chilling, man.

Another week of the Coon and the Cracker podcast. We are here, man. What's happening? Can I say that? Can I say that? Can why people say the coon word? I don't know. We can't say it.

We can't say it. We were saying the other one until y'all took that. Depends how you say it. We're not allowed to say it. I don't know, man. I thought that there's got to be some we could say. You made a good. Right?

Not like, obviously the big one we can't say. Cannot say that one. We can't say the big one. Right? I mean, listen, you can say whatever you want as long as you're willing to deal with the That's what I told Kendrick. That's what I said. You can say whatever you want as long as you want to do with it.

It turns out they're not willing to deal with it. You made a good observation though. What? B-I-2. Like, brilliant idiots. I was saying for bye. Yeah. That's what y'all are.

Well, yeah. Bilingual. No. Sexual. Bisexual. Bisexual. Bisexual. Racial.

Racial. Bilingual. We are bi-gamous. I don't like none of y'all new motherfuckers that listen to Buryd Idiots. Wait, why? I just don't like any of y'all. We've been here for 11 years doing what we do. We got our nice brilliant idiots audience audience, the fellow brilliant idiots that are out there.

They understand what it is that we do. They get what we do every single time. But what happens to the new folks? Every single, but listen, every single time they meddling our shit. Right? Who's not the first time y'all've done. Isn't that the first time we've had controversy?

Right? But every time they meddling our shit, you make me realize why I want this to stay the best kept secret in podcast. It might be, yeah, but there's also part of me that's like, now we're having too much fun to be the best kept secret. Everybody just need to get on board. You know what I mean? How much more do we need?

How many downloads we got, Chris? Do you know? Actually, in Jacksonville. No, I'm talking about just in just in. in general since we've been doing this for the last 11 years. 60, 80, 80, 80, 90, 90, 90, 90, millions. That's a lot. That's McDonald's.

That's McDonald's, but McDonald's is in the billions. All I'm simply saying is once a week for, what, 11 years now? We just get to have some fun. And we don't even do what we're supposed to do with the pot. What are we supposed to do? We used to sell merch and stuff like that. Yeah, we haven't even been trying to make money, man. That's it.

We just come in because we enjoy doing it. We give it to the people that enjoy it, and it's all good. But you're saying some people just can't handle it. Some people just can't handle it. I just don't like the new listeners. Because we take it there and they just don't know what to do. I just don't. Is that what you just like it?

Yes. I don't like it. I don't like it. Because y'all don't know what it is we do here. Because there's nothing off limits here, you know what I mean? I mean, unless we make it limits. Well, what's the limit? What, whatever we see, that's our thing, right?

We determine what the limit is. But then sometimes we go too fast. And if we crash, we crash. But guess who's still in the car? That's when we crash. An Asian. No. Wait, did I do it again?

Did I do that thing? Did I do it? Wait, are the new listeners? All right. Now, you know, stage the Twitter on Yassah? What's they going to do? Do you want yellow Twitter on Yassiz? Do you want, do you want yellow Twitter on Yass too?

Black and yellow, black and yellow. Can you handle it all? Both of us? I'm ready. I want the smoke. I want the smoke. I'll tell you what I found interesting. You tell me.

I found interesting. the MAGA crowd that was upset with you. Oh, what the MAGA said? I didn't see them upset. Yeah. What'd they say? It was like they didn't know you was gay. They don't like gay, bro.

They don't do gay. That ain't masculine. They need to accept my own. Yo, you know what's crazy? I'm really not accepting anywhere, bro. That's what I learned about me, right? Maybe it's you. No, for real, man.

That was the most heartbreaking thing about this whole thing because I thought there was like a space for me in hip-hop and rap beat? No, you did. I did. I did. Shaliman. By the way,

can I have an emotional moment with you, please? No. Can I have a vulnerable moment? No. The other thing that pisses me up. They act like, when people say shit, like, Sean, me.

Shots, he's got invited into our space. No, he's not. Brilliant idiots, it's not a hip-hop podcast. It is a comedy podcast. Yeah. Okay. It's my space. For smart, dumb people.

Yeah. Or for dumb people who think they're smart. Yeah. Brilliant. Yeah. Stop. Leave us alone. alone. Yeah. No, don't leave us alone. We want this. Not the new one.

No, but this is what I'm saying is like I feel very, I feel like almost heartbroken if I'm going to be honest. Talk to me. It's because, you know, I've been watching rap beef my whole life, bro. And you wanted to be in one. My whole life I was like, these guys get it. You could say anything. Everything's fair in rap beef. And like me, I'm a booty goon. And I thought I was like, all right, there's a space for us in rat beef. I could be a booty goon. And I could be a booty go. I could come after it. And they'll be like, yeah, that's what's up. He's going there. He's taking it to the next level.

It turns out that booty goons like myself are not accepted. Because it's gay. And then I try to go back to MAGA and they're like, what? You're a booty goon? We don't accept that. Nobody's accepting me, man. You will not make American gay again. They're not going to do it.

They are looking forward to January 20th. What's going to happen then? Trump said all, Trump said letters belong in the alphabet. Whoa. That's what he said. You didn't see that? Oh, no. That's a bar, though.

But listen. Now, but somewhere Ray J is like, see somebody gets it. Wait, what's that? That's that somewhere Ray J is like, see somebody gets it. That's what I'm talking about. Ray J started this. Shout to Ray J. Hold on, no, let me let me get that term, them, the booty goons.

I never made that term up. Angela Yee made that up. Can you please tell them you made up that, that verbiage, though? What, the booty goons? Yeah, I didn't make that. You said that. You know the fabulous interview was lit, but she created that term. I did get a lot of calls about it.

you this week, though. What happened? Who called? D.L. D.L. called me. D.L. got it wrong. Yeah, there was a clip out of context. D.L. and Matt Barnes, y'all got to watch. Matt Barnes was very fair. No, he wasn't. Yes, he was. Can I say? Uh-huh. If y'all are gonna react to it and, like, talk as if you know what's going on, watch more than a clip. Matt Barnes is fair and- Let me tell you what.

And you should treat him like he's fair because he'll slap the shit out to you. No, no. Matt Barr is definitely way bigger than me and probably beat my ass in a fight very easily. But he got to watch more than the clip. That is true. They just watch the clip. D.L., I think there's a...

The clip is just out of content. There's an Instagram page called Jasmine Brand, I believe. And I think they were the ones that posted it first. And then D.L. posted it. And then Matt Barnes got on his platform and he's talking about it. And they clearly all watch the clip. They don't watch the whole episode. Matt is on All the Smoke.

We did All Smoke Podcast. That's All the Smoke. You listen to all the smoke from Blackfax, I heart radio podcast. I fuck with Matt. This is a very... I thought Matt had one of the fairest takes that I saw. See, let me explain why it's not fair. We could watch it if you want, but the timeline is just off.

Yes, the context is off. This is what... So D.L. and all them, they said this. They're like, oh, Andrew said... Play it. Play it. Okay, go, go, go. Obviously, since Kendrick dropped his album, a bar and whacked out mirrors was talking about white comedians and whoa, whoa.

Gary Owens tried to jump on that wave and said what he said and kind of failed to the side, but Andrew Schultz has kind of taking this opportunity to grow his fandom and his following and to me, Cloud Chase. And I think since the song is dropped or the album is dropped, he's been the loudest person in this mix outside of Drake's allegations to, you know, the record companies and the streaming companies.

Andrew Schultz has been consistently day in, day out, going in and trying to grow from this. And if you want to respond, you know, to what Kendrick said in the song, although he didn't name no names. I don't think no one had a problem with that, but obviously I feel like you crossed the line when you started talking about taking his manhood and just disrespecting him as a man.

And now you want to cry about the reaction that you've been getting from the shit you said. I'm not sure what you expected, bro. Comedy is comedy. You know, it's hit or miss. And you've definitely found your lane and got some fame of late and have really been doing your thing up to this point.

But you crossed the line, and I think that you're finding out what that means now. This shit is not a game. You're not really just going to go around disrespecting people these days, especially someone to his caliber who has the love of the entire West Coast by far, but, you know, a lot of love out there in general. So my advice, bro, is just fall back and leave it alone. Let it blow over because the more you talk, the more shit you're going to get in.

I wish you and your family, peace and happiness, bro. Be so. That camera pushing. That camera pushing was great. Not bad advice the last 20 seconds. So look. So yeah, yeah. So the one issue I have with this is the way that they're painting the timeline.

It's out of context. And the reality is like some, like this is how Kendrick really is the Taylor Swift of hip-hop. And that no matter what he does, he's still the victim. No matter what, like you know how Taylor's always the victim? Like she's the biggest in music in history. Yeah, she's a victim to the label. She's a victim to scooter. She's a victim to her boyfriends.

Yes, she's still the biggest in the world. Somehow, Kendrick is the victim here. This is the time. This is the one thing that he said, and D.L. also said this in Jasmine. Play that clip, Taylor. No, no, no, no. You got it.

No, the other clip. No, this is the same one. Same one. No, the one from you. But just to, just to, just to. So he goes, he goes, you said what you said. Now you're getting this response

and you're crying about it. Because they thought when you were on here talking about people leaving comments about your kids, it was you responding to that. Because they didn't watch. the episode. Well, they also don't know when we tape. But even if they did know when we taped, they would know that that's

the first reaction. So this is the timeline. And I'm, yeah, this is the timeline. I could have been wrong, but you were actually saying that you understood why people were leaving comments and you deserved. No, I never said I deserved it. Well, you said you did what you did to Kendrick? No. And then they replied. No. What? What was it? Stop, man. All of y'all

are believing these fake-ass timelines? I don't remember. I got to deal with a propaganda machine. What was it? What was it? What was it? This is Is it? Kendrick drops the song. Yeah. Mention's me. Yeah. Mention's my friends.

Says slide on his friends, which I assume are you and you. No. Wait, wait, wait. Just let me talk. Let me talk. Don't interrupt. Let me talk. Which I assume are both of you.

Slide on the, what is it, the coons and the ones that are grooming, which I also. You guys also think it's you because you're getting death threats. I'm getting death threats. I never thought of me. Okay, that's fair. You never thought it was you. You have the ability to talk to them, right? They reach out to you to patch it up real quick.

It was no, it's the doodle and laugh podcast. Yes. But they, but they. Dude who and laugh? What's it called? You told me. Listen. I'm not trying to sit.

What's it called? Anyway. You know what I'm talking about. Yes, yes, yes. Shits and gigs. Boom. Right? My God.

Yes. I don't know. So Kendrick's people reached out to you to clarify. They're like trying to, oh, we didn't want to say it actually came to you. And people are thinking it is they're doing their, their little due diligence with you, right? But nobody else knows that. They think it's you and they think it's you. Y'all are getting death threats.

I'm getting death threats. They post some pictures on my little kid. I haven't said anything. I'm filming my special. So two weeks, I don't say a single word. All of Kendrick fans are saying they're going to kill me, my family, my little daughter. They're commenting on the pictures of my eight-month-old daughter. It's fine.

Whatever it is. This is internet shit. I don't say shit, right? I go, okay. It's like that. I'm a fuck your man. All of Kendrick's fans go, how could you say that?

Oh, my God. You can't go there. You can't take it there But I thought y'all took it there When you were saying you're going to kill my daughter So wait y'all can't kill my daughter But I can't fuck you man I think we shouldn't

No no hold on We shouldn't inflate Kendrick fans With what Kendrick is on though I don't give a fuck Yeah because you're I mean I wouldn't do it I wouldn't conflate Kendrick fans And what Kendrick is on The fans are ridiculous

You gotta know the power of your words What they're telling me right now Is know the power of my words I agree with that So he goes What Matt's saying right there Is you don't know the reaction To what you say

And what can happen but why are we not keeping the same energy with him? What do you mean? He's saying right now, if I talk shit, some crazy shit could happen to me. Yes. So I have to be responsible for my words,

but Kendrick doesn't have to? No, I don't think that's the case. You didn't say nothing to you? Yeah, I don't think that's the case. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let's just clear this up right now. Let's just clear this up right now.

If he's talking about shits and gigs, which you confirm from his team, that means he's talking about me. Yeah, but it's a false quibbles. And I'll tell you why it's false equivalence. Oh, now y'all moving a goal. No, no, I'm not. Even my own people doing it to me.

Listen, listen, listen. It's crazy. No, no, no, no. No, no. It's a false equivalent. I live in the kitchen. If you want it to be hot, we're going to be here all day, and I hope you enjoy it. Because it's up forever. This is a false equivalency.

If you say, hey, if he says, hey, white comedians, never let a white comedian make jokes about black women national. Yeah. Andrew, you said you want to fuck him. Make love to him. Makes what he loves to him. It's not the same. I thought there's no, listen, let me just ask you this question.

It's not. Let me just ask you to say. He called Drake a pedophile for the whole story. You're not Drake. No, no, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, this is where the hypocrisy comes out. He called Drake a pedophile for the whole summer. A pedophile is someone who f***-ch-children.

So he calls a guy a r-a-a-a-a-of little girls. A rach-a-a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. That's fucking about. All is A minor. certified pedopholes. Everybody said, hold on, hold on. A . Of little girls, right?

But once Kendrick becomes the little girls a problem? Well, let's go back to the, hold on something. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

We were all singing. Oh, the little girl's anthem all summer. Nobody had a problem. But now did Kendrick's the little girl. How could you go there? Let's talk about our conversation right here. How did it start? It started with timelines, right?

Time line. It's being in the context. So let's look at the timeline. Look at the timeline. Kendrick didn't go there until Drake said, you beat your woman and your woman, your child isn't yours. It's your best friend slash business partners. That's when Kendrick took it to.

And I've already said horrendous things. Yes, but that's when Kendrick took it to your pedophile. So you're saying it's okay to respond and take it to another level. Is that what you? I think for every action there should be equal. If you say, if you tell people to slide on my friends, it's up. He wasn't talking about us. Oh, hold on.

If you tell people, real quick, if you tell people to slide on my friends, all I know from the term slide, and I'm just some white guy, but are you going to slide for Vaughn? That's what I kept here in hip-hop. Slide for Vaughn. I thought we're talking about the grocery store.

Turns out, they're like, yo, kill for King Vaughn. That's what I was told. So he goes, slide on him. So he's like, kill his, kill. He's telling people, kill your friends. Ask you guys. I'm like, hold on.

So it's okay to say, kill my friends. But if I say I'm going to make sweet love to you, that's bad. You can call someone a pedophile. You can say, I don't think he was talking about us. He was talking about it. You could call somebody a ruck to children. It's all good. A ruckus little girls.

It's all good. He didn't say a peterole, which means it's sexually tracking the children. You said power of your word. So what if one of his fans reacted to his words and slid on one of us? Not me. No. You in the two. guys that Jesse Smolet was getting deep.

Okay, so, Al. Even if they mistook his words and thought he was talking about you. You're not wrong. You're moving. Okay, so keep that same energy then. Listen, I don't care either way. I'm just simply telling y'all two things. Number one, I don't like. There's rules for rap beef now. We found the rules. No, three things I don't like.

You handle the booty goons. Three things I don't like about this situation. Number one, all the newcomers who don't know what it is we do here. Number two, none of us should be bothered by this, right? Who's positive? That's right. You're acting a little bother. You're asking a little bothered.

And number three. No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Who's bothered? Listen. I'm only bothered it on me. I'm only bothered.

I'm only bothered if y'all are going to perpetuate lies. Don't lie on me. Here's the most important thing. Keep it. Here's the most important thing. Everybody got to deal with the consequences of their words. That's it. That's all I'm saying.

It seems like what everybody's saying is only I got to deal with it. No, I said, everybody has to deal with the consequences of their words. Because what Alex said is, Alex said is true. Like, like, anybody got fans, everybody got people that rock with them. Everybody can take things out of context. We just saw this shit with this. I mean, you can kind of say this is what happened with the CEO of United Healthcare, right?

Somebody, for whatever reason that guy decided, hey, man, I'm taking this dude out. For whatever reason, like, something happened that he heard, that this guy did, that made him say, hey, I want to go do X, Y, and Z. So, yes, it is dangerous, and it's especially dangerous when you both, everybody has platforms and you're just saying things, and then you got that,

meaning the internet, just doing this all day. But that's my thing. And listen, I think Matt is an honorable dude. Like, I think Matt, if he listens to this and he knows that he had his timeline off, he would... D.L. had his timeline off, too. And I think that they're both honorable guys,

and I think that their apology will be as loud as their criticism. I assume that it will that they will correct the record. You're not getting no apology. Wait a minute, hold on. You're going to lie about somebody and not apologizing it?

It's not a lie. It's not a lie. You can't say they lie. No, no, no. I don't think it's only a lie once they know the truth and they choose not to do it. Right now, I think it's an honest mistake. I think it's ignorance

and I think they just watched the clip. They didn't know anybody. They saw the clip and they thought you were, they thought you were complaining and making excuses saying, hey, y'all leaving pictures on my baby. That's why like, but think about it.

Just think about it from their perspective for one second. I am. Their perspective is, I heard this dude say he want to take somebody's manhood. No, I said, I want to make sweet love. Now, shut up. That's not what you're fucking saying, yo.

I'm trying to put gas on it. Because I'm leaving out lines on purpose. I said I'm doing propaganda right now. That's not all you said. I said I want to make sweet love. Yo, they go fuck you up. I can't have you get fucked up out here, okay? Oh, right?

Hey, I told them. I told them. I already, I sent in the call. Uncle Donald. I said, listen, there might be some guys that need their taxes looked into. Yo. I said in the call.

I said, listen, there might be some guys that need their taxes looked into. If you beat me up, you better pay your taxes. I'm just saying, if you are willing to beat me up, you better be a law-abiding American citizen

that pays their taxes because we're looking into it. We're looking into it all. That's what I said. You know what I mean? You're going to see me there on January 20th. You can see me here January 20th at the inauguration. All I'm saying is everybody pays their taxes.

Everybody has to deal. You look at it all right off. Everybody has to deal with the consequences of their words, but you are right. And me and D.L. did have a conversation about it. Like, you know, the clip that went out. Why were you talking about it? I forgot why you bought that up when you said they were leaving comments under your kids' pictures. I just, what you weren't.

You weren't trying about it, though. That's a thing. It's a clip. Those comments were just to Kendrick's lyrics from the Like I started getting death threats just after the song. Oh, okay. Kendrick puts out the song. I haven't said anything for two weeks, right?

Can we tape bringing this last Tuesday? We taped it the same day as Flagrant. You could literally see I'm wearing the same outfit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But Brilliant came out, I think, like, Saturday. So I have empathy for people. They maybe just thought that I taped it at a later day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then I was reacting that. And since they only saw the clip, they don't watch the whole fucking thing. They just see whatever's clipped on the internet. They build their own narratives around it. Nobody's really seeking out of it. Nobody's really seeking out. out the truth, you seek out whatever makes you feel good. And in this situation, what made them feel good is me, like, seemingly, like, shaken up

by the death threats. Like, I haven't gotten death threats for the last fucking 15 years. That's right. Like, this is the nature of the internet. My point is, Kendrick says something about a white comedian, and all these fans hit up me and Alex, and I haven't said shit for two weeks. I was filming a Netflix special. So I didn't say shit for two weeks.

I didn't mention nothing for two weeks. So the death threats are already coming in. So it's like, all right, so you have to deal with your words. If Alex wants to own that, he can own it. I'm not owning that. Owning what? I know who he was talking about. It's not owning it, but if the internet makes it something like...

No, no, because I heard some idiots say that this week, too, and I totally just... I heard some idiots say that if the internet says it, then it's law. No, it's not. No, no, no. I'm talking about if people are in my DM saying, yo, you better not come to L.A. Like, I'm not owning that, but the fans... Well, don't go to L.A. No.

By the way, I'm living with you... That's a nice place. You didn't want to go there. This is what I think. This is what I think. I think they've been not wanting Alex in L.A. because of WTF Media. It's a competitive podcast.

It's a competitive podcast. And I think they're using this as an opportunity not to keep you out. To get them to fuck out. I provide jobs. They should be thanking me. Who you provide jobs for? Illegal. L.A. people.

Migrants. You know what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? I just want everybody to be cool. Everybody deal with the consequences of the actions. D.L. did call me.

D. D.L. had one solid point that I think was interesting. What do you say? What do you say? My debates are about comedy. And my debate... Deal to me is an OG comedian. Like, I had...

Yeah, like, it was actually like... It was super... It was saddening to see him come out against me because I was like, bro, I watched the Kings of Comedy in a movie theater as a kid. Yeah. Like, that's my generation. My debates are about comedy.

Yeah. My debates are about art. If you call me and you tell me shit like Andrews are racist, he's a bigot. You're not going to ever get me to buy into that. I know, I've been, like, this isn't new. Like, that's what people don't fucking realize.

Like, this is a, this isn't a new podcast. This is not, this doesn't bother me. It's like, I've been hearing this shit forever. Exactly. So you're not going to get me with that. Now, we will get my attention if you say, Andrew's not funny. Right. That type is like, wait a minute now.

Okay. Now I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you mean? Right? So now we're having debates about that and having- never been said by anybody. Like, literally the clip that I posted with the meek-mill Diddy joke, the Diddy's house shit from the kid. from the forum show in LA?

Fiat. All the people that are commenting now were dying laughing and sharing that joke. It was the most viral joke about Diddy. So keep that same fucking energy with this funny shit. No, no, no. You might not find this joke funny,

which you're allowed to not find it funny. That's perfectly okay. You're allowed to do the joke. People are allowed to say it's not funny. And people are allowed to, you can react to it out of you want. This is the thing that's like, I'm all about freedom.

Freedom and equality. You are free to not like a joke. you are free to not think it's funny. D.L. can think that jokes about are not funny. I'm totally okay with that. I disagree with him. No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What? There's plenty of fos that are funny. It has to just be a funny joke. But he can think none of them are funny based on whatever experiences he's had. Like, he just might, for whatever reason, just not like that topic. I wonder did he laugh.

I wonder that people think that Dave Chappelle joke was funny. A joke. Can you remember that one? Bro, there's jokes in Guardians of the Galaxy. There's f-jokes in every fucking, hey, don't drop the soap. We make these jokes all the time. But also, too, B-P is never a joke.

But once again, the joke wasn't about stature. Size, right? Am I making, I'm misconstruing this? To me, it's always been consensual. I don't want to talk about. I don't know. I don't mean to why. I'm not just saying very clearly.

I'm sitting there. I start the podcast off telling people, I don't want no new people getting in our shit. And here I go. You know what I'm saying? Why? Why? Why? The point is... No, no, I think DL is 100% right. It's like everybody can react however they want. I'll never tell something not to react.

Like, I think there's this version where like some comedians go so far as to be like, and everything we say is funny. It's like, no, people are allowed to things, things aren't funny. Freedom inequality. That's it. You have the freedom to react however you want to something within the confines of the law, taxes? No, you can't say that. Within the confines of the law, taxes.

You can't say that either, though. Yeah. If they want to get violent, that's their choice. Yeah, yeah. And they got to deal with the consequences of that. Right. They don't have the freedom to do that. We have freedom of speech.

It is legal for us to say these things. It is illegal to be violent. But they can do it. It's just illegal. My point is about freedom and equality. So everybody gets these jokes. You are free to react to whoever you want. Like, if you don't like a joke that a comedian says,

like, God bless you, you're allowed to feel that way. 100%. Once you start going, hey, comedians, you're not allowed to tell jokes like that. That's where we're going to have an issue. because now you're telling me how I can express myself and what my art is. What you can't. Once these people are telling, I mean, think about rap music alone or rock and roll music.

Like the government trying to step in and be like, you can't do this satanic shit or you can't talk about these fucked up situations. It's like, hey, maybe people have experienced those situations and they want their art to reflect the life that they know. Whether it's a fucking rocker or a rapper, you should be able to rap up the fuck ever you want. So you've had sex with a man before? Me personally. I used to be in my death. What? What do you see?

That's a good. We all started in a man. You started in a man, too. You started in Big Larry McKelvie, bro. Hey, I started in a Big Larry, too. Big Larry Shelton, Big Larry McKelby. Get about here. Get him out of here.

Get him out of here. Get him into some pussy right now. You knew there was a problem. You knew there was a problem, right? And listen, we are high. I got to get these men out of me. Hey, bro. Get these men out of me.

Get him in some pussy back. We are five. because we went right from a dick to some pussy. Right. Gotta be fair. We were swimming with women too. Of course. Swimming with men, you're swimming with women.

All the same time. If you want to get really crazy about it, we all start out as women. Yeah, yeah, I do. We all, so we're all trans. Damn. That's why I should be able to make trans jokes. If every man has...

No! In the womb, everybody starts as female, testosterone, masculinizes us. We were all women. I still got women tendencies the way I'm. sit here on the podcast. We definitely got winning a business since you said

you wanted to sleep with a man. But listen, Diel said that... Why is that woman thing? Can't the LGBQs do that shit too? God damn. The LGBBBQs be cooking. They be cooking. Don on my LGBcues.

DL said... You know, I'm big lesies. DL said he understands everybody gets these jokes. Because does everybody get the same jokes? Yes. That's what he said. I'm just, I'm just, right now,

like, Jamie Fox is going through it right now because he's like, I'm off white women. I'm not messing with white men. But sisters, I'm here to tell you, I've been cured. All white girls. Dr. Umar is like, my man has been killed. Dr. Umar is like, my man has been killed.

But to me, the first thing I did is post about it. And I was like, everyone gets these jokes. You're allowed to be up there and say that. First of all, you just have the freedom of speech to say it. One, two, if you're joking around about and the purpose is to make people laugh, like you're allowed to make those jokes. Why are we going to act like people have myself?

I probably, the majority of my career is making fun of white women. the majority, if you ever came to my earlier shows. Shit. I just, I won't, I can't even have this discussion with anybody who hasn't seen you in your totality. I just can't. I've been watching this comedy for 11 plus years. So it's just like the shit that even, it's almost like now if you hear about me doing

something, right, in an interview or saying something. You probably like, y'all should have heard this motherfucker 10 years ago. You know what I'm saying? Like it seems light. It's what I'm saying. You've been into my shows. I have the most diverse audience in comedy. That's a fact.

It is diverse religiously, ethnically, politically. You never see a room like you will at my shows. It's more diverse than a rap concert. For real, there's actual black people in my shows. Depending who can't. Depending who the artist. I just feel stupid having this conversation with people because I'm like, I'm like, you don't know Andrews comedy, right?

And I say things like, well, I don't think he would make that joke about a white man. I don't think he would make that joke about a white woman. And I'm like, I literally said this to somebody. I thought it might have said it to. I'm like, if I wanted to, I could find an Andrew Schultz. I got a joke about me. The B. Joke. About me in my last special.

In The Infamous? Yes. By Jamaican. I don't remember that one. Hold on. Say it to me. We could actually bring it up. Cool it out. I don't remember that one.

It's the, what is the one? It, uh... In The Infamous? Yeah. I don't I remember it in the park the guy chased him in a park

oh yeah yeah did you keep that in there yeah yeah I don't remember that one we'll pull it up yeah we can get it up and so I got it about me

even one of my earliest jokes and there is not a single person on the planet that has said anything about that like everybody unanimously laughs about this joke and it is it was about it

I was sharing a bed with a friend and he was like you know let's let's put something like No, he goes, let's put some blankets and pills in the middle so nothing gay happens. And I'm like, yeah, or you could not fuck me. Oh, I remember that. Yeah.

That one was Jamaican? No, it's a different joke. Oh, yeah, I remember that. I remember that. Because that's, it's just so simple. Well, because the, and then the other part is like, you know, also, like, if I want to have sex to, you know, little pillow is not going to stop me. Yeah, you do. Why?

What are we doing? I don't know. I say, I use the pillow so no one hears me. What are you doing? Do it. My point is like, nothing is changing over here. Everybody's trying to, like, would you make these jokes about whatever? It's like, no, y'all are just finding out about me.

That's exactly what it is. And that is what, out of everything that's been said, that's what pisses me off the month. But here's the thing. Because I like context and things. I can respect any opinion that you have, as long as you have all the information, and you have the right context. Y'all are new. Because I'm not mad at anybody.

I'm not, you have every right to be offended at everything that has come out of Andrew Schultz's about. Welcome to the show. And you can respond and reply to it however you want. Do you think he made a joke about Drake will be the same reaction? Say what? If he made a joke about Drake like that. I've made a joke about Drake.

Yeah, nobody would have to give him. Nobody would give a fuck. Because he's half white, right? Nobody would give a fuck. I mean, listen, you're bringing up the point that I think none of us really want to say because I think it undermines the whole conversation. But, yeah. I think within every conversation, there's always a racial component.

And I think racial components, they don't define that. conversation, but they definitely, like, add more of a spotlight to it. And I think if I was saying this about, like, a white rapper or, like, a white rock star, like a white actor or somebody, I don't think it's as big a story. Yeah. I don't think anybody really cares. Well, I think it's two things. Well, yeah, I don't disagree with that. I think it's two things, too. Kendrick is very beloved. And you're talking about a guy who... As he should be. He's incredibly accomplished. He's the world heavyweight champion of hip-hop. I don't know if I would say heavyweight. There's like a lightweight or I think Bantam way.

He got all the belts. You serve it up. He really is. You know what. It's really, it's almost like this dude. Whatever you said, Kendra got all the belts this year. Yes, he does. This is his time.

This is his moment. Which is wild because he's been like we talked about last week. He's been doing it 15 plus years. So it's like he's the guy. It's not even close. So when you have a guy who's had the banner year that he's had. Yeah. You're coming at him in that way.

Yes, the story is going to be magnified. I'm responding to him. I'm responding to him. None of this happens if Kendrick doesn't talk about me or my None of it. If he doesn't, if he doesn't talk about me. Those guys are not your phone. That guy's my friend.

He wasn't talking about it. That guy's my friend. Alex, stop owning this. I'm not. That guy's my friend. I don't even know what you're talking about. Exactly. It's just like you can't be upset at the response.

It's like you say. The same way we watch clips, I believe Kendrick was responding to one clip. And that was that one clip. He was responding to everybody that was involved. And I'm sure Kendra... Now, there was three black men sitting on that couch. This guy's... Charlamagne de God was not one-up.

But you know what? He said the dudes that are friends with him. Yep. And you're my friend. He did. Look at the lyrics in the song. Yes, he did. 100%.

That's why people are coming for you. I don't... By the way, I'm gonna be honest with me. Fuck that shit. And there's nobody who gives a fuck less than me. I don't give a fuck. I love... Talk that shit.

I always love Kendrick shit. I fuck with him. Like, you know, I just don't... I just want everybody... I like his music. I like his music. I just want everybody to be able to deal with the consequences of their actions. That's it.

So what you're saying is if Kendrick brings somebody up, he should expect a response. My suspicion is he just won't talk about comedians anymore. That's my suspicion. It's just not worth it. No, I doubt that. I think he... That's my... I mean, I don't know.

I mean, I don't know what's on... I don't know. I can't ever say what's on somebody's mind. I don't know. I just don't think it will be worth it for him. Like, what's the benefit of it? What do you mean? Like, what is he...

What could he possibly say now? Besides, like, no, you won't. Oh, you can go deeper. I mean, you got to think, because you're, you're, you, you gave you. I knew. I need. I did. I know.

I'm saying. You, you, you, no, because you gave, because you gave. Because you gave. Because there was people that were talking about the historical context. Oh, my God. How fast they went to slavery was crazy. But you didn't, but I know you didn't know that, though. What was that?

You didn't know that. What buck breaking was? Yeah. Of course I didn't know what buck breaking is. None of us knew what buck breaking was. Yes, we did, absolutely. Man, get the fuck out of here. I follow Tarek Nishie.

What is talking about? Don't disrespect me like that. I followed Tarek Nishie. Of course I know what the fuck breaking is. No, it's gay to even know that. You're going to read a whole book about buck breaking, bro? The whole book about it? No, but that's one of the things they used to do.

Like, it was that and putting, they were tied to horses to the strongest black man's limbs and have the horses and run in different directions. So those two things were like two of the most heinous things they would do to get everybody in line. I don't even, I don't know anything about bug breaking, bro. I've never read about it. I never heard about it. This is the first time I ever heard about it. And it was fast.

They made me, it was quick. And it's different terms because there's bug breaking in the context that they're talking about. Kendrick's line is specifically giving different rules for white people than everybody else. And somehow, I'm the racist. This is crazy. You see how he's always the victim? It's not Kendrick.

It's not Kendrick. It's not on Kendrick. You can't put this on Kendrick. It's the people that love him. But there's two types of buck breaking. Yeah. It's the kind that they're talking about that you said to Kendrick. Yeah.

And then there's the kind that hillbillies when they fuck dearest in the woods. That's fire too. You never heard about that? I'm Scottish. So my family fuck sheep. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is when they fuck this.

You know the big bucks? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They fuck this. How do you know it's consensual with sheep? With sheep? Yeah. Like, how do you know sheep wants it? I don't know, Andrew.

How? Tell us. I don't know. I thought you had a punchline. I thought there was a punchline. I thought they were a punchline. I thought they were a lot. I don't know. I want it bad.

I don't know. I thought you were. Whoa, dude. You can make jokes about barn animals, dude. That's crazy. Hey, what are you doing over here? This is insane. By the way.

Whatever, man. Whatever. Talk your shit. We're just, we're just fucking potting, man. Here's the, here's... We're just fucking pot. How about this rule? We can make fun of whatever we want.

We could joke about whatever we want. But you've got to deal with the consequences of it. I think this is a better version of it. I think it's a better version of that. But people are allowed to be offended. They're allowed to be hurt. They're allowed to just not find it funny. I was selling motherfuckers.

I find way, I find way more shit less funny than most people. I'm a comedian. It's like being a rapper or like being a rock musician or a radio host. I bet there are far more radio hosts that you find. not that enjoyable because you're in it, you know it. You know the goofy little tricks that they do, et cetera. So there's so much comedy that I'm like, I'm offended by it because it sucks.

But that doesn't mean that they shouldn't do it. I can tell you my two favorite comedians right now. Go. And when I say comedians, I'm talking about people that I enjoy seeing on stage and people that I enjoy hearing on podcasts because there are, it's all of it. Now, it's all encompassing if you ask me.

For sure. My two favorite are Andrew Shultz and Corey Hoke. Joe. And you know why? is a let's neither one of them give a fuck and they're unapologetic and not giving a fuck. You don't got to agree

with everything that they say. You don't got to agree with everything that they do. You're going to listen to it sometime and your mouth going to drop open. You're going to listen to it sometime and you're going to be pissed off. You're going to listen to it sometime and you're going to laugh. But one thing that is consistent in both of them is neither one of

them give a flying fuck. Cory Holcomb, Andrew Schultz, are the two people that I enjoy listening to the most. when it comes to comedy. Right now, at this moment in time. If you don't know, Corey, you need to go check them out. Disney 1.50.

You too, if you want to see some of the best written jokes ever. And listen, Corey, Corey, Corey goes out people that I love. Corey goes out people that are my family. But I can't speak on that. I can only speak on it as a comedian. Yeah. He was one of the guys. I remember seeing Corey Holcomb at Eastfield Comedy Club,

and he was doing like a one-nighter. He was just in a city. I remember going up to him as a young comic and be like, dude, you're the fucking goat. You are like, I would just watch his videos. It was like, unbelievable. And because he didn't give a fucking, and I would watch crowds at first be like, what the hell's going on? He'd slowly break them, slowly break them, and then just win everybody over. It was truly amazing.

I see Cory Hokeham on stage in Jersey years ago, man. Corey Hokem told the crowd, Cory Hokem said, man, you know they got that shit. They got that shit called Vaginal Rejuvenation Cream, lady. that bad juvenile rejuvenation cream that shit will have your pussy back the way it was before your uncle put his finger and then he took off running like he just took off running

and the crowd was like it was like a and then it was laughter and then you had some people who walked out because that's what happened but all the people I looked up to growing up were totally fond of people walking out of the show bro I've been you know many Paul Mooney God bless the dead you know many Paul

Mooney Shills I've been to. Paul Mooney. I used to be at Caroline's Comedy Club because Wendy used to do her Caroline's on Broadway night. Paul used to come in there before. People were white people would walk out of Paul would go at white people. Come on, man.

It was wild. But again, he has the right to do it. He has a right to make the jokes. And Paul was a funny motherfucker. I mean, Patrice O'Neill. Patrice O'Neill is fine with 20% of the room walking out. I saw, uh, this week I saw a lot of people bringing up Patrice.

I haven't, I haven't seen the jokes they were talking about, but they were talking about non-consensual sex jokes that that Patrice used to make. Of course. I mean, look, it's not only Patrice. Think about it. Every comedian, like, every great comedian has had this kind of controversy.

I mean, there are comedians that got arrested for saying shit. It looks like nothing now, but, like, just saying curse words. You know, like, it was great. These things have happened. So it's not abnormal that people react poorly to jokes or are really offended by jokes. That's not abnormal. You know, it's, I think, quite hilarious. that right on the back of this rap beep where one guy's call another guy a pedophile,

that now all of a sudden everybody has like moral standards for art. Well, the reason I think, the reason I think commercial. But it's still a very common thing in comedy. And that's why it's not really like, I'm not really fazed by it because I'm used to people doing it. I just think comedians should be careful. And the reason I say comedians should be careful is because your joke can be taken as offensive to, regardless of what it is. Like this can happen to a comedian like that.

You know what I'm saying? I mean in a heartbeat. That's why even for just freedom of speech purposes, I reserve the right. I think everybody has the right to say what it is they want to say, but you're not free from the consequences. My earlier part of my career, like, I got punched on stage. I got people waiting for me outside of shows.

I got to tussle with. It's not like... What was the joke that you got punched over? Talk to me. I was just talking to some Puerto Rican guy in front, and like I wasn't funny yet, and I'm in Harlem and I'm at, you know, Smokey's room, Moka Lounge.

Smokey. Shout out Smokey. And it's just, I get it. This is white dude walking into your neighborhood trying to like clown you whatever. He just walks up to me. I remember he pops me. They grab them, they throw him out.

I remember Smokey Hammy back to Mike. And he's like, he's like, all right, bro, keep doing your thing. I'm like, what? After I just got punched him, I got to keep doing my thing. And I did it. And the only difference between that situation and now, people love Kendrick so much when you get punched, they're not going to grab the guy.

I feel like you're speaking things into existence. I don't know. And we need to look into the taxes. They need to look into the taxes, guys. It's the taxes. Everybody better pay their taxes, bro. You can't write everything off. We're going to look into those meals.

We're going to look into the wheels. We're going to look into planes. And I'm a guy. I say this all the time. The reason I don't respect a lot of these new media folks is because they never got punched in the face. Bro, the amount of... It's so cute to be sitting in the comfort of your own home,

saying whatever you want to say. It's so cute to get on your YouTube, show, your podcast show, and say whatever you want to say. I have. I respect the people when that person is in front of your face, you say it to them. And if somebody's downstairs waiting on you, it happens.

I'm on video. Go look at it. Can't I get a drop? And that's just the ones y'all see. It was trending. When I made the first, the first Meek Mill joke that I made with the Ditty situation was in Philly.

I'm always going to say it there Like every time When I go to the Middle East And I make fun of Abu Dhabi And the people there That's what makes it good That's what we got to do I've had it

Like I go around the world Making fun of people It's what I do But you know I notice Yeah Seven years ago Yeah I came to you with an idea

For a special We'll get that That I still want to do We'll see if I'm alive It's a really good We'll see if I'm alive If we're going to burn it down, let's burn it the fuck down. This is what frustrates me the most about any of this.

It's like, I know my people. I know who's around me. I know what they do. I know what they're about. So it's like, y'all ain't saying nothing. This is, this is. Y'all not saying nothing. This is what I.

You know what I. You're not saying nothing. He's an asshole. We know. And you're allowed to be offended by like, I don't fault Matt. I don't fault. Even, I mean, there's a little part of me. disappointed with D.L. just because he's a comedy OG and you would think that he would see things

from my perspective a little bit more. But like, I don't even fault them for having their perspective on it. I thought Matt was fair. He like, he, he, he, he, he didn't understand the context of the video. If the timeline, if he got the timeline right, I would go. Everything else he said was fair, though. But, yeah. Because he said comedy is comedy. Exactly. And you got the right to make these jokes. I didn't think him saying I was cloud chasing is fair, because I'm responding to somebody that's talking about me. But you got to, but, like, you can't, like, you can't talk about me and I'm cloud chasing. Like if anybody's cloud chasing, it's Kendrick. No, but I'll tell you why.

Because I keep telling you perspective, right? People don't know, they really don't know how big you are. That's just the reality of situation. They don't know, they don't know you selling out the garden two times. They don't know you selling out the forum two times. They don't know you all around the world selling out of these arenas. They don't realize that. So to them, you're just some run-of-the-mill comic who they may see on

brilliant media. Or they'll see a clip of it on the internet. That's right. That's right. I'm playing every arena in the fucking world. That's right. Again, they don't get, you don't need to do this. But that's the reason why it's a big story.

If I wasn't a comic that had some like whatever. Duh, yeah. Then it wouldn't be a big story. Gary tried. I know, shout out Gary. I love Gary. I thought his response was really funny. But nobody can.

Right. Right. Because it's just not the same. And I mean, Gary knows I love him. No, of course. I love Gary. Yeah, I love Gary. I think they just knew it wasn't about Gary.

And you, like, Gary doesn't have a Netflix special. you have one and another one on the way. They're not caring about Gary's response like that. Yeah. Gary's response came and it went. I think if it was about Gary, then it would have been, I think then it would have, but I also don't think. Okay, yeah, maybe.

Like, I don't think that he would, I don't think he's done anything that had warranted it. But I think you're right. It's just, I just don't think they knew who I was. And probably a lot of people just don't. And that's okay too. And if you don't know who I am or my brand of comedy and you're just listening to a clip of a podcast,

or like a clip of some random show, like, and you have a poor reaction to it. I get it. It's just imagine somebody took... I don't know what Gary thinks. I haven't seen Gary's, I haven't seen Gary respond to this yet. I wonder what he thinks. I watch Gary's podcast, too.

I like Gary's podcast a lot. Man, if he's thinking anything, he's seeing the reception he got, he's like, I'm running away from this shit. He's getting the fuck out of him. Matt Wright fucking changed his identity. That motherfucker wouldn't got a face-lick. Matt Wright said, fuck that. Leave that alone.

Matt went and got a fucking face-lick. Matt wouldn't change his whole identity to stay away from this shit, bro. But I mean, I'll be honest. If you're a comic, like, you also have, and you want to make fun of everybody, there's going to be a time where that's tested. Like, this is an example of that. Like, I like making fun of everybody. If I go out and I apologize and I go, okay, I won't make fun of black women anymore. Everything I work for in my career, the ability to make jokes about everybody is gone. Now I'm a fraud. Oh, so this group is okay to make fun of, but not this one? I can't make an Asian joke if I'm not willing to talk about black women. I can't make a Middle Eastern

joke if I'm not willing to talk about Jews. I can't make a white girl joke if I'm not willing to talk about Indians. The idea that we make fun of everybody gives us the license to do it. And I understand if you don't know that and out of context, you react poorly. But once you know me, or the people that already do, the OG brilliant idiots listeners, the Flagon listeners, the people around the world that see me tour, they're not surprised in any way about this. They're actually not even surprised about my reaction because they understand that I'm saying, what I think is the funniest thing. I've been telling people all week,

this is on brand for him. I do wonder if there's a difference between telling jokes about people and just telling a joke to that person. Like me and Taylor, we all go back and forth in here, right? I don't look at it as Taylor's making jokes on a white guy.

I don't look at it as a white guy making jokes on Taylor. I don't think, with Taylor jokes on Alex, I don't think Taylor's making jokes about a gay guy. And back and forth. And I'm just saying, But you know what I mean. Like it's just, this is Alex, this is Andrew. Like the jokes aren't centered in identity, if what I'm saying.

You know what I mean? Yeah, 100%. So, I don't know. Yeah, listen, listen. I'm offended, Joe. I'm offended by that joke. At this point in life, I'll say this all the time. If you are offended by Shalameen, I just, I don't know how I continue to do it.

And by the way, not any time. At this point in my life, I'm not even doing shit involving people to be offended. They're going to be offended. I'm cooling. I'm chucky on the beach. Listen. You seen the mean when Chuckie's on the beach? I just want peace.

I'm cooling. But every day, Charlamine is this. Charlamine's this. I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? But mine in my goddamn business. They're going to be people offended by anything. I mean, there are, there are Kendrit fans that are protesting my show in Hawaii, and they're paying people to protest.

There's a Craigslist ad out where they're paying them money to show up to the protest. That's bullshit. It is what it is. It's just out there. Yeah, I saw that. I saw the ad. I'm saying this bullshit. because they ain't nobody.

None of those people are getting paid. Of course. If y'all show up to that shit, y'all are not getting $250. Of course they're not going to get them. Of course you're not. But the idea that there are these people out here that react like that.

Now, here's the thing. I'm not even saying that they don't have nothing else to do. You give them. Listen, what was what the Scarface thing? What would you do without people like me? You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers. I say that's the bad guy. You need people like us.

We give you a purpose. We give you a reason to even exist. Yes. We, you, we, every day. Yeah. Y'all dig up old shit to have something to say. Yes. What would you be without people like us?

Yeah. What would your podcast be? Yeah. Because nobody want to hear you. They don't want to hear you talk about you. Yeah. What would you be? Yeah.

What would your tweets be? Yeah. What would you have to react to? You need somebody to talk about. If Wiley Coyote, you didn't have to roll around in the chase. When we give a fuck about Wiley Coyote? We don't even give up If you had the name,

if you talk about that show, Wiley Coley is probably the third most important thing on that show. It's the role runner, hack me, and then Wiley Kaija. That's the truth. It's the matter.

Like, what would you be without us? So it's just like, whatever. And also people in the same way they want to react to us, they also want to react to Kendrick and they want to show their loyalty and love to him. And like, as annoying as the fans are,

I also appreciate how much they support. I appreciate when my fans were out there defending me. Like, it's a pretty awesome feeling. So it's cool to know that people got your back. They understand what you believe in and they're willing to fight for that. That's pretty awesome. So, like, I hope Kendrick goes and makes a great fucking show at South Park. Did I point out the hypocrisy in it? Yeah. But is my goal that he makes something funny? And maybe even through that experience, he goes, oh, wait, maybe, oh, yeah, maybe we can't make jokes about each other. And this is actually kind of cool. And I said something that was like referential, but it doesn't

really make sense and I don't want to tell artists what they can or can't do. I think Kendrick knows that. Yeah, I think he, that's, I think it's the same thing. We're all saying. That's my thing. It's like, my, my, my assumption about him is he's a very artsy dude and he appreciates different genres of art. He saw a little clip.

He probably doesn't even fucking know who I am or maybe even didn't even connect me as the comedian to me on the pod. Like he might have seen clips of me on stage and he doesn't even know. It just doesn't, by the way, you can know that it's still not like it, though. Of course not. Of course. Like, I can, I can know comedians have the right to do what they want to do, artists have the right to do what they want to do,

and I can still not like it. Of sure, of course, of course, of course. What I'm saying is, I hope that people get it, and I hope that people see it. I hope there's people that right now hate me that go watch some of my jokes and go, oh, shit. I wanted to hate him, but that's actually kind of funny. And oh, he was making fun of those people,

and he's making fun of those, and he's making fun of himself. Oh, he just kind of makes fun of everybody. It's not that serious. Yeah, I just don't want people to think, you're cloud chasing. I don't want people to think. think you're not funny. I can't cloud chase. If I'm responsible. Racist, I don't have a problem with that.

You know, I think you are too at times. Only to some groups. Yeah. We all are, though. Well, that's the definition. I mean, that was the joke. But see, they won't get that. Only brilliant idiots listeners. Only brilliant idiots listeners. Somebody will take that clip out of contact. I only hate some groups.

Does that make me racist? Yes. I hate some people. Yes. Only treat some unfairly. We said all of that to simply say, Thank you to all the O.G. Brilliant Idiot Listeners. Yo, and thank you to the new ones. I watched people in the context, because I was looking at the comments for this,

just in certain, just really on our YouTube page. Yeah. I was laughing and it brought me joy to watch OG Brilliant Idiot listeners arguing with people that are new here. Yep, that was great. And they're like, what are you? Like, yo, and they're telling them, leave, leave us alone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I really wish there was a way for whatever. I think we do like, what, three, four million listens a month or some shit like that. I wish it was a way just to keep. them. I stand corrected on my earlier statement. I checked well, well over 200 million listens. I mean, that's a lot of listens. Come on, man. Come on, man. So yeah. I think it, listen, I think. Oh, man, 11 years, maybe. You have to go through these, in my opinion, you have to go through these kind of rough patches.

You have to go through these. I don't know any other way. But that's the thing. It's like, my whole existence. Otherwise, I don't know any other way. No, no, but think about it. Eventually, people go, oh, that's just Charlemagne being Charlemagne. And now there's a whole new group of people that are going to learn. oh, that's Shultzie being Shultz. All the people who already know me know that I'm being consistent throughout this whole thing. Nobody's going, oh, Shultz acting different.

They're like, oh, yeah, Shultz being Shultz. Now there's some new people going to find out. There's new people found out about you. I remember when you first... Do I got to be controversial for every generation? Yo, remember when you called out Kamala the day before my wedding?

Well, yes. It wasn't a call out, but we had a... You had a conversation. Yes. There was a whole new group. All the old white people in my wedding came up to Charleston. I mean, like, yo, who are you?

That was wild. There's a new group of people that found out who you are. But here's the thing. You have to be willing to walk through the fire. You have to fight for your identity. My identity is I like saying wild jokes. I like joking about everybody. The price that I have to pay for that is...

Everything. Literally everything. But it's... Whoa. God damn. No, it's true. Because... I'll tell you something my therapist told me.

But real quick, just to get it up. The price I have to pay with is sometimes people are going to call me racist. They're going to call me sexes. going to call me all these things. You might get points in the face. I hope that doesn't happen. But the more you keep telling me, no. The more you keep telling me, I'm only talking about what happened to me. Can I tell you something? I'm just like, I wouldn't even say it if I didn't think it was possible. Yo, Uncle Donald, looking at his taxes, yo. He knows too much. I need you to look into Charlotte. He got five crystals. He got seven more coming on the way. There's a lot of

tax loopholes that he got going on. I need you to look into that. Uncle Donald, thank you very much. But the point is, you have to pay the price for your art. Although, All the, all the rat, like, if you really want to talk about it for real, and the legacy of West Coast rap, Compton, NWA, what they went through to fight for their music. Legends. They went through government interference. Legends.

Just like Uncle Lou. Now, what? They could have said this. Okay, FBI, we'll just make music that you deem okay. They said, fuck that. We're going to make the music that we want, and what happened? Eventually people are like, oh, that's just how they get down. This is their sound.

This is their life. And this is how they express themselves. And we all learn how to accept it. If you're not willing to fight for your art, bro, I've achieved everything that I want to achieve in my life. I mean that. Like, I want to have more family, but in terms of career. My goal in stand-up comedy was the headline Madison Square Garden.

I did it twice. Like, that was my goal, my entire time in comedy. That's from the beginning, from the day I started to when it happened. That was the goal. Your goal now should be longevity. Well, of course, but my point is, the only thing that I have to fight for now is what I've built, right,

which is the ability to make fun of everybody. This is not the first time I went through this shit. I went through the shit for 17 years. And now I'm going to fold. Is your ability, is it to make fun of everybody or just to be considered funny? It's to do comedy in the most authentic way to me. Got you.

And the most authentic way to me is to make fun of everybody without ever considering, it wrong because I'm a white guy that I'm making this joke about this person. I don't got malice in my heart, bro. If I'm making fun of you, I'm making fun of Taylor, I'm making fun of Chris. How many Asian jokes I made about Chris? He's not even Asian. People just found out Chris is an Asian. People just found out. Where are the MAGA jokes then, though? Are they coming? Have you not seen my last special? Yeah, you're right. Literally, the first joke in the special is all MAGA. Like, it's, it's, I'm making fun of the white boys in the front. I'm literally

the first joke is something about them being there on January 6th, like me making fun of Trump, it's, it's, there's not a group that you can say that I haven't went at. There's not an ideology you can say I haven't went at. It's interesting, right? Because, you know, when you, I guess people, people hear commentary, like they'll hear me say certain things, they'll hear you certain, say certain things,

and they'll just label you because nobody has any critical thinking skills anymore. I really think that we just think in extreme. So if you see me with Kamala, I'm a Democratic show. If I see you in Trump, you mag. Like that's just the error that we live in. And once they label you, depending on how they have you labeled, that's how they judge everything that comes out of your mind.

That's just the way shit is. Yeah, it's the nature of it. And people are okay to do that. It's okay to do that. Everything is going to be great. That's right. And, yeah, we're going to have fun. And I just want everybody to know that the IRS

is a fantastic institution and they are very diligent in the way that they look into people's taxes. I'm just telling you all that That's a threat I'm just saying What did Matt say? What did Matt say? What did Matt say? He said, I wish you peace

You know, for you and your family When it comes to making sure you pay your fair share To the U.S. government Salute to Matt Barnes, man No, not to Matt. What you mean? Like I know Matt pays his taxes Oh no, yeah, I'm just saying salute to Matt All the Smoke Podcasts. You're listed on the Black Effect I Heart Radio

Podcast Network. I want to get Matt in today I asked you if he could come in today He's on the West Coast though I know. He's on the West Coast. I didn't know that. Yeah, and if we did have more, I still would want to move a zoo.

Matt's about that action, bro. Matt is about all that action. Matt ain't even trying to hear it. And he of West Coast's dude. He were all this move. Yeah, Matt, Matt, Matt, no, no. I can't know, nope, nope, no. I'll be in there calling texts.

Matt, T, technical. You know what I'm saying? Like, Matt is about all that action. Like, Matt is with the smoke. Matt was with the smoke on the basketball court, off the basketball court. for other tall guys. That's what I'm saying. He's not just fighting regulars.

Matt is a guy who everybody needs to be happy. He's found other things to do. Everybody should be happy that Matt is running a business with all the smoke. He's producing all this great content. Everybody should be happy because there's no telling what Matt Barnes would be if he didn't find basketball in life and then find all of these other things to do after basketball, Which is respectful with, by way, him and Stephen Jackson. I'll be honest.

Him and Stephen Jackson. I don't think that's fair. What? I think it takes a lot of discipline to be an athlete. That's what I mean. But what I'm saying is, like, I would imagine he would apply that discipline to whatever else was his interest. I don't think if he didn't play basketball, he'd be in the streets or whatever.

Like, I think if he didn't play basketball, maybe it's entrepreneurship or whatever. But it's not like just tall and you get to be in the NBA. Well, let's be glad we'll never know. Let's be glad. People like, Matt, but I love Matt. Matt is an amazing human being. I'm just, I'm just, I've just seen. And I need that corrected.

Put your hand down, watch your tone. You can talk to Matt? Your timeline is off. There you go. Okay. Can I need that correct. Please, sir. Sir, I would like that corrected.

All right. Salute to Matt. Let's play some bills, man. And when we come back, we're going to get into some by any memes necessary, man. Talk about some shit other than us. Even though we make so much goddamn news. Church announcement, Shotsy. final show of the life tour

Honolulu, Hawaii, Blydesdale, Bladesdale, I always fuck up the name of it, Arena. I'll see you guys there, December 21st, man, Hawaii. I'm very excited to come back. And that's the final show of the life tour. It's crazy if you say that.

I cannot believe it. This has dominated my life for two years. Thank you guys for making literally every single dream I had in comedy come true. So thank you so much. I appreciate you. I love you.

I'll see you guys there. All right. Mine is simple, man. December 20th. I'll be doing the grand opening for Crystal in Orangeburg, 1486, Chestnut Street, Orangeburg, South Carolina. I'll be there at 1045 a.m. during the ribbon cutting, it's going to be going on until 2. My guy, DJ Frosty, is going to be DJing. We got all types of giveaways.

We opened on December 9th. Man, salute to everybody in Orangeburg. My guy, Bubba Samson, he caught an amazing video from the first day that Orangeburg was open, man, and the line was insanity. It was going crazy? Oh, my God. Can we post the video? Yeah, I mean, you can't see it But I mean, yeah, you can see it

What you're doing on the YouTube I'm bugger. Yeah, so we can post the video But yeah, man, just salute to South Carolina State and Claflin and everybody who's been pulling up. We're open 24-7

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All memes matter. What we got, Taylor? I mean, let's, can we just talk about the story? Let's talk about it. Pull it up, Taylor. Why are they trying to come at our man Jay, man? What did he say? They better not take Jay off the NFL for this bullshit.

He's on their side. Good. What Roger Goodell said? Can I say real quick? This is good. This is I like, because before, if this was five years ago, this is, five years ago, five years ago, the second there was like any potential, you know, allegation or negative energy, that the businesses that you were attached to

would immediately remove themselves. They'd be like, hey, we have to sever ties. You could tell that time has changed, shout on Uncle Donald, where the NFL, the NFL is going. Oh, no, the NFL never gave a fuck. Now, you're right. The NFL is the only.

The NFL never gave a fuck. But now it's working to our benefit. Well, I think that, to your point, what I think the difference is, I think a lot of these corporations realize everything is a circular firing squad and everybody is going to get hit at some point. Why, I do not know.

There's no such thing as a perfect person. There's no such thing as a perfect person. What did Roger Goodell say, Taylor? What did he say? I didn't see this. What do you say? And Jay-Z's really strong response to that. And we know that obviously

the litigation is happening now. So from our standpoint, our relationship's not, changing with them, including our preparations for the next Super Bowl. Most likable Roger Goodell's men in the last decade. I think they're getting incredible comfortable with not just a Super Bowl, but other events that they've advised us on and helped us with. They've been helpful in the social justice area to us on many occasions.

They've been great partners that have provided a lot of value for us. By the way, I didn't expect them to part ways, no way. I'll tell you what I hate. I hate that everybody, but this is what they do, the internet, everybody acting at the NFL and say y'all better dropping them? Like, what do y'all get out of that? Like, what happens in your life? How does your life get better if the NFL says,

you know what, we don't want to be in business with Jay-Z no more? Like, what does that do for you? Well, imagine you have nothing going on in your life. Clearly. And you have no power whatsoever. And then you get to get a billion-dollar corporation or a trillion dollar corporation, and you get them to bend at your whim,

that must be intoxicating for someone who lives in a basement. I want to say something. I'm glad this is what the Burying News is for because we get to have these conversations, you know, law and form. Because there's people out there on the internet that are saying that the media is saying certain things,

or the media is bending a certain way because Rock Nation has all its influence on the media. The reason people can say the things they're saying about Jay-Z is because if you know, or if you know, you know, if you know, if you know Jay-Z, you know that's not in his character in any way, shape, or form. But also, let's- Wait, what is it? To do that to a girl, for that, that allegation, yes. Of course not. But let's even talk about this. And this is what I've been saying, and I've been consistent in this in every situation that's popped up. Not one other peep in

fucking three decades. Also, this shit is just a griff. And I've said this before, Arbor and it is, I said it on breakfast up, it's a griff. What they do is they go to these lawyers, The lawyer takes these accusations, puts a lot of sauce on them. They come to you behind the scenes and they say, hey, $20 million shuts this up. Literally. That's what they do. And they go, and they go, now, if this allegation comes out, and this is where it's fucked up, if this allegation comes out, even if we lose, you're forever staying.

No, no, no. They don't say if it comes out. They tell you. Oh, we're going to do a press conference. We're going to do interviews. They tell you this. So here's the, here's the tricky question. And this is something that I'm obviously battling with, right?

I have a daughter. So you have four daughters. Yep. It's like, it's a, you want to have a system where women who have suffered have the ability to come out and they're protected. You don't want women to feel like they can't voice, give a, you know, use their voice to talk about these horrible experiences they've had, right? You need to protect that. While at the same time, you can't just allow someone to throw an allegation like this at someone as someone is, famous and successful as Jay-Z and then tarnish his reputation forever.

Because the reality of the matter is for at least a while, there's going to be jokes about this. People are going to make jokes. So now his, I don't want to say it, but like now you could argue that there's a tiny little stain in perpetuity for Jay. But it's not jokes because people necessarily believe it. Like even with the Drake shit. Where's the justice? Where's the justice?

Well, call your uncle. What does that mean? call Uncle Trump and tell them change the laws. So when people make accusations and these accusations aren't true, are they people find out these accusations aren't true? People find out that it's a shakedown. Then there's legal consequences like it is in other countries. Now, what can the legal consequence be?

If she loses a... They have laws in other countries. Like, if you make an accusation and the accusation is not true, there's consequences to it. What happens? They go to jail. So the accuser ends up going to jail for a thing now. Now, what if it is...

What if the person is deemed innocent, but they haven't convicted the person accusing of actual lying? In other words, there's not enough evidence. Well, I guess you got to find out the person was actually lying. That's the truth. Like, if they're doing it for malintent, like, there could be someone who actually believes that something happened. Like, look, in this scenario, this happened when the girl is about 13 years old, like 25 years ago. We don't even know if there's a girl. Say again?

We don't even know if there's a girl. That's the other thing they got to stop. If it's anonymous, they should not be able to do this. If they're anonymous, they should not be able to do this. But John Doe's, Jane Dole, should not be able to do this. So clarify, and Al brought this up yesterday, I thought this was a really interesting point. If you're doing a civil lawsuit and what civil lawsuit means is for money, the only thing that you could get is money out of a civil law suit, which is what this is. It's also way easier to convict somebody on a civil lawsuit.

If you're doing a civil lawsuit, Al said you should have to show your face, show who you are because you're not seeking justice in terms of incarceration. You're seeking justice in terms of financial gain. How can my lawyer defend you, defend me against a ghost? Yeah. Who am I writing a check to? But if it was, but if it was criminal, I do believe in protecting the identity. No. You know why?

How can my lawyer defend me against a ghost? Well, you know who they are, no? No, I don't. Oh, wow. The lawyer, the opposition. That's why the lawyer is saying you have to, that's why the lawyer is saying we need to know who this person is. Wait a minute. I'm sorry.

In a federal case, the plaintiff would be there. Yeah. In a federal case. I'm sorry, a criminal case, the plaintiff would be there, no? In a criminal case, the accuser would be there. Somebody who made to me this morning.

Yes, in a criminal case, they would be present in the courtroom. You would know who it is. Yeah, I don't think in a criminal, I don't know if you can remain John Doe or Jane don't. That's what I'm saying. So, like, in a criminal case, you would know, but you can protect the identity,

but the opposition, the law firm can. No, I'm lying. Because they still got to go, they got to go to court. They can't remain anonymous. That's what I'm saying. No, I'm saying. In a criminal case,

if they got to go to court, But it should be the same thing similarly. Because who is my lawyer defending me again? What is my lawyer defending me? I still got to prove my client didn't do all of these. We should look up that. Yeah, it is a tricky situation. It's like, I just don't think if you're, if you're Jane Doe, John, though,

you should not be able to file things to this matter to. Who am I even writing the check to? Yo, here's another one that's kind of interesting. It's like if we knew who this person's identity was, right? What if we found out throughout their life, they accused 20 other people of the exact same thing? Without knowing their identity, we don't know if they haven't done it. And you know how often that happens?

You know how often a lot of these individuals and then they look and they were like there and they did this to four or five other people? That's what I'm trying to tell you. And by the way, I think that you should listen to all women but you got to believe all proof. And we also have to understand the error that we're in. This shit is a griff.

It really is. Because why would a lawyer contact you and tell you, hey, X, Y, and Z said this. You know, we can make this go away, but you got to pay us this. If not, we're going to do press conferences and interviews. Is that not extortion?

No, it's fucked up. It is. It is fucked up. It is. And it's, I'm just trying to figure out what the system is to protect it. Like, how do you... You can't. So basically what happens is you get to a certain level of fame

where you're one accusation away from being stained for the rest of your life. Yes. And then there's no restitution at all. There's nothing that you could do. No, because think about it, you don't never hear it. You don't never hear when the case gets... dismiss. Exactly. Like all of this is loud. Yeah, all of this is loud. But when you, when the case gets dismissed, because that's, that's, it's, it's, may your, may your apologies be as loud as your

criticism. That's right. If they did this, if you heard about this more, if you heard about how many people get nothing from this, meaning that, you know, you come out, you make these accusations, you know, people, people realize it's a grift. The case gets dismissed, right? Or, you know, there's evidence that shows that you didn't do what the person is accusing you were doing. And then it goes away. If that was just as loud as the initial news story, we'd have so much less this. But Charlotte, man, let me tell you something. You know what people do not give a fuck about? The truth. Someone being innocent. That's a boring story. You know what's a great

clickbait story? One of the most famous Americans on the planet being accused of a heinous crime. That's right. That's a great headline. Especially somebody who's been living an amazing life for a long time. Beautiful, talented wife. That's right. Beautiful child. That's right. Yeah. I think, so Jay-Z put out that statement where he's like, hey, if you really want to seek justice, you should file a criminal complaint.

And I think that's smart for multiple things, but mainly because with a criminal case, they have to turn over discovery. So that's when the prosecution has to turn over evidence they have, you know, people they plan to call. And now, even if that person's identity is Jane Doe, they at least know what they're up against. I don't think... With civil, you don't have to turn out. I don't think you should be allowed to file a civil case without first filing a criminal one. Sometimes the statute of...

I think you should have to win your criminal case. Well, yeah, exactly. Now, I know there's a statute of limitations thing, but then you should have got in before the statute. Yeah, but that's a hard one because, like, some people's, like, traumatizing, you know, they don't want to... That's true. So then extend the statute of limitations.

There is no double jeopardy, right? The statute of limitation just means you can't, you can't try the person after this amount of time. But there's no double jeopardy the American justice system. So it's not like you could try them twice. So yeah, you could have an infinite amount to try somebody with. But you have to get a criminal conviction before you get the civil one. Because OJ was innocent criminally but lost the civil trial. So civil is easy to win compared to a criminal one.

So why the fuck are we going to let somebody go win a criminal case and then stay in this person's legacy forever when that exact same case might not have been won criminally? we're going to still call him a pedophile. If you lose a civil case where you're there alleging that you had sex with a 13 year old, we're going to call you a pedophile. We're not going to be like, oh, he's a civil pedophile. I don't think you can do that,

but I think that's still illegal. No, no. They could still sue you for defamation. Of course, of course, they could sue you, but the perception of that person is going to be, oh, yeah, he lost in court for having sex with a child. Yeah.

Well, let me... Trump lost his case. civilly and people still call him. Exactly. On the news, they worded a certain way, though. But they literally say he got found civilly, he got found guilty in civil court. Nah, they don't.

You know, they do. On the news, they do. They say that, but the way everybody speaks about it is. Yeah, but people who don't got them to lose speak about it like that. No, they don't talk about it like this. People don't got it to lose. It's your friends casually will say something like, how the hell could we elect a guy who was found guilty for your friends casually?

But that's what matters more than the news. What matters more than the news is the perception of your peers. Right? Like, that's crazy. Well, that shit didn't work, bro. He's the 47 president up to the United States of America. So how much did it really matter? How much did people really buy into that shit?

I don't know. All I'm simply saying is, I don't believe this shit with Jay. It's crazy. I know the griff. And the crazy part is I can't believe we don't see it yet. It's the same story every single time. Underage girl, drugged, it's the same thing with every single person?

Well, the fuck of... They weaponize it. What did you say, Taylor? I said the 90s is crazy. No, no, no, no, no. That's that, none, no, no, the 90s. You're alleging that they did anything. Like, listen, if anything happened,

obviously you want justice. But right now, I just, I don't, maybe I just don't want to happen. I just don't believe it. How about that? Yeah, I don't believe. And we can, And by the way, we can say that.

Yeah. We can say, I don't believe it. And I want to tell something to all the Drake fan pages, right? Y'all got to stop with the false equivalencies. What's that? What's that? What's that? Because they've been like, Charlemagne, you didn't have that same energy for Drake.

What energy did I have for Drake? Drake has not, Drake was not charged with anything civilly. And Drake was not charged with anything criminally. What does that mean same energy? I'm sorry. Because for whatever reason, me saying, hey, this is a griff with Jay-Z. they're trying to equate it to me giving Drake Donkey of the Day?

For what? I gave him donkey of the day because he's suing, well, he filed a petition against a system that he benefited from. Hey, I'm the guy that told y'all six months ago

he was going to sue. I'm like, there's no multi-million dollar entity that's going to let you call him a pedophile and not sue. By the way, Jay's going to eventually end up suing somebody for defamation. Oh, of course. It's just going to happen.

I'm understanding. I'm understanding. So the idea is, let me get this, is Drake, they believe Drake is suing because he's been called a pedophile, but, and then you're criticizing it. But when Jay is pushing back against these allegations, you're supportive. That's what, that's what they believe is happening. In reality, Drake is suing because he believes that there was an attempt to undermine his streams by his production company. Drake got down, let's put it for the record, Drake got down with you today. Yeah. And my criticism is because you were in a rap battle. You were in a rap battle where both of y'all were saying wild shit about each other.

Six months ago, I said verbatim. Don't you start again. No, six months ago I said, Don't choose start again. Yours is a false equivalency. Stop it. Six months ago, I said verbatim, he was going to sue because there's no multi-billion dollar entity.

That's going to allow you to call them a pedophile And the second is, the rules don't apply. The rules don't apply to me. No, but, no, Kendrick and Drake were both going to hell on each other. Where was I going, heaven? Kendrick didn't go to hell. He didn't go to hell. That's not a hell.

He didn't go to hell. Oh, so you're saying it was justified by what, to me, like, you went to hell. Well, the threat to kill my friends is hell to me. Cut it out, man. To me, that's hell. Where I'm coming back to you? Okay, we did a whole pot last week. We did a whole first part.

It is what is it. I'm just saying. I just saying. I agree with you. Say what? It's not about you. I can't help. My point is this.

My point is this. I knew Drake was not, was going, somebody around Drake or Drake was going to take legal action for him being called a pedophile in a sex offender. But my issue with Drake was, number one is a rap battle. Number two, you are filing a petition against a system that you benefited from. So it's only, it's either one or two things. Either you just are a complete hypocrite, which is fine. Right? We're all hypocritical about things. Or you believe your own hype.

And you think that you've had all of this success because they didn't put no PEDs in your Catery, whether you knew it or not. So I think that your point about the rap beef, I think it makes sense because the reality about this rap beef is neither of them really thought the things that they said about each other. Kendrick doesn't really think Drake is a pedophile.

I don't know if they do or not. I don't know if they're doing it. Yeah, just to get the point out. Yeah. Because Kendrick and Drake did a song together, and they went on tour together. Now, I don't think Kendrick would knowingly do a song with and go on tour with someone's a pedophile. To me, that's disgusting. Well, all that stuff could happen afterwards.

So he could start thinking he's a pedophile afterwards, but not before. But the allegation that he's accusing him of, I think happened in 2010. And the pedophile and the song and the tour they did was 2012. So you can't use... What was the allegation from 2010? I think it was the girl on stage or something like that was from like... Oh, no, no, that was way after that.

You're talking about when I saw that. When he kissed the girl on stage or something? Or something. I forget exactly what it was. I guess my point is I don't think Kendrick really believes that Drake... This is my assumption. I don't think he really believes it. Just like, I don't think that Drake really believes

the horrible things he said about Kendrick and Kendrick's kids and that kind of stuff. I don't think he really believes those things. But it's rapists, right? Like, I know this might be like shocking to you guys, but like, I don't really believe. that I will have sex with him. I know that's crazy to say, but I don't really believe that, right?

You're just saying- Well, it won't happen because it'll beat your ass. Well, they would. I don't know if you wouldn't have sex with a man. And I think that is what you don't realize. I think you give off more gay. You might- Hold on, hold on.

If I'm gay, all this shit is a hate crime that they're talking to me right now. Hold on, hold on, hold on now, Queens. Yes. Charlie, you did it. You did it. Yes. Yes, yes, bitch.

Yes, you come at me, bitch. The rainbows are coming back, bitch. You can't be gay. You're gonna lose your Maga crowd if you do that. You can't be gay, bro. Hey, we gotta get these queers the fuck out of here. That's what you got. Ain't no more, yes, bitch, ain't no more bitches.

All right, we building a wall around fucking Soho in the West Village. We gonna keep all them, we gonna keep all them little butt fuckers over there. I don't know what the hell these white boys always taking things too far. See? Talk about fornicating these fucking crackers.

You got appease all audiences. They know. What do I say to the liberals? All I'm simply saying is Drake fan pages. Stop with the false equivalencies. Like, I don't even put Drake near what Ditty's going through. And I'm not putting Drake what was going through. Guys, Drake isn't a fucking pedophile.

Cut the shit out. It was an unbelievable smash hit song that had an incredibly catchy lyric. Listen, there's been horrible lyrics. that we've all sung together. By the way, it just happens. When you're talented at music, you can get people to say things that are horrible out loud.

It's incredible. It's a skill. This happens. It's a grift, and it's been going on since the beginning of time, and you'll be surprised about how many people just settle because they don't want the bad press.

I go back to Michael Jackson. Johnny Cochran told Michael Jackson, this is a famous line Johnny Cochran told Michael Jackson. He said, do not settle none of these cases. But if you settle one of them, they'll be a bank for the rest of your life. You're 100% right. That's just, is what it is.

Not because banks make money. That's the, you won't be a bank. I don't know if you said bank. Maybe I got that part wrong. You remember the exact quote? But yes, I understand what you're trying to say. You settle one. They're all come after you.

I mean, you're 100% right. You're 100% right. But that's the tricky thing. It's like, is the damage already done? I am happy that we're existing now in a time where there is skepticism about accusations and allegations. And you know what's nice about that? that's the idea of the fucking justice system, baby.

Innocent until proven guilty. And you should be able to say, I don't believe it. Now, that's all we can say. I can't go no farther than that. Hey, hey. I don't have no evidence. I don't have no proof. I don't have nothing.

I'm just saying, I don't believe it. Can I ask you a question? Why would any of us want this to be true? Like, you got to be a sick, twisted motherfucker that you're so jealous or you're so hateful towards a dude that you would want him to have sex with a 13-year-old. Wouldn't you rather the girls lying? because then there wasn't a 13-year-old raped? Yeah, yeah.

Like, how much hate do you have or envy do you have for someone that you would rather that had transpired? Welcome to... You got a dark soul, if you believe it. Welcome to 2024. And, by the way, it's going to be like this for the rest of our existence. I think the allegations,

I think just given allegations on somebody, I think those days where we're just staying to forever, I think those days are done for a while. I think pendulum swing, but I think we're swinging away from them, even the immediate reaction to this, it seems like people like, nah, it's bullshit. Well, when you say staying you forever, right,

it's like this, you're going to have some people who believe it because they want to believe it. You're going to have some people who don't believe it, and you're going to have some people who just really don't give a fuck. And it'll be casual conversation. Like, no, didn't such and such happen with such and such? Like, ah, that shit wasn't true. And then you keep it moving and going on about your day.

And that's usually what happens. This shit don't impact your life in any way, shape, or form unless you want some real criminal shit. Yeah. And now you're in jail like Diddy. Right? Yeah. Now, did he got fucking anonymous people on CNN with the black screen in front of them talking about getting sidemized at all white parties.

Did you see that shit? I thought it was Chris. No bullshit. Pull it up, Taylor. Pull it to the voice. Listen to the voice. Listen to the voice. And he's got glasses on.

Like, I, I, yeah, glasses on? Bro, watch the video. Watch the video because I sent it to y'all and I was like, something's up here. Salute the hole, though, man. Put that out, Chris. No, I don't think, I mean, you know, Chris is involved. This is crazy. I'm shocked seeing it.

ran with this. I mean, God damn. Okay, let's read the headline first. This is Hollywood unlocked. Somebody sat with Elizabeth Wagmeister, CNN correspondent. CNN sits with Diddy Accus as he speaks out for the first time on his sexual assault allegations. Let's hear what he had to say. A John Doe, by the way. Security at one of the infamous white parties that was thrown by Sean Combs in the Hamptons. What was that experience like? At first, he was incredibly friendly. That's not gracious. That's not Chris. So you have friendly chat and then according to your loss.

Oh, stop. Pause it right now. We should have paused this whole video. Oh, hold. Chris, can you say at first he was incredibly at first he was incredibly. Oh my God, Chris. Why didn't tell us?

I could have wrote a great story for you. If he was going to go through the Griff. Can I tell you something honestly? Chris is the only person that didn't laugh at that Diddy Jokot did. He's the only person who was like, defending, um, he's like, that's a little insensitive. He said, that's a little insensitive. Isn't that interesting?

They'll put that out, Chris, man. Nah, I'm fucking, you go. Let me hear it. Some point later in the night, Sean Combs himself offered you a drink. This didn't come from staff or someone holding a trade of drinks that came from him directly. Correct. The first drink started to have some effect on me. And I just thought, wow, these are really strong.

drinks. Bro. It wasn't until the second drink and it was already too late that I realized that there was something wrong with the drinks. Sadly. Shalomann, come on. Can you hear his story? I was waiting in the wings.

Can you hold space? He was watching from some sort of vantage point. And once I was in a helpless position and he was sure to work security. Sean Combs was waiting in the wings. He was watching from some. some sort of vantage point. And once I was in a helpless position and he was sure that he was in a position of power, then he took advantage of the situation.

You allege that you were forcibly pushed into an SUV by Sean Combs. That act alone, according to your lawsuit, left you in considerable pain. And then once inside the vehicle, your lawsuit says plaintiff was held down by Combs, who overpowered him while he struggled to assist him. He struggled to escape due to the effects of the drugs in his system. And it goes on to say that he sodomized you. I was screaming. I was telling him to stop.

It was incredibly painful. And I'll tell you one thing, man. He was acting like it was not. If you get sodomized wearing all white, I know that leaves the stain. Oh, my God. What? I'm just saying. I mean, that's just common sense.

You know, these jokes are not allowed. What's the law? That's just common sense. Hey, bro, these are not funny, bro. That joke is not funny. That joke is not funny. I'm not trying to make a joke. I'm making an observation.

That's a common sense thing. All white, bro? Nah. I don't know, man. You guys are crazy. What? I don't know. Why?

What do you think the outfit looks like afterwards like you was riding a bike in the rain? That shit turned. The pants turned to a cat. Hey, hey. The pants turn to a khaki suit. That I know. The pants turned to the color of a khakis.

You got some dicky's on afterwards, literally. You look like you're going to an all-white party, but you're leaving looking like you're doing construction. Okay? Jesus Christ, man. I don't know, man. I don't fucking know. What do you think?

This just makes me uncomfortable. Yeah, I just don't think that you should be able to make these kind of accusations as a John. Oh. That's all I'm saying, man. And to that Chappelle joke, it's like, if you're a dude, this shit is so embarrassing, man. You know?

And it's on CNN. Like, CNN, be like, yo, I expect war. Chappelle had that joke. He was like, There's a serial . In Houston. It's nothing funny about serial . But what is noteworthy

about this particular is that all of his victims have been men. Enjoy your evening. I can't believe you clapped about that. It's a man-bbing men in Houston. That's the most gangst of shit.

So far, Like seven men have already come forward in the Houston area and reported this motherfucker, which means he must be thousands. Because that's a tough phone call for us to make. It's not like when you get rid of ladies, there's no society don't give a fuck about me or . There's no hotline for us.

The man gets a . You just gotta get up and walk that shit off up. Got a . Say you tell me the . Oh, come on, dude, don't do that. I thought that was all you. Stop making me the guy. But that joke is,

the hilarious part of that joke is the fact that like a dude would not want to talk about it. You'd be so embarrassed with what people would say. I just don't, but even, even, I agree with that. That's why it is hard for male victims to come out. What does? The guy. Oh, you think that guy's.

Yeah. Not willingly, Taylor. Did you hear anything that he just said? Gay guys can get a f***, though. My God. This is, we don't even have a, we don't stand a chance. I mean, we just don't stand a chance. Like, why?

Logic's there. No, they can't. What is him being gay got to do with anything? That is true. Like, being gay has nothing to do it. No, go, uncle, you're saying. Him being gay has nothing to do with anything. He still got taken advantage of, allegedly.

You're right, but you're saying, like, as a man that's embarrassing and everything else because they're a man, though? But no, even if you're gay. Well, no, no, no, no. But even if you're gay. I was saying that. I was saying that. I was saying that.

You got me. You fucking got me. You fucking got me. But even if you're gay, that's still embarrassing. Nah, it's also embarrassing. But it's, you know, it is really embarrassing. No, even if you're gay, that's still embarrassing. You don't want that to happen to you.

No, of course, you never wanted to happen with you. It's horrible and horrendous. It's the worst thing ever. But like, if a female teacher, you know, fucked me crazy. spooky. Let's go to something else, now I can't take any more. I've heard

too much this goddamn This episode is not getting monetized. We have a damn sure. Did y'all see this? What's this? Emotional horror tears? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, man. This girl going through it. God, dang. Lily Phillip gets emotional as she speaks about sleeping with 100 men in one day in my head I can think of 10 guys I remember.

What the fuck is that? First of all, who's Lily Phillips? She looks different, man, the other one. There's two of them. There's two of them. Yeah. So there's these two white British girls that are like fucking a lot of people in a short amount of time. And they're blowing up on the internet because of it.

And so she did 100 men in a day or whatever. And, uh... 100 men are crazy. Yeah. What's she crying about? 20 men. She's real. Yeah.

Wait. She did an adult film star. Yeah. What's the amount of men that's not crazy? Can I'm, is she a slut, though? Like, she's an adult film star, tell us. Okay. Exactly.

By the same. In the adult film star. We're not saying sex worker no more. We're saying slut or whaler. We're going back to the basics. We got to stop trying to make this. She's in a joke. Fine.

She's an adult film star. But I'm his name. What is adult actress? Then what the fuck are actresses? What's Angelina Jolie? Got to put it. She's an adult actress. What's Emma Stone?

Adult film. Like, they don't call movies adult film. Call it a horror film. Call it a slut film. We got to stop trying to make it. If you're not a horror movie. She slept with a hundred minute one day. Now she's trying to do it.

about it. This is a horror movie, guys. That is a horror movie. Tell me about Freddie Didler. What did Freddie Truger do to her? I think sometimes feeling so, like, robotic. Like, by the, I think, like, the 30th, you know, like, when we're getting on a bit, I've got, like, a routine of, like, how we're going to do this. And, like, it just, sometimes you'd, like, disassociate and be, like,

you know, like, it's not, like, normal things at all. In my head right now, I can think of, like, five, six guys, ten guys. I remember. It's really sad, man. That's it. It's really sad. I don't know it's weird, isn't it?

Like, if I didn't, if I didn't have the videos, I wouldn't have known I've done 100, you know. That's really sad, man. But yeah. I feel bad. I feel bad for her. But what's the problem? But I'm saying, why is she?

I still don't get it as she's crying. Like, what's the problem? She's coming to the realization that what she does for a living is really, people who support you. It's kind of hard to. You know what's funny? Let them down. Pause, pause.

It's not funny. But like, I think that they're able to stomach a little bit more than the average person. You think 100 in a day? She's got a crazy stomach. That shit is titanium. That shit is vibranium. Atomania. What do you mean?

What? Her whole gun is fucking adamantium. Meaning, meaning like, if a regular girl, you know, fucked a few guys in a day, she'd probably feel pretty horrible about it. But because of whatever she's going through in her life, a few eyes in a day doesn't really make her feel that bad. But she reached her number. You feel me?

Oh, you're right. Her number's just high. Like the average girl might be like, if I have sex with more than one guy, I'll feel like a whore, I'll feel like a slut. I'll feel like really degraded and it will make me feel awful. Because of what she's went through as a kid, two or two or three or four guys ain't really that big a deal.

But 100? That should has passed her number. This shade room caption is funny. Adult film star, Lily Phillips, talks about her experience sleeping with a hundred minute one day. Philip was visibly emotional during the conversation and said she does not recommend the experience. Hey, I appreciate you giving that advice at the end.

I think most girls know that they don't want to sleep with a hundred minutes. Taylor, do you need somebody to say to you? No. I don't recommend the experience. Who's taking recommendations from a professional war? You said you did. What in the past life? I don't wonder what happened in her past life to like even...

Past life or like as a child or saying? Yeah, as a child. I think we can guess. No father maybe I mean yeah probably Definitely a lack of a male role model somewhere It's not only no father It's also like I'm sure sexual trauma

Like there's some absolutely horrible shit Happen in her life To where She might have just been broke She's beautiful man She might have just been broke Yeah but if somebody came to her And say you'll make some quick money

And this she looks like her You could get money easy That's not a problem You don't got fuck 100 guys for it You could be Hey I mean did you stop She ate. God damn.

It seems like it was like a gang bang, though. What? Yo. Taylor. I'm going to peeve me. I'm going to see. I didn't think, I mean, did anybody in here think it was one at a time?

Did anybody in here think it was a single file line? Did anybody think it was a single file line? You thought it was like the pharmacy? How you made it seem? You made it seem like it was one at a time. Taylor. The best. You're the best.

But you know it's crazy. Most porn stars, like, they'll have a whole career. And then usually when they start getting older, then they start to regret it. She just expedited that feeling. Yeah. It's interesting. Yeah, I didn't know it was about- Do you know how she is?

No, but I didn't know it was about an amount. I knew that there was like a desensitization, but I thought that shit was all the way through. But it's probably like hot sauce. You know how like, can you eat hot sauce? Not really. So I can't eat her. So a little hot sauce makes me go, oh, shit, that's really hot. Yeah.

But even like... She's 23. Yeah. So even like someone from Mexico that grew up having like the most hottest alipanos or whatever, eventually there's a hot sauce that even they go, I can't do that shit. That one chip challenge or whatever. So that's probably the same thing with sex. You're just more desensitized than the average person, but there's a number where you go,

ugh, I feel gross. I don't feel like I respect myself. and she hit it. She was thinking about the title because like 73 wouldn't a slap. Yo, them thumbnails get you all the time. And you know she got a manager or something. It was like, I don't know if 73 is going to do it.

Think about how round that number 100 is. Bro, and the difference between the difference between 73 and 100? Brough. It's the 20. There's nothing at that point. 12. 20. God, it's hell of this. I mean, it's a hell of it.

But I mean, when you're ready up there, you guys. Oh, my God. The difference between, no, just like this poor girl, man, I feel really bad for her, bro. Maybe she doesn't want my sympathy. I don't know, but I do feel bad for her. I wish she just didn't have to do these things. I just want to know why. I mean, I guess I got a reason.

Attention, my boy. Attention, bro. I mean, 100 guys in a day will do it to you. 100 guys in a day will have you reflecting on life. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? The way women are, like, promoting the only fans, they have to be. have to just keep one and up, like one up. I know a lot of girls who are getting off that shit, yo.

I got a home girl who just recently got off OnlyFan and she had two customers that was holding her down. Like I'm talking about she was paying horror and written shit with these two customers, but she just got tired of that. Like she was just like she felt like she was like horning herself out a little bit, you know what I mean? A little bit, that's the job.

She was a whore. Yeah. That's the job. Like, I think what we've tried to do is because we want to be so inclusive to people, we've normalize things that we actually don't feel are ethical or right. I think there's other adult... There's probably other adult film stars out there like, yo.

Yeah, I'm judgmental. There's other adult film stars probably looking at literally like, yo. You got to chill out. You're wild. You're wild. A hundred in the day. And you probably got paid the same day rate? You can't give me the same day rate for a hundred days.

Did they get paid? Who? I need to know what that shit looked like afterwards. Is it on video? I need to know what that shit looked like at 99. Yeah, you can buy it. I need to know, Al, a hundred v1? Shit.

They got the hundred v1, bro. You know I need to buy that. Tail is not really that wrong because it was like kind of one at a time. I did some research. And then it was taken too long so then she started taking like two and three at a top. But originally she started with...

Everything vaginal or some guys just got to suck. Damn, I need her working at that first. Not all the dudes finish. Most of the dudes ain't even finished. That don't count. I need her working at my fast food joint. Now, she's, yeah, 24 hours. She's making her line go by fast.

You got it. No, bro, you need that line to move, baby. I thought you're trying to get the customers blow jobs. No, no, no. No, she got that. You need that. We need that line to move.

You need that. Let's pay some bills and come back and do some asking idiots, Taylor, gang. If you pull a muscle, all of a sudden, you realize how often you use that muscle. So the bladder is exactly like that. When it's working well, we don't think about it. But when it's not working properly,

you're getting up at night, or in the cases, of many men, you may have some leakage. If this is something that's affecting your quality of life, there are really good solutions these days. Penn makes the guard in a shield. The shield would be if you have some leakage on occasion, if you have heavier leakage, you could use the guard.

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fans. They don't skip. They stay for hours. They don't move on. They manifest. They're not a demographic group. They're fans. Spotify advertising. You're among fans. Taylor, Taylor, gang. We miss anything?

Taylor, we miss anything? Um, you don't want to talk about Floyd. Mayweather? Nothing happened with that. You said what? Let's do asking idiot. Let's just do an idiot.

And your girl, Caitlin, and now it's her white privilege. Oh, you know what? I do want to say something real quick about the Mayweather thing. Floyd Mayweather, he was in London and an angry mob of anti-Israel protesters pressed him, right? I think that they pressed him about his support of Israel. And, you know, Mayweather said he loves Israel. He loves Jewish people, whatever, whatever. So they got into a conversation.

The reason I found this video interesting is because you have people, right? I'm just seeing this since, you know, the election was going. over. You'll have people saying things like, I'm not talking to no Trump supporters. If you voted for Trump, I'm not speaking to you no more. You're not invited the Christmas dinner.

Couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner. Fuck y'all. I mean, I ain't rocking with y'all no more. And what I was saying to people when I was on the Young Turks the other night, and I said this as well, and you know it works for the other side, too. You know, I voted for Vice President Kamala Harris. She was part

of the Biden-Harris administration. You have plenty of Muslims, plenty of Arabs here in America who feel like, not feel like, they're very upset at them because they were funding the war in Gaza. So when they think of those 50,000, you know, Palestinian kids, 70% of them, women and children who are killed, they point to that administration and say, y'all were the ones funding this. So do you think those people don't have the right to be mad at me? I would hope they wouldn't be. But that's how they, my point is that's how they look at it.

They looked at it as, oh, you supported somebody who's who's aiding and abetting the killing of us. Right. And they have every right to feel like that. So my whole point is... Yeah, people can feel whatever they want. That's right. I don't think it's...

I don't think it's like sound logic, but they can feel whatever they want. I think it's ridiculous. Because everybody has their issue. Everybody has this. You might have another issue that somebody's really speaking to, you know? You might be Ukrainian. And now that same Biden administration is, you know, funding the war that you really care about. So like, how could you not support them?

You might have empathy. You might be like, man, it's a real tragedy what's happening over there in Gaza, but also I'm Ukrainian. We need these missiles to push back Russia. That's how you could feel. Also, yes, I have sympathy for what's going on in Palestine, but I got issues here in America. I voted for issues here in America.

You know what I'm saying? So it's like everybody, everybody's pointing the finger and saying, like we stand on this, like I hate the moral high ground. We stand on this moral high ground. None of us have the right to stand on it. Because those same people who are, are pro-Palestine, they don't like us for voting for the Biden-Harris administration. That's all I'm saying.

And then there's people pointing at the Trump folks, and they don't like the Trump folks. Everybody's a hypocrite. We're all fucking hypocrites. And I think that's why we get annoyed when people stand on that moral high ground. It's ridiculous. Finger-wagged us. It's like, you're not perfect either, bro. So why don't you just do your thing, talk about the shit you love?

That's right. And don't judge me for doing my thing. That's right. And don't try to get patted on the back for judging me. Because nobody, you don't, nobody's right. Exactly. I ain't shit. You ain't shit.

We all ain't shit. We're trying to do our best, bro. Everybody's trying to do their best. We're trying to do our best. I'm not pressing nobody for who they voted for. I'm not going to stop talking to somebody because of who they voted for. Because guess what somebody could do the same exact thing to me. You know what I mean?

I almost stopped talking even. I did. Shut up. I almost stopped talking to you because of your vote. I did. You're a liar. You're a liar. I almost.

You're a liar. Bro. Do you know that politics almost divided this podcast? Never. You know that politics almost destroyed us. By the way, this is, this. Are we the only two people? We are, we are what America should be.

We agree. Listen, we agree. We disagree. But if you've been listening to this podcast for 11 years, we check each other, right, when we need to be checked. And if we, and that's like, this is, I hate two new motherfuckers that are new here. That's all I want to tell you. I really don't like. Okay, leave us the fuck alone.

Leave us OG brilliant idiot listeners. Everybody else been riding, brilliant, years. You know what? Y'all get it. We're getting merch for y'all. Just for y'all. I'm going to get merch. And I'm going to buy it and give away a bunch of it at first.

That's how much I appreciate our listeners. How do we prove that they've been watching for like seven years or something? There we go. Trivia questions. There we go. Oh, in the purchasing thing for the... Yes. Yeah, yeah.

You know, it's 11 years. Trivia questions. No, because you're right, they grew up with us, so they know who we are. They've known our little battles. They've known the things that we went through. Yes. And where we really got to understand how we think about the world. So when we say shit, they're not surprised.

But we also do have to understand that, like, the internet, the people who don't know us, they don't know the ethos to this show. I don't give a fuck. Now we're talking. About them people who don't know us. Now we talk. Why do we care so much about people who don't know us? Now we talk. Why do we care so much?

They're not like us. They not like us. I don't know what you're trying to do. No, I'm saying they're not like that. They're not like us. I don't know what you're trying to do. But I don't care about... They're not like us.

I don't care about the people who don't support me. Why can't I even say a great song? It's a great song. We're different. They're not like us. You have people on this planet who are committed to misunderstanding you no matter what. Why do I care about them? By the way, I'm going to tell you why I do appreciate them.

Talk to me. Because the algorithm don't know the difference. The algorithm don't know the fucking difference. Don't tell them that. Don't tell them. They can't help themselves. They can't help themselves. Don't tell them.

They can't help themselves. They can't. I dare you not to say something about me. Hmm. I dare you. I dare you not to say something about me. Just try it. You ready for the YouTube title?

Don't tweet nothing. Don't repost nothing. Don't do nothing. Charlemagne dares me not to say anything about him. That's the YouTube title you're going to say this week. Don't say nothing on your podcast on your YouTube show. I dare you. I dare you.

And by the way, if you don't, I'll be happy. But I don't think you can't. Prove me wrong. They can't, bro. And, hey, you know what? Maybe we should be grateful that they're so invested in our life. I love it. And I don't know why.

But for whatever reason, we just keep giving them shit to be bad about it. Why would we do that? I don't even be trying. I'll be mind of my goddamn business. I'll really be cooling, yo. You don't know. I'm not crazy no more. You know what?

I'm not crazy. I used to be crazy. The delusion of both of y'all is crazy. This is what it is. Can I tell you what it is? It's that we've been doing this shit for so long that we're not pretending. Like, you know when you go on to some of those shows, like a CNN or whatever shows? Like, everybody knows what they should say.

Fox too. Everybody knows what they should say. So they say different versions of what they should say. But there's really nobody telling us what to say here. So we say how we actually feel. And when you say how you actually feel, people are shocked that it was set out loud and recorded. Listen, I always, I want to continue to create businesses,

continue to provide jobs and opportunities for people. I want to be out here doing my mental health advocacy. That's what I'm on. I'm 46 years old. I was born in 1978. I want to be a great father, a great husband, you know, a great friend. Because all of that shit is what really matters to me at the end of the day. I'm not out here on no cloud chase.

I'm not out here trying to say things to go viral. I'll just be out here cooling. Okay? That's what I do. It's like, people be sending me stuff mad at me. I'm like, what did I do? What did I do? And I'm looking at some shit from 12 years.

I'm like, I don't know. That's the scary shit when you get a YouTube link. No, no, it's not. No, it's not. You know why? You know why it's not scary? It's not scary because the Breakfast Club documentary are going to be so fire.

And they just be reminding me a shit like, oh, shit, that was something. Don't put it in. Oh, and by the way, Breakfast Club. documentary is in the works. We got 15 years. We've been recording every day since we stepped into that goddamn studio. We got 50, well, we just turned 14. So 14 years of content. See, I'm, see, see, my brain. 15 years ago, I was on my mama's couch. My brain just wants to make jokes. Like, you're, you're saying something really thoughtful and beautiful. I know. And you got, you just have an underage joke in your brain. He said, we just turned 14.

All right. Let's do some math. Can we do some math on your table? I just want to try to see that he turned his life over to him. Little John. Shout a little John. To the God, little John. To the God, little John. You came with the right. I love Lord George.

You're in great shape. Get comfortable. I want everybody to close your eyes. So I want everyone to take a deep breath in through your nose and out through your mouth. That's what life is about. So when I say an affirmation, you can say it to yourself. So where to hear him talk about. That's what Little John is about.

I can't wait till little John. God bless you. God bless you. Enter my stars. I can't oblate until Little John does a book. I feel my mind with only positive thoughts.

I am worthy of happiness. And now we can slowly come back. This spark. Let those thoughts stay with you for the rest of the night and for the rest of your life. That's awesome. Because each and every one of you deserve happiness.

How you feel? You feel better, don't you? Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say, what? So bad. What? You can't talk about Little John.

Little John is. of God and should always be treated as such. I listen to Little John music all the time. I was looking at my title shit because, you know, they had the Spotify rap playlist. When I'm in the gym and I'm working out, all my shit is Little John. The Crunk era is one of the greatest eras ever

in the history of music. And I listen to Little John every day. And I don't think that we put Little John in his, we don't give Little John the credit he deserves at all. And you know what? He's meditating now, so he don't need that credit. he's happy with himself. Well, I still want to give it to.

I want to give him all the flowers. Oh, you're right. You're right. But there's so many people I think in their, you know, I think in their careers where they're so starved for that validation from the outside that they'll never experience the joy of creation. That's right. And when I see a guy like that doing this right now,

I think that's pretty cool. Little Johnny's very, he's been responsible for so many different areas of music. He gave us crunk. He gave us a snap. Yeah. He gave us the fuck. He's the fifth pump shit.

Like, this guy is incredible. Little John is literally one of the greatest producers, not even just hip-hop, just one of the greatest producers of all time. And for him to be able to tap into so many different johns, that was one of the first times, to me, that comedy and hip-hop combined. When Dave Chappelle started mocking Little John,

not mocking, but doing the sketches of Little John. And it's like it took Little John to all. whole other level. Yeah, embracing it and not being offended by it. I think Little John is... This guy will not stop trying to prove a point. I think Little John is...

He was serious. No, because certain people get made... Not made fun of... Yeah, made fun of, but there's a characterization of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, a lot of people don't like impressions of themselves. This is a very common thing with famous people. Yeah.

But, like, embracing it and having fun with it, I think it's very likable. I think Chappelle is the reason Little John was able to cross over. Oh, yeah. Now, don't get me wrong, Get Low was a huge, massive record. But I'm talking about Little John

the personality. Yes. When Dave Chappelle was having all that mainstream success, and he did that sketch of Little John, it made white people be like, who's this guy? This guy's interesting.

Wait, but his music's fired. Oh, this who made Get Low? And then they got into everything else, and Little John was so smart because then he started coming with the fistbook record. Oh, yeah. And he was out of here. All right, let's do some asking idiots.

Sam Boy, 5. 30 says how much funny it would Shult be if he were fat or short man I hope we never find out I hope we never find out bro I'm not trying to be fat or short that can happen short

I don't want that fat shit to happen man but food is good red is delicious you gotta work out bro I know I do I do get my workouts in you know okay Tony El Tragra has a great brilliant idiotist question Tony El Tigger like Tony the Tiger

Tony L TIGre If you could sell a finger or toe for $100 million each or gain an inch on your meat, how many are you selling? I give you my foot. You sell a whole foot? But like you wouldn't do a pinky toe for $100 million? You're crazy.

Maybe you already got $100 million. No, no, no, no. I definitely don't do that. Maybe you already got $200 million. Don't do that. Listen, I love my mom and it's not even her fault. And she, there is this video online. I want to take, let's talk about this.

It's like, there's videos online. We talk about the bad videos online, like the negative videos. Can I just say something really quick? Just about us. This is just so funny. Okay. We just be ourselves. People react to us being ourselves.

We react to them talking about us. Yeah. And the cycle continues. Yes. But I just want to say, you know, we always talk about the false things that are about you online. Like, there's a lot of false propaganda. Yeah.

Yeah. propaganda. There's a video online, bro, that when I was home for Thanksgiving, my mom was telling me about it. I'm like, mom, don't watch that stupid shit. How much? 300 million? Bro, these motherfuckers said I had a $10 million house in the Hamptons. Let me tell how stupid people are. They said I had a $10 million house in the Hamptons. This is the one that was really crazy. They said I had a mansion. Oh, that one wasn't crazy. No, no. They said I had a mansion in New York. That was like a hundred and forty six thousand square feet. You probably got that shit. Bro, think about what I'm saying.

That's a mall. What is, what is the- 140? I could believe it. I can believe it. How much did Kamala pay you to talk all that shit during the- I didn't get no money? That's another motherfucker thing.

Why I ain't get no money? I should have been, I should have got paid. Why the fuck Ronald Martin and Reverend Hale and all of them got off? You want me to talk to Uncle Donnie, bro? No. Because we're going to get him that third term. We could use you. We could use you for that third term.

You didn't get paid neither. Yo, but for the third term, maybe we got a little scratch. I would never. Maybe we get some scratches. I would never take a check. They go pay for a protection. I got secret service protections. You know what I know?

That shit ain't going to help. I would never take. That's true. They do leave some gaps. That's true. That shit ain't came up. Get my dodging and ducking. I would never take a check from a politician because of that.

Because all of that shit comes out and people look at it and be like, oh, this person was compromised. You know what I'm saying? Tell them they gave you the 50 mil. No, they didn't give you 50 mil. Remember she gave me 50 million? There's a video on YouTube. I don't want all of y'all to know.

That shit is not real. How much they say you got? Well, this shit was unbelievable. You got 250 million, right? No. These motherfuckers said I had a $10 million dollars in the Hamptons, $146,000 square foot in New York. They said all of these Mercedes Benches.

And I'm like, get the hell. I'm like, y'all really don't know me. Huh? Nothing. Yo, you've been making money for a long time, bro. You've been doing a though I have not. You've been doing a though I have not. God is a long time.

God is good, God is good. I have not. Kamala cut you that check. She got you that private house in Anguilla. We all know that. She bought you the house in Anguilla. I would have loved that. I would have happily, let me tell you something.

I would have happily taken that check. I would have named it Kamala's house. Because when I rent it out, it would have said Kamala's house. I wish, okay? I wish I was on that level and get those kind of fun. Let me talk to Uncle Donnie, bro. I'm saying. Third term.

He's not going to need nothing. for a third term. What do you mean? But you didn't answer the question. You said, oh, you said to give a whole foot. What would you do? Now, I wouldn't give a whole foot, but you're crazy if you don't give a pinky toe for 100 million. I don't think I would do that. Each pinky.

Why wouldn't you just do it to donate to a cause that you care about? You that's selfish that you need to. You think I'm going to give up a pinky and take the money and then donate to a cost? You got 45 years on that pinky. That pinky don't need any more. What do you're wearing tear? I don't know. I don't have to talk to some diabetics who got limbs removed.

Like who got feet, who got tolls removed and just see how it was. I think they're all right. They're walking around. I mean, Dionne Sanders got... Pinky toe ain't... Deon Sanders got no toes. He's walking around just fine. That's true.

That's true. He got no toes. They had to... He had... He had... He had... Are you taking the money or you taking the other part of the question?

Oh, I don't need any more dick I'm married. Now, you can always use a little more dick. Nah. For what? So, why do you... That guy needs big... Shailah. He loves big kids.

He loves big kids. He loves big kids. He loves big. You prove you got a dick. Yeah. Man, I see... I see one on pouring up the other day. I was like, God damn.

And the crazy part is, let me tell you. I went back and looked at this video. Listen, I went back and looked at this video two or three times. And I was like, but the crazy part is, I went back and looked at the video two or three times and on the third time, I was like that girl in that video. I got emotional because I was like, I keep coming back to this video,

I look at this dick. Dick talk, dude. We almost made it a whole show. What was the video? What was the video? Oh, was he white or black? Black. I'm talking about, yo, this shit, this is the girl's ass.

Black color? Look, look, look. This is the girl's ass, right? Yeah. This was the dick. Yeah. Get that shit up. Get that shit.

Get that shit. Get that shit. Get that shit up. Get that shit up. You can arm. Like, what the fuck? Let me see if I can find this shit, man. I knew you guys look that dick and porn.

Of course. No, no, I don't look at dick and porn. I'm just telling you that. You're trying to say you don't compare your dick when you're out. I don't look at dick and porn. I'm just telling you that this dick was kind of hard to not look at. There's one, there's one dude. I could probably draw the veins on his shit by memory.

What? I probably could. Rick from backroom casting couch. She got a little dick, but I could draw that shit pretty accurately. Like if there was a police sketch, if someone was like, yo, his dick stole something, I could draw that shit up. But you know exactly who stole it. It was Rick from backroom casting couch.

Yeah. Yeah. Big, big top vein. Oh, let me type. in Ebony. Big top, they look like one of them buses in Britain. It's got double-decker energy.

I can't find it now. You can't find. You watch it four times. Go to most viewed. Let's go to most viewed or recently viewed. I don't have a membership. What you mean? On Point-up?

You didn't bookmark it? Point O got recently viewed. I don't know. I'm assuming. What did you look? You mean, you probably searched Big Black Dick or whatever when you was... No.

I did not mean to come across this shit, man. Right? You must, you must, if you like black dick, because I asked him, right, I was like, yo, you want black dude? I'm actually glad I can't find this shit, though me. There ain't no way porn up knows that you like. You got to search black dick. You do. You got to search by dick.

Nah, bro, I type Evony. All I did was type Evony. All I did was type of Etony. You like big black dick. I'm just glad I can't find this shit no more. But I'm not going to lie. This, that was the first time I questioned myself, bro. Oh, my.

That is not the first time. First time I questioned myself, I don't give a fuck. But that time I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Why? You know how you hear something in your head? Like, you're going back for the dick, now. Sit your stupid ass?

I don't. What? So what are you? Now, let's get to the bottom of it. Hold on. So, hold on. So you went back for the dick, right? And then.

I bet you if I showed you, if I find this video, I'm going to send it to you to fucking hate, you. I don't know what, I don't even know what to begin. I don't even know what to begin to look, man. That shit. You question yourself. So when you were just looking at the dick But maybe it was more just like

Like you know In the way that you ever see like a dwarf or something You're just looking at it for size Yes you're like what the fuck is that So maybe it's not like you're in love with the penis You just it's so large You're like wow I gotta look at that That's exactly what it was

But what was happening with your mouth While you were watching I think that's the most important Like what was that having? You're like damn my shit feels empty I mean Why does it feel so? so empathy in here.

Yeah, this is crazy. Let's go to another asking idiot. You've got to find one big black dick in the old youth horse. I wanted to show you the one. It's the one. Sam's live. She got to take the sword out of the rock. What is that thing?

Excalibur. That's what that shit looked like. Could she handle it? Sam's live. Oh, she was definitely taking it. That's really the reason that more dick don't really matter. What do you mean about? She was not fazed by that shit at all.

She was not phased by me? No. No, she wasn't a porn. This was an amateur out. This wasn't no porn video. This was amateur shit, yo. I mean, wait, wait, wait. She could have an only face ride guy all the time.

Yeah. No, on point up, it's amateurs. Like, they, like, there's regular people. Doesn't mean she don't take it regularly? Point up has the scripted ones, too, but they have regular people. They have only... Do you mean it's possible the dick went in and then curved back around like a match car track? No, that shit ain't had no curving.

That shit was great. That shit looks like I believe in the categories. Yeah. You know, she says amateur. She's the first time. He's so adorable. He's so adorable. Hold, y'all make everything on here produced.

It's not about being produced, but even amateur-wise, they probably take it all the time. Immature means they're making money. They're making money. On porno? Yeah. Nah, some of this shit is just like, they catching each other fucking in the car. Sure, you're ex-exing on a regular. If I was a woman, I would be so scared in 2012.

You believe, now I get why black people freak out with magic. Because y'all would be on everything. You all believe everything. If you think porn is real. No, listen, porn hub has amateur videos. Yes, but they still are planned out videos. Yeah, it's the genre that they're faking. Yes.

No. Yes. No, they're not. Yo, they're not. Yo, don't tell them. They're not. No, there's some videos where it looks like someone's filming them. Don't tell.

No, there's not. Like, you got guys that are literally put out. There's camera phone videos. Hey, don't tell. Hey, hey, don't tell. Because listen. No, y'all don't do it. He's going to wake up on the 26th of this month.

He's like, oh, my God, the milk is drinking. The cookies are gone. I guess the reindeer came. I guess Santa came and ate all the cookies in the milk. This is going to be like, wait, Rick is not really casting it. I'll take $1,000 or $5,000 a day. I'll tell you this.

Yeah, tell me. You think a dick like that is amateur? I think I found it. Hold on. I think I found it. It's Black Friday. I think I found it, y'all. That was remarkable.

I think this might be it. Yo, make that a quick, man. Let me see it. Let me see it. I'll be able to tell. I don't know. Is this it? Was she making sounds and shit? This is it wild.

I don't know if that's it. This ain't it. This ain't it because the one I saw, he started off. He just, it's like he slapped it. It's like he slap. It's wrapped it on there just to fucking show off. Stop hoarding it. You're hoarding it.

You gotta share with the... Oh shit. Oh, that's pretty large though. See what the fuck I'm saying? You saw, see? That shit is like the fuck, that's like a midget. No, for real, man. That's like the midget in the circus.

Like, oh shit, what the fuck is that? Let me see. It's the bearded lady, not the bearded. Whatever the fuck. Nidges can't grow beards. You know, Charlotte, man, every time I see his mitch with a beard, he's like, how to fuck. You need to be in a carnival.

How'd you grow up here? But that's what I mean. Nah, that girl is going for it. You see what I'm saying? Kudos to that girl, man. I think that's a different girl, but that's the same dick I was looking at. I mean that in the most heterosexual way. You don't want us to stop making these jokes, yo.

Y'all want us to stop. New brilliant idiots. New brilliant idiots. You don't want this to stop. You haven't barely... Watch, watch Taylor. My tale. Taylor never said a dick.

Taylor never said a dick was big in her life. Every time this topic comes up, Taylor shows us why she goddamn is not shallow how. First of all. Let me tell you something. I got into a defense imposter. Let me tell you something. Yeah.

This is the first big dick you ever seen? Give me my phone back. You got to question that. This is great. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. We're already talking about it and now you're offended. No, no, no, no, no.

Is that not a large penis to you? No, yes. But like- Okay, then, so why are you about to judge me? You're making these people watch porn all the time, right? You think that's a regular porn dick? Yes. That's a regular porn dick?

No, it's not a regular porn dick. You couldn't take that. I'm not even having this conversation, but that's not a regular porn dick. There's no way you could take that. My man, tell. Oh, wait, didn't even talk about that? Oh, yeah.

Roger from Broadway, Dr. You said you could? No. You said, you said? Roger from Rawaway who drives a range rover got a ruler. Are you saying, are you telling me that Roger from Rawley who has a range rover and voted Republican got a ruler? Is she not saying no?

He got a ruler? Come on, let's do some asking idiots. Who's more loved in their respective environment? Trump at UFC are Kendrick in L.A. That's a great question. That is a great question. I think that that might be equivalent. I would say Kendrick in the whole West Coast.

I don't know about that, bro. Yeah, bro. You're going to find out. Oh, no. Yo. You got to carry that table with you. You never know. You never know.

Somebody come up, ask for a drop. You know what I mean? You got to be very careful out of you. You got to be very careful. You wanted to happen. You were hated, man. Andrew B. He has to win. That's what he's going to hear. Oh. What that shit got? Come on the beginning of Euphoria.

Oh, who's stupid. What's that? What's that? What's that? It's a good. It's a whiz. It's the whiz back. It says everything, everything they say about me is true, but it's back on.

Yeah. Who's my man, see you do that? You didn't know that? What are we talking about? He wasn't making the sound at all. You sound like the evil witch of the West or whatever. I saw a wicked too. I saw a wicked.

I went to go see it. You saw a wicked too. Hell yeah. It was good. You fuck with it. I cried for the last two hours of it. Really? Why were you crying?

What do you mean why was that crying? It's a beautiful story about friendship. Yeah, but like you were crying? I'm a bleep this, but I text about a boy. I was like, man, sitting here watching Wicked, man, thinking about how you... Proud of you... Proud of you, my boy.

I did think about that for a second. I was like, proud of you, my boy. I don't know who you're talking about. Oh, my God. Really? Huh? You texted Lena Waith, Durn Wiggard. As all quick.

I hate you. I'm so. As all. If you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. If you listen to the podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots,

you don't know shit, you're right to. It's a brilliant idiotic podcast. Thank you for listening, man.