The Brilliant Idiots - Thruppleshooting (Ft. WHOREible Decisions)

Episode Date: January 21, 2021

This week Mandii B and WeezyWTF from WHOREible Decisions podcast join Charlamagne and Andrew in studio and discuss, Joe Biden's inauguration, relationships, What is a Thrupple?, WeezyWTF & Alex discuss opening up their new podcasting studio WTFMediaStudios.com , and whole lot more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Yep, Shalamane the guy. Andrew Shultz. We are the Brilliant Idiot's podcast. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness. Today is inauguration day, man. You know, it's also a sad day for some, you know.

But let's not act like we're not going to miss the dawn, bro. Yeah, we're going to miss him, bro. They're going to get the Don back, bro. Come on. They did. Oh, he did. He got a Twitter back this morning. Is he live tweeting the inauguration?

I don't know if he's crazy. Nah, his pride ain't going to let him yet. Nah, his pride ain't going to let him do it. Yo, his suit is trash. I was just starting. I'm not going to lie. I was a little disappointed today. I thought he would do a little bit more to steal the thunder away from Biden and Kamala.

Because it's easy to do because the media is making Trump the A story when they shouldn't. The A story should be the inauguration, right? B story should be Kamala. C story should be Trump leaving. But all day to day on CNN, it was dawn, dawn, dawn, dawn, dawn. That's ratings, baby. That's the ratings, bro. They're going to all take a hit now that we got Biden.

She's about to get boring. Oh, no. What you're about to see, motherfuckings got to prove they good again. Because it's easy to stand on the soapbox of, you know, fuck Trump, fuck all that negative shit that's going on over there. When you got a villain, it's easy. Now you got a film, correct.

Now you got to go out there and really show your power. Like Stephen A. Smith, when there was no sports, he was going on every day talking about sports. Beast, though. No, no, beast. Him and Max Kellerman was. That was unbelievable. Yeah, absolutely.

Got a sports show. There's no sports. Absolutely. Just talking. Absolutely. Now, we got our peoples in the building. Yes. Gang, gang, would you like to introduce yourself, even though they can see you on camera anyway?

No. You want to see? We have Mandy. You know what I mean? It's your girl, that bitch, aka Pank the Stallion. Relax just the booed hole. It's just a boo to hole. Y'all know I still be playing with the boodle holes.

Peg the Stallion is crazy. Peg the Stallion is. Wow. I was going to be done with it. That's a crazy name, though. Peg to say, I'm stuck with it. But we also have Weezy here.

Weezy! Hi! Together they are horrible decisions. That's right. You used to fuck up our names until you put us on your network. What I used to say? You used to be on a breakfast club like Weezy and Amanda and we, uh,

those are your name. Oh, he got it right. No, you would know one and not the other. And then you would be like, oh, oh, she's going to kill me. What's the other one? Oh, yeah. say what's the other one. Facts.

But that's okay. Just keep talking about it. How many nationally syndicated number one? How many people is that? I don't care who they think it is. Just horrible. Type in horror. Horrible.

Type in horror. We pop up. Oh, wow. Even though we're taking whores. When we came last time, we were like really horrors. We have boyfriends and shit. You guys got boyfriend. We are trying to sell the show.

Oh, okay. I'm still sucking dick. I don't know about this one. I just sucked dick this morning. All right. But it was the dick that stay in my mouth. Hold on. So you wake up.

So I had the conversation with my boyfriend. Sex at night is for the woman. Sex in the morning is for man. Really? Yes, because they wake up hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have woken up hard in five years. You don't wake up hard?

Yeah, I'm not going to lie that. Well, no, no, I still do. I wake up having a pee. That's how I know I'm old. I got to warm it up. It's like when you start the car early in the morning, you know what I'm saying? Not the warm up. Yeah, yeah.

Once I get up and get going, then it gets hard. But I don't wake up. up just like. So you just be sitting at the breakfast club with a hard dick? Um, now usually drive in with a hard dick. And then once I do like my meditation in the morning, read my daily affirmations, it comes down. I think Mandy's man be on the chew. She'd be talking about how they fuck five

times back to back to. He'd be coming and go back in. That's just, why are you dating the 18 year old? You're too born for that. He's like 50. Really? Oh, wow. He definitely on that chew. Oh, he's definitely. Oh, that honeypack. That honeypack. I don't know what honeypack is. We got a promo. We used to have a promo Yeah, but don't do that. No. He just takes C-Maw.

He drinks his beet juice. I do see moths and beat juice. He's very healthy. Doug, I'm fucked healthy niggins. There's no way this is a real person. It is. He's very real. What do you mean five in a row?

What do you mean about it? Like, he comes and he stays hard. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Who's this robot you date? Brian Pumper? That's a serial killer. That's Richard Ramirez. That's the night stalker.

That's who you're dead. You're day in the night stalker, you know? I feel like I've had nights like that, but not like consistent. No, no, no, no. Three minimum. No, no, that's three nuts minimum? Three nuts minimum?

Wait, wait, like in a day or like he nuts and puts it back? Why you don't have a job, bro? He clearly don't have no job. How much money is he making? He must be retired. He's good. He's good. That's what I'm saying.

He must be retired. What does he do for a living? We ain't going to talk about it. No, we need to. He drives a bus. What's his race? He drives a bus. He's black?

Wow. No, no, no, no. Why do you say? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's making up for something. You can't fuck all that amount of time. and you're doing, you know, well in life. And you know what's funny about you saying that?

I always say the best dick is broke dick because they have time to give you, like, good dick. They feel bad. The guys with their most money, it's like it's either medium or okay. But when they are broke, oh my God. I give you whack dick in a purse. Exactly.

It's a better combination. You can't fling whack dick for ego, though. You still got to put it down. Dude, I was talking about on Flaker. I had like a real fucking problem. couple of weeks where I was coming super fast. Like super fast. Like, super fast. No, I mean like she could, usually my position is I'm on my back, right? And the girl's on top because I got- And your legs are in the air. Got you. And my legs are in the air. And, uh, and, uh, pegged this d' stalas,

bro. This girl's crazy, bro. This is going so wild. Pegas-Stat. She's a wilder. No, no, like she's on top and I can control it when she's on top for whatever reason it's easier for me to control. But she started doing something where I couldn't control it. And I was coming at I could come in three pumps I would have to tell her like get off and it was I was like traumatized you should congratulate her that's dope at first is cool then after a while that she needs to get off yeah but your girl be working out like crazy she works out like crazy she might be a little you might need to get your shit together something was going on and I literally figured out what it was thank God but I was having the most insecure two weeks of my life what was it she was coming up too

high on a dick oh she was taking that whole thing no she wasn't taking the whole thing once I put the whole thing in there then I had a little bit more room to operate. You know what that is. It's your, the tip, the frontal limit's very sensitive. So like, exactly. All of my shit is in my head. My, my shaft is like, uh, what is it?

Lieutenant Dan's legs. Oh my God. You know what I mean? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you can, this is my, I don't feel shit. This is my girl. The second you get to the tip, whoa. You have a parapolinas.

I got, yeah. Peripelitic. That was good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. Oh, my God.

The tip is crazy sensitive. So once I figured out, I fucking calmed down. But I was, I was literally, I was going through the most traumatic two weeks of my life. Did she like, I felt so insecure? No, at first she was like, no, it's all good. Like, it's kind of like flattering. Then after a while, not. Not let's go.

Hello. And then, like, she was picking fights about shit. And I didn't have the confidence to stand up for myself. Like, she kind of like snapping me about, like, watching a movie. And I was like, okay, I guess we don't need to watch Angels and Demons. Like I didn't have But when you're making your girl come And you're satisfying her

That's it That's it I don't want to talk tonight If you ain't making me come You gotta submit But just give her credit Just be like yo this pussy is the bomb I tried that for the first week

Bro It's true though If a guy is fucking you for hours and hours Your pussy is garbage Yeah Well this this pussy was very good You know men like to pride themselves On the durations

If your man is fucking you for hours and hours your pussy is garbage. Just because he comes multiple times doesn't mean that it's hours that we fuck him for. That's right. That's right. Oh, so it's great. Wait, he gives you short nuts? No, not short nuts, but like a minute. Shortness sounds like a cartoon.

Animaniacs and short nuts coming to you today. Short nut asses. Okay, now that's fun. If you're giving me like a five minute, then you come another. It's like fun. It's like foreign shit. It's like Bukaki or one person. No.

Nah, me neither, bro. Cut that shit out. Nuts take too much out of me at this age. I like 12 minutes sex. 12 minutes is fine. That's a good link. That's a good link. That's a good link.

And then we go again. No, no, no, no. If you don't think 12 minutes is a long time, do 12 minutes high intensity cardio and tell me that's not a long time. Hey, that's a great idea. It's a long time. Okay, but not everyone is at high intensity for the whole time. That's a whole football quarter, bro.

Twelve minutes, 12 minutes. 12 minutes. Do this. Hold your breath, 12 minutes. No, no. Too worried up. You can't. Yeah, you die.

I'm not talking about 12 minutes. Hold your breath then. Tell you, 12 minutes is a long time. That shit don't sound like much. Yeah, right. That's a long time. 12 minutes? Okay.

Three minutes is a long time if you're doing it, right? Okay, wow. I wanted to get on board with you with that one, but that's a long time. But that's why I eat pussy, though. Eat pussy and shores a nut. Yeah. And so if you do come fast, at least everybody got. I agree.

That's not encompassed in the 12 minutes. Yeah. Foreplay shouldn't be. I still don't know how to eat pussy, man. I don't know if I'm never. Dude, how many times that. I talked about eating pussy on this fucking show. Yo, have you ever seen a black person swim for the first time, like, as an adult?

Like, you ever see a black dude get thrown in. I taught two friends. No, but, like, you ever see a black dude get thrown in like a pool or the ocean? And he's like paddling, like crazy, he's trying to survive. That's how I am eating pussy. It's only like that. It's only like that because you got jeans and Tim's on, you know. That's also true.

Just sink into that. It's very simple. You just have to make out with it. Use it as its lips. Yeah. Turn so that they match each other. And it won't be that difficult. because we eat pussy like this.

That's how I eat pussy. You need to eat it like this. Oh, what do you mean? So we... Turn the camera side of wigs. What you mean? Weezy? What's you talking about?

Here we go. I give this tip all the time. I promise you. As someone who eats pussy... She said eat pussy like an Andrew Schultz's Instagram video. We eat... Oh, you just turn your phone. Turn your pussy sideway.

Turn your pussy sideway. Yo, imagine you're telling you a girl that shit. Turn your pussy. Let me show you some. Let me show you some. I'm weak. You got to do that for the coach. No, that's good marketing.

No, you got to. I got it. I was about to do that to save my relationship. That's what I was supposed to. Nah, the ring should keep it. Well, tell us. What have you, turn it? So we eat it like this, right?

The V, but our lips don't match. And really, we should be matching our lips with the shape of the vagina because it should be like making up. Well, what the leg is in the way. Also, my nose is big. That's going to fucking hit her knee. You should be using your nose in the pussy. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

You've never had anybody. You've had a- I don't want to hurt her. I'm sorry. You don't get this nose. I don't want to hurt. You don't get this nose. When you're like a D?

No, this is ridiculous that I knew what you were about to say. Nah, you turn your head so that your lips match the pussy and it feels better. I hate this motherfucker so much. He's just visualizing it. Because all I thought was, my mind said, nine-inch nails, nine-inch nose. I don't know why. I don't know why to fuck my mind was thinking that shit. You ever know is that matches your last name.

Everybody thinks you Jewish and you got a fucking schnaz like, more. I know it's so bad, bro. Oh, my God. It's good. Just use it in the pussy while your mouth's on the clip. I'm telling you, you'll kill it. Just stab it. But also remember, when you turn your mouth, you reach new nerves on the clip that she can't feel when you're doing it like this.

So I should tilt my head? Yes. Really? I'm telling you, yo. Yeah, that shit is, that shit feels like it'll hurt. When I said that shit in years. That feels like it will hurt just tilting your head. Like this, why you're doing this?

God forbid y'all. God forbid you inconvenience yourselves. Do you know how hard sucking dick is? I have to breathe through my nose. I'm already got asthma. It's ridiculous. Then I got to get up, act like I'm trying to talk nasty so I can breathe just to go back down. That's a lot.

My tonsils be in the way. Good. Well, it's supposed to hit that dangling little dangly thing in the back of your throat. They're playing Cardi for making guys feel like we have to do that. Yeah, that's also true. I said he is. That's Cardi's fault. It's up my vocal cords.

Sucking dick? Yeah. Oh, that's it. We had a doctor on who said you can. Why do girls love sucking dicks so much is the only thing that y'all love? Because you get to like really son a dude. That is a wall. No.

But why is it? Why is it? Why is that? It's just like you need that so badly that you would die without sucking ducks. There's a lot of girls that don't feel that way. I don't know any of them. You don't know any of them? I love women.

I love that my wife is enthused. About Flation? Yes. Nobody wants it to feel like a job. even though it is a job. But it's not a job. Suck your dick tonight. Like, that's not fun.

I don't like what men do that to me. Like, you know what I mean? Like, they got to eat pussy. Like, that's ridiculous. I like to hear fuck my mouth. Wow. I say stuff like that. I say stuff like that.

But I also say, Budo. I mean, no, but like, that's scary. You can't fuck a girl's mouth. You could hurt her if you fuck her mouth. Oh, yeah. I couldn't talk about. Mandy, tell them what you told your man about fucking. in the ass.

No. Mandy goes, so Mandy been talking all this shit for years on our show. Mandy, tell him no, okay,

well, I'll do it. I gave you a chance. So Mandy's been saying a booty hole on our show for years and I'm like, yo, is that like some ghetto shit to be saying

on horrible shit to be funny? I'm like, what do you really say? And she goes, I tell him, you can put it back there. It's open for you. I do.

I tell him that when he can have any of the day. Can you imagine if someone told you to fuck him in the ass? You can put it back there. It's open. And now,

And now I'm like such a mature woman. Like he, he mounted my TV, my fireplace. And I was like, oh, I got to suck his dick extra hard. And also he can put it back there. Doing chores? It's not a chore. Like, we don't live together. And he came and made sure I was going to have my super do it.

He was like, no, like, I can do it. He could do it because he's a task rabbit for a living. So that's what he's doing. Anyway. He didn't work for task grabbing. Who is this guy that got so much energy and tell him past the goddamn plug? Yeah, that's true. He's a handyman.

He's fucking you five and six times a day. This is a great guy. And you're going to work? I don't know. I'm still waiting. And he's financially sounds. He is. Wow.

Kudos to you, bro. Who are you fucking? That's amazing. 50 years old. Close. Congratulations. More or less. Less.

48. 49. 47. 47. Why? That's not 50. That's disrespectful to say that. That's crazy.

Why? It's over 45. I mean, if you're rounding it up this. You closer to 50. Actually, if you round it in a, no. Yeah, I guess. Who does your numbers? I don't know.

You burnt out. Guys, I'm tired. Come on. Let's get into some positively brilliant and what a fucking idiot. Where the topic's at, Taylor? Oh, we got to switch the screen. There you go. Alex.

Big, big pimping Alex. Alex's out here with fur coats and studios and shit. Yeah. Yo, you guys got to check out. WTF Media Studios, Alex and Weesey started their own podcasting studio right down in Soho, New York, right? That's positively brilliant. That is positively brilliant. Stop letting these other studios fuck up your audio, lose your audio.

They don't even have anybody could do video. You guys got to go to a podcast studios run by podcasters. They know exactly what the fuck is going on. Alex taught me how to press save. We got two back. Listen, you tell me if I'm wrong. Why is Weezy necessary in this business? Holy shit

Well I have a I have a thought I saw it in promoting it as a black owned business Alex always claims Puerto Rican White He don't even

Why this girl's half white I thought that too Neither them is full black So where the fuck is the blackness And the black own business I'm just saying If Mia Taylor start a business That's just as black owns

I'm just saying this It's 100% one black person True True Why do you let him son you like this dog i'm starting you right there no he's got this to me always you supposed to be the one who come around the corner and get in his ass so you obama he's too busy eating and fucking chichonnas or some shit like we need Obama we did biracial right

my father my father is a Sephardic Jew yeah he says really he's what he's a Sephardic jew which means he ain't that white of the Jew that's her way of saying he's Spanish like he's white no the Sephardic one of the darker Jews stop it stop I hate this I know you're white. This is what white people do. They find out how they're a little bit not white. That's the most white shit to do. That's what Arvenians, like the Kardashians be doing. All white people do that. You could be, um, uh, uh, in reach, what is it? Eritrian, Jew, nah, nah, no. They African. Nah, but she's, I'm Sephardic Jews. He's white.

Sephardic Jews and there's Ashkenazi Jews. Ashkenazi Jews. And what? Mizrahi Jews. I don't know the Mizrahi Jews. I don't know the Mizrahi. Okay, go ahead. I don't know. But they don't count. There's two of ones that count. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Ashkenazi ones are like the Russian looking ones. And then the Sephardic ones are the ones that are like more tan looking, but they're white. But they're more tan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Arabic, they're supposed to be Arabic. So what are you, easy? She's white, bro. I'm black, what the fuck? She's white. Let me tell you that. I did my little swat, and when I came out, 68% African, my dad was like, what?

But. So your mom's black? My mother's black. Okay, okay. And my father's Israeli. It's a white-owned business, bro. This is a white-owned business, bro. It's a white-on-business.

Alex, you're Afro Latino, right? He's half-black. Alex's mom is mad Puerto Rican. I thought he was bullshitting until... Have Puerto Rican. Oh, your dad's black. Yeah. But his mom's black.

She's black woman. You're black woman. You're black woman. Everybody knows that. Everybody knows that. That's a fact. I came out of black pussy. I know who my mom is.

I know I'm a black woman. Y'all can kiss my black ass. Don't even play with me. Also, we don't know if you came out pussy. Maybe you got C-section. Then you're not even close to black. Alex is definitely black though Alex is real black

His dad heard ice cream back in the day Wanted him a butterpeaking Rican got one Alex was born Right That's true That's true Butterpike and Rican So together

It's a black on business And I would say that your mom is Afro Latina His mom is not as light as like J-Lo or like one of these white Puerto Rican She's Alex's color But she's Alex She's due her complexion Maybe a lighter than you.

A little lighter. A little lighter than you. But Afro-Latina. Yeah. You're black. Let's go. I mean, you present as a black man. You present as a black man.

This honky over here is culturally appropriating. We got a whole honky on the show. She's out here honking it up. Half a monkey. Oh, my God. At least I put black girls. Oh, shit. So you're going to turn on me.

That's a lot. No. It's going down. I was waiting for you to say something, friend, but fuck you now. Yeah. Anyway, that's funny. Take that, Alex. Take that.

Now I'm on Weezy side. Ow, take that. Divide in Concord. For a woman to tell a black person, African Latino person, at least I fuck black girls. Yeah. And Alex don't got no comeback. Alex got...

Zero. He quiet? He got generations of men, not fucking black women. I'm just like my dad. You never have a guy. sex with a black girl? Of course I have I mean. My ex was black. Yo, yo, now we asking numbers, Taylor.

Oh, yeah. What's up? Did we cut that out of last episode? Did we cut that out? Didn't we? Huh? I think I fought with black people. What does that mean? On the microphone. I mean, she's buying tried. That was her trying to call back to a joke and it just didn't laugh. It didn't work.

Nah, didn't. Not. You're not ashamed of your dad, though, right? No. Yeah, you shouldn't be. I thought it was a great man. I just, the older I get, the more I understand. understand who I am viewed as in the world, especially being in corporate America, like, is black girl shit all the time. And I know now a lot of things that I couldn't at that point in time, not having a white father, being in certain spaces and understanding that I could

navigate no spaces because he was white, right? So now that I'm older, and that's not in my life, I really see the world for what it is. And I watched some Shaka Zulu. I woke up. And the interesting thing about that, though, is like you don't present as a white woman. So it's not like if you got pulled over by the police, you can say, my dad is white. they wouldn't give them. That never worked. But I know there's some light skin shit and that's why I've gotten ahead in a lot of things. And that's why I feel like it's my right and my duty to always put black people on because

it wouldn't be fair otherwise. Like with the studio, we constantly talk about that, you know? How are we going to make sure that we're doing black people right? How are we going to make sure we're hiring black? Like, I don't want to just talk about the shit. I want to be about it. Everybody, even down to the people we hired to build the shit. Maybe that's why a lot of shit started late.

We should have been. Holy shit. Holy shit. Yeah. That's, yeah. When it comes to money, the Jewish comes out, Gila is not playing. But we see front face and she's there. But when we talk about the check, absolutely not.

All right, guys. All right. What? Can we see that? Oh, positively brilliant. Jasmine Sullivan performing at the Super Bowl. I think that's amazing. Since we have horrible decisions here, have y'all heard hotels?

I think it's about us. I think it's a classic album. I think it's an instant classic. It's really, really good. I'm excited, too. I think that she's warranted the space to have a project like this after stuff like the Me Too movement, what we have with horrible decisions. The slut walk, the Ambrose did. I mean, I don't think, I really still wanted her to bust windows out of niggas cars, but I loved it.

It was a great, great project. I thoroughly enjoyed it. She's the Super Bowl. She's singing the national anthem. Oh. She can sing, no. Jasmine is amazing. I don't even know who she is.

Wait, what? When you get home. I have no clue she is. When you get home and you turn your wife, when you turn your fiance sideways this weekend. I put on the Jasmine Sullivan hotels. Really? Lip to lip. I guarantee you.

Now, if you would have gave your girlfriend one more week, you would have been hearing Jasmine Southern. Really? Yes, because she would have busted windows out of your show. Oh, is that her? I busts the windows out of your car. Yeah, that's the nice thing about not having a car. Oh.

She better busts windows out this subway. No, my goodness. No, I like women having those type of conversations, though, because if you are a fly on the wall and you just sit back and listen, you'll learn so much. I also said what I liked about that album is each song is from a different perspective of a host. Like, she talked about getting money from men. Then she talked about somehow I didn't know we could be host dating broke men.

But she talked about that one. I said, I will never give you money. And you live with your mom and all. She went in. But that's dick, though. That's the difference. Don't say that. Because you maybe haven't been digmatized.

in that way. Like, I've been fucked so good. I've been like, I'm an Uber you home. And you've Uber a nigga. Like, you know what I'm? I'd be trying to feed to niggas to get fucked. It's crazy. Hold on. So Uber, Uber, when somebody calls you Uber, that mean you put down a good dick. I just thought they wanted you to leave. Well, that too. But, I mean, this is me saying thank you.

But I got a complex about, like, I really love to sun men. And, like, I do. Like, I love picking up a check when a date is why I get like, I'm done with you. She would pay for dick, though. Like, we used to talk about it. She would pay for dick. I didn't. I've never paid for dick. I've said like I would hire like an escort. And fucking men in their ass not enough. You got to fucking pay for their meals to them.

What's the opposite of misandrony? You guys are some misandronists, young. A little bit. You guys hate men. No, absolutely not. Yeah. I do feel like a lot of y'all love for men is rooted in pain, though. Like, why do y'all like to hurt men?

Why don't you want to hurt us yet? I don't want to cause men pain, but I think sometimes I do that to combat them myself from being hurt. If I run shit, I won't be the one who's heart. broken. You know what I'm saying? That's no way to approach life though. You don't walk in a room and think about everybody hurting you. I mean, I mean, you do, that's anxiety, that's PTSD, that trauma. But I think maybe that wall up. I mean, I tried not to live that way, but I see a lot of the things that I do with men is to keep myself from getting hurt, whether it be like, not particularly now because I'm in healthier relationships, but I would even say when the last time I was on

brilliant, like, I would want someone to leave my house instead of sleeping over because I was scared of the emotional attachment. Now I'm able to navigate through those feelings, you know, with maturation, but in the beginning, hell yeah. Like, I didn't know what to do. I wouldn't even want to go on dates if I thought it was someone who wouldn't want to stick around. I'd be like, I don't want to like him too much. Oh, you were scared of getting hurt.

Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. You still fucking big homie? Who? The big dude. The big dude. Which one? Six, seven.

Oh, him? No, we don't date anymore, but, I mean, we're good friends. I even saw him one night. I was in L.A., and he came in a restaurant that I was in. Okay. And I thought of you immediately. I really did. I thought y'all was going to walk in together.

We did. You guys had a lot of time together. We did. That's right. We went out with you, hung out. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, we had a great relationship, but I think it just couldn't get that deeply

romantic because we started as friends and it kind of stayed friendly. Like we-oh. So you can't fucking friend? No, I'm not saying that, but I think you can't grow romantically or deeper. I think you can't get that deep if you're too friendly. I think we were too friendly. I was like, my nigga. I had to be too.

I think it's good you want more. So I don't know. I'm just trying to say, like, I want deeper spiritual connections, deeper. I wanted real romance. And I think him and I were just so homey, homeboy, we just had great sex that, like, we couldn't understand how to navigate it deeper. Like, we just had great sex. So how do you break something like that off with a friend with somebody that you're having

great sex with? Like, how do you break something like that? We were in a thruple. A what? I had a girlfriend. Oh, yeah. She had a whole girlfriend. And they had a girlfriend.

So we had a thruple. And so Javan Sullivan didn't call you off a hotel sketch. Like, God. I don't know. I know. I don't know. But shout out Antoinette's tail. So she and I were dating and him and I were dating.

And it was like, let's do this together. And the three of us were great. And when she broke up with us, him and I realized we weren't as great together. Oh, so she was the glue. It was like a stool. And, you know, they say that about men that are cheating a lot. When the mistress goes, sometimes it ruins the main relationship. And it's like everything falls apart.

But it kind of happened like that. So, I mean, we're all still friends. That's what I think's going to happen with the nets, bro. I think when that's drop will gets together, when Tyree gets there. That's what you called? Thruple. I think when Kyrie gets there, bro, I think that's what's going to happen

and they're going to realize they better off with just James and KD. I really do. No, that's the opposite of the stool. She's saying the stool can only work if there's three legs. Oh, you're right, you're right. Everyone pulls out, right.

It's on balance. Got you. Kyrie has pulled out already. There's a conversation for y'all. I'm like basketball. What? No, I respect Kai Rito. I positively brilliant.

I'll put Kyrie in that. Okay. Well, he also just bought George Floyd's family. That I knew about that too. He's doing a lot off the court. But I want Kyrie to normalize mental health breaks. Mental health breaks should be like sick days.

When you are mentally and emotionally overwhelmed, I should be able to take a day or two off and come back when I'm recharged. I agree. I think he could have normalized that. You can't just disappear and tell mother. Don't tell people why you're not here. I think we're going to see a lot more of that. I don't know if y'all read what they're doing with the NBA.

Of course, they're not in a bubble anymore. but a lot of them like to get their rocks off on the road, they can't have guests in their hotel rooms anymore. Thank God I'm not at home anymore. But they're literally not allowed to have guests in the hotel with them anymore. They're not allowed when they're home. They can only go to and from the gym, and they have to let their teams know when they're doing anything else.

So, like, it's a lot. You just had them in a bubble a couple months ago. The season restarts quicker than normal. They don't get the break they're used to having. And then you throw them in with all of these COVID regulations. And then every week there's games that also being canceled. Because you used to say that when you were dating ball players that they wouldn't have sex with you before

a game. Before the game, but they flew in the city the night before. So we fucked the night before. But what is the day of the game? What? We ain't going to talk about that. Shit. Football, basketball, baseball, baseball? All basketball. Yeah, soccer guys are hot. Baseball players don't speak English.

And football players... They don't speak English. They're he did e ball. I mean, in NFL players, their money is not for long. Yeah. So I just go where... You ever fuck anybody with a ring? What happened? You ever fucking anybody with a ring?

A lot. Like a marriage ring? Who shoes y'all may wear? Or like a championship ring. How many shoes do we wear? No. No, family. Don't do this.

No. I don't know what those are, Andrew. Really? That's that white white. North face. You never seen these before? These are ugs for white men. Isn't this for the house?

That's some fucking air milanias, bro. That's only for, that's only for top ten members of MAGA that get those, bro. No, it's true. Yo, did you see Trump yesterday? Trump said, Melania, Melania, come up here. Trump said Melania, come up here and say the few words, you know. No, he did. No, he did.

No, he did. He knows that bitch. He's divorced. He's like, give it, boy, tell it. Trump, he's a very good president for everybody. Hey, baby, come here, stumble through this speech for a little bit. She's over it. Apparently, she's not even given Mrs. Biden the tour.

She don't know. What she's going to do? What does she know, bitch? She's right. Why does she need a tour? This is where I'm eating. He's named after he knows what it looks like.

This is the room they used to be in all the time. Remember that? You're right. He didn't used to be in there. All this shit is so dumb. I wonder which road she's left, yeah.

Why are you going to put this 2,000-year-old man outside in fucking January? Now, I will say, I thought it was dumb to do the inauguration if you thought it was that much of a threat. And I mean, if they're getting all of these threats

and they feel like it's going to be such violence, like why I even risk that shit? I think they meant violence as far as, like, people in the streets and parades and shit. I'm telling you, all the homies that stormed the Capitol, they basically, they were telling me they're like, yo, we got it out of our system. You know what I mean? The shoes are how I know of your homies.

They're like, we got out our system. We're good. We got our selfies and shit. Nobody tried nothing today. Say what? They're pussy, bro. They are pussy, bro. What's up with this?

No, listen. No stotastic terror. Don't do no stotastic terror. I'm not, I don't even know what that means, bro. Stotastic terror. Stratastic terror is when you say, like you keep saying something, but you act like you don't mean it. So you'd be like, you know, I mean, cookies are dope.

I really, you know, cookies are dope. I like cookies, but I don't want no cookies. But if someone was to bring some cookies, then who would happen? Wait, what's the word? I don't know if I'm pronouncing it right, but it's in the ball. This man got audio book company and he's bringing new words. What's this called? Y'all Pussies ain't going to do shit at the inauguration.

Pussies? It's 1256. What's that called? What's ever terror is that shit? Exciting. That's inciting. That's exciting. But I'm saying they're pussy.

Insiding the pussies to act like they're not pussy. Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right. Y'all are pussies and that's fine. Did you see the guy making a video to Trump? Like, pardon us, man. You told us to come out here.

What the fuck? Oh, it's a rap. Oh, no, no, no, no. It's a rap for y'all. Y'all got to face the judge now. Y'all should have got in on that train earlier. Yeah, like little Wayne. And Cody, I hope, that.

I'm not mad at Wayne. Wait, you're not mad at him? I don't judge people for what they do when they're just trying to survive. Okay. You know what I mean? Because I think it's very easy to say what you wouldn't do in that situation. But Louis-Wain is a multimillionaire. He's got five kids.

He's been in jail before. He's facing 10 years. This is the second gun charge. Like, come on. By the way, he didn't do anything criminal. Yeah. No, it wasn't going to do anything. He did something you don't like.

I'll be honest with you. I don't think we need to judge him for Trump. We need to judge him from the Black Lives Matter. Like, I don't have issues like that. I cannot stand when black people are on that pedestal. Trump just got him out of jail. Oh, right, right. I'm saying.

The other white man saved his life. I mean, if I'm wheezy, I'm like, yo, these white people kind of lit. Every time I fucked up, they just put him on my rescue. But that was his mentality. He said that. His reasoning was when he does his shows and he looks in the crowd, it's mad white people coming to see him. You know what I'm saying? Well, how much are his tickets?

Say what? I'm sure we would see the same about like, Jay. Cole or Kendrick Lamar. You're going to tell me that like these white people that are paying is $350, $400, $500. Like, come on. I'm not mad at the way he sees the world. I don't agree with it. I don't think it's realistic.

But that's his experience. What's Kodak? What's Kodak's experience? Kodak smart too. Listen, all of these guys did what they're supposed to do. You work with the person who's in power to get something done. Yeah. Kodak petitioned to get released by the president of the United States of America to get a pardon.

And it fucking worked. Do you guys believe that they, that he sold those pardons like people are saying? Yeah, he probably did. Wouldn't you? Yeah, get your money, yo. Now that I think about it. I need a little money on the mail. How much did Kodak pay?

Like, how could that really work? We work for airlines. We're going to sell the buddy pass. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. And you got it. You know what I mean? I heard somebody open Rudy Giuliani.

Two million dollars for a pardon. That's 140 pardons, bro. At $2 million dollars a pop, you do the math. I have people offering money for my clubhouse. Same. So like, fuck it. They say the Tiger King dude was kind of pissed that he didn't pardon to him. He's an idiot.

He's an idiot. The Tiger King dude. Only because he counted, he, he counted his fucking chickens before they hatch. He was celebrating a little too soon. He got the limo before. Got the limo hair and makeup, mental health special. What do you mean hair and makeup? He got hair and makeup.

The guy did a whole interview saying, like the hair and makeup is the most important thing for tomorrow with Joe Exotic. Like, nah, brother. That was one of the best Netflix, besides yours, friends. Features I've ever seen. I mean, when the Walmart manager said he had experience to run that campaign, I was like, this is American TV, bro. I never watched it. You never watched Tiger King? It was actually, what?

What made you not attracted to that? There was meth, gays, death, suicide. It was people getting arms ripped off. He was a wild boy, bro, flipping straits. What you mean? Flipping straights, bro. He's gay? Not here.

He was super gay. He was in a thruble. He was gay in the South. flipping straights. I thought he was fucking tigers. No. Maybe. No. Fucking fucking these white boys, bro. So why you want to get out jail? For room and board.

Why does he want to get out jail in? For map. TIGERS in jail, bro. So that's the Thropple. He need the tiger. The tigers one of his employees' arms got ripped off and the first thing he said is, I'll never financially recover from this. I was like, God forbid the Piscop's got blood squirting out of it. He was

perfect. Why is he in prison again? Because he tried to kill his competitor. I think for killing tigers. No, he tried to kill Carol Baskin. Oh, he hired someone to kill this other woman. A competitor of his. Yeah. What another woman?

What was the competition? There wasn't even a competitor. She was a hater, bro. Like, she just doesn't like people to own tigers and, like, breed them. But she owns them. Even though she has a tiger sanctuary, but they're still caged. It's just a larger cage. She's wild, bro.

She killed her husband, fed him to the tiger. Yo, can you watch the shirt, please? No, because it's not worth me watching if he didn't get a pardon. If the show slap like that, he'd me out. Clearly Donald Trump fucks with a millie, bro. Season two. Clearly Trump fucks with Kodak Black, clearly. Tiger King?

Nah. Yo, they got a man on there with no legs. And he says, I bet you think I, you know, that these are gone from stuff. But no. I was in a car accident. It was right, nah. It was unbelievable. The show is incredible.

It was really good. You know, I want to go back to something weasy said about the NBA players. You got to let people have their vices. Oh, see, you just did what you do on the breakfast club. What I do? Mandy, not Weezy. What I said? Weezy.

No, I said Mandy. Yo, y'all. Y'all talking crazy, yo. I said Mandy, yo. You do this all the time. I said Mandy. You're talking crazy. I didn't even notice he said it. I said Mandy, yo. I think you said Weezy, but it's easier to mix up you half honks.

Hold on, Amanda, you were half a honky too? My dad is black. No. Yeah, you just gave that to Allen. No, now we switch it up. My mom is white. You all got to stop this black girl magic shit. Yeah.

You got to kick us out of the black men? You got the apple. I don't know about the cadaver. Y'all definitely got the aviddle, though. You're not going to be this morning that the black effect is 100% black creators. You got him off the black effect, bro. And they fucking my number.

We got 100% black creatives. I didn't know. They're taking the spot of a black creator right there. Not too, no. You got fucked up, son. You see how white people do? You know what I think? You see how white people just sneak in?

Have you ever done an answer after your chest, Mandy? No, I'm there. She's scared, bro. She's about to find out she's white. Right? You said 68. You're white. You shut the fuck up.

I need Mandy to be at least 40. If she's at least over 40% African, we still in business. I'm for sure over 40%. Nah, no. Yeah, you got to be. You got 25%. I could smell the crack. My dad's more than you.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, according to people like Ato's, they would say you're not black. though. They say that Caribbean black people are not black, which I think is ridiculous. Many daddy black. Yeah. No. They say he might got an accident but that motherfucker black. Wait, wait. They say what? They say Caribbean. If you're from

the Caribbean, you're not an African descendant of slaves. How? There was mad slave trade. There were slaves in the Caribbean. I know that. Jamaica is where they I think Jamaica is where they sent the slaves that were fucking shit up too much a year. I'm not sure, but I just know that the African despora had slaves all throughout. Yeah. It's also

diaspora, whatever. But I'm saying, like, I never understand. I don't understand that logic. They say that about Kamala. Oh, Kamala's not black, you know, because she's Jamaican, which makes her old 50s. She's not African-American. She's not African-American. There's a difference with that.

Yeah, you're not African-American. The history in the Caribbean is way different. White-ass. You are African-American. But you're born here. I was born here. Yeah. So what's your first generation?

She's Caribbean-American. She's not African-American. Yeah. Look at us. You're white, bro. You are white. You both white. You're black.

Can you Google this? You don't got to say the whole thing. Cracker ass. That's it. You have another cracker, that's 100%. That's like, oh. That's what you are. I'm a cracker ass cracker.

But your present is black, though. So being that you're present as black, you all right, you all right. Not in like the Rachel Dola's all way, but actually she don't present it's black. Andrew Shaw in person. Andrew said she was white as shit.

Really? Where'd you see her? Airport. Wait, so she didn't even look mixed? She got a braided salon out of her house, bro. She had the braids. and everything like that, but I saw her at the airport, man. Crack an ass.

But no, you have to have, you have to let people have their vices. Like, you're a comedian, right? Yeah. There's things that you need before you do a show. When y'all do y'all live shows, there's things that you need, things you have to do. That's what I'm saying.

No, Mandy got a bottle of teetos. I take shits before the fucking show. I have tea and I take a shit, and then I can get on stage. But see, that's advice. But back in the 80s, 90s, guys used to smoke cigarettes. I read something yesterday that said, my new bowl was literally drunk for every single. game he ever played in his life.

Wow. People have vices. What's yours before the breakfast club? Prayer. I read my daily affirmations. I do my meditation. No, well, maybe they're like a ritual. Well, I mean, I do my, I got to have,

I used to have my protein shake every day, but Taylor was trying to be funny for a whole week, and she knows I can't handle all, whole milk. I need almond milk. She got me whole milk. Did you do it on purpose? She was doing that shit on purpose. Let's go.

Let's go. She was, yo. Let's go. You know what? No, you know what? That's actually not bad because protein shakes, maybe you were trying to lose some weight. You were going to shit it all out. Thanks, Taylor.

You did a good job. No, that should give me bumps and shit, man. Taylor is bad. I like oatmeal, but. I like oatmeal, too. But that's my stuff like green tea. Like, I have small vices. You should see Mandy and I before a show.

Can I get the definition of a vice? Because I thought a vice was something that technically isn't good that you do. He's just using every word possible. A vice is bad? Can I get the definition? What's the definition of vice? It's about to come out, Vice Land. And these is a marrow.

Absolutely. And now we're dead. Sorry, they drop that ball. Immoral? Immoral or wicked behavior? Criminal activities involving prostitution. It's wicked behavior.

Yeah. Okay. Well, yours is a vice thing. Why do people call shit? Why do people call shit vices? Because it's your thing. Because it's your thing that you do that technically is not something that you should be doing, but you enjoy doing it.

Like whenever I want to send someone a bottle of alcohol, I'm like, what's your vice? And they'll tell me. Yeah. It's always bad things Nobody's vice is yoga Or affirmation Is there prayer and affirmation What if you're trying to suck your own dick

Why are you doing yoga? Oh Jesus Christ Come on now Look that up on porn hub That might be a vice It's an awesome video But that's more of the sucking the dick Not the yoga

Dominic Santos by the way is his name Yeah we just talked about sucking your own dick He sucks his own dick Really? Pull it up No No seriously It's an amazing thing we want

It's like Jim nasty. We knew a guy that could do it. But Alex, he's Latina. We saw a guy that could do it. Remember when we were filming, we were filming not guy code, but like remember when we were Gay code? What was we filming where a guy was trying to?

It was like guy code, but we were all sitting on a desk. Remember that shit? Guy court? No, we were at a desk and we were like, it was part of Guy code, but there would be four of us at a desk. It was different groups of four. Oh, when they was doing like the guy cool panel shit. Panel, exactly.

Yeah, yeah. And Matt Broussard, funny comic, was like, yeah, I could suck my own dick. And then we made him, we didn't make him. We asked him. We were like, yo, could you show us how you would do it? Can you meet too yourself? Shout out to my phone. And he bent over and he fucking showed us where he could do it.

He bent over and showed us with that mouth. He really did show us with that mouth. You don't remember it? No. No, you remember this. You would have wanted to say do it. No, no. That was not me.

You did. He was like, yo, puck her up. I don't remember you said that shit. You were like, yo, puck her up, bro. He sucked it? Nah, he just put his face where his genitals would be on his jeans. Get the fuck in. And then we asked him, we were like, yo, like, what is it like?

And he goes, it feels a lot more like sucking a dick than getting a dick sucked. I could see that. I could see that. It's a lot of jawless. Yeah, it's like you'd think it would feel good, but it really just feels like sucking dick. Wow. Yeah, bro. But you would have to know how sucking dick feels.

Well, yeah, because he's sucking a dick. Well, he sucked dick before. His own dick. Oh, so that's something he did on the regular. Well, I imagine he did it once. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, I don't even know if he did it. Right.

I maybe just put that in his mouth. I put those words in his mouth. Do you tell yourself not to come in my face? Say what? Do you tell your own self not to come in my face? Yeah, you got to pull out, just busts in the air, catch it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what's weird?

People think, like, like, Eating your own cum is super gay. Y'all never done that, bro. Like Cracker Jacks or whatever that shit is. Oh, my dad. Yo, let me the ass, bro. Where the fucking bag? Come on,

you never bust in the air and caught it? Jesus Christ. Why would I catch my own comb? Yo, you could have to catch it anyway. Nah, you got to wipe it off your stomach or you could just catch it in mid air. Wipe that shit off like a man, bro. Don't catch it in mid air. Has it ever gotten on your chin or something?

Like, flew on your face on your face? I got hit. Plus that's too many. I got face shot. Face shot to myself. That's too many... Scarred me, dude. That's too fucking...

That's too much work. Yeah, that's work. Jacking off and catching your cum? I wish we like... I wish I had ejaculated like that. Me too. Ejaculate. Shout out the curvy your enthusiasm.

Isn't that what squirting is? Yeah, but it's the different angle because your urethra is not... Like for your dick, when the cum comes out, it could go towards your face. Damn, man, I want to do the goddamn ads right here. This would be a perfect time to break and do ads. Hold on. But Taylor walked out.

Taylor! Come on, producer. I got it. I got it. You got the ass king. You got the ass. Oh, ready? And we go.

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That's my phone Oh my bad Right Just throwing your phone Okay now You got any church announcements Before we continue Oh yeah man

I'm gonna hit the road again Okay Okay Back out there How does that How does no one else Is no one else able to hit the road And you're hitting the road

Because he wearing them shoes I'm going to the crazy states Oh not comedians is back out there Yeah you can be out I seen Duval back on the road Chico Bean back on the road Comedians is out there's plenty Can we expect some more dropping in

I miss dropping in a lot It's coming back. We're going to do the whole thing. So that's excited. That's going to be in March. Okay. So I think, yeah, we just put it up. I think the shows in Salt Lake City, I think they're sold out.

I'm not sure. But you can check. But I think they're all sold out by now. But then we're also going to do Columbus the following weekend as well. I think I'll post a flyer for that today. You're gearing up for that new stand-up special. I'm telling you, Andrew's shows is going to be the biggest stand-up touring comedian. Okay.

Okay. I love it. Remember, remember it was Russell. Peters. Peters. Yeah, yeah. Russell Peters. I don't know if Russell still is.

He was at one point. There was a time where he definitely was... He definitely... He was the guy, like $30 plus million dollars globally. That's going to be... That's going to be Andrew Schultz for sure. I can't wait to see you doing stand-up on TV. Like, I've said it...

Not even because I'm here. You are one of my favorite people to watch live. Seriously. The COVID fucked that up. That was supposed to... He had a special with... Oh, I can't say that. Oh, I can't say that.

Wait, you did say it. I thought we announced it. We announced it. We could bleep it. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, my bed, my bed. You did. Yeah, because if they don't act right, it might go somewhere else.

That part. That part. Now, Netflix was, Netflix, you really showed your range, but, like, I'm ready to watch you just stand and tell jokes. Look, for Netflix, it was a specific thing. It was like, let's tell the truth about some things that happened this year and, like, really make fun of some people who I thought deserved it. You know, they were kind of, like, getting away scot-free, and I really wanted to just,

just roast them. Yeah, but also, like, give people some peace of mind knowing that, like, most of us agree on all these issues. and the media is making us feel these horrible ways and the reality is that we all can kind of agree regardless of sub which out of the aisle you're on. I love stand-up because it's just so absurd. Like I try to justify the worst things. But you get in your bag with Emberra.

Like your best moments are like the ones that we don't know where to come in. And you may not know what coming. Yeah, those are always fun for people. But I like, I definitely love that. Stand-up is absurd. Stand-up is absurd. The idea of one person to think they can go out here

with a microphone and make thousands of people laugh at once. Who the fuck do you think? It makes no sense to me. As I'm walking out to the stage, every time as I'm walking out to the stage, if you notice, especially I'm doing like the ears and shit, I like kind of walk out slowly. Because on my way out, I'm like, this shit makes no sense, bro. I'm going to just talk and y'all, I'm not going to talk and that's going to happen for an hour. A hour.

Maybe that's why you talk to people because you realize how weird it is. Well, I love the conversation. Like, even within my bits, like, I still want to be a. conversation. I don't want this to be like a speech. You know, I want you to know that I'm listening to you even if you're not saying something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's why you're talking back and forth with the crowd a little bit. Yeah. Like to me, it locks me into the bit and it makes it real. Like there'll be something like, there'll be times where I'm like in a bit and I like feel, this is weird to even like say. I don't even, I don't even know people can relate to this.

But like I can feel an audience's attention. I can feel it. No, that's real. It's really. Like I know if I have them on a string And I know if there's like Maybe they're like kind of You know, distant, you know what I mean? And it's like when I have them on a string I'll stretch out those moments of silence As long as I possibly can.

I want it to be like you're almost drowning And then then hit. And then when I don't, I really got to get in there to do it. It's just this weird. Thank God for radio and podcast Because I couldn't live like that. Yeah, it's hard.

We were on tour and we were doing that. Yeah. There wasn't one show where I didn't jump off off that fucking stage. Oh, I saw you. I realized. That is so important. And Mandy and I really got in our groove.

Like, Mandy, I realized is the one who is, like, making this show flow. And even when there's a moment where she's tired of it, she looks at me. And then I go out there and I move. Like, we have learned so much how to control a crowd and, like, really execute what a live show is. That's my most proud moment of anything I've ever done is horrible decisions live. When are you guys going to get back out there and do the live? Man, talk to WME or somebody. CDC.

Got the fast people. Why are you waiting on people, bro? Why are you waiting on people? Because we can't do the white states. They don't fuck with us. Like, right. Facts, we have a block audience. Y'all never did the South?

The South is what? Houston? Florida. Lichita, Miami. All the ones you just said are open. All the ones you just said are open. Don't be real with you? We should be doing Atlanta.

I'm not even going to Atlanta to just be with my friend. I'm going to jump out with a mess. You haven't had corona yet? Yeah, I had COVID. So then what you worried about? Because they said you could get it again and there's a new strain out. I'm listening to them with that shit. And my mom is still battling it two weeks later.

Also, why is I? I'm sorry about that. Oh, shit. 10 days later. Yeah, but that's normal. It's supposed to be 14 days. Yeah, she still has all the symptoms. Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

To be fair, and my sister just has a newborn. What the fuck, Mandy? No, no, she's in Florida. She's in Florida. God, yeah. I didn't know. You didn't say. No, my mom is in Florida.

Calm down. You saw how long it was before he stopped caring about someone else beside himself. You saw that shit in here. Did you see? Literally, it was three, it's like a goldfish's memory. There's just three seconds. Like, oh, that must be rough for you in three, two, two, one. Could I be affected by this in some way, shape, or form?

Charlotte, you ain't shit. Listen. But yeah, so I don't know. Now, we should do Texas, bro. I am looking forward to. Get out there, y'all. Just a little bit of something. Yeah, get a taste.

Listen, as soon as this shit open back up, you know, Black Effect live tours is definitely happening. Oh, see how you're trying to take that shit, bitch? He can't right there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Dang. Get all that money. Get all that money.

Hey, Charlotte. Get all that money. You know what I'm saying? We have partnership. Thank you. Okay. I will say that was the best contract. To know we got our IP,

that was one of the best contracts you had in front of us. I'm teasing, obviously. But like that was the funny shit. I think like I think the Wild and Out guys was trying to go on tour. Do you remember this? Oh, Nick Kahn and was like, Nah, that's a Nick Cannon thing, brother. They couldn't, you put Wolling out in, like, the credits or some shit.

Listen, church announcements. Stay woke, Nick. Make sure y'all pre-order Tamika Mallory's upcoming book, State of Emergency. It'll be out March 11th on Black Privilege Publisher and Shuster. We're actually revealing the cover this Friday. Okay. Yeah, so we're revealing the cover this Friday.

So make sure y'all pre-order Tamika's book. And, yes, the Black Effect. This week, we launched just yesterday. launched Jess Alarious is carefully reckless. Congrats, Jess. Yes. Yes. Congrats. Great clip you posted. Yeah. Well, that's on her.

Well, that's on the producers. Who produces Jess' podcast? Sim, salute to Sim. Sim produces Jess Alarious podcast, but that's out now. We also launched, we talked back this week, which is with my homegirls from South Carolina, AJ. We can't hear you, Taylor. He on the microphone. You're not on the microphone. But, yes. I mean, listen, they got a lot of downloads already. But AJ and Tammy, they're going to be.

They're going to be on Brewery idiots next week, actually. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, of course, horrible decisions. You know what I mean? Charlotte sent a really nice text about our audio listens, and that really made me feel good. I mean, listen, they numbers is through the roof right now. Yeah.

You know, like, horrible decisions is through the roof. Harbor Decisions is the second most listened to podcast. Let's do it. On Blackaway. Oh, y'all thought we was just holes. Huh. So that too. You know what?

No, because you know what? Honestly, I'd be forgetting because our YouTube don't be talking about shit, dog. And I just started putting lip gloss on. I don't know what the fuck going on. Well, things are mostly... I told you, we come in there with graphic teas. That's the problem. They think they're coming to see wars, and we got graphic teas and sweats on.

Yeah. Well, I put a little nipple. We don't dress up for our video. You got to dress up. Can we do a podcast pro tip? I mean, I don't know if it's a pro tip, but this is what I've seen. Okay. Podcasts are multi-platform.

Everything's multi-platform. Absolutely. You know what I'm saying? Even if you look at a show like The Breakfast Club, it's radio, it's YouTube, it's social media, and it's the podcast. Podcasts are audio and the visual, right? But the main thing is the audio. Audio, absolutely. That's what the advertisers spend the money at.

It's with the audio. YouTube is great, you know what I mean? But that's a whole other revenue check for people. But I think nowadays you have people launching podcasts starting with YouTube. I don't know if that's the best idea. I agree. I agree with you. And I think that when you have the video,

component, especially early on, it takes away from the focus in making sure your audio is really good, especially because, again, as a podcast, people are going to listen to you. A lot of people want to perform for a camera. And unfortunately, as an audio listener, that's the only way I listen to podcast is audio. I'm not watching you. So, you know, I guess, yeah, that was a good pro tip. I disagree. But, I was going to say, you have utilized that formula of clips and visual to drive them to the podcast.

The reason why I disagree is because it's hard to find, to discover a podcast on these audio platforms. Is it? I don't believe that at all. I disagree. How do I find Breeder? No, no, no. Discover a new podcast.

For example, like, there are people who will discover brilliant idiots from a clip talking about a subject that's near and dear to them, but they might have no clue who the fuck we are. But they really care about red plastic cups. And we do a funny clip about red plastic cups. And then we put it on YouTube. And they're watching videos and videos about red plastic cups. And all of a sudden these two assholes start talking about red plastic cups.

And they're like, holy shit, these guys are kind of funny. What else they talk about? Oh, you mean like the algorithm? They get fed to algorithm? In their algorithm, they have the opportunity to discover, right? Like a music track. It's going to play you something simpler. But here's the thing.

What I was so big on video, the reason I was so big on video for specifically our podcast in the beginning is also when there's a story that hits. Right? Like, for example, we talked about Takashi on this podcast. The first time you ever talked about was on this podcast. That generated two million views. We don't do two million listens. Yes, we do. Not per episode. Yes, we do. Not per episode. Yes, we do. I know the numbers. Trust me, we don't. A month. A month. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm bugging. You're right. You're right. You're right. So what I'm saying is what that did is that brought us in front of a whole bunch of different eyeballs. And some of them might be able to discover a podcast and then really start to like it and really appreciate it. especially in the beginning. Like in the beginning time, when we would put out clips and there was way less going on a podcast world, literally anything with your name on it

would just go through the roof because people were just so, they needed to devour whatever the fuck you were just saying. It was really amazing to watch. And we got so much growth because there are so many people that knew you but didn't even know you had a podcast. Yeah, but now that happens with me

and stand up and these things. Yeah, but with Flaygrin, y'all grew that with audio. No, that's always video. It's always been video? Always been video from the beginning. Really? But see, Yeah.

And we would, and I'm not to cut you. I do want to hear your point, but like. But isn't Patreon audio or that video? Patreon is both. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. So it's like what we did is, Patreon is a whole different thing. But what I think is having that video component is just the best advertising for your podcast

because there is this YouTube algorithm that's going to push things in your face. There's no algorithm for audio yet. You're never scrolling just a random podcast feed on the internet on your like a podcast app. And they go, I'll try these people. Well, no, on Apple it is. On Apple, like, I don't know how it's behavior because it's so long. Like, a two-hour podcast is too much to digest for the first time not knowing who the hosts are, but five minutes on a clip about a content that you really enjoy.

But Apple will recommend to you podcasts based off what you've listened before. That's what I was going to say. It's such a big barrier of entry, two hours, you know. But it's also people that choose that app for that thing, opposed to YouTube where is that actually where you only listen to a podcast? Or are you watching Andrew Schultz because of stand-up clips or maybe you. found him through another clip and now you're watching a podcast. I feel like the reason Apple does it better is because more like this, people have found us through Joe Rogan.

He had maybe a porn star on once and then horrible decisions was on next. Speaking of that, that's why horrible numbers are through the roof right now. I mean, it's promo and marketing because of Black Effect as well, but the fact that they went on, what was y'all on? Call Me Daddy. Oh, no, we had the X-Call Her Daddy Girl. Y'all was on one of them shows. And then all those.

After that, we brought a white counterpart. The white people were there like. White came over. I had to be Dr. Umar to next week. I was like, listen, this is an African-only podcast. You're lucky in here. We went from 27 white listeners to 29 real quick. Y'all went way up.

I'm just saying having that type of opportunity to have your content advertised for free by YouTube. It's just like, it's just a no-brainer. And also social, having the clips go viral on Twitter and Instagram. Oh, y'all paid to have us on that little featured page. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Well, I know. I'm just saying we never pay, but our clips just will go viral. Happens with Flagrant all the time. We'll be talking about Ellen. And then all of a sudden, people will discover it. But the thing about YouTube also is like, I did Rogan once. I had a TED talk. Right? All of a sudden, there's this synergy between audiences that the algorithm knows about. So I go do Rogan, and my stand-up clips are getting, you know, pop and whatever. All of a sudden, this TED talk I do goes viral. And I think it's over two million right now. But it's because all those listeners of Rogan also

like TED Talks. So YouTube starts going, oh, watch you like this guy? You probably didn't like this guy's TED Talk because you guys like Ted Talk. You did that a while ago, didn't you? Long time ago. It was the second time I went on. I was surprised you didn't even pub that more. It was a good TED Talk.

Yeah, it was fun. No, I loved. I was really cool. I feel like that's the pinnacle of, like, entertainment, like I made it, a TED Talk. That's like the pinnacle of, like, white, uh, I talk for a livingness. Stacy A. You know who got a good TED Talk? Wallow, bro.

Yeah. Wallow got a fire TED Talk. Oh, he's great. I'm not a wallow got a fire Ted talk. Chris, where you at? I want to ask you something. Is he on? You know, talk to us about the audio, video thing real quick.

Give them, give some tips. Well, I mean, I think what Andrew says makes sense. I mean, I think the issue in podcasting is discoverability, right? And I think, you know, YouTube's algorithm is a lot more friendly towards that than iTunes or even probably Spotify. But I think the thing you always have to try to balance that out with is that, and I think you mentioned that earlier, is that an audio listen is worth more than a video view, if that makes sense. If you're comparing it one-to-one, right? And it's not always a one-to-one comparison, but just in terms of something like a CPM, audio is worth more. Now, as more people kind of migrate towards video on the podcasting space, you might see the prices come down and meet somewhere in the.

the middle. But right now, certainly audio listen is worth more. The question is, you know, obviously the community in a place like YouTube is just tremendously bigger than the podcasting space right now. There's more things out there. So it's really, I think, you know, curation and discoverability are just the two issues that everyone's trying to figure out. Yeah, so videos would be for promo and marketing. And audio would be for the dollars. I mean, it's not exactly accurate that they're worth more. Yes, it is. But how?

I have an advertising agency. I have a podcast network. I sell the ad. Right. Come on. Hold, come on. No, show. Show, show.

If I show you, I'm going to give you a peek. But no, I'm going to give you a peek. Oh, hold. Oh, ho. I'm going to give you a peek. All right.

I'm going to give you a peek. Yeah. Because you're my man. And I feel like you should share information and show people what's possible and what's out there. I'm just saying I sell the ads for this podcast and flagrant. And I sell them based on. the YouTube views and the audio views. And they don't get counted differently.

It's a grand total of them both. But I think what he's saying is if it was solely YouTube, right? Even I'm sure you know when you get paid through Google or YouTube, it is different from the CPM. I mean, Chris taught us out. Shout out to Chris, by the way, who put horrible decisions on. Yeah, and I've seen a brilliant idiot. But that CPM was so important when we were getting paid,

and he taught me a lot about that. It is what it is. It's good. It's cool. I'm telling you. But you can merge them for both, opposed to people on YouTube who can't do that. What I would say is this. Technically, in terms of like an advertiser scale, right, in the way that we calculate them, they're the same.

But what Chris is 100% right about is that an audio listen is more valuable in a way because the amount of time an audio person spends on a podcast is longer than video. Yeah, that's what they're paying for. Exactly. Yeah. So I think in that regard, it's more valuable. But monetarily speaking, in terms of like if you get 200,000 views and 200,000. listens, you still charging the company you're advertising on $400,000.

You know what I'm saying that I'm not explaining? An ad read versus a YouTube ad. Let me clarify that. The drop-in ad. I realize, no, that's totally different. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. You're talking about YouTube, I'm talking about

ad read. No, I'm talking about ad reads. The ad reads are the combination of both of those view counts and listen counts together. Right. So you put the ad reads in the videos? Yes, of course. No, I'm saying?

I wonder if that. I wonder if we're cutting our nose off despite our face in that situation. It feels like you're giving away a two for one. No, no, no, no. Trust me. I'm going to give you a peek. I'm going to give you a peek and I'm going to watch that nose get hard.

Just trust me. Yeah, should we get a rule out while you guys are measuring this? I don't really measure anything. I just say, bro. No, it's not. It's our business. Like, we don't compete over here. No, no.

I want, hey, listen, if we can make more money, by all means, let's make more money. Absolutely. All I'm saying is, like, from my understanding of the business, I can only express my understanding of the business. It used to be that they didn't care about the video ads in the early or the video views in the early days. And now, since so many podcasts are watched, right, all of a sudden, those ads count. And they are way more valuable than they used to be. And now they're equivalent in terms of the overall number that we're advertising.

Absolutely. So, like, for example, it's platform-based. What you're saying is true. But there's a move. within podcast in some parts of the podcasting space to not count YouTube. It's all going to shake out one way or the other. But what you're saying right now is 100% correct. And the reality is there are certain podcasts that are just, at the end of the day,

it's like, do your listeners fuck with what you are telling them is good in those ads, right? Like there's a podcast, obviously like the read, right, which has like insane synergy with their fans. Absolutely. And the things that they suggest to their fans, which I. assume they actually believe in really strongly. They're fans by. So it don't matter if it's video or audio.

I know they only do audio. They could say, nah, we want the highest CPM because we know we deliver. There are certain podcasts that do big numbers, but they can't sell a single thing. That's a fact. So their CPM goes down, right? So at the end of the day, it's not just a numbers game. You know, flagrant, we kill it. So we can charge very high-

You guys have good ads for you. Like when we did, and I don't want to say them anymore because they don't pay us, but Chris, you know, when we did a sex toy company and certain sex pills or whatever that's our shit people will stop me in the street like what's the code again man and we told Chris

we were like you need to get them out yeah yeah yeah feminine product companies people love using those codes by the way I use the reeds code too because I fuck with the read before I even went to Squarespace I'm like I googled the reeds codes

when you fuck with a podcast you want them to make money this is good podcast one-on one for anybody out there that's listening but you should be paying what the fuck media for the rest of it is and if you have a podcast you should have a ad but also listening to both of y'all

this also goes to show also with Chris being on, there is still not really a blueprint to how you can do this, which is amazing. You can sit here and be like, nah, I know what I'm talking about because I make money. And you got a network. Like, nah, but I make money. And then Weezy and I have the experience that's also not owning, you know, I mean, we own our ideas. I can tell you how not to make money. Oh, you have to read ads.

You have to have ads on your podcast. I 100% agree. Like, you have to. Like, honestly, I was terrified that joining the Black Effect, we wouldn't have ad reads. I thought that before we understood what the business would be, I thought, you know what? Like, we're going to just basically have to pay to play, like, a luminary type of thing.

And I don't want that. I don't want anybody to ever have to pay for a horrible decision in a place that's not accessible. Or, like, I want to keep growing. I don't want you to stop finding us. And the fact that we could do ad reads, I love it. Especially when our ad reads are fun, like, I say with Bluetooth, I used to say, you know, put your dick in a bitch's mouth and break a tooth with blue chew.

I love that. Jesus Christ. I want people to buy that. You're so violent. You know, this is wild. We choose violence over here. Jesus Christ. And girls are like, yeah, I want that dick in my mouth.

They really worked. But yes, it's an evolving business. It is. And it's so new, man. But it is gravitating more towards video as people are spending more and more time on YouTube. And as podcasts have grown. But that's because people ain't got jobs right now. But it's also because the YouTube space is where podcasts grow.

It's different. I'm just thinking like, I can't think of a new podcast that popped without video. No, that's a lot of them. Like NPR shit, me. A lot. My majority, like the video popping is more rarer than the audio. No, I'm saying. But a new one that got really big that doesn't have video.

No, that's a lot. It's a lot. What's one? I don't think we're in that lane. I think we're watching funny stuff. I think that's why you can speak that way. And I agree. But, I mean, when I'm listening for like NPR, TED Talks, mental health type shit,

I'm not watching those. We're like, like, monster type of podcast. I don't like to listen to a podcast that have energy. Oh, that's a great point. Like, those news ones are bigger than anything. Yeah, the news and the long. Long-form story ones. True crime.

Funny podcasts, I love to see people go back. People like reactions in comedy. But with the other real, like, in-depth conversations and things like that, you don't really need. You know what a huge one was? That shit I heart had called something in Alaska, missing in Alaska or some shit like that. That shit was just audio. That shit was just massive. I would love to watch them.

Yeah, no, 100%. I think their grandfathered in from a time where, like, they are grandfathered. Like, you know, audio, but... Even I look at the numbers that Benny K. Williams does with holding court. Like, she don't have no video, but it's just... I wish they did. I do, too. I want to see...

That's an interesting thing. Like, the news informational pods really succeed without a video component. Talk radio. Yeah. But at the same time, there's... I mean, what you guys do in the morning is talk radio. That's why we're the number one, urban? I hate the word urban podcast.

And I don't watch the record clip. The clips, when, like, you do some funny moments and I can... can hear it. I do like seeing it after, but like I don't want to watch the breakfast club. When you really think about like the rise to fame of the breakfast club, that doesn't happen without YouTube. Audio and video combined. But you also, and there's a celebrity component there. So you also have to add the celebrity component. Listen, yeah, exactly. Because we weren't that initially though. Like literally 10 years ago, we started, we did that from the jump. We started putting videos on YouTube. Yeah, you guys were on top of it. We got every

single interview we've ever done recorded. I did want to watch Monique, though. I was I went straight to YouTube. That was a good one. It was. And I think what happened, I would realize this when I would go overseas, like there's this profound effect that you guys had because you guys became like the one place for hip hop news. Right?

So it's just like if you're a hip hop fan in Sweden, you watch the breakfast. It was religious. We had 10 million downloads a month in the podcast. Oh. And that's the fourth, that's the fourth highest place they listen to us. Right, right, right. Number one is still radio.

Obviously, yeah. Two is YouTube. Three is Instagram, social media clips. I'm just saying like that it was just such a powerful thing. Like to have those interviews and like every single day, people are just going. No, internationally, the breakfast club is like. But internationally, it's YouTube. If you want to become a global fucking enterprise.

And also just having the ability to like share that moment, like the shareability of a clip, you know, that's why Facebook shit goes. And even in a bad way, that's why all these fucking crazy motherfuckers storm the Capitol because it's so easy to share the crazy shit on Facebook. Yeah. You know, Biden's a lot. a lizard chair. Your whole family knows about it. Say what? It's possible.

Jerry's still out on that. They say him and Justin Bieber are lizard. It's like a conspiracy theory about like taking their skin on. It's fucking crazy. It's possible. Yeah, yeah. This is the YouTube rabbit hole I don't bitch. Bitch, I love that shit. I'd be all ready like, hold on people being lizards and shit. Oh, I love it. I'm glad that y'all came

today because this is the second time me and Mandy have spoken in five months. Yeah. I did just. Well, no, it is. Why? Why? It's not. It is. We text each other and we spoke on. on the phone. Oh, okay. I get it. So, okay. Okay. So, well, and I do, and I do want to bring that up because while we're talking about podcast, podcast networks, I am a part and I'm not going to, you know, just, you can say it. Okay. Well, yeah, I'm not a hate it. I did the same to him because y'all still,

y'all got to talk. But I'm on another network right now and I'm with two, two new co-hosts that aren't a name of the network. Oh, I'm on the Joe Butter Network. I see the thing is my two co-hosts. Alex beat that later. I wanted before. No, but I wanted to talk about it because as far as also a lot of podcasters aspired to be a part of a network. And so they expected pretty much for like a report card. And I'm like, listen, we have to look at it.

I come from a corporate background where I can't go to the CEO and say, hey, how do you think I'm doing? And I think they expected that from Joe. I think a little bit. And when people see us with you, I think they just think that we talk all the time. We have dinner because we're a part of the Black Effect. And I'm like, no, I don't have access to just be like, hey, Charlemagne, can you tell me how we're doing?

What's our numbers? What am I doing? And you know what I mean? So I think a lot of people... Why do you say you don't have that access? Why do you feel like that? But I also just feel like because of the busy person and CEO that this man is for me to call him and ask for a report card on how we're doing his horrible decisions. No, we see how many people are in those threats with I are.

I would be more than... I would be more than you. You said number two. I know. I hit you all. I hit y'all up a couple weeks ago and told you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just don't think it's accessible.

And for me, also just to be respectful of what you're building with the Black Effect, you drop, you are dropping shows almost on a weekly basis. So a part of me is almost selfish to feel like I can just hit up a network head. I get it. And be in that way. I don't know. That was my take on it. So when I say it, it wasn't even in slight, but it was just like, I'm not doing that with Charlotte.

I don't hit up Joe like, hey, can I get a report card? Like, you have to be, whether you aspire to be on a network or whether you're new to a network, you have to care first about the product you're putting out, the content you're putting out. And if you're giving 110 percent, fuck a report card. Well, I think the other thing is Charlemagne didn't make horrible decisions. It's not the birth of his network. He acquired it because it's a bomb show. That's right. And Charlemagne has put us on to mad shit because of how good our show is.

And I don't want you to, like, be checking in with us all the time. I love that IHeart does. We got a schedule call next week. But I feel bad now because I'd be calling you for nothing. Who says you can't? I mean, like, you know what's happening right now? Just nothing. What is this?

What's going on? Tell them, Mandy. Okay, I mean, it's not anything. So basically, there was a meeting that we had for, on my other network on air. And they wanted. See, the thing is. Yes, but they wanted my co-host live and. What's wrong with that?

Nothing. Why can't we mention the show? Let's talk about the show. I'm mentioning the show. See the thing is. Cross. But I bring it up to say we had a meeting on air on mic. I think it's funny, by the way.

I see your guys clips on Instagram. Thank you. I think it's funny. We need help. I learned this the hard way. I'm shocked because YouTube not popping, though. You know, for as many listens as we get on audio, I be shocked too. It's like 15 to 20 something.

We get like 10, 15, 20,000. And y'all cross-promote on the audio, y'all tell people to go to the YouTube page. We don't really be doing that too. No, we don't be doing it. But you know what it is, no bullshit. After four years of just talking. Yeah, that's a start. I forget.

People would be in a YouTube like, y'all bitches need to put makeup on. I started wearing makeup. Like, all right, I guess that's why we here today. Wow. You know, I mean, we got it. It's learning. It's a new thing. Also, you need a nice visual.

I don't know. I agree. Like your guy's visual was, well, now you're set up that you guys have the studio. But the, what is it called? What was it? What was the old? The horror life? No, no, no.

Engine room. Like engine room. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, you got to build a set. I was part of the reason why. Which is why I don't ever went over. No, Mandy and I are about to build our step, especially for, I mean. You have to.

If someone's going to be watching for two hours, it's got to look nice. Like, flagrant is super detailed. You're right. But our listeners deserve that. A hundred thousand dollar robot in the fucking studio. We didn't say all that, Netflix. Christ. With your rich ass.

Pick up the numbers you dropping, bro. Pick up the numbers you drop. Different out of here, bro. I got my camera on Kiff on. I got to say whatever I want. Hey. You know what I mean? Listen, the moral of the story is,

um, I'm all. I'm always talent first. You know what I'm saying? Regardless of what I'm CEO and I don't care if it's the black privilege book published and imprint with Simon & Schuster. I don't care if it's the company me and Kev got with Audible. I don't care if it's the Blackfeck Podcast Network. I'm always talent first.

So that's it. You can't reach out. Okay. I'm always talented. So that's it. But that's like the easiest thing to switch. And then you do a clip channel as well. Notice we got clip channels.

We just added a clip channel to ours. And that's your promo. I should call it a clit channel, yo. Yo, come on. Marketing, yo. That's it. Keep the brand going on. See, now this is why y'all need to talk more than once.

No, shit. We need to talk more than one. No, I'm thinking. No, and I mean, to be fair, we did talk shit over the summer. We were talking a lot right before we joined Black. I mean, you were on all the meeting calls. Thank you for that. Yeah, absolutely.

And, I mean, I was shocked about that. Like, but again, I guess, again, it's probably just thinking corporate. I'm not going to the CEO to ask him for a report card. And so, you know, even me sharing that, Joe was like, all can talk to me. y'all can call me. You're telling me I can call you. I can talk to you. So I appreciate that. But I'm going to tell you to call dolly as soon as you call me. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, dolly, no, no, Dolly is the president of the Black Effect Network.

And by some things, she just knows right off the bat more than me. You know what I mean? That's all. That's all. It's just funny that like you feel so, you may be insecure about inconveniencing one of the guys that, you know, are your bosses, but you. And this might know, we partners. And this might. No, we partners. And it's my homey. Yeah, I don't like the boss word. Okay. You know, your partner, but you feel zero insecurity about pegging a guy.

That is a great fucking point. You are a fascinating woman, you know. That's a great fucking point. But in all seriousness, I just want to see you guys get the most views that you possibly can't get. And I'm not saying that information. I truly do not want to come at as condescending or any of that kind of shit. It's not at all. There's just rules to this shit.

And obviously those rules change a little bit. And as they change, we try to adapt with them. And I try to share that with as many people as I possibly can. I want everybody to win. I'm not in competition with nobody. I want everybody to win. I genuinely, truly want everybody to win. I genuinely disagree with the last statement you made.

What's the last statement? There are some people that I do not want to win. Amen. I'll be honest. But Joe is not one of those people. If he wins, if he doesn't, I don't really give a fuck. It's not up to us. It's also not my world.

That's right. It would be stupid to like not care, to like really care about someone's success in a world that you're not even in. You even don't care about the success of any other comedians. The stuff that you and Alex do is. No, that's not true. No, but you can't.

I agree. You really can't. Oh, I want them to be successful. You got to be like this. Tom of vision. Yes. Like,

imagine if you were saying Bolt was running and he was looking to the left or the right to see him. You can't do that. You got to just go. Yeah. And when you get the way you're going, once you cross that finish line, then you look back, you're like, oh, I'm already over here. I don't know. I think it's different.

There are certain people that when they fail, it feels very good. Nah, today was a great day for me for Trump. Yeah, that's right. Be honest, be honest. I love watching to get on a helicopter. Not to you. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. There are certain people that you don't enjoy when they take a L? Not an L.

Really? I like seeing people get what they deserve. I hate the way he talks. The way he talks. You don't hate the way he talks. The way he talks, I hate. The way he talks, I hate. What do you mean?

Nobody ever said no more than this guy. You could tell Charlotte, you could be like, like, yo, you got Timberlands on. He'd be like, nah, technically need their construction booth. You know what kind of answer that was? That was a very joke button. Let me get my way out of that answer. That's what the fuck is. No, I really don't like to see people like lose, but I do like to see people get what they deserve good or bad.

If you're treating me like shit. That's it. If you treated me like shit, especially when you didn't have to, you know, if you just did it for your own fucked up ego, for your own ego. And I know I'm, I know I'm gonna pass you. Yeah.

I know that. So I'm trying to treat you in the most cordial way possible because I know where I'm going. Yeah. And there'd be no reason for me to beef with you because I know it's eventually is going to be beyond you.

Right. So I have no reason. But if you treat me like shit, when you really don't have to, I do not feel bad if anything happens. It's hard to have that energy when you're doing well. Which is why I can understand why you're speaking that way.

Like, the better I do in life, the more I feel good about everybody else is right. And I'd be knowing when I hear certain people talk, you know, I can sense pain. You know what I mean? I can sense trauma. I know when people have a lot of unheeled issues that they haven't dealt with. So I don't take shit personally. Y'all go reshipped ones. Woke to me, man.

Because I don't know. Like, if I don't like you, I don't care about your pain, your trauma. You know what I mean? It's like, figure it out. I just said that on the podcast. She did. I just said that. If I don't fuck with you, I don't fuck with you and I don't care about how you feel

how I make you feel nothing. All your pain and trauma. All that shit. Oh, I thought you were talking about with the breakup thing. I'm just saying I can understand when certain people say certain things that I know it's not about me. That's all. That's all.

That's all it is. We all do. Because when you take shit personal, then it hits you in an emotional way and it causes like old triggers the research. and now you mad and now you're looking for revenge and now you're not focused on what the fuck you should be doing. You've done a lot of therapy and when you elevate in that way like I don't vibrate on low frequencies.

And it took a long time to get to that point where I felt elevated like when bitches even talk about me or people are saying mean things to me and I could just not give a fuck. That's a real like you level up. Hell yeah. But you know I left the Bronx. Sorry. When you just said you felt like you couldn't read.

You from the Bronx and Florida? Don't do you. Bro, Mandy. Don't do. Mandy was making money and would not leave the Bronx. I didn't get it. You know the craziest people in America

come from the Bronx and all the Florida? That's what I hear. Jesus. But I'm not crazy. I promise. Nah, man, do you definitely. Look at your shirt.

It's just a boo to ho. That's what I tell me right before I peg him. It's okay. It's just your booed a whole. Holy shit. Mandy is so fucking wild, bro. No, I'm not though. When we were doing an episode, I forget what it was.

I think it was. This shit was the funniest thing ever. Blue pool happened. Oh my God. Annie said to my face, we don't have to be living. We're talking about something. Birth control.

There's birth control. She said, honestly, I don't really believe in science like that. I said, what? She goes, I don't believe in science. Like, I go like the whole thing of science. Wait, you're telling about the airplane. She sound like a Trump supporter to me.

No, no, no. That smuggers. That's MAGA is... Fuck! That's MAGA as well. I almost pissed myself when you told that fucking... Yo, what is she... Wait, what was she saying about grabbing?

How could you not believe in science? Andrew goes, how do you think airplanes are made? Yeah, and then what did she say? Blueprints. Valid. I had an answer. She got a point. She got a point.

I was like, well, what do you feel about the plants and shit? And she was just like, I'm skeptical. A planet? Yeah. Mandy, we're on one. Mandy, we're on. What do you think about? We're on a planet.

Now, one of them is a star. It is. Mandy be whaling about science. It's so bad. So what's up? What up? We're not going to do this. Not as fun.

Thank you guys if you think you're an idiot. If you think you're... I'm just saying. You don't believe in planets, Mandy? No, I believe in planets. This is Neil de Grass Pegson right here. No. It's just that, of course, I don't know.

I feel like it's what we should just take us fact and not question. So I feel like it's fed to us and we're just not supposed to question it, which is why I question. Which one? But we're on a planet. Yeah. I didn't say we weren't. Wild girl, y'all. But is it around?

No, bro. I'm not going to look. I have a business together. Don't do this to me right now. So I did it. So when you go to the beach and you look all the way over. Cut this out. Alex.

It's funny shit out. Mandy, stop. We got a flat earther right here. We got a flat earther. We got a flat earther. Go ahead. When you go to Rockaway? You are two YouTube videos away from storming the capital.

This is going to be on the Clint list. No, no, we didn't. We done. If you think you're brilliant, maybe. When you go to the ocean. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. Oh, let's get some good ones. Yeah, let's do some asking idiots.

Ask that one about about science. I'm going to be out with you. I don't know if the herb is flat or not. Huh? See, I'm just fucking with you. I would believe Joe Biden is a lizard more than I were with the earth. Two flat earthers in the room is time to go.

Right. Y'all sitting here laughing at me about what shape the goddamn planet is and y'all talking about people as lizards and shit and that's cool. Yo, but real talk, though, parts of the world are flat. Okay. Yeah, I don't know what we're doing like this. Parts are flat. Right?

It's like. Someone in the comment. Help me. Parts of the world are flags. Parts of the world go up, parts go down. I like drums, bro. That's how I like my plan. It's, all right?

What? No flats. Drums, bro. You don't like flas? I was a sophisticated joke to get right there. You needed a fucking be a music major at our university. I'm talking about chicken. Talk about chicken.

I thought it was some drumline joke right here. Only black people have to do drums and flats. The white man. The cracker came out. This is a lot. about chicken. Shit, I don't know. It's chicken.

It's the good part and the not good part. You got any dick questions in this? He said, that's why we're here. It's all right. Oh, I do like a nice little crackers. Yo, crackers are so far with some cheese on it. Oh, you know, that's my favorite meal. Yes, it is.

You fucking honky? I thought you other fucking white guys anymore. I'm not. It's just a wild time. I haven't had pink dick in, what, almost two years? Really? That's a lie, yo. How?

I don't know. I just felt like something. All right, what question we got, Taylor? You want me to go through our whole mail? Let me see who we got. People be fucking their sisters and shit on us. Stop thinking horrible decisions is all freaky. Yeah, we can, we have a range here.

We have a range. Come on, let's see. Come on, Taylor, give us one. Okay. So, D. Hill underscore Fip, you either have to watch a man being wife or fiancé or your wife has to watch a man being your witch one. Say that again now. All right.

He's not speaking probably English. Sorry, okay. I'm need you to prove these, Taylor. Rob Stratamus 777, would y'all rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or fight one horse-sized duck? Come on, come on, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, come on. Taylor, Taylor, come on, Taylor. He was just really hyping you up.

Taylor. Like, I need Taylor. And this is what Taylor is giving us? That was disrespectful to me. I felt disrespectful. I'm looking up our shit. I fuck them little horse-sized ducks up, though. I tell you that much.

Horse-sized. But them shit will be strong because they're horses. Duck-sized horses. Oh. One duck-sized horse are 100. Oh, yeah. You just stomp them all out, dude. Squish them.

Yeah, but they're big, though. No, they're duck-sized. But they, like, horse meat is lean and tough. You can squash that horse. Oh, or a horse-sized. You're lily, then you answer it already. That's why I'm like, do you want me to pull up one of these? I got a-

Pull up one of yours. All right, this is home. I love listening to y'all. It's been about three years. I was recently having the best sex of my life. We've been dating for three months, and he brings out a side of me sexually that I didn't know I had. I literally had a seizure on the dick. What?

Yes. So, she says, his best friend is also his roommate. And if they haven't fucked already, I know that if they did, they'd love it. They both identify us straight, but the energy is there. His friend is really fine, and I'm heavily fantasizing about an MMF threesome. How do I go about this? What is MMF? Male, male, female.

The same thing you posted, Jess Hilarius just talked about. I don't know if I should go and leave it in my daydream, but plot twist, his best friend is dating my little sister. And she could never find out. Do I leave it alone? Do I wait until maybe his friend and my sister break up? Do I tell my man? I feel like it's so chaotic, but I also think it'd be great to watch my man's best friend suck his dick.

Please help me sort this toxic fantasy. Well, first of all, I got to think, MMF is male, male fantasy? Male, male, female. Okay, is that the politically correct way of saying getting a train ran on you? No, no, we ain't going to do this. We're not doing this. I'm old school. If there's three people, it's a threesome.

A train is when you're waiting to get fucked. Like, they're coming in. It's like a circle. A train is a caboose. Like there's a part of one after the other. You might get a spit rose. You might have one here. That ain't a train.

So it's got to be more for two than to be a train. Yeah. Or one guy has to fuck you leave and the other one comes right after. That's the train definition. Like, y'all aren't involved in it together. She's not sucking dick while she's getting fucked because that's not a train. That's a threesome. Yeah.

Got you. Got you. Got you. Now, why if the dick is so good and she's enjoying it and having Cesar's on it, would she want his roommate to fuck? Same as a threesome. You can have great pussy and one another pussy in it to make the pussy more fun. I'm just glad I'm married because y'all are greedy nowadays, bro.

That just sounds like greedy. Sex is getting weird, greedy, bro. Sex is just getting weird. Well, don't you know what it is for you? I think we need to stop it. I think we need to pump the brakes. I think you're already pumping the brakes at three minutes for him. I think everybody needs to get back.

You know what I mean? We just need to bring it back. We need to bring it back. Start at the beginning. Some nice retro missionary. You know what I'm saying? Keep it simple. Real tough.

We'll see Mandy's advice because she's had a fantasy about brothers or was it father and son? Father and son. You want to fuck the ball family? No, I would like that. Come on, you. You have to fucking truth right now, Mandy. Mandy, have you fucked the ball? Don't do that.

I'm just saying, print. What happened last year? What happened last year? What happened last year? He don't even play in L.A. no more. Oh, okay. Longo? I'm being messy.

I don't know. She'd be a messy. No. Don't make your eye like that. I don't know that man. I don't know that man. I don't know that man if you want. That would be amazing, yo.

What would? A bunch of black entrepreneurs fucking each other? You, Lanzo, Lebar. That'd be incredible, though. They're not entrepreneurs. They're athletes. No, they are entrepreneurs. Yeah.

Big ball of brand. They got a shoot. What about everyone on the Black Effect Network just start fucking. How about that? Who can I'm married? I'm married. I'm married. Do you like it?

Let me go through. Well, Justin's gay. What are you going to say to stop? Do we have an Instagram page, Charlemagne? Let me see him about top here. Stop, bro. Hey, bro. What are you going to say?

I'm married. And then you were going to say something. Black men don't cheat. No, it wasn't. And GZZ on the Black Effect Network. Yes, a lot of Black Effect Network. He married. Okay.

Matt Barnes, Stephen Jackson. Debbie Brown is so hot, but she's spiritual. Oh, yeah. Hold on for a three champs. Glasses Malone. I love glasses. You have some Gangsta Chronicles.

Come on. Keep dropping all the black effect Pots. Let's go. All right. So some of those dudes you want a father and son. It was just, it's a fantasy that's never happened. No, I thought about that though. What?

Wait, you thought about a mother and daughter? Yes, mother and daughter. Thank you. Why are you? Jesus Christ. These guys, man. These guys are amazing. Hey, no.

It's like, you thought about Michael Thompson and Clay Thompson. No. I thought about a mom and the daughter. You would. Fuck the light skin looking motherfucker. Especially when you would. Yo, you would. Especially when it's a mother that's like 40, 41 and the daughter's like 24 and 25.

Who's a celebrity mom dot? Oh, Lisa and Zoe? Who the fuck is that? Lisa Bonnet Zoe Kravitz. Nah, I never thought about that. Okay, well, I have. Hold on. So, you want to have sex with a mother and child.

No, I said I thought about it. Yeah, it's a thought. It's like step-lom porn. Like that, is that you're saying? You got these, you got these, you got these. That is the most disrespectful thing to do to a guy. You got these mother-daughter unions that are like, more like big sister, younger sister. You know what I mean?

Like Bernice Burgos type? Yeah. That makes sense. I never thought, I mean, I never thought about that one. But yeah, in that realm. But still, like, that dude, the mother's ex-husband can never say anything to you ever. because you fucked his whole family. You are diabolical, bro.

Andrew is cooking out one for two. He was thinking hard. You got a thinking of a joke face and you had it on. If somebody fuck about a whole family, bro, I got to move. Don't ever call me step nothing, bro. I fuck the whole family. I am daddy.

Oh, my God. I am the daddy. Don't ever call me step-nothing. Oh, your pops. That is terrified. Your pop is disrespectful. I'm sorry. Pops is this respectful.

Do you guys think twins are weird? Because I do. What do you mean? Twins are weird. Like when people want to fuck twins? I wanted to fuck twins too. I brought that up to a twin I was dating. How did she take that?

I had a girlfriend who had a twin sister. Like identical? Identical. I was like, yo, so have y'all ever done? You know what I mean? I was like, yo, y'all. You talk to your teeth? Yeah, yeah.

I was like that. Ha! Ha, ha. And one more. A while more. A while more. Right. A while more.

So you can make it been like you are seriously asking. Exactly. I was like, yo, y'all. And. That's the most fuck point about. You know, you know me. I just talking crazy. You're crazy.

I'm crazy. I'm crazy. I'm crazy. I'm crazy. But what did you do it? Ah! What they look like? But answer, though.

But answer, though. And then she was like, and my girl looks at me with her girl there and goes, Are you asking me if I fucked my sister? And I was like, Ah! You're a wild girl. You're crazy.

You're crazy. She's talking crazy. And then she. She literally goes to me. She goes, that's, that's incest. And then my reaction was like, for y'all. Not for your boy. You know what I'm saying?

This is so sick. This is WPS. Boy is out here with a thruple. Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus. Oh, man. But for real, though, like if you fuck twins. Oh, God.

Would you not... That shit is mad redundant. How far would you want to go? That's redundant. Like, because when twins do porn, it's only legal on porn hub if they're like separated, like it's like back and forth. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean?

They're not allowed to post videos with incest. They're not allowed to hook up with each other. Incest. That shit is illegal. Really? Yeah. But what would you want the twins to do? How do you mean, really?

I didn't know that was illegal. What if they're not fucking each other? What if they, what if it's like two guys and a girl or two girls and a guy and they're not touching each other? they just fucking as one individual. That's how hypocritical is this? Uh-oh. Twins can't even share a nut, but they're here because they shared a nut.

Yeah, that's politically incorrect. That's crazy. We need to, we need to, that's not yet worried up. The only reason they're there is shared a nut. Your mind is so different. You're just going to stop sharing nuts? It's politically incorrect. That's the most natural thing to do.

You know what else is cruel and unusual punishment? What's that? Look at this, Siamese twins. Oh, no. Oh, man. No, I'm serious. You can't say that's interesting. You know what I was thinking, you know the two girls that share a head on TLC?

Yeah, so you got to be like, can I get some heads? Can I get some heads? What those mouths do, though? That's fucked up, man. Simi's twins are out here getting accused of incest and they have no choice. That's wrong as fuck, right? No, but it doesn't count of you of one pussy. Like the girls, I don't know why I went like this when I said they shared heads, but they do on me

with one pussy? Yeah, one plus. Look up the girls from TLC. So they said when they talk about finding a partner, they'll talk about one guy. Yeah. Because they have, they share a body. They just have two heads on the body. That's too much.

I'm too indecisive for that. You know what I'm talking about, right? To see if you could pull it up. I don't want to see, yeah, I don't want to see that. What do you mean? What do you mean? You want to see it, bro. I think one of them's a lesbian too.

Yeah. So she just got a, she's got a stare at pubic hair while her sister's blowing a guy. TLC. Think about that. Abby and Brittany. Look at that. Yeah, they have one body. But they got two full heads.

They're teachers, too. I looked them up recently. Nah, no, that's disrespectful. Did they name them Abby and Brittany on person, like A&B? Do you think they pay them two salaries? That's... Would you pay them two different salaries, Charlemagne, if they were on the Black Effect? Or one?

Yo, Mandy. That's a good question. No, no, it's two voices. It's two voices. How are you going to spend it all? Because they would have to shake... You're going to spend it on. Y'all are going to have to buy the same shit regardless.

That's a great question, yo. Come on, bro. No, it's important. No, just shut up. Do they have one social security number? That's a great. Let me question. That's a good ass.

If they have one social security number, one salary. No, you're right. That's a good. You got two social security numbers, two salaries. I mean, they have two names, so I would assume they go by two different people. Damn, bro. Damn, y'all got deep. You can't.

I'm sure. They both passed. their driver's license exams, taking the test twice. They both got two separate teaching licenses, but they are only paid one salary because, as one of them told BBC, we're doing the job of one person. Wow. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Salute to Abby and Brittany. Yeah. Jesus Christ. We can't hear you, Taylor. You're not on the mic. I think they said when they tried to put them apart, it was too risky, so they didn't do that.

And I think they share one, like. No, no, no, no. Weezy. Weesee, oh, that was a dumb thing. Weese said to me, we're making fun of her. No. For being in Mexico. Yep.

Right? She was in Mexico, right? She was in Mexico. He said you went to Mexico to be with the whites. I said no. She goes, I, that's not true. I stayed in a Mexican neighborhood. I said, Weezy, they're all Mexican neighborhoods.

They're not. There's white people. There's fucking Mexico. Weezy. There's neighborhoods in Paloam. Oh, my mama, bro. Where Mexicans do not live. There's luxury buildings where Mexicans.

It's called colonization, gentry. So how are you going to tell me that was stupid, but you told me I went to Mexico and be white people. Yo, you're stupid, bro. Holy shit. You wanted to split these girls in half. You wanted to separate them in half. How the fuck are you going to do that?

What you mean me? He said he could do heart surgery. How are you going to split that girl in half, Paige? Oh, man. We need Donald Trump to pardon them, bro. From what? What? What?

I'm not talking shit. I'm just, saying. Yeah, you don't have no kids yet, bro. You need to relax. Why? Your kids don't come out matching like that outfit you got on. They're going to be a set. All right. You better relax. You know why? You got that you got that premium nut. You're going to name them Kiff. And then they're going to be like, now Kiff. You wear it up. You better not, bro. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's why you can't even call a baby ugly without kids. You can think it, but you just can't say it.

He's got a nice light skin baby right now. Don't do that. That's years of bullying light skin people. Oh my God. Yes. He got a little red bone right now. Honestly, and his baby, their baby looks like a doll. Really?

So adorable. Nice little red bone baby. Oh, my God. And that's all on Carla. All on Carla. Lightskin wax. A light skin wax. Really?

Is it boy or girl? A boy. I don't even think he got female cum. Like if somebody says to me They're like You predict what percentage of waxes come My boys I'd be like 99

I don't think there's one girl Come swimming around in there at all Well congrats right Yeah salute the waxman caller All right He got a little young M.A. Come maybe Oh my God

Dude I don't know I don't know if he got girlie That's what the baby says when it cries. Y'all's toxic. This guy is so toxic, bro. This is a very plagiar episode. It's a very plagiar.

Listen, Mandy and Weezy, anything you all want to say before we get up out of here? No, y'all make sure y'all check us out every Monday. That's horrible decisions. Type in horror wherever you listen to your favorite podcast and we'll pop up. Again, we also do have merch. We have more dropping in February. So that's at whorehide. A little black sex lens.

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We have. Yo, our live episodes are wild. Yeah. Titty is coming out of. And we have about 100 bonus episodes over there. But not only that, if you're single, you need your dick suck. All the whores are ready. They're in our Patreon.

Yeah, they link up and fly each other out and have sex. There's not one asshole army dude that came single to our show that didn't get fucked. Yeah. Because, like, they're horny when they leave. This is a hell of a marketing. This is a great. I mean, that is amazing. That's a really good pitch.

I'm a married man and I want it in just now. I thought about it for a second. You do have to type it all in. That's patreon.com backslash horrible decisions because it is an 18 plus platform. We'll post like porn that we like watching, not our own. But there's just, it's a really good community in there. So make sure y'all. Follow us on all social platforms at horrible pod on Twitter and at horrible underscore decisions on Instagram.

And I'm your girl, Mandy B, full core pumps. Y'all know what it is. I was going to say, if you got a pod, Alex, why don't you do the spiel? Alex is just me sick. Yeah, go ahead. No, Al, you be quiet as fuck. No, no, Drew claims I ain't got to do nothing. Y'all, if y'all need a podcast studio and you're a new motherfucker in York City, it's in Soho because she went to the white.

Oh, you know, I did, honey. I wanted a black business up in Soho. we have a full-scale podcast studio, photography, studio. We have amazing cameras. Why do you say there's no black business in Soho? There's those guys selling the purses on the street. Yo,

they write up front if that's your vibe. Bruh. They finally started recognizing me out. Alex and I were walking down the street with huge fucking equipment. They were like, you want bag? You want my bag? I mean,

it was so fucked up. What black guys talk like that? That's Asian. That's Aijon. But horrible decisions. You can check me out on for facts. for some easy listening to. We just do random facts on there.

It's a lot of fun. You ain't even tell them the website for the podcast. I'm waiting for Alex to talk. WTFmedia studios.com. Alex really wasn't going to do this? This is why we have a partner. Oh, fuck you. This is crazy.

She's not needed, bro. No. She's not needed, bro. I'm starting to see that. I really want to let Alex get in his bag. What does she do? What did she do? Wow, Weezy.

Don't let them do you like that. What does she do? She would have to check up. Marketing. You're trying to get him to do the promo. I want Alex to do it. I was doing 15 different things over there. Taylor fell asleep 20 minutes ago.

I was doing all Taylor shit too. It is WTFmedia studios.com. You can book studio time, photography sessions, consults with Alex or myself. Alex can teach you how to set up your pod from home if you're remote, how to make the clips that he makes for flagrant. Not anymore because he's too busy. But yeah, if you do one with me, we can go through your segments, figure out your podcast idea. or even if you're at a plateau, I can help you try to grow it

with all of the gems that I have. Man, I'm proud of y'all, you. Thanks. I remember when y'all had corporate jobs and y'all was just doing the podcast as a hobby. Now it's a full-fledged business. And we're growing. Alex, I remember when you quit your job and, you know,

went to jail. You know what I mean? Now you're directing Netflix specials. You all opened up a studio. That is what entrepreneurship is all about, man. That's an amazing thing. Salute. We need to salute all to have black entrepreneurs

out there. Oh, God, man. Yo, for real, half-black business is booming. Let's go! Oh, it's 68%. Okay. If Barack can be our first black president, y'all can be black-owned businesses.

Okay? That's a good-ass point. Barack really paved the way for you honkies to do whatever. He really paved away for you half-a-honkies. Thank you, Barack. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant.

You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think with just a couple idiots who don't know shit. You're right to. That's right. It's the brilliant news podcast. Thank you for listening. Bye guys.

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