The Brilliant Idiots - To The East

Episode Date: January 14, 2021

This week the Brilliant Idiots are back in the studio! This episode we talk about the insurrection at the Capital, Trump being silenced on social media, the cost of free speech, the viral video of the white confessing his love for black women, Andrew shares his thoughts about legalizing marijuana in New York, and more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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What a fucking idiot. This is the portion of the show where we say things that we saw this week that are positively brilliant things that made us say, what a fucking idiot. Um, what did you think, bro? Um, Taylor's boyfriend. I'm gonna have to say he's an idiot. Who?

The reason I'm, I'm, uh, I'm, Taylor, our, first of all, no, no, no, no, no, we're not about to start it off like that. T. Diddy. T. Diddy. T. Diddy. Hampton alumni. We call her Tiddy. What are you? I'm a Temple alumni, but I went to Hampton for a year. So that's why we call her Tiddy, because, you know, P. Diddy said he went to Halib, he didn't really graduate. She went to Temple. I graduated from Temple. I graduated from Temple.

The moral of the story is, um, she's been talking so disrespectfully about her boyfriend. As a fellow king. No, I have a nine. King, I have to tell that King, how disrespectful tale has been two things that she said in the past five minutes. One, she'll do the busted challenge if she fucking walked to. No, I did not. Stop. That's what she said. She did say that.

I said, don't want to disrespect my boyfriend. That's what you said at first. You almost said husband just now. That's right. And at first, that's what she did say at first. And then she was like, fuck that. I'm my own woman, independent. Yada yada.

All that shit. And then she turned around and said she wanted to ride Tyler to create his face. No. I said I, not Tyler the creator, gross. Um, because isn't he gay. Anyway, he wouldn't want me to. I don't know. But I said Tyler Leppie and I said I would.

Tyler Leppie. Tyler Leapie is from, um, P Valley. Yes. Me and Tyler did a movie together back in the day called Ringside. It was a TV one classic. Mm. Okay. Um, yes, done directed by Russ Park.

Why is he an idiot? Huh? Why is he idiot? Who? My boyfriend. Your boyfriend is an idiot because you would never talk like that in front of him. And that's why I'm saying this on the podcast because I want to see if you're going to keep that same energy.

Is the same energy kept? You were talking reckless. You were talking reckless. You were talking reckless. It's the same energy kept. You were talking super reckless. She was. You're not what.

You top five most disrespectful people on the planet. That's right. You Davies. You Davies. Why is Davey's disrespectful? I mean, he said top five. He's top five. He's top five.

One of the most disrespectful people on the planet. Don't disrespect him, bro. Don't ever say he fell off while he's eating chicken. He's a cat. While eating thighs. He looks like a cat. Yo, Dave, if you're watching this, Taylor, you're a legend.

No, no, no. Dave, if you're watching this, you're a legend. Don't ever let them talk shit. Taylor, say what you just said. Taylor, say what you just said. He looks like a cat. All right, Dave, I want you to watch this video and roast this motherfucker right. Don't let her ass.

Come back to them. Poetic justice. Why does I have to be? She's testing you. Why does that have to be disrespect? He doesn't like a cat to me. He's top five most disrespectful people. You're coming at the top five most disrespectful people king right there.

That's right. Come on, get a bucket of fucking chicken, Dave, and go to work on this girl, bro. Okay, that was disrespectful to say that. Also, if you don't know the context of what we're talking about, it sounds super racist, what I just said. Yo, get a bucket of chicken and go to work on it. You can't tell black people get buckets of chicken. That's not allowed.

But in the video, he's eating chicken, and he is going in on a person who said he fell off on, I guess he was on Instagram live. We can insert that. Oh, my God, that's just too funny. You said I fell off. Your mom fell off my dick. What did you talk about? You know what?

You know what I said? A movie. If I fell off... That's how I'm coming out right here. If I fell off... Your mom fell off my dick. How about that? You know I'm top five

disrespectful niggers on Earth. What is you saying? Your mother fell off. Your mother fell off. Your mother, your mom's is riding me and fell off. If I fell off, your mom's was riding. You know, he was busting your mom's ass and she fell off. If I fell off, so your mom's got her ride together.

You know? I don't think Dave has even, like, piqued yet because Dave has such a future. Now, you got to keep the same energy, too, now. I will. Listen, I'm a businessman. He said, he's a bad at the day. You know what I'm saying? I'm a businessman.

and I watch things and I see what things could be. I said Dave could be huge in Hollywood because he's a heartthrob. What did you really say? No, what did you say? What did you really say? What did you say when you walk out the room and then you felt it so much in your body

you had to come back into the room and they tell me. Well, let me rephrase. Yeah, please, rephrase. I knew. Stop holding his hips. No, no, no, no. Why are you holding it? I knew.

I knew I was in the company of, my my Caucasian friend. Right. So you could have a little white boy farm. I could say what I said and knew y'all would totally understand it. I said Dave would have a future, such a great future in Hollywood because he's gorgeous. Gorgeous. That's Hollywood talk.

You came back and you said, let's be honest. I didn't say that. You said this. You said, let's be honest. I didn't say that. And then you took off your. What? Hold on.

Yo. Oh, no. Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Taylor don't give a fuck about her boyfriend today.

You said. Damn. No, I'm not trying to say I would. No. First of all, cats look their own ass. So if you think the man looks like a cat, he don't need your help doing that. Number one.

Number two, you're disrespectful as fuck. You want to ride Tyler Pooley. What's the name? Tyler? Leppy. What's Tyler's name? Leppy? You want to ride Tyler Leppie's face.

You don't give a fuck. If you're a fuck, if you're a guy, boyfriend wants you to do the Bustor challenge, you'll do it if you want to. That did not say that's not the same. You're going to eat Dave. Yo, you're wilding it. They didn't braises tight, bro. Embrades is tight. Brayers fucking with your brain. You'll loosen up your brain. I hate you. But no, Dave absolutely

positively has a major future in Hollywood if he focuses on that. All right. But then say what you said afterwards when I wasn't all in, I thought I was like, I think he's fine looking out and think he's like the most gorgeous guy ever seen. But then what you say? I said, you were like, women love him. Nah, there's another thing. What else I say?

You said, yeah, have you seen his body, you don't. You know what I'm saying. Come on, bro. He said that turn. You was a fast, you was a fast young boy, bro. Heavy wild. That ain't happened. Davies makes you fast, bro.

Hey, Wallylelley's makes you want to put on a baby fat jacket, bro. With the fur on the hood? I'm pregnant, Dave. I'm pregnant. That is a pregnant jacket, though. That is definitely a pregnant jacket. If you seen a girl, that is, yo, any girl on the East Coast that had the baby fat jacket with the fur on. Knocked up.

If they was in the Bronx, Washington Heights, Hall of America. Knocked up. 16. 17. Pregnant. That shit could hold a baby. You don't even know. That's what I call it baby fat.

That's what they call it baby. It's the jacket that comes up with the baby. That's what it is. When you don't want your parents to know that you're pregnant, you throw in the baby fat. 100%. Also, if it's May, you're still wearing that baby fat. Whoa. Hey, fast young girl, bro.

What did you say? Fast young girl, bro, with a lip cloth. But salute to Dave. Dave A just need to get on it and get him in Hollywood even more than he already is. I thought Tyra signed him as a matter already. He did? I thought so. I know he was in the Hulu, Wu-Tang TV show.

I think he's in the upcoming Eddie Hung movie, Boogie. Listen, he's got a future in Hollywood. That's all I know. I don't know what that dude's talking about. What he needed to do? He used to be on one of those chef shows or whatever like that, like where you judge the food.

I just want to see him eat the food and then trash the people. You really love the fact he was eating that chicken. Bro, the way he was eating that chicken. Because he was effolus. Yeah, he was eating the chicken and roasting and like, your mom fill off my dick. And then eating a little cartilage.

You know what I mean? Like, it was nothing for him at all. It was amazing. He was doing it effortless. And the crazy part is he really might be fucking your mom. That's the wild shit. Oh, that felt pointed. What?

You felt like you were talking about my mom right there, bro. I'm just saying a lot of y'all kids me on Instagram and y'all be disrespectful and y'all disrespecting people that's really fucking your mom, especially if the person you're disrespecting is over 40. Dave's not over 40, but I'm just saying. Y'all be trying to come back people with that dude might have fucked your mom in high school, bro.

He really might have, come on. And that's a hell of a diss to tell somebody like, yo, you know your mom gave me head in high school. Head is crazy. If I found out, if there was some old man on Facebook that messaged me, it was like, yo, your mom used to give me a head in high school. No, your mom, no, your mom gave me head in your grandma's house in high school.

That's a little too much, dude. That's a double, double. You don't need that daily double. That's crazy, bro. And the fact is, most of our moms were given head. Let's be honest. Every, come on, guys. No, no, guys.

All of our moms was given head back in the day, bro. That's a fact. Yo, there's not a woman in your life, your grandma, your mama. Your grandmoms was given mad head. Yes. Why do you think that? Wait, wait. Why do you think, so you think your mom was a hoe back?

No, no, no, no. You are crazy, yo. I don't think she's a hoe. You're saying mad head, like as it is. She probably sucked a couple dicks. By the way, you only need to suck two. Listen, you know what I mean? You only need to do something twice for it to be mad.

You know what I'm saying? Suck two dicks, get mad head. That's not mad head. You think about being the two basketball games. I said, I said, I said, mad time. Mad time, I'm saying. Mad dick sounds crazy. You've been to the Bahamas.

I'm going to say the Bahamas. That's the way people talk. You do something more than one. You don't did it. That's how we found out on Flagrant. That's how Taylor likes a brag. Really? She just asked you a question about her life, but you don't even know it's about her life.

What did you ask me? This is what? Yo, we're talking about, I'm going to Aruba. She's like, oh, yeah, do you ever stay at the villa? Mads specific. It was like, you ever stay at the villa by the Hilton property on the left with the view of the beach? Instead of just saying, I've been to Aruba too. And then you got to go, nah, I didn't.

Oh, well, let me tell you about the villa. The villa is fire, yo. That's how she doesn't. Oh, that mercy. Listen, you don't think your mom Gave head Angel I didn't say that

She only gave head to my father You know, you never be getting happy Like this girl's a devil right You'd be like this the sweetest angel on the Hey boy Holding on to an angel's wince Yeah Yeah

The halo The halo Put your drink on the halo You're sitting your stomach Does the Halo go down with her or does the halo stay where? Your angel head is wow. The best, bro. The best, bro.

You bust that shit go right through the back of her head, dog. She's like a ghost. All you got to bring Jesus into this, man. Lord have mercy, man. We're just talking about angels. Oh, my God. But no, listen, the moral of the story is every woman in your life is, uh, has, has done that. Yes, man.

Your women had a life, the women in your life had a life. It's crazy to think about it. There's nothing that you're doing to a woman now that your mom, your grandma, your sister's, aunts, whoever has not done to a man at that point. I have a question about that. Because I was watching Insecure the episode when Issa gave head to the guy, whatever, right? Issa gave head on that show? I don't remember that.

And she got hitting the eye and she was like, why would you do that? You know, it was she going to hit the eye with the bust? I don't remember that episode. Well, the guys she was doing it before. or she was a bus, like he nutted in her eye by accident. Like, you put his ancestors on her eye? That's crazy, bro. You just saw the episode.

Yo, that's a busset challenge. We got to get that one going. That would be lit. But back in high school, were girls against Givenhead? Like black girls, for instance. Were they against Kevin Head? I never had that experience. That was always the rumor.

And that is why, you know, a lot of black guys, you know, experimented with white women because they would always say, oh, white women are more freaky than black women. I've never had that experience. Women are just, women are freaky across the boy. I don't even call it freaky. There's nothing I've done with a white woman

that I haven't done with a black woman. While I was in high school, the white girls weren't fucking, but they were sucking dick. And the black girls weren't sucking dick, but they were fucking. And then the Catholic school girls were doing anal.

Anal. But that was because they weren't, so they were still being a virginia. Wow. The Catholic school girls, alleged, this is like, obviously, you know, the rumors and everything going around.

I wouldn't know nothing about it. But, yeah, but that was that was the scenario. And like, head was seeming like really intimate. Like all the black chicks would thought that that was like a super. You saved that for someone you really care about. Where the white girls were like, oh, no, sex. It's only something you really care about. But you know, head is.

It's so right because there was a period where you felt like you couldn't do certain things with your actual girl. Like, I would do that with my girl. You do that with a slut. You know what I mean? Which is stupid. Yeah. This is a soprano app.

Remember? No. You remember when Tony was talking about, like, you got to get head from your guma, whatever, your side check because, like, you can't do that with your wife. She kisses your kids with that mouth. Oh, my God. Or something like that's ridiculous. Is it, though?

That's the most foolish logic. Like, I feel like it should be the opposite. You're not everything with someone. Like, just if you're dating them and something. Not everything. Like you kiss every girl that you mess with. Why do women do it? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, but this is weird.

Women act like, listen, by the way, as a woman and as a man, once you go, go to 10, it's no dialing it back. Like once you go in the bedroom, everything you do in the bedroom, you're going to do in the bedroom with said person. Yes, but she also said you kiss every person you hook up with. I'm asking. Are you implying that there are some people that like, they don't even kiss them? They just come over and then they just start giving head.

Never in the history of life. That's crazy. Like, I love kissing. That's an intimate. That's intimacy, bro. I am. I'm a cancer. I'm a cancer.

I'm a cancer. Shut up, man. He started trying to wash his hand. I'm trying to wash off my pound, bro. He tried to wash off my pound after I said that one thing, bro. This guy can crazy, man. You know, look to him eating that chicken, bro. What's wrong with this guy.

We've got to name this podcast to the east, my brother. Jesus Christ. But no, when you get in the bedroom, if you're used to doing certain things, you're going to always do those certain things with whoever it is. Yes. Yes, as long as they're with it. That's not true. What?

We've never gone back with Phel. I don't give head to every guy. Not, but they wouldn't want it. Excuse me. They would want it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Of course they do. The same reason how they will want sex, too,

and I just have them give me head and bye. Can you ask you a personal question? Whoa, whoa, whoa, why you got to be so tough? She's your Philly, man. You know, she's from Philly. Barely from Philly, she was one. She was a married and ass. Yes.

She wanted to act like she wasn't one nut in the eye away from a baby, Oh, my God do that. I was not. Did you hear this? This is beautiful. I want you all to play this audio because I think this is incredible. I think this is amazing. Did you hear this?

What is this one? This white man praising black women. He says he does not date white women. These things always go viral. It's all tap dancing ass whites. We need it, man. It's good. A lot of people have been DMing me and asking me why I prefer black women.

Let's break it down. If you see my account, you'll know the stuff I like to talk about. A lot of sociology. In my experience, I have better conversations. about that with black women. That's because it affects them. It doesn't affect white women as much. They don't think about it. 90% of the time I see somebody really talking spicy on this app saying something I really agree with, it is a black woman. Also, black women don't have an issue with my friends. To have multiple white girls be like, why do you hang out with so many black people? That's because

black people don't ask me dumb questions like that. Also, I was a criminal for a long time. I think a lot of white girls are like drug dealers because it's cool. They don't really care about you. This is just like a game for them. White women will let yourself destruct. Told a lot of my friends that they didn't listen to me and that's exactly what happened. Black women seem to genuinely care and want me to do better. Also, this is a little newscaster voice. It is exclusively for a job interviews, court, and talking to girls when they're mad at me. So I don't feel that comfortable around white people.

I feel like black people laugh with me and white people laugh at me. This is amazing for race relations in America. I think that this is necessary. Did he say that he can date black women because he used to be a criminal? No, I don't know what he said. I don't know what he was trying to say right there. said white women like drug dealers. And that black women probably understand more, which is kind of...

I didn't understand that part. I really didn't. I didn't. These guys, every once in a while, some white guy with a southern accent says something about how amazing black chicks are. And then it always goes viral. And we make like the big deal about it. We need that.

We had this morning on Breakfast Club, we had people call in if you're a white man who loves black women. If you're a white woman who loves black guys, we need that for race relations in America. It is great for the game. It's amazing. It's incredible. You just need people who smash everybody. You don't need this hierarchy.

If there's a hierarchy, it implies that there's something wrong with the other. And that we don't like that. This is good coming from you. It's an over correction, if you will. This is good coming from you because you've experienced it all. I've experienced it all, baby. From New York, you've been with black, you've been with white, you've been with Spanish. You know what I'm saying?

Some Aijon's in there? You gave a few hundred dollars to a couple of Spanish women in the Bronx. You didn't have to buy them a baby fat jacket, right? I might have. So you don't have a preference? I don't have any. My preference is honestly, like, who I connect with, bro. Energy.

Energy, bro. As long as they're white, it's energy, bro. Yeah, I'm not. No, no, seriously. No, it's just who you fucking connect with. Is who's chill, man. Yeah. I think, yeah, I just see this happening a lot.

And maybe it's, like, easier coming from my perspective. Like, I'm sure that there's a reverse version of this. Like, I'm sure there's, like, some black. that's like really understanding of like conservative politics and then all these like white people who are conservative go like finally. Yeah, they post them. Oh, you know, a black guy who gets it.

You know, but as like white, do you look at this and like, bro, no one cares who you fuck. Like you look at it and you say stop. You say stop pandering. Yeah, it's like you want to pat on the back because you fuck hot girls. Like you're not cool because you, if the black chicks are hot and we look at them,

like, whoa, they're hot and they're like interesting, intelligent. You're not like fucking. breaking down race relations by having sex with beautiful, intelligent women. That's what everybody wants to do. Well, listen, man, I think you're cool. Whoever you are, I don't know your name.

I think keep it up to good work, buddy. See how not cool he thinks you are? He don't even know your name, bro. We only feel like that is because black people are looked upon as like other, and not even other, just like they downplay us a lot. So when we see someone lift us up, it's like, oh, my God plays us. Nah, that is. That is part of it, yo.

Yeah. Like, we get excited when someone's prison. No, I just like, and I like race relations. I think that is good to see a white person, you know, saying that about black people. Listen, if it was a black guy saying that about white women, come on, bro. Exactly. What would you think?

What would you think? Come on, bro. Come on, bro. Come on, bro. I'd be like, go, I didn't make a little Obama king. Nah, bro. Black Twitter would storm that motherfucker like it was the capital. Let's have a look at it.

Maybe at that guy's house breaking that. Windows. Come on. Some black guy out there, like, I just get along better with white women.

I don't know what his name was. I thought he was positivity brand. Shost thinks you're a fucking idiot. But hey. What did I used to call those guys? It was a white, uh,

that was, I forgot. A white walker? No, no, no, I remember it was me, you and Duval.

We were at like the MTV Awards. I was like, nah, that's just like white tap dancing. There's another term for that. White coooning. White cooing. It was a white cooing.

Wooning. Wooning. That's wounding right there. That's wounding, bro. I see y'all. I see you. Hey, but do you, bro? I guess we got a fucking thought he had to make a whole press release.

Listen, I respect it. He got four million views on Shade Room and a bunch of black women in his DMs. Listen. That's what he's doing. I give that up to you. I give that up to you. That's why it's brilliant. Yo, he got a bunch of sisters in his DM right now.

He's booktale Juneteenth. Jubert, I guess we got to talk about what happened at the Capitol. right? Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Because we got,

we was getting the news in real time last week. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean,

I just personally honestly think that if there's not any real consequences and repercussions to what happened last week, America and democracy

as we know it is really, really headed for a bad place. I'm going to Super Bowl. If they could break into the Capitol and nothing happens to them, I'm going to Super Bowl.

I mean, listen, let me ask you this. I'm watching the Super Bowl. Serious question. You're not going to watch the Super Bowl if you could. If now you break into shit and nothing happens to you? Yes, absolutely. Let me ask you a question.

If that was... Don't do that at any of my shows, though. Them tickets are over. If that was really Al-Qaeda. Yeah. Right? Our ISIS, right? How fast would that country have gotten bombed if they did some shit like that?

If they have oil, immediately. If they don't have oil... Next day, yeah. Ain't no votes. If they have oil. If they had no oil, then... Nah, bro. Okay, let's say if they didn't have oil, guess what?

Every single one of them would have got executed on the spot. There's not a country. If you do any research, any country where there's been an attempted coup and the coup has failed, these people get killed on the spot. I'm talking about lined up. Blat shot. Yeah. That was treason. Yeah, yeah, it was.

Those were terrorists. That is the most unpatriotic shit that you can do. Yeah. You can't claim to be American and do that. Not to mention, every single member of Congress was in there. And by the way, this ain't a Democrat thing. This ain't a Republican thing. This is, if you live in this country, is that really what you want?

Yeah. Yeah, I'd be totally fine. Like, when the lady got shot, I was cool with it. She earned it. Yeah, she earned it. She earned it? Listen, we can't sit here and act like some things are not earned. She earned that.

And a lot of people don't understand this also, like, because it sounds crazy to say that. When the lady got shot, that was okay. the security guard just died prior. And they're all communicating with each other, I'm sure, on walkie-talkies. And the dude was like, yo, they just yank Frank, who was a Trump supporter, by the way. They stomped out a Trump supporter who was a security guard. Oh, that was the cop they beat, the one Sean King posting? Wow.

I don't know if Sean King posted. He blocked me. Even though he says on an interview, yo, just talk to me. Shultz, it is what it is. He did? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got his black voice down, bro. That's one of the best black voices I've ever seen.

And like, you know how like comedians can do black voices? That guy's black boys is good. Oh my God. Super good, bro. I didn't know Frank was a Trump supporter. Maybe they should let people wear their maga attire at these fucking places. Saved his life. He would have saved his life.

He gets his ass be like, I'm letting y'all in. Why you think that the doors are open? But they beat his ass. They killed him. So if you're one of the dudes to just found out your homeboy just got killed and stomped out outside and then somebody's trying to come through the window. Yeah. And there's three of you and there's thousands again.

I'm bucking. It goes back to what we was talking about just now. It's like if you, if you want to. your walkie-talkies all of the shit's happening you don't know what's going on somebody hits you and say Frank just got killed and they doing this over here you don't heard two things yo mad people getting killed in the capital right now so your mind is already on some old now we got to take these motherfuckers out bro is we were talking on on

flager it's call of duty from now on call the duty the second the second somebody gets killed on your team and I have a gun we're living today bro they came I'm going back haul they came with gallows I don't know what that means galos the shit A white person wouldn't know what a gallo is. A gallo is what they hang people from. I thought you just hang them from some high shit. Well, they call it a gallo. Why is it called a gallo?

Is that the right pronunciation? You know, I can't pronounce shit. I don't know. Well, maybe I don't. Gallo? Yeah, it's a gallo. They brought some shit to hang people from? Yes, they had this shit outside and they were screaming hang Mike Pence.

Hank Pence deserves to be hung. So it's like, yo, imagine if they would have ran into one of these mother. Yo, can you imagine if that? Do y'all really think they would have done shit like that? Yes. Okay, so there's two things. One, they attacked the black girl. Imagine if they saw AOC, bro.

Yeah, yeah, it's fucked up. Come on. Imagine if they saw Omar. Come on. Nancy Pelosi, because they probably didn't know all the members of Congress. But they started people they know. They know Chuck Schumer's office. Nancy Pelosi, the squad.

Man, you know how bad that could have been, bro? And I don't give a fuck how you feel about any of those people. It's still America. No, I'm down with like, you got to take care of. I thought the punishment for treason was. Death. But apparently we looked it up yesterday. The high treason, the punishment is death. There are different levels of treason. So high treason. I guess high treason is maybe when you're out there like using acts of violence on those people or like attempting to go whatever. I think other people that are like, hey, okay, I guess we're all running into the Capitol, but their goal was not to blow shit up. You know what I'm saying? I'm sorry. There's sons of people at marches that are at the march, but they're not blowing things up. Man, they had they had the little zip ties to tie people up. You guys. Gallo. Some people had weapons. You got military gear. I don't know what the fuck you're here to do. Yeah. You ain't got no business in the goddamn capital. Storming the capital. Of course. You

don't have any business. I guess what I'm trying to say is like, are we going to execute all the people that were there, like, every single one? Can we show some discrepancy between the people who, like, were trying to harm people's lives and the people who are protesting for something they believed in, even though we believe that is stupid. That's not a protest, though. I mean, listen, Donald Trump said himself, you said it's six months ago during the summer when the Black Black Lives Matter rally was happening. He signed a lot of it. He signed a that executive order, the statues and monuments act. And he was like, you should get a mandatory 10 year minimum if you disrespect a statue,

disrespect a monument, or do some damage to a federal building. Yeah, put them in jail, 10 years. I'm all about that. I'm with that. I'm with that. But the people who killed that cop, got to go. Like in a real way. Because if you don't make an example of a lot of them, what does it, what does another country

thinking right now? But also, cop killers always get death penalty, right? I think that's a mandatory death penalty. If the state has it. It's much harsher treatment. If you do anything to a cop or any kind of law enforcement, you get, if the state has it, death penalty. And if not, it's like life or something like that.

You should. Absolutely. You can't do that shit. What is another country thinking right now? Who cares? Lines don't consider. No, but the reason you got to make examples is because you got to scare the next person from doing that.

You got to scare the next motherfucker's here in this country. No. Pull up. All right. Pull up. Because the next people would have pull up coming in there with them. Dams. For real, for real.

We make the things and sell it to them. We have the things. America can never get that cocky because honestly, what happened last week... What we were worried about? France? No, but that could have been a 9-11 level... Some French guys coming in to storm the capital. Listen, that could have been a 9-11 level tragedy. And I tell you why.

I think about Emmanuel A&E Church and Charleston Sock in line. I salute to the 843. I think about how one guy went in there with a 9-millimeter and took off 9 people. Yep. Five or six people get to that Senate floor. Everybody in the Senate is old. by the way. Yeah.

But I was the guys going there with them nine millimeters. They could have took out every single lawmaker in America. Yep. And then what happens? I don't even know what the fuck happens after something like that happens. Who becomes president? Probably gets some shit done. You mean, shut up, man.

That's what would probably happen. I just told all these old people bicker in front like they hate each other. And then reality behind closed doors, they're sharing chicken. No, that is. I mean, listen, that could be true. That is true. But I'm just saying, like, that shit could have been very, very, very, very bad.

You have to make examples, yo. I think the takeaway from this should really be the immediate action that happened. Like obviously all these people involved should be punished. It's despicable behavior. It's stupid. They're fucking idiots. But I think the takeaway from this should also be the immediate action that followed, right? So you saw Big Tech all of a sudden wipe these people off the planet, right?

They took away all their accounts, et cetera. all these people that they profited off of for the last four years, Donald Trump, including all these people that they let organize, all these people that they let share their data and information, all these people that they made billions of dollars off of them. And then the last moment, right when Donald is out of office, they come in and they're going, we'll be the heroes.

We can't let hate on our platform. We can't, motherfucker y'all made billions of dollars in a second you can't make any more money off of it. Then you clip them. Fuck y'all. Eat a dick. And the reason I say eat a dick, man, is because I feel the same way about them.

corny, bro. I feel the same way about them as I do about Betsy DeVos and all these people that are resigning. It's like, yo, you know, don't do that to Trump now. You know how they treating Trump? You wrote the wave. They treat Trump like Alonzo in training day. When Alonzo was the

man, and when he was in power, he ran shit. Soon as somebody, soon as Hoyt flipped on him and shot him in the ass, they left them to fin for himself. The hyenas is a scar. Now let's see if the Russians finished Trump off the way the Russians finished off Lonzo and train tape.

Yo, maybe. I'm just saying. Like, don't do that now. Like, to me, that's weak. Very weak. It's pussy. And you got to look at all their character when they do that shit. I don't, by the way, I don't think it's an attack on freedom of speech, though. Well, let's have that first. I want to have that conversation as well. But I do want to talk about the big tech thing, which is kind of interesting.

Okay. Because, like, I think that the only thing that billionaires are afraid of is insurrection. Right? because as long as there's not, as long as there's not like insurrection, there can be unrest, but as long as there's not insurrection, their money's safe.

But if you actually have a government get toppled, all of a sudden, all that money in those banks that they got there, that could vanish immediately. It's not like they got Scrooge McDuck or whatever the fuck, like a big old vault with the money that you could swim in.

That's in the bank. Some stocks, boom. So they can't have insurrection. So I don't find it coincidental at all that the second there is a realistic insurrection in a country the next day,

all these people who have been pushing the insurrection get wiped off of the internet. And if you don't think a few phone calls have been made like, oh, okay, okay, that's enough. You fucking with our money now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We gotta quiet this down.

I think the problem with America, especially because of social media, we don't take things as serious as they should. Everything looks like a reality show. So, you know, when you see people say things like, oh, Donald Trump should stay on social media because he's entertaining. Bro, it's not a movie, though.

And I think last week showed us that. Like this ain't no fucking movie. Like it's not a game. Like we have to start taking the rhetoric that people say and the things that people do seriously. Everything can't just be another headline. That's how I feel about the capital shit, to be honest. I feel like motherfuckers just moved on from that shit.

Like, bro, we just watched an attempted coup in America, some shit that we would never think we would see. I didn't even pay attention to it, to be honest. See what I'm saying? I was watching Your Honor. See what I'm saying? Good show. Really good show.

But we, but nobody. But everybody's like that. Nobody realizes the impact of things until it hits them in their back yard. Like, when I was in South Carolina during 9-11, I didn't realize the impact of 9-11. I remember sleeping in my bed

and my grandmother, God bless the dead, open the door and said, yo, you got to see what's going on in the world. And I got up and I looked and it didn't hit me like I'm sure it hit you Shultz. You know what I'm saying? Because you're here. You know what I mean?

Your brother was in school? Like, wasn't you in school? One of y'all was in school, right? Both of us. Both of them. He was right next to it, but yeah. It didn't hit me like that. I'm not, I wasn't standing on Wall Street watching people jump.

Now, when I moved to New York, now all of a sudden, and you drive down, I'm like, man, I can't even imagine that shit happening. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I can't imagine all these people out of the street running, debris everywhere, yada, yada, yada. That's how we are with everything. Yeah, out of sight out of mind. Now, that shit is fucked up.

We got to, we can't be this desensitized. We can't be this detached of what's going on. But what is that, you know, what's the reason for that? Social media. Yeah. Everything looks like a reality show. Everything looks like a game. Like we don't even know if shit is real or not.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like you'll see some shit happening and some shit will happen around somebody's album or somebody's movie and you'd be like, oh, that's a publicity stunt. Yeah. Or some shit like last week, even the capital shit last week, they were like, that's the, what they call the shit like Sandy Hook? What's the shit? False flag. I'm like, people died.

False flag means like, well, people die at false flags. But false flags is like a government. organized event to galvanize support for something. So, like, a lot of times you could make the argument that this is the perfect false flag for the Democrats and Republicans. Like, if I was a Democrat or Republican, once they stormed the Capitol and no senators got hurt, but the entire world watched it happen and the sentiment was like, this is ridiculous, I am rejoicing.

I'm like, yo, this is the best case in error for what we want. All these Republicans have been sucking Trump's dick. A lot of them, well, they're all fucking pussies. but a lot of them don't want to, but they know that their voters love Trump. So they're like, I'll lose my voters if I go against him. So I got to suck this guy's dick. When in reality, I don't fuck with him.

That's a good point you just made too, because, you know, now the reason I think a lot of them are bailing is because it's like, they never fuck with him. Not only that, but do they really love Trump, bro? We just lost the Oval Office and the Senate. Right, right, right. In Georgia, in a historically red state. They're like, is he really the guy, y'all?

Well, as long as he wasn't, listen, he got 75 million people to vote for him. So I think a lot of these Republicans were like, yo, if we say anything against this guy, we could lose our spots. We're terrified. So they were held hostage by Trump and they were too pussy to give any pushback. And anybody who did give pushback, he went at their fucking necks, right? So do you think that they were getting paid to? People were getting paid to? No, not necessarily paid.

I guess what I'm trying to say is like sometimes things happen organically and sometimes things are staged, right? And the U.S. government has staged things to get us into war. That's a fact. The Gulf of Tonkin. The weapons of mass destruction that weren't there. Weapons of mass destruction. There were mass destruction. They were in Iraq.

I mean, to get us into the Spanish-American war, like they said that there was this a bomb. We were attacked when in reality a bomb went off. There was probably us that, you know, set it off. I mean, people even, whatever, we don't have to get into conspiracy. That's not conspiracy. That is fact, right? And the reason is because in order for you to take a huge action, like, say, wiping off all

these people's Instagram accounts and Twitter accounts, you need support of the country. If the country is not backing you, you can't do it. something like that. But most of us were like, all right, this is getting too far. Shut down this Q&A shit. Shut down all that other shit. Too late though. You're literally four years too late. Like people say it's never too late to do the right thing. Yeah, it is. It is too late. Yeah, it is. But what it did is it made it difficult for them to communicate in order for them to do these like widespread acts of protests. They need easy communication platforms. And it's so easy to do it on Twitter, on Facebook, on this other stuff. Now they're forced to use these other

these other apps, like one is called, I think, Telegraph or something like that. Never heard of it. Telegraph, right? So, like, there's a couple of them, and they're, like, forced to use those apps to talk to each other, and they're a little bit more clunky. They're not used to this kind of weight.

And a lot of these people are too stupid to even go find something like Telegraph, so they can't organize as effectively, which is safer. You don't want hundreds of thousands of people being able to organize and being galvanized behind one thing. Is Telegraph one of those apps that people think they're communicating in secret? because people send me that type of shit all the time they're like, yo, you need to get on this. I can't even remember the name of these shit.

I'm like, do y'all really think they're not monitoring this shit? The easiest way to monitor somebody is to build the app to tell people this is an app that nobody can see you on. So now all you stupid motherfuckers get on it and think y'all having these secret conversations. We're watching this shit the whole time. I don't believe, though, that

I don't believe this is a threat to freedom of speech. And the only reason I don't believe this is a threat to freedom of speech because I told you all this shit a million times. Speech ain't free, bro. There's a cost to everything that comes out of your mouth, especially when you're saying it on a platform that ain't yours. You know what I'm saying? These are privately owned companies,

Instagram, Twitter, Facebook. If they don't like some shit that we're doing it's saying, they got rules and guidelines, terms and conditions. I don't know if y'all have ever read them, but they get violated every day on social media. You're lucky that they haven't been taking us down more. Shit, they've been fucking with me. Really?

I might have to follow, I might have to unfollow little Duvall because I think he's making us out of here. Yo, because they got Duval out of here, right? What is the up with this? I don't know, man. And when I talk to my dude at Instagram, he said he didn't know. Because, you know, they put him back up a couple times and they said, they was like, yo, I don't know why they keep.

Now they took down his second page. They took down his second page. They've been doing that to me, too. They took down two posts to mine recently. They took down the post. I posted the guy hitting the dude in the face, the guy that kept calling the N-word. And the dude that hit him with the soda or whatever.

Yeah. They took that down and then reached out, Facebook reached out to I-heart. Instagram took it down in there, Facebook reached out to eye-heart and asked me to delete the video. They'll have to deactivate my whole Facebook page. I'm like, huh? Wow. So then this week, they took down

a picture I posted of Richard Barnett sitting in Nancy Pelosi's office the way I'm sitting right now. And all I put was, yo, he got a, he got, the memes said something like, yo, he's just been arrested or some shit like that. And they took that down. I'm like, what the fuck? Are they concerned that you are like exposing who that person is and then maybe people might

take action against them? They're really concerned about this inciting violence. I just reported that he got arrested. Yeah. You know what's this is how fucking nuanced it is. This is unbelievable. Anybody who shared, this happened recently, the first episode of Schultz saves America, you where I got the red letterman jacket.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. If you share that on Instagram and tag me in it, usually I could re-share, right? Repost. When I go to repost that, it doesn't allow me to repost. It takes you or me or anybody to a coronavirus website about the facts of coronavirus, because we were talking about corona. Oh, yeah, so they must have flagged you as giving our false information.

But here's the thing that's interesting. about it. How the fuck can they figure out from somebody taking a screenshot or videotaping their TV that it's that every single time? How sophisticated is their shit? Yeah, yeah, it's some type of algorithm. It's it is. Me and Duval was talking about it. It's literally some type of algorithm. So once you post that, it's out there. So whenever that algorithm pops up on Instagram, Instagram just automatically knows. But it must be visual. They're taking a video

that someone took of their TV. You know what I'm saying? If someone is at home videotaping their TV, like, yo, you got to check this out. And the second they tag me, it takes you to the coronavirus face. Maybe it's the tag. Tagging, but no, if you tag me in the second episode or third episode, fourth episode doesn't do that. I'm telling you, they're operating on another level. We're just scratching the surfaces to what they can do. And if they can do that, if they know about that, you're telling me they don't know that these people are planning to come at the Capitol.

Of course they knew. If you're telling me that someone could videotape their TV and see a jacket I'm wearing, not even the audio, just the jet. And then that will take you to a coronavirus information page. You don't think they're aware these motherfuckers playing to storm the capital. Fuck out of here. They knew they were complicit and they should all be punished every single one of them. Yeah, I mean, listen, that's what I'm saying. I mean, celebrated.

You did what you had to do, Patriots. Shut up. Listen, none of those big tech people can act like they don't have blood on their hands. It's like none of the people that stood by Trump all these past four years can act like they don't have blood on their hands. They know what the fuck is going on. And by the way, I'm all for remorse. moving motherfuckers that are on social media lying and spreading bullshit. I believe in freedom of speech.

I don't believe in freedom to lie. So that's why- Who decides the truth, though? That is the tricky question. Yeah. Who is the decider of the truth? Because you could say some statistic, right? Uh-huh.

You could say some statistic about the police brutalizing black people. And then somebody could find a way that where that statistic isn't exactly accurate. Yeah. It is accurate within the context, you know, of a certain amount of years. Yeah. But in the overall context, it could look like, misleading or false information. Should you be taken down?

Yeah, I don't think about, I get what you're saying, and that's a great point. I don't mean it in that much nuanced way. I mean it more so like the chick that was, you know, licking the lavatories, you know what I'm saying? That was puckering the porcelain, you know what I mean? That was giving kongolingas to the commode. You know what I mean?

That chick, the chick who got famous from fucking TikTok licking the toilets, and she jumped out there and said that Kanye West and the beauty guru, Jeffrey Starr, was a couple. Yeah. She literally came out this week and said she was lying. About the whole thing. The whole thing.

That there were a couple or that he was getting? The whole thing. She said, I only did it for attention. Yeah. Wow. A woman who licks toilets on an airplane would do something just for attention. Whoa. People like that, delete their whole page.

They got to go. They got to go. Get rid of them. They're misusing the platform. But who gets to decide what is truthful and what is it. That's the person who owns the guy. You know what? The person who owns the platform.

That's where I'm going to. give some pushback, bro. These platforms become so big, I think they're almost like parks. They're like national parks. It's like they're like reserves. We get to use these reserves and we get to go on there. As long as we're not like murdering people and that kind of stuff, I think

that it's almost like a human right, a civil right. I do think so, because they always hide behind this shit. They're like, yo, if you don't like our platform, go use another one. Motherfucker, you buy all the other ones so none of these other ones can get popping enough for me to use it. So stop acting like it's a free market. You make it so it's not a free market.

needs to happen, I mean, but somebody's going to have to have some real resources to do it. These platforms got to start getting sued. When you, if I'm Kanye and I'm suit. Yes. If I'm Kanye and I'm suing, you know, the young lady who was out there putting her goddamn tongue on the toilet seat, I'm motherfucking adding TikTok to the lawsuit. I'm adding it to the lawsuit, especially if that video is still up now. Like if you made this comment about me and you said I was sleeping with such and such and, and, you know, come out and admit that it's a lie.

If that video is not deleted and you're still keeping that lie up on your page, same way they do you with the fucking show tape of America phone one. If they're keeping this lie up, you know this isn't true. It's got to come down. You know what I'm, all this sounds good. There is this like slippery slope situation with these types of actions because you never know when it's going to come bite you in a fucking ass. For example, okay, saying anything that's wrong.

is a violation and you got to come down or the video got to come down. Well, what if we're sitting here saying things jokingly on the podcast and then someone goes, well, it turns out that, you know, Taylor wasn't with, you know, 20 guys. That's false information.

Take it down. Take their whole page down. Listen, once again, free speech ain't free. There's a cost to everything. And guess what? Sometimes motherfuckers come and collect. I don't know if we want to pay that cost.

I know. But that's what you just said shows is exactly the problem. People don't want to pay the cost. But guess who has to pay the cost? You. Guess who have to pay the cost? Me?

You know why? Because the positions we're in. So why do regular motherfuckers, and I don't mean to say regular. Regular is not the right word. Why do people who are not in the positions that we're in get to get online and say whatever the fuck they want to say? Because what they say doesn't matter as much

because not as many people are going to see it. It does when they put out some bullshit that spreads. and then it cost you something. Yes, no, no, 100%. Don't get me wrong. A hundred percent. I guess the argument behind the big tech companies is a Donald Trump saying something

that could really incite violence turns into a coup, whereas some average person that says that he likes black chicks, right? That most cases, that's not going to turn into something bigger than what it is. It only became bigger because the Shave Room reposted it, real talk. But that's all it takes. So is that on Shave Room? I mean, that's not a bad thing.

I get what you say, but that's not a bad thing. If it was put it like this shade room would never repost him saying he wants to kill a bunch of black women. You know what? They probably would. No, that's the sad part. No, shit like that would absolutely trend. That's the sad part. I guess that's what we're saying.

Like, everybody has to start having more accountability. Everybody has to start holding themselves more responsible because we do fuel a lot of this bullshit. How do we stop that is what I want to know? You just do them. Isn't that what Justin Bieber did? That's what I want. I think. And Chris Jenner hit up the girl too.

I'm like Nike, bro. Just sue it. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's my motto. Thank you, Nike, for not suing us. That's me in the courtroom with the Ed Jordan shit. Like, yo, if a motherfucker say some shit that ain't true, legal letter. If a motherfucker say some shit that ain't true, sue them.

I need to know how much energy you got for that bullshit that you're spewing. I need to get on that. I might start doing that. Why not? Yeah. Hey, listen. Yeah. Okay.

A person told me. There's a person who told me that, you know, they work for an organization. They work for a corporation. That corporation, some corporations know that they're going to take certain heat for certain shit because they know certain people that may be getting talked about. Right. Will press that lawsuit button. Yes.

I like being on that list. I like being. You could talk about me, but it's going to be costing. Hey, that's it. Listen, I'm a, because I've gotten it. I've had to pay those tolls. I've gotten sued. You know what I mean?

You think I've never gotten sued for donkey today? Yeah. You think motherfuckers ain't never named me in lawsuits and tried to say defamation and slanting all the said. No, that shit costs money. You got to fight that shit. You know what I mean? Sometimes you got to settle shit.

Yeah. You know? Because sometimes you day right. Yeah. And there's nothing you can do about it. Yeah. But guess what? That is the cost to what you motherfuckers call free speech.

There's no such thing. Yeah. It's just not. I think that's maybe a reason why I don't sue is that I understand. And people are going to say whatever they want about me and I, that's fine. As long as I can say whatever I want about them. Some shit. Some shit got to go.

Some shit you got a goddamn, let that hammer go. It feels good. That gavel? You got to put the gavel down. You can't be like that Michelle Obama. When they go low, we go high. Nah, sometimes you got to go to hell with these motherfuck. You know what I'm saying?

Let's do the goddamn limbo, bro. Let's do the legal limbo. Let's do the legal fucking limbo. I want to see how low can you fucking. I love it. God damn it. All right. What else?

Oh, positively brilliant. Deadpool 3 coming. I know Andrew doesn't give a fuck. I love comic books. But the beauty of Deadpool 3 is that it's part of the Marvel universe. Oh, so they pulled him in. Yes, man. That's going to be good.

But wait, haven't they pulled him into X-Men? Remember when Deadpool was in X-Men a little bit? And then Wolverine had to fight him on top of the silo? X-Men don't really count, though, because X-Men was trash. You know what I'm saying? X-Men's going to be good now because it's part of it. of the MCU. X-Men was fire.

What are you talking about? What you're talking about X-Men is garbage? Garbage. X-Men been fire, bro. Garbage, man. And I'm the guy Wolverine-Tadded on my arm. There's never been a good X-Men movie. You are crazy.

Ah, man. The more recent ones have been better. Son, you don't like the X-Men movies? I'm not talking about the ones with the kids. I'm talking about the OG X-Men movies that set this whole Marvel universe up. No, they didn't set the Marvel universe up. They set up the Marvel film. industry. That's what I'm saying. Without those movies, there's no Marvel film industry like this.

I watched those back in the day and was excited because I'm a comic book guy so you see those characters on the big screen. But those movies were garbage. Come on, bro. How you figure that? That fine-ass blue chick. Misteak. That was Jennifer Lawrence. No. Rebecca Remain Stamos. That's who it was. From Full House? That she married the Full House, dude. She was the original Mystique. Rebecca Romaine Stamos.

bro, she was bad. I don't remember that. But ass naked. With the blue herp all over her body. That's the food from the Hugh Jackman X-Men? Hugh Jackman, X-Men. Yes. I always thought that was a great name for like a porno star.

Like a porn star. Jackman? Like, yeah, if you just went to his page to watch him masturbate. Now that's Jennifer Lawrence, bro. Yeah, I don't remember no. Rebecca remained. Yeah, she was a piece. That's right.

Upwork. A pep-p-p-p-p-pip-p-p-p-p-p-p-pee. What? No, she wasn't on full house. She married, I think John Stamos, who was in full house. I never noticed that. Come on, bro. Yeah, she was up.

How did I keep her vagina from showing? They don't. They just put little vaginas all over her so you don't know. Her whole suit is made a legia, bro. That shit pops out whenever it needs to. Yo, her whole suit is made out of what tires should be made out of, bro. Vigina's, boy. Undestructible.

Oh, I never knew that. Okay, that's a, that's a, man. Come on. Charles Xavier. Old Xavier when you had way better Gandhi when Gandhi played Xavier and then you had the old ass movies are trash bro. Nah, your takes are crazy. I'm with you on woman wonder.

What's it called? Wonder Woman. This is a stupid-ass movie, Wonder Woman. I'm with you on that even though I never saw it, but I know it's trash. But sometimes your Marvel takes are kind of doo-doo. Nah, bro. These were trash. X-Me movies are trash.

Now, they're going to be good. Once they get into the Marvel universe, I have faith that they're going to do right by the X-Men. I don't know how they're going to introduce them in the world. I think it's going to be easy because they have the multiverse now. What about Wolverine movies? You fuck with Wolverine movies. Garbage. What? Garbage, bro. Logan is garbage. You're saying Logan is garbage. It's the best one out of all of them, but garbage, man.

What's your favorite movie? Of all time? Yeah. My Girl with Thomas J. McCauley Cokin and what was the young lady's name? You know, Like My Girl? I don't remember it. that. I watched it when I was a kid. He got stung by B or something shit? Oh my God. Watch that this weekend with your

girl. Pussy ass, my boy can't take a little bee sting, bro. Come on. Yeah, it was sad. Yo, it was sad. Yank that fucking sting out your body. Suck out the venom. Stop being a little bitch. Oh, the B stung J. Don't do that to Tomas J. Thomas J.

That shit was sad when she was at the funeral. She was at the funeral and she was like, his glasses and his glasses. He can't see it without his glasses. Like, oh my God, man. My girl was amazing. Now, I didn't, I didn't like none of the X-Men. They're going to be good, though. All right. What's your favorite Marvel movie? That's a good question. My favorite, I mean, honestly, I would, I don't want to be a prison at a moment and say

in game. But it was the best. Man, I love it. I love it. I love that. I actually watched Infinity War and End Game over the holidays back to back. That's just, those are just two of the greatest movies ever made. Yeah. I like Civil War. First Iron Man. First Iron Man's great. Blames. Great. First Iron Man's fantastic. By the way, there hasn't been a whack movie since they started it with Iron Man. Not Captain America number two or something like that. No, man. Winter Soldiers.

By the way, Captain America might be the best trilogy of all the Marvel movies. Captain America is one of the best trilogies ever. What you're saying right now is preposterous. No, man. You are saying horrible things right now. The first Captain America, the second one would win a soldier, and the third one, Civil War? Bro, come on. The whole action sequence is in the parking lot, doo-doo.

Come on. They ran out of money, obviously, doo-doo. Come on. They just beating each other up outside of Costco. That's the Civil War. No, it is he. Yeah. It's trash.

That's a cheap-ass ending to the movie. They ran out of money. That's what that was. Name a better trilogy of movies. Avengers. He's only two. No. No, no, no.

Matter of fact, there's four. There was no count. Why don't they count? If they were great. But in game and Infinity War, that's something totally different. That's another level. That's a trilogy, bro.

I just named that. I named that shit. Oh, Dark Knight. Done. Easy. That's up there. Way better. Okay. Superhero trilogy. Way better. Dark Knight, number one superhero trilogy. Number two is the Captain American. Yo, Iron Man Trilogy, even though one of them was trash. Nah, no, no, no. They wasted the Mandalorian in one of them shit, bro. Wait, and they bringing them back in the next universe.

The Mandalorian is actually a dope-ass villain. They wasted him by making him like a false flag. Wait, the Mandalorian? Isn't that the fucking TV show on Disney? No. What was the name? What was the guy's name? The Mandalorian, right? The Mandarin. The Mandarin. There you fucking go. Come on, bro.

Y'all know I can't pronounce nothing. As long as y'all know what I'm talking about. The mandarin. The Mandarin. All right. I'm just saying, thank you. Dwayne. Dwayne, what's the best trilogy?

Dark Knight. Not even close. I'm not mad at that. I say Dark Night's number one. And then I say Captain America's number two. You said Wonder Woman was the best trilogy, bro. You said it's the best trilogy, they haven't even made the third movie. Wonder Woman actually set women back, yo.

I'm seriously. I'm serious. If they say that terrible black things set black people back, Wonder Woman set women back. What's terrible black things? I mean, just in June, you're not to be like, oh, Flavor Love set black people back. You know what I mean? Like, it's a wonder woman set women back. Okay, let me ask you this question.

How you feel about Gal Godot, that's Wonder Woman playing Cleopatra? He's playing Cleopatra? He's playing Cleopatra? Yeah. Tone deaf. That's about his tone deaf as fucking Howard University. naming, oh, I can't remember the young ladies, naming the Asian woman, the head of the-

Ren-Rin-R-R-N-U. What's her name? RIN-R-R-R-N-U. RIN-U. Naming U, the editor-in-Chief of Howard magazine. It's a historically black college and university. Is she half-black? No.

Quarter? Her name is RIN-RIN-U. I mean, black people have wild names, too. No. Let's be honest. You know what? Chris, now's your time to shine. Hit the drums.

There's nothing more Asian than Rin'Rin U. And by the way, salute to Rin Rindu, this is not an indictment of you. This is, she's more than qualified to run a magazine. You just can't run a historically black college and university magazine. You're there to tell stories about black people. Why are non-black people at that school? I mean, I don't, listen, I don't have a problem with that. Right.

I don't have a problem with people being students at the school. My problem is this. If you're black. Historically black colleges, you are cool with them having non-black students. Well, a lot of black in them at all. Well,

a lot of white people go there because they're considered minority so they get scholarships and stuff. Yeah, but why would they allow it? Why would they take up a black spot for white people? Yo, yo, you know, Alex, play the guy

professing his love for black women. You know why a white guy would want to go to a HBCU? Oh, he's just trying to crack cheeks. Oh, looks like there's some cheek. on campus they need crackens. But they can't necessarily do that either. We don't want to talk to you because we found that you didn't really graduate from Hampton. You lied.

Wait a minute, you didn't graduate? I never said that I graduated though. You assumed. That's why we called you did. I assumed you graduated. You didn't graduate? I graduated from Temple. I went to Hampton and then I transferred to Temple.

To many blacks? No. It was this hell of expensive and yeah. Hampton is more than black people to go to a black school. Because it's an out of state. That's fucked up. Hold on. And it's a private school.

HBCUs aren't free for black people. They should be. No, he's absolutely. That's crazy. No, that should be, that should be part of the- HBCU's not free for black people. That should be part of the reparations package. I'm not even joking.

Historic? Yes. What is it? HB. HB. Historically. I'm with you. 100%.

College. They should wipe out student loan debt and they should allow black people to go to historically black colleges and universities. I can't believe they're saddling black kids with all this college debt for degrees they can't even use. And that's considered some sort of progress? No. I'm with you. Let them go.

I'm with you. And my main problem with Howard is when you're a black person and you're in the position to hire other black people, you should do it. You can't have all these conversations about, you know, diversity and being inclusive and making sure we got black people and C-Suite. Like, you got to practice what you're preaching, bro.

You have to be the change you want to see. You can't, I can't demand you put, you know, white corporations put black people in executive positions and I'm not doing it. Yeah. It's really just that simple for me. You know, and Rin, Wren, Ren, Rew, salute to you. I told you, I read your credentials.

You're overqualified, but it's an HBCU, yo. If you're going to be there telling black stories, they should have a black person there, documenting the black experience, telling black stories. Because you can be qualified all you want. If you don't have the experience, so what? Would you feel comfortable if I took over the position? Shut up.

I think that could be kind of lit. I think that could be kind of lit, bro. Andrew Schultz is the head. of the Howard University, what is it called? Editing Chief, the magazine. It's called XXL. What is the name of the man? Shut.

Look at this. Her responsibilities include producing Howard Magazine and leading the university's storytelling efforts and strategy through other key channels. Do you really want somebody else telling your story? Let me ask you a question, Andrew. Yes. Would an Asian organization let a black person be in charge

and telling their stories? I don't think that they would. Come on, man. Even a Hibachi, a black person can't be a chef probably. Go on. Yo, yo, yo, yo, my, yo, yo, yo, what's up, yo? What's up, yo. But wait a minute, wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Let's be honest right now. You pay a top dollar for Hibachi and then a non-Asian pulls up. I'm kind of upset. Why you gave us the non-Asian table, motherfucker, do I get a discount out here? I need the Asian. I've never thought about it. I'd be tight. I always thought about it.

Like, I wonder if I could be a shot. here if I wanted to. Yeah. You got to do your own. Have you ever seen like a Hobartic chef? That's not Asian. My wife and kids, they had that little skit. What?

It was like a Hawaiian guy being he was a chef for them. You don't remember that? That's fine. Hawaiians can do it because they got Asian in them. It's like partial Asian. Now, is it, is that the matter what the Habachi guy is cooking? If it's Habachi? Yeah.

No. If it's Habachi, it's got to be Asian. It's like when you go into like the Japanese restaurant and then like the sushi chef kind of looks Japanese because they dress them up, but then you can see he's Mexican. I'm a, I'm a taste. Well, I know what you're doing, bro. You're just dressing them to Mexicans as Japanese. You know, that's a good point because there's this kosher restaurant in Teaneck, New Jersey.

It's called chopsticks. I used to go there all the time. I haven't been there in a long, long, long time. It's a kosher. Well, Chinese people make their food kosher because they have a great relationship with the Jews. It's owned by Jewish people. Whoa. But when you get there, it's Jewish people at the counter. When you take a peek in that kitchen, who's the Asians.

That's what I'm talking about. So, hey, I'm with that. That's what. So Rin'Rin U, if you need a new job. Man, shut up. They just take over everything, though. You said what? They take over everything.

Like, for black people, they take over our hair. Then for black people, they take over, like, the soul food. I'm not blaming Ren Ren, Ren, you for this because Ren, Ren, Ren, you got hired. She got hired by black people. So I can't say she's taking over. They hired her. My only point with this, because I do not want this to be an indictment of Ren Renrenu. My only point with this is,

If you're a black and you're in a position to hire other black people and put other black people in executive positions, you should do it. That's all. That's it? Yeah. I think the only other thing that would be interesting to say is that, like, just I would love to be there when she told her parents she was going to an HBCU. They don't even know it.

They probably even know what it was. You don't think? She's like, I got a job at Howard University. Oh, wait. She doesn't go to the school. She's just outside. No. I thought when you're at the school, you do all the jobs from the school.

I don't think she's a student. No, she's not a student because she got hired. Like, her resume is crazy. Like, she's been out in the world. Like, she's, like, she had, like, her own consultant firm, a strategy firm. She started. She's worked at the Washingtonian. Then I would say this.

If she's not part of the school and she is the most qualified person for this position, are you putting the black students at a disadvantage by not hiring her because now they will have a less qualified person educating them on these stories? I refuse to believe. this experience. I refuse to believe, I refuse to believe that there's not a black person out there who's not as qualified. Let me give you an example.

Of course, this is a completely hypothetical situation. Of course, there's going to be a black guy out there who's, you know, just as qualified to do it. A black one. Benzino could do it, right? He's not doing anything, right? So you have a situation where, let's say, Pat Riley says, I would like to coach at an HBCU.

You know, black people have done so much for me in my career and I'd like to give back at the collegiate level. Pat Riley is arguably one of the greatest coaches, runners of an organization in history. Do you take that opportunity and have all those kids playing for him, have the opportunity to play for one of the greatest coaches of all time, and learn things they might not be able to learn from a blackhead coach who is elite but not as elite? Do you give those kids the opportunity despite the fact that he's not black? Yes, but I'll tell you something, man.

So Rin Renu isn't the Pat Riley. That's all I'm saying. Right, right, right. Pat Riley, bro! You got to do it. Come on. Because Pat Riley's going to bring a lot of attention to the organization. Right.

He's going to bring a lot of money to the organization. It'll probably be a lot of, like, big recruits now that'll start coming to HBCUs. A hundred percent. For the opportunity to play for Pat Riley. So therefore, that lifts up black culture. Right. So if there was a media mogul that was on the level of Pat Riley that wanted to take interest in this. Yes, if she was an Asian.

Ariana Huffington or something like that. Like, I might still have, no, no, no, no. I'm just trying to say, I'm trying to give an example of like a big, I don't know what exactly it is. So I'm just thinking of like traditional journalism. I get what you're saying, but media and storytelling is different than what Pat Riley would bring to the situation. You know what I mean?

You got somebody in control of our stories. You're saying they're documenting the black experience. I think that you can be qualified to document the black experience. Sure, you can come to Howard and, you know, document things. But you still got to live this guy thing. Clinton Tarantino. No. Okay.

He can do a documentary. Okay. Yeah. That's all. Fine. What else we got? Anything? What else we got?

What else we got from positively brilliant? What a fucking idiot. Y'all did positive brilliant. It's the fucking idiot. Yo, boy, that's, yo, that's, yo, yo, yo. That makes me a little sad. That's wild, bro. That's wild, bro.

Who thinks are doing that, though? Yo, who the fuck thinks to doing that, yo? And how long was the manatee out of the water in order for them to put Trump on the manatee? Is that a manatee? Yeah. That's a fucking manatee. Somebody wrote Trump on a manatee.

I don't know how they did. that they had to burn it in them, right? Oh my God. Bro, that's fucked up, bro. Yeah. And you know who did it? Wax. Nope.

I'm going to tell you who did it. The person who took the picture. Who the fuck is underwater watching manatees? And looking for Trump. And on a manatee. Yeah, they got it. Whoever took that picture? Open shut case.

Open shut case. Whoever took the picture did that. I promise you. Why do you think that? Because they just said the people, they're at like a, I don't know. some type of, what is it called? What?

Yeah, no, not it. Sanctuary. Well, they keep the animals, whatever. They probably saw it. They had to take care of the manatee. Oh, so I thought that was in the wild. No. That's not in the wild?

If that's not in the wild, it definitely was an inside job. Just like fucking Capitol Hill. If that shit was in a fucking place where the, the manatee is like held captive, the people who worked in did that shit. 100%. The fuck, you have to break it and do it. I think it is in the wild. I think in Florida, manatees are prevalent.

Whoever did that, you're a fucking idiot. Vogue not representing Kamala Harris. Well, I'm going to be honest with you. I don't see the big deal of this. Oh, I have something. I'm sorry that I'm quite passionate about. Talk to me. This is what a fucking idiot.

Talk to me. Okay. I know that these arguments have been made before. It's just something that really clicked with me yesterday. So New York State is proposing change the legislation to make weed legal. Yes. I saw that. Okay. They're doing this not because they've realized that this drug shouldn't be criminalized

and that this drug can be helpful with people and that it's not really that much more harmful than drinking soda or these other things. They're doing it for one specific reason. They're broke. They need money so they are legalizing an illegal drug. They are willing to sell an illegal drug because they are poor and in need of money, right? this is the same state and there are other states that do this that put people in prison who are poor and in need of money

so they choose to sell an illegal drug. Yeah, I mean, that's that's the argument across the board. Forever. Here's my thing. The second, you choose to sell an illegal drug for profit. Not if they just said, listen, we think it's morally reprehensible to put people in prison for this drug. That's really not that bad. So what we're going to do is we're going to make it legal.

We're not even going to tax it. You can sell it is for a You don't have to take a single person out of prison. Once you decide to profit off of a drug that you put people in prison for doing the same thing as you're doing is selling it, all those people got to come out of prison. And that's exactly right.

I agree with you. You can't fix the wound until you heal he'll, he'll, he'll, he'll, the cut in the first place. You know what I'm saying? What do you mean by that? Like you can't, you can't properly clean a wound. Uh-huh.

Or, you know, you can't put a band-aid on a wound until you properly clean that wound, right? Yes, yes, yes, yes. So now you've got to properly clean it. How do you properly clean it? You take, like you say, release everybody out of prison who's in prison from marijuana. Yes, yes. Then you put some paroxone on that motherfucker, put a band-aid on it.

Yeah, yeah. And you allow those people who you just got out of prison to get first dibs on the marijuana business. Yeah. First dibs on the marijuana industry. Or some sort of like license to sell out or something like that. Absolutely, absolutely. I mean, it is just mind-boggling that like there isn't more empathy. I mean, you see how like the governments operate, right?

when a government wants to do something illegal, it has the advantage of just making it legal. Right? Like, for example, gambling is bad and there's addictive and the tears apart families and communities. Oh, I'm sorry, what, we can't make our budget for the year? Well, make sports gambling legal. And all of a sudden, we'll bring in some fucking money.

It is, and that's why people look at government in a lot of ways, and don't give you wrong, I'm sure there's plenty of politicians that are doing great things. But I think that's why they look at them. They're like, you're just a mafia. You sons of bitches are just a fucking mafia When the rules need to change So they benefit you, they'll do it

And then when you want to throw these motherfuckers in jail You throw them in jail Now I know people are going to say Look and they did something illegal Here's the thing Weed is still illegal federally New York is choosing to sell something Illegally

On a federal level In order to make money Tell me how that's different Than the guy who's doing on the corner Well I wonder I'm just gonna play White Devils advocacy Please do Because it had me fucking riled up yesterday

I wonder if New York State is only making that move because Jersey made that move. They're doing it because people are moving the fuck out of New York. That's why they're making that move. And because I didn't even realize this until a couple weeks ago, my home girl, and I'm not going to say her name, but I don't know if she wants me to, but she told me she got her medicinal card.

And I know Pete, my old guy Pete Davidson, he always had his medicinal card. I didn't know that weed was even medically legal in New York. I didn't know that. It might be, I guess maybe it is. I mean, it's decriminalized, right? You could walk around with like a house of weed or some shit like that. That I knew.

That I know. And you just get like a fine. or whatever, you're not going to get arrested. But still, it's just, that's crazy to me. You can have people in jail for something that's currently legal. And the only reason you made it legal is because you were broke. And the only reason they sold it is because they were broke. And how does that not tear you apart?

I'm with you 100%. And Cuomo is probably trying to get ahead of it because he knows that on a federal level, at the least it's going to be decriminalized. I think it should be just made legal federally. But at the least it's going to be decriminalized because they have, you know, they got the, they'll, they'll, they'll, be able to have the votes in the Senate. Joe Biden's already said that he's down for decriminalizing

weeks. So it'll at least be decriminalized on the federal. What a goofy he is, man. Him and DeBlasio, just fucking goofies, both of them. Yeah, I don't, I don't know. Like, how did we exalt Cuomo, right? As if he was doing this, like, great job when I think New York has had the highest rate of COVID in all the states. Well, Cuomo, you know why?

Because Cuomo just talked. He was on a PR thing. He was podcast, and that's what he was. Yo, we needed that at the time. Yeah, but stop podcast and start doing something about it. to figure it the fuck out. He was trying, but the, I'm going to say he was trying, but I think what he did was what people needed at the time.

He was out there basically holding people's hands saying, I don't know what the fuck's going on totally, but I promise you we're going to get it together. And he was giving us daily update. So every time he learned new information, he gave the state new information. You know why he became a national star? Because nobody else was doing that. And I wish that he spent a lot more time figuring this shit out, planning hospitalization for when we had this second wave.

They've been talking about the second wave for eight months. The second wave comes and all of a sudden, where's the planning? Where are these new hospitals? Where's that boat? No, they did good with that, though. No, they didn't do good. Yeah, because remember they turned the Javison into a hospital? And then they stopped making a hospital and they stopped the boat.

And then they stopped. They had churches uptown that they had nurse beds and then they stopped all that. They got rid of all that. And then the second wave came and they were like, oh, we're not ready. We got to shut down all these small businesses. And these small businesses are going fucking broke. Yeah, that's fucked up. It's criminal.

No, that's fucked up. Literally. Small businesses, the restaurants. me, de Blasio, Cuoma, all them, put them in fucking jail. They deserve to go to jail. I'm furious about it. Jail? Literal prison.

Damn. Prison, all of them. Newsom, all these motherfuckers that are perfectly fine, letting these people, mom and pop small businesses die. They're letting them die because they didn't prepare for the second wave. They're the government. That's what the fuck they're supposed to do. You had eight months.

Even beyond the second wave, it's like, yo, they didn't even give people relief for the first wave. You know what I'm saying? Like you didn't bail out small businesses. You didn't bail out restaurants the way you need to. And it's like, yo, they got the fucking money. If you can give $6 billion to a police department, you can give a couple billion dollars to your restaurant industry, especially in fucking New York.

Especially if you force them to shut down. Like if you give people the opportunity to open or not open with your parameters, you know, and you go, this is the safe way to do it, try to make the best of it. That's fine. And then you let people try to make the best of it. But they literally said to them, hey, no indoor dining. It's 20 degrees out here in New York. You can't outdoor dine.

Yeah, I think Americans, I think the moral of this story is whether you're in New York, California, just American. Take care of yourself. Take care of yourself. Take care of yourself. The government don't give a fuck about you like you think the government gives a fuck about you. Take advantage of the fact that, you know, America is a place where it's a free market, free enterprise. You know what I mean? A capitalist society, build some shit, do what you got to do.

Because if you're waiting on these motherfuckers to bail you out, you're going to be waiting a very, very, very long motherfucking time. Joe Biden pissed me off two last week when he, you know, after the capital riots, he came out there. and he was like, you know, this isn't America. Joe Biden, you're 176 years old. Yes. You know this is America. You were there. You were there.

You threw the tea into the water. You were the first guy to do this, bro. It was you, bro. You lived through the civil rights era, motherfucker. Okay, let's not even go back then. You tried to not make it the civil rights era. You said, Joe Biden said, Joe Biden said,

he ran because of what happened in Charlottesville. Isn't Charlottesville similar to what the fuck we saw, even though that was like an insurrection, they raided a federal building, but isn't it the same type of thing? How the fuck is this not America? And you know what? It's going to always continue to be this America.

If people like Joe Biden, 70 years old, the president of the United States of America now, if he can't say America has a problem, we'll never get a reboot. We'll never live up to the real ideals of America the freedom, the liberty, the justice for all, he quiet. We'll never get there if we can't even admit

that America's got a fucking problem. Which problem is he not admitting? Racism! Systemic racism. For you to say this is not America when we know, yes, indeed, this is America. You thought if he came at it, like, and this is the problem, this is what we need to, like,

uproot. Bro, yes, you've got to tell the truth. Right, right. If he acknowledged that this is a symptom of what's happening in America, instead of saying this is the outlier. This is not America. This is not America. who we are. Yes, it is. I mean, I would give pushback on that. I think that's because you're a white man.

You're right. You know what I'm saying? That's it. That's it. Meaning like I think I'm very vocal about acknowledging racism. I guess what I'm trying to say is I think the vast majority of us, white, black, Asian, you know, Spanish, look at this and be like, wow, these are some fucking idiots. And I don't like when we project idiots on all of us. And I like them when they do that with black people. I don't like when they do that with white people. I don't like when they do that with anybody. I think we all know these people are idiots. The reality is these idiots have a lot of numbers and not all, they're not the majority, but they're significant enough of them where we have to take them seriously. And it's a problem that we have to uprored. And they've always,

and they've always been here doing that. And here's the thing, it's not even just a black thing, right? These guys had on shirts that said six M-E. What does that mean? Six million wasn't enough. Six M-W-E. Six million wasn't enough. Whoa. You know what I'm saying? Like, yo, they don't, they're out there being anti-Semitic as well. Is that a stimulus thing? What is that about? What do you mean? Six M-E.

Six M-W-E. Six million wasn't enough. Six million people died in the Holocaust. You know what I'm saying? So they don't care about any of us is my point. Right. Right. As much as we don't want to admit it, as much as this hurts to say, this is America.

And it's always been America. And until we start calling it out, we'll never actually be, do anything to change it. Do you think that this is potentially a transitionary period? Yes, I do. But no, not only like progression, but also like this is what happens without religion as like the moral compass for society. You know, like religion creates this, this almost like buffer to all the horrible things that are going on in the world because you're like, you know what?

This is cool while I'm here, but I'm going to heaven and that's what I need. Yeah. And to me it seems like a lot of these like Q&M folks and all these other people like, They're just searching for purpose. And if you had purpose in your life, if you really had something that you needed to do, some of you were looking forward to, a passion, something you're creating. Like, you and I aren't going to the Capitol because we got shit to do that we love, right? We're helping motherfuckers that we really want to help.

And we're like creating constantly we really want to create. I feel like as religion has kind of like gone to the wayside, you're going to start to see more and more of these groups. They're like creating purpose out of nothing. And then people gravitating to those groups because they don't. don't have that religious base where they could just fit in. So basically you're telling these races they should watch soul. Get sold, bro.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not only should you get sold. Get back to his church. Yeah. I'm someone who was raised with no religion, but I understand the importance of it in organizing a society, man. Well, here's the crazy part, right? A lot of people disconnected from religion

because they realized that a lot of the original purpose of religion was over, was the control. And maybe we needed some control. Yeah, but it was also being used as a thing to keep slaves in check as well. Yeah, but that wasn't the purpose of religion. I mean, like, the, no, the purpose of religion was not to keep slaves in check. Yeah. Well, they used it for it in a real way. That's arrogant to be like, oh, all of Christianity was invented to keep slaves in America, black slaves. It was like, Christianity. It was like, Christianity had already like proliferated throughout the world, not as a way to like keep slaves

in check. It's kind of wild that you just take this mascot and stamp it with Christianity, bro. We don't even know if Jesus was Christian. He was Jewish. That's my point. It's like, how you just take this guy's name and likeness and put it on something and say, here, believe. You know what I mean? I just think a lot of people realize even with religion, it's just another way to control you. Now, do you need order? I agree with you wholeheartedly. People need something to believe in. That's just the truth to the matter. But I just think a lot of people disconnected because they realize like, look, man, you know, religion isn't necessarily for me because even the whole concept of religion is BS, right? I'll give you this. Sorry, it's the best organizational and control tool

so you're going to use it in the toughest things to organize and control. Inslaving people is the toughest thing to control. So obviously you're going to use the most powerful source to do it, but its inception, I don't believe, was curated and created around enslaving one group of people for another. I just think you love the Bible because every chapter is written by a man, bro. Yeah. There was one by Mary, but they're like, no, get that shit the fuck out of it. You don't need no Wonder Woman chapter in the Bible.

You know what I'm saying? No, listen, I believe you do need religion for order. I just think, I don't know, man. I just don't believe in organized religion. I believe in, like, I believe in the law of the universe. Like, shit ain't really that difficult. Like, we could have wrote the Ten Commandments, bro. Yeah, but you put it up, Alex.

Let's tell, look. Let's, let me share how basic the Ten Commandments is, bro. You ain't read the Ten Commandments in the White. You think them shit slap? Yeah. They don't really slap, bro. Pull it up, bro. Ten Commandments, man.

Run it out. You don't need to get the ones actually written on the stone. Pull them up, bro. Yeah, we're not paying for it. Go right there. Go to the purple one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Pull it up. Pull it up, pull it up. All right, what we got? No, that's not them. But we need more items, be it. Yeah, go to the purple one. Let me see the purple one. There you go.

There you go. Okay. All right. Ten commandments. All right, go. One. You shall have no other gods before me.

Full of ego. full of ego Can I say something? Yes. Could this also have been written by a wife? We continue reading. Just continue reading and tell me a wife couldn't have written this.

The reason I say that first one is full of ego. What if there are other gods? Because think about it, Greek mythology taught us that it was so many different gods. And that shit didn't work out. So somebody came along and said, you should have butt-fucking each other and shit. They were like, nah, we need one god. You should have no other gods before me.

But you know what they tell us in religion? What's that? I'm God. I have a son named Jesus. He's God too. Yep. Pray to him to get to me. You told me not to have any other gods before you.

Yeah, that's a little tricky. Two, you shall not make idols. I can't love Jay-Z. Nabi. I can't love Pedy Green. Nobody that can get in the way of your love of me. This is a wife, bro. This is a wife, dude.

Keep going. You shall not take the name. name of the Lord your God in vain. Mm-hmm. How many times have you said, God damn? Yeah. Throughout your life. How many times have you said Jesus Christ?

Oh, my God. Mm-hmm. That's again. Go. By the way, three number three is very difficult not to do. Yeah. Why? I don't know.

Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy. What's the Sabbath day? They tell us this Sunday. They tell us this Saturday. Yeah. That's the day that the guy just didn't want to be bothered. Okay? It took him seven days to build the earth.

on the seventh day, leave me alone. Leave me alone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Honor your father and your mother. That's good. Have you seen precious? How the fuck can she honor Monique in that situation? How?

No matter what my father and mother do to me, I got to honor them? What if my father molester me? What did my mom let me? What did my father beat on me? What did my mother beat on me? Yeah, yeah. Well, maybe they weren't following the Ten Commandments. If they were following, they would have done that.

But go on. All I'm simply saying is that's a pretty basic one. I mean, the first four have nothing to do. Have nothing to do with nothing. But God. These last, ego. The first four are just like, yeah, I'm the shit. That's all I'm saying.

Somebody very egotistical. My life is going pretty well. So you're right. God, no, no, no, no. God is sitting down like, finally, somebody said it. Go off, Shalfrey. Go off, Bernard. Finally, somebody said it.

Number five, we said honor your father and your mother. Yeah. But that's basic. supposed to, but what if you can't? Number six, you shall not murder. I like it. It's basic. Yeah, but people were murdering back then, bro. They still murdering now.

I mean, yeah. A little bit. Okay. It was more back then. What if the cops on the Capitol building was following number six of the Ten Commandments? You said those people should have been killed. Now, here's the thing about the Old Testament, my friend. The first time murder is mentioned, it says,

thou shall not murder unless, of course, someone commits murder. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you must kill them. Now, murder and killing, I think, are different things. Okay. Now, number seven, might prove your point that a wife wrote this. Go. You shall not commit adultery.

Kind of weird to be thrown in. Oh, yeah, your God. Now, listen. Now, listen. It seems like it's just thrown in for nothing. I don't cheat on my wife. I'm a reformed hoe. Stopped October 2016.

All I'm simply saying is you don't see anywhere else when they say you shall not have any other fruit. They don't limit you to just apples. He put all this variety here, but then tells you that it's an ultimate sin if you commit adultery like the, I'm going to hell? Sleeping with another woman that you created?

Number eight, you shall not steal. Basic. And guess who else is going to hell? If you stole cable, you're going to hell. Come on, man. Number nine, you shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. I don't even know what the fuck that means. Don't lie on me, bro.

Don't lie on me. Don't say I did something I didn't do. Oh, so all little people on social media that we were talking about who'd be lying on motherfuckers, they violate number nine of the Ten Commandments. You're going to hell. You shall not covet. Bro, that is such a blanket statement. Cove it, what?

That neighbor's wife, bro. Don't say that, though. Later. What you mean? This is, you know, this is a little, you know, little things under it. All I'm saying is, read it. knees now at your age. They don't seem a little basic, bro. Yeah, but I wasn't looking for like a big thing here, you know, because most people are just going to read the line. They're not going to

read anything else. Do you think without these, we would not know how to control ourselves? Seriously. Do you think, do you wake up in the morning and say, I'm going to kill somebody today? No. Exactly. No, I've never done that. I don't think that I'd be for the murdering. I mean, there might be one or two. I might do. You shall not steal? I mean, steal. I mean, stealing. Sometimes you gotta steal. You gotta steal every now and then. I ain't saying we're out here fucking robbing banks. But sometimes you walk in the store and you see a magazine.

You want to read it, but you don't want to buy it. Yeah, yeah. Is that stealing? Reading a magazine in the store? Really? It's only stealing if you put it in. No, no, no, no. Every newsstand would be like, if you pick it up,

it's like, no, you got to buy it. It's only stealing if you put it in your coat and walk out. If I walk out reading it. If you leave the premises. Reading it. And the guy, it's not stealing. What if you stay there the whole time and you read the whole thing? Yeah, low key?

That's stealing, bro. That should be stealing. If you read the book, you're not paying for the book to be with you. You're paying for the information in the book. You stole the book. That's like the candy is inside the rapper. You open up the rapper. You take out the Sour Patch kids and you just put the rapper back.

That's stealing. All I know is the Ten Commandments is basic. And I'm going to tell you what else. I'm going to tell you what else is wild. What's that? We can't get away with this now. I can't write Ten Commandments and say, God told me to write this in all of y'all.

should follow it. We don't do it. Now, I can write something and say God told me to write this. He inspired me. I wrote it. But imagine writing something and saying, all of y'all have to follow this. Is that not ego? Scientology. I mean, they do it. They make up religions. I mean, you have a business, bro. You can make up rules to the business. I don't like that. But you can do it if you want. Rules to a business is different. But writing rules and telling everybody, everybody's supposed to follow these, bro. Even with Scientology, you got to make the choice to be a Scientologist. I mean, back in the day, they would just force you to be that.

I don't know. What? Lower my mic. Why, what's happening, Taylor? Oh, that's a good ass call. Bucket low, like, fuck it, though. All I want to say is thank you, God, for my life. And if I said anything that you didn't approve of,

just now you know my heart. Yeah, why are you trying to bring me into all this year? I'm out here appreciating God and what God does. All I'm saying is, I think I can write some Ten Commandments that slap a little harder. What would your Ten Commandments be? Go, number one. Thou shall Fuck, sorry

I don't know something happened Thou Something to happen, bro Thou shall See it's harder than you thought Thou shalt treat people the way that thou want to be treated

Oh you think that ever was said before Thou Are you just remixing the shit God already did? Thou should do one to others as thou should want done to you Hey Literally the golden rule.

But that shit sounded more bronze, bro. The way you bumble that shit. Thou shall be a paper chaser who has thou block on fire. Thou shalt know what it is. Thou shall know that the greatest human act is to inspire. Right? Yes. Thou shall know life is a marathon.

Thou shall never get high on thou's own supply. These are slapping. That's a good one. Right these down? Right these now? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. These are slapping, bro.

Hold up. These are slapping, bro. Thou shall never sell no crack where you rest at. Boom. Right? But thou rest thy head. These are good ones. Yes.

You don't think these are slapping? No, these are good. Come on, man. That's fire. Come on, man. Why we got to talk like that, though? What's this thou and thigh and all that shit? Who the fuck is thou?

Exactly. That's what I'm saying, bro. Who are thai to talk about how thou speaks? That's right. You know what, you know what, you know what, Taylor? You being a day right now. Yeah. You know, was God really on that no-gender shit?

You know, you know, back in the day he was mad progressive. No. There's no zim-z-z-o. No, you know how you know God wasn't on no-gender shit? What's that? Because he's always referred to as he. We do, but back in the day, he could have been thy or that. No, the Bible is full of he.

God, he, God, he, he, he. The Bible isn't written in English. The Bible is like Missy Elliott, bro. He-he-he-he-he-h-how. Like, that's what it is, bro. Like, yo, we got to, you, y'all got to. Yo, y'all got a real. Is y'all flipping nippers'n yet?

Yes. Is y'all flipping nippers'an yet? You know what she was saying? Have God gotten back down there yet? If God gotten back down there yet? That's what it is, man. We have to remix this Bible thing, bro. Let's pay some bills.

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was sexting this dude so crazy. You were reading it? Bro, it was so funny because it was so stereotypically white. You know how when you watch white women talking freaky? Yeah. Bro, she literally said and I'm sitting, I'm like, why is her

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Yeah, how long as you spent watching this shit? I was intrigued. I mean, I was intrigued. Did any pictures get sent? No, I didn't see no pictures. Did she start, like, soaking up that seat? And honestly, I kept turning away because I felt bad, you know what I mean? But it's just like, when you just see that, when the first thing you see is, I can't wait to take control of your heat.

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We're not going to care about. Taylor, T. Diddy. There are. I brought a lot of stuff down. Okay, give us... Taylor, I'm about to piss myself. So if you don't give us an asking idiot. Okay.

Give us two shit we don't care about. Okay. We don't care. Next. What did you all think? We don't care. Next. What else?

What else we got, Taylor? What is getting good? What else we got? No, for real. The controversy, go stroll up. This is a lot of controversy around this. about characters. No?

That's what you're not going to care about. I never saw that shit. I don't even know what the fuck that is. Pixar always puts the fat asses on the, on the female characters. I love that. Shout out to Mrs. Incredible. Yeah,

she got the Fatty. She got the only fatty, you got the only, Fatty, surprise they got only three kids. I love it. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying,

it'll be a whole lot more than that. You can't believe Jack Jack the last one, bro. Let me tell you something, let me tell you something. Mr. Incredible has been up in them guts in one position. Miss Incredible.

I love watching Miss Incredible ride that motorcycle, and she stretches. Whoa. Miss Incredible need to do the Busset Challenge, bro. Yo, if I knew how to draw or do graphics, I would have Mrs. Incredible doing the Busset fucking challenge right now. What is the Busset challenge? Some shit the Screece is calling me to do,

but I ain't going to hit them. I ain't going to give it to him like that. I ain't going to give it to him. They want me to do it. The streets is calling me to do it, but I ain't going to do it. There's one way to do it. Davies, make the call. You call up Charlotte.

And as in the bussy. The bussy challenge. What if I did my, I think my dick getting big. I do think my dick is getting big. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't know if it's a really. Yeah, I was in the shower the other shit hanging, bro. Do you think so?

Yeah, he loses. Nah, that she was hanging the way, that she was hanging different. I'm going to be honest with y'all. I went on porn hub and I was on. I was on point hub and these fucking pills popped up, bro. I'm going to be honest with you. Gobbled them up. Bro.

This shit was so weird. These pills popped up. But the ad for the pills is this dude. this big ass dick. Yeah. Cartoon or real? I don't, I think you, it was, look, it was like some animation shit. I don't know if it was like real, but had like the graphics on it.

No, no, it's animated. And I clicked on it and I was reading about the pills and I ordered them, bro. I'm that guy. I'm that you can get, you can, you can set. And by my, I've ordered, I've ordered, I've ordered penis and loss. Listen, I've ordered penis and lardment pills before. Don't you have an eight inch dick? You're trying to enlarge.

Seven and a half, eight when it's warm. But this guy. Listen, my ego kicked them, bro, because it's a trigger, right? Because, you know, I told you all the story about back in the day. Oh, Dr. Miami. My wife cheated with this dude in college, and she talked about how big as dick was, and I just saw this dick, and I'm like, they had the pills right next to the dick, and I went and I ordered them, bro.

I'm not even going on it. Why would you rather do pills than go to Dr. Miami? He said he's doing it. That shit ain't real. There's no way that there's penis extensions. It don't even work. Because I bought them before. I bought Magna RX before back in the day.

That's supposed to be a penis and a lot of things. You know what's so crazy? I can't even remember the name of this shit because when I got it, I took the label off and I put it in the cabinet next to the vitamins because I don't want to be asking

no questions, bro. Don't judge me, man. You just put it in your cabinet with all the other shit. Exactly. You know, no, it's all the stuff on my side. What happens if your white goes a big assy. No, no, no, no.

That's terrible. That's terrible. Her click gets biggest plug. Yeah, that's scary, bro. I'm telling you, it's the trigger that out. Holy shit. that I will never get over.

You out here still faithful? Yeah, man. Why you've got a bigger dick. I'm saying? Well, no, I got it right next. I got it right next to my jinkoble lobo. I got it right next to the fish oil pill. And it's no label on it, so you don't even fucking know, bro.

But I'm telling you, I do. In my mind, I feel like my dick is getting bigger, bro. I'm telling you. And I'm rereading Judy Blume. Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. Judy Blum actually autographed one for me over the holidays and sent it to me. I was totally shocked.

And so I've been taking the penis pills and I've been saying over and over, I must, I must increase my thrust and I think it's working, bro. I'm telling you, man. Yo, I cannot stand you. I think it's working. Give us two asking idiots, tell you.

Oh, my God. It's crazy. How do I even follow up after that? All right. TDJ underscore Jackson wants to know what would a perfect will be like in your person? Sorry, sorry.

All right. What would a perfect world be in your perspective? Oh, it's a good question. What would it be shown? It's a perfect world in your perspective. A perfect world in my perspective. I don't know. That's a really tough one, man. I guess you would say like equitable. Not equitable. I wouldn't say equitable, but like equal opportunity. You know, I think if everybody had the same opportunity, that would make a lot of people feel better because they'd be like, no, I fuck that up. I could have done it. but when people have this feeling that's justified, they're like they can't get somewhere and if their systems holding them down, I think a lot of resentment comes from that.

So if it was everybody had the equal opportunity to do things, then I think that would be a pretty good world. And then some people are just going to be more successful in others, and that is what it is. Yeah, mine is in the same vein. And I was thinking about this other day, a world with no money, right?

I was thinking, like, what if everybody did things just out of the goodness of their heart? Like, for example, Everything in this room costs money. But what if somebody built these cameras because they wanted to build these cameras, built these computers because they wanted to build these computers and we were able to go get them whenever we wanted.

What if, you know, a mansion? You want a mansion? Somebody would just build you a mansion. You know what I mean? What if people just gave you lights and everything for free, right? Like, what if all of this stuff was just free? Like, everybody was bawling. You know what I mean?

Everybody was bawling. They was real. Like, what would that world be like? But then I thought about it, maybe that's where the innovation comes from. You know what I'm saying? Like, would people still be motivated to create these things if there was no financial incentive? I don't know.

You know what I mean? And there's certain jobs that you're just not going to find enough people feel joy doing. Like, there's not going to be enough people that are going to go, I love cleaning clogged shit out of toilets. I love doing that. But you would do it if you know that everybody was doing it. You know what I'm saying? Because you got to keep the world a better place. You're kind of describing the ideal version of communism, right?

Which is just like, hey, we all are going to make the same amount of money, but we're just going to do the things. things that we love and gravitate to those things. And we're all in this together and nobody's going to be better than another person. And it's like so intoxicating to consume at first. But in practice, it just doesn't end up working because, you know, we are driven by our own selfishness. And like, that's okay as long as there's a system that rewards that selfishness. If you work hard or you should make more money? Yeah. Should you know? I think so. If you work. I mean, but no, no, no, based off this system, yeah.

Have you worked longer, right? If you're working longer than the next guy, but he makes as much as you and you coming home every day, your knees and fucking wrists and shit are all swollen and broken and this guy coming home, nothing. You're just going to start to resent that motherfucker. You're going to be like, yo, I want your job. Yeah, because I think about beautiful places

like the Caribbean and, you know, even, you know, Kabul, places like that. And you're like, yeah, why can't, why do I have to have money to experience this? Or why do I have to live here? Because those places aren't real, bro. That's not the real world. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, what if that's true, though, what if you get on a plane? And that shit takes you just like some virtual reality shit. That's what it is. That's what a resort is. It's virtual reality. You think the Mexicans are living like that? No, they put some fucking walls up and they go, hey, here, white people enjoy.

Nah, it's wild. And it's like they don't make money if we're not there. These places that live off tourism, you know what I mean? That's why Mexico's okay with everybody getting corona. They basically are like, look, we're going to die if we don't have tourism. So Mexicans, you know, fucking breathe better. Yeah, I guess basically what we're saying, if everybody had more equal opportunities, that would be a perfect, man. It was another one, Taylor.

I got a piss so bad. Me too. Last one. Add underscore 2522. If Charlott and Andrew were to break into the Capitol, what would they take? That's a good ass question. First of all, we would never do no shit like that.

Not like that. We would do another way. Nah, I would never do that. Hells, yeah. Doing a sick-ass way. We're doing a tour of the Capitol.

We're real patriots, bro. Not pussies, bro. Yeah, but like if some shit needs to get broken into, we would do it. Did you? Dall shod not covet, bro. I don't even know what that means. I didn't feel like that applied. Yeah, if we were breaking into the cap of it.

Let's say, for example, we had to bust in, right? Let's say Trump was like, I refuse to leave office and all this stuff. And then it was, we were tasked with Stave in America, right? Everybody wanted him out, but he was really trying to stage a coup. And we were tasked with saving America. How will we do it? How will we do it? Al-Qaeda busy?

What you mean? What you mean? You've already ruined Carl and I'll take down this guy. Word up, man. Come on. Man, there's got to be some Al-Qaeda members. roaming around on the low out here. You know what I know what you're really here for?

Like, let me toss you a couple of dollars. You know what I'm just saying? I'm not going to do that. It's hypothetical. It's hypothetical. I can just imagine fucking Charming walking from halal stand to halal stand. Like, yo, yo, you do anything on the side?

Or is this your full-time employment? Like, what's going? Like, what's going? Like, ha. You got in that backpack, bro. Come on. This sauce is fire. Anything else? Fire that you got over there?

Yo, man, this white sauce is explosive. This is the bomb, if you will. Hey, listen, as always, if you look to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. If you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too.

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