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Episode Date: August 9, 2024

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the domain. Now let's start the show. We told you that we was going to do an episode where we just answer questions from our great listeners, man. You know, we've been around for 11 years. People have been listening to the Brewerin idiots a long time. We don't feel like we give you all enough, we don't feel like we give you all enough, you know, time to answer y'all questions, man. I have a question before we start with theirs. Let's do it. You think that the assassination was an inside job? Had to be. But that's what should be so scary to people. Talk to me. It should be so, it should be so scary to people that that was allowed to happen. And I think that when people sit around and they say things like, you know, hey man,

70%, I think it was like 70% of Americans did not want a Biden-Trump rematch. I think the last month and a half has shown us why. We don't want the chaos. We don't want the confusion. I saw Bernie Sanders say some real shit. He was like, politics is supposed to be boring. Yeah. Barack fucked it. Yeah, he made it too exciting. You know what I'm saying? By the way, Clinton in the 90s, JFK in the 60s, but they were still super solid politicians, Barack was a super solid politician,

but Barack came in around the start of the new internet era where in America, not saying that we weren't always obsessed with celebrity, but we're so obsessed with celebrity now. And I say it all the time. Nobody believes, people believe everything except for the truth. You said something in that video you posted the last week. What do you even call those anymore? Because you don't turn your camera to the side.

I don't know, a rant. A rant. Yeah. People really don't believe anything anymore. Yeah, we're desensitized everything. Biden, first of all, Trump gets shot at, okay, that's fake that stage. He set that up. Yeah.

Biden drops out, okay, that's fake that stage. He's actually dead. He's dead. He's dead. Like, we don't believe anything anymore. So when I take a step back and I look at what the truth to the situation is, somebody allowed that to happen. That doesn't happen.

A 20-year-old kid is not sophisticated enough to get into an event, climb up on a roof and get a shot off 150-plus yards away from the president of the United States of America. With a bunch of people pointing at them, with a bunch of people saying, do y'all not see that right there? And that's what should scare us.

It should scare us that somebody says to themselves, I don't like this guy, the former president, he got to go. He got to go. So if I'm Trump, I don't have my chest out. If I'm Trump's followers, I don't have my chest out. Who's saying that, though? That's the thing. Who's saying what?

Who's saying that? Who's making that call? Oh, to try to take him out? I don't know. Do you want to hear some crazy shit? Okay. That kid who has no social media at all. What?

Oh, it gets crazier. That kid has no social. media. I didn't know that. He was a registered Republican, apparently, but also donated to the Democrats. And he was in an ad. He was in a Republican ad. No, he was in a Black Rock ad. That wasn't a Republican? No, Black Rock's just a hedge fund. Okay, okay. They would probably lean Republican because they allow them to keep more money. But what the pro-Trump ad though, right? No, no, no. It was just a black rod ad about a teacher that was going into retirement. What that teacher taught is, you know, skills for retirement funds, I think. Got you. That Blackrod ad was done a couple years ago. that Black Rock ad was produced by our good friend Ryan Ling

Get the fuck out of here Ryan. The guy who created Guy Code. He does the social media stuff for Black Rock. It's like one of his... He's a producer. He does shows. He does a bunch of things, but that's one of the...

To my guy, Ryan. Shout of Ryan. Ryan wasn't there on the shoot. He was producing, so he hired all the DPs and the staff and everything. produce the shoot. Oh, what? What? What the fuck?

I was speaking to the other day, we were catching up, and he was like, and he was like, you know, and the blackguard was like, hey, we need like the kid's paperwork to do, you know, permission slip and all that kind of shit, and we need all the footage, we need to give it to the FBI so they can learn about this kid. And he's like, now this could be just because I know what happened, but I was looking at that kid's like permission for him. He goes, it's the creepiest handwriting ever seen.

Oh, Ryan cut it out. That's what he said, bro. felt that way if he didn't try to kill the president. He said that. He said that. He's like, I'm sure I'm thinking of this just because. Now, what's interesting is this kid is the, I'm going to use quotations right here, the perfect kid to do an assassination attempt without the country devolving into civil war. Because if he was like a diehard, liberal, Jewish, migrant. Oh, my God. Not even that. We're just a liberal, just like a purple-haired lesbian liberal.

Then all of a sudden the conservatives would be like, oh, it's war. They took out our guy. we have to go after. But the fact that he donated to the Democrats, but he was a registered Republican, him and his dad would shoot guns. He was like the exact middle person and he had no social media footprint. What fucking 20-year-old kid

has no social media footprint? And if he donated $14, the Trump campaign. No, it was Biden's campaign. No, it was Biden. It was a back blue. Yeah. So it was literally perfectly balanced so either side could claim

that it was the other side's rhetoric that radicalized them. didn't know where the fuck it came from. To me, that's like too perfect. You get him out of here without having the country devolve into utter chaos. No social media for a 20-year-old is crazy. Also, what you're angry about? You're not getting bullied. Oh, no, they didn't do the video of him getting bullied.

I saw that video. But not cyber bullied. No. You getting bullied in person like the rest of us got bullied. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He was getting an old school bully. The good kind.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the kind we respect. We respect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it up. That's the kind that makes fucking tech and tech stars. That's what I'm saying.

saying he was getting the kind of bully that he should have created, you know, America's next great app. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's just a crazy, it's just all the things about it are just crazy. So who started to cut? Who do you think takes him out? What organization, what people have that kind of power?

I don't know, but that's why I don't think we should rush to say it's fake. Like I did not like that because if you rush to say it's fake, then you're not even going to try to use any critical thinking skills to see where the fuck this shit came from. Who sent you? Do some investigation. Let's try to figure out what the fuck is going on because you want to know what the motives are, right?

Because let's think about it like this. Registered Republican, 20 years old, supported Republicans at one point, may not like this maggot shit. May not like the rhetoric coming from Donald Trump. May feel like Donald Trump's rhetoric is so divisive that it is causing all these issues in the world. Like if you listen, if you are an American person

and you listen to some of the things that come out of Donald Trump mouth, you've got to say to yourself, hell no, I don't want my country to go in that direction. Isn't that a gene? Like if you are the people, the puppeteers, and you have to pick somebody to go do it, you would want to pick a Republican to do it.

Because now the Republicans have to deal with infighting in the party. Is Trump too extreme and do Republicans not like him? You get potential division in the party, but you don't. You obviously get them unify. But you don't get this animosity of the left for making that innocent kid a radicalized person based on the rhetoric.

I don't think it was, by the way, I don't think it was a professional hit and it was not Democrats. Number one, Democrats were way too cowardly to ever do something like that. And if they were going to try to take Trump out, they'd use a drone. They'd done that shit before.

With drones. That's old school. They're not putting nobody on a roof in 2024. To take a shot. Like, that's like... Son, who do you think killed Abraham Lincoln? That was the 30s. Not even the 30.

What year was that? 1800s. 1866? Yes. Like, that's what I'm saying? That's old school. What? And it was a totally different...

The ideology of the parties was totally different at that time. Ideology of the parties is totally different now. The ideology of the parties changes all the time. But that's... My point is 1800s. Yes, I can see somebody... Democrats are capable of it. Not in 2024.

I don't believe that. Bro, they kill them. And they wouldn't do it that primitive is what I'm saying. These politicians. Look how good they did it. They did it in a way where no one can trace it back. They didn't do it good at all. You, yeah, yeah.

Cut it out. How about this? How about this? Put it out of it. Put it out of it. If they wanted him gone. Yeah. He'd be gone.

He'd be gone. Easily. Yo, remember when Trump came in last time and he goes, I want private security. I'm not going to use the secret service. Chris, you wasn't here last week. Tell him. Tell him the theory you told me that that was great. Which one?

About what Trump's going to do now? Oh, this is the play. He'll, if he gets elected, he'll say the Secret Service failed me. I'd ask for private service. They, you know, more protection or my own security. They failed me. And because of that, I'm disbanding the Secret Service. And I'm bringing an Eric Prince and Black Rock to be.

Blackwater. Blackwater, right. to be my private version of security and he'll expand it into basically his private army and that's when it's over. Y'all, y'all like are so terrified about the end of democracy and all this other times.

You can't spew conspiracy theories and get mad at this one. This is great. This ain't even conspiracy. I can see this thing's holding right now. Prince already went on Twitter and said, yeah, I'd be happy to take it. I got you. I got it. This is not conspiracy.

This is, happening. These conversations are happening. And Trump is already saying he's shitting on the Secret Service right now. No, but he's also very complimentary of the Secret Service when he did the R&B. Not no more. Not the last couple of days. Not since they put that young lady on the stand and made her the latest example of DEI. Thank God she's white. I mean, Jesus Christ.

But why would she be the head of the Secret Service? Why would a woman ever be in that position? No, I mean this sincerely. Can you please pull up the video? There's a nobody, at least I haven't seen nobody. Is there a female four-star general? Like, I'm just trying to tell. No, no, what I'm trying to say is, when in history have women been in the roles of violent protection?

Tell me when in history, outside of Joan of Arc, that women have been in the roles of violent protection. Is there a four-star female general? When she defended Beyonce in the elevator against Jay-Z. You're right. I was violent protection. You're right. I don't want women in the heads of violent protection. I don't want that.

Listen. I guess you don't want a women president because she'll have the top. No, no, no, because she'll hire like women do. She'll hire a man for violent protection. You hire men for violent protection. Nobody in history has ever said, hire me a woman to violently protect me. No one in history has ever said that. No one in history.

Listen, he ain't wrong when he's right. It's a marvel idea. I'm not saying anything. Dora Mahaj or whatever the fuck that shit is. Is it dormelage? Yeah. It's a Marvel idea. But that's not America.

Keddafi had an elite female bodyguards. No, he didn't. All right. But that's not America, though. Say it. I guess you should say American history. No, he didn't. You can't point to it.

And also what happened to Gaddafi? They stormed his motherfucking castle because he had these g-hous out outside painting their fucking nails. You know what happened to Gadda-da-da-da. Once again, if they want you, they're going to get you. Facts, but he was getting a little loose. You know who ordered it on Gaddafi. Huh?

You know who ordered it on Gaddafi? Big Hill. All right. Big Hill. Okay. Okay. So who would you go to if you really wanted to take that's all I'm saying. Say that's all I'm saying.

You know, listen, the real C's you got to worry about? Oh, my God. The real Cs you got to worry about, no disrespect to the Crips out there in L.A. No disrespect to the Crips here in New York. But the real Cs you got to worry about are them Clintons. Listen. Is those Clintons when they get to sea walking? Ooh, he's smoking today.

We are smoking today. Those sees may not do a lot of crippling, but they've done a whole lot of clipping. Allegedly. Yes, they do. Allegedly. This is the shit. Look at this.

Stop. Oh, you set the video. This is it. Nobody's talking about this. Rewind it, Taylor. Yeah. Look at this one. I'm about to say, look at the woman in the shades.

Yeah. Look at how she keep trying to put her gun away. Go back, Taylor. Let me, let me set this up before show's watch. Listen, I know. This woman kept trying to put her gun away and couldn't do it. What's the first line of the roast? Yeah.

I don't remember. Was something faster than a woman than a lady cop could fumble her fire on? Yes. She couldn't put her gun away, but also why are you putting your gun away? The president just got shot at. Everybody else got their guns out, including the other lady standing next to you. Why are you trying to put your gun away? You don't hire women for violent protection.

violent protection. Why? Oh, it said that on the tweet, okay, okay. Say again? There's women security. They know women's security. It's women security in TSA. Yeah, because you're not allowed

to touch a woman as a man. A man can't pat down a woman to see if you got bombs on you. They have to hire women to do that. I will say this. There's a woman that'll smoke your ass from 500 feet away. No, yeah, yeah.

I'm not saying that women are not capable of shooting people. Yes, they are 100%. But never in history has anybody hired for violent protection. You need someone to protect your child. Are you hiring a woman?

Yes. What nans and babies are all about. You said protection. Now, you say violent protection is different. You said feed, play with, change, that's protection. But you said, violent protection, violent protection. I don't mind a female security if they got a gun. Tell me.

I don't. I've seen you with security guards for the last 10 years. I ain't never seen a girl with heels walk into this shit. I've had, I've had a couple of women. Not just the woman, though. Not just the woman. You need a man to protect her. That's all I'm saying.

I'm not saying, listen, there are a certain thing. Violent protection. Let me ask you something. Wait, this is not bad at all. This is not bad. This is a good discussion. Yo, do you hire a six-foot dude to play center? In the day of the NBA, you can get away with that.

No, you can. You don't hire six foot two to play center because that's not what they do. They don't play center. By the way. They play point guard. The reason you can not really, you can't really debate on this subject. Because it's facts. She just got fired.

And this video, I thought when this shit first happened, I was like, what is she doing? She could not put her gun away. But my thing is, why are you putting your gun away when the president just got shot at? What does a woman know about a roof? Oh, my God. You cannot. They never built a roof. They never roofed it.

They never put the shingles on. They don't even clean this shit out the gutter. You got a man got to go do that. Somebody told me, I don't know if this is true. How often y'all seen a woman take the leaves out the gutter? It's not the... I've never seen it once. But that's not the mean...

If a woman on a roof, if a woman that was on the roof, she's escaping her husband. That doesn't mean that's happening. She's escaping and abuse of husband. By the way, I don't think there's too many women who would want a violent job. They don't want those jobs. There's not too many men who would... want this shit. I don't think there's too many women who would say, you know what, I want to be a professional security guard that might have to kill these girls question everything. They are

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They're questioning everything They've ever done in their life right now They're like, I didn't think they're really happening I thought I got to wear a rain man I felt like that about the whole secret service They all was like oh shit The fuck It's like all that they're trained

This is what we were trained for real? For real? Oh, they really still doing this In 2014? Like, I don't think that they ever thought a president would get shot at it. No. Ever.

That's why it was also a while when Trump jumped up and was like, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. Fight who? You don't even know who shot at you, bro. I was the bravest shit I ever seen, bro. Judging on American history where there are multiple shooters

at every single assassination. That's what made it stupid. It was done. Secret service you're supposed to keep them down. That's why I thought they were in on it. I was like, why are you letting this motherfucker do it? They probably were show. That's my whole point.

somebody. This is what I keep talking about when I keep talking about the dangerous rhetoric. Good dick. You could flip them female security. You can flip them female secret service with good dick. But that's what I keep talking about when I keep talking about dangerous rhetoric where Trump has created a political environment that he's not even safe in. I don't think he's created it. I don't think he's created it. A hundred percent. We've never seen it like that. You have to show me. Clearly we've seen it like it. JFK's brains are all over. Dallas for a reason. But JFK didn't, JFK wasn't out here telling motherfuckers the fight. Yo, there was the governor of Montana. He was telling the CIA, he was shutting them down. Well, how was that threatening, though? How's that threatening rhetoric that caused

political violence? He threatened their jobs and their control. Donald Trump literally said one time when he was talking about keeping Hillary Clinton out of the office, and he was like, if she gets on and adds Supreme Court judges, there's nothing you can do. And then he goes, well, there is something you two-way people can do. When the governor of Montana slammed the reporter. He said that shit? Yes. That's crazy.

When the governor of Montana- Now, that's crazy. He can't say that shit. When the governor of Montana slammed the news reporter, he was like, that's my type of guy. You know? January 6th, his supporters were literally out there chating to hang his vice president. Hang Mike Pence. It's like, yo, come on, man.

Come on. Like, at some point, we got to stop. Let's discuss the whole- Why is the Secret Service in a suit? I don't think that that's, like, the most efficient outfit to, like, protect somebody in. They don't look ready for war. Yeah, I want you dressed up like one of them Dagestani wrestlers. But there's military out there, too, though.

That's the other thing people don't realize. There are military. The guys on the roof got on the boots and the fatigue and the T-shirts. The guy that took the dude out, he looks like he's ready for action at any given time. I like that. I like that. I don't like the Secret Service look, though. I do think they need to update it.

Like, this shit looks like. What are you wearing up? It looked comical. It looked like The Matrix. Yeah, it looks like a caricature of what the Super Service should be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's kind of fire. But you can't do that Agent Smith shit.

That's true. Like, I think we need a completely different look, more threatening. Well, violence protection. Trump's version of the SS Nazis is on the way. Wait, what is that? The Secret Service. That's the first time I've ever heard of them called it the SS, by the way. SS Nazis.

This was the first time. It's been the Secret Service. my entire life and now all of a sudden day to SS. SS Nazis? Not that Nazi. His version is on the way. I just think we got, I just think everybody's, we got to start believing things.

Even if you don't want to believe it, just take it for what it is. Why would we want this to be fake? Chris, what do you think, what do you think happened? You think it was an inside job? I think it's, what's the term you said before? Anlan's Razor. No, Ascams Razor, I think.

No, Hanlans. What is? Ascom's razor is basically When I bring Hanlon's razor up, I'm going to need you to denounce your Asianness. Okay. Got some Asian shit? Hanlin's razor, never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. I think Oscom's razor is literally the exact same thing.

What is Althorne's razor? Oscom's razor is, let the dick hit the back ball in the throat. Why do all the people got razors? Anyway. Violence protection. I think it's, I've honestly looked at it from a million different angles and analyzed video and done everything everybody else's. I think it's an autistic mentally old kid who got an automatic weapon and tried to take out somebody. I think he could.

But how did nobody stop him? He was under a roof. It's not whether, it's not why he wants to do it. There are threats against presidents every single day. Every day someone's trying to kill the president. That's right. Right. And there is an elite, what we thought was in.

elite institution that executes at the highest level to ensure the protection of president. We were all terrified when Barack Obama was accepting the... Oh, my God. I was holding my breath. I'm going to tell you when I got scared. When they did demoticated, he got out the car, him and Michelle and Walt. Oh, y, y, y, y'all, my God. So let's back it up.

So this is my understanding of it. The kid comes. What's not clear to me is his... rifle in plain view, how is he carrying the rifle? And I don't say this, the gaslight the situation, but honestly, is a white guy with a rifle something that's never been seen before to Donald Trump rally? No. I don't know what the answer is. I do say, Chris, Chris, you can't take a rifle onto the grounds. But he's not on the ground, though, right? Yes, he was. He's outside of the ground. He's outside of the ground. He's outside of the ground. I'm saying.

Has? Because I thought that for us, too. I was like, how did he even get in with the gun? So here's a thing. He's outside of the perimeter. But he's outside of the perimeter. But, he's outside of the perimeter. But AOC even said why she said when she was interrogating the, what was her fate, the Peter Griffin looking chick, what's her name? The Secret Service. Yeah, Kim Cheatel. When she was, when she was interrogating her, she was like, why, if the AK47's range

is 300 feet or whatever, AR 15 range is, then that should have been the range. Why wasn't that the range? And this is the most common automatic weapon in America. Why wasn't that the protective range of this? And the chick didn't have an answer. I mean, that is a, it's a great fucking question. And yeah, it's an amazing question. Like, what the fuck?

I think what happened is they didn't want to add more personnel. So it's like, hey, we make the range for the amount of personnel we have. And then the other authorities that were there, the local police, they were supposed to cover that outside. I heard that too. And it made me wonder, do. former presidents get less secret service than current presidents? I think they do. Yeah, that's

because that's the only reasoning for that. I didn't know that local law enforcement does that. Other thing, too, I have the video, does he have the gun while he's climbing up the building? That I don't know. There's no video of him climbing up the building. I saw a video of him like pulling himself up on the building. Really? Yeah, with these kids, it was because he's got pointing at him.

Like, yo. So you got guys pointing at him. 30 minutes in. To local authorities, right? And they're like, he's got a gun. He's got a gun. then my understanding is one of the local cops. The policeman pops his head up. Kid points the gun at the policeman. The policeman jumps down or goes down because I think he was on the shoulders of the cop.

And then he immediately turns around and takes the shots of Trump. Because then my mind pivots to the shot of the two snipers. They took him out immediately. But they knew he was there. You can see the guy like standing. Yeah. He almost can't believe what he's seeing. But now I also empathize with him because.

Right. It felt very human to me. Because here's the thing. It's not only human. It's political. Do I do this? Because if it's not the right call. Exactly.

That's the thing. You don't know if the dude has a gun or not. You just see somebody on a roof. Now, there are other people that are on other structures. There's probably people hanging on trees. Like, anybody to get a seat. Anybody to look. If you go to a game at Fenway, there's people on top of other buildings that are watching

to get anybody who can see. So you see this dude on the top of roof. And in that moment, you're going, am I about to kill a migrant? And then this whole campaign is over? We're just killing innocent migrants that just wanted to watch Trump. So you can't believe it. You're holding your breath.

You're like, what the fuck is going on there? It's like literally he has, he doesn't trust what he's seeing through the scope. He wants his own eyes to see it. And then he's like, fuck, that guy's got a gun, ducks down and they came over. Took him out. Why he didn't know any of you? I don't know. The guy who did that kill shot.

Here's my thing. It was 10 minutes in between when the people notified the local police. No, they said it was, they said it was, they said it was, they said it was, they said it was. They saw him, they saw this kid walking. in the grounds and stopped him because he had a range finder. Yeah. If you see somebody at an event with a range finder? How can you hide an AR-15 though?

Bye. Probably I would say in his leg, if you have baggy pants, you could just have it. But that means he was in the event? Yeah. No, he's outside of the perimeter. But they still is local law enforcement outside of the park. I remember, this is a very pro-second amendment crowd. They might not like, that's what I'm saying.

I'm not trying to gaslight, but like they meet it, bro. So they saw him earlier. They label him as suspicious. but not a threat. I don't get it. Here's my thing. And I don't think any of us know the answer. If there was a force that was behind this,

you don't send one 20-year-old kid in a plane sight, the climb up on a roof in front of everybody. That's all I'm saying. And when Trump stands up and gives the fist, that's when you. That's another shot. You want to take one. I think it's exactly what it seems like.

I think this kid was mentally ill. He had a gun. And they said he was good. I mean, what do I know what he was really Googling, right? Like, we're just trusting what we're giving us. But I do think in this, in a historical scope, if Trump had been killed, it would be such a cosmic event in America that you know that going in and you don't send. It was almost, you know, like a kid in plain sight just climbing a ladder in front of everybody.

And then like, nobody wants that. If Trump would have got killed, it would have been complete. I think it was just a security failure and a mentally ill kid. He was giving the signal. I think it was bad communication between local law enforcement and secret service. I have a question. Is our assassination attempt so prevalent and thwarted so often that simply reducing the amount of security and allowing there to be a roof to be on that was close enough to kill Trump,

but outside of the protected range almost guaranteed that someone would try meaning because this kid case the place he came he was looking they was doing a day before and earlier that same day exactly so it's like I wonder if every single time a president's about to talk there's some fucking mentally ill person that's going to try but because of the way that they protect the situation

they just can't get in they try they like fuck there's no way to do it so maybe maybe it's so common that people do this. It's almost like leaving a wallet with cash on the street. Somebody's going to go pick it up. And in this situation, they could plead ignorance.

They could plead, you know, they were just horrible at their job. They could plead whatever they want. You can't prove that they made someone do it, but they created and allowed a scenario where it was doable. Yeah,

I think if you look at it historically, like I was reading about Queen Victoria in England the other day, there were like five assassination attempts against her. Yeah. Like, every president has. You know, generally throughout history, president is the most dangerous job in the world.

Absolutely. You know where the term assassin comes from is actually very interesting. Hashashen. And that was a group of assassins that lived in the mountains of Syria and you could purchase their services by paying them in their body weight in hash. That's the only payment they took. And you would pay them in hash. No matter who you were, they would come down from the mountains in Syria

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Like, can we just acknowledge that? Can we just acknowledge that? It might be free Islam. I'm not sure. I think it's 12th century. They would have been most of it. Let's do some asking idiots, man. That's what we have for.

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where we really just devoted it to asking idiots. Talk to us. Let's see what's happening. Carrie Amazing says Hannah, okay, Hannah underscore M.D says if C to God ran for press, who would be his VP? Man, let's get back to being serious in America.

Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, literally. Let's get back to being serious. I'm really with Bernie Sanders when I'm like, let the politicians be the politicians. Let them be boring. Like, let's get back to that.

So to answer your question, who would be by VP? I don't fucking know. I just don't even think these are hypotheticals even. I love the pod. I'll be OVP. Shultz if you ran for president. I would never run for press. I have no interest in politics.

Man. But, uh, I have interest in politics, but not to run. No, no, yeah, no interest in being a politician.

But, Charlotte, everything you said about we don't want the old politicians is why you should get a non-politician. Yeah, but you got all of these new people that don't necessarily think like

politicians, even though they are. I think government Shapiro represents that. I think Governor Whitmore represents that. I think Governor Westmore and Maryland represents that. I think people like Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett represent that. Hell, even on the Republican side, I think Nancy Mays represents that. Like,

these are people who are young enough to get it. You know what I'm saying? Like, Governor Shapiro didn't have to listen to Meek Mill and wallowing all of them when they was trying to do probation reform and criminal justice reform and the Clean Slade Act in Pennsylvania.

He didn't have to listen to Michael Rubin' him, but he did. You know, he was an attorney, But why was he trying to sign him to, you know, exploitive record deals or something like that? What you mean? No, oh, he tells the story. Michael Rubin came to him and was like, you need to look into this Meek Mill situation. Yeah. He was when he was attorney general.

He was like, why? Yeah. And so when he started looking into it, he started to see the injustices. Of course, we now see how corrupt the judge was, all of that type of stuff. So he was right to get involved. He didn't have to. But because you have somebody like Michael Rubin, who's coached, he was called him, competent and can use somebody like Meat Mills celebrity to open up a bigger discussion

which creates legislation that doesn't just benefit a privileged celebrity. It benefits everybody in Pennsylvania. I like that type of shit. Those are the kind of people I want in office. People that are willing to listen to folks they normally wouldn't listen to. Because we're having these discussions about, you know, politicians that are different. No, you need politicians that are willing to listen to people that they don't normally listen to.

what are we seeing now? They listen to donors. You know what I'm saying? I don't care what nobody's safe. Biden's up out of here because of the donors. Yep. I don't care what y'all says. Depos? Sure.

But really the donors. Chris, when the donors tell you we're not donating another regent, and if he don't tell he don't step down, God dang. See you later. You know what I'm saying? It certainly puts a lot of pressure on. Two weeks.

I think he didn't last two weeks since after that. Watching all those motherfuckers switch up on them. bro. Clooney switched up on him. Was it Matt switched up on him? Cluny had everybody was mad at Clooney. He had every right to be able to do that. Talk to me.

He had the largest, first of all, he's always a big donor to Democrats, but he just had the largest single event to raise the most money for Democrats ever. Yeah. $27 million. If I raised $27 million for you, you goddamn right, I'm going to talk my shit.

But why would he raise the money for somebody who obviously wasn't fit to do the job? Because he's probably clearly a guy who's been riding for the blue for a long time. And that was probably the first time he saw the president up close in so long. That's what I would think. He was like, damn. And also, you've got to remember that as much as I understand it, Biden positioned the debate among donors as, listen, I know you have concerns.

I'm coming. That's right. I'm going to come here and put it down and you won't have concerns anymore. He didn't do that. So, you know, all right. It was fair. He showed us that dick didn't work. Right.

It's one thing to hear about the dick not working. But then, see it. Yeah. Dang. Anyway, okay, here's one. Carrie Amazing. Would people vote for an AI candidate over a human? Yes.

It's actually quite interesting. Why do you think yes? Because of the world we live in. No. Shit, y'all argue with bots all day now. That's true. Yeah, but you got to prompt AI. So it's still somebody that's controlling the AI.

Here's my issue with the AI president, assuming that you didn't have to prompt them. AI is a collection of all the data that's out there. So it's just synthesizing everything and then making a decision based on that. How do you give it a moral compass? How do you give it a code? And then maybe that's where you're talking about the prompts,

but like you have to give it some sort of directive. And then whatever that directive is is going to be how it makes its decisions. So yeah, I don't think that AI is exactly what people think it is where it's kind of like thinking for itself. It's just digesting all the data and information that's out there and then regurgitating it. In theory, it could be very democratic

because all it's going to do is give you the sum of every Republican and Democrat. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. Or it will give you the sum of the, a loud minority that yapp online all the time. I was just going to get your source material. Is it presidential libraries? Is it biographies?

Is it autobiographies? So this is interesting. And now we're deciding what the source material is. Right. If this is actually a kind of cool question. Now it has access to all the classified stuff that we don't know and see. Do y'all not wrong meta AI and chat GPTR, bro? What do you mean?

Like regularly? Just regularly wrong. Like, because it's just going. off of data that's out there and the data's wrong. I've been practicing on both of them just to see. Like, they're so wrong with shit. Like, when I say unbelievably wrong,

and like I always say, I use me as a reference, because I know the truth. About you. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's just like... Oh, this is fun. Give me a question I ask it.

He's on board with AI now. Remember when he was... I'm not, because it's too much misinformation. But you're using it. I'm using it because I want to see what the future is, and I want to know what everybody else is going to be using, right? Like, oh, man, there's a, put it like, there's a company that I Googled.

I Googled what was the origins of the company. And it was telling me, like, my wife founded it. And, you know, you'd be sitting in the room like, there's something going on that I don't fucking know about it. Give me a question to ask it. Ask, which one are you on? I'm chat chippy. Ask, what is Carviva wellness?

Hey, what is Carviva wellness? How do you spell Carviva? K-R-B-I-B-A- Wellness. Oh, okay. K-R-K-R-K-R-B-I-B-A Wellness. Okay. Okay. Carbiva Wellness, often associated with wellness resorts

around Lake Kariba, focuses on providing and relaxing and rejuvenating experience through various wellness facilities and activities. I don't know, you type of something else. I don't know what? Carviva Wellness beverages. I'm sorry. Oh, my gosh.

I'm like, what? Carviva wellness. What is Carbiba Wellness Beverage? What is Carbiba Wellness beverages? Why don't you just type it? You talk in the phones? Yeah, I only talk to the day. Really?

And then I have it read back to me at like 2xb. I mean, they're like audio is so much better. Carbba Wellness Beverages. Market it under the name Cariba Premium Water? No. Let me type it in, bro. Yeah. This shit is hard.

Let me see. Oh, because you put in Carbiba. I don't know what that fuck that shit is. You got it. Hold on. Oh, Lord. Jesus Christ, Andrew, what the fuck do you be typing on your phone? What came up?

Every time I try to type it, it says, it changes it. To what word? Carina, Maria. God damn. Hold on. God damn. How do you spell it? K.

A.R. R-B-I-B-A. Because this fucking Andrew's phone. It's my fault. Oh, see, now, see, this is accurate. Let's see. This is accurate. See, chat GPT work.

But see, I did this before, and it said something. It said, it said that, but it said my wife. That's my girl, Angela, Sluke to Angela Zing. I was like, what the fuck? Sluf to Angela, yes. See, that's accurate. See, maybe it changes. Maybe if you ask enough questions, maybe, because it does do that sometime, right?

you'll ask questions. What did Andrew Schultz's parents do for a living? Hedge wonders. No. Let's see. Let's see. This would be crazy. Will you use chat?

Yeah. Chat TV. Oh my God. This is incredible. Andrew Schultz's father, Larry Schultz, worked as a reporter and was a military veteran. His mother, Sandra Cameron, was a professional ballroom dancer and owned the Sandra Cameron Dance Center in Lower Manhattan for over three decades. Yeah.

Yeah. You, that's fucking awesome. When I typed it in in Gemini, I got Andrew Schultz's father, Robert Schultz is a businessman. His mother's name is Susan Schultz. She's a homemaker. You type my name last wrong. No, I got it. Well, that isn't even fucking close.

Which one do you use? I use Chat GPT. Open Aon. Is this the right one? Let me see. This one with the fucking logo? No. Oh, so see I might got some bullshit.

See? The logo should look like this. Now there's there's different types of So this was like the OG the original one I mean there's there's different GPs and like there's different GBT's for different things So for example there's one that's actually good for like history and research They said the chat GPT one isn't the good one for that there's another one I forget in the name But like that's one that you should do if you're actually trying to research historical facts

And it like lends itself to that more okay But also like here's the thing It's the knowledge for the AI comes from people Well, no books, et cetera Like it just reads the whole internet And if the books Are false or manipulated or change Right? History is won by the winners

So it's AI is just going to know the version of history That we give it. So it's even more manipulatable Like you can really change the future I don't like that Yeah Because this is what people are going to be relying on Yes like put it like this

I typed in the Charlemagne love Anguilla this is on meta AI yes Charlamine the god has expressed his love for Anguilla a small island in the Caribbean he has mentioned it in various interviews on social media calling it his second home

in a place where he finds peace and relaxation Charlemagne has strong ties to Anguilla as his grandmother was from the island it's not true like see they're just a little extra and look give me five jokes about homelessness.

I could not write jokes about homelessness. Would you like to write a different joke? That's morality coming in with it. Yeah. But why are they asked, you can't be immoral? No, no,

it's trying. This thing you were worried about how it's going to ruin the world, it's trying to be a little bit of it. All right, Taylor, let's scroll down. Let's see another one.

It says Nila is a general manager of the Black Effect Podcast Network. Chris. It's crazy. Med-A-I I don't know about Meta-I is fucked up

Oh, this is a good one I just sent you That's the one? I need to get on that one. Danny Oonty And pay for the premium bird What's the one show you love to watch But hate telling people You're into?

Ooh Here's a show I love to watch And actually I don't hate Telling people that I'm into The Real Housewives of New Jersey That show is so fucking entertaining Is it? Oh my God

I mean a lot of real housewives franchise are, though. Shout out to Joe and Melissa, I bumped into them out in the Hamptons and very sweet people. But my wife was watching it while she was pregnant and when we first had the baby, she was home with the baby old day and I just got like so sucked into these storylines.

It was like unbelievable television. You're talking about like a real show where like a real family the guy ends up going to jail then extradited, he's separate like there's all these like the drama that would happen in a scripted TV show that you have to suspend disbelief because

you're like it's fake, it's happening in a real fucking show. It's kind of crazy. Yeah, there's no show that I love to watch that I hate people telling. If I love a show, I can't wait to tell people. Yeah. I like Star Wars, the Accolate, the new one. Oh, it's really good? No, everybody's saying it's trash, but I like it.

Star Wars has jumped the shark, bro. That's how do you see? That's what I like. It's over. They're like, you still watch Star Wars? I'm like it. I didn't give a fuck about that shit, bro. I didn't watch none of them, bro.

I didn't watch, I think maybe I watched episode to do. But I didn't watch none of those fucking shows. watch the movies and then that was it. There's nothing on Star Wars that seems like unreal anymore. The world seems more unreal than Star Wars. What's your mean? Exactly what I said. There's nothing on Star Wars.

They're traveling light speed to different universes. What does that mean? Nowadays. You can't do that. Have you done any virtual reality? Have you ever rolled the fucking Avatar ride at Universal Studios? I hate doing those VR rides. That shit is way flyer than watching a bunch of

When you put that VR shit on and you're on that shit and you can feel the dragon breathing or whatever the fuck they'd be riding on Avertone, you can feel the water splashing on you and you like Star Wars. What kind of kicks you get out of Star Wars? Chubaka used to be something. R2D2. R2 D2? Yeah, that shit is trash.

Just the cat GPD. It's 10 times better than R2D2. Just fuck out of him. Roll around doing absolutely nothing. Scroll down, Taylor. Yeah. Star Wars. Yeah, Star Wars need to step it up.

It's why I hate Tel Aviv. CEO underscore, oh, if you are an emotion, are creating one, what would you be? Easy call. Go. Stoicism. Is that an emotion? It's a philosophy. It's a principle, a philosophy that's rooted in basically keeping your emotions in check.

Okay. You know, even though it's very hard to do. Maybe it's not just being as biased and objective as possible, not being emotionally attached to anything. So therefore you're always just kind of observing things as they are and as you see them, which causes you sometimes to, you know, get in trouble, right? Because people want you to, there are certain things. They feel like you're supposed to have a certain reaction to. No.

No. But what we do for a living, we need to emotionally react. That's what makes it so great. Do you? Or do you need to just sit back and be objective and be able to observe all angles of a situation? I think that. It's no fun when you're sitting. on TV and you know a person's thinking.

Like, I know how J.D. Vance is going to come about Trump. Yeah, that's boring. I know how this person is going to come about Trump. I want to hear some real opinion. But they're not operating. Yeah, but those guys, even as it aren't operating emotionally. Like, I love, at least with stand-up, is when you are speaking emotionally about something. Like, you are, it is affecting you, and you are sharing those feelings right or wrong.

But you see, comedians are such a great example to use because they see things from all angles. Yes. You have to be in order to get the right jokes. That's fair. That's fair. So you need a certain amount of stoicism to get the right angle. But you also need a certain like emotional connection because we don't want to see people just do word problems. We want them to be passionate about the shit that they're saying up there. And that's, I feel like we just got a bunch of people doing a word problem. Actually, fuck problems. A bunch of word vomit. Vomit. People are just saying shit, putting shit together because it sounds good. It's like, what the fuck do they even mean? Then we spend hours going back and forth debating some shit that this person didn't even really believe in the first place. No, that's true.

Sit back, objectively see some shit, give a proper opinion, you know, show me that you can see it from all. I don't trust people who can't see things from both sides, yo. Yeah, 100%. I find that boring, predictable. Yeah. It's like, eh. I mean, the number one most interesting quality or engaging quality of human being is not knowing what they're going to say next. That's right.

It's like Mike Tyson is still beloved and famous to this day. And I think there's many different reasons to go into it. He's given us, you know, these epic fights. But I think the thing is you never know what the fuck he is going to say next. He could start crying in middle of an interview, professes love for God. He could say absolutely crazy shit when he's doing shit talk. You just never know what the fuck that guy is going to say next. And because of that, any time we see him, we watch.

That's the fact. That's a fact. Mark Shang-Lee, what did he say? Oh, this is interesting. After Kendrick Drake and Jake Cole, who do you see holding the torch for hip-hop in the next 10, 20 years? is there a younger generation that you see eventually becoming those three names? Is there anybody in the younger generation where you're like, yep, they got it. They're going to take it there.

JID? I don't know if you... I think J.D is more generation now. I mean, the problem, and it's not... I don't know if it's a problem. It's going to be hard. There will be another generation, guaranteed. I'm just not sure how it happens because in order to be one of those guys,

There was a traditional system in place that rewarded you in a different way. You know what I mean? Like, when we had Latoya Luckin on and she was just telling the whole story about you had to do talent shows. And then you had to get a manager, getting a manager was the shit. Then you had to get signed to a record label. And then you had to actually get a producer that wanted to work with you. And you had to find songwriters. So there was this whole process.

to become a superstar. Kendrick, Drake, and Cole went through that whole process. They went through the process. There's no process anymore, so I don't know what gets you, I don't know what gets you to that level in 2000. And also, like, groups are so segregated

because radio isn't the predominant listening place for music, it's harder for everybody to be listening at the same exact time to the same 10 or 20 artists. if you're into this specific type of country music, you could listen to that, and you think it's the biggest music on the planet.

But not everybody's, there's no, what is it? What is that MTV show? The top. There's no TRL. There's no show that lets us know these are the hits now that everybody's watching. That's right. So, yeah, I could actually see there being way more successful artists.

They're just not as famous. Yeah, I mean, shit. NBA Young Boy is a great example of that, right? Summer Walker is a great example of that So my like Tink is a great example of that Like these people have super Coat-like followers Who love them

You know At least Summer gets radio play Tink don't get as much radio play as she should Even though she writes smash records They got gold plaques platinum plaques They're selling out shows But It's not

Sizzle Yeah Ciz came through a Different era. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like she came through a system. And being a young boy got like six, seven number one albums

or something crazy like that. At one point, he should have been one of the biggest rap stars in the game. Yeah. And he probably was. Yeah. But did it feel like it? It wasn't ubiquitous. It's like my parents haven't heard of them.

Yes. I always judge shit by if my folks have heard of the people. That's right. And my folks know who Drake is. I don't know if they know about Kendrick and Jay Colman. But they know about Drake. Drake is on the radio all day, every day. Like those eight people that we saw in Family Feud a couple of weeks ago,

they went through a system. Yeah, yeah. You know, I don't know if you can get to that level without going through a system. A system. Yeah. Because there's a lot of dope people out there right now with dope music. I just don't know who tells the world that this is. They're the one.

Yeah. Like we're in this era now. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. And it's hard to be in an era nowadays. It's like Drake had an era. Cardi had an era.

Yeah. But Cardi went through a system. Like, I don't know. It's just, I don't know, man. I really, I don't know. I don't know who I see holding the torch for hip hop in the next 10, 20 years. I really don't. Who's greater?

Mayweather at boxing or Mrs. Hayes at pie making. I still haven't tried your mom's pie. Yo, give me my card, yo. What you have? Let me get my card. Let me get my card that your mom sent me. told me you was sitting in the car with me. Can I have the car please? Wait, wait, what, what? What? What?

She sent her, he sent him a thank you. Not thank you. I don't know what it was. Well, if you give it to me. Yeah, we could read it live. No. Y'all, that's, it's not even for you. She pulled it out of it. The car's not even for you.

This is an evil motherfucker. Yo, give him back his card, y'all. Okay. You, give him back his card, yo. I got a fresh haircut today. And when I walked in the room, she goes, I don't see it I don't see it

I don't see it Actually I see patches Oh the flag that this guy gives me And you have the nerves What the fuck? What did he do to you? What's the only thing? All I did was walk in the room

And she goes I don't see it Yo give him his card yo I don't see it Somebody go I think Sim goes Okay haircut I don't see it

I don't see it Actually I see patches Then I sit down And she's like What kind of evil shit is that? Yeah that's fucked He was feeling good About himself too

You know what I'm saying? Just got a fresh head Just told him the barba like, damn, boy, nothing like a fucking fresh haircut. Why was she, why? That's this evil for no reason. Yo, give him his card, yo. You know what her name of my phone is?

What's that? Little op. That is an op. That is an op. That is a op. That's a op behavior right here. Little op. Can I please that my mama's card?

Yo, come on. Okay, if I give it to you, read it exactly what it says. I will, obviously. No, she says slick stuff in it, too. Okay, finally. I'm glad she stopped hiding me. No, no. about me.

Oh, thank, okay, thank you. That's a nice card. Dear Charlemagne, thank you so much for the lovely gift set, heart, heart, heart. I truly appreciate your thoughtfulness. You always know exactly what I need.

That's not what you said. Yo, you were so... I thought you said you didn't read it. I mean... I didn't know what she... I was there when she wrote it. I am enjoying the various snacks, especially the olives.

Wow. Enjoy the rest of the rest of it. the summer. Don't give my Taylor too much grief. And I hope to deliver some pie and cake in the next few months with a smiley face. Thanks again, Mrs.

Hayes. Thank you, Mrs. Hayes. God. That was so sweet. I can't wait to receive the pie and cakes over the next few months. With the smiley face. You getting pie and cake? What does that say right there? Let me see. What does that say?

Pie and cake in the next few months. with the smiley face. Golly. And cake. And cake. Hand written. And she's their hammering a little shaky.

She's nervous, Mel. Can you relax? She's in love, bro. She might be in love. So what you're saying is you want my dad to fuck you up too. Two? Why am I involved in this?

Why am I involved in this? She sprayed perfume on it? She did. She did. Oh, my God. She did. Miss Hayes, you are the best. You hear me?

Okay. You know, you're right. I don't even need my dad. I'm gonna fuck both y'all up. For what? Why are you mad at me? This is a very sweet letter. This is very touching, okay?

And nobody worried about female violent protection. There is nothing like a person writing you a handwritten note and spraying perfume on it. She didn't write no fucking fuck you. That's thoughtful. This is the middle school move. That was. Come on. That was.

She's throwing it back. If you write a little letter spray your little cologne on it, you know what I mean? What's up? suck with it. Yes. No. If you're insecure like me, maybe, just the case.

You know what I'm saying? Got to put it out there. You got to put it out there. You know what I mean? I don't want to get the no. Exactly. I knew when I knew at a young age. I'm bringing my dad to the next podcast.

I like confrontation. So is my dad. Listen. I believe it. He should find out. He should know. I knew at a young age that you got to give people other options other than yes and though.

Because life was a little complicated Yeah You know what I'm saying So I would always put yes, no And maybe And then would you go with me box Do you like me box You know

I'm saying no No I got mad Yeses and maybe You ever get Pie and cake? Yeah I got some pie and cake Can we scroll down to Oh

Oh You know what you are bro You're a pioneer bro. You're a pioneer right now, my boy. Godly. That's funny. Wow.

Wow. Taylor really ain't. For no reason, little op. Little op. That's her name of my fucking phone. Yeah. Little op. Shit.

Making fun of fake team. Oh, my God. Shit. Call me Sean underscore 94 says if you were asked to hold any position. in Harris's cabinet, what position would that be? Doggy? Scroll up there.

Just throw the fuck. Nah, you wouldn't want to have that position. You hold that one. Lewis Flo 9 says, what person, CEO, celebrity, person of influence, shocked you most that listens? Oh, to the pod? It's got to be Ed.

Really? Yeah. Nah, Ed didn't shock me. Who shocked you? Probably Jay Shetty don't shock me either. See, here the thing about these people. And these people aren't, that's not even their personas. I just named two people who really are who they are.

Yeah. Like, literally. Ed Shearing is who he is at all time. Jay Shetty is really who he is at all time. So it doesn't surprise me that Ed listens to Bruey listens to Brion Idiots or Jay Shetty listen to Brion Nidians. What I was more surprised about with Jay Shetty was a breakdown he gave me a brilliant idiot.

Like he had both of our profiles broken down because he said that I bring out a more serious side of you and you bring out the more silly side of me and it works. He was like, yo, he's like, he's like, I never thought, he said, I never thought Schultz was stupid in any way, shape, or form. But he's very intelligent.

He literally said that to me. And he was like, I always thought you was funny, but when you were Schultz, you're like, really funny. And I was like, oh, he listens for real. You know what I'm saying? Like, so he really, like, that's what shocks me. Not when somebody says, oh, I, I listen to the podcast.

When you've got breakdowns of episodes and personality profiles, that's different to me. It didn't shock me that Ed listened. I think it shocked me more that Ed listens devoutly. Oh, yeah. That's, it's not like, oh, I've heard it. It's like weekly listenership is really cool. one of the biggest music artists of all time. That's my guy.

First time I met Ed, I met Ed at the IHart Music Festival, Bobby Bowen that she introduced me to Ed. And Ed was like, hey, fucking, hey, man, Charlotte. I watched Charlamagne all the fucking time. This was like 2014, 15. And that's been my guy ever since. Like, you know, I...

He was at the Mets Stadium and you pulled up, right? I went there because of him. That was my daughter's first concert, which was so weird to me, because my daughter's been knowing Ed's and she's been like six. Yeah, yeah. So now all of a sudden you are Ed Sharon fan?

Like we've had dinner together. Ed's been to my house. Like now it's a big deal. Like, you know what I'm saying? Now it's a big deal. That's funny. So it's just like, yeah. I stayed with Ed in his house and fucking,

it's not even London. It's like two hours outside of London. Did you go to his pub? Doesn't he have like a pub on his house? Oh, my God. Yes. He got his own pub? He has his own pub.

I'm not talking about like a bar. Yeah. Right? Like I got a bar in my house. He got his own structure that is a pub. Oh, my God. It's a whole other building. And the town can go where it's just him and his... Does he have it open to the town? I don't think he has it open to the town.

I think it's just for him and his family. But you literally have to leave his house, walk outside, or go through like this underground tunnel thing. And when you... If the underground tunnel thing, it's like going down some steps, you walk through like a movie theater, go down a long hallway and it's the pub. But before you walk in the pub, him and all his crew, they got these leather jeans. jackets that they wear in the pub. So they put it on and it's an actual pub.

Like a pub. Like it could be a pub. Like it could be a club. Like, oh shit. Like, it's really fly. So yes, 100%. Those rumors are absolutely true. Is it open to people in this town?

I'm not sure. I don't remember that part. Yeah. I mean, what a great thing to do though. He's just a great guy. I like seeing great humans win, man. He's one of them. You know what I mean?

That's my fucking guy. It's Luther Ed Shearing. All right. Ooh, I like this one. Sam Sylve. Which had the greatest impact on humanity? Numbers or letters? Letters easily, bro.

You don't fuck with math like that. We don't fuck with numbers like that, bro. We use letters so fucking much, bro. Like, we really don't need much past 10, bro. I was thinking... Like real. For real, for real, yo. Because the Muslims always say they invented zero.

And it's like... Come on, bro. Who can't? I mean, that's like, you didn't think we knew how much, you know, pussy, we got before, you know. Zero do matter when it comes past that number when it's your money, though. I know, but I'm saying the idea of zero wasn't invented by anybody.

Numbers always exist. Maybe we didn't have a sound to describe them, but if you had four coconuts, you just had this many coconuts. Like, we knew numbers have always exists, an amount of things always exist. Is zero a number? Nobody starts with zero. If I tell you to count right now from the beginning, you're going to say one. Yeah.

Zero's kind of like four skin. You can have it, but you don't necessarily need it. If somebody started, if you were like count to 10, somebody like 0, 1, 2, 3, you'd be like, that's a little weird, which I'm sure girls do when they first see that uncircumcised penis, but you'd be like, huh, but you're not tripping. You know what I mean? It's like, okay, zero, that makes sense, right? 01, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. And shouldn't it be zero skin?

Zero only matters when you're trying to subtract it. Why does it start at 4? The skin? Next question. Scroll down immediately. Scroll down right now, please. I'm serious. Scroll down further.

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None of them. Yet nobody in mainstream media. None of them. Nobody in mainstream media. It's just some weird shit going on and nobody's really. being honest. People are afraid to have, you know, uh,

actual objective conversations. Everybody is picked sides. Nobody wants to offend. You know, I, I did Jake Tapper this week. How was? It was good. And, you know, deadline, well, I did it last week. And deadline ran an article. Because, you know, Jake asked Angela Rai a question where he was like, you know, I think, did I talk about this last episode?

Maybe I did. I don't know. But Jake, well, Jake asked me. me about the book, Get Honest or Die Lying. And he said, he asked me about a quote, my father told me when my father was like, you're not lying to me,

you're lying to yourself. And he asked me to give some examples of, you know, what I'm seeing in the media, any examples in the media now of that. And the example I gave him was about how people reacted towards after the Trump shoot. You know what I'm saying?

Because we, we started telling ourselves lies about what we've been seeing all of these years. You should condemn political violence. And you should have sympathy for somebody who almost lost their life. Absolutely.

A hundred percent. But when you hear people like Mike Johnson say everyone has to tone down the rhetoric, who is everyone? You got to define that. And then when you see J.D. Vance say this is the Democrats' rhetoric that caused this, knowing that you've

said the same exact things, knowing that Nikki Haley has said the same exact things, that all Republicans have said the same exact thing. You got to have a conversation about the whole totality of all of that. You can't just point the finger at somebody and you've got to point the finger at Trump. So I said that the media

wasn't honest with themselves about that and they volunteered those lies to the American people. Yeah. And I don't think that does anybody any good. For profit. 100% for profit. I just think we do everybody at the service. So honestly, to answer your question,

Cully Cullen, to do with sources on politics because everybody has an agenda. That's the problem. What do you guys get your news? I listen to everything. I watch Fox. I watch CNN.

I watch MSNBC. I listen to podcasts. You know, like, politics, you know, like politics, I listen to everything. I listen to Republicans. I listen to Democrats. I try to listen to everybody.

Yeah. I just do. Like, that's just my mindset. I want to always be like, that's a good point. Yeah. I don't have a problem saying that's a good point.

And I also don't have a problem saying that's some bullshit regardless of whose side and so on. So I try to pay attention to everything. You know what I would say is my most trusted source? Me personally, John Stewart and Bill Maher. I like John Stewart and Bill Maher. I really do because I feel like John Stewart, you know, really the Daily Show as a whole,

but John Stewart is so objective. And he tells you about all angles, right? And Bill Maher does the same thing. Bill Ma will bring different voices on, yo. If there's an episode of Bill Maher, I want you all to watch, go watch the episode where he had Kevin McCarthy on as a guest, and he had Bacari Sellers and Ben Shapiro on the panel. That was fan fucking-tastic, yo.

It was two weeks ago. Fan-fucking-tastic. To me, that is how dialogue should happen in America. Kevin McCarthy on there, Bill Maher, challenging him, right? Then Bacari and Ben, two totally different sides of the spectrum. But listening to each other, agreeing to disagree, calling each other out respectfully when they thought what the person said was some bullshit.

It was just a productive conversation. And I enjoyed it. To me, that's what, you know, dialogues are being in this country. That's what I want to see is getting back to. That would be awesome. And you need someone like John, which both sides respect. Like, they know they can't be foolish around him. Absolutely.

I can't say some dumb shit because he can call it out. He's that sharp. Man, that's what I love. One of the best things I hear when I'm on any of these networks, whether it's Fox, CNN, MSNBC, they all will say he objectively critiques both sides. And even if I do, if I say I'm supporting, you know, Vice President Kamala has the president, you think I'm going to stop being critical of her because of that? Yeah.

No. I think that's what will happen. I'm going to critique the person I'm supporting more. Yeah. I think that's what will happen as we get closer to the election is that people will get more tribal. And they'll just be like, whatever this side, whatever your side says, we agree with because this is life or death

and that's what matters in this election and then we stop critiquing our own sides that's not right and that's where you lose that's where you lose the game and that's where you also lose

your influence on your politicians once they know that you're gonna be team blue or team red no matter what then they can say whatever they need that's right you got to hold them accountable if you are

if you are a liberal and you lie to people about liberals they won't believe you when you tell them about Republicans right And if you're a Republican who lies the people about Republicans,

they're not going to believe you when you tell the truth about Democrats. No, maybe they will. I'm lying. They will. No, they definitely will. No, but I just think you got to be objective. Like, I don't care. Like, I'm the type of person.

I'm going to hold you accountable. If I see some shit I don't like, I'm going to say it. The other side won't believe you. I think one of the things that John has is he has the faith of both sides. I think both sides hear John talk and they're like, okay, I do think this guy tells the truth. I might not like it sometimes, but I do think he tells the truth. And I think Mar to a certain extent as well, where they're like, because he'll do things that really enrage Democrats.

Yeah, like tell the truth. Yeah, exactly. And it should. And, you know, Mar is a perfect example of what you just said, because Mar is liberal. Mar is a person that's, I'm going to vote blue, no matter who. Mar is a, I'm going to vote for Joe Biden. He literally said I would vote for Joe Biden if his head was in a jar.

But yet they still respect him because he's going to tell. He's going to shit all over him when they have to be a fish. James Carville. James Carville's another person I fucking listened to. Yeah. James Carville's legit. But he's a liberal, but he holds liberals accountable. His wife is also conservative, so you got to hear that shit.

You got to hear the best arguments from them all the time. You see what I'm saying? So yeah, those are people that I personally fuck with. I think that's it, guys. Charlemagne to God. Andrew Schultz, man. If you listen to this podcast, as always, thank you. And if you listen to the podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent,

you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots and don't know shit, you're right too. It's a brilliant idiotous podcast. Thank you for listening.