The Brilliant Idiots - Trescientos

Episode Date: January 23, 2020

This week its our 300th episode! Thank you to all the fans that listen even week! This episode Charlamange and Andrew discuss validation, what going on with the royal family, did Wendy Williams pass gas on air? Atlanta's influence on hip hop, British hip hop, and lots more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. The brilliant idiots podcast. Yep, Shaldaq. Andrew Shultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast. Do we have church announcements, Andrew? Yo. The announcements are a very important part of what we do in church.

I just added a fourth show for the special taping in L.A. Okay. All right. A lot of y'all, Orphium. It's going to be April 12th. Easter Sunday. 9.30 tickets go on sale today. This is coming out Thursday.

Hopefully we get this out on time. Cough, cough. Caw. Dwayne, cough, cough, Chris. It's really on us. Is it, though? We say a lot of questionable things. Is it?

So edit that shit the day before. We were recording this on a fucking, what is it called? A Wednesday? But you know how it is. You go home and then you land down. You're like, hmm. I don't know about that one. It's just better to go over things.

I don't know what we cut. I don't know either. Well, someone knows. Hey, I'm going to tell you, I'm at the point in my life, though. Oh, let me tell about the church now. Okay, go on my back. So, yeah. So, yeah.

So, yeah. So we're at. the fourth show, man. Thank you all so much for selling out all three of them. We're taping the special, the Orphium in L.A. Tickets are going to sale. 10 a.m. Eastern Standard Time. Get them while they're still there.

A lot of y'all have reached out asking for tickets. I know a lot of you guys have booked flights from all around the world to come get it. And there weren't any tickets available. Charlotte's going to be in the building. We got Alex Media. Edden, if he's on my good side. Taylor. You know what I mean?

Taylor, you're going to be right here. Taylor, Taylor, don't get flown out. Teller, okay. You can fly yourself. out, man. Hey, tickets going sell tomorrow at 10. No, Thursday, today. So as you guys are listening, go get them shit early, man. This is the last and final show. We cannot physically add anymore. I hope you all will be there because y'all made this happen. And it means the fucking world to me that you even want to come. I can't believe that we sold out this many. So that's it. That's my

big church announcement. Besides that, we're in Atlanta this weekend. All sold out. We got some tickets left for Alabama on Sunday. The Andrew Shultz.com for the rest of those cities. I don't know what I'm doing. I know today's Thursday. So I'll be at, oh, I'll be in most corner tonight. Okay. Mayor Pete Buttigieg. Got Mayor Pete in Monk's Corner, so we're going to have a conversation tonight. Out to Mayor Pete, man.

We're having a conversation tonight about economic equality for all. How can we have economic equality for all? You can't. Yeah, you really can't. Someone's going to have to work for someone else. That's the thing. Like when we say that term, there's never going to be economic equality. So don't say it like that.

That's why I hate that term. Yeah, it'll never be that way because it's going to always be. somebody who has more than the next person. How about we say this? Let's not kill people with extreme capitalism. Why don't we just say exactly what it is? Let's not starve people at death and pay people less than they can afford to live on. Fuck the idea of equality.

Why don't we get people out of the mud? We just need economic empowerment. That's all. And those who have economic power should be trying to figure out ways to use that economic power to empower others. That's it. That's it. Because equality don't sound right.

Because guess what? None of us will ever be Warren Buffett. Hey, hey. Hey. Let me ask you a question. Do you want to be equal to everybody? Economically speaking? I mean, no.

But I'm only basing that off. You like Anguilla empty. Yeah, I'm only basing that off the standards of the society we live in. Of course. You know what I'm saying? Economic equality is communism. It's the exact thing that America has fought against and fought wars in the world. all over.

It's a grand concept that just will never be achieved. Because we don't want it. Economic empowerment can be achieved? Now we talk. Now, can we help people, you know, be able to not have to work two jobs to get by, not have the motherfucking, you know, not be able to eat, you know what I mean, have a roof over their head. Yes, I think there's a way for that to happen.

I want a poor person with no education but drive to be able to become a millionaire. Well, you can do that. their life, yes, you can. You don't need the government to do that. Oh, we know that. Exactly, right? So America is the best version of it. Now, here's the question.

It's not everybody has that drive. So how do we create a system where the people who don't have that kind of insane drive for success? How do we create a system where they're still comfortable? Where they can enjoy their lives, where they can have a family. You know what I mean? They can get their manicures and shit.

And that's what I mean by, well, manicures might be a luxury. But that's what I mean by... If you have T4, you know, But that's what I mean by economic... Son. We all here putting a man in manicure. You know what I mean? It's just economic empowerment,

finding a way to empower people economically. That's all. Economic equality sounds like a very... Bar-fetched idea. It is. You got to ask Pete Buttigieg what he thinks about the manicure. Oh, Pete definitely gets manicure. He's into the manicures?

I get manicures. I get manicures. You don't get manicures? Bro, I got manicures when I was in college. I get manicures and pedicule. all the time. Pedicures, I've got one with my girl. No, I get both.

I mean, to me, that's a part of self-care, and it really does make me, it really relaxes me. Like, it's nothing like being in that chair having somebody rub your calf muscles and rubbing your feet and fucking taking that goddamn black rock and putting it up under your feet

so it warms up. Oh, I love that shit. Get that green tea scrub. Ooh, or the honey and milk? Honey and milk. Ooh, I like honey and milk too. I've never had that one. I love a good spot manicure and pedicill.

Yeah. I'm all about that life. So, yeah, I'll be with Mayor Pete the day in Mawks Corner. at Atlanta Seafood Restaurant. You're doing it in an Atlanta seafood restaurant? Atlantis. It's a restaurant that's a restaurant most corner called Atlantis.

Okay. Yeah. So I'll be there at, I think doors open at 630. Shout to Mayor Pete, man, talking to the people. Now, do you text with Mayor Pete? Me and with email. So you can shoot him an email right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

As for his number. It's so interesting, though, with Mayor Pete, right? Like, I don't want, you know, I only have, out of all Can we text your most famous colleague? It depends on the field

though. Let's think about like, can you text Hillary Clinton? No. Can you text Who was like the

Oprah? I can get to Hillary though. Can you text it? Don't say it like that. Hillary gets you first. Oh, definitely.

Hillary don't play. Trillian Clinton, boys clearly lay off out. Be careful what you're saying here. A drone pull up outside. that window. Huh? What was that? Huh?

No, I can get to Oprah, though, but I can't text her. Say again? No, I can get to Oprah, but I can't text her. You can get to Oprah. Yeah. Okay. Who do you think is the most influential person or recognizable person that you have in your phone? Does it matter? Huh? Does it matter? I want to know who we can text. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know who you call influential. Plus all of those contacts, like I'm not a type of person to abuse them. Also, what's more interesting, I get more reaching out to me than I do to them.

You know what I'm saying? So, yeah. And then, like I said, it just depends on what you call influential. It's like, what field? Yeah. It could be tech. It could be venture capitalists. It could be politics.

It could be film. It could be music. Right. Like, it can be authors. Right. Which is so, that's also interesting, too, because even like, I can, I'll, I'll share this story like, you know, when I was talking to my man Chris was with Mayor Peach Camp and I posted that

when I had Mayor Peter Moss Corner, Ryan Holiday hit me up and Ryan was like, yo, let Mayor Pete know I'm at his service, you know what I mean? And so I connected them. Oh. So I like that kind of synergy. You know what I mean? I like when I'm able to connect those kind of dots. Yes.

Yes. And that's usually what happens in situations like that. I feel depressed all of a sudden. Why? What happened? I eat that piece of cake. And that brought me so fucked down. Because you couldn't control yourself.

I had cake two days in a row, y'all. Yeah. And it was the same cake. What's the name of that place, Taylor? I think it's called, on Instagram, it's Cup 2 cake. And, you know, usually when they make these design-ass cakes, the designer cakes never taste good, they just look fucking good. And this one.

Bro. This one. I don't know what this woman puts in these goddamn cakes. This shit is incredible. Yeah. Like, me and Taylor was going to share a piece. Yeah. And I ate the piece that we were supposed to share.

And I was like, fuck that. I got to get me another slice, man. Wow. And I walked in, and when I walked in, you made me feel it back. because you said, oh, that's the diet. Yeah. And so, like, that kind of, like, bought all the guilt that I was trying to suppress and not feel.

I'm glad you feel guilt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm glad you feel like shit. I did. And I was in the gym yesterday busting my ass, man. And now I feel like bad. Yeah. Because I ate that fucking piece of cake.

Yeah. Well, you should be hard on yourself, man. That's the only way to change. I'm not fat, though. Like, I feel good. I feel good about my life. You've been looking like shit lately. No, that's not true.

I feel good. I feel good. I feel good about my life. This is what physical. friends who, you know what a mosquito knows you're sleeping and just keeps sucking on the different parts of your body? The second we notice a little bit of weakness,

we fucking go. Because nobody wants to be the wide hip-having media person. Oh, God. No, no. Nothing looks worse, bro. No, no. When you're sitting there and you're, like... Getting stuck in the elbow rest. Oh, my God, man. When you're sitting in, you don't realize that your stomach's all big, so you rest in your

hand on what I call your laurels. The stomach is your laurel. You're just resting it right here? Oh, disgusting, man. Don't let that happen, please. I was at the IHart podcast. Oh, and you know what else makes me so depressed? Go on. You said something funny, and it got back to me randomly at the IHart Podcast Awards.

What was it? So our ad guy, Alex, shout to Alex, sent me this. He goes, I love this quote. And apparently, as you accepted the IHart Podcast Award for Best, like, Urban. Best Pop Culture Podcasts. Best Pop Culture Podcast at Breakfast Club, your acceptance speech was, hey, as long as we work for IHart we're going to win this. It's a fact.

Home team, baby. What's wrong with a little truth? Like, now, don't get me wrong. First of all, this is cheating like a motherfucker. The breakfast of all, it is a podcast, but it's not a podcast. It's a radio show. It's a morning show that we package as a podcast because we want to touch all types of different listeners

and people consume content differently. Right. So if you're really trying to be successful as a radio personality, listen up, I'm giving free jewelry out. If you want to be successful as a radio personality, you have to package your radio show in the way that people consume it. So that's why you get the YouTube interviews.

That's why you get the segments on YouTube. That's why you get the social media. That's why you get the daily podcast because some people get off work and they ride in their car and they want to go to eye heart and turn the motherfucking podcast on and catch up just like that.

And that's fine. You know what I mean? But we're not technically a podcast. podcast. Secondly, I-Harm Mafia, baby. You know what I'm saying? Now, are we deserving an award? Probably. You know what I'm saying? When it comes to pop culture, you know, we cover the gamut. Like, all of these numbers in different fields I'm telling

you to talk about, you ask me about, we cover the gamut on all those things. We go from politicians to hip-hop, like you get your news from Brevers Club, whatever it is. So maybe we are the best pop culture podcast. Hip-hip is pop culture now. So, yes, sir. But the truth to the matter is, and the fact remains, as long as we work for art. You're going to win that award. We're going to win that award. Maybe not.

Maybe next year they'll teach me a lesson. Best Comedy Podcasts was Conan O'Brien. I didn't even know he had a podcast. Never heard of it. And I was taping the screen because I was actually shocked and pleasantly surprised that 85 South Show was nominated for Best Comedy Podcast. Are we nominated? No. That's fucked up, man.

Where's your influence at, bro? You can't even get a studio. I don't know, bro. This is real disrespectful, man. I need to speak to it. What's the guy's name? Who? The guy who runs out heart?

I don't know. We're going to edit it out. It doesn't matter what his name is. You saw the Schultz bridge burning, building momentum. What's that? No, I wasn't. Anyway. Yeah.

Oh, what's up, my brother? What? Taz. I didn't know Taz was here. What's up, man? So, uh, we got. We got a, what's it called? This guy that you don't want to tell me his name.

But we got to have a conversation with him. Why? So that we can get to the bottom of all this. The bottom of what? Why we're not nominated. Oh, that's the good question. No. And who gets nominated?

And why Conan gets nominated? The only, the only live speaker. I'm going to tell you something. It was a lot of nominations that I was pleasantly surprised by. Okay. I was pleasantly surprised by the Reed. Even though they were nominated last year, I was pleasantly surprised by the 85 South show.

Because I was... I was super, super, super shocked that they nominated an 85th show. Right. Because I was like, who the fuck at Eyeheart knows about the 85 South show? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And they should have won best comedy podcast. If you asked me.

Oh yeah, Conan won. Conan O'Brien won. I was shocked at Amanda Seals. Yeah. They had her in for small doses. And I... It does... I said this last year, but it's like, I do want...

That's a podcast name? Small doses. Yep. I do want to be involved in, like, seeing... why certain people get nominated. And why? Because I'm not opposed to it. Right.

Even, and it's certain things I don't know about. Like, the person who won best podcast of the year in my mind, I'm like, oh, shit, Joe Rogan is going to win this. But it wasn't Joe Rogan. It was, um, Chris, what's the name of that podcast? Best podcast of the year. Was it the Daily? Dax Shepherd. What's it called?

No, definitely wasn't a deck. No, my favorite murderer. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My favorite murder. That makes sense. Yeah, I heard it's a monster. Who cares? Who you mean?

Oh, about making a murder. Yeah, I heard it's a monster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Women love it. I heard it's like beyond huge. Yeah, they won podcast to the year. Yeah. So.

Yeah. Who cares about these awards shows? I like the fact that they have a podcast awards. And the reason I like the fact of it because, you know, it, it validates the space. Why do we need their validation? No, we don't need their validation. I'm saying it validates the space. None of these podcasts need the validation

because they have millions and millions of people listening. I'm saying it validates the space. It makes podcasts look like a very viable genre. Yeah, I think that made a lot more sense when you needed validation to convince advertisers, et cetera, right? But advertising works so different with podcasts now. So you could tell if your podcast has influence or not based on the call and response.

When we say, hey, use this offer code. And then we have thousands of people go, use that offer code. We don't need an award. Yeah, but all we need is our advertise agency to go, yo, this is the return that you get

when you fuck with the brilliant idiots. So it's like those awards were really important back in the day to convince Ford or GMC or Crest or Colgate to advertise on a show because hey, it's a Grammy, not a Grammy or Golden Globe, not a me, whatever.

But no, that's going to be the same for a podcast though. I don't think so because at the end of the day, it don't matter how many awards you got if you don't get any call to action, if you don't get any response, nobody wants to advertise. But you're getting,

you're getting rewarded From what I'm seeing, you're getting rewarded by it's a numbers thing and it's an impact thing. Exactly. But that award doesn't necessarily mean impact, right? Like there are certain people who will win awards, right, that might not have the same impact. So now are we judging the skill or are we judging the impact? Yeah, because advertisers could give a fuck about the skill, they want to know impact. Yeah, but any skilled artists will tell you, and I've had conversations.

I was actually having this conversation with Walee because I was, wondering the same thing. I'm like, oh, when you get nominated for Grammys and when you win Grammys, does it really change things? And he's like, fuck, no. He said, fuck, yes. Didn't he just get dropped? What do you mean?

Didn't Walee just get dropped by his label? No, man, Wiley just had the number one record on the charts. Before that. No, this is like last year. I think he got dropped, then he went with a new label. He's with Warner now. So I think he was universal, right? And then he got dropped.

No, he was with, who was Walee with? Waile was Atlantic, I think. I'm not trying to hit on Waleigh. What I'm trying to say is Waleigh did that. Whether he did it with Universal or Warner, it doesn't matter. That's Waleigh to earn that thing. And the people fuck with him to get him there. But sadly, we live in a world where that type of shit does matter.

Like when they can say New York Times bestselling author, when they can say platinum recording artists, like when they can say you sold out the fucking Orphium four shows in a row. Like that's different. That's sold out of the title. Those things that you're saying are different, though. How? Because New York Times bestseller means you got to sell a certain amount of copies, right?

Platinum recording artist means you got to sell a certain amount of copies, right? Selling out the Orphium means you got to sell a certain amount of tickets. Win an award just means some tastemakers go, I liked that person's sound. I liked because, you know what I'm saying? By that argument, what's that, the white kid from Seattle? the raps about like clothes that people wore already? Maclemore.

When he won the award, he should have won it. By your argument, he should have won it because he sold more. That's what you're saying. We're conflating two things. Right.

I said that the I heart are any podcast awards solidifies the space of podcast. Not individual... I hear what you're saying. It validates that whole space. I hear what you're saying. I just think it validates it

to a group of people that are going to die soon. And I feel like the youth don't really care. Like I don't think like 18 years are walking around like, man, if you don't win an award, it ain't real. Them the same motherfuckers who think about to kill themselves because they ain't even likes. They're about to kill itself because Instagram is taken away. You know, like, because they care about validation. Yeah, but they got their own version of validation, which is right there. It's the likes. It's not one big person pointing and saying it's everybody. It's the people. They care about the people's validation.

How many views, how many likes, what kind of response? How many comments? They really like this, New generation, new media, it gets excited about the people. They get excited when YouTube sends them them them Plex. 100%. They get excited when BET does them social media awards. Yeah, but you're making my argument. What you mean? What I'm saying is right now we live in a generation of numbers.

And before, for Oscars back in the day, it could be a movie. Nobody saw it. There was a movie called The Artist where there wasn't even any sound in a movie. And that one best actor or best movie or some shit, nobody even saw it. But these people that were part of the Academy were like, well, this is the best acting. and now we live in the world where it's like, motherfucker, we don't care if you have the best. Where are the numbers at?

I think people say that until you create award shows, bro. Like, if you were to do a YouTube award and you was like, I'll give you an example when they do the YouTube up front. It's people mad they're not on that stage and they're not getting recognized for their YouTube page. I'll be honest with you. I get it and I understand the sentiment. 100% understand the sentiment.

I get it. You're saying it don't matter, though. In the long run, it don't matter because... If you really, I think when you have nothing, you care about anything, right? When you have nothing at all, someone writes an article, someone tweets something about you. You're like, thank God, someone's validating me. And then when you have the people, when you have success, you're like, oh, man, they didn't include me on that list. Until you're somebody like, what's homie name?

I'm about to say Russell Brand. Not Russell Brand. What's the comedian name? Jervais. Not a big dude. He sells out all the shows everywhere, but he still wants to be in movies and stuff. You know who I'm talking about, man. He's a comedian.

We had him on breakfast a couple times. Russell Peters. Oh, yeah. Russell Peters. Yeah. To me, Russell's living the life. Yeah. Russell's selling out all these shows.

He's making money. Yeah. But Russell wants to be known a little bit more. Russell wants to be in movies. How old is Russell, though? TV. So Russell's, Russell's the last generation. Russell's grandfathered into this shit.

Russell came from a time where he's 49. He's almost 50 years old, so he came from a time where you used stand up, a lot of people, you stand up to be a movie star, be an actor. Now we live in a time where you could just do what you love. I agree with you. But I'm saying people still love a ward. They do. Look, everybody loves being told they're great. I just think now we're living in a time where like these things mean less and less.

There was a time where I bet if you won best actor, your next movie was 10x, 10 times what you made for the last one. That's the point, though. And now it ain't like that. That's what even while they were saying. He was like, yo, you get a. You get nominated for a Grammy or you win an award. Now all your prices go up. So now you're able to charge more money for these people to come see you.

And the people don't have a problem paying it because they're like, oh, this my guy's Grammy nominated. My guys, whatever. I think it used to be like that. And then there were a bunch of people who won Oscars and shit and then nothing panned out. Like that's shorty that won Oscar for Million Dollar Baby. Who? What's her name?

Remember Million Dollar Baby, the girl that was fighting in the Clint Eastwood? No, no, she looks like Sandra Bullock. Not all of us look the same. You fucking asshole. You racist. You racist. Like nobody knows Sandra Bullock? No.

Hillary Swank. So she won the Oscar, right? I thought Hillary was popping. You sure, bro? She's in movies, but she's not getting that fucking real money. I'm not going to sit here and act like I know about Hillary Swing, but I hear her name all the time. 100%. 100%.

And that's what I think helps podcast. Like all of these, like the Hollywood report of variety, all these different people covered the podcast awards. So it's people that probably didn't even know anything about this shit. Let me clarify. Let me clarify. I'm not saying it's something or nothing. What I'm saying is the influence of these award shows

and winning these awards is way less now than it used to be because we actually have metrics to see if people like something or don't. That's all I'm trying to say. Yes. That's all I'm saying. So it's slowly decreasing. and becoming lower and lower, whereas in the past, it was probably everything.

Like, if I love Lucy, won a fucking Golden Globe or Emmy, whatever that shit is, you're like, oh, I guess that's the best. You still had ratings back then, though. Yeah, you had the Nielsen. Right? Yeah, you still had ratings.

It was, yeah. And even with, even with, hey, that's, that's an interesting argument, too, though, because even with music, some of the wacky shit sold the most records. That's the thing. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like, and by the way,

that's why I always say music is subjective, just because just because I may think something is whack. That's your soul five, A million and five million people who love that shit. Tell me McDonald's is what. I dare anybody tell me McDonald's food tastes bad. I dare you. You're wrong.

Everybody who could really argue with you is dead. You know how good food got to be to where people go, yo, this is probably going to kill you. You're like, all right. We'll get there. It's like drugs. It's literally like drugs, yo. So tell me crack is bad.

It is like cocaine is bad. No, in terms of feels bad. Like, yeah, we know it's bad for you, but no. Nobody on crack is like, man, I wish I didn't smoke this crack. Yeah. When they later find themselves, you know, sleep in their own piss. Maybe they wish they didn't smoke it.

I was comparing the other day. What the fuck was I comparing the drugs? Anal. Was it anal? I don't think it was anal. It was something while I was saying this shit is... Is it anal? Because right afterwards, you immediately regret it?

I don't know what it was. See, once again, it's subjective. Right? Somebody out there's listening to this podcast, say, Andrew doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Son, you pull out and see a little dudo in your dick. You're like, what was I think? Fucking, bro.

Ain't away for you? Say what? Is it? Wait, what you say? Hold on, what you say? I said, ain't a way for you? Who was it for? What was it?

What was that sound? That's Wendy Williams. Who let Wendy in here? Who let Wendy in here farting, yo? The fuck is going on? Bro, Wendy farted like she haven't done anal in a long time. Dude, that ass sounded tight on that fart like a trombone. You got to hear it when it's an HD.

You told you showed it. Watch the clip when it was normalized or something like that. That shit sounds wow. Heavy. Let me hear it. She was like she. The cop wasn't playing that. I mean, you're lucky you only got battery.

It's cartoonish. Bro. It sounded like you did it with your hands. I told Daniel, I said you made that up. Yeah. I don't believe that. He's like, nah, that's normalized. There's nothing normal about that, bro.

That's, you need surgery if you fart that loud. And I fart a lot. She's at that age, bro. Like, you know. At the age with what? I mean, anybody got time to be holding your farts? You're 50-something years old That's your take time

She did lean She did lean She did lean it was adorable And she let that shit out man But it got caught in that pat-leather skirt I think that was also part of it Somebody said the funniest She don't Instagram

They were like Wendy ain't got no cheeks To stop that gas They were like Wendy don't got that cheek flap To stop that gas man Man

The internet is a motherfucker You can't even Fart in peace The internet Kills Stephen A. Smith. Do you see Stephen A. Smith trying a box? Somebody told me that was fake. Bro.

Nah, there's no way. Somebody told me it was something they put in slow motion or some shit. I don't know. When I watched it, it looked regular to me. Here's the thing. The upper cut was fine. Okay. But then he was throwing this other punch down.

Who's doing that, y'all? Why? What was that for? You had one job. You got one job. And you know what it is to say it's on the paper. That's all you got to do. The whole episode is on the paper.

She put that in for Stephen A. Smith. I don't know what that means, though. Because we've never heard that sound before. Wait, what is that? As soon as you started talking about Steven, that's like a tugboat, right? Yeah, but I didn't need it too. Why would you have a tugboat on there? Taylor.

What? Is that the type of boats guys take you for one? Taylor don't get taken nowhere. Don't let that tugboat. Don't let Taylor fool you. Look at it. You're trying to be a regular Joe Roe and producer, huh? Look at this.

Edin, look at the bottom punch he throws. Why are you punching down? Down at the hip. Nigger, you never know when you got to fight a midget? Son. You never know. Someone said on Twitter, they were like, yo, he's taking out fathers and sons.

For real, yo. Imagine a guy trying to jump you with his five-year-old. Because of dad, boom. You got to go to sleep, God damn it. What else happened this week? Prince Harry. Yeah, yeah. What is your take on all that?

I think, it depends what you're talking about. Like, right? I think that I like the fact that they're giving the money back. You want to set up the story, though, so people know what happened. I don't even know what the fucking story is. They basically tried to quit the royal family. They did quit. They did quit the world family.

Right. And the big, stepping back from their royal titles. Exactly. And then the big issue with that is, like, how do you quit something that you already don't do anything? But he says, he says they're making it clear that they're not necessarily walking away. Right. It sounds to me Like the prince wants to come to America

To sow his wild oats I think we've seen this plot before I think so You know what I'm saying? I think there might be No Who's speech? We don't want the speech

We don't care Who gave a speech? Nobody wants to hear any of that My thing is this Do do do do doda However they talk I like the fact that they I want you to put the speech

In Stormsies accent It's the same thing No Dude British rap I love British rap Storms will get busy Stop it. I promise you.

How you relaxed. You know what I could do? Stormy and Black Dave get busy. Now, I will admit, those are the, but I used to like Creptin Cohnen. They had one song that I like. Yeah, they're going to kill you for how you pronounce this guy's name. Every time you try to say. It's a group.

It's a group. Every time you try to say, whatever the fuck they are. It's Creptin Conan. No. Here's what brother Leonard is saying. Yeah. It is. Crept and Conan.

How you pronounce it? CREpt, K-R-E-P-T and K-O-N-A-N. Crept and Conan. All right. Yeah. But Crept and Conan, I used to like, they had a song that I liked, but I actually really really enjoy Black Dave and Stormsie's music. Like, they make good-ass records.

The dish records that Stormsey did to Wiley, disappointed and still disappointed, I really fuck with those records. And I really fuck with audacity of Stormsy's latest album. Yeah. Oh, my God. We like it. Oh, you know. Asher Utes.

Little Asher Uts Here's the thing. Here's the thing. First of all, he wore the coolest shit. He, like, headline Glastonbury. Did you see that? And he wore like a... Stadproof vest.

He what? Stadproof vest. It was like... Spied by Jayze. Right, right. Which is adorable because they don't have guns, so it has to be like... Staproo.

They're worried about. Yeah. But it was so... It was like the British flag was on it, but like dark... It was sick. And everybody seems to really ride with this guy's throwing.

So I don't know his music. Number one album in the UK. Really? Number one. Okay. it this week. I'm going to start listening. And you know and the TOTTO thing about the people yeah, his album went number one on his fourth week.

So that means that it grew. Well, you know, it debuted at like number two. And they just kept building, building, building. Yeah, and by the fourth week, he was number one, number one album in the UK. You love to see it. Yep, yeah. All right, so I get into it. But there is something about UK rap for me that is like so jolti. It's like they haven't paved the roads.

I couldn't get past the actual. Say again? I couldn't get past the accent I don't even mind the accent But like it's It sounds like someone Making fun of an Asian That's why you gotta listen to Storms Zee

Why? Because he flows on it I need that That's what I need from a He can flow He flows No Stormzy flows Remember that's a fix up look sharp

Storms he flows Does it sound like Kim Jong-un Is telling you how to dress or something Fix up look sharp Hold on I'm gonna play Right fate of hair Let me play Stormsie audacity

Put on gray suit. It's just too much. I'm going to let you hear the first few balls. Yeah, let me, let me, I need some, like, do they have a future out there? Can we get? I don't got no future. Why? How does he say it?

Hold on. Okay, here we go. Okay. Ache, Yud. All right, it's getting sharp. All right, stop, stop, stop, stop. We did a beat drop It's sick

Oh, wait did that beat drop there Or is this beat grind Or whatever that is If I'm not mistaken He did tell me that audacity would be considered grime Now you can if I'm wrong Correct me But I do remember Stormsie telling me

audacity would be considered ground. But I like that, that they have their own version of music. Of music that they're kind of folding into these other parts of like typical rap. I think it's awesome. I love London, man. Cool. But at that point, you know how in the beginning it was nice and was calm, we could do it? Yeah.

And then everyone, right? Yeah. It came out a little. Odessa. Yeah, yeah. Why can't it just make audacity? Like, see how beautiful? That's not how they talk, though.

They use proper English. But but English is not how you speak to me. You sound like an African warlord. Yeah, but that's what it sounds like. The world would be boring. We will take all the diamonds. The world would be boring if everybody sounded the same. Like, that's what makes people distinct.

I love it. I actually like it. Say what? I like it. I love it. I'm just saying, for me, I can't relax to it. Like, I can't go to bed. Hey, I just want to listen to a little.

Michael Blay. You listen to Michael Blay. You fall asleep. Hey, I want to go to sleep right before I go. Oh, that's good. I'm wide up. Should we go work out? Let's get a work out of it.

It depends what song you listen to. Say again? Depends what song you listen to. So give me the example of the UK, like smooth. Let me give you a smooth. Future, perfect example. We were talking about this weekend, right? Future.

I don't know a single word that he wraps. I don't know a single one, but I feel like I know every single one. It's nice, melodic. Whoa. Oh, this is a good one. Whoa. Whoa. This is called Lessons.

What is it? 100 grand on a pinky ring. Something word I can't say, little bitch. Whoa. That's fire! See how comforting that is? That shit makes you sleep. Oh, I want to go to bed.

You must be on the same drugs. That future. You must be on them percocets. Perkinsets. The perks make you sleep. 100 grand on a pinky rang, little bitch. Whoa. That shit is hot.

I don't even know if that's the line. Here you go. Here you go. Okay. I hear you back. You know, lately I've had some busy ones. Ooh. I've been getting this money just on my Lizzy ones.

Ooh. Ooh. And I was trying to reach out for ages. I need my credit. There's a couple lines in a script I think we should edit Why you got a bitch all the time Just read my message Love it

Cahleston road Yo No he's fine He can spit It's just a certain mood That you gotta be right You have to be like Offroading

If you're driving And then the pavement is a little fucked up Cobblestone Road Cobblestone Road They make music for Cobblestone Road Cobblestone Road You ever been to Orlando's a lot of cobblestone road That's it

You're in a horse and carriage on a cobblestone road Okay, you just picked up Cinderella you're going to the ball put on the Stormsy you're good to go am I wrong we have until 12 o'clock alright I'll have you back by 12 o'clock

before you turn into a pumpkin this guy Where is your heel You won't get stab next time you go to London Say what? You're going to get stabbed I'm coming through Stormsy vest Hey you know what's funny about that

Like you called it adorable earlier right Yeah Because you know in your mind You're like ah You're from America Who brings a knife to a gunfight. So you go over there and realize they really skilled with them shit.

They're like, ninjas and shit? Whoa. You know what I'm saying? Let's think about that shit is like them pulling out of 357 on your ass. Yo, but then they got to get close enough. And we don't know what kind of knife it is. That's the thing. Now here, that's a good thing.

It could be a sword. Then that's a little fucked up. But I feel like a sword could go through that, that thing. And plus they've been cutting people for years over there. And we can't take our guns over there. So we're not bringing a knife to a gun. We're bringing nothing to a knife fight. This to a knife fight.

Oh, it's a problem for me. You're going to lose. I don't think you're going to survive that one. But, oh, back to Prince Harry and Megan Markle. I, um... Oh, can I make one question? I want to say one thing. I had this thought.

Okay. And you're going to say that I'm absolutely fucking crazy, I'm sure. But I think Future is the most influential musician in the last 20 years. No. I just want to make the argument. I just want to make the argument. and then you guys can trash it.

No, it's not a bad argument because I don't, I don't know. Let me just throw it out there. Let me just throw it out there, right? I was in Russia. Uh-huh. There was Russians rapping in Russian like future. Okay? We are in Australia.

They're Australians wrapping in Australian English, but like future. No matter what country we've gone to. We were in... Are you sure it was the future or not the Migos? You show it was future and not the Migos? Oh, so the Migos came first? I thought future came first No, future was around before

Migos, of course Drake put Migos on I don't know Let me think about this now In terms of popularity No, kids, I'm not sure No, because Migos did Versacee When?

And Drake jumped on it then Remember that? No, future been out before commas Hey, remember fuck up some commas Future been out future was on future Future actually was on the hook of Racks on Racks So what year was that?

Because that's when future got introduced. Whenever Racks on Racks came out. March Madness? That's all, that's later. Listen, I don't know that many songs. And when was Migos Vassachi? Well, not even Veschi. The Veschi was their breakout record.

Migos was out before that. I'm not, and if it's Migos, then it's Migos. When was it? So that was they break out record. So Migos, they probably came out around the same time. But right now, it's two years after. No, no, no, no. Because you've got to think, all of this stuff starts in Atlanta.

No, no question. Again, I only credited Future for it because he was the first one. I heard doing it and I wasn't plugged into the Atlanta scene. Like, you know, obviously people Atlanta, you other people, super and hip-hop. You guys know I know I know nothing about it. All I know is everywhere I've traveled. I've heard people imitating Future. Now, I'm sure there's people imitating Drake as well.

But Drake raps in a more traditional way. It's not so dissimilar to other rappers we've heard. Future is a unique type of sound. Maybe it was Migos. But that Atlanta sound is. a completely unique type of sound that I've never heard in hip hop before. Maybe the closest was like

when you heard like the hot boys and like what's his face was Um, Um, what was the name? I used to say, Juvenile was kind of rapping in that kind of almost mumble type of way. I guess what I'm saying is everywhere we've gone around the world.

Oh man, you can wrap his ass off. The first song, Ha. Yeah. He rapped in the mumble style and finishing every bar with Ha. Just like Future does when he finishes every bar with whoa

or finish every bar with, What are you talking about? Have you heard the song, huh? Yes, it's not mumble rap. Can you put it on fucking, I didn't even know the guy started rapping until two minutes into the song. No, you can't get past his accent. I thought he was doing the introduction. You can't get past his accent, but that's not mumble rap.

And I used to say, I used to say Future took over T-Pain's trap because T-Pain was that guy that was doing that rapper singing shit with the auto-tune. T-Pain put Little Wayne on it in a lot of ways. That's fair. I'm sure there's tons of influence in that, right? regard. All I'm trying to say is the style of rap that was so dissimilar to anything else I've heard is replicated around the world. And while he might not be as famous as some of the huge rappers that are out there, his style has gotten into the fucking soil and has grown all these rappers globally. And it's like, yo, man, he needs some credit for that, right? 20 years is a long

number. I did say on the year-end wrap-up, the pull-up, I said the most influential rappers of the past decade were from Atlanta, but I give it a three-headed monster. I say Future, I say the Migos, I say Young Thug. Those three influenced hip-hop over the past 10 years globally in a real, real, real way. Those three. And I'm a big fan of Thug.

Migos Thug and Future. And Future and Migos. But I just see Thug as an even more elevated version of future. Like it's even more melodic, even more musical, and using his voice as an instrument to an extreme. His voice, I don't know if it's more elevated, more of an elevated version of future,

but I do agree his voice is melodic. It's like an instrument. It's an instrument. It's just different. Like all three of them, Young Thug, Migo's Future, they all do something very, very unique. When you hear Future, you know it's future.

Yes. When you hear something like designer, Panda, you know he's trying to sound like Future. Future, yes. When you hear him me, you know it's megos. When you hear somebody doing that, the flow,

you know they're copying megos. And you hear somebody trying to do the whole melodic sing song you know they're trying to sound like thugs. To me, those three influenced hip-hop over the past decade. Like no other? Yeah.

And isn't that, I mean, I think it's so fucking cool. Like I remember listening to Life is Good. Do you listen to Life is Good? Yes, I did listen to Life's. And at first, I thought I liked Drake's verse better. I love the line working on a weekend like usual. Drake has these ways of like making

here's these lines that will, like, penetrate you and, like, you relate to them so much, right? You're like, fuck yeah. Why don't you say penetrate and not satemize? Well, because I wouldn't think he would penetrate my butt. You know, he would penetrate my heart. Gotcha. And my mind.

Got you, got you. Got you. Got you. Got you. Penetrate my book. We go. But go ahead. What you say about Drake?

And I was like, oh, this is great. And then after I listened to the future verse for a while, I was like, I don't know any of the lyrics. I cannot repeat any of the lyrics of that. I can tell you why you like the future verse better. Tell me why. Because the song wasn't about anything. Keep going.

The song is all style, no substance. Yes. He's not talking about anything. I think you're insulting me, but keep going. So there's really nobody better at creating style over substance than future. Yes. Like, future can rap about nothing and you'll love it. Is it possible that future is creating a similar feeling that classical music or even EDM music gives us,

which is he's riding the beat in a musical way. So the words that he's saying don't really matter as much as how he's riding the beat. But that's been going on, though. Right, of course. And maybe that's why it's so much easier to connect to because- Style over substance. Boom. But I think that there is substance in that.

I think that in itself is an art, right? Like, I mean, I would call, I mean, they, they have coined it swag wrap. So it's about how you make somebody feel as opposed to, you know, what you're saying, making them feel something. Like when Drake says working on the weekend, like usual, everybody who works on the weekend, every fast food employee in the world is so fucking related. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's what he said made you feel something and invoked an emotion that you already felt. You know what I mean?

Nobody likes working on the fucking weekends. You know what I mean? You hate when you got to work Saturday or Sunday or whatever. You want that day off. I mean, I love that, but gone. That's all I do. Yeah, yeah.

I'm looking forward to it. But when you hear it, you're like, oh, shit. You know? But future is just going. I can't remember a line from that record. I can't either. 100 grand on a pinky ranged little bits. Whoa.

And I'm for sure he said that on a million different records. And I love it every time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there is something to just the sound of it that might be enough. Like maybe that same reason. why we're, you know, so attracted to EDM. These EDM festivals draw, what, hundreds of thousands of people around the world.

They fill up arenas. It's a feeling. It's a feeling, right? They're tapping into the fucking heartbeat. They say it's like you're in the womb again where you're into an EDM song. And maybe he brings some of that to rap where you just kind of like bobbing your head to it. I don't care what you talk about. Talk about perks.

Talk about all these things. I'm not even listening. Just give me that fucking feeling like you said, that beat. Right, Atlanta been doing that for the past 2530. Atlanta, people don't want to admit it. Atlanta had a way longer running than New York had. Way longer. Way longer.

It's still running. New York had the late 80s up until about 2000. When did hip-hop start? I don't fucking know. 80s, 70s? It was it 80s, 70s, 80s or something like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, and then it runs right into what?

West Coast? West Coast came around. West Coast had they run like with the death row stuff in early 90s. You know what I mean? but then East Coast took it back with the Big E's and the Wu-Tangs and the Nazas and then I think the next generation of New York with the Camrons and the big puns and the DMXs and I think the early 2000s with the 50 cents and the G-units. But there was a Southern moment there too.

Listen, people talk, I tell people all the time when it comes to that 94 sauce awards, the one with Shug Nite stood on that stage and Shugnight said, if you don't want somebody dancing all in your videos yada, yada, yada, yada. Everybody already talked about the East Coast, West Coast beef. Yeah. But Andre 3000 got on that stage. Yeah. And he said the South, and they got booed.

That's right. He said, the South got something to say. And the South has not looked back since then. To like, from Outcast, the Goody Mob, that's all Atlanta. Then you're going to the whole crunk era. And you got the whole trap music that I grew up on, the T.I. The GZ. You know, Gucci, man.

You got that era. Yeah. Now you got this era with Future and Migos and Thug, like 21 Savage. Like, come on, man. You ain't fucking with Atlanta. Yeah. Why you're not? It's kind of not even close.

Bro, it's really not. There's no one even close. Now, now, when you talk about rappers, you know, I guess when you say rappers that were bigger, New York has, has bigger rappers, you know what I mean? But they're not as influential stylistically. I feel, don't they even knock some of the New York rappers for saying like, like even when French was coming up and popping, they're like, yeah, but you sound like

you from South. Sound like you sound like you from Atlanta. A-Sap Rocky. Same thing. Is that what they said about ASAT? Oh, yeah. But that's just natural, though. And the reason that's natural is because these, this new generation of New Yorkers,

they didn't grow up on Naz, Wu-T-T-Sung. They grew up on T-I, Gizi, Gucci, Luda. They grew up on that. So that's what their style was influenced by. But what intrigues me about the South is that they grew up on themselves, but kept evolving, right? So they too had the music from the West Coast. They too had the music from New York.

But for whatever reason, they kept evolving within their own sound. Right? Yes. And that's what I'm curious about. So while the New Yorkers could have evolved within their own sound, they had tons of people to look up to. They could have had, they look up to Biggie. They could look, Pac, Nas, all these people, right?

Yes. I can tell you why. Yeah, why is that? This is my, I can't tell you why, but this is my theory. Because rappers from down south aren't busy judging other rappers from down south about what's real hip-hop and what's not real hip-hop. So New York had a sound in the late 80s. They had a sound in the 90s that they felt like.

if anybody wasn't doing, it wasn't real hip hop. So therefore, some of the artists might have been afraid to evolve. You understand what I'm saying? That's interesting. Because if you move out of this sound, now you're not real hip hop.

We care so much about being real hip hop. Absolutely. In New York, because it's an identity thing. That's why this new generation in New York artists had extreme success. That's why Nikki Minaj had success. French Montana, A. Sap Rocky, Cardi B, Dukashi Snitch 9.

That's why all of these people, This is why they had success because they weren't limiting themselves to what real New York hip hop is. So. But then again, you got Griselda now. Griselda is all 100% real New York hip hop. Right. Denham jean shorts and timblins in the summertime real hip hop. Yeah. And people love that shit.

It's refreshing to some people. Yeah. Yeah. It is interesting that like when you give yourself some freedom to be creative, you can constantly keep evolving and then control the narrative. And those people who are restricted in their creativity can't be the influencers. No. Like, you cannot be an influencer if you're doing what everybody else is doing or has done.

No. And that's why you can't be the old guy. Why is the South so open to it? Why is the South, is there more musicality there? Like, what is it about the South that, like, it goes, hey, you want to dress like a girl? I think when you're getting shitted on by everybody else. You know, you have no choice, but the lock arms is a collective. And after you lock arms as a collective, you know, you're not going to do to somebody else

what was done to you. Because, like, Outcast got booed at the Salsa Awards. You know what I'm saying? And it's not like, you know, when you talk about somebody wearing a dress, like, $1003,000 did that. Right. So Young Thug can do that. So Young Thug can do that.

Like, they've been taking those kind of chances as far as clothing. Fucking Seelot had on a wedding dress. You know what I'm saying? And the musicality part might be something too, though. Because, I mean, look at somebody like Sealo and how diverse he is. Seelow started off with Goody Mob who made one of my favorite hip-hop albums of all-time soulful. And he did the Niles Barkley and the Tangibout shit. Had the number one single would fuck you.

Like, think about how different all of these sounds were. Like, I just don't think they're afraid. And being that they don't have nobody knocking them, you know what I'm saying? Oh, that ain't real Atlanta. Oh, that ain't real Florida. That ain't real crunk. They just keep growing and they keep evolving. Do you think the South, like, embraces instrumentation more?

Like, when I was growing up in New York, it's not like there were fucking instruments in public school, you know? I don't know. That's a good question. I would think so. Because you go to New Orleans, right? New Orleans is bounce music. It's nonstop, brass, everywhere.

And you hear that in Mani Fresh's beats. Somebody said, I forget who it was when we were down there. I was just in New Orleans. It was fucking amazing, man. Love that city. One of the most unique cultural cities on the planet. We have it right here in America. Go check it out.

but, and somebody said, I forget who, you know how, like, when you're a kid in New York, you play basketball, that's what we play, right? When you're a kid in New Orleans, you play trombone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You play the drums. Like, that is their sport. Yeah, even when somebody dies, they do the line.

And it's a, what did somebody say it was? It's not, a, Kass was talking about this. It wasn't, it's a celebration. It's a going off party. You're going off to heaven. Yeah. Going home party. You're going home to heaven.

It's like, Man, it is such an amazing, amazing fucking... Everything is music. That's why, man, he fresh don't get the credit he deserved. Mani Fresh is, like, one of the best hip-hop producers of all time. Right. But for whatever reason, he don't get that recognition. But I don't know.

Maybe a little bit more musical in the South. Maybe it is a little bit more instrumentation. Yeah. I'm not sure. I just, I'm curious. I think that you hit it on the head with the identity thing. Like, we got so microscopic in terms of what really... real hip hop was.

Instead of letting the shit grow and evolve. And you know what? We've done that in comedy too. Talk to me. I feel like the New York comedy scene has really struggled because we've had such a small view about what comedy can be. And the West Coast scene has just destroyed us. They've just taken it to a whole other level because they haven't had one single goal

like New York comics have. New York comics have one single goal. Get past it a comedy seller and then that makes you. And even when I was really, young, that was the greatest accomplishment I had getting past the cellar, but I never looked as an end-all-be-all. I was like, oh, no, that's the best gym where I could work out so I could go do these theaters and arenas later on in my career, right? And the West Coast scene, they could never make a living doing just stand-up in the city like we can in New York. You can make just enough

to get by getting paid doing spots in New York, just enough, barely. In the West Coast, they couldn't. So they were forced to find these other things, podcasts, find web series, really you make a community maybe in the same way the South was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, hey, let's see what else we can bring into this. Let's see, why we don't have to have this one singular focus and singular goal to just barely get by. Let's be communal.

Let's collab. Let's help each other where New York is everybody fighting for scraps. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you can't help each other. And that's the thing that. I see, yo, by the way, that's a good point. I see that in every industry. I see that in radio, too.

What you mean? It's the same thing. Like, I don't know about the scrapping and everybody fighting for each other, but just the fact that, you know, everybody looks at radio one way. You know what I'm saying? And being that they look at it one way, they don't want to evolve the culture of radio. That's why I think, you know, podcasts were able to come in and...

Body shit. Body shit, you know what I mean? Even YouTube coming in body shit. YouTube did that with TV. You know what I mean? Like, people weren't... They were so stuck in what we do. No, we do TV.

YouTube is YouTube. We do TV. We do radio. Radio is radio. Like, everybody's stuck in their ways. until you look around and you're like, um, guys, that thing that was behind us?

The way's changed. It's right. Bias. I think I'm starting to see some ass. You know what I'm saying? I think I'm starting to see some ass. So it's just like, yo, you got to grow and you got to evolve with the way things are.

You know what I mean? Like I think some people are just very, very afraid of change. They are, that's what it is. They're afraid of change because they're afraid of failing in the new form of media or the new form of their business, wherever they are. So they shit on the new version of it because they don't think they can do it. And it's easier to criticize than collaborate. It's way easier to criticize than innovate.

And that's why you, you know, OG, put your arm around it. Son, it's so easy. With your arm around it. I remember early on when we were doing brilliant idiots and, like, people would take clips of idiots and they'd repost them on, like, different blogs and that kind of shit like that. and I remember asking you, yeah, oh yeah, we got to bring that up. I remember asking you, I'd be like, yo, so should we like notify these people?

Because they're like taking the podcast and like they're putting on on their, you know, YouTube pages and that kind of shit. And then you go, you go, no, why? I was like, well, you know, it's ours. Like, they're just taking it. They're not even asking permission. And he goes, and you go, and you go, this is before you even understood, I feel like where podcasting was going and shit.

And you were like, this free promo. I go, what do you mean? He goes, you want people to talk. Yeah, share that shit. Share that shit. And from then on I was like, oh, I had too small. I had the scraps mentality, right? I said, I got to keep all my food on my plate.

Don't take nothing on my plate. But the second, you're like, no, everybody here, have the buffet. Share it, man. That's how shit grows. That was my all my mentality with Breakfast Club. I don't give a fucking world star posting all shit. I used to have knocked down, drag out fights what I had a hard deal with the team. Leave those websites alone.

Let them. post our shit, go, please. Now, when you have your own shit, when you got like YouTube, like when you're established and you have a YouTube, yeah. Yeah. You know, you might stop it then. Yeah. Only because maybe if they're doing the whole thing, but if they're just doing a piece on Instagram, well, what they're like? Let them do, let them have that. Yo, by the way, some companies will take your shit off Instagram. Stupid. It's, I don't, I don't get it. Like, let people share it. That's what you want. Yeah. Like, you can't have these conversations about, hope it goes viral. And then you're not letting know, but you're trying to contain it.

Ain't no containing viral, motherfucker. Like, viral is viral for a reason. Once it's out there, it's out there. It's gone. There's nothing you can do about it. Yeah. That's it. Let's pay some bills and then.

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I was like, all right, well, give all the money back. You know what I'm saying? Because taxpayers in London, they built their house. I think it was like $3 million. I heard that they're giving that money back. Cool. When I heard that they wanted to come to the States or Canada, wherever they're at right now,

first thing I said to myself, if they're looking for privacy, they're not going to get it. Paparazzi is going to be all over them no matter where they go. And I also said, when you're Prince Harry, Megan might be different,

but when you're Prince Harry, your whole life you've been royalty, bro. Your whole life, you know, you've been waiting on hand and foot. Your whole life you've experienced levels of entitlement and privilege that we can only dream of. Yeah. That's just only going to last three months

you want to be regular, my brother. That's true. You might run back to it. He's going to be at the Western Union, like Simeon coming to America, begging the queen to send him a million dollars. Right. Okay? So I give this shit.

This is a phase they're going through. I give him about three to six months before he's back in the royal kingdom. Really? Yeah, yeah. Now, do you think that he wants to do this? You think Megan wants to do this? Listen, happy wife, happy life. So it don't matter what he wants.

If this is what Megan wants, I mean, he had to go along with it, you know? And plus, though, we don't know the ends and out to the royal. family. Yeah. That shit may not be all it's cracked up to be. Right. It may sound good

thinking that, you know, you're getting your royal penis cleaned by a bunch of different women all the time, but that might not be what they're into. Yeah. You know what I mean? So...

I doubt they still have that practice. I don't know if they ever had it. Yeah. No, they definitely had it back in the day. Really? Oh, of course. Oh. It was a Royal Cock Cleaner.

I was watching Bill Maher this weekend. Bill Ma had an interesting take. Bill Maher said, where are all of the woke warriors? All of these people who claim to be so progressive and, you know, why are y'all still letting people run around calling themselves royals? You know what I'm saying?

He was like, yo, we need to take away that name. You need to take away the name royal. Why? Because he said, what if someone said to Bill Maher, hey, I know you identify as the chosen people being Jewish, but he should take away that name as the chosen. It makes people feel unchosen. Maybe. I mean, I'm listening, and I might be misquoting him,

but he basically was saying that, you know, there's nothing more un-shodeled. unequal than being called a world and people bowing to you and saying your highness and all of this other shit. So he was like, you know, where to walk warriors to take that away if we're having all these conversations about equality and inclusion and shit. And I'm probably misquoting him, but it was in, listen, it's brilliant. We're in the ballpark. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I hear you. I got to see exactly what he said. Yeah. Because Bill Maher annoys me. Really? Yeah. I love Bill Maher. It's just a noise.

It's like, it's so like, it's so like detached and privileged some of his takes, especially on religion. You don't believe in God. I know, but it's annoying. It's like he's a rich guy who has tons of money to do whatever he wants and he lives in the first world to do that, right? And he's screaming at the top of his lungs that God doesn't exist. And then some poor person that's going to spell their entire life, maybe being hungry,

maybe they got to get a job cleaning, some fucking pots or something like that. And their whole life, they literally have nothing. And they're just hoping they get to go to heaven. and he's like, hey, guess what? You don't even get that. But he don't know either, though. That's my thing. So they shut the fuck up.

Why are you going to take away the one thing that poor person is looking forward to? It's like a douchey things to do. I think it's just an opinion. I think all of us have to realize that everybody just has their opinion. Everybody has their different worldviews. If Bill Maher chooses to be an atheist, cool.

If you choose to be a full-blown Christian who believes in God, great. Right. Neither is right, neither's wrong. None of us know. I'm just saying it's an easy place to come from, like being rich and going, there is no God. It's like, it's really easy.

And it's almost arrogant because you're like, hey, I did this all myself. I get all the credit. Like, God gets none of the credit for where I'm at right now. I made it. I feel like it's almost, it's, it feels like it's almost a selfish version. Like, people who have extreme success and, like, extreme luck, I feel like you should almost give it up to God more. Listen, I believe in God.

I'm a God fear in person. You know what I'm saying? But I'm not going to knock you if you don't. All I'm going to tell you is, God bless you. I'm saying, like, yo, I really hope you right. Because, boy, if you're wrong, based off everything I've read it in scripture, why are you going to have hell on your hands? Doesn't it seem weird?

Why do you need to say that to folks, man? It's just, I don't know. Why don't want to take away the thing that means so much to them? Like, why you want to remove that from them? If you watch a show, he's not pushy about it, though. Man, he did a whole documentary called whatever, like, religious. And after he did that, like, he's not pushy about it. Like, he'll, even if he's, even if he's,

comes up on the show, people will be like, well, y'all know you don't believe in God. And he'd be like, eh. As long as that's the angle now. He's not debating you. Yeah, I retract what I said then if he's changed his ways. But there was a time when I thought. I haven't heard of him on Rogan yet. He's on Rogan.

Yeah, he's on, he did Rogan. I was watching a little bit. He said he never, um, he said never thought Cosby was funny. I can't sit here and act like I did either. Oh, you'd never thought he was funny. I mean, it depends what you're talking about. I like the Cosby show was good and I never thought the show was fun. Oh, no, he's bugging on that night.

Cosby show was great. I don't know if it's, I don't, I mean, listen, the coffee show is great. I don't know what to tell them. But I'm sitting there thinking, like, was it great because of Bill, though? Yeah, it was. I mean, yeah, you produced it, I'm sure. But I never watched his stand-up. I never watched eye spy and none of that shit like that.

I never, be honest with you, I never checked for anything other than Fat Albert in fucking the Cosby Show. I never even checked it down. I don't know. It's just an interesting take that I find, like, the people that are, like, staunchly atheists. They're all, like, really wealthy. Like, all these, like, real hardcore atheists, like, scream at the top of their lungs. I know some, I know some middle-aged. middle class atheists.

I mean, the ones that are famous. The famous one. Like the celebrity atheist. Because the first people I knew that didn't believe in God weren't even famous at all. They were just regular people. Right. Yeah.

Say what? What do I believe in? I honestly don't know. I thought you was atheist for a while. No, I've never been, and I'm not, I wasn't raised with any religion, so I can't say that I'm religious. But I like the idea of there being something else out there.

I don't know if it's a higher power. I don't know if it's an organized religion. Like, yeah, like maybe, Maybe agnostic. Ain't that shit in the car? No, but you know why I'm not agnostic? Because, like, I think agnostic is like, I believe in God. I just don't know which religion is right, essentially.

So maybe it is that. But I don't even think God is one religion. I think that, I think God, I think these are people. I think religion in its best form, like the most altruistic form, not in a version of religion that's trying to, like, maybe control people, et cetera. I think the most kind and warm version of religion is people who understood their relationship with God or the universe or whatever it is, and they were like, hey, if we do these things,

we feel better. And they tried to share those things with other people so they would feel better too. And when those other people didn't do it, they were like, all right, motherfucker, just do it and you'll go to heaven. But really, what do they say? Faith is in the works or something like that?

Yeah, faith without works is dead. I really think that the heaven actually exists in life if you do these things, opposed to suffer your whole life and then you get this heaven afterwards. I feel like you can create your own personal hell. you can create your own personal heaven. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah. I think you can have physical hell, physical heaven, emotional hell, emotional heaven. Spiritual hell, spiritual heaven. You know, mental hell, mental heaven. I just think it's about the kind of work that you want to do on yourself while you're here. But I agree with you. Like, I don't think God is one religion either because if you really believe in God, then you see God in all things.

Yes. You don't look at a Muslim and say, oh, he's not God. Right. You don't look at a Christian and say, oh, he's not God. You don't look at a Jewish man and say, oh, he's not God. You know what I'm saying? You don't even look at an atheist and say, oh, that's not God. Because if you believe in God, it doesn't matter what they believe.

Right. I see the God in you, even if you don't believe that God exists. Right. So, and, and, yo, God created all of us in his image according to his likeness. Who says we're not all images of God? 100%. Who says God ain't sitting back looking like, look at these stupid motherfuckers. Motherfuck's arguing over the same shit.

You know what I mean? Like, literally. I should have navigated these motherfuckers free will. But in that crazy? You know what I'm saying? All these religions arguing over the same shit. Like 90% of everyone is the same. Don't hurt people.

Don't steal. don't kill people, don't do all this other shit. And you're all going to kill each other over the... Literally you agree on... Politicians don't even agree on this much shit. No. You know what I mean? It's crazy.

And by the way, every religion, the root, the root of what you all believe in is the same thing. God. That's it. It don't matter how you get there. How many times you pray to them a day? Do you believe in this... You all believe in this one entity called God?

That should be it. Yeah. Like, that should be it. Fuck the practices. Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, well, you don't do field service. Oh, you don't pray five times a day.

Oh, you're circumcised. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, who gives a fuck? Yeah. Doesn't circumcision have to do with something? Yes. Jews, Muslims get circumcise.

Some clean looking cocks out there in the Middle East. Ain't no sand caught in that dick. Oh, my God. What if that's why they did it? What if that was the only reason? Is it sand was getting caught in dicks. Desert is in my dick. Desert in your dick.

Your girl's like, stop it, honey, you got desert dick. And you're like, all right, hold on, let me get rid of that shit. What if that was the whole reason? Man, mixing with the smegma, can you imagine those little grains of sand with the shmogum under that foreskin? So painful. Because they didn't have beds, right? What do you mean?

They're sleeping right there on the sand. I think the cutting the dick off was just about getting sand out of the fucking dick so you could please your girl. It don't matter how wet a pussy is sand going to dry it up. What if in order to clean the shmigma, they used to just air out there, and let the camels lick the schmengma. Son, they do got a long tongue. That tongue could get in there. What if the hump and the camel is years and years of schmackmo?

Because they can't digest it. It just sits there. It just sits there. It's smegma and sand. That's what you're thinking. Yes. Yo! We figured out camel humps, bro.

We figured out camels. We figured out circumcised dick. Yo, think about it. Nobody who doesn't come from sand has a circumcised dick. Right? All these people in Europe Ain't no sand in Europe They don't got circumcised dix

That's Shannon Smegma, bro It's a deadly combination It really it for the girl Led to circumcision For the fucking girl Oh my god It's all considered for the girl Come on, dude

Taylor Google that Just Google Just Google sand And uncircumcised penis It has to be It has to be It has to be It's a little trunk

It has to be man Yeah Mckella's bruce Uh, Michaela's birthday today. Ah. Come here, Michaela. She's 37 today. She's 30.

No, she not. Yeah, she is. Stop playing. 37, bro. It's almost old before. Michaela, you're 37 today? How old? 27.

Congratulations. How are you feeling? Do we have this mic on right there? Oh. Happy birthday, Michaela. Thank you. It's brought you in for a little eye candy. You know what I'm saying?

I was just sitting observing. Give you cash. half or something, maybe you get a dollar. I'm serious. Can I solicit? Would you fuck a nigga who had a... Whoa, dude? Whoa!

No, dude! Would you have sexual relations? Man, shut up. What the hell? Would you have sexual relations with a man who had sand and shemgma in his uncircumcised penis? Yes. No.

But I have experienced, like, a guy, like, when he takes off his pants, I saw it like it was and circumcised. And what did you do? Abort mission. Hold on. No. Stop. Abort mission.

But it looks like a pussy and you hook up a girls. No, it does not. It looks like a turtleneck. Yeah, that's what a pussy looks like. A loose turtleneck. No. Not mine. What the hell?

You ever seen a pussy on a hangar? You ever seen a turtleneck on a hanger? I think you're something you need to tell us, bro. A turtleneck on a hanger is not, is not filled up. So it folds this way and it just looks like a pussy. No way. Y'all don't hang your turtlenecks? Well, now I'm questioning the cussies that you...

Listen, I'm trying to think who got you, bro. I've seen at least two pussies in my deck. I wrote like roast beef. We need to do another untuck it commercial real quick. I'm not going to lie. I don't... I don't... I'm not going to lie, bro.

I'm not upset if the pussy look like the hotel bed after you kick it open. Oh, my gosh. Wow. You know, you know, you know, you know the hotel bed all tucked in, under the mattress and then he just get in there like I'm getting comfy today. That should be tight.

That should be tight. You got to kick it open, bro. Give me some lady on express. There's nobody that can walk into a hotel bedroom and grab it with one hand and pull it back. I promise you, you're going to have to be like, you're going to have to move them big out pillows and grab that shit and pull it back with two hairs.

I fucking promise you, bro. My God. Anyway, so, yeah, we were saying And before Charlotte came in with the most really forceful question, it was so strong. That was a strong question? Yeah. Like Stormy's actions strong? Yeah.

You have a fuck! We'll smear my ad chint on his dick. Oh, we was just talking about it. I know, but for whatever reason, when we were talking about it was like, it was like an Arabian night. You know what I mean? It was smooth and cool, you know? But then you came with that different energy. I got you.

Oh my God Do what? What? Ask her what? Oh, about the sand and the dick. Have you ever had sand in your vagina from going to the beach and maybe humping a sand? In it, that's a little intense. Like on it and you got to like wash yourself off.

Yeah. But in it is like what do you? But you don't have smegma though. Girls don't have smegma, but they have discharge. With discharge, don't call it. things to stick inside you. I would think the schmegma would cause things to stick inside you.

I wouldn't know. It's just your birthday. Yeah, we just wanted to give you a little love on your birthday. That's all. Hey, thanks for bringing this show to a screeching halt. We want all men with

uncircumcised penises to cash happy. No. It's like a lot. You got to peel it back like a banana. What's wrong? bananas? Potassium. them.

No, I'm good. I'm good. Listen, do you expect birthday sex on your birthday? Yes. Really? Yes. Wow.

Do you expect a guy to go down on you on your birthday? I expect the guy to go down on me every time I'm saying. Come on, come on, yo. That's crazy. Come on, come on, yo, that's crazy. That's a crazy thing to say.

If I got to get you right, you got to get me right. No. So listen, did y'all want birthday sex before Jeremiah's song? Or did Jeremiah's song? When did that song drop? I'm trying to think if I was a... Want to have birthday sex? Was I a virgin when that?

Was you a virgin? I was still a virgin So you don't have anything to do with it Okay But I was definitely like dry hump in at house parties That's crazy Does he know he fucking the night? Who?

Whoever you having birthday sex with? I would love to have birthday sex I'm not probably not gonna get any You're not gonna get any birthday date? No, I don't know like randoms Why not? I'd have like birthday sex like when I have a man Why not do a random though?

Why not every once in a while I just roll the dice? I don't like hookups. Why not? It's hard for you to get vulnerable With another person Do uncircumcised penises Look like melted birthday candles?

Yo, fam Yes They do, right? Yes. I don't know how we got the smack. What? I don't know what your obsession is. It's all correlation.

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So 50, 52 weeks of the years, bro. Six fucking years. Have we been doing this six years? We've been ahead of the curve on this podcast thing for six years. I just saw Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan has only been doing it for 10 years. I mean, I say only, but he's been doing it for 10 years. 10 years.

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I don't understand how y'all, I get jokes on social media, man. But when you see somebody that is clearly going through something, that has clearly been through something, how the fuck can y'all be so quick to kick that person when they are already down? And that's why I'm so big on mental health. That's why I'm so big on, you know, telling people they're investing their mental wealth.

And I'm going to continue to be a mental health advocate because clearly that brother was experiencing, he's been dealing with bipolar or some type of schizophrenia or something all his life. Both of them. That he didn't get the help for. And being that he didn't get the help for it, it drove him to this.

And I tell people all the time, man, I started going to therapy three years ago because I did not want to go crazy. Because it don't matter what your race is, no matter what your religion is, don't matter what your gender is, no matter what your status in life is. Brough, when that shit hits you up here,

ain't nothing you can do, but hold on and pray to that God you don't believe in, Mr. Atheis. I'm serious, man. And by the way, you might get to that point where that's the only thing you can see is God. We don't know what those, those people are thinking in their mind.

You know what I mean? All I'm saying is... All them say God's talking to them. All of them say God's talking to them. Even the atheist ones go crazy. They're like, oh, wait a minute. Absolutely. Absolutely, man.

So I don't know how y'all can just make jokes about Delante West so easily because we don't really understand the brain the way that we think we understand the brain. We don't understand neurology like we think we understand neurology. So we don't even know how you got to that point. We all know people that, you know, we grew up with perfectly normal. And all of a sudden, it's just like,

gradually over time, you just see things break. breaking down the way they just lose it. And you're like, what the fuck? Happen to my brother, man. That's what I'm saying. So it's like, yo, you got to get people helping. I've seen people be in those dark places and get out, you know? Yeah.

I've talked about a homie I grew up with who, you know, went away to the, he went in the army, went away the war came back, was, you know, he walking around barefoot, no shirt on. Like, we didn't, we didn't know if he was on drugs. He was just fucked up. Yeah. But he got out of that dark place, you know what I'm saying? How did he get out? I've never really had the conversation with him, man.

to know how he got out. That is a conversation. I'm going to bring my guy on. I'm going to bring your Rube on the podcast. Let's do it. I ain't talk to your Rube in a minute. I need to hit your Rube up. No, I don't want to slice a cake.

Son, it's the 300 episode, son. Come on. And you're going to give me something that you know makes me depressed. Son, no. It's the 300 episode, bro. You got to gain some weight. No, man. I had some of it.

But listen, leave Delante. Oh, my God. Really? Give me a little piece, tell. This is a little piece. Oh, my God. That's a little schmiggin. I used to sneak into my cousin Gloria's house

when I was a kid and she used to have this German chocolate cake and I would cut like this super thin slice. It was so big, you could almost see through it. So no one knew. That's a big piece. You deserve it, bro. That shit almost big as McKellie.

Hold on. Let me get a bite. 300 fucking episode. I'm telling you all right now, man. Bruin they're selling out this shit, God damn. Let's go. I'm letting you know right now. Okay, we've been doing this shit

six years. We paid off fucking dues. We kept it real long enough. Okay? All right. Okay. All right. Oh, this is delicious, bro.

This ain't good as the other one. Stop it. There's not. But I don't know that, so. Yeah, it's not as good as the other one. Now you just ruined it for me. Half of $300. You know how I know it's not good at the other one?

How? I threw it away. Yeah, but you already had two pieces. The other one, you were hungry. I took a couple bites. But. 300th episode, man. I don't know what to tell y'all, but thank you.

Six fucking years. And y'all been listening to us every goddamn week. Really amazing. You know what I mean? With us through all the ups, through all the motherfucking downs. You know what I'm saying? This fucking podcast, that's literally about nothing. 300 episodes, we've had 10 guests.

If that, you know what I mean? But I like it. And the reason I like it is because I've always said, I like coming to do this podcast because it's not, like any other platform that I have and we just really get to express ourselves in a real way. I actually hate when y'all be in the comments

telling us how stupid we sound sometimes. Because we told you that from a jump. It's called the brilliant fucking idiots. All right? Sometimes you might hear something and you might go, that shit sounds brilliant. Sometimes you might hear something that shit sounds idiotic. It's just two people

in this room kicking shit. That's it. Trying to figure this thing called Life Out. That's all. What was your expectation? What did you think? Exactly. You mad at Popeyes when the chicken gets served? That's what I'm saying.

Don't get mad at me because you see the title brilliant idiots and you decide, well, this must mean I can get some brilliancy and I get some mediocrisy, but then you want us to lean all into the brilliancy. No. When you hear some brilliant shit, salute. When you hear some idiotic shit, say, that's the fucking show. That's it. It's it. Simple as that.

I hate when we're too brilliant. There are episodes when we might be too brilliant. There's not enough idiocy. We're being honest, we've been over your heads a couple of times. We've been in the head of the curve on a couple times. When is that? We was way too early on a lot of conversations. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. We was having the race conversations before Trump was in the White House. Oh, yeah. We've been talking about race before it was a thing again in America. Like, I'm talking about like in a real way. Yeah, like early on. Early, early.

Engine room. Early. Come on, man, remember the Combat Jack? We had. RIP combat. Yes, man. Rest and peace, the Combat Jack. Gender convos.

We were having gender convos. We were having gender convos about sexuality and gender fluid. We've definitely had the rape coaching convo Mm. You just say wax? Stop trying to plug your shit, yo. Taylor, Taylor, chill out. What are you talking about?

Why? Taylor, Taylor, stop it. Taylor, you need to stop it. And don't be yelling my guy's name and shit like that. Why would you yell at then? Oh, I didn't put that together. Yeah. By the way, Taylor going to have an HR case this week.

What's she do? What's you do? Our board up dramas. Dramos had on a Koogee sweater today And Taylor walked up to him And goes Dramos I'm gonna give you some pudding

Because of your sweater And I said Dramos Don't fall for that shit Okay Don't even take the fucking bait Right And I go Taylor Why would you say that to him

And she goes Bill Cosby Now imagine right Dramos goes Complains to HR Says something was inappropriate Something was said to him

You know A woman walked up to me in the building and said, I want to give you some pudding because of your sweater. So they called Taylor down. The HR lady said to tell her, did you say that? She said, yes, I said it. Why did you say it? Because of Bill Cosby.

Now, what if this woman knows nothing about the sweaters and Bill Cosby? She just think you were fucking creep. And Bill Cosby influenced you to be a creep. Yeah. And the pudding you gave this person was going to have some drugs in it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You're skating on thin ice.

Thin ice, bro. You are skating on thin ice. Thin' ice, sweetheart. Fucking ice, Taylor. Yeah, get that fucking cake away from it. All right. And if you need another piece of that cake, you're going to fall through that thin ice. Okay.

Somebody didn't have a New Year's resolution. Okay. Take off that lufa. Like that shit off. Yo. Get out of here. Bro, that, what is that? What is that made out of?

Labradoodle? Don't get sensitive Don't get sensitive You want That's all that matters That's all that matters Why should give it to you Just for your Christmas or something like that

Thrift Shops and you They got some nice shit Yeah They do They do All right guys I think it's time to get the fuck out of here 100 episodes

We really appreciate 300 300 fucking episodes Yeah I can't wait till we sell the fuck out That's an accomplishment Nah It's a rap

You think? Yeah, it's time High is bitter It's time It's time What do you think What do you think we go for? I don't know

I mean it's different though We got We got a network or shit It's not like we got one show You know what I'm saying So it's like I don't know Do we take Chris with us

Or We got to Got to Lyme disease You know If it wasn't for the Lyme disease Oh we got to talk about The Lime!

Oh I totally forgot Chris is saved. Chris is saved, bro. Chris is fucking saved. Chris is my guy, man. Chris is saved because Patrice and Neil had this amazing joke. And the joke was if you got a disease, you better hope a celebrity got it or else you're dead.

Something to that extent. Beas celebrities bring so much attention and money and donations to a disease that you're going to find a cure. And what did we find out this week? Who else has Lyme? Justin, motherfucking yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Yummy, yummy, Kris.

You are going to live. You are going to be saved, Chris. All right? You can stop fake shaving your head like you got some issues. All right? You can grow your hair out like you want. Live a long life because Justin Bieber

about to cure motherfucking Lyme disease, dog. It's cured. His skin already looking better, Justin Bieber. Already got more energy. All these things. I think it might have been a publicity stunt to promote that record.

I really think so. You think so? Like all of a sudden, you announced that you got a line disease right when you got a single coming out and Roddy Rich's body in the billboard charts. Seems a little coincidental, no? Do I like the song?

Yummy? Yeah, I like it a lot. I like the box, too. They're both. Yo, Justin Bieber always made good music. Like, when we really sit back and think about it, Justin Bieber always had good music and he has access to the best musicians in the world.

Put out the right music. People always got good music. I heard that if you don't like that new record. Yummy? Yeah. I only heard that because I saw him in the carpal pool karaoke shit. The gay people are honest as fuck. And the gay dude was in the front.

And he was like, I love Justin Beardt, but I don't like his new song, Yummy. And then Justin people popped out from the back. And he was like, oh, shit, I love your song, Justice. I mean, I mean, it's cool with me. I got this one Justin song I love. I was listening to that shit last night. Which one? I'm going to show you on my title playlist so y'all know I'm not bullshit.

What's it on? Hold on. How do I pull up the last shit I was listening to? Come here, Taylor. Help you old uncle out. We are old, bro. I do the same shit. How do I do the same shit, bro?

Huh? Listen. Let me see. Go to search. Maybe it's a search. Yo, I literally. Oh, no, maybe it's Apple. Let me see.

How do I do it on Apple? Let me see. God, you are watching an old person right now. You're listening to it. There you go. Ooh, this shit here, boy. Dying your fucking. Oh.

That's the Lyme disease tribute This shit here goes so fucking hard That Justin Bieber died in your arms Y'all act like Justin Bieber ain't talented if you want to That's what I'm saying I don't know how that Lime disease is going to impact him with I think it's the truth

Uh Uh Oh A A A B B's got to get rid of the mustache though

He looks so fucking creepy With that must-ass, Bebel looks like a guy that hangs outside of his concerts in a white van. I'm serious. It looks like he's waiting for him. You're waiting for his audience.

This shit hard. So what happened with Chris with Lyme disease? The celebrities bring all the attention. They're going to cure the disease. That's how the shit works. Anytime a celebrity's kid got a disease or something like that, they get tons of funding. Bieber going to bring all the funding to this disease.

That's what happened. 100% 100% Justin people Justin people gonna kill Chris First of Wait what

He's gonna kill Chris He's gonna save cure him I thought they kill him No And why are you criticizing my dance Right there

Well you heard Winding right Oh that I heard whining Yeah That's Lyman You never Lime before

You never lied before? Talk about what Oh shit Okay What about Babbo to get the fuck out here You haven't seen the bad boys yet. I haven't seen it yet.

I want to see it. You said it's excellent. I think it's great. I think it's great. Okay. I thoroughly enjoyed it. It's doing very well. I would say it's excellent only because of the expectation of it.

I think they lived up the expectations. Right. They did $100 million worldwide. Reason I thoroughly loved the movie is because they leaned into the old shit, bro. That's it. They leaned into the old shit. But you also said a good point on an Instagram about, like, a movie that leaned into traditionally like black media outlets.

Yes. Yes. and then seeing success because of it. Because Will Smith and Martin Lawrence have to understand what they mean to the black community. Don't get me wrong. Will Smith is one of the biggest stars in the world.

Martin's a huge star too. But we know Will Smith from being Fresh Prince, the rapper. For Fresh Prince of Bel Air and then becoming this mega movie star. Right. Martin, same thing. Like, we know Martin from stand-up comedy,

deaf comedy jam, to Martin the sitcom. So, like, their cachet in the black community. What they mean to black people it's different than probably what it means to everybody. Right. You understand what I'm saying? So when they take the time to go to the breakfast club,

when they take the time to go to Elliot Wilson's Crown, when they take the time to go to Sway's Universe, even when they go to Complex, even though Complex's not, you know, black-owned, but, you know, the content that they put out is black. Like, they went shopping for sneakers. Like, what the fuck does Will Smith and Martin Lawrence have to do that for? Right.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So the fact that they took the time to do that and really, even on Red Carpich, they were, like, stopping for, like, ball alert and talking to all of these different outlets like that, I really think that, you know, people showed up for them because of that.

Because it showed that they're not too big to still fuck with... They didn't forget who they were. They didn't forget what they came from. That's all. That's it. And is that rewarding when you see that? It's very rewarding because a lot of black superstars don't do that. And I don't even know if it's any fault of their own.

I just think that a lot of these publicists, especially in Hollywood, they're not thinking about us. Why would you be thinking about us when you got Good Morning America and the Today Show and fucking... When are they going to learn nobody watches that? No, nobody... Maybe Ellen, maybe... You're right. Maybe you get a moment on Ellen that goes viral or something like that.

I think a lot of people watch that shit, but people don't react to that shit. It's passive. It's just on. That's it. They just turn it on while they're doing laundry. They're cleaning up. They're not sitting there on their computer staring at an interview. These audiences... Yeah, is different.

Going to get the fuck up and go to the movies. Yeah. That's the truth to the matter. So you think more people will start. to do? Actually, it's a trend. I think, I think it's great to see

traditional movie stars, black movie stars like Will and Martin do it. But I think Kevin Hart does it the best. He started that, you know, 10 years ago. Kevin, them white Hollywood publicists don't have him on Breakfast Club. Make sure I'm on Breakfast Club. He'll do it.

I've, Kev does it. And that's what these celebrities need to do, man. You need to step in if you want to be successful. Tiffany Hadish does it. Yeah. Lowell does it. You know, you know, This shows you what a fucking bubble, an absurd bubble,

these Hollywood elites live in. Politicians know to come on the breakfast club. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How can a politician who's running for the president of the United States of America be more keyed in to the influence of the breakfast club and these other black media outlets? But a politician is like, oh, no, let's just do Good Morning America. You know why?

Why? Because politicians, especially those Democrats, they're really big on numbers. They have to know the numbers. So they know Breakfast Club, you know, 8 million weekly listeners, 100 plus markets. Can't deny it. 70% of their audience is black and brown. Can't deny it. Can't deny it.

Like 70% of their audience is black and brown. Yeah, yeah. We need to go talk to them if we're trying to talk to black and brown. Because numbers don't lie. It's like we were going back to the beginning. Good Money in America might have all that cachet. It might be a Golden Globe or an Emmy or something of the shit. But if you want the numbers?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And people that will actually go out there and support you. And support, dedicated following. Not some people just turn the TV on. They leave it there with a vacuuming. Yep. Run the Good Morning America. Run the Today Show.

Do that and do that alone. And think of them white people give a fuck about you. Like, think if they're going to run out to go see your movie. You don't know what I'm saying? To see that bullshit interview. It's also the interview is different. Like, if you're going to do one of those shows, you're going to have the most surface level interview.

And you can't get attached to someone through a surface level interview. When you go on, when you go on the breakfast club, when you go on Stern, when you go in these shows that are going to have, when you're on Rogan, when you go in these, these, those are the three ones that I can really only think about. You're going to have real questions asked, real questions, and then you become a real person of them.

And once you attach to a real person, you want to support them. It's really just that simple. I listen to Robert Donnie Jr. and Joe Rogan, and I grew a whole new appreciation for Robert Downey. What was your take on it? I just enjoyed it. I mean, I'm, I'm not.

Why were you drawing to him? What was a, um, to me, he's Will Smith's buddy from Independence Day. That's the only thing I know. I've never heard him sound so human, as I did on Joe Rogan podcast. And I watched a lot of his interviews, especially when he's outdoing press for Marvel and shit like that. He's sound, he just sounded. Oh, God, I got him confused with the other.

Oh. There's another Downey, Jr. Isn't it? Who's the guy from Independence Day that was with Will Smith? I have no idea. And I just went along because I never knew. Harry Connick, Jr. I was thinking. Whoopsie.

Get the fuck out. Salute to Harry Connick. I fuck with Harry, though. Yeah, yeah. My bad. But go on, go on, Robert Downey. But Robert, he just sounded very, very human, and he actually listens to Joe and, like, you know,

he's in the martial arts, which I didn't know. Yeah. So, you know, him and Joe connect. And once you get that one connection, that's it. You open, you just super vulnerable. Just the stuff he was talking about was really, really dope. It's not going to make me go see Doolittle.

But I appreciated him. You know what I'm saying? But, yeah, it's just like, yo, you got to sit down people that you have real conversations, real connections with. I think a lot of times when those guys like Martin Will are, People that have just beloved in a certain community. And also I could tell Joe Rogan really fucks for Robbenny Jr.

Yeah, yeah. So he's somewhere where he's celebrated. Yeah. And that's what it is when you have these Will & the Martins and they go to these places. Like, bro, you're celebrating. You ain't no love like black love, bro. It's different. You know what I'm saying?

Like it's just... What am I supposed to say to that? You get it. You get it in a lot of ways. No, no, I understand what you're saying. I mean... Yeah, it's just a dope-ass love, man. So, yeah.

No, it is. It is a communal. is a community that comes out in supports. And I've been so fucking blessed and lucky to see that happen not only with like the black community but when you see these shows, people come out like we have Indians will come out

in groups of fucking 10 to these shows. Asians will come out. Mexicans will come out. You see these groups. Mexicans come in packs too? Son come in packs all in the same car. What? Bro, they're not even

buying tickets, they're just jumping over the wall. Sneaking their way in. It's jokes, guys. Jesus Christ. But yeah, it's just been cool to see that kind of love when you see a community that's tight-knit come out and show it for it. So I understand.

I understand what you're saying, man. And it's a good movie because they really lean into the old shit. Like, they're not trying to act young. Like, I hate Tom Cruise movies. I can't stand that shit, bro. But Martin and Will, they just embraced it. Like, it was even parts of the movie where Will would be talking.

And you're sitting there like, that shit sounds so fucking corny. And then literally the next line is, why the fuck are you talking like that? You ain't 20? So it's just like they leaned into it and it just made for a great film and they set up a part four beautifully. Yeah.

Like that is like in an organic way that makes you be like, yeah, I do want to see that. I fuck with that. I want to see more of that. Yeah. So, yeah. I'd love to see Martin have another resurgence.

I don't think he wouldn't. nowhere. No, he did. Martin, Martin fell off a little bit, but in terms of popularity, maybe he did some movies that people didn't care about, but I always thought Martin was one of the single most, like, engaging and talented and naturally funny people I've ever seen. Like, funny without the script, funny with the way his face looked, funny physically, like, he could take a scene that if you just looked at the script, you'd be like, I don't understand how we can make this funny. And the second Martin is there, just moving, like, remember, Blue streak.

He was, that's a great point. Alex said he was Jamie Fox before and Jamie Foxx. He really was. Martin? Yeah, just the way Jamie carried the Jamie Fox show is the way Martin carried Martin. Dude, perfect example. That's very debatable, though.

Pam, it is maybe. No, it's not. It is maybe, I mean, I love Jamie. No, no, no, no. But Martin carried the fucking Martin. You remember that scene with the little kid when the little kid goes to Martin? Martin, I just wanted to go with you guys to Arizona. and then Martin just goes,

Martin, I just wanted to go with you guys, Arizona. He just mocks a little kid. There's no way that's in the script. There's no way the director's going to mock a seven-year-old. But he just knew what was funny in the moment and he would always go with it, man. The only reason I said, I thought about it just now, like you say Martin carried Martin.

I don't disagree because Martin had so many of those characters that we love. But he had a great cast, bro. Gina was great. No one was a guy. Yeah, Tisha Campbell was great. Tishina Arnold. Damn. I like to say they're real names, but I can't remember now.

Man, shut up, white, man. You never watch no Martin. For the record, he's speaking to Angelo. Angelou, yeah, yeah. Speaking to half of Angela, all right? Listen, Ella... All I'm saying is to be cool to see him, man, and like... He's going on tour.

I know he's on tour. He's posting YouTube clips, too. He got his YouTube stand-up clips going. It's been cool to see, man. Listen, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. If you listen to this podcast

and you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiotous podcast. Thank you for listening.