The Brilliant Idiots - TweakerKnockers
Episode Date: January 11, 2025In this episode of the Brilliant Idiots podcast, Charlamagne and Andrew Schultz reflect on their New Year experiences, including travel adventures, celebrity encounters, and humorous discussions about... dining and cultural observations. They delve into the Skip Bayless controversy, share comedic bits about dignity and money, and explore political commentary surrounding the Gulf of America. They delve into the complexities of political influence, the impact of healthcare policies, and the authenticity of political discourse. They discuss the disconnect between politicians and voters, particularly regarding issues like trans rights and the absurdity of certain political narratives. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Yep, Charlamagne the guy.
Andrew Shaw.
We are the brilliant idiotious podcast.
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Oh, okay.
We are the brilliant idiot's podcast.
Happy New Year!
Everybody.
What's happening?
How y'all feeling?
2025 is upon us.
Heather Kyle Walker.
What's up, baby?
How was your break, man?
Oh, it was amazing, man.
I was excited to see you.
Yeah, I flew over to Hesi and his wife were in St. Bart's for the day.
So me and my wife and my good sister, Dolly, and her significant other, we jumped on one of them
puddle planes, overcame some fears doing that.
I heard you almost didn't go.
Nah, I don't fuck with them a little planes.
The little planes, but you can, like,
the little 60-a-shed and shit that be balling and beyond?
Nah, I don't do that type of shit.
But I was like, you know what?
Fuck it, I got in.
I asked the pilot, I said, yo, how long have you been doing this?
He said, oh, I just got my license yesterday.
So let's go.
What?
Let's go!
He wasn't being serious, that's my point.
He's having that much fun.
Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
You was in St. Bart's the whole time.
I was in Anguola.
You know, I love Anguilla.
That's my happy place.
I'm just stoked that you came over and I'm stoked that, you know, sometimes God works,
though, mysterious.
Sometimes God works a mysterious way.
You overcame your fear of small planes and you were rewarded for it.
That's right.
We go to a beautiful beach.
That's right.
Swimming happening.
A lot of cities out on that beach.
There's a lot of tities out on the beach.
Now, now, now, now.
Yo, we got to have a car.
I don't want to say the name of the beach.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, it's called Governor's Beach.
Governor's Beach.
And Andrew texted me.
He was like, yo, you got to bring.
bring water and drinks over.
And I'm like, water and drinks over.
Like, why?
I guess I'm thinking of St. Bart's
a beach shack, beach club, whatever, whatever, but it's not.
It's just a beautiful beach
that people just go to.
Exactly. And it's kind of, I mean, people there
know, but it's a little off the beaten path.
You've got to drive there, but it's a stunning beach,
and then people can just go. And there's no, like,
music, there's no, like, beds put up.
Nothing.
A lot of tithes out. A lot of tities out.
First, I saw some old tities, like, very old tities.
And I was just like, eh.
But then as I walked towards the end of the beach,
he walked the whole beach.
I got a text message from him to say,
yo, we're at the end of the beach.
I'm like, why the fuck are you at the end of the beach?
When I started walking, I was like, oh, this guy's diabolical.
I was born in 19278.
I'm 46.
I got to let the blood rush when he can.
Yo, all right?
Because I saw what was happening.
I'm like, there's all the end of the beach.
I didn't tell you this.
I didn't tell you this.
Like, when you walk, there's one entrance to walk onto the beach
in the forest, basically.
And then they walk to the other end of the beach, and it's in between these two big rock formation.
And my boy Jason, who is with us, he comes out the water.
And I was like, I don't know what Charlotte made is here.
He said he was here.
He said, listen, I'm going to say something to you right now.
And could be racist, could not be racist.
Okay, but I'm just going to tell you.
So I saw four black people walk to the end of the beach.
I'm just going to say that right now.
I don't know if it's Charlotte.
I don't know if it's not Charlotte.
But I'm just going to put that out there right now.
When you start walking at the beach, this motherfucker right there.
That's right.
I was actually going towards the rock formations.
It was something about those rock formations that drew me towards it.
I really did.
The rock formation in the swimming trunk.
I just made the joke because Andrew was like, why all over?
My wife was right there, Andrew was like, why are you all away down here?
And I was like, there's titty's over there.
I didn't say that the fuck about why.
That's all.
But now, St.
Bards was interesting.
Then we went to a restaurant.
So then we went to this restaurant, right?
We walk into the restaurant, hanging out, waiting for another to get our table set up, right?
And I look over to this table, and lo and behold is the owner of Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones,
sitting there with his entire family.
I said, holy shit, Charlemagne, look at God.
On a Thursday.
Look what God did.
That's how you know the Cowboys ain't shit this year.
On a Thursday, you're in St. Barton, they played on Sunday against the goddamn command.
He already.
He already. He's like, all right, we're seven and fucking nine.
Who gives a fuck?
We ain't making the playoffs.
But he was back at the game.
He was back at the game.
And I had priorities.
I'm like, I can't.
I say, Dan, that's Jerry, yo.
But Charlie goes, I can't do anything.
Now, Doves already plot.
Plotting.
They get our table set.
We're hanging out, right?
Jerry Jones walked by our table, goes to the bathroom.
I see Dove get up.
I don't think anything about it.
Next thing I know, Jerry Jones walks back to the table,
walks up to Charlemagne, introduces himself.
He goes, yo, man, thank you for all your support, Charlemagne.
I said, whoa.
I say, motherfucking, can I call Dub the goat?
I know he's Jewish.
Call him the goat.
Is goat kosher?
I think so.
Okay, Dumb is the fucking goat.
Because Dove is like, you need a dove, right?
You need a person that's not afraid to go approach people and he's, you know, he's got the thing about him.
Like, some people just got that thing about him.
He got the Hutzpah, bro.
There you go.
The Jews called the Hutzpah.
He got it.
Walk up and he had Jerry come up.
And not only you see the star David on.
Blinging.
You know what I mean?
You feel good, unless you're Palestinian.
Other than that, you feel you're like, okay.
Even then you get it.
You're like, yeah.
So he walks up.
Now, keep in mind, like, we're at this place.
Jerry Jones is at his table with his family.
The entire place, even if they're not from America,
has pretty much figured out now that there's this guy
who owns the fucking most expensive sports franchise in the world.
And at this other table.
So they're either looking at that table or they're looking over at us.
Now they're figuring other shit out.
They're like, oh, shit, is that?
Charlemagne the guy is that?
like, you hands with like, so there's this energy.
Now, Jerry walks up the table.
They have a conversation.
I videotape a conversation.
I don't know what it said.
And I haven't asked Charlemagne what was said until this podcast.
So you are in his ear and you're nibbling on that shit.
What was he said?
He walks over.
He goes, yo, Charlamagne, thank you for all your support.
Appreciate you.
And I said, hey, man, you got to get this shit together.
I said, my dad.
I said, yo, you got to get this shit together.
Good to see, but we got to get this shit together.
My dad tased a former Marine on 9-11 at MetLife Stadium at a Cowboys Jet Skame.
That's how much he rides for you.
My dad's nickname is Cowboy.
My dad has six-time Silk Bowl champion tattooed on his arm.
He goes, no, no, go back to the first thing.
I said, he tased a former Marine.
He didn't know he was a Marine, but he got into it with a guy who ended up being a former Marine
on 9-11 at MetLife.
stadium during the Cowboys Jets game.
He goes, yes.
I said, those are the type of people you letting down.
He goes, look, we zig when we should zag.
He goes, he goes, we zig when we should zag.
But goddamn it, we're going to get them.
I said, in my mind, he says this to every goddamn.
Yeah, he did.
He's been saying this for the last 25 years whenever they lose.
And then he goes, he points to Hidali.
Everybody had their points out, phones out.
When he points and he goes, you want this on tape?
He want this to record?
He goes, man, let's take a picture.
Then we took a picture.
Now's it.
But then he came back.
Wait a minute.
Exactly.
Came back later.
Goes back, hangs out.
We're all chopping it up.
Salomey is trying to be cool.
He's like a kid that just got his favorite toy by surprise.
Yeah, we're just cool.
And then every once I was just seeing him cheeses.
What the fuck this is?
Out of nowhere, because it changes everybody in the rooms.
Oh.
Everybody in the room is like, why the fuck they go on?
Why is Jerry going there?
That's right.
So if they didn't know who we want,
where it is. Now they're like, now they're probably Googling, looking, asking who the fuck
is that? And after you started coming over saying, what's up? Also, the music starts
popping, too. Music starts changing. And, and that goddamn Sweet Caroline, sweet Caroline,
sets it off. He says white people's knuck if you buck. It is. Sweet Carolina is absolutely white people's
knuck if you buck, but it's such, I'm from South Carolina. So University of South Carolina
played that shit at the stadium all the time. Anyway, music starts getting it going, like,
drinks start flowing. And I told Charlemann, I was like, listen, you want to like make your
flight go out a little bit later because it's a
fun party. And I think you heard party
and you thought it was something else.
And I see you getting into it and I'm like, yo,
I thought you said you were only going to stay 30 minutes of the party.
And it's Charlottling me goes, this ain't a party.
This is grown folks shit.
This grown folks is adult shit. You know what I mean?
But then my wife had said we're going back on the boat.
Yeah. Because the planes weren't going out and we were leaving at six
anyway, so it was all good. But it was age
appropriate. Age appropriate. Old.
They're the youngest people there except for the women.
That's right. Jerry comes back. Jerry goes,
Hey, Charleston.
stay out of trouble.
You didn't you have to stay out of trouble.
And then I, somebody said something, all I knew is somebody said, you said, take a shot, Jerry.
Oh, yeah, and I handed the text and came out.
At first he was like, I can't.
Give me that shit.
And threw that shit back, bro.
Through that shit back.
Do you know what?
Dove told him to get him to come over?
What do you say?
He's like, hey, this is your running back.
That's what you know.
That's what Andrew was saying when he was like, nah, no, he thinks you were running back.
Shout out to Jerry, though, but Jerry, you got to get this shit together.
I told him, I said, man, I want to see you get one before you go, bro.
Wow.
Wow.
Yes.
It's too late to be playing games.
I don't know if he understood what I was saying, though.
No.
I don't think he meant.
Yo, he's stockier than he looks on TV.
Like, I always thought he was like a frail dude.
He's kind of like wide-bodied.
He looked a little frail.
Was he?
I don't know.
I was surprised by the side.
Weasie left for comments.
She said, I thought you was talking to Joe Biden.
She was like, I thought that was Joe Biden.
I mean, shit, both of them on vacation.
I mean, fuck it.
The Cowboys didn't make the playoff.
Neither are the Democrats.
Like, fuck it.
We both on goddamn vacation.
I'm glad you came through, though, man.
I thought that was fun.
No, I had a good time.
Next time for a few days.
Next time come down.
Say it bought too expensive, bro.
I don't know.
No, no, no, yeah.
No, bro.
Listen, I, listen.
He's saying that I ain't never going.
I ordered two.
I don't know what y'all spent at the restaurant.
I know you don't.
No, I don't.
I was buying bottles of cast out of zoo and steak was coming.
I'm like, I don't even need me.
And neither should show.
He's on stat.
Tell me the order.
Oh, that was fucked up.
Mind you, when I say we're the only black people there, it's like,
it's like me and my wife, Dolly, her dude, and maybe like,
four other black people.
And Kima, because there's no indigenous population
on that island, right?
Yes.
And we wonder why.
But basically, so it's not like there's Caribbean people
that are there in a culture that sprouted.
That's right.
Literally France just took over this island from, I think.
It's like cans in the middle of the water.
It's literally that.
They basically created can or Santa Fe in the Caribbean.
That's right.
So go on.
And so we're in there.
And the lady's like, what do you want?
She was like, do you want steak?
You want lobster?
You want fish.
Do you want chicken?
Like, man, I really want chicken, but I can't do it here, yo.
So I go, yo, I want the chicken, but I don't want to say it.
Shultz, goes.
Hey, can I have some chicken, please?
I'll take my self-out.
It's for me.
Bro, the chicken comes, right?
They got the chicken on a platter and shit.
Yo, Charlotte.
He creeps up, he takes the chicken, and then he goes, hey, Schultz, and they can't.
Under the ta-down under the motherfucking day.
I mean feeling that one.
Under the goddamn baby.
Right.
It just didn't feel right.
I've never felt that way.
I'm like, yo, nah.
And then they bought out the, what they call that shit?
The carudity.
What's that shit called?
The croutique.
What's it called?
The curiucci.
No, the crudite.
You know, all the vegetables you could dip in hummus or whatever.
But it was a huge bread basket.
It was a bit, but there was a, there was, when I tell you, there was the most beautiful piece, slice of watermelon on this.
You didn't even know it was there.
I saw you swallow that shit.
I took that shit.
They was throwing watermelon into his mouth.
Fuck all that.
Fuck all that.
Even though those two are the worst stereotypes
because everybody loves fried chickens,
everybody loves watermelon.
And if you know the history of both those things,
you know that after, what was it,
after the Civil War?
No, not after the Civil War.
After the emancipation.
If you explain it, you lose them.
No, I'm just saying, after the emancipation,
there were things that people sold
in order to make money, right?
So it's actually a lot of financial freedom that comes with both those things.
But needless to say, I don't want to eat in front of a bunch of white people.
Not only want to do it.
I don't want to fucking do it.
I didn't want to do it.
But St. Bartz is too expensive.
Two tequila drinks.
Before I saw you at the beach.
Two tequila drinks.
Two spritzers.
Four bottles of water.
$266.
Oh, fuck.
Get the fuck out of here, Schultz.
266?
And the drinks suck.
Yo, I swear it was lean.
Yo, I should have took a picture of it.
They put some type of surf in the tequila, and I was like, ugh.
I took a sip in the bottle and was like, you like it?
And I was like, no.
And he was like, that's because you put 1492 in it.
You should have, so you're telling me that the 1492 tastes worse than this store house generic tequila you was going to put in it?
Nah, fuck that.
266.
Now, in contrast, go back to Anguilla that night, go to one of my favorite restaurants in Anguilla is called Tasty's restaurant.
Amazing food.
Four of us all eat dinner and order drinks.
it was $222.
Wow.
Wow.
Style, but it was great.
I don't go to Anguilla.
Fuck, St. Barth.
No, St. Paz is a, it's a cool vibe.
It ain't.
Just got to come for, what I would say for you is, like, come for New Year's Eve, and then the next day, relaxed on the beach, and then you just go back.
So, because Anguilla is obviously chill, but it is a little bit more relaxing.
So you come for a little turn up over the same parts, and then you dip back.
If you want to do nothing, you go to Anguilla.
If you want to turn up.
That's right. Go to St. Barns. Now, for that, to go over, you got some people over in St. Bartz. You want to go over for the day, spending night, have a good time. I'm sure it's a good time. For me and my cheap ass, no. But also, like, and I'm sure the same was in St. Will, it's like, what I was telling the guys is, like, you don't want to go there as a couple. You want to go there with friends. You want to have like six, eight, ten people, 12 people, whatever it is. You want to have a group. And it's just about you guys getting after it. It's not really single dudes out there trying to get pussy. Because, you're,
Women can't afford to go there, you know, broke asses.
Somebody said that.
I was drunk as shit, by the way.
Sluid Jason and y'all was buying so much tequila.
I was so drunk.
I don't even know if you don't know how drunk I was there.
But somebody said that to me.
Yeah.
Somebody literally said to me, every woman you see here has been paid for.
Has been paid for.
They're here with somebody that they can't afford to be here.
Yeah, no one.
I was like, really?
Not a single woman paid to be there.
Who the fuck's been in it?
I mean, they pay another way.
It's a pussy.
I didn't say that.
Skip Bailey.
You think this is.
Allegedly, exactly.
Do you think this is Fox Sports One?
FS1.
Yo, can I?
Freak Show One, Dave.
Freak Show One.
You talk about this because the guy said I was off on this, but.
Oh, yes.
I think all allegedly, by the way.
This is all allegedly, but I think all allegedly offering somebody $1.5 million for sex,
I think if you don't believe that that's a joke, then you are too arrogant.
It's not like this girl's a Victoria's Secret model.
It's not like she's some super.
Like, she might be attractive, but she's still a hairdresser.
Like, so there's no hairdresser on the planet that's getting solicited for $1.5 million.
If somebody's willing to pay $1.5 million, you are a supermodel, you're a actress, you are some, like, stunning human being.
Now, she might be pretty, but she ain't a $1.5 million is pretty.
So you have to know he's joking around.
This is not a serious proposition.
Well, I look at the number, right?
number one, they say it happened over a span of what, 12 years, right?
Oh, so it was 1.5 total?
That's what I'm thinking, because who the fuck comes with that number immediately?
First of all, 1.5.
Usually when you're offering somebody something, you're offering a flat number, like 1,500,000.
You're not going to say, I'll give you 1.5.
Why does the negotiation start there?
Seems real.
If you're at an auction, you're not like 1.5 right off the top.
No, you work your way up, right?
So I think that over, I think he was probably allegedly, if it's a real story, he was offering money over time and she just told it it all together.
Because 1.5 just seemed like a very strange number.
But also, remember, they say it ain't tricking if you got it.
I don't think Skip Bayless got it to just be giving out a $1.5 million for some pussy.
No man would spend $1.5 million so on pussy.
Now I'm not going to say that.
Say who?
I think Elon Musk might.
Not for one night.
You could get these girls.
Like, apparently there's some like billionaire ring where you can.
They shut that island down, bro.
The guy killed itself in jail.
What are you talking about?
I heard there's like a billionaire prostitution ring where they could basically smash like the Victoria Secret models and these types of things.
And it's the famous ones that we know about.
Some of them are down for it.
And you spend, you know, whatever it is.
But it's not on $1.5 million.
$1.5 is crazy.
It's crazy.
That's just a crazy number.
Sorry, ladies.
Maybe it was 1.5 in perpetuity.
I got a theory.
Want to hear my theory?
This is my theory.
I believe Skip Bayless might be in on it.
This is just a brilliant.
It is Charlemagne in my theory.
This is why I say that.
If you're bailiff's mad about FS1,
let's burn the whole shit down.
Because it just doesn't sound right.
It sounds, huh?
He offered $1.5 million,
the sexual harassment and everything
we hear about stuff like that
in the workplace all the time.
But just that number sounds very, very odd.
And if you read the lawsuit,
a lot of other people get thrown under the bus.
Joy Taylor gets thrown under the bus.
Why is she talking about these other bitches?
That's what I don't get.
Shannon Sharp got, I don't know if Shannon Sharp is in the lawsuit.
He said.
But didn't the woman say,
or maybe I'm, I thought I saw
what a woman said, Skip used to
accuse her or sleeping with Shannon?
Yeah, that's the only mention of it.
But still, why is she talking about Joy Taylor?
To me, that don't make any sense.
She got nothing to do with you.
Also, I think she was joking around as well.
The guy Chris Dixon, who's like the, what's his title?
He's like the president of son.
What's his title?
Pull up his exact title.
I think that this girl sucks.
You don't think Skip Bayless could be behind this?
Now, if he is, that's genius Vince McMahon
level wrestling.
but if it's not, why would this girl agree to it?
Also, what girl is the hairdresser that's turning down $1.5 million?
And how much hair does Skip Bailey's have?
Can we look at his hair?
Like, how hard is it?
It's like, if, go.
We did this topic on Breakfast Club.
Would you have sex with Skip Bayless for $1.5 million?
99% of all people, and I'm saying people for a reason,
99% of all people who called into the show said they would.
The reason I said people, it was good.
Guys call it. It was guys calling saying, look, man, I ain't gay.
But, but we look at his hair. A stud called and said she would do it.
A twin called and said, I wouldn't do it. She was on one percent. The twin called, there was two of them.
A twin called and said, I wouldn't do it, but by twin would. And we would just split the money.
She said, we're identical twins, same body shape and everything.
The only person who said they wouldn't do it was a married woman.
How are you pimping out your sister?
No, do you?
But as soon as I changed the person, I said, what if it was ill with yourself? But she was like,
yep.
He's trying to get me divorced.
So if it ain't the paper, it's the people.
That's, listen.
Can I ask you as the only woman in the room?
1.5 million, though, would you?
That's a yes.
That's a yes.
1.5, bro, it's 0.5.
Because it's also my dignity, too.
Like, I don't know if I would be able to literally do that.
I feel like you got no dignity if you said, no.
I feel like your dignity.
It's hard out here.
Like, donated to, what's his face of school, man?
Donated to Dr.
Dr. Lamar's school.
And you fucking.
It's not about you.
It's bigger than you.
And again, like...
And you fuck worst guys for free.
For free.
No, I see that.
Fuck the guy from Raleway.
No, I did.
Technically, you did that.
You're saying you're not going to fuck Skip Bayless?
Skip, I can't eat you out for 1.5.
I can't.
One point five.
You can't eat Skip out for 1.5?
Yeah, that was wild.
That was wild.
Charlotte, that was...
I'm saying, I was...
You know, that was great.
I'm not eating you out for 1.5 million.
Yeah, yeah, thank you for the record.
God, what would be the number to eat Skip out if you're a guy?
What's the visual you have when you think of that?
Eating that ass.
But it's his legs up in the air?
Oh, all for it.
That's true.
Crack that safe with your tongue!
How much would it car?
How much would Skip Bayliss have to pay any man in here, me, you or Alex.
How much would Skip Bayliss have to pay for us to fucking eat his ass?
Is he in doggy style position?
If he's on his back with his legs in the air
and like we got to hold his balls and dick up,
that's too much.
How much, Alex?
Half of what you would take,
double what Chris would take.
How much did you take, Chris?
What is this?
How much does you take Chris?
You got a dick on your head.
How much did you take?
What's the dick on his dick?
So Alex said he would do it.
It's the dick on it.
Alex said,
Why do you have a leg of a dick laser?
Alex, so you said you would do it?
I said half of what you would do it for, double what Chris would do it for.
Everybody's in the shirt.
Stand it in a 1.5.
To eat skit bail is his ass?
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it.
Show.
What about you?
Show.
We're on my face like Gucci Man, Tedder.
It is.
To eat Skip Bayless his ass.
How much would you have to pay you?
To eat his ass.
To eat his ass.
You need this on video?
Hell, like, I've never seen out.
I'll take this phone out.
What I'm going to do that.
No, I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Well, you guys got money, though.
That's like, what the problem?
Even if I was broke, I wouldn't do it.
I would have to be in.
I wouldn't, there's no diet straight.
Stop, you would.
Hold, me put it on me.
So, listen.
The beat.
Why did they get little when it got to you?
Give me the thing.
No, it's too close.
I've seen you sit on some giant's laps before for a last night.
That was a woman.
You're talking about Wendy Williams.
You said that.
But that was a woman.
All right.
You said on Wendy's life.
He's the thing.
And you post naked already.
What about post naked?
On all four.
What?
That never happened.
You know, come on.
That's a myth that was you.
That was not neat.
It's 20-25, Charlott.
This is finally just come clear.
That would be the number.
20.
25 million.
I would consider it.
Eating his ass?
No, I'm lying.
No, you can't do it.
I couldn't do it because my dad.
I got a dad.
You know what I'm saying?
What if he got half?
Huh?
You gave him half?
Nah, nah, no, no.
Then he would be calling me half of that 90s gay slur.
That's all you need is half.
All you need is half.
Half is really all you need.
People will only be giving you half of that gay slur for ever.
They only use three letters, though.
It's six letters.
I don't know if y'all know.
Right?
Nobody ever really calls you the whole thing.
You know what I mean?
And they probably would out of respect.
Because he did get $20 million.
He's just a mag.
What did he say when we were on the beach?
I'm not saying what I said on the beach.
I was drunk.
It don't even matter what I said on the beach.
I was just, no, I was.
And it wasn't what I said.
It was what I saw.
Oh, yeah.
If I told you we saw a gay, a down, a guy.
If I told me we saw a gay guy with a guy.
I saw a gay guy with Down syndrome, would you believe me?
Toolkeepers with a Down syndrome couple, gay.
Would you believe me, Chris?
I mean, it must exist, right?
Isn't there a show?
About gay people.
You talk about on the spectrum.
Yeah, but this is love on the rectum.
This is love on the rectum.
It is.
It was.
It was.
It really was.
I was like, wow.
I've never seen that before.
And somebody that was with us who is just, you know, 90s to the core said something.
But I'm going to leave it as that.
I just never heard that combination of words together.
It's a lot.
It's a wave.
Whoa.
God damn.
You had never heard those words together.
Together is just.
Together?
Yeah.
Can we just bleep it out?
I'm not saying it.
No.
But you know the words I'm talking about.
And together like.
Together.
In the right.
Come on, Chris.
Probably.
What order?
What order was it?
The politically correct way would be mentally handicapped homosexual.
Yeah, okay.
That's a politically correct way.
I was like, whoa!
Stop.
Welcome about his hair.
Whoa.
You're going to blind me with dick in my face.
Let me tell you something, man.
Motherfucking, I heard that story about Jamie Fox.
You heard the story about Jimmy Fox?
No, whatever.
Yeah, that's what they said.
They said Jamie Fox was in the fucking, um,
Jamie was in the restaurant.
That's why he got into it.
When he got cut, he was in the restaurant
and somebody had a dick laser.
When he got cut?
Yes, remember when they said
he got cut in the face with a glass?
You know what?
That was far fright.
Yes, it was something.
They said because somebody kept playing
with him with a dick laser.
So he went up to talk to him
and then they got into an argument.
I don't know if there was a fight,
but something happened where like a glass broke
and he ended up getting cut and having to get stitches.
So when I heard about that,
I was like, they got dick lasers?
I got to have.
Okay.
So I'm talking about it.
on the radio. Why did the company
Dick Lasers, Dick Lasers
Case Bruton, Case Bruton
is the guy's name. They sent me
two dick lasers.
One laser, five dicks.
Wait, there's different dicks?
Hold on.
What the fuck.
Not in my eyes. Not in my eyes.
You can change what it looks like?
Hold on, hold on. Hold on.
Yo, put it on my chest.
Put it on my chest.
There's a little. There you go.
Okay, so right there.
Now watch me change it.
Hold on.
Ooh, see, he got a little curvy, curved tailie.
Yeah.
With the balls, I get his balls.
Now, hold on, hold on, hold on.
This is a more straight one.
Like you put it right in his mouth, you see?
Gobble, gobble, gobble, right?
I don't know what the fuck that is.
What is that?
Whose dick is that?
Huh?
I don't even, what is it?
Almost like a tooth.
It's almost, I think this is what it looks like during the transition.
When you start taking the pills.
Oh, it's flat.
It's a straight-old.
Yeah, I think it's flat.
Oh, okay, and then boom, there goes a little one, little micro penis.
Let me see.
You know, you see?
Looks like a little mushroom from Mario brothers.
Yeah.
Hit it right now.
This is the greatest toy ever, okay?
I love how you...
Grow up.
What do you mean?
Oh, I was killing everybody.
Oh, I was, they was running from it.
I was turning off the light.
the light.
I was turning up,
not the one,
I didn't do it to women.
That'd be harassment.
I was turning off the light,
chasing,
Envy's trying to run from it.
My guy,
Eli,
had the ovio fucking boots on.
So he didn't know what it was.
So I go,
yo,
what are those?
This guy,
I go,
what of those, right?
He bends down,
he goes,
oh, these the ovio boots.
So as he's bending down,
showing me the owl,
I'm just putting the dick
laser in his mouth.
Oh my God.
Grow up.
Yo,
Art was at the fucking water cooler,
and I just had it sitting on his back.
And so Nick goes,
pro, there's something on your back.
And Art goes, what's so my back?
He goes, it looks like a dick.
Greatest invention ever.
Dick Lasers, man.
Shout out to Dick Lasers.
Y'all would invest in this fucking company.
He said he sold 100 of these
to the cast of Jackass.
He goes since I mentioned it on Breakfast Club, they've been on back order.
All right?
So he sent me to, I ordered him myself, but he sent me to expeditiously.
Shout out the dick lasers.
If y'all ever have a live podcast, everyone's going to get one.
Oh, fuck.
Yep.
Free dick laser would be crazy at a live podcast, yo.
You wouldn't know what hit you.
Like you sitting there with like six or seven dicks on your chest.
You think that the fucking Navy Seals just came in to ruck you.
You like, what the fuck?
All right, let's do some all of me if necessary, man.
That's crazy.
Y'all, I mean, what's up to you?
I have some stuff from New Year's.
I don't know.
Go to Gulf of America.
Yo, let's go to Gulf of America.
Shout out to Trump, bro.
Already doing it.
Let's hear this.
Why has it ever been to Gulf of Mexico?
Let's hear it.
I don't even know why this is a thing, but it doesn't,
I don't know enough about it for it to bother me.
And if you're an American, I don't.
in your mind, you're like, yeah, why isn't it the Gulf of America?
I don't know. I don't know why it's the thing. Chris, do you know?
You didn't play the clip.
Chris has been trying to avoid trouble.
Changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America,
which has a beautiful ring that covers a lot of territory.
The Gulf of America, what a beautiful name.
And it's appropriate. It's appropriate.
As such, we're going to be changing the name of the,
the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of a...
Donald Trump shows me
what is politically possible.
Donald Trump says what he wants to say,
does what he wants to do.
Doesn't matter if it sounds ridiculous.
Doesn't matter if it makes any sense.
Doesn't matter if it sounds logical.
He really moves to the beat of his own drum.
And I told you all this before.
The language of politics is dead.
And he killed it.
My issue with the Democrats is I don't want to hear shit from them
until they stop being politically correct
and until they start saying exactly how they feel about the world
and how they feel about America.
Because he does.
Yep.
He does.
Love him, hate him, voted for him, didn't vote for him,
none of that matters.
He says what the fuck he wants to say.
Clearly it works.
Well, yeah, I just love all the trolling.
It's same when trolling becomes reality.
Like, he will name it the Gulf of America.
I mean, Mexico can call the Gulf of Mexico.
The rest of the world can call Gulf of Mexico.
We're going to call it the Gulf of America.
But is it, is it's trolling?
That's what I'm saying.
Yes, it is.
Because it doesn't make no sense.
But I don't line between trolling and reality.
Like, even the shit happening with, like, Canada being the 551 state.
Have you heard about this?
Yeah.
Like, why can it be?
Why would we want it to be?
It's a whole country.
Yeah, but why not?
I don't want Canada.
Do we want Canada?
Canada.
Do we want Canada?
We wanted to join us in our...
Puerto Rico was...
That's not what fucking Justin Trudeau said.
Justin Trudeau ain't the fucking prime minister no more.
Hey, Donald Trump made him resign.
I don't give a fuck with nobody.
It's like, I'm telling you, man.
I don't give a fuck with nobody say.
I think Justin Trudeau resigned because of Trump.
I don't know why.
I don't know how to prove that,
but I just feel like there's some pressure coming
that he didn't want.
It's over for the progressive agenda.
The pendulum has swung back from it.
It went too far.
And now there's this reset happening.
and then the pendulum will swing too far in the other direction
and we'll need to reset, and that's just the course of human history.
Justin said there's in the snowballs chance in hell
that Canada would become part of the U.S.
Workers and communities in both our countries
benefit from being each other's biggest trading and security partner.
And then Elon Musk goes, girl, you're not the governor of Canada anymore
so it doesn't matter what you say.
I mean, I know, God dang.
I love it.
You know, the Elon Mustang is interesting too
because I just find it very hypocritical
for any elected official
to be calling out
any politician
for taking money
from a really wealthy person
and then calling Elon a oligarch.
Are we acting like elected officials
haven't been these people's bitches forever
whoever spends the most money?
What are these packs?
These corporate donors?
Why? Why is Elon
because I guess him and Trump was so chummy-chummy
and he's like the one individual that you can point a finger at?
Like, what are we, why are we acting like elected officials haven't been in these people's
pockets forever?
He's out in the open with it.
Yes.
You villainize him.
But the reality is these elected officials are doing whatever their billionaire, you know,
cohorts are sponsors.
All of them.
All of them.
Yeah, the fact that there's actually transparency with Elon is nice.
It's comforting.
I think, and this is just my personal opinion, I think Democrats get mad that Republicans,
or at least Trump and MAGA do out in the open what all politicians have been hiding for years.
Because if you think about it, it throws all of the rule books out the window, right?
Because it's like all of the things they say that you can't do, all of the things they say you shouldn't do,
all of the things that they say if people knew about it would impact you politically, it doesn't impact them at all.
At all.
At all.
Not even a little bit.
People want authenticity.
They want, they actually want to feel normal.
They don't want to feel gasolent.
They want to feel some truth.
And I think that politicians in general, now you feel like they're just kind of lying to you.
And it's nice when somebody says some crazy shit because you're like, all right, at least maybe that's the truth.
Stop telling me everything's going to be okay.
And I agree with that.
And that's why I loved what President Obama said on the campaign trail.
And I was reading this quote over and over, and I'm paraphrasing it now.
But he basically was saying, like, look, you know, there's always reservations.
with people who say, look, we voted for y'all and we voted for this change, and this change
didn't happen. But he was like, we did make things a little bit better, meaning like Obamacare or
whatever it is. So instead of going out there and, you know, talking about how you're going to
have all of these broad sweeping changes and you're going to end racism tomorrow. This is what
Obama said. I'm paraphrasing, but he was like, you're going to end racism tomorrow. He was like,
that's not going to happen, but you can put people in office that can make your life just a little bit
better. That's honest.
Yeah. To me.
I can, I can, I can, I can vote for that.
Also, Obama made a massive change.
And if we're going to keep it a buck, I know there's a lot of like, wealthy conservatives
that like to shit all over Obama and they said that he was a bad president, this, that the other.
Ask poor conservatives how they feel about Barack Obama.
No Obama can.
Ask, ask, ask working class union, poor, impoverished conservatives how they feel about Obama.
all those people that had pre-existing conditions
that could not get health care
getting bounced around from hospital, hospital,
hospitals rejecting their health care.
All of a sudden, Obama sweeps in with the Affordable Care Act
and literally saves their lives.
Like, I've spoken to a few of these conservatives
that say, listen, I'm a lifelong conservative.
I would never vote Democrat.
And if you say a single bad thing about Barack Obama,
I'll probably punch you in your face.
You remember that?
Like country coal miner.
Because people want things that affect their everyday lives.
You know, they saved people's lives with that shit.
Did you ever saw that skit?
They did.
I forgot who did it, but they went around and they was asking people,
do you like affordable health care?
Yeah, I love affordable health care,
but they was like, do you like Obamacare?
Nah, fuck that shit.
Yes.
What plan do you support?
Obamacare or the Affordable Care Act?
The Affordable Care Act.
And why do you support that over Obamacare?
Do not like Obama Care.
I don't like anything that has to be forced
for everybody to buy.
This is not good.
Do you think Obamacare is socialist?
Yes, I do.
Do you think the Affordable Care Act is socialist?
No.
Do you believe that Obamacare will
eventually lead to gun prohibition?
Yes.
Do you know that Obamacare and the Affordable Care Act
are the same thing?
No, they're not.
Thanks, you made me look stupid.
Because it's just the name.
It's the same exact policy,
but they just hear Obama.
And if you watch certain networks,
if you watch Fox or you watch a lot of just right-wing
stuff, they were demonizing him at the time.
So they didn't want to hear Obamacare,
but they loved the Affordable Care Act.
And yeah, and those people who had pre-existing conditions
were absolutely fucked by the system.
Yeah.
And then they were saved.
The literal lives were saved.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I had a great conversation with a guy.
And he was telling me about, like, his father.
His father was like a fucking coal miner, right?
You would think that they would lean conservative.
He's from West Virginia, right?
Or it was Ohio.
I forget exactly.
I think it was actually Ohio.
And he's like, you can't say a bad word about Barack Obama in my house.
He saved my dad's life.
Wow.
That's actual impact.
Not only that's not lip service.
Not only is the actual impact.
Goes back to what I said.
Motherfuckers wonder why people.
voted for Trump, I can take you to rural areas like where I'm from, Monks Corner South
Carolina, and show you people that got trailers, mobile homes because of those PPP loans,
because of those goddamn stimulus checks, because of whatever other small business loans that
they were giving out now, did a lot of motherfuckers lie?
You get that shit?
Absolutely goddamn looting.
But did they get it?
And do they still live in these things now?
And four or five years later, do they say to themselves?
Hey, man, I got me a trailer under fucking Trump.
I got a new car under Trump.
Or to your point, that $1,200 might have came in super handy
when I'm about to get evicted or I might have needed my car fixed.
You never forget shit like that.
Same way you never forget things like Obamacare.
Fucking black people have been voting for Democrats forever
because of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
Yeah.
Right?
So people don't forget actual tangible things that you did.
And that's the problem with Democrats in the law.
lot of ways. They've had wins, but for whatever reason, they don't know how to put points
on the board. Obama knew how to put points on the board. Obama knew how to get his win,
and just like Trump, let everybody know I did this. ObamaCare, Obama phone. I think the
Democrats issue is that they're pussy, well, they pussy, but they also don't know what people
actually care about. They trust what people say they care about. That's right. You know what I
I mean, like, people say they care about the environment.
Most people don't actually care.
Like, they want the environment to be good,
and they don't want global warming and all these other things.
But it's like fifth or sixth on a list of things that actually impact their lives.
Healthcare impacts their lives, how the economy affects their lives, jobs affect their lives.
The border.
The border.
Because what do we always think?
People want more money in their pocket and you want to feel safe.
100%.
Safety affects their lives.
So here, like, Biden, they'll brag about Biden.
Biden is the best environmental president in history.
Who gives a fuck?
The people don't care about that.
That makes sense to like Hollywood folks when they're on the stage
excepting their rewards, their awards.
But like an average American doesn't care.
So Democrats are virtue signaling, or not even trying to virtue zone.
They're actually trying to appease what their party says they care about.
But deep down, those people don't actually care about it.
The climate change thing is interesting because I think that people care,
but I think that some people also feel like it's out of their control.
It's not in their top five.
Like, very few people in their top five things they care about is climate change.
So, and then in their top five they think they care about are trans kids, kids, rights or whatever like that.
Like, we saw what happened this morning.
What is it?
The House is fast-tracking a ban on transgender athletes in women's sports.
The House passed the Rules Packaged Friday, prioritizing the protection of women and girls in Sports Act.
Now, I had a great conversation this morning with some political people in my group chat.
And I'm not going to say their name, but I'll read you with some of the things where said.
They was like, yo, this is silly.
They fast track in a bill that affects 10 athletes, literally.
I say, does it matter?
And the people's consciousness across the country is a big issue to a lot of people and has been for a while.
The person said that means we've already lost the war.
Somebody else said, a funny part about this is Democrats going to filibuster and look silly.
And I said, to me, it means Dems weren't paying attention because they were too.
busy being woke and not paying attention to what a lot of people in the public actually
thought about the issue.
I said, most impactful ad for Trump was the trans ad because the shit does sound ridiculous
and made most Americans feel like anyone who agrees with it was insane.
And I talked about how I remember being at a cheerleading competition for my daughter two years
ago.
And the whole table, I've told you the story, a bunch of parents, black, white, Jewish, Asian,
you know, Muslim, Indian, we're all at the table.
And we had a whole discussion about this shit.
And everybody was saying this shit is going too far.
But it was also at the time when there was that,
it was that shit where they were doing the furries,
where they were, when somebody put a litter box in the classroom
and was letting the kids who identify as cats, identify his cats.
And that's how the conversation started.
And then it turned into all of the stuff about women in sports and everything.
So he's right.
It doesn't affect a lot of athletes.
But it affects the consciousness of people.
And this is where Democrats kind of don't understand.
It's not about the trans issue specifically.
What it is is about the Democratic Party not willing to admit that it's ridiculous.
Like women in sports.
I mean, men playing women's sports is ridiculous.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, come on, man.
Yeah.
So it's like, and so again, they go, this only affects 10 people.
And it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're missing the argument.
The argument here is you're not acknowledging a thing.
that's ridiculous. Just like the kid bringing the cat litter into the school, it's like,
well, that only affects one kid. It's like, no, no, no, no, no, it's ridiculous. And why are you
okay with this being, this ridiculous? Exactly. Why are you, why are you, uh, what's the word?
Why are you, uh, encouraging it? Encouraging it. Why are you allowing it? And you're like,
it only affects what, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, you could say that you want to protect it,
but first you need to admit to me that it's fucking ridiculous. And what happened is the whole
party stopped admitting shit was ridiculous and they just started accepting everything. I remember
when Rogan got crucified for saying it was ridiculous for that MMA fighter.
I can't remember her name.
Balin Fox or something like that?
She cracked a woman's skull.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She cracked a woman's skull.
And they're like, it's one woman.
That's the argument they're making.
It's just a one woman.
Absolutely.
And honestly, it's just a silly hill to die on.
Bro, AOC recently was like, I think she's like,
the subway would be way safer without Daniel Perry's or whatever.
Daniel Penny.
Daniel Penny.
Right, right.
Here's the thing.
That's a ridiculous statement.
Okay?
You don't have to go that far with it.
You can say that this is an unfortunate thing to happen.
You could say that, you know, there's going to be plenty of people that have been on the subway and they've been harassed.
And they're like, I really wish somebody would have protected and helped me.
But to say that the subway is safer without him is just an absurd antagonistic statement that's going to make people who feel unsafe on the subway go.
that's wrong, that's bullshit,
and I would have liked some protection
when someone's harassing me or harassing.
One of the most terrifying things in the world.
It's just ridiculous.
Acknowledge ridiculousness.
And one of the most terrifying things in the world
is being approached by somebody who's mentally ill.
Oh my God, dude.
If you're in New York, you see it,
and you don't know how to react.
So you just really don't.
Because you know the person is mentally ill,
but what's the first law of nature?
Self-preservation.
So you don't know what they're going to do.
You also don't know what they got.
All these crazy motherfuckers got hepatitis, they got AIDS and shit like that.
Like, especially in New York City, it's crazy.
They might be doing needle.
And I think it's very unfortunate what happened to that man.
I don't think that he deserved to die.
But I also don't know what to do in those kind of situations.
If you've been in New York long enough, you've been harassed by a mentally ill person.
Are you been around a mentally ill person and you don't know what's going to happen?
And let me tell you who's not going to do shit is a New Yorker.
Because New Yorkers go, that motherfucker crazy.
that you need a dude who's not from here to be hero because the rest of us
Oh he's not from that you know he wasn't so you need someone not from here that's like I need to protect these people because New Yorkers are going to look the other way we're going to get on our phones
No I did not know that now that makes all the sense in the world bro
I had a few people like we're going to wait some of the last second
yeah if somebody's actually putting hands on a woman we're going to step in but if it's dude on dude you got to handle that
yeah if it's if it's a grown up with a kid we're going to step in if it's a grown up with a woman we're going to
By the way, that's a good point.
Because if I was to be on that train and saw that shit going on,
I'd be like, what the fuck they got going on?
I wouldn't know if it's a personal beef or they got an issue with each other.
They just got into a scuffle in New York.
I don't know.
The craziest thing about what you said about the Daniel Pennyson is not crazy.
What you said, it absolutely makes sense.
It's like, yo, nobody even tries to have the conversation to see what both sides felt in that situation.
Can we just acknowledge ridiculousness?
How about how the system let this mentally ill person now?
How about the fact that this dude is on the train with no resources?
Like something just happened recently.
What was it?
It was the veteran.
Or something called on fire?
No, it was something with the, somebody had PTSD.
Oh, the guy who blew up the cyber truck in Vegas.
Of course.
That was a setup.
But why didn't he get no help?
No, that's a, I don't.
You think we just saw this guy?
You think just now we're just realizing he's been dealing with PTSD?
This dude has been on record dealing with PTSD war veteran for a long time.
Why didn't nobody get him no help?
I think that they shot him in the head before he was ever in that car.
And then they had the automatic driving.
They could stop at the Trump thing.
And then that should blow up.
No, he left a note.
Who's they?
Last one we got to figure out.
I think it's China.
I think it's China.
They got their electric vehicles.
They want to make that shit pop.
So they don't want the Tesla exploding.
All right.
Let me give you guys a pushback.
Okay, please, Chris.
Not specifically.
I'm with you on Perry.
Penny.
What's the name?
Penny Perry?
I don't know any.
I think it's been.
You know how I feel about trans, whatever.
Why is AOC acting like she ain't been on a subway?
I know.
I know.
Get the fuck out of here.
You're from the Bronx, so.
Like, you've ridden a subway.
He did too much.
But say that.
Okay.
This is my take?
I don't think this guy got on the train looking to choke somebody out.
No, I don't think so.
He was caught in the situation and he didn't, he reacted at first the right way.
He went too far.
I can't.
inside his head. And I think that's enough to say. But if you can acknowledge the ridiculousness
in those scenarios, trans, Perry, why, instead of just putting it all on the Democrats, do you think
the school shooting epidemic that we have in this nation is ridiculous? Yes. Yes. So why can't the
Republicans say being able to buy a gun in a random fair in a parking lot somewhere where there's
no, like, information past is ridiculous.
If you're in South Carolina, I can go in there with just my sideline ID and buy a weapon
immediate.
But there's ways you can do it without an ID.
I think at a gun fare, you don't even need an ID.
There's some, like, way to circumvent the system, right?
There's some weird, like, these things are ridiculous.
The fact that in, like, 17 states, women can't eat.
It's, like, vague that women can even get an abortion to save the mother's life.
Now we're not even talking about, now we're not even talking about, like, rape and incest.
We're talking about to save the mother's life.
Like, that's ridiculous.
So, yes, I think we agree.
I agree we have to call out the ridiculousness on both sides.
And when we see parties ignoring the ridiculousness, we have to hold the fire to them, for sure.
But this, this, when absurdity happens and politicians pretend it's not happening, it aggravates us.
And I think this election, for the, I think the biggest component of this election that nobody's willing to admit is simply the Democrats not acknowledging the absurdity and ridiculous of this happening.
within their party and within their propaganda that they're pushing.
And Americans just overall going, we're done with that.
And to your point, Chris, yes, we do acknowledge the absurdity in the Republican Party,
but guess what?
They won.
So they won with their absurdity.
If Democrats won with their absurdity, I don't think nobody's having this conversation.
But they won with their uncertainty.
And what you said isn't really absurd.
You said, hey, why can't Republican elected officials acknowledge that there's a gun
problem in America. We know why. Because the NRA and all these other gun lobbyists are in these
motherfuckers' pockets. They own these people. Exactly. So it's like you're not, you can't,
you can't acknowledge ridiculousness, not because of some amendment issue, not because of the
Constitution, because someone bought you and you're someone's bitch. So you are handcuffed
to not acknowledging the ridiculousness. And we think that's pussy. When you're an average American,
you look at that, you go, oh, you're a pussy. And can I say something?
else, you know who I regret?
I should have took more serious, Bernie fucking
Sanders. Yeah, of course. I should have listened to
Killam Mike. I should have listened to Nina Turner.
I should have took, even though we interviewed Bernie
and I like Bernie, I should have took, but I listened to people saying
Bernie don't stand a chance of hell and winning. We should have took Bernie
more serious. Because you know. It was our best chance.
Because you know who's always calling people out
for having all these corporate donors?
Bernie Sanders. And you know who he calls out? Both parties.
He's the only person right now doing that with common sense.
You can't just be out here saying Elon Musk is an oligarch.
When all of y'all motherfuckers take tens of millions of dollars, hundreds of millions of dollars
from all of these different corporations, Democrats and Republicans.
Bernie is the only person who's saying we got to get all this shit out of politics and put the power back in the hands of the people.
Democrats, call out the ridiculousness in your own party that you could superdelegates steal the election from Bernie Sanders.
How about both?
No, you stole it from him.
Yes, that is true.
call out that absurdity that for some reason one person's vote can count 40,000 times?
Like, that's an absurd notion.
It's anti-democracy.
You said something earlier about the pendulum swinging, right?
At some point, the pendulum is going to have to come back to the middle because things can't go too far left.
Things can't go too far right.
The next politician that we see that's going to be a fantastic politician that captivates the nation is the person who calls out everybody.
Of course.
The person who calls out every fucking body.
And you're corny when you just-
But you know who did that?
Even though he's got a coat?
Trump.
Yeah.
Trump calls him all out.
He gives them all.
He gives all the Republicans' nicknames.
He came in saying, I'm going to rain the motherfucking swamp.
He came in acting like he was anti-establishment, anti-system.
Hey, it don't matter if it's true or not, Chris.
It worked.
What do you mean?
It doesn't matter.
Because it worked.
You got to win.
None of this shit matters if you don't win.
You got to win.
You want to win elections or not.
So don't want to live in a country where the victory is all that matters and how you get there is irrelevant.
No, no, we're not saying that.
We're not saying that.
Dems are already lying.
Why are you lying about shit that no one cares about and then just alienates you guys from people?
Do you think anybody in Boston cares that the Patriots cheated all these years?
I wish my Dallas Cowboys would cheat it.
That's what I should have whispered to Jerry.
Jerry, why don't know what I'm not even cheating?
My point is it ain't even cheated.
You're already lying.
The Democrats are already lying when they say,
It's totally fine for a person born as a man to compete against women in sports.
That's totally fun.
Like, that's a lie.
You don't think that it's okay.
And you know how you know they don't believe that?
Because when they rules with us privately, they go, no, that's some crazy shit.
And not only that, now that they realize that that's not a politically advantageous position, they back off this.
That's right.
They're taking out the pronouns out of their bios.
You know what I'm saying?
They're lying for nobody.
That's the problem.
This is what Democrats do.
They lie for nobody.
And then Republicans lie for people.
So learn how to lie.
If you're going to lie already,
live for people.
The Democrats lie for people.
Boom.
The trans is a very small issue.
I mean,
you know, trans, again, is that it's not about trans.
It's what it reflects.
I understand.
Yes.
I understand.
But the vast majority of democratic policies,
whether you agree with them,
think they're popular or not,
do benefit people more than the republic.
No.
Come on.
Grow up.
No.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
He's making a point.
I know.
But, no, we haven't dick talk.
But you made him a dickhead.
No.
No.
You're right, Chris.
I'm sorry.
You know what you're saying?
You're right.
You were right.
We really got to make love on the rectum, bro.
That's an incredible show.
Love on the rectum is going to be unbelievable.
Listen.
What Chris was saying was right, though?
What was he saying?
I don't even listen.
Oh, my God.
You really ain't shit.
Here the thing.
You really ain't shit.
While we were away,
mediaite put out their annual list of top 70.
Pull it up, Taylor, okay?
Because you're going to really have to start respecting the fact that you in here
with two of the greatest political pundits of a generation.
Simple as that.
Simple is that.
Top 75 most important people in news.
That's not a good look for Chris.
Hold on.
Let me change the dick.
Yeah, what dick is Chris?
Oh, you can change it?
Oh, that's a good one.
Look.
Circumcised.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, no, that one's surk.
But it's just short and thick.
Let me see that thing.
This shit looked like me.
Kurt Taylor.
Yes. Mediaite put out there top
75, let me read it.
Top 75 most influential in news media
2024.
It's that time of year again when media folks,
I was reading it, Taylor.
It's that time of year again when media folks
sneak down the proverbial stairs,
alert with anticipation to try and
and peek under the metaphorical Christmas tree
to see what mediaites most influential list for
2024 has for them. Who's up? Who's
down? Who's in and who's out? Dial up
your publicist because the moment of truth
is here. Now,
these are the top 75 most
influential people in news
media. Okay? Let's
let's see who's on this list.
Number 75 is Alex Cooper
from Call Her Daddy. She had a great
conversation with Kamala Harris
earlier this year, even though
Kamala didn't win.
It was still a big interview for her.
74 Harry Inton.
He's from CNN.
Scroll up some more.
Oh, show on Harry, man.
Lindsay Davis,
Luke to Lindsay.
I've done ABC News Live Prime.
Sloot to Lindsay.
Number 72,
Hezekiel Walker.
Bah, bah, bah.
Man, this motherfucking show.
They said about big show thing.
By, by the way, this is news.
This is a comedian.
Yeah, this is not comedy.
This is news.
We are real journalist.
Let's read it.
I want to talk about this.
list for a reason, but go, let me read what they said about Shultz. A gay, what is it? No, a gay
I'm sorry. A guy you used to watch on MTV. I didn't really talk that shit said.
You fuck it up. A guy you used to watch on MTV's guy code is now a massive comedian with
Blue Chip Talent Agency representation, a Netflix special, two of them, millions of loyal fans,
and even clout in the world of politics. Welcome to the new media era where Andrew Shultz has gone
from unknown D-Lister, the bona fide power player.
The comedian and longtime co-hosts at a brilliant idiot's podcast with Charlamagne de God
established his own voice in a landscape where news is increasingly sought from personalities rather than newsrooms.
Schultz's popular flagrant podcast was one of a handful chosen by Trump and his pre-election
media tour with the interview earning nearly 9 million views into two months since his publication.
Earlier in the year, Schultz appeared on the Joe Rogan experience for a four-hour interview
that proved a massive success.
Schultz, much like Charlemagne, has also made political commentary, a regular part of the conversations on Flagrant.
In the aftermath of the election, he shared his thoughts on the failures of the Democratic Party and the future of the country under Trump.
If this past election is anything to go by, podcasts will continue to be given unprecedented access to some of the world's most powerful people.
We'll be hearing much more from Schultz in the New Year.
Let me tell you something that's so dope about this list.
I want to just keep scrolling.
I want to just name some names.
Don Lemon, 71. Keep going, Taylor.
John Berman, Kate Bowman, and Sarah Snyder.
They're all on CNN as well.
They come on.
What's the show they do?
I think that's News Central.
Keep going.
I'm going to say miss the name.
Neil Cavito.
Because these are all news people.
Neil Cabuto.
Neil Cabuto.
I'm sorry.
Chris Balfade.
Where's Chris from?
Chris Balfe.
He's from...
Oh, he's the CEO of Red Seat Ventures.
Okay, okay.
Scroll up.
I just want to say some names.
people who know, so they keep,
Hassam, he's a, he's a,
streamer, right? And I'm saying all this to say,
the beauty about this list this year, because, you know,
the last four or five years, I think I might have first got on it
about four or five years ago, but the beauty of this list
is, I've been watching this list for four or five years,
it always was just news people and then like me and Roehan.
I'm talking about, like, there's no podcasters, no, like,
streamers, no comedians, like, Abby Phillips is number
65, Bill O'Reilly's number 64. I'm trying to get to keep scrolling. We already said Alice
Coupa. That's Jake Tapper. What my guy? Yeah. What my guy? I'm looking for Theo Vaughn.
We'll get to it. Theo's on this list. I forgot what number Theo is. My point is,
you've seen how podcasting and streaming and all these non-traditional outlets cut through legacy
media. Donald Trump didn't do any legacy media. No, that's harassment. Don't do that. Donald Trump
who didn't do any legacy media. Okay. John Stewart's number 51 should have been higher. Anderson
Cooper number 50. Let's get, let's scroll down some more because we're already in the 40s.
Let's jump to the top five. Go to the top five. Go to the top five. Go to number eight, tell him.
Click eight. Almost. Yeah. Suit to my guy David Axelrod. He's on the list.
I mean, all of the new people are on the list, John Carl, all my people are on the list.
Top five, okay, top five.
Sean Hannity from Fox News is number five.
Number four, Charlemagne, the motherfucking God, okay?
That's a disrespectful thing.
But I like that.
I like that.
Everybody else is in suits and ties.
You know what I'm saying?
Everybody else is in suits and ties.
I got the potter bucket on, Legacy and Resilience T-shirt.
I had a book signing in Miami
for my get honest
the downline book.
Let's read what they said about me.
Let's go back to that picture.
Let's go look at closed.
What the fuck?
No flash, nothing.
I like that.
I like that.
I don't look like I belong on this list.
The top five,
we already said who five was.
That has nothing to do with it.
Exactly.
There's nothing to do.
Like, dark-skinned people allowed to be on the list.
I'm just saying, you look.
No, no, no, no.
You look.
You look way different.
Go back to that.
Let's just look at that.
Look at that.
The hat looks part of your head.
Hell, it's crazy right there, bro.
That's crazy.
I love this picture, though, because it just stands out.
Sean Hannity, Charlamagne de God.
Let me read what they said about me before I finished the top three,
Taylor.
Let's read it.
Okay, the yin and yang of life is ratchiness and righteousness.
Charlameen the God told the New York Times this year.
It's his own iteration of Tina Brown's high, low,
ethos tailored for the internet age.
That approached the news and commentary has vaulted
Charlemagne, the longtime host of the Breakfast Club, to the top
of the media industry. It's been nearly a decade
since New York Magazine Crowns'
puckish Howard Stern. In 2004, he achieved new heights of his
power as an omnipresent cultural and political
commentator during the lightning fast race
between Harris and Trump in the 2024 election.
Few, if any, supporters of the Democratic
ticket wielded as much influence as Charlemagne,
whose every utterance landed
with a splash covered across the news industry.
It was a double-edged sword.
But Charlemagne's frank criticism of Harris's 2019 comments about trans surgeries ended up being featured in perhaps the most consequential ad of the election cycle.
Trump's famed Kamala Harris is for they, them.
Donald Trump is for a spot.
Yet the fact that Charlemagne doesn't bite his tongue, even when it comes to a candidate he supports, is the very reason for his longevity in an increasingly competitive market.
Despite his newfound stature as a political commentator, Shaliman remains just as forefront as he ever was.
He's still the radio host who told Kanye to his face in 2013 that his latest album was whack.
The stubborn insistence on calling balls and strikes is what makes Charlemagne stand apart for many in the industry.
I don't think you can never be too tough with an elected official,
Shalermaine said this year, offering advice.
Some others on this list would be wise to consider the Radio Hall of Famer who co-hosts
not just the Breakfast Club reaching a staggering 8 million people, but also the popular brilliant idiots podcast was everywhere this year.
He appeared regularly on cable news and sat with thoughtful sit-downs with the New Yorkers David Rimnick
and the host of The View.
He published his third bestselling book, his high-profile town hall,
Howard Harris was seen as such a buzzy event that MSNBC and CNN simulcast the audio-only interview.
That two cable networks would hand over their airwaves to an extended audio interview
with a testament to Charlemagne's arrival in the internet era with platforms like YouTube
were powered by a bottomless pit of pundit of pundit.
Few voices consistently cut through the noise.
Sholomey to God is one of them.
Thank you, Mediaite.
Third on the list, Susan Scott, do you know who Susan Scott is?
The CEO of Fox News.
What I said?
Oh, Suzanne Scott, I'm sorry.
She's the CEO of Fox News, Rodon Taylor.
So she's the CEO of the most powerful news network on the planet.
So that wields some power.
Now, this is why this top five list is interesting.
She's not technically media.
He's not a personality.
She's the CEO, right?
Go to number three.
Number three, Joe Rogan, the goat.
Two, okay.
Oh, two, I'm sorry.
Number two, Joe Rogan, the goat.
Salute to Joe Rogan.
Come on, man.
You know our Rogan's on here.
If you really think about it, Rogan had probably.
the three most impactful interviews of the whole cycle.
Done.
He hit him with Trump, Elon.
No, it was Trump, J.D. Vance, Elon.
Yeah, come on.
Number one, which I find very interesting, Elon Musk.
The reason I find is very interesting,
and the same reason I find Suzanne Scott interesting
is because Suzanne Scott is the CEO
of the number one cable news network.
Elon Musk is the number one news source period.
So news has transitioned from television,
cable news to social media, and X is the biggest platform.
Wow.
It's the biggest platform not only, it's because you can say what you want,
but also you can amplify what you want and suppress what you don't want.
You know what I'm saying?
Wow.
So if you're Elon Musk, whoever side you're riding with, you can amplify.
Whoever side you're not riding with, you can suppress.
Yes.
you telling me that
Democrats don't want this on their side?
You out of your fucking mind.
You think Democrats wouldn't want that $250 million plus that money?
Let me read what they said about Elon.
Even before his purchase of Twitter,
Elon Musk had a knack for not just...
They could have had him, too.
Did you know that?
He was a life on Democrat.
He was there.
And then they went after him.
What did they go after him for?
I think they say in this article,
even before his purchase of Twitter,
Elon Musk had a knack for not just getting his name
and headlines, but for driving the news cycle.
Since remaking the platform
in his own image and allying himself
with Trump, he's been driving with a bulldozer.
In the process, the billionaire, Tesla, and SpaceX CEO firmly established himself
as the single most powerful person in all the media this year.
X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, might have lost millions of users and advertisers
dollars under Mussela stewardship, but its impact isn't measured by numbers alone.
The combination of reversing the suspension of radical troll accounts promoting tweets
posted by paid subscribers to the top of replies and his reported demands that the algorithm
be tweaked to amplify Musk's own tweets have all combined the shift X into a firmination
still for MAGA Moonshine.
The result is a media ecosystem
with pro-Trump opinion
is a far more mainstream
part of the national consciousness
than it ever was.
Frequently, an unfound declaim
a conspiracy theory
will pop up in a tweet
and then get a boost
after must like shares
and reply to the tweet
that is often enough
for certain elected officials,
right-wing media
and MAGA influences
to run with it,
giving it a veneer credibility
since it's now coming
from a congressman
or established conservative
media outlet
instead of at MAGAPatriot,
1776 mom,
and her 31 follows.
If the story falls apart,
It's no bother the Musk who might occasionally delete a tweet, but virtually never admits to being wrong.
Even if Musk himself isn't, I'm not reading all of this anymore.
But just this is one thing I do want to say.
Scroll back up to something because it's something that this article said that I see is the problem.
And this is something else that Democrats are anybody, Green Party, whoever has to stop doing.
You got to stop running.
Scroll down a little bit more, Taylor.
Where was it?
Where it said that people went to other.
Oh, scroll up and scroll up.
I'm sorry.
Scroll up, scroll up.
Sprawl up, up, up, yes.
As I said, even though, yeah,
X formerly known as Twitter,
might have lost millions of users
and advertising dollars under must stewardship,
but its impact isn't measured by numbers and loan.
Let me ask your question, shows.
It's a news platform.
Why leave it if you're somebody who disagrees
with the things being said on it?
If you're an advertiser, right,
why not put money behind the messaging you want out there?
If you're a pundit who disagrees with the things Elon and everything is saying,
why don't you get on there and continue to challenge him?
Why would you leave the biggest platform and then wonder why that platform was used this year to win a fucking election?
That is a great question.
Like, why? It's the same reason why wouldn't you go on Fox News?
Because people are more, they think that there are folks out there more impressed by protest.
than actual execution of talking points.
You could go on Fox News, disagree with all of them,
and then wipe the floor with them.
That's what John Stewart did.
All the time.
President Obama used to do it all the time.
Gavin Newsom goes on there.
It doesn't quite wipe the floor, but he does a good job.
But if you're not willing to have...
Wipes his ass on him.
So if you're not willing to have the conversation,
you're scared.
And if you're scared, we can't follow you.
Simple as that.
And it is scary.
It is scary to go into the lines then.
It is scary to be in a position
where you know everybody's going to disagree with you.
They're going to have all their talking points,
and they're going to try to make you look foolish.
It's scary if you were full of shit.
If you're full of shit.
And a lot of motherfuckers are full of shit.
You have to be ten toes down and whatever it is you want.
And that's what I said about Trump.
Whether you agree with him, disagree with him.
He's going.
He's pulling up.
Whether you think it's logical, whether you think it makes sense.
He's ten toes down on what he believes.
You can go anywhere you want and be Andrew Shost.
I can go anywhere I want and be Charlemagne to God.
How come Trump didn't come to practice club then?
He asked.
Well, you know what?
They asked, but they never followed through.
But everybody else came.
All those other Republican homies came, and they gave us shit for that.
Like, a lot of people gave us shit for hosting Republicans.
That's the other thing, is that people are afraid of the scrutiny.
For whatever reason, there's criticism for going on the opposition's platform
when that's literally the only place you should go on.
You don't even need to talk to your constituents.
They only know how you feel.
That's right.
You're preaching to the choir.
The majority of your media should be done with the opposition,
and you should be trying to chip away at their supporters.
because in most cases you already got your base.
You got your base.
You know what I mean?
You don't have to tell them what you can do.
We know that.
Go talk to the ops and see if you can flip some of them.
Because some of them are flippable.
You saw it in this election.
All those people that voted for Biden last election
and vote for Kamala this time.
So people will flip.
By the way, it's been like that since Obama.
That's the least the documentary.
The first time I ever voted was Obama in 2008.
But you saw people vote for Obama in 2012.
But you saw people, a lot of those people
who have hypothetical swing voters?
Went to Trump in 2016.
I actually think this is going to be a good election coming up for the Dems.
I don't know who the star is going to be right now.
They don't really have any stars, but or the stars that they do have seem a little bit too
lefty and a little bit too radioactive.
Like we need a basically younger version of Bernie.
But the fact that the Democrat Party has started to abandon the ridiculousness, the pronouns
out the bio, they've at least some of them have stopped trying to justify ridiculousness,
which is the biggest gripe of Americans.
they just didn't know how to articulate it,
but I think that's how they voted.
So I think this coming up election
is going to be very nice
because most of us grew up
with the Democratic Party
who wanted to help people
but wasn't trying to protect
and defend ridiculousness.
And I think that we left the Dems
when they started to defend ridiculous.
And it's not, it's going to be good
for both parties, and I tell you why,
because there's not going to be a Trump in 2020.
Exactly.
So someone else got a step on.
So you're going to have about 10 or 12 Republicans
out there,
you're going to have about 10
and 12 Democrats out there
and made a,
And may the best man or woman win.
Until the Democrats rigged through their primary process.
It is what it is.
Well, listen, the rigging ain't even going to matter if you don't have somebody the motherfuckers don't care about.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what happened with Clinton.
You need a leader.
Yeah, but they don't care.
They're just going to.
No, I think those days are over.
You don't think they learn their lesson from that?
I think they learned their lesson with Hillary.
I think they even learned their lesson with the VP, even though, you know,
if she chooses to run in 2028, she got to go out there and go through the primary like everybody else.
forbid they do that. I mean, if they do that, it's just, if they do that, it's just proof that there really
is no free election and that the party just places whoever they want in power. But it depends,
though, because think about it like this, right? I think whoever wants to run a 2028 should start
now. I think that there's two people, and I've said this a million times already, there's two people
that's already ahead of the curve. I think Gavin Newsom and Nikki Haley. Because of what they're doing
in media, right? Gavin Newsom has his politicking podcast that he does with Marshawn Lynch and
in Doug, I can't remember Doug's last name right now,
but they do that podcast.
He's making a connection with people.
He's not on there every week.
Just talking about politics.
He's just on there kicking it.
So you start to like him.
Nikki Haley is on her radio show on Sirius XM.
Every day, connecting with people.
Make those connections.
Now, don't wait till this fucking election season.
You know, you know who I've grown to like a lot lately?
Who?
John Fetterman.
Yeah, yeah, he's very likable.
I heard him on Rogan.
I saw him on Bill Maher.
He's one of the guys who keeps it real.
That's all I'm saying. I don't got to agree with all his positions.
Yeah.
But he just seemed like a very honest person. I like that.
Yeah.
So you got to go out there and make these connections with people now.
Secretary Pete, get out there, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
No, you're right.
If they're making the connections now, then yeah, I think that that's how you're going to establish it.
That's how you're going to build it.
And I think that we need new blood.
I think that's very important.
And also, Democrats, like, please don't make your entire identity anti-Trump.
if the majority of the country like some of his policies,
you just saying how horrible he is
makes those people who voted for him
think that you believe they're idiots, they're dumb,
or they don't know what's going on in the world
or what they even want.
That's not how you should do it.
Matter of fact, whatever Democrat,
I think is crossing the aisle a little bit
and being like, hey, we need to pay attention.
This is what the people were on.
They got this right.
And I actually support those decisions
because there's a lot of people
voted Republican that don't want to.
They're just tired of the position,
of the Democrat Party.
I agree with you.
I'm going to put a button on it like this.
We just wanted to give you some politics
because we are the two greatest political punters
of a generation, you know, according to the mediaite.
Stop 75.
Both of us are there.
But you're absolutely right.
And I'm going to tell you something else.
The only way I'm believing anything
Democrats tell me about the Republican Party
and I'm consistent with this,
y'all have seen me say this before,
but this is how I used to word it.
I used to say they demonized every Republican who ran for president since I've been alive.
They demonized them.
They said that, you know, he was a threat to democracy.
You know, they were going to end democracy.
And I said, for the first time in my life, I feel like Trump is that.
But nobody believes them now because they're always the party that cried wolf.
The only way I'm believing that now is Trump got a show.
My last piece on The Daily Show, I said to Trump, I said, yo, just be the opposite of everything your political opponents said you are.
They called you a fascist.
They say that you're a threat to democracy.
Go out there and be the opposite.
Because guess what?
If you do that, there is nothing Democrats can never tell us about Republicans ever again.
You know why?
Because they've already been proven to be full of shit on that.
How?
Donald Trump was a fascist.
Donald Trump was a threat to democracy.
I tell he won.
When he won,
welcome back to the White House.
When he won,
we got to have a peaceful transfer of power.
You want to know the difference
between Republicans and Democrats?
When Trump said the election was stolen in 2020,
fuck you.
I'm not doing no peaceful transfer of power.
I'm not doing none of this White House shit.
I said that the election was stolen.
Why would I ever go sit and shake hands
with somebody that I feel like stole the election?
Now, let's go back,
let's fast forward to now.
Bruce Fisher.
The wife of Senator Deborah Fisher.
Won't even shake Kamala's hand.
He doesn't shake the Vice President Kamala Harris's hand.
Do I think this is good...
This is what I don't like about this.
Why did he do that?
I don't know.
But this is what I don't like about it.
You stepped on your wife's moment.
Yeah.
Let's forget politics for a second.
As a man...
Oh, look at the first comment.
This man had a Bible in one hand
and was using a cane with the other hand.
Yeah, but he passed the Bible.
He passed the Bible.
He passed the Bible.
He passed the Bible.
He passed the Bible.
of God watching. What Kendrick said? What was, what did say? He did pass the Bible.
He didn't want to shake her hand. Why would you shake your ops hands, Shokes?
I'm signaling to my base. We don't fuck with these people. These people said we were fascist.
These people said we would threaten democracy. These people have ruined our economy. They ruined
the country. Let all these illegals in. We don't fuck with them. Yeah, what? Maybe Kamala said
something crazy about his wife.
No, all Kamala said, I don't know if she did.
In that moment, she just said, I don't bite, I don't bite, I don't bite, I don't bite.
Now, what's the cherry on top?
The cherry on top is that Kamala happens to be a woman.
The Kamala happens to be a woman of color.
But first and foremost, she's a Democrat who I, who we have been saying, ruins this country,
doesn't love this country.
They're the fascists.
They're the people that are unconstitutional.
Why would I shake their hand?
You're signaling to your base like, yeah, we don't fuck with them.
But he's not even the politician.
It don't matter.
His wife is.
It's the same thing.
It's symbolism.
Like, you see it and you're like, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Now, his wife is being a gracious politician, as she should be, shaking the VP's hand.
But he's like, nah, I'm sticking to my guns.
People remember stuff like that in the midterm.
Interesting.
They remember stuff like that when the presidential election come because you're really demonizing your opponent.
You're not fake demonizing them.
When you call them a fascist, call them a threat of democracy.
But then when they win, welcome back.
We'll help you any way we can.
Like, come on.
So once again, I am not believing anything Democrats say about Republicans on that level.
Republicans got to show me.
The Republicans have to do everything that Democrats said they were going to do for me to even.
I won't have to believe them because I'll see it for myself.
You know what I mean?
That's all I'm saying.
That's it.
We got any bills, Taylor?
Let's pay some bills, man.
We got church announcements, showtay.
No church announcements, man.
It's the top of the year.
I do have a couple of announcements.
Tell them.
Hold on.
Al just left.
Thuring the pot.
That fucking dick laser,
yo, that dick laser got them horny.
You put that dick laser near his fucking mouth.
It's just all watering.
He's like, oh, shit.
Let me see what the fuck is going on.
Y'all know I got my book imprint,
Black Privilege Publishing.
We got a couple of releases.
Yeah, who's got coming out?
Coming out over the next couple of months.
Well, I'm doing this out of order, but the good sister, Tamika Mallory.
Another one.
She's back.
Book number two.
This is actually her memoir.
It is a memoir of love, legacy, and resilience.
It will be in bookstores.
February 11, 2025.
It is called I Lived to Tell the Story.
You can go pre-order that right now.
Wherever you buy books, salute to the good sister, Tamika Mallory.
And Anita Copax.
Oh, no.
Yes, Anita.
Collin Waters.
Yeah, man.
It's so interesting because we are starting 2025
the way I even started this imprint back in 2020.
You know, these were the first releases off Black Privilege Publishing back in 2020.
Tamika Mallory came out, and then Anita Copax came out right after her.
But Anita's coming out with her second book, which is book number two of Daughters of Three Waters trilogy.
It is called The Win on Her Tongue.
Okay, it's called The Wind on Her Tongue, and that will be out on January 21st.
So if you loved Shallow Waters, this is the sequel to Shallow Waters.
This tells the story of Yimiyah's daughter.
Oh, nice.
Yes, Yimiyah's daughter.
So it will be out January 21st, 2025, go pre-order both of those books right now.
That's what Charlemann says it will be out.
No, it's going to be out.
But he'll be telling us about this book for about two.
or three years.
Well, yeah, it'll be, let me see.
What's the day?
The eighth?
Yeah, so I'll be telling you about shallow waters for the next couple of weeks,
then Tamika Mallory.
And then we got, man, we got some really, really, really.
I mean, these are really great books, too.
We got some really, really good ones coming out, man.
The thing I love about life, right,
is when you love certain people,
you grew up being influenced by certain people,
and then you're able to build with them,
build with them and create platforms
to not just put money in their pockets
but to help them further tell their story.
And I think that's one thing
that a lot of talent isn't realizing nowadays
at some point, man,
especially the older you get,
you can't call yourself an OG in the game
if what you are building only benefits you.
I tell you all that all the time, man.
If what you build only benefits you,
it's not big enough.
So when you're able to go back and say,
man, this person influenced me so much,
now I got this book imprint
or I got this podcast network
I got this production company
and I'm able to say,
yo, why don't you do X, Y and Z?
And that person is like,
yeah, I would love to do X, Y, and Z
and then you're able to make X, Y, and Z happen?
Different ballgame.
Then you're not sitting around
just hating on
people for what they're building.
Like Elliot Wilson does all the time.
He can't help himself.
Why, what's up with Elliot?
He hated on Cameron and Mace
for what they build
with it is what it is talk.
It was just disgusting.
Cameron's run about
he's Steve Day Smith.
That's what people would be mad at you about
when you say shit like that.
Which I think he should lean into to be the old villain.
O, D, that was hate.
Why is this for a journalist?
Because he has an opinion.
Why?
This is the shit I do well,
and now everybody want to do it.
I don't like that shit.
And I be a hater.
You don't like it because you don't think they're good at it?
I know I'm better at it.
It's me.
It's my life.
Who are you to say, I'm better at this than them?
They're not better.
I'm like, she cringe-worthy.
I why say shit?
It's not good.
You know.
She ain't popping.
It ain't popping.
I don't agree.
What's the camera?
And he was like,
yo, Cameron really asked the question.
What are you talking about?
No.
Mall and I are in journalists.
We're still in hip-hop media.
You are a hip-hop journalist.
What interview to Cam take away from us?
Celebrity has access to different things that I may not have.
And again, I think, for like, the underperform.
We made podcast and pop them.
Then rap rate our podcast game,
and you took God knows how many interviews from us.
But that's his character now, right?
Like, isn't he, isn't, isn't, isn't, like, his chick?
Yeah, but it don't work.
It don't work if you, it don't work if you come off his bitter.
Right.
And that's what I was trying to explain to people last year.
Like, you, you just randomly hating on Kaj's and not,
and then you apologize.
Then you randomly hating on Cameron and Mace, and you apologize.
And I know, Elliot is so happy that Cameron on and Mace weren't on this week.
because they've been on his head on social media.
But they were like, when we come back, we're cooking you.
And, you know, he went to the need to know podcast,
salute to the need to no podcast.
Love what they're doing over there.
Went to the needs of no podcast explaining himself.
What did you say earlier, if you're explaining you're losing?
Explain you're losing.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And that's when he went over to the need of no podcast to do, explain himself.
You don't got to explain being a hater.
Stand on your shit.
And I've told him this before.
Yeah.
Stop popping shit and then apologizing.
If you're going to play this right, I've told him that he.
You want to hear it.
of hip-hop journalism.
Be it!
You got to be it 100% through and through.
Academics ain't not here apologizing?
Yeah.
Now, listen, I've apologized
when I feel like I've gone too far
for certain things, but I'm not apologizing
about my opinion about your music.
Yeah.
My opinion about your show.
I apologize if I said some wild shit
that might have been too personal.
Or if I said something that, you know,
really might have hurt your feelings.
There's also nothing wrong with apologizing,
but like, if you're...
It seems to me that you're saying
that he's playing a character.
He's playing a character that he's not even built to play,
and I've told him this before.
Elliot, I've told you this before.
Have I not told you this before?
You're playing a character.
You're not even built to play.
And if you do play, I guess, this character.
This character doesn't apologize.
If you are the heel journalist, think about what a heel would do in wrestling.
Think about a heel would do in boxing.
Yes.
You say fucked up shit the press conference.
Then you go, oh, I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
You got to stay with it through and through.
I guess that's what you're saying.
And also, stop running the other people's podcast to express these opinions.
You have the bigger picture.
And I'm going to give you this advice because I don't talk to you.
I don't fuck with you that.
Right? I don't. I really don't. But you got the bigger picture. You should be having these conversations on the bigger picture. And more importantly, I just don't understand why you would just discard a great property like rap radar.
Shultz, you know how hard it is to create IP nowadays? Yeah.
So you got the IP rap radar. Even if you don't get the guess, how about just put your opinions up there?
Yeah.
I saw the guys from Bagfield, S.O. and Hineken.
I saw them last week.
I thought what y'all did was great.
I mean, I see a lot of people do this, but I thought what they did were great.
They do a lot of interviews with folks, right?
But last week, they were just S.O. and Hineken answering questions.
Chopping it up.
Chopping it up. Yeah.
Answering questions, talking about things, giving their opinions on things.
Yeah.
You could be doing that with B.D.E.D.E.D.C. could be sitting around, rap radar, just having these conversations about hip-hop and hip-up and hip-tuff coaching.
Because he's an idiot.
Yeah.
Shout out BDOT, man.
Sluke my guy BDOT.
Yeah.
Sluke the BDot, man.
Sluke the BDat.
That's my dude.
Talk to BDat damn there every day.
And, you know, I just think it's just bad business who somebody put a battery in his back and told him he should brand himself more.
I think it was Biden.
I think Joe said, I think it was Joe.
I think Joe was on RAPRadar podcast.
And I think he said that.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
But that don't mean discard.
your IP.
Yeah, you can still brand yourself
while also
having RAPRAD off.
Yeah, and you could use
your RAPRAD off
to continue to push
the other things you have.
I do it every day.
Yeah, yeah.
It's called the breakfast club.
You did it with...
Brain idiots, every week.
Everything.
Listen, I'm not ever
stopping doing brilliant idiots
at breakfast club.
But like we, yeah,
we use the star power
that you built up
and the currency with people
immediately with this.
I mean, like, you took all of that
and you brought over,
I didn't bring anything to the, I mean, it's not, okay, I had talent.
I had, okay, fair enough, fairer.
But like, I was on maybe Guyco, but I didn't have, like, you had people that
listened to you every single morning and they wanted to continue listening to you.
And this is a listening platform that we then created a visual platform.
Yeah.
But like, so you transferred that.
That's awesome.
But you did.
But you did it.
No, absolutely not.
But you also have talent.
Of course.
Like, you're a talented motherfucker.
I'm not undermining my contribution.
I guess what I'm saying is that I didn't also bring in all.
all the ears immediately.
I had some people listening
for me for sure in the beginning
and I hope that
throughout my career
I've had more people
that have wanted to continue listening
or that,
but initially
that currency that you invested in it.
And by the way,
I didn't think about I was going
to listen to this shit?
I didn't know.
It's just a rolling dice.
In my mind,
I'm like,
I don't know if people want to hear me
outside of fucking the radio.
That's the things that we all have
list, isn't it crazy?
Like,
everybody has a little of that
like almost like imposter syndrome.
Oh, a lot of it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't have it no more.
Oh, fuck y'all.
I suck my dick.
I used to a lie.
I used to have that shit bad.
Until Bishop T.D. Jacobs told me,
it was like, look, even if you don't think you're worthy,
just know God knows you're worthy.
That's why you're in the position you.
But my contribution would be to consider working on feeling worthy.
Because if you don't own the life that God gives you,
it deteriorates or you will sabotage in some way.
he's given you. And by owning it, I mean breathing in the mercy and the grace because none of us
technically deserve it because we're so good, but we deserve it because he's so good.
And sometimes he shows off how good he is by blessing us to arrive at places that we would not be
without him. Okay. From that, I'm going to like suck my dick. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah.
God loves you and you're like, all right, well, hell suck my dick.
Who gets a fun?
You know?
What's the pathway to redemption for Elliot?
How does he get, in your opinion?
Like, how does he get...
You got to win a fight.
Ooh.
You got to win a fight.
And I'm not even joking, Elliot.
You talk to my shit.
The way you're popping shit, you got to win a fight.
Because I don't think you do enough push-ups.
Like, an actual physical fight?
An actual physical fight.
Wow.
We got to know that you're a tough guy.
I'm not even joking.
Because, oh, I don't know he was talking tough.
Like, is he saying I'll talk people up?
He talks crazy.
He tells people, fuck you and all of this other shit like that.
Like, he talks crazy.
He talks crazy.
Oh, I thought he just had strong opinions about the music or about what's happening culturally.
He talks crazy.
He talks crazy.
He's like calling people garbage, calling people.
Like, you say a lot of slick shit that people are going to.
What's up?
I need to see if I know you don't do no push-ups.
Wow.
And that's what he don't realize.
Like, yo, he should because he's 50-plus years old.
You should realize you can't play with everybody.
So if you're asking me, if you ask me what's a redemption?
I really think it's that.
I think he got to beat up somebody.
You got to win a fight.
And then we go, oh, no, he's about that life.
He can back it up.
So even if he apologizes, it's cool, you know.
Because he don't have to apologize.
I'm terrified of them.
You are terrified.
Oh, I'm terrified.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I am terrified of him.
Yeah.
All right, enough for that loser.
What else we got, Taylor Gang?
Let's do some by any means necessary.
Oh, a minute of Cummings.
Come on, man.
Let's give Whitney some love, man.
Yeah.
Give Big Whitney some love.
Let's hear this, baby.
Let's hear this.
Let me be clear though.
2024 was not only
to believe this country is so divided
but we actually came together a lot this year
like as a nation we unanimously agreed
that we would rather see J-Lo in a toxic relationship
than in concert.
We all agree the government totally knows what drones are
and are telling us the drones are still up there
and we have no idea what's behind them.
No idea? I mean they're still up in the sky
so I guess we can't rule out that they were made by Boeing.
The point is I think we all agree on a lot of things
And since I only have a minute left, live on establishment media,
why don't we just say a bunch of things that we know that they'll never cover?
Okay, ready to go.
Trump's shooter didn't have any silverware in his house.
No one thought that was weird?
Are we still rolling?
Crown Princess Saudi Arabia put money into Disney,
so just know there won't be any girl characters in the next Cars movie.
Can I give? Are we still rolling?
This is wild.
Okay, why have so many presidents' chefs died?
Weird.
Boy Scout of America, they renamed itself Scouting America.
You know how else changed their name?
Sean Combs, just saying, let's learn something in 2025.
I can't believe you guys are still letting me go.
This is amazing.
I love CNN.
Please stop me, Andy, because I will just keep going.
Happy.
I love Whitney.
Let me say something.
I love it.
Answer me this question.
I know Whitney has a great career.
She does very well for this.
Why isn't Whitney bigger?
Whitney's been huge.
I mean, she made so much money on that show.
Girls.
She had her own.
Girls?
She's the, no, no, two broke girls.
Whitney was on.
Two Bro girls?
No, that was her show.
She created the show.
I did not fucking know that.
And then executive produced it.
Oh.
She's also written so much stuff.
She's produced so like she's also a behind the camera and in front of that.
And also, she's been like the top.
She's been in the top like, let's say three of female comedians for the last decade.
I fucking love wouldn't you coming.
No, she's incredible.
I'm telling you, she's incredible.
She's a great joke writer.
She's fucking, she's, and she's, yeah, she's incredible.
First time I met her, I met her with Lee Daniels.
I wonder why the fuck she was with me.
Well, she was writing the show with, she was producing the show with Lee.
About her, right?
No, though, they were doing a show for Amazon about like a school or something like that.
I forget exactly.
So they were working together.
That's what I'm saying.
She's always writing, always working on shit.
She's the hardest working person in Hollywood.
I love Whitney.
Yeah, I think Whitney.
I think Whitney.
It was also that people got to see this side of her, too.
Like, this is, I think, one of the best things.
Like when she gets into roast mode and saying wild stuff,
it's, I don't think anybody's watching this going,
there's a female comedian up there.
They're just watching a comedian, roast.
And you don't expect this on CNN.
Dude, CNN's rebrand in the last month has been fantastic.
The fact that they let this go is fantastic.
It gives me faith in now it's, this is so weird.
And maybe I'm more motivated by jokes than most people,
but it gives me faith in the news.
I'm like, when you're willing to say this shit,
I go, okay, well, let me see what's going.
There's also that guy, that conservative dude, who's been on a lot of the talk shows on CNN.
Scott Jennings.
Scott Jennings.
And they're giving him tons of airtime and he's cooking.
So it makes me go, wow, there's both point of views.
Oh, has, CNN been doing that.
Well, I think CNN has, the rebat brand has been.
I will say, I don't think it's not real with CNN, though.
It's not authentic.
Like, that's my only issue.
Like, CNN will put a conservative on there who's something.
sometimes there just to derail the conversation, just to get shit spicy.
Good.
And I think I remember, when I did Kara's podcast, Caras Swishaw, I remember Kara saying,
I think it might have been Scott that they were in break.
And Scott was like, you know, I'm just playing.
You know, I'm just, it's just this entertainment, that type of shit.
At nauseam, I, another thing that I see on CNN a lot, sometimes they'll have a conservative
on a panel, and they'll be having a discussion that they need to have about something.
But then this conservative will just come with something so wild and crazy just to derail the whole conversation.
You speak of Scott Jennings. I believe you speak of Scott Jennings.
Scott Jennings, the Kevin, Kevin O'Leary, I think, from Shark Tank.
Well, he's the less smart version of Scott Jennings.
But it's like, yo, and you know, it's interesting because I think Scott does bring a lot of good points sometimes.
But sometimes I'm just sitting there watching it and I'm like, you just threw a grenade on the table for no reason.
or the guy that was on there when Medi Hassan was on there.
And he just, like, you're just throwing a grenade to throw one.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
It just derails the whole conversation.
So a lot of times there's conversations that need to be had amongst smart people who are there in good faith, right?
Because you can't have bad faith conversations.
You can't have bad faith arguments.
If you want to have a good faith debate, sure.
A lot of times y'all are there having good faith debates and then boom.
Boom.
Right.
Well, that's the point.
It's entertainment.
Scott told me in a break, this is like wrestling.
and I said, step away from me
before I'd smack you across the face.
You know what I mean?
I was like, rest, oh, God, I hate you.
Anyway, I don't hate him.
So my thing is, to your point,
I do enjoy watching it for the entertainment factor.
Oh, different POVs.
That's all I want.
I want good-faith POVs.
That's why I like Bill Maher.
Yeah.
Good-faith POVs happen on Bill Maher show.
That's what I like.
I want good-fave POVs from everybody.
Yeah.
Hey, going back to the roasting,
What did you guys, I don't know if you caught Nikki.
I've seen clips of it and it looks great.
Like it's a tough, I thought it was funny play.
And she has some great stuff.
Wow.
Nicky.
Playing two women comedians on Bernie is.
We're progressive.
That's what we do, man.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what we're what happens.
That's what happens.
What the dicklacer goes out.
Mickey Glazer.
She just hosts her the Golden Gloves.
Oh, shit.
That shit shows up good on you, bro, bro.
Oh, God.
Don't it?
Don't it show up really good on him?
Yeah.
Skinny one.
What?
You want her whole money for?
Yeah, maybe just play what we heard.
I saw some of it online.
Ozimpics biggest night.
If you're watching on CBS, hello.
If you're watching on Paramount Plus,
you have six days left to cancel your free trial.
I'm Nikki Glazer,
and I am absolutely thrilled to be your host tonight.
Thank you.
And I've got to say,
I got to say,
This feels like I finally made it.
You know, I'm in a room full of producers
at the Beverly Hilton Hotel,
and this time, all of my clothes are on.
So, yeah.
It was worth it.
Make room uncomfortable.
Is it true?
Now, some of you may know me as a stand-up comedian
and from my appearances on roast,
but I am not here to roast you tonight.
I want you to know that.
And how could I, really?
You're all so famous, so talented, so powerful.
I mean, you could really do anything.
I mean, except tell the country who to vote for, but it's okay.
You'll...
Good one.
You'll get them next time.
Well, let's hear the Brady Rolls, too?
If there is one.
Yes, she has a Brady.
I'm scared.
Ariana, hold my finger.
Good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well, tonight we celebrate the best of film
and hold space for television.
Funny?
Yes.
Wicked, queer, night bitch.
These are not just words been after.
like yells after he orgasms.
These are some of the incredible movies.
Nominated tonight.
The bear, the penguin, baby reindeer.
These are not just things found in RFK's freezer.
These are TV shows nominated tonight.
And what a night.
I look out and I see some of the hardest working actors
in show business.
And by that, I mean your servers.
Great.
Yes.
Yes, give it up.
And your food that you'll look at.
But I also see
some absolute Hollywood legends.
I mean...
What are the ditty jokes?
I saw it...
I thought they had to cut that one
and she was saying it on...
Stern.
She did a good breakdown on Stern of kind of the...
What Can Go, What Can't?
What Can't? Her strategy...
Bro, we're about to get some good comedy
in the Trump era.
Because you hear the thing, people aren't...
I think somebody like a Nicky
or somebody like a Whitney, somebody like an Andrew.
It takes one thing to make those jokes hit.
You just...
just gotta not give a fuck.
A lot of these people weren't making
these jokes because they were afraid
of the backlash. They were afraid of
you know, networks not
airing it or networks not doing their shows
or losing sponsorships. I think we've all
gotten to the point where we realize, yo, bro, don't nobody
give a fuck. Well, the network stopped caring
and once the network
stopped caring, the comedians stopped caring.
Yes. Comedians are starting to get the deals.
Like, I remember when I was putting shit out on
Instagram or YouTube originally, I was just like,
I'm not doing different comedy. I need to just put
out in a place where I can do the comedy that I want.
And once that started to be successful, I saw a lot of other comedians putting their
shit on YouTube.
And all of a sudden, their material is way different than I was seeing prior.
And I get that because in your mind, you're like, I need to get on Comedy Central.
I need to neuter the shit.
Yeah, yeah.
So now that you see that this is acceptable, I mean, the Golden Gloves, you know, obviously
the Brady, I think the Brady Roast was actually a better example because people went hard.
And that was the most viewed thing.
Most huge shit on an ip.
comedy and nobody gave a fuck about the backlash.
It went harsh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, I mean, there was like maggots flying.
Bro, everybody.
They were.
The only, Tony Hinchclips did that shit at the Donald Trump thing, which I just think
it was a bad look because I don't think that should have been done in a political rally.
Right.
But the jokes that he said at the Brady Rolls way.
Oh, he killed that.
Way more harder.
They were, yeah.
The Kevin Hart Coke, the joke, the Holocaust joke, the Kevin Hart Cotton joke, it was insane.
Played the Mickey Glacin joke, Taylor.
And Challenger's Girl, oh my God.
It was so good.
I mean, that movie was more sexually charged
than Diddy's credit card.
I mean, seriously.
Oh, no, no.
I know, I'm sorry.
I'm upset, too.
The after party's not going to be as good this year.
But we have to move on.
I know what?
Stanley Tucci freakoff just doesn't have the same ring to it.
But no baby oil this year, just lots of olive oil, okay?
Funny.
That's a cooking show.
Great.
Great.
This is fucking great.
This is the hardest audience.
These people, they take.
take themselves very seriously.
They are all talking to each other.
That's another thing that you don't realize.
Apparently,
Kimmelian Blank in his name,
the British guy who did this incredibly.
Jervase.
Jervase was giving her some advice,
and he was like,
you're not one of them.
Don't think because you're there,
you're one of them,
because they do not see you as that.
And he goes,
they're also all going to be talking during it,
which is incredibly distracting.
When you work out the jokes for these things,
you're working about a comedy club
where everybody's paying attention.
Now you're in front of all these people
The timing is gonna be different
You're gonna be nervous because you're looking at fucking Robert De Niro
So yeah she executed it great
So we need Andrew Shows for the Oscars
What's up?
Andrew shows for the Oscars
You know what I would do
I think Andrew shows it to beat T awards
It'd be even funny
I know
I would do me
You really want it to get
If you want to go crazy
If you want to go crazy
I would do be so mad
Just him stepping on stage
Yo, I promise you I would murder that.
You go crazy.
I promise you I would go crazy.
I know you.
And it's the beat towards to the audience.
You got me fired at what you have 50 sit on your side.
No, I'm sticking.
It's like, 50 brings you out.
50 brings you out.
You know, I wasn't going to do it, but I'm going to let my man handle this thing.
50 is like, yeah, man, you're in here too.
Y'all are too tight in here, man.
Let me bring somebody out here to loosen y'all up.
And then she shows comes out.
By the way, I'm telling you, because the audience gives it will go crazy.
This audience that's like a polite Hollywood audience.
The BT Awards, it would be fucking insanity.
And keep in mind, people I'm talking about...
The people I'm talking about are right there.
Yeah.
Like, Meek is going to be the end of the road.
You know, I do the BT Hip Hop Awards, not the awards show.
Nah, BT Awards.
Whatever the biggest one is.
But honestly, the one of these that I would do is the correspondent center.
I would do White House correspondent.
Yeah, I guess you do it.
I think that would be the most fun.
And I'm sure that's a...
That would be hilarious.
And I would say Trump, you got to be there.
We're not going to do this shit where you don't show up.
By the way, you can do it.
Are you talking about it?
I know.
Now you got it in.
First of all, you're one of the most powerful people in media.
That's true.
You make a fucking fantastic point.
Trump is in your phone.
Trump is your fucking guy.
You can do.
You should say it.
Andrew Shult for White House correspondent's dinner.
What's up?
I would do that.
I would absolutely do it.
I mean, who else with me?
Exactly.
No, seriously.
Well, realistic.
Who else?
Shane Gillis.
Now, Shane would kill it.
Shane is another example
of what you're talking about too.
Because, you know,
Shane got canceled,
got kicked off SNL,
took his shit to the internet,
and they had to come back around to him.
And put him back on.
Absolutely.
He's murdering.
No, he's fantastic.
I would say I'm more political.
You are more political than Shane.
But Shane is fucking crushing.
But in terms of that specific night,
I'm trying to think,
who else?
Who else would you have to do it?
Shane looks like sperm.
What do you mean?
What do you think?
What?
He's called sperm gillis.
Come on see him, I just see a sperm cell.
He just looks like a sperm cell to me.
I don't know.
I don't know why.
That's when my brain goes.
What do you think of coming?
I saw him on a commercial.
I saw, what did I see?
It was some.
Bud Light.
Was it Bud Light?
I saw him on some commercial and I was just like,
yo, Shane Gillis looks like sperm.
I know why you're saying that.
Look at him.
I don't see.
You're out of your mind.
He looks like a sperm cell.
No, from what's that soul or something, that Disney movie?
Those are ghosts.
No, I know.
you're talking about. Is it soul?
Soul, yeah. He kind of gives that face of one of them.
You never seen the video with like the sperm when it's traveling through like the vagina and it's talking and they're like, we're going to get there.
You never seen that?
No, I haven't seen that. Oh, it's amazing. There's another one with the sperm's in the butthole.
I definitely, yeah. And they can't find the over. I definitely can't relate to that video.
That's for sure.
Luke Dish, no. What else we got to tell again?
You want to talk about your boy, Drake?
What happened with Drick?
Drake's diabolical.
What happened?
Oh, going at LeBron.
Yes.
You know, he did this fight in Irish freestyle.
Everybody said it was about LeBron James.
To me, it sounds like it's about LeBron and all his NBA booze in his head.
Drake has booze in his head.
Ooh.
He has NBA booze in his head.
Poster syndrome?
I don't think it's imposter syndrome.
I just think that Drake is a person who might be into people more than they into him.
Because, I mean, if you're running around getting tattoos of, you know,
people on you, but these people aren't returning
the favor. And it's kind
of crazy to diss somebody, but
you got a tattoo of their jersey
on your arm. But that's why I would be
upset. If I think that's my homie, we both
came up together, you know, the last fucking...
He's in L.A. Like, get over.
What does that mean? He's not from L.A.
He's from Cleveland. He just moved there for a
crazy bag. It's an opportunity.
He's like, LeBron, during the
beef, whatever, he
was like, you got this. Like, blah, blah, blah.
And then he was in the pop-off show.
and living his best life.
But that's the thing.
I can say if LeBron was playing two different sides,
then he could be mad.
But you would be mad if you saw your homie out
and you saw your homie going,
bach, bop, bop, bach, bach, you know what I'm saying?
That song calling you a pedophile.
Now, you got to be crazy.
Yeah, you'd be a lot.
I can see you when he's up said.
But, like you said earlier,
you said no one told you to put these names.
Nobody told you to put their motherfuckers' names on you.
Bro, why you got the tattoo?
That's your homie.
Imagine what Drake got on his ass cheeks
if you got that on his arm.
What is he got?
I don't know.
Who does he have?
Why do you even think of that?
Who is on Drake?
Who is on?
Who is on trick's ass cheeks?
Okay.
What the fuck?
Who is on the ass cheeks?
What a drink?
What a Drake has?
I just, I just, I completely understand him being upset.
Yeah, but he's making it worse for himself.
Say again?
He's making it worse.
I don't think so. I think that this was the best move that he made.
Why?
The last song.
I think it was the best music.
I think it's one, the music.
The song is fire.
Two, or like the rap is really good.
Two, it's shifted the conversation to him and LeBron.
Nah.
He's talking about him and LeBron right now.
It still looks like he's playing the victim.
And when he says the line about not making me tarnish your public image,
we can insert this later, but go to the post that he,
go to the post that everybody was talking about, Taylor,
the DM that they said was fake.
Because this is slick.
Like, he says, he says this shit about LeBron.
Play the, you got the line?
A niggas cry to blues for you saying it wasn't malicious.
Talking about we family, well, I'm not the cousin to visit.
God forbid we ever got to tarnish your public image.
All that brother talk is if I really discover the sibling.
Yeah, so listen, this is an alleged DM with Drake and somebody.
And he said, me and Universal was like if Nike was funding a campaign about LeBron,
cheating on his wife, not Adidas or Reebok,
Knight the company, he's been with since he started.
My situation is not no scree shit.
Let's connect the dots.
So he said, the thing about,
don't make me tarnish your public image.
Then this allegedly gets leaked by somebody saying,
this is like if Nike was funding a campaign about LeBron cheating on his wife,
then he hits up academics and tells academics that this is fake.
But then he posts a picture of him in the studio,
he says, what he said, I thought this, I thought this one out, or I thought this through or some
shit. What was it? What did he say? I thought this out. My point is, do you think all of this
this is a coincidence? No, but it's good. He's got people talking about something that's not him
losing a, he's got him talking about something that's not him losing a battle. Also, this is
the first music that he put out post-battle that people seem to be at least having a conversation
around. It adds on to you a sucker narrative and a sore loser, though. I don't think so. Why are you
mad that Drake, but first of all, it is universally
worldwide known you lost this rap battle.
The only people that are still holding on to that is the diehard
OVO fans who bought dick lasers and walked dick
around with the dick, they do this to themselves.
They put the dick on their own face, the dickhead.
Those are the only people who think motherfucking, I mean,
Kendrick lost this battle.
Yeah.
So for you to do this and come out and say, hey, don't make me
tarnish your public.
public image, then say something about LeBron cheating on his wife in a DM, then hit academics
and say it was fake, then post later and say, I thought this through. Why are you this penny, bro?
Why are you mad at LeBron? Because LeBron agrees with the rest of the world that you lost the battle.
No, that's not why he's mad at LeBron. Okay, there's two different conversations here.
Why is he mad at LeBron? Completely justified. Thought it was his homie. His homies at the pop-out
show, sing it word for word. LeBron don't know a single word to any.
he rap song. This is the first one he memorized.
And he was hitting that shit perfectly.
He's hanging out with Steph.
Remember when they were like, I don't know if it was overseas.
And Steph was like, is this.
Steph tatded on him too?
Steph is like, is this the only song that they got?
Like, do we have to listen to this shit all summer?
And LeBron was like, nah, this shit, fire.
We got to go.
So he's co-signed to fuck out his song.
That's supposed to be your homie, right?
So he doesn't feel like he got his back.
That's one.
So it's okay.
It's justified to be annoyed by him.
The question is, is it justified to write a song towards him
and a discipline.
Is it justified to say
I'm going to tarnish your public image
and then try to allude
or put it out there
that he may be cheating on his fucking wife?
I mean, if you rap a song
about me being a pedophile,
then I didn't rap the song.
LeBron did.
I nodded along to it because this shit fight.
Yo, you're not going to sit here and tell me
Drake being the artist that he is
and he said this himself on the heart part six.
Enemies.
He said on the heart part six,
if the song wasn't some bullshit,
it's some shit that I could bop to.
You mean to tell me that Drake ain't never just been sitting around minding this business
Probably playing the video game or something and just a A minor
Not on purpose
But just because the shit is so catchy
Who's he playing video games with?
A minor
Yeah
You gotta do it this shit for the rest of his life
Well I'll learn to fucking make some jokes
Yeah how come as cool when he does it but he can't take it with
No I completely
I completely he's made up
I played all the memes on OVOFest when he just meet.
Yeah.
I would completely, I would completely feel like Drake is justified in anything he does
because nobody wants to be called a pedophile.
Nobody wants to have that, have that stain on their jacket.
But you said wild shit about Kendrick, too.
Right.
No, I agree.
You said Kendrick beat his wife.
He's no victim here.
That's what I'm saying.
And that's all we're saying.
You're not a victim drink.
No, you're not a victim.
You said Kendrick beat his wife.
You said Kendrick's man was his, uh,
Was one of your child's baby's father?
You kidding?
No.
No.
Do you think it's unforgettable?
Yeah, unforgettable.
Unforgettable?
No, unforgettable.
What's unforgettable?
What's unforgettable?
We'll never forget this.
Listen, people, yeah, yeah, we might never forget, but people are already over it.
Like, the reality is...
He's prolonged it.
No, no, I know, but I'm saying people are already over.
It's like, now nobody cares.
Okay, that battle happened.
Everybody's still playing Drake.
You looked at all the numbers.
He's the most streamed artists.
Of the years, yeah.
Yeah, but nobody cares anymore.
And we move on.
But it's like Meek Mill.
Like, Meek Mill is still putting out music,
but people look at him as a corny dude, though.
No.
That affects Drake in no way anymore.
Nah, we don't look at Mika's corny.
Yes, people do.
Within the celebrity power, right?
But Mique did that shit to himself.
He did that shit to himself with, like, Twitter.
Like, if he lost that beef and then just kept on putting out music,
I think it would be fine.
But Mek goes crazy on Twitter.
But that's what Drake is doing.
Drake is prolonging this shit.
And guess what?
Can you put out a great album,
GNX. He might put out another album from what I'm hearing. You got the Grammys. He's definitely
winning the Grammy for Not Like Us. He's still got the Super Bowl. And he's going on tour.
It's like all Drake had to do was go away, let the Kendrick title wave come through and do his
thing. But every time he does stuff like this, it keeps the Kendrick title wave turning into a
bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger, because you know what we start to
see the impact that this shit really had on drink.
We're seeing the impact.
It's like when you, what's that movie where they put the bombs in people?
What the fuck was I just watching and this shit was happening?
Where they put the bombs in people, then they walk off.
And after they walk off, the person blows up.
What the fuck was I just watching?
It was something I was just watching.
It was a superhero movie.
I can't remember.
But they put the bombs in you, they put the bombs in you, then you walk off.
then they walk off and you're alive for a little bit,
then you blow up.
That's what Kendrick did.
Kendrick planted all of these little bombs
that we saw detonating real time,
but you didn't really see the impact until later.
But I do think, though, regardless,
people are going to think that he sat in right
because when he went to that all-white party,
they were like, oh, he looks sad.
He said it in the song, he said in the song,
I know you felt my coldness at the all-white party or whatever the fuck.
Like, come, Drake.
I'm going to send Drake a dick lazy.
That's number two.
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would you ever produce a feature link film?
And for my next trick.
Yeah.
Ha!
Ha!
Come on, man.
What you think we're building over here for?
What do you think we're building all of this stuff for?
What do you think we got all this IP and everything for?
I ain't talking about, and by the way,
Brunner, it is its own IP that could be film,
could be a cartoon, could be a lot of different.
Could be anything.
But, you know, when you got, you know, book publishing companies
and audio scripted publishing companies,
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and turn into a feature-length film.
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X-O-C-I-N-Y-B says
If you were to leave this Earth
Due to a Natural Disaster
Damn, which would it be and why
Oh, easy call
Go
Climate change, motherfucker
Nah
Yeah, this shit
The Earth has done this before
Other planets
Have done this before
Did you see that shit that the CIA
released
Where they were using people
Who had ESP
capabilities
and these people were talking about,
and this was 40 years ago.
I can't even remember the name of the project,
but they were talking about the life on Mars that they saw,
and they were communicating with the life on Mars that used to exist.
And the guy was like, yo, there's pyramids.
And he was like, yo, these beings are distressed.
He was describing what they were wearing.
He was like, their clothes were, like, fitted.
And he was like, these beings are very distressed.
And they're looking for another place to go.
You know, they're saying that this planet is no longer,
and habitable for them.
And he was like, damn, this system got wiped out
because it's some sort of apocalyptic
environmental event.
Or not even to go that deep
because this really happened, you can Google it on CIA.
You ever seen the last episode of dinosaurs?
No.
Remember dinosaurs?
They used to come on TGIF?
Yeah.
Last episode of dinosaurs.
How did they go out?
It's the ice age.
Yeah.
It was like, ooh, daddy is cold.
Yeah, it's like really tragic.
And none of it.
Guess what?
Throughout the whole episode, throughout the whole season,
all the seasons that was us,
nobody believed in climate change.
And then it took them the fuck out.
Miss underscore Ruiz says,
how do you guys feel about sleepwalkers?
It's a tragic illness, man.
It is.
After it affects a lot of good people,
and we got to have a lot of empathy.
You guys know any?
I had a roommate.
Yeah, the roommate who sleepwalked?
Yeah.
And then his worst one was he slept to walk and woke himself up in your ass.
No, I was out of town.
He woke himself up on the bathroom of like the third or fourth floor.
We live on the first floor.
Yeah.
Completely naked in a bathroom.
No key to get naked sleepwalking?
So he had to walk there sleepwalking naked all the way up.
Does he sleep naked where he got naked?
So he took his clothes off while he's asleep?
Yeah.
I feel like he's a little bit.
I don't know about all that, bro.
I think you're a little bit more of a showman if you're doing that.
I mean, he was.
I think you'd wake up.
I don't understand sleepwalking, though.
How?
I could barely take my underwear off awake without falling.
I bet you could pounce on one.
But if you already sleep naked.
If you're already sleep naked, of course.
I wasn't in town that weekend, so maybe he was.
But long as far, he wakes up on the wrong floor completely naked in a bathroom.
Wow.
And he's got to get somehow.
So it can happen.
That can happen.
Yeah.
So he had to rip the shower curtains off and then walk back down our dorms in the shower curtain.
But what is that, though?
When the sleepwalking.
I just don't, I don't get it, though.
Like, how does it?
Does it happen?
Because your eyes are open.
Yeah, I think a lot of people say it's trauma.
Now, your eyes are somewhat.
Trauma.
Hey, I want to salute the little baby to a little baby.
Got the number one album in the country.
No, tweaker is way bigger than that.
Tweaker, what the fuck?
Oh, the song, Gilo?
Yeah, come on.
Yeah, Gelo.
Jillo?
Jello.
Jello.
Jello.
I might swerp in that corner, whoa.
Hold on tight because I tweaking the shit to let go.
And I heard that she want to show.
Whoa.
Me, who she be.
I'm kind of a kid.
We didn't show me some most.
Yo, you know what's so interesting about the Jello thing?
Jello put out a song.
Yeah.
And even though the Mello Ball is in the league balling and, you know, Lonzo's been hurt,
I've heard more about Jello Ball this week than I've heard about Mello or Lonzo.
Yeah, that's probably a year.
It's something crazy.
It's all went crazy.
Yes.
But I do want to shout out to Little Baby because he got the number one album in the country.
I think they say he's doing like $130,000.
And no jump.
I don't know why.
No Jumper told you all that lie.
That was something that somebody sent me over the house.
holiday break. They sent me a link to a video that said it was from No Jumper and Adam 22
said Charlemagne the God took down and we can end on this. Charlamagne to God took down
the little baby interview because of low view count. One thing I realized over the holidays
just watching certain things why do people you talk about politicians why do people just lie
for content? Why would he say that? I have no idea and I do no idea. He was just trying to create
content. But was the video taken down at any point in time? Yes, the video, I'm glad you asked.
I interviewed Little Baby for my out of context series on YouTube. I do what I always do with,
not all out of context interviews, but certain ones. I did it with Glorilla. I did it with Big Sean.
I did it with Little Baby. Played it on Breakfast Club, right? So on Breakfast Club, that's 8 million
listeners, 100 plus markets, whatever, whatever. And then I put it out on YouTube around 930 that
morning and it was up for like maybe two and a half hours and then you know of course what happens
everything's shit starts going viral right like the clip of you know him talking about gunna the
clip of him you know when I asked him about how did you feel about Kendrick Lamar shouting him out
in the um yeah they're not like us all those yeah that shit went crazy you see my guy p
he asked me to take it down he called me he was like oh man we're trying to give the little yada
interview some some room to breathe it was just miscommunication between my team and
in QC, because I didn't know a little Yadi interview was coming out.
By the way, Lil Yadi, you did a phenomenal job, by the way.
Oh, oh, they want to give the little Yadi interview with Little Baby time to do.
Yeah, because Little Yadi came out that Wednesday, which I didn't know.
I was just, in my mind, I had already scheduled the Little Baby interview to go Thursday morning.
We're going to air it on Breakfast Club Thursday morning.
I'm going to put it out on YouTube.
Social media clips going to go out, blah, blah, blah.
All of that happened.
And once again, Lil Yadi, I thought you did a fantastic job.
I thought that, you know, little baby.
And I want to say this to all artists.
This is why I'm bringing this up.
not even really because of Adam 22,
even though that was just a complete lie that he said.
But all artists should only go
to places where you're comfortable to have conversation.
Because, yeah.
Fuck the platform.
Fuck who's got the most numbers.
Go where you're comfortable.
You know why?
Because when you're comfortable,
you're going to give your best conversation
and it's going to go viral anyway.
You know what I mean?
I completely agree.
Like, I watched your little Yachty interview
and I was like, damn.
I could never get that out of baby.
Why?
Because me and baby don't have a relationship like that.
Him and Yadi are actually friends, right?
That's what everybody was saying when we have 50 on.
It was like, the reaction from 50 was like, pro, I didn't know.
Everybody knew 50 was funny.
I didn't know.
He's just fucking hilarious.
It's like.
But when have we ever seen 50 on with actual comedian?
Exactly.
With comedians, but also when someone isn't there to try to get you or someone is
where you can actually calm down, hang out and have some fun and you get this best version.
So the Yadi with the baby thing is interesting.
And that's what baby did.
They did it at his house in Miami, him and Yadi on the same label.
They got a real good relationship.
Maybe even said to him, I want you to ask me the things you ask me when we're not on camera.
Yeah.
And it made for a great, you know, conversation.
So you were trying to accommodate QC.
Pete hit me.
Pete's my guy.
Pete's like, yo, man, can we take it down, give Yadi some room to breathe?
No problem with that.
Then the next day, I put it on private.
And then the next day, it was like, yo, baby don't want to put the interview out.
I mean, like, well, it's already been out.
Like, is it, you know what I'm saying?
Like, it's already had on breakfast club.
It's already, you know, it's out as an audio podcast.
Like, it's out.
It already went crazy viral.
But I'm not the type of person that's going to trip if an artist don't want.
It doesn't change your life.
It don't change my life at all.
Now, I know some of y'all might be like, how could you ever take down a little baby interview?
That shit don't change my life in no way shape of want.
You're only interviewing people that you're interested to talk to.
And he asked me to do it.
Exactly.
Well, QC.
asked me to do it, but either way, the moral
the story is, Adam, I don't know why you would lie like
that. And say that I took it down
for low view. Is it possible that Adam
thinks that that's what happened? No, I'll tell you exactly what
happened. And listen, only part, there's two people that
asked me the day of why the interview came down. Two people.
One of them was DJ academics. Salute to AC.
Act was like, yeah, what happened to the interview?
Interesting. Right? By the way, AC already had it.
I got it. You know what I'm saying? But he was like,
what happened to the interview? And I told him what happened?
Yeah. So when Adam said that, said what he said about me taking it down for a little view count, me and Act was talking and Act was just like, nah, he told me he made that shit up.
You know what I'm saying? So it's just like, it's just like, come on, bro. And by the way, the thing that, the reason I-
Adam, you got me out here trying to defend you. But the reason I respect act, not just as a person, because that's my guy, right? But also, he took the time.
to ask me. Well, that's the thing. If you got connection to somebody and you don't reach out,
you don't care about the result. By the way, if you don't reach out, you actually don't care.
You're just trying to create content. Nobody cares about the truth when the lie is more entertaining.
That's what I said about Matt Barnes. What about it? You could have reached out and got the timeline
right, Matt. He don't know you, though. He knows you?
That's the only. Leave this alone. That kid grads in this.
As always, as always, if you listen to this podcast,
you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent,
you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.
But if you listen to this podcast,
I think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit,
you're right too.
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