The Brilliant Idiots - U.A.P (Unidentified Anal Probing)

Episode Date: December 20, 2024

This week, Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz dives deep (pun intended) into the world of UFOs, unexplained aerial phenomena (UAPs), and the possibility of alien encounters. From childhood sightings to government conspiracy theories, they question it all—why Jersey, why now, and what’s with the probes? The classic Brilliant Idiots banter is back as they explore what could unite humanity: aliens or nukes? They also tackle the philosophical question of what extraterrestrials might find fascinating about Earth—doodoo?  ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And the show. We are the Brilliant Idiot Podcast. Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness. Let's start the show. Hezekiel Walker. Hello, sir. What's happening, my guy? You tell me, man, you're in New Jersey.

You know what I mean? I saw him last week. I did. You told me he spoke about it on here. Nobody fucking listens to me when I talk. I've been telling you all this shit. First of all, first of all, all you've just now seeing UFOs. First saw one when I was eight.

Ha! And I got molested when I was eight. So I've been ahead of the thing. the curve. Okay? I'm early on everything. I saw... That's a weird flex, but I... It's true. I saw a flying... You think that's why they didn't come back for another 40 years? They touch you and they're like, ain't nothing special down there. But that'd be crazy if they ain't no probia at 8 and never wanted them more of that ass that book.

They went back and told all the other aliens, you know, that shit is mid down there. The anus is really... On uranus, that's what the best... That's the best. That's the best. Urinus got the best... We travel all the way to earth. This boy don't even wipe his ass. Hey, that is crazy. That is something, right?

You go through a plan and you ano probe a bunch of people and never go back because that shit's me. Men. Man. Listen, I told y'all, though, I saw one of them shit last week. I saw them. December 3rd. I'm not even joke. I'm laying in the bed.

And I told you, we're getting our bedroom renovated, so we're sleeping in the guest room. The guest room is at the other end of the house. And so it's like in the guest room that we have, you can walk out on a balcony. And so it's like the door is right there. So you see all the outside. And we're laying in bed. And my wife goes, what is that? And I go, that's a plane.

And she goes, that's kind of low to be a plane. And then I said, it is kind of low to be a plane. And then I go, well, it's a plane. It's too big to be a drone. I literally said that. How big? How big does it look? Size of a car.

Huge. Yes. Yeah. When they tell you that it's the SUV size, yes. It was, you could hear it. So I heard it at first. I think we heard it. I don't remember if we heard it.

I just, oh, we saw it. We definitely saw it. I couldn't remember if we heard it at first. But the shit was big. It's, it was, it was just going over the house and then it just disappeared. And I literally didn't think nothing of it until a week later. So what do you think it really is? I think your man is right, bro.

Who? Fucking, um, Cliff High. Who's Cliff High? Oh, you don't know. When Donald Trump was on Joe Rob. Oh, I thought you had him right now. I know. I thought you had him with a good old old guy.

I was like, you fucking. I was like, you fucking had. Imagine ending the year? No. You couldn't end the year. The whole year you been getting caught left and right. I don't know, but I thought you had him. Cliff Hyde, Nick.

Cliff Hyde is dick in your mouth. Yeah. No. Cliff fucks you up. Cliff High is a guy. You ever heard of Cliff High, Chris? Cliff High does predictions, right? But he does predictions based off, damn, I was just looking at this shit.

I did it on, I did this last week. Oh, he predicted, okay, yeah. Cliff High is a computer scientist known for his past predictions using a tool called predictive linguistics, which he developed in 1990. He predicted the 2004 Indonesian tsunami. and he predicted 39 days after Donald Trump's appearance on Joe Rogan that it was going to be an alien invasion. Because on Joe Rogan, Donald Trump and Rogan were having a whole conversation about extraterrestrials.

And Trump was saying how he never used to believe until he became president. And then he said when he became president, he started getting, you know, privy to all types of information. And he goes, he goes, you know, you're probably familiar with all of these people from space. He didn't say aliens. He said people. This is Trump said. People from space. And the guy, Cliff-Hy, is this in right here?

I think so. That's Mike from breaking back. Let's hear. Let's hear. This is Cliff-Hy. He said 39 days after Trump's appearance on Rogan, we're going to have an alien invasion. Listen. Barely over a month between the temporal marker and the visible contention that will appear in the skies that the descriptors we had,

descriptors we had back in 2009 will go to the idea of UFO versus UFO and UFO versus jets. Okay, so that's sort of very complex kind of Independence Day kind of shit, right? Nobody will know who the hell when... Uh-oh. Why's it freezing? Uh-oh. I played this shit on Burm's going to Friday. Until it happens.

She breaks this whole shit down. You know, possible, not probable, right? So anyway, now we have a strange thing where there's swarms of 20-foot drones flying around military bases. So unknown. Nobody knows who owns these drones. Who's controlling them? At least they're not telling us, guys. I would suspect that the military would be freaking out if they can't see the signals that are directing those drones.

And those drones are a club or what is it? A kovas, a kovas weapon. where one of the, okay, so, yeah, I won't describe it, but basically you set off a group of drones that don't report back to headquarters until they're all done. Either this is a social experiment, a prank, or one of the greatest sci-ops shit we ever seen,

or it's an alien invasion. It's too much of a coincidence. This guy literally said 39 days, see if you can find that clip, 39 days after Trump's interview with Rogan, there's going to be an alien invasion. Where does he get that from? I don't fucking know.

And he said this, how long ago? Back in October. So after, when it was Trump... But didn't they invade last week? Like you said that you saw... 39 days. Last week was 39 days? Yeah, December 3rd.

He even said the date, he said... He said 39 days are on or around December 3rd. That's what he said, pull it up to... I believe you. I believe you. I believe you. I believe you. I believe you.

I believe you. You don't think it's just the government using technology to find something. Like maybe they feel like there's some sort of, there's some sort of threat that is on our shores. So they're trying to seek out where it might be or create. Why are they flying over Jersey then? Why are they over my house?

Jersey's on the shore. Oh. But it's not just Jersey though. It's the whole East Coast. Yeah, that's the shore. And it's the UK. They're shore there too. It is?

I don't fucking know. How do you think that the British got here? And it's California. I'm just saying. That's what I'm saying. It's maybe they're protecting the shoreline from invasion or maybe there has been some sort of invasion they're trying to seek it out.

Neil DeGrathy Tyson said to ill shit. Oh, don't believe him. That guy said. No, he said the illish shit. Why don't you like Neil deGrasia? Oh, he's just like, he's just, he's stopping a scientist. He's trying to like, he's hilarious though. He's good.

He's a damn good personality. Neil deGraphy Tyson said, if you can't tell us what he couldn't even say that dudes were better than women in sports. What sport? Butt fucking. Listen, Neil DeGreth. DeGrafzy Tyson, I'm not doing this.

I don't have no butt fucking this week. Neil deGrafzy Tyson said, if you can't tell us what it is, then you can't tell us what it's not. Ooh, it's Trudeau. Donald Trump said, too. Donald Trump said either tell us what the fuck it is or shoot him down. That's a bar.

Like, if you don't know what it is, get that shit up the sky. Because if somebody walked on to the White House and you didn't know who it is, what would you do? That's right. My thing is, if they knew what it was, why is Governor Murphy freaking out? Because Governor Murphy is not privy to the information. That's what I do.

Why is Governor Hokel not freaking out? Because she don't get to know shit either. The governor of New York doesn't get to no shit. If it was our military, why would they be flying over airports? Mind your business. Why are airports getting shut down? Mind your business. Some people with clearances that get to know stuff.

Why are they talking about the state of emergency in New Jersey? I don't know. If D.C. ain't freaking out. I'm cool. You know what's crazy to me about life? What? We can get online right now in make up shit, right? Right? We'll believe anything we see online, the stupidest conspiracy theories, whatever it is.

When you see it. When you actually see it, that's right there in your face and you're like, nah. Yeah. Nah. You don't believe what shit that's right there in your face. It's a drone, dude. They have different sized drones. It's a drone. They said they were surrounding LaGuardia. That's what I'm saying. If it was military, they would not be doing that. Why is the fucking... Can I tell you what I think it is? John Kirby. This is John Kirby.

Dan just really quickly just tell you with it. What you think it is? I think this is how we'll deport everyone. So I think you seek them out. You know, these are probably, they have an ability to smell, right? So you'll smell certain cuisines or spices or whatever. You'll find those people and then they'll just pluck them up and then they just send them back to wherever they're from on the drone. It's one quick shot.

It's a ride. They just smell the aromas. They say, oh, okay, I don't think that. I wouldn't tell them his drones then. Say again? I wouldn't tell them his drones. I would say it's alien. and the aliens are coming to pick up the aliens.

So it's like an alien. There you go. It's like an alien. Yo, go back to your planet. Aliens are coming to pick up. We're going to take you back to your planet. That's what the, hey, that is. That would be fire, bro.

Because everybody, people don't get upset. You wouldn't even make the trip if you knew it could just pluck you out of your job. You're on a roof somewhere. Come on a, man. Putting in some shingles. Beam me up, that's a? You know what I'm saying? Be me up.

You know what I'm being? That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. John Carby, White House National Security Communications Advisor. For Biden or Trump? Biden. I don't believe it. He does the fucking shit last week.

Last week he says... What is this cornball? This what he goes. Matter of fact, play it. Play it. Play it. Listen to this guy. Lyer. Tell me if this makes sense to you.

National security or a public safety threat. Or have a foreign nexus. The Department of Homeland Security and the FBI are in investigating these sightings, and they're working closely with state and local law enforcement to provide resources using numerous detection methods to better understand their origin. Upon review of available imagery, it appears that many of their reported sightings are actually manned aircraft that are being operated lawfully. Thank you. You so, no, no, this shit is manned aircraft being operated lawfully, and that's not a problem? No, no.

So you mean to tell me, see, y'all live in the city? It's not a problem until a 10-foot fucking SQV-sized vehicle crashes into your house. But they're not coming over here. That's true. They will. They're not coming over here. You think Jersey's right there. Has a plane ever flown into a building in New York City?

Shut up! How unrealistic is this thing that you're saying right now? Come on. That's happened. Go to Cliff High. All I'm simply saying is man-made vehicles besides the SUVs. Manned, meaning manned. man, someone's in it and driving it.

Whose man's is this? Who the fuck of these people? That's us. That's the FBI. That's NASA. That's one of them. That's Space Force. Coming in and out the ocean?

Yeah. Nah, but flying over residences in Jersey? Yo, last week. You don't remember during the pandemic that everybody was flying over there. New Jersey never gets their shot. They are making this shit huge. Not flying in them. Man vehicles.

No, no. Man vehicles. It just means someone's controlling it. No, that's not what he's saying. Yes, it is. It's manned. Yeah. As in people are in them. Why don't it, why did the gender them? They're the side. That's the thing that's ridiculous to me. It's they them. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That's the movie. That's the movie. Well, we take identity politics to aliens. They? They call it they. Whoa. I'm saying. They are the most. They are the most. They are the most. Whoa.

She definitely crashed. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. And nobody can say what it is. Nobody wants to fuck up the pro now. You don't want to offend them. So somebody, something was in it?

Yeah. They were driving. They were driving. There was multiple? No, it was one. Excuse me? There's a dude in these drones. They driving them around Jersey because they figured that nobody would notice.

And y'all notice. Nah, bro. Too many of them. Huh? Too many of them, man. Yeah, you can make more than one thing. Nah, man. This ain't normal, bro.

You've never seen the synchronized drones during, like, parades. Of course, of course. Why is this any different? This is not normal. They know what it is. What about the nuclear theory? What's the nuclear theory? That they're searching for either a dirty bomb or a suitcase bomb that somehow,

you know, got loose from the fall of the Soviet Union, and now has shown up here and is they're trying to sense it from the sky. In Jersey? They're searching for uranium, I think. That's what the other is, right? So there's a uranium trace, I imagine, and they have the ability to go search for it. Maybe it's a tip that they got,

but apparently it's in Jersey. Somebody thought that they would waste a bomb, and then... Why don't you want you... Why don't you want it to be aliens? What? Why don't you want it to be aliens? I don't care.

The thing is married me. Why are the aliens? Well, first of all, You got to talk to the microphone. It's man. You got to talking to your mic, shallity? Talk to the microphone. Why do you think they're not from just humans doing it?

Do you want it to be alien? Like, I would rather not be, because it's like, everything's going really good. No, we need that. Aliens versus nuclear. We need that. I would rather, well, what makes you think aliens don't have nuclear? I mean, that's part of the thing you have to think about. I think you just go nuclear.

Nuclear, hopefully we can control. Aliens probably got nuclear. Can't control nuclear. What if the aliens are here to warn? us that we're too close to a nuclear war. That's always been a theory. They always say that whenever a nuclear bomb goes off, that's when it's like a signal to extraterrestrials.

You ever seen Avengers Endgame when that fucking shit went off and then radiated through the universe? So maybe what if they're here to warn us? Like, hey, guys. You're getting a little close. Get a little close. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I don't know if we need to come here and scare y'all,

let y'all know that we exist, but y'all need to be together. Yeah. I mean, it is easier to be together when you have an enemy from the outside. You know who said that? Ronald fucking Reagan. 1980, what was that, four maybe? 1984, he was talking about Soviet Union

and he was like, why are we beefing with each other? He was like, what if they're the threat from another planet, another solar system that we've got to come together? Perhaps we need some outside universal threat to make us recognize this common bound. I occasionally think how quickly our differences worldwide would vanish if we were facing an alien threat from outside this world.

And yet, I ask you, is not an alien force already among us? Why the fuck would the sitting president say that? I mean, aliens unite us 100%. That's, yeah. So what? What do you think I'm saying? I'm not even saying what you think I'm saying. What do you think I'm saying?

They do unite us. They did. They do. They do. It was the second most important thing at the polls this year. What was the first? The economy. It was the economy and then the border.

You think that's what it was? Yes, absolutely. What do you need to see for it? Do you believe aliens? I need to see Charlemagne in that position. He was in from the photo from back to the day. Yeah, shut up. For real.

Then I'll believe it. If I see him getting a colonoscopy from an extraterrestrial, I will 100% believe it. There's no way you don't believe in aliens. What about you? You don't believe in aliens? You know I believe in that. You're not ignorant? You're not ignorant?

You're that ignorant? You're that ignorant? For real? You think it's only humans. Why am I ignorant? Because you think it's. only us like got only created us? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Have there been other species throughout the timeline of history? Sure. Are there any other species that are close enough to us to visit us or us visit them or even communicate with at this time in history

in the trillions of years that we've existed or billions, whatever it is? No. I disagree. I think it scares us to think that there's another life form out there that could be more intelligent.

No, no, they might be out there. But they're not in close enough proximity. Like, the universe is too vast for us to even communicate. So it's effectively like they don't exist to us. So what about all those radio signals that come from these other solar systems that just come out of nowhere? And they're like, what the fuck was that? I don't believe those to be real. You know what I mean?

I believe in extraterrestrials. I believe they visit all the fucking time. I've seen flying saucers since I was eight years old. I've woken up and seen the shit from signs standing over. So they're the worst tourists? Why? I mean, when you go to a country, you see the hits, right? But they're going to Bergen County.

Like, they're like 20 minutes away. Jersey special, yo. Y'all front on Jersey, like Jersey. I love Jersey. Y'all got special people. First of all, you're from Long Island. You shut the fuck up. No, first of all.

I love in the world for Jersey. You're not from Queens. Yes, I am. I thought he was from Long Island. No, Far Rock. Far Rock. He's from Far Rock, which is Queens. That's great.

My point is, people from Jersey are going to go, yo, if somebody comes to America, where do you got to check out? They're going to check out New York City. You should check out Los Angeles. You should check out Miami. Like, if the aliens are going to come, where are you going to take the aliens? What if they got a sense of humor? Who?

The aliens. So that's the other thing. I was thinking, no bullshit. If I was an alien and I just wanted to see the funniest families, I'm going to Jersey. the holidays. I'm going to Jersey during Thanksgiving. I'm going to Jersey during Christmas. I want to see real housewives. I want to see him go at it. Like, or because, you're, you're an intelligent life form. Nobody fuck. How about time on time on that? Nobody fuck

in a New Jersey household during the holiday. You're an intelligent life form. New Jersey household. So that means you scouted the place. Right. So you're like, these motherfuckers think if we ever came here, we would go to New York first. Every movie, every TV show, it's New York, New York, New York. One alien goes, you know what we should do? What's that? Let's go to Jersey. Let's go to Jersey.

That will throw them off. That will throw them off. And you know what? Nobody will believe. Nobody will fucking believe them. These motherfuckers are Jersey that said the aliens here and everybody else came back. Why would they go to Jersey? They are playing us perfectly these aliens.

By the way, they might be in New York, but y'all would never know. You know why when the last time you looked up to the sky? Be honest with your fucking self. When's the last time you went outside and actually looked up to the sky? You don't. You don't. You're always doing this. Every single fucking time.

Them shit might be up there right now. When the last time you just went outside of New York just looked up? When the last time you did that shit? September 11, 2000. You know what I hate? Neil degrassi Tyson said. What? I hate that.

I did do it when we had the eclipse thing going on? But we had so many tourists and they're looking up. They would have been. Tourists don't even look up no more. There's nothing to look up in New York. Ah, they look up. It was a sunny day. They look up.

I look up. Yeah. No, you don't. Yes, I do. Yes, I do not look up for you is like looking. Shut up. Exactly. Anybody five, seven.

All right. Oh, the third floor. That's you too then. I know you look up to me. I'm five, seven. Respect me. Listen, play Cliff, um,

play Cliff, respect me. Play Cliff High. What's the name? Cliff High. I don't know if this is. Let me see. You had him on breakfast?

So unknown. Nobody knows who. This is the interview or something played during the game. Yeah, that's him. That's him. The appearance of this visible contention.

The visible contention. I just want to hit a part when he said the 39 days after Trump Bar complex kind of independence day kind of shit. You got from the beginning, Taylor. Nobody will know who the hell. Start with a little green man. You should Google Cliff High. He's a researcher known for developing a technique called a technique called a

predictably which involves analyzing internet data to predict future events. And based off that conversation with President Trump and Joe Rogan, he predicted a future event. Let's listen. But what we do have some justification for suggesting is that there will be 39 days between the temporal marker of the Trump interview and the appearance of this visible contention. Come on, man. Come on, guys.

This can't be fucking coincidence, yo. All right, so question. Come on. You had an expert in being probed on breakfast club recently. Did you ask them about... I did. Pull it up, Taylor. Pull it up.

You know who you're talking about? You know who we talk about, man. Fucking envy man. It'd be so crazy. In the building I got Pete Booty, Judge. I'm like, come on, but this is not five years ago. Yeah. Right?

Come on. You know his name ain't booty. You know it's Buddha. It's Butt Judge, right? No, it's Buddha Judge. It's spelled but Judge. But juge. But juge.

But jukees. I don't even know how to say it right, because I've heard you say it wrong. It's Buddha Judge. Listen, by the way, Secretary Pete is amazing, man. He's dope. No, he's nice. He's nice for that. Pull it up.

It's on breakfast club page. Pull it up. You should have. Oh, he was on the page. Okay. You should have, he what? It should have ran him. Oh, God.

Ooh. I thought he said, should have rammed him. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, you know what? You got it on the brain, bro. You got it on the brain. He'll probably run in 2028, maybe. Wear it up.

Pull it up, Taylor, gang. There you go. Remember Kamala Harris? Remember? Yeah. I was just with her. I was just with her. I was just with her.

Remember though? Remember they tried to run her from president? And that was their best bet. But you know about these manned SUV-sized drones flying over New Jersey? Scared the hell out of us. John Kirby, the National Security Communications Advisors, that they were manned yesterday. What do you think of this? So, I mean, we're helping law enforcement work through it all, mainly a homeland security issue.

Our job is to make sure that any restricted airspace, nothing comes in there that shouldn't be there. That includes airspace over an airport. Sometimes another area could be restricted because it's sensitive. For example, that's close to the Trump golf club. There's temporary flight restrictions there. Bigger picture is we're going to have more and more drones. Obviously, if it's manned, that's different. But we're going to have more and more things entering the airspace.

We've got to work to make sure that's safe. This is not a world where anything flying is either an airplane or a helicopter. The drones are getting bigger. Look, it can be a good thing to have these resources to deliver, for example, you're in a really hard to reach area, you make deliveries. But we're talking about potentially millions of these coming into the airspace. And what we're trying to do at, especially on the FAA side, is coordinate all that, make sure it's safe.

John Kirby said they're manned. Like, whose man's is this? Like, who are these people? And why is it okay? And why wouldn't they inform the public beforehand? Yeah, so they know more than I do on the law enforcement side about the identity of the aircraft. But it is true. Sometimes you look up at something, you think it's one thing,

turns out it's another. I think that's what they've been working through on the law enforcement side. One more quick. Donald Trump was on with Joe Rogan. They had a whole conversation about aliens. Not the kind he wants to deport, actual extraterrestrial. Then Cliff High said 39 days after that interview, we were going to start having an alien invasion. Around December 3rd, that's when all of these SUV-sized drones, which I've even seen, started getting seen over Jersey. Isn't an alien invasion? I mean, no disrespect to New Jersey when I say that I think is very unlikely that an alien invasion would begin. Watch a mouth.

We lived it. I know. But, you know, but. You're like sitting on Jersey. No, no. Nobody was going to be in Jersey. I'm just saying, I don't think that's the kind of main point of entry that an extra terrestrial unless there's something we don't know about.

You know the aliens with a tan and may go to a Jersey shore or something like that? It's wintertime. Oh, you're right. American Genie might go skiing. I guess you didn't. I think this had an interview. I would go for some place in the Pacific where there's no inhabited. space for a couple hundred miles so that I could kind of get my bearings before I go anywhere

anyone's going to see me, right? Secretary Pete, you are to, so. So a great non-answer. See what I'm saying? He's brilliant. Like, he is, you see what I'm saying? That was brilliant weaving. He gave answers.

But it was beautifully non-answered. And then kind of funny, too, like, this guy's a star. Because you don't want to say you don't know. And you also don't want to, yeah, yeah, because then that. gives people anxiety. Yes. Yes. And you're supposed to be a leader. So when you're a leader and you say you don't know, you got to have an answer. You got to say, if you can't tell the people what they all, shoot them to fuck down. Yeah. You can't be like John Kirby and say, hey, they're manned, but they pose

no threats to nobody. Yeah. What the fuck you mean? But he's the secretary of transportation. He should know if SUV is a client. So what you're basically saying is, it's not a real thing, or he's the greatest actor of all time. Which is, I mean. I would probably see greatest actor of all time. You want them to be real. You know, Charlotte wants them to be real so bad. I would say greatest actor of all time. Look at this way.

The streets in New York City. I don't know the number. How many more vehicles, not cars, but scooters, bikes, all, I mean, I saw your guy get run over the other day. I got rid over by one of those. It's real. Like, I don't know how it's funny. My driver, that shit was so funny, man. No.

Walking out of here. That shit was so fucking funny. What do you mean? That shit was so funny because he was trying to keep telling him. Stop doing that. Like, don't treat me like I'm like some elected official. So he comes out with the umbrella and shit. And I'm like, oh, God, right?

And he's not paying no attention. He walked right out to the bike. Boom. But the way he fell was so funny. My security goes, yo, hold up. So I paused. So he paused. The bike barely did this, but the driver goes, oh yeah.

All crazy, all crazy in the fucking air, feet up in the air, he's rolling around. He made a sound, too. Like, get up. It's not the place, all right? It's not the place. No, that means he grew up in New York and he most out of cell it. That's how you sell it. And he'd call him out the curative next day, like, we should talk about this.

Yeah, you're like, no, you should. Yeah. I got hit by one of those last year. I fractured my leg. It's real. I mean, they're moving. They're moving. Got hit by what?

The biker. Did you fall? Were you in the bike lane? No, I mean, I stepped out. I checked the direction the traffic was going. I was stupid. I didn't check against the traffic. he was coming up along the, like...

He's not supposed to be doing that? He's not. He's probably looking at his thing. As a New Yorker, you gotta look both ways. I got to look both ways. And he caught me dead on. I mean, I'm... I thought it was a car that hit me at first.

I thought I was gone. But... I don't know. Why did you fall? What? How did you fall? I grabbed him... We're just gonna, we just gonna not comment on that at all.

I missed the hood. Why? His knee-jerk reaction was it was a car accident. He didn't know he just got hit I get it Just feels something hitting you Yeah yeah yeah I grabbed his handlebars

And I kind of like I didn't go down Which is probably what really helped me But he hit me without breaking right Man pause all of this shit But listen my doctor I grabbed his handlebars I didn't go down

God damn you freaky ass guy That's your first instinct bro To grab his handball To grab the handle bars Grab his antiborne, you're getting on your knees I believe you.

Don't put him. God damn, Chris. It is Christmas. But. What you mean? It's fucking Christmas. But my larger point is there's chaos on the streets

with these devices. It's not insane that now you're seeing the chaos. In the air. In the air. Nah, man. Nah, man. Nah, man. It might be some government shit.

Maybe some private shit. That's it. Eight to ten, you know, eight to ten feet wide. The size of SUVs flying around Jersey, yo. Yeah. Like, and I'm going to tell you some other shit. You know, we got, you know, the ring,

if you want to see what's really popular, somebody should do a TV show about this one day. The ring camera notifications, like all the different shit that's going on in different neighborhoods that people are reporting. I'm not going to say the name of the neighborhood in Jersey, but last week, we saw it come across the camera, there was a military convoy going through the neighborhood.

And it was at the same time where all of these calls were coming. from all of these different people in the neighborhood. Like one lady was like, I've been on the phone with the FBI for the past 20 minutes, blah, blah, blah. All of these people making all of these reports and all of a sudden, the military convoy is just coming through. And then they started saying, yo, it's a military convoy coming.

They were bugging out last week in Jersey. All right, y'all gonna see. What are we gonna see? I don't know. Something is up. I think, yo, what if Earth's on a lease? Okay. I said that before.

And what if the lease is up? And what does that mean? They want to take it back? It's time they back. Y'all fucking this up. Y'all fucking this shit up. Y'all don't care about it. Y'all don't even have people that believe in, you know, climate change and global warming.

Like, no, it's over for you. So what if we want to renew? What do we got to do to renew? What is the one payment that they accept? Yeah, because they don't work no more. Right. What do they want? What's their new payment?

That is a good question. What could we offer another species of life? We don't even know what they are on. We don't even know what they want it from the jump. What do they need from us? What if they didn't want nothing? What if they just go around creating life? What if they go around creating colonies all over?

And we look around this solar system, the Milky Way Galaxy, and there's no life on any of these planets because there was life on these planets at one point. And it was just all of these social experiments to see, let's see if we can create a form of life that can exist. Did y'all see, was it Guardians of the Galaxy 3? You remember the villain in that movie, and that's what he was trying to do?

He was creating all of it. of this different life just to see what could exist? Like what could what could he get free will to? Oh, that was the animal with the free will. Yeah. What if that's a thing? What if there's a species that goes around

creating these colonies of people just to see what species can exist? And humans are the species on this planet that fucked it all up. We were fucking up. We haven't been doing pretty good. We make arts, food, music. So you think those junters are just like

observing us right now and then they're going to attack? It's some military shit, yo. And why do we think they're always so evil? Why do we always look for aliens to attack? What if we're the violent ones? What if they just out here cooling? What if they just want to see what the fuck's going on? People have been trying to shoot them down.

Exactly. And they haven't hit any of them? I don't think. I haven't heard any going down yet. So imagine that. Imagine they've been coming here for all of these trillions of years. And they're like, these motherfuckers still violent. What's Elon said about it?

What is Elon said about it? If he's quiet? If he's quiet, then it's government. So why would Trump say, either tell us what they are, shoot him the fuck down. If it was Elon, he would know. But Trump might have just spit that shit out real quick. Like, he threw out the Chris Christie meme.

Hilarious. The Chris Christie meme was-alike. Yeah, he ripped. Yo, I'm going. That day, he was riffing. What else he did that day? That how's it going? The how it started versus how is it going.

You ain't see that one? No. How it started with his mugshot versus how it's going with his Time magazine cover. Then he put out the Chris Christie meme dropping off the fucking McDonald's. What did Elon say? Elon said something? What did Elon say? Make it bigger. I can't see it, Taylor.

Grock can even explain drones over New Jersey. Grock is the AI feature for Twitter. But I don't see any explanation. Elon's just promoting. He don't give a fuck, man. Elon must react to mystery drones over New Jersey, but it comes with an exclamation. As Elon must say, Grock can explain the drones over New Jersey. Social media users post through what Grod said, look, ask Grock then. Maybe that's the key.

We look at shit like this and laugh, and maybe it's a thing. I think that... I think it's government technology. I think Elon knows about it. Maybe it's even in coordination with SpaceX. And he's just not talking about it. And he knows if he doesn't say anything at all, then he looks like he's tied into it.

So he has to say a little something. But it's government. If it wasn't government, you don't think that he'd be popping off right now. Of course you'd be popping off. I don't think government will be going over airports. That's the thing that gets me. You don't know anyone in the military?

I do. Have you asked me about it? I mean, they're not going to tell you if they really know. They take that security clearance shit serious. You didn't try shooting any of them. No. Why would I do that? Soft. Yeah. So soft. I was like, I see... Something is so soft. Listen, I see bugs in my house and if I can, I take the bug in a

napkin and put it outside. Aw. The fuck am I just going to start shooting at a random you have both for? What happened to you, bro? You pussy! You ain't even who do that. I know. Why would I just shoot it a random UFO? If it's flying over your house, that's the same as an alien invading your crib. No, it's this. We're flying over the house and come in the land and try to do something. Oh, and that was the other thing they put out in Jersey.

They put out the bulletin that said, if the drone lands don't go near it, just call local law enforcement. I mean, shoot it. No. No, no. Don't shoot it. If a drone lands on your property, you can shoot that shit. That's the same as a-

Literally, it's trash by air. You know what's going to come out there? Stand your ground. I don't want no smoke. Does New Jersey have stand your ground? I don't have no, I don't want no smoke. And for the one, why would you shoot at something? You don't know what that shit might do back.

What are you looking at me? Straight up. But you're going to let it shoot first? I'm not going to say. I don't know what I'm going to do. What if it shoots the chew? What do you do? Defend what it's shooting?

What if it's shooting? What if that shit just pull? What if it reaches into whatever it could be his pants? Yeah. Pulls out some shit and just start shooting goo. Ew. What the fuck? Even more reason to shoot it.

No, you got to shoot back. You got to shoot back. What? What if it's shooting low? You got to shoot back. The only thing you can do is shoot back. That's disgusting. That's the only thing you should do.

Alex would be like that. This guy, stupid. I also be like, Costa! I'd still be like, Kastair!! Start eating that firm, like, acting. Custer! I don't fucking know. I'm going to smoke with Elliot is, man. Not of us do. I don't know if I do or I don't. I don't believe that they're there, though. Yes, you do. So, that's a video. But I'm also, like, one of those people who's, like, who's, like, who's, like. Can you watch Alien movies? Yo, the space border will be crazy.

Imagine you don't even get the border fixed here yet, but then you realize this is a fucking space border. Trump ain't going to know what. You ain't going to have no bars for that shit. You can't say build the wall in space, bro. Yeah, but you could do a dome or something. You could do a fucking dome. You could do a dome or something.

You could do a motherfucking dome, but you got to do it over the whole world. Yeah. Or all of America, at least. Yeah, let's start here. Damn. Yeah, they got to figure out their alien shit. Build the dome would be crazy.

Yeah, build a dome is fire. Bill the Dome is fire. This is a good messaging. Now, he got some shit that he's going to have to deal with when he comes into office. Whoa. Look at that shit, man.

That's big. You bugging, Alex. Look at that shit. This is what I'm talking about. That's why I would shoot it. No. If it's over your crib, like, you don't know. That shit starts shooting back then what?

Do you all watch Alien movies at all? All of them. Do you guys watch it? Yeah. This shit is just like signs. What we're going through right now is just like signs. Hold on, hold on.

Just real quick. What is the point you're about to make right now? I'm just seeing it, like, if y'all ever, like, thought, like, hypothesis of y'all was in that. Like, what would I do? Yeah, like, what's the scariest movie y'all seen that will make you, like. Like, how would I survive it type of thing? I'll be honest with you. I don't really put myself in these situations.

Like, mentally, it doesn't do nothing for me. Like, I enjoy my life. I enjoy my life. I enjoy solving the problem. problems that I got here. That's your problem. Do you guys have a go plan? Yeah.

What plan? What is a go plan? What is a plan with your family in the event of a nuclear war, a natural disaster. We're not doing all that. Guess what we're going? Heaven, hopefully. Because shit you can do when shit like that start cracking off, right? We're not thinking about all that.

I'm not doing, I'm not doomsday prepping. I'm not doing all that. Like, life is good. You know what I mean? We got a couple bucks. I want to go. I'm going back out to the Hampton. Like, there's going to be very nice.

I'm not ready to deal with this like disruption right here where the aliens come in and we got to take a few years. It's like another COVID. That's life. That's life. Cell phone services can do nothing about it. Cell phone services goes down. Everybody's panicking. That's like.

But even when COVID happened. You have a plan with your wife. We're going to meet at this place with the kid. And from there, we're going to go here. Chris, Chris, Chris. I've tried it. My family refuses. When COVID happened, you didn't panic at all.

Like you wasn't. No, we turned up. It was fun. COVID was fired. When it first. First hit. Y'all wasn't, he turned up. But you didn't think like, oh my God, what if?

No. No, we turned up. Yep. COVID was interesting. I think about the beginning days of COVID. It was exciting. It kind of was because it started when we were on vacation. And I remember it because after the year Duval came to Anguilla with us.

And so everybody was sick. Like everybody. But it was like fun because we were on vacation. Exactly. So we was like drinking sour sop and still drinking licking. getting high and take it to the ocean. Going in the ocean. Literally, nobody gave a fuck.

He said to what? No, you couldn't taste shit. Nothing. And then when we got back, it was like, I'm still sick. And I'm like, I know it ain't age. Right back in the day, I've been worried about ages. You've been worried about age. Like, you know what's in now.

It's like, I know what I'm still sick. Oh, you didn't know that you had the COVID yet. No, I didn't know what it was. Tells, this is January. When did we start hearing about COVID? February. You brought it back, you brought it back from Manguela into America.

You were one of the, oh, you know what's crazy? That's interesting to know. One of my home girls was supposed to fly out with us because we were there for like 10 days and she was supposed to be with us there all 10 days or something like that. But she didn't get there to like the third, fourth day because she was sick.

She was like, I don't know what the fuck's wrong with me. Like, I got the flu or something. This shit is kicking my motherfucking ass. And she still came out there. But we didn't know what COVID was then. So she gave it to y'all? I don't know. I don't know.

This is like December 2019. But I'm not ready for another COVID. I'm not ready for another alien. It's too much of a disruption. It's not about what you're ready for. Why you don't want to think about it? It's not about what you're ready for. I'm not stressing until it happens.

When the anal probing starts, all you're here is take that, take that, and you got a motherfucking do you say. When that happens, when the aliens are here and they start doing a probing, first of all, I'm like, are you still on that? Like, what are you looking for? Like, what are they looking for?

It's doo-doo. Like, what, like, I could have told you what's in there, do-doo? Doodoo to you? What is it? to them. That shit might be treasured to them. They might be taking that shit back to wherever they're from and building civilizations. Okay? That shit is just do-do to us. Okay? That shit is gold. That shit is brown gold to them, yo. Okay? That shit might be a delicacy. Y'all crazy. Y'all think they and I ask for pleasure? I think they were trying to figure out what's up there. That's it. That's it. If they could just get to the sewage, that's probably what they want. Just get us to the sewage line. Just give us all. your sewage.

Okay? That's what I'm doing. If the aliens show up, I'm going to bring them to my toilet. I'm going to go, yo, follow this. You're going to get everything you want. Now, I'm going to tell you something.

Yeah. Now we're really cooking on some burning idiots. Yeah, yeah. What if aliens really do love doo-doo, extraterrestals? Yeah. That's why they're always in the ocean. Because you flush the toilet, that's where it goes out to the motherfucking ocean.

What if they're always over the ocean? Yeah. They're collecting all of this stewards. What if that's the trade-off? Y'all stay out there in no way. water, get all the sewage you want, and we go. Wow. What if?

Honestly, this is a plausible, this is a plausible rationale for what's going on right. It's just going to go down to Florida again. That's it. That's it. Florida is the one that had aliens too, though. Florida got aliens right now. They're not tripping. That's where aliens go.

Aliens go to Florida to let the fuck in. That's right. That's right. You think Kodak Black is an Earthling? Right. They're having a good time down there. When you saw men in black, you didn't think at all. Like what?

Like, wow, there's probably aliens among us, for real. Don't, I was like, don't, I'm not talking about what Trump is talking about. No, no, I didn't, when I saw that movie, I didn't think that, no. I thought it was a great movie. Really? I really enjoyed it. I completely. Extraterrestrials.

I think it is selfish to think that we live in a world that has all of these solar systems, all of these galaxies, and there's no life on any of them except for Earth. You think that God who created all of this would only create us, he showed off here on Earth. You got humans, you got fish, you got motherfucking birds, you got shit in the jungle, you got all this shit here. We have different races too. Different races?

Come on, bro. Come on, man. Come on, man. I just don't think any of them are here walking amongst them. Really? You really don't? Yeah. So you're telling me. Everybody documents everything in their life.

You're trying to tell me somebody is a home-knocked- That's crazy people in New York. You don't think they're aliens? No. They all on Pornhub. They're all these people. What? They all on Pornhub.

Remember that shit I showed you all last week? Oh, my gosh. You remember that shit that showed you last week? No, Shala, that's real. You think that's a fucking human? That's a real thing. No bullshit. What he showed us last week?

You think that's a human? If you told me that that was films in New Jersey. Over the last week or two, I think I might believe that there was an alien invasion. Come on, man. That's an alien, bro. You found it this. That's a fucking alien, bro. That looked like a log of shit.

You know what I'm saying? A alien would mistake that shit. An alien would mistake a mistake that for a big piece of gold. Why are you sending this to someone who's number? Someone's number ain't even saved. That's my number. I sent it to me. Nah, nah, nah.

Yes, I did. No, you did it. I sent it to me, crazy. You having a text with yourself? When I want to save something. Yeah, I got that. Oh, really? Yes.

I texted to myself. I want to text it to somebody else. I thought you would text it to a number you don't got saved. I'm like, that's, why's your phone slimy and also you saved? This shit is crazy. I got to watch it, though, real quick. What is you wrong with those? Game.

Just to make sure, bro. This is to make sure it's human, right? You got to make sure it's human. You got to make sure it's human. You got to make sure. fucking human, yo. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, if you find out that

the demands that's driving them drones is walking around with shit like that, what would you say? That's terrifying. Trump got to shoot them down. We got to shoot them out of the sky. Shoot them to fuck down. Get these big ass cock. Now, no, you got it.

You got a newcum. Got a nuke him. He's really warming this thing up first, huh? It's really warming this thing up. What? You guys was Why is that the biggest dick I've seen?

You got to stop himself from fainting. Yeah, all is the blood rush to his dick? Yeah, like, where does the blood in his body go at this point in time? You got to take a deep breath where you fucking use that motherfucker. I mean, this is truly insane. You see what I'm saying? It doesn't even, oh,

it does kind of go all the way. That's what the fuck I'm saying. See what I'm saying? Charlotte, you watched porn before. Why are you acting like that's the first big dick you've seen? I don't like how you said that. I don't even because of your word. I don't even like that.

She's taking that shit easy, yo. I don't even think she might be the alien. I mean, this is like, she's not even reacting. She's on her phone. All you know you're showing is y'all are Smeets. What is that? That's all you have all shows. What is Smeets?

A small meat. Why we got small meat? Because y'all is so impressed by that one and y'all watch point. Why can't I be a- She's throwing it back now? Why can't I be a rig meat? She's slamming it back. I'm a remit.

If I put my dick in her, it would go a fraction of the way. Like, what would she even feel? You have a sound on? Yeah, I have a sound on it. But I would have to say other things during it to, like, maintain the stimulus. Like what?

I don't know, like, oh, it's going so much further than you think. Like, I got to trick her brain into thinking that it's going way deeper. Yo, your vagina is deep like the mind of Farrakhan. Ooh. That's a bar. Remember that ball?

A motherfuckering rap phenomenon. Let's do some by any means. Oh, they've got chemistry. I mean, they're timing it perfectly. It's just, is this what black porn is like? There's just more rhythm. What point do you watch? Wait, you want to be white point?

No, I got some Latinos in there. Oh, no, Latino's got good rhythm. Yeah. But she's throwing back and he's pumping forward at the same time. I need to see her reactivity. I need to see her face. Oh, now she's getting into it. There you go.

She's excellent. I think we're not giving her enough. We're not giving her enough credit. We're not giving her enough credit. She is excellent. Like, she deserves credit for this. She deserves credit. She deserves credit.

She deserves credit. How is he not come already? Like, this is just insane. So Chris, show Chris. So Chris. Chris not ready for all this. So Chris. So Chris.

Chris. That Chris is getting bricked up, man. Chris used to watch him porn with like octopus tentacles and shit or whatever the rules are over there. Chris, you got it. You fuck what you eat. That's funny. Chris, you got it. You got to watch this.

Yeah, yeah. You got to watch it. Do you want to tell the people at home the name of this video so they can watch them? I don't even know if I want them to know. We might have to gatekeep this. Chris don't want to see. We might got to gatekeep that. We got to gate keep that.

Why do we need to gate keep it? I mean, that's too powerful to get out there. No, no, let them know. Let them know about it. What's the point? I don't freaking. It's on Pornhub, bro. I mean, see.

What's the title? Oh, that probably. All you all that just want to see big dicks is type that in. It's not, like, that's it. Yeah, it's called, I beat her pussy up, gave her a cream pot, and beat it up again. I mean, he's talking like he just got a regular dick. It has nothing to do. That's the crazy thing about the title.

It has nothing to do with his penis. Oh, wow. All right. Well, that's enough conversation about extraterrestriestrials. One episode Give us something by any means necessary What we got, Taylor? What we got?

That's what I thought. Okay. We get to some mid. Let's do this first. If I uncrossed my legs. Let's do the, um, you want to do the mid,

then come back to that? Yeah. Because you already, you're about to say. All right, let's do some mid. If you don't cross your legs, you bricked up? No.

Nobody even noticed. No. What we just saw? You know, after, I mean, how does that guy, what does he, how do you, how does he dress in the summer?

Hey, got your stutter dress cream? I got your fucking mouth water That's crazy. What the fuck's up with you, bro? That was insane. But she was deep. She had a deep vagina. Oh my God.

A lot of length of her pussy, like the length of her pussy was deep. By the way, that's not even, you can't even watch that with your wife, yo. What? Wait, what? You can't watch that with your wife? Yeah, of course you can.

But why are you? You don't watch for it with your wife? Not, no. If it's looking like that. Nah, that's the one I watched start hating on immediately. I'd be like, no, that shit's fake. I'm like, yeah, I can get this,

I can get the experience. Extention shit. Yo, here's the thing. His dick could be fake, but her pussy's taking it. That's impressive. Think about that. Not really. Even if it is an extension.

If your penis ain't nine pounds, six ounces, you ain't doing nothing to no vagina, bro. What the fuck? Oh, baby. You know, that's when it dilates. That's when it dilates, and there's all these other things that could tear on the way out.

There's all these things that happen. Yeah, but you ain't them little, eight inch, nine inch. Ain't doing nothing to no vagina, bro. A vagina? I felt the back of a vagina and I don't got no 12 inch dick like that. Not even 12 inches. You felt the back of one?

No, I got the back. Of course. We used to say hitting bottom. Let me just say hitting bottom. I bet you guys would say that. Yeah. That was just. That's not like a conversation y'all have.

I've never said that. You can't say that now. No, you did. I was hitting bottom. I was hitting the bottom. What's his name? All right, let's go. Give us some by any meme.

Let's pay some bills. You want to see this dick out? Who is it? What's I thought? What's the name of the porn stuff? Because isn't there a guy that's known for having a giant dick? Mandingo or something like that? I don't know.

There's a lot of porn stars that got big dicks. Yeah. There's like some that are like famous just because it's so huge. This is weird. Why is it weird? You know what I'm saying? Men being hip, being professional. aggressive and y'all call it weird.

What's going on? Just because we're in here looking at porn. Like, yo, if two people in porn, you do realize that. Who are you focused on? If you watch the train or gang or whatever? Either way, if there's impressive

sides'est, peensasers in the train but that's what point is. No, that's not all porn. Not all porn is like that. Like, if you watch Rick... All you're doing is exposing your sex life, though. Like, you make it seem like, you have an awkward sex life. Like, you're not on beat.

And then... This is crazy. It does because you're impressed. This is so crazy. Let it cook on. I'm not just cooking, but I'm just saying y'all exposing a lot of your sex life. And I don't think y'all should do that. Why are we exposing about our sex life?

I'm saying that I watch porn too and I've seen big dicks. You're impressed by one big dick where there's plenty on porn hub. I'm just saying you, you've taken a lot of dick. You ain't see this dick. And I'm not going to send it to you because that could be like some HR shit in the future. But you should. I did see it. She said she got that easy.

And I'm just saying. I have it now. So what's the problem? So you don't think it was an impressive dick? It's a nice pretty dick. Oh, Caden! But you still say that, yeah, there's pretty dick. I didn't say with pretty.

I'm a man. It's a monster like that. Someone called him. I'm a man. Pretty. You're a man. Pretty. You're a crazy.

Call of the man's dick pretty is pretty gay. That's disrespect. I'm not doing that. That's disrespect. Shout out to the LGBT Q plus community, but I'll look at this porn and salute. It's a nice looking dick. That shit looks violent. I'm not telling you, you got the pretty dick.

That's a violent dick. You got a pretty dick. Yeah, because it's smooth. You don't even see the vein, I'm thinking it, right? What is it? I know y'all look crazy. What's wrong with the vein? Nothing's wrong with it.

But I'm saying it looks smooth, though. You prefer a little bit more topography? That's weird. So you're not supposed to have a vein? No, you are. What is it the vein? That's a big ass thing. I didn't see it.

I could say, I own that dick is. But what did you talk about? It's a big-ass being that motherfucker. What did you talk about, Taylor? I didn't see it. When I first originally saw it looks like a food. Is it painful for you when they're that long and they're inside you? It can be, yeah.

But first of all, let's be clear. Yeah, yeah. Again, that looked like it's like at least nine inches. No. No. No. Stop it. No way.

Turn it out. That's crazy. The way they talk about it, it seems. Oh, you ain't seen it? No. Yeah, look at it. Look at it. That's bigger than nine.

Look, Alex. I see. That's bigger than... Look at it. No, no, no. I see it enough. You got a little bit of it. You need to see that shit.

You need to see that shit with the naked eye. When you're looking at it with the naked eye is different, you know, maybe it's... If it had a little bit of a curve, it probably is... That's better. That's crazy. You don't got enough. It looks more than that.

It's never enough, it's never enough, y'all. But girls don't, how you be wanting a big penis, like girls really don't want a big penis? Yes, you do. Why are you having this number? Nah, you'd be saying you want a big penis.

Watch it, watch it happen right now. Go, go, go, go. Why do you want to be? I'm nice. Why would you say that to me? No, hold on. Watch it trying to talk like she got a small vagina. Go, go, go, go, go.

Say what you say. First of all, let's be very fucking clear. Come out the fuck down. I have been told I have great, you know. Anyway. We don't want to know. I don't want to even expose it. Go, go back to penises, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go, go, go, go.

Faginic. Talking about vaginas. I'm saying. I'm saying that dick looks nice, but if it had a little curve, it'd probably been better. Because it's a point like to- Listen, you got more experience with penises than us. If we were, if there was a penis dealership and we went into the penis dealership and we had to customize the penis, I would say, tell it, take it away. Because I don't know what I want. That is true. You know what I'm saying?

I don't know. I would tell you... That's too much for me. That's what I would say. Maybe I had to see it again. Because I look like it was just nine. It didn't look that big. That ain't no nine, yo.

The word just should never be before nine. Imagine... Is there a rule? You just have a ruler in here? Imagine what we said, oh, it's just nine months. Carried a baby. You know what I mean? Like, what you mean?

Nine is a lot. Nine is a lot, you know? Do we have a ruler in here? No. How would you... Because I'm just trying to make sure, like... That you know what nine inches are? Yeah.

Which side of the... rule you're using the metric side name? I think she'd be using, I think she'd be using the metric. And if you've been using centimeters this whole time, everything makes sense and I got it. And you got the tiniest little whatever on planet earth because you've been using centimeters. But if you're talking about inches, that is absolutely terrifying. Yo, that's why God is so amazing. You're trying to tell me that there's no such thing as extraterrestrials.

when God gave everybody their own individual customized penises. Yeah. I mean, they all range in size and shape. Smell. Smell? You know what I mean? You really think that if God pays that much attention to detail, he wouldn't create other life on other planets?

Yeah. What are y'all talking about? I'm with you. Everybody's the same penis. Everybody got nine inches. You know what I mean? How would that? Why did you clear your throat when he said nine inches?

That was Chris, it's like, let me make some room. Chris, cut it out. I don't even fit. I'm like, Chris, what a lie you're about to tell? Cut it out. I was going to say, how would the world be different if everybody was the same size? Actually, I think there would be a lot of difference. What you mean how?

I'm saying, would there be world peace? No. You think. You think penis eyes is not world peace? There's a lot of theories. Well, there'll be a lot less racist. There'd be a lot less racist. There'd be a lot less racist.

Okay, there you go. Because I do think that some of the racism stems from that. Penis envy? Penis envy. Don't fuck our women. Like, why are you worried about them fucking women if you don't think that they're going to bludgeon them? Yep.

That is, there might be something to that. There'll be no dick swinging contest. No dick swinging contest. It's like, whatever. Is there ever really dick swinging contest? It had to be, right? This is the idea of communism, but applied to the sexual world, right? It's like if everybody's the same, then what do we really be?

Matter of fact, men would be way better to women because now we got to compete on how nice we are, kinds we are loving we are we're not competing on dick a guy with a dick like that don't even need to open a door you open it but no you still got to be nice and you still got to be a gentleman because it's not like you walking around with your meat hanging out so women are like oh shit plus i don't know if women are really just attracted to big dicks they're nice they're not right no i've been telling you that that's bullshit like women want this big ass dick they don't this is cat girls do like whatever do wear some gray sweatpants and they can see the print they go crazy yeah but that's just mean yo a lot that's mean we all want to

take that shit, though. We can just say, oh, he got a big dick. That's right. Girls don't like big dicks than how I got laid so much in my life. Okay, so why are you showing up pressure that one? That one, I just never seen a big one that color. Why are you hating?

It's usually the white ones that's that big. Okay, what am I hating? Please let me know. It's the white ones that are that big. I've never seen one that was black that was that big. It's white and yellow usually. Now, I'm not going to lie. Listen, I'm going to be honest with you.

Listen, big white dicks look stupid. Like, there's a reason why, like, You, you say, when you say, when you say, Big white dick, that shit hits. Big white dick don't hit. And then when you look it up on porn up, not like I've ever typed in big white dick. But when you see the big white dick,

you're really to your research. Forward, bro. Forward at home. This motherfucker is bored out of his mind. Look a big white dick on corn hump. God damn. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna spend a lot of time doing this in 2025.

I think that we have a lot of time doing this in 2025. I think that we have a lot of things. stereotypes about each other that we don't even know if they're true or not. But I need to see. Like we always say, oh, you know, Asians got little penises or white guys got a little penis. How do we know? Porn up. Now, Asians got little or dicks, though.

That is, I think, something we can say is factual. I don't know. I mean, that actor. What's the actor? Who? That was one. I never seen one like that. I never seen one like that in Asian.

Like, I've seen Asian porn, but I've never seen one. like that in Asian. Ain't nothing but a Google search. Oh my God. You wouldn't know because they blur it out. Well, they blur it in the Japanese ones, but I've been like Chinese and other stuff. I never seen one like that in Asian. What is the biggest Asian dick?

Bro, I thought I've been big Asian cocks. And the first thing that came up was alien parasites. Hot Asian babe smokes and rides big white cock. Nah, it's got to be the guy's Asian. It's an Asian one. Biggest Asian porn star. There's an ancient one right there Allegedly

Nah, that shit's mid That's really mid Let's do some church announcements Yeah, they didn't do the other one Oh, what's the other one? Pull up the other ad Y'allin'all in here wilding She won't even get to all memes

Necessary yet Nah, nah You don't think so? Nah You don't think so? Nope You don't think so? You don't think so?

What he wanted to say was, show me, show me, but he could say, he could say, show me, say he's trying to bait me. You, motherfucker, you. What you're going to do, what you're going to do now? What you're going to do now? Let's get back to the show. Hezzi, you got church announcements. Final show of the tour, the life tour, Hawaii, Honolulu,

Blidesdale Arena. I will see you guys all there. Thank you guys so much. God bless. Yes, man. My church announcements are thank you to everybody that's been pulling up the crystals in Orangeburg, South Carolina, man. I will be there this Friday for our official grand opening of the crystals in Orangeburg, South Carolina, man. The ribbon cutting is at 1045 a.m. We're going to have free food samples. My guy, DJ Frosty.com, is going to be out there providing the soundtrack. We're going to have prizes and a whole lot more. 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. 1486, Chestnut Street, Orangeburg, South Carolina, the grand opening of my crystal in Orangeburg, South Carolina, South Carolina, man.

So, yeah, we'll see you this Friday, this Friday in Orangeburg, South Carolina. And also, I got to salute my nieces, who I love so much, Mandy and Weezy. their book No Holes BARD is coming out on June 24th, 2025 via Black Privilege Simon & Schuster

Publacy, man. Yes, they wrote a book. It is a dual manifesto of sexual exploitation in power. It is available now for pre-order on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Books a Million, and Bookshop. No-Holes Bard, a dual manifesto of sexual exploitation in power.

Horrible decisions are, as we call them now, decisions, decisions. Mandy and Weezy, their book will be out June 24th, 2025. Make sure you go pre-order that right now. Salute to Mandy and Weasie, man. Yes. I mean, it's just been an incredible journey to watch

those two young ladies sneak off to do a podcast eight years ago, sneaking off from their corporate jobs to go do a podcast where they were talking about, taking it up to ass, to growing to be these mature young ladies that they are right now. Titans of the industry.

Titans of the of the podcast industry now they're about to have the book and I know it's going to be a bestseller because the Ho-Hive do not bullshit and no way she'll perform

I mean I don't think there's too many people who have especially in podcasting who have cult-like fan bases like the Horahy there's only a few

it's only a few the read the read definitely 85 South Show definitely Idiots Nation I think I think.

Yeah. Of course. Yeah, I would think. Of course. After that, no. Flagrant. Flagrant. Flagrant.

Oh, yeah, asshole army. Asshole army. But you know why? You know why? And that's a great point. Everybody I named has created a clique that they identify as the click. We are the brilliant idiot. So there's fellow brilliant idiots out there.

Flagrant has the asshole army. Decisions, Decisions has the whore hive. 85 softs have the 85 percenters. The Reed has the LGBT. TQ plus community. Yep. Right? Facts.

They got a name for their crew, right? It's not the readers? I don't know what they call it for. Oh, okay, I made that up. Anyway, all memes necessary. What we got, Taylor. Okay.

Over the weekend, Drake hosted a contest of all his people. I hope this made Drake feel better. I hope this makes Drake realize that he still has people who love him. I hope Drake realizes that, you know, he don't have to go out the way that he's going out because these people in Toronto will always have his back.

He is literally the sixth God in Toronto. Yep. All of these human beings dressed up like Drake, men and women and days, just because they love him that much. And I'm going to tell you something. Or they just won the tanker. You say what?

Or they just want the tanker. They better not, hey, listen. Hey. If they find out what Kendrick is staying in Toronto, It's going to be a bunch of them standing outside just like that. A bunch of Drake looking like. A bunch of things. That's funny.

They're going to have hotline, bling, ringing off. They're not going to let Kendrick get no sleep. Okay. What is Boston Drake? Boston Drake is crazy. Drake. What happened to the guy that used to run around pretending to be Drake? That's him.

Oh, he lives in Toronto? He just went out there for the... I think there was multiple that were pretending to him. Oh, there's a dynist home, played a dinners. And then to be Drake's child who's not even five yet, I don't think, is ridiculous. Yeah, that's a little crazy. Like, come on, man. Who won?

He's probably five now. What do you mean? Who won, though? People actually went to Toronto for this. Listen, shout out to Drake, man. You know, you're a special kind of artist when you got people that want to look like you. The only other person I can remember that everybody actually tried to impersonate with Michael Jackson. It went to Michaela Chambers, known as Girl Drake.

Oh, they gave it to the girl. Oh, okay. What else we got, Taylor? By any memes necessary? Oh, this is a good one. This is Cam Newton. Cam, let's hear this. I never went to a strip club for women.

I always went to strip clubs for guys. What? Bro, what are you talking about, man? No homo. We went to a strip club. No, did it? I'm a competitor. I wasn't going to spend no money

if I didn't see nobody else spending money. As soon as I seen somebody thinking that they got money, okay, you spend five, I'm going to spend six. If you're going to spend $10, I'm going to spend $15. And then we're going to have a rain off. Yeah, I love it. What is this show? That's a Cam show.

No, but who edited this? I don't think this is an edit. Yes, it's like a funny Margo edit. Let me see. Look at this community note. This video had edited the original video depicting Cam Newton's full thought is right here.

First of all, Twitter is amazing with the community notes. I love this shit. What did he say? Let me hear what was his reasoning. Amazing edit. Whoever did that. That was really funny.

I haven't found a real version of it yet. I did. I heard it this morning. What do you say? I don't know where they came from. He had a whole explanation of what he was trying to say.

He basically was saying that when he goes to the script club, he ends up competing with other guys as far as like throwing money. So he was like, yo, I see you with that 10 grand. I see you with that 15 grand. You can't fuck with what I got.

You know what I mean? So he says he ends up going to compete with other guys. I've seen Cam do that before. He probably don't remember because we didn't know each other back then. But we was in stadium nightclub in D.C. This was years, years, years, years ago. And he definitely was going. I think you might have been with me.

Was it with Duval too? Yeah, it was. I think we had a. We went to watch Howard. We went to watch Duvall show at Howard University. That might have been the same time. Yeah. You was there, right?

I was definitely at stadium, yeah. I was looking at girls. I wasn't looking at NFL players and trying to schmooze them up. You know. I even know Camdenu was there dead ass, but we all went there. No, he was because he had a hoodie on. And the only reason I noticed him because he was wilding. Oh, wow.

Like he was wild, but he was by itself. He was just throwing the money up and it was just like him and his crew. I was just like. They were so acrobatic. I remember those girls. Duvot was walking me around teaching me how to do it. And they were just so incredible. But that's what all he was essentially saying. I don't, yeah, I've never felt like that.

When I go to the script club, I'm going to the script club to look at the women. Exactly. And I'm going to the script club to tip the wings. And I'm never trying to compete with nobody. Yes, because I'm too busy trying to pick my ones up off the floor and put them back in my pocket. There we go. Can't do that. Can't do that.

You can't do what? You can't pick the ones back up. That's the big crop. I don't do it anymore. You can't recycle? No, I can't do it. I don't do it anymore. but I used to do it back in the day.

I remember one time, man, when I first was hosting shit, when we first started Breakfast Club, and they asked us to come host a party at King of Diamonds. And it was me and Angie Lee. And I think at the time, we might have been getting like $3,000 maybe. So it was like a $1,500 deposit up front, and then $1,500 when you get there. And I just remember within 15 minutes, 20 minutes of me getting my deposit

when he was gone. Because I got a bunch of ones. And I'm like, what the fuck just happened? And I said to myself, never the fuck again. That's why they pay you. I picked up about 500, put it back in my pocket, and realized I'm never doing this shit ever again. That's fine.

I'm never doing that shit ever again. Not my thing. What else we got, Taylor? It is amazing to me that it takes Taylor this long. I'm trying to find one. One clip. By the way, one clip. By the way, one clip, and she's the one who picks the topic.

She's one This was her story I see one that I think It'd be cool to talk about There's a beautiful moment When Travis Hunter accepted the Heisman And his father is watching

Yeah And yeah I thought it was amazing Let's hear it is So that's the Positively brilliant Though Why are you all

Why are they so upset about Travis Hunter's girlfriend Why is the internet obsessed with her I was arguing Why does everybody got something to say About these young asses Because they're looking at a clip

And perceiving what their whole relationship is? They've decided what she is. How? Because I think the perception of anybody dating a superstar athlete is that they're just in it for the money. So I think what,

and I don't know their relationship at all, but I think what they've done is they've collected any moment on the internet that exists that justifies that narrative. It's so silly to me. They've been together five years. Yeah. And I don't know why y'all think

y'all know people based off clips. And by the way, I'm not saying that what y'all saying is wrong. I'm just saying y'all don't fucking know. And why I jumped to that conclusion? They said because she got a money sign tattooed on her ring finger. Duh, because all these young kids think they married to the money.

You know what I mean? That don't mean they marrying for money. Everybody would think they married to the money. I'm married to the money. I made the money my wife. I made... You know what I mean? All of that crazy shit these young ones be saying. Yeah, it's unfortunate. It's unfortunate. Because you don't know anything. You have no details

of the relationship. None. But they've taken these few things, like when he was accepting the ward, they're like, Dion had to tell her to stand up. And then she's talking about when they first met and she started, oh, I just friends on them for a while. And then how many girls have not said that? That's what I'm saying. It's like, you can create any narrative you want. But in this situation, I think the narrative was created before we ever even knew who she was. And then they just searched any videos that they could find to justify that narrative. It's very rare that a girl is with a guy. And the internet goes, she's awesome. Look how cool she is.

Like Patrick Mahomes' wife goes through the same thing. They try to find every single moment that she's rolling her eyes, every single moment that she's looking annoying. But they were together for like a long, like since high school. I think since college, maybe it dies. I don't know. But like, I think college. Because I think she played soccer in college. But like they just decide who the girl is.

And then they search the entire internet to justify what that is. And that's silly. But my two, she's, you know, I don't know if she's banished. I don't think she's white, but that only goes towards really the white girls. I don't think I've seen that with any black girls. Seeing what? Them doing that type of narrative. What, hating?

Hating on a black girl? Like saying that she's in it for the money like that. I haven't seen it. I only seen it with white girls. Travis, Kelsey, didn't, his ex, they were saying she was with him just for the money. I just think it's weird when you got grown-ass people talking about these little kids as if you know them. They're not little kids. They're young adults.

based off clips. You don't know these people. But this is what people do. This is what people do. People are so hungry for clout. They'll watch a clip with no context and then create a narrative or even go with the narrative

that already exists and justify it. And if you just watch those clips based on what it says, you do have a feeling. You do have an emotional feeling. You're like, oh, you know, this kid, like, would you have that feeling if the internet didn't tell you to have that feeling?

That's what I'm saying. The internet tells you to have it and then you go with it. And it's very, hard for you to reject it. Like, who noticed this shit like that? Like, by the way, she didn't get up, she got up when the mom got up

or got up when he got up. Like, it wasn't no thing. Like, if nobody didn't notice that, who would pay that shit nothing? No, no other fucking relationship. Like, she had a guy in an attitude when he was taking pictures. That happens all the time. That's why when you tell your girlfriend that you go to do some shit like that and she says she

want to go, you tell her, no you don't. Okay, no the fuck you don't. He said, he's like, all right, if you want, go, go news. Go shopping and some shit like that. You know what I mean? There was another one I saw like early on. Also, sorry to interrupt, but like, why are we acting like she's not used to him taking pictures? Exactly.

You know what I mean? Like, this is, but you know what? It might be new. This might be new for their relationship because they've been together five years. Yeah, but the last two years or three years. That's new, though. Superstar. That's new.

She got used to it over the last three. People are arguing that they're like, that's not how you act when he's the highest. Like. How you know? You ain't never date nobody that hot. That's what they're saying in the comments. Shut up. Okay, you ain't ever date nobody that I.

Leave him alone. You know, you ain't got nobody. Let's talk about the pops. You know, I thought A.B. Antonio Brown had a great post on Twitter. He was like, why don't we focus on that beautiful video with the pops? Yeah. And not what's the video with the pop.

His pops is watching the thing on TV. Oh, I didn't see that. It's really beautiful. Boyne. God damn, Taylor. You know Taylor is going to hate it. Relax. I'm trying to mute it.

So when you guys. do talk and the video doesn't go over y'all okay let's hear it damn it's not working I don't know why young I don't know why it's not working like for real for the volume's on tell it I'm looking at the signal say mute all you know just click it right there click it no look it again it's very low I don't know oh we can insert it and Taylor turn the no this is her beautiful I is all the way up. It's... That's all you want, man. You just want to have kids

and have them grow up to be successful. It's all the way up. And then when they grow up to be successful, you want to feel just like that. You want to feel you did your job, man. You know what I'm saying? And especially, you know, he's not here. That's what he was saying. That's what he was saying. This is just love first time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's just...

Dad, I love you. All the stuff you went through, man. I look at your oldest son. I did this for you, man. I like that kid. All the times that you didn't get to see me. When the time you came to see my games, from not saying probably two games in high school

to see me on TV every weekend and coming to see me, man. I mean so much to me. I know you wanted to be here and you camp. But trust me, I got you. I'm bringing a trophy home. I love you. Let me tell you something, Travis.

My word of advice is Travis, Adore, any of them, get the fuck off online. If Travis and he don't even listen to music, So if you don't listen to music, you should have no problems staying to fuck off social media. Because you are about to get so much motherfucking hate because that's just the way people are. People are miserable until you actually start making some goddamn money. They cheer for you when you're in college, when you're just a struggling college student. As soon as they start hearing how much your NIL deals are and they see you starting to buy shit that they could never get in their life, that's when the hate going to start coming.

And they find little ways to hate the head about, oh, well, he's not really as good a receiver as is his corner. I was like, shut the fuck. That motherfucker. You know why he won the Hizman? Because he's great on both sides of the ball. The fact that he can pick what he wants to do in the NFL, absolutely incredible. People just need to find a way to hate. That's right.

It's actually sad that people can't reflect on it. The kid is a absolute stud. He's disciplined as hell. I mean, like playing corner is an incredibly difficult position. Okay. Like, the amount of discipline you need to play at, like, the collegial. level is insane. And then to be an elite player on both sides to ball is ridiculous. Scott's playing like a hundred snaps a game, stupid shit like that. Come on, man.

Yeah. And then people out here talking about like what his relationship. You don't give a fuck. That's the other thing. You don't care. You don't care about his relationship. If she is invented for the money, you don't really care. You just want to see someone burn. That's right. It's literally all it comes down to. He went in too much. That's it. He's winning too much. You're finding away. And then you pseudo act like you're like trying to protect him. Oh, we're going to look out for this. You're not looking out for from him. You don't give a flying fuck about that guy. If he's on the team that you hate in the NFL, you're going to hate his guts.

If he's on your team, you're going to love him. So cut this shit out. And don't think it's a coincidence that on the biggest moment, in the biggest moment of his life, the biggest weekend of his life, they're going to try to find something else. Absolutely. It's hate. That's all it is. It's built into humans. It's corny that we can't reflect

on it. But you've got a kid like again, keep in mind, he is a kid. He's a kid. Young adult. Everything that he's worked for in his life. So, far has led to this moment. He got it and they're trying to make it about something else. And the fact that he even has to ever address it. Like the literal advice to the both of them is do not let the internet affect your relationship. No. Do not have to answer them. Nope. Do not feel like you have to respond in any way. You guys have your relationship. It's been together for five years. I'm sure

it's beautiful. I'm sure you guys like it. Who gives a flying fuck what the internet has to say about it? I wish you didn't respond. Me too. I wish you didn't respond. I'm sure. I'm not sure. I imagine it's coming from the place where you want to protect your girl. Why? Fuck y'all!

I understand about saying like you don't think that he should. Fuck y'all. These people don't care about him. They don't care about her. You're right. But y'all are older. What you're basically doing is saying if you keep talking about a relationship,

I'll keep responding. That's right. And what you need to do is start to set a tone where it's like, I'm not going to respond to the internet. Yeah. The only time I respond to the internet I'm trying to make content.

There you go. And guess what? My relationship ain't. We got a podcast every week. We got breakfast club every day. Yeah. It's always bullshit. Your relationship isn't or it is.

It depends what it is. But there has to be a consistency. And you're a professional football player. You don't got to put your relationship out there and in it at all. That's right. That's right. That's right. And I guarantee you, Travis, all these motherfuckers that devote their life to the internet

going to get CTE before you do. I promise you. In the future, there's going to be some type of shit that we see. Yes. The impact social media has had on people's brains. I'm telling you. You're right. There's no critical thinking skills, no nuance, no nothing.

Like, this is ridiculous. See them young adults alone. Good for you. And very cool to shout out your pops in that, you know, very, you could have made that all about you. That's right. And you have every right to do it because you busted your ass to get to that point. What's to take that moment to show some gratitude and appreciation to your pops that could not be there is a very selfless act. I agree.

And it takes a lot of strength. to do that. I thought that was beautiful. What's no willywood, did he? Taylor? Will Smith just came out saying he wasn't the one. But the world we're in right now is really hard for y'all to like discern

what's real and what's true, you know? And I've been seeing your memes and stuff. You'll be making memes. I see the means. I said, no, some of that stuff is funny. Some of it's funny. But I haven't addressed

any of this publicly, but I just want to say this very clearly. I don't have to do with Puffy. So y'all can stop all that man. I can stop all that. I ain't been nowhere in there no damn freak off. Listen, I do enough of my own. Don't be putting me in other people. I ain't been nowhere near that man.

It ain't done of that stupid shit. So whenever y'all hear it, if somebody say that, It's a damn lie. I don't even like baby oil. It's not really like baby oil. What's it identifies a lot of things. Not, man. Not that shit.

Right? I may not identify as a Libra. Hold on. Hold on. Before you... Was anybody trying to tie him to Diddy? I didn't see it. So I don't know what he saw.

There's a perfect... No, that's not true. I've seen a bunch of those. Oh, I haven't seen. Yeah, yeah. Will, like, Will, Will was a little. a lot of memes. They was definitely saying, I don't know they were saying Will a lot. Yeah, they was saying Will was going to be

on them tapes a lot. He's not wrong. You can't imagine if you're that person you're getting tagged and stuff and seeing it a lot more than what we might say. I got it. I never saw it. It never trended for me with Will. There's a perfect example of reacting to the

internet where it's like, you think it's the biggest deal. That's right. But now you just put it on. Now I'm looking for memes. Yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't have done that if I was one. Hell no. You know what I mean? Like it's not a big thing like that in a way.

It's like, oh, let me respond to that. Tyrese did that too. What you do? They kept tag in time. First of all, the thing, if you were a celebrity. Everybody get off the internet. If you're a celebrity, especially a black celebrity, they're going to say you want to ditty.

Yeah. So, or you're not popping. You're going to get a bunch of that. The biggest insults to being a black celebrity right now is to not be accused of being on being on the ditty. Because they're not even thinking about you. Absolutely. Absolutely. So it's like for, for Tyrese to jump.

out there, will to jump out there. I'm not giving nobody, none of that. Also, stop acting like y'all never been at a Diddy party. Like, for decades, Diddy had the parties that everybody wanted to be at, especially all of us that weren't invited. It's the difference between a party and a freak off, though. They say they left early, and I don't believe that.

I never wanted to go to a Diddy party. Well, you said this shit from the beginning. You could be a man of the people or the man of the industry, but you can't be both. You are lucky you said that. And if y'all go, you all go, You are lucky. You said that.

You're going to document conversations with being Diddy. There's a timeline of me and Diddy interviews where you see our relationship gradually changing. Because Diddy was the guy who came up to the radio station wanting to fuck me up when I said last train to Paris was shakeweight music. You know what I'm saying? Shake weight music is funny. I was like, that shit is some shit you listen to while you're doing that motherfucking shakeweight. Diddy came to the radio station yelling and screaming, wanting to. smoke, they had to put me out the back door.

Okay? So. Hey, I know which back door. Yeah. I'm just saying. So it's just like, you know, I've, yeah, I ain't, I never wanted to do that type of shit, no way. Like, I don't, that shit is so corny.

I don't care about going to no industry parties and all that shit. Get your own friends, man. Just hang out with your friends. And by the way, that's how it's always been for us. And I wrote about that in my second book, but that's how it's been, right? Like, we came up shows in a time where all of us were trying to figure it out. So we used to be together. Yeah.

We used to meet the MTV was. We was walking the red carpet together. We were sitting together. If there was an after party to go through, we would go to that shit. There's an after party. We were just sitting off in the corner making fun of everybody else at the after party. That's the easiest thing. I remember we ended up in a gay after party.

Yeah, that's right. I didn't know it was gay. That's how green we were. At the standard. At the standard in L.A. It's me, Schoz, Duvall. Who else was there? I remember Paul was there, Paul Rich.

Yeah, we're there and we're chilling. We're looking around. It's like a couple dudes, dancing dudes. We're like, hey, there's a lot of dudes in it. Boy, it's Duval. So Duvall was like, man, where is the holes? There ain't no holes in him, bro. Then we saw two dudes dancing.

They start making out. We're like, yo, what the fuck? And then there was somebody in there who was acting like, oh, y'all in here? I'll tell you after the bar. I'll tell you how to the boss. He was like, oh. And I'm like, oh, what's up, man?

Good to see you. But I'm still green. I'm not thinking. nothing of it. And then I don't know who it was. I feel like Sophie Green performed that night. Okay. Or maybe I'm making this up. I just remember somebody

came in and started performing and it just clicked to everybody at the same time. Oh, yeah, it's a gay part. This is a gay part. We hit the wrong after party. We hit the wrong after party. So, yeah, I have been to a ditty party before that. Unintentioned.

Unintentionally. unintentionally. And I remember us saying in the party, I remember we said it like, we turned to the dude was like, bro, you know that the dude that greeted us like, oh shit, like he was shocked to see us there. I'm like, yo, you know, this is a gay party, right? Yeah, yeah. And then he was like, no.

That's funny. That's funny. I'm telling you. When you got to pretend to be shocked. Yeah. To pretend to be shocked. But my point is, we have created our own industry. And we built the industry, right?

Like, this podcast thing didn't exist like this 12 years ago. So it's an industry now. So, yes, we have become the industry. But we created our own. Like, these are people. Like, we got real relationships. Like, that shit, I ain't, I'm cool on that. Because none of them even want to be there, you know?

They just want to be seen at the thing. Yeah. And those are the most corny parties. Everybody's having fake conversations, just looking around for who the most famous person is. Yeah. It's fun to experience when you feel. first get into the biz.

Don't get me wrong. It's fun to go to the cool things and be invited. But when you realize that you will have way less fun there than you will just hang around with the homies. That's right.

And the barrier of entry is easier now. Like for the things that people want to do, right? People want to be screamless. They want to be podcasters. Even if you want to put out music, you can do it on your own. Yeah, before getting on TV was hard.

You had to suck dick? They had to, they could hold it over you. You know what I'm saying? That's the only way. had to suck dick. There was a time. He was on TV, bro. I know. That's what I was saying. We were on TV.

I made sacrifices for all of us. Yo, get the asking idiots up right now. I'm leaving here. I made sacrifice. You're a good friend, bro. Everybody on, though. If we on. I kept getting TV on.

I know, you got a guy. You got a guy. He'd be exhausted. Every single. He'd be absolutely exhausting. I keep getting TV shows, Grinletta. Duvall had a TV show. Everybody got a TV show.

Listen, we are, baby. Okay? Pete out here, prospering. All right. Okay? The motherfucking 18. Okay. Okay.

This guy's crazy. This guy's crazy. This is what I'm saying. Let's pay some bills and just come back and do Asking an Idiot. Ask an Idiot. Taylor, gang, tell us what it is. This is the last. Last Ask an Idiot of the year right here.

Mike Mason 3 said, Who's smarter between you two? Books and Street Smarts. Charlemagne definitely smarter, but I would definitely say he's more book smart. Nah. You read more to me? Yeah, but I don't retain no information.

Don't be honest with you. I don't retain no information. I read this shit and whatever sticks is what I feel like I'm supposed to know. Listen, if we look at our bank account, You are way smarter, so I think we're just going to say Charlotte smarter, but I got more street smarts. No, you don't. No, you might be right.

No, I'm going to tell you why. I think growing up in New York and the things that they have to do in New York at such a young age, I think it does give you. I do. I never went to jail yet. That's fake street smart. That's way perfect. Come on, bro. I sold drugs, too.

We're burying idiots, bro. think we're just in between. I think if you just find that... When I was in Spain, it wasn't real. I think we bought like a pound of weed. I made 15 euros or something total. You smoke most of it. Yeah, not the best dealers.

All right, but what are you saying? I just think, I don't, I don't think there's anything... I really don't, I'm truly believe this. I think the smartest people in the world know that they don't know much. And the older I get, the more I grow, the more circles I'm around, I... realize there's so much I don't know. And intelligence is subjective, right? Because I'll just give you an example.

You can be around a lot of elected officials, right? And they have been in this game for so long. Some of these people are governors. Some of these people are senators. Some of these people are, they at the top of the top. And you're like. And the things they don't know. You're like, you guys are a fucking idiot.

You guys are. It's not even that they're idiots. It's just that they are disconnected. They know what they know. And what they don't know, they don't know. But it's the things that they don't know is what they need to know in order to continue to fucking win elections. And just make connections with the people. And I think sometimes you can you can put yourself in a position to where you're in a bubble. Like, you know, and like that's like all you know is your circle and what's going on in your circle. And you think that's the world. And like you got to step outside of that, man. And go to places where I'm from. from. Like, I'm from a dirt road in Monks Corner, South Carolina. Some of the most interesting conversations, some of the greatest insights I get about the world is from those people in those areas. But that's why I think you're, I think you're the smartest guy I've worked with, because your ability to go from that circumstance to where you are now, that delta is really

big. Like, for like an Ivy, a kid who like went to Ivy League and his dad went to Ivy League, For them to make the amount of money maybe their dad made, I don't think is as hard. Do you see what I'm saying? But to go from like your situation to where you are now, you could say there's, you could say there's some, like every, there's always luck. But consistent luck is. I get what you're saying. I think that's, to me, that's IQ. There's some sort of brilliance there that is allowing you to continually level up and change your lifestyle.

So I think that's. like the data proof for your smarts. Yeah. But I'm a celebrator of you. I, you know, so I, I, but I say the same thing about like, like, little Duval. I'm just like, how do you have this kind of wisdom and you're coming from a situation that's like pretty rough to come out of?

Because of the situation. But I said that about my mom. Like, my mom came from like nothing and what she fucking came here. A bit like, that's, there is an IQ and a relentlessness and a talent that takes you from nothing. to something, and it's easier to get from here to here, or from here to here. I give what you're saying.

I feel that way about comics, though. I feel like, you know, the ability to take things that are going on in the world and make them not just digestible and funny, but just make them something that people can understand. Like, oh. Yeah. Did you see Chris Rock on SNL? Yeah, this is where Chris is great.

Like, first of all, Chris is always great, but he, I think, really excels when you have these types of cultural moments. Yeah. You know, like, when you have something topical, newsworthy, he's going to have a take that you're not going to see coming, but it might be what you're feeling. Like, this is what he's always been so excellent at. So it's cool to see him. I liked it. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I knew it.

I know it's a joke, but it's like you're kind of feeding into the, so what the guy got killed. You know what I mean? To me, the way I interpreted it is he's feeding into people going, so what drug dealers? get killed. He's more going like these dudes on the corner get killed. Nobody seems to give a fuck. This guy's the biggest corner dude. This guy's this guy's telling all. Well, I'll tell you, I

see, and I like that. This is why I like jokes. I like breaking down jokes, right? The reason I can push back on that premise is because drug dealers are, drug dealers on the corner are actually doing something illegal. 100% right. This guy Brian Thompson, God bless the dead. That's his name, right? Brian Thompson. He wasn't

doing anything illegal. He's doing something immoral, but it's not illegal. It's not illegal. And this is This is the tricky thing where, like, joke, it's cool to always have jokes is because we all know it's immoral to deny somebody the help that they need to survive. Yeah. Right? We know, like, if you saw someone do that to someone on the street, like, leave them. Yeah. Dying.

You'd be like, you are unethical. You're immoral person. His essential job, right, as the head of a healthcare company is to, this is, this is, I'm going to frame this in the worst possible way. But help the least amount of people while also charging the health. them money. Right? Because they lose money when they help everybody. Yeah. So it's how do we help the least amount of people while everybody still pays? If we help too few people, then they all stop paying. If we help too many people, we don't make any money and the shareholders are piss. So that is the way that he will be judged on his job. Yeah. And I think it's an immoral job.

I think that it's an unethical job, and I think, like, not everybody's fortunate enough to have a moral job. My dad, my mom would always say that to me. They'd be like, we're so lucky that what we get to do for a living is ethical. They talk dance lessons. Is ethical subjective? To a certain extent. Yeah. I think there are certain cultural leanings with ethics, but I think overall helping someone in need is a thing that human beings are instinctively.

inclined to do. Yeah. Like just leaving somebody to die, I think, is just... I wonder how much of that he knows about. He has to know it... Intimately. Yeah, he has to know it intimately well in order to do his job. You said something interesting.

He has to do this to keep the shareholders happy. Yeah, he doesn't have to keep... Go, go, go. You're a great, great point you're about to make. Are they implicit? So this is the thing that's really interesting. Of course they are. No.

Yes, yes, they are. I thought like this. I met with my financial... No, no. Whoever's calling the shots is complicit. But if the CEO's complicit, the board, the shah, you've got to be complicit. The guy was like, we got these interesting investment opportunity around war drones. War drones are blowing up.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't think I want to invest in war drones. Yeah, Palantir, right? But where do I invest in a health care company? I'm kind of saying I need them to deny people for me to make my investment. What you're bringing up is like a really interesting ethical dilemma, right? Which is, are we completely innocent if we're investing these companies that are doing unethical things? The tricky thing with that is like America, we are investing in, when you buy a municipal bond or when you buy like a treasury bond, you're investing in America.

Like, now you're responsible for whatever America does through that investment. So now I'm not saying that we aren't responsible, but what I think is fucked up is the system when there's a fiduciary responsibility to the shareholder and not your clients. To the people, like the responsibility of that CEO should be to the people that are paying for. insurance to help them, not to the shareholders that might not even have the fucking insurance. That's why we hate politicians who have these all these corporate donors. But now we're making a case for universal health care. Which we should have. So, so, so, so, so.

So be in the hands of private companies. So the reality of the matter is that the bare minimum change that we should make is that a health care company should not be available on the stock market. There should never be a situation where that health care company is responsible to the shareholders and not the people it's healthy. It should just be a public service. You can have a business. Yeah. Like there's a pizza place that is a business.

You could be a doctor. Yeah, yeah. You can be a doctor. Yeah, yeah. You can be a dentist. But the CEOs are still going to want to get as much profit in order to improve their packages, right? Like... They will want to do it. But what I'm saying is ethically and governmentally, we shouldn't allow it. Can you cap the CEO compensation of health care? No, because what happens is when when you do that, then you miss out on the talent.

I don't believe that. Let's say you capped it at $3 million a year. You could find so many insanely... Well, listen, how much talent does it take to just be beholding to whatever the motherfucking shareholder is telling you to do anyway? You're just a glorified gatekeeper. It's just an excuse. Now, if you're hiring real people to actually improve the health care system, that's different.

Yeah. But do you really need a whole lot of money to be a motherfucking gatekeeper? I mean, I think what we should do is have a version of basic health care for everybody and then also have private companies. And now if you sign up for United Healthcare in this situation, they better provide you some service because I got the basic shit. I'm coming to you for the extras. And if you're denying me for the extras and I'm paying you, fuck you.

I'm out of here. Now the health care company has got us by the balls because there is no other option that guarantees. What's the point of taxes? Now we... Matt, ma'amma, ma'amagga. No, my morning, what are we paying taxes for if it's supposed to go to things like affordable health care?

We're paying taxes for the ship flying around New Jersey right. You're right. You're absolutely right. You want to know where you're absolutely right. What do you think about pharmaceutical companies? Should they be public-traded? So the pharmaceutical companies are a tricky thing because the majority of their budget

is research and development. And they'll make the argument that like, there's no way that we could do this R&D if we don't have that type of investment, which I don't necessarily believe. But I do feel like when you're incentivizing a pharmaceutical company to make more drugs, they'll find shit wrong. In order to appease the stockholders and not the American people or the people of the world that you're trying to help. Who'll find things wrong? The pharmaceutical companies. In other words, like, hey, we need a new drug. that more people buy our stocks.

Restless Legs Syndrome, let's solve it. That's right. Stop trying to solve shit that don't got to be solved. Right? They'll find a way to increase profits. So it's a, but at the same time,

if you don't incentivize the creation of new drugs, you won't get the drug that's curing people for AIDS. You won't get the drug that's curing people for cancer. It's really tricky. And you won't,

yeah. Shultz is so right, because think about it, they charge you a shitload of money for man-made pharmaceuticals. They charge you a shitload of money for holistic shit. Like,

All of this stuff that is available to heal us, the cure us, it actually should just be free. But motherfuckers want to make goddamn money. Well, it is in a lot of countries. Yeah. What we're talking about America. Alex, talk to them about Spain. Have you gotten health care instead? I don't have it personally.

But it is a little. It's a little different, Chris. It's universal health care. And if you have the money, you can pay for additional private. And you know, America's making all of this money, right? And we're not even like a top, we're not even top 10 in the world. So as far as health care. Yeah, but what we are is number one in the world

in research and development of pharmaceutical drugs. So the rest of the world benefits from all the money, the billions of dollars that the healthcare companies here spend in development of these. But they kill, the pharmaceutical drugs are killing us. Not all. Not all. A lot of them.

A lot of them. No, but some are really helping. You were just talking about it before when you were talking about statin, right? Like, I'm on statin from my cholesterol. Me too. Don't tell me anything bad about that. But no, it could be side effects. You can fuck with you.

I don't want to know about it. I don't want to know about it. I don't want to know about it. I never heard anything. I was one of my homemen. this weekend. He don't want to be on statin. So he told the doctor, what are the holistic methods? But this guy's got a lot of money, so it's different for him. What I'm saying is he don't have, he don't want to do the statin. I'm on the statin and I work out and I try

to eat right and all of that other stuff. My whole point is these pharmaceuticals shit that they're giving us, they're killing us slow too. Yet there's no question that that is the case, but there's also no question that like there's been some amazing advancements in the medical field that would not happen without the financial incentive. The GPL ones or whatever they're called. I don't know. That's like the ozampics and all that stuff. Yeah, I'm a microdosing one of those right. What is that? Yeah, it's like the ones you give it the shot. It also does anti-inflammatories. All this shit bullshit because they can't give me a cock like that guy on point of. Why can't I take a pill and just get a big ass motherfucking pig?

In the podcast. We almost solved the healthcare industry, but if you don't end the podcast and I'm going back to my daughter. I wish y'all, Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. I love you. That so much. Happy New Year. See y'all in the New Year. See y'all in the New Year. you're all yes sir as always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant you're absolutely right but if you listen to this podcast you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit you're right too it's a brilliant idiotic podcast thank you for listening