The Brilliant Idiots - USS D*%K Talk

Episode Date: January 16, 2020

This week Charlamnge Tha God and Andrew Schulz discuss the Democratic debates, Antonio Brown, foreskin, interviewing Will smith and Martin, Trick Daddy's mugshot, and more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. The brilliant idiot fuck. This is Chalemaine de God. We are The Brilliant Idiots. And we don't have any pre-rolls this week. No. Got a couple mid-rolls, though. Damn.

Chris said, fuck it, huh? This is not all on Chris now. Oh, not on Chris. It's not on Chris now. Oh, okay. You're looking kind of light. We ended up the year chunky. Starting off kind of light.

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Let's start this show. Where do we be? again. Bro, I don't know. We had a spicy little debate before, but probably best to keep that in a group chat. We can talk about it. We were talking about the Democratic debate from last night. Yeah, that was it.

What was the other one? What was the spicy? Better you forgot. Now, it seems to me like we're about to have a conversation about the Democratic debate. I just want to let you guys know in brilliant idiot fashion. Yes. Neither of us have seen the Democratic today. I watched some of it.

Oh, you told you. I watched it. I literally was bored. Oh, okay. No, I watched some of it. I watched like. I watched on Twitter. I saw the first 25 minutes.

I think I actually went to sleep after the Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders exchange. Right. When they asked Bernie, which we can talk about. So corny. What was the actual question they asked Bernie? They said Bernie told Elizabeth that he doesn't think. They asked Bernie. They go, did you tell Elizabeth Warren that a woman can't be president?

he goes, no. Okay. And then they go, Elizabeth Warren, how did you feel when Bernie Sanders told you that a woman can't be president? You fucking morally bankrupt piece of shit to CNN? Well, as a matter of fact, I didn't say it. And I don't want to waste a whole lot of time on this because this is what Donald Trump and maybe some of the media want. Anybody knows me, knows that it's incomprehensible that I would think that a woman could not be president. of the United States. Go to YouTube today. There's a video of me 30 years ago talking about how a woman

could become president of the United States. Hillary Clinton won the popular vote by three million votes. How could anybody in a million years not believe that a woman could become president of the United States? I want to go back to the original point. If a man in America says he doesn't think America's ready to vote for a woman president or he doesn't think a woman can't be president, that's not an indictment of that man. To me, that's an indictment of America. It's the same thing when people used to say they don't think America will vote for a black president.

They don't think America will vote for a gay president. Why? Because a large portion of America has always been racist or a large portion of America has always been homophobic. Or a large portion of America has always been sexist. So even if Bernie Sanders did say that, I don't think he was saying that because he was being sexist or misogynistic or chauvinistic. It was an indictment on America. An indictment on America.

How do we know that Elizabeth Warren is a woman? Shut up, man. How do we know? I mean, for so long, she's claimed to be other things and then realize that she wasn't. So maybe for all this time, she's been claiming to be a woman because it benefited her,

but right when... Yeah, what if her name is really Warren Elizabeth? Warren Elizabeth! That's probably who she is. 100% white English man. Warren Elizabeth. She got kids, though, don't she? Say again?

Don't she got kids? We haven't seen one. She got a dog. She got a kid. She had a golden retreat. I'm being honest with you. A white man's favorite dog. Yeah.

Okay? She's from Massachusetts. I'm pretty sure there's only men from there. She's definitely a woman. I've never met a woman from Massachusetts. I think it's only men. I didn't like her other point. She has kids?

How many kids? A daughter and his son. A daughter and a son. So she got a woman pregnant and they had those kids. Let's be honest here. I think. Okay, show tell me why you don't like Elizabeth Warren. Because I think...

I know when you don't like somebody. Tell me why you're shooting this. I don't like men. This guy's so stupid. Okay? Why don't you like Elizabeth Warren? No, to be honest, I don't like Elizabeth Warren for the same reason. I love Bernie Sanders.

I don't even agree with Bernie Sanders. I like his politics. His economic policy, no. I think that he'd be horrible geopolitically. Like, I don't want Bernie Sanders to handle the Iran situation at all. But I truly believe that he wants to help. And you think he's honest and authentic. I think he's honest and authentic.

So I would rather a good person, an honest person, an authentic person over someone who is a lying sack of shit, which is Elizabeth Warren. I think she is a truly dishonest lying person. A lot of people from Massachusetts feel that way. I clicked on the hashtag Never Warren this morning, and that's what a lot of people were saying. They were saying that they just feel like she constantly lies

and will do anything to get ahead politically. And she throws people under the bus, because they were talking about how she didn't shake Bernie Sanders' hand last night after the debate. Are you going to not shake another man's hand? like that. I mean, you got to put, I mean. Disrespect. Listen, here's the thing.

Dep up Bernie. Here's the thing. Bernie can't be pussy in this situation either. And what I mean by that is, I understand we're friends, but we're all competing for this Democratic nomination. Yes. Like, there's no friends right now. There's no permanent friends.

Our enemies in this situation. Things are going to be said. Things are going to be done because people are trying to get ahead. You're right. I would like, I would like Bernie to have a little bit more smoke in general. I'd like him to be a little bit more. I know he comes across as angry and he's always like upset, but I would like him.

Kermudgeoning, yes, yes. But I would like him to be, I guess, a little bit more aggressive because sometimes you need to be aggressive. Sometimes you need to be assertive, you know? And that shit ain't going to work when Trump is going to try to bully you. And I mean, listen. And Trump's never been bullied. That's the thing like, like I was talking about this with Trump, right?

It's like, if Trump was part of the group, we would bully that guy so much. He couldn't take it. Just, think about this. And I say this as someone who, and I say this is I often defend. You say this as a bully. I'm bullied. But you're a bully with jokes.

It's different. I don't want to call it bullying. Bullying has such a negative connotation. You bully the people that you are your friends that you love, right? You fuck with him. We fuck with him. Hypothetically speaking, Trump is in our crew. You don't think that we're poking his belly?

Every goddamn day. You don't think we're fucking up his hair? Every goddamn day. Do you think we're wiping his fucking makeup off his face? Every goddamn day. So what the, this shows you how fucking pussy these politicians are. how fucking pussy that you can't even come at this guy? I'm texting him the Trump sandwich, what's it?

You know what I mean? Like, what is the Trump sandwich? It's white bread full of bologna with a little pickle. You know what I'm saying? Russian dressing. Russian dressing. There you go. You saved it with the Russian dressing.

Same to do with the Russian dressing. You were coming in May. You were coming in May, but the Russian dressing got you. That's true. That's true. You start with that. Shoot. That's all.

That's all. That's all I'm saying. like these guys, you can go, it's so easy to go at this guy. And I say to someone who's complete practical and pragmatic. I think that he handled the Iran situation beautifully. I really think it, and if you look at where we are right now with it, Iran is quiet.

They did some phony-ass bomb of a base. They're so fucking petrified. They shot another plane out of the sky, rest in peace, the people who died there, but that's what happened. I mean, listen, if I had to grade the Iran situation based off everything that's out there, you would have to kind of give them a only because there was no casualties on the

American side. No casualties on the American side. hook out a really bad guy on the other side, and they're completely fucking freaked out, right? So I say this is someone who's very practical. You need to be a little bit more tough if you're going to do this. You need to be a little bit more tough. Like, yo, Bernie needs to. You're running for president, bro.

And the language of politics has changed so much because of Trump. And if you know it is one thing that America likes, it's toughness. It don't matter. Yo, that's why a lot of people like Senator Kamala Harris. Because whether you agree with her or disagree with her, you knew she was tough. If you put Bernie, and this might not ever work, but if you put Bernie with Kamala Harris,

like at least we know there's someone who's tough, who's not going to give a shit who's going to come through, and there's going to be something assertive about it. And I think that it might comfort people, just like when Barack Obama ran and they had Biden, like all these white folks are like, ooh, a guy who kind of looks like my uncle, a guy who looks like my grandfather.

I'll go with that. And I mean, listen, even with Senator the Warren, eh, it's a part of you, kind of got to like the cutthroatness. What cutthroateness? I'm not going to shake your hand. But no. If your people leak that story, which Bernie is saying is completely false, right?

But you leak it and it just puts enough of a little dent in his arm. Yeah, man. I mean, it's not a bad tactic. Hey, I'll say that. I'll give you this. She is willing in the same vein as like Hillary Clinton. She is willing to do anything, lie, steal, kill to get power. So I...

Hillary was tough, too. Hillary was tough. Hillary would have bombed her. Oh, Hillary would have bombed her. Ron would be a parking lot right now if it was. Hillary Clinton. That's it. Don't play around.

So maybe she's cut from the same cloth in that regard. 100%. But I can see right through her. Like, I can see how phony that person. I know a phony when I see a phone. All politicians are like that. I'm more. I'm more.

That's why you got to look for the Ryan Secreys. Ryan Secreys does the most phony things authentically. And you're like, holy shit. You are good. you really care about you pretend to care about this you are fucking exceptional nah Ryan's authentic if he is or if he isn't he's so great at what he does he's he's good at being him he is who he is like when you're when you're

when you're with Ryan off air yeah it's not like he's some cursing fuck you you know what I'm saying like everybody maybe maybe he is with his close close circle but with you you buy and I've caught Ryan's some very intimate moments just coming from the gym like And it's like, oh, what's up? You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. He's not too far. I didn't mean that as a criticism.

Yeah, I got you. I meant in terms of like, he strikes me as authentic. And he does some of the most inauthentic things. Like hosting is such a hard thing. It's inauthentic to host. And when he does it, I don't care what the fuck he's hosting. You're like, man, this is professional. Hosting is a job.

It's a job. Yeah, that's the difference. Hosting is a job. When you got that microphone in your hand and you're reading that prompta, that's your job. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Most people aren't good at it. Can we be fair?

Absolutely not. Yeah, you're right. So I need somebody who can do it in a way that's believable. You know? I don't know. And why was nobody talking about this Yang guy? Yang was, first of all, let's be clear. Yeah.

The DNC has already, Yang is done. They don't care. The DNC's making sure Yang is done. You will not see, I doubt you'll see Yang in any more debates. Really? Because the DNC changes the qualifications for every single debate. So it's just like. This thing is so corrupt, bro.

They're so corrupt. They change it for every debate. Every debate you have to have, I think it's a new set of donors and something else. But that's why, that's why Yang wasn't in this debate. That's right. Bloomberg, you can only enter the debate if you accept donations. And Bloomberg isn't in the debate because he's funding himself. My concern is like with Bloomberg, what's your thoughts on Bloomberg? I don't, I don't have a theory on Bloomberg.

To me, Bloomberg is just another billionaire. Like, you know what I'm saying? I don't know if billionaires have the mindset to run America, bro. Like, I just really don't. Like, how can we relate to billionaires? How can billionaires relate to us? You know what I'm saying? Like, I think a billionaire has to really, really, really, really, really come down to the level.

Yeah. To the ground, like, really, really to the ground to understand how bad things could possibly be in America. Like, you've been too high on the hog for too long. I just don't think that a billionaire can relate. Did you think he did a good job with New York when he was mayor? Depends. You know what I'm saying? Because I, stop at first part.

obviously was terrible for people that look like me. Right. But was that Bloomberg? Was that... That was Bloomberg. I thought that was a Giuliani. That was Bloomberg. Bloomberg was topping frisk.

Really? Yeah. Bloomberg was stopping fris. I mean, but, you know, that's like asking, was Giuliani good for New York? Clearly, yeah. Right? Yeah.

As far as like, crime, as far as cleaning up New York City, you know what I mean? But if you're in the mafia, you're like, no, this guy's a piece of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I just don't know if... Like, even with Tom Stey, any of those guys, I just don't know how much billionaires can relate

to what's going on in in motherfucking America, bro. Like, you literally got, I think, what, 40-something percent of people or one paycheck away from being in poverty? Like, yeah. How does a billionaire relate? Yeah, I mean, maybe there's a chance

that, you know, they were at one point that way and they still have empathy. I mean, I think there's something that is admirable about someone who's built up. Like, the job of president, I imagine, would be a lot about hiring talented people to make a country be successful. And you can't be a billionaire.

As someone who's trying to scale up a business myself, I realize you cannot scale up without talent around you. You got to have a team. You have to have a team of exceptional people around you. So these billionaires, they know how important hiring is, and they know how important HR is, and maybe they'll hire the right people for the jobs. You make a good point,

because even when I look at the Democratic candidates now, there's nobody that I'm absolutely in love with. I'm honest with you there's probably nobody I even like I like man Pete you know what I mean But there's no I don't even think

There's nobody I even really like Bernie Bernie I like Bernie You know But I'm really looking at Who is their running mate gonna be You know

Who's the team around them Like that's what I'm looking at For all of them right now That's what's gonna make me Actually be energized To go vote in the primaries And voting the general election Who do these people have around them

Right now Bernie to me Has the best people around him Yeah Because he has Senator Nina Turner You know what I'm saying Because he has You know killer Mike

Like he has those people that I trust. He has other people that you believe want to help. Yeah, Omar. These are people that I know at least

know what's going on. I'm skeptical of AOC. On the ground level. Why you say that? I just don't think she understands math. What do you mean? I just don't. I think she truly doesn't understand

how math works. Break it in. So she didn't want Amazon to come to New York, right? Because why are you giving these people a tax breaks? What are you going to do? Et cetera.

Right? The money is going to get taxed regardless. Right? I think the idea. idea with big business is, and I could be wrong, somebody listening, please correct me if it's right. Let's say a business comes in and it hires 10,000 people. Let's say you charge that business zero dollars in tax, right? So then they can hire 20,000 people, right? They're going to pay all those employees that they're working for the business who are then going to get taxed

and then the state will make the money based on the taxation of the employees, which is now double because the business is not going to get taxed. So the state still gets its money and twice as many people get to work or a third more people get to work because you're not taxing the business at that level. How many people would get provided like, you know, just federal aid if Amazon was actually getting taxed for real, for real? But I think I thought people want at the end of the day. I think people don't want to be given money. I think they want to earn their money. I think they want opportunity.

I think that. I think that. I think at the end of the day, people have a lot of pride. And, like, given that they have the opportunity to, like, work hard and, and earn their money, they want to do it. But given they're in a situation where they work hard and they can't even afford to feed their family, they're like, well, fuck it. I'll just take the free money. But tell me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that tax money go to, like, you know, disabilities and Social Security and shit like that? With the pensions and the money.

It's the tax money. I'm saying it's the tax money, the same tax money you get taxed by I'm saying. Doesn't that tax money go to, like, you pay federal. You pay federal tax, pay state tax. You pay all those things. Yeah, and doesn't that go to like federal-funded government shit? Like, welfare and pension. I think it's everything.

I think it's roads and it's police, it's firemen. I think it goes across all of it, right? All I'm saying is the money is going to get to the government regardless. I think Amazon should be taxed. But I'm only saying that until I build my billion-dollar business. And then you don't want to be-ta... Yeah. Let me throw this idea.

Let me throw this idea out at you. You tell me if this under... But I do want to pay it as little. taxes as possible. So do I. Anybody that tells you otherwise there's a fucking lie. Did you pay this year yet?

I just saw it. I'm paying this year. Yeah, I pay. Let me ask you. I pay. Okay. Tell me if I'm making sense here. When Bezos

divorced his wife, and maybe that's a bad example, but when you see these rich people divorce their wife, right? And the wife gets half, right? Most people, the reaction is, whoa, half is too much.

I mean, Eddie Murphy had that great joke about how is she going to get half of the money? Like, how the hell could you give for half the money, right? Most people will side with the guy. Why does she deserve half the money, right? Or the husband, right? But when a rich person goes,

well, I don't want to give half my money to the government every year in taxes, people go, you greedy motherfucker. How dare you, you greedy piece of shit? We don't even got to say rich. Nobody wants to give half their money to the government. When I used to work at Demo in the mall, I was looking at my check saying,

who the fuck is FICA? Like, why the fuck do I got to get FICA? how my wife. Nobody wants to give half of their money to the government. For whatever reason, we shit all over rich people when they have to give half, but we support husbands when they don't give half to the wife. And my feeling about that is, doesn't the wife deserve it more than the government? The wife gave you children, looked out for your children, breastfed your children, raised your children. Fucked you when you were broke.

When you were broke. Taylor knows that's hard to do. Shit, girl. Hard to fuck a broke, man. Ain't it Taylor? Hit that fucking freeway shit. Why you think of the blood vessels in her eyes popped right after the fucking holiday break. This motherfucker is buy me shit.

I'm still with this man. I love him. That fucking pressure made her fucking blood vessels in her eyes pop. Damn, girl. I had a really good Christmas gift. Really? You did? Was it some context?

No. You get what I'm saying, right? If you weren't broke, it would have been gifts. Gifts. Okay. Continue. No, listen, nobody wants to pay half in taxes. It's just critical

When I see Amazon and they're not paying any taxes You jealous I'm upset but I'm only upset Because I know Don't tax me then Those they're making plenty money They ain't gonna miss this shit You know what I'm saying

The dude working that motherfucking subway Ain't gonna miss it He's gonna miss that half Let him keep his money And tax the big dogs like that That's it That's so yeah I understand that I don't know

But why doesn't the OC understand math though Because that was the math I just explained Like the money's gonna get to the government anyway but here she is, you know, blocking 20,000 potential jobs, who would all pay taxes and that money goes to the government. I would have to see how that weighs out. Like, okay, yes.

I want my Amazon packages today. Yeah, but $20,000 potential jobs, no doubt, but I would like to see, because I read something before where it showed if Amazon was to pay a certain amount of tax, how much money that would put into the economy to people who need it. Right, but when it's put into the economy, right? And I'm not one of these fucking, like, libertarians or even like super-conservists It's like knock on the government.

But we all know that the government doesn't spend money very efficiently. And that's what they need to show us, right? Right? They need to show us where the fuck this tax money is going. So my issue with someone like her is she's like, give the government all the money. The government will spend it. It's like, well, the government sucks at spending money, right? Like the MTA is broke.

It has no competition. The roads in New York are shitty. It has no competition. There's one, there's fucking one train. You have to take it. You have to take it. You're still losing money? How is that possible?

Yeah. You're not efficient with spending money. So it's like, I would rather give that money to the employees. I'd rather you employ more people. Give that money to the employees. Let more people work for your company, right? Let them have jobs where they're earning fucking money. And then they'll pay taxes on the earnings that they make.

And then that money goes to the government. If it's less good, figure that shit out. Yeah. But at least the people can spend their money when they want. Yeah. Wouldn't you rather people working for their money than being given it? What if we could come to an agreement of which we all want? just being tax less.

Because, yo, 5% of Amazon is still a big-ass bankroll. Mad money, bro. You know what I'm saying? 5% of Amazon is still a big-ass motherfucking bankroll. Apple holding all their money overseas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not bringing that money over here. We don't say shit because we want the new phone.

Yeah. Maybe, yeah, maybe it's just a thing of percentages. Like, instead of, like, hitting me for half, hit me for some. You know what I mean? Let me give a little 5%. Maybe that should be the cost of being a billionaire. Okay, go. Right?

Because think about it. Talk about it. This is interesting. Go. The richer all of us get. Right. Lawyer get 10%. Managers get 10%.

Your agent gets a percentage. And you don't really miss it because you got so much coming in. But then you see it. Yeah. And you see how many bites. And you know exactly where it's going. Really? So maybe that's what some of these big companies need.

Like, yo, maybe it should be a tax that goes specifically to certain things. Like, I don't just want to give my money to the government. I want to know. where the government is spending my money. Yeah. If you're showing me these families that are on government assistance and my tax dollars are going to helping them eat, my tax dollars are actually going to put people through school.

I'm cool with that. That's it. But just when you just like, FICA, here, let me get that. Stop with the FICA here. You know what I mean? New York State, let me get that. But the roads are shitty. Come on, garbage all over the motherfucking street.

You know what's going on? Something's going on. Something's got to get it. Cops ain't the richest. Teachers aren't the richest. All the government employees not making any money. but we're giving all money that's what I'm saying

I just want to know where to bread going I think it's a completely reasonable thing and if it is going to oh we got to build submarines and shit well I want to name

the submarine U.S.S. Dictalk will be coming to fuck you I'd love to see dick talk Go T

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great son it's a U.S. Dik talk but the missiles say dick segment so it's like Dick talk Dick segment

What if we did a cartoon with a brilliant idiots in the military? We're in the fucking Navy. And we have our own submarine called USS Dick Talk. The USS Dix. And we let them missiles fly. There is.

Dicks. Little Pump said they smoking dicks. We're hitting countries with dicks. Let's go. Oh, shit. Let's go. You ran, but you can't swim. Huh?

I ran, but you can't swim. Oh. Go on, son. Go on, son. Come on. That's weird. That's in the water. Yeah, but, yeah, I don't give a fuck no more.

I mean, I don't even care. I realized that last night with the Democratic debates. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to look at who the people's running mates are, who their team is, and that's who I'm fucking winning in 2020. I just don't, I just, I think Trump wins this year by a landslide.

I think you're... But don't listen to me. I'm a Dallas Cowboy fan. I've been saying we're going to win Super Bowl for the past 20 years. I think you're right. And I think, Honestly, the way that you beat Trump is you have someone with the same assertiveness, the same confidence, the same political strategies, more or less.

Only one Democrat can beat Trump, bro. Who's that? Bullworth. Bullworth could do it. Bullworth could absolutely fuck Trump. Some of the young people listen right now, you might not know about the Warren Beatty movie. Google Bullworth. Matter of fact, not even the young people.

Some of you presidential candidates on the dim side need to Google Bullworth and y'all need to take shit out of his playbook. son if you had someone that did everything that Trump is doing outside of like the the this the the civil rights rhetoric that we all don't agree with right but if you had them they're you know leading with strengths and assertiveness but instead of divisiveness they led with and this might sound corny but I do believe it they led with love instead of divisiveness they led with love. Same strength. Same assertiveness. Same political strategies. But literally with love. Hey, we're all coming here together. We're all part of this. I think Barack was kind of like that.

Barack was. People think Barack was so left-leaning. Barack was a moderate, like a motherfucker. Barack had a lot of conservative view. Asked the Middle East how left-leaning Barack was. Okay? A lot of dust out there. Yeah. So even that the HBCU bill that Trump just reinstated, it was one year Barack didn't he didn't push it through. Yeah. Right. So I just think that there is room for that type of leader and I don't know if any of these guys will do it. But if you lead with that, if you lead with love, you're going to bring people together.

We just want to be safe and we want to be secure. And I think a lot of people run to the easiest form of safety and security, right? They run to the mob boss who's like, okay, well at least no one will hurt me because this guy's real tough. But when someone comes around who's safe and secure but also want to look out for you? Yeah. It's like, okay. Well, you're fucking with 2020. Bernie, I mean, if Bernie gets there You voted for Bernie in the primary last time. Yeah, I said, he's good. He's truly good.

He's truly fucking good. So I want for someone who's good. I'm going to be honest with you. I like Bernie too, but I can't sit here and act like ageism doesn't play a role. But ain't Trump just as old or something? Yeah, but Bernie, he don't act like it. Bernie looks old. Yeah.

And how do you look all that old living in Vermont? He looks like he. Don't he live in Vermont or something like that? He looks like he was sleeping at the point. He looks like he's sleeping at the place. he's after question. Son. He really does.

Like, you haven't been, oh, you know, you're not married. Well, I'll have to have you. You know, you've ever be talking to your kids and your kids be talking to you? You're like, yeah. Come on. This is how daddy is who to start.

Daddy, huh? Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying, you know what I mean? Like, you're really asleep at the wheel until it's time to not be asleep at the wheel. Yeah. You know, go to your daughter's cheerleading competition. Yeah.

Tell me that you not sleep. Yeah. But boy, when she asked you, did you see her? Yeah! Yeah! You was great. Well, it was your favorite part.

When you want to like that. But it's the truth. You know what I mean? So you're up when you're up. So when it's time to get out the question. You go. You're there. But when you're not, you're not.

Sleep. That's it. Simple as that. Maybe he's relatable. I'm not that old. You just said you can't get it through a little girl cheerleading result. Yeah, but that's cheerleading.

That's only two hours. What do they do with if there's no sports? How do they? What are they so excited? for? Who? During a cheerleading competition?

No, cheerleading is definitely a sport. No, no. Meaning like, I get the cheerleading when there's a sport you're cheering for, but like, what are they

cheering for when there's no sport? It's a competition. Yeah, but like, what are you excited about? What do they yell? Let's go, nobody. No, no, no. They're doing their routines.

It's a routine. It's like a dance routine. Yeah, but the whole point of it, right? I'm making sense here. The whole point of it is to support the sport. So if you remove the sport, why you're so excited?

No, no, no, no. That's this one aspect. of cheering. The other aspect of cheering is competition, so they actually do routines. It's like, it's actually really dope. So it's dancing. You see, bring it on? It's not dancing. It's like flipping and it is like

dancing, flipping, it's like gymnastics, it's a little bit of everything. Like, maybe they get busy. They do stunts where they're stacking on top of each other. Like, it's actually very interesting. I just confused about that. It's just, it seems odd to me. Just get a ladder.

I just don't get a ladder. I just don't get it. I've watched it. I'm not trying to be critical of it. I just don't get it. You saw Bring It On. Say again? You saw it bring it on, right? Is Andrew Shrekkewian? The type of person to watch Bring It On. Yeah, maybe pieces of it. I just, I get that we can be competitive about dumb shit. Don't get me wrong. Right? But like, I don't understand, I don't understand the urge. I feel like it's good

marketing. I feel like we told girls ever since they're young, like the hot girls are the cheerleaders. Like, that's how it was in sitcoms and movies and TV shows. So girls are like, well, if I want to be hot, I should cheer. And then they're doing this thing where they're climbing on top of each other for no reason. Oh, no. You got to, if you actually watch a cheerleading competition, you would have respect for it. It's like... You just told me you fall asleep through the whole day.

I'm a fucking... And you're personally invested. You're dollars in it. It don't get any more than you. She's at the top of a tower. She could fall down. I will say this. It's exciting when my daughter does it.

Everybody else, I don't give a fuck about you. God bless you. I respect it, though. Are you waiting for the falls? Is it like NASCAR where you're like... It's not like a bombing on a comedy show. It's not the same. Because those little girls really be hurting themselves,

so it's painful. You know what I mean? Right. When you watch somebody bomb at a comedy show, it's just like it's just your emotions. Their spirit is bruised. Like, they be like, like, it's more injuries in Chile than it is in football.

Now we're talking. No, it's like, that's like, it's like, it's more injuries in cheerily than it. Like my daughter has already had like a broken foot and a fracture in her knee. Really? Yeah, absolutely. And you let her keep doing this thing?

She loves it. But at least her. With football, you could be a millionaire. Yeah, but is that worth CTE? Yeah. Is that worth being Antonio Brown? Dude, Antonio Brown. 20-something years old?

Everybody laughing at Antonio Brown, bro, Antonio Brown ain't all there. He's not all there. It's clear. He is not all there. And it's like, yo, you don't know if it's CTE. You don't know if he had other mental health issues that he never got a handle on. Like, it's really not funny. Yeah.

You know? I mean, it's funny. What was funny? I'm going to tell it was funny. It's both. It's both. I'm listening to the story this week. I'm listening to, you know, people talk about the story.

Angelo E was doing it on a rumor report. And, like, he threw a bag of dicks that... It's not a rumor. There's a video. Yeah. You do it. You do it. What the way?

He threw a bag of dicks at a woman and, you know, cursing her out. And I'm, everybody's like, yeah, I can't believe he was cursing her. And I'm like, nobody wondered where he just got a bag of dicks? Thank you. This guy ordered multiple dicks on Amazon, thanks, AOC. that he threw at a girl. Like, fuck the curse.

Like, I understand. The cursing and in front of the kids and all that. Yeah, that's bad. But who walks around with a bag of candy dicks? Oh, they were candy dicks. Yes. What you thought they were? I thought they were like, he bought a 12 pack of dildos.

Human organs? Real dicks? Harvesting organs. Jesus. It was candy dix. I actually looked up the website. It's a dickspide mail. Okay.

It's dix spot. No seriously. Dixpotmails.com. Okay. And you can order a bag of candy dicks. I'm getting everybody in this office that's a man who won't me to me a bag of candy dicks. Don't bother.

Already got it. I'm getting envy some. I'm getting Elvis some. I'm just letting y'all know now. Valentine's Day you will be receiving a bag of candy dicks. Can I choose the candy flavor? I think they're like gummy bears. Google it. Google it. Oh, that's weird because you got to like chew and suck on. Google candy dicks. Put bag of candy dicks.

I was like a chocolate dick. Ooh. Yeah. That'd be fun. Like an Easter bunny, but it's a dick. That would be dope. It'll be dope to see you in a chocolate. interracial relationship. Yeah, see, look, and it comes with a little note that says eat a bag of dicks. Look, see, dick mail?

That's great. That's amazing. That's great. Come on, man. They're literally small gummy bears. I imagine them as much larger. I imagine it's full-sized dicks or even larger than full-size. I just don't like that.

The news report did the Antonio Brown what CNN did the Bernie Sanders. To Bernie Sanders. Like, he threw a bag of dicks. Dicks. And then nothing. Nothing. No context. No, no.

Like, did you catch it? Did you catch it with your mouth? How do you catch a bag of dicks? Yeah. Well, that's what I was thinking. Nobody would think candy dicks. You're like, threw a bag of dicks. What did you thought?

You thought it was dildos. I thought she caught one with each hand, one with her mouth. And she was like, you thought you had good hands. I'm the best white receiver in this family. So what? I'm not a titan. That's your fault. Most of y'all didn't even get that.

Most of y'all didn't even get that. He opened up that end. That's what he's saying. That's a joke right there. That's the group chat. You just got group chat live. That's group chat live. G-C-L, group chat live.

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Yeah, I think maybe a khaki. You go with a nice khaki short. Not doing that, no. Were you going to go with a jeans short? You're dress like 50 cents? Nah, I'm going to do like basketball shorts, like basketball shorts. Oh, you're talking about like a relaxed, like at home attire? Yeah, awesome sweatshorts.

Sweat shorts. Yeah, like the sweatpants with their sweatsh. Oh, dude. We've got to get Sir Tobacco in one of those. Huh? What? I did think of something just now. Oh, we know.

I might as well say, who gives a fun. Go. I think it might be a little too big for shorts. His dick would be hanging out the end? Yeah. Yeah. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

Do you think when you first see him, you'd be like, bro, you're taking a shit? It'd be a little weird, bro. Like your dick had just at the bottom of your shorts. It's kind of strange. It would be weird. That would make a lot of people uncomfortable. Yeah. That's all I'm saying.

Do you think it's circumcised or not? I have no idea. Do you think his uncircumcised dick is just hanging out, like a big old blunt he was smuggling? Oh, my God. Question. If you are uncircumcised, right? Right. And you have a big penis. But when it's on soft, it's mostly skin.

Yeah. It looks like a stance sock. Like if you was to whip it out. Yeah. If you was to whip it out, Taylor, would you be impressed? Would you be like, oh, shit? You'd be like, that's all skin. It's all skin. Would you try to cuddle up inside it like a sleeping bag? You know, move to smack mouth out the way and just, you know, warm up a little bit. It's fun to play with, though.

What, four skin? Yeah. Holy shit. This is crazy. This is new. I've never heard it. Really? Tell me more.

We've talked about foreskin a lot over the years. Salute to Zuri Haar when she was dating her boyfriend with four skin. I can't remember his name right now. She can't name the same guy over and over again. The same white guy is just a little bit different over and over again. Hopefully, homie that she's dating out is circumcised. Does she date black guys? That's none of your business, yo.

That's none of your fucking business. Why you ask all these questions? That's why your eyes red because she probably punched you in them. What does it matter if Zuri dates black guys tonight? I'm not to know. Back, now back to you having fun with this force game,

God damn. What do you do with it exactly? Yo, this is going to be crazy. I need like... Use your hoodie. Don't use my fucking water, yo.

Use your hoodie. Oh, I know. Okay, so look. Yeah. Like, it's... Nah, that's circumcised. Your hoodie! Oh, I got a good one.

Give me the top of the mic. Take it off. Okay. Now, it's a uncircumcised dick. Yes. No, no, this is. Uncumcumcised.

circumcise. That's the ridge. Yeah. The top part. I can smell it. I just like, I just like, like, jerk it up and down. Yeah, drinking it up and down and then just like trying to cover the top part. I don't know. It's weird.

That shit would make me feel so insecure. I swear if a girl was playing just in there playing on my foreskin. That shit would drive me crazy. My insecurity would make me go nuts with that. Why? Why is that? I would just feel like she playing with me. Like, why he's playing with me? I was dating a Haitian. He didn't like that.

He didn't? I thought it was funny, though. I would try to cover it, the top part, and then, like, pick a-a-boo. Like, I suppose. Pick a poo! Pick a fool! Peek-a-poo! What the fuck?

Really? Yeah, but I'm never doing that shit again. Why? Because it comes with too much, like, that is disgusting. The smegmo? Yeah. But it's not, he clean himself, but it still was like, it's too many issues that come with it. See what I'm saying?

You know how prejudice this is? Exactly. I had a whole thing. It is, though. No, this is prejudice. You just was giving it so much props. I wasn't, I didn't feel, I didn't go say you're going raw with him. Why not?

Because. You're never really going raw with somebody who has foreskin, by the way. Why, they always got coverage? It's natural con. Interesting point. But you don't, you don't think a four skin dick and like your regular pussy, they're the same. Nobody makes you cut off something off of your pussy. It's not the same.

It literally is how God made dicks and pussies. That's exactly the same No, but the dick is going in the pussy I want to say the pussy's the same as fucking What's it called? What those dicks called? Unc circumcumcised. Andrew, aka dicks.

Andrew does have a point. I mean, it's natural. It comes with foreskin. It is a natural thing. That is like the, that's the organic dick. It is. You know what I'm saying? Once you get a circumcise,

it's like, yo, it's a little GMO-ish. It's a little bit. You shop at Whole Foods or Gristidis? I never heard of Gristigi. And guys that have foreskin say that the sex feels better. I've heard that. Because our dicks are desensitized.

Not mine. Imagine how sensitive it would be if you had the foreskin. Because the foreskin covers your dickhead, which is a sensitive part your whole life. Your dickhead is just exposed to the environment. Yeah, that's why dogs nut so fast, though. Because they got that pink shit come out. They got that goddamn foreskin.

Dogs are uncircumcised. So dogs can just hump the air and the air turns them on so much. They start nutting all over the place. I wonder if that happens to motherfuckers that are uncircumcised. They come faster. They come faster 100%. Why you think girls like us? Because we give them that wrong dick.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's not fun to suck, though. Taylor, can you calm down? Wow. Taylor, this is a PG-13 podcast. What are you talking about? What's up with you, man?

You guys are talking about it and thinking that way. Is that horrible decisions? No, what's going on? You said they're fun to suck? No, they're not. Oh. They're not fun and stuff. Why?

What does it feel like? It's just too much skin. Oh, is that why your eyes turn red? Yo. But hold up, though. Oh, my gosh. Your eyes did look like a pink dick the last week. So listen, when it gets hard, though, doesn't the skin go back?

A little bit. But, like, as soon as he gets them soft, that shit comes right back. Like, it's no. Circumstantiaz your kids, y'all. That's too much. the moral of the motherfucker story. Circumcise your kids.

Look, man, I met Will Smith this week. Oh, I wanted to ask you about that. Well, can I first ask you about Martin? I'm actually more curious about Martin.

Talk to me. Did you... I met Martin before it. I met Martin a couple years ago at the Rinkling Time premiere. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what was your take on Martin?

How did you... He's more isolated to me. You don't get as much Martin as you do Will in terms of, like, true personality and who they are as a human being. Well, let's talk about that, right?

Martin, Martin is clearly more of a introvert. Yeah. Right? But clearly that's who Martin has always been. Yeah. We don't know Martin. Yeah. We know Martin from television.

Yeah. We know Martin from movies. We know Martin when he's on, like Arsenia Hall show, things like that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we don't know him in real life. He probably, he said it. He's like, I'm shy.

Like, he was like, I don't like the, he's like, I didn't even do press for bad boy, too. Yeah He said I didn't even do I didn't even think about that Blockbuster movie He said I did not even do press For Bad Boy 2 And why why why he's

He said because they wouldn't get him A Private Jet and shit like that But I mean I think a guy like Martin Man I don't think Martin He loves the limelight As much as people think he does You know what I mean And plus he's getting older now

And he was like Yo man people running up on you in the street What's how? Isn't that like He's not into that You know But then you look at Will You said that Will's

personality is big all the time. Or available. Available. But Will will tell you he's been playing a role his old life. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Will will tell you that Will Smith was a character. Right.

That he created, that protected him. I remember listening to him on Rap Raidaw podcast, and he talked about he didn't even curse. He didn't even want to curse publicly because he wanted people to feed into the Will Smith, Mr. Nice Guy character. He said when he turned 50, this last year his life has been the, best year in his life because he's finally being will truly being himself

so it's just like when you look at Will and you're like wouldn't the Will become the Dalai Lama but anybody that actually knows Will when you talk to these guys like Charlie Macdon and he's always been the smartest guy in the room right he reads everything he studies everything you know what I'm saying so it's just like would you have thought that

20 years ago no 30 years ago I mean I always assume intellect with successful people but the fact that he's like so grounded. That is a thing. Yeah, Zen like voice almost. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And didn't he get into MIT or something like that? Wasn't there? Like, we always knew Will was a... I heard that. I heard that after the fact. I actually heard that for the first time this week. I never thought about it. And then he chose not to go to...

Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, I don't... You asked him a great question. I thought it was classic Charlemagne. When you asked him about the Tupac thing, I thought it was brilliant. I didn't... To be honest, what you...

I'm like, who wasn't... I always... thought that. Yeah, but I think that's one of the reasons why we gravitate to you is because you will ask the questions that we think, but most people are afraid to ask in the moment. Like, you get an opportunity to hang out with Will Smith, and most people are going to be like, oh, my God, and I love this movie and how is this? And you jumped off this canyon and all these questions that are fine because you want someone that you admire to like you. And I think that people are often blinded by that, right? Like, they want to be liked so much that they won't ask the questions they're curious about.

I'm a fan. I'm a fan first and foremost. Yeah. I'm a fan of the culture. You know, I'm a fan of Will Smith. I'm not afraid to admit that. So those are just life things, right? Because I got I got homies, you know what I'm saying?

Like, I got homies who have been in high profile relationships with people and, you know, an ex-boyfriend dies. And then that woman is crying and, you know, talking about how much she looks. loves her and I was her soulmate and I've seen how that affected my homie, right? Yeah. So in a situation like that, it makes you think about the Will and Jada and Tupac dynamic. Like, yes, Jada had a lot of love for Pock and she cries over Pock and, you know, she talks about Puck with such reverence. I'm like, how did that make you feel?

You had to be jealous of that in some way, right? Like, I mean, and I'm only leaning into what I would assume is some of my insecurities as well. You know what I may? As a man, I know how that would make me feel. You're lying if you don't think that would make you feel away. You're not even, you're not remotely telling the truth. You see the woman that you love gush over another human. You'd be like, don't do it.

I don't even like when my girl laughs at other people's jokes. What's so funny about that? You got macamedians, though. I'm sure you got macameteering friends. Yeah, but why? That's not, I'm funny. Well, I think that's comic ego. Of course.

Yeah, yeah, because that thing I value. It's like, imagine your girl was like, man, I was listening to Joe Button pull up and that shit. You'd be like, for why? Well, yeah. Yeah. For why? Why? Why were you doing that?

What was the point? What was the point? Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm with you. I'm with you 100%. The illus part of that was when Will, before I asked him that question, Will was like, no, I watch you.

I know, I know. I saw that part too. I know your little ignorant patterns. And he was right. Yeah. I was about to ask him a question, but I didn't think that was like a whammy. I think that this is like the evolution of you. because I think the earlier version of you would do this, would ask this question.

You know, did J.D. Never fuck, Pop? That's the early Charlemagne. I bet you early Charlamagne does that. And now you asked the same question, but what you really are worried about. You're not concerned if Jade ever fucked him because that's how we, like, manifested on, like, a lower level. You asked, did she love him and how'd that make you feel? now you're tapping this some deeper emotional shit

oh not even not even if she loved him because we know she loved him how did love it and make you feel it was a fucking way more layer and deeper question because it goes outside of the sexual component

because the answer the first question when Will goes nah then you're like okay now I can't follow up but this one is well he's gone but does it still

yeah yeah yeah do you feel sick well I you know listen I had to follow up the follow up was you know how did you get over it but

but what It's not just me driving the car. What do you mean? Oh, they didn't want to go. Yeah, that's Envy. One of them asked another question and went somewhere else with the interview. But it's cool. I just, you know, Will is one of those people that I would love to sit down and have a...

That one-on-one would be great. Yeah, just about life. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Like, just about, you know, because I hear him talk about healing childhood traumas. And, you know, it was another part of the interview where he even talked about at one point he was jealous of Dwayne Johnson. Why? Because he said, you know, because I was getting all the movies that Will, you.

used to do? Well, I asked him about the fact that a lot of his movies been flopping. How'd you, how do you phrase that? I don't remember exactly how I phrased it. I just said, you know, do either one of y'all, do both of y'all, do y'all do y'all feel like y'all have something to prove, you know? And I was like, you know, Martin Nesson, I was like, you know, especially what you

will, because, you know, they've been saying how you used to be, you used to be guaranteed box office, yeah. But now you've, you know, they say you've had a lot of flops, you know, so how did that make you feel? And then he talked about that, but then he even talked about, you know, feeling like he had to compete with Dwayne Johnson. Like he's like, oh, what the fuck? That guy's, you know, getting all the looks now.

So it's just like, it's just good to know that even at that level. There's still. People, you still have insecurities. Yeah. You still have a slight envy. Yeah. You still are competitive. You know what I'm saying?

Like, but what he said is real. He's just comfortable being him now. Why do you think that, that him and Martin had such good chemistry? The ears. The ears. The ears. I thought about that after the fact, and it really bothered me

that I never put two and two together. I didn't put two and two together. They both had, think about it back then. Two black men with their own sitcoms, network television, in big ears. The ears, bro, I'm telling you,

y'all think it's a joke. The ears bought them together, bro. They both had their own sitcoms, and it was like bringing the Avengers together in that way. And Martin had bad boys first. Martin picked Will. By the way, the new bad boys is good. I didn't see it.

Good. I had a screening for it last Friday, man. I really, really enjoyed it for reasons that I will talk about next week because I don't want to, you know, ruin anything for anybody. But I really, really enjoyed it, yeah. Yeah. It was a really good movie. Yeah.

And they probably could get another one off. Really? Taylor, what are you talking about? Think about how it ended. No. They had a Marvel-like ending. Yes. Taylor, did you not like it?

I thought it was. What I expected. I didn't think it was, like, amazing. I didn't say amazing. I'd say good. It was good. It was okay. Was it cool?

I just thought it was kind of fired, to be honest with you. I didn't. I ain't go lie to it. It kind of slap with me. I like, I really enjoy it. You have to hear his reasoning, though. So, why, why? The nostalgia or the old man shit?

What was it? Boom. Yes. That's it. They just leaned into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They leaned into it. Yeah, yeah.

They didn't run from it. They didn't do the time cruise bullshit. Yeah. Where I got you all on the fucking performance enhancers and the, the H-G-H or whatever that shit is. He's got a girlfriend that's 20 and he's 90. I hate Tom Cruise for that.

They lean that. So I really do. I hate Tom Cruise for that. Like Tom Cruise got to knock it to fuck off. Like, yo, Tom Cruise still moves like a fucking 80s Hollywood star. A 80s pop star. You don't control the narrative no more, Tom.

We know your fucking old is dirt. Like, stop it. Your face isn't fucking moving because you're getting all the work done in the world. Like, knock it off. We know you're old. One day Tom is going to die of like a heart attack or some wild shit. Everybody's going to be like, huh?

Huh? He's 95. Fucking years old. I hate that shit. Martin and Will. See how angry black people get when a white man age as well? Yeah, what if that's what the movies have always been about? White man aging well.

Mission Impossible. No, that was a good one, guy. Come on. This is a thinking man's podcast. A Thinking Woman podcast. You're going to think about that and realize how good that was. That slapped just now. It was good.

All right. It was good. That flap. But they leaned into the old shit, bro. And I'm talking about in a real way. In a way to where there would be dialogue you would hear one of them do. And it would be so, you'd be sitting and thinking, man, that was corny. But then they would say it right there in that moment.

They'd say that that was a corny line. They call out their own corny. Like, what the fuck are you? You're not 20? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was good, man. I thoroughly enjoyed it for that reason. I mean, it was a good movie overall.

Like, the premise was good. The storyline was good. Yeah. Had a nice twist to it that I didn't see coming, which actually set up sequels. But the fact that they really leaned into the old shit, it was brilliant, man. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Okay. Thoroughly enjoyed it. I want to see it. I want to see that. And then there's this movie called 1917. Have you heard of this? No. Something like World War I movie?

Yeah? Good? Everybody's saying it's like cinematic, like they made it look like the whole movie's one shot, apparently. I've seen that before, Blair Witch Project. Why would I be, why would that impress me? Yo, what an amazing hustle that was. Blair Witch Project leaned, they're like,

yo, it's kind of a real movie. That's why the footage is shitty. And then we're like, all right, we'll just accept it. The footage is shitty. And then they just made a whole movie with shitty footage. Fuck, kind of real. I thought that shit was real. because they set it up with a documentary.

I think it was on A&E on one of these fucking channels and it was a documentary about this shit called The Blair Witch and I watched that shit one night and scared myself half the death and then about a month or two later they was like, oh, they have a movie, they recovered all the fucking footage. And we went to see that shit and was terrified then you started seeing these motherfuckers popping up on late night shows. Which, by the way, should have been in their contract

that they shouldn't have done. They ruined the shit. They should not have done it. They should have been in the future 20, 30 years from now, we should have been just realizing the Blair, which was fake. Yeah. Like they fucked the whole premise stuff. But that movie was one shot.

It was. Yeah, that shit was just like a handheld camera. Yeah. That shit was like the first World Star video before World Star. No, it was. It was like a handheld camera. It was like wasn't really no angles and shit other than them looking at the camera. You see the dude in the corner.

It's popping. So look to my man Chris Miles. Look at that meme he just made. Let me see. What's this? The face you make, the face you make. when you're tired of all the jokes. So you start plotting where you're revenge.

Whoa. That's foul, yo. You do look like that. Yo. Look at this face, man. You look at a shot of a man, man. You might be, bro. You're giving them that uncircumcised dick.

Tell the evil, bro. Telling the reason most guys from Philly don't marry women from Philly. A guy from Philly a long time. Neither have Philly guys. But, like, I mostly did Jersey guys. Why? Why? because they came over to Philly to party and stuff like that.

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when I got a shit. So that's why I always, like, if I got a shit before I leave somewhere, I'm going to make sure I shit. Whether it's here at work, whether it's, you know, at the house, I don't chance it, you know what I'm saying? Because you never know.

You might get pulled over. You might have a ticket you ain't paid for. Right. Might have a little warrant. Now you're sitting in that goddamn hole until having the shit. So I always make sure I got a shit. Number two is I've gotten older

and my hairline started to recede. I never wanted to be the person that got caught out there with a mugshot and I don't have a haircut. Yeah. And that goddamn robocop without his mask look is going on. But what I don't understand is his hair.

I mean, it looks like it was lined up with Tetris. Why does it go in a block and then come back down? First of all. The whole hair is fake. The whole top? Before you get your jokes off. Yeah.

There's no trick that he has lupus. Lupus. Yes. And lupus is responsible. That usually affects your elbow. Huh? You see lupus in your elbow. Your elbow gets all fat.

My friend's mom had lupus. I think it affects just more than that. I don't think it does that to your hairline. He said it did. I mean, of course he did. Well, so it's like when you're in. in school and you know how you be teasing, teasing, teasing somebody, you know, your mama, your mama.

My mom's dead. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all I'm saying. Everybody jumped on him and he got on Facebook and said,

y'all want to make jokes, but I got lupus. He said, every day I got to wake up and worry about whether I'm going to still be briefing. Now you feel bad, don't you? No. No. You should. Why?

Because. Because he is lupus? I didn't give it to him. Shut up, man. Why do I feel bad about that? I didn't do it. That's because that's the reason it looks like that. I don't believe that that's why his hair looks like that.

Really? Yeah. You think it's a bad barber? There's no way that that person's a barber that did that. Somebody Google Lupus. Someone Google. The effects Lupus has on hair. Yeah, do that.

Alex, how do you know? Alex used to be a nurse. He used to be a nurse. He was a nursing school. Puerto Rican. Puerto Rican. But what is the lupus effect? Does it make it look like your hair was cut with leg?

Damn, so maybe Trich, a rash. It can be a rash. No, it can't. What are you making up? So maybe... So maybe Trick don't realize why he was climbing him. I think that they're making fun of... He thinks they're making fun of his face being a little swollen, which is definitely

lupus. I don't think he realized they're making fun of the hairline. It's just a little chip that's taken out at the top. That would make perfect sense. I mean, when you saw the hairline, what is... you think? I said police are so fucking cruel. You think they buzzed it

and then made him go? No, I just let him wear his fucking hat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They did this shit the plies one time at the airport, man. And plies looked at the police off, please, Mr. Officer, don't let me take my hat off. He said that to the police

said, please, Mr. Officer, don't let me take my hat off. Please, do they take his hat off? Took his fucking hat right off, embarrassed the shit out of it. That's wild. Police are heartless, bro. Cruel as fuck. That's why if I'm ever in that situation,

I'm going to say, yo, take my fucking hat off now. You want to own it. Take my fucking hat off. Own it. And you're going to be like, no, you keep your fucking hat on. Ooh. That's really smart. Reverse psychology.

I'm going to say, take my fucking hat off. It's too tight. Why don't you do that next time you get pulled over? What do you mean? Give me a ticket for speeding. No, hell no. Why don't you try to watch? This is a good idea.

Then I go from... Shoot me for no reason. Exactly. Nope. I'm what I'm saying. That's exactly what happened. Now I'm the irate, angry black person. His motherfucker got his gun.

Like, fuck, he's just got yellow. Your Honor, he asked me to do it. He'd be the first cop to say that. Whoa. That'd be stupid. No, I'm not doing that. What else? Oh, Lori Harvey.

I don't know anything about Lori Harvey. I just hearing all these rap songs, apparently she's, uh, uh, Steve Harvey's daughter. Stepdaughter. That's his daughter, that's his stepdaughter.

That's his stepdaughter. That is not his real daughter. That's my, that's, first of all, that is not a compliment. Second wife's daughter. I'm telling you. I feel like they had a love child.

Oh, my God. She's 23 years old, Taylor. What's that mean? They've only been married for like five, six years. Doesn't mean they haven't known each other. Oh, God, Taylor, please. This is what's wrong with the internet. You sound like Alex Jones.

They look, no. They just look to me alike. Taylor? Lori Harvey and Steve Harvey look alike to you? Yes. Have you seen Lori's mother? Yeah, they have a nice... I don't care what it's...

Taylor, I don't want you to ever say that the woman that got all these men going crazy looks like Steve Harvey. Please. Also, I don't want you ever say that white people think all black people look like because you happen to think that this very attractive young lady

looks like Steve Harvey. Looks like Steve fucking Harvey. Like she has... She has what? What? Tell me. They have eyes. I need to know the features that you think Steve Harvey

and Lori Harvey have together. Come the fuck on. Come on. Come on. Taylor, I need you to look at this shit and say, what the fuck is wrong with you? I mean. Their eyes in a way.

I don't know. Their lips and their lips. Stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop, stop. You stay right here. I want you to look at that picture and then I want you to tell me the things that they're similar.

What is it? Their lips. They both have full lips. I don't know. They look similar to me. No. I mean, I'm not saying just exactly like Steve Harvey, but she looks nothing like Steve Harvey. Her mom and Steve Harvey.

So she's 23 years old, right? 23. Sorry, 23. She just turned 23 years old. They've been married for how long? Like five years, if that. How long have... What does he be cheating?

Hold on. How long has he been with her mom? Hold on. How long have Steve? Let me look it up. Hold on. It hasn't been long at all. Hold on.

So she just took his last name when she spent the majority of her life. Exactly. That's disrespectful to her dad. Say what? Exactly. We got to hit both sides. All right. What's the other side?

We don't know her dad. We don't know who her dad is. I look at it up to dad's like a drug in a drug business or something like that. Like pharmaceuticals? Where are you getting all of this shit from? I looked up earlier. Pharmaceuticals or actual drugs? Yeah.

Like. What? Ten years. You've been married with her for 10 years. Oh, okay. So maybe that's not that bad. You're there. in her formative years.

Yeah, 13. She probably met her even before that. So you've known it for a while. Take on the dad's name. Maybe the dad wasn't that good. That's not, that's not. Like, Quincy's last name is Combs? Or is it?

No, it's not. It's not? Who's Quincy? Does he step? You show Quincy's last name, not Combs? I don't think so. Or is it? What is it?

Either way, I know Lori Harvey don't look like Steve Harvey. This is a beautiful woman. I don't know anything about Lori Harvey. I just know that she makes these guys go crazy. Rappers rap about her. Like, I don't know anything about Laura. Future got it now, right? She's dating future now.

Oh, she got future now. He's a coxman that future, huh? What do you mean, Coxman? I mean, he takes him down. Take some downtown. Oh, yeah. Talk to me. What did they say in the white world about future?

That's his rough. That's the rub you got? They say that he takes them all down, child man. Yeah, future. Future. Future. Who's the list? Who's on the list?

Who's on the list? Lori Harvey. Okay. Sierra. Sierra. Sierra is a car that hasn't come out yet. Ciara. Sierra is the new Toyota.

Beaut in the fall of 2020. Toyota, Sierra. Toyota, Sierra. Yeah. Bow-Waz baby mama. I'm not impressed by the list so far. I don't have any more. I mean, you're talking to me.

You're talking about you. I mean, that's a coxman. Is that not a coxman? I've heard, I mean, listen. Who's the greatest coxman in the black community? We know who it is in the white community. Who is it? Come on, Leo, man.

Slang in the black. that dangalang-alang-a-lan. Shit, Leo might be in the black community, too. As many black women as he'd be fucking fucking fucking fucking dangling. Let me think. Who he fucks his black? Name one.

Leo de Cabrio? Yeah. Name one. No, I'm not naming one. Ree-Reary. Yeah. Um. He'd be slinging that fucking dangalang.

Who's the greatest constant in the black? Leo be slanging that fucking dangalang ever since Titanic. Yo, Jeter, but Jeter's white. Jeter's in the white here. Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon is one of them. Nick Cannon is your best dick. Common, bro.

Hold on. Trace on. We need to back to some. Nick Cannon, your best dick. That's the dick you put up there with Leo. Nick put up, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick said, Nick was naming some names on Big Boy. What he said? He got some joints.

Who you got, he got some joints. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He got some joints. He got some jovial. I don't like this conversation because it's so juvenile, and I don't know why any man would be talking about the women they slept with. Why not? Publicly, that's why? But if it's already been mentioned publicly.

You don't got to confirm. Say it? You don't got to confirm? I mean, yeah, you do. I mean, maybe you don't. I don't care. I want to know who your best dick is. If you have to send a guy out there in the world to save the world to take down the hottest girl, who's it going to be?

I don't know because it changes, right? Save the world. One dick. One black dick to save the world. It changes based off generation. This generation. You hear about Drake. Drake be out here getting it in.

That's your black dick. You're sending out the Jewish one. That's my first. That's probably my first line. First line of defense. You're sending out the Jewish stick. And then right now in 2020, January, whatever, 2020. 2020.

I think Drake. But if I had to like... So your best black dick is half white and Jewish. Young men for council, young men for war. So I would use Drake for war and I would have Drake counsel common. Trace Jones. I don't know about Tray. I don't know about any of these people.

I'm just talking about the stories that I hear and the things that are out there publicly, the people that we've seen them with. It has to be taken down. I'm going, Drake for War. Has to be. And Common for a Council. Save the world. Save the black population.

Drink for war. Yes. Common for Council. Common for Council. Drake for War. So you're sending out your waffle colored once. When the going gets tough, you get waffle. I'm just saying, based off what I've seen.

I'm just saying, based off what I've seen. And the soundtrack. And the beauty of these guys, it seems like they like all. varieties of black women. They like all shades of black women. You know what I'm saying? So it can go from Rihanna to Serena. You know what I mean?

Okay. So I respect the fact that they like all shades of sisters. Okay. You know what I mean? So I would go Drake for war. Okay. Common for the council. And you think that you save the world, you get the job done? I think so. I think so. And Drake's not picky.

Drake will take them all down. Take them. It doesn't matter. from porn star the pop star Drake could take them all down That's a good point Because you don't know Who you have to fuck

To save the world I read a story about a fucking turtle They took this turtle It was only like Let me read this exact stat That was a good stat Drake is fucking turtles So Drake didn't fucking turtle

But it's a star I'm gonna tell you There's this turtle That literally revived his entire species Yes 100 year old turtle named Oscar or something like that When he started

There were just two males and 12 females of his species alive on an island. Now the population is over it's over 2000. And now to his mission accomplished, they're putting Diego back into the wild. He would have a Mexican name. It would be a Diego. Diego, go repopulate the road. Okay.

All right, now send him back over the wall. My job here he's done. But, yes, Diego did his motherfucking job. and I think Drake could get the job done too. You're talking about end of the world. We're doing a hypothetical, brilliant idiot scenario. End of the world. He has to fuck.

One girl, though. One girl, it's the hardest girl to have sex with you have to charm her panties off. Well, no, that's not that that wouldn't work then. Because how evil would this woman be if the world is ending? There's nothing left. And it's just them two left to populate the world. No, not populate. Not populate.

If you don't have sex with her. Okay. A plague comes across the whole world and everybody's dead. And you have to charm her. straight. Who are you sending? Nah, I need her to sit down with my therapist for a few weeks. I need to know what her mind state is because she may want to die. You know what I'm saying? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Charlotte, you saying you could take this down? No, I'm saying I would want her to do. If we send you out there. No, black men don't you? What? Black men don't you? I wouldn't do it. Okay, how about this? You don't have to fuck her. You just have to get her to the point where she wants to fuck.

Could you save the world? What do you mean? Like, fuck me? Yeah. I don't have to. no game no more. I would be the worst person to send out there. What would it sound like when you were trying to save the world? I don't know. I can't even hypothetically have that conversation because I'm so far removed from that

behavior and that lifestyle that I wouldn't even have that. I don't even know where to begin. You wouldn't know what I'm glad you know. I really don't know. Listen, by the way, I was naive before meaning like things would go over my head. Like a woman would literally have to be like, hey, I want to have sex. Do you come have sex with me right now? Like, I would be like, oh. That's why I'm over here?

Oh. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't, I don't have game. I don't know what to do. I would not know where to begin. So we would die. Yes.

By the way, why would you have to convince the woman to have sex with you if the world is about the end? If she really cares about humanity. We're just being hypothetical. We're just being hypothetical. Okay. We're just having fun as guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know. As Patrice would say, that's what men do for fun. We get hypothetical about dumb shit. This is some dumb shit. But yeah, like I said, Drake, my first line of defense. I'll be honest. I don't know. I don't know if Leo is the guy

send out. I think Leo is only fucking the girls that he has like a huge advantage of because they're like starstruck. Straight charm. Charm? Charisma? Straight charm?

Might be Carl Lentz. Pastor Carl Lentz? I think Pastor Carl Lentz might got it, just go in there. You want to go to the next game? You know? I'm going to say. I'm going to say that prayer shit worked, though.

Prayer work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pastor Carl, bro. You take a girl to church and, you know, you pray over her and all of this and that. That might. Autumn songs. Al got one. Al go.

Ooh. Obama. Obama. Charismatic. Every girl only wanted Obama because he was married, though. I think Obama's one of those guys that once a girl gets to it and realizes that he's willing to cheat. She's like, I knew you weren't as perfect as people thought you were.

And look at your jeans. They're all bad. Yeah, I don't think that they would actually go all. away with Barack. I think it was the mystique of, you know, he's married, he don't got no scandal, he don't got no dirt. Like, I think that a woman would only do that to say

he's... To ruin the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You fucking bite the apple, bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't think they... That is some biblical ass shit, right? Just don't fucking touch the apple, bitch. Taylor, who's the man that women can't cannot stop, what is it

called? Can't resist. They just need it so bad. soaking up. I would say what you said, probably Drake. Not necessarily for me. For you? Who is it? It's just some like turnpike employee in the New Jersey? No, not me. We might have to edit that thing, and everybody would be like, I knew

Sean I was going to say surge. No, keep out of. That's what he was fucking. It wouldn't be search? Who is it? Oh, son, you're doubling down now? I thought y'all love him. He hasn't big dig, but that's

my right number one. He's a big dick. You know that pillow at the hotel beds This like long and cylindrical? You know the one I'm talking about That you're supposed to put between your legs when you sleep? That's what's for? What is that for?

I thought it was just for decoration. I don't know. You just gave us to Andrew Shultry. That's what Andrew uses it for. Who's the guy, Taylor? For me? I like the O-Heads though. Like give me like Omar Epps and stuff.

I want that. Marr's chestnut. Yeah, he's cool. I'm not going to say where Shetzer's. because I know you're going to say Who? Who? Who?

What? That's not my fault. I get mistaken for Morris Chestnut, Taylor? Why are you mad at me? Because people mistake me for Morris Chestnut.

What did I do? Other than it look like Maris Chestnut. By the way, Maris says he gets mistaken for me too. What do they call you, though? Mars Walnut.

I'm just being honest. I'm going to show you a picture right now. It's a photo shoot I just did. Morris Walnut is mad funny, bro. Because a walnut isn't way shittier, let's be honest. Nobody's seen these pictures yet. Come on now.

Okay, that's why. Looking clean. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Looking clean. Okay. That's Morris Chestnut, for sure. Okay, now go on.

You're so happy. The next one, go on. No, that's me. Hey, you, bro. Come on, John. Come on, man. Hold on, hold on, you're tripping. Oh, that's another guy, too.

He's a little bit of a player, though. Morris Chestnut. Bro, fuck out here. You think Charlie Miller's like Marish Chestnut? I can see a little bit of example, like the eyebrows. There, you look handsome there. You look handsome. You do.

That's what everybody, everybody that's old enough to order off the goddamn IHop senior menu, loves to call me handsome. When their vision goes a little? My friend has a huge crush on Charlottelma. Talk to me. Come on. But is it physical? wrong with a little positive affirmation?

Or is it combined with charisma and intelligence? All that. She loves him. Tell me more. I don't. Don't ever think that I don't need it. No, this is good deal. No, you met her actually.

Let's talk about. What's his name? Yeah. I didn't have a guy for you too. Really? He's a nice dark chocolate too. How much cacao? What is cacao?

90%. saying cacao? He's hefty though. He's a little hefty. You like him thick, bro? Who? Huh? Who?

You like that pecan? What are you talking? Speaking of cons, Acon. Yo! That's kind of crazy, bro. So he has his own city. I don't know what the fuck that even means.

Yeah. But I heard that shit and that shit made me feel like I wasn't doing enough of my life. Yeah. We always had these conversations about community building. Acon's figured it out. He's building his own city in Senegal, bro. like if that's the goal, I'm with that. Yeah.

How does that work, though? I don't know. So did he just go there and he purchased land that nobody was living on? I don't know, man. What are the people that already live in that city feel? How do they feel about their city being renamed? I think he's building it from the ground up because he's got his own currency and everything. They say they're using it.

A-con currency. It's cryptocurrency, yeah. Yeah. A-coigne. A-coin. I'm in. I made that up just now. But it is the credit.

They do have the cryptocurrency, though. It is cryptocurrency. It's not called. I don't know what's called A-Coyne, though. I mean, it's, God bless him, man. He said he was going to do it. And I thought he was getting a big investment from China. I heard that too.

Like he's doing it himself. And I saw people giving him flag for that. Who gives a fuck? Where you get the money from? That's American, like, uh, imperialistic, uh, narrative. Like, we can't let anybody else control the world. We got to control the world. We owe China now.

I mean, it's bullshit. Oh, we owe them a lot of money. Like, it's either, oh, a tomato tomato. Like, you're going to get the bread from somewhere to start something. Like, fuck it. Like, what's the problem? Yeah. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know.

I got to be eating. Do you know what? I don't give a fuck about the, you know, I can not tell how much I don't care about the Oscars. We should have a nice little conversation about the Oscars and why every, every year, every year, the conversation is we just got to care about our own. We got to stop caring about it. We got to support our own. And then a bunch of fucking old white people decide which movies are good and people are like, how. Exactly.

Exactly. Why is the Oscars so racist? By the way, who cares? The movies that the Oscars pick, I don't even be liking none of these shit. I don't, like, I hated that shit with a guy had the dirty bathtub. What's that one? The shit with the dirty bathtub and the motherfucker was talking to him in the dirty bathtub. Precious?

No, man. What's the shit, man? I don't know. You know the shit I'm talking about, man. Is a dirty bathtub? Remember the motherfucker had a dirty bathtub and the shit came alive in the dirty bathtub? Because based off a short film. You all know what the fear.

it's going to come to y'all. Actually, I think they won the Oscar, if I'm not mistaken. It didn't happen yet. Something of water, the shape of water. There was a mutant in there. How you described that movie by the bathtub? It wasn't in a fuck, you don't have to tell me that thing wasn't in a bathtub. It was in an aquarium.

It was in an aquarium? Yes. Oh, I thought it was a dirty bathtub. I didn't watch the shit. Oh, my gosh. Because that's what we do. It's the fucking brand idiot. I was going to ask, how can I not like something I didn't watch? We just discussed the debate.

Neither of us saw it for the first 30 minutes of the podcast. The brilliant idiot podcast, God damn. Okay, so, Oscars, one thing that really bothered me is everybody was getting so upset that Dolomite didn't get nominated. Dolomite should have been nominated, you know. Based on how great it was, Dolomite should have been nominated. But if you saw Dolomite, you must have missed the whole point of Dolomite, which was make content for your people. And who gives a fuck what anybody else has to say about it. That's a fact.

Dolomite would not care if. Dolomite was not nominated for an Oscar. That is a fact. So it's like, stop with this petty bullshit. Stop, what is it? What does somebody say? Kaz said it on a podcast about like, people take on the values of their oppressors

when they don't have values themselves. Ooh. It's like when you lose your values and what you value, you take on the value of your impressors. Like, stop putting their values ahead of yours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have your own values. Care what you care about.

We can't keep saying that we don't give a fuck what these people think. And they complain about it. Yeah, but every time something happens, we give a fuck. Like, who cares? I do think Aquafina should have been nominated. I thought that was weird.

She won the Golden Globe. I thought that when you win the Golden Globe, you automatically get an Oscar nom. I think sometimes they have egos, so they're like, oh, we're not going to let them win the Golden Globe and Oscar. Yeah. Well, at least give her a nom. Give her a nom.

Yeah, if you're good enough to win the Golden Globe, she should at least got a nomination for the farewell. I actually do think Lupida Niyangor should have got a nomination, too. I thought she killed it in us, bro. Yeah, she was good. Us was great. I love her. I thought she did a hell of a job in us.

But, I mean, other than that, I didn't see any of those other movies. So I can't tell you if them shit deserved to be Oscar nominated or not. You know what I mean? I just know that when you have usually a bunch of old white men choosing what's cool, they're going to choose what they can relate to. Like, you saw Stephen King put out there. Stephen King was like, he doesn't think about diversity when it comes to art. He just thinks about the art, which is a stupid statement from him because he made Carrie.

Carrie was about a... I remember him writing in his book one time. Stephen King wrote about how Carrie was an analogy for feminism. How he wrote that book to show something about how women channeled their powers and how men are scared of women with powers. So clearly you wrote that movie... So that's what that movie was about? He wrote...

That's what he wrote in one of his books. I thought that shit was about having a period. Oh, I don't fucking know. I don't know. But Stephen King said that himself. So if you say that about one of your films, clearly you wrote that art with diversity in mind. So for you to make a statement that you don't think about diversity when it comes to your art,

that's just fucking stupid, Stephen. But he's 72 years old. I mean, has he made a lot of movies that are diverse, though, outside of, like, the female show? I mean, listen, I don't, he's a fucking science fiction horror guy. So it's going to be a lot of white shit. Who gives a fuck about diversity when you're writing about clowns that kill kids? Like, who cares? It's a horror movie.

He's writing what he knows. Like, why would he write some black, or Puerto Rican or Muslim storyline. He doesn't know about that. He probably lives in Vermont. Bro, imagine if it wasn't a white man. What the fuck is it, by the way?

A clown. What's his race? We don't know? White. He's a white guy, right? Yeah, yeah. So imagine if it was a Latino. A Latino clown.

Or a black person. A piousal. It'd be outraged probably. Why? Go on. Because he's a murderous clown. Because he's wearing white face? Shut up, man.

I'm just saying, because he's a murderous clown. They probably would find him. the reason to be upset. Like, why he got to be black, why he got to be Latina. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, that's just the era we live in. So I don't, I really don't give it. I can't, I cannot explain you how much I don't give a fuck about the Oscars. I don't care. Who's hosting? I don't even know who's hosting. Does why he hosted? I think there's no host. No hosties. Mab pussy. You know, Oscar's so pussy. That's what you should hashtag. Stop calling it a fucking Oscar. Why can't it be non-binary?

Real talk. Seriously. No, for real. Fuck that. You got to be Oscar. Oscar's male. The Oscars are male. It don't have no genitalia anyway. It looked like genitalia. Why don't got to be an Oscar. Stop that. We should cut that out.

Get rid of that shit, yo. What should it be called? They. The days. From now on, we're called the days. That's what the new award show should be. Fuck the Oscars. It should be called the days.

That's it. And no gender categories. At all. So just one thing. That's it. And so now when you say, did they win? We all won. We all want. No winner.

I like that. How are people? still winning in 2020. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. All these kids getting participation trophies, but you're actually letting people win shit? Winning is... This guy... Yo, no, you know what? Aska's a problematic. Patriarchy, man. Oskis is problematic, as fuck, yeah. No, for real,

they're problematic. They need to get with the fucking times, bro. Yeah, yeah. They're still calling the statue a man's pronoun. Right? Right? The red carpet? How do Native Americans feel about that? Whoa. Whoa, bro. Like, Whoa. Come on, yo. That's foul. That's foul.

And they still got, like, best actor and best actress. Why? Why? Why she can't just be everyone together? You know what I mean? Like who's the best person that starred in a movie? Why does it got to be separated by genitalia? Yo, y'all problematic, bro. Very problematic. We got a lot to change. What else could we change about it? Definitely got to start with the name. Definitely. It should be the days. Yeah. I think they should get rid of supporting, like it shouldn't be actor or actress. It should just be all one category. All one category. Um, you said what? No, they didn't. Some awards show they did.

No, they did. It was a Soul Train Award. Soul Train Awards, they don't do that anymore. What about the red carpet? I don't know anything about the red and the Native American thing. Break it down for me, Andrew. Well, I mean, redskins is a term, you know, as they say, their skin looks closest to red.

Got you. Got you. I got to pee. Guys, this has been a very informative episode. Very. always. This is brilliant idiots at his finest. We learned a lot today. We learned a lot. I hope you learned a lot.

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