The Brilliant Idiots - Vanilla Dumper

Episode Date: January 14, 2022

This week on the podcast the crew discuss what to expect from the meta Verse, Kanye's latest antics, the 10 Year challenge, Steve Harvey announcing he is no longer doing stand up, Antonio Brown, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Yep, Charlemagne de God. Andrew Shult. We are the Brilliant Idiot Podcast. Welcome to another week of Brilliant Idiotness. Doodoo Herm is here. Yeah.

Y. L.A. is here. Nile's here. I want you guys to give Wax a better name. What, Dudu Her? Yes. His first name is Herman. And he's the doodoo man. Why are you telling anybody in my government?

He's back wearing tight pants in the 2022, though. That's crazy. He's not in town. Oh! You want to be a small-in-down-down- Brow-the-Raw? Wax taking this shit to a different level. Some people wear great sweatpants,

you wear great goggles, tight-great goggles. All right? You're going to see these pockets in this penis. All right? You're going to see these pockets in this penis, God damn. Oh, my gosh. Damn.

Listen, man, how was your week? It was good. It was good. It was good, you? It's been a good week so far. You know, it's interesting. And I realize that I am embracing death differently. Okay.

I don't like the direction of this. No, no, no, no, no. It's not a dark thing. I'm looking at people like Sydney Portier, right? I'm looking at people like Betty White. I feel like Bob Saggett. And that's what I'm getting to, right? When you see Sidney Pardier lived to be 90 something,

Betty White lived to be 99. You know, even, you know, M. Tume, you know, James M. Tumet, he died at like 70, something, you realize how young 65 is. Yeah. 65 is young, bro. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, I got, I'm thinking about it, like, I'm 43, right?

So at 65, you know, my oldest will be like 30 something. You know what I mean? That's young. Like, you want to live. Like, I want, I need that Betty White, man. I need that Sicily Tyson, yeah. That Poteer. Yeah, yeah.

That's what I want to live so old that when somebody says, oh, man, life is so short, they sound stupid. You know what I mean? Bob Sagina at 65, that's too young. Yeah, does anybody know why he died? No, man. They said it was, from what I heard today, they said it might have been some type of heart issue.

Hmm, that he just wasn't aware of. I guess. That shit's crazy because, like, a friend of the family, and she was at my wedding and just, like, incredibly, like, best friends with my mom and everything. And in incredible shape, like, not she's not young she's older she's like kids and everything like that but she's like thin she's an incredible

shape but you look at her and you'd be like oh she works out all the time uh had a stroke a couple weeks ago that's what happened to bed away nowhere bro but betty way's 99 you know what I'm saying like they know what caused it that was and then they always like testing her blood and they're like the blood sugar was crazy high or something like that but I guess sometimes you look at them people and you're like oh they must be healthy no that's not but you never know

because like you look at fat people and we're just like okay that you could have diabetes you have hypertension you could have all these things. So, like, you just see fat, you're like, that's unhealthy. And then the opposite of that must be healthy. But now you could be skinny and fucked up, too. Yeah. Could it be Pfizer?

Could it be Moderna? Could it be Johnson and Johnson? Yeah. Oh, no. I'm just saying, the shit is kind of dark, bro. I'm going to say. And the nose is heightening up because I'm hearing a whole lot more at all. What's that?

It was like strokes and like. I'm hearing a lot more. Yeah. Strokes? Yeah. Strokes and hot things, man. Strokes and heart things, man. Stroking and heart things.

is the booster? I'm saying. Are you getting that booster? I'm not getting the booster. I'm cool. You good? Two shot minimum, baby. Yeah.

Two shot maximum. Whatever the fuck. Yeah. All I know is I had enough drinks to be in the club. Yeah. I bought enough drinks to be in the club. I'm cool, okay? What if they do that?

What if they change the definition of being vaccinated to two shots and a booster? That's what they're doing now. So now you can't even get into restaurants with that. I'll get a fake vaccine. I'll say it right now. It's three boosters now. Don't say that. Don't say that.

The motherfucker from Pfizer said. You don't even check your card. Like I go up to the thing. They check my car everywhere. They check y'all because they know y'all will have fake ones. I'm white. Black people, they got to check your car. They check your car.

They want to reason after that waxing. Give me your car, your ID. I need to make sure. I need my ID in my card. I heard the guy from FISA. I could be wrong, but I thought I heard the guy from FISA say, we've learned that two shots is not, may not be that effective. two shots in a booster is a little more effective.

But the one we got coming out in March. This shit is going to be fired, bro. I'm like dropping like hot phones. These are Jordans, bro. But listen, at least, you know what they are Jordans? Because Jordan has just been dropping the same shit for the last 30 fucking years. And that's what they're doing. The booster three is the first one.

They just got new color ways. That's really all of that. You just spilled water all over. You are vaccinated, bro. You don't even have a drink no more. Listen, I'm telling you, man, I don't know what's going on no more, bro. I really, really, really don't. And I don't know what the fuck because I'm not getting no more.

Yo, isn't it crazy? But isn't it crazy that, like, we could just go, you know what? I don't feel like having something injecting in my body that I don't really know what it is. And then people go, what the fuck is wrong with you? Imagine something on the street came up to you and they were like, yo, can I jam this in your body? You would at least go, what is it, right? Hey, you know what exactly? You know what else is so funny about that?

Didn't they give you shit for all of our bad habits? Well, you eat McDonald's and don't have a lot. And you drink soda and you smoke cigarette. And it's like... It's still not a syringe. That is true. But either way, we're all fucked up. We're all doing fucked up things.

It's very true. So we should be indicting ourselves and changing our habits. Yeah. Don't you think? Yeah. Wait, what? We should be indicting ourselves and changing our habits. You mean like as like black people?

All everybody. Okay, okay. I was wondering. Why are you doing that for? I thought you were going on specific black things. No, I'm just talking about in general. Like everybody.

Because that's what white people look and like, like, why don't black people do? Like, they drank hypnotic. White people smoke way more cigarettes than everybody. Oh, day long.

Yeah, for sure. White people get it. What do you mean? The vaccine. White people don't care what goes in their body, bro. Okay,

vaccines. It doesn't matter. Like, white people don't care. White people go gay for in college for fun. Right? You don't care what goes in our bodies. That is the thing. Black people a little more particular

unless it's like partying. Yo, I see the white guy with shorts running this morning. Oh, yeah, we don't care. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? White people don't get cold, though. Since I was alive. I really need to know the signs in it. Because I've been alive a long time

and white people have been doing that when it's freezing, pop-bod and short. I'm like, are they missing? Am I missing something? Yeah, we don't play around. And the only thing to be read on them is they nose. Straight up, they'll have one short in a sweatshirt and be looking mad warm except right here, right around the nose area. Yeah, my nose get red as fuck, bro.

What did they put it on there? I don't know. They just attached me to a fucking sleigh. I'll be delivering presents for Christmas. What the fuck out of doing? No, white boys. This shit is crazy, man. You think if they put it in a pill, you think more people would have took it?

You know what we're going to take? I think that. I think that, Al, maybe you know that they answer this, but I think they're, coming out with like a medication. They got a pill. Or a pill. They got a pill. I think five they got a pill.

We're more comfortable with that. Yeah. Like a pill will take. Like we shitted it out or something. Exactly. Like we don't do shit, but the pill is after you have it. So a pill is after you have it. So you get it and then you get the pill and then you can deal with the symptoms.

I think that needle. Wow, bro. Yeah. The needle's a little crazy. I mean like going to the dentist because of the needle. Right? I don't like. Like we said last week, I just don't like being forced to do anything.

Yeah. Don't force me to do it. Let me make my own decision. based off my own information. And you know what else? I hate the same shit you said about people walking up on you and criticizing you for not wanting to get the shot. Like, I don't want to tell me in my mind.

It's the same exact thing in regards to all the misinformation that they've put out there. Yeah, that's on them. And then get mad at us because we confuse us. You confuse me. What the fuck. Come on, bro. You speak in me in Spanish and I'm upset.

I don't understand. Word up, man. The CDC director literally said I got to get a PR person because our messaging is. been bad and I want to learn how to communicate better to the people. You know why it is? Because they, you know what the truth is? They fucked up.

I don't know. That's it. Are we wrong? They called that shit. PR. I'm just telling you to be crazy. I don't know nothing. It drives me crazy.

How many vaccines you take it multiple times in your life? I probably took like four. No, no, no. Like, you get one vaccine. I've never taken multiple. And then that's it. Don't call it. What's another one we got?

The flu shot is the flu vaccine. Man, call that shit a fucking vaccine. But people don't actually. Keep going back to get the flu shot. Call that shit a shot. It's a preventative thing to not get the foot. Call that shit a shot. Vaccine to me you get when you're younger,

I don't got worried about no more. I can't play the last time I had the flu shot, though. I never had a flu shot. Me neither. Yeah, I never got a flu shot. Even now with this booster shit. And I never got it either. Just say it's a vaccine.

Like, they don't call the flu shot boosters. Every year they create new flu vaccines because the virus mutates every year. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Every year get a new fucking shot. No, no. It's funny that you said, though, it got you looking at death. differently. I thought you were going to say something a little bit different because when I saw

that he passed and they had the flyer, I felt like I was in Hunger Games. Like I still feel like that. Which one? When the dad before. Bob Sagget? Yeah. I'm like, Jim.

Could you know how Hunger Games, it makes that noise and then you see their number go up? I know how I feel when I get on Instagram. Every time I get on Instagram, it's a new show like that. I really feel like I'm in survival mode because it's anybody. There's no age to it. Like, it's coming like to every angle. It's been like this. Yeah.

No, no, we've been seeing like that, we put that, and we did that to ourselves. We put ourselves in that situation. What you mean? Like, we was out here wild and so every day was like playing Russian roulette with our life. You just now seeing it is like seeing a bunch of deaths.

I was watching my people pass away all the time. I need to talk to older people. It feels different. Now, I'm with you, I need to talk to older people because I'm trying to figure out is like, did they have this many, I guess,

notables die in their time? Of course they did, right? So there was a war where the people just didn't come back. Literally. But they weren't celebrities. You know what? Maybe there wasn't as many celebrities. But they were celebrities to these people, like their mom, their uncles and their fathers and stuff.

Family members. That's the social media. But not like social media. There was no, no, no. There was no social media. No, no, that's not true. Because you had, you got Marvin Gay, you got JFK, you got Martin Luther King, Jr.

You got Marlon McHugham. You know what I mean? Tulino. Yeah. I know you're not putting it to Lueber King. Malcolm X. JFK. and Selena.

She was huge, Joe. She was kind of big. She was kind of big. Selena. Home on. Selena wasn't one song.

Maria Maria Maria. No, Maria. No, that's that it. Selina. So. Bidi, bim-bibit-bum, Biddy-Bim-Biddy-Bim-Biddy-Bim-Bit-Bim-Bit-Bim-Bit-Bin-B-B-Z

That's Chitty-Cet-T-T-Mara. Oh, Maria, Maria. Oh, Celina had a movie, bro. She reminded. That was a sad way she's I don't know, bro. Them Latinos love Selena, bro. They do.

Yeah, yeah. They do. Also, death back then, like, you really felt it. Like, they had fucking riots and shit over those deaths. Yeah. They ride it over Selena?

Why do you think we need to build a wall, bro? They're still coming for a record. This guy, man. They still coming. They had enough. Bro. The guy died now. You see the post and you just got to keep surviving.

You say what? People die now. you see the post and you just got to keep surviving. I mean, we have no choice. The world is going to keep turning. Like, we're going to be a part of that number one day, too. It really shows you how it don't stop for nobody. It makes me sad.

I just want to be around. By the way, people like Betty White them, they kind of like dying at the right time. Yeah. Because they get them social media like. You get some, yeah. You know what I mean? You want to get to get them.

Word is bomb. You want to see cars flying, bro. Yeah. I want to be here. Yeah. Betty lived a long life. Yeah, but to her, this is cars flying. Like, the older you are, the crazy new technology.

Exactly. Like, you see a FaceTime call, that's a car flying. Right? So to us, we're going to have to see some wild shit in the future. Like, even now there's virtual reality shit that we're seeing. Like, you see all the old heads, like punching the air and shit. That's kind of wild. That's going to be wild.

What happens when you die in real life? Do you got to die in the metaverse too? No. Because I saw Reese Whizzerpoon post yesterday about how in the future, everybody's going to have a digital identity, everything. from the currency to the wildest, buying digital goods, everything. So when you die in real life,

should you die in the Metaverse? We still be alive. Ooh. Or your avatar. Ooh. But what happens in Sims? I feel like we're just about to be in Simps. I never played that shit.

I know what it is, but I never played. I never heard of it. That Metaverse shit is going to be wild, bro. Yeah, you love it because you don't got to leave your house. I don't want to be in it. I don't want it. I'm not connected. You need to do it.

I don't want no part in the Metaverse. Interesting. You have you got to build the world that you can bring all the nice people. That's what I'm saying. You got to be that light. I'm disconnected in 2020. I said that I'm disconnect. But I only use Instagram now.

I don't fuck with Facebook. I don't fuck with Twitter. You got to get on TikTok. I don't fuck with TikTok. TikTok is fire. Well, you're on TikTok, brother. You want to be in there. Yeah, TikTok is fire.

By the way, that's cool to me. Like, I remember my man from TikTok hit me and he was like, yo, you know, you got like, at the time, it was like, you got 40 million mentions on TikTok. You need to get on TikTok, whatever. So I let the TV show get on there. And they got to see the guy paid, but I don't, go to that shit. And I think it's cool because I'd rather be talked about

than be talking about everybody else. Like, do you realize how much social media is a spectator sport? Yeah. Like, if you got that much time to sit around and talk about what everybody else is doing, you're not doing anything. Well, yeah, people are miserable

so they like to escape. Don't we do that for a living room? No. You've made millions of dollars talking about what other people are doing. But I'm on the radio. That's a skit. To me, that's a skill set.

But also, I talk about a lot of my own shit. But to me, that is like, you doing stand-up. You're on stage putting together an act based off things that are going on. These people only eat based off what everybody else is doing. And he's not even eating. I'm with you on that. I think that is true. But I also think that we acknowledge and I think we've seen on Instagram too is like there's a new generation of creators that are like succeeding within the social media space. And they are doing what you did on radio and what we do podcasting, what I do doing stand-up. They're finding ways to do that through TikTok and Instagram.

And I respect them. I'm talking about the people who... You're just talking about the bullshit. I'm talking about the people when you post on... When something posts on Shade Room... Yeah. And everybody that runs through those comments... Yeah.

And got something to say. That shit is a spectator sport. If you took away the comments from all of these sites, what would you do? I would be so happy. I'm saying, what would these people do? If you took away the comments on Shade Room, what would these people do? No engagement. Yeah.

I don't even think they would care. It's all about the engagement. And y'all, it's so funny, we just having this conversation. another day. Even with podcasts, there's so many podcasts out there, radio shows, anything that you do to talk, it's always been this way, but it's more evident now. It's got to be based on your opinion. People want a unique POV. They want to talk to people that they trust. They want to talk to people that they know is going to make them think. They want to hear something they can't get anywhere else because everybody's talking. Everybody's talking. They will literally go crazy. That's like your

girl trying to argue with you and you just don't say nothing. She'll go even crazier. Yeah. No, that's for real. Yeah. No, I get what you're saying. They want a reaction. They want a reaction. Stirring up waters to catch fish.

Everybody's feeding off emotion. Nobody does it better than Kanye. I don't like that, though. Yo, Kanye is so fucking funny, dude. I've emotionally detached from Kanye a while ago, though. Yeah, but like around users. I'm emotionally attached from Kanye until I start to see it work on Kim. And then I'm like, all right, he won.

That shit is not working on Kim. You didn't see what Kim said? What she said? I saw that. She said that. that his girl is a fan. Yeah, but why you got to say that? She goes, she goes, I rather, I rather him be with a fan than a hater.

She was, I rather be with a fan that. Ooh, you feel a little salty right now. You're telling him all right. If he ain't had no salt and then why you taste salt? Why do you face like that? Just say, I wish him the best. As long as he's happy, I'm happy for our kids. She's a fan.

Is she a fan? Is that shot? What was that cool? Is she cool? Is she? Yeah, she was tight right now. And when I saw it, I was like, that is a fan. It is what it is.

Y'all missed something that was so good on Instagram, man. What happened? Oh, now we love Instagram. No, no, no, no. By the way, I have no problem watching people that's way richer to me. That's what I like. So I understand why people do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kim was on the beach. I don't know who she was on the beach with. Yeah. Might have been Big Dick Davidson. I don't know. Might have been BDD. I don't know. But Scott Dissick posted in the comments, where is the tripod?

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Meaning Pete Davidson. Where is the tripod? Do you know how big your dick got to be for your sister's baby daddy to get on Instagram and say, where is the tripod? That means, what else did he mean? That means Kim is talking about that shit around the house.

Yeah, that's true. That means Kim is talking about that shit around the house so much that Scott is like, God damn. Yeah, yeah. But that's, that mean that's really her jump off. What do you mean? Like Pete is her jump off. Everybody talk about their wife here.

You think Pete don't know that? Oh, man, I'm happy you know. Salute to Kim. She's OG, man. I'm 41 years old. She having fun. Yeah, fun. And she knows what to do.

She knows how to, you know, what is it called? Stir up waters to catch fish. She's stirring up waters too. She's creating a social media frenzy. I don't know if she is, bro. What she just did? She's not stupid, bro. No, of course she is.

The Kardashians are one of the greatest dynasties we've ever witnessed. Yes. Yeah. And for this new era that we live in of, reality TV and social media and all that, they're the best. They are the 90s bulls of this shit. There is nobody that has done what the Kardashians have done. And whenever I see them a lot in the news, when I see the Kim and Pete shit,

or I see the Tristan and Chloe shit, I'm like, all right, let me go see what they're promoting. New show on Hulu. Yeah, of course. Like they literally put the trailer out like two days after that whole Tristan shit. Kanye too. Kanye got the Netflix doc coming out. That shit looks great. But that's always what Kanye does.

Every album. But I think Kanye is doing, I think Kanye is doing his reflection to, like, Kim's attention. So he was looking crazy. And instead of turning to Will Smith, he's like, I'm going to go Kanye. Because Will Smith got to sit there and take it when Jada cucks him, right? And then, yeah, he's like, no, I'm going to go find another white girl with a fat ass. And I'm going to make her just as famous as I made you. That ain't the one, though.

Say what? That ain't the one at all. I was scary. I bet everybody said that about Kim. I bet everybody said that about Amber. I bet everybody said about every girl he dates. That's what he got to go back to that. Say what?

He got to get him an ambu. That might be it right there. Y'all haven't seen the dumper though. You haven't seen the dumper and that's I think where you guys are a little bit off. You got a dumper? Bro. Stupid. Really?

Yes. Kanye got a type. Yo, get that dumper up there, dude. This is the next level. Once you see this dumper, you're going to flip your old shit and you're going to see why Kim jealous. Say what? You just got married. I've been looking, bro.

You can't look at least 30 days. You can't look. That's all I got left. All I got left is look. Yeah, I'm going to get LASIC just to look. I need this shit in 2020, bro. Say what? That's it.

Don't, don't that's it. Don't that's it. Don't that's it. Hey, Al about to bring it up. Let me see what you got. Al about to bring it up. It's cool. And hers is real.

No, we can do that. Yeah, we can do that. I'm engaged. White girl dump her, bro. That's a white girl dumper. Don't judge her on no fucking fake. ass scale, none of that kind of shit. White girl dump her.

Key word white girl. Yeah, keyword white girl. We got to judge on white girl scale. Do we not? That's easy saying. She ain't touching Kim, bro. Nah, she, she, uh... Nah, she ain't touching Kim. Yeah. Yeah, but Kim got all the fat. She got Rob's fat. I mean, the cool,

tattoo. Not Rob's fat. She does, bro. They was plumping up fucking Rob, Robb, and they were all sucking Rob's fat for years. Yeah, kidding. Yes. In their eyes. Rob's a dairy cut.

Of course it's not a fact. That would be great. That is a fact. That is a fact. 100%. You put that up. That's a fact. We started that fact about seven years ago on this podcast.

Kim not jealous in it. No, she not. Why would you even say that sentence, bro? You're crazy. I'm not going to lie to every black person went to look at the girl and we're like, oh, okay. And then we swipe back out. All right. I'm through.

So we all did it. I did the same thing until I saw the picture. And then you saw the shit. cutter and you were like, oh, that's what's a guy is so great. Once you saw that shit cutter, you were like, oh, I see what Ye's after right now. Talka, thonger, thonger, thong,

the great part about it, you can do better. Did I just say that? We're seeing Kayeye out with future like after a divorce. That told me everything he didn't know. Like, he's not taking whoever this girl is here. I just want, you know, I want, I want. She not either. Like, this is an organized relationship.

And when you know. But you got look at it like this, like if all of them are addicted to, and it's all of them, All them are addicted to it. You know she did a photo shoot with Pete like two years ago. Who's that? The young lady. I believe it.

It was for paper magazine. Yeah, I believe it 100%. So she was in a movie. I don't know if you guys saw the movie with Adam Sandler called. What is it called? Fix the damn cat. Uncut. Uncut.

Uncut. Uncut gems. Jesus, Craig. Damn. What is it? Get me the guy. And you can keep pour water on yourself. What's wrong with the cat?

I thought it was a song for us. I was going to do that one. You can't suck a titty no more, bro. How long is good, huh? You got newborns in the house, sucking tiniies. You don't know how to do the tinnies. Come on, bro. Hey.

I thought I was the only person getting pissed off of that shit. I was curious. I was actually curious. What are you there? He over here talking about, I don't think that's a fat asser. That's a fat ass. Someone thirsty. though someone's thirsty

okay not uncut gems phenomenal movie by the saffty brothers it was absolutely brilliant Adam Sandler's in it he's a fucking genius in it and she was in as well

and she was fucking great man she was like she was really good at she's been some other stuff too and but the point is like she's not on the same level of fame as Pete but now they're in the same conversation

that's what Yey will do you know like if Kim dates to nobody they're not going to get propped up to the level that Ye just Prop this girl. Nah, he will.

He definitely. So you say he want to make somebody. You know why I'm saying Pete's bringing something to that conversation too. Look at Chris Jenner's man. Who? Cory Gamble. Yeah. I don't know who that is.

Nobody talking about. No, but, but no clue. Cory Gamble is a rapper or something like that. Yeah, that's true. Whoever Kim pops out with, everybody is going to be on the front page or something.

Yeah. I have no clue who Corey Gamble is. But Chris ain't Kim. What was that, what was that group from, Chris and Neef or something like that? You're talking about gambling huff, bro? State property.

State property. The old school group from gambling huff from Philly? I don't fucking know. But anyway, Corey, no, no, no. Yeah, I have no clue that guy. That was just an example of what the mom did, but like he said, that's not Kim. Kim would make anybody hot, bro.

I don't know. Chris Humphreys, bro. Where's he at? He was hot when he was with Kim. Was he, though? Yes. Nah. Absolutely.

You know his name because of Kim's got to. I bet you know the name because of Kimbris right now. It'll also say people search for. And Kim will probably be in the top three still. Yeah, you got a TV show immediately. I guess what I'm trying to say is like if all of them, even subconsciously are addicted to fame, like I think you start believing you like these people that you're dating, right?

Because they're providing that fame. It's like cracker couples. Like they think they're in love with each other, but they really just in love with the crack. Yes. And they both going after and they keep bumping each other. Trauma bonding. Trauma bonding.

You call trauma bonding or you could call it like addiction bonding with like fame bonding. So like they, I think all of them are going like this girl, I don't know her, but like this girl might really believe or start to believe she likes yay simply because she's getting fed with the thing that she wants, which is fame and attention. You know what I wish. And the same thing with Kim and the same thing with Pete, I'm sure. I wish people would stop dick riding dysfunction.

I feel like we live in an era where everybody just dick rides dysfunction. Like even it's like, it's like everybody that's like, I guess perceived is dysfunctional will go click up. You know what I mean? Yeah, because it's more authentic. That shit is weird. I think it's like the same reason. So why you laugh at someone who's drunk and he's saying wild shit, like, because you're like, oh, wow, he don't even know or she don't even know that she's saying this.

So this is what she really feels in this moment. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So it's like something about, like, dysfunction that's authentic and real. Like, you're like, oh, wow, I'm experiencing what somebody actually feels in this moment, not what they're saying so that they could get clout. And it's entertaining. Yeah, I appreciate that. It is entertaining.

But I just wish, man, like, your, Kanye West is Kanye West, right? Yeah. And I always say that Kanye, Kanye, he's very revered. You know what I mean? But he could be, he could be maybe more revered than Hove if he didn't have a lot of the antics. But would he be this big if he didn't have the antics? Yes, because of the music, because of the fashion, you know, because of the times he stood up, he's actually, because of the times he's actually stood for something. You know what I mean?

Like when he got up there, was like, George Bush don't care about black people, whatever. It may not have been the most articulate, eloquent way to put that, but in that moment, he stood for something. He went on stage and did that to the lady for Beyonce. See? Oh, tell us. But you still did it. That was cool. I mean, listen, a lot of people agreed, you know, with that, with that thing, with that, what he did.

I'm just saying outrageous. Just the influence he had on the past decade. Like, all of these people have Frutoff Kanye's tree, the drakes, the Coles, the Kendricks, the chances, you know, Big Sean and Cuddy with his artist. Like, he could really be revered in a different way. And it's almost like, you don't have to do the things like, I'm going to Russia to kick it with Putin. Like, why? Why?

Why? Why? Because it's a flex, and he lives. I'm going to get with Trump because you don't want. I'm going to do something different. I guess that was, I guess he said it on drink champs how he's like he's like Putin or something like that. And it's like, you know, do you look in the mirror and when you look back at yourself, you see every powerful white man. And you want to be them?

And what other reason do you want to be them except for the power? Like it's like it. It has nothing to do with white men. It has to do with power. And I think it's always only white men. Well, we're the ones in power. It's only white men in power. I like, I respect John.

I'm saying globally speaking if you want to like go back and look at how the world in the last I don't know I get what you're saying. White people that's a pretty fucked up shit. I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. Sure. Some power. But my point is

you go back sorry but you go back like thousands of years you're going to find Africans running shit in Africa, Arabs running shit in Europe. Absolutely. Exactly. It's just a recent time right now. I get what you're saying but I don't want to just respect you because you got power and money. I want to respect you because of something that you

actually do. But when you value power and money over everything, you start to respect those people who have power and money over everything. And that's whack. That's, that's, but it takes somebody with a strong constitution and a lot of integrity to still value art when they're looking at money. Money is addictive too, bro. Yes. When he says it on that level, when I hear him talk about like, you know, Disney or, you know, DaVinci or whoever it is, I understand that because those people actually created something. Yes. You know what I mean? Yes. But just saying you want to be like the person just because they're in power and they got money, that's, that's weak to me. You know what I mean?

Like, there's plenty of white people that influence me, but they influence me because of their talent. Yes. Like John Stewart, you know what I mean? Yes. I look at John Stewart. I'm like, yo, he's dope. I don't care what color he is, but if we're just, I'm not just saying, oh, I want to

be like Putin because Putin is the guy in charge and he's got part. I'm going to go over to Russia and kick it with Putin for what? Yeah. Like, what is your reasoning? What was the reason? Did he even say a reason? No. But Dennis Robin went over there.

Yeah, he's not going to go over there. But also he's clearly big on Republicans. So, of course, he wants to go kick it with him. I don't know if Putin. Do they even have that over him? I would say he's pretty conservative. I mean, he's a dictator, so it's not a lot of liberal dictators. Yeah, but I think I think you like all the dick riding.

And that's what I mean when I say dick riding dysfunction. Yeah. Because you know what the reaction is going to be when you say, I want to go to Russia to kick it with Putin. I would like to have a talk with Putin. I would like to have a talk with Putin. Who would turn down that interview? Yeah, like, I think you would have a great conversation with Putin, too.

But you want to do it for a reason. You want to do an interview with him, a conversation maybe. I just want to learn what it's like to be a dictator and like what those experiences are and like how you make those decisions and having all that, like how you carry all that power and you're not completely overwhelmed by it. You have a reason. I need to know, I can, I don't want to, maybe, maybe he does have a reason, but that's a reason. Some people say he's the richest man in the world.

Who? Really? Because he gets a percentage. Not only oil, he gets a percentage, I believe, of all the mineral oil, metals, et cetera, that are, like, mined in Russia. Russia's a massive country. So if he's getting a little piece of all that, and he shut down the oligarchs, which were the old, like, families and companies that, that basically owned all the, the mining rights and oil rights once like the Soviet Union fell.

And so basically I think he's getting a little piece of that. And some people say that's why he has to stay in power because the second he retires, the next guy's just going to be like, you ain't keeping all that fucking money? There's no retiring for your ass. Say what? There's no retiring for people. There's no retirement for people. So essentially

he's the lease free person. Now he has all the wealth and he can do whatever the fuck he wants, but he can't really lead. Without that position, he don't have it. And they might yank that shit back from him or they might kill him the person in power so you put yourself in golden handcuffs. It's really weird. It's like we envy these motherfuckers, but at the same time, at least in America, after four years of being president or eight years being president, yo, I'm in the Hawaii, baby.

I got Netflix. I got a Netflix deal. Let's sell a book. You know what I mean? I'm going to Cape Cod on a birthday party. Like, it's led. He don't need to do all that. He can do the fuck he wanted to do.

Who he needed a book deal for? I get what my money. Yeah, but you still got at the end of day, make a decision, do I shoot this plane down if it's flying over our space. Like you're on vacation having a fucking vodka on the rocks and then a plane comes into your airspace and you get a phone call like, yo, we got a plane here.

Should we shoot it down? I got the best person to make that decision right here. He basically just says that. I hired somebody to do this for me. That's true. And I'm sure a lot of people do that, but then they fuck up. You got to kill them.

I got to hit them up then. Well, what's say? Okay, this is the TMZ headline. What's the TMZ headline say? Kanye West Gunning to meet Vladimir Putin making Russia's second home. Yeah. He wants to go to Russia and possibly start a home there.

And then also he wants to do his Sunday service over there. See, that's just, that's literally dick ride dysfunction. You're just stirring up water to catch fist. Like you're trying to create headlines. Like there's no real reason. He might bring Putin to Jesus. No? No.

You never know. We don't know what Putin believes in now. All I'm simply saying, he might have fun. He might be clapping his hand. Man, that's just for attention. And he don't have to dick ride dysfunction. And by the way, look, man, I'm guilty of it. Of course, we all are.

At some point in our careers, we've all dickrided this function. We're all hypocrites. But it's just like, God damn, that shit is draining. Like, I want to, like, and I'm using the word dick ride, but like, yo, can we dick ride something that actually empowers us? Like, dick. You know what I'm saying? Let's take back dick, though. Can we actually dick ride?

Can we dick ride? Can we just dick ride? Can we just dick ride? Can we just dick ride? Yeah, that's it. Everybody can be happy. You know what I mean? Come on, ladies.

Why y'all got to do all the dick riders? That's right. Everybody wants to be happy. Us too. You want another word of happy is? Yeah. Yeah. They figured it out.

They figured it out. We just really live in an era where everybody dick ride dysfunction. It's actually kind of strange. It's like, yo, today something is going to trend because it's dysfunctional. Yeah, we're just so attracted to the negative. Yeah, but you know what it is? It's like a survival. survival instinct, I think, because I think back in the day, like, you had to think about negative

things or scary things because those are things that could kill you. Like, when we're all, like, in tribes living in the forest, like, if you heard something growl, your brain got to go to that way before it got to go to something, oh, beautiful sunset, because that growling thing going to kill you and all your family members. So we're probably, like, hardwired to care about things that we're afraid of. And that's how the news manipulates us like crazy. Like, every story is just to scare the shit out of us. Say what?

It's all like the, yeah, all little keywords, all little terrifying things. Like, you all know, y'all noticed that ISIS doesn't even exist no more. I ain't heard ISIS in a minute. I ain't heard ISIS in a minute. I ain't heard ISIS in a minute. COVID killed everything. 20 years we've been in the Middle East trying to get rid of terrorism. All we need is COVID.

That's why I'm so interested this year because it's the midterm year. So it's like, what is the boogeyman? What is going to be the boogeyman? Who is going to be the boogeyman? We're not scared of COVID no more. Right? So it's like, what is going to be the motherfucking thing that scares us? We're not scared the dictatorship.

We're not scared of authoritarian rule. You're not scared of minority rule. We're not. I'm hearing it. I'm listening to people be like, man, where's Trump? Yeah. Get this motherfucker out of that. Motherfuckers, they feel like they would rather get it wrong.

Like, you know what? At least we know what that motherfuckers are gassing us up. He got two lines of us. Promising us shit and didn't deliver. Like, I'm not like I cannot wait to see. And I'm already watching it. I'm watching Democrats start the campaign. They're already like,

Hillary. You got to go out there and vote. like democracy depends on it. I'm like when y'all gonna start governing like democracy depends on it. Talk to on. No, for real.

Like, stop telling me that the death of democracy is upon us, but you're not governing like it is. If you're governed, like Joe Biden gave that speech this week, he's calling out all Republicans. Like, I'm tired of being quiet.

You're tired of being quiet, but you're still being quiet about all the Democrats that are blocking your agenda. You're being quiet about the mansions and the cinemas, you know, and the Kellys who don't want to get rid of the filibuster

so you can pass voting rights. You're not calling them out. Yeah. All that shit is performative until everybody gets to the cross-the-boy. Why you're not calling out AOC for going to Florida after shitting all over and catching COVID? Oh, yeah. Now it's okay. I get it.

I mean, it's hypocritical. No, no, no, it's hypocritical. Now she's talking all this shit about Florida and Desantis. All this shit.

I'm with you. I'm with you. Down there party and catching COVID. Now she can't do her job. She's sick with COVID can't do her fucking job. I'm with you. But it's just like, I just like,

I just don't like, depressed. And you know what else? I don't like, I don't like people in power acting like they don't have power. That's the other reason people like the Trumps of the world. That's why people like the prisons. Because those motherfuckers in power that are doing powerful shit. That's right. Yes, we like it. That's right. I don't know who the boss is. And we, yo, humans don't want to admit that shit, but we like a boss because it makes ourselves feel comfortable. We don't like weakness. We don't, especially on leadership. Democrats look weak. Mm-hmm. Democrats look weak, bro. It's like control your holes.

But they are. If you're the pimp, if you're the pimp, control us. Control your got to. I don't want to hear about what Joe Manchin is, is, is, doesn't want to do. Yeah. Is he the boss? Are you the president? Yeah.

Are you the president? Word up. Call him pussy, bro. They don't even mean. Call him pussy, bro. Call him pussy, bro. Because you know you want to call him pussy rider. I don't, I don't like using pussy as a derogatory term.

No, it's a positive. Exactly. I never understand. You get fucked good. You get fucked good fighting. What's wrong with pussy riding? I love it. Pussy riding.

You pussy riding. I don't ride no pussy, bro. What do you mean? I'm riding the pussy? Huh? You're not a rule pussy. I don't ride pussy, my friend. That's crazy.

So what do you do? Pussy rides me. Oh, yeah, you all want on your back show. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's his move. Yeah. That's his move.

I gave my wife some top the other day. Like, I was on top, bro, and I was like, this is the last time. Don't get used to that. Yes, we marry. Every once in a while I got to throw it back. You know what you go? Throw back Thursday? Ha, ha.

I was out of breath of shit. Pussy ride. Not knowing where to put my hands and stuff. Missionary old school. You don't like mission. I'm hanging on to the top of the headboard like, fuck. How long I'll be up here, yo? You got him to the stair master.

Yeah, I need too much cardio for that on top shit, bro. On my back. Spear master, man. Boy, is nice. That's why I got to get this. That's why I'm getting in the best shape of my life this year, because I got to get like, I need my, I can't remember what the technical term is, but I need my body age to come down to like 30 something.

Oh. Because I'm getting a vasectomy. So you can start cheating. No. I do not cheat. Black men don't cheat. Okay. I love my wife.

I'm very faithful. But I'm getting the bisectomy, but you know after you get to bisectomy. Yeah. Yeah. After you get to. Cheat is fucked up, yo. Cheating is. I thought you were going to say cheating.

It's fun. I'm like, this guy, wow. Nah. Nah. She's not fun. She is fucked up. Only when they become your friend. Like,

it's hard to, like, do one of your friends dirty or one of your people's dirty. I don't think that's like really your peoples if you cheat on them. Yeah. Oh, no,

100%. How can you cheat on the person that you claim the love the most? You're going to bed with this person every night? You got to smell fart? I smell your fart.

I can't live like that. That shit drives me crazy. My anxiety to be through the roof. Because I'm like... Did you live like that for like 15 years? Okay. Yeah. The fuck you mean?

Yeah. What you mean? What you mean? Why you take I went to therapy. I was going fucking crazy out here. Living my fucking life like it's golden knowing it's not. Fucking losing my mind.

We don't enjoy your host stories, bro. We don't enjoy your host stories. Hell no, I don't enjoy them. God damn stories. I don't like them. I enjoy them. Every time I hear us be like, hell. Nah, no, no.

The host stories are the best. Get around with the boys tell host stories. That's all we got. It's like old military. very fast. That's what we got. We're like the old niggins in the street who went to jail for 30 years.

Boy, when we was home in the night, in the 80s. Boy, we was getting all that money. Now we ain't got shit to show for it. You know what? I told Carl that we don't even talk about that when we get around these shows. I think it's disgusting. What?

Who are I talk about it? I owe stories and stuff. Yeah, we don't talk about until a single motherfucker comes up and starts talking about some of his current host stories and we're like, aye. You talk you even act like you know. Let me see that.

We see that. What's the Instagram? That's it. That's a fat ass. See what y'all want to do it with, the Julia Fox. I wanted to see. I wanted to see.

Oh, y'all think that's a fat ass. I wanted to see for research purposes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all had nothing to do. Research is important. But that's the crazy part. What's the science saying? It is a science.

When we do talk about it, we're talking about it from the perspective of, boy, we was wild. It's not like we were horrifying. Yeah, yeah. We're not glorifying it. No, we are. Never.

I hate it. Yeah, we are glorifying it. Yeah, we are. refined a little bit. Remember how wild we were, bro? That's shit. That was the days. No, it was really wild. You thought putting hot sauce in a condom is crazy. I hate that. I hate that. The reason

I hate that is I wish Drake didn't even reply to that shit. That's the other thing. Stop replying the shit that you know is fake. No, that's fire. No, man. Here's the thing. Nobody cares about the truth in the live of entertainment, and I see, this how the blogs work. You put gas in the car. The blogs are posted... Y'all never put hot sauce in a condom? In a condom? No.

You never, before smashing a same chick, you just put a little bit of hot sauce and a condom, bro. For them? For them? Y'all never did that? You never did that a little bit, so it just squirts out the sides, and then they get that crazy

orgasm. Y'all never done that. Roll a little sauce in your pubicator. That's it. When you're out of LA, just wrong a little talk. What do you call pussy? A taco. Like, real talk. You got to put some sauce on the taco, my

dude. Put some hot sauce on my burrito, baby. You know you look good to me. Come on. That sun shit got me like on edge. I like that sun shit. What's that? The sun thing they did.

Oh, the nuclear fusion reactor that they got going on? Oh, yeah. How long can it stay up there? 17 seconds. I don't know if it was a really, it's not an artificial sun. That's a nickname for a nuclear fusion reactor that they got. And it's for energy purposes. It's not for.

That's what I'm saying, solar. It's a holy grail of clean, reusable energy. There's nuclear fusion. Boom. Nuclear fusion. So it's like for solar. It's not, it's not,

it's basically like harnessing the energy like the sun does. And if we could create that. then there'd be no reliance on like fossil fuels, electricity, all that kind of stuff. But we haven't been able to like work out that technology. And they said that they basically created something that burned, I think even hotter than the sun. Yeah.

17 minutes. No minutes. Oh, wow. Yeah, it was 17 minutes. It was a world record. Yeah. Hey, that should have Iago. It was a world.

We were going somewhere with this combo and I forgot. You said you were getting a vasectomy. Yeah. Oh, yes. And after you get the vasectomy. Does that make you trans? Yo, there was this dude on Fox News. I gave him donkey the day dude name, Chadwick.

I think his, I think his name's Chadwick Moore. And he was on Fox News. He said, if you get a vasectomy, you might as well cut your whole dick off and go train. And I hope that these men get, you know, a free box set of Harry Potter when they go in for their snip and some soylents and whatever else they like to do with their free time. Fine, if that's what you want to do, go for it. But it does make you less of a man. I'm sorry. I'm just saying, bro.

You technically about to be trans, bro. Man, I'm doing it because my wife has had four kids and she don't want to have any more kids. So you're saying your back week. What you mean? I'm saying her back week. She's 40 years old. No what I'm saying? You got to pull out.

You got to be, you got to do something. Yeah, my pull-out game is trash, man. I got time for that. I'm 43 years old with my wife. Pulling out. Like, I am. You got money. You can't.

Say no one kid. I'm saying no one kid. I better get a beset me. I'm going. And by the way, I didn't mean to have to laugh. That's three. It's not like we planned? You see the last one.

Okay, I'm the last two, last two, last two, last two. Because I wanted a girl and I wanted a boy. You know what I mean? You wanted a boy, bro. We had two and it's just like, oh man, my third baby came, love her, four baby came, love him. I think you should try it one more time. No, no, that's not all me.

She's sitting at home right now like, shut the fuck up, Nail. When she's see you, she's going to say that. She's going to like, you got to shut the fuck up, mind your business time. Where does she see you? When she's going to say that? You don't hear that shit. You don't hear that shit. By the way, I don't know if y'all noticing that.

Child birth hurts, bro. No, I. Yeah. Well, it hurts for us, too, actually. It hurts for me too. The woman having no baby. Oh, for the girl, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, yo, when a woman breaks it down to you and that way,

and my wife says she was like, yo, why do I have to lay on the table and get my tubes tied? Do bloods get C-sections, dude? Whoa, dude. That's crazy. We got us on smoking so much. You know that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, man. Wait, do Crips take plan B, dude? Whoa, dude, this is great. We gotta stop smoking so that's weird on the podcast, dude. We gotta stop smoking so it's weird on the podcast. Look at me a C pill. Yeah, dude. We need die, bro.

Well, listen, you know how to the besectomy, you got a nut 20 times. Wait, what? For what? I just found this out. Baccarry had it. After? After you get your vasectomy. Oh, to clear the chest.

In order to get all, after you cut your goddamn cable off, in order to really make sure you ain't got no cable channels, you got a nut 20 times. 20. 20. That's why I got to get my body age down. I don't got 20 nuts and me at 43. We're saying every time.

Literally, you forget how many times. That's going to take me half a year. That's going to take me half of year. Nah, it'll take me about nine months. Nothing. Nine months. It'll take for a baby to be developed. For 20 nuts?

I'm doing too much, then. How often you nutting, bro? I got a fucking girl at home. Now, you like, he loves masturbation. Oh, you like masturbation? A girl that's Spanish.

She's talking about. She's what? She eat rice. What the fuck? That got to do rice. That's true because there's a lot of Chinese and Indians. Oh, that's a lot of

rice. They eat rice. How is it? Two-thirds of the human population exists in Asia. Really? And they eat rice predominantly. They're

You know rice makes you have kids. And the Indians, they're like 60 years old and still pregnant. So that's true. Yeah, that's true. They're the oldest woman that could be pregnant. It was like 70 or some shit. You're right. They're pregnant.

How do you're fucking pregnant? Yeah. How long do you get the 20 nuts you think? 20 nuts? We have, I think we have four times a week now. You have sex four times a week? Yeah, like, I don't think I'm still young. I don't think she understands yet.

Give her my winks. Telling her no way. That's why she's fucking you can you flirt. You're flirting now, right? Yeah. She's like, oh, I'm still. I'm like, baby, shit. 20, I'd do that a couple of weeks.

Four times a week and masturbation? I got time to masturbation. Right now she's gone for a couple of days already. And I thought about it, but she's in Florida right now. It's like, look at my clothes. I dress myself. I mean, this looks quite so much at how you're dressed. Yeah, I don't know what to do.

I didn't see you today, but. No, that's casual today. The fans are tired than usual, but. No, they're not. That is wax his pants. Yeah. With his leggings. Wax love of the leggings.

Forbidden rice and aphrodisiac, that is good for your liver? What is that that you pulled up, Alex? Rice is really an aphrodisiac? Right. You know how rice is made by shit is shitbeds. Is that true? Like all the doodoo, they make rice and doodle, bro. Oh, wait.

They use it to, um, what is it called? Fertilizer. Fertilizer, yeah. But it's doodoo, bro. But don't we do that all the time? Everything is made with doo-doo. Everything's do-doo. I think.

vegetables, sot. Doodle is a great fertilizer, bro. It's crazy. It's like human doodoo. What's wrong with that? What do you mean? Why would y'all eat from other animals, doodle, but not, you know. All right.

So tell me right now, we got sausage. We food fall on a dog doodle in the yard. Do we clean the food off and eat it? Say that one more time. Say that one more time. We wash the doodle off the rice and then they put in the bags. Yeah, but the rice is a shell and then they take the rice out of the shell. No, no, no.

That thing you eat right there. is what get washed. So they're washing it. They wash it doodoo. I mean, I eat ass. There's doo-doo on that. Word his bones. Ain't nobody who resolves.

You watch that. I don't even know what you're saying. Dude is fine. Yo, shit is everywhere. E. coli. They got commercials about that shit. E. coli. That shit is everywhere, bro.

You never seen that commercial with the guy with a big ass horn on a mountain? That shit is everywhere. You never seen that? That's doodoo. Yes. He's letting you know that shit is everywhere. That shit is in the air, bro.

If you got a cough, you take it. E. coli, yo. Hold on to E. Colah. What movie was that? And the guy, when the girl came in, the guy was a big doodle. The guy was a big doodle. Yeah. In Wayne's world, it was like, Wayne in the Star Trek, Star Wars, Jobba, Jabba the Hut?

Job of the Hut? I don't know. But he had like a, I don't know. He's a doodle. I don't know. I don't know. College movie. Neither do I.

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We're going to do the casino out there. So make sure you go check those out. DeAndrewsholtz.com for tickets. And then a bunch of other cities, you can go check out on the website. Obviously, we're doing Radio City Musical in New York City, coming to Vancouver, Toronto, So Cleveland, Pittsburgh, tons of different places. Go check out the website, TheandrisaSawks.com. Absolutely.

Wax, you got some church announcements? Yes, sir. Also in the West Coast, I got that Who's Wax over there. Shout out to Dr. Green Thumb, Oakland's Cookies. Holding me down over there. I got the show on February 5th. We got our live show over there coming. Make sure y'all come through.

Or if not, go to their streaming services, and we got that for you, too. go to who'swax.com and get it's in New York City at caveat I think if you go get the tickets and have all the information up there too Y'all got a DJ? I'm going to talk to T. Diddy about that, but now I'm sure we can make that happen.

That'd be cool. What is it? February 5th. February 5th, Bullying the Beast podcast at Caviott, Taylor? Caviott. Where do you go to buy tickets? Ticketmaster? Event Bright. Type in Bullying the Beast Live Event? and go check out

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Mine is simple. Make sure you watch The God's Honest Truth on Paramount Plus catch up on the new season. We actually have a interview from the first season, a conversation from the first season

inside the rapist studio with Corday, dropping dropping next week because Corday's album comes out on tomorrow. Yeah, on tomorrow.

A bird's eye view, I think is the name of the album, FIRE album. Corday's dope. Now they don't like them but I thoroughly enjoy it. Why would you say that?

I love Corday. And make sure you go to black effect. com. Check out all the podcasts we got on the black effect. Corday's album does come out Friday. You don't like Corday. You are something else, man.

What did you say about Corday? Tell me what you said about Corday. You know, something I realized. actually as I was listening to Miss Info and Nas' podcast is that Corday is heavily influenced by Nas, the same way that Cole is influenced by Nas. So I'm like, they're similar to me. I said that. Neither one that is a nice.

Come on. Relax. Sima down. I think it was a single. Neither one of them is a nod. I get what you saying, though. But. I'm not saying that they compare.

Yeah. Especially when it comes to projects, it's a whole different conversation. Yeah. I'm just saying they're both heavily inspired by Nas and it shows through their pen and its style. So that's why I made that comment about Cole. and corday. But also, you know, I love Cole, so it's just, I'm biased. So what do you, why, what's the, what's the

correlation though? And just the storytelling, like, Cole has literally written stories just like that. Birds eye view, he had for your eyes only, like, they're, both coming from different perspectives, a friend getting shot, Cole had a song about a friend getting shot. It was just a lot of similarities

that I was like, this feels like I've heard this before. Well, people's friends get shot, Naila. Not all of us. None of your friends got shot? It's a good question. I bet some friends do the shooting. But my conference. Not get shot.

I like Corday. He's dope. The production on the album is really amazing. And his rapping, he rapping his ass off to me. Corday? Nah, I was not impressed. Corday. I thought he was a singer, tell you the truth.

No, Corday's a rapper. I think Cordyre is a rapper, rapper. I like the production better on this album, but I kind of like the bar is better on the last album. Really? I like this album because Corday's really telling us about his life. I feel like I love what I listen to somebody's project, and I learn about the person. You didn't get that from the last one? Not like this.

I feel this was a little bit more introspective, and I think it's because he explained that he was like, because, you know, COVID. You know what I'm saying? COVID made him feel comfortable to talk about a lot of things that he necessarily, you know, I guess wasn't comfortable talking about before. You know what I mean? Even with him talking about, like his brother who's locked up, you know, and the impact that had on him.

And what's also interesting is when you grow up in a certain environment and then you get out of that environment and you can reflect on it. Yes, and you do work on yourself and you heal. And you just to sit back and realize, you know what, that wasn't normal. Like, for real. Think about all the shit we normalize, you know, in our communities, right? In our culture. that shit ain't normal.

Yeah, that's, I mean, that's the beauty of getting out of your environment, but also beauty of traveling. Like, you start to realize stuff that you do that's backwards as well. And one of the perspective I think is we have as Americans, like, is we do everything perfect and then everybody else is weird. And, like, there's such little things that you'll go to other countries and do and, like, you're so indoctrinated to think your shit is the best. But, like, today, we're the weird ones.

Yeah, like, I remember. We're definitely the weird ones. Not with everything, but like, I remember when I was in Spain, like, I saw, like, the garbage, the garbage collectors didn't even have to touch the garbage because all the garbage for the whole street was in one thing. And then the car would automatically grab it or the truck and all, and then dump it in. I'm sure we have cities in America, a guy like that. But I'm looking at them like they're crazy because they don't just throw their garbage on the street like we do them in the hat. When I was in Rome, I asked for Italian dressing and they was like, Italian dressing. Yeah, yeah, just dressing.

No, Italian dressing you don't have. They only have oil and vinegar. There's a lot of mustard. especially food-wise, like what we accept, they would never. Yeah. They don't have mustard over there. I love mustard.

Like ketchup on fries? They don't fuck with that. It's mayo on the fries. But then in other countries, dogs is a delicacy. Like, you go to those wet margars and you see the shit, they eat bats and shit. You're not eating that shit.

That shit might be fired. It might be, though. It might be. I can't eat a dog. I can't eat a rat at all. You don't know if you have. He can't even look at a rat without a rome. Man, you grub.

you grill that shit, put some sauce on it, throw it on a stick? Yeah, that's true. You wouldn't know nothing. I read a story. I don't know if it was in South Carolina and New York. They found a hawk or an eagle in a Chinese restaurant. I was just sitting back like, what them wings tastes like? Yeah, that's fire.

That shit might slap. No, that's a big level. If you see a hawk wings, you're ordering that shit, bro. Like dolphin. I don't see, like, you don't see dolphin. I can't eat no dolphin. I couldn't eat dolphin. I might be able to eat some dolphin.

I could eat a dog. Yeah, no, dog is crazy. I can't eat dog. I don't know why we need a dog. Not because dogs paid their dues. Like, dogs have helped human beings get to where we are. Same with horses. Like, they've, like, died at wars for us.

Horses fire. I think I've had horse meat. Oh, no. I've having it, too, and I felt guilty about it. My feeling is, like, if you're an animal and you did some shit to get us here, then we owe you. We might put you to work a little bit, but we're not going to eat you, right? Horses is dogs, no.

I ain't fucking with dolphins even. Dolph is smart. This is dark. Dolph is a smart. He's already dead, though. He's upset. What? He's already dead, though.

I'll tell you what to fuck you up, but when you look at the 10-year challenge and you look at a nice little goddamn goat as a baby, and then 10 years later when that motherfucker's curried with some potatoes in the sauce, them goats are cute as shit. I look, you ain't seen the homie. Why are you looking at them now? But worth it, though, right? I sent this to my vegetarian friend. Low-key, worth it, right?

Our good sister, Rachel Edwards, she vegetarian. Oh, she was pissed. Oh, my gosh, she was so bad. That's so bad. That's torture, bro. What are you doing? That is not torture. Can we talk about your 10-year challenge?

Because you still out here lying to people. About what? Your 10-year challenge. What am I lying about? You were fucking Morris Chestnut. Please stop. That was Morris? Yes.

I'm going to tell y'all. I'm going to tell you. I know you didn't think it was him. What? I didn't think it was too fast. Stop it. There's a metaverse people. And some of us are from the metaverse.

And some of us are time travelers. And Morris is me from a different time period. And I'm Morris from a different. time period. Okay. How long you've been working on me? No, it's the truth. So we all coexist together.

And I can't say anymore. If I say anymore, they'll banish me back to a different timeline. Are you from the future? Are you from the past? Are you from a different timeline that's coexisting? Different timeline that's coexisting. Gotcha.

So they're passing each other like this. Like Spider-Man. Yeah, yeah. But he's older than me. So he's from a future timeline. And he's also like a little bit taller. And a little bit broader. Everything not perfect in the metaverse.

You know what I mean? So you're metaverse, him or he? is Metaverse you. It's just the thing. Like, there's no names. Like, you know how they never named animals? We get names here. It's like doing a character in this universe. Exactly. I'm saying? I look a little different. That's it.

Because, you know, he goes out and he says it. People will be like, yo, you look like Charlamagne. You know what I mean? No way. That was it when you do it. No. People see me. They harass him all the time for that shit. Yeah. How does he feel about it? Yeah. Why wouldn't you want to look like me? I'm a sex symbol.

Yeah. That's a good, that's also true. Don't get so cool. quiet, y'all. Nobody gonna give me no real. No, sure. I tried to fill the air. I thought that was going to follow up. Nobody's going to be like, yeah, me, you know, I can see it alone. You got it, bro, you got it.

I can't even get it. No, you're going to come up 12 and go down four. Cousins? I can see cousins. Cousins? Yeah. Oh, forget it. I have a difference.

You know, you know, we call it Down syndrome, uh, people's cousins. White people don't have cousins. Say what? White people don't have cousins? What do you mean by that? No, we do, but we used to call people with Down syndrome cousins because I didn't know because they have a similar look. I thought you just try to say like we call people with Down syndrome.

They have a similar look and I thought that there was a related. I would feel like if I, you know, if you had Down syndrome, you would probably feel like that with your peers. Yeah. You know what I mean? When you're with your peers, that is family. Oh, yeah. I don't think there's nothing wrong with that.

I don't think there is either. What happened to Corky, bro? Because he was he? Remember Corky from Life Goes On? Yeah. He used to love Coggy. Whatever happened to Coggy? He's probably living his fucking best life, though.

Can we Google that? Seriously, I really want to know what happened to Corky, yo. What happened to Coki from Life Goes On? Life Goes On. While we're doing that, let's do some shit you won't care about next week. Yeah, what do we got? What do we not care about next week? Steve Harvey quit stand-up due to cancel culture.

He says it's just. not worth it. But has he done stand-up recently? Like, or is this... Oh. Is them checks making him change his mind? You're like, I don't see him doing stand-up. Like, and...

I did think he got a new show, though. Yeah, I mean, Steve stays working. Yeah, yeah. Like, he's never hurting for work. The new judge of divorce. I don't think, y'all think people realize how rich Steve Harvey is. You all that changes my mind more.

Steve's the man. Steve is not. Steve is the mother's, Steve's the man. And when you sit down and have a conversation with Steve Harvey, he's one of those people that's going to give you the game. You're going to tell you where you need to go,

how you need to go there, what you need to do. I named my book Black Privilege because of Steve Hawkins. He told you that was the right name? Yeah, because my original title was, and I wrote about it in the book. My original title was, I don't give a fuck, and neither should you. A self-help guide on how not to give a fuck. And Steve was like, that ain't it, soldier. No, my book was first.

My idea was first. They told me that I salute to my guy Mark, Mark Manson. They told me that I wouldn't sell. They told me that I wouldn't get in Walmart. I wouldn't be in Target with fuck in the title. They literally said, they told me. I wrote about it. I see you fuck before.

Now, because Mark Manson came out and sold goddamn a million plus copies with the subtle art and not giving a fuck. Yeah. But I don't give a, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. That was going to be my title. And Steve was like, don't do that soldier.

But he could do it because he was white? Basically. I mean, basically. I mean, I'm not going to, I don't know if it's a race thing. They just told me that I wouldn't sell. Right. It was like, you're not going to sell. with fucking the title.

But the book business as a whole is a very primitive business. You know what I mean? It's not like they're progressive. Now they are. Now they take chances on titles and covers and things like that. So when I put my book out in 2017,

they was like, nah, that ain't going to work. Mark Manson did it and killed. Is it Mark Manson, right? Chris? Merlin Manson. This is an interesting point that he's making here. He says, we're in the cancel culture.

This is Steve Harvey. Yeah, Steve Harvey. We're in the cancel culture. you now. No stand-up comedian alive. That is sponsored driven. That's very important. What he just said is very important. That is sponsored driven can say anything he wants to. Chris Rock can't, Kevin Hart can't, Saturday, Dan, Tann, can't, D.L. He can't. I can go down on the list. The only person I can say what they want to say on stage is Dave Chappelle because he's not sponsored driven. He's subscription driven. Right. So what he's basically saying is that himself, Kevin Hart, Chris Rock, D.L. Hewley, or anybody else,

who relies on sponsors, meaning, like, D.L. Huley has bounty paper towels that is sponsoring his TV show. So if he says a joke that might offend the people that use bounty, bounty might pull ads. And then all of a sudden, he's like, okay, I can't do that. So because he's beholden to those sponsors,

he can't do the stand-up that he wants because it's so easy to cancel people. This is a good point, too. One of the reasons I stopped doing stand-up is because my wife told me God was about to do something for me that I didn't know about yet. I didn't know he was going to give me this TV

career, but he did, and it turned out to be the best thing that happened to me. But if I had tried to continue as a stand-up, there's no way I can maintain a TV career because political correctness is killed comedy. I respect self-aware people. Now, I push back on this. Talk to me. I don't think political correctness ever kills comedy. I think it breathes life into comedy. The greatest comics always come from times of political correctness. You can look back at whoever the greats are, and they were always pushing back against something. So this is the wind you need for a sale, right? If there's no wind, you can't go anywhere in a sailboat, right? So if political correctness is the wind and you got a nice fucking sale,

then let's go, let's party. You just got to be willing to take the risk. Yeah, if everybody's controversial, nothing matters. Exactly. So the thing that Steve is saying, which is really interesting, is he can't also have this career as the friendly, awesome, like amazing TV host that he is and do the types of jokes that he wants to do what he made a choice.

Exactly. So he made a choice, but a lot of people got to make choices. You know, when Jay Leno decided to host the Tonight Show, he made a choice not to do those fucked up jokes neither. And that's just because that's what he wanted to do in order to further his career. So could he do it? Yes. He would just have to be paying, quote, paying too much by potentially losing out on some of his TV stuff,

which he doesn't want to do. So it's not that he can't do it. Dave Chappelle is also choosing not to do the sponsor-based stuff. He could have TV shows. He could do those things if he wanted. But then maybe he wouldn't be able to do his type of comedy. So you're making a choice. So Steve Harvey's choosing not to do comedy because of the environment,

won't let him do it. And then he'll have to lose the things that he have. But it's not like he can't. You know what I mean? I wonder if Bob Sagget. And I have sponsors on my shows and I'm doing. Because they know you. And that's the other thing.

They know exactly what they're going to get. That's right. Exactly. He's presenting a version of himself. That's right. That isn't consistent with the version of standup he wants to do. So now all of a sudden the sponsors are going, yo, what's this whole shit about? Yeah. So you got to be consistent with who you represent in the world.

Companies make a choice too. You know what I mean? And you got to know who you're getting in business with. And, you know, when you're getting business with certain people, you're getting a business with them because you want their audience. And if you're, if you know for a fact, hey, man, this person's audience is going to be with them no matter what. We're in business with them. We're going to endorse them. We're going to sponsor them.

Cool. I wonder about Bob Saggett. God bless the dead. I wonder when he was doing full house, was he still doing stand-up? Because a lot of people don't know this, but he was a very raunchy. Raunchy comedian. Very. And edgy as fuck.

Edgy as fuck. Crazy jokes. but he was the most wholesome sweet TV dad. I heard he was like that in person too. It was just when he was on stage, that was just how he chose to entertain. I heard in person, he is the, I never met him.

That's that I remember, but he's the, I heard you the nicest guy, he's the sweetest. Sweetheart, but on that stage, he's a beast. And it worked perfectly because you thought that this was the sweetest kind of dude

in the world, and then he said these super raunchy jokes. He said, whoa, what the fuck is going on here? So it's great comedic juxtaposition. But I wonder, did he do that during full house? he might have Tanner

but that wouldn't work if it was that size Do you know what I'm saying If he was doing huge Netflix specials While the same time Like full house is going on There's no way those things are working Yeah and there was no social media

So you could go to a club Get on stage Nobody knew You know tell somebody to suck your dick And then go you know Put the twins on your lap On full house And you know

Play hush little baby Or whatever the fuck You know what I mean? I don't even know if he put out A stand a special During that whole full house time And maybe that was part of it Maybe the full house people

Are you crazy Like you go on stage and sell this wild shit While we got this show that's booming right now That's what Steve doing Steve is like look man I'm either going to guard It's too much for Steve to do this now That's right

Steve is like I'm either guard then tell these jokes for this much I'm gonna go over here and keep getting all these multi-millions and dollars This easy money Go do family few go do whatever Steve you made the right choice Yeah I think you made the right choice If that's what you want

If there's some people are Comedy Purist And they just want to do stand-up comedy, right? And then they won't do other things as well, but they're not as important to them as stand-up. And those people will make the choice to do stand-up. And also, my guy, Dale Hugley, he just got a show Greenlit. I forgot what network it is, but I know it's going to be a scripted show, him and Earthquake. And what I like about that is, those are OG comedians. They don't bite their tongue. You know what I mean? They go out there and stay what

needs to be said on that stage. I like the fact that studios get in business with them. You know what I mean? And don't, you can't moonwalk away from them. If something comes out from a stand-up special or something comes out from a radio show or a podcast or whatever, because you know who you're getting in business.

Those are 50-something-year-old black men, bro. You know exactly who those two are. And to be honest, and you know this probably better than everybody, if the show is doing numbers and the advertisers are getting return on their investments, they can look the other way very easily. Like, I'm sure with the breakfast club and you can speak more to it, but I'm sure, like, once them numbers start to go crazy,

all of a sudden there wasn't that many notes from the advertisers. I never paid attention to that kind of shit, but I know you did. Never. I'm not even lying to you. I literally never paid attention. Nobody's ever come to me and say, hey, child man, you got to tone it down because of X, Y, and Z. But if the ad- Did you get fired multiple times for that?

Yeah, they did multiple times tell you. I got fired four times, but it was never for it. anything I said on the radio. Oh, really? Never. I've never been fine by the FCC. You know what I mean? Nothing. I've been, I've been, I've been sued. You know, especially with Breakfast Club, I've been sued by people for like donkey the day and stuff. But even with that, that's just because of, you know, they didn't like some information I put out there about them. You know, they didn't feel like it was an act. They felt like they didn't, they felt like what I said wasn't accurate, things like that. What, I've never been fine about FCC. I never got fired for something I said on the radio. None of that. Ever. I didn't know that. Nah. Everything I got fire. Boy, there's a lot of coughing going on in here. Yeah, man.

There's a lot of motherfucking coughing, y'all. Come on, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, y'all passing that shit around, bro. What's going on, bro? It's probably where it got started, bro. I don't even want to talk about this shit. I don't even know.

Salute to Steve Harvey, though. You made a choice. I'm not mad at the choice, God damn it. Nothing. It's fine. Like, there's no criticism, but I just get a little bit defensive about stand-up when they say you can't do it no more. You can.

You just have to choose. How much. It's worth to you. I tell people that shit all the time. Andrew Shultz made a choice. You got to be willing to make that choice. And guess what? To your point, Shultz, they jump back on you.

They're going to jump back on your dick. That happens, you know what I mean? Because you got an audience. That's it. So now you're going to get some calls for the movies and the TV shows and everything else. They're going to still advertise on the podcast and everything because Andrew Shost has an audience. And I think that, you know, these companies have to understand we are Americans. Humans will always fail a purity test.

There is, if you're going, if you're, if you're looking for somebody that's perfect, it doesn't exist. I can admit I'm a hypocrite. If you can't admit your one, you're a hypocrite. That's right. That's right. There's not a, there is nobody. Come on, though. There's nobody.

Anybody out here I can go find something that could make somebody offended. God knew. God already said you guys are sinners. Yeah. He's like, stop trying to front. Nah, you sin. Mom's not listening, bro. You're good.

Nah, you sin. Why I send that? You never sin in your life? I have sex. for a marriage. And you lied to a woman. You lied. Come on.

I don't lie. You cheated. You've stolen. You know what? I'm not how disrespectful. God. If God is listening right now, he's so disrespected right now.

Word up. Could you lie? You think you can outsmart God? Huh? You think you could outsmart God? That's what I don't lie. I have sex before a marriage, yes. Okay, that's sinning.

Done. I'm cool with that. That's all you said. God don't know like how you dressed right now. You dress like a slut. Carry yourself with some fucking respect. You know what I mean? Some dude walking

behind you and pinch your butt is your fault. Why would you dress like that? Expect not to get your butt pinch. You got to start thinking about that because you know how you give money to homeless people because they might be God? Yeah. So that guy that pinches your butt, that might be him too, bro. Word is bon.

That might be him, bro. No, I'm just out saying. You're fucking up God, bro. You're fighting. God's trying to give you this blessing. He came right up behind you. He's like, okay, get a bigger pair of pants. And then you out here fucking up God.

That's foul, bro. You literally just not say God know he made, right? Say what? You literally just not say God know he made. God know he made. You know I can't let that guy get away with that shit. Listen, if somebody that's 42 Doug size walk up behind you, this gives a little pinch. Who is that?

Listen, listen, what if he pitches you on the button says God told me to do that? That's it. No, no. What do you do if somebody walks me. He's like my size. He's by neither side. He little guy walks up behind you, pitches you in the button goes, God told me to do that. Listen, bro.

No. He said, what if he said that? I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. You like to have that debate of if God's somebody like something. You know, can we do the wax challenge? God made you, but he also made you fucking bigger pants. Can we do the wax challenge? What's the wax?

You start pinching his ass? One of you little guys out to hit him. Just walk up the whack. Pitch him on the butt. That's a brave man. And then God told me to do that. That's a brave man. You know, one guy came to me and said, oh, he looked like he's about to hit me or do something.

I'm looking at him. And he said, nah, man, Charlene made to me give me some money if I hit you. I said, you doctor. I never told nobody that. I never told nobody that. You told some crazy dumb ass who even came near me to go get fucking with that. I said, boy, your hospital bills

would never be good for you. I would never tell somebody to hit you. I'll tell him pinch your butt, but I would never, I might tell him walk upon you and flirt, but I would never say, walk up and hit wax. Whatever he thought it was, he might have said, or come fuck with you or something. I'm like, listen, your hospital bills ain't going to be cool.

Yeah. I'm gonna fuck you up. That's true. So listen, if a guy walks up to you and pinches your butt and says, God told me to do that. How do you react? God told them to do that. What if the day the day the podcast comes out, right?

So we didn't even, this not even out in the world yet. Oh, yeah, they did it even before. They do it without even hearing this. Wow. For the next 24 hours, if someone takes you on the ass, you gotta eat that. You got to eat that, fam. What are you doing?

I want to know how you would react. Somebody pinched on the butt. I'm going to tell you this right now. Yeah. When I pray, I close my eyes. he about to go have to pray and knock his ass out. You're going to knock his ass out even though if it's God.

He said God told him to do that? He did not, God wouldn't do that to me. This is because somebody said God told him to that. What you mean? That's true. You don't know God. No, God told my brother to punch you in the face. He did.

He did. Guy did. Greg Lee did a great thing. This is God. And God, and guess what else God told me? Dach! So God was talking to both of us. I was hanging with Greg last night, man, and we were going over that.

He's, you know, I was very sick at that time. I feel so bad about it and I feel so uncomfortable. And, you know, he was saying all these things. And we were telling some of the guys with us at dinner. And then when they were like, what happened? He was like, yeah, you know, I threw a punch at Charlemagne, man. And to be honest, he's the only person I missed. I punched a lot of people and I was sick, man.

And that's the only person. In Connecticut, it was pretty amazing. If somebody's six foot, how's that? Six, bro. Seven. No, he's tall. Six, seven. Yeah.

If somebody's six, seven and how many rounds? At least three. And by the way, and I'm sitting down. 290, guys. If somebody's six, seven, two 90 leans into you and says, this is God. And you sit there to wait to see what happens next. That's your stupid ass. Okay.

I knew something was about to happen. I just didn't know what it was. The funniest shit is. He was trying to work you. Mike, I'm like, he'll have a mic here. You know what? Wax kept saying, is he playing? Is he?

I didn't know what the fuck. I had to remind Greg last night what happened. I was like, I was like, Greg, you don't remember outside? He's like, he's like, yeah, I remember wax really fucking me up, man. I go. You know how many times Greg, explain this to us at the wedding? At least since time. He kept coming times.

I got scared. I said, Greg. Yeah. We good. Okay. We're here for family. We family. Yeah, he fell.

Great's bonus at least 10 times in the weapon. He just felt so bad. He kept coming over like, wax, man. Like, I know he used to fight and stuff, but I changed my life. I ain't like that no more. And I'm like, yo, none of us is. Like, we all good, brother. The first thing Greg was like, I'm not here for a fight.

None of us are. I don't even have to have. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. What are you talking about? Leave me alone. I love Greg, man.

But last night I've told him, like, Greg, you don't remember what happened he was this. Oh, you know, I know that I threw a punch of wax And the guys at dinner and just like, you threw a punch of wax? He's like, yeah, man, I was just really sick. I was going through a crazy time. And they're like, what happened? I was like, well, wax just lifting him up in the air

And then put him down on the cement. And he was like, oh, yeah, I do remember that. And I remember him stuffing me in a garage too. And then he goes, and that was about it. And I was like, no, Greg, you don't remember what happened after that? He goes, nah, wax had put him in the back of his garage was just holding there waiting for the police and the ambulance to come. And then Greg,

this is the best part, after Greg's leaking and he's swollen up and everything, he got his some confidence back up. And at one point he goes, Wax, I'm telling you now. I will punch you. You're going to have to let me leave.

And Wax goes, Greg, I can't let you do that. And Greg literally lumped up, bleed out of his head. And he just looked at Wax. And he goes, he goes,

he goes, wax, I'm warning you. If you don't get wax, jump in. You know, Greg, go. hit whack. I started to put my gloves on. I said, all right. You don't even see how you look right now.

Like, I'm different. I'm different. I'm different, bro. When he went, he went like, I'm warning you. Bleeding. Out the side of his hell already got lift up in the air and put down the cement. I'm warning you, whack. And then Greg pinched him on his butt. And I'm going to tell you this. This guy literally six, seven, almost 300

pounds. If he tell you, I'm doing that, if y'all touch my butt, you know what the fuck I'm going to you? Yeah, maybe it's not a good idea. I'm going to grab your legs and really hit. Funny of shit at the wedding. Gray goes, I don't want to fight. I'm friends with the police now.

Yes. He is. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you said. No, my brother calls police for everything. Also, I just call it the police. I've never done that once in my life.

He didn't have. No. No. He calls him to police? I'm literally. Everything, bro. Because he don't want any more problems with any, he's like arguing with somebody. It could be at a red light.

But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, dude. I'm not mad at him. Salute the grade. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I hear somebody called DeCatom leaving.

Even if he's on the right. That's true. That's true. What else we got? Oh, Antonio Brown. Have we talked about Antonio Brown? We talked, oh, we did talk about Antonio Brown. Poor guy.

Listen, like I said, he made a choice. Yeah. He made a choice. Yeah, he got hit rapping and shit. Yo, real talk, he did make a choice. He made a choice. Even going on the pot, even everything he's saying after the fact about the situation, talking about Tom Brady, the Bucks, those are all choices.

I am not judging anybody for their choices anymore. even if I don't necessarily agree with him because guess what? Everybody makes the choice that's best for them. I can't tell him how he should react to something. I can't tell him what he should do. You don't think he deserve more if they board him in in that situation?

No, listen, once again, I can't say what a person deserves. I just know why. When he said that on that podcast, when he was like, yo, they gave me an essential salary or whatever. Yeah, I know exactly why they gave you that. They gave you that because they were fucking around. Low risk. Yes, low risk.

They don't get him a risk then. That's just like buying a motor. cycle and you put an 89 gas in it. If you're not going to deal with this and all the problems and everything you have, you have to put a certain gas in this thing. No, that's silly. Do not, do not give, don't bring him on then. This is actually an interesting job. I'm not,

I'm not paying him all of that money. What you mean? He's a hammer. He's going to do the job, though. You pay him for the job, not because of who he is. But clearly A.B. didn't have any of the options. No, no. So there's two things that are going on. No, no, there's two things that are going. But he's made an interesting point that I ain't hear about. But like, which is if

you're saying, if you're saying, if you paid him the write him out, you're going to deal with less problems because one of those problems for him is going to be the fact that he's not getting paid a lot and it might cause this type of behavior. Now, if you're the franchise, you only have to pay what that person is worth in the free market. If nobody else is giving him an offer more than a central contract, you don't have to pay more than that because he could just not play football. So he created that worth level by fucking around. That being said, if your organization, you also got to go, is this going to cause even more

problems if we don't pay him right and is paying him right going to actually help us win because it's going to make him focus on the job that's an interesting argument I never heard is this hammer working if this hammer works and is going to do the job you still got my feeling is he's going to still fuck up he's going to still do like have problems but is it doing the job if it did the job but if he fucks with a vaccination card he can't play for two weeks like if he's causing problems like just he's a guy who's just going to cause those problems and it takes so much management to keep him under wraps I put it on him too because he's signed the paper.

Exactly. It's business at the end of the day. I'm signing AB. I want to sign AB. I know AB is great. I don't want to pay what his actual value is. Forget the value as a player. Yeah.

Because his value is a player, he's one of the greatest receivers ever. That's what I'm trying to tell you. But his market value at the time, if I can get that for a low price, I'm trying to pay a low price. It's worth the risk. Low risk, how reward.

Why are you paying him, though? Are you paying him because the way he play on the field or with the shit he got going on? You know, what I would have done? For the way he played on the field. What I would have done is, I would have done this. I'd say, hey, here's an incentive-based contract. All incentive.

But give him real money to make in the incentives. Like, yo, I'll pay you like a top receiver. I thought it wasn't. I thought he was getting paid less. For this season, if he'd get like, I think he was like a catchaway from 300. He lost like a million dollars. Yeah, but a guy like him on the free market if he didn't have all that fuck shit going on, I think he could probably make.

70-80. How much million can a top-wide receiver make? Why you're acting like the fuck shit off the field don't bring the value down. You're right. You're right as well. But I'd rather you don't even fuck with him at all than come in here and get this. Is this what you're going to get all the time for this guy? He don't wish that.

By the way, he don't wish that. Yeah, he wants the opportunity. He wants the opportunity. Hopefully to get the incentives. But even when they look at the incentives, it's like, this is not for this guy. Right now there's NFL teams looking at him and they're looking at that podcast and they're like, should we give him a baby one more chance? Yeah. Well, clearly he's going to want a shit load of money.

Nah, we're not giving him. them that. Yep. Not giving them that. I'm telling you, that's how they're looking at it. If he wants to play football, though, I'll be honest with you. I think this is his way out. I believe they was paying him right and he could put other people in positions like that, the people that he would bring a position,

make sure he'd be right. You know what I'm saying? Maybe. You changed his man whole lifestyle with the money they was given. What was a less than a rich? What was a better situation in Tampa Bay? You're in Florida. You won a championship.

You already won a championship. You're playing with the Go Tom Brady. It's a bunch of other dope receivers there. he's saying like, yo, I'm watching, I'm betting these motherfuckers. You're not paying top dollar. If I'm doing what they're doing, if you gave me a chance and you say, listen, if you act up, if you won't act up, you come back in class, wax. You know what I'm saying?

I'm like, okay, I'm not going to act up. Yeah. You want to still punish me? What was his deal? Did he have a two-year deal? Did he have a one-year deal? What was his deal? But I thought he had a one-year deal and then he resigned again this year.

Oh, he re-signed. I think. I thought it was. I thought he had a one-year deal. Because if he had a one-year deal and then he just did everything that was needed of him, he should have negotiated

for much more for the second year. No sign of viewing. Exactly. Now that's another tricky thing there is also like you see other people on the team that are willing to take less money like I think even Brady is willing to take less money

to keep certain people around. So you start going, okay, let me sacrifice a little bit. Maybe he feels that he's sacrificing too much. But again, if you're a headache for the team and you know this, if you're a headache for the team is not worth it for the team.

No one position on that team is going to change everything. for sure, especially in football. Yes and no. You know what I'm saying? Is there one player that's going to change a whole team? No, that's why I agree with A.B. Yeah, that's why I agree with A.B.

When A.B. said everybody loves Tom Brady, because Tom is a goat. He's the greatest white man of all the time. But you still need those other pieces around. You do. Listen, they are. You need the other pieces. You need the Pippins and the Curse and all that. You need it.

But you, that Jordan is that one piece. I think football is so many more parts. We watched Jai do that this week. Sue to Jaha, South Carolina kid. He literally beat the Warriors this week. Oh, John Moran. Yeah, that's what I'm on the last. He will with his team to win.

But I think that's, I think basketball is different. Yeah, basketball. You're one of five. Basketball and football is that same shit. You know, it's not. It's a team sport. You're relying on the next person all day. Bro, you can be the best, like, offensive line.

You're not going to change the game. Crazy as hell. That's what changes the game. No, no. The whole line changes the game. One guy that's good on the line. One guy will make these other guys. What if you got a terrible running,

no matter how good you blocks. That's what I'm going to say on this other side. It's just as good as that one guy is being good, that one guy bad, that's how good as the whole team is. What if you're a great quarterback, but you got trash ass receivers. But that's what I'm trying to tell you. Everybody, clap your hands.

And what fuck your head. Now it was really a girl, you're a woman. She's on her phone with this whole football conversation. She's not fully on camera. She's like, fuck the NFL. Call her when y'all do NFGs. I'm scared of that shit, actually, by the way.

What? The NFT. I don't know. I like the meta world that I can be able to make a world and people can buy the houses that I put there. That's kind of dope.

They don't put churches. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? I'm going to do the right thing. I'm going to put a script. You can put a script. You can take your house shoes off. You know what I'm saying? You go on a jacuzzi.

My crib's going to be dope. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? They're putting motherfucking glasses on cows. Like cows that they raise indoors. They're putting glasses on the cows. so they think they outside. Just take the fucking cows outside.

Yeah, yeah. Glasses. I thought they did that shit because it's winter. Oh, shit. I think it's winter. That's why they put them inside. That's what it is? I thought that was the reason.

I don't fucking know. I just think it's stupid. Yeah. Take them outside. Yeah, yeah, you're right about it. That damn. That's kind of well. I never heard that's kind of wild.

Yeah, take it for a walk. I don't want my fucking, them good-ass cows. I'm going to eat later cooped up in the motherfucking house. I want them breathing that good-ass oxygen outside. Did you hear anybody who watched porn on it yet? What, on, uh, The VR.

Oh, I did that. We did that at MTV years ago. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. What fuck I was that? They had the VR glasses. I thought you did them. Black Nere.

They had the porn. They had the VR glasses with the porn in them and you walk in the room and the girls on the bed and you look around. They been at that. You got to be careful though. You get nutted on. I'd be mad at his muffler. What are you putting on your motherfuckers like this? Yeah.

That's why those motherfuckers are punching. You got a metaverse name? You got a metaverse name? No, I want to get into this. They're going to definitely pinch your avatar's butt in the metaverterterter. Somebody gonna fuck you in the Metaverse wax I'm telling you right now You can't protect yourself?

Huh? You can't protect yourself in the universe? I don't think so Metaverse are nothing Metaverse gonna be like the 80s You know Metaurs gonna be like the 80s, bro I got the pre-sit

in the brinket you. Hull at you boy Any eyes pinching I'm locking you to fuck up They can't pitch your avatar It's not even your ass It's not your ass It's not you know it's not gonna be like the voodoo doll

You see what? And can't you feel it? Not if you got the whole body suit, maybe. But if you don't got the body suit, you're not even fit. What if your avatar is sleeping, they just come over and they pinch his ass and take your pants on? That's what he called the avatar because of the movie avatar? Yes, bro. I want the motherfucking.

You know that? I did. I want to wax his ass gets pinched into Avatar. It's like that Mario shit when you get a coin. You know what I mean? He did that out of Elmo. You know how much they don't have to pay me to fucking pinch my ass and that? They're not paying you shit.

They're going to be pitching your ass in the Metaverse and ain't nothing you can do about. You're going to be getting chased. Nothing you could do, bro. You're going to be getting chased. I'm going to be the cops. And you touch you're locking your ass up in that motherfucker. Lock them up. And the crazy part is when you buy clothes in the Metaverse, you're going to have to buy Lagans, Joe.

If you wanted to be you and you want it to be, for real, you got to have leggings and dry fit hoodies, bro. Man, listen, I'm going to have a store. See, that's what I want to do. Like, I really want to have, like, the store in there. I want to have the church. I want to have. Yeah. I want to sell things.

I want to be that guy. You know what I'm saying? I want to have experience in there. I don't want to have like no devil worship in or like fighting or even hoods in my shit. Ain't even no hood. My shit is like Jurassic Park. You know what I'm saying? It's like one big wide park people camping and they got the church and stuff.

It's going to be like that metaverse shit is about the ruin society. When you got the virtual sex shit. Yeah. You just saw it? Yeah, you just saw it. Were you all the guy or the girl when you did it? I don't know. You ever seen that's cracking Viper episode of God damn black mirror?

No. With Anthony Mcany? I've seen it. That shit is wop. What happens? What happens? The guy gives his friend a birthday present, which is the virtual reality glasses. Oh, shit, I've seen that.

They was fucking each other. Yeah, they were playing. That's the fucking game we're about to do. Your two favorite things, fighting and fucking. Now you can combine the two. Oh, snap. You're not even going to know more on the other end. I didn't hear oh, snap.

He was fucking his best friend. I'm a boomer, bro. Yo, you could have sex with a girl in the metaverse, but it's actually a guy, that's right, that's right. That's why I said it's going to be a lot of dudes going around saying they fuck other dudes. They do, though. Because the metaverse is going to, this is going to happen. Well, they're all doing that, by the way.

I know, but it's going to bleed into reality. So it's going to be a guy on the metaverse who you and that person hook up with every night, but that guy might come in an avatar of a woman. And he's going to be telling all his digital friends, he's fucking the shit out of the way. So it's Instagram for booty dolls. But that's what I'm saying. If you guys did it already, how does the sex work? if y'all not really having sex.

I don't know. Did anybody know anybody about this matter of sex? You saw the shit, you saw the shit in, uh, is either China and Japan where a guy was pumping the little glass thing. I've seen that little thing. That was, that was the VR shit. He was wild. He's on his knees, wild.

What he's seeing in his glasses is whatever woman he wants. And he got, it'd be Carla. That's good. That's good. We love that. You'll have sex with your wife in the Metaverse when she's right there. This shit is, I'm telling you're going to ruin the world. I think she'd be mad at me.

You're saying that. Listen, wait till you'll wait until. Wait till somebody gets assaulted in the goddamn metaverse. Look at that. Sexual assault is already happening in the metaverse. The metaverse has a groping problem already. That Me Too meta-me-two coming, bro. Meta-Me-2 is on the way.

I'm telling you, watch. I want to create a security something on that motherfucker. That's what I want to. Formerly known as Facebook Mega Corporation, Meta's virtual reality platform. You help me how to get on it? Horizon World. She barely made it out to the public and users are already being sexually harassed and even assaulted.

Jesus Christ, man. This is minority report, yo, motherfuckers gonna be getting arrested for what they did in the goddamn metaverse. It's just an extension of social media. That's all it is. People are harassing each other. Yeah.

That's right. That's right. All of these hurt people, these miserable people. So the niggas who send dickpicks, we can get them like. Oh, they're running up on you in the metaverse. Yeah.

Running up on you. Just sending dick. I remember when DMs became saying, I got mad dick pics like a world or is like a world of yours. I don't know. I don't know. I think you share the world. I think you share the world.

because I'm not doing it. You can create your own environments. Like you have the VR glasses. You remember when we got them? And it's like, it was early on this. It was like two years ago or actually not a year ago. And at that time, they only had movies. So you can just go to the movies and then watch a movie with other people.

But these people are all around the world. And in the movie theater, you could throw popcorn. You could do shit like that. There's nothing you can really do. Yeah. So now once they build out the world and then they have the body suits where you start feeling shit, that's going to, that's what shit's going to be different. That's when you waxing it's going to get in this book.

They got the gloves in the pants. They got the body suits, too. Really? Yeah. So, like, if you get hit, like, you feel the hit. So you got to put something on your penis and your butt if you want to feel something? Hell yeah. I'm buying that shit to you for your birthday way.

Listen, no, that's 20 nuts right there. Yeah. I just wanted them to pinch your butt in the Metaverse. That's what I want. I can't wait until I'm getting mad DMs. Like, yeah, I just pinch wax button in the Metaverse. I want to see the little pictures. Hopefully they're fucking eye like this.

I can't. No, it's the Metaverse. I'm fucking them up in there. too. And they got to do it. Man, imagine wax swinging at the computer screen. But you see people doing that though. You don't see the people

out there doing that? That shit is stupid. I don't want that shit, man. This is what's really interesting about this. If you want true anonymity in the metaverse, you got to have a character does not connect it to who you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You almost got to have like a finsta, like what they got to fake insta, but you got to

have there in the metaverse. So you could actually like go do the things that you want to do, go to the place you leave. Exactly. Because if you go in there as wax, you go in there's Wax, you go in there, Charlotte, and then you literally are just in some room and talking to some girl.

They're going to screenshot it, send it to your wife. Oh, you see, he's flirting with girls in the fucking Metaverse. I'm going to tell you how this minority report shit going to work. Whatever character you... If I double like a girl picture, Carl is still going to be upset. So if I'm actually talking to a girl... You're sitting on the girl porch in the Metaverse.

Come on, man. Whatever, whatever you do in the motherfucking metaverse, right? It's going to get you fucked up in real, like, I lost my train of thought, but that's essentially what I wanted to say. But there's a whole point to that that I was trying to make. I'm about to piss myself, bro. I'll be right back. Go ahead.

I'm got to pay me too. Let's take a break. Yeah, I'll do the ass. Hilarious. Oh, I remember my thought. My thought was that when the metaverse starts, right, when you create these characters, hold on. Hey, Alex, is it recording?

It is? All right. When the metaverse starts and you create these characters, right? Whether it's you are a secret identity, if law enforcement, if you do some wild

shit in the metaverse, like let's just say you want to just doing wild crazy criminal shit. They're going I think they're going to lock you up for that shit. I really do. Yeah, exactly the same thing on here. Well, they should be like Twitter, like how they suspend your account. No, I think they're going to lock you up. Like, imagine if like you got a, you got a gun in the

metaverse and you go shoot up somebody's community or you shoot at somebody you don't like some shit like that. I think the police are going to come arrest you. But if the metaverse is like social media like Grant the F Otto. People be shooting the show all the time. It's like an escape. It's not really. But this ain't a video game.

This is you saying this is me and I'm creating a virtual reality. I'm telling you. They make theirself all the time. The only thing is kick you all. They may not arrest you for murder, but I think they're going to rush you for conspiracy. They'll be like conspiracy to murder. I don't think it's go that far.

I see what you're saying. I can see it. I'm telling you. I see who you going at with this. People catch cases now for conspiracy. For Instagram. That's what I'm saying. Remember Minority Report when they used to lock you up for what you thought about?

Yeah. The movie Minority Report, they used to lock you up for thinking about committing a crime. You know what's really crazy? The phone is what put most people in jail. Just by talking on that motherfucking phone. And without no face. That's why that's why ghost bothers me so much.

I love the power. franchise, but why the fuck are they always talking about crime on the phone? Yeah. Turing be on the phone, like, bro, I killed two people. Yeah, good job. What the fuck? There's so much that's bad. I'm like, they don't tap phones no more.

Yeah, they got to be made. No, they don't. That is not true. I watched the last, I watched the last episode of Ghost Tariq called, uh, he called somebody. I don't know if it was Monet or somebody, and they was on the phone going back and forth, but all kind of crimes. And I'm like, why the fuck are they talking on the phone like this? And they do that all the time.

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You've really been saying too differently. You've been hanging out with Jess Hillary. T. 2020. I love Jess O'Lari's, man. Make sure y'all go check out that carefully reckless podcast. You know what I'm saying? Jess Aliris is ill.

She's dope. And I love what her and her family are doing with the carefully reckless YouTube page. You know what I mean? You can go on there and check out Jess and her family cutting up. Salute to Jess. we got to ask an idiot's tale again Oh, I do want to hear y'all Three words for a 23-year-old

So We got them Oh, okay, let's see what we got Andrew was taking a shit He said piss You know Andrew, one thing about that Andrew shows boy, he's going to shit anywhere

And he's going to enjoy himself When he's doing it And he ain't going to rush his shit with nobody Jesus Christ, Damn, C, C, C, why's so dark? I'm not answering that. What? Alan. Vision says

What we're doing asking an idiot shows Alan dot vision says What three words Describe your 23 year old self 23 old self Oh boy 23

What the fuck? What year was 23 I remember stuff By the year It's not by the age I'd be fucked up with age I can never remember What age I was

23 23 I know I was with you This is wild What the fuck? Let me see Yeah what the fuck sounds good.

23. What was I doing? I was 20 years old in college a little bit still? What year was that? In 2020. How do you do that math? No, no, no, no. I was 20, I put the year in, what?

I put my year, 1978, and do what? Can you put the question back up? I forgot the other. I had 23. No, I forgot the number. Add 23 to your born year. 2000, I was. Oh, shit.

Yeah, 81, 2001. 22 years ago, how old was that? 2001. 23. It was 23. Well, that was 2001. Yeah. 22 years ago, I couldn't have been, uh, oh, was that? I don't remember, man.

I think I did. I think I had just started in radio. Maybe, maybe I had just started on the microphone. I had been, I've been an intern, but I just started on the microphone. You don't know what you were at, 2001? 2000. With this motherfucker going crazy? I was in kindergarten. Shit.

Whatever I would, I told myself exactly what I needed to tell myself, get the fuck away from these niggins. You said three words. Whoa. Whoa. You said that two. Three words. What? Okay.

Okay. Those three words are fuck these. Whoa. My three words is, what the fuck? I was still too close to the street. So, you know, I was still like, you know, still, still, still, still. around people that were that had not decided to make the choices I had made. That they want to live.

Yes. Life. Choose life. Yeah. And you can't live too lives. Yeah, you can't have one foot in and one foot out. You know what I mean? Like you really got to say, you know what?

No, this is what I'm going to do. You know what I mean? And that's what I did. I did that with radio. Like, this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to go focus on. You have, yeah, you have two feet out but still have your toes on the one toe on on the other side.

Yeah. So, I mean, honestly, man, it wasn't even about. It wasn't even about. It wasn't even about fuck these niggas. It was more like, it was more like fuck your lifestyle. And that's what my daddy used to always tell you. My daddy used to always say, if you don't change, you know, if you want to change your life, you got to change your lifestyle.

So for me, my three words would be fuck your lifestyle. Because the lifestyle I was living at the time was not productive at all. What's your three words? Who's Jackers? Mine. What you thought it was a young baby mama from the Bronx? The baby fat. That low ball in the back.

I thought that was M.C. MC, that dude did, man. They cracked us up. Oh, Ray, Ray. Yeah, what was the clip? Remember with the lip gloss? Shit, I forgot. Nah, fuck it.

Okay, give us another one, Taylor Gang. I can do one more, and then I got to go. All right, let's do one more. Let's make it a good one. Oh, the three words from my childhood. Back in the day? 23 years old.

23 years old. Oh, man. This is a good one. Scroll up. What a life. Yeah, I think. Yeah, honestly, I've had the kind of similar perspective ever since. Been pretty cool.

What it like. Have you ever, Freddie P124 says, have you ever had an Antonio Brown moment? Said fuck this, quit mid-shift. Hell yeah. Yes. Every one of my jobs. First of all, when you're dealing with anxiety, the way I deal with anxiety, I've done that quite a bit. Sometimes you're just out.

I'm out. And don't give no, you know, I do give an explanation. You know what's so funny? I did that, I think I've told this story before. I did that with MTV once. And I didn't, I mean, I knew I was, now I know, I knew I was having a panic attack. This is the flight? The flight shit.

I had a panic attack at the airport. I was supposed to go to L.A. And it was a crazy-ass day in the winter and it was snowing. And every motherfucking flight was canceled except from the jet blue one to L.A. When I say every flight, every flight, every airline, everything. Buses, nobody going to wear. I ain't this lucky, bro. And you were at the airport.

At the fucking airport. I was supposed to shoot that weekend. with the late great Mac Miller and Nessa. Yep. And it was supposed to be at Mac Miller House. Yeah. And his house in LA, because this one we had,

this launched the, it was the MTV 2 campaign. What was Max reality show called? Oh, fuck. Oh, God. I forgot what it was called. But yeah, he had a reality show.

Yeah. And, you know, I was supposed to be there to interview him and shit like that. And, um. I ended up going to do that, I think. It was you? I thought it was Nessa.

Oh, I went a different time to his house. We did so much shit with Mac. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I did a different time since. Yeah, yeah. But it's like, I had a panic attack. And at that moment, I don't know if that's a fuck this, you know, and I quit moment, but I definitely was like, man, fuck this.

I'm not going to that shoot. That's fuck this enough. And I let them know. I told, you know, Paul and Candida, why I wasn't. I was like, man, listen, man, I was at that airport. And I just had a bad feeling. And I started talking about goddamn final destination and all that shit. I'm so glad I got the language to talk about what I could be going through.

That was just a straight-up panic attack. That's all that was. Have you ever had one of those? No, I don't think so, to be honest with you. I'm trying to think maybe I just said, fuck this, I'm out. Nah. A girl never asked you for a second chime. Oh, shit.

A second chime? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like in terms of like sex. Yeah, like after you're not, she's trying to get it again. It's like you never say it fuck this shit. You're definitely getting your butt pitch in the meta version. We're talking about sex way too much. No, I'm not talking about. You wear tight pants and you talk about sex all the time.

Whatever you get. You get attacked, bro. You get an attack. Because you know, you're not going to be you in the metaverse. Everybody could be you. Everybody can have any size advantage, no speed advantage, nothing. Everybody could be that, yes. So you're getting your shit pinched.

I can't have a gun and nothing. Don't be big, though. They got guns too. All right. They got guns to hell too. All you guys that pinch waxes and butt in the metaverse, don't make your character, your avatar big dude. I want to make them a nice little guy.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's a metaphor. You can't do nothing to you. Mass. Yeah. Yeah. I can't.

fucking wait, man. Anything, guys? Now, what would you tell you a 23-yourself two years ago? Wow. Last year. Two years? Literally.

How old am I? Three years ago. Three years ago. Yeah. Believe in yourself. Oh. Believe in yourself. Oh, you know.

Oh, you know. Oh, you know. A year ago? Um, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't, I didn't, I didn't believe in myself to the extent that I believe in myself now. Like, now, like, now I don't, You can see that things are possible.

Growth is good. Yeah. Like before it would just be like a drink. But now it's like, no, I really. Oh, because you've seen things. You've seen what's possible. Yeah. Gotcha, got you.

Is there anything that you would let go? Is there anything that you used to love three years ago and you let it go? Yeah, just getting validation from people. That's dope. I really just stick to it. I like this, so I'm going to do this because I definitely would like call my hunger. Like, what do you think about this? What do you think?

Now I don't call nobody. I just do what I want to do. Experience is the best teacher anyway. Yeah, for you. You can love validation, but don't be in love with validation. And that definitely. And it happens to us often. What a job.

But how you get to cheat? None of us did that. We only had three words. You went crazy until- Oh, she did it. She said, believe in yourself. Believe in yourself. Yourself is one word.

No, yourself is one. You and I can't spell. That's good advice, though. Don't be in love with validation. All of us love validation, right? Of course. But sometimes you got to tell validation like, Yo, I'm not in love with you, but I try.

I'm coming smash you for a night, and I'm keeping it moving. What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What is it? Anyway, my second story is that I put a job at this. I can't think that. Hold on. Hold on.

What happened? Anyway, no, it's really, no. It's fine. Why did you just attack? You're the first person to land a punch on Charlemagne. Tell us. Tell us what happened just now. What's going on?

One day she might tell that story. It's the inside joke. That's all. You just such an asshole man. You set it up. I can't hear you talk about being in love without that. Come in the mind. All right.

As always, if you listen to this podcast and you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. Yeah, absolutely right. Is it a dude? Is this a better dude? What if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots, you don't know shit? time you've been wearing all these fly-ass clothes

I've been thinking it's your style. It's the bird that he's got to just left all this shit in your fucking apartment. God damn, Mala. Thank you for listening. She's the best dressed girl on the planet. Turns out.