The Brilliant Idiots - We Come In Treesh

Episode Date: June 10, 2021

This week Charlamagne and Andrew give their thoughts on the Mayweather Vs. Paul fight, Wax says he can beat up anybody (with training), Teyana taylor being first black woman named "Sexiest Woman Alive", remembering Jas Fly, and ask an idiot. Head Over to www.theandrewschulz.com for Andrews latest tour info. Head to www.blackeffect.com to check all the podcasts on the Black Effect Podcast Network. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You know, you started with the dick prints. That is a lie. You know, you started. No, you got to see Stylebender's meat. Style bender had put out the fatty, bro. Say what it, listen, you got to hype the fight. The fight is this Saturday. And he put the hog on Instagram.

He's fighting this weekend. He's fighting this weekend. He's fighting Marimbatore this weekend. and he put the hog on Instagram. He knows how, listen, you drop the nudes when you got a project coming out. You see how the rappers do. Why does it feel like he just fought?

He did fight Jan Blahovic. He went up and wait to challenge for the title. Great name to segue into after you're talking about dick. Blaovich. I need a Jan Blahovic. But I'm just saying, I think that that's great PR. You're putting a dick out there. I showed you it.

You said you weren't impressed. I wasn't impressed. I got that. Charlotte, may be honest. I got that. That's how I looking briefs. I got that. Snoop to my guy, Izzy, but I got that.

Charlie, me, be honest, bro. I got that. No, no, no, no, no. Bro, I got that. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Bro, I got that. Bro, bro, bro, bro. And I'm a grow, I'm a grow and not a show up, but I got that.

Charlemagne, be honest, bro. I got that. You got a little meat, bro. No, my meat looks like me. It's Lou. It's Lou. Nobody says Charlemaine is huge. Charlemagne, that guy is.

No, I'm like, Compact. Like sawed off shotgun. You got a compact meat. I mean, listen, my meat looks like me. Huh? It looks like me. Okay.

If I was a dick. Okay. So, so. Yo. What? So, why is that why? Why is that wall? Because you had to imagine him being a dick.

I can kind of see it, though. That's what I mean. Stop thinking about his dick, yo. Hey, that's, if he was bald, he wouldn't, like, a dick. Yo, if you just, like, tilted your head back. Like, me. That's your Wax his head, tail

his hair Yeah But is that gay To look at a guy's dick print Amongst your boys That's gay? No, no, no. Why is that gay?

That's not competitive? It is, but in the words of Riley Freeman Ain't that wrong I'm being gay Everybody's little gay Man, who said that? Riley Freeman from the boond up

How are you going to bring that up on TG Jakes's birthday or whatever his name? It is. Happy born day T. T.D. Jakes, bro. The goat. But in all seriousness, I don't know if that's exactly gay.

I think it's competition. You want to know where you stands with other dudes' meat. So doesn't you want to know, like, we were just shadowboxing wax. You want to make sure that you were better than me a shadow box. So we shadow box. We have in dick box. I'm happy. Sword fight.

It would be a sword fight. We have a sword fight. See, the thing is, we're fighting. You can actually get better or something with your meat. That's what God gave you. So you just got to deal with. That's why it's the most terrifying for us. It's exercises you can do.

You can do the little tug thing. When you tugging it, you grab it. I've been tugging on my meat since I was 12 years. I put a weight on it, a string, got hernia. I do think the penis enlargement pills work, but only if you believe. You got to believe. You want your dick to get bigger. Because that's all the pills do.

You know how somebody gives you like a rock and they're like, yo, this is a lucky rock. Pacebo. Perception, baby. Yeah, it's like your stones. That's true. Pills probably give you a better vision or like magnify your vision. No, it's like, it's like, it's literally like when, are you there, God, it's me, Margaret, when they was like, I must, I must increase my bus.

It's the same thing. You just got to believe. You want your dick to get bigger. Candy man. Lose weight. Definitely lose weight. Yes. Like there are a lot of fat people out there.

Shave the hair. Shave the hair. That's perception, though. Lose weight is perception too, though. It's perception too, but you're going to reduce the background, so your dick's going to look bigger against what it used to be.

Now, with that said, go look at me standing next to Serge Abakka. Okay. Look how big surge looks. Okay. And then look how I look. Yeah. And then imagine me as my dick. And then that's how my dick looks on my body.

there's too much there's too much imagining going on for me right now. I don't know how to do all that imagining. I have to imagine Serge. I have to imagine you. Okay. Well, I just don't know.

You thought that it was potentially gay, but we were all having fun. It was kind of like what girls do. It was like what girls do? Girls will look at other girls, like, oh, that's a filter, that's this. I agree.

You started bringing out dick picks from like back in the day. I did not start bringing out dick pics. All I simply told you was I've seen better prints. Did you not bring up J.R. Smith's twice? I didn't do that. You brought up J. J.R. Smith twice.

That never happened. He brought up J.R. Smith and sweatpants, right? Oh, so you ought to bring this up. We don't have the real combo. Unbelievable. You brought up J.R. Smith and sweatpants. I was like, nah, bro, that's his phone. He's pulling his sweatpants away.

He goes, I bet. He brings up J.R. Smith and slacks. He goes, if your dick is talking on slacks, you got a real dangling on you like that. This is true. And then you showed the game. I didn't. By the way, you know they got eggplant sweats.

Isaac Hayes, you told me that they were sending me some eggplant sweats. I never got them. Remember I said I wanted to do egg plant sweats? No? There are actual things. Unbelievable. They put them to me. I'm waiting on my egg plant.

I'm about the egg. I don't want these shit as he DMM him. Bro, it's summertime. Send me the eggplant sweats, bro. You shouldn't be wearing sweats in the summertime. Why not? It's hot. You wear sweats in a t-shirt.

Yeah, I don't think sweats hot. I just never... Yeah. Send me the eggplant sweats. I want them, bro. But there's nothing wrong with that. You just, you know, I didn't do any of it. you said. What do you mean you didn't do any of that?

I didn't do any of it. You just made this whole story. It was entertaining though. Give me your phone. Let's just see what the last searches are. Let's see what the last searches are in Google. The game meat. That's what you put it on the top. The game meat. I was talking about deer. I'm talking about elk. All right? You and Rogan going hunting? Listen, we saw the fight this weekend. Yes. We've been talking about the fight for weeks and weeks on this podcast. Yes. Let's hear some takes.

Yeah, listen, I'm the biggest Floyd fan in the universe. I've said on his podcast and many other podcasts that I think he's the greatest great in history, meaning that he was so good at boxing, that he was better at boxing than other people have been at science. Right? He's been the most expert at a single thing in history. That's how amazing I think he was in boxing. Yeah, I think he's the biggest Floyd fan. He's a master.

I mean, yeah, yeah. But I think it's a lot of masters of crafts, but he definitely is a master's. I think he's the most masterful of any craft in history. I do believe that. And the greatest expert. Better. Brady's lost. He lost.

Brady's lost. I mean, like, Floyd has it. So I'm saying this as someone who is unobjective about their love for Floyd and the love of box. I love Floyd. People are capping right now. Because before this fight, everybody was like, yo, Floyd's about to fuck him up. He's going to T.K.

him. He's going to kill him. He's going to get him. I know. He's a idiot. I'm not saying you guys said that. But I'm just saying that's what the conversation was. I mean, before Jesus Amaro, who did a hilarious job on the, on the showtime.

They were great. Deezus was like, yo, he's going to catch a body tonight. Mero's like he's spinning Logan's head off of his shoulders, blah, blah, blah. Everybody thought he was fucking him up. That's what Twitter was saying. That's what every. He didn't do it. And now the conversation is, well, I mean, he's just supposed to win on points.

He's supposed to win a decision. He always did that, though. But that was what he always did against professional boxers who were elite in the world. Not someone who just started three years ago. Now people talk about, oh, there's weight divisions in boxing for a reason. They're saying what Logan said. Everybody's cabin for Floyd. why can't you just be honest

that you really wanted Logan to get his ass beat because you either don't like Logan or you don't like Jake Paul so you're like well at least his brother could get his ass beat and it didn't happen and now you're making excuses. People are doing a fake conspiracy where they're saying that Floyd knocked out Logan and then held him up

so he didn't get knocked down so the fight going to be around. I'm like yeah yeah, no. It's like that's how bad people want to believe this shit. I what I saw is exactly what I thought was going to happen. Really? Yes. I was like, all I kept saying is Floyd is going to embarrass him.

And I don't think he was going to knock him out. He embarrassed the shit out of it. No, I think Floyd was embarrassed. I don't see how you'll say that. That was an embarrassing. Floyd is embarrassed. Like, that's the most embarrassed person in that ring should be Floyd. I don't see why not.

It's embarrassing. And if I was Floyd, I wouldn't be making no excuses. No body is why he doing it is. You know, imagine I play LeBron. Imagine I play LeBron. Imagine I play LeBron. Yeah, and he don't dunk on me. It's not supposed to 8-10.

Exactly. He barely beats me. You know what I mean? Like, what are y'all talking about? He didn't barely beat him in points, but he didn't knock him out. Well, old boy, should have knocked him out. Shulgin' Paul threw 200 and I think 28 punches and landed 27. He had 13% landing.

Yeah. Floyd threw 104 and hit him like 47 times. That's what he normally does. That's what I'm saying? Like, what did y'all see? Hold on. So Floyd is supposed to do the normal numbers he regularly does against a guy who started boxing three years ago? Floyd doesn't knock anybody out ever.

No, but those are his normal punch statistics. I know that, but his last professional knockout was Victor Ortiz. He knocked out the kid in the exhibition. Actually, no, last professional knockout was Connor McGregor. So he finished. That was a knockout. Yes, it was TKO. Same thing.

Yeah, but Victor Ortiz was a knockout. And then he knocked out the exhibition guy. The guy, yeah, yeah, yeah. He knocked him out, knocked him down like three times. Connor was a TKO. That's what he's supposed to do to a guy who started boxing three years ago. But what about a guy six foot four? Now he's tall.

Now he weighs more. Now there's all the cobblades. I never expected Floyd's. to knock him out. I mean neither. I was more afraid of this guy hitting Floyd with something big. Which was stupid.

No, no. No, it's not stupid. That was stupid. What you mean? It was. Come on. Now, listen, we saw the fight. If we want to be honest.

He landed 21 punches. If we want to be honest, the hardest punch that was laying in that play. My hardest, I mean, the most effective punch that was landing in that fight in terms of hurting somebody was by Logan. Logan landed.

Boom, boom. Yup. The over the top right. And he hurt, and he hurt Floyd. So why is there a video that you just, mentioned. Oh, you, oh, you're not going to go. That looks like, you're Qing on. You're

like, you're Qing on. You're Qaeda. That was clearly the minute. I want you to fight. That was him tired. Oh my God. But Floyd digging him with a nice gut shot, though. He did. I've seen that. Logan, yeah. Floyd was doing. Floyd was in there playing. Maybe he did exactly what I thought he was going to do. He should have been don't know his. He should have taken a little bit more. She was. Welcome to the league. No, let's what he should have. No, you know what he was. Floyd was in there being conservative. Floyd was not willing to take the risk. And that's why he didn't get hit, but he was not willing to stay in there and trade and get hit because why would he? Of course not. I'm not saying, why would he be he's fighting the guy who just

started boxing three years ago? And he's fighting a guy that's six foot five and outweighs him by 40 pounds. Oh, yeah, yeah, how tall is he going to get throughout the podcast? He was seven four. He was seven. It's like, this is what's happened on the internet. Y'all making shit up. I know. I told Waxis for weeks you was in here. I'm like, Waxis like, he's big and he's strong and it takes one pop one. I'm like he's not going to touch Floyd. I didn't say he's big and That's exactly what you said. He's big and in Floyd. The only person has been consistent about this shit has been

waxed because he also feels like he could beat up Floyd. Floyd would do exactly what he did to Logan and Wax. You're bugging. Worst. Listen. You're bugging. Wax would get tired quicker. I know that. Yo, listen. Logan's cardio is impressive. Wax would like, look. You know what I would do to Logan? What? I would destroy Logan. I would destroy Floyd.

You bugging. Number one. Listen, I put away up. Why y'all let me feel on the island by the south? You started to fight. Wait, wait. Why don't you let him do this? Listen, I'm going to tell you this real quick. If I trained, listen, you tell you.

No, no, no, no, no. You already did that? He was never saying after week. You already just said if I train. Now, why would not, listen, I'm an athlete. I always trained for all my things and I always was the man. Now was if he trained. Listen, always to know.

I always showed up to all my fears. Was he saying anything about training prior? Listen, he said for one round, anybody pulling him up against me. I'm down. You'll look just like Logan. Pull up the end of the first round. Yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm talking about right now.

Somebody wanted to go get in there right now. Oh, God, for 30 seconds in an elevator. Yo. In the bathroom? Yeah, 30 seconds in the bathroom. urine on the floor so it's slippery and can't nobody get their grip? Yo, I'm fucking up

anybody, son. Listen, pull up the first round, the end of the first round, Logan went for it. And he looked stupid as far. That's how whack would look. You tell me I look like that. You think I'll box like that?

What's wrong with you? You're a boxed. That's my point. No, no, no, I would destroy every single box you're talking about. I was, I shadow box with wax just outside here. Now, I'm not.

fucking boxer, okay? But I've logged a bunch of hours in the ring, and I've been training for a while, okay? What wax is, is incredibly fast for his size. Nothing you can do with me. And his hand, and his hand speed is incredibly good. So he's kind of unorthodox in his technique. No, it's Logan. No, it's not.

A guy who's, I would destroy that guy. A guy who's waxes size and boxes, and I'm not, I'm being honest with you. A guy who's waxing size and boxes is going to be able to take advantage of wax. But a guy who is, what? He is, he is, he is. He is. I will destroy. I swear.

I'm just waiting for somebody. No, you're not. I'm just waiting on you. We're going to do this in a closed environment to start time. That's it. The sparrow waxed, embarrassing.

Are you serious? Yes. These guys are skilled by, listen, what Floyd did in that ring, right? You know what he sounds like? It's like, do you think we're good

or what we do for a living? Like, you think that like anybody... You sound like Andrews saying he could do heart surgery. That's something better than that. No, no, I could do heart surgery. If he got YouTube, he probably could do it.

That's what that thing. I'm trying to tell you what the fuck I actually really do. When you agreeing with wax, ow. Yo, yo, but here's the thing. Here's the thing, Al. Here's the thing, Al. Al, here's the thing. I ain't say I'm the best heart surgeon ever. I might drop the scaffold in your chair. You know, not all the suit is going to be perfect. I can't do it.

On an island if you need a hard. You know how many cabinets have mad different tools after. I mean, it's up. That's what I'm saying. What? Did he say captains? Cabinets. You know how you can put a cabinet drawer together

and have mad different parts after it, but it's up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, boxing. What I loved about the fight on... I don't know. It's going on right. What I loved about the fight on Sunday. And this is how we know we're all caught up in the hype.

Floyd Mayweather did exactly what he's been doing to every fighter that we've seen him fight over the past 10 years. And he did it to somebody three, four times his size. three, four times. And he beat him up. Three, four times the size. He beat Logan up. He did.

He did. He did. He did. He chipped him up. He didn't beat him up enough. He didn't knock him down. He didn't T.K.O. him. The fight just went.

He let Logan wrap him up. And this was the most hilarious thing about it. And I love Floyd. Don't get me. I love Floyd. Yeah. I'm the biggest Floyd apologists. People hate on me for how much I love Floyd.

But Floyd complaining about Logan holding is the most hilarious thing because Floyd spent most of his career rapping motherfuckers up smart for good reason he was smart to do it but guess more because he was tired it wasn't because he wasn't going to beat him up

He was exhausted He was dressed and sweat after the second round He wasn't he would have beat him up the whole fight He didn't touch him the first round It don't matter that along what he did He would have won every single one of them If he was in shape

He didn't touch him Waxe Wax kept showing me the video It don't matter Going crazy He didn't touch him. It don't matter. If he did that for all those rounds. He wins.

He wins. How? What I'm trying to say? What are you talking about Shaloo? What are you talking about Shalda? All right. He lost that. What?

What? He missed every punch. Why are we going to listen to you? You look at Dicks on the Internet, bro. You're Googling Dix. Listen, he missed every punch. That was the funniest shit to me. It don't matter.

He still manhandled him throughout the first. How? What I saw he did. What I did, I saw him manhandling what the fuck before he couldn't do nothing. Wax. You didn't see him. How?

I got to get it out. I'm going to say his Wi-Fi would be messing up, so I don't know. I must say it's it. Oh, that's cute. So what happened to the first round? You clearly didn't see the first round. He was saying his Wi-Fi's messed up. Yo, he literally kept showing me the end of the first round where Logan didn't land a punch.

Just swinging all wild and crazy. Yeah, I wouldn't say that's the best example. of what happened in the fight. And he said that was manhandling. He didn't touch him. She was just beating him up. He didn't touch him wax. It wasn't one touch land.

Is he voie? You think that you could beat Tyson Fury? Who that? The heavyweight champion of the world? Man, I wouldn't even allow that. No, I would. I don't even know who that is, but yes. No.

So you don't think there's any man that just happens to be technically better than you at boxing? If he is, he the man. And I'll give it to him. But I've definitely. You said your brother has a good chance of beating you sometimes. I mean, listen, because I've seen him

train. I know what he's really trained about. When I think that somebody's doing push up... If I think somebody's working out, Tyson Fury will kill you in a ring. What the fuck is it? Literally, literally, literally might, you might die. You might. I'm not even joking. There's a chance. There's a chance you die.

Pull up Mike Fury. Tyson's doing that beat the shit out of the Yanke while I'll do. Pull up. That's his fault for getting beat up. You know, he's a skilled boxers. What that got to do with anything? You have no hours in the boxing ring. I don't know what fuck about that.

Oh, my God. I'm a skilled monster. Everybody in this fucking building, I guarantee I got more knockouts to all y'all put together. Where are not, seriously? I have more knockouts. You're right. I have more, no, no, no. I guarantee you're in this whole building.

I have more knockouts. More real knockouts than everybody in this. In a rain, we get what? Go walking. We're in Brooklyn. Let's go to Glees to the gym and walking there and say, I got more knockouts than anybody in this gym. But I probably don't because that's what they do. That's my point.

What is it matter about the knockouts in this building? What I'm trying to say if I'm a still. a train fucking monster. This is what the fuck I don't know. You're talking about street knockouts or ring knockouts? Exactly. I'm not about street knockouts, but still at the end of the day. Ring knockouts, I bet I have more than that.

Boxers embarrassed all street fighters. I don't care about that. I'm not a real street fighter. I know what? You can't do that. You can't do that. I can't do none of that stuff they're doing right there. Boom.

That's you getting dropped. That's you. I can't do what. That's you going night night. No head movement. Night night, booty. You wouldn't even see what Tyson throwing at you, bro. Oh, my God.

These are guys that throw four and five. No, man. If you put it like this, if you only put me against somebody, you're going to see me do the exact same thing to them. Not Tyson Fury. What's wrong with you? Bro, this guy is crazy. In a boxing ring, you think you can beat Tyson Fury? So, time on, time on. You think you could beat Tyson Fury in a boxing ring? Yes.

I love the confidence, but I'm telling you right now. Okay, that's some guarantee. Serious conversations. Serious conversation. Raw punching power. Yes. Do you really think you can punch harder than me? Guaranteed.

Put like this. Put like this. I'm going to right now, 250 reps of 225. So I know my punching power is tremendous. You know what I'm saying? Y'all is,

that's like a white power dream. You wouldn't last around. It's a big ball, white dude beating a black guy. Logan Paul. Logan Paul is an athlete. He's been training and works out. He was dripped in sweat after the first round.

Because he was tired. Merrill said, Meryl goes, there he go twerking again. Because he came by, he shot his little early. What do you think you would do? What are you? Me and Schultz in the crowd heckling you. You're getting beat wet.

You're going to start. People going to see the ball spot because the dredge's going to hang down because they're going to be so wet. It's going to be bad, bro. Look at it. Let's pull up the end of the first round. Because I want. Oh, this is this highlights?

I'm just... Boxing is just a different sport. I can't... That's all on y'all. You don't have to stop. I don't care. I ain't got nothing to do with me. We have to stop disrespecting this week.

I ain't got nothing to do with me. People die in that ring. That's cool. They will die. Like literally people die in the ring. I get it. They would definitely die. You tell me I hold my head out

for somebody to punch me. So, wait, do you think you could fight Mike Tyson? Yes. You think you could beat him? Yes. You probably... I love the confidence, swag. I love the confidence.

You're really under confidence, but come on. Yeah, like, come on. Why do you think he could last even like five rounds? We're talking about in a ring with gloves on. What's that got to do with anything? All right. Why don't you beat everyone off? Why don't you make millions of dollars?

Why are we not out there right now? Why are we not at least? What is ridiculous? What are we doing right here? We could be Don King for you. Like, we could be out there and put together all these fights. Why are you making us work so hard? Listen.

You know, son, for real. Fuck. Put up. three round fight and I'll show you something real quick so I understand what I'm talking about. We got to do this. I'm being serious. I'm, I got to hit. I got to hit. I really appreciate it. I don't me hit my man Brian in Jersey. Brian, Brian got a boxing gym. All right. I'm sure he got somebody for me. And we don't we don't even got to get somebody waxed eyes. No, no. Anybody willing to go. Anybody willing to go. Any skill boxer willing to go. Yo, if you actually knock that person out,

100% serious, I guarantee you going to knock him out. Okay. If that actually has a lot, happens, we could build him up and get a fight. If he goes to a random gym and knock someone out, we could build him up and get a fight. I'm a guarantee not going to. And I'll pay for the training. Listen, I'm a guarantee for you to train. I'll pay for you to train. Knock him out. Guarantee.

Guarantee. Guarantee. That's not like a Charles Barkley guarantee to me. Well, that's your fault. You ain't paying attention. No, you not. I'm paying attention. I don't care about that.

He told us Logan Paul was, he was, you could tell him Logan Paul wasn't going to hit one on Floyd Mayweather. I kept telling Wax you don't watch boxing. No, he did. He did. He did land on one, two. He got him, and I was dangerous. Listen, my little thing, my little thing, I love, listen, I love Floyd, too, and I didn't want one of our other one of our legends to go. Nate Robinson is not even a guy who played basketball before right now.

That's when our legend's gone. If Floyd had got knocked out and memed, that's two of our legends gone. You understand Nate Robinson never boxed. It don't matter. I understand that. Yes, it does matter. That's all we're talking about. I get it.

But right now, Nate Robinson is gone. You know why? Because he went in there with somebody who actually boxes, who actually boxes. who actually trains, who actually does this, and he got knocked out, like most people would in a boxing ring. That's the sarcasmus. I think Charlotte's speaking facts. I know.

You have to respect the skill. Like, I respect your skill and I respect myself. Y'all not respected me. That's retarded. We're not paying attention at all. We respect you enough to let you know what you walking into. I know exactly what I'm looking into. I would never let you get in the ring with Tyson Fury.

I'd be like, wax, no, hell no. Why? I wouldn't let you here. No. I wouldn't let you. You don't think that Floyd would lay some. Did you see what Tyson did the Deontay Wilder? It's his fault.

So you think you can beat Deonté Waldell? Yes. All right. Hold on. What is it like? Deionte will fight you too. Deontale do it. I don't mind.

We should get that together. Hey, Deionte, you're training for Tyson right now. Yes. Why not? He's barred. Look, he's good nice size, little sparring match. What's up? Deontte.

What is it like walking through life like this? I'm curious. Like knowing that I could like walk past like a thousand people and most likely beat the shit out of most of them. Yes. In the regular everyday world, yes. Yes. No.

And I'd be walking a lot of people. No. Listen, you got to understand. I played D.N. Right. And my coach sit there and be like, oh, give everybody their reports. And I got somebody 6, 8, 6, 9, 400 pounds, 360 pounds. What the fuck you think I think in my brain?

What they got to do with boxing? What do you think that? These guys are very skilled and very athletic, too, these motherfilful. Fuck you are. You play football. But I understand that. But at the end of the day, like I'm telling you, I'm never, these guys being this size don't mean shit to me.

But you play football. I know my skill with fighting and throwing my hands. No. But I'm trying to tell you. No. Well, that's your foot. That's like that's like a person who's never played football. No.

Getting out there on the football field with a football team. That's not true. It's not exactly the same thing. Is there any skill of football? A lot of skill to football. It's all about any rules. Can anybody just go out there and do it? Not just anybody, but I went out there and got to.

on really fast, caught on really fast. Especially being my size and handling the big guys that I was handling. So why do you use my technique and everything? Why do you get football more respect than boxing? Because it's just, it's brutal, man. And it's like like,

boxing isn't? Well, you got to understand. When my position playing D-Ly line or the D-Line is every single, every single hit is a fight. You see what I'm saying? Now I'm getting hit by two or three big, big motherfucker. 36, 370, 400 pounds. You know what I'm saying?

All day long. It's very brutal down there. This is a totally different fight. You don't think boxing is brutal? It is brutal. But down there in them trenches is really brutal. Dude, he got some big monsters down there. You're not even wearing helmets in boxing.

Football is fake boxing. These motherfuckers, you imagine getting hit by somebody 10 times bigger than you. These niggas the same size. That's cool. Imagine me going after somebody in my size in football all day. Me and them. Yo, I'm going against somebody 400 pounds.

If Logan Paul would have fought somebody his size with the boxing skill of Floyd Mayweather, he'd still be asleep right now. Yes. No, it's not, he would be sleep right now. I get that. He would literally have gotten, he'd be, like, laid up somewhere. I'm not even joking.

If he had forced somebody his size with Floyd skill, Floyd landed in the amount of time. Here we go. Here we go. He'd be laid up. If Muhammad Ali was still alive and in his prime, could he beat you? No, like I said, if I really train. Oh, my God.

Listen, if I really train, listen, if I really train and I really wasting your fucking time, I'm going to tell you this right now. If I really eat sleep shit, each sleep shit, boxing. Yeah, yeah. I'm guarantee I'd be the guarantee number one. So why not do that?

Do you see how all before? I want everybody that's been listening to the podcast for the past few ones. You tell you, these fucking bones can beat me. He has not been talking about Tyson Fury is not a bomb? I'm not talking about Tyson and the other guy. I'm talking about these fucking Logan guys.

Right now, for three rounds, I'll beat the shit out of both of them. Right now in a couple of weeks of training. You bugging. I'll beat the shit out of them. Yeah, I'm not even paying attention to you. No, no. There's no way you talk about it.

To me like that. There's no way. There may be to me, bro. I'm telling you. Jake. Jake. Yo, how long you think you will ask with them? With whom?

Anyone in Logan brothers? How many rounds you think? If y'all thought Logan looked good against Floyd, how do you think he's going to against you? They're boxing now, dude. I don't care about it. These guys are with my ass. I'm not boxing or doing anything like that.

Well, I would be asked probably be even worse. So you think you'll guarantee you, I will beat the shit out of them for three. Listen, you give me three rounds. I'm not worrying about them. Logan, what, stop! Oh, my. I've never rooted for a white man this much of my life. Logan, where are you?

No, it's Jake. No, I'll take you the one at this point. Paul. This is a party to Paul. Listen, I'm down. I'm down. Let's get it in. Let's get a couple of rounds and just I can show you out what time it is.

No, no. Like, I feel like I just respect the craft. I understand. I respect the craft too. Like I say this, I'm going there and really train each sleep shit football or training in anything. Yes. I always became the man in anything that I did. Regardless, like I said, I was one of the smallest guys.

I was 245, I got to 260 when I played D-Line. You know what type of motherfuckers I always had to go to? I had to train and get to the right thing and always know how to beat these motherfuckers up. You got something. One thing this fight has showed Wax. What's up? Is he has to train.

But listen, I get it. No, you did not get it before. Before you was like, Logan was going to knock him out. Logan was going to hit him. I'm like, he did not touch him. Listen, I don't want one of our legends going. And what did I say? I said if you watch boxing, you would not have that guy.

He got hit, though, bro. That shit could have fucked them up. No. We got muscle in his face. He could grow up. No. How about this? Wax.

How about this? I'll say this. If you trained in boxing. He sleeps shit for boxing, yes. How long? I'm not exactly. Okay. Anybody else get what anybody else gives?

There's all the pens on who I'm about the fight. Alex always tells me he's like, bro, you should just box. You should just do one of these fucking fights, whatever like that. And I always say to Alex, it would take. so much time for me to prepare for it. It would take minimum. You guys can't play minimum. Half year minimum doing nothing else. I'd have to even if I was due to a podcast like I couldn't be on the road. I couldn't do half a year just to get me. Got to give you life. That's why that's the only reason why I'm just like I can't dedicate that much time. And that's just for me.

It's impressive to be honest at both of those that the Paul brothers could do all their other shit and be training for the I just know for me I'd have to only do that. So. But, but. But if I only did do that, I have confidence that I could compete with guys that are not the professional level guys. I could compete with entertainers, even if they were on the high end of the boxing spectrum. I feel confident. I would say the same thing easily for you. You're a natural athlete. You got incredibly quick hands, great footwork for your size.

You could definitely compete if you dedicate yourself. I would definitely destroy. If you don't train, all they have to do is make it out of the first round. And then it's going to be, it's going to be tough for you. And I mean that's sincerely. Anybody. No, it's not anybody. Anybody don't train is going to get tired after the first round.

This boxing is real serious. I would take it serious. I hate how he's using our talking points against us. This is what we've been telling them for weeks. We literally been telling him this for week. Even in Texas, I told you, listen, I'm an athlete. There's nothing that I did that I did never trained for. You, you took me and challenge me, I'm going to go train for and make sure I beat you.

You've never spoken about. out there working out. When I think you're out here doing some bullshit, I'm going to be out there working out. I make sure I beat you. I'm going to make sure I win. So wait,

Wax, you were training with football. Why are you not in the league? Because I got, I was, there's some shit having. Oh, okay.

Yeah. I mean, he got tryouts. He definitely got trials. Yeah, yeah, if you dominate anything, you put everything into it.

I dominated everything. You should be in a league. Here's the thing. I dominated being wax too, and that was a problem. Ocho, Cinco, And Logan Paul made Wax respect to sweet science of boxing.

No, I won't never look like that. Listen, I got more skilled than that. I could tell he just played football. I did a whole lot more than just played football. I did a whole lot of other sports. You never boxed. Ocho single plays soccer too. Exactly.

And Ocho, his box. All right, well. You ain't box enough. Clearly. Neither of you. Well, this, where do you at? Wax, you never box at all. But you're comparing it to a street box.

I ain't know you fight before. No, you're comparing it to your street fights, right? We got to do this. No, we're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're going to do a brilliant idiots fight night.

We're going to definitely go brilliant this fight. We're going to have to. No, no, no, no, no, we can't do it. This is what we should do. We record his three rounds with somebody. This guy's crazy. Listen, listen. We record his three rounds with somebody.

You and I are calling the fight. Call it and then come back on the podcast. And then laugh about it for an hour. Okay. It's going to be hilarious. Okay. Then we release the foot. Okay.

And but we got to sell the footage. You put it up on whatever that shit. The only reason why you're going to hold this shit because the shit might motherfucker have to do it going to hospital. That's it. You got to go to the hospital? I agree. I agree.

I agree. I think you would have. Now, we'll make sure that you can get to the hospital. Say what? You're baiting. You're throwing bait out there. I'm really not. I'm coming the fucking water.

Chum it? I'm telling you. I'm definitely the shark that's going to bite their ass up. Keep playing around with these niggins. Listen to them if you want to. He knows what time in it. Boxing is. No, that's fighting.

I don't care. Why do you not, you can't, you're going to get, um, not cancel, what is it? You can get fouled or whatever in the box. What? Tell, tell, tell you. No, I'm just saying. You just sent women back like 10 years. Whatever is hard.

Jamel Hill has not been out of here doing the work in the sports world for you to say what you just said. What is she said? No, not I'm saying. Canceled? Fowles. What? Carrey champion and Jamel Hill have not been out of here doing. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Okay. For you to say what you just say. You're comparing what they're saying. You're comparing street fighting for boxing. You're saying that you're not, you're probably going to try to use whatever you use the street fighting and boxing. I know I got to put, I know I got to throw my hands.

I'm not retarded. I'm not going to play soccer and playing basketball. I'm not going to kick the ball and I'm playing basketball. That's what you're telling me. All right. I understand. We got to figure this up. Yeah, let's move on.

And knee and somebody is fucking slamming them. Let's move on. Let's move on. What else do we got here? Y'all want to do a... Simone Biles wins her seventh national women all around title. Hey, Wax, you think you could do that?

Can you beat Simone Biles and gymnastics? If I really trained... Yeah, shut the fuck up, yeah. For real? If I really trained? Get the goddamn leotard then. I want to see Wax in the leotard right now. You think he could flip like her?

When Wax wears it, they called a reotard. Listen. I know that wasn't politically correct, but that was funny. It was funny. It was funny. Jokes and jokes and jokes. Bro. Let these things.

You're not like that. Nah, shit gets me. Listen, I know by strength of our witnesses, you know what I'm saying? Just like I say certain things, I know I can't do better than other people because I ain't trained for that. I don't care to train for that. Like what? Boxing, I would definitely mind a train and really beat the shit out of someone.

I know I can really do that. What's that train? Train. That was Titty Train and Tolls. It wasn't Titty Teet Titty Teeth's training toes. He had it a fourth key now. We had in Tee. Listen, like I said, anything.

I ever did, I always trained for it, and that's why I was always the man. You know what I'm saying? I ain't going to go anywhere. I'm embarrassed. Listen, we got to go fund me set up. Little Duval, his born day is Saturday, I believe. When's the 12th? Yeah, his born day is Saturday.

Okay. Jeff Bezos is going to space. It's Jeff Bezos, his brother, and I think somebody else, but they have a fourth seat or is it three seats? It's three seats. So is Jeff Bezos, his brother, in an open seat. Yeah. They have a bidding for an open seat. How much?

We're trying to get Little Duval to go to space. It was $3 million something. So we started to go fund me for $4 million. Let's do it. 48 hours ago. Let's do it. As of 48 hours later, we've raised like $20. Yes.

But we want to send Little Duvall to space. Yeah, I put some money. I put $2. Oh, let's do it. Duval. I'm down. Literally, I'm not even exaggerating. I'm no Duval.

I'm not in 20 years. He's been talking about going to space too. Forever. I'm talking about when I say forever, forever, that's his thing. That's what he wants to do. When he's, like, he's always traveled, right? He always says he wants to go to space and take herself. And that's it.

So I'm like, yo, Jeff Bezos is going. Let's get Duval on the ship. That's dope. Got to go from you $4 million. We're a long way from our goal. That's why we need just petty rich people. Listen, how much you think it would be like, instead of like when I die, I don't want to have to be like, don't put me,

Don't cremate me or put me in the ground. Just throw me in space and let's let me go. Depends how you die. Now, listen, if you die at the hands of Logan Paul and you get 10% of the pay-per-view, then you'll probably have like $4 or $5 million. You might be able to do it. And you have to put that in the contract.

If he kills me in the ring, you have to send my space. I definitely want to go in space. Let me go up there. That'd be dope. Like, don't bury me and do all that dumb shit. Do you all want to go to space, though? Yes.

I would love to go to space. Really? Yeah. What is your intrigue about space? Why not? It's like saying like you want to go to an island. It's space. No, there's shit to do in an island.

I just think it would be fly. I want to see it. Sure, there's something up there. Yeah, I want to see what's out there. I think that's dope. You know what's out there. Nothing. We've been going on our space forever.

Ain't shit. We don't know that. No, I don't believe. Yeah, once we can go to other planets and actually see some other shit, bet. But like, you look at Mars and what is this? It's just a bunch of dust. I'm going to be honest with you. You got to have somebody out there.

Women with three tities. This is a, this is just, this is my take. I don't think we've ever left the earth. Me neither. I don't think any of these government. Now you want to listen to me now. All right. We're going to do hot takes?

No, no, no, no, no. We're going to do conspiracy hot takes? I think they've sent satellites in the earth. Okay. And I think that they've sent like rovers and stuff to the moon and Mars. I don't think humans from any country on this planet has ever left. I said that. All right.

Let me do. If we're going to do conspiracy hot takes, I'm going to give you all a conspiracy. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. That the earth isn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know how they made this.

flat. You know how they made this vaccine faster than any vaccine in history of the world? Yeah. And you know how they're saying that maybe the coronavirus came from a lab leak? That's what all the Fauci emails and all that kind of show is going out. Maybe the reason why they made the vaccine so fast is because they already had it. Because if this shit came from a lab, they already had all the information about the virus. They didn't got to figure it out.

They made it. What I'm saying is now you could trust the vaccine because we do know what it will do to you because they already been. had the vaccine for a minute. Oh, yeah, yeah, I get what you're saying. So if they made the sickness, they already had the cure. They already had the cure. And now the whole world got to take the vaccine and now they get to cash the fuck in. No, they should have said that then.

Well, what was the reason? They can't say it. What was the reason for shutting shit down for a year? Probably get Trump out of here. Like, Trump isn't the end-all be-all, but it's more of like a, you know, we got to cut this shit out where, like, independent people could fuck with the power structure. Like, yeah, let's give him a problem that. There's no way he can handle. Done.

He's out of here. And now we back to Biden and the rest of the, you know, establishment politicians. Because they really don't care if it's Biden or they don't care if it's the Bush's as long as this team establishment. Who they can control. Yeah. Exactly.

He was out of control. But people who know what the fuck time it is. Yeah, he was out of control. But why were they put him in control anyway then? Because he's not like, why did he went anyway. Trump wasn't in control. And that's why shit had to get fucked up. We're like, we didn't get this motherfucker out of here.

Trump wasn't. He was beholden to nobody. No, I know, but I'm saying, but why, if they controlled everything else, like, why didn't they not control Trump getting into the White House? That's what I'm saying. Because they fucked up and let the people decide. Instead of fucking with the number like they're supposed to. Why do you think they're going to half of voter suppression right now?

They're never letting this shit happen again. It won't be no Barack's, won't be no Kamlas, and won't be no Trump. The only shit that's going to be in is people that we want in position. Hey, Barack is part of it. Barak is part of it. Yeah, so the Rock's part of it. Rock is an establishment, bro. What is it?

Goldman Sachs guy I'm elected. No, no, no, no. He is establishment, but I still think systemic racism trumps all. And I think that the people did go out and vote for Barack the first time. Second time, I think it might have been some manipulation. Oh, I think they went out and voted for him both times. The first time was the largest vote in the history of America. I think he was great.

He was amazing politician. He was literally amazing at getting people to get people to get. get on board. And that's what a politician is. But his loyalty was to the party. Like, he going to do this shit. So to speak, bro. He was more, he was very bipartisan and like, and a lot of things. Exactly. That's what they want. Yeah. When I say bipartisan, I mean like the major issues, like all the rest of the shit is just for games. The major issues are where the oil at? Do we get it? All right. Hey, you're going to get the oil? And Brock is like, damn right. And we get the oil. We like you. Because if you look at the politics, if you look at Republican or Democrat

president over the last like probably 30 years, the same shit they always do, right? Which is, can we blow shit up and take whatever's there? Yes. That's really all they care about. Are we on the same page with gas? Yes. The major shit they care about and then the minor shit they fight about.

Should this bathroom be gender neutral? Should it not? And then that's the fuck shit. I think, I mean, honestly, I think Trump cared too much about domestic policy for they like it. He's like, why do you? They look in him like, yo, Goofy.

They're like goofy. Why do you care about this? We don't care about this. I'm serious, man. Where's Biden at right now this week? Sleep? No. He's on his foreign trip.

You know what I mean? Going around shaking hands, kissing babies with everybody else in the world. You know what I mean? America's, bro, we're just cool. That's all America. Literally, that's all America is. We're just a cool country. You can come here and flip whatever it is you're trying to flip.

We don't produce shit. What do we do? produce. Oil. All the resources is everywhere else. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't. Ain't order oil in the water? Yeah, there's oil in the water. Yeah. That's not in the States. Nah. I mean, until we go to get that shit. You know, this way it's going to space, bro, and I'm down. And I'm going to tell you something. None of this is a coincidence. Um, UFOs are here. And we don't care. No, I think we're going to start the

care. Yes. But they're slowly but surely. pulling back the curtain, letting us know there's something out there and they're acting like they don't know what it is because they're really just testing the temperature. The best thing that we're doing right now is being sleep. Because as soon as people's interest

starting to really perk up, like, oh, shit. You mean there's UFOs? They're going to be like, look, we're not ready. Who do you think is saved by aliens? Humanity. No, no, no, no. I mean, like, who do you think gets canceled on Tuesday, but then Tuesday night,

aliens show? up and then everybody just forgets they said some wild shit. Everybody. But like somebody specifically. Everybody. Whoever, whoever said some wild shit on that Monday. Ooh. Soon as the aliens coming, who gives a fuck?

Your wife, your wife's, um, to help you out. Nobody's going to care about cancel culture when the aliens come because everybody's going to be worried about being cancer. Yeah. Because, uh, this, this world has done such a terrible job of fucking, uh, depicting aliens is evil. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Who want to just come and destroy everything. So we already have a perception of. aliens. We think aliens are going to come and fuck shit up. Yeah. But everybody's going to be worried. It might be nice, man. They might be cool with us. They might be. They're probably the nicest people in the world. Our perception is pretty reasonable when you think about it. But what can they give us though? What the fuck we want?

It's more just like our perception is reasonable because that's what we do. Like, whatever we go somewhere, we fuck it up. Or we take whatever's there that's valuable. No, no, no. This is not a we. You and your people own that. You and your people own that. It's not a we. Oh, yeah. Man, Samusa got rich just by sharing it all. I'll give you. You think that's how he got rich? You think he got rich by just sharing all the wealth throughout Africa?

He said, give me that. Of course. He said, give me that. Nah, bro. Come on. That shit has existed all throughout. Stop it. We were just the best.

Y'all were the best. That's all I'm saying. Keep credit what credit is due. I'm not taking. Hey, the colonization. Nobody does it better than Caucasians. There we go. We the goats.

We the goats. We're the goats. We're the goats. We're the colonization. We perfected that shit. Well, guess what? It might be some aliens watching this brand of this podcast. Like, hey, I like them, but we're going to show them who to go to colonization.

Pull up then. Pull up there. I see you talking all that shit. Pull up then. All right. We're right here, yo. We outside. Hey, we outside.

Pull up then. Pussy? Aliens talking all that shit. We making movies. And what do we do in every movie? Body y'all asses. Look behind you. Bob!

That's gonna come alive. See this? We come correct every single time. E.C. phone home. They're making movies for four decades. Fucking y'all up. Y'all don't do nothing, yo.

You don't do nothing, yo. You just bought up a good point. They're watching this shit. Yeah, they're watching it. Just getting bullied. You're getting bullied out here with your big fucking head. Don't even got a mouth to say shit because y'all pussy anyway.

There's a podcast happening on another planet right now called The Brilliant Alien. And they are getting there. They don't call themselves aliens. They don't call themselves aliens. But they might just to be funny because they know that we call him. And they're going to run this back on their podcast

and they're going to say, signs got him fucked up. They think water. They think water can take us out. Why do you think them UFOs are going in and out of the water right now? That's what they go. Because they scared what's on land.

Nope. They're going in and out of water to let y'all know. Them cups of water that Mel Gibson was using, ain't going to work. Aye. we drink y'all we drink y'all what you mean they ain't got mouths okay we don't know what they have

say what we don't know what they have but when we find out what they got we're going to take it I promise you that nah I really think they might have given us a lot say what I think they might have already given us a lot if they gave us some stuff then that's fire thank you very much if they gave us stuff then they're responsible for white supremacy I think that's about that how you feel about that why they decided to help white people not black people they did do that aliens more racist than white people When you really think about it, why they just gave the dope technology to the whites? What did white people learn from the aliens?

How do we learn from them if they didn't come to ours? What if they might have came here years ago, did what they did? Yo, have you ever... They probably know you're going to tell. They ain't telling you shit. Have you ever Googled the Battle of Los Angeles? I'm sorry, can I just say one thing? Yes.

Aliens first came to Africa. The pyramids. The pyramids. Then they came to Mexico. The pyramids. And then they came to white people and they're like, yo, can y'all do something to accept to build pyramids? These brown people keep building fucking pyramids when we give them dope technology.

So maybe y'all wasted the good shit and they came to white people and they were like, okay, I think the aliens invented. I think the aliens built the pyramids and the sphinxes and all that stuff like that. I really do. I really, really believe that. Yeah, I do too. But one of those really strong black men out there who really did it and you give me a good idea. I know.

That's how good. Here we go. Wax, I could build a sphinx. I could build a pyramid. Come on, sorry. My train. My train. My train.

I can build a spank. What do y'all think aliens look like, though? I have no idea. But, like, in your mind, what do you think? I really don't know. What do you think, Shultz? I think that they need to, I think they need to chill the fuck out. No, what do you think they look like?

I think that they're really life-like. Well, they say, I can grant you something. What would you want from them? What I want? Yeah. Well, if the aliens said, I'll give you anything you need. More technology. More modern technology, which I think they've already given us.

That's why I think Jeff Faisal's going to space. It's not a fucking coin. He's probably about to meet them. You become a fucking trillionaire. You get a divorce. from your wife. You don't give a fuck. Yolo. Alien's coming. Alien's about to come back. They talk to him. Jeff's like, man, I'm going to space, bro. What's up? You got to connect. You know what I mean? Alien connect. You're going to bring your brother.

Listen, if aliens are coming to post up, right? Your brother got your bill. They're going to need money. Here's 200 million, you know, American dollars in a briefcase. Just give me the technology to go to space. Cool. So they're going to meet up in space. No, Jeff is just going to go. The aliens already got the money. They just gave him the technology. Alias gonna pop up when they feel like nice outfits and shit You know what I mean? Like, how do aliens are rich? That's what I'm saying

He got Tim's on They're probably over here like Men and Black They're all just guys You think they're already here? I think they're already here Yeah I mean not even joking I really do

Yo what about dude like I let you be able to have the feeling of nothing all day like just throughout your whole day Of just like feeling the distinction of a nothing Who would want that? Yeah what if white people are aliens I mean I thought about that sometime I think we all day before

Like everybody else is built to like handle the environment, right? Like, white people, we go in the sun and our fucking skin starts to melt, we get cancer, that kind of shit. We could not be from here. Everybody else is built to be here. You guys go out in the sense?

Or this is our aliens planet already. And we're the aliens, the black people are aliens because you're locked us up. Well, why do you fit here perfectly? You're locked us up. And now, you'll fit here perfectly. The sun works for you. It helps us out.

The sun kills us. Because it's already our planet. What if white people? I think white people are aliens, dude. What if white people are the, coronavirus of Mars. What if they made white people in a lab, dropped them off here on Earth,

expected white people to destroy everything, but all these years later, they're still here. What if? I don't know. I'm taking it in. I'm taking it in. Anything's possible, anything's possible, but I'm trying to take it in right now.

It might be the case. I don't think we are is like water and nut mixed. That's what we are. We water and nut. Water, nut and egg. We're water and nut mixed? We're a nut and we water. Like our body's made up of water.

It's made up a water. And we come from nut. And we come from nut. We come from nut. He's not wrong. Would you drink nut water? No. Why would I drink a person?

Why would you drink a person? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just do it in a minute. Average it right here. Just put, Are we not nut and water though?

We are nut in water. but you're okay with girls drinking a person. They drink people who are. And you fed, you fed people to women. Does that make women cannibals? We all are. You wouldn't drink that in water?

No. Why? Because those people. I don't like drinking kids. It's half a kid. It's not a full kid. You need the egg to make a kid. It's not the whole kid.

It's half a kid. It's like the, it's like kid batter. It's kid batter. It's a brain. You got to make it. give the brain the egg is the body. So is it a brain? I don't know. I think it's like batter. It is like batter. It's a kid batter. Without the water.

Because the batter is not a cake till you're baking, right? Ah, so you got water until we're human. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. What? It's just like creatine powder. It's protein powder. You have protein powder without any water. There you go. That's interesting. Yeah. I think we might be a little bit more than nut and water. Yeah, we're a little more ingredients to us. We got a little bit more nutmeg because we darker. He just. Yo, you got nutmeg, though?

Why would nutmeg? Oh, you're nutmeg. Oh, you're nutmeg. Yo. Ah, yes. Like baking a cake. Why not? What would make it taste good for you?

I don't know how to be sugar. Nut sperm, water, nutmeg. What else would you go out? Then make a person? Nut water. Eggs. And you would drink that. I wouldn't drink it.

You could make a person. Yeah. But what would make sperm good? Like, you know, those cooking shows, they're like, all right. Well, fruit. Say what? Fruit is what makes it good. Yeah. Yeah. So you mix fruit in with the nuts. Okay, I like what this is going.

Cerell. Okay. We're putting together waxes, protein, power shake for the fight, right? No. Himintyth and Fury. Yes. We got sperm, nutmeg. Some fighters have drinking their own urine. Their own urine. Water. But no fighters drink in their own sperm. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Fruit. Okay. Cretine. What else we want it in there? No, it's too much. Nutmeg. I hope that is. Okay. We got nutmeg. Nutmeg. Nutmeg. Nutmeg. Nutmeg. Nutmeg. sperm, water, creatine, fruit.

Mangles. Mangos. And beet juice. And beet juice. Boom. Done. Do you want oat milk or something like that? This is actually good for your brain oatmeal in the morning.

That's what I've been doing lately. Okay. And nutmeg. Nut has to be good for you. It's not nut. What do you mean? Yo, there's none in this smoothie. There's definitely sperm.

No way. What? You want to win a nut? It's yours. It's yours. It's like biting your nails. It's not a big deal. You don't bite your nails?

It's the same shit. But girls give you a head and nut and her mouth. Do she ever try to kiss you? I would never do that. Why don't you want you to eat your own night? What? I really have a question about that. You have what you said?

Hold on a wild question. I want that question out of context. No, no, no, let me ask you a question. Just randomly tweet that one question. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Why don't we? For a real. That's a good question.

Why don't we? That's kids. I think why? What do you eat your own kids? But you'll let us? You'll let them. Y'all don't, y'all take care of kids anyway. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. I'm just saying, right? Y'all got to carry them. Whoa. You got to carry the kids. Taylor, I need a comeback. I'm not a woman.

I can't respond to that. Whoa. You said we take care of them anyway. Y'all carry the kids. Yeah, you're used to having kids inside you. You are more used to having kids inside you. Men don't carry kids. Why would I carry a kid now?

Whoa. Yeah. You can have a kid in your stomach. We can. We can. What the fuck? That's a good point. You're not getting pregnant off of swallowing cum.

So what the fuck does that even matter? But she can still carry the kids. What am I ever doing forever? I'm never one of the kids. Men have to take care of the kids sometime though. Yeah. But we're not going to have to carry them. What you mean?

If you guys had, so, wait, huh. If you had an opportunity. Let me ask her a question. If you had the opportunity to carry your kids, would you carry your kids? You're pregnant? No. No. Why?

Why? Why would I? It's your kid, though. I'm not built for that. But no, somehow you're all was able to get built for it. I mean, yeah, if it was by nature and that was a thing that could happen to me.

No. I'm telling you, I'll be one of them girls that like girls. I'm not getting pregnant. I'll be one of the girls that let you. Okay, okay. That's wild. Your girls are married.

Why don't you already look pregnant over the summer and so it never matter. It looks good on you. The baby way it looks good on you. Just to all the things I've seen her going through and stuff like that, that's, you got to be, that's a miracle. I can't do it. No, it is.

That's why women are women, and I don't play that whole shit about, oh, women aren't as strong as men. Certain areas. Women are stronger when it comes to the pregnancy thing. That's the fact. I couldn't do that. Even taking care of the baby at night, she'd wake up in the middle of the night all night.

She'd probably get two hours of sleep in a week. Me? Can't do that shit. Nor? I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do.

I do extra things that I could do. Rub the feet. There ain't I can do. Wait. Wait, time out. You have kids. So you didn't get up in the middle of the night and help your child? Charlea.

Nobody asked me to. This is really a partnership. You don't understand. What you mean? Get up at 420 in the morning. That's what I'm trying to say. It's like, come on. It's not regular.

You got to understand. I got to get back. Now, listen, on week as much as I can. On weekends, if I hear. If I hear the baby, if I hear the babies, if one of the babies is Brian and my wife's sleep, I'll get up to go see what's up. You know what I mean? But, yeah, that's what I mean? So both got to sleep.

Or if my daughter, one of my daughters walks in the room in the middle of the night and my wife would like out, out, I'll get up and put him back to bed. Only if she's out, though. Like, you never just took an issue. I get up at 420 every morning. So what? I don't know. It's a partnership. Nobody ever asks me to.

Yeah. That's the funniest question. Nobody about me to. You have to take care of your children? You ever be a father? I'm a father all the time. I'm a father all the time. But, you know, the night is different.

Yeah, it is. I wake up at 4.20 in the morning. Yeah, but it's still your responsibility because you decide to come in here and everything else. So you need to take that. It's a partnership, Taylor. Oh, that's crazy. Why are you talking about his wife like that?

It's a partnership. That's crazy. What are you mean? She don't mind doing her part and I don't mind doing my part. And listen, if I got to get up, I'll get up. Word is born. times she need me. If I got to get up, I'll get up.

She is definitely considerate. Hold on. I've got to get up before. Have you woken up to the crime and then you were like, It takes three babies. Three babies, TLC. Baby, baby, baby, baby. If she don't answer on that third baby, I got to do what I got to do.

I got to get up. But you the least hit her with the baby. First one. Baby, baby. Yep. Yeah, you good. Listen. No, I tap.

The last one I tap, you're good. No, I don't tap. If I got to tap. Well, why are I look into her? Why don't I was just doing it? You all supposed to be the least. And everything else. You gotta get up at 4.20.

Okay, let's switch it around. I got to get up at three, right? Yeah. So if I'm pregnant and everything else, we had the baby and stuff, who's getting up? I'm still supposed to get up. You got to get up at 4 in the morning.

You don't know. Right partner. Wow. What you mean? Every month when the mortgage payment comes out, his wife goes, you're, and you'll get maternity leave. And you get maternity leave.

That's true. You get maternity leave. Okay, so what? We don't get that. We don't get that. We don't get it. We got to still work and we got to provide still. And hold y'all down.

And hold y'all down. And anything y'all need, we have to make sure we get it for y'all. All the cravings. You know, I can't. Listen, all the cravings, all the things that y'all need to get comfortable. Everything is all on us. By the way, here's the thing, Taylor, I don't have a problem doing it. Not at all.

I'm just simply saying, to wax this point, yes, it is a partnership. So it's like shifts. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm with a shift. Do you work. And you thought you were just going to relax the whole time? That's what you thought this was. Relaxation.

You thought you're on vacation. No way. No, you got to take care of that baby that you want it so bad. If she's taking care of the baby all day, though, and then when night time comes when she's tired out, y'all not going to take the initiative? It depends. You know as well as Taylor, you wake up to do breakfast club too. It's a game of inches in the morning.

Literally. So you get up at 2.30 and spend 15, 20 minutes, changing the diaper, doing something else. It's like this. It's hard to get back to sleep. You know what I mean? When you're out, you out. Like, it's different. If I was, if I didn't have morning radio, no problem.

You've got to make it so comfortable for her so she can do her job so good. Anything I could do. I don't think of that. Like, everybody has their role in the relationship. It's really a role. I promise. Yeah, like, I imagine you're not the type of person that's like holding any money stuff over your wife. You're just going like, oh, that's what I do.

I hold it down over here. Like, it's not even a question. I have none to do it money. It's all about literally, if I, if I got to get up at 2.30, 2.45 in the morning, it's hard for me to go to sleep. as it is. Yeah. I'm probably not going to be up in time. The rest of my days. But working. Maybe that's a bad example. I guess I'm trying to say it's like when you're the breadwinner, right, I never hold money over my girl. No, but that's

us. That's our, like, my fiance. Like, that's our money. Like, let's, we need something. I wouldn't have what I have without my wife. Exactly. Because they play a role in you being able to do that. We've been together 23 years. 100%. So it's like that, but we also understand there's certain responsibilities within the relationship. And it's way better if neither of us. holds them over the other person. Yeah. So if that person is going to be like, I feed you, I cook for you. Like, what's talking about?

Yeah. That's your role. And this is my role. Exactly. And it could switch. I tell my girls, like, yo, you're one of these fucking high level executives in one of these companies and I just take chill. Hey, please believe, laundry is going to get done.

I'll be hanging out walking a dog. You go work 80 hours a week and all that shit, babe. Whatever you want to do. That's what I said. I don't want to do that more because I want to be the best clothes washer in the world. I'm gonna be the best cook in the world. I'm a mold type of person. I don't want to do that shit.

You've never washed your clothes in your life. That's why I'm not gonna never do it. Oh. I did that time with you and me and your pop. That was disgusting. That was disgusting. My daddy literally had to tell wax he was stained. Yeah.

He was bad. He could hold it. As soon as he got to come out. He was waxing his back, my dad in the front of him and I go. He's working out. What? You been working out, boy? I like that boy.

God damn, boy. He asked him without working out. Working out? How is your dad doing? He's good. Larry good, man. Is he retired? Not really.

He just had early this year. He had, uh, what's after four? Quintipal? Quinn tuplets. One of those. I'm talking about heart surgery. Oh, Quintuple bypassed surgery. That's what he had.

Oh, okay. I thought he had five kids. I was going to say, what? No, hell. That's what he had. So he had that earlier this year. Oh, my God. he had some complications after just because he had like,

he was getting blood clots and stuff because he can't keep still. You know what I mean? But he's doing good. He's doing good. I've talked to him a couple weeks ago. He's recently, to me, just started to sound like himself again. Let's talk to me. All praise is due to go.

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If you, just just say you don't like my comment, Sheldon. You don't know if I keep doing stuff. I just was questioning it. That's all. What was you questioning, Taylor? You're a runner, too.

You should appreciate it. No, no, no. I said her form better be. What? What did you say? Said you through the discus. I did not. No, I did not.

He was the fastest in the state. Stop playing with me. Who said that? Who was the fastest in the state? My relay team. Who won? I just say we were the fastest I got to see you in high school, Taylor.

You ever want to pass down. I want to, I want to. You're too low to the ground. Yeah, I'm fast, though. I have, it's cool. I don't believe that. What was the real? What was the real?

What was the video? We want to see. Okay. But what was the race? Where is it? Pull it up. I don't know if you can maybe you can look going to YouTube, huh?

Did you ever brick a ribbon? Did you have a ribbon? The race. Yes. Yeah. What number were you in the race? I was the first runner. You started.

And I did. And I did. Oh, so you're the last, you're supposed to be the last person to break the redneck? I did first and anger. I'm good at getting out the block. You never broke her right? I don't believe you. Yes, I did.

I said I was the first leg. I don't believe you. And then later on I became the anchor because the person I was already anchor, she left, she graduated. Either way, I just said that Tiffany needs to get her form right because she can't just. She's been working on this for two years. Unlike, listen, unlike some people. Did she ever run track, though? Just running.

Let me work on it. Just run. Like, how is that hard? You can't learn that after? Chos, I can't wait. Can we, can we race, bro? Whenever you want to race, I'm going to race.

Okay, let's go. All right. No, no. But running is just. I feel like wax now. Like, stop. No, no, I'm more confident. It's running.

Like, I'm not a thousand percent. What? You see, wait, time on, you see me run. I didn't say that. In my faster night. My faster night. I see her run going where. My faster night.

He couldn't even, no. I used to take his phone. And he. Dyer. Y'all are ridiculous. Your comparisons are so crazy. I'm fast. I can run track.

I just take his phone and right around. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop. What's fast? Are you on track? Are you getting up the questions for to ask it? First of all the questions, for asking the earlop.

I'm just saying, your confidence of saying that you could beat him and running, you're not really as confidence I am about being up. Why? Who gets a fuck? I know what I could do.

Do you guarantee he could beat him and running? Yes. You ever seen him run? No, I don't need to. I think Taylor could probably be Shoges and run. Guys, she's a girl.

Come on, come, come, go, go, go. She's a girl. I'm a guy. She's a girl. I got $100 on tail. I'm 6-2. What's the, what's the length? What's the length?

You have 50 or that? You can do 100? You got 100 on shows? 200 is my specialty. I'm 6-2, all legs. I'm all legs. That is the only reason. You know how many girls I beat with all legs?

That's girls. I'm a guy. That's the reason I don't. I, yeah. The imaginary track career. What do you mean? Because she's too low to the ground? It just, why don't have to be low to the ground?

Like, what the fuck does I'm trying to understand? But my feet are, I don't got no stride. I promise to that, but my feet are bad. Strive. Oh, I take you that one. If you don't have no stride, how do that? I don't know. You don't have.

My stride isn't that long. I'm a sprinter. I don't need to be long. I thought track runner was all stride. No, if we're doing 100 or 200, you don't have a chance. The only chance. chance you got is 10 feet. What, how much you think?

I can't wait to this. We could run down the hallway. Nah, no, no. We could run down the hallway. That point, that's right. Nah, now, Taylor last name, Paul, bro. Tell the last name Paul, bro. Tell her last name Paul, you white wax, bro.

Taylor bust your ass, bro. Taylor bust your ass, bro. I think Taylor bust your ass. You don't care about the dreads and nothing. No, no, no, I think Taylor butted your ass. Okay, fuck it. Taylor tied him dredged up. She busted. And I don't mean this to be sexist, but...

No, no, no, no, onto real shit. Whack, whack, right? Whack. Oh, no, no, pro, fro, fro, fro. You got a train? You always test me on my athletic skills, skills, right? Spills.

Skills, right? Am I good or not? No, for real, for all. All right, but I don't know about... What do y'all call athletic? No, I'm just saying. Y'all want to compare shit, like guys and girls like that, well, I know it's just shorts.

But I'm just saying... I think you bought your shorts out. I think you'll get them, too. That's why I'm putting up $100. And I know, by the way, I know two girls right now that will bust your ass. Guaranteed. Guarantee. And ain't even close.

Ain't even close. Flew to the Barba Twins. Amen. Only girl beats me running is Kailen Jenner, bro. Barba Twins. Lisa bust your ass right now. Right now. With no training.

No training. Right now. Let's go on the street. And they do that. That's their style. They do. If y'all was having this talking right now, to be like, let's go. Out of the club.

Right now. She'd get. right now. Yo, I'll bring next week. Let's run. You bring some sneakers. I'll bring some sneakers. We do a race right out there.

All right. Dill? You got no sneakers on you? Huh? No, he's got single. Damn. Jesus would have took there.

It took that. Yeah, Jesus was it done with the standard. We can go barefoot. I know you don't want to race me. Barefoot is over for you if we go barefoot. Well, y'all got the hallway right there. Beafle. Jesus, I wouldn't tell her to do it in this hallway.

Yeah. I'm going to fuck my leg. Jesus really disappointed in you. He was like, yo, take that challenge in San. You know how much shit I did in Sanchez? Okay? All right. All right.

All right. I walked in water in sandals. God damn. Jesus had films on, though. Jesus out here with sandals show his toes. Yeah, we don't know what them sandals are made up. Maybe it was some buoyant-ass shit. They probably would timbrelant.

Nothing water in sandals. No. That's the water in sandals. That's the miracle that they didn't show you in the body. But that's really in the miracle. He turned nothing in water until a human. Jesus, I'm playing. Forgive me.

Forgive me. But that really is a miracle. We are really nothing water if you think about it. No, it's not just... I bet. You want nothing water bad, bro. Tiana Taylor, first black woman to be Maxim's hottest woman alive. Maxim is still around.

Bro. That used to be much. Yeah, they used to have some... I had a subscription to Maxim. I don't even know how I got a subscription to Maxim. That was one of them things they used to come to my mom's house. Oh, it's free mom. Avon.

Seriously, I was getting a free subscription. I don't know how. Avon, ladies. Huh? The Avon lady. Yeah, description. I don't know that one. None from Catholic elementary school.

Oh, this is wild. Pleads guilty to embezzling $835,000 to feed her gambling. Her gambling debt. But that's funny because, like, you know. Merry clans. Like, when she's gambling, she's definitely praying that it works out. And God wasn't even helping a nun, bro. Yeah, I was looking at that story today.

That's true. Now, she, she, she, if based on the rules, Ms. Nunn. you might be going to hell just based on the rules because I counted about four of the ten commandments that she broke and about three of the ten crack commandments by Biggie

no seriously and the answer did it in Vegas Sin City Yeah that's a lot That's a lot And then you lied She took a vow of poverty Yeah

You know what I mean Well she's poor But you don't go to hell though Because the crack care stole From the collection plate I'm saying that Yeah but she was feeling from the I'm just saying based

When you and none, your vows are different. Now, I'm not, you know, God forgives, we know this. You know what I mean? Jesus forgives, I'll out forgive them. But when you say that you're part of the church, yeah. That's it. You can't tell us that we're going to hell for X, Y, and Z. And then you out here doing it.

That's what I'm saying. That's the way I do. The nurse inside the hospital gets sick too. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, they supposed to know better. Yeah, we have to be able to forgive them. Like, they're all, that's a good-ass point, yo, just because you work in the hospital, I mean, you get sick.

You get sick to me. You don't have a problem. Listen, I extend grace to everybody. Bless. You know what I'm saying? I don't. You don't? What does grace stop for you?

What does grace stop for you? Women and children. What do you mean? Women and children. No, I'm saying. Somebody do something to women and the children. When is grace stop? For me, like, when you're trying to hustle me?

Like, if I think you're trying to hustle me, grace. But think about it, right? Those are kind of the easiest people to give grace to it. I'll tell you why. If they're trying to hustle you, season one or two things, they're just evil, terrible person are there in some type of dire need. Yeah. You know what I mean?

And I should be more graceful in those moments. I'm trying to be more graceful. Because what I would tell somebody is like, yo, you don't have to hustle me, bro. Yeah. What do you need? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, because sometimes God sends angels in your life or he sends people to assist you in some

way. Fix your heart and you'll do it. That's right. Don't shit on your blessing. I'm here to assist you. Can I don't hustle. And by the way, you all of us have had those conversations. You run into somebody and you know they're trying to scam you and you're like, yo, bro.

Don't do that to me. What do you need? And then that person just all of a sudden the mask goes away. It's like, man, I just need suck. Yeah, man. I'm trying to get some crack, man. Here. All right, give me 10 pushups I got you.

You get $10. I'm just saying. You got to do something for something. You got to do something for something. So everybody gets grace. I'm not judging that none. I'm just, I'm actually, I only say things like that to show her how absurd some of this is. How are we going to hell if there's so much forgiveness in the Bible?

How could anybody ever go to hell? That's why you can't kill yourself. Ah. That's the only thing God don't forgive you. I don't believe that either. I can't ask forgiveness. Because what if what I'm going through on this planet is too much to bear? But you got, that's why a lot of people don't kill it.

But you got to want to go to hell. Yeah. And if everything is preordained, right? Why is that not my destiny? Maybe that's the way I was supposed to go out. Because it says that, God's not going to give you anything you can't handle. And I'm not even religious like that. I'm just saying.

What if you can't handle it? I don't know. I'm just saying, like, I'm, you know, I'm not, I'm just asking.

I always believe that, I always believe that right before the darkest hour is your grace, is your blessing, you know what I'm saying? So right before you killed yourself or right before you did that thing,

you like just snapped. That second, that next second is supposed to be where the grace and, and where you're supposed to be able to get all your blessings come, and people snap right there. That's the time you weren't supposed to.

What if you snap and you know, what if you snap and you decide you want to exit and you end up in heaven. Ooh. I'm just saying, like some people might just know if their time. Well, get dropped off at in space then.

No, but maybe he says that you can't kill yourself because it'd be too convenient. Like, if heaven is just right on the other side. He wanted to do it. God want to do everything. You know what I'm saying? You took it upon yourself. I don't like that. I'm just saying if eternal happiness and joy and bliss, if heaven is the greatest place on earth,

and that's where you go after you die. Like, in the initial version of the Bible, he didn't have suicide not in there. In what version? I imagine when they first wrote the shit, it was just, It's like, yo, you do all this shit, you go to heaven. And then people are like, yeah, what if I just kill myself right now? And then the motherfuckers was killing himself. And then he was like, oh, shit, it's busy.

Is that why people blew yourself up yourself? No, what if they added it to the new versions of the Bible? Because it's like when you try to go to- When you try to check into your hotel too soon. That's it. And you got to wait in the lobby until the room's ready. Exactly. Whoa.

Because think about it. If heaven is that fire and we could get there by just killing ourselves and we're immediately there, who the fuck is going to live life? By the way, that's a great point. Life. Life of heaven is that much better. Isn't that what we all trying to go anyway? I read the Bible for the first time way back in the day, I would be like, what am I wasting

my time here? Yeah, we out. I got to work. You're saying I don't got to work. There's bitches everywhere. My house is fire. I get to do whatever I want. Like, I'm out.

Let's go. Mansion. Everybody got it. So, okay. He's out of fucking projects and shit. Boom. You get your fucking mansion? He's like, why would I even stay alive?

And then God was like, oh, shit. All right. You can't kill yourself. You don't kill yourself. It was crowded up here. It is your turn. It is hard for me to believe. Oh, we all got the fucking thing.

We got numbers. We all got a number. It is hard for me to believe, though, that in any religion where they teach that, you know, God forgives and you pray for repentance, that he would punish you for committing suicide. That's when you would think that such a loving being would embrace you more. He ain't ready for you yet. It doesn't matter. It's like, he got your time.

He got your number. We all have a time. You know, that's not. But how do we know that's not God's will? If everything, if we believe in divine planning and everything going according to plan, how do we know that's just not his will? I don't know. The way I always thought about, like, the Bible and I never thought about heaven as like an actual place

where we just go kick it. But that if you lived in a religious way, then heaven could exist while you're on earth too. I agree with that. So it's like, yeah, you could feel joyful in love. and all these things. If you do everything the Bible kind of says. And I'm not very religious guy, but I kind of live in a weirdly religious way.

I feel God presence. Yeah. So I guess the people who are looking at heaven is just like, oh yeah, here's this new realm that I go to when I die. I think they're missing the point of the Bible, which is like, yo, here's the cheat code for enjoying life. Just do all this shit right here.

And you're going to feel better. Help your neighbor. You're going to feel better. Treat people well. You're going to feel better. Don't covet that neighbor's wife. But that's true. Family.

Like, it is true. All they really did was give us a bunch of rules on not how to be assholes. And by not being an asshole, you actually feel better. But someone needs to write it down because we are, we are, what is it, a pre-destant to be an assholes? Like, it's written in our DNA. That's the idea about, like, original sin or whatever. Is it though? I think in our DNA we're assholes, yeah.

I don't believe that. Because look of babies, man. Look at kids, man. Because they're not fully realized yet. Kids are just the sweetest, loving, like, and I fully realize. Yeah. They're not all of that. They could be assholes.

They are bad. No. No. No. Sometimes we traumatized kids early. No. Those kids bad, bro. Because they want to do what they want to do and it's just not in there.

Man, kids don't just come out bad. What you mean? They're like this with their food, everything. Why? Why? You were a bad-ass kid? I understand what. Would you say you were bad kids?

But what made you bad? What made you bad? These kids don't even know that what they're doing is back up a kid. And knocks his plate down over and he's one or two. He don't even know. That's not true. That's not true. You know what it is.

Apparently as a child, you're incredibly selfish. And that's okay. But like everything you do is to feel good in the moment. Even when you're doing things for other people, you realize it makes you feel good. What the fuck is a child doing for other people? For example, like a child, are we talking for them? No, like babies, like little, tiny kids. Sometimes a baby will make adults laugh.

Yeah. Right? But making adults laugh makes them feel good. They're learning at a very early age. Oh, if I can make other people happy, it kind of makes me happy. baked into our DNA. My two-year-old is like, for no reason. Exactly.

Like to tick on my feet. And then you sees you laughing. They're like, oh, that feels good, right? And they also want to hurt you, though. I'd be like, ouch. And they were like, yeah. Oh, that's fire. Exactly.

That's a game you can always play with kids. You let them slap your hand and you act like it was too hard. And they wanted to do it more. No. Yes. They want to hurt you. No. I do that.

No, you're right. Tell me sad. No. I act like I'm crying all the time. Just my daughter's, they get so sad. No. You're going to kiss you all right. I got some monsters.

I got some monsters, maybe. We'll start taking care of them. They need a daddy in their life. We had a dad in their life doing that way. I was like that as a kid. And my dad would play that game who would act like I hurt him and I would make me. Want to do it more? No, that's why you like that to this day.

No, but no, he gave me confidence that I'm strong. No, that's why you like causing people pain, Taylor. You like seeing people hurt. No, I don't. Yes, you fucking. Why? That is her favorite past time. No, it's nice.

Why do you think that? right here love to deliver bad news. You need God. You need God, yo. No, bro. Why do you think that? Do you know yourself? Have you met yourself?

You like to deliver bad news. Why do you think that? I'm not my friends. Have you met yourself? Why do you think I like to deliver bad news? I just said good news that Deval is up to $20. That's cool. No, it's not.

Read the GoFarm. Read the description you put. Read the description you put. Listen. Read the description you put and read the first. line and you tell me if she don't like fucking pain. Read the description. Read how this shit. You said it online though. No, I laughed.

Read the shit. Read the description. Hold on. Where is the description? You're acting like this is asking idiot, yo. You made the go find me. Where are you finding out? No, I don't know where to find out on the go find me. Hold on. Where is it at? Oh, okay. Just kidding. Go to WWW. All right. Read the description. Help to fall.

Help. Come on. Our guy is in desperate need to go. the space with Jeff Bezos. He is. I said that and that's like like he really wants to go. No, you did. Yes, I did. He said, help Duval, our guy's in desperate need. I'm automatically thinking it's some type of disease. He needs funding for it.

And then what else? Then what's after that? You're hating, bro. Help us raise money for him to go. Oh, no, sorry. Help him raise money for him to go for his birthday. Coming up. The first two lines was hate.

Yeah, that was. Yeah. Yeah, that's not good. Our guy is in desperate needs? No. But is he not in death? Like, he wants to go. It was definitely hate.

That's not good marketing. To your point to put a button on it, I do believe heaven in hell, even though we don't know either one. We don't know what heaven is to know what that bliss feels like. Oh, hell. I don't even know if I believe in either one, to be honest, which I don't actually. But I believe that we can create those conditions for ourselves here on her. Yes. And I think that there's what I just think it's all about a mindset.

Yes. You know what I mean? Like, I think you can. You could be in a physical hell or a physical heaven just based off like your mindset. Because I know-emotional health. Yeah. But think about it, right? I know people who, you know, can't walk, right?

Or they have like physical ailments. But this, sharp. Oh, they don't even think about it. You know what I mean? Strong. They don't even think about it. So, and then meanwhile, you got some people who are 20 pounds overweight and they ready to fucking have all types of surgeries and driving themselves crazy for the way they look

of pictures and putting filters on. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like they're they're torturing themselves. So I think it's really just all about what you tell yourself that determines, you know, what your existence will be here on this planet. Heaven or hell like existence. That's a good point. I agree.

I agree. And I do want to say, I want to say today we're recording this on June 9th. Okay. It is the one year anniversary of our friend, Mr. Jasmine, Jazz Fly Waters. No. And, you know, I wear this ring and, you know, I don't wear it often. Because it makes me sad. And for whatever reason, idiots think this is Kamala Harris.

So they'd be like, this guy's such a democratic show. This is not Kamala Harris. It is jazz fly. Okay? So salute to my guy, Greg, you know. I had this made last year, actually. But I don't wear it much at all. But, you know, today is her, you know, one-year anniversary.

So I rep for my friend who I miss more than motherfuckers would ever know. Okay. So rest in peace to jazz fly. RIP jazz, everybody, RIPP Jazz. What do you think? Let's do, well... Just go down. What do you think, Ken?

What do we think? No, I was thinking about the Chloe shit because Chloe really did have a good point when Chloe wished, she said, my forever brother or something like that, on Kanye's birthday. Yeah. And this woman got mad and was like,

yo, Kim, that was whack. You know, Chloe's supposed to be your sister, blah, blah, this and that. And what Chloe said to her was so fucking true. You stupid motherfucker, you don't think I talk to my family every day. Yeah. You don't think we have conversations about this every day.

Yeah. You don't think we discuss our feelings to each other? Yeah, yeah. Who are you to jump online and tell my sister that I was wrong for calling him my forever brother? They got four kids together. Yeah. There's a bond there, even though Kim and Kanye. He's going to be in their life.

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it has to be. Yes. Oh, just because they get in divorce, Is that me? You think Chris don't still look at him like a son. That's her grandkids daddy.

They still have fucking Whitsman call it around. What's, who's Courtney's dude? Oh, yeah. Yeah. They still hang out with him all the time. It's just silly. And it's just,

it just shows how ridiculous people are on social media and on YouTube and all this other shit. Y'all are way to invest it in other people's lives. But they also need everything to be binary, right? There needs to be good and bad, hero, villain. And that's what they're trying to create out of this situation. They can't fathom that like two people could get divorced because they've fallen out of love, but they still want the best for their kids.

Dug. They still hang out and they can still be like unemotional in that regard. Like when people don't love each other no more, the best thing they could possibly do is separate so you could take care of them kids. That's right. So yeah, I think that this just she's dunking on an idiot online. But like that's all this is. Sometimes you have to though.

Yeah. Just to show how ridiculous they are, man. Like even I saw with Fab, when Fab posts. He posted, you know, the young lady from City High, I think Claudette Ortiz. And he just, he posted her and he said something like appreciation, natural bodies. I don't know what it was. But I saw all of these people reacting like they date, fabulous. I already told you what it was.

What was it? Because he's known to be a cheater and all that drama with, um. How is he known to be a cheater? I don't even know who he smashed. What happened to City High? I can't tell you who he smashed. That song was fire. You know somebody he's done?

No, I don't. But it's awful love and hip hop in. everything like that. That's what... That was never on love and hip hop? His girl was. So she was talking about how she was all miserable and everything else because he's a constant cheater. That's why...

Do you watch love and hip-hop? But that's what it's coming from. Yo, have you ever used the term treesh? What? Trees. I heard that before, though. Yeah. Trees.

What's that mean? I think it means like a ho. Oh, I did hear that. I love that. No, that's some Brooklyn slang. Trees. Yeah, yeah. You know the song Whoopty by CJ?

Yeah. That's my anthem, bro. You know, that's a fucking, that's a gang. What, whoopty? Yeah, it's like a gang. They're like the Bloods or some shit like that? I don't know which one it is. So don't get me misquoting shit.

Well, guys, you're doing great. I love the song. I love it. It's absolutely amazing. He said Treese in that song? Yeah. If girls, it was Atreche and it's Adios. Yeah, that's some Brooklyn's leg.

Somebody put me on it every last. Maybe it was Ivy. Somebody put me on the Treese. Bro. I don't like that, though. Don't slap. No, no, no. Yeah, Trees.

Hold on. Just, just, I'm doing a bad job of it. I mean, I'm doing one saying. You got a lesson to my voice. Trees ain't hitting me at all. Trees don't slap. That's not like you smashing her or something like that. Justin Biver's song better than that.

I didn't know that was Justin Buezer. Yo, Justin Bias. Yeah, people got fire. I can't believe that was him. That's what got you. That's what got you. That's all right. White people love cheese.

Polo cheese. But you know you late, you just hear this song now? Yo, you never heard this song? I hear it every day. I hear it every day. We hear it every day. I'm putting you on. My first time hearing the Justin Beaver song was the other day for real.

That's something hot. How long that's been here? I smashed Trees in his audios. No, no. I grabbed the brief and it's audios. If I'm with your Trees, then she's giving throat. Oh, Trees is not a slap. But it's also like she's for the street.

Trees sounds like her name. I don't like it. Yeah. Oh, you got Trees? Oh, okay. You'll get over next week. You were trying to insult them calling them a Trees. It's like, man.

Shout up you, Trees. Nah. You see what I'm saying? It's not he's trying to say Tree. And then there's so many names. It could be puttrice, Luttee's, you know what I mean? Old Trees. All right.

All right. It don't laugh. I'm saying. I was just trying to put y'all on new slang. I don't use these words. I'm still calling girls horrors and hoars. I'm saying, I don't use these words in regards to women, but man, sometimes it's just better to rely on the classics. I apologize.

I saw you Trecies out there that was identifying as Trecius. Don't get the Tresis, man All the Tresis, all the puttrices You just hate it because you can't say it You know why? This motherfucker is trash in all the words he can't say You know why? I'm gonna tell you something, man

Trecius, you back I'm gonna tell you why we gotta stop doing that What? I'm standing up to Cairns, bro. What? Standing up for Cairns. Talk to me. Cairns is getting a fucking bad rap

Because none of these white, racist women are named Karen. What are they name? They names be like fucking, like pull them up. Like, yeah, their name's not even Jim. One tried to get me, though.

One tried to get me on the airplane. I was getting off the plane. She stopped me and said, she stopped me and said, get it, bro. Behind me, she was always at the window, and she was, like, getting up slow. She's like, hold on, young man. And I'm like, you got.

What is the breach? She came across the Karen? Yes, and she was like, if you're sitting behind me, you need to stand right there until I get my thing. And I'm like, you're on the plane already? I was getting off the point. I don't think so.

I mean, that's my point. We, we, we fucking, I'm about to say misgendered. What's the word? What? We mislabeled all Cairns and put this negative stigma on the name Karen. And none of these women are cool. There's a bunch of Treesha's cool. There's a bunch of Treesha's cool.

But none of these women are named Karen. Yeah, but some of them are for the streets. Pull up barbecue Becky's real name. Look at that. Look at that. Now look at, now that's a great one. What? 20 whitest girl name.

Okay, go. Molly. Fire name. Fire. Fire. Emily, Katie, Madeline, Madeline, give you time. Emma.

In the two seat. Yo, she'll give you, Joe, she's giving you throat in a two seat. Carly. Lute Aquino. Jenna. Jenna. Heather.

The heathers? Trees. Caitland. Caitland. Highland. We ain't get to a Karen yet. Allison? Allison for the street.

Hannah. Yo, Karen's not even on there. You. Catherine is the closest school. Catherine. All right. Why we've been doing this to Karen? Yo.

Imani. Imani. What? 20 blackest girl. Oh, that's black girls. Ammani. Okay. You got to do this in your DMX boy.

It was Amani. Ebony. Janice. Alia. Precious. Nia. Dacia. Domit.

Asia. Alia. Alia. About three Jaders. Four, five, tiaras. Tiara. Kiara. Jasmine.

Jasmine. Jasmine. Jasmine. Jasmine. Alexis. Raven. That's right. 20 white is boy names.

Jake. The one that's going to put wax on his. Wax on his ass. Yeah, right. Oh, Wyatt. That's not about the thing. This is not his name. Bro, Karen's not even on there.

Yo, Karen. We got to stop doing this. Stop putting negative stigmas on shit. That shouldn't have negative stigmas. How much you want to bet? Nobody names their kid Karen in the last year. Oh, no, no. I read that.

Girls have they've been, like, born are not named Karen. No, I read that. But Karen's an old name anyway. Karen? Yeah. What about, uh, yeah, I guess it is. Yeah. Yeah.

Carrie, Carrie, Carolyn. Caroline, is that short for that? Yeah. Karen. Karen is cool. Carrion. Nah, Caron trash name, bro. Karen.

But how is it Karen? Karen is, like, Karen. Like, you're caring about something. Like, how is Karen is a bad thing? I know. A great time to do Asking an idiot. Let's do ask an idiot, man. Because we keep talking about these Trecias.

I'm going to get horny. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before you guys do it. Hey, there's Trecies on the streets right now. I could be on the streets looking for a Trees to get in a two seat with it. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? Whoop dude?

Like, I could be really, I could be in a two seat with a Treech right now. and you're not doing asking it because you take so long. There's Tretias on the streets right now. I'm in a two Cedar with two Trecias. Two Cedar with two shes. I got Tricia sitting on each other's laps. Woo!

Woo! Then I open his Lata. He's dancing a tautau. Pull up the Starbucks and get me a latte. Oh, shit. Hoopty! Yo, hey, Al. Get the lyrics up.

Because your boy about to go crazy right now. You really can't see that. It's a gang, bro. You can't be doing that. Yeah, it is a gang. He put it in the song. What I'm supposed to do? Not sing a song?

Fuck that. I'm tired. You can't do it three times in the roll. Don't do it in Brooklyn. Why not? Because that's what they are. That's a cop. What am I supposed to say?

I like the song. What the fuck you're talking about, boy? If I get the breach, then it's audio. If they run up on you and ask you what's that you're famous, say, what are you talking about? You just screamed boopty. I said, whoopi. I said, whoopi. Go, burr.

You're calling the cops. Whoopi. Whoopi. Go, bur. You tell him that you're un. Okay. Bitch, I'm posted up with hats and sleazy's. me like Fiji. I haven't like these awesome hard lyrics.

Son, they're fired. No, no, no, no, no. Woopty. Bitch on my side. It's a blue cheese. Back on my bullshit. I got to stick to this paper like loose league. Bitch I'm about my chicken like it's a two piece.

Whoa. Come. Yo. Come on. Tell me that shit don't make you want to get throat from a Trees in a two seat. No, it doesn't. I'm sorry, broofy. She just swallowed all my kids in the two seat.

Ice in the VVs. Now she downed the, uh, I'm fucking. I'm sorry, CJ. I'm blowing her back out. I'm back on my bullshit, swing back with a full clip to say I'm moving roofless. And my shooters, they shoot and I don't shake till they roof Chris. Yo. I don't get that.

Ruth Chris is the steakhouse. Steakhouse. Yeah, yeah. Oh, food. Is that it, though? They shoot it. I get the breech. What is the brish?

Go to rap genius. Hold on. I'll shake to they Ruth Chris. Shake to they Ruth Chris. Shake to the Ruth Chris. Shake to the Ruth. Yeah. Oh, like, well done.

To they're done? Like they're done, right? Oh, no, I don't shake to they steak. I don't shake to the steak. No, no, I don't shake to the Ruth Chris. I don't shake to go to Ruthclis. Shake means you move, right? Yeah, you twerk at it.

Like, I don't shake to go to. I don't move. Yeah, I don't move to the... I don't shake to the... Oh, Ruth Chris is, you're dead. You're dead. You're dead already. You've been shot.

You're dead. You steak. A cow is dead. Your steak. Your steak. Your food. Oh, so I'm going to eat your food with some. shake. I don't shake to their goofprice.

I think we overthinking this. He was just trying to run roofless, bro. Well, that shit. Yeah, it did. Booty! Bitch, I'm outside of some movie. I get the Breeze. Adios. If I'm with your Treet, then she's giving throat. I don't know what Breast or Trey. I know what Trees is. When I see Policed and we getting low, that's another piece, that's another zo.

Ice and the VVs. Now, she's down to get Treesie. Now, what's Treesie? She's slutty, bro. It's sluts. We're talking about sluts. It's a summer. It's a slutty summer. It's a slutty summer. So Treeses get Treesies ran on. Swagged out.

Boom. God, you're so good at reading Raps. I got all this water on me like Fiji's. Yeah, I know that. Fiji water. She swalled on my kids in a two-seat skirt. Two-seat of car. Yeah, we know that.

All right, man. I'm just trying to help you out. Okay, hold on. We got her right here. I won't take her to Root Chris. Okay. Oh, he said I won't take her a Root Chris. Hold on.

He mentions Root Chris twice? I won't take her to Ruth Chris. Where do you see her at? I get the brief. Then it's adios. If I'm with the priest, then she's giving it. I don't know, man. I'm too old for this shit, bro.

Shout out the, uh, CJ, though. Yo, he, that's a banger, bro. That one? He got a joint with that. Let's do some African-Aids, Taylor. Let's go. But that's for the streets. Y'all don't know about that anymore.

I also just want to let you know that you should be proud that FDA finally approved of, um, a pill that will help with obesity. Really? Yeah. What does that mean? I mean, what? Because you don't like people being fat. No, for their own good, I don't want to be fat.

But there's a pill that does what? What does the pill do? It satiates their hunger. Taylor, why do you want people to be fat? Nobody should want anybody to be fat. Billy, man, Philly people will love fat people. Yeah, y'all got to cut that shit out. I fucking hate that.

You want to feel more like home everywhere you go? Huh? Billy. Billy used to be the most city in America. Is that right? At one point, yeah. Yeah. I can't do that shit.

I mean, look at the floor. I'm sorry. I'm gonna say you short more than Alabama. I said it. It used to be. You get fat in Philly. Hang out in Philly for some. Okay, give us a good question.

We go to out of control. Okay. All right. Ready? All right. So. Ice and the BVs. And that's on.

Michael Weston wants to know what kind of personal sacrifices do you have to make to have an entertaining podcast? What kind of personal sacrifices do you have to have an entertaining podcast? Stay away from these Tretias, bro. I've been staying away from Treesies, bro. I've been staying away from Treesie. Treeses for a long time. I've been abstaining from Trees' behavior.

Yeah, me so. And I think it's a benefit the podcast in many ways. There is no sacrifice to make for podcasts. It's like, you know, you just got to put some time into it, take some time out of your day to record it, and just be as authentic as possible. Time. You know what I mean? I'm going to tell you something.

Privacy. Sacrifice is privacy. You think so? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not about authentic, though. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? We're saying the same thing.

But I think that, like, you share a lot of your life and a lot more than the average person. Please. A lot I wish I could take back, but yeah. Yeah. You say things that you're like, oh, shit. But that is the sacrifice. And what's funny is everybody is very entertained by them in the moment.

I feel it in the moment. Only get a pushback in the moment. But five, seven years later. Oh, yeah. You're right. You're right. This is serious. I can't wait to see what doesn't age well 10 years from them.

Because trust me, everybody's walking around trying to be politically correct and be woke and that. 10 years from now, something you're saying now is going to be used against you. I wonder if it will be the opposite. Like, I wonder if we flip the opposite. And all these people that are like too woke, 10 years from now, people are going to look back at what they said and are like, what were you saying?

Yeah, that was a stupid shit. There's 75 genders. Yeah. Like, they start making fun of the super woke people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we'll see. What else we got? Johnny underscore Lovely wants to know

something you've had to unlearned. during the pandemic. Something you've had to unlearn during the pandemic. What is something you've had to unlearn during the pandemic? Oh, no. To be honest, I do not. That there's a woman out there who don't talk. That there's a woman out there that doesn't fall.

What? What do you mean by that, Wax? No, you're like, got to be, like, everybody thinks they girl talk more than other girl. Oh. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. I was with a couple of guys other night like, no way, my girl knows everything. No, she knows more than everybody girl in the world.

And I'm like, there's no way your girl talk more than mine. You see what I'm saying? So now I'm learning that everybody got a girl talks. I get it, but talk. I get a talk. You're willing to the podcast, not on it all day. Patrice only had a joke. He goes, my girl has sent out 1,500 tweets.

That's 1,500 conversations I didn't have to have. Who do it was around? But it was around with trees on that one. I think it was just starting. That was the only social media. That shit killed me, bro. I tell you one thing, I can't believe waxed this toll call she needed to shut the fuck up. Yo, that's crazy.

I did not say that. Bro, that's not even though you're right. I didn't say that. You are wild. I don't even know if you said that. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I would just say it.

No. You just literally said I want to follow it. No, I didn't. I put a fence around it. Whoa. That was crazy, bro. I can't apologize. I didn't.

Put a thing around it. Whacken didn't get to Logan Paul. Or Jake Paul. What's Paul again? Who is that? I said, I've been around a bunch of guys and they feel like they're a girl talking more than other girls. That's around a couple of people. That's all.

That's not what you say. You're rebixing it now. You got the next question ready to go so we don't have the awkward silence every sound. Think to action. What's going to get when you come home? Thing to action wants to know, would you rather have one nut and can last forever sexually or have nine inch and nut early? Have nine in one nut? One nut.

one nut and can last forever sexually, but how long's the pecker? What's the conversation? I don't understand. I just have nine inch and nut early. I mean, there's no point to have nine inches if you can't use it. You can use it.

Not if you're not early. You're not early. You're using it. You need to give us the size of dick. Are we talking three inches? Okay. So would you rather have one? Don't get angry at us.

Okay. I'll explain. playing it again. You have one job explaining the question, how they wrote the sentence, though. So I'm not supposed to put it up there. So would you rather, I guess, have five inches and...

Oh, five inches and... Last early. Or, I mean, sorry, last sexual. Five inches last forever. 100%. Not even question. Yeah. Because nine inches and you're not early?

You're not early. Is it pride? All right. I'm going to reduce it to three. You only have sex with pride at the end of the day. I'm going to reduce it to three because most likely girls not... But girls probably not going to want to have sex with you anyway. It should pay. the nine inches do a lot of for play

you know what I mean? Nah, bro. That's all. You need this. You need a surprise. And y'all also not thinking about your gonna, you can get harder you guys.

No, you can't. You nut fast again. You're not fast again. I mean, that's different. Now, if you nut fast every single time. Nobody would want to nut fast every single time. And you're going to piss the girls off even more. He's there going to be like,

oh, I got the nine inch are coming. And then you let them down every single time. Nah, fuck that. I'm thinking about the nine inches because I'm thinking about my dick for more than just sex. I got great sweatpants to wear. Oh. You want to show it off.

Listen, but listen, you know you can't perform right. You're not going to go on a basketball court. You see what I'm saying? You're not going to talk to fucking girl. You don't feel like that about the boxing room? I ain't know I'm going to win. Okay. All right.

So, Adel and his girl, Muhammad, with snow, would you get along with a clone version of yourself? No, we probably depends. I'm going to beat the shit out of him. He's going to try to beat the shit out of me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and that would be annoying. It's literally annoying to have somebody doing the same thing that you're doing.

He's going to try to fuck my girl. Fuck you, nigga. Yes. That might be kind of fly to him. Oh, he could talk to her. Yeah. You just told Carla, shut the fuck up. No, I did not.

I didn't say that, baby. This shit is crazy. I don't know what got into you today. You're feeling yourself. You're one of the craziest motherfuckers I ever met. You want to get to fight with me. I don't agree with anything. I never said a single thing about my girls.

I didn't say that. I wish my girl speaks more. It's the second or third. I'll be talking my girl like, keep going, please. You don't talk enough. You didn't talk enough. You didn't talk enough. You didn't talk enough.

You didn't talk about. Paula, I got your back. I don't know what got in them the day. He's feeling himself. You're going to get some training in. I was just trying to say. You're going to get all the training in you need. That's right.

That's right. Get that head movement down. You better get that head movement down. We're going to get that car. That's right. You're going to understand what I mean. You're going to walk in the house and you're going to get a whole seminar. Snuff.

Okay. Immediate snuffing the second you walk in the house. Wow. Hoopty. Whoopty. All right. Dry, but... Yeah, that song is so fine, you know.

I play that shit right before I'm about it. You just learning it? I know. I heard it a couple of times. Honestly, I thought it was Favio Forrest's song. I, I text Al, I was that, yo, what's that Favio Forrest song? It goes, whoopty? And now it goes, I don't know what you're talking about.

I've never heard him to do a song with that. And then I started playing that shit, and I get charged up. No, that's your heart. Yo, yo, every time I'm hired, and that's when I, like, enjoy his song. Like, I just now learned the Justin Beaver song. Which one? Which one? Beach.

It's unbelievable. I'm like, how did y'all let this white boy get dreads and get a soulful song like that? Oh, it's beautiful. Are you great? Justin, we've been making soulful record. I ain't know like this. And shout to Daniel Caesar on that shit, too, man. I'd never know that.

He's killed. One of my favorite Justin B with songs is so soulful. He got soulful. It's the only song I ever heard of him. That was not. I only listen to gospel. I don't never listen to that. Justin is a bad motherfucker.

He's a bad motherfucker. We're going to start having real conversations about who's the king of white Justin. Say it. Say it. But who's the King of White Justin? Because it hasn't been said yet. It hasn't been said, yo. Beaver over Timberlake, y'all.

Beaver over Timberlake, yo. 100. If you want to put the catalog of songs out, Justin Timberlake not coming close to Bieber. You know why Bieber won? You know why Bieber wins? Why? Because he didn't take the tin off of Jan Jackson.

Janet playing that. No, she did not. Janet playing that. You crazy if you don't think. Swiss Beach and Timberlain, this is the versions that we need. Yes. Let's do it on Christopher Columbus Day.

Okay. All right. Justin Bieber versus Justin Timberlake. Who is the king of white Justin's? Wow. That's the tough one. Justin got classic though. How's it tough?

Timberlake got classics though. Name one. Exactly. I can name a million of them. All right, boom. Sexy back. God damn. Exactly.

The shit, Cry Me a River. Okay. Mother fucking. That is sexy back. What's the other shit? My girlfriend. He has to be my girlfriend. Would you be my...

That's the instinct, though. That's instinct. We can't count instinct. No, it's not. That's just count Dolos. That's just Justin, I thought. No, it's not. That's instinct.

What? I don't think you can count instinct. Yes, he's with the group. So you're going to get... But he was the leader of the group. Who what? I mean, he would play that. Yeah, Beyonce did Destiny Child.

He would play that. Beyonce can't use Destiny Child if she's going up and against another solo artist. Hey. Okay. Hey. My love is a slap. Listen, my love is a slap. Oh, yeah, my love.

That was very big. I love slaps. Justin Bieber. Go. Songs by Justin Bieber. Go. Baby. Baby.

Beaches. I died of my arms tonight. One more time. One more time. I mean, I don't know. I can't really name a lot of these songs, but I just know that would be a good one. And that's not fair.

We can name more Justin Bieber songs because he's more out though. Justin hasn't made a song and who knows. But them two first albums, that goddamn future sex love sounds. And what was the other one? Justified. Kind of fine. Who. I want to see that.

That's the versions we need. Swenson Timberland, Justin Timberlake versus Justin Bebeble. Who is the king of white Justin? Peaches. Because Justin LaBoy and Justin Combs are the king of black justice. And I'm going to throw Justin Richburg in there, too. Don't you disrespect off here.

I'll refer Justin Richburg, but whatever. Anyways. I'm nice. So last. You are a. You are a little bit. You're a little bit of a hater, yo. I'm not.

Let's end on this one. Anyways, Jire Rudd wants to know. What are the three keys in life? Deep tities and toes. For you now, right? For now, I was reading. I was on Reddit and somebody said, Taylor asked the same questions on asking an idiot

ten different ways. And it can never find them. It's unbelievable how lost she is ever. What's the key to success? What's the key to life? What is DJ Coward key? I like to end it with like a positive, like, I don't know. Why do you not know the next question?

What are you talking about? I've been trying to ask next. It's like she asked the question. Then we go, what's next? And it's as if after she asked a question, she just goes like this on the keyboard. What's wild is? I'm looking at this shit and not one question she asked people.

She asked one to agree. And I'm looking at it. He has to scroll. There's more questions. I'm like, where the question is that? There's more questions. He has to scroll down. Would you be my girlfriend?

All right. All right. Okay, here's the last, fine. If y'all want to end it on that. If y'all want to do that. They wouldn't do this. You just make him on beach next week. Anyways.

Red it in the tizzy. You got read it and a tizzy. Tail of thread tizzy. That's what the thread should be called. I really, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. All right. So.

Just say the one. Don't edit this either doing. You know, keep the whole shit in. We want them to see this pause. We want them to see this pause. of Taylor. It's literally, I'm literally looking at

15 questions right there. Y'all rather answer those? Okay, go. Whoopty. No, I want you to find one, Taylor. I want to eat you a certain. Whoopty?

Would you rather? Whoopty? Wow. I want to do this. Would you rather have Charlotte's hairline or wax his bald spot? Would you what?

Wootty? Rather have your hairline or wax his bald spot. Same difference. Yeah. That's the final question you want to ask? Yeah.

That's the same difference. Okay. Okay. Do you think aliens? She's still shooting, Reddy. Redis she's still shooting. Keep digging your grave, Taylor. Keep digging your grave.

Do you think that aliens could be our pets? No. Absolutely positively not. The reason aliens could never be our pets. Because if they have the technology to travel through our planets. Why they're going to be subservient to us when they get here? Exactly. Exactly.

If we don't have the same type of technology, they have, why would they come here and be all fucking pets? You arrogant humans? Yo, honestly, that, who asked that question? You, Taylor? Yeah. No. That might have been Taylor, yo.

No, it wasn't. This guy named Love Pierre wants to know that. Fun-Sized T asked that shit. Oh, my God. They just let she let us just nuts for all. You know what's crazy? She calls herself fun-size, but she'd be shaming dicks. You don't want dick fun-size, do you, huh?

Why would I? It's not fun. It's not fun. It's good. Taylor. The point. Put the phone down. Yeah.

Back away. Back away from the phone. Slowly. Thank Jesus for, you know, another podcast. Usa. Hoopty. God. We love you.

Please, Reddit. Reddit. Reddit. Be forgiven. Grace. Read it. Remember Grace. Okay.

As always, if you look to this podcast, huh? What do you say? You're talking slick? Yes, they go all suck my dick. Whoa. There you go. Have at it. Hey, Reddit.

Have at it. Ready. Enjoy. I saw that thread too. Somebody said, oh, word, Taylor? All right. No, that's true. Someone's like,

somebody did. Somebody said, Taylor, should we tell Taylor how we really feel? That's right. You keep calling for violence on Reddit. You're going to get what you asked for. All they do is Twitter fingers.

Like, they're going to come see me or no? Because I got something for them too. What you don't? What you got? The only was one person that ever beat the internet. His name was Tom Brady. You'll never beat the internet.

What you got for them? You got your five? I said they want to, Wait, what? You don't got your fire on you, bro? Yeah. I got my fire. I got a shooter too.

Oh, shit. Yeah. You got your fire, bro? I don't know. I think you should stay off Reddit. You got to stay off Reddit. I don't go on Reddit, but again, they can see me if they weren't. Oh, wow.

I'm not scared. Oh, wow. Go. I want them to go as hard as they can. As always. Don't shoot Taylor in the foot. That's all I got to say. I'll be here next week.

It's cool. Get that's what. I will be here next week. So it doesn't matter. They go. I'm telling you right now, they're going for headshots only. I know. You know they are.

Grace Reddit. Be nice. Reddit. We're going to read them too. So what's up? Oh, my goodness. All right. You know what?

That's what we'll do next week. Next week we will read the Taylor thread on Reddit. Because Taylor thinks that she can beat the Internet. She is going to learn a harsh lesson today. Ah. Yes. Amen. And I don't wish this on anybody.

Okay, but she's giving y'all consent to bully. I think that's all. And I say I might agree with you. Oh, my God, Taylor. We were almost done. Let her keep digging her grave. Go, go, go, go. If this is what she wants, this what she'll get.

If you want violence, you're going to get violence. Go. Say your last thing. Because guess what? All we're doing is just reading them. We're just reading them. Nothing else is going to happen. All right, boom.

As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the Brilliant Idiotians Podcast. Thank you for listening.