The Brilliant Idiots - We Used 2 B A Country…

Episode Date: October 4, 2024

In this episode of the Brilliant Idiots, Charlamagne tha God and Andrew Schulz discuss the disconnect in cultural engagement with politics, generational perspectives on parenting, and the evolution of relationships, the role of media in shaping public perception. Additionally, they delve into health trends, beauty treatments, and upcoming events, concluding with a discussion on the recent allegations against Sean Diddy Combs. They discuss examining the conspiracy theories surrounding his legacy and the power dynamics in the music industry. The hosts also pay tribute to legends like John Amos and Dikembe Mutombo, while analyzing political debates and public perception.  Chapters 00:00 Introduction  02:46 The Impact of Horror Movies 05:49 Political Climate and Election Urgency 08:53 Cultural Disconnect in Politics 12:07 Generational Perspectives on Parenting 15:08 The Evolution of Relationships and Expectations 18:04 Humor and Masculinity 21:11 The Role of Media in Politics 24:10 The Future of Entertainment and Spectacle 27:08 Health Trends and Beauty Treatments 29:46 Upcoming Events and Announcements 33:06 Diddy Allegations and Cultural Commentary 55:02 Litigation and Accusations Against Diddy 01:00:33 The Role of Corporations in Allegations 01:04:28 Michael Jackson: Power and Conspiracy 01:10:08 The Legacy of Michael Jackson 01:20:00 Tributes to Legends: John Amos and Dikembe Mutombo 01:30:24 Political Debates and Public Perception 01:37:24 Asking the Idiots: Interesting Encounters and Perspectives ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Alice Randall "My Black Country" Out Now! https://a.co/d/1VTFp9i Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare TaylorMade-It Production Contact: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To the guy who said, I'll marinate the chicken, then forgot. Hi, you're a Safeway PA announcer here. We've got pre-marinated meat. So all that's left is pretending you made it yourself. Yep, Charlamina guy. Andrew Scho. We are a brilliant idiotic podcast. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness.

Helichael Walker. Bang, bang. Hello, sir. Idius gang. What's happening? Hello, sir. Another day, man. How was your week?

Man, my week was good. How was your week? You do anything? One? I just chill with the wife, man. Okay. Just chill with the wife. We had a nice little weekend together.

Do you watch anything? Nah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't. Did you? My wife made me watch Blink twice. Is that a movie? It's a movie.

I watched Blink twice and I watched it twice because I fell asleep the first night and I watched it again the second night. Okay. And see, this is when you, like, it's not a house divided, but I don't fuck with horror movies. the reason I don't really fuck with horror movies

is because I don't pay people to scare me that's something I get from my dad my dad used to always say that shit and it never made no sense until I got older if you deal with anxiety and stuff like that why would you pay somebody? Why would you go out of your way to do things that you know going to fuck with you?

So we're watching this shit on Amazon Prime we spent in 1999. This movie directed by Zoe Kravitz it's made like $70 plus million at the box office already, right? This movie is literally like somebody said, I'm going to make a biopic movie about Jeffrey Epstein and Did He? Like, it all happened on a private island.

I don't want to give the shit away, but it's, it's ridiculous. Good movie? I mean, it's good. Yeah, it's good. You know, I be looking at things, right? Like, when I watch certain movies, I'm like, oh, okay, I don't like that because that could actually happen. Okay. You know what I'm saying?

What do you mean? Because that's the scariest thing about horror movies nowadays. It's just movies, it's thrillers that could actually happen. Oh, you're talking about like Black Mirror shit. Yeah, when you think about a movie like, don't look up. Or when you think about leave the world behind. Like this shit could actually happen. Blank twice is the same shit.

This ain't no fucking supernatural thrillers. There ain't no Freddy Kruevas, no Jason. These are actual just humans doing wild-ass shit to people. And when you got motherfucking daughters and women that you love, you don't want to see. this shit? No, I gotta think about this shit for two weeks and try to get this out my brain. So it stays with you.

What? The things that scare you stay with you. Yes, especially things that could actually happen. Right. I think we live in a world right now where your brain and your mind don't necessarily know the difference. Yeah.

Because our cortisol levels are always getting shot through the roof because we're always on our phones. We're always looking at screens. It's always some shit happening. Even the shit that's really happening in the world shows we're questioning. Yeah. So when you're watching the movie,

your brain registers the same way. Like, wait a minute. Is this, Yeah. Is this like a video? Is this a video that was taped in real light? Like your, I feel like your brain cannot determine whether something is real or it's fake.

And you just carry that anxiety with you. Yeah. Sounds like this movie's pretty good. I mean, it's worth watching. It's made over $30 million in these boxes. You haven't seen this shit? It's like get out for sexism, I think, and massage in show feminism.

What is? We're so venistic about it. I don't even want to tell you. I don't want to. I mean, I could because if you haven't seen. I mean, it came out, what, two years ago? No, the shit came out like the shit made $70 million box office this year. Oh, is it in theaters now? I think it's still in theater, but you know,

the shit comes on theaters and it comes on Amazon. You ain't seen Blink twice either, Chris? None of y'all seen this shit, they made all this money. Fuck. Channing Tatum stars in it? Oh, shout Chanty Chanty, man. It really don't make no sense. Anybody that's seeing Blank Twice know what the fuck I'm talking about.

I don't want to give it away for nobody who has it. Give me another week. My rule is once a movie makes over. hundred million dollars than I blow up you. Then I talk about it. It's made like 78 or some shit like that. So 21 million will talk about it. What else is going on, man?

I feel like right now as the elections approaching, everything just becomes politics. Every conversation becomes politics. I mean, what, what, 30? How many are they? 32. Isn't that crazy? It feels weird, bro. Talk to me. What do you mean?

It felt like in 2020, there was more of a sense of urgency. Like, it don't feel like we got an election. happening in 30 days. And it's like, when the vice president became at the top of the ticket, it shifted, right? Like, it was, whoa. But all of that, and I told people, all of that excitement was in the party.

The energy is not there. Joe Biden was dead, guys. Let's talk about Joe Biden was dead. So when you go from dead to a post, you think it's a party. Like, oh! It's like, no, actually, this is just how it's supposed to be.

you're supposed to be excited for the person that's right exactly nobody was excited we were all like I'm not doing this shit my motherfuckers was like

oh you know I'm gonna vote for him even if he's a corpse if we gotta drag him down to the pole Bill Maher used to literally say I would vote for Biden if his head was in blue goo and all types of wild shit like that so it's like there was no real excitement

but now that you have an actual candidate who has a post you're like oh but now we're 30 days out and you realize like this person still has to go out there and win

yeah And on the ground, I just don't know where things could go. I think everybody's disconnected. Like, I don't even feel excitement. Do you feel it? Like, I think you're disconnected, but. No, I mean, the culture, the zeitgeist.

Like, I just, there was, I felt the immediate connection when Kamala decided, or when they decided that Kamala was going to run. I felt the spike. I felt the enthusiasm. I'm very sensitive to zeitgeist, right? I'm very sensitive to culture. And I'm like, whoa, this is weird.

everybody coming out here supporting this girl that nobody cared about. Now, dissipated. It's not there for Trump and it's not there for Kamala. It's just not there. We talked about this last week, right? And I thought about something. Because I forgot how you worded it.

You said, it's hard to meet the moment. Right? I think that's what you said. Yeah, you were talking to you. It's like there's only a few presidents that have met the moment. I think what we should have said, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's only a few presidents who have one in culture.

Yeah, it's caps. The culture. We won the culture war. Yeah. Well, yeah, won the war, but also,

like, spoke to what people actually need. And I think it's way easier. Like, when Trump was coming up in that first election,

the first time that he ran, it, he was existing in, like, a suppressive culture, meaning, hey, don't make any jokes, don't say any bad things. Hey, everybody be good,

be polite, don't say anything sexes, don't say anything racist. And the wokeness had extended itself, just like culture, pendulum swing. It just extends up

a little too far. And everybody was a little exhausted by it, but nobody was saying it because there was, you know, a punitive measure taken if you said it. And then he came out and he just started saying it. And then people were like, oh, that's refreshing. That's gone now. With Twitter, you can say whatever the fuck you want. So we don't need that. There's not this, um, release that you feel when you see it. I'll tell you something about 2016, too. We, Trump really probably should have been bought up on a RICO, yo. What do you mean? I tell you why. Trump is the reason that the Me Too movement took out so many people. Why?

Because they couldn't get Trump. When Trump won. So they went after everybody else. Oh my God. Go back and watch. Like 2016, it led to the woman's march. It led to all of these different things. Did you have to think?

Hillary was a woman. She lost to this guy, right? This guy who's saying all this wild shit, doing all this wild shit, grabbed by the pussy. Okay. Instant rebellion. The women's march literally was one of the biggest marches ever

immediately when he became, I think, President-elect. So all of that shit that we saw was a rebellion because he won the goddamn election. That woman's march was like January 6th. Bigger. Yeah. Way bigger. Yeah.

The woman's march, what you feel, was bigger than January 6th? What? In terms of the devastation in a cause. In terms of, no. In terms of the devastation. to humanity. I'm talking about the first Women's March that, Tamika Mallory,

when they were wearing the hats, Linda Sawthor, the one they organized. Yeah, that's true. That shit was huge. All over the... The amount of people that got hurt, there was no security. A lot of men got hurt.

The lot of men got hurt. A lot of men lost their lives to that woman's march. We can't let them when we get out there in March. Taylor? Taylor, what was it? Taylor, all memes necessary, Taylor. You know? Yeah, come on.

You got to distract us. We don't want to talk about politics. How is what else is going on the world? Just one thing. Do you feel that maybe people are less interested because they're not doing as many debates? See, we're back to politics. Nah, but normally they do,

normally they do like three or four. We're not interested because they're not tapping into the culture. And I think Americans don't even know what they want. I think everybody is so confused. There's so much information out there. They don't know what's bothering. They don't know what they care about. They go, I care about inflation.

I care about prices. Like, obviously those things matter. The closest thing that everybody is kind of connected to, I feel is the border immigration. That's the closest thing. And even then, there are so many people that are detached from it. I think it depends where you live.

Of course, that's what I'm saying. Any of y'all was saying that I was spreading MAGA messaging in February just because I told people the border was going to be an issue come November. Oh, you did. You did. You did do that? Box News asked me a simple question.

Charlamine, do you think the border is going to be an issue come November? And I said yes. This was February. I said yes. because for the first time in my life, people in my community are telling me that they have a problem. You got activists in Chicago telling me,

hey, these people are coming over here and they're getting the resources that, you know, people on the south side that are poor and disenfranchised and homeless people aren't even getting. I got people in New York City literally telling me. I don't want to say who the person is, but it's somebody I know very well, just a guy that works in the city that I see every day.

There's an everyday working class guy coming to me in tears telling me about these gangs that are coming in from the border fucking up his neighborhood. Like this was in February. People calling the radio station upset at Mayor Adams

because Mayor Adams let the migrants stay in the school overnight. They had to be kids stay home and do remote learning. People were been complaining about this shit. All I did was repeat what my people tell me

on an everyday basis and y'all said I was spreading maga messaging. Now, What's the number one or two issue? It's the economy and the goddamn border. Yeah, that is the, yeah, that is. I'm probably white.

I'm going all white from now. I'm a virgin. What is that got to do? I know. Yeah. Shit don't got to mean nothing no more. That is the truth. That is the truth.

Everything I just said makes me a virtue. I am pure, is what I'm trying to say. Say whatever you want. Say whatever you want. It doesn't matter. What is this, Taylor? Taylor, we missed you. last week. I didn't.

I was talking to kids last week. We said we didn't want to do no politics and Taylor pulled up Reverend Al Sharpton showing off his funny moves with New York Governor Kathy Hocko. Oh, hey, that's the Eric Adams going to jail dance.

It's going crazy. Why are they so happy when Eric Adams going to jail, man? Why they're so happy? Imagine being asked Adam for watching this. What is so happy? Why are you so happy, right? I started to look like beetle juice.

Yeah, this is crazy, dude. You know what I showed my wife this last night. And I was like, why is the Red Ball is doing this dance? And my wife said, that man is 70 years old. If that man wants the 10, let him dance. And that makes him feel good. Let him. I said, you know what?

You are absolutely right. And when I hit 70, I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. Revenue out, I'll tell you. I promise you. Revere and out. It's going to be in the dance. Listen, Al probably ain't gonna be around when I'm 70.

God bless, God bless I make it to 70. I know I'm gonna make it to 70. I'm gonna do that same dance with the same suit on. Taylor, remind me. Remember what you said, okay? All right, when I turn 70, I'm gonna hit that shit. Just like, ooh. Do it.

You know he learned all that shit from James Brown. Did he? Yeah, Reverend I was James Brown right hand man. Oh, really? Yeah. Reb and I got his hair from him because of James Brown. I think a lot of us did. Chris, you ain't know that?

Yeah, crap, no Chris know that. Yeah. He said he wouldn't get rid of his perm until James Brown got rid of his perm. That was the deal. That's right. That's right. Hold on to it.

That's right. Hold on to it. All right, Chris, you out? I'm out. Taylor, you said you had to talk to the kids last week? Yes, sir. I saw you looking like a substitute teacher from Abbott Elementary. What was the walk I did?

Oh, my God. I didn't feel no walk. Taylor was trying to relate to the kids, right? I don't know what she was. was trying to do, she might have been trying to hit the, what's that she called, the girl? It's so crazy. What that shit called?

Gritty, right? So she comes in front of the kid and she goes, Oh, God. Where do you see that? Where's the video what? It was on your story. You know what? Yeah.

You tried to hit the gritty to impress the kids and it flots. It's so crazy how you did you make it shit out. That is embarrassing. That is so embarrassing. The crazy part of the classroom looks so big And Taylor looks so little in the classroom. So I had to visit three schools.

Okay. So one of them was class, the other two words, the whole auditorium. Why do you have to go back to school? They wanted me to talk to them about my sound design and everything. Oh, that's cool. And I actually put in with Breakfast Club, like, I showed them, like, the viral moments and how producing was involved with it and stuff. So, like, with the Drake one, I mean, with Soldier Boy, when we say Drake, I mean. They knew about any of that shit?

Yeah, surprisingly, yeah. They don't know, I don't think they know necessarily like the show itself, but they seen the clips on TikTok and all that stuff. How old are then? It was juniors and seniors in high school. That shit is crazy. I was walking in the barbershop the other day and this dude, it's a high school over there and the kid kept looking at me.

And he goes, yo, man, ain't you Charlemagne the guy? I go, yeah, he goes, yeah, man, my mom reads all your books. I'm like, I don't know what to tell you, bro. Like, I'm an old man. You know what I'm saying? What I was? You know, when a 30-year-old comes up to you and says, I've been listening to Breakfast Club for 15 years.

I'm listening to you said I was 15. I know I was getting old. I was playing basketball. Years ago I was playing basketball. This kid foul me. I said foul. He goes, I'm sorry, sir. Hilarie.

What that kid? Call me, sir. On the court. On Dionne of the Candole special, he said, when young people call you mister, it's over. Woof. That shit is different, bro.

Excuse me, Mr. That's true. That's true. That's different. Don't they do it at your daughter's school? Don't they say Mr. I want to be called Mr. I'm a grown-ass man.

Fuck, he's 15, 16 years old. Call me by my first fucking name. What do they call you? Mr. McHalby. God damn. I don't like that shit. I don't do that shit. And then, you know,

my daughter goes to school with a lot of white people. Y'all all call your parents by your first name. I don't call my parents by their first name. You don't actually. Most white people don't. Them little white kids. You do?

I'm not, you do. You do? You do? When you're, like, talking about them. It's mom and dad. Oh, no. Like, when you're talking about him to other people,

oh, yeah. I'll call my dad Larry. Yeah, we don't do that. We say, mom. Mom, dad. Yeah. You'd be like, I was speaking to my mom. Yeah.

I would say I was speaking to my dad. But if I'm describing my dad. Still. Larry Legends. Larry's legend. Long dick, Larry. Long dick, Larry. Long dick, Larry, the grandfather clock.

Is she long for real? Why do you know this about your father? Crazy, crazy long dick. This is what you don't understand about sons. when you grow up and I see oh you did I'm about to say something with you all right

I was stereotyping you did go right so so let's grow up go up go stereotype

on a podcast god forbid you stereotype on a podcast when you grow up with your father right and your father

walks around in his drawers as a young man you're looking like damn I want to have that dick one day

yeah my dad my dad would only wear his shirt Like he would walk out to pee from his room and he would... Yeah. So he just wears his shirt like one of them little dogs. So he would basically come out and then his dick would just be flopping.

Yeah, my shit don't... My shit, I still don't feel like. But you know what is that? You know what he did, though? They used to wear underwear. Huh. They wore underwear. We wear boxer briefs.

Oh, no, my dad. He wore nothing. Just finished, you know. Oh, he can just come out long dicks like that, wrong? That's it. Oh, shit. I think it's because our dad used to wear... fruit of the looms. So when you wear underwear, your package looks bigger in fruit and looms.

When you wear boxer briefs, your shit don't look like that. No, he would come out Winnie to poo. Now, if y'all want to fill out, we can start wearing fruit of the loom. No, it's not even like that. You need to have, he had soft long dick. A lot of y'all don't know what that is. Yeah, I definitely don't. You got soft little dick and then maybe you grow. I'm going to grow. I'm going to show. He got soft long dick.

Damn. I'm telling you. I'm saying damn, but I'm envious of that shit. We were just playing video games. My dad walked through my friends here. Boom. The water starts to ripple, you know, like in Jurassic Park. That's what I'm saying, man. Let that goddamn D-Rex come out, man.

D-Rex. D-Rex. D-Rex. D-Rex. That's D-Rex, man. I want a D-Rex, man. I've always wanted the Jurassic. Listen, I want a Jurassic Johnson.

I want a Jurassic Johnson. If they really do start doing D-E-Rexam. I would think about it. Wow. You got half inches. Yeah, but it's that length when you soft. You want a soft long dick? Yes.

You come up and shower, yo, that shit, like. Why? Y'all never forget one. I never forget, I don't want to say my homeboy day. I'll never forget my homeboy in Columbia Stockin'Line. It was way back in the day. He called his girl cheating. And he said he caught his girl cheating with this Jamaican dude.

Uh-oh. And he said he just, he said he won. He said he walked in the house and then he said at first he was scared because he thought she was getting her killed. He was like he cocked his gun and went running in the room because he thought it was something going on. And he said when he busted in with the gun, this Jamaican motherfucker with these long dreadlocks jumped up. He said, first thing I noticed was the long dreds. Second thing I noticed was that long dick. And he said that shit was this like this?

And he said the man dick was so big that he just told the dude he just leave. I was like, God, damn. You should be happy with your boyfriend dick. Happy with my what? Your boyfriend dick. My boyfriend dick.

Yeah. What's that supposed to mean? You guys never heard of boyfriend dick? No, what is that? A fucking boyfriend dick. I know, you don't know. Don't be saying shit like that in this age of freakoffs, man.

We spend our rumors just for it. basically like, basically, like... The fucking man, that's me having my boyfriend, dick. I got a boyfriend? You guys ever heard of a friend? No. It's just like average? Like, wow.

When did eight and a half become... Eight and a half is not average? Did inflation happen with Dix? The fuck is eight and a half is average. That's what that's... Hey, talk, bring that down. The G's deep up on Dix. Bring Dix down to five inches again.

And you are all present. Okay? The Dicks are out of control. Imagine if that's what GDP stood for. Throwing dick population. What the fuck? What do you mean boyfriend dick? Let me see if they haven't wearing.

You're just making shit up, man. There's no way eight and a half inches is a place. I'm not eight and a half, by the way. I thought you eight and a half in summer. No, seven inches three, four, eight when it's more. Okay. Still, that's a good dick. Urban Dictionary says.

Urban Dix? There's a dictionary? Can you look at the white dictionary first? If we're looking at a Dictionary first, if we're looking at Dictionary. You know, Matt, man, don't, go to the Chinese Dictionary. Look. No, look. You know, somebody so funny OG brewing there listening to say, man, they don't even do dick segments no more.

They don't talk about dicks. Dick talk. Dick's six. Listen, I need you to get off Urban Dictionary. No, this is the right definition of it, though. Go to Indian Diction. Go to Turbin Dictionary. That's a great definition.

Boyfriend Dick. The kind of dick you can ride every night because it fits just. Just right. Yeah. His boyfriend dick makes me feel like Goldilocks. It's just right. First of all, they got that for me. I've been saying that shit.

What, Goldilat? Baby, Babes porridge, baby. This is baby bands porridge. It's just fucking right. I've been saying that. I got baby bears porridge penis. Okay? It's just fucking right.

All right? I mean, you don't want a girl to say that. You don't want to go say that. You don't want to go say anything. No, you don't. Oh, perfect. It's like a Lego You want it to be spinning on the top of that shit

Nah Come on you want to go a little bit You won't be that much more Perfect keeps you in the game for Evel Say what? Perfect keeps you in the game for Evel Yeah, no I understand So that's bigger

Yeah, bigger, no, that isn't true, yo I feel like a lot of girls don't want No, a lot of girls don't want big days How you be making it seem Charlamagne Like, oh, it's Charlemagne What that I got to do with this? Because how you do? You are a size pin a little bit.

You are a size pin. You love Big Dick. You were every single day you talk about big dick. That's all you talk about big dig. We talk about this dick in general. But you talk about big dick. You don't even get on dicks. You won't get off.

Right. You know. Buckling down on me. Taylor, come on me. Taylor, come on, though. What else he got to tell? I know you don't want to talk about politics again, but did you want to go over it?

Transgender imprisonment? This is more politics? No, I'm going to tell you something. This was a very effective ad. I'll tell you why it was effective. It wasn't because of the ad per se. It's because of where the ads was played. Imagine watching football on a regular list.

Right? And you're just laying there, you mind of your business, just watching the game, and then you just hear this shit. Amala supports. Taxpayer funded sex changes for prisoners. Come up, man. For prisoners. For prisoners.

Every transgender inmate in the prison system would have access. It's hard to believe, but it's true. Access to what? Media was shocked. Kamala supports taxpayer-funded sex changes for prisoners and illegal aliens. Every transgender inmate would have access. Kamala's for they, them. President Trump is for you.

I'm Donald J. Trump. I have this message. So that's fire. Now, that was fire. Imagine watching football. Trump is for you. You're watching football. You're just a man.

You're at home watching football. What if you don't know shit about the election? As you say, people disconnect name painting. You're like, what the fuck? Yeah, that's crazy. That's a very effective bad. How do they do the sex changes in there? Like, is it like how the inmates to tattoo each other?

They got to rig a little thing. I need to see a prison. the sex change immediately. I thought they were going in that the transgender, though. But they said they're doing the sex changes in there, which means that they must be providing the surgery. Imagine like, I don't know.

I don't know. I think they're saying they're going to support the pills that they have to take. Well, that's a little different, but who gets to hit the new pussy on a block? No, they got to transfer you. Say what? They got a transfer you. Which block do they put you in? Deep luck! Come on, y'all.

Come on, y'all. It's still got it. It's easy, it's easy. Hey, we said we still gonna get these d' tults on. Don't think we're not. Listen, I don't, my thing. Stockton and Malone over here. Easy.

The thing with this commercial, right, is that it was effective because it happened during football. Number one, this ain't my issue, so it don't bother me. Like, I'm not gonna not vote, right? By way, I'm not even, I don't even care enough to research this. It just sounds crazy. It sounds crazy. You're watching football and you just said,

I'm like, well, I don't want my tax pay dollars going in some shit like that. Did you ask her about it? No. Why didn't you ask her about it? I don't have been spoken to the vice president. But you just asked her, like, yo, are you for chopping off these inmates' dicks? Oh, no, yeah.

I don't even know if that's, listen, as a person in America, an American citizen, do I give a fuck about this? If I sat down with her for a conversation, do I care enough about this to ask about it? I mean, yeah. You think so? I just want to know if... Because you said the advertisement would...

Yeah, you're right. Because it happened during football, I would probably want her to clarify that. But... I mean, just for funnies, you would want to know. But then also, too, bad, if you think about it, Carmel supports taxpayer-funded sex changes for prisoners. You kind of don't want to mess up the prison as fun.

Okay, so there is an argument here. Like, you're putting more pussies in the penitences. I'm saying. And then that might pacify them a little bit. They might be a little bit more calm, some pussy, some fresh box. You know what I'm saying? More pussy in the penitentiary. Brand new.

Brand new. Brand new. No mileage on it. Have you seen white? White. Version pure. Okay. It feels like you're on wilding out every week.

Hey, listen, no mileage on it. No, it's a fresh bomb. Come on. man. Who gets to hit that? The biggest guy on the yard. Oh, he just, oh, wow. But you still got to finesse it, though.

What do you mean? Like, how do you speak that? Yeah, I have a conversation with me. You just ain't going to get none of this new pussy. Hey, y'all, what's up? What are we doing? Yeah. Like, we still, we're on the yard.

You still going to court me. Yeah, you're going to court me. You're going to court me. Because you, yo, you don't, how about this? You're the man in prison. You're the man in prison if you got a new pussy. No, that's fine. A new pussy?

Oh, my Lord. Have you seen those experiments when they give the inmates like cats? Have you seen that? No. You haven't seen this? So it's like a program where they give the inmates cats. And all of a sudden, everybody stops fighting. And in order to get a cat, you have to be a good behavior.

And they all have the cat. They love the cats and they take care of them. You haven't seen this? No. You don't watch prison shows? I have. I never see that one. That's interesting.

Probably put a little, pull a little honey in your butt hole, lay on your stomach. sometimes. You? The cat got that rough-ass tongue. Why? You know? Why? He had a boathold.

Get to licking on that photo. Imagine you walk in your cell. Your cell, he got his fucking legs in the hair like this. That little cat. What would you do?

You know why they want a cat in prison? They want some pussy. I mean, here. Get some pussy. Yes. Pussy cat. I mean, maybe she should get behind this, this policy.

I did look at. it up, though. It says during her time as a senator and vice presidential candidate, she has supported LGBTQ rights broadly, but her stance on specific issues like taxpayer-funded gender confirmation surgeries for prisoners has evolved over time as AG of California. Her office defended the state in a legal case where transgender inmates sought gender confirmation surgery. Initially, her office argued against the inmates' request. However, Harris later clarified that her defense was based on her duty as AG, the representative state's position in court and not necessarily reflective of her personal views. She has since expressed support for ensuring the rights

health care needs of transgender individuals, including prisoners, are met. That's what I think it is, but they're making it seem like... They make it seem like they chopping it off and stupid it out, but it's really getting the pills that they were already getting. Yes, it says the Biden-Harris administration is advocated for protecting the rights of transgender individuals, including access to necessary health care, though direct statements specifically on the issue of taxpayer funding surgeries for prisoners have not been a major focus of their administration's policy platforms.

Their administration has brought up policy support health care access for transgender individuals, but there is no clear explicit stance from Harris herself, direct. addressing this specific issue in public statements. But it's still an effective at because they know who they're targeting when they play this shit during football. College football, NFL, you watching this shit.

Later on, you're going to repeat that. Facts. You voting for Kamala? Don't she like a that's what I'm saying? Yeah. But, yeah, whatever. What else you got, Taylor?

Taylor. Time to put this, like, all together. So, there show the video are you doing the gritty I never did it you just made that up

the girl these ain't playing in the gym who is that Licekin Kisha Who's that She's a rapper But she's also Actress for her Power

She's on power Yeah she's one of the students Life Ketitia? Yeah she's been on it for a couple seasons now She's not like the main I'm supposed to know Who Liceken Ketia is

Then what student is she playing She was a, what she got on the last few seasons? Maybe last three. Why are you showing us this? What's your thoughts of it? I think that you need to follow her lead and get in the goddamn gym. What the fuck you mean?

What's my thoughts on it? I think that you need to get in the chimp just like her. She looks great. She looks fucking amazing. To loot the light skin Kisha. Light skin Kisha is doing what everybody should be doing, busing your ass this fall so you can pop out and show motherfuckers

come spring in the summer. Kendrick Lamar's doing Super Bowl and Fembers. be ready. Will you be ready, Taylor? Tell, that's a good point. Are you going? Oh, I know yet. You should, I just, I hope you watch that video as motivation.

Yeah. Like, if you're Kisha look good in that video, she's like, she's working out. Taylor. You say she didn't. I need you to do that. You work out. You work out, huh.

What you need me to do that for? Why not? It's healthy. I know it's healthy. I am in the gym. Why not? You want you to stay around as long as possible because we love you.

Okay. We want you to develop. You can't be five feet tall and not have muscles, yo. Are you saying that to yourself? Oh! That's why I work out so much. Oh! Wilde!

Wiley! Wile! Whylet! Wile! That was crazy. Give them two points or whatever. Give him two points, DJ, Ruck. Give her, give Taylor, two points, DJ, Rick. Why is Nuneal so close to that camera, yo?

Why you just put up a picture? Let you know so close to the camera, yo. I think she had a stand-up and it was no spones, though, so she decided to put this up herself. Let me see. What do you mean?

Salute to Luna. I love Lunal, man. Lunal looked like... Oh, shit. God damn. Holy shit. You aren't see that? No, I ain't seen Lunal like that.

Let me text to her now and say, you're okay, baby? God, damn. Now, I'm late. I just saw you fall. You okay, baby? What does she fall off of? I don't know.

You can't be doing that, man. Especially when you have a certain age. You scare every fucking body. You know what I'm saying? You fall out and don't get up at a certain amount of time. I have an exclusive for you. Oh, that was a year ago. I haven't exclusive for you.

One year ago on September 28, 2023, Netflix released my first, Make it bigger Taylor pause. At least my first Dave Chappelle produced comedy special entitled Town Business. It was shot at Yosius Oak. There were no phones allowed. That is why no one is just behind the scenes footage except me. I have held on to it for a year. But I'm letting you see what only the audience saw that night.

One thing about comedy, if you can't laugh at yourself, you have no business doing this for a living. I fucking agree. I'll be coming back to Oakland, California on December 27th, the headline the iconic Paramount Theater on Broadway. Tickets are on sale now at Ticketmaster. It will be a great way to walk. It would be a great way to welcome the New Year celebrations.

I can only hope and pray that I don't have a repeat in this situation. Watching, I hope you have a good laugh. God damn. It was funny at first, but then you got to make sure she all right, but that was a year ago, so she's fine. Yeah, she survives. You just can't do that. When you're at certain age, you just can't be falling, man.

People think something wrong. They think you're, like, dead. I feel that way. Why are they fanning her ass? They're not fanning her ass. They're not fanning her ass. God. I think someone's fanning themselves.

Oh, wow. Yeah, look like. Why this woman, go back there. Why this woman look back like, I know y'all don't expect me to go out there and pick her up? Like, watch it and watch. She fanning her, fanning her, Lunell goes out there, fanning, fanning, fanning, fanning, fanning, fanning, fanning, fanning, fanning, fanning, fanning.

Fanning, fanning, fan and fanan. Lunell falls. The lady looks right at it and looks back like, now who will help me pick her up? What else we got Taylor gang? Taylor gang. Taylor gang? I forgot what you...

Did you call us? Did you call us? Did you call him? I always call us a domestic terrorist. So there is... Bless you. God, damn. That COVID back, though.

Colet back. Your cousin, a cherry in her dude was not having it. Was that Holly? Yeah. Oh, Holly and DDG? Mm-hmm. That's your cousin. Chloe and Holly, yeah.

He has a cherry. and he grabbed it from Usher. That's all. Wait, what? That's your cousin? Chloe and Halley? Yeah. Like actually by blood and marriage?

Yeah, I don't know. I can't remember exactly how it is, but it's the Bailey, like, they're the Bayleys, where the McElvys. Bailey McElvys do a family reunion all the time in South Carolina. A lot of her people are from St. Stephen, South Carolina,

which is the town right next to Monk, corner. So I knew her, I knew their uncle growing up, Jody. Their father's a wild boy, man. Wild boy, man. Wild boy. I heard his concerts in LA were amazing. He's

good. He's phenomenal. Phenomenal. We was having a conversation on Breakfast Club, and Dion Cole was saying how he went to the spirit. He was saying how amazing it was like you were saying. And he was saying, I think it was you two performed there recently. Oh, the sphere. Yeah. Yeah. And you two did

Like, how big is the spirit? 80,000 people? No, 18,000. 18,000. So he was saying that they did four nights in a row for five months and some shit like that and sold out every day or whatever it was. And he was asking, like, who could do that from, like, hip hop, R&B, right? And I was like, well, Usher did it, but then I forgot Usher's show was 5,000 people.

Yeah. Drake could do it, though. I think Drake could do it. Yeah, there people could do it. The question is like, with the sphere, it's more about the spectacle of what's happening around. I think DJs will have the best music shows there. I don't even think bands. I think it's specifically DJs because you can do so much to distort the music,

and then you can choreograph that background with the music. Everything is mixed together. And with the DJ, essentially, you're doing a lot of the stuff, you know, behind the scenes. The production is really where the work is when you're out there playing. You can if you want just press play and then watch the spectacle unfold. I think that would be a better version. I think the sphere is incredible.

I want to go back again. I haven't been there. I mean, I want to go for a show. I just don't know what show I would want to go to. It has to be something I want to see. Like, Beyonce. It's unbelievable. Everybody says that, you know?

It is just unbelievable. Everybody fucking says that. Your eyes can't believe what you're seeing. It's like... Really? Dude, it's unbelievable. They do like IMAX movie director. So, yeah, but like, IMAX, I don't think does it justice.

I'm telling you this shit is just, it's like mind-bend. Oh, so you can watch movies in this fear? They don't have movies. They have a specific thing that's created for it. Because what you need to do is you need to shoot it on such high quality. It takes two days, like for the UFC thing, it took two days to upload all the data for the video. Wow. They played in between the fight.

Wow. Two days. The next level of visual experiences like that is being in places that you feel like you're immersed in it, but you got to feel it. There was movie theaters that started to do that a little bit. Like the mist and stuff like that, but you got to feel it. Like, you know what I mean? Like if somebody nuts, like ejaculation, you got to feel like something warm and gooey on you. Did you see Lamar Odom get the salmon sperm facial, speaking of sperm?

No. Oh, my God. That's not that bad. Hey, pull it up, Taylor. You got the salmon sperm's facial. Letting the fish nut on you is kind of crazy. Isn't that caviar? It's just the fish eggs.

Caviar's sperm? What's fish egg? So it's the women. There's the women, yeah. I'm just saying, like, if sperm is so good for your face, why not up it up it from fish? Well, I think that's why a lot of women look good as they're older. The happiest women taking it to the face.

Yeah. And the women who are not aging so gracefully, we know what they do. Why does he just got, first of all, what I don't understand about this, why does this doctor just have fish sperm and a vape pin? And why is he just letting this vape pin go all over Lamar? You're not even going to put a fucking bib over his shirt. He's going to let salmon sperm roll off his face and on his shirt.

I don't know, man. What's Lamar been up to? Clearly getting salmon sperm facials. I'm like, yeah, but like... Doesn't he have a podcast? Nice fit Lamar got on right there. I like that fit. That's like this doctor's trying to get off a new treatment.

The Lamar's just going there for free. I see. So the doctor needs somebody famous speaking to the treatment on. When I look at stuff like this, it makes me think of like milk, right? Okay. Because, like, you know, we drink milk.

But it's like cow's milk and it's almond milk. Yeah, I don't understand why that's a big deal that we drink cow's milk. Everybody makes a big deal of that. Because we have our own. Why do we grow up perfectly healthy

drinking fine milk from the breast of a woman? Yeah. Only to switch and start drinking the milk of animal. We eat the other parts of the animal. Fine. But why don't we,

Why don't we continue to drink human milk? Because women stop producing it. They shouldn't have to. Same way they do the cows. Keep the, keeps it pump. The cows only produce it while they have a calf. No, as long as you keep pumping,

as long as you keep somebody sucking on that nipple, it don't keep producing milk. Well, the cows do, but they only do it while they have a calf. No, women too. Well, eventually it starts to taper off. Like, it's always a woman. You can always keep too good. I'm just saying, like, you can always get into women.

My point is, why don't you stop? Stop drinking human milk. Like, why do we grow up healthy? This shit literally makes us the people we are. Yeah, it is. And then we just stop drinking it. Yeah. Why not have human milk in your goddamn cereal?

So my point with this is, we know the benefits of human milk. Yeah. There's got to be benefits to human sperm. It's sperm. Yeah. It creates life. It does. If you're going to put any type of sperm on your face, it should be human.

Make America fucking gooey again. Right. Okay, make America cooey again. Get back to fucking people taking human sperm in their face. We used to be a proper country. We used to be a country. That's a funny thing to say. You just say something ridiculous.

You'd be a proper country. We used to be a real country. That's a funny. They got women out here reading in public. You know what I'm saying? We used to be a proper country. What kind of bullshit is this? I'm on a subject

I see a woman reading a book We used to be a proper country Man old Andrew is going to be so funny Because he's going to have Just like that Sitting on a park

Pitch in New York I cannot wait Going crazy Back when I was young I don't even know What happened to prisons It's a mockery They made a mockery in prison

We used to be a country Where if you wanted A pussy in prison You could get one Wait wait Wait what's going to come to some shit America's going to be like hedonism

You have been to hedonism? No. Oh, my God. I want the hedonism back in the day. Heedonism is this resort in Jamaica. It's a nudist. It's, parts of it are a nudist holiday. That's what you got this penis insecurity from.

No, no, no, no. That's what it is. That shit was literally like, that shit was literally like the men's locker room. There's nothing but the old white men walking around butt-necked with the goddamn, with the little Vienna sausage and the big tufts of hair. Yeah. Like the hair on their dick is.

longer than their actual dicks. But when you go to this, when you go to the, you was there studying some makeup. The details. I know, that's not the crazy. You were there studying this, bro. You were there studying dick is wild. You were studying, you know.

You was looking at the hair length. You were looking at the hair length. You were looking at the air leg. Studying dick? Let's move on, man. What you see? Not moving on. Now, you're not moving on.

Now, the hair was longer than the, what it looked. Like, no, y'all been in it. Y'all seen that before. Like Gizmo from Gremlin. Nah. These dicks be having way more hair than Gizbo hat. Studying dicks.

How much hair did it have? Was it curlier? It's always like that. These old white men be having these big tufts of hair. Yeah. And just nothing. Clitoris. It's the truth, man.

It's like a little fuzzy clitorisies. It's like, what the fuck? You're like, what the fuck? What the fuck? You're like, what the fuck is happening out here? So you would be angry when you were looking at them. You're just, like, why is it for dirt? No, why the fuck you got so much confidence to be walking around like that?

Oh. So you go to hedonism. I don't even know if hedonism is still open in Jamaica. I'm assuming it is, but you go to hedonism. Some of the parts of it is where people walking around naked. But literally, everybody there is just fucking. They have hammocks hanging from the trees and all types of shit. You can literally wake up, walk outside, and somebody,

it'll just be fucking right then and there. That's what America's going to be like in a minute. Really? Watch. So we got under who's America? Under Kamala's America? Just America, period. Now, we got to put a stop.

Anything. Anything is going to be going. They're going to be in the fucking parks fucking, yo. No. Listen. No. You ever seen two dogs just going at it in the park? You're going to be sitting on the bench with your hat like that.

He's saying, we used to butt fucking private. I have a spark going. These sunflower seeds. They're all the time when freakoffs were illegal in this country. There's a time where you at least buy some baby oil if you're going to butt fucking apart. This is disgusting. These people are doing it dry. The butt fucking dry.

God, dang. Where you going? You got an idea. I saw you perk up. I was thinking bunch might get wet in the future. You might not need it. Charlie. Hey, we're an evolving species.

Shal of Maine. Humans are evolving. We used to be a country, Charlie, Charlie. If you wanted to butt fuck, you had to earn it. You're going to earn it. Now you got these wet butts. Back in my day, butts were full of shit. Remember my day when butts was full of duty,

and gay guys had to earn it. It was Shawshake redemption. When you were a gay man trying to get your nut off, you had to crawl through miles of poop like Andy Dufram. Now these 20-50 butts These 20-50 butts actually get whacked dripping with sile-homes. This is despicable. We used to be a country.

We used to be a goddamn country, mate. Telling, we used to be a country, man. Well, this, I don't know. I feel like we should go to the ad because... Yo, what? I think we cook it, man. Yo, we cooked it like that. We used to do honorable men. But y'all can't do honorable mention it after that.

So let's go to an ad. We can't. We can't do what? Let's go to an ad. What kind of statue? All right. We used to be a podcast. I remember we used to be a podcast.

We can make fun of anything. You can't go right after that. No. Oh, shit. We do got to talk about the ditty case. There's been an update. Yeah. What is it?

120 new cases. 120 new cases. Exactly 60 men and 60 women. Allegedly. Equal opportunity, man. What is that song? 99 bottles of baby on the wall. Let's do the ads and come back to that.

One fell down, toss it around. What is the song? How does it go? But how does it actual? Anybody bottles a beer in a wall. Nine of all bars a beer. Take one down. Pass it around.

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You're going to win an Emmy for the life tour. Thank you, if you don't win an Emmy, something wrong. Wow. Thanks. I'm telling you, you're going to win an Emmy, bro. I appreciate that, man. You're going to fucking win an Emmy for that show. Church announcements.

My fourth annual Mental Wealth Expo is happening Saturday, October 12th at the Marquis in Times Square, New York City, from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., okay, it is the day of mental health. Health and Healing Education and Honor a World Mental Health Day. The event is free and open to all ages to register to attend. Just for more details, go to Mental Wealthexpo.com. You don't have to register to the 10. You can just show up.

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Sean Didy Combs hit with a new wave of 120 new sexual assault allegations. Wow. Make that big Taylor. Pause. I almost feel like you got to, you got to throw an allegation his way now because you don't want to be like the willing participant at the freak off. Damn.

Like, you know what I mean? Like, if you're someone who went to freakoffs a lot and everybody knows you went, they're looking at you like, you're crazy. So you got to accuse him so that you're not one of the people who is abusing. You're one of the victims. Back in the day, people who didn't want to miss a Denny party.

There was a lot of people at that white party. This is another Diddy party. This is another Diddy party people don't want to miss. Ooh. They want to be there. In fresh lawsuits against Diddy, a Texas attorney represents over 100 accuses. Texas attorney Tony Busby said he represents 120 women with 20-year-old charges against the entertainment tycoon during Tuesday's news conference. I thought it was 60 women, 60 men.

That says 120 women. Interesting. We will expose the enablers who enabled this conduct behind closed doors. We will pursue this matter, no matter who the evidence implicates, Busby said during the news conference. Busby said the charges would include violent, sexual assault, or rape, facilitated sex with a controlled substance, dissemination of video recordings and sexual abuse of minors.

The lawyer stated more than 3,000 people have accused Combs, and that he will file litigation in multiple states within 30 days. It will announce the other defendants later. Busby claimed 62% of this new batch of accusers are African-American and come from more than 25 states, mostly New York, California, Georgia, and Florida. According to Buzzbee, 25 of the accusers were children when the crimes occurred.

Some in 1991, the lawyer said one accuser was nine years old when the incident occurred. Scroll up, Taylor, that's it? Yeah, well, so look, this article says that it's an equal number of men and women, ranging for... Yeah, that's what I saw. I saw 16 men and 68. So this is from topic polls, so I don't know.

Yeah, go to the... What's the... Listen, I don't know what's true and what's not true. You know, there's a lot. I don't think you got to put no sauce on the Ditty story. No. I don't think you got to put no season on it. He's cooked either way.

All right. We all saw a video of him, you know, brutally assaulting cats. Yeah, he should have been locked up for that. Well, the statute of limitations was up on that. But my point by saying that is that, you know, it's hard to give him the benefit of the doubt when you see something like that, right? But I also feel like I know when a lawyer is

lawyering. My whole thing about this situation is they created a hotline number for people to call. If you've been sexually assaulted by Diddy, I don't understand why we would think people would operate in good faith. In

2024, when you take a hotline number and make it public and you put it on social media, you don't think that it's a bunch of people that's going to be calling in. There's got to be a way to verify. But that's what I want to know how. That's what I'm getting at.

How do you verify what's a credible claim and what's just somebody from academics chat room playing? There's somebody from academic chat playing. I saw an act called a number. No, he did. Yes. And act was like, should I leave a message? Should I leave a message?

So when I see that, that automatically makes me, lets me know. You think other people aren't doing that? No, of course they are. So there's either a way to do it or there's either way to verify it or they're just trying to put so much public pressure on Diddy and his team that he accepts whatever plea that they offer. Now let's talk about that. There's a clip I want to play. Yeah, play that Taylor. There you go. Is this what he's talking about the corporations going after corporate? Yeah, play this. Andrew hit it on the head just now.

Many of you came here thinking or hoping, perhaps believing that I may start naming names. Well, that day will come, but it won't be today. The day will come when we will name names other than Sean Combs, and there's a lot of names. It's a long list already. And, of course, I already know who some of these individuals are. But because of the nature of this case, we're going to make damn sure that we're right before we do that. But the names that we're going to name, assuming that our investigators confirm and corroborate what we've been told, are names that will shock you. These are individual cases.

There are indeed other perpetrators involved. They will be revealed when that particular individual case is ready to be filed. They already know who they are. And I'm talking here about not just the cowardly but complicit bystanders. That is, those people that we know watched this behavior occur and did nothing. And I'm talking about the people that participated, encouraged it, egged it on. They know who they are. I call them the facilitators of foul play, willing participants in vile conduct.

As we identify them, each will be part of this case as defendants. These defendants will not only include individuals, but would also include corporate entities who ultimately profited off of this culture and behavior. I'm looking at banks, pharmaceutical companies, hotels. We know

that many of these individuals were paid cash. We know that many of these individuals involved. Listen, I got a take, by the way, that I... Go, go, go. NB. asked me a question this morning on the radio.

He goes, why do they do press conferences about this? This is what's happening, right? now. The lawyer, he comes out, holds a big press conference. He says it's 120 people making these accusations. Notice what he says. He says, we're going after the corporations, the pharmaceutical companies. You know, I don't know what the pharmaceutical companies got to do with it. But when you talk about these corporations, right, you're talking about the entities that somebody like Diddy used to work for or who all of these different, you know, people that he said he's going to name work for. The reason they

go out there and do this press conference is because they're hoping that somebody tries to get ahead of it and just settles. So they don't come out and shoot their load and say, you're on this tape, that person's on this tape, or you know, this company, we're going to sue them

and they contact them behind the scenes and tell them, this is what we're about to do, we're about to do a whole press conference. But first they give you a choice. They contact you behind the scenes and see if you want to settle that way. If you don't want to settle that way, then they do this. And he still didn't put

nobody on blast yet. He just said that there's corporations and companies, whatever, whatever. He puts all of these crazy accusations out there, and he hopes that those people just straight up settle. Because ain't no money with Diddy, no more. Let's be clear on. Cassidy got her payment, rightfully so. These people that are accused in Diddy, these 120 people, then he's about to spend all whatever money he got left on legal fighting criminal cases and civil cases it's all going to legal fees

there's not going to be any money for any victims right alleged or otherwise you know how much if you get hit with 120 cases you know how much money that is you're talking about like 12 to 24 million dollars because you're fighting individual cases

like in legal fees you're saying if you're a deal you got to answer every single one of these. A lawyer has to answer every single one of these. These cases are like $100,000 and $150,000. You know what I mean? Like, you're going to he's going, there's no more money. Suing Diddy, that is, there's no more

that. That's gone. I'm curious. They're not grouping it together like a class action. I thought they were, but I don't think so. I don't think so. What's your take? I heard an interesting thing. Okay. So Diddy sues Diageo, who is the owner of Sirak for racism or something like.

that. He's making the $50, $60 million a year, but he doesn't actually own the bottle, so he wants to, I guess, own it or something like that. He's just getting paid per bottle, but he has like an insane deal. He's getting paid per case, right?

Well, no, that was with Sirrock. Yeah, Sirac is owned by Diageo. Yeah, oh, my bad, yeah, yeah. So, Diageo apparently, allegedly, I think, looks like I think they might have lost the lawsuit, and Did he might have won it?

They did. Okay. Mm-hmm. So Diageo allegedly sends out private investigators to start snooping around and seeing some fucked up shit that Ditty might do. Because there is one way that you could nullify their contract. And that is if he breaks a morality clause. Because a lot of times contracts have morality clauses. So if you are charged with a federal crime, that might be enough to break your contract.

Right? because, for example, if you're the ambassador of a brand, but then you're charged with a felony, you can't stay on as the ambassador for the brand. So that would nullify it. So maybe in an effort to save the billion dollar payout or whatever it was, they tell these, you know, private investigators dig up as much shit as possible. They've got connections to feds. I mean, this is the liquor lobby at the end of the day, right? This is a very powerful lobby. They start giving them this information. And then the feds go after it. They have a real case. and then the felony gets,

he gets charged with the felony, or he may get charged with the felony. I don't know if it's already happened. Yeah, you got indicted. He got indicted. Is that a charge? Is that a charge? He's a president.

He might nullify the contract. He hasn't been convicted. No, no, but just the, just, but that's an interesting thing. What do you think about? I heard that, but he already got, from what I was, from what I read back in the day,

he already got paid from Diadja. He got paid from Diadro, like, since early this year. So. He settled. He settled. He settled. Saddle might not be paid.

No, I think you got paid. And they've been parted ways. So, like, this happened months, months, months, months, months, months, months ago. I mean, I've been hearing that theory about, you know, the corporations. Listen, I could be totally wrong. I don't think that there's too many people that are important enough for a corporation to want to do all this to. Yeah.

There's only one person. And I really mean this when I say this. And I know this is great conspiracy theory. There's only one person I believe in Hollywood who people consider. inspired to actually take death. I'm talking about a mass conspires. Anytime they take you down, it's people conspiring, but it's usually because you did some shit.

But I think that there's one person who they really took down because he had too much power, and I believe that person was Michael Jackson. Wow. I truly believe that. And the reason I believe that is because you can look into the story. You know, he had Dionne Cole on Breakfast Club today.

Dionne Cole told us his third about how he got high with Paul McCartney and Paul McCartney and Paul McCartney and Michael used to be real cool. Paul was telling Michael like, yo, you got to get your business together, you got to get your business right. He told them about the publishing game. He bought the Beatles publishing.

Michael ended up getting so big that he bought the Beatles publishing. The Beatles publishing was worth so much that literally Sony gave Michael Jackson half of their publishing company just to own the Beatles catalog. Whatever you used to see, look it up.

Whenever you used to see Sony ATV, that was Sony and ATV was Michael Jackson's publishing company, right? Imagine how powerful a black man is when he owns half of the, the majority of the music industry is publishing. And in some cases, we're even giving publishing back to some of the artists. He gave Little Richard his publishing back. I don't know how many people he did that too,

but he gave Little Richard his publishing back. Look, in 2016, and this one, 2016, Sony paid $750 million to acquire Michael Jackson's. What is that? 50% stake in Sony ATV music publishing, a joint venture that Jackson and Sony formed in, 1995, this made Sony the sole owner of the world's largest music publishing company. I believe, it's this, all conspiracy day, it's just, it's brilliant. It's by the way. We're just talking this podcast.

I believe that Michael Jackson had too much power in the music industry, had too much control over the most valuable asset in music, which is people's publishing, and I believe they had to take him out because of them. Smear his name, you know, eventually get him up out. out of here. In 2016, they got it back for way cheaper than they probably would have paid

if he was still alive. He's the one person. Motherfucking's talking about Bill Codby, tried to buy NBC, and, you know, no. He's the one person, I believe, in entertainment. Entertainment, mind of you, the entertainment industry. Conspiracies happen all

time in other industries that actually really matter. But the entertainment industry, he's the one person, I believe, actually they ruined it, they killed his reputation, then ultimately killed him. They buy this after he died or before? Yeah.

Michael did that. Michael died in 2009. Taylor trying to rile shit off. We never know who they is by then. Nobody ever knows who they is. I know who Della thinks they is. Who you think they is, Taylor? I'm not saying. Duh.

That's who Tail. We never know who they is. We never know who they is. But he's the one, Michael Jackson is the one person in entertainment. I believe they actually tried to take out. Wow. I took out.

No, let me say try it. I took out. All that other stuff that did, you know, the liquor companies, I'm not saying it's not possible, but why? So you think they hired the doctor to give him an overdose? Well, I think, I think that that distress of it all.

I think, man, think about, you know, think what they did to Michael. No, no, no, but he was... They accused Michael of being a pedophile, right? And I think he's saying before. He's saying the accusations of pedophilia and the destruction of his character. The stress probably led Michael to do that. And then later, the doctor is dealing with the repercussions of that humiliation.

Got you. That's all I'm saying. Like, Michael, this is what somebody needs to do a documentary on. How powerful Michael Jackson was and how much people wanted that Beatles catalog. Yeah, why is nobody does that? that. It's kind of interesting. I've been trying to do it. But what happened?

I can't get nobody, because I'm not going to do the research. I can't get nobody. I just come up with the idea. You know what I mean? So if you don't know the research, it might not even be true. No, I know the basics. I know this, like, I know this happened. Google Michael Jackson gets half a Sony ATV retailer. I know this is an act, this actually happened. I know that the Beatles catalog was worth so much that Sony ATV decided to do a joint venture with my Michael Jackson. I know at one point Michael Jackson owned people who's publishing like M&M. How did he originally get? Well, they did a joint venture. So they're like, he bought the

Beatles catalog. Well, Sony and Michael Jackson created a joint venture. Yes. Okay. And then that joint venture, I think, bought the Beatles catalog. No, no, no, no, no. Michael bought it before. From right here, it makes it sound like Sony ATV publishing. No, he created his own publishing company in 85. Yeah. And he purchased ATV music publishing which owned the Beatles catalog.

So he purchased that for $41.5 million, which gave him control of most of the Beatles songs. And then later on, 10 years... Well, no, not 10 years later, Sony partnered with him because they wanted to own that catalog. Ah.

So they bought 50% of the catalog in 95. Yeah, it's the same. Yeah, 85. Well, yeah, Yeah, Michael bought ATV music publishing in 85. There you go. 95, Sony buys half of it. There you go.

And then 2016, they buy the other half. There you go. Got it. How much did they buy the half for? $750 million. No, the first half. That doesn't say. I don't know.

That's a good question. I don't know. All I'm saying is, he's the only person I feel like in entertainment. I mean, that'd be an amazing documentary. Man. Even if it's not true, actually don't let the truth stop you from making it.

But even just from a creative. perspective. Think about Michael Jackson being a talent who started as a child star, right, with his brothers, the Jackson Five, grew to be such a successful artist, made so much money, gets game from another artist that's super successful

icon living Paul McCartney and buys the Beatles catalog from him and Sony wants it so much that they do a joint venture with Michael Jackson and now Michael owns half of the entertainment world's publishing? Like, that's huge. Like, there was a time

Michael owned like, I think it was eminent. Name, Google that Taylor. Who's publishing did Michael Jackson own other than the Beatles? This shit was, this shit was bigger than Neon Brown. Why didn't Paul McCartney buy his own publishing? He had the bread. I don't think people

realize how big Michael Jackson was, yo. Also, 41 million back in the day. It's like. Oh, they didn't have them. I don't think people realized how big Michael Jackson was, yo. I know Mike had the money. I'm surprised Paul McCartney did. Because then they write all their music, play all their music, I would imagine they were making quite a bit from...

Michael Jackson famously owned the publishing rights to a significant portion of the music catalog for Sony ATV music publishing, which included many iconic songs from a variety of artists, most notably The Beatles. Look at this. Other artists, in addition to the Beatles catalog, Sony ATV included songs from a wide range of artists

such as Bob Dylan, Elvis Presley, M&M, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga. Wow. And he started as a talent. I said, it's a huge, it's just huge. I just, I think he's the only person that somebody wanted to smear enough to get their hands on that. That makes sense.

And what is the discount that they got on the publishing? Because he was smeared. Like, why would it make the publishing worth any less? I don't know if it was a discount or, like, because you like he said, Michael bought it for 41.5 million, but that was 85.

So when they bought it, it was 2016. So clearly all the money was, it was worth enough for them to spend $750 million on it. I guess what I'm saying? What discount would they get because they smeared Mike? I don't know. Maybe shit.

Does he need money for legal fees? Did he need money because he wasn't touring? Like, why does he need money? Well, that is a good point. If you watch the, when I went to go see the play on Broadway, MJ the musical, there was a part where he was having financial trouble. Yeah. He was having financial trouble.

I remember that. You know? Yeah. So I don't know. Maybe that, and maybe that was his asset that he didn't want to give up. and maybe somebody tried to come to him and make him give it up. And he didn't want to give it up.

So you don't want to give it up. Now you like little boy butt. Now you like a little boy butt. Hey, man. Listen, we act like the media can't demonize a person in 2.2 seconds. They do it. They didn't want him to own it.

Why were they give it to him in the first place? They didn't give it to him. He had it already. But what? He had the bread. He had to be. I own it. I know, but they can't just make a high.

Like, can they just like, no. No, no. He didn't buy it. from Sony. He bought it from, he bought it in a company first. Yeah. Is this,

like, the media can demonize you in two seconds if they want to, you know. I got, we watched Brett Favre Fav last week. Brett Fav was at a congressional hearing. Testifying

for money that he stole, right? From, from welfare recipients, right? And all he did was say, I'm suffering from Parkinson's disease. And everybody,

it just, changed the whole narrative. I didn't even realize he was there because of the wealth because of taking the money from the wealth me either.

I thought he was talking about me too. I thought he was on Congress talking about the impact of Parkinson's disease. I had no idea. My point is they would only allow

somebody they like to do that. If they wanted the demonized breath, let Diddy go up there and say he got motherfucking the shakes or some shit. You think they don't give a fuck? They go like,

Your Honor, he's dancing. Because I'm taking this serious. Take this money. Take this money. Ain't no way you can take this from it. Now let's get it. They're not going to give a flying fuck what Diddy got when did he go to court.

Diddy can name every disease in the book. They won't give a fuck. Okay? Brett Fogg can go up there and say he got Parkinson's and all is forgiven. My point is they can demonize who they want in the media. They choose not to. They chose to demonize Michael Jackson. All right?

That's my personal opinion. What else we got to tell again? Damn, man. How do you not have enough protection? Are people, like, outraged about the Brett Farf thing? Are people outraged about it? Yeah. Like, I feel like no one cares, but he was stealing a lot of money.

It wasn't just for the volleyball court. Pull it up, Taylor. How much did Brett Fawf's still? He was stealing money for... It was like five. No, it was more like 10, right? No, I heard he was like he had something where he was stealing money to fund making a drug for Parkinson's. He used a couple million dollars to make an investment.

And said that at the trial hearing, like, it was like, yeah, man, I even took a loss, man. I took some of the money and invested in this company to help people. Like, former head of our quarterback Bradford was accused of misusing millions of dollars in federal welfare for welfare funds in Mississippi and is currently being sued by the state to recover the money. Farr received $1.1 million in welfare funds. His show more. 1.1 million in welfare funds for speaking engagements he never gave. He repaid the money, but the state is demanding he.

payback interest totaling $729,790. Volleyball Arena. Farb is accused of encouraging the use of welfare funds to build a volleyball arena at his alma mater, the University of Southern Mississippi. Farb donated his own money and helped raise funds for this facility. And then the concussion treatment drug,

Farb was accused of supporting a pharmaceutical company that pocketed $2.15 million estate funds for a concussion treatment drug. He's one of more than 36 defendants in the lawsuit filed by the Mississippi. the Mississippi Department of Human Services, although prosecutors have charged several public officials and non-profit leaders in the scandal.

Farve has not faced any allegations. How does he have access to this money? Was he a politician? No, his homies. His homies is politicians. They got text messages with, I don't know, his phone calls and text messages with Brett Fav basically saying like,

pull up to Brett Favv text, Taylor. Brett Faw, what was the text? He basically said, not all the texts. Not all the texts. Yeah, he asked him wild. He's a wild boy. Let's see that guy from, Yes, he questioned the legality of welfare fund.

Go back to the headline, he questioned the legality of welfare funds he received. Like, he knew he was asking basically, could it be traced back to them? Go back, go back up. Is the money I was paid 100% legal for radio commercials for our route? And a text message to Mississippi Community Education

sent a nonprofit operator Nancy Neve. So he's asking to make sure it is. No, there's other take. I saw the other text. The other text was basically him saying, are you sure it can't be traced back to us and some shit like that? So he's aware.

He's 100%. Like, if you take him money that's supposed to go to welfare. Yeah. To make volleyball courts, it's great. And what a dumb move. And he got money. Well, one, he's got money too.

Like, take money that was supposed to go towards some rich shit. Like, if you're still from the rich, nobody's really upset. No. But if you're still from the poor, you're an asshole. Or the government.

Oh, that's what it was. He claimed he said he claimed he never. He said the quarterback said he had not known the funds he received came from welfare money and that he would never scroll up Taylor and that he would never knowingly do anything to take away from those that need it most. He has similarly denied knowing that prevocus or volleyball money came from TAMF funds with the screenshots of Farr's and news text messages that white publishing is filing do not impair to include news reply to Farr's questions about whether the one point one payment was legal with invisible. text in the filing show news response that the auditor's office apparently attempted to redact it. Come on, man.

Well, I don't know, man. That's some scummy shit. It's scummy. It's just some scummy shit. Scummy as fuck. And you can't, you can't get around it. Like, you're still from poor people that need it. Yeah. It's fucked up. You're going to get, yeah, you go to get the criticism and desert. Did Brett Forb really

have a legacy, bro? Yeah. He was He was, yeah, he was a man. He was a man. Yeah, it is. But it is fucked up. In Green Bay. He was king. Hell yeah. He got a chip.

I never loved, I never loved Brett Ball. Oh, he was beloved. I love Brady. Yeah, but you weren't a Green Bay fan. I'm not a Patriot fan, but you're not a certain to be, I respect Steve Young.

Steve Young was a dog. I'm not saying Brett Fall wasn't dog. I just didn't, I don't know, I just don't put Brett up there like that. He played a long time, right? And that was the thing, right? To see this old man still out there for 20 years throwing the football.

Gunslinger. He was a gunslinger. Tom Brady was 40 plus still winning him, though. When it rained, I mean, you can't compare him, but he was just a fun guy to watch. He was going to go for it. He was going to go for it every single time. It was funner to me, is what I'm saying.

Who was? Steve Young was fun. People forget how good Steve Young was, gross. Steve was nice. Steve Young was fun to watch. Joe Montana was fun to watch. Michael Vic was fun to watch. Even though he never wanted to ring.

Nobody better than me. I didn't, Brett Ball was just okay to me. I'm like, you know, he had more, he had more endorsements than anything. Yeah. He was white. People's Michael Vic. Yeah.

That's, yeah. Good old country boy, tough guy, could throw the ball hard. That was the lure around him, like, oh, his arm is crazy. He's got a cannon. Damn, yeah. It's like a guy to freak off. Throwing the ball around, oh, I'm crazy, got a turn. J.D. Vance?

Oh, no, let's do some rest in pieces, first of all. Okay. John Amos died, they 84, rest in peace. Yeah. He was dead since August 21st. He was in a coma? No, he was deceased since August 21st. So why are you just R.I. being now?

I don't know why they just are. announced it now? Why you was just saying it now? I just found out like everybody else. He was dead. Deceased since August 21st. Well, listen, rest in peace, John, also, DeKembe Matumbo. Oh, man. That's crazy. I'm not going to lie. The John A. Inborn's one hurt because it's like, damn,

when he lived along, like, 84 is a pretty good life. I feel like the Kempbein'A, 58 is too young, bro. I don't know clue he had brain cancer. Me neither. Like, the Kempbe and Mutumbo died that 58 from brain cancer, man. Like, Matumbo was the god. Oh, it's great.

Why did we love De Kiney Matumbo so much? growing up. I don't know. He was funny. He was funny. Was it the humor? He had jokes. And the Nuggets Jersies will fight.

He also did this shit right here in the airline. His voice, he had this booming voice. It was cartoonish almost. Yeah, it was great. He was one of those guys. He's one of those guys that became a superstar off defense. And you know what else? I thought about this the other day, the Georgetown allure.

There was something about Georgetown back in the day. If you played for the Hoyas, especially if you were a sinner, people fucked with you. I didn't know he went to Georgetown. I think you're thinking of Patrick Ewan. No, I know Ewanning. Mottomone didn't go to Georgetown?

I don't know, maybe. Google that. I thought, yeah, but Tumble went to Georgetown. Am I tripping? Patrick Ewan. Alonzo morning. Alan Iverson. He came here with talking about Alan Overson.

Like, we love Joe. What happened? Why people don't go to Georgetown no more? John Thompson. Passed away, right? No, he quit. No, he did pass away, he did. But he did pass away, though, right?

I think he might have passed away, right? John Thompson. No, no. They had a squad. Georgetown was this shit. Why y'all don't go to Georgetown no more? The jerseys were fire. I might go.

I might go get some old Georgetown jerseys for the culture. Rest of peace to Kimbea-Mittal, though, man. Yeah, rest in peace, man. What else we got, Taylor, gang? We got any more ads? Yeah. Let's do another ad. And then let's do it and ask you some asking idiots.

No, sorry. We might cut this, but who's Maggie Smith? I don't know. That's why I didn't do it. From Sister Act. Sister Act. Yeah. We only know two girls from me.

sister, Erica. She was like, Lauren Hill and what be... I say, Harry Potter. Yeah, she was on Harry Potter. Who watches that shit? Yeah, don't, don't, don't, don't disrespect. Yeah, you, exactly.

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Tramante Davis. Okay. The person that he's going to fight. Okay. Was he fighting? I don't know the guy's name. But that is the problem. I know it sounds like I'm trying to catch you.

Nah, you at first did it. The way you did it at first. Like everybody's new tank fight? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tank these nuts in your bounds. No, no, no, no. Somebody in New Orleans gave me a good one to use you. I should have wrote it down.

He was saying it to be while I was walking out. What do you say? I can't even remember. I should have wrote it down. It was good, so I would have got you good. That mental hell shit. You got to watch out for the mind goblins. The mind goblins.

What is? Who's he fighting? Pull it up. Let's take fighting. What? I want to know. What? You got to watch out for the mind gobbling.

See, see, he would have got, see, they're probably heard it the first time. No. What? Not listening to you. Well, what is it? Nope. You don't want to know? Nope.

You don't want to know? No. You're not curious? You know what that sound like? What Diddy would have been for Halloween this year? If he wasn't in a show. jail. A mind goblin.

Yeah. Tank. But. Tank, but. No. What? What? What?

The mind goblins, bro. Is it ever an issue with you, with your anxiety, dealing with the mind goblins? Taylor, pull up the chest. He wants to know, though. He wants to know what it is. He's so curious. He wants to know what it is. So badly.

I already know what you're going to say. What am I going to say? Would you mind gobbling this dick? Yay! There we go. Got that shit, you know what I mean? Got that. You got that one.

You fucking got that one. We are some immature 40s. Wilder! Wilder! Wilder! I called you all immature professionals on my speed. We all died. Immature professionals?

What is that? But you are... I am a always professional. That's who works at a ditty-free college. Yo. You got to use that for your next day. The immature professionals, bro. Immature professionals.

All right, so... Do some math. Where were we? Where were we? No, no, you were about to say something. Oh, J.D. Van. What was it? Javante, David.

Oh, yeah. Who's he fighting? He's fighting. He's fighting. I don't know. And I think that the question is, like, why isn't he just fighting one of the big fights? I feel like you really trying to rope-a-dope me, yo. I feel like you're going all the way around.

Can you look at who Jambonthe Davis is playing next? They have not announced no new tank fight. The only thing I've seen is... The Asian guy, Sue gone? Yeah, see. Right. No, no, no. What is that?

Lamont Roach Jr. Yeah. Lamont. I heard of Lamont. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have heard Lamont,

Julian. Have you heard of Lamont? I've heard of Lamont. You know Lamont? You know Lamont? They call them lie for short. You know lie? Yeah.

But you know Lamont, right? You guys are stupid. You guys are stupid. You know, Lamont, right? No, but have you heard of them? Have you heard of the fighter? No. It's a real fighter.

I have heard of him, though. Okay. What's his record? I've seen Lamont Road Jr. fight on, like, I think he might be from Washington, D.C., and I think that, obviously, Tang's from Baltimore, so maybe there's, like, a little rivalry with that.

But I don't know who, I mean. Tank is just so huge. He's so prolific. You want to see him fight the biggest guys. Maybe the guys are avoiding him. Do you? knock somebody to fuck out. All right, so maybe you're on to that.

Yeah, I'm, I would love to see him fight, you know. Loma Chenko. Lomachenko, I'd love to see him fight, Tefimo Lopez. Garcia. I would like, I actually would like to see tank fights should cause him. He's 27-1-1. 27.

I mean, sorry, 25-1-0-N-A. I want to see tank fights should call Stevenson. That's the fight. I think that's the fight they should be trying to make next. That's the good fight to me. Tank Davidson, I mean, Tank Davis. I mean, Tank Davis versus or she called Stevenson.

That's a good fight. Everything else is just like, eh, okay. He's not into it. JD Vance, I predicted that I thought he would probably get the best of Tim Walz. And he washed him or what? It wasn't that it was a wash. He was just better. He was a little slicker, a little bit more smoother.

I mean, Tim Walves was in their name. He was nailing policy and all that. But here's the thing that people don't realize. That is for a certain demographic. There's a certain demographic that's watching for policy. There's a certain demographic that's just, watching. They don't know what's going on. And so they're just going to look at

who seems like they know what they're talking about and who seems more confident in what they're talking about. And that was JD Vance. But I also think a lot of just have to do with optics. When you're 39 years old or 40 year, whatever JD Vance is, he looks extremely younger than, you know, Tim Walls.

Tim Walls is great at Pepp rallies, right? He's an old coach. You go out there, you rile people up, you're like, yeah, granddad, yeah. But now when you know you're going back and forth with your 40-year-old grandson. Yeah. You know? Yeah, he looks like he's skydiving.

He wears out. Don't he look like he's in an airplane that don't have like the glass for the cockpit? What are you watching? I'm just kidding. Sorry, it's too many audio. You talk about Waltz or Vince? Waltz.

And JD was good because he was so hospitable. Like they looked like they were having a friendly debate. Like he would say, you know, I actually agree with Tim Nair. You know, it was. I think that was strategy. I think that J.D. knows that Tim is tries to be like the likable nice guy. Yeah.

So he's like, all right, well, I'm going to be likable and nice. And then what are you going to do? Are you going to come over the top being likable and nice? I think that was smart. Yeah, it was smart on his guy. Like, Walt should have came out of him. He should have attacked him. Like, how do you not say any of the bullshit that he's said in the past?

He ain't bring it up once. You know why? Why? Because Tim Walz is the person who coined the phrase weird. I think that they've been running those, those ads about, you know, Kamala wanting taxpayer, the vice president wanting taxpayers dollars to pay for transgender surgery in prison.

As soon as Tim Walz would have called J.D. Vance Weird. J.D. would have just started running all of that shit down. He'd have started calling him tampon Timmy, and he would have started talking about, you know, hey, you wanted tampons in the male bathroom, and the vice president wanted to, want to spend taxpayer dollars on sex change. It's like, he would have put,

him in a weird corner with that, and this is national television. There's people that know about these things, but they don't know about these things. Oh, so J.G. is basically waiting for Tim to take a shot. You call me weird. Now I'm about to bomb, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. But if you don't, then we're going to be civil. And I'm sure to beat you with intellect. Okay. Yes. So you thought he won. Yeah, I definitely think JD Mann's one of the debate. I mean, like I said, here's the thing. If you're listening for policy, Tim Wall's one. If you're looking for style,

J.D. Vance won, right? And most people are just looking at it optic-wise, and they're looking for style. And I think, yo, as much as people think they feel comfortable with old white males, I don't think we want to see that as our elected officials anymore. I think J.D. Vance looking younger

really does play into that, especially if we spent a whole four years talking about how old Biden is. And then now, people talk about how old Trump is. When you put another old white man on TV, regardless of how likable people may say he is. Unless the shit that he said...

Jetty vance looks flicker. He claimed he was at Tiananmen Square or something like that. Did you see that? So is he just lying about what he does? No, he just... He got the time frame wrong. It happens, man. Well, Tiananmen Square is a specific moment.

That's what I'm saying. So I think he was there either a couple months before or after or something like that. So it makes it seem like he was there while... What was it like? It was conflict, right? That's what I think Tiananmen Square is where they drove over to Chinese do with the tank. well I know he basically just got the time frame so he was in the area but just like months after

and he tries to make a team like oh you know I was that's like saying I'm in New York during 9-11 but you're there January exactly like if you said that you're a fucking psychopath that's what he did but he's done that a few times I never I didn't know what he's I didn't know what he's like I was in Afghanistan that's why his answer was so fucked up because he was just like he they called him out on a lie and he was just like

My constituents know who I am. But why would you say that? That was his worst moment of the debate. Thank God this is one of the times we're not voting for Vice President. Vice President. I voted for I voted for Vice President Kamala Harris when Biden put her on the ticket. You know, and I know that there's a lot of people that when President Obama was president, Biden made them feel comfortable.

In 2008, Biden made a lot of people and especially those, you know, electoral voters. he made a lot of them feel comfortable enough to vote for President Obama. I don't even remember who Hillary's running me was. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Oh, the guy from West Virginia, wasn't it? He's like a...

Oh, yeah, sucking on. Come on, Sean. Like, you know, the delivery bitch. He didn't even disguise it. He didn't even disguise it. He literally said, oh, yeah, blowjob joke. That's what he said. Sucking on?

He didn't even go stucing on. He didn't go, my balls in. He didn't do anything. He just said, sucking on. Yo. You just said, Senator sucking on or something like that. It was Tim Kane. The sky's in a little bit.

It was Tim Kane. Who? Senator Tim Kane. Oh, I haven't. I don't even know what he was. I didn't know who he was then. I don't know what fuck he had now. God bless Senator Tim Cain.

Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. Oh, wait, before. They need to do fact checking, though. I'll prefer the debate with Biden. You wouldn't have a career if it was a fact checking out. Imagine if they had this fact check podcast for the last. No, I'm so good. I got time for that shit.

Imagine if the only way to have a podcast was to just be fact-based. Nah, fuck that, Al. No, bro. How? Stop. Your idiot logic all day, every day. Let's go.

Yeah. This is the debate for the president. Feelings don't care about your facts. They don't. Because guess what? Yesterday, J.D. Vance passed the vibe check. He did. All feelings.

Lied a bunch. But he passed the vibe check. It was all feelings. Tim Walz didn't pass the vibe check. But he had more facts. Maybe. Maybe. I mean, to be honest with you,

I didn't even look at that. What I said just now, I don't even know if it was true. That's what's up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But we used to be a fucking country, Ali. All that matters.

We used to be a fucking country. Oh, that's the time. All right? Fuffed up that we used to be a country. We used to be a goddamn country. To these fucking white ladies like, Terror, Taylor came in here. Terror?

Yeah, you white lady terrorists. You came in here fucking it up for everybody. What is this shit in New York City? They're given the rat's birth control? Yep. What eats rats? What can they put in the city that can eat rats? They have a bird eating a rat.

You already know. And stop it. You all try to get me fucked up. That's what it really is. You over here trying to get me fucked up. By the way, it might come to that. If there's some apocalyptic shit that happens. Oh, New York, we're good.

Y'amottis Bob. That's going to be the telepacency. We're not running out of food. By the way, that's a group. There's plenty food. Why wasn't Will Smith eating rats and I am legend? Wasn't he in New York? He wasn't he wasn't?

They should have showed that. But he was still going to the grocery store and getting food. I thought he was hunting deer. He was hunting deer. Oh, he wasn't in New York then. He wasn't in New York then. He wasn't in New York? Why the fuck wasn't he eating rats?

He went through them all. He didn't. You might have know, for real. They should have showed that. Like, that shit would have been better than the hunting deer shit. If they had showed him and I am legend, like hunting rats, like people would have understood that like, oh, that is New York. Because the rats ain't going nowhere.

If the apocalypse happened tomorrow, the rats going to be here. Do you remember how many years he said, though? Or the movie said, like how many years passed? He was eating canned food, though. I don't remember that. Free Will Smith, man. Shout out to Big Willie. I saw something.

Man, I saw, I was, oh, I did Global Citizens Saturday. How was? It was cool. I never did it before. I did Global Citizen Saturday. I'm not going to say who. Don't worry, I'm not going to say. But bad, somebody pulled me to the side and said,

yo, man, I saw you in Schultz reaction to Will Smith song. They said, I laugh so much at that reaction. And he said, all I'm going to say is he can't stop laughing even when he hears the song now. Oh, oh, man. Let's do some asking idiots, man. Let's do it. But can we do all the questions as Will Smith? No, stop.

Come on. That's good. Let's try it. Let's just try it. All right, Charlotte. Who do we go? Real estate of mind, seven says, who is the most interesting person you've met in why?

There's so many. For me, it would be I am the dick. I am the Gregory. I don't know. I am the pharaoh. I am the con. Okay? I am the pharaoh, but I identify as a con.

I've met a lot of interesting people. I mean, my line of work, you know? My line of work allows me to be a lot of interesting. Gregory. I met a lot I didn't know how you were going to pull that off. All my, you know, the reason I say that

those people, and I mentioned, you know, Minister Fragon and Dick Gregory, because they were they're such elders. You know what I'm saying? Like, I think Dick Gras was in his 80s. Minutes of 90s. The amount of wisdom, the things that they've seen, like, they've seen

things that we read about in history books, things that we talk about. I think people like, I guess, because I'm so interested in history, not even just, you know, history of society, but like history and hip-hop, when I talk to somebody like Angie Martinez,

sway, like, they met Biggie and Park. Like, they're mythical figures to me, so it's like, you know, my interesting list is very, very, very, very, very, very long because I've had an opportunity to talk to a lot of, you know, different people. Some of my favorite people to talk to nowadays,

are like either very old people, the eldest are like really rich people. I like having conversations with the billionaires. Because everybody always, you know, in our mind, the things that they say,

you know, you can't become a billionaire unless you do something evil. You can't become a billionaire without stepping on people, this or that. So when you actually have conversations with them and, you know, you pick their brain

and you realize why they got to where they got to, it has nothing to do. Yeah, with anything nefarious. It's just that, like, most of us, they come up with a great idea and they find a way to capitalize on it. You know?

So it's like, you know, it's like they are the free. They are the market. You know what I'm saying? Enterprise, right? Like, you know, that's the world we live in. Yeah. You know? Yeah, that's interesting.

Who's the most interesting person? Yeah, who the most interesting person is, oftentimes not maybe the most famous person, but there are people that you're just so interested in. Like when you meet the people that when you were a kid, they're like your heroes. Man. You know,

that's, that's really awesome. So, like, being able to meet those people. And then, but I didn't have enough time to, like,

sit down with them, but, like, I got to meet Kelly Slater, is, like, the best surfer ever. That was fucking awesome. And,

uh, I'm trying to think, like, even just meeting like your heroes in comedy, meeting like a Chris Rock. They were just fucking sick. You know, I've had an opportunity to sit down and speak to everybody that's a,

alive who has influenced me in the major way. Isn't that crazy? Every single one. Yeah. From Arsenio Hall to Judy Bloom to Jay-Z to, to, you know, Minnesota Farron. Like, I've had, and I've had the opportunity to sit down and, like, really, not just talk to these people on air, but talk to them off air.

Like, you know, like, I mean, when I say every single one, every single one, every single one. Judy Blum is, she's always been interested in me just because of her work, but to actually sit down with her, but then to actually have a relationship with her for her to call me a friend, for me to call her a friend. Like, God, damn. Like, that's like, what is life?

Yeah. Michael Blue was great. Just to be able to sit down with, like, a political offer. What is that? You talk about me. That was wildly obvious. Wait, why?

What is that one? Well, I don't know what I was. I would say, what, to this one? I can't figure it out. Michael blew your back out? Okay. You knew that. I couldn't figure that suit out.

Get the... You just wanted to hear some dick jokes. You just wanted to hear somebody say they blew your back out, Al. What does that even mean? Alistar, Ken Ross says, Charlotte said, even with money you weren't cared for at birth, would you ever elaborate? I don't know what you're talking about.

That was great. I have no idea what you're talking about. Even with money you weren't care of. I don't know what you're talking. This next one is good, though. T-A-G-D-S with the goods says... This guy's Mexican, by the man. Yeah, shout out.

This guy is so stereotypical Mexican. He is Votto. What's on, Votto? Either this is a fake page. This guy is so Mexican. This is Ledi Martinez's brother, y'all. We're going to read it as him. What's on?

Oh, okay. Honolale, Honolay, so your friend. What is O-H-K? Okay. Oh, okay. Yeah. Ah, ha! I never seen the one.

A Mexican is coming out. Okay. Your friend is beat up by a gay man. Does that make him gay? I'm talking about fully gay? He's putting for real dude. I'm talking about fully gay? No, that does not make him gay

because gay men are men unless they identify as a Libra. But if you're gay men, but gay men are men, bro. No, if you get beat up by a gay, dude, that's not what happens after you get beat up. You're a little less straight. Yeah, what's you going to do?

A little less straight. But here's the thing about getting beat up by a gay man. That he could suck you and you could do nothing about it. If nobody sees it, when he goes around he goes, y'all, I beat that motherfucker up. I beat that motherfucker up.

I beat that shit up. My motherfucker's like, oh shit. I beat his ass. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. People are going to think you got fucked. Yeah. And this guy is bragging about beating your ass. I mean, there's really nothing you could do.

Once a gay guy beats you up, he could just dock in your foreskin and you got to take it. Do you what's your foreskin? Dude, what's your foreskin? What is it? You can dock in your foreskin, bro. I'm not asking. I don't care. You just ask.

So now you go, find out. Hey, this is blink three times. This is a nice arm moving. What is your own doing? We're thinking about this for months. When a guy has foreskin and another guy does it, he takes his dick and he puts it inside. Ew. What?

No, I leave Charlotte. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I don't know. No, I'm not talking.

I promise you. I've seen that somewhere. I saw that. So it's a movie or something that shows that shit, yo. It's not watching that Sasquah shit. You got to chill out. I'm telling you, man, it's like Voltron. It's like they put their dicks together

and they get like some type of powers. Yeah. What are you watching? Two dicks. No, we know what it is. Two foreskins. We're under, why are you watching it? You said what?

You watch. I don't know. I am gay. I'm Charlamine. I don't know. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. You know what you call?

You know what you call? You know what you call? Two uncircumcised dix? What is that? Eight. I don't get it. 4 plus 4 equals 8. Oh, four.

All right. I don't know. A workshop. We got a workshop. The NBA game last day, man. You know what I'm just shooting, man. You know what I'm going to. They don't miss hit all these shots.

It broke off on you. You play a real and the girl. Oh, let's do one more, man. You went to the Liberty game, yes, it? I did. I went to the Liberty Games, yes, it? I did. I went to the Liberty Aces game. I had to go see. He was?

I heard it was rocking. No, let me tell you something. I'm not even joking when I say this. The New York... That's my first WNBA game, I believe? No. How about... I've been to a WNBA game before.

I think you went to the college, man. I think you went to... Yeah, I went to women's college basketball. That was my first WNBA game. That shit was rocking. Like the energy in there, and yo, they was bawling like, what I was sitting by me, right?

You could believe, to believe who I'm talking about. But sannie sitting by me with her fiance heckling the fuck out of that Las Vegas A's. Because we're sitting right behind the Aces, they're Liberty fans.

Boy, somebody from the Aces is like, shut the fuck up, ho! Before we get you motherfucking kicked out this bitch! Wow. Right? So, Yonzie goes, bitch who the fuck you talking to?

I'm not even joking. It was three aces on the bitch. All of at the same time. You, bitch! I was like, oh, this real house was. Right? So then this one dude, right? You know New York City.

Nah, yo, we're in New York, yo. They told them, fuck. Nah, they need to remember. They're in New York, yo. They're in New York, right? So I tell the dude, I go, Hey, I just want you to know that Herfiantha, they Celtics fans, they're Patriots fans, they're Patriots fans,

they don't give a fuck about this New York shit. He was like, oh, word, dango, good look. He was like, good luck. I said New York is really the most New York place. New York is New York for real. New York, whatever you see about New York in movies or anything else, and you know what really brings it out? Sports.

Yeah, of course. Sports. Culture is the only thing keeping New York culture alive, bro. We would fake care about sports the moment we get to the playoffs. Oh, yeah. Like, it's crazy. It was sold out. I know.

Yeah. Like, it was, and it was mad people at the Liberty Gay. I'm talking about Carmelo and Cyan was there. I saw a carry champion there. Alicia Keys was there. Colin Kaepernick and Nesson was there. Gail King was there. Robin Roberts was there.

What's the dude? I would forget the white guy. What's his name? He goes to a lot of games. He's an actor. Robert Zanero? No. He's a Bateman?

Nah, not Jason Bateman. Jason Statham? Nah, man. Jason, uh, lick-a-dick-a-dick-a-dick-a-old. He yells. He's so bad. He's so bad. It's so unbelievable.

He's so bad. It's never been worse. It's truly, it's just the only thing you haven't been bad. Oh, sorry. Jason, uh, lick a dicker. He didn't blame for that lick a dick or who? Oh, man. Okay.

Let's end on this. We got to end on this one. Go. Brian Roller 710 says, is it bad for a stud to pay for pussy? I mean, they got one. Why are you paying for what? This is why the brain is the fucking. I don't want no body's listening to us who don't listen to us, okay?

I think we got to start the part with that question. Have you been listening to brilliant idiots for the past 11 years? That is who we are. That right there, Brian. I fuck with you, man. That is facts, though. Is it bad for a stud to pay for pussy? I mean, they got one while you're paying for one because you can't eat it.

You can't eat your own. That's something we don't another ass studs. Yeah, what do you do to the process? No, I'm saying we don't ask stud. How do we know that some people just simply don't like the taste of pussy? They might just like to taste of pussy. Yeah, like a cilantro or whatever. Yes.

They might just like the taste of it. You ain't sitting around doing this. I mean, we smell it. We go like that. We smell our balls. You don't think that they smell their vaginas? I'm sure they smell it, but they're not like putting their fingers in it and then lick in their fingers.

No, but they'll tell it. take out of tampon just put it around that rearview mirror like a little, uh... Ew. Like a little scent. You gotta make that merch, yo. You gotta make that merch, yo. You gotta have merch that looks like a used tampon that you can put on your fucking mirror. That is hilarious.

Oh my God. As always, if you look to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots

and don't know shit, you're right too. It's a brilliant idiotic podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.