The Brilliant Idiots - Wet Willy Wonka

Episode Date: February 18, 2021

On the podcast this week, Wax joins Chralamagne in studio while Andrew is still in Miami and they discuss, Tekashi and Meek Mill's altercation, the NBA All Star game coming to Atlanta, what's going on with Covid, Boosie's comments on Lori Harvey and Michael B Jordan, Charlamagne shares some Wax war stories, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Yep, Shalamane the God. Andrew Shultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast. Let's get right to it. What did we see this week? That was positively brilliant.

What did we see that made us say, what a fucking idiot? Number one, Wax is here. Let's go. It's good, bro. Hey, Wax, man. It's great to see you. How's the knee? Oh, it's the ankle.

It's actually doing very well. Back in the Tim, so you know we early. Okay. And then how's the baby? Baby is going great. He's dark skin. And I know if I was thinking that he's going to be light skin. My son is definitely dark skin.

Brown. Got big hands, big feet. Definitely brown. Definitely Spanish. He's definitely a Smith. Dominican. Puerto Rican. Thank you.

Thank God, man. Congratulations, Wax. Bless you. Did Wax ever tell you how he told his Achilles to begin with? You tore your Achilles? I tore my Achilles, yeah. I was racing at pit bulls and in Florida. That Florida shit different out there, bro.

Hold on. These motherfuckers fast as hell out there for a reason. They race pit bulls and all that type of shit. Did you get the surgery to get it fixed? Yeah, I got a surgery. I was on the boot. That's why I stayed away. I ain't let nobody see me because, of course,

a lot of people want to beat me up. You include it. Remember when you got fat? I do remember when you got fat, bro. I'm definitely not fat. You got fat. Still slightly chunky. Nah.

A lot of bad habits. I was sitting down for 12 weeks. Nobody knew. I was acting like nobody seen me. I stayed on the camera. Look what I took from him. I had to take it from him, you know? The whole box.

I had to take it from him. Hold on, hold on. Look, look, look. One is five left out of a dozen. Let's see what really ate. I had to take it from him. Is that crispy cream? Yes.

It's different, though. Wow, bro. Best she was warm. Wax. You should see Evan in here fighting the feeling. He would. You see him in his chair? Yeah.

He put his mask on without open the box. He was like, oh, fuck that smell. Yes. Yes. Listen, Andrew's having a problem, um, nutting fast. And I think Wax has a positively brilliant solution.

I'm having a problem, nothing fast, bro. I used to have all the control when I was on my back, right? And then I don't know what happened. My girl did some crazy shit. I don't know what it is. But now she just get me off immediately almost. Like I'm doing everything I possibly can.

What is your core strength like? You got to really like get your core strength. That's how you, do it. You got to keep your core tightened up and you got to be sitting in like a sitting area like this. You can do it all day like this. But if you're laying on your back, it's man down. What the fuck are you doing?

Laying on my back. I was the guy when it came to back, I'd get on my back. This is back in my single days. Way back in the day. Way back in the day. Man, I remember I just lay on my back and the girls would be like, no, you get on top. I go, trust me, right? I give them that back, bro. Get a couple of hours.

I'll tell you, when I give them that back, it was a problem. bro. It was a very liberal sex position, by the way. That's giving the woman all a control. You know what I'm saying? That's letting the woman be on top being controlled. That's very progressive of you, Andrew. I'm a very progressive guy.

You got to let the matriarchy, you know, you got to give them a chance to run the world. That's what it's about. Hop on, girl, ride it. Well, you got to start thinking of some things. You can't enjoy it. That's what you got to do. I'm thinking of things. I'm counting. I'm calculating shit. I'm looking out

the window. I'm trying to do everything. I possibly can. Man, the counting don't even work. Say what? The counting don't even work? The counting don't even work. Dude, ever since I got Corona, I'm like a little bit Asian, so my counting is through a fucking roof, bro.

I saw a waste. That's what I thought he was going to tell you to do. He did the tub of ice before. But the tub of ice is actually, that's just one to transform places that you go to, like, the couch, you know what I'm saying, that you go to the sink in the bathroom, then the then they already had the ice and stuff inside the, in the sink. You know what I'm saying? But you used to stand in the ice.

No, that's when you take a shit, man. You put your feet in cold water and you take a shit. Why? Because all the blood rush to your feet and then all this right here is loose. You got like pain in your stomach and stuff like that. You got diarrhea.

All that I do, sit on the toilet with cold feet with cold water. I'd love to know what you did to fix your Achilles, bro. If that's how you help, you know, congestion and bowel movements, I would love to know what backyard medicine you used to fix your fucking Achilles, bro. Yeah, the doctor is really happy for me. He was like, man, you came back.

really like, he said I'm two and a half weeks early. I'm moving more than anybody else through. Wow. I'll be working at home, man. I got the towel. I got the bands. I'll be at home getting it in. Okay.

I'm always thinking that somebody's going to try to beat me up. So I got to help and get back. That's karma, though. That's because he doesn't beat up so many people that he think calm are going to come back and get him. Hell yeah. I don't know when it's going to be where it is, but I'm ready. Oh, so you think someone's going to try you now that your Achilles is fucked up?

No, it's not fucked up. Now they come. They already fucked up. You should do that weeks ago. It's the stomach, though. but make people try you. When they see Waxdon got a little stomach. Yeah, dude.

Honestly, bro. The gloves are still here, baby. I saw you. McDonald's French fries. Bro. Because I'm starving. I eat all day. I know,

but seriously, you got to stop, man, because I was looking at you on the boat. There's a picture of you on the boat, and I thought a manatee washed up on the boat. I was a little concerned. I was like, yo, they're the ones that carp trumps and the manate.

You ain't seen a boot on the foot. You didn't gain a lot of weight when you had that boot on, yo. I kind of was a boot. I thought it was a flip. I was racing fit bulls, bro. And Carlo was pregnant. When your woman is pregnant,

you automatically gain weight if you're not taking care of you. That's a fact. That's why I was running. I think you just didn't want to take care of her anymore. You didn't want to go get her peanut butter jelly sandwiches in the middle of night. You're like, fuck it.

You cut your own ACL. You're like, I'm tired of this shit. I need to be done. That's what you did? That wasn't that bad, man. I actually liked the whole situation. When you have one, you would see you want to be involved with everything. I thought I'm about to have one.

Because I can't last morning three pumps. You're pregnant? Nah, but I can't last long. Yo, literally yesterday I was like, I'm like, yo, I'm about to just leave it in because I'm so embarrassed of how quickly I'm fucking coming, dude. It's embarrassing, bro. No, man, it's her.

I told you this before. It's her. It's telling her she got that fire, bro. That shit works for like two times, and then she'd be like, well, extinguish the fire, yo. Well, maybe you're at the point in your life when you got to start masturbating before sex. Yeah.

Bro, take a little edge off. Oh, I know, I got you. Okay. Okay. Okay. That goddamn royal honey pack, bro. A royal honey pack? That royal honey pack. What's that?

Look it up. The FDA discontinued it, but it's a VIP. Listen, it's a VIP Royal Honey Pack, bro. And you eat it right out the pack like honey. That shit I have you hard like Rottwala. Yeah, but something else might happen. Hard like what? No one might grow or something.

Rott Wila. Hold on one second. Hard like Rottwila. Rot Wila. But what is Why is it Rottweiler hard? I don't know It's from Belly the movie man

Lenox Lenox can make you hard Like Rotwila Like when the dog's dick comes out Like lipstick Hey by the way Maybe Lennox wasn't saying Rotwalla

I don't know what the fuck Lennox was saying I don't know but I always say Hard like Wollah Maybe he wasn't saying that I don't know It's from the movie belly You never seen belly? Of course I seen belly I grew up on belly

You grew up on your stomach On your back. You said you're on your back, Joe. No, I got the, I call my porno. I call my porno back. That shit ain't belly. Josh, what's, um, what's coming fast, though? Like, what's your...

Honestly, if I wanted to, if I don't do all the calculations and the math and all that kind of stuff, I could, it could be quick. I could probably do it within an Instagram post. You don't even have to go to IGTV. I wonder if that's like a, um... I wonder if that's like a trauma-induced behavior. You think maybe I'm like finally like calm and accepting of where I am in life and like my brain isn't.

Comfortable, man. Yeah, like I'm in love with her. Yeah, you're in love with her number one. And you're thinking about what's important. So maybe you're getting performance to anxiety that's causing you to God damn let that shit loose. That happened to do with Carla though. Maybe before I was so stressed with like achievement and success and all these things and And then that was allowing me to last long because I wasn't focused on the task at hand.

And now I'm like really appreciative to where I am. And all of a sudden, boom, you're right. You're like comfortable, bro. This how pussy really feel? Yes. Yeah. I'm with you. Oh, and you're hitting it raw too.

Mm-hmm. So condoms help you. Condoms add at least 20 minutes. At least. My girl almost told me. She's like, yo, we might have to go back to condoms because this shit. She didn't know. She don't want, she don't like this organic shit, man.

That GMO diet is what's up. You don't want her to tell you nothing, man That organic dick ain't doing it I'm serious, that's probably what it is You probably used to you wearing condom Bro He's not eating meat? He's not eating meat now?

Nah, I eat meat, bro I'd cut out dessert Because once I have dessert My dick is trash But if I eat like a nice I had steak last night I had steak And then a blue chew

I popped a blue chew during dinner She didn't even see me bro She didn't even see me No that blue chews Because I fuck earlier in the day And I embarrassed myself I literally sat there. You got to get that get back.

Bro, I got that get back. Hey. I got that get back. Bro, but she didn't know. I popped chew, right? You can't let her know. Pop that chew. And then she didn't see me.

And then I laughed at something. And she saw the blue in my teeth, like in the molars. Desert. You know what you tell? You know what you tell? You said, look, if I'm not cheating, I'm not trying hard enough. Yo, let's go. That's it, baby.

None of a little performance enhancing drug. It's a page. way. Only it's not the play gate. By the way, men do that shit often. It's inflate game. Inflate gate. Men do that shit often.

We do that shit because we want to impress our lady. Why wouldn't you? Yeah, you're right. If you didn't give a fuck about nothing fast, I'll be like, damn, that's the bad situation. Yeah. Yeah, now you right about that, man. I admire those men, bro, who just like, here's some jewelry, but then they bust fast. Nah.

Yeah, that's a lot of rich guys. Because even with that, the woman going to want something. that last long, you know what I'm saying? They want to energize the bunnies, bro. That's why I used to come to wax. That's why all the girls, I was fucking all their men was rich. And we're not editing this either.

You heard what, Carla, you heard of them? Back in the day. Are you doing for a movie? No. No. No.

You want to act spicy? You want to put it out. I don't put it out. We're not editing nothing, Carla. Carla, you heard them? You want to add spicy, bro. Hey, wax, you're acting a little spicy right now.

Word up. I'm going to turn it down. You can't say nothing either. You got a ring too. Say what? seen that. Congratulations, man. Oh, yeah. I put the big, I put the big rock, bro.

Y'all didn't talk about his proposal. Who proposal was better? Wax the show. How did I propose? How did I propose too? Mine was dope. What did you do, Wax? You did the Wax video? I'm going to tell you

what I did for real. I remember what you did. I was there. We were at SeaWorld and you jumped through the hoop and then you That was me. That was me. That was me. I said, I'm going to jump to a ring to get you a ring. But not all jokes aside.

Like, really, that early that morning, I ain't even know I was going to get a ring. I never, I ain't playing this shit and nothing. I wanted to go to the mall to go buy a pair of thames for the fucking baby shower. And then when I looked up, I seen the fucking, I seen the jewelry store. And I woke a couple of my guys up like, I'm going to just go do it. And they were just like, egging me on to do it. It was like, I don't know, she was calling me about, oh, everybody acting up all. Nothing's happening good for the baby shower.

And I'm like, let me go save the day. Just give me a ring. You know what I'm saying? Black stomach had got to the point where he was like, fuck it. He was like, nobody going to want to be with me but her. He was looking down. He couldn't see his dick no more. He said, fuck that it's time to cash in it.

That's a fact, bro. You thought that you were getting fat and you needed to lock it down. That's right. My fat ass, your whole life. She really accepted me why I had that boot on. So I had to, you know what I'm saying? like she was holding me down. She was pregnant while she was holding me down.

I said, listen, she got to get this ring. Why not? I told him he should have put the Tim. He should have put the ring in the Tim. He should have put the ring in the Tim, got down on one knee. And he already had the boot on. Everybody would have been like, damn, he got one boot. So he'd have pulled out the other boot, told Carl to reach in it.

Ring would have been there. Boom. Wow. Happily ever after. That would have been fire. Oh, listen, we was open the gifts. Yeah. Open the gifts and stuff like that.

They was like, oh, we got one more gifts. Like, she had no idea. She was arguing with me the whole day, yelling at me because things wasn't happening. Of course, it was my fault. You know what I'm saying? And so they was like, you got one more gift. And I got a hobble over there to the back

because they should just like bought something out with me because of my leg. So I went inside, came back out with nothing. And she was like, where's the gift? And I just got on my knee and voila. And I sat on my knee like, it was supposed to be somebody else because I didn't even realize I was actually doing that.

I was surprised for myself. You're like, what the fuck are you doing? What'd you say to her, though? You ready? I ain't even say nothing. You didn't say nothing. He just opened it up. You're trying to hang out for a while and shit.

Nah, the crazy part about it, I didn't even say nothing. I just got on my knee and just smiled at it. I was one of the people looking at this nigga on his knee. You should have got down and Wax should have looked at calling and said, I now know something. Ooh. Ooh. Yeah. I now know something.

I know something. I know something. I know something. Oh, that'll be so cute. I told him all that. You didn't tell me, and I called him. I told him about the timbling. I say, yo, put it in the timbling boot.

He started taking crazy. Get down on the knee and say, I know something. I told him all of that. You could have hit me with that line right before. Come on you. I told you all of that. You didn't tell me that line, bro. You told me about the Tim.

Yes, and I say, tell you, I know something. You should. And when I said that to him, he said, I don't know nothing. Nah, no, no. It was good, though. I'm not that did it. But nothing changed. Is anything changed with you?

I still get yelled at every day and shit. Everything's still my fault. For the ring? Like, how long does the ring last for them to be in a good mood? Yes. I would say between like 12 and 14 hours. Because y'all on the clock now, y'all can't be the people that's engaged for a year or two.

I know the pandemic's putting a lot of pressure on that shit. No, don't use that shit as an excuse. Vaccine is out here, baby. If you can run around Florida, you can run around a goddamn wedding. Yeah, you're right. I'm ready to do it, bro. I'm ready to get married. I'm not worried.

The second I give you a ring, I'm married. Yeah. For us, the ring is, we're married. We already done. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Y'all on the 50-yard line. Say what?

Y'all on the 50-yard line, you got four downs, man. You got to see it all the way through. Nah, bro. We still up to her. We're married, bro. I go to her. Whatever she tells me the date,

I'm going to tell her, no, I don't want that date. Whatever the date is, you tell me, I tell my boys and stuff like that, and that's it. Your girls figured out all that other shepherd's shit out. What the fuck I'm going to do? You can't let your woman plan the wedding, though.

Why? Wax can't. Because call a Puerto Rican. What is that mean? I'm going to have my sisters and them involved with everything. Oh, okay, okay, okay. They talk all the time and stuff. I'm good.

You've been to a Puerto Rican wedding before shows? I didn't know they got married. Just a bunch of kids. I've been to a baby shower. I've been to a few. A Puerto Rican one? A Puerto Rican one? No.

Nah, I've never been to a Puerto Rican white and nothing. I think about it. Yo, that's kind of true. That's wild, yo. They don't have weddings, bro. Hey, put some respect on Puerto Ricans. Nah, some Puerto Rican don't have weddings, Alex, I'm sitting in your studio.

This shit says black on. I don't see not a drop of Puerto Rican in here. Yeah. Not even a flag. Nothing. Maybe that plant in the background. Planting? Well, you sitting on the couch is the Puerto Rian's black.

What's it? It is. Wax pointed to the license and said, that's Asian. It's stupid. It's not Asian. Listen, what did you see this week that made you say positively brilliant? What a fucking idiot, man? What, right now?

What did you see this week? Well, honestly, what I saw right now is just us coming to the conclusion about Puerto Rican weddings. Yeah, I'm not saying that they don't happen. I'm just saying I've never seen one. I've never been to one ever. I think they happen, but they must happen in a different way that we don't know. Google, Google, Google, and jail. They have a lot of them in jail.

A lot of them in jail? Yeah, they always get married in jail. I've seen a Puerto Rican jail, one in jail. I seen it was on a movie. What? Wax, are you talking about gay marriage? Get married in jail. The girl came.

Yeah, I've seen that shit. Wait, what? It's on HBO. He was a black man lawyer. He got the He got the What's the thing you got to pass? The bar?

The bar, yeah He passed the bar inside of jail He started getting all the inmates out A black dude And then he had a Puerto Rican guy He got married to this lady Wax just made all this shit up on the fly For no reason

He really did I'll tell you I'm gonna get that name for this guy I forgot his name Is a black dude with a fro? A black dude with a fro? I think 50 involved with that movie too

Man, you're talking about fucking Isaac Wright, man. That's ABC. Yeah, it's a TV show. For life. Everything. Yeah, for life. Yeah, for life.

So, Wax, you gotta learn a dance, it says. The fuck I am. It says, for the first dance, the bride and groom might choose a traditional Puerto Rican Waltz called Adonza Creola. See what I'm saying? That's why you got to be involved

at the planet in a wedding. You're doing that type of shit. You got cut that type of shit out. No, you're definitely doing that. You waltzing. No, no. You absolutely. Listen, Carla don't know how to dance like that anyway.

She don't know that type of shit. She knows how to dance regular. Actually. You don't know how to do it. You know how to do it. Let me see. That was, isn't it called Lombada?

Lomba. Oh. I was saying Lombada from Trial family. I thought you were talking about the goddamn Super Bowl trophy. I was like, what the fuck? That's what they said. That's what they said. Nogada.

He said the old time family. Yes, I said Lombada. Yo, Taylor, bro. Stop being so racist. Lombada sounds so much very to me. Taylor, stop being so racist against Puerto Ricans, yeah. But I wonder if, um, do Puerto Ricans and blacks

get along? Yes. Yes. You're Puerto Rican too, Evan? Uh, Edin, I'm sorry. Central Lump, I don't know what that is. Yeah, me, the, uh. You're a nigger.

Nigger, nigger. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, my God. Chill out, bro. Hey, chill out, bro. This is an audio podcast, too.

Right. He's going to get in. He said, like, Andrew got mad diversity hires in here. I got a nigger auger. No, bro. I don't even say that country. I just say Eddins from South Mexico. Listen.

Oh, Mexico. Let's talk about how somebody in Schultz's crew got COVID again. Run it back. Yes. Run it back. I have a theory. Back to back, baby. Brilliant idiot stock tip. All right. Whatever Shultz tell you

not going to happen, bet again. I'm like, don't worry about it. Hold the son. You don't worry about it. Worry about it. They said the younger you are, are you okay? He's the youngest, bro. The kids, 23.

How was Mark? He might be okay. 23 years old. He's the one with the fat ass that you like, that you stopped the whole podcast to admire. Yeah, with the bun. So why he was calling him flabby? I saw the video.

I'm like, Mark don't have a flabby ass. No, no. The ass is tight. But his midsection, he got work on a little bit. That's what's getting feasted on by Corona right now. Corona is devouring that man, bro, for the second time around. It wanted doubles. Did he have symptoms?

Did he have, was he asymptomatic before? Yeah, like, we actually think he might not have actually had it back in the day. Nope, don't try to move the goalpost. Son, if you could move a gold post, wouldn't you? I get it. Do you smoke weed, don't you? Like, wouldn't you do that? Like, if you cut?

Do he smoke weed? Say what? No, not like that. He don't smoke weed? A lot of people that smoke weed don't get corona. Facts. Yo, whatever people do on the regular,

they try to say it will prevent you from getting corona. You know, if you wear a timid and don't tie them up, yo, you won't catch COVID, Joe. Or a knockout. Like, I cheat on my girl every Thursday, so that's how I've been COVID-free this entire time. Not for real. I don't think so.

You cheat on your girl every Thursday? No way. Oh, that's crazy. She acted a little bit crazy right now, bro. What you say? Did you say? I said, you're acting crazy right now, Wax. Why?

Because I said about smoking? Oh, I thought you were talking about cheering your girl every Thursday, bro. That's what you said? Yo, Wax. Are you having another other body to the one thing about her? She has all my information. She has, you know, my location.

She knows exactly where I'm at right now. That means nothing. Wax's pass code has been 1, 2, 3, 4 on all his phones for the past 15 years. Who can't figure that out? But she knows everything. So, Wax let me go through his phone. I ain't got nothing in there. He just gave it to me.

You could take my phone. I don't have nothing in there at all. That's good. That's good. That's good for him. You can take my shit. Like, I ain't got nothing in there. You can take my phone and run with it.

I don't give a fuck. Exactly. He don't care anymore. You want to see baby pictures? Damn, that's good. Listen, I am a proud member of the faithful black male community. I think all men should be faithful. I think it makes your life less grass green.

You know what I'm saying? I bet you poor Mark is down there right now. All he got is y'all, no woman. No, he's married. Oh, yeah? Oh, she mad as fucking y'all. She been told him stop fucking with y'all and hanging around with no goddamn mask on. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. 100%. No, she's mad as a month. She's using this as I told you so fucking moment. That's the worst too. Oh, my gosh. I told you so you don't even go to house. That's what that is.

I already know it. If he good, though? I don't know, man. motherfucker got COVID. I can't be calling him and shit. Potassium, man. He need bananas, yo. Say what?

Bananas and milk. Bananas and milk. Bananas and milk. Yeah, potassium and milk like cures a lot of poison. Like, if you know somebody who ate poison, something, like, get them some milk and they, like, get it out of them. Can somebody explain how wax's medical history is the same as Rafiki from the fucking line came to those? Can I fucking just be grabbing whatever's around and making potions and shit? The fucking bad.

Man, is it? Mel did one 12 of a song about it? Is that you a weird? Akuta Matata. That's all that time down south, though. You're going to pick up some of that shit in Florida show? Watch. I did.

I picked up their remedy for Corona. What is it? Just keep it moving, bro. Just get it. Hey, keep it moving until you can't. That's true, bro. Ouch, man. Keep it moving until you fucking can't.

That COVID ain't no goddamn. Jope. I had a guy come to the crib yesterday and test us. And yeah, man, he was like, yeah, bro. Sometimes you get it, but it is what it is. We just get it. And you keep it moving. You got your antibodies and you use them.

That's it. They don't care. Antibodies only last three months. All right. So how long are you supposed to have? How we know that? How we know that? I don't know.

Science. Yo, but science has been wrong, bro. Science is definitely wrong. Sometimes science is wrong. Science is guessing like everybody else. 100%. Nobody knows. Because everybody life is different.

Everybody eat different shit and smoke different shit. I think he's smoked weed. You know Rush Limbaugh died. No, he did. Yeah, he died today. What did he dive? Lung cancer. Say what?

Lung cancer, 70 years old. Wow, bro. Yeah, lung cancer. You had him on a podcast, didn't you? Well, yeah, we did a cross show. So we did, you know, because he was with I-heart. So we all did one show together. and he aired it on his afternoon show

we aired it on the breakfast club Yeah, I saw it He came in with the Bluetooth in, right? The Bluetooth? Didn't he have some shit in his ears or whatever like that? I think his hair was fucked up I mean, Rush was old man

Rush was 70 years old You know, fighting lung cancer for mad long You know what I mean? That's why I say, you know, I can't spike I can't, I'm not spiking the football I see people celebrating on social media I'm like, that's kind of wild Like, you know, I don't, I don't, I don't, I'm not, I'm not celebrating death.

You know what I mean? It's just like, you know, I'd rather not say nothing. They may be slavery in his life, though. That's a long time, I guess. But he don't even, Waxx don't even know who Rush Limbaugh is. I really don't. But 70 years old, lung cancer can happen to any of us. That's true.

We are all susceptible to cancer. You know Rush Limbaugh, bro. No, he don't. No, I thought it was a wrestler for real. Whacks thought Eric Holder was Barack Obama This is after Barack was in the White House for eight years Shut up I know who Barack was but I still don't know who that is

If you could have told me right there That's the guy that's the mayor from New York Or you also say that's a guy from Sopranos Or you can tell me as a guy from So much shit From you can tell me that's Chris Farley, he's older I can't tell you who the fuck this is So you're saying Rush Limbaugh

Look like seven different versions of several white men He kind of like Donald Trump I can't tell you nothing. He said Chris Fawley, mad de Blasio, and one of the Sopranos. You're talking about de Blasio and that fucking idiot, did you see the video of the people dancing

and what they're trying to do in New York? They're bringing culture back to the streets. What? You didn't see this video, bro? No, what happened? De Blasio, this schmuck. He's like, what we got to do is keep our city alive and vibrant. The way we're going to do that is by bringing

dance and culture back to the. street. So they're going to have like live performances throughout the city in just random places in the street. What a fucking idiot. First of all, that should definitely be under what a fucking idiot category. That's what a fucking idiot. If you want to bring culture back to New York, you just let everybody start being graffiti artists again.

You know what I'm saying? Let every like say say fuck it. Let everybody have their spray cans. Tag the city to fuck up. You know what I'm saying? Like that's the culture. Yeah. Let the break dancing and, I mean, break dancing might be kind of played out. That's cool. But let the breakdancing and the graffiti.

come back. Like, I don't want to be just driving fucking in New York and see people just randomly dancing in the street for no reason. Because the while they're told him to. Ballet and shit. No, man. And the people who listening to him

ain't going to really be dancing. They're going to be corny-ass dancing. Bring the culture back to New York City by motherfucking letting people spray paint. Let spray paint. Let them go out to eat. Do you find yourself caring more about New York issues now that you're not here anymore?

No. No. Honestly, I'm just, so sad, bro. Like, I feel real sad. Like, I got people hit me up all the time. And they're just like,

yo, I'm so fucking depressed here. Miserable. Like, I am so, like, my mom and shit. Like, and I can't move my mom and dad down here because they haven't gotten to the vaccine yet because these fucking idiots don't have enough vaccines. So they got to wait to the end of March. So it's like, it just sucks.

And everybody's just like, I'm so depressed. You can't do anything. Life is just fucking miserable. And that's what happens when you got these cowards, Cuomo and de Blasio. running a city. Cuomo and de Blasio, two worst Italians in history?

What do you think? Two worst Italians in history. That guy's Italian? Yeah, Italians need to go see that. Shut up, man. That's not even him, man. It's kind of a little crazy. Why got you showing me him then?

The fuck is this guy. Andrew to disappear. Two worse Italians in history? Yeah. That's kind of harsh, bro. I mean, two worse Italians in history. You know, when you said that, I don't know why Krista Stefano came to mine.

What? Why? He just did. For a second, Chris came, I like Chris, though. Yeah, Chris. Chris is a great Italian. I think he's only a quarter Italian. I think he's more like Irish and German now. Oh, he is? Yeah.

But he just found out. Yeah, we have to call a premium meet. Who's the top five worst Italians ever? The guys with the pizza stores, they curse you to fuck out for nothing. Oh, from do the right thing? The pizza store that dropped the end bomb on Spike Lee. The right thing. They killed Radio Rahin.

Fuck them. Yeah, I think the cops kill Radio Rahim, bro. Oh, the cops did. But it was up to them. So he just blamming it on the Italians for no reason. The Italian didn't get a bad fucking rap. Oh, we all look the same, don't we? This motherfucker, bro.

I didn't know the Blavio with Italian. Yeah, dude, he's Italian. He's Italian. Schmuck. Fucking idiot, that guy is. Both of them fucking idiots. Killing my city. Listen, well, well, that is sad, though.

That's fucked up. And you should get your mom up out of here if she's depressed. I'm trying, bro. But you. I cannot move her to Florida. You come here, you get corona within 48 hours. It's a guaranteed. I was having a conversation with an older person who doesn't necessarily believe in the vaccine.

But they was like, look, I'm already in my motherfucking 70s. I don't know how much time I got left and I'm not spending the rest of my time in the house. That shit right there puts a lot in perspective, bro. I hear you, but don't know. A hundred percent, bro. And my dad's memory is gone. I don't need a flu shot. I can't like have him out here.

Like he has long-term memory He just doesn't have short-term memory So he can live in New York Because he knows all the streets And he knows all the people And he knows everybody in his area He's fine But if we take him to a new place

He'll never remember He'll just get lost He'll be lost So it'll be lost It just sucks man It just sucks But that's what it is They don't fucking care

Like de Blasio and like Cuomo and shit They don't care That they're destroying All these small businesses Because they know That people who own small businesses Don't vote for them

I think they care I just don't think there's nothing they can do about it. I think the worst thing that ever happened to COVID was motherfuckers acting like they knew what the fuck was happening. Like I literally saw Joe Biden say something last night during his town hall that Donald Trump said and got shit for it. What do you say? Well, the parent stood up in the parent. You can add this two tail of the parent was like, yo, my two kids, they were young like kids like eight, nine or something like that. Like my two kids are scared to get COVID.

You know what I mean? And Joe was like, oh, they're fine. You know, kids don't really get COVID like that, you know. blah, blah. My children, Layla, eight, here, and my son, Mateo, seven, at home, often ask if they will catch COVID, and if they do, will they die? Well, first of all, honey, kids don't get COVID very often. It's unusual for that to happen. You're not likely to be able to be exposed to something and spread it to mommy or daddy, and it's not likely mommy and daddy are able to spread it to you either. So I wouldn't worry about it, baby. I promise you. Don't be scared.

You're going to be fine. And we're going to make sure mommy's fine too. That's exactly what Trump said. Trump said kids are almost immune to COVID. You know what I'm saying? They're getting too, for sure. So it's just like the double standard is crazy because Trump got killed for that shit last August. Uh-huh. No Biden said the same exact thing. Oh, but this is how they're, this is how they're planning to get everybody to go back to the school and get the kids go back to school. The reason that they haven't had it happen just yet is because the teachers union got the Democrats by the balls. So the teachers union is like, now we don't want the teachers go back to work. And I understand that for the most part, for the older teachers. A lot of teachers

are older, right? Like your mom was a teacher, right, Charlotte? 100%. So it's like you don't want to put these people who are at risk in a position to die. But at the same time, I got a lot of friends who are teachers. They could go to work, bro. Because if they're not going to work, they're teaching at home and then they're going out to the bar, they're going to parties and that kind of shit. They're going to get Corona over there. So a lot of people are just trying to not go to work. I feel more sorry for the kids than the teachers.

Because those are very pivotal years. My daughter's in seventh grade. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like my daughter had to spend half of her sixth grade year at home and majority of this year at home. You know what I mean? Like she go to school when it's not an outbreak because sometimes it'll be like they'll shut it down for two weeks

because it was contact tracing shit. Somebody came in close contact. But when she's in school, she's there for like two hours. I feel more sorry for that. Then I do the adults. Because those are your formative years, bro. Middle school, that's what I learned to snap.

That's when I learned to get these fucking jokes off. We're going to have a bunch of losers, bro. A bunch of losers. They're going to be a generation of Americans that are fucking losers because they never got, they never made out with a fucking girl. They never got social contact. They never had to deal with the awkward stages of their life

where they're getting made fun of it. I had to learn how to survive. Yeah. The point is probably crazy right now. Yeah, I'm telling you, bro. It's not good. you got to get them kids back to school. And then nobody wants to talk about all the parents that, like,

they literally cannot work from home and take care of your kid. Taking care of your kid, you guys know, that shit's just a full-time job, bro. It's a luxury. It's a luxury to be the parent that can stay home, you know what I mean, work from home and take care of their kid. Like, it's almost impossible. But that's impossible to do. So a lot of these parents are like, yo, it's interesting.

Spotify said this shit. I thought this was fascinating. They were like, you can decide as an employee. as long as you get approval from your like manage or whatever, but they just said you can decide to work from home or go to a co-working space or go to the office and Spotify

will pay for the co-working space if that's where you want to go. And they'll do that for indefinitely. Spotify's new like a policy when it comes to their employees. And I thought that shit was fired because a lot of people can't stay home with the kid and get any work done, so they need to leave the house. Yeah, that's a great, that's a great

concept, and I don't know if other corporations are doing that, but if you are one of these multi-billion dollar corporations, look out for your fucking employees, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's the least you can do. Look out for your motherfucking employees. So your employees don't have to stay home. That's going to be the other crazy part once this whole shit is over, though. It's just like, do we even need brick and mortar anymore? Son, for a lot of these places, no. Nah. No. No. School is necessary, though, man, because kids are already going to be socially awkward because of fucking the phones and all of that shit like that.

Now they're online over Zoom. And like my daughter been on her phone more than ever now. And it's been it's been frustrating me because I don't like her to be on her phone like that. But she literally's like, yo, how else I'm supposed to see my friends? I'm like, oh shit. He's not going to anyone's houses at all? Hell no.

I want to take my son fishing and all that type of stuff. Like you got to really be active with your family. You got to. You have to take them out. You have to do certain things. You got to. They're already bad. Do your kids watch going,

YouTube and watch other kids play? My five-year-old loves Ryan and his family. You know Ryan? Ryan's like the Ryan's like the little, I think he's Asian or something. He plays with like all the little toys. Yeah, my son did that. Five years old, she'd be all in the Ryan, bro.

He's like, he does boxing or unboxing or whatever. He like opens the toys. He just plays with toys and shitting on everybody. I'm talking about millions of fucking. Ain't nobody fucking with Ryan's views. There's not a rapper, alive, a comedian, alive. with a bigger YouTube presence than Ryan in Ryan's world. Yeah, I'm going to get Ryan who's wax.

Let's start a beef. By the way, Ryan, your dad, tell your dad stay out the fucking camera, yo. Your dad wants to be famous, Ryan. I see your dad. I can't remember his name right now, but y'all look just to like. He's already famous. No, Ryan famous. I don't know his dad's name.

I just know that's Ryan's dad. That's Ryan's dad. Yeah, but he's got to stay out the fucking camera, yo. Ryan's dad is famous. I've seen Ryan's dad a lot, too. I see what you're saying, though. Yeah, he'd be in the camera all the time. I see what you saying.

They're really here for this guy. So what are you trying to show your feet and shit like that? My son don't want to see that shit, bro. I kind of thought that, but it's just like, I'm happy you said, okay. You're trying to outshine Ryan. Then he'd be wearing, like, little costumes, like he role-playing and shit. And he'd be breaking the fourth wall, talking to the kids and shit.

I'm like, I don't like that shit. But I see what you're saying. Yeah, Ryan's dad's a little weird, bro. He wants a little shine, bro. He's like Taylor. He wants to. Yeah. T-Ditty.

T-Ditty, bro. Serious question. Do you guys think that is taking away from, kids being like creative because they're looking at someone else being creative. Like, so why can they create that, like their own little toy, little ideas

their own? No, I don't think it takes away from people's creativity. I think it inspires the kids. You know what I mean? Like, I think anytime you see something that you want to do, it just inspires you to want to do your own thing. I don't think it takes away from their creativity. Playing with toys isn't creative. Yeah. He's thinking a story, though.

They go on less places, though. I don't see what you're saying, but it's like their whole life they're getting less of. Only the guy is just the computer. We did everything. We learned how to run, fight. We did everything. We know how to talk to girls and everything.

Exactly. It's not good, man. It's definitely not good. Generation of kids. This is not fucking good at all, man. They already missed one year. They're about to miss a whole other one. That's over.

That's the question. At what point do you start going, all right, we got to let the kids go back to school. We got to open up restaurants. We got to get back to normal. I don't kill the parents, though. Say, no, but I'm saying, like, we got to, we got to get as close as we can back to North while being safe, but we just have to accept that this is part of life and this is the risk of life,

but we can't just stay locked in the fucking cupboard for the rest of existence. Yeah, I mean, these shaky regulations are nuts, right? Because even when you look at what's going on in Atlanta, you know, Mayor Keish and Lance Bottoms, I think she has the perfect name for Atlanta, by the last name is perfect for Atlanta. But it's like, like, now she's saying that, you know, know, they want the All-Star game, but they don't want the parties and all of this type of shit.

And I'm like, Atlanta been wide open. Come on, if you was going to try to regulate Atlanta, you should have tried to regulate Atlanta a month to go. You know what it is? They don't want the criticism.

They're cool with all the parties and shit happen right now because all the heat is going to Florida. Atlanta has been living, like Georgia has been living Scott free with their lax COVID regulation. Like Florida! It's not because everybody talks about Florida.

You know what I mean? Yes. So it's like, It's like in the same way how like the mafia, I didn't want to say the mafia acted with impunity in Philadelphia, but like there was less scrutiny of the mafia in like Philadelphia and the Rhode Island area because everybody was focused on the mafia in New York. And I think that's what's happening in Florida.

Everybody's so, yo, Florida's so crazy. And then Atlanta is just right up the block. And they're like, oh, they're not talking about us? All right, we're going to keep doing what we doing. That's a great point. And you know why? That's a great point because the NBA All-Star game will bring much national attention. attention to Atlanta.

When the national attention comes, then people start paying attention to the fact like, you know, Atlanta been wide open. Yeah. Because if you're on social media,

of course you see all the rappers and athletes and stuff. They'd be in the clubs already in Atlanta. But now with the NBA All-Star game, it brings a whole new set of eyeballs to it. And you got Democratic leadership and then all of a sudden

the Democrats that want the lockdown are going to start putting pressure on Democratic leadership to lock shit down. Say what? It's both because you got Republican leadership. That's the governor. Brian Kemp was like, fuck it.

She falls to the wall. Open for business. Yeah, and Keishand's Bottoms, the mayor in Atlanta. I mean, I don't know how much she can regulate things, but it's just like, yo, the NBA All-Star game is supposed to be in Indiana. Clearly somebody in the NBA saw Atlanta and said, this shit wide the fuck open. We can't go to Florida. We'll get too much shit.

Let's go to Atlanta. Yeah, Brian is like, fuck that. I don't want to go. Let me tell you something. The politicians, they got to take all the smoke for these decisions, but the business people in Florida are so grateful for New York being locked down, bro.

Like, I have conversation with me motherfuckers that like own the clubs and shit out here. They're like, I cannot tell you how happy we are. That's a relief. They, I, please, Cuomo, keep everything locked down. Please, de Blasio, keep everything locked down because they're making millions, tens of millions of dollars.

New hotels going up. New apartment complex is going up. Everything being bought up. You can't find out how. down here in Florida. The real estate market, insane. So they're making so much money on everybody in the entire world moving here.

Fuck that. Yeah, what about prostitution? Like, you know, everybody, all the girls go to the All-Star game. Who's fucking the girl doing COVID? Are you going to really pay for COVID? And how many people did she already fuck? Nah.

That's like the ultimate super spreader, for real. Because she, yeah. No disrespect to the sex workers. Not trying to stereotype, y'all. But COVID eats a disease. worried about when I'm fucking a prostitute. I don't, you know, it's a plethora of other things that could exist within

this body. Yeah, COVID goes away. I guess they might be immune to it because COVID probably, SD probably could push that COVID out the way. They probably haven't got STDs. What am I even saying? What? It do feel like that, though. For the past year and some change, COVID has been the disease that gets

top billing over everything. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Now that they got that prick test, only you want to smash a girl, do the prick test, you got 15 minutes that we can have sex because that's really something you got to think about y'all. Man, what? You're going to kiss somebody and smash a girl and she might have COVID? That's kind of wild. It's wild. If you get a COVID test with a girl, she's

negative, but then you still have unprotected sex with her. Yeah, it's got a wild time. That is disgusting. That is true. But wax don't give a fuck. Wax recycles. No, no, that's back in the day. What's that? Back in the day, you used to recycle condoms. I ain't recycling. I don't even know what the hell. That shit was in the fucking water. What?

What? It was going. How recycling was in the water? I'm glad he finally telling the truth. What happened? I'm glad he finally telling the truth. I've never told that part of the story, but I'm glad he finally telling the truth. I threw it in the water.

No, he's a liar. His motherfucker couldn't find no condoms, and it was a condom floating in the water. And this motherfucker took the condom out of the ocean. We was in Jamaica, and he put the condom on. I'm glad he's fucking finally telling the truth, yo. I was just, I never wanted to say nothing because I just thought that was the most disgusting thing I ever heard in my life. But this motherfucker is a savage like Fenty Beauty, bro. This nigga was nasty.

Hold on. You just found a condom in the water. In the water. Someone obviously used. No. In Jamaica. In Jamaica. This is wild days back of the day.

And I didn't do that, though. That's not a liar. I did not. When you see, it was probably, it was going down. I don't know how far he was down. It's back in the day then it didn't happen though So listen

I would tell you When he said It probably was down the water I was always At the top of the water What do you mean The top of the water? You see it flat and floating paths

That's when I threw that Tampon in the water And that shit expanded That shit expanded Right And this guy was walking on the beach And he jumped Because he thought it was a stingray

Because he had the hotel Hangin from That's kind of nasty Period or raw sex That's kind of crazy What do you mean? It's not a thing crazy of taking a condom out the water and putting

the condom on. Taking a camp out of a girl? That's worse. All right. What a fucking idiot. Trump got to quit it again. Teflon dumb, bro. I didn't think he was going to get. Of course not. Charged with nothing. Son, you can't lock up a president.

It's just not how it is. Like Nixon didn't get locked up. Well, I tell you this, Ari Melba had the hardest line. I don't know if this was his line. I heard him say it, though. He said that an attempted an insurrection, attempted coup with no consequences is just a training exercise. And I believe that.

Because somebody's going to come along that's smarter and actually saw the holes in Trump's fucking execution and they're going to do a better job than he did. I honestly, I'm a little offended that you're insulting our coup. And we tried our hardest, you know what I mean? And we put our best put forward to save our country, Charlemagne and for you to call it unsuccessful

is very insulting, okay? It was not successful at all. Did you see the Meek Mill Takashi 6-9 video? Oh my gosh. Yo, it's so funny, bro, because both those guys need each other so bad. Explain.

Yeah, I don't get it. I mean, they're just both not hot right now, right? And Takashi, the way I was saying on flagrant is like, Takashi is a sail, right? Like, a sail is nothing without wind. You know what I mean? So, like, but if you have a lot of wind, a sail could take you wherever the fuck you want to go.

So Takashi's wind is beef. He needs beef and he's excellent at beef. He's really funny when it comes to the beef. And if he's beefing with someone, he could lean in and generate a lot of interest. But if nobody's beefing with him, he can't generate interest. And now the thing is, once he's been exposed as not street, if he calls out a street dude, a street dude doesn't have to answer to him because he knows he's not street. a street dude, I imagine,

only has to answer to another street dude, right? Yeah. Like, if, I don't know the exact code, but I imagine, like, if you're a street dude and another street dude calls you out to protect your reputation, you gotta be like, nah, fuck you, what's up, it's on site, let's do something.

But if a cornball calls you out this, like, working with the feds, you don't got to respond to him. You're supposed to brush him off. Exactly, right? Like... Yeah, I like the sale analogy, but I think the difference now

is, you know, sales don't just need wind, they need water. I think music was Takashi's water. Because, you know, prior to him getting locked up, when he was beefing with everybody, he also had records that was out here charting and all types of shit. You know, that was his other thing. Like another record charting, you know what I mean? Now without the music, it's like, what is this?

You know what I mean? You're just a boat in the desert with the wind blowing. It's burning, man. You know what I'm saying? It's like, I'm serious. It's like an abandoned boat in the desert. It's like, oh, that's cool. But how cool really is a boat in the desert?

Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's true, man. It's just, it's kind of sad to see, dude. Because he, like, tatted up his whole fucking body. Yeah. Like, he really committed to this role, you know? You know, like, when actors, like, lose a lot of weight for a role. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like, he really went 100% in on this role. and now there's no longer a vehicle for this role. So he's just got to sit. You think he's over for him though? Say what? You think it's over for him? You think it's over for him?

I mean, yeah. I think it's over for him as like a gangster rapper. Like I think he's so funny that he could find a way to just be like funny on the internet. But he's got to change. He's got to change what he's doing. Yeah, I mean, for me, man, and I've said this a million times. 6-9 needs to change for himself. Fuck, fuck the artistry and his professional career.

as a human being like, yo, bro, you got a daughter. Like, you're young. Like, God has spared you. The universe has spared you. You know what I mean? We all knew that what he was doing was going to lead him to jail or death.

You already been to jail. So it's like, now what? And it's just like it's almost comical, right? It's not almost comical. It is comical for him to run up on somebody and clown them for being with security and police. It's just like, when you see somebody doing that, is just like, yo, let me walk away from that.

Let me, like, I really don't know what people wanted Meek to do in that situation. It's like, Meek did what he was supposed to do. Walk away. Yeah. This guy's crazy. You know what I'm saying? Get that motherfucker to fuck away from me. It's weird.

It's like a guy, you know, it's like when you, Wax says this shit and the shit is true. If you about to fight somebody and the person gets naked, nothing to fight about, bro. Like, let him have it. He's gone. He's gone. Let him have it. So when a guy runs up on you.

You got to fight fire with fire, bro. No. No. When a guy runs up on you, that's a known federal informant, and he's got his own security, but he's calling you pussy and telling you that you would cops, leave that alone. Charlemagne, if a dude is trying to fight you and he gets naked,

you got to get more naked. What? You got to get more naked. Now you're threatening them with a good time. Yeah. But now you got to even threaten him with a better time than that. You got to get more naked, and then you start shaving your pubs right in front of him, dog.

All right. What if you get naked, you start shaving your pubs, and you notice his dick getting hard as shit? Well, then you know what you do? You tuck your dick between your legs. Why? Yeah, and beg, I'll show you pussy. And then you run?

What are you right? I'm just saying, bro. He was hard because he was looking at your naked dick. Now you made a pussy. He's going to start getting soft. What if he doesn't? What if he doesn't? Now, if he doesn't and he...

What if you suck your dick between his legs and he goes... Oh, shit. Birdman hand rub. Put some respect on that dick. He's saying, I'm going to put some respect on that tuck. What if that happens? What do you do, what do you do then? If he starts rubbing his hands like this and I'm sitting there with my dick

mash between my thighs, so it creates a vagina, structure from the front? You're saying, what do I do? If he's rubbing his hands like that? That's right. I slowly put on my clothes. I couldn't. I'm crazy, bro.

I think he's crazy. Hey, what if you started to put on your clothes? Hey, what if he started to put on your clothes? He goes, uh-uh, ah-uh. Ah-uh. A-uh. A-uh. Ah-ah.

Ah, ah. No. No. You threatened me with a good time. Let's follow through. I'm going to have to have my time. I'd like to reclaim my time. What if he hits you with one of those?

Hey, I'm serious. I really don't know what people wanted Meek Mill to do in that situation. And I'm going to tell you something else. Takashi 6-9 security, they should lose their license. And I tell you why. Security is not gooms. You know what I'm saying? You ain't supposed to be able to tell your security.

Let's go run down on this dude. I'm about to go run up on this dude with my camera. There's no fucking show. Exactly. What's wrong with you? Security's there for defense. Get out the way. Not offense.

That's interesting. Yeah, you can't. Hiring people to assault somebody is a crime. I would think so, especially if you're a security company. Make sure they get home to the kids. That's it. What are you doing? Anything could have happened.

What if Meek had one of his dudes that, you know, want to show him something. Like, yo, I'll kill anybody for you. That would have been something he thought that Mick would like. What if he had hit on, Tukashi up? And by the way, if the story that Meek told his, true, when Meek said that 6-9 jumped out on him, his security had every right to shoot

first-ass-questions later. Whoa. I mean, that's what Takasha would want more than anything. I think he's crazy enough to want to get shot. Not killed, but I think he is addicted to attention enough that he would want to get shot because

there'd be so much gravity around that. Yeah. Yeah, that'd bring him back. Remember, there was some New York rapper that paid for him to to get shot, right? Pay for himself to get shot. Oh. Didn't some New York rapper?

I don't know. I remember when Gravy got shot to lose the gravy. They said it was a publicity stunt, the guy who played Biggie. Yeah. Yeah, I remember when he got shot, they said it was a publicity stunt because he walked into Hot 97 Studios and still did the interview or some shit like that. After getting shot? Yeah.

That was a different era, though. That was when the Super Thug era was really in. Yeah. That's when you, that's when you would, that's when you would like try to be the hardest person on the planet. Like you get shot and still go do an interview. It's like, no, you're bleeding. Yeah.

Like, you could die right now. Like, go take care of this, man. And now it's like, who got the best manicure? I don't know what it's about now. Like, I'm telling you, the streets are too complicated, bro. I don't get it. Like, I'm so happy I'm not in the streets no more because I don't even understand the rules of engagement anymore.

Let them have it. Like, even with, like, I said with the Meek 6-9 shit, I'm like, what did y'all want Meek to do? Is Meek supposed to pull out a pistol and start, like, firing off of insecurity? Yeah. What is he supposed to do? I don't know. I can get what they wanted.

And 6'9 calling you pussy? It's just like, all right, man, you got it? Yeah. Like, you got it. He probably had lost no sleep over that dumb shit. Like, that shit would not have bothered me at all. Like, I'd be like, yo, this guy's crazy. What's up with me?

The worst part about that whole situation, none of them had on mask. All right. It wasn't COVID-friendly? You said what? It wasn't COVID-friendly, you're saying? I didn't see not one mask. The motherfuckers were just spitting all over each other. Matter of fact, 6-9 said Meek actually spin on him.

Oh, really? And if I'm Meeks, yes, 6-9 said, well, no, Meek said he spit on 6-9, that's what he said. Right. Which, by the way, is an assault charge in a lot of different states. It should be. I was thinking about that. Like, I'd rather somebody slap me than spit on me. That's crazy.

You know, spit on me? Especially in the era of COVID. Spit weird, though, for smack. Smack is kind of harsh. You spit on my leg or my... fucking Tim, I'd be okay. You'd rather get smacked on the ass by, would you rather stick,

no, listen, listen, listen, listen, that's a good question. That's a good hypothetical. It's a good hypothetical. But you like to sag. So would you rather six and nine, smack you on your ass or spit on you? He won't have teeth. He won't have teeth on either one.

You won't have teeth on either one. He won't have teeth of neither one. No, man, you got to do. Listen, what he got to do? Smack you on the ass. Why are you sagging? I spit on you. Spit on me.

You rather. What would you rather? What would you rather, wax? Somebody give you... What is it called? What is it called? All right. Somebody give you a wet willy.

Do you know what a wet willy is? When they lick their finger and put it in your butthole. Yeah. They lick their finger and then they stick it in your butthole. Somebody give you a wet willie in your buttholee in your butthole. Okay? Yeah, right. You call that a wet willie lonca because of the chocolate that comes out with you...

Put your finger up. That's a wet willie wonga. Shot. That's one shot. Oh, that's good. With the 4-5, keep going. Oh, that's good. I got nothing else.

I got nothing else. You said the wet-willy and what? Would you rather a wet-willy wanka, wax, would you rather a wet-willy wanka, okay? Or a kiss on the cheek. By who? Six-nine. Six-nine, bro.

A six-nine. A wet-willy wanka. You want him to hit you with that? Willie Wonka? Or do you want to just kiss you on the cheek for two seconds like that? What you mean? Hold on. Okay, listen. You get to knock him out.

Whatever he does, you get to knock him out. But what would you choose? But when he kisses you on the cheek, a little bit of his lips touch your lips. Like when that guy kissed Beyonce? I'm going to tell you this right now because I, you know, I'm in Puerto Rican culture and stuff like that. Everybody, they do the kisses and shit like that. And I yelled that. My girl, the fuck this guy over here, kiss you.

Like, that's what everybody do. That's poppy, pocky, lackey. I don't know about that type of shit. You kiss Poppy? No, I ain't kissed Poppy. I'm just saying everybody, you know what I'm saying? So if he do it like a poppy kiss, on the side of the cheek,

because, I mean, they don't know how to go. This is good, man. Wait, hold on. It's good. Her face being kissing you on a cheek. I don't even know how to do exactly. All right. What about this?

What about this? There's a man in Carla's life that wax respects that he's letting him kiss him on the cheek. This is what he's preparing us. He's preparing us for when the picture comes out with him kissing the Puerto Rican guy We know what it is He has a brother

You got a brother? Yeah It's more like this What's what about this? What's Juan's name? He kisses you? He kisses you Do y'all do it?

What's your name again? Aaron? Ed is. Well for it, bro. I'm still dumb But I know it. I know it. He's dumb.

It's retarded. I'm just a shalabade. Do y'all do the kiss shit in your family? Okay. Paul's brother kiss you y'all? No. So, me.

right here. Something happening that we don't know about. Wax is trying to be fans for something, man. Tell us the truth. You've never seen that before. Come on. I thought Italians did that. I didn't know Puerto Rican did their Pians doing all the time. It's very normal. Wax, it's very normal. But what I'm wondering is, what if when he went to do that kiss, right,

a little bit of your lip touched his lip and then he just went like this. He just went like this. He went, he went. And then he just, he just he just kind of nibble your lip with his lip a little bit. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. What am I getting out of this?

And like, what is this for? What if 6-9 did that to wax but then whispered in his ear like Caesar whispered to his owner and was like, I was going to ask you to suck my dick with his cool. Y'all must want this dick a dick a dead for real. Y'all like him at all. That's what happened with Meek Miller 6-9 Or he gave you that wet-willy bunk That ain't happening

You know 6-9 is suing meek for a so Is he really? Of course he is Because it's spit It's so corny man Come on Yeah and Meex lawyer said no Your Honor

This man told my client to suck his dick And so my client Spin on him as a warm-up So it was talking It was Hey I'm gonna be like this motherfucker Really pussy man

Make the fucking vote with this nigga. You got to do what you got to do to win a case, bro. Okay? That's facts. You got to say what you got to say to win a case, bro. He was complying, bro. But I do want to tell everybody. Moral of the story is, don't be afraid to walk away.

I don't give a fuck. Yeah, man. Because you won't, you know, Meek wouldn't have got no scripes from doing anything to Takashi 6'9. And 6'9, for whatever reason, clearly don't got nothing to lose. He don't even give a fuck no more. That's a dangerous, that's a dangerous person to be dealing with. Yeah. You want to get a shot like.

you said. I just want, I do want six, nine. I do want him to, like, get his life together for him, though. He should be like do a bunk doing. You see the guy, bunk, he got, uh-huh. Yes, man. That's what he should do. He got saved. Positively brilliant, bunk, man. God damn. Boom. We don't give bunk enough credit. What's his name? Bunk. Bunk.

Choice or something like that? Bunk gang. John Cabana. We don't give Bunk enough credit. Yeah, man. And the reason we don't give Bunk enough credit is because we gave Bunk a lot of shit when he was wilding. Bunk had an awakening in his life. I saw Bunk getting baptized the other day.

Yeah, me too. I saw it. His name. Yeah, that's what he need to do. I respect bunk, y'all. We were somewhere

and I saw bunk and he was trying to speak to me and I remember. Did I speak to him? Yeah, it was cool. Yeah, I think I did speak to him. Yeah, it was cool. But I'm glad to see a brother like that

get his life together. Hold 360, man. But that's good. No, it's not a 360. It's a 180. It's 180, bro. 360 is all the way back around, bro.

All the way back around to the beginning. 360 with me and he's still doing his same shit, bro. I want to see 6-9. Wax. Wax, you got a chill out,

pro, Wax. You really got to chill. I was telling, I was telling, I want to see 6-9 do a bunk, though. I was telling Taylor earlier about 360. I was talking about this club called 360. And Wax got chased out of the club back in the day. Because you crazy as hell again.

Shout out to Tammy for everybody out there that's listening to the We Talk Back podcast. Hey. You know what I'm saying? With Ashley and Tammy. Make sure y'all go subscribe to that on the Black Effect Eye Heart Radio Podcast Network. That was a crazy, crazy, crazy thing. What happened?

The gentleman ain't shit, bro. What do you mean? You know you ain't shit. And I told you don't pull in that fucking park a lot. Wax was wilding, bro. Wax was wilding, man. Wax was wild and he needed a little act right, man. He was wilding, man.

What do? In the club trying to get people wet Willie Wonkers, man. You know what I'm saying? That used to be Wax thing. Wax used to be the Wedgy King. He were giving people wedgies? Yeah, that was definitely my thing. but I got chased out of the place

and by five, six girls they chased me all through the parking lot trying to beat my ass. Charleneen in the truck pulls up in a truck to when I get to the truck all the girls doing me, I'm trying to get it and Charleney lock the fucking door. See what Wax don't know.

I walked in the club. I already set this shit to fuck up. Why? I asked you before we went in there. So Tammy was working the bar. I'm telling Tammy y'all types of shit. I'm like, look at this motherfucker, yo. He's disrespectful. You should hear the shit.

saying about you. Fucking me up. Told her, told the girl, I bought another girl a red dress and all his damn ass shit. I'm like, look at him. He just in here talking to all type of girls. You don't give a fuck. Why are you saying? I slip out. I saw Tam, she got hot.

Took a couple shots. He's like, I'm going to fix this motherfucker. Fuck this. She, I saw her tapping her girls, rounding her girls up. I said, oh shit, we got action. So I saw him. I come up a family. So I go to the car. I text, Wax.

like, y'all'm in the car. By two minutes later, I see him flying out. He's running. Haarling ass like he's racing a pit bull. A bunch of women chasing behind him, right? He's running towards the truck. I said, now this way is about to be good. Because unbeknownst to him, I had the door is locked on purpose.

So when he got to that door, you ever seen Mike Epps getting chased by Lady of Rage and Friday after next? That's how wax was around the car, the whole fucking. Listen, these country girls have some, they hit hard. Hitting all you hear, pop-pap. These is cornbread, rice-eating girls, and gravy. Listen, people were in the parking lot ducking.

But every time wax got hit, it sounds like a gunshot. I'm ducking these girls. So you knew to drive there. Who? You knew to drive that day. Listen, we was in this country. We knew what the action was. We knew where to go to get the action.

Okay. I asked him right before we pull in the park, and I'm like, man, come on. man, I know there. Come on. He's like, no, no, he's looking here. Ain't nobody here. He said, I was here earlier. I want Tammy to tell her side of the story on the We Talk Back podcast on the Black Effect Eye Heart Radio Podcast Network. Taylor, you have to remind her to tell that story. I will. I'm going to get this place.

I want, I want her side of this story if she remembers that night at all. What was the resolution? What do you mean? What was the resolution? I didn't got nothing to do with this. The resolution was, they got tired. You know how somebody Beating on somebody so much And chasing somebody

That they just got tired No, I read to the corner I read to the top of the corner man I read facing to the road The fucking highway right there And then I pulled up And picked them up from the road Yo, you ain't shit

As a friend I couldn't see no more I couldn't see Because he was running around the cars I was you know I was stretching my neck I was seeing It wasn't fun anymore

No more 20 years ago baby Who you talking about? Who you talking to? Who's baby? Carla. I don't know if you're talking to Carla, his brother at this point. Yeah, stop.

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Yeah, Whitney Dow. It's a podcast about reparations. It's a specialty podcast that we're doing for Black. kids three months. So if you want to know the case for reparations for black people, if you want to know why black people are old reparations, if you want to hear people who don't feel like black people should get reparations, this podcast, the big payback has all of that in there. And it's brought to you by Color Farm Media. salute to Eric Alexander. Eric Alexander is a brilliant queen. You know Eric Alexander,

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by my girl Anita Copaz. It's called Shallow Waters. Okay, shallow waters is a young adult fantasy fiction story about the African mermaid yimiyah. You know what I mean? You probably heard Darius Love Hall, Laurence Tate's character and Love Jones when he mentioned Yimiyah.

You remember that, Taylor, in that poem? Oh, you my Yimiyah? I don't think she even seen some of it. She never seen Love, Jones. Excuse me? When you heard Beyonce, say, baby sister, repping Yimmy Yia. I'm not a needa Kopaz wrote a great young adult fiction fantasy book about Yamiya.

We released the cover a couple of days ago, and she was the number one bestseller on Amazon. And the science fiction fantasy, black, which I didn't even know was a category, black science fiction fantasy category. So I was happy to see that, man. So yeah, go out there and pre-order Anita Kopaz's book, Shallow Waters. It's a great read for the young adults in your life. Okay. and, as I said, pre-order Tamika Mallory,

State of Emergency, how to win in the country we built all on Black Privilege Publishing, which is my book imprint through Simon and Schuster. We cooking, baby. I'm gonna do like two titles a year, two book titles a year.

I think that's a good number. So we got two more, we got two more coming in 2020 already on the books, but we'll announce those at a later date. You got these church announcement show, see? Yo, we back on tour.

Talk to me. March, The Andrew Shostok That's Com for tickets, but Salt Lake City sold out Columbus, Ohio, I believe, is sold out. Then we're going to, fuck, let me get a couple more of these cities. But I'm excited to get back on stage, man. And let's see, we got Nashville, Tennessee, Atlanta, Georgia, Atlanta, baby,

Raleigh, North Carolina, West Palm Beach, Florida, Phoenix, Arizona, and then Tampa Bay, Florida. We'll be added more shows. But yeah, go check out the Andrewsholls.com for tickets before they're sold out. And God bless you guys I support I also want to do a show here in Miami I'll announce that soon

I think it's gonna be a real like a pop-up like maybe we'll announce it a day or two before because I gotta get my sea legs back is that what it's called the term?

You feel like you lost it bro? Yeah I lost it bro really The core man that core week man That core week back You got a week back Nah no no

It's not in you Oh I'm sorry But I want to I think he's We've been talking about nothing early. My fault, bro. Oh, no. No, no.

I want to get back on stage, you know, just get it back, man. You know, it's a craft. So you just got to make sure you still got it. But it's muscle memory. It'll be back there. How long has it been? I don't know.

Last show I did, I think, was in New Jersey when we went to do those shows in Jersey. When was that? I don't know. Summer-ish. Go out to Austin, bro. Go to Stubbs. Say what? Go out to Austin.

Go to Stubbs. Yeah, right? That's what it's called? I got to start. Go to Stubbs with Chappelle and Rogan and all of them. I want Chappelle to get a podcast. Luke to Dave.

Oh, that's Mandy. I ain't recognized Mandy with that wig. That's Billy. Her name Billy. Mandy looked like she didn't win his protection. What happened, Mandy? You got a warrant? She hiding for somebody.

I don't want to be Billy. I really didn't know who that was when Mandy walked in. Billy. I looked like a little white boy. They looked like Billy. Wow. I didn't know who Mandy was when she walked. Dennis the Menace.

Hey, Mandy, how you doing? Yeah, I'm, listen, I'm happy. Listen, I'm happy Chappelle got his money and I'm happy that, you know, the people held him down. And I'm happy that we got executives like Chris McCarty because I don't care what nobody says.

Like, you have to be that kind of executive. You got to be the kind of executive that puts yourself in position and never forget that, you know, the creatives have the power. And one thing that Chris McCarthy has done historically is empower us creatives. I mean, God damn, I had two talks

shows on MTV, too. Andrew had a talk show on him. Andrew had two shows on MTV. Bucking Duval had a show on MTV too. Like, yo, MTV, you, Chris let us spread our wings. Now, Chris let us all get shows. And there was a whole bunch of other executives that was like, look, Andrew, we love you, we want you to be something totally different. Charlemagne, we love you, we want you to be something totally different. Duval, we love you, but we want you to be something totally different. But it's still in hindsight to give us three motherfucker shows? Kind of crazy.

That was nuts back then. Think about that. If you said to me right now, an executive just gave Little Duval, Andrew Schultz, and Charlemagne a show. What the fuck? Yeah, and this is like we were way more wild back

out of control. Out of control, dude. Like the fact that they just greenlit, not only did they green lit it, they asked us to do it. It's not like we were begging them to do a show. We were just hanging around slinging dick jokes for Guy Coat and then they came to us

and they were like, hey, you know you guys talk about your penis is really funny? Would you like to do it on your own show? Listen, by the way, jokes that have now been edited out of episodes of Guy Coat. Bro, they took down a whole episode, bro. They took down a whole episode. Guy Coat is 10 years old. What the fuck did I say? about like in the summer.

What you're looking at, Taylor? Guy Code is 10 years old this year. 10 years ago feels like a decade. Isn't it? Well, it is a decade, Charlotte. That's kind of how time works. I'm saying, listen, don't confuse me, bro. It's motherfuckin'all fucking on no nothing else,

but now all of a sudden you know what a decade. Charlotte, that might have been one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Come on record, bro. Holy shit. Confusing me and shit. Charlemagne, we need to stop the podcast right there. And that needs to be the first line of this episode. Charlemagne just said, 10 years ago, that feels like a decade.

Bro, hey, hey, do 60 seconds feel like a minute, Charlemagne? Does 24 hours feel like a day to you? You really are in touch with your feelings because you got this time shit down, my friend. Oh my, y'all know what I meant. It felt like it just felt like a long time ago. It wasn't. Listen, it was a long time ago, bro. Bro, the way the sun went down, that shit felt like a sunset.

I swear to God, God. If you would have seen the sun go down past the horizon, you wouldn't have felt like it was a sunset too if you would have seen it. Oh, man. The moral of the story is salute Chris McCarthy over this. Nah, we're not getting off of this, bro. We got a couple more jokes to come. We got a couple more jokes left.

We got a couple more jokes. I see you trying to tap out of this shit so fucking fast. The second year in one joke, he was like, well, if you thought we were Indian, you right. And if you thought we were brilliant, you wanted to. There's been an episode of brilliant. I saw an episode of the first 48th of the day. That shit felt like two days, bro.

That shit felt like they were searching for them guys for two fucking days. Worst. Listen. I want to talk about Lil Boosie's comments about Lori Harvey. I want you to insert those, Taylor. Have you heard them?

Yeah. You heard the comments? Who me? Yeah. No, what do you say? I think we need to stop giving the woman the power with situations like this.

You know, girls keep saying it's goals. This is not goals. You know what I'm saying? We got to start giving the bachelors, the men who running through a beautiful woman like this to credit. You know,

Once you then ran through like that, you know, you're really going to only going to catch a sim. You ain't going to catch no street. Well, she got Michael B. Jordan. They look good together, too. That's the kind of guy who would marry her, you know, somebody. You know what I'm saying? So you wouldn't marry her, Lori Harvey?

No, I wouldn't. If a girl like that, I'm just trying to fuck her to tell my homie. Here's my thing, right? Men would pass out if they saw a woman's body count. Right? if they saw their woman's whole facts, for lack of a better word, right? And I don't think it's anything wrong with it.

Like, number one, we're acting like Lori Harvey sleeping with all these guys. We don't know that. And number two, even if she is, so what? Because whether it's Lori Harvey or Lori down the block, she's had more than one dick in her life. What's the problem? But everybody know these motherfuckers. Who cares?

Who cares? She's a celebrity. The guy that the motherfucker is going to do with. You're going to know. Nobody dealing with that shit. I know my guy or somebody I know fucked you. I ain't being with you like that. No way.

Here's the unfortunate truth. I don't want to think about it. The more famous the dick you take, the more dicks it seems like you've taken. So if you take one famous dick, that's equivalent to like 20 dicks. We've always told women on this podcast, if you sleep with two men in the same industry, you will get labeled a whore. Not saying you're a whorely so. Unfairly so.

Unfairly because those two guys might meet somewhere if your fucking industry dudes, they might meet in the studio. If they athletes, they might meet in the locker room, you know what I'm saying? If they fucking hairdressers, they might meet in the hair salon

and start reminiscing about your vagina. You know, now you're a ho. To everybody. Not saying it's true. I don't believe that to be the case. But that's the perception. That's the perception. You don't want that to be.

No man went there. wife to be percepticized, whatever the fuck that word is. You know what I'm saying? No man want their girl to be like that. I want my... What? Take five minutes, bro. Take five minutes, bro.

Yo, take five minutes. Go outside. Walk it off. Percepticized. I don't know what you just said, bro. Percepticized is what wax wants women to do after they've slept with more than two guys. No, it's not.

No, see, let me put it like this. I said, she told me wrong. That's a lie. I say only have one penis a year. I say if you have more than one penis a year, I say, woman, think about this. If you start having sex at 20 and when you're 30 years old, if you have just two penises a year, that's fucking 20 penises.

What the fuck? Well, why are you thinking that he's having? So she's not dating in a relationship. Like, how would you get on dick math? Oh, hold on. You know, that dick math was wild. That's a lot of fucking meat, yo. If you fuck two dicks a year for 10 years, you get 20,

Dix. Just say that you just don't want to know. That's it. Because she's going to have more. She's going to. That's wild to me. Girls ain't virgins. I understand.

I'm virgins. But how many miles you want to them have? It don't matter. It doesn't matter. You're not going to know anyway. If you wrote a love that woman, if you wrote to love that woman and go ahead, show, what is that? Well, if a girl has had 20 penises, that means she's had at least 40 cocks in her mouth. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Absolutely. No, that's a fact. That's a fact. You have to tell. Women always suck double the dick than they do. What are you talking about? That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. 100%. That's true. You don't even want to bring hand jobs into the equation. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my gosh. How many you grabbed? Who you grabbed? That's at least three to four times.

We're talking about potentially 80 costs. Okay, so that's the key Cod. If women really think about it, how many times there's a woman said, I'm not going to fuck you, but I suck your dick. Dude. Who? And you know, it's real funny when girls say that. Don't make us bring out that little clip with you that we edited.

Bring it out. You remember that clip we edited to you. Hey. Hey. Hey. No, first of all. First of all. She's married now.

You can't do that. Taylor. First of all, I've never, I've never just sucked the dig and then just leave. No. That's not what we asked you. We asked Taylor. One simple math equation on this. Yeah, because y'all are going to fuck.

Look at how you're making it. How many dicks can a John from Philly suck if a John from Silly could suck dick? Carried a four. No, this is Taylor trying to calculate all the dicks. She had all that. Real. How many dicks can a John from Philly suck if a John from Philly could suck dick? Stay that three times back.

Say it. You can't even fucking say it. But if y'all think about that now, this kind of wild, though. But y'all sound fucking crazy. So we say like, all right. So how many times a guy gives head or, yeah, gives head to a girl? I never gave head to no girl? Yeah, he's crazy.

Yo, and Carl knows my whole history. My girl know my whole history, though. That's what I'm trying to say. Wax, you don't know your whole history. Don't disrespect. I mean, she know that I was out there. She knows if she hears anything. That's a lie.

Which means. Call, I can tell you, call you, call me tell you something. I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt. Whatever Wax told you was a lie. Yeah. One day, Carla, we're going to sit around and have some drinks. I got some war stories. All right.

Our motherfucker better never question you about your body care. Exactly. You sound dumb as hell trying to question someone. Wax. Your whole facts are on a CBS receipt. That's right. A CBS receipt at the CDC. The CDC got to have goddamn wax this whole fact.

This is a man who pulls condoms out of the ocean. And what I mean the first you had says you probably had a finger on your butt too. Shut up. Yeah, right. See? Out of control. Yo, Taylor's a wild girl. He got wet really walking.

Where? That's good enough. Where's got wet will he walking? Yes. Because that's how y'all says you have to double up the head with the girls. Who said that y'all don't got fingers in your butt then? Yo, tell her. Tell her.

I don't care. I don't care of her sounds. I don't care of sounds. I don't tell me something else. Nah, the more girls you have sex with as a dude, the less fingers in your butt, actually. That's how the formula works. No.

No. Especially if the girl's giving you head, I know a finger slipped in your butt. No, but that gets divided. That gets divided. That's divided. How are you flipping people's butt? You start you're slipping fingers in people's butts?

No. But I'm saying. I'm just saying. Wax. You got to chill out right now. Maybe, come here. Come here. Come here.

Heck the stallion. No, no. Don't start this. Don't start this. We're not having no white people on the podcast today, bro. Don't start this shit. Get this white girl off the podcast.

I want to know who the fuck Mandy hiding from. She got a mask on, a wig. I don't know who the fuck Mandy is today. What kind of hair does she have? Mandy, go in front of the game so I can see the hair. Black queen. Listen, I'm on team.

I don't give a fuck who you fuck. I know every woman has a past. I think to think otherwise is ridiculous. And if men really knew how they women got down back in the day, they couldn't handle it. They couldn't handle women acting the way that we used to act. We understand that. But if you have a, you have somebody

that's been in the game. Now, if you have somebody that was a fucking car that somebody owned or a fucking Uber, you're not going to fucking buy a fucking Uber. You jump in Uber every day. We understand that. I ride a fucking Uber. I'll just fuck a girl like that, but I'm not going to just wife a fucking girl. Guys run job.

I'm not just going to sit there and buy an Uber. Would you own an Uber? Would you go inside? Yes, I would love to own an Uber. All right. Good job. Here's the thing though. You might own an Uber. I don't want to have an Uber. You don't know what?

Your girl will never tell you her true history. Ever. Because she knows you're going to react crazy. But, Wax. Listen, I don't want my neighbor's car. Wax, what you're trying to say is, go ahead. You'll be in an Uber and you'll go, wow,

this is really comfortable. I really enjoy this experience. I'm going to get a car just like this Uber, but I'm not going to buy this Uber because so many different people have been in this version of it. He won't delete that app. off his phone, though. Not because everyone...

That app is a matter of convenience. He won't delete that app. You gotta get rid of the app. I'm being from Uber, though. Wax's, I'm gonna tell you how Wax is consistent with this. Talk to me. There is a young lady who I think is a beautiful woman, pretty, can cook. She was incredible.

That's why I thought Wax was going to end up with. The white girl? There we go. Not the white girl. There we go. It's way back in the day. But she... Oh. She was us. She was not one of us. She used to get down.

Listen, I don't know nothing. Oh, she used to get cracked out. She fucked the crew. Oh, fuck. But what you mean, me? I got nothing to do with this. Go ahead. He gave me the look.

They got time for the look. That's a dangerous look. I know you ain't lying to call me about stuff, yo. What you mean? You think calling the whack body count? Listen. Yo, wax, why are you stressing? I ain't stressing.

You know, you are. You got a lot to do with this guy. First of my friend has been very, very honest with her past with him. Thank you. And he's, we, I actually told her not to wife him because I said he's a hoe. And I said, everybody knows everything. And we know that. So I actually was a friend that was like, I don't know if you really want to be with a hoe.

So to be fair, women do it the same way that y'all do maybe to women. You're a hoon. We do it the same thing. You kind of, the Lori Harvey of hoodnickers, yo. You are, you are. And by the way, Lori, I don't even know if Lori was fucking, so I'm not even going to say that about Lori. Lori, wax was fucking. Wax was fucking.

But wax wasn't nothing. He wasn't nothing. Yeah, I wasn't nothing. That's an important thing to consider it. He wasn't nothing for a while. I wasn't nothing in the same situation, you know. He wasn't nothing for a while. No, I'm making up for wax not nothing.

I'm nothing very quick. I don't think about here, dog. Guys want an experienced woman though. Yeah. You want a woman that know what the fuck. you doing? And how does how do girls

find out what they like, too? We have to be. Hey, we're talking about us. I just say one a year. Which one a year? Because things don't have just stop, you got to be realistic.

That's not realistic. That's not realistic. If you talk to some girl, y'all fall out and then you start talking to someone else. Like, be realistic with yourself. One penis and so what's good for one year? What's okay?

What's average for a girl one year? And I'm going to give you some calculation. How many? How many? Let's all be honest. Let's all be honest. What's your body count, what?

What's your body count, a whole. I'm not saying, I'm not telling any of y'all. It's no judgment here. The only person I need to know are my friends and my man. Mandy and Weisier are in here. I know they're not afraid. Mandy, what's your body count?

I love counting. Mandy lost count at 18. 18? 18 years old? 18 years old or 18? 18 years old? Okay, Mandy lost count at 18 years old. Weasie, what's your body count?

Yes. Men and women, weeys are over 50. Nail is in here. Naila. What's your body count? Wow. Nile, what's your body count, Naila? Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Y'all is shit. Y'all is shit. You know, he ran. Rex. Rex. Right.

Shalla. Nile was in here with her boyfriend. All right. Don't say anything. Nile. I didn't mean to put her on the spot. Alex, do you know Nile's body count? Oh my God.

Whoa, why you did this? It's a different. Why you did this? Yo, Alex did this twice. He was like 10, 20. What's going on? What are you? Can I go back?

One question. Weezy, there's a lot of numbers. You said over 50. There's a lot of numbers over 50. A lot of what? There's a lot of numbers over 50. Put your lips on the mic. How you got all this experience

and don't know to put your lips on the mic? I don't know what to do. You said over 50. Between 50 and 75. Oh, okay. That's my real number. I wouldn't. I mean, I know normally multiplied by three, but.

Do you count like, do you keep like a tally? I have a tally in my phone. Really? Yeah. Only 75 dicks. How old are you, Wizzy? I'm about to be 30 in a month. Do the dick math, wax?

No, don't do it. 35. That's like seven a year for 10 years. I'm a free spirit. And I've had threesome, so that's a few at a time. You know what I mean? 70 years for 10 years. I keep count only because that's why.

What? That's basically one dick every two months. Nah, because I've had long-term boyfriend. So maybe when I'm hoeing, I'm really hoeing. When did you lose your virginity? 16. 16. So 16 to 30. So 15 years, 75. Do the math. So threesomes I've had a lot of. I fucked a lot of bitches last year. No, sorry, the year that we were open. So 2019.

Maybe like 10 in there. I don't think women count in this equation. Yo. Yeah, because women don't count. Just attract the women out of this. We only count dicks. I just saw Mandy's wig And you need to let go

Them fucking Dalmatians, yo The mom Cruella DeVille Stop trying to kill all the Dalmatians, Mandy Dahlone Mandy Stop trying to kill all that fucking damnations That's animal abuse We're gonna do the horrible decisions

pouring 101 dix starring Weezy And Mandy Mandi will be Crewella Deville Yo, it's called 101 penetrations You say what? 101 penetrations. Listen, I think women should be able to do what the fuck they want to do.

And I don't judge women for who they've had sex with. I think that's whack to even chastise a woman. I don't think I'm judging. Listen, I'm not judging. I just said that I'm just, for me the wife, at least if I know, let me accept it. Because the only reason why I'm going to be with a girl because I accept her flaws. I ain't with her because I accept all the great things that she's showing me. I accept all her flaws.

That's why I'm with her. So why do you care about the count then? Because I want to know my, so you're going to go to a vehicle. You go buy a car. What you're going to do? I don't want to know what's going on the car. I like to hear stories. I don't need to hear like the number.

You want to tell you. Taylor. You want to know this car been crashed. Taylor. You want to know this car. Wax only understands things in terms of automobiles. Yes. So if you've been explained.

It's weird. There's not a cup. By the way, we talk about high mileage as if the most reliable car ever is not a fucking Honda anything. Hey. Them Honda's last forever. $200,000. $300,000 plus miles on it.

Them trucks, them 18 wheel of trucks, five, six hundred thousand, you gotta get a fat girl. You know your girl's body count shows? Say what? You know your girl's body count?

Your fiance? Nope. You don't want to know? I don't let her tell me about absolutely nothing. Where is the car fax? But why does it bother you? I don't listen to why it bothers you so.

One thing about wax that I know. And I didn't get flooded. I just want to make sure you ain't get flooded. Wax. Why does it matter? You're fucking. same girl, so why does it matter? Wax is afraid of his own karma.

That's why he goes to the restaurant and he orders plastic silverware because he used to rub the butter knife in his asshole when he used to work in the restaurant. You used to give yourself a wet willy wonka, bro? Yeah, with the butter knife. It was just a smooth.

With the butter knife. Listen, I used to do the thing. You know people's like spooning. So I used to put my balls on the top of the on a spoon. And you just say that was spooning. And now he's afraid of his. on calm.

Yeah, that's what I'm doing. It's the same thing with women. He knows that he's been a hoe, right? So he don't want to wipe a hole because he wouldn't wipe himself. Can I ask you guys a question? Can I ask you guys a question? This is a serious question. If that is something that we can't help, it's not something society put on us,

but it's something that's like biologically built into a lot of guys, right? Don't we owe it to women to tell them and say, hey, we're not as into a girl that's had tons of partners? So maybe we should let you know this. before you go out there and do something that could stop you from being with your dream, man. Like, isn't that the honest, right thing to do? Carfax, yes.

Who's going to say it? Like, what guy is saying this? What you mean? We're saying it right now. Josh, what do you mean by that, though? Like, you're talking about if you talk to a girl. No, I'm saying we're saying on the podcast that in an ideal world, you know,

that you guys wouldn't be straight run through, you know? Listen, my wife knows my body count. Give a take a dozen. but that's only because I can't remember a lot of shit you know what I mean but the ones I can remember she absolutely positively knows about

Charlie May told you all my Are you over a No I have not No okay shut up I would love to write I would love to write wax This super head book Alright

Man I've seen some shit Ah David is all back in the day But do you see the wax Like you know your past I just don't understand how you could judge

I understand, again, I understand other people have passed. Just make sure you ain't been ran through. Make sure you ain't been ran through. And I'm got this fucking fucking car. What is ran through, though? Exactly. What is that? No problem.

Wax don't want a girl that he don't want any girl that's had things done to her that he's done to other women. That's not true. That is true. That's true. I just don't want to have to deal with a girl that has sex with people that I know. That's it. So she could be a hove, just not knowing you know.

I could love this girl. No, that's a good point, bro. That's a good point. What you mean? I shit you. And he didn't think it's okay. Like, back seat, I wrote with that girl. I told you about that about the other girl.

I'm like, yo, she's a good girl. He's a good girl. Never mind the fact she fucked the crew. Okay. What are all like? What are I supposed to do? What you mean? What's the wife?

Yes. After she fucked that, anybody who's wife? Just don't invite nobody with me to the wedding. That's all right. At least you just more another guy. That's just me. Wait, man. Who is this?

I can't do it. I'm sorry. She's a great girl, too. Great girl. A phenomenal girl. Amazing. You don't know her. Shut up.

Hold on. Do I do? Do I know her? Who is this person? How do you know? How you know? Got some gorilla glue on her edges. Now she acting like she fucking know what the hell is going on.

Everything. What you say? Do I know her? No, I don't think y'all know her. It's been all the day. I don't know her. Nile, you know her? You met her at the wedding.

Who? Who? Man, I mean. Not to say she met her at the wedding. She wasn't at Kente wedding? I hope that. Oh, you're talking about somebody else. You talking about the one my aunt said.

Chill out, man. See, I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. Carla, if you ever need good stories, man, I got them for days. Man, that shit was so funny. Hold on, what about. It's not cool, yo. It's all your fault again.

That's just funny. On the radio playing around. Leo, he's so upset right now. Charlamaine and the radio playing around for nothing. But nothing. I'm like, why do you say it on the radio? I ain't say her name. I didn't say her in the chair.

My aunt said, why's okay? I said, yeah, he could. His aunt, his mom. My mom was like, I overheard some things. I overheard some things like. Let me stop. Let me stop, man.

Please, let me go. Keep going, bro. Damn, it's Matt Long ago, too, you know. Moral of the story is none of your business. The moral of the story is not nobody business, what your whole facts is, yo. Yes, it is. Come on, let's pay this bill so we can do some asking idiot and get the fuck out of here. All right, what's up, everybody?

We're going to take a break for a second because I've got to make sure that you aren't bald out here in these streets, man. This is the number one most important thing when comes to a dude aging well is having a full head of hair, okay? Amen. I've been on keeps. Well, I'm 70. Yeah, Charlemy looks horrible for that reason. If he had a fro, man, he would be, you'd be looking 25 years old, you know? But that's not the case because he's not on that keeps.

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Go, go, go, go, go right now. Go get that. Now let's get back to the show. All right, let's do some asking idiots so we can get the frock up out of here. Bang, bang, bang. Yeah, Tori Lins. Yo, man, Tori shit looks crazy. Come on, man.

I saw that years ago on the breakfast club, though. If you go back and watch the old Tori Layton, if you go back and watch the one where Tori had the puppet with him. And I was asking Toy because Tori said he got $30,000. He paid $30,000 for his headline, but I kept asking him like, what's up with this, though?

This shit at the top. What's up with that? And he was like, no, no, my shit going to grow in. That was like five years ago. And when I told Nick to come, I said, Nick, put the camera on the top of Tori's head. Tori said, I will fuck you up if you bring that goddamn camera over here, Nick.

Don't get fucked up in the studio. And I always wonder why he got so, like, aggressive about it. I'm like, now I know. We saw why? Oh, he's keep it low. Why he'd do that? Yeah, just keep a baldgy, bro. Let's keep a baldgy.

Well, I guess you know it $30,000, you paid for the headline. You ain't paid for the other shit. You just paid for the line. You just paid for the line. Yeah. Word up. Taylor, let's do some asking idiots. Okay.

Now for our weekly segment where Taylor gets the asking idiots up. It's so crazy. Even though she knows she's going to do it every single. single week. Somebody on YouTube said the funniest shit, they was like, asking the idiot should just be ask a Taylor.

Because every time I don't think you're an idiot Taylor. I'm just telling you what somebody telling you what somebody said on YouTube. I don't think that. You know I love you. Tell what we got.

If there's one person that loves you, it's me. Tell what we got. Okay. I don't know how to say his name. Says Stephen 7, 181. What goals do you have for yourself

this year? What goals do you have for yourself this year? I got to keep that a little bit quiet right now. Ooh. Uh-oh. We got shit of brewing, man, but I got to keep that a little bit, a little bit quiet right now. All I got is execution.

Execution is my word for the year. That's it. I just want to execute everything that we're doing. I want to execute Black Effect Podcast Network. I want to execute Black Privileged Book Publishing Company. I want to execute SBH at Audible with Kevin Hart. It's just all about execution. Execute something else that we're launching in May.

I just want to execute. That's it. God bless. Execution is the name of the game. Execution, that's it. Long as we execute, sky's the limit, baby. That's it. All right, do you have one?

My goal is to have, I'm in 30 stores in L.A. right now, and dispensaries of Who's Wax? I want to be in all 100 in the very near future. So definitely my goal. Fier. Who's Wax early? L underscore J underscore 21 wants to know, biggest regret of your 20.

biggest regret of my 20s I got time for that be here all day do you know what I'm saying I'm gonna say for real you know 20s was a wild decade bro that was a wild 10 years 20s but it's hard to

you know what I realize it's hard to regret things when you are where you want to be yeah I see what you're saying because they helped get you there whether they were good or bad I don't regret anything from my 20s if I'm being totally honest 20s was a good time 20s was 20s was Let me see, I started doing radio in 1998, so I had just turned 20.

I turned 20 when I was an intern. And so from 20, let me see, I got with Wendy when I was like 26, 27. No, no, no, no, no, like 28, some shit like that. So that was like eight years of between Charlton, South Carolina and Columbia Stocking Line running this street. We was having a ball. That was the crunk era. That was Nuck if you buck and goddamn Little John and then Jeezzy Trap would die.

It's just like, that was just a different life. I don't even know who that guy is anymore. Yeah, he's gone. That was IHop, Waffle House. Right. You telling people that you got me banned from IHop too, bro. No, you got yourself banned from my house. I ain't doing it.

You did that. Of course they were going to see me, but come on. What happened? To go to eat and walk out. No, but listen. Come on, you think I was going to pay for anybody's shit? He did that everywhere he went. I know, that's not true.

IHop banned him, as they should have. He might still be banned from my hop. I think I'm like to be stealing. He was stealing. I was not stealing. Pancakes. He would go in and eat and then walk out.

Man, listen, man. I don't remember. Everybody walked out and it was like whoever the last person he got paid for the bill. I was out, but everybody just forced him to go look at me like he was there. Like look all these other motherfuckers.

You don't see nobody else? Probably not. All right, come on. Nobody steals from my hop except for wax. One time. because I wasn't paying the bill. More than once. Annie wouldn't sleep with the IHop server.

All of a sudden, he don't want to sleep with her. We was cool with her. That was my girl. I love her. I can't remember her name. I wish I could remember her name, man. Yeah, she was peace, man. But I wasn't going to smash it for that.

I should have, though. That's back in the day. Come on. What's another one, Taylor? I'm not going to say his name. I don't know it. But is Daniel Kulia on route to be the next big star in Hollywood? Is Daniel Kulia?

Wool on route to be that. I mean, I don't know if he's, I don't know what you mean when you say next big star. I think Daniel's already a star. I mean, Get Out was a hundred plus million dollar movie. I mean, it's a movie that, you know, across so many different, you know, demographics. Like people, like when you see Dan, white people, black people, when you see Dan, like, oh, that's the dude from Get Out. Like, that's a- Which one? The Black guy?

The Black guy. Yeah, that's a classic role. You know what I'm saying? He was in Black Panther. That's a billion-dollar movie. Like, I think Dan. He was pretty much a star, bro. Yeah, Daniel's doing all right in Hollywood.

Yeah, and Judas and the Black Messiah is great. Yeah. Shout to the Lucas Brothers, man. Lucas, yo, man, yo, salute to the Lucas brothers. By the way, another example of why comedians are the greatest creatives because only comedians can go from doing super funny, silly shit that something is dramatic as goddamn Judas in the Black Messiah. There's not too many people that got that range.

like comedians. That's my personal opinion. Salute to the Lucas brothers. Martin is a comedian. Martin the comedian, yeah. But shout out the, yeah, I think Daniel's already on his way. I mean, I don't know what more could he do. Yeah.

No, he's a star. Give us one more tell us. We can get the fuck out of here. Bay's Tennessee. I want to know if Brady is the greatest white guy, who is the greatest black guy? Who's the greatest black guy of all time? Wax. Shut up.

Greatest black guy of all time. I mean, I don't know. I mean, for me, I always go back and forth between Martin Luther King Jr. and the honorable Elijah Muhammad. For me, I personally, I'll probably say the honorable Elijah Muhammad. For me, that's my personal. Yeah. I don't know to me people. I say wax. I look at, I look at the fruit off people's trees. So when you get the honorable Elijah Muhammad, you get Muhammad Ali, you get Malcolm X, you get the honorable minister, Louis Praikhan. You get the whole nation of Islam. A person that can transform men and women and make them be the best version of themselves. you know, for me, it's honorable Elijah Muhammad. I tell everybody they should read

message to the black man by Elijah Muhammad. To me, that's my personal favorite greatest black man. You're also basing Brady off of his sports, though, like his athlete. By his whole life, who he is. What else we put to? I mean, I mean, people he bought to...

So it's not even comparable. Yeah, I mean, people he bought to the nation or to God or anything like that. I don't know, man. That's the discipline being white and black. Yeah, he bought people a lot of money. When you're white, you can just play. football and be considered the greatest white man of all time.

When you're black, you got to change people's lives. Yeah, you got to do it. That's it, Shalti? I'm trying to think who my greatest black man of all times. We nobody wants you to know. Michael Jordan. Dave Chappelle. We don't even want you to go down to this book.

We don't even want you to do this to yourself, Andrew. It's okay. You don't have to rise to this challenge. I think I have a good one. Hezzy. You don't have to rise to this challenge, Hezzi. Guys, I think.

I think. Guys, I think I have a good one. Greatest Black Men of All right. It might be well. Okay, give it to us for shits and giggles. Fine. For shits and giggles. Greatest Black man of all time is...