The Brilliant Idiots - World War PsyOps

Episode Date: April 3, 2026

This week on The Brilliant Idiots, Charlamagne tha God and Andrew Schulz  dive into the internet going crazy over Druski and his viral sketch. Is it just comedy doing what it’s supposed to do, or are people reading way too deep into it? The conversation opens up into a bigger debate about comedy vs. outrage, character work vs. sketches, and why making people uncomfortable might actually mean you’re doing it right. The episode also touches on J. Cole and the ongoing conversations around his place in hip-hop, how he moves differently from other artists, and why he continues to spark debate without chasing controversy. They also get into the rise of AI deepfakes, how real they’re starting to look, and why it’s getting harder to tell what’s real vs. fake online. Plus, a hilarious but slightly paranoid breakdown of airports, TSA experiences, and whether everything might secretly be a psychological operation 👀 ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: ⁠⁠https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots⁠⁠ Jess Hilarious - Til Death Do We Parent - ⁠Pre Order⁠ 2Chainz - The Voice in my head is God - ⁠⁠Pre Order⁠⁠ The Black Family Who Built America - Cheryl McKissack Daniel -⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Uncommon Favor - Dawn Staley - ⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks- By Charlamagne Tha God - ⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Check out Andrew Schulz - ⁠⁠www.theandrewschulz.com⁠⁠ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" - ⁠⁠https://blackeffect.com⁠⁠ Checks out AlexxMedia ⁠AM Mornings⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yep, Shalamana God. Andrew Scha. We're on a brilliant idiotist podcast. Back for another week of brilliant and idiotness. Bram, bram, bram, bram, bram, bram, bram, bram. Helicaya Walker. Hello, good, sir. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness, man.

I just actually flew in. I just got back from Nashville, white Atlanta, okay? Ooh. I love Nashville, by the way. That's a great city. That's a great city, great people. Hope. There is hope in that city.

Some of the best pizza on the planet exist in Nashville. You need a... You need to, listen, you're great at your hot takes. Listen to me. You need to just some of the best pizza on the planet exist in Nashville. You are a brilliantly successful man. You have great takes. You're smart.

You're all the things. You're from Monks Corner, South Carolina. I don't need you to fix your face and tell me what fucking good pizza is. Listen to me. Some of the best pizza on the planet exist in Nashville, Tennessee. You got babies on it? A spot caught. There's no babies on the pizza.

Maybe, I don't know. But there's something about the crush. Maybe there's a little baby flesh in the crush. But listen, there's something called... There's a spot called Slim and Husky in Nashville, Tennessee. Man. As you know, I want to know if Jelly Rose ever had Slim and Husky. And if not, they need to sponsor some pizza for them.

Now, he's skinny now. Jelly's skinny. That's why it's called Slim and Husky. So both parties get taken care of. Is it a deep dish and thin crust? Is that the idea? Well, you had Slim and Husky before? When the fuck you at?

When I went to Nashville. Oh, yeah. You didn't have the iconic, what is it, Prince's hot chicken or something like that? They got the hot chicken pizza at Slim and Huskies, man. I'm trying to tell you. I didn't get that, though. I like the nothing but a V thing, which is all vegan. So they got the vegan pepperoni with the vegan sausage.

What about cheese? Vegan cheese, non-dairy. Is this why it's like, you cold and best. Bro, I'm just telling you what I like. It sounds like. None. I didn't get, that's what she, they got something else, but I get the vegan.

I like it. That shit is, that shit slaps. By the way, I get vegan, even when I'm in New York, if they got a vegan, a touch of slices, has vegan cheese, I get vegan cheese. I apologize. Everybody from New York listen to this right now. I apologize. Everybody from Chicago listen to this right now.

I apologize. They're all lactose intolerant. Who? They're so happy that pizza places got vegan cheese. Who is? Everybody in Chicago and New York City. No. Yes.

We are the most lactose tolerant city. on the planet. Nah. Look at that. Ooh, look at that menu. No, no, you know, shout out Slim and Huskies. I want you all to kill it.

You're great. Slim and Husky hot chicken pizza. What next time you're in Nashville? I was just there, man, so probably not for a little bit. Damn, I should have had them pull up and give you some part. You should have had them pull up, man. I'm sure it's great.

I'm just saying, listening to somebody who's not from New York talk about pizzas. Oh, it's so good, man. And I, you're throwing a vegan slice out there. Yes. You're not even supposed to put nothing on pizza. No. If you're playing slice doesn't rock,

you don't, don't make good pizza. That's good enough. I can't know. That's boring. I'm just telling you. I don't know. The plane slaves got to be so nice and it's not boring. Isn't an oxtail slice one of the most New York things ever though? So I don't, it's like my brain can't comprehend the things you're saying. I don't know if you've never had an ox tail from cuts and slices. Do you have ox tail before? Guys, yes, I've had ox nail. Listen, I have you have you ever had an ox tail before you? I probably had oxtail before you. You're probably right. Would you ever had it on a slice of pizza though? No, Charlemann.

Have you ever had a, have you ever had a lot? Have you ever had a lot? Some slices is New York, baby. The slices in Brooklyn. They got one in... We don't put oxdale in pizza. We don't... You could put pepperoni on pizza. I say that.

So you fight into it. Don't... Don't knock it until you try it. It might be great. But we don't lead with the pizza with stuff on it. You lead just with the brand of pizza. You've done that. So you've had the basics.

What about when you get that oxtail? That lobster and shrimp alfredo slice. What do we do? What do we do? Mom. This is ridiculous. You never been to cut them? Yeah.

You didn't like it? No, I like it. I'm sure it's great. Shout out cuts and slices. I'm sure it's great. But even they're looking at this like, oh, Charlotte, you've got to leave with the plain slice. You got to tell us why that's great because that's what defines you as in York. What's your favorite piece?

Now, we're going by slice or we're going by pie? Ooh, that's a good point. Because if we're going by pie, I mean, obviously, Joe's is phenomenal. If we're going by pie, there's a great spot over here. Ruby Rosa is phenomenal over here. Prince's. What's on it? Pepperoni?

No. Ah, bro. Lobster and shrimp Alfredo. That's just how about it. Salmon, chili. You said you fight it. What are we talking about? What did you have from country?

What are we talking about? What did you have from cake? Was it not fire? It was. Oh, Caden. Why don't you don't you don't want to be basic their whole life? This is what it's like when white people talk about rap. Now I get it.

Yeah. I get it. Do you just like vanilla ice cream? I understand it. Yes. Yes. With no sprinkles? This is crazy.

This is so crazy. Why do you want everything so plain? You would get a vanilla ice cream. You put some whipped cream. You put a little sea salt and then you put... That's a lot. That's a lot. Can I put you guys on games?

That's a lot. You name four seasons. Can I share the finer things in life or can I not share the finer things in life? You salt there, bro. You name four seasoners. I am here to share in this. information with the world. You just gave us an Italian ice cream.

You put four seasons on ice cream, bro. You put a hotel on the ice cream. Cafe Panah. You go to Cafe Panah. You get the cookies and Panah. That's the best ice cream in New York City right there. You get the cookies and pana. You don't need anything else on it.

Cafe Panah, cookies and panas. It's the best ice cream in New York City. That is the best. That's it. It's just cookies and cream, but it's cookies and pana. All their other ice creams, phenomenal. But if you want to get the fire one, you get vanilla with the whipped cream, a little bit of olive oil on it. They might even put a little sea salt.

It will knock your socks off and it doesn't even. fucking lobster mac and cheese and salmon. Shout out the cuts and slices in New York City, baby. Shout out the slim and husky in Nashville. And shout out the Pizza Hut. Ooh, best pizza on the planet. Best places for pizza on the planet. Now you don't like pizza.

Best breadsticks. I'll give you that. Pizza Hut, right? Fire. By the way. Domino's is way better. No, no, no. No.

Domino's thin crust is, it is an elite. No, but the breadsticks that pizza is. Yeah, but we're not talking about the guys, guys, guys, guys. I'm going to, I'm going to fucking blow my head off here. Are we talking about pizza or are we talking about breadsticks? These are different things. If you blow your head off, can we use it for the sauce? Yeah.

I hate them. I just ate them. A little brain lover's pizza. I saved it. I know he saved it. That's good. Salute the Drewski. Druski.

He got everybody up in arms and didn't even say shit. Let me tell you why Drusky is such a good guy at what he does. Drusky don't even got to say shit. Nothing. Nothing. He got videos of him, like, responding, though. But they were AI, I thought. And that's what I don't like that shit, yo.

We got to do something about that. I'm not going. All the AI tweets, the AI videos, them should be having me going, you. Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm getting caught. Yo, less than right. No, it's bad, bro. It's bad.

Like, this shit is getting too good, too fast, bro. No. Like, no, I don't like that shit at all. Because I thought Druski's, by way, because when I saw Druski, I'm like, the only reason I was like, this is not Drusky, is because Drusky don't talk this much. It's because Drusky don't talk this much. Yeah. When he did the whole thing where he was like, Eric and Kirk suing me and his fitness, I'm like, this can't. I'm like, there's no way Drusky. Drusky don't even talk like this. Yeah. And he don't talk this much. Yeah. And then I, when I saw Erica Kirk's alleged tweet, because she never really responded either, right?

No, I don't think so. When I saw her alleged tweet, I said to myself, why would you claim? this. I mean, why would you say this is you? I don't know if you can't claim it, bro. I don't know, bro. The sparklers and then the staring into the camera. You guys want to watch you? I saw three other conservative women that Drusky could have been imitated.

But I didn't find out about them until after this sketch. And then people started sending me videos of these women speaking at CPAC and stuff like that. They are way more this sketch than Erica Kirchman. Okay. But he did name it conservative. Women. Yeah. But I think what's, so this to me, like, what's fun about this is that I like when comedy riles shit up.

Of course. I like when there's something that's put out with the intention of laughter and people take it serious and get all angry about it. And I haven't seen comedy do that in a minute. There are people who make, like, political statements that rile people up, but they're not really funny. a pure comedy sketch got the internet going crazy how long has it been? What, 10 days?

When did they come out last week? No, no, I mean, how long has it been since you've seen it? Since I've seen, oh, since I've seen somebody rob people up with comedy sketch? That's, with a comedy sketch or even a stand-up bit. I don't really.

What does Chappelle do? Chappelle's not political, though. They're more, they're social. But, like, what did he do? Like, he just said Israel or something, like... I mean, but some people kind of funny. Some people were out of reading. I think it was a...

This is a... is like, this is silly the whole time and trying to make people laugh the whole time. It wasn't like, here is a political statement that, you know, a large swath of the internet agrees with and then there's a part of the internet that doesn't agree with it. This is just, I'm going to be silly and people are angry at silly. If I was Eric and Craig, I'd be offended at all the conservatives. Why, what are they saying? Because y'all think I look like this? This man did not say anything. It's not man did not say my name, okay? This is how y'all think I look? This is how y'all think I act. Y'all come into my defense saying how fucked up it is that he's doing this to a widow.

Why the fuck y'all think this is me? Yeah, that's fun. You know what I'm saying? I'm getting on those Zipik immediately. For Eric Kirk. And by the way, I promise you, when I saw the other two videos, who are the other women, Chris? And there's another woman I saw acting just like Drewski, bro. And she's a conservative woman.

Same size, build, and everything. There she go. What's her name? Cat Kamak? Kimberly. This got to be AI, bro. No. I've never heard of this woman.

I thought this was Drusky, bro. Oh, wow. And she's talking that, what is this? What is the YR? Young Republicans? Young Republicans. Cat Kamak. She's barefoot?

That's who I think Drusky saw, bro. They said. That's who I think Drusky saw, bro. And it's another one. That's real. What did you say, Chris? I did double check. That's real.

How do you know if it's real? I found it through legitimate sources. No, it's not her. That's the girl that said demure. It's another one. I promise you it's another lady that I saw that wasn't the cat lady. And I'm like, that's who Drusky saw. Drusky saw a couple of them.

Now, he might have saw the Erica's speech. Isn't it fun to have the internet riled up off comedy again and not off of some fucking political agenda or political opinions? I love it. This is the place that we should be operating in. But this is technically a political opinion, though. No, that's not. Well, I guess it is conservative women be acting.

But he's not talking about their opinions that they have. He's just saying what they look like. how they behave. And you can't say that he's wrong when you look at the video of the chick-cat, right? You can say whatever you want, but now you get an angry at comedy. Like, when people get angry at comedy or angry at any form of art, it's just kind of silly, right? Because it's like, it's like being angry at a painting. Listen, I told- You know what I mean? Like, what are we doing over here? He's like, clearly not being serious. I told y'all last year and everybody got, I'm not going to say everybody. I hate when, I don't know why I got to stop doing these broad

generalizations. But there were some people who got mad at me when I just said, I think Drusky is the best sketch actor since Chappelle. You had said all time. I didn't say all time. You did. That's why people would say. I did not say better than Key & Peele. You did say better than Key & Pell.

But I didn't say all time. I think Chappelle and the limit color are the best all time. I think what he does isn't sketch. And I think that's where it gets. He does character acting and like impressions and like, that's like a sketch has like a framework there's a beginning

a middle and an end and in this it's like a conglomeration of the internet yes you know and he's satirizing a cultural trend and it's more like you said

his character Donnell said that to me Donnell was like what he does isn't necessarily sketch it's character acting yes and character acting man he's phenomenal

who else is doing it and the internet reacting like this and the way he captures culture like whenever Drew When Drewski decides to do one of these, he captures it perfectly, whether it's NASCAR, whether it's football, whether it's... Pastors. Pastors.

Whether it's the white boy who grew up around the black dudes in the hood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you can always, like, when I see the white boy that grew up in the hood, I'm like, oh, that's Belligand Cushington. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you meet Belligang, you're like, oh, this is who Drewske who pretending to be. Like there's always somebody... You can look at this sketch and point the three different people with who you think Drusky's pretending to be. Interesting.

When he did the passive catch, he was like, oh, that's, oh, that was supposed to be Mike Todd. Like, even though I don't know if that was supposed to be Mike Todd. But that's what people start saying. That's how you know you're good when people can actually point the folks and be like, oh, this is who he pretended to be. Yeah. The only, I mean, listen, truth, you're doing a phenomenal job. I think that it is character work to what you're saying. It is character work.

I mean, man, can you imagine if he had, like, actual writers? And then you're saying put it into like a script. sketch format? I actually don't know. I think part of the benefit of this is that it's made for the internet attention span, which is just like, here's a new character, here's another thing,

here's another thing, here's another thing, instead of, hey, here's a two-minute story arc where some people are going to go, I'm going to tap out because I just wanted you to give me the juice immediately. Give me the protein, protein. It makes sense, especially for this one, right? Like, look at this, the white boy.

Yeah, I saw that sounds great. Because he's on live. So it's not like it would be a story. going on on live, you know what I'm saying? I'm confused though. Why don't you consider this sketch? Because it is sketch. He's scripted, like he's saying scripted, planned out. I thought it was sketch until actual sketch people told me it wasn't.

These are more like vignettes strung together. So like, again, we're like, what is it called? Splitting Harris here. But like the idea of the sketch is that it's usually like premise, executed, misdirect. So it's like, here's the premise. Here's the, it's that a great example is the key and peel sketch. sketch. It's like a guy goes in and he's going to talk to a doctor. The doctor's like, I'm sorry,

I have to deliver some bad news. It's your mom has like three months to live. And the guy goes, well, your mama's so fat. That's sketch, right? It's just like this character doesn't realize that he's giving a medical diagnosis. He's actually doing, he thinks it's a yo mama dis thing. And then there's some kind of misdirect. So what about like the Chappelle and the R. Kelly Pista. Oh, that's a big sketch. Like, that's just a super sketch. Harry song.

Well, what I would, the argument I would make is that the things, the argument I would make is that the things from Chappelle's show that were the biggest were character work, not sketches. Like, ooh. Yeah, like, people remember, I'm rich, bitch. They don't remember what this. I don't even remember the storyline of that. It's, this is what humans connect to, right? They love, we love impressions, we love character work. If you even think about SNL, what are the things you really remember?

Do you remember the arc of the sketch? Eddie Murphy, Buckwhe. You just remember the character and them living in that character. And that's what tends work. Now, if you do sketch, it's because you love sketch. And you want to write this tiny little story arc that kind of buttons up at the end. But you're doing it for yourself, you know. This type of content couldn't exist on TV back in the day because you couldn't pitch an executive.

No, no, I'm going to do a bunch of little vignettes of character work. And it's going to take 30 minutes. They'd be like, well, what story? are you telling or what is the ride we're going on? But for the internet, this is perfect because this is actually the parts of the sketch that resonate the most of this. Drusky is one of the greatest success stories

the internet has ever produced. Yeah, facts. Straight up. Facts. He's one of the greatest stories the internet has ever produced. And the reason I really salute Drusky is because he clearly invest in himself.

Because he don't have to do this shit to this level for vignettes. You know what I'm saying? He can be like other people who just the bare minimum. Like he literally does full-fledged productions for these sketches and it pays off. Like it may not even pay off, you know, monetization-wise

on social media, but man, think about all the endorsements and everything that he gets. I think what it is is like, it keeps the base engaged. You can never say, oh, he went Hollywood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? You can never say, oh, he left us. Like this is him to live.

delivering content to his people online. Yeah. When he really doesn't have to. And I think risks. Say again, this was a risk. Like, this could stop him from getting a T-Mobile ad. This could stop him from getting a movie. This could stop him from getting a movie.

Really? Yeah. Yes. Why? Because conservatives got phones too. Yep. And T-Mobile's going to go, well, shit, am I going to deal with this lobby saying, we're not going to, we're not going to buy your phones, we're going to cancel your service,

It's just a potential headache. But people like that. People like when they see artists that have someone to lose continue to make their art. I'll say this. I haven't seen a conservative woman actually be mad at the sketch.

I've seen conservative women be mad about what people are telling them the sketch is about. If they say, hey, this sketch is about Erica Kirk. I see people reacting to that. But when you actually watch the sketch, if you're a conservative woman,

whatever the fuck that means, if you're a conservative woman and you watch the sketch, are you really upset about this? Some. When you actually see how these conservative women act? The question is, like, if people get upset at comedy, like, they're allowed to get upset at comedy.

That's the other thing. You can't tell people not to get upset about shit. If they want to get upset about it, again, it's America. You're free to react to whatever you want. But it doesn't mean that he shouldn't be allowed to make comedy. I agree. So, like, but we also can't tell people to not be upset at things. Like, there's a million things you've said,

and I've said that just upset people. Ooh! You're right. You're right. We never said, no. You're right. You're right. You never said,

This is the most wholesome podcast on the internet for the last 13 years. You're right, you're right, you're right. We don't say anything to upset any fucking body. Are you just serious? You just upset people with that gaslight and you just did right now. What gaslight did I just do? Who gaslights? I don't even know what the fuck gaslighting means for real.

Me too. Okay? Gaslighting to me is that fucking sound that comes on before shook ones. Okay? What's that sound? One of the greatest intros ever. in hip-hop motherfucking history. Could you go to the airport?

I went to the airport this weekend. I was. I was fine. I think they're exaggerate. I'm not going to say that. I'm not exactly. Our boy Miles couldn't get that. I feel like that first week people were being dramatic because now it doesn't seem like.

I will tell you this. I went to the airport on Friday and, you know, there was like, oh, you need to get here early. You're not going to be able to, not sure if you can be able to use the greeters, blah, blah, blah, all of that type of stuff like that. They let me use the greeters. And dare I say, ice was very nice. Dare I say, these cannot be the same people that were in the streets raising holy hell. In fact, I would bet, okay, not money, but something else.

Mouth. Maybe mouth. Yeah. That these are not the same people that was in the streets. Remember last week when I said it? I said these are either people, young kids who were working at Tim Services, are older people who were retired and just wanted something to do. You know, sometimes the older person to get a job at a gas.

Walmart or some shit, yeah. There's no way that those people that were in the airports were the same people that were in the street with mask on. There's no way. It's infucking possible. I don't know. I don't see how. When I tell you that they were actually nice, inch below chick filet workers.

Wow. But you got the Greek. They know you're saying. But I wasn't just, I was, I'm glad you said that. I wasn't paying attention how they was treating me. I feel attention how they treating everybody. Well, there's cameras everywhere. There's cameras everywhere, everywhere, everywhere.

Yeah, but you don't know for sure. Hey, man. And without, huh? They were helping the TSA? They did everything. When I flew out Friday from LaGuardia, they did everything. TSA workers weren't, and that was the day they said, I think they said, 3,500 TSA workers decided to stay home. They did everything.

Really? Everything. They ran the, everything, running the line, scanning our tickets in, putting our stuff in the business. everything. And I'm telling you, it's a siyah. It's a siyah. And guess what? President Trump told us it was a sirep. He literally said in a post on true social that, and I'm paraphrasing here, but he said this is like an image rebrand for ICE.

He said it. Look it up. He said it on a post. He wants them to ingratiate themselves to the people. Listen, if I put you in the airports and I put these people in the airports and called them ice and they're actually nice and they're helpful and the airport is running efficient and they're getting the lines moving fast people go around people leave and say damn i was expecting a whole different experience from ice ice was actually nice but then when the midterms come around okay and we're sending ice to the polling places like all those nice guys that help be that won't be that bad next thing you know if the few guys with the mask on okay

slamming you to the ground again oh it's a science I know it's a siop. He literally said, you found a post? What is a sciop? Psychological operation. Yeah, I know what, thanks. But what is it?

It's exactly what turned Bruce and the Caitlin. He didn't know what you did. He didn't know. Why are you acting like you don't know what this is, bro? Why are you acting like you don't know what this is? Hold on. But then where do you think they got all the nice one from? What do you mean?

They fired them all during those. People need a job. Oh, hold on. People need, it's not hard to find people? You think it's hard to find people to just put in the airport for a couple? People do need. People is a lot of people that they, but people do need work right now.

The idea that they're handing out bonuses and they're giving out jobs, that was Mike's point. Yeah, but I mean, when we hear that like, yo, get hired to go to airport right now. No. I don't know. I'm not exactly sure. What are you looking up? I'm trying to find the...

Yeah, I'm trying to find it. Stop acting like you don't follow them. Just go to your followers. Go to your DMs. Go to your DMs. Yes, here it goes. I am so proud about ICE Patriots. They were unfairly maligned by the lunatic Democrats for years.

And now at the airports, in addition to what they are supposed to be doing, they are helping with bags, even picking up in cleaning areas. They are so proud to be there. The fact is they shouldn't have to do this, but they are rehabbing a fake image given to them by radical left Democrat politicians, the public is loving ICE. So the Democrats unwittingly did us a favor. They are great American patriots. They just happen to have much larger and harder muscles than most, which is what they're

supposed to have. Thank you to ICE for the great job you are doing. Very much appreciated. President Donald J. Wow. Amen. Amen. I'm just telling you what I saw on Friday.

And it makes perfect sense. This is all a psychological operation for the bid turn. This is not the same ice that was on the street. I said it last week on the podcast. I'm sure of it after experiencing it for myself. And they were saying, what's up? They wanted to take pictures. I'm telling you.

Oh, I know what's happening. I'm just telling you, I'm not the same people, yo. Shell, trying to get ahead of a picture, bro. What you mean? So I got a picture with 14 ice agents and he's just like, it wasn't 14. It wasn't 14. My boys.

It wasn't 14. Me and the guys. There wasn't 14. It's just one. But the point is, I'm not the only person that felt like it. And it's on purpose. He told us in the truth social post.

It's on purpose. They're doing psychological operations. Experiment. Midterms. So when they put them out there for the midterms, nobody's going to think twice. Then you get turned away by a mass station telling you get the fuck out of here.

Okay? What do I need to vote? You're already registered. Shit. Everything. No, you might have to regret. If the SAVE Act passes on the passport. It's a vote.

Yeah. No, what, I don't think you have to re-register. Yes, you do. That's part of the SAVAC. That's one thing in the SAVAC is you have to re-register. You got sure about that? No, 100%. That's one of the issues.

You have to have to re-register all together. This shit is crazy, man. I don't even like carrying my passport. I don't like carrying my passport through the airport, but I, you know, the real ID shit. I'm not going to get that real ID shit, bro. You have to. I just carry my passport.

I don't like doing that. I don't like it either. I forget every time and I got to pay $40. Oh, they make you just pay? Now you got pay $4. You forget it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you got clear and all that, no.

I got clear, but when they don't have clear at the airport or it's not accessible, then you got to pay. You say even with the passport. No, I didn't bring my passport. I always forget it. Because I agree with you. It's like, that's the one document

I don't want to be traveling with. I thought they're going to take, they're going to get rid of that too, though, I thought. Eventually, probably. What is this? What makes the real ID more real? I have no. I still don't, because you can get into government building.

I don't need to go to a government building. I need to go JFK LaGuardia. That's a government building. What else we got, Taylor Gang? Taylor Gang, Gang? I don't know. Maybe Chris knows her. Why does you pull this up, Taylor?

Why do you do this to Chris, Taylor, gang? Because it's trending. You want Chris to get bricked up? Miss Grand Thailand contested Dara Thorne Uthong goes viral for her dancing moves and shaking her clapice during the swimsuit during the swimsuit portion of the competition. What does this have to do with it? anything. It's trending. That's what it's a thing. Oh. But you didn't see this? What's this one? How many time you jerked off to this, Chris? Whoa.

Wait, you didn't see. Is this trans? What is this? No. It's Thailand. I know. Like, yeah. This Thailand, you got to know before you let your brain go there. What you mean? You got to know. Is she Lady Bowie? Damn. No, that's lady boy. That's lady boy. Sorry. That's lady boy.

Even if it is, I mean, if it's, if it looks cool, like, you can't acknowledge that it looks cool and keep it moving. Until she flexed her breast, that was crazy. Man, you ain't got to get bricked up. You know what I'm saying? I don't even know if this is a lady boy. I'm going to say, who say, I mean, I can't, but I'm just saying. Good work if it is. Right.

Yeah, y'all women need to go to Thailand and get your shit done. If that's what they're doing in Thailand, this is what y'all need to go get done, yo, because y'all B. still be looking crazy. They haven't figured out the BBL yet. Hey, it's too many Bs. They're not going to do. You don't need two Bs and one L. You need a least.

A lot of them are reducing. You need a B and an L, huh? It's still great. What is this? She had too much energy, man. She got too much energy, man. I think this is a woman, by the way. No, it's definitely.

How do you figure this is not? Nobody's saying this. I'm even looking at the comments. Nobody saying this is a guy. Look at the jump. You didn't see a flex, her breast. When have you ever seen a woman? A woman can.

Well, if you got your, if you got your breast are. Look, look. Here we go, right here. She's about to do it. You can get your breasts on top of the muscle, bro. Yeah. Hold on, look it, look it, look it. It's all the way there.

Whoa. From the side, it's... I'm just letting y'all know if this is a lady boy, we're gay. We've watched this for 35 seconds. Look, wait. What's... I don't think she's... Taylor, you could do that?

I say I can't do it, but I don't know... Teller don't got new muscles! But I don't think that she... Relax. I don't think that she's like doing it how y'all be doing it, though. I feel like she's just pumping it. She's just flexing her peck. Yeah, like, I don't know.

She's got the breast over the, she's got her breast done over the muscle. Chris had his tongue out his mouth. That was crazy. Chris, that was crazy. That's all. Yo. Chris, what were you looking up? That's a show.

I see it. I see it. You know, Chris. What is happening over there, man? That's just art, bro. Some other dope art I saw this week. Cardi fucking. What Cardi do?

I went to go see Cardi last week at MSG. MSG. MSG. Legends. Madison Square Garden sold out show. She did two sold-out show that MetLife, not MedLife State, Madison Square Garden. And Cardi has, Cardi, I think she said she sold out every show except for some date in Canada. And Taylor got this video of me looking and she kept asking me if I was high.

I wasn't high. I was actually watching this show and observing. I was in awe, number one, because it was a fantastic, phenomenal show. I mean, huge production, right? Like, that captured everything you love about Cardi B. Everything she's learned in the script clubs, everything she's learned just being funny

in the streets of the Bronx, right? Being a phenomenal performer because she's been on these stages for the last decade. Like, it just captured everything. But I was in awe just looking at the fact that, man, this is Cardi B who used to be on Instagram 11 fucking years. Look at me. 11 years ago. You're zoned in.

Wow. Because I'm intrigued. I'm like, yo, that's fucking Barty, yo. That's Barty from fucking Instagram who we all watch grow to be this motherfucking mega star. You know how many people I saw used to front on Cardi B. back in the day. Still to this day. You know how many people used to tell me,

oh, Shalerman, you trolling. Yeah. Always reposting Cardi B playing Cardi B. You're trolling playing this cheap-ass weave shit. I remember when Nikki Minaj, somebody said Nikki Minaj, she'd do a song with Cardi B, and she retweeted Cardi B and put LMA O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O with mad O's and shit.

Now she's selling out Madison Square. Fuck. Twice. Twice. Guard twice, bro. I wasn't off. I'm not going front. I was sitting there like, man,

that is what dreams have made. Also, when was the last time she dropped an album? Last year. Oh, so this, she's touring the first album and then this album. Last year was her second year. I mean, her second album in, what, seven, eight years and shit like that. But here's the- point I'm trying to make is, like, to have that type of connectivity to your fans

and you've given them two bodies of work. Because social media. Yeah, that's a compliment. I'm trying, like, that's a pretty amazing thing to do. But the other thing Cardi was doing throughout that process was features and dropping singles? Yeah, she was staying relevant. She never gave you an album, but she would drop features and she would drop singles. And all of them shit rang off in the garden.

Shit that you, shit like press. Press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press. Carthie don't need more press. Ring it off in the garden. Features, like, the shit tomorrow from Gloria, wring it off in the garden. You're like, God, damn, the Bruno Margin. But she got a whole, she got a whole part where she don't do nothing but spanned it. Really?

And they bring a taco out and there's a big taco on stage. That was a taco, right? No, they don't have tacos in Caribbean culture, bro. I feel like I have. That wasn't a taco? I mean, I wasn't there, but like I don't think tacos are talking about it. It looks like a taco.

That looks like a taco, right? What is it? But I'm going to show you. Maybe it was just a bridge. It looked like a taco, but they bought it out and everything just goes straight spanned this for like 10 minutes. That's fine. So, like, I like it like that.

I like it like that. You know what I'm saying? Oh, hell yeah. She's playing this, she's got this whole, you know, video montage of all of this salsa and everybody just dancing like this shit is really dope, man. Just to see Cardi at that level. Yeah. Fire.

Good for her. She's, like, just had a kid in November. Did just have a kid in November. She brings her kids out on stage. Well, she bought him out on stage for the garden. I don't know she does that every show, but she bought two of her kids out on stage. Oh. It just, like, yeah.

Is that not a taco? Look. Yeah, that's what I get you saying. I didn't realize it. Is that not a taco? Yeah, it's a taco. Yeah.

That's a fucking taco, bro. It's a taco, dude. It's totally a taco. Or half a bagel. You would. You would. You fucking would. I mean, did she find a Badega Badi right before?

Half and everything bagel. Oh, bodega baddie. Yes, he did bodega baddie. I like it like that. She did a couple of, I guess, what do you call it, Latin records. Cardi is another one, man, that she's just proof if you are just your true authentic self, the universe will give you exactly what you're supposed to get.

Yeah. But you've got to be your true authentic self. And nothing else. Like literally nothing else. You just got to be who you are at all times. And the universe will reward you. And she's never in a rush. Two albums and eight years, nine years,

give you a single when she feel like it. Can you imagine trusting the, timing of the game that much, especially in this era that tells you you got to constantly every second. Oh my God. Well, I think that she has the, this is not, this is the luxury of being an incredibly engaging personality, no matter how she communicates. So if she puts out music, it's going to be hot. She has a music video, people are going to want to watch it. If she's on Twitter, they're going to read it. Like, she is a gravitational force. And not everybody has that. Some people can only put out the music. So they probably need to do that a little bit more often.

I mean, you can't, I was telling somebody this last week when they were talking about, because, you know, Cardi's going to be teaching at Howard University, well, not teaching at Howard University, but they're doing courses at Howard University based off Cardi B's success. You can't teach that, though. Yeah, what, be a star? Yeah, you can't, like, you just, you can't. Some, it's in some people, not on them. There's, there's, there's, you can tell a person every single thing Cardi did.

And it will not work for that. It just won't. It absolutely won't. What is women wrestling move, Taylor? I forgot her name, but she wrestled a news reporter down. Oh, yeah, Fox News Journalist Abby Hornichick gets suplexed on live TV by wrestling champion Kennedy Blades. I don't know why people are making a big deal about this. She agreed to do this.

Yeah. Is this how she got that? She agreed to do it. She landed on her head. That's it. No, no, no, no. She, like, turned right at that. She did?

She agreed to get suplexed. No, they're still cool to see. Nah, you can't be letting people do that. That's great. There's the thing. If I was Abby, I need to, like, you, I need to see how often you watch other networks. Explain that to it?

Because what if you were a person that watches CNN all the time, MS now all the time, right? And then you get the opportunity to slam a Fox News. Oh, I see what you're saying. I see what I'm saying. I see what you're saying. That's one of those times where I might need to see where you lean politically. She was taking out some frustration.

You understand what I'm saying? Yeah. I can't just let you... Some of this biased coverage. You know what I mean? Yeah. If somebody goes to this young black girl and they're like, I think she's black, I'm assuming she's black. And they're like, look, you want to be on Fox News?

She's probably like, no, absolutely not. You want a body slam of Fox News reporter? What you get the body slam of Fox News anchor? Really. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Watch this. This don't even make no sense, bro.

Bung! She, I hate. He dug it like a chant, too. And it's on a sock wagon like that was on the floor, bro. That's like a cushion. That's the soft match. If he might have to stretch afterwards. That shit hurts, bro.

You know, we used to have to do shit like that for MTV, too? Like what? Remember when we had the, uh, remember it was the women, the women lingerie. Remember MTV used to do the women lingerie league, women football? It was women's football. but they used to wear lingerie. Yeah. And we had to do this whole segment one time

where we had to let the women tackle us. I don't remember that. Yeah, man. I wasn't invited to that one. Yeah, one of them women speared the shit out of me. Like, it was like a spear. And I tried not to move, but she hit something in my abdomen the right way.

Shit made me shift a little bit, bro. Really? Yeah, man. I remember I did a wrestling thing with Chrissy D. Like, we went to, like, an indie wrestling spot in New Jersey and they, like, taught us how to do this shit. For MTV, too? That is you, the pizza guy and shit?

Shout out, my boy, Luigi Primo. What happened? You see that wrestler? He's like, comes in with a pizza dough and stuff like. He looks exactly like Andrews. And the WWE? Nah, he's on the indie scene, but like he uses the pizza in the thing. It's like he uses the dough as like part of his moves and shit.

It's great. I bet you that shit trash his pizza for real. By the way, you don't know good pizza. By the way, you don't know. By the way, if you're using the same dough that you're using the wrestling ring? That's so disgusting, bro. Well, it's not real dough. Oh, it's not? He doesn't actually

make pizza. Who the fuck would be scared of the pizza man anyway? How do you come in the ring and pretend to be the fucking pizza? One day we're going to understand Charles' imagination and how it works. Today is not that day. I'm just saying. Today is not that thing. Man, you got to be intimidating if you were a wrestler. Like, you know, the ultimate warrior.

Donald Cole Steve Austin was a raging lunatic who came in the ring drinking. It depends what your character is. You could also be a comedic character. Who's scared of the pizza man? By the way, nobody's ever scared of the comedic characters. Comedic characters never become world champion. Who's scared of Rick Flair? Ooh, the Nature Boy?

What are you talking about? But he's coming out of, like, fur and, like, little tassels and shit. Yes. But he could fight. Nature boy could kick your ass. That's the difference. The Pizza Man ain't kicking nobody's ass. This Pizza Man can.

No, no, no, pull it up. Let me see. Get up, get up. Get up. Luigi Primo. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Never heard of them.

Louisi. Never heard of the guy. Never heard of them. What else we got, Taylor, while we're searching for Luigi Primo? Did you all see the other Asian? What did you mean?

The other Asian? We haven't even even seen the first Asian yet. Taylor. Taylor. One of these days, Taylor. Teller, one of these days we're going to really understand you.

Oh, the woman from Ms. Thailand was Asian? Yes. She was Asian? Yeah. Why is Asian? Yeah. Okay. So who's the other agent?

Yo, Chris, why she's been shooting at you the past couple of weeks? Look at my boy. Hey, get the fuck out. Yeah, you like it now? You liking it now. Oh, he throws the pizza. No, he punches the pizza into, watch. Boom, knockout.

Yeah, fire, right? Yo, just admit you're wrong, though. We can all get on. We can actually like that. He's fucking it. That shit was all. Yeah. What you mean?

That was the most... That was real? That's the biggest compliment you're going to get if you're white from Charltonne. No, who you're hating on this week? I didn't know who the hate's going to. I'm not hating on nobody. There's got to be somebody that's doing too well. I don't think I'm hating on anybody this week.

I don't... I'm never really hating. No, I know. I'm just having conversations. Okay, who are you having conversations about how they're over-hated this week? I don't think anybody's overrated, you know. I've been enjoying Jay Cole's press run. Oh, tell me.

I really appreciated the interview that cat. I liked the CAM interview. I liked all interviews. I watched them. But the only thing I kept thinking to myself was, what does Jay Cole actually believe in? Ooh. What was he talking about that made you feel that?

I haven't watched any of the interviews, so. Play this Taylor. But you said some in the beginning how like on songs like how I say I'm the best on songs. It's like, ask me in real life, do I think I'm the best rapper alive?

Do you think it's the best rapper alive? Bro, it's a nigga named Black Thought that exists. So? It's a nigga named Lupe Fiasco that exist. No. It's niggers that on any given day, even my peers, a Drake or a Kendrick where it's like,

yo, I know in any given day I can show up to the studio and get these niggies, 80. But I know they can show up on any day, in the studio and give me 80 and I might only have 30. So if I'm taking on a rap persona, like when I'm rapping, that's what I like to, that's how I like to rap. And guess what?

Sometimes I hit the mark and I say shit and I spit a verse that really might have you believe in that shit. But if you ask me in real life, do I walk around like I'm the best rapper alive? No, nigger. Like I'm the best ever. No. But when I put on that motherfucking cape, like, that's how I. I try to attack shit.

And have there been things and moments and verses where I'm writing this shit? And I'm like, I know nigg's not fucking with this. Absolutely. But in reality, do I walk around this earth? Like, there's no nigga better than me in real life. Like, I can't get in the studio with Black Thought and he just give me 90. You know what I mean? And I'm sitting there like, I got 25 for you.

Or any one of these amazing rappers. But I think people hear me say it because they don't know me for real. Right. They hear me say it in a verse so much when I have on the cape. Sounds convincing like a month. It sounds convincing because I'm really doing that shit that's going to have a nigga like, man, he think he, yeah, you know you think. But don't rappers lie all the time?

Have you ever got on the stage and said, I'm the best sometime? No, no, no. Have you ever written a joke and said, you know what? No. This might be okay. I also think to me is just saying they're best as gay. Like, I think it's just the different.

It's just not a, it's just not cool to do. I think with rap, it's a different. There's like a bravado. There's an ego. There's these types of things. But he's, I just think, being truly honest. And I think that a lot of times we don't want that. How can we say this is honest when he told us he's the greatest like Muhammad Ali on another record?

Which is it? Is it what I mean? Rappers are all the time when they're rap. No, no, this is my interpretation. He's having a truly. honest conversation with people about a dishonest medium, right? Like when you're rapping, you are wearing the cape and you're living up to that persona and you're living that fucking life, right?

Like, Tupac is, I'm Doug Lave, I got it all the way. We're not talking about Tupac taking ballet classes. He's not talking about any of that shit. I am Tupac, this character and there's who I am and I'm living it through and through. I think it's a different thing. Sure, sure. It's different. I'm sure we can dissect it.

My point is it like to this, like, I don't know. I thought it was like a really vulnerable and honest moment. Do I think that there's other rappers out there that some days I think they're better than me? Yeah. Do I think I'm really nice and sometimes I'll write a verse and I'm like, I'm nicer than everybody? Yeah, which I think is probably if most rappers were being truly honest with you, they would have that same feeling. I doubt it. But you doubt it because they won't have that honest conversation.

But to your point, does that honest conversation chip away at the brand? And if the brand is about being, I'm the most macho, I'm the biggest guy and I'm untouchable, then that's not. Kendrick Lamar said he says it. Mother fuck the big three. It's just big me and he went out there and proved it. But you don't think there's moments

where Kendrick feels insecure? No. That man is always rapping like the rinse do. At least on, at least in that booth. By the way, the booth is, that's what he's saying. In the booth, I feel it.

He said, he said the opposite. He said at times when I put on the cape, that's what I feel. You don't even need to wear a cape. Just wear tights. You know what I'm saying? Wear tights and going there with some pizza dough if that's how you're going to feel.

If you're going to just, there's no need. There's no need. There's no need. UiGrivo, you get multiple shoutouts. I'm just letting you know, you get multiple shoutouts. There's no need to put on the cape at all. Right. If you don't feel like you're the best.

What about someone like Andre 3000 has always been very introspective and vulnerable? You know the difference? Say it again, Alex. He never says he's the best. He never said he was the best. Jay Cole told us for three years straight. I'm the best. Ain't nobody fucking with me.

he said he's Muhammad Ali God damn now to tell us that you'll be feeling like little Mac from Mike Tyson's punchout When Jay-Z says he's the best I believe he believes he is the best But that's what you guys want from your rappers And there might be people who want vulnerability

No, I want it from the rapper who told me This is what he told me Jay Cole, this the thing that Jay Cole does He creates these narratives He creates these narratives And then backs away from the narrative that he created. So what you don't like is the perceived flip-flopping.

What you don't like is he's going, hey, I'm, I don't know what is real name. What is his name? Germain. So I'm germane. These are the emotions that I feel is germane. And I feel like I'm incredibly skilled. And sometimes in a booth, I'm like, there's nobody better than me. And sometimes I'm like, damn, these guys are really good.

They're better than me. You want your rapper to be 10 toes down 100% of time, the persona that they are and nothing more than that. By the way, stand. I'm only, I'm only making you follow the rules. that you created. If you want me to respect this mulatto, then you got to stand tender. He said it.

He said he wanted me to respect this mulatto. If you want me to respect this mulatto. When did he say that? On the last fall off album. He said you're going to respect this mulatto. Says it twice. Subconscious detecting these niggas think I'm lesser for my complexion. Before I'm done, they all going to respect the mulatto.

Yeah. I said they all going to respect the mulatto. What's song? Y'all don't listen to music. Y'all just skim through it. I don't. Literally say, I don't. If you want me to respect this mulatto,

that's a wild line. You've got to give me something to respect. You lost Charlo on mulatto. You lost me. Let me tell you something. You definitely lost it. You definitely love. When you said that, I'm like, all right, we got to keep an eye on this guy.

We got to keep an eye on this guy. He's got another interview coming soon, too. With whom? I don't know. It's called Lost in Vegas. It might be out by the time we put this up. By the way, people act like I don't like Jay Cole. I don't dislike Jay Cole.

I swear to God. I don't dislike Jake Cole. Jay Cole's from the Carolinas. Come on, bro. And he can wrap his ass off. But man, these interviews have left me with more questions and answers. You want wrestling, bro. That's what you want.

You want Stone Cold. No, I want because the other thing, I don't even know if this is real. So now you're starting to question everything. That's all I'm saying. I don't even know if this is real. You're saying that you believe that he's saying these things because it's a more likable position to take? I think that whenever Jay Cole experiences any type of backlash,

he is the type of person that will say what he feels like everybody wants him to say in order to just feel that acceptance. Yeah. You understand what I'm saying? Yeah. Like that's what I think he does. That's my personal opinion. His next song is going to be just all about showing me.

No, it's not. Listen, I like Cole. I really do. I've just got questioned. Why can't I question things? Who's saying you can't? Do these interviews to be questioned. Why can I question?

Would you be mad if Kendrae spoke out and just like, I did this rap because blah, blah, blah, blah. If I did what? I did this or this record. She didn't think of that. She didn't think about it. I just said it. She didn't think of all true. No, I said if he came out with some interview with Apple.

and discussed his this record with Drake, would you feel a type of way? I don't want to see Kendrick do that with Drake. If Kendrick did any interviews, I already said, I want to see Kendrick sit down with DJ head, you know. Ooh. Glass is Malone.

Cool. If Kendrick did any interviews, I want him to do nothing but West Coast interview. Yeah. Initially. Like, you see how Cole, Coles did four different interviews. I don't want to see him do nothing with West Coast interviews initially. And then maybe, you know,

outside and do something different. But I want him to, I want him to sit down and talk to people who actually know him from the beginning because I still think there's a lot of mystery around Kendrick Clamore. But that's good. It's great. Mystery is good. I agree. In a time where we know everything about every person and every person has an Instagram, a Twitter, a podcast, and they're constantly oversharing, not knowing things about people becomes currency and value. Now, it's hard to get people's attention without them knowing things about you. But if you manage to pierce through, and you may just somehow get their attention and you can pull away.

My dream interview for Kendrick, honestly, would be Kendrick Lamar and Debbie Brown. And the reason it would be Debbie Brown is because, who's my good sister, Debbie Brown, she's from L.A., you know, she grew up in hip-hop radio, right?

And she's known guys like Kendrick from the beginning. She's interviewed Kendrick before. She's the one who put me on to Kendrick when I first went out to L.A. in 2006. 2007 like she's the one who put me on the Kendrick and her conversation would be uh would be high level enough that it would pull the things out of Kendrick that I actually want to hear because I want to hear the Kendrick that missed did Mr. Morrell and the big stepper because the Kendrick that did Mr. Morale and the big step or that level of Kendrick is the

Kendrick that was able to psychologically pick apart Drake. Everybody forgets meet the gram. Go listen to Meet the Graham. That's a person that's done a lot of work on their self. Even Euphoria, but go back and listen to Meet the Graham. That's a person who did a lot of work on themselves and was able to psychologically pick apart Drake because he can see where Drake needs to do work on himself as a man. You listen to all them ditch records.

They all were like that. Where's the boy? I mean, where's the man? Because all I see is, what do you say? Where's the boy? I see the boy, but where's the man? Because I ain't seen him yet. You know what I mean?

Like, sit like that. Like, oh, it's like, oh, he's in this motherfucker head. You need to do some ayahuasca to separate yourself from your ego. Like, it's like, oh, he's in his head. Devi and Kendrick can have the conversation that I think I would personally like to hear from Kendrick at this point. Those two guys spent a lot of time thinking about each other. That's great. By the way, you think that when you go to war with somebody, you don't?

No, no. Let America put boots up. on the ground in Iran. Don't let them. Don't let them. Don't let them. But if they did, guess who's been preparing for that for the last 20 plus years?

Yeah, right. Okay. Okay. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. You've got to be ready for war at all time. You got to know who your opponent is. That's right.

That's right. Like right now, Jay Cole's opponent is microphones. When he's like, but you got to know who your opponent is. Because if you don't know who your opponent is, you'll sit down in front of these microphones and be confused. and we'll be like, well, when is this war going to be? Why don't we get a J. Cole, Charlamagne, the God breakdown? The black, you do it in black and white.

That's Milato. Ha! Let's pay some bills. Damn. I didn't show you all the other Asian. What is up with you? Taylor, let us see the girls' teeth fall out. They don't want us to respect this.

Show us, show us the girls' teeth falling out. Let's see the Asians. Miss Thailand contested. T. Fall Out live on stage. Oh, shit. And then she just a little cute model up and forget about it. They don't got good veneers in Thailand?

No, bro, come on. Wait, you got to hear her voice out. They don't got good veneers in Thailand, y'all? Why don't you don't got good veneers in Thailand, man? I don't know. Other shit they're focused on, man. Why don't you don't got good veneers in Thailand? Island, man.

Because you're not going there for the teeth, man. Going there for something else. You're going there to get poked. Oh. Nah. Oh, my God. Let me say I said it. Oh, no. Chris, you got your people.

Yeah, look, can we pay some bills like we wanted to 10 minutes ago, Taylor? This was crazy. That's crazy. You're always talking about it. I don't know what Chris did to you, yo. But just stop Asian hate. All right. announcements what we got has a Kyle Walker. Yo, Rhode Island. Thank you so much, man.

Did you go to Irrigal's Biscuit? I didn't, man. I didn't. I didn't. We were there. We were there quick, bro. It was in and out. But thank you guys so much, man. It felt great to just be back on stage in Nashville. Thank you guys so much. So that was, that was really awesome. And I'm going to be putting out, I think we'll be announcing like a few shows soon. I think we'll announce in like a few clubs in the near future. So stay tuned to that. I'll probably post on my Instagram. or something about it.

And yeah, get on those quick. But thank you guys so much, man. That was fucking awesome. Feels great to be back. Feels great. I want to tell everybody that Arsenio Hall's memoir, Arsenio is available everywhere. You buy books right now.

Okay, go out there and grab a coffee, man. It is one of the greatest entertainment memoirs I've ever read in my life. If you are a fan of, you know, just 90s, Hollywood, if you grew up in the era where you remember what Arsenio Hall meant to coach you. Believe me, you have very. no idea what that man had to do to move this culture that we love forward, man. So go pick up Arsenio Hall's memoir, Arsenio.

It is available everywhere you buy books right now, courtesy of Black Privile, publishing, Simon & Schuster. A lot of press today, I noticed. New York Times profile and New Yorker profile. Listen, it goes back to what we talk about when it comes to being mysterious. Arsenia Hall is 70 years old, and he don't really talk a lot. There's not too many long form Arsenio Hall. you can find. I can think of a Vlad TV one.

He did Breakfast Club and Coming to America, too, came out. He did it via Zoom. Other than that, you can't really find too many, you know, long-form arts in your hall interview. So the fact that he has a book out, and he's really telling us, this is a real memoir from start to finish, the beginning, middle, and, you know,

where is he at currently in his life, man. I hope the younger generation takes interest in his life. He will. You know why? Tell me. Because the people who have the platforms now know what he means. So he's doing Rogan. You know what I mean? Arsenio was almost like podcast before podcast in that.

Absolutely. His show became an incredibly disruptive force for introducing people to the mainstream. 100%. And I don't think it was expected to do that in its inception. I think people were like, oh, this is going to be a cultural thing and just a cultural watch it. but it broke out in this massive, massive way. Well, you know what he did?

What do you do? He introduced the culture to the mainstream? Yes, because the culture was growing at the same time. Hip-hop culture was growing at the same time. But it was just this amazing disruptive force, and I hope that our generation has interest in that because of the role that he played. I don't even know if he's credited in a lot of ways.

I think we understand it in that impact, but when you look back at the impact of the culture, and how it becomes mainstream and how it becomes consumed. And not only becomes mainstream, but like, it became, it's very rare that things are mainstream and cool. Yeah. And that's something that, like, Black American culture has been able to do that is very difficult.

Like, usually what makes things cool is that they're rebellious and not mainstream. And for a very long period of time in American history, black culture has maintained being dominant culture while out, without being corny. That's because every single time there's a new rapper that comes out, like a new fresh rapper, right? Like you had your snoops and then, you know, later on you'll have a DMX, then you'll have a 50-cent. They're all new. It's fresh and they're rebellious in their own right.

Exactly. Anyway, it's just a, I've always found them to be like a fascinating figure and I just hope that young people are curious about it. Well, it's going to be hard to avoid them. As Chris just said, you know, you got the New Yorker. You got the New York Post. New York Times already did a big article. New York Times gave him a great review. He's doing everything.

He's doing Conan O'Brien. He's a friend podcast. He's doing Good Morning America. He's doing, you know, Colbert. He's doing The View. He's doing Rogan. He's doing Breakfast Club. He's doing the dedication.

He's doing everything. Yeah. That's Arsenio fucking Hall, guys. Yeah. Like, that's Arsenio fucking Hall. Okay? When you are that type of cultural institution, people want to sit down and talk to.

Also, you just want to hear the stories. Oh, my God. Man. Yeah. Wait. I'm not even joking. I know I'm biased. because I'm publishing it and because he's, you know, an entertainment idol of mine.

This is one of the best entertainment memoirs I've ever read in my life. And I can't wait for other people to read it. I mean, people I've seen reviews, but I can't wait for other people to read it because I know I'm probably too close to it just because I love Arsenio Hall and have always loved Arsenio Hall. So I'm just so eager to hear his story. So I was so eager to read his story. But I'm telling you this book does not disappoint.

I read The Times in the New York article. I think the thing that kind of stood out is he says he's a real introvert, right? He is like a really quiet, not confident, you know? He basically says that whoever you saw on TV was me projecting who I wanted to be and the second the cameras are often a much quieter

kind of scared, you know, like, and it took him a long time to kind of. Build up that courage. Yeah, which was interesting to me. Because you got to remember, the other thing about his legacy is So when he does it, it's all right, but when Cole does it. I believe the one Arsenio doesn't

because Arsenio's never said he was the best and Arsenio ain't running and sit in front of microphones and tell us how humbly is. I'm fucking with you. But yeah, that is a cool thing and I think it

yeah, I'm very excited just for, what is it? Like sometimes, you know, entertainers have been in the business forever. And haven't gotten their just due. Well, I think he's gotten his, to us,

but I think that there's sometimes a resurgence late in their careers. Yeah. There's this like reminder. You go, maybe as we get older, we feel like a little touch of nostalgia, like we want it. And then there's this reminder. You go, whoa, yeah, that guy. That was the dude. And it would be really cool if that happens.

You also got to remember how many other, this is all happened in the era where the late night talk show was the preeminent interview show. Yes. They put a ton of money into Magic Johnson, I remember, having a late night. late night. I remember. Yeah, after, Arsenio. Was it after? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Howard Stern, I think had one at that time. I don't recall. Joan River, like,

there was a whole slew of, like, big names that they really hyped up as the one who were going to, like, inherit the throne. He was the one who kind of... He was never with a network. I thought he was on... He was never with a network. Like, you know how, like, Leno was with NBC? Yeah. Carson and Leno was NBC. Then it was the whole CBS thing, and they got in the late night, and they had... on. Was it syndicated? He was syndicated.

He was literally syndicated. So you could buy him and put him wherever you wanted to put him. He wasn't with him. I thought he was with Fox all those years. I thought Fox had really invested into late night before. So like in some cities he was in Fox. That's right. Cities he was on a different show. Wow. That's right. Even more interesting that he was able to cut through that way.

That's right. But he cut through because of culture. Yeah, yeah. He cut through because of culture because who he was choosing to put on his platform. But yeah, shout out to Arsenio. Go get the book. Arsenio. The memoir is available everywhere you buy. now. And the fourth annual Black Effect Podcast Festival is happening Saturday, April 25th, and Atlanta, Georgia at Pullman Yards. Drink Champs is going to be on that stage. Reality with

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It's a live calling show. I want to hear from you guys. So yeah, that's A.M. Mornings on YouTube. What else we got, Taylor? Ooh, Olympic Committee bars, transgender athletes from women's events. I don't know how big of a deal this is. Right. Whoa.

Because I don't know how many transgender athletes were even participating in these women's events. Well, if they're allowed to, wouldn't it be all? on? So one? No, like, if they were allowed to compete in the women's events, wouldn't it just be all trans? Oh, I'm saying, but they barred transgender athletes from women's events, but was there an influx of transgender athletes?

No. Participating in these women's events, that's what I'm out. I think the one is like the boxing, the girl won for boxing. Oh, yeah, you got to be it. But technically, she's not trans. Oh, yeah, by what? By what? Like something about her blood that it has.

both genes or whatever like the XX and the X Y but cromazons are chromosomes yeah is it chromosomes but she was born a woman technically I don't want to talk about this like technically she's not trans is all I don't want to talk about it all right it's just doomsday is coming out and if you know if you watch Avenge's Dooms Day in Avengers Dooms Day you know the X men are in Avengers Dooms Day yes and they're talking about how they're going to make the mutants introduced the mutants to the MCU. And so it might have been something because of the snap.

The snap created some type of radiation that activated the X gene. Obviously. That exists. That's it. That already existed within the mutants. Have you guys noticed that the trans conversation doesn't even exist anymore? Huh? No, they're trying to bring it back.

Are they really? Yeah. But for a while, we weren't even talking about it at all. Yeah, but the midterms is coming up. Oh, so the election's coming up. Yeah, Republicans got to get something to it. De trans boogie man woman thing, it ain't going to work no more, man.

Boogie person. The boogey they. The trans boogie them. The trans buggy them. The trans boogie them. The trans boogie them. The trans boogie them. That ain't going to work.

Transition us out of this fucking war. The trans, yeah, the trans boogie didn't make it going to work. Let's do some masking idiots, tail. Hold on. Speaking of the war. Okay, okay. I wanted, did you see you got shout out by Professor Zhang? No way.

Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. Charlemagne. Why are you ain't sending me this, Chris? You're an English-lit graduate, and you're not a professor. I know it's your YouTube moniker, but you're a high school teacher. You're not actually a professor. Right.

So when I went to Yale, I was actually a math and physics major. I was declared a math and physics major, but the Yale English department was a very strong and so I switched majors. So I have actually both a math background as well as an English background. That's why my system analysis can seem strange to people. Because I'm combating a multidisciplinary approach to my thinking. Yeah. And I'm not a professor.

I'm not a professor. But I never said I was a professor. It's the internet who called me professor. Hold on, hold on. You don't call yourself Professor Jiang on your YouTube channel. I do now. But when I first started out, if you go way back to my early, matter when you first started out. You do call yourself Professor Jag and you're not a professor.

Look, look, there's a guy on the next quote who calls himself the God. Have you interviewed him yet and asked him why he calls himself the God? I think I'm good friends with a radio host called Charlemagne the God, but no one actually thinks he's a God. People actually think you're a professor. Oh, wow. All right, let's give that some context. That's a nice bite. What were they beefing over? It sounded contentious. So that was Professor. This is what this is what Chris has been saving his I know I was like, he got a small gas sink and he's ready to go all this.

All right, give it to us, Chris. And by the way, based off the stateway we just did, he can identify as whatever he wants to identify. Thank you. Okay. Thank you. We'll continue, Chris. All right, so Professor Jiang,

if I'm saying it correctly, I'm probably not, has been one of these voices, let's say, that's really emerged on the internet as a commentator on the war in geopolitical. situations and what the he practices the game theory he's a believer in the game he also predicted this almost exactly yeah there's also a lot of questions as we can tell and that was medic hasan

he was talking to this is this is j coleman i don't think that chris dislikes this guy watch watch but every time i bring him up he's got a little something to say about let it cook let it cook you don't know how right you are you don't know how right you are go go go go go I don't see it. What did he do? Yeah, we need Chris. I don't like him. I didn't say I didn't like him.

I seen you stuff on him and you always got a little shit. I just said I put a little asterisk next to his name. You do, you do. I put a little asterisk next to his name. Yeah. So he's in China right now, mainland China. He had been kicked out in mainland China by the Chinese government for being a spy. And then he went to Toronto where he became known as...

You know for a fact that he was kicked out? He talks about it in this interview. And he has a... reason why it happened. It was a misunderstanding, essentially. Of course. But this is a very interesting interview because to me, a large part of the interview was Medi Hassan trying to get Professor Jiang to basically admit that he's a mouthpiece now for the Chinese government, that he's pushing a Chinese agenda because why else would they let you back in after you've already been kicked out, right? And now you're free to say whatever you want where everyone else in China is incredibly

censored. Why all of a sudden do you have this microphone that can't be shut off? And what is his response? His response was, well, the reason they're not censoring me is because I'm not talking to a Chinese audience. They only care about what a Chinese audience ingest. I'm speaking to Americans, and that's not something that the Chinese government's concerned about. Well, what does he say about China? Because I don't think China would censor him saying things about other countries if they were potentially advantageous to China. Well, so of course, Medina San presses him on that. And then his response is like, well, China just wants peace in the situation.

That's all that China really wants. Oh, no. Did Medi get him? I don't think Medi got him, but he was circling him. Did he put him in a Chinese finger trap? What's that? Well, Medi also, this is what was interesting to me, too. Medi comes after him for being anti-Semitic.

What? He's anti-Semitic? That was Medi's point. And it got very much into the weeds of this pant. you might be familiar with the term. I can't remember it. Pan-Judeica, are you familiar with? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Greater Israel? Right, so he's trying to pin him on a pan-Judeca argument. And I thought the professor did a pretty nice job kind of bobbing and weaving and not getting pinned down on anything. But I've enjoyed his commentary. I would say that. Could ask a question?

What would make him a Chinese spy? Because the only reason I know him is because he was right about the things that he predicted. you are not listening just that way. No, no, no, I'm just saying I was listening, but why would people think

he's a Chinese spy? Because he was kicked out of... He was kicked out for being a spy, then let back in, so the idea is he would be a double agent. But what would I'm saying, what would he be doing to America?

He's literally done nothing but predict exactly the bullshit we got nothing. Well, he's, his overall message is that America's entered into a situation it can't get out of and that this is going to be

a big problem for America. Yeah. But, I mean, who hasn't said that? Well, He's predicting that America is going to lose this war. Oh, who haven't said that? I ain't heard nobody said we can win this shit.

I don't know if that's the... I mean, he has predicted. I know, I'm sure he was going to win. That he was going to choose Vance or... No, his thing, he's... Trump was going to choose... J.D. Vance? No, no, the woman from...

No, no, he said either one. He said Jady Vance or... Niki Haley. But it was either or. Oh, okay. Oh, I decided it was... I didn't have heard the Niki Haley Haley. He said we were going to go to war with Iran.

and that there would be boots on the ground. I think those are his big. And all these things seem to be true. Yeah. I mean, that's what I'm saying? What is he done that's so Chinese spyish is whatever? Well,

what I think is interesting about him is that and reason why he's galvanized so much support online. And it also could be like clip farmed. And, you know, they could be putting a lot of money and making sure that his messaging is going everywhere and who is they, I don't know. Right.

But it just so happens that there are a lot of Americans that also feel this sentiment. They're like, why the hell are we going into this war? How is this advantageous to us? We're just going to lose a lot of money, potentially American lives, like, what the fuck is going on? But to your point, which is like if this is to the benefit of China that the American sentiment is this, what is to the detriment of China? Which is probably America having a controlling interest in the oil coming out of Iran, right?

Right. The U.S. being in control of the straits and China having to pay a toll or a fee, or at least having some. some sort of impasse. Yeah. The other thing about this guy is he's very into secret societies, apparently. And that's another thing that people point out. I find it interesting just to- He's a black Israelite.

Yeah. Okay. Nine of. Okay. A yellow Israel. He's that. Don't do it. What?

Can I, on that point, though, I will say something interesting. I follow a guy, I forget his full name Jerry. He's a Nigerian guy who's in China and speaks fluent Mandarin, goes around China, and not in the big cities, but in rural areas, and people are shocked to see him. They've never seen an African before in person, and they're always coming up to him and asking, or at least this is what he posts, you know,

is your skin real or you dirty, like, you know, in not a racist way, but in a purely, like, inquisitive way. Yeah. I really can't believe it. He says, no, I was born this way. my skin is this color, you know, what color is your skin? And the Chinese people always say they're white, which is interesting to me.

And he says, no, no, no, you're yellow. And they're like, no, we're white. That is interesting. We've never heard Asians say that. I think we're the only country that calls people yellow. And I'm not even talking about Asians. I'm talking about even like with light skin people, beige people, waffle color.

You know what I'm saying? Like, we're the only ones that do that. That's interesting. So the Chinese think they're white. But I don't think they think they're white in the American sense. Just skin tone. But to them it's white. If you were to ask, you know, and he always talks to little kids, which is interesting because they're the most kind of like honest about it.

And they look at their, you know, he says, what's your color? And they look at their hands and they go, I'm white. I mean, they're right. Yeah. Yeah. It's not like they're walking around here looking like canaries. Yeah. You know, I'm just saying it's true, though.

Like they're not yellow. Yeah. Why the fuck do we even say that? But you're also not black. Yeah, I guess. I'm brown. You're brown. You're brown. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember questioning that. Say again? When I was a kid, I remember questioning my mom, like, why are they called black? I'm clearly brown.

Oh, my daughter say that now. They understand why they get called black, but they're like, but we're brown. Yeah. Yes, they totally get that. This isn't really white. I mean, it's close to white, but. Yeah. But the thing I were, we were rounding up. The thing I don't understand about the professor guy, it's like, if he's in mainland China, I thought they're not allowed to use YouTube.

So he's talking about VPNs and all this shit and he has an answer for everything. But wouldn't China like, as popular as he is, they were ghetto? Wouldn't he get him? Yes. Of course. So he is like Professor Jen.

I'm watching. No, but of course they're aware of what he's doing and the messaging has to be. Now, it doesn't mean that the message is inauthentic to him, but the government must feel that this messaging also is beneficial. It's their agenda. They take a billionaire tech CEO,

they'll lock him in a fucking basement for a month. They're not going to let him throw up YouTube videos on an app that doesn't exist in China if they're not okay with him. Oh, okay, all right. Videos that are getting a lot of traction. Huge traction, massive star, like, absolutely. So of course there's,

and what is he, he doesn't go? Like, obviously they're aware and they like this messaging. He doesn't say that. He's trying to say because the audience is Western and not in China, their only concern is the type of information that goes out to Chinese people.

They don't care about Western, which is probably fairly disingenuous, to your point. Yeah, right, as both. Well, but the interesting thing is Charlemagne, why not just be honest, you're on his radar. Oh, yeah, of course, sure. But like, why not- that clip?

I will. Why not just be honest, though? Why not just be like, I guess the Chinese government likes what I'm saying? Like, it doesn't change the fact that this is what I believe. Well, because I think part of the reason his brand is resonating is it because he seems to be an independent thinker, right? And he's just parroting a storyline that's beneficial to China.

But don't we assume that with everything that comes out of China? Like if there's state-sponsored media coming out of, or not even state-sponsored, if there's like a Russian YouTuber that's popping off, like Putin's not going to let that happen? I'm more concerned about the American people that would be pushing propaganda for other countries. Oh, talk to us. No worry. Oh, it's coming out? Be patient, guys.

Oh, it's coming out. Be patient. Oh. Yeah, like, I didn't think that until right now. So now I'm questioning what Professor Jang is putting out. I think nobody, I think you never thought about it. Well, I think you never question things that match what you feel. Like, when something meets you at what you're feeling, you're like, oh, yeah, that must be right.

Because I feel it and this person is saying it. When things go against what you feel, you start looking for different, ways to discredit that person. No, I had the opposite reaction. Oh, really? I saw this video. I was like, I like what this guy's talking about. But is he?

And then I started doing some research and I was like, Hmm. Interesting. Go fuck with him. Let's do some asking idiots, man. Let's do it. Because Chris is in here hating on a professional. There's only to be one smart Asian.

It's crazy. It's kind of crazy, yo. But I will say, bro. I will say Chris is the first person to say, I don't think this guy is a real professor. I was sending Chris some clips to him and he was like, I don't even think this guy's a real professor. I was like, damn, okay.

And Chris was right. Kindlewick Comedy says, what video game cheat code would y'all want in real life? Easy call. Up, up, down, down, left, right, select, start, AB. 99 lives? 30. How many lives?

30 lives, I believe. What's the Contra one? That's Contra one. That was it. I thought that was 99 lives. No, it's 30. You get 30 lives. You had a contra code.

You had up, up. down, down, left right, left right, B.A. It gives you 30 extra lives instead of the default three. What a game, Contra was. Contra was so fire. You wouldn't change much, though. Even if you had more than one life, bro, you wouldn't

live reckless. No, no, not even that. Like, what is, like, turbo would be fire. Be able to use turbo? I'm not gassing you. Like, go faster. I'm not gassing you. What game was that?

Bad in, any NBA-TK? Oh, no, no, I wouldn't want to go faster. I don't think life is lived the best fast. You don't even know what I'm saying. Just like, you can just run faster. You can just run faster. You can just run faster. You can just run a fast.

You have ten. But what's not a track star? Fuck, you're in a fastball. As Taylor. That's what wrong with y'all in New York. You're all going to go. As Taylor if I'm from track. You know, New Yorkers always want to move fast for no reason.

Exactly. Like what reason? When I'm playing paddle, I'll be a foo boom, and I get there. Oh, see, that's different. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Nah, you'd be better off with, like, night crawlers powers. To just, yep. Yeah.

Right now, the ball is every single motherfucking time. Oh, that would be fire. Being able to disappear and then reappear in another place. Yeah, that's not what I'm interested. Because then you're avoiding the TSA, you're just going to vacation, you're going to meet, that would be amazing. But then your whole family would have to have those powers. They've got to come with me if you hold them.

Yeah, that'd be fire. That's great. But do you think it takes away some of the enjoyment you get when you travel someplace? Because now you can just be anywhere. It does. And I'm fine with that. Yes. If we could cut travel with travel, travelism.

Also expensive. Once you have a family, five people, it's like, yo. Man, thank God the TSA workers got paid this week. You know what I'm saying? And then I was talking to some of them when I flew in the day and they was telling me that they only got two of the paychecks that they were supposed to get. I think they're supposed to get three since this five-week period. period, they got two. So they say two-thirds of what they were supposed to get. So the thing I don't get, how can he just make an executive order to pay? So every time we have a government shutdown,

why having presidents just be like, executive order is my way out of it. I don't know. I don't know why every time we have a government shutdown, the motherfuckers and the government are the ones that shouldn't get paid. The Congress people, the lawmakers are the ones that shouldn't get no motherfucking money. Why do we keep doing this to everyday working people who make our world go around? It is mind-boggling. The lawmakers can't get no money, but they wouldn't even give a fuck all the money. making them. No, but there might be some of them. Right.

There might be some of them, and enough of them that it might be influential. Put some pressure. I 100%, I have 100%. If regular everyday workers aren't getting paid, Congress not getting paid. Shouldn't you pay? What do you think people in Congress get paid? Monthly? Look that up.

Monthly, biweekly, whatever. I mean, it's just a check at the end of the day. How often do government workers get paid? It's a government job. I often do lawmakers in Congress get paid legally. Right. At that under the table money. You paid twice a month, semi-monthly.

And their annual salary is typically 174 grand per year. And you know what else? 24 paychecks a year. First and 15 for each month. No security for them while this is shut down. A lot of them don't have it now, though. A lot of them have to pay outside security.

Good. Even more. Now you've got to pay outside security. Like, we've got to strip things from them because right now they're playing with other people's lives. And I thought it was good last week. I don't know if every airline did it, but there was some airports

or maybe it was airline. that wouldn't let lawmakers, you know, use the perks they usually use. Like, they had to get- Readers. Yeah. TMZ was saying take pictures of them if they're traveling. Word up. Fuck all that.

Well, to be fair, Lindsay Graham was photographed at Disney World this week. He didn't have any security record. Really? I mean, he was running up on Mr. Burns. That ain't nobody. Well, they might. No, nowadays in this era. But would you even know Lindsey Graham if you saw him on the screen?

It's all over the internet. Really? People are very interested by this. Interesting. Who is he there with? Nobody to you. Oh, interesting. Mickey.

Oh, he's definitely a Mickey fan. He's definitely a Mickey guy. He wants that. Mickey. You don't want to be nowhere near many. Uh-uh. Mickey! Nah, he's probably more goofy.

Goofy's a little sweet. You think goofy's sweet? Yeah. Why do you got to give the dope? Why you got to just give the recipe away? Why we can't just... We're just playing. You know what I'm just making?

Cring a little sugar. I'm just being a gringlingle of little sugar. Can he come like... You know what me? You know what, though, Lindsay Graham did say he was excited for Iceman. I bet he is. I bet that's his favorite character, Bobby Jerry. He can't wait for that Iceman movie to come out, bro.

Real Be Smooth says you wake up one day missing one sense. Which sense would you rather lose and why? Smell. I could go. I could probably go without smell. But doesn't smell fuck with your taste? But I'm assuming it doesn't. I'm assuming those are separate.

So I don't have smell, but I still have taste. I could go through life. That might even be an advantage. What sense would I... Common. Common. Common. That's not.

Common. Do you really need common sense? No. That's not one of the... Does common sense really get you anywhere, guys? No. Like, nobody cares about common. Common sense, nobody gives a fuck no more.

Okay? We've been saying common sense ain't common for you. There is no... No value to common sense. Zero. Is it really? I feel like it's a lot of value. It's value as a human being.

Nobody in this room has it. But not in entertainment. Everything you got to say got to be uncommon. Taylor, you think you have common sense? Yeah. Taylor. You come to my child, my family, yeah. Oh.

But outside of that, Lou. That's not fair. What's not fair? Yeah, you can't. You can't use that. Just got in with Motherhood. Yeah, come on. You've been a mother for two seconds.

How long have you been to be a mother for two seconds? How long have you been to be in a fair? mother. Oh, okay. Whoa. Whoa. What? You don't give a fuck how many kids you got. I am a mother. I am a mother. Everybody in this room is a mother and father. It took a mother and father to make you. So you think you just are mom? We're not about to do this right now. I am a mother and father. You are not a single mother. You are using what single mother's use. The ingredients it took to make me was a mother and father. I'm not a single mother. I'm saying you're I am, you're not a mother and father. I am a mother and father.

I am a, Chris, you're not a mother and father? Of course. I am a mother and father. You all I call parents, okay, but. You're a mother and father. Don't do that. You are. You are a mother and father.

You're made of a mother and father. You're a mulatto when it comes to that. Yes. Like honest. Yes, you're going to respect this mom. I was created. Yes, I was created by a mother. You're going to respect this mother.

By my mother and my father. But I am a mother and father. We're not going to act like. I am a mother and father. You're ridiculous. By the grace of God, as a beautiful wife, we all have beautiful wives.

We have a beautiful wife. We could take that role, but if I was a single mother and father, you would be a mulather. Either. I could do both. I hate you. That's so much.

We know what it's like to be a mom. This is crazy that you don't want to respect our mothers. You're going to respect this. You're going to respect this for mother. That's what we are. We're for mothers. We're for mothers.

It's true. We're starting a new thing. For mothers, stand up. For mothers. For mothers. We are for mothers. Okay. Father and mothers mixed.

That's what we're made out of. That's right. There's nothing we could do about it. We didn't choose this life. That's right. We are five mothers and you're going to respect us as for mothers. Okay. And Patrick is a for mother.

Shout out the big team. So y'all carry a child for almost 10 months. Even more. Even better. Y'all better. Y'all better. Y'all better. You don't know, I can't.

You did that alone? We've, we've, uh, yeah. Wow. Wow. What? Big P had nothing to do with it. I didn't say that. Did he carry the child?

No. We carried. Wow. We've been carried. Like, why do you know what it's like to carry? We've been in there. Listen, we know what is flying. I'm not taking away the physical aspect of carrying the baby for my for nine months.

But you think mentally you did that alone? Oh, no. You think emotionally you did that alone? dead alone. A husband got a carry a pregnant woman. You know, it's like to carry a pregnant woman for 10 months? That's what a husband got. You think Big P didn't have to deal with Jewish shenanigans? I saw a study the other day that said women's hormones are only normal like three days out of a month.

Thank you. Thank you. I've been said this. Look it up. I'm not even joking. I read this shit. Three days. I read a study that said a woman's hormones are only normal. Almost three days out of the month. Okay. So that's what we got to deal with. I think three is a lot. The deal with is crazy because y'all are not in it like how we are, though.

Y'all not, y'all not every day in our minds and our bodies carrying a time. Someone got to make sense. We're with you. So you don't think I'm. Hey, as for mothers. You got to make sense. Why would I? As for mothers, we're with you every day making sense.

Of all the craziness Since the year. 27 days out of the year. God chose this. One of us is going to be crazy and the other one is going to be able to deal with it. Am I lying? How many, what does he say about hormone?

That's shit. Three days out of the month. Y'all are sounding like what they're trying to banning Olympics. The hormones are abnormal. Yeah, they're abnormal. No, I'm saying they're not abnormal. They are abnormal.

Three days out of the month. Two of those days of pay. day. That's really the only thing that calms y'all down. The third day, I don't even know where that comes out of. God damn. I just asked Chad GPD, when are women's hormones normal? There isn't one single moment when women's hormones are normal. Because they're supposed to... What would Chad GPD know? He's a robot. I'm just telling you, man. Well, you know what? You know why he knows? Because he got to deal with crazy-ass women type of shit into him on. Damn. So he knows.

Better than anything. Why can't we be in this together? Because I'm not about to, you're, it's about to be a fight with transgender. That's what it sounds like. What the fuck? What the fuck? You know what? Say out to tell.

Don't want to lose a bomb for Taylor fucking gang. Okay. Shout out the Taylor Maga hate. All right. Tell us then when all hell fails, blame transgender. Trans and Asians. Oh my God. See you in the agenda.

I'm going, man. I just can leave now. Tell her we love you. Taylor, we love you. As always. We'll never expect you to know what it's like to be a for mother. We'll never expect you to know, all right? But we'll be with you this whole time.

We know what you're going through. But we'll never expect you to know what to carry the weight of your whole family and your wife. Oh, my God. It's a lot. As always. Look how tired we are. Right now. Look how tired we are right now.

And we're not off. You're a my father. You don't want to accept it. You just want to be one. You deny it. Where for mothers, you're a my father. Yeah. Embrace it.

Embrace your identity. The yang. You aren't embracing the totality of who you are. Please embrace it. You're a my father. Before it's too late. Before it's too late, you got to embrace the fact that you're a fucking dad too. Yes.

You're a dad. You want to be a father? are a dom. What you want to be? Which one? Or a mad. You're a mad. You're a mad. Don't be mad. A mother dad. You can be a dumb, a dad, mom. Are mad. You know, you're mad. You know, me. What you want to be? Listen, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you think we're we're just a couple idiots, you know, no shit. You're right, too. It's a brilliant idiotist. Thank you for listening.