The Brilliant Idiots - Ye Old Fashioned

Episode Date: March 23, 2022

Charlamagne and Andrew are back with their usual but idiotic behavior and comments, while having an intervention on Wax about his relationship. But before any of that occurred, they get into what they thought was “positively brilliant” and who or what they they thought was “a f%cking idiot” this week starting with swimmer Lia Thomas. Next, they speak on the Trinidad rapper who lied about pulling up on comedian dl hughley about Kanye West, or in other words clout chasing. Afterwards they speak on the news report about the poor abandonment of a dog that may or may not be gay, and end the episode with some crazy “ask an idiot” questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Let's start the show Let's go baby Dudeo Herm is here. Big Wax. In the building. We are here another episode, another week of brilliant idiotness. Do you ever wear glasses while you do radio or a pod? No, I might have to, I might need glasses.

I'm at that age where I might need glasses. I definitely got to get braces. To see. Damn. Why are you getting braces? You're faithful. Your wife likes you. Yeah, but it's for other reasons.

It's not even just cosmetic. Like, I do this a lot. And I've always done it. And, like, my dentist was, because crazy enough, I hadn't gone to the dentist in, like, two years. Respect. I forgot, bro. I mean, it was COVID.

It was supposed to keep your mouth shut. And then once we got back into 2021, it was, like, learning the walk again. I wasn't thinking about shit like the dentist. And then, like, my wife hit me one day. She's like, yo, your breath stinks. Wow. That's why you got to have a real one around you, you know what I'm saying?

And I was like, shit. I thought about it. I was like, you know, I ain't have my teeth cleaned. And fuck, two years. So I went to the dentist, like, a week and a half ago. And my shit was. Fuck. Wufth.

Yuck mouth. Wow. Yucky. Wow. Fee. I mean, yeah. You brush your teeth for day. Like three?

Three? Three? It don't matter. You got to get your shit clean. Yeah. And then like, so I got my shit clean. And then, um, I've been supposed to get braces. Because like the way my jaw is, I'll keep clicking my.

And I can lead the, she said TMJ or some shit like that. I forgot what the fuck is called. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm getting braces in the next couple weeks, actually. So much Joe. Too much jaw.

I'm gonna get the clear joints, though. And it makes you think, though, like, I know some of y'all teeth is fucked up. Like, there's people we know and they breath stink and, like, ooh, you think it's actually a team? Like, when the last time you got me to the dentist? No, I see.

What was the guy who's a very sweet guy, but he wrote the article about you? Who? For, I think, the Times or something like that. Oh, damn, my guy. I can't remember my guy. He's old, though. That don't count.

I mean, his breath smelled. It's crazy, bro. It was wild. He was the sweetest guy. it was fun, I'm glad he hung around. But, like, when in the elevator, it would get close. Yeah. Breathing in a fucking timber.

When you're that old, it don't matter, though. Huh? When you're that old and you got a big mustache? Maybe it was the stash. Maybe shit was getting caught in the stash and just rotting. I can see that. Yeah. And he tall, too, though.

Yeah. So for me, he got, I don't want to catch that. Oh, he was going right to my nose. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. My nose catches everything. When you left him to the dentist? Um, shit.

You didn't even get your teeth clean for your wet? No, I did. And I got my, I actually go to the dentist quite, not, I'm going to say frequently, but like I have a buddy who's a dentist. Well, that's not you been wax? It's about the same, like two years. My God. I'm keeping it real.

What do you want me to do? I remember one back in the day. This guy I told the girl, she already told her that. I did not tell her that. You know there's a lot of things that Charlotte did that I would never let him know. Because I want him to think he got me so he could like leave that chapter alone. So he'd try to do something. And I won't never let him know that I know the person did it.

Because everybody fuck with me too. Wow, blah, man. Go ahead. I'm telling him. No. A home girl, one of my home girls, the home girl pulled waxed aside and she kept the real one of them.

She's just like, yo, I think you need a root canal. He told her the fucking said. She called me right away like, I'm sorry, but Carleman told me to say it. I know. Who is Carleman?

Wow. Who is it? What's on your brain? What is on your brain? How is one hell of a pivot? Wow. Wow. Okay.

We call that a Freudian slip. Where is born? Who is Carla Maine? Yeah, who is Carla? What would you? Does that mean like your main is Carla? I think that makes sense. That makes sense, right?

That makes sense. What would you go to call her Maine for short? See. Wow. Wow. Shout out to Call of Maine. Yeah, real talk, Carla, man. If you're listening, there's no.

Someone's thinking about you. Somebody can't get you off the brain. Cannot. Wow. Screet. Wow. Okay. Carla May.

What's that laugh. You know what? That's a real one. Hey, man. We haven't been here five minutes. We got the name of the new podcast. I don't care. We don't talk about it.

No more this episode. I guarantee you when it comes out, it's going to say, Newberry Niz, Carla May. With a question mark. God bless. How was y'all week, though?

Good, good. I was in the city. I got to stay home. Oh, you did. You had a few days off. Yeah, great. I hung out with the wife, man. You miss New York?

I miss free time where, like, you know, I'm so fortunate that, like, I get to do what I love at the same time. You miss free time. Did you hit any of the club? Did you go to, like, the New York Comedy Club? No, no, I did nothing. I said, I'm taking the week off. Yeah, yeah. So this week I get back into it.

but I wanted the week off. Just hung out with the wife, went out to dinners. My wife ran the half marathon, so rooted her on for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was good. I felt like a civilian, man. I saw a flagrant two where you declared that you're going to be in the, what, the women's Olympic team? I retired, though.

Oh, you retired already. I was going to be a U.S. women's national swimmer, but I did retire. I'm happy to get some more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you feel about that? I think it's, I always thought it was ridiculous. I still think it's even more ridiculous now. I'm just shocked that now people are starting to say it's ridiculous.

Yeah. And there's no backlash for saying it's ridiculous. But it's been ridiculous. Yeah. I guess you needed a Mike Tyson to go to women's boxing and then you would say it's ridiculous. But we've seen, we've seen an MMA fighter, a trans MMA fighter crack a woman's skull. Like, come on. Yeah, there's an advantage.

I think there's a, there's a clear. Clear advantage. I think that's the issue. And though, you know what's interesting, though? It's like when trans athletes transition from from male to female, I'm like so convinced that that is how they identify as women. Because imagine you dedicate your whole life to one thing, which is your sport. And then you started taking hormones and shit that made you worse at your sport. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I love comedy way too much.

Like I couldn't transition to being a female comic and be less funny. Wow. Yikes. I don't agree. I don't know that. I don't know that's the other. I just couldn't do it. I think that's the only.

I just couldn't do it. I think that's one of the places where I have to stay here. I don't think there's no advantage to that, the comedy, you know. Yeah. There is no advantage to that. Yeah, I know some funny female comics. hilarious ones. Yes.

I know some terrible male ones. And I know some terrible female ones. Yes. Funny is just funny. Yes, that's true. But the swimming thing is interesting because when he, when she was competing as a man, she was like really low ranked, right? Actually, no, she was, when she was competing as a man, she was, she was good.

Like, she was good within the Ivy League thing. I thought she, I thought, like, I thought I read when she was ranked really low. I think she, they had a ranking, like, worldwide ranking. like 456, but within the Ivy League tournaments, she was capable. She swam for the Penn team. It must be a thousand people for something as good. I don't know exactly.

I don't know if that's global. I don't know what the number is. But she swam for the team. Like, you have to be very good to swim for a college D1. Yeah. You can't be whack. Like, so. I mean, listen, I just think it's ridiculous, but here's the thing,

I'm not going to fight. I'm not going to fight against it. It's really up to women. It's up to women. Where is born? If y'all are cool, that's the thing about, like, dudes. like dudes never cared about women sports usually. And it's really up to women.

And if women aren't saying shit about it, Hey. Who are we to come in? The only time I get upset, and it's not even upset, I see people complaining about things like scholarships getting taken away. You know what I'm saying? Prize money, things of that nature, you know. And so ladies, speak up.

I don't think equality means, uh, I don't think equality means erasure, right? What does that mean? Yeah. Like, if, if all things are equal, right, if you're, if you're saying, okay, you know, trans women should be able to compete because that's equality or inclusion, right? But what if women are being erased because of this inclusion? Yeah. You know what I mean?

Because there may be some type of physical advantage, you know what I mean? So it clearly is a physical. It clearly is. So women are being erased, you know, because of inclusion. Is that really inclusion? Is that equal? And what they'll say is that, like, she followed all the rules. Like, she did everything the NCAA requires, but they're still an advantage.

So they don't have the system down to, like, get her to the point where she can compete against these people on equal, or these women on equal playing field. But the thing that's interesting to me is that, like, you can't compete against the guys. There's no rule that says women can't compete against guys. There's only a rule that says men can't compete against women because, men have certain biological and physical advantages. That's why women's sports exists. Yes.

Literally women's sports exists because they wouldn't be allowed to compete at all because they're not physically gifted enough to compete against men. I felt bad when I had a couple of girls try to do football. And I'm saying, I just wouldn't hit them. I'm like, yo, bro, I'm not. That happened? Hell yeah. Every year.

Every year we get like a girl or something like that when to come on. Yeah. And I'm not hitting. Benedict? No, in high school. Oh. Did we have a girl at Benedict? Oh, we had the white boy that came. You know, a black college.

The white boy, he was like, it was good. And, um... What? Yeah. Do you consider him a girl? That's crazy, though. That's truly crazy, duh. But the girl, they had his phone on, dude.

That's racist. Yeah. I feel white chickens are offended. Yeah. Out of this whole conversation, nothing will get back last from. white kickers. You acquainted white kicking the women.

No, no, no, he was really good. He was our kicker. But, um, now, when she tried to come for high school, we were all looking around, like, who's going to hit her? Because she tried to play running back. And I'm like, no, you can't do that. I said, whoever hit her, you're fucked up.

Yeah, you're, that's wrong. I guess what I'm just trying to say is, like, you could compete with the men, because you already were on the team. You can transition it to a woman, identify as a woman. And there's no rule that says that that woman can't also compete against the men.

So identify as a woman, do anything that you want as a woman, but just keep swimming against the men. Yeah. Right? Like now granted, she probably became a slower swimmer because she's taking these testosterone blockers and that kind of stuff. So maybe she couldn't keep her seat on the team or whatever it is. But like, I don't know. It's just the only reason women's sports exists is because they can't compete against biological men. Is that okay?

Because she's altering her body, though, right? Say again. She's altering her body to make herself weaker or stronger. You still altering your body. I would like to know it. I don't know if this can be scientifically proven how much weaker does it actually make you? What, taking a...

Estrogen estrogen or testosterone blockers. Testosterone blockers. How much weaker does it actually make sure the science has figured it out, but like I think there's probably like base strength that you have and there's also like a bone density difference that like there's just certain advantages. Like we know there's certain advantages that men have.

You know what I'm saying? Like I never seen a woman like offer to put someone's luggage in the overhead bins. Never. Right? Like, it's always a guy. By the way, women don't take that no more. Oh, really?

No. Every time we be on the air, and it's to the point where it's like, I'm torn because I want to ask, but I've gotten so much pushback that it's like, I don't want anybody to get offended because I'm not trying to offend you by. Maybe last fight that happened.

I was like, no, I got it. I got it. I got it. I don't do that. If I have a connecting flight, I don't even ask. I just take their shit. The only people that let you do it is older women.

Yes. Old the women, older women let you do. It's their grandfathered then to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In fact, older women, once the flight is over, if you help them on it, they expect you. They don't know. They're right back down. I got you.

I'm with that. I'm with that. I'm with that. I'm with that. Now, I do think, and I really mean this, and I'm on record saying this before, one transgender woman per WNBA team. Ooh. I think that, I think that makes the league a lot more exciting.

Okay. I mean, there's no problem. It's already exciting. And it's been. There's no question. It'll make it more exciting. Because you won each one. That's right.

And I think basketball is a sport where, you know, with that, it's still an even playing field. Because it's not like Asia Wilson and them don't be busting ass out there. You know what I'm saying? Like, they'll bust your ass on the basketball. I think they'll bust their ass regardless. I think so, too. Yeah, for sure. I think there's plenty of guys I know Asia can beat in a basketball game.

But just one transgender woman per WNB 18. That would be fire. I think that's fire, yo. Yeah. That's going to bring tickets at least. That's what I'm saying. Hell, yeah. Because it really does, it baffles me when I hear all of these conversations about the pay difference with the WNBA and the NBA, when we know it's a strictly revenue and profit game.

Yes. It's really just that easy. That's it. Just look into the crowd. That's it. It's okay. So if you want WNBA players to make more money, then we got to start letting the WNBA make more money. The WNBA has to make more money, you know?

Now, is that a rasure? Is that taking away? It's 12 slots Raising one At a 13th You know what I mean At a slot The NFL really did

Add a fucking couple of games At a slot That's true At a player One transgender woman per team I think that's dope I think that'll make the league a lot It'll make the league very interested

Oh without doubt I mean everybody's talking about female swimming So six people on the court Nobody has ever cared about women's swimming Word is born yo Yeah I didn't even think about that until you said. I mean, trans are great for sports.

Women sports. Sports in general. You know what? If there was a woman who was born a woman and then transitioned into a man and played the shit on the dudes, you don't think we'd be talking about that, not a stuff? Well, she was a crazy running back with the...

Oh, man. Hell yeah. No, you're right. Trans are great for sports. You're right, you're right. I love that. I actually am waiting for the biological woman who transition into a man to dominate men.

That's the hero's journey. That's every Pixar movie. They kind of dominated us every day, though. Real talk. Yeah. They do a physical. They're still a patriarchy, right? I don't know what that is.

Of course, you know. That ended. That ended. That was like this over my head. Patriarchy is done. I'll tell you why they're still a patriarchy. Why? Because trans women who transition into trans men,

I don't even think they get considered, bro. Say what? They don't even get considered. We don't ever have conversations about trans men. girl being a man? Never. Yeah. What do you mean?

We've seen girls become dudes? Women that transition into men don't get any of the benefits of being a man. I haven't seen it. What are the benefits of being a man? You transition automatically you got to pay for shit, open all the fucking doors. Child support. I got all of respect for these girls. What you want to do that for?

You know what I got all over the eyeside? Come on over, yo. No respect to nothing? World War III starting? You want a transition right now? That's my dog. What in my line? Do we hear conversations about trans men? No, we don't hear, we don't hear enough.

We need to hear more. We don't, we laugh. We laugh. We laugh. We love. We love. We probably have their, uh, their beard or something like that. Probably you can laugh. They got better beers than me. I've seen some of these girls. They're nice.

They groomed the right way. They, I need whatever they're on. Testosterones. I need that. Or what's the other thing? Huh? Huh? What's the other thing they are?

Chitlins. No, the blister. What's the other thing they take it to not be testosterone? No, testosterone. estrogen is for women and testosterone is for men. Well, salute to all the trans community. Yeah. Yeah, like, I do agree.

Like, yeah. Yo, any, anytime you put trans in anything, it's popular. Because people pay attention to it. 100%. Put them in anything. No, you're right. No, you're right. Next season of your show.

Oh, you think, you think big fliggy flame ain't going to be on the show? That's what I'm talking about. Come on, man. Flame got me in trouble, man. For what? You were looking at them, thatis? No. Oh, you're doing?

No, man. She went to the show and just start talking crazy. What she's that? About, about, um, about, I'm not in a relationship and all this other type of shit. Well, stop talking so much. Yeah, you do. You talk too fucking much. Yeah.

So it was me? Yes. Yes. It wasn't you. I didn't tell Flame that. How'd you know? Maybe she found out from Carlemagne. She spoke to you.

You know. Flame spoke to you on the way into the building. I didn't tell her that. She was talking. tell me about Lunel, but I was like, okay, and she's know a lot of information. Yeah, she was like Lulnell. She was going to be so happy.

Wax is single. Ooh. What are you talking about? Like, where do you get this from? Oh, shit. Well, now that it is out there. I think we should talk about it. We got to talk about it.

I mean, we've been teasing it for weeks now, but we got to talk about it. Talk to them, Charlotte. Why you been waiting for same pants for three weeks in a row? Because I don't have nobody at home to feed. Because I have nobody at home to it. Excuse me. Why? Where are you staying now?

I'm still staying there. It's so crazy that it's... You are a homosexual. No. You know, it's crazy, man. It's been a year. And I'm about... You know, homosexual.

You know, that's hilarious, bro. All these people sleep on the streets. There are homosexuals everywhere. They've got to do something. I'm, um... Yeah. Don't point in me. Nah, that's on you, bro.

You went too far. No. I'm a real homeless people. I'm just saying. He's a homeless person. Got the same pants on. I'm homeless. I'm not really homeless, but.

What happened? Talk to us. What happened? Just God bless, man. You know, God put things in your heart and just ask you. We really not going to, we're really going to do this? Why are you going to waste your friends time? What are you talking about?

What are you to say? What are you doing? Tell us the truth. About what? About what? What? Carlamagne. No, I thought, I thought that I was going to, you know, do something in life.

And, you know, I think I'm too old-fashioned. I'm an old-fashioned guy. You know what I'm saying? There's nothing more old-fashioned than marriage. It might be the oldest institution. But that's what I'm saying. When you marry, you try to get like a traditional thing. You know what I'm saying?

When I think of marriage, I think of a traditional thing. Right now it's not so traditional, though, if you don't have the traditional partner. Kind of feels like you're gaslighting right now. Where it is born? I definitely. Yo, have you used that on your wife yet? Never. I'd be throwing that shit out every argument.

Oh, gaslighting? Oh, yeah. You're gaslighting right now. I do that to my daughter. Ooh. But do you have to say the light? No, no, she fucked me up the other day. I don't even know what that means.

I see you. Yeah. The only the only I do to say is gassing. Like, you try to gas me. Yeah. But who's the light from? Dugging me up. No, gasing me up.

It's bigging you up. Yeah, yeah. What's gas-legging? Gaslighting is, honestly, I don't even really know. Gas-lighting is when you- Kind of, right? But like it's-guise-meet. You try to gas-me-out.

No, it's like you make, I do something to piss you off, and then I make it seem like you were the one that caused me to do it. Gas-lighting is a colloquialism. Oh, boy, come on. Whoa. Colic, what is this?

Okay, loosely defined is-co-co-co-cox-me. Loosely defined. It's making someone question their own reality. Yeah. But the term may also be used to describe a person who presents a false narrative for another group are people which leads them to doubt their perceptions and become misled, disoriented, and distressed.

Taylor, I need you to go down there to get something for me. Hold on. I'm texting it to you. Yeah, gas lighting and gas in is probably the same thing. Maybe, but I want to get back to your marriage. So can we talk about this on a podcast right now? I guess so. I guess Redid put it out there and all those other type of stuff. Yes, the truth is,

I am a narcissist and I need to... Fuck words! We don't care about words here. Thank you. Okay. Coliqui-isim. You know what we're talking about. Narse.

He's a nurse. You know what the fuck he's talking about. You know what I'm talking about. I'm a narcissist. I'm a narcissist, baby. That's what I'm saying. I'm a narcissist and I'm fucking... I like traditional, you know, things that I don't think that was just there.

And it's all good. Like, no neglect by your bad person at all. Did the therapist say you're a narcissist? Um, not really. I got diagnosed by her. So are you in a relationship currently? Right now, I'm chilling. You know what I'm saying?

I just think that. I don't like this. Me neither, dude. I hate this. Guess what? I hate it too. I went to your fucking wedding, bro. You don't even know how down you've been, yo.

You think so? Yes, man, you look depressed. You're not moving the same. If you've been saying that, even after you're sick. Word is born. Wow. It's crazy. They've been asking if he was sick.

And you shouldn't live like, yes. Ask me if he's sick. Why? Because in my pants? I'm not. I'm like, why else? They're asking me. Like, do we go to, everyone comes to the gym with me or something and see what's going on?

Like, I think I'm okay. I just think we're all at the age where it's time to grow up. It's time to grow up. Oh, you're going to be this year? I'll be 39 years old. God. Can we talk about the scenario that got you here? I'm saying I just told you.

But can we have the actual discussion? It's hot beating so crap. Listen. Listen, just like I just, you know, man. Go ahead, loosen up. Let's go. Relax on the first 48. I don't know nothing.

No, just like I said, I just, you know, I'm traditional, man. No, you're not. I'm traditional. You just didn't want to get married. That's not true. true. That's not true. You can't put that out there. Is it true that you don't want to get married? I wouldn't have put out. I wouldn't have put that out there

if I didn't want to do it. That's not true. We all make choices. It's a decision. You made one choice. You thought you wanted to do something and you realized that wasn't, you weren't ready. No, no, no, no, no. You weren't ready. That was me because that is me. No. You are

a natural born tramp. What? It's truth. Wait, a natural born. I thought he was serious. How you asked about this? I thought he was being serious. I thought he's being serious. And now you're going to be out with you. I don't think it's in your nature.

That's so fucked up. No, I think it's in your nature and I think that you were doing great. And I think that you overreacted to a piece of stimulus. I, what? So, no, about overreacted. You got to take it easy because you got to tell the people what happened. Yeah, just say what happened. It's okay.

Yeah, traditional. I like the way. What does that mean? That means I want to come home. I want to come home to a wife, the cook meal, the kids are getting taken care of of, you take care of the house. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

It's not saying either person is wrong. It's just not right for the other person. That's it. Yeah, but that's not the reason why. The reason why is something else. The reason why. You can share the reason why. I'm the narcissist.

And I need to go to therapy. Yes, you do, man. I need to go to therapy. I don't think you're a narcissist, yo. I think that I don't know if narcissists do it. I'm not no psychiatrist. And I know some extreme narcissists. I don't think you're a narcissist.

I do think you are a narcissist. It's like not a whole thing. So I agree with you. I do. I agree with it. Like you're not a whole narcissist. You're like a narcissist. I agree with that.

You're not the whole thing. Well, that's what I was told. And I take it. Who told you that? Carl? Yes. Calling that wrong. And I think it's just in relationships.

Because you are a very selfless person when it comes to other things. That's true. I think I'll go for everything. No way. What you mean? In my relationship, how? Would you like, would you like a polygamous relationship?

Come on. Word. You know what that means? You would want, like, four or five women. No, I don't. I don't. Two. No.

Really? I don't. I don't believe. Come on. I promise you. Word. God. Listen, God, I want one.

Okay. Okay. I want one. This guy You think he He thought me He told me This guy

This way You should already know He got four Five lined up This guy More big words No he already To go

He just spinning that show He's waiting for me The trip up I don't want you to trip up I don't want Wax the trip up I'm just trying to get To the bottom of it

Yeah Me too And I just know My brother He just simply does not want to get married. I thought you wanted to get married. I thought you wanted to get married, too.

Can we say what caused the riff? Can we just say what caused the riff? Why you, what happened that made you upset? It's just a couple of things. I just didn't think that was more traditional, you know what I'm saying? Well, what about the other thing? They had nothing to do with tradition. I think that's traditional too.

I think, you know, all out respect is supposed to be, you know, for the man. You know what I'm saying? You thought that there was a lack of respect. Yeah, I thought it was a lack of respect. Yeah, I thought it was a lack of respect. respect when it comes down to a man. I mean, it's both women and men. I respect her.

I was very submissive, as y'all see. I didn't cheat at all. Yeah. No, about one person to say it. I was really... Herman. Herman. I don't know what you're saying. No, this is what I need you to remember. No, no. This is what I need you to remember. You might as well tell the truth.

Because... Well, I'm about to go wrecking around on this. Carla has a podcast. I need to smoke. You need to tell the truth. Listen, you need to tell the truth because Carla has a podcast, bro. Carla got a podcast. She's going to say what happens.

You should say that I was too traditional and I'm a narcissist. That's what she told me. You said, you're a narcissist and you don't. Why don't we talk about the thing, the one stimulus that we were talking about before the podcast that you felt like it was very offensive? And you thought broke a rule with you. You felt disrespect. You felt a little disrespect. I did.

But, you know, I think it's more. to do with me being the old-fashioned guy. You know what I'm saying than her? Why do you keep saying that? Because I'm an old-fashioned guy. What does that mean? Because I want just like... You drive a car, you don't ride a horse to work.

What are you talking about? You old-fashioned. You know the fairytale life, the man go out to work and go have his sweater, his brows, and the woman be home and take care of the household and stuff like that. It just wasn't that all the way. It wasn't that she wouldn't taking care of home. It's just that the tragedy.

additional part, I just didn't have. And I thought that, you know. Is she too ambitious for you? Um, you could, you could say that. I could say she was too ambitious for me. It was me. I promise you live in a society. You live in a society.

You see gas prices. You need more than one income in the house. Do you respect? So you should be happy that you got to hustle them, bro. No, I was. I was. It's just things just change. You know what I'm saying?

And I'm saying, she's a great woman. I'm saying? She'd be really good. But I just, I know what was me. So why don't you guys figure it out? Why don't you guys get back together and figure it? I don't think that I was ready to do it because I was like, if that's you,

then I don't know if I'm ready for that because I'm looking for this. You see what I'm saying? And that's all it was. It wasn't the arguing. It wasn't like, ah, throwing things out the house and everything was like nice and cool.

You still got the kid and everything is good. So it's all respect. I'm saying, I can't really say. Yeah. You know what I mean? I really can't say nothing bad about her. Huh? You can't get rid of the kid.

No, no, I can't get rid of the kids. Just like, I can't really say nothing bad about her. I don't like you like this, man. I like engaged, the wax, fiancee, you're just seeing more stable. It was cool. It was cool.

You're not ready to be out here in your streets, bro. I will not go back out this street from three years ago. No, come on, totally different. I ain't got to nothing. Who? You lost it.

You lost it. You lost it, dude. You lost it, man. I can't get points in the same world. I ain't talking about that. I'm just talking about when it come to women. Yeah, yeah. You got it.

Yeah. No, no. I've seen you talk to some girls and it's really embarrassing, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's one that I could never do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never had gay.

Because now you're trying to talk. Because you used to being in a relationship, he used to doing sweet stuff, so now he's trying. Yeah. What are you doing? That's corny. I had a corny line the other day for no reason. This guy goes, I'm Romeo, you, Juliet, and then he just nods.

Like, I'm like, I ain't know the rest of the story. You know, I thought the frog kissed the Christa lady. They both killed themselves. Yeah? Yeah. I thought the frog kissed somebody and it came to life. Nope. Nah, that's the kill in the bee.

No, what is that? The keel and the B is a spelling bee. Spelling. Okay. Then what are you talking about? What is the princess and the frog? That is it. That's the call, right?

The princess and the frog? That's the frog prince. Somebody turns to a frog. Yeah. I don't know. Let's tell her that. Tell it like, yo, you're a frog. I want to kiss you and turn you into a prince.

Why would I turn her to a prince? Why not? Yeah. You got to get status. It's 22. Real tough. That's your problem. That's your problem.

I like the back of the day. You understand? I'm traditional. I'm traditional. I'm traditional for this shit. Nah, again, we can move on, but yeah, I can't say that's bad. We can move on. You ain't never heard wax to do a segue in his life.

Now all of a sudden, he knows how to segue. We can move on, you know? Yeah, man, everything respect right there, you know what I'm saying? Is there anything that it could make it so that you guys reconcile? Jesus. I'm saying. I like that. I like that.

Prayer and time does everything. I like that. knows at the end of the day. It's just my heart wasn't in the right place for me to say, I'm going to go to the next step. And I tell everybody, if y'all ain't ready to go to the next step, do not do it. Just wait and make sure everything is going.

Well, now we get into it. I got to return my gift. I got a great wedding gift for you guys. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool, man. I'm saying? You give me some dog food.

My dog eat a lot. Yeah, stuff like that. Just little things like that. But now we get into the gist of it. The gist of it. It's on him. You simply weren't ready. And it's cool.

That's fine. Yeah, but I don't want with nobody in the process. I respect that more saying I'm not ready than playing with somebody. Yeah, and I don't like to play with nobody. I could have dogged out, did some wild-ass corny-ass shit, which I was doing back in the day. I actually showed growth because another somebody back in the day, I would just dogged out and just messed with a bunch of women. I feel like I always the man.

That shit corny, though. What are you doing is still corny, though? I take it. That's what I'm saying. But is it, I respect the corny because it's like you're not playing around. This corny is a very moment at the day. Yes. The other corny would have heard.

I still wish you would figure it out because I still think that you're overreacting. Yes. I would say that too sometimes. You know what I'm saying? But you got to protect your peace at the end of the day. Yeah. And I'm saying? Before I end up be out here shaking and doing crazy stuff like other people do, I don't want to shake.

I don't want to have anxiety. I don't want to have all these type of depression and stuff like that. And it seemed like it's getting more and more out here. Plus, people lying. It's crazy, man. I just, you know what? People lying about being having depression or anxiety just to get out of things. No, no, no.

I think, I think. Charlie gave them all fucking depression. That's what I'm saying. He gave them. I think people feel comfortable talking about it. Yeah, they're just recognizing things that they've already had. We never knew it. I didn't know what it was until I didn't know what it was either.

Ten years ago. Can I ask you all a question? Have you seen the movie inside out? No. It's a Pixar movie? No. It's good? I was mid, but like everybody really loves it.

I wasn't into it. It's good? I didn't think it was like good. Yeah, it was all right. Like, I thought it was all right. But everybody like absolutely loves it. I've been on this like Pixar kick a little bit lately. Oh, this shit.

Bro, and I mean this sincerely. I mean this sincerely. Genius mastermind. Yes. You never read the book? No. There's a book about... Yeah, there's a book about Pixar.

What's the name of that book? Oh, man. Making Pixar or something shit? I read it before. I read it some years ago. What was the name of that book? Am I making this up? Or did Steve Jobs start Pixar?

He did. Yeah, he was part of Pixar. He absolutely was. No, you're not doing this up. Go! That's dope. Creativity Incorporated. That's the name of the book.

creativity incorporated overcoming the unseen forces that stand in the way of true inspiration. I'm watching this. I watched Coco the other day and it was absolutely amazing. And I'm watching, I'm just like, the storytelling is so masterful. Like, they just know exactly what to do. They know how to pull your heartstrings and how to get you to fucking cry. Like, I'm a crier at movies. I fucking cry.

Like, I can't even describe the movie without crying. How do you wife like that about you just crying all the time? I don't know. Sometimes I look at her thinking that I'm pathetic. You might be doing this too much. Yeah, like, because I can't even talk to her about the movie without Star. What's your favorite? It goes, but like recently, Coco fucking got me.

Incredibles, bro. I liked Incredibles. Incredibles is my joint. I liked Incredibles. And everybody in Pixar got fatties. Super. Dumpers. Super.

Super. Super. Super. That's the pervert part because somebody's making it like that on purpose. And they're doing the right thing. I was looking at Miss Incredible, like, I'm about to stretch you out. And then she rides a motorist. You know what I'm saying?

She'll be popping that wheelie like Lotto. Oh, they know what to play. You know what I'm saying? Big Laho in this motherfucker. Yeah, dude. No, no, no. She looked crazy. Stupid dump her.

Stupid dump her. Yeah. When y'all read, do y'all, like, have pictures in your head as y'all read it? Huh? When you read, do you, like, picture things while you read it? Yeah, if it's vivid. Absolutely. Why?

I just can't do it. That's why people would read? No. No. I'm just saying when I'm just saying when I read, I'm just so worried about the words. Yeah. How do you visualize as you read it? That's why I like that's what Noah's Ark looks like

like in your head like Yeah, yeah, both. I think that's why. Sometimes I'd be a yacht. Sometimes it'd be like the pirate ship. Yeah. Sometimes it'd be different things. I don't know. 100%. I just think that's why people are upset when the movie comes out from the book because we all read the book and we imagine what the characters look like and what the scenario looks like and all that kind of shit. you see the character and say, what? That's not what I thought that teacher was.

And I don't think every book needs a movie. Like they're talking about doing the Will Smith biopic. I don't think Will Smith needs a biopic. I think his book is fantastic. You know what I mean? And like we've seen so much of Will's life in real time. Read the book. Like I don't think Will's book needs a biopic.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, we don't need that many movies, bro. Like there's a lot of movies coming out and they're just rolling the dice. And then there's, you look at Pixar and you're like, oh, wow. you hit eight out of ten movies are absolute success. See what Pixar films are.

Marvel. Eight out of ten is absolute success. So I say Storm, right? Yeah. You already magically know what the storm looked like, but now you know how she looks in the thing, so that fucked you up. What do you mean?

Like, you're talking about Storm to superhero or Storm is like a superhero? See, I knew Storm from comic books. What? Turn and Raid. Oh, yeah. Did you watch that? Yeah, my daughter's watched it. Your daughter loved it or what?

Oh, my God. The Panda shit. Yes. It's a, it's a movie about girls getting their period or whatever. Going through puberty. No, it's not. Well, yeah, that's what turning red is, you fucking idiot. I thought that.

No, I said that in the house. Everybody told me I was stupid. No, that's why. Shut up? Yes, well, so I was sitting there watching it, and I'm like, is this like a metaphor for minstrels? They like, shut up. Right?

They told me it wasn't. Remember the father goes, it came already? I thought this same thing. She gaslit you. She gotzily you. She must have been telling me to show up in front of the kids. Yeah. 100%.

But that's what the panda is about. It's really puberty, but also, I think. Yeah, because Pandas had the period of the fastest. Oh, soul was good. Is that right? And their youngest, they had the period so fast. I think it's like a week. Wait, really?

Yeah. What the fuck you know about Pandas? I watch Pandas and Lions all the time. Oh, that's real. Soul is good. Soul was great. I thought Soul is okay. I like, I like soul.

I like the idea of it. Yeah. Like. I like the piano part. You know, like where, like the, you know, because it shows like the origins of humans before they become, you know, actual beings on this planet. Yeah. I just, I like the idea of soul.

For me, when it gets too abstract, and that's the thing I didn't like about inside out, when it gets too abstract, like when they stop looking like people, when they're just like things that talk is too far from me and I can't relate to them. Yeah. But like Coco, they were skeletons, but that skeleton is a per-yo was fucking amazing. Toy story. Toy story. They're toys, but they look like human.

Car slap. I didn't see cars. Finding Nemo Slap. Nemo's crazy. Rat Tatoole slap. A bug's life slap Gantzs Rattatooly

Ratatouille You don't they fuck with it I didn't see that I'm a kid of the pop It was good Yeah yeah I'm good Huh?

Do what? No Dory was dope Dory was all But I don't like Nothing I don't like nothing really Like I don't like

Belly too I'm like Lion King too Timbo was a bitch You know what I'm saying Damn bro No no No no I'm just saying He grew up with a fuck

a war hog and a fucking little ass tramp. Yeah. He ain't grow up with Mufasa. If he'd grow up with Mufasa, man. It'd be different. He'd be totally different. But that's what happens. But that's what happened.

You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I ain't say nothing about you. Why are you? Why are you react like that? I didn't say nothing about that.

Because I didn't say nothing. Busser, hey, boys. Daddy here, boy. Hey. Hey. Listen, what time out. That's the problem. Dad, he here.

That should be there. Okay. Listen, here's the thing. He was still a lion. Yes. Aesthetically. Yes. So they were scared of and everything.

But on that inside, he didn't know he was a lion. Rafiki had to remind him. Yeah. Rufi had to hit him upside the head with that cane and tell him like, you know what the fuck you are? What about, what about, what about, you know who to mourn and poohomper is? No, I'm not listening to him. You know who you know. A wax away.

A wax away. A wax away. They're a wax away. They don't know what they're right. They don't know. They're a real like. Tomo and Pumba. I'm telling you.

They're the real life to mourn and boomba, man. That is so crazy. What? Oh, shit. Yes. What? These people that we know is really Timon and Pumba. That's right.

Oh, I thought you were saying Wax's kids. No, his son's Godfather. That's why I was saying, a wax away. A wax away. His son's Godfather. A wax away. A Wax away. What is the wrong?

They're going, The wax away. On the podcast, the money podcast, the wax tries to spell narcissists. I ain't try to spell it. Oh, man. Push your tea. Slewit to push your tea, man. Push your tea, brother.

I know that everybody talk about the Obby's commercial. That's great. I'm glad. I hope that he got a better deal than he did with the McDonald's jingle 20 years ago. You know Push your T and his brother wrote the McDonald's Jing. I did hear that. Yeah, la la la la la. He wrote a phenomenal, yeah.

Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm loving it. He wrote a phenomenal Rby's disc track, but that's cool. Push your T's album. It's not out yet. I'm not going to put too much sauce on it, right? All I'm going to tell y'all is this is Pushy T's best body of work. Wow.

That's awesome. Any dissing? Nah. Does he go out? No, it's just a great. The Six God? Nah, it's just a great body of, it's Push-a T's best body of work. And that's saying a lot.

That's saying a lot. And the reason I like guys like Pushy T, number one, he gets absolutely, he's phenomenal, one of the best rappers of all time. I'm 43 years old. I like urban adult contemporary hip-hop. I like rappers the way I like my athletes, those that get better with time.

That's when you really start to salute people, right? Because that's things we haven't seen before. We expect people to be great when they're young and then they prime. But, you know, historically, we've always thought the oldest certain people get, whether it's entertainers, athletes, they fall off. So when you see people getting better and better

and more stellar, whether it's Tom Brady, whether it's LeBron James, whoever it is, you're like, wow, Prince Paul, you're like, wow, wow. And it's the same thing with Pursierty, I'm just telling you this is his best body of work. And I'm going to leave it at that because I don't want to put too much sauce on it. I don't want to put too much expectation on it.

It's a lot of sauce for me because he always got busy. That's what I'm saying. Wow. But it's really, really phenomenal. And this is produced by, by Yei? Yay's on there. Yay and Farrell, I think. I think Ye and Farrell handled it.

Yeah, you definitely should be good at. I mean, he's always been in good hands when you think about it. Like, he's nice in terms of bars, but, like, working with Farrell and Kanye in terms of producing beats, like, how you fail with that? It's levels, it's layers, so pray for the players. Hesler. Slutah got D.L. Hugley, too, man. You know, what we saw this week is a prime example of why the rhetoric Kanye West put you out there is dangerous. because when you say things like you can afford to put hits on people,

you will have stands in the industry and outside of the industry that will try to get scribes, you know? Wait, what happened? Go viral. Well, it was a young man who said that, well, initially he posted that he pressed D.L. He'll get it. And he put up a screenshot of a picture of D.L. like, turning around. And he, like, he, like, walked by D.L's table.

Why, D.L. with his family, he just was recording them. Not, like, in their face, but kind of just, like, a drive-by. Yeah. And then he had a screenshot. he's like, yeah, I just pressed him over Kanye, whatever, whatever. So I can see it. That's it right there. So I guess he knew that the video was coming out.

So he decided to actually just put what really happened and what really happened. He walked into the DL, gave DL, DL, DAP, told DL he the OG and was like, yo, man, what's up with, you know, that beef with yay, you need to clean that up, whatever, whatever, nothing crazy. And man, I just want y'all to stop playing like this because everybody ain't playing, bro. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And we live in a society right now where you really can't trust nobody.

people are doing weird things. Everywhere. Somebody's going to take your fucking face off. Yeah, but DL don't get caught with your pants down. Where's your guy? Why you have nobody with you? That could have got ugly for you just now. Yeah, I mean, the dude said that DL security came.

So, I mean, might be too late. Could be too late. You know what I mean? I'm just saying that's why Kanye's rhetoric is dangerous. You can't do that. What do you think about Kanye getting this? What is it? Suspended or Block.

It's kind of a while, though. Taking off from the ground. Yeah, removed. Like I always tell you, you can never, you can never pick the consequences of your actions. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So when you put certain things out there,

people are going to react a certain way. The Grammys, I can see why they would do that because it's like a live show. Can you trust Kanye West at a live show? Yeah. You know? Can you trust Kanye what's to go on stage and not say something about how he wants to assault Pete Davidson?

But do you think it had anything to do with the fact that Trevor Noah's hosting and Kanye called him a coon? I don't think he has nothing to do with that because I don't think Kanye was purposely called Trevor Noah Koon. I just think Kanye can't spell. I really think Kanye was trying to speak Kumbaya, my lord. I really do. I really sincerely believe Kanye West was trying to type out Kumbaya, my lord, Kumbaya.

And he spelt it Koon. But it's Koon by ya. That's my point. He can't spell. He heard it. He's like Koon by Yah. That's what he thinks they're saying. Chála, come by you.

I promise you. I do not think Kanye was trying to use a racial slur, yo. Because everybody's trying to get at right now, all he does is just like change their name or do something funny. Skeet for Pete, kuhn by yaw for, I don't think Kanye would play the koon game because he's been called a kuhn. I don't think Kanye would play the koon game, you know.

Kanye's been called everything. That's what I'm saying. I don't think he would play the koon game, y'all. And we've never seen him do that. When have we ever seen Kanye do that? We've never seen Kanye resort to racial slurs. When? Ever.

He's the kumbaya person. Kuhn bernia person. Kuh, is Kanye is the person that's like, yo, we need to move past slavery. Yeah, slavery is a choice. And just because you're black, you shouldn't have to be pigeonhole

to be in a Democrat. I should be a lot of you. He's that person that's a alleged broad thinker like that. So why would he resort to calling Trevor Noah a Coon? He called him a Coon. I don't think I really think he spelled

Coombeye wrong. No, no, no, no. I think it's like Waxe trying to say narcissist. I really do. Even when I read it, I never thought that was a racial. Slur, yo. And I'm not saying this. I'm not saying I could be totally wrong here.

I'm just simply saying, I just thought he spelled Kuhn by Yaron. Because he also told Pete that morning apologize to your family for being in your family. Amazing. That's kind of good. But it's hilarious. I don't think he meant to say that he is. No, he meant to say that. I don't know.

You're not getting enough credit. You think he meant to make it through the wire? Yes. What did he mean? I definitely think he meant to make a million dollars. Did he mean to make the best? He's not the best with the Instagram, bro. He don't use commas.

I don't get what you saying. His gram will be off. I'm fucking. You know what I'm saying? I don't. So he might be a narcissist. Oh, he's dead. Come on, man.

No, he's a narcissist. Well, I'm not with him. No, I don't think you was bad. There's levels. I don't think you're as bad as Kanye. There's levels. But yeah, I don't know. I think he did mean to say it.

I thought that they were protecting Trevor from him potentially going in on Trevor. I think they were protecting himself from potential backlash because if They put him on that stage and he says something about Kim, then they're going to say, well, you gave a platform to somebody who's been stalking somebody, to somebody who's been harassing a woman for weeks, and you still gave them a platform. All they did was protected themselves from the best ratings the Grammys have had in years. Because if they actually kept him on the show.

She should. Yeah. You don't think motherfuckers are turning on for money. Yeah, but it would have did better than social. But, I mean, shouldn't we applaud them for not being? cloud chases? The whole thing is cloud. Yeah, but you want to think to have an organic. Yeah, but that's his body of work. He did the work. He's going to make it organic for you.

But also, let's talk about cloud chasing. We, nobody knew Kanye was performing at the Grammys. I mean, nobody even knows the Grammys are happening. I knew, but they never announced that Kanye. When are the Grammys? I don't even know in them in a couple weeks because the Oscars is Sunday. That's the thing that got a little dull that you go like this. Yo, how crazy is it the Oscars of this Sunday? I don't even know what nominated. King Richard.

Besides King Richard, but like... That's all I care about. To your point. This used to dominate the timeline. Do you remember when we were younger? Like, the Oscars, oh my God, it's award season. Who's going to win the Golden Globe for this? Who's good... I mean, did the Golden Globes already happen? I don't know. They usually before the Oscars, right?

That one got canceled. Oh, yeah, maybe that one got canceled. I'm just saying, what a crazy time we're living in. And they're talking about taking Kanye off of Coachella. That's right. They got like 23,000. He don't think is, I mean, I get what you saying is like, you can't tell somebody with the consequences you get, but it's still his body at work if he do that. I think the white man tap Kanye in his jaw this week. And Kanye is very quiet now because his IG got taken away.

He got taken off the Grammys. They're talking about, you know, potentially removing him from Coachella. The gap, we already know the gap was getting calls. And I'm sure that somebody hit Yee and said, now Yee, now you're fucking up the back. Yeah, he's not stupid. Ye's not crazy. He's hurt right now. Yeah, sure.

He's hurt. He's showing his emotion. He's going through a divorce. I'm sure that would happen to any of us. So he's hurt right now. Somebody told Yeh, now's the time for you to relax. And if Ye's smart, he's somewhere right now. He's doing his wack as hell for sure.

He's somewhere right now taking a break before he fucks up his bag in a real way. You know, it's interesting. No, but the billion is in like equity in that kind of shit. It's not just... Exactly. And you're partnered with people. You're still partnering with the gap. You're still partnering with you easy.

So you need to be good so that they can make their money on their investment. But you know, it's kind of interesting that you bring that up. Like, if you looked at that documentary genius, the thing that motivates him the most and the thing that obviously bothers him the most is rejection. Right? And right now he's going through a divorce, which is not his choice. He's been rejected by the woman that he apparently loves and the mother of his children. Of course is going to rile him up in the same way.

If rejecting him from being a rapper made him one of the most successful, rappers in history, just imagine rejecting his love. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna be, he's gonna go Kanye. Yeah. But I agree with you and that like, I don't think that he's crazy. I think that's dismissive. And I think if you watch that documentary, he's quite consistent. He's, listen, Kanye has been Kanye.

Yeah. It's just that we see a more, you know, grandiose version of the Kanye that we've always seen because he got more now, more success. More bread. More money. Yeah. You know what I mean? More people willing to do the thing.

that he wants that. That's right. Listen, I'm not dismissing the fact that he got mental health issues. We all got our various issues. Who doesn't, though? That's what I'm point. You know what I mean? But it's like, do you get help? You can't keep rejecting help.

Like, you can't get on records and say anything like, I don't negotiate with therapists and you can't say your bipolar in one minute. And then the next minute you say you got misdiagnosed. Yo, you got issues, go deal with them. Everybody could clearly see your hurt. Everybody can clearly see you're in pain. You said it. You got on Instagram and said it.

You're talking about how much divorce hurts and how divorce feels like deaf and everything. So go seek some help because right now, brother, you bleeding on people who didn't cut you. And that's why the white man taps you in your jaw this week. And they took your Instagram, took you off the Grammy stage. Some other things he probably was like, whoa, I'm sure the Gap was getting calls. You know what I mean? And it made him and his team say, you know what, yay, let's take a braver. If it wasn't Kanye, you think that, um, they'd let him get away with all this nonsense he's doing? You said, what? If it wasn't Kanye, you think they'd let him get away with you. So this is my sister. If it wasn't Kanye, there was no, Kanye is the only person

you get away with this. If this is my sister, Rob should have definitely holl that Kanye. Like, bro, what the fuck are you doing? My sister cannot go through this with, and then anyone of her exes. Say what? Yeah. That's still a brother. You got to be a brother to your sisters, bro.

Yeah. I'm saying? My sister going through this and she got a stalker or whatever you I want to call Kanye right now. He's getting out of control with my sister. She says she didn't want to be with. She got a new man. I'm not allowing this to go down. What is he going to do?

He's going to pull up the Sunday service, fuck him up. He's like, brother. That's her brother. Even though old boy lost or I only didn't know what happened to Danny Lane or whatever the case with the baby. He still went to defend his sister at the end of the day. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think Rob's talking about the baby shit. I don't think that's a good example.

How? Well, I mean. Because he went to defend his sister? Like, you won't get it. I mean, if you're going to defend, you got to defend. You know what I'm saying? I know he lost in regardless of he lost. He didn't, hey, he wasn't, like, prepared to defend.

Listen, regardless, he walked up to the baby with a drink and his head. I don't know what he. Was that a peace offering? Yeah. I don't know. He came to the defender, though. Why didn't have a drink in his hand? I don't think none of the, I really think that he thought it was going to go a different way.

I think a lot of, I really truly feel like this. I don't think people know the consequences of their actions. I really don't. Even talking, yeah. I think social media makes it to where it's so much rhetoric and it's so much talk and it's so much conversation that people forget you really got to go live. You know what I'm saying? And shit can happen to you. Whether it's getting taken off a Grammy stance or whether it's getting punched in your face,

there are consequences. to your actions. And I think we really live in an era where people just don't want to be held accountable for their shit. That's interesting because Kanye speaks about wanting to be free and wanted to be able to say whatever he says. But like once you're invested

with these billion dollar corporations, there is no freedom. He knows that. But he manipulates the people. Don't get me wrong. You can have freedom, but then you're still if you want you're tied to a company, you're tied to that company. You can't have freedom. I'm sorry. Like, you can't. It all depends on what freedom look like for hell. You can have free. You can't, when I say freedom, I don't mean like we can't have a private conversation where we're having dinner and we're saying our feelings about the world, right? Which is what most people have. Most people don't have platforms with 50 million people that they can speak to. So yeah, we're free to do more or less as we please in our private lives. But to live- You have to think about the people you're in business with. Yeah, thank you. That's the better way of saying. You represent them too. And that's the deal you sign. And by the way, they represent you.

Because if Nike does some, Adidas does some foul shit that like... Racist shit that makes you crazy. That's right. That's right. Like Gucci did. That's right. And listen, most people would take that deal, though. Most people would go, yes, I would like to sacrifice.

I mean, this is the age old tale, right? Like security for freedom. The government gives you a little bit of security, but they're going to take away some freedom in exchange. And the same thing with money. It's like most people will take that security. Oh, $100 million contract to play for the Patriots. But keep in mind, you can't be out here partying and making us look stupid.

You can't be smoking weed. It's not going to be loose. Yeah, you're out of here, buddy. Exactly. So you're going to give away a little bit of that freedom. Yeah, that's why people will be like, oh, if you got money, you can't be fired. Who does that? If you're the owner of that company, you can get ousted.

Thank you. You can still get d'all. You can still get ousted. Apple. Donald Sterling. Sterling. Like, what do we talk about here? Like, listen, you can have money and be good.

But don't act like if you're tied to a corporation, you can't get put the fuck out. Especially if that corporation's public, right? Yes, man. Yes. Yes. Yeah, like people just be on social media talking about shit. They have no clue about it. If you got money, you can absolutely be fired.

What are we talking about? The more money you have, the more susceptible you are to it, probably. You're the target. They want you out of here. You're the guy. Like, that's what we need to take out. They're eating too much food. Literally.

No, literally. Yeah. I just really do. and Kanye healing energy. And I think all of this shit is ridiculous, man. Even watching this whole exchange with DL and dude, it's like, yo, that's not, that's not cool, man, because that shit can go a whole different way,

stop doing that, man. What if his security came and knocked you to fuck down, and put your head in the toilet? Yes, Kanye ain't going to pay, yes. Kanye ain't paying any of your hospital bills. Connie, not paying for your funeral. Like, don't do that, man. Everybody relax.

Like, come on, yo, stop. And Kanye needs to, like, get a, I never even knew Kanye to be that type of person. So to hear Kanye say things like, I can afford to put hits on you and shit. Like, it's like, That's what I'm trying to happen. Every once in a while, he would pop off with that shit.

Like, do you remember when that happened with Jay Z? When he mentioned it, he's like, yo, Jay's trying to put a hit out on me or something. But that's not on him. He's like, Jay Z don't have me kill. Now he got Jay Z money. Which, by the way, make Jay Z hot as shit. Yeah. Yeah.

Be after calling Jay like, oh, are you trying to kill? Yeah. Come on, man. Mr. West. Yeah, but like you guys said, Kanye has always been this person. So you don't think the companies bring him on knowing. that. And that's the risk. No, different ballgame.

Well, well, I'll say this. He's always been that person and they know about that risk when they take him on. It's like Antonio Brown. Like, if the team signs him, they know that he could be a head case and fuck some shit up. But at the same time, he's going to provide. He's showing a different level of risk now, though. He never was violent.

He never was calling for violence. There's never been a time when Kanye was calling for violence. Let me think about that. Did he have outburst? Yes. Did he have political opinions you didn't like? Yes. You know? But he wasn't being violent. The violent thing, I see you're saying. Yes, he's, now he in videos decapitating Pete Davidson and burying them and talking about

putting hits on DL. It's like, come on you putting people's address out there. But if somebody after your wife, what do you actually do? But what D.L. do to his wife? Huh? D.L. didn't do nothing to his wife? I think he talked about it, but he had an opinion, but... Was it a joke?

Who don't even know? Like, did he do it as stand-up, or did he do it as like... He probably thinking he's on Black TV. He probably is disciplined, and I'm probably telling him was right and wrong. He just basically said what what Wax just said, about how if that was his daughter,

he would have to go see him because this is harassment. This is not cool. You know, this is harassment type behavior, you know? How could Kanye not agree with that? And I don't know. Because you have daughters, you have daughters. You have daughters. Imagine the dude doing that to your daughters.

That's what I'm saying. That's kind of wild. You can't get away with that shit. Yeah. I mean, listen, we know. Here's the thing. Kanye's hurt. That's all.

He's just bleeding on people that didn't cut him. I hope he's somewhere right now, after he got his jaw tab by the white man. I hope he's somewhere right now. Who are the, what? Healing. I need to meet these. Angie.

I want this so bad. The reason I say white man is because we know that Kanye loves white. He loved validation from white people. He does? Yes. He's not, even bigger than Trump, the R. He inspires to be. The Ramos.

Who's the person that owns LVMAs? All these people he named, right? Are those white people? Those just, like, successful rich people? They're successful black people? Lots. He don't talk about, that's successful black people? He could want to be like.

Dude, did you see genius? He's so giddy to be in a room with them. He's so get, Farrell goes, you're great. and he puts in a day, get that for Elsaid, I'm great. Like, he's dying for the people that he admires to give him. Okay, so that's true. People he admired. That's true, but that was a different year.

No, you're absolutely right, but that was a different year. So as you grow and your wealth grow. Well, now he admires billionaires. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. Like, I'm sure he just admires billionaires.

And as, I mean, he references Mansa, you know, but I mean, God, it's Robert Smith. There's so many people out there talking about erasure. Like Kanye goes around saying he's the richest black men. man in America. He's not? No. Who's the richest? Robert Smith. Yeah. The guy who owned the Hawks? No, Robert Smith ain't ever owned. He's trying to buy the Broncos. Who's the guy that own the Hawks? Who owned the Hawks?

There's a black man who owned the Hawks? I thought he was a Black guy on the Hawks. I think he on BETT, too. No, Bob Johnson. Bob Johnson used to own the Hornets. Oh, Hornets. So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So right now, if your wife sit there, say you and you and your wife break up and she started dealing with somebody that you know. Why even put that out there like that? Why you'd be miserable like you? Yeah, I'm just saying. No, actually, it's crazy.

I'm just trying to put your in yay's shoes. You see what I'm saying? It's like if you start dealing with somebody that you actually know or seen before, and that's your ex-wife, and that's your wife and you still love her, how would you react? What can you do? It's the industry, man. It's like, your wife is one of the most famous people in the world. Who else is she going to date but another famous person?

I'm with you at the end of the day, but how would you act at the end of the day? You tell us. When Carl and Maine starts thinking. How are you going to be? There's nothing I can do. There's nothing I can do. You know what I'm saying? I'm saying because I'm not the narcissist.

You said you are a narcissist. I said she called me that shit. I don't even know what the fuck it is. I'm just telling you what I am because she said it. I don't believe you, man. No, I'm just saying, like, really, if somebody started dating your wife and you know this person, I won't call it to get a defense event.

Yo, that is, to me, that's foul. That's five. Yeah, I know, I know. No, no, but I know one football player specifically. The white guy of Benedict. The kicker. You know the real funny thing? He had dreds.

No. The white boy had a dress. He always wanted to be a other black guy. Oh, man. But that is foul, though. If you date, no, I don't think they, I don't think Pete and Kanye were boys

or something like that. But like if you date somebody's homie, if you break up and then date that person's home. But first of all, your home boy's, that's, that is a sign of a dude is a real piece of shit dude.

Yeah, I agree. And they're going to get their karma for that. Yeah. 100%. So that. What if they meant to be? Say again?

What if they meant to be? They wasn't. How do you know that? They wasn't. What if they live happily ever after? They wasn't. Listen, what if they live happily ever after?

What if they, they're so compatible? No matter. No. You should have got her first thing. God shouldn't have put me in her first. But maybe she got with you, God got her with you to bring him closer to him. Hey, hey.

What if me and my boy were meant to be friends forever? Y'all can still be friends. Fuck you. I'm trying to know. It's just a little aqua now. Y'all can still be friends. We got more in common. Nah.

Oh, no, no, that's crazy. That's not cool. That's not cool. That's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? Hi. Of course, they wasn't boys, but he knew of him. I've seen pictures of him.

You know what I'm saying? But that's different. I don't even think it matters, you know what I'm saying? Because maybe if, like you said, with Carla, if somebody I know trying to hollered, I'm going to talk to this dude. Even now? Even though we're not together because that's my son's mom at the end of the day. So say it could be somebody I know that.

I'm not cool with everybody in the industry. But if somebody I'm going to tap him and let go, leave it long. It'd be okay. Who we want to Sierra with, man? It's up to y'i a dog. It's up to yada, you know what I'm saying? Hold on, let's think about this. Let's think about this.

Who do we want to see her with? Oh, no, because you're moving on? I want to see her with. What about a girl? What about a girl? What about a girl? I like this. I like this.

What about Leah Thomas? The swimmer for a pen. I like that. Listen, I like this. I like, she could be out of the way because, listen. At the end of the day, I like this. I like this. I like this for her.

I like this for her. I do. I do. At the end of the day, I still have That's still my responsibility. I still have to make sure she's good because of my son. You understand? So it's not just, you can't just do anything.

You can't just go out here. You don't have no saying that no more. No, no, you have to say. Y'all are many. Y'all are doing it's just wrong. You can't have your cake and your impanhas. Ain't about the impanatas right now. No, no, no, no, no, no.

It's about a little impanata, and he's going to make sure he's up. That's what you're about. I'm raised towards your own son. I'm not. I'm just saying you don't. This guy. It's about him. So long as anybody can stay out the way,

because she can't look bad, I can't have anybody looking to look bad. Yeah, this guy. Oh, man. It's all about him, man. You can't be out here looking bad. I don't want you looking bad. And the dude got to still be like,

oh, listen, that's my son's mom. You got to be easy. There's a lot. But like you said, if it's meant for them to be together and they want to get married and stuff like that, respect. I do have to fall back. There's a line on pushing.

If it's just playing with her like that, you can't deal with my son's mom now. That's still my responsibility. Something happened to her, it still directly affects me. Real shit. That's narcissus of you. That is narcissus is how.

You're doing the same thing to all these women. You're doing the same thing to women. How? What do you mean? That guy, whatever guy she gets with going to be doing the same thing with her that you're doing with other women. Exactly.

What if he uses protection? Mom. What does that mean? You snow. Yo, you wild. What do you say that? You know, that's what a bad. Wow, boy.

You're wild, bro. You're wild, bro. Yo, wow, bro. What? What? What's that wild? What? Why's that wild?

I don't have that wild, Joe. I don't have nothing. You are disgusting, though. You are disgusting, bro. Real talk. I don't know what he said. What are you saying? Listen, I want to make sure that he was using protection.

Whoa. Who? The guy that you're talking about. And then he made it a sexual when I'm trying to, I'm trying to make sure he vaccine You have to boost it. Vaccine boosted is a mass dog. Come on.

Are you? Why would you go crazy? Yo, why would you go so sexual for no reason? Bro, you got to get your mind out the gutter, bro. I'm going to tell you out of the gutter, bro. We still in a pandemic. We still in a pandemic. You're playing around for no fucking reason.

So I was going to get older one day. And that's a, you know, y'all don't want to play around. mother's guy, mom, and I have to make sure she's okay. He's playing around with his mom? Listen, I got to make sure she's good until he'd be able to take over. I agree with you. Listen, there's a line on Kanye, not Kanye, on Push his album.

I actually think Kanye says it. I don't know who's on this song, but the guy says, when a father's not in the house, the family's in danger. And I truly believe that. Right, so it's true responsibility. So it depends. Not anybody could just come around. I agree with that.

Because the puppies is there. I agree with that. But that's all the more reason. That you should be back in the house, bro. Listen, I'm a thousand. I was up and sent with you. Go back to the puppies. Before the puppies and they have like a fire in the house,

we're not going to do that. We want to make sure everybody stay cordial, everything good and everything stay respectful. And whatever part that I got to pay to lose to make sure that happen, I'll lose on my end. Tell Carloman, you love her, y'all. Listen, man, what's going on? Listen, all I hear, all I hear is stress, bro.

How am I stress? No, for real, man. This shit ain't going to get no easier, bro. I want peace. Why are you trying to make it work? Why are you talking about your words mean something? It's not going to get easier. Why not?

It's not going to get easier, bro. I don't know what's happening. It's not going to get easier because you, you all, it's the kid, man. Yeah. I understand. So long as everything is okay with the kid, everything's going to be okay with the kid. What's the best thing for the kid? The best thing is your kid?

The best thing is the kid. No, no, the best thing for the kids. We have two parents that sit there and love the kid. What if Carl is Ma and apologize in the right way? Um, it's, it's not even about her. I told you this about me. You know what I'm saying? He's just not ready.

He's not ready. Oh, he's not ready, man. I have to be actually the one to apologize. Shit crazy. He are, you bawled in, bro. Yo. You know, he's out of the fuck down. Yeah.

You balden. That's a great ass point. Like, what's up, man? Yeah, no, that's a good ass point, man. Man, this dude called a radio station this morning. He was having a real serious conversation with me. He goes, yo, Shalamein, speaking of Conway. He's like, bro, saw you in the Conway interview, man.

I was sitting there thinking, y'all, I hope my headline don't look like Charlemagne, yo. You know, he was like, yo, you know, you didn't have a fresh ball. Your shit was receding crazy. I was like, no doubt. Yeah, what are you going to say? It's a radio call, right? You don't even know what he looks like.

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Wow. Wow. I heard you say earlier that, you know, you took Wax wedding present back. I, you know, I feel the same way. You know? You took my wedding present back? That's what the show said. You didn't hear when he said that?

Why? I got you a good wedding present. You got to get married in order to get it? I was, yeah, I was like, damn, this shit about to happen. I was, now it's like, what do you do? It's like, oh. Still give it to me.

I'm trying to do something with it. Let's just got something we know. You've got to earn it by getting married and making that commitment for your life. That's right. That's right. That's right. Andrew Schultz made a commitment. When we were at his wedding, I had plans to get Andrew a wedding present, right?

to let Joe Rogan be out here giving my guys root beer flavored with Rolex right? And we just put a couple dollars in the registry. Yeah. So Oh, Jesus. My man Greg Yuna. Oh, Jesus. My man Greg Yuna. Oh, Jesus. I told Greg the dilemma.

I said, Greg, this is what Joe Rogan got. All right? So I need you to make something very, very, very, very, very fresh. Oh, boy. Okay? Oh, boy. Put a hezzy. Let's go, baby.

Something subtle. You know what I'm saying? It's subtle. How you beat that? You can't beat that. It can match Rogan's watch. Let's go. You know what I'm saying?

Okay, Greg. Something subtle. Let's go, Greg. Hold on. My fingers don't work. And it's real. Don't get it fucked up. All right.

Oh, yeah, okay. It's the brilliant-in-a-ist logo. It's the, it's a brilliant-nidist logo turned into a charm. Yeah. You know what I mean? Thank you, Charlotte. And it's not, it's colored, it's the colored, you know, whatever, diamonds and all of that stuff like that. You know what I mean?

To match the logo. It's blue and the orange and everything else. You know what I'm saying? I appreciate you, man. I don't know what I can put that on you. Say again? What are you talking about? He's very.

You know what I'm saying? I can't wear it. Something clean, you know? And I was, I showed him to watch. I'm like, Greg, this is all logo. This is Rogan's watch. Right. Your role came too.

Yeah. He came a little heavy. Hey, man, Rogan wasn't playing. He was acting his wage. You got to. You got a way to you get married again, Charlotte. I am. I know.

I know. I am. I am. I'm going to get married. I'm going to get married. See? I need a gift. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. So, am I, am I, blinged out, bro? Clean, you know. You know, summertime of fresh tea with just that on. Like, yeah. You got to have a white tea with that.

It's cool. Like, it ain't too, it ain't gaudy. Exactly. You know? A white tear bring it out. White tea to bring it out. That's it. Is it crazy to wear two chains?

Guys, I've never worn a lot of chains. You should be a rap name two chains. You're white two chains. And this one's supposed to be snug, right? Just one's, this supposed to be. Yeah. Yeah. And then Greg was like, what kind of chain you think?

I was like, yo, it's Andrew Schultz. So think about, you know, he's not a rapper. I'm not, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. You go away that with a suit jacket. Yeah. That's subtle. You're cool.

You know what I mean? Hey, son. I'm killing these holes right now. These holes aren't ready, bro. This hole ain't ready, bro. I got to text my wife some of the day. Act right. Have you worn Rogan's watch?

Yeah. Like, where do you wear it? Like, just on stage? Yeah, I wear it all the time. I wear it on the pod. No. Oh, yeah. Really?

Yeah. Nah, that's too much. Why? Why? Why? Are you wild enough? Don't tell them that. Don't tell them that.

Don't tell them that. Let's get them. It's like, bro. It's salute the Rogan, though. Let's get this shit you won't care about next week. What dog? Oh, we adopted the gay dog. Where the dog had, Taylor?

Yo, salute to Fesco, man. Fesco was a dog in North Carolina. His owners gave the dog up because they, they, they, thought the dog was gay, man. Yeah, who wouldn't you be? They did. They took the dog to an animal shop to. We did.

That's the one I've been playing with the whole time. Sucking on my finger and shit. Listen, listen, I'm going to be honest with you. If you're homophobic, I'm surprised that you love pets the way you do, wax. What are you talking about? Because if you homophobic, a dog is not the pet for you, bro. Because dogs, they got rid of their dog, right? Because they said the dog was gay.

Because they started dog humping another male dog. That's what dogs do. Yeah, men and male and female dogs. dogs look the same. And they all, like, they do it as a sign of dominance. I know the, I know the difference between

the male and female. Guarantee I can tell. That's not a guy, bro. There's a fat pussy right here. Oh, no. That's a guy. That's a guy.

That's a boy dog. Male dogs, hump other male dogs is a sign of dominant. I see. That's all it is. And dogs are, dogs hump anything. When a dog gets horny,

pillows, pillows, your fuck bag, your leg. That's girl dogs, too. That's what I'm saying. So what's a big deal. So you didn't get rid of your dog

for being gay. you got rid of your dog for being a dog. Yeah. Son of a bitch. The next dog will do that. That's what I'm saying. He don't put two boys together. Make sure you have a girl,

dog and a male dog. Do you know dogs lick their own balls? Dogs will lick the balls of another dog if they've sensed an infection. Dogs sniff each other's butts. Yeah, they get the wounds on there. You know what I'm saying? If you got a wound on your private,

how do you learn on this? I don't know about the private, Charlotte, but the... Yeah! That's why they lick their balls. They lick their balls. Oh. They do it out of bored them? They own balls.

Yes, but they lick other dogs. balls too. Never know any dog. Yes, man. Would you lick your balls if you could? Probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why wouldn't you?

You would? You would? You'd be masturbating? Yeah, but I don't know if I used my mouth. I don't think I'd just be like watching fucking euphoria. Yeah, you could give yourself head? Yeah, you would. That's why God made it to what we can't do that.

I'm not doing that. I wouldn't gag on it. But that's why God made it to where we can't do that. Because he knows. He knows. He knows. Yeah, you would go for it. We've all tried it.

You think, bro? You don't think we could actually do it if we really wanted to? I don't think you could do it. The floor is yours. You're fucking. Floor's yours. I don't even, I thought you were going out of it.

Like, what the fuck? But the floor is yours. The floor is your. The floor is slippery. Making even more slippery, wax. No. No, I'm a little gay. I'm just saying.

But, yeah, abandoning your dog because you think your dog is gay is wild. That's hilarious. Like, that's dogs. They walk around sniffing each other's butts. Like dogs, they're dogs, bro. Like, whatever. This shit is fire, though.

I'll tell you that much. I'll tell you, Greg, you know, bro. Greg be hooking it up. Greg don't be playing no games, bro. I'm not even a jewelry guy, but when I go do get a little something and something, is Greg. Greg, Yuna. What else we got? What else we got?

I'll see you, Greg. Thank you, brother. Yes, sir. Stop shutting down Times Square with your photo shoes. How did he do that? I still haven't figured out how he does that. Nah, he's on some different shit. Do you know how he does it?

They literally just block the street. Really? That's hilarious. They just wait for like middle of day where it's not that busy. And then they just lock it down, get the shot, and then move on. Wow. That's just fuck. I didn't know that.

Taylor, what else we got? What else we got in the shit we want to care about? Oh, scroll up, scroll up. I do want to talk about this scroll up. Scroll up to a Biden's Supreme Court pick. Yes. They're doing the confirmation hearings. for Kintaji Brown Jackson.

Yeah, well, did y'all even know that we have a Supreme Court pit? Like, who died? Who died, though? I knew that. Well, Stephen Breyer retired. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Justice Stephen Breyer retired. So Katanji, am I pronouncing her name right?

Katanji Brown Jackson, if confirmed she'd be the first black woman to serve on the Supreme Court. Listen, I've said it on Breakfast Club. I'll say it again here. I respect it, you know, it's history. it's not something that is actually a move to save democracy. Because it's still a numbers game. There's still a 6-3 conservative majority on the Supreme Court.

So if you really want to do something historic Biden administration, expand the Supreme Court. Nah, no, not, not. Cut that shit out. Add that shit. Expand the Supreme Court and add four people there, four, whether there's black women or just four people there that are, you know, a little more objective, a little more open,

minded to things, people that will actually make the court even. Because the balance of power is still 6-3 conservative majority, so you know, like... I'm just curious, but if he adds more, don't you think the next Republican president will just add more? Maybe, but guess what?

If you do what you're supposed to do to preserve democracy, it might not ever be another Republican president. Who's going to vote? Like, what is Joe Biden done to make us both for him? You want another Democrat president after this Biden administration? That's my point. What is Joe... He's going to lose anyway. They're going to get blown out in the midterms. They're going to lose the presidential

election. So you might as well. You need a Republican. It's war. You need a Republican for war. These Democrats are pussy. I really think they're going to try to vote for Trump again, though. Probably. Who you really want? Who you really want for war? Who's fault is that? Who's fault is that? Right. Like, if they vote for, if Trump runs in 2024 and he wins, who's fault is that? Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. Who's fighting for? Yeah. So it's like, whatever, you know, I just think that, you know, you got to do what you need to do in order to number one, preserve democracy. And number two, win elections. You know how you win elections?

By keeping campaign promises, by showing people that you got some balls and you're actually doing some things that actually preserved fucking democracy. Voting rights, where the fuck? There's no voting rights legislation. Like, what the fuck, man? Voting rights legislation, the cornerstone of democracy, you can't get nothing done on that? It's like, God bless. Yeah. God bless.

God bless. But to me, those were the things, those four things Biden had to do for serve democracy. Expand the Supreme Court. Prosecute everybody involved with the coup on January 6th. And I don't forget the other two because I really don't even be giving a fuck like that anymore. Something for black people?

Yeah. Protect voting rights. Voting rights legislation was the third one. So that is definitely something for black people. And what was the fourth one? I can't remember right now. I don't recall what my fourth one was. he's done nothing to preserve democracy.

Yeah. Nothing. So. This is right, he's like a waste of time. I think he's just done nothing at all. Yeah. But most of them do nothing.

I mean, he's done some things. I mean, if you ask Democrats, they'll tell you some things he can do, but it's like, that ain't nothing you promised us on the campaign trail. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? I get a PPP. George Floyd, George Floyd Police Reform Act. Yeah. What happened? John Lewis Voting Wright Act. What happened?

Yeah, they don't do anything. None of them do anything. Yeah. They just get elected to be the one that lies to us, and then we get a new one every four years. And you can't, and right now what they're doing is revving up that, you know, this is the most crucial midterms

in American history and democracy is at stake. You have to go out there and vote like democracy is at stake. Well, you didn't govern like democracy is at stake. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You didn't legislate like democracy's at stake. So different times cause...

You first. For different, yeah. No, but different times cause are different leaders, man. Like, if it, if times, are good and peaceful. Like, I want a Democrat in the office. I want someone who cares about everybody and tries to make life more equitable for everybody.

Man, that's a good point. No, I truly want that. I want someone who's more empathetic and I want someone who's trying to make life as, as, uh, reduce inconvenience to as many people as possible and try to lift up everybody, etc. When it's war, when it's potentially World War, I don't need some fucking, I don't need some fucking,

I don't want some fucking Democrat talking about. We need to make all the chick-fil-a bathrooms, gender neutral. Yeah. No. We at war, bro. We're at war. I need some fucking psychopath

at the helm. You know what I need? I don't know if I need a psychopath, but I need somebody who's ready because like right now I was like, man, I read an article yesterday in the New York Post

and they was like Russian elite are ready to overthrow boot. I think that that could be some I, if that's what I would say if I wanted to. He's fucking up the money. Yeah, he's fucking up the back.

But he's got so much control that I don't know if it. Somebody ain't probably going to end up trying to hit them up. They would. but it's like even if you hit him up, it's like you then have to be able to control the people

that he controls. They name like four people they want to put in place. In the post, they name like three different people that they want to put in place already because what people, I don't know if they realize it, I guess so many protests in Russia every day. Like, they've been tired of that shit. Yeah, oops, I can see that.

Right now, you're fucking the bag up. You know, I just... Because I guess the people are upset because the oligarchs are taking all the natural wealth out of the country, right? and they didn't really earn the rights to that wealth. They bought it for pennies on the dollar. So instead of all that gas money going to the people,

instead of like all the timber going to the people, the aluminum going to the people, or at least more of it, going to the people, it's just going to these extremely wealthy dudes. And then Putin gets a piece of everything that are going to them, and that's the deal he has with them. So basically it's like, okay, you want all the aluminum rights? Sure.

You got to cut me off my little piece, and I'll make sure that you're good. I just understand why we're playing about these nooks. Like Trump is out here like, you know, Putin's throwing around the N-word. And people think he's talking about racial slurs. You know what I mean? It's like, yo, don't fucking undersell that.

Yeah, with the hard arc. Don't say, like, what you mean, the N-word? No, he's throwing out with the hard-off. Like, well, why are we playing with this? He's basically said, I got my nukes off safety. I read something other day where they were like he sent his family to a underground city and suburbia and he's already doing fucking nuclear evacuation. Just why are we playing with the thought of this?

Hit him up. That don't scare you? I know it does. Just when we got money, too. I got a change. I'm out here blinging. You know what I mean? Like this motherfucker won't destroy everything before I can go flex on these holes.

Hey, man, we be like drug dealers. We be in heaven like, yo, man, we bawled. We had it though. We had to go, right? Now you got to get some babies. It was a short run, but we bawled. Yeah. All right.

Babies, man. Go get some babies. Do it. What else we got, Taylor? There you go. Come on with that We don't, Krona. We saw her own TV today

I was like, get the fuck out of here, Fauci. Fauci's like the groundhog. You know what I mean? You're about to pop up and ruin my spring. Two whole weeks of coffee. Spring is here, Fauci. All right? You're not putting this toothpaste back into YouTube.

Yeah. Let's do asking idiots. Hell yeah. Oh, responding. Oh, Arshan, if you could back, if you could, I guess you said, if you could go back to visit. Is it one historical era for a date?

Which one would it be? There was a funny, uh, Louis C.K joke about, like, how he could travel back to any time in history. Mm-hmm. And black people can only go back to, like, the 80s. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah, because it's rough.

It's rough for you anytime fast the 80s. Yeah, but like, what time when I? I guess you would go way back. With dinosaurs? I'm going 1990s, New Jack Swing era. that's what I'm going in. I'm going to New York City when the cocaine was organic, okay, and Teddy Riley was king.

He's still king to me. But I'm going back to that era. I'm going back to when people was riding around and the goddamn jeeps with no doors. I want to be in the club when guy I liked first came out. That's why I'm at with it. Yeah, that makes sense because they still had air conditioning. Like all these people don't want to try and travel before air conditioning.

It's like, fuck out of here, bro. And nobody want to be in a castle when it's 90 degrees. I saw this funny-ass tweet. Somebody said, man, the motherfucker who invented deodorant was fed the fuck up. He couldn't take it. He couldn't take that shit. The motherfucker. When you think about that shit, that's what it's true.

It's soap and it stays with you all day. That's what I'm saying. You soap, two-based and deodorant. Somebody said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Tissue, tall-t tissue. Oh, toilet. These type of shit, I appreciate. I appreciate all of them type of shit.

I appreciate the little things in life. Hygiene, yeah. Yeah, that's funny, bro. They was fed. The fuck. Oh, the real Jacob Collins 95. This is a good one. Okay.

Can you pour water on wax to see if his tight-ass clothes will shrink and make him suffocate? I don't think I should be the one to do that. I think since summertime is coming, I think somebody should just do it. Somebody should just run up for a lot. But you have to stand there after you do it. You're going to get someone hurt, right? You're going to get someone hurt. Just after you're talking about doing this shit.

Don't throw the water on them, though. Super Soaker. Super soaked that hole. You can pull a gun on wax. They run up on him with a super soaker and just, especially in the summer because he wears tight t-shirts in the summer. Hopefully wax don't have a super-soka on him too.

Whoa. That sounds dangerous. That sounds sexy. You might get wet. Say what? He said he's going to ski all over somebody. Oh, word. What did you do that?

Skeet on me. I'll ski on your back. Would you just, you'll ski on his back. That's what wax says. Make sure I'll get too wet. Make sure they get wet more than I do. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. Damn, man.

So, boy. Boil up your ankles with your Tim's tap, Nick. What the fuck I'm talking about? What was that line, bro? What just happened? I hope it was a rap. What?

I hope it was a rap of his. Yeah, like, yo, where is that from? A routine rap. That's about Kougeet Flavin' Your Ear Remix, man. God damn, bud. Oil up your ankles and let your Tim's tap. That sounds fucking great. Oil up your legs and let your Tim's tap.

What is going on right now? I flew the hell out of goat, boy. My neck is crazy right now. My neck is crazy right now. That shit is nice. This shit is nice, yo. I can't stop looking at me. That shit nice, yo.

Have a second with your wife with the chain on and the rollies. It's going down, bro. Hold on. This shit can be hit me in my teeth. It's cracking my fucking... We out here. You guys say, we out here. Yeah, we out here, bro.

We out here. We are here. Okay, we can end on this question. I let wax there. of this. Who Dre wants to know why is Wax the Tramp? Now let me read you the definition of Tramp again. Why? Yeah, because I don't know.

Because words. Hold on. Let me read you the definition of Tramp again. The words you be saying earlier is why. A person who travels from place to place on foot in search of work are as a vagrant or beggar. All right. I don't think that's me. I don't beg for shit. Work is women.

That's true. That's true. You travel from place to place We used to travel on foot In search of women That's not true Are as a vagrant or beggar I'm not that guy no more

And back in the day I wasn't even, you know, searching for women anyway Only reason I was a whore Oh, no, I'm wrong I read the actual definition, I'm sorry What does a tramp mean in slang? If someone calls you a tramp They either mean you're a slut or a hobo

Each meaning comes from vagrant or wanderer and the low-life behaviors associated with vagrants. Low-life behavior. Slut. I mean, I used to be somebody that woman liked it a whole lot. Like you said, I lost it.

I don't have it like that no more. Only way a man could be a horrid slut or a tramp, women have to make them that. A man can't just be that. You know what I mean, men want to be whores and sluts and want to get pussy, and they can't. So if a man is that, is a woman's fault.

Wow. You blame everything on women. That's their fault. Wow. Wow. Are you telling me that you could be a whore with that woman? Well, listen, wait if a bunch of women want you, but you don't sleep with them. You're just like, nah, I'm cool.

Back in the day, it takes two to be a train. You're right, but guess what? Back in the day, if you told a woman no, something was wrong with you. Why? Because that was the thing. Back in the day, like, you told a woman, no, what the fuck is wrong with you, boy? You got standards. Respect your penis, bro.

Again, back in the date, now I do. Now I think there was actually a thing that men actually could do. But back in the day, it was like, a woman told you, come on. He's like, all right. Oh, you just thought you had to sleep. I thought I had to do it. Wow. I thought it was a thing.

Wow. Andrew, you never thought that. Like a woman come out and let you tell you want to give you something. If you don't go give it to her, like, what? Something might be wrong with you, right? Yeah, you got to gas light him. You got to hit them up. You got a gaslight him, bro.

Wait, what? No, that's not what. You know what? As always, you listen to this podcast. You think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right.

But you listen to this podcast, and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliant idiotous podcast. Thank you for listening. This guy is so much.