The Brilliant Idiots - Zombie Gawk 3000

Episode Date: December 14, 2023

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A little longer? Yeah. Okay, a good hot 75. You're going to do at least 75. At least 75 is an hour of 15. That's a nice little drive. You're driving somewhere right now. We're going to have it ready for you, okay?

Locked in. Taylor, all means necessary. Locked in, Taylor. What you got for us? Let's go. Heat off the toe. Heat off the top. Being of affection, right?

Okay. So. Here we go already. Let me ask you a question. You're white, right? Yeah. So there's. Wait, what do you mean?

I'm white. So look. No, you asked me a question. What is that? You asked me a question. What does it mean I'm white? What do you mean by that? I'm asking that.

No, no, but I didn't answer you. What do you mean I'm white? She's high. Get your phone out out. I don't know. I hate when people ask answers. Yeah. Stop asking answers.

You know he's white. Why would you ask him that? Andrew, you white, right? I don't know if I'm white now. You know what I'm saying? No, I don't know. Taylor, you're short, right? Yeah.

Shala, you're extremely handsome, right? You know what I'm saying? Don't ask. Answers ask questions. Okay, I hate what you do that. Extremely, extremely is crazy. I mean, extremely? Extremely what?

Hansen, like extremely. Come on, man. Of course. You got handsome moments. Okay. That little GQ moment for you was handsome. Okay, okay. You know what it is?

I'm gonna tell you what it is. The side profile. Somebody hit me at the portrait picture. Nah, it was straight on when you had the gray jacket or something like that. I'm gonna show you. I know you got it. I know you got it.

I know you got the greatest moment of your life. No, no, no, no. This is a new one. This is a new one. This happened yesterday. Oh, let me see. Hold on. I was down in Atlanta at the Operation Hope Forum with my man John Hope Bryant and Bishop T.D. Jakes.

Oh, Bishop T.Jakes is there? Yeah, man. Hold me see if I can find this portrait picture. Now, you, come on now. Let me see that. That portrait pick killing them. Bro. I'm not going to lie, man.

I'm not going to lie. I'm on, yo. You, you. Show the people. If I need an aid for my country, you give it to me. Bro, I'm telling you. If I need to. aid for my, if I needed military aid

from my country. If Zelensky looks like that. Come on, yo. If Zelensky had those lips right now. Come on, yo. Come on, yo. If Zelensky looked like that, he wouldn't have to ask twice. Biden to give it to him with no hesitation. That's right. One time all you need. Are you going to look for something else?

You know what I'm saying? How bad you want to have a country? That's true. That's what Biden got asked. How bad you want to have bored? Something's going on. He ain't just getting that money just because you got to do something. If I'm Biden, I'm looking right at him. I'm like, yo, you want to be Russian or not. Yo, do you want to be from Russia or not?

Biden is sniffed Zelensky's hair. Russia or not. What was that camera on song? Suck it a nut. He's sucking a nut. Now, what you just have to do with Andrew Vien White? It says Drew Barrymore. I'm not white.

The rest is Oprah Winfrey. I'm Asian. I'm an Asian man. I'm an Asian man. And don't tell him he's not. He can identify whatever you want to identify. I identify as Asian. My question wasn't wrong then.

No, you did. You asked me if I was white. Look at me. Tell me I'm not fucking Asian right now. Say I'm not, say I'm not fucking Asian right now. Chris was like similar down. I didn't know if Chris was bowed. Because he recognized, he recognized him.

He recognized him. He recognized that shit. He was like, oh, he got a higher belt. He had a higher belt. His belt got more strikes than mine. I'm literally, yeah. What is this? What's the point?

They're laughing or making in the comments I'm talking in the comments. Why's her hand black? Oh, all right. Why is her hand black? I didn't, I thought she was holding her own hand like that. Oh, shit. That looks crazy.

Oh, fuck. Yo, screenshot tapping me. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm going to post that and say, yo, what the fuck is the one of the way? Drew Barrymore got vaccinated again. Yeah. How many, how many, how many vaccines? Drew.

It's getting crazy. What? What? Yo, Taylor. Give me my hand back, bitch. Della, you still ain't gave me no context. Yeah. Basically, I just told you, they're in a comment.

It's weird. Why won't she give her a hand back? The color... They're in the comments just laughing about how she keeps caressing. First of all, you got to understand. Well, first of all, I fuck with Drew Barrymore. I like Drew Barrymore. But here's the thing.

Drew Barrymore has a daytime talk show. That is the god of daytime talk shows, Oprah Winstley. All of them act like that when she goes on her show. Sherry Shepherd acted like that this week. Drew Barrymore is acting like that. like that because for her to come on Drew's show, it's kind of like a validation. It's like a stamp.

Like Oprah not going to waste their time coming on those show that they ain't getting no numbers. Yeah. One thing that I've done is spend time with the audience every day. And I had felt guilty for it. No, no, no, no, no. It is necessary. And it's okay that it takes extra time.

My crew used to be like, oh, my God, how much time is you going to spend talking to that audience? Okay, by the way, I promise you. Oh, my God, would you please let the audience Skull. You know what I mean? Also touching someone that wealthy, like Yeah.

Yeah. What the fuck was I watching another day? I was, you know what I was watching? I was watching an old John Stuart Bill O'Reilly. Oh, when he lit him up? But this was when he was on a daily show. Oh, he brought O'Reilly.

And Bill O'Reilly was like, the most powerful they were talking about racism. You're like, the most powerful man in America is a black man, Barack Obama. And the most powerful woman in America is a woman. Oprah Winfrey. A black woman.

Yeah. And John was like, I don't think, just because you give our cars, don't make you the more powerful first black woman in the world. There was white privilege, but it no longer exists. Maybe you haven't figured out that there is no more slavery,

no more Jim Crow, all right? And the most powerful man in the world is a black American and the most powerful woman in the world. Oprah Winfrey is black. Okay. Being able to give people a free car does not make you the most powerful one I'm She is, though.

I think Oprah was more powerful than any other woman in America. Um. What woman? You just want people to say this. You just want people to say, tell you. No, no, no, no, no. No, I'd say back in the day. Back in the day it was not close.

There's no woman in this. Say what? Nah, not, not, not. What the fuck was she doing serving pea soup in the Oval Office? Hillary needed, Hillary would need, oh. Hillary would need Oprah Stamber. Back in the day, Hillary would need Oprah Stamps. That Open Winfrey show was such a powerful vehicle.

There was not no more powerful platform in the world. It's true, man. You go on Oprah you own. Sell out any book. Sell out any book. Think about all the stars she made on that show. Dr. Phil was a regular. That baby.

Dr. Oz was a regular. fucking Ayana Bonzant was a regular. Gail King. Rachel. Rich Rachel. Rachel Roy. or Rachel Ray. It was one of the Rachel's.

All of them popped off because of Marianne Williamson. All of them popped off because of Oprah, yo. No, nobody's denying Oprah's the king. But let go of her hand, you know? Yeah, why? I'm surprised Oprah ain't say something. Like, Drew, let go on my goddamn hand. I mean.

Hold on, who was telling the story about letting go? Yeah, this is a bit much. I didn't, okay, this is crazy. But what is she on there for? Is she promoting something? The color purple. That's why she's dressed like that, right? Yeah, yeah, the color purple.

Yeah. Over still fly Have you seen it? I heard it's really good What? The color purple No that's my wife My wife has two favorite movies

Color Purple The old one? No, there's a new one It's coming out Yes, this is a musical Part 3 No man It's not a part

It's a Because it went Colour Purple Precious And then what's this one? Oh wow This is a reboot This is a musical

What's this They're not singing Are they? Yeah they're singing The whole movie Fantasia's in it Taraji's in it To Raji P. Henson

Hold on They're singing it The whole movie. What are they saying? What are they saying? Don't give you that look. What are they saying? Ain't no good going to come to you until you do right by me.

Ain't no good going to come to you until you do right by me. I said, there ain't no good going to come to you till you do right by me. Because ain't no good going to come to you. Poppity. Poppity, boopitititie, pop. Yo, that beefa-box is. was crazy. Bro, that beatboxing I just did was crazy.

She finally let go on her hand. No, she did. Salute to Drew Barrymore, man. Taylor, I don't know why you, are you still, I need to know why you led with Andrew, you white, right? Yeah, what does my whiteness have to do with that video? I'm fucking, I'm Asian, yo. Can I saw in the comments, the same.

Don't even. They're saying that that's something white. Chris. You got it. You know, Chris. What are you talking about, Chris? What are you talking about, Chris? What am I using now?

Yo, what am I using now? What am I using now? What am I using now? What am I using now? You know, Andrew cooked the Coke with the nunchucks? Buddy, Andrew, hit that. You whipped that shit with the nunchucks. Come on.

Come on, now. Come on now. Come on now. The only person who can use numt chum chucks and whip coke at the same time is motherfucking, um, China Mac. China Mac. That's good. Child is really good.

Chize a China Mac, but for real, I'm stirring it up. Taylor, you still ain't tell us why you led with Andrew you white, right? I'm trying to keep interrupting. Come on, Taylor. I need you to perk up. You're sitting over there like a soup dumpling. I'm asking. God damn.

God damn. From Brooklyn Chiafout. That ain't no soup dumpness. That shit got protein in. What's going on for you? That's the lobster dumpling. What's he doing over there? That's a gyro dumpling.

I need you to get charged. Philly Cheesesteak dumplings. Ooh, you said the magic word. You know Brooklyn Shophouse got Philly Cheesesteak dumplings? No, no, no, no. Hell yeah. You never had a Philly Cheap House for date night. Say what?

Why don't go to Brooklyn Shop House? What's the percentage? Um, you stand out in there. I'm going, bro. I told you where I was at. Remember I sent you that video when I was at the Harlem, uh, when it was at Red Roosters? What the, the, oh, you was at Red Rooster? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what I sent you the video to the White Lady Tap dancer. Red Rooster Pover. No, it was amazing. First of all, if you're in New York and you have a weekend, go up to Red Roosters, and they do this like gospel brunch in Harlem is incredible. But he went to a gospel brunch. It was my brother-in-law's birthday. He wanted to go there.

And it was incredible. I've been there before, by the way. It's amazing. But there was this politician tap dancing for the black vote. Oh, that's what you? I sent the video to you. Oh, shit. You're right.

You're right. You're right. You're right. Or whatever her name is. What's her name? She was dancing her ass off. She went up, she's like, thank you so much for having me. I really appreciate you.

And then the lady who was running the whole show goes, you know what? We got to sing you a happy birthday. Come on up on stage. This poor white lady never heard of black heavy birthday. Because that's just long as hell. Happy birthday to you. Bro, the white lady ran out of dance moves 15 seconds in.

She did this. She did this side. And then she just sat there grabbing her fucking thighs. Just waiting for the song to be over. making white politicians dances revenge for minstrel shows. That's what we need to do to Zolinski, bro. You gotta do something.

Why the fuck is Zillinsky getting all this money and we ain't seeing no tunes? Used to be a reality show shop. Star, give me a routine, Zolensky. Can we get a free stand-up in America? Something? Go run to get me some cheesecake from Brooklyn over there. Something, yo.

What did he make you do? Come on, man. Let's not forget Zolinsky used to be an entertainer. What is he doing to get all that money, man? Come on. Show me something, Zolinski. A little two-step. What kind of dance you want, bro?

The Russian shit. Yes, I was just thinking. Come on, bro. I was just thinking the same shit. And I want you to do it with a fucking bear. I want you and the bear dancing together, Zelensky.

All this fucking money they're getting. Huh? Sending another 60 million, Al. What can you do with the six? It's not billion. I saw a beat. Oh, dancing ain't.

Am I lying? Are I making this up? Dancing ain't enough. You got to go on the Drew Barrymore show. Play that camera on record. You got to go on the Drew Barrymore show right now. Yeah. Hold on. How you fell Zelensky?

Let me put Zelensky. 60 billion. No. Let me see. They say that's what he asked for yesterday. Yep, Zelensky. $110.10.5 billion. God damn. Yesterday it said Zelensky.

That's not all Ukraine. It includes Ukraine. Man, this shit right here says Zilinski travels the U.S. an attempt to save $60 billion deal. They said Biden lost his temple with Zilinski. on Halloween over Ukraine age. You think? At some point, you got to be like,

I've given you motherfuckers enough. But do you think he's surprised Biden? That's why? What you mean? You think he just snuck up behind him? Boom. I mean, that's scary to a 90-year-old man, right? Because that was a phone call.

No. Yo, do you think Biden is used to hearing the phone ring a certain way because he's so old? The ones that you go like this? Yeah, the rotary phone was like, yeah. He hears this new shit.

He's probably what the fuck? It's in his pocket. can vibrate. He's like, what the fuck going on in my pot? There's a squirrel. Someone else not the squirrel in the pocket. Barack, hey, Barack, did you put a squirrel in my pocket again? Is that a squirrel in your pocket?

Are you just happy to see me? What did you do? What did you do? What did you do? Come on, bro. That was crazy right there. You just ditty yourself. You got to.

Chill out. You got it. You hate it. So I thought you was wiping water, but you went back and forth like eight times. You was DJ. I was trying to rub. I was rubbing the squirrel. I meant to rub my thigh. Yeah, you were rubbing the squirrel. I don't got nothing there, no way. Ain't that nought. Um, what else we got, Taylor? Boosey was not. What? With restaurant food. Why didn't you ask me if I'm white before we did this one? Oh, my God. You over it. Boosy thinking Keith Lee. out food because if they don't come in the next five minutes we leave. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's five minutes. Stay cold and there. Where is he eating at it and why? It is not hot. What did he do?

Like what? Taylor, you got to tell me the point in this store. I just want to get your own. And you got to go. You didn't like the food. Teller, this was horrible. That wasn't a good one, Taylor. Let's salute to Boosie.

Yeah, shout out, Bousie. He's right. Have you ever done that, though? You have eaten at a nasty restaurant but asked for it to go box anyway? No, that's crazy. No, why would you do that? No, that's crazy. Unless he was really, really hungry, high like Taylor.

No, you don't feel bad. No, not if I'm going to tell him it sucks. You're spending money on food in his ass. Feel bad for what? The customer is always right. If I go to an establishment and somebody doesn't, and I don't like their food, I have the right to either tell them or just leave, pay, and never go back there again.

And it's worse, your word of mouth is worse. Telling people that that place sucks is worse than putting them on blast. That's why I don't like when people ask me if I like something. Somebody did that to me today, y'all. Don't do that to me. And they did it while we're in the midst of recording something. Somebody asked me if I like their music, yo. And it's one of my partners.

I ain't like that. Who? I don't need to say it. Y'all probably see it by the time this come out. Don't add that. Why would you ask me this in public? If it's already going to come out, just tell us. Who was it?

I don't want to say, man, because I don't want to shit on them. No, but you already did shit on them. It's going to come out. Well, let them figure it out. All I'm simply saying is don't ask me things if you're not sure what my opinion is in public. How do you know? I just have a feeling. How did you know that?

I had a feeling. Somebody said that? No. Yeah, it was. Yeah. How you know? Well, I listened to his song and it sucks.

It really did. Don't do that to my God. Which song you heard? The one where he dissed Megan or whatever? Oh, we got into it about that. We didn't get into it about that. But yeah, I didn't. You ever read the lyrics to that shit, yo?

Yeah. That shit is a bit much, yo. It's a lot. Like, really? It's a lot. First of all, partisan can wrap his ass off. No, partisan is nice. He has very clever bar.

Very. But the way he rap is. I thought wasn't very engaging. That was, it's really one of the greatest disc records of all time. If you just look at the lyrical content. If you actually look at bar for bar, that's where I'm listening to it, I'm like,

ooh, these bars are great, but the batteries are low. He went too crazy, man. He went too crazy on that record, and I told him that. But this wasn't even what we were talking about. You got a project coming out called Sex Tate. It's called Sex Tate. And I like Bautin Fontaine. You know what I'm saying?

I just like a certain type of music. music from Partisan Fontaine. Like? I like when he on that street shit. You know what I'm saying? I like when he, I like that Newberg, dirty gutter.

And what's crazy is, and this is what I'll never understand about super dope artists, creative artists, creative people. We're having this conversation and he's letting me, he let me hear a record

that isn't on the album I had. He said it should be on there this week. Live? He lets you hear this. No, no, no. He let me hear it afterwards. That shit's so hard. That shit called.

for ligamy. That shit's so hard. I'm like, this should be the intro of the fucking album. But why isn't it? I don't know why creatives do what they do. I don't know. I would never understand why creatives do what they do, man. Yeah, that's tough. I would never understand it.

Like, the hot shit, why is that not on there? It's a no-brainer. You know? So I don't know. But he just asked me what my favorite song was on the album. And he was like, But you already told me you don't like it. So I just kind of sat there stupid.

Oh, fuck. Then he asked me again. Oh, no. I'm like, bro, you just, you just said what I think. What did he do? This ain't the partisan music I'm into. What song you want to hear off your album, buddy? Anyone, what's your favorite one on there?

Since you don't like it. I like show me love. I like playing in sex, sex and conceited. Which one you like? I like them all. Which one you like? You just said it. You just said exactly how I feel.

Is they all commercial? Yes. This ain't the party I like. All right. Yeah. You know, not saying other people won't be into it. Was it a love song or something? Yeah, it's like the whole album.

It's like three or four songs that he said he recorded prior. But, you know, when you listen, I'm sure most people are going to think he's taking shots at Megan, right? And then, you know, yeah, he got a joint with sexy red. That's cool. It's like a club joint. But that ain't the party I like. I like storytelling party. And he's telling stories on here.

I just like a different type of storytelling from him. You know what I mean? Long story short, don't ask me if I like something to yours in front of people if you don't know how I feel about it, especially if we're cool. You're going to be honest about it. I have no choice.

I mean, you do have a choice. That's a lot. But I don't lie good. Say again? I don't lie good, Joe. I tried to lie to somebody the other day. Who the fuck did I try to lie to? The entire world?

Who did I try to lie to, you know? You're actually pretty. good at line. Yeah, you're pretty good. Nah, not, not, it's the lie that I make. My ears got pointy and all that kind of thing. That was true, though. That really happened. Yeah. I almost turned into a way wolf.

Yeah. I was right there until I got distracted by other third graders. What the fuck? Who was I talking to the other day? That was good. That was good. That was good. This guy is just, it was really good.

I did. I got distracted. It was the third grade. Who was I talking to another day? Try to lie. Try to lie to me now about how great parties, uh, song was. Just tell me the lie.

I couldn't even do it. Just try. Just how would you say it if you were going to try a lot? Yo, that new partisan Fontaine? Yeah. Yeah. Who did I told me?

Telling, who was I talking to the other day, yo? It was on air and I lied to him. No, no, no, no. I lied to him in the middle of the interview. No, no, no. What the fuck was it? Did you call yourself out online? I said I watched something.

I lied. I was like, yo, that shit you did? the guy that we just had yesterday? Who was it? The restaurant eater? No, it wasn't him. I don't remember who it was. I don't remember.

I can't believe you kickoff. I can't believe you guessed I was thinking about party, y' Why? Because there was no reason for you to believe that. You have one friend that's a rapper. No, I got a couple. No, he's your friend. I've known party.

There's only one person that you, in my opinion, you would feel bad being honest that you didn't like his music to. Party? Because you really do like him. I like Party a lot, man. Eddie's a good guy. I think he's getting a bad rap right now.

I think, you know, a lot of people didn't know who he was when he started dating Meg. But, you know, he's a guy that's been moving and shaking behind the scenes for a little minute. He never intended to be a writer, but he was writing for Cardi. Yeah, he made millions of dollars writing for Cardi. Did you ever ask him if it, like, how does he put himself in the, mind frame to rap about those things.

I didn't ask him to that. That was a good question. Because he got to rap about sucking cocks and shit. That's what be careful was. But here's the thing about rapping about stuck in cock. We've had our cocks sucked. So you just got to flip it. That's all.

You know what I'm saying? It's not a hard thing to do. You're just rapping about, you know, how you would feel, you know what I'm saying? Like how you would feel if your woman went and sucked somebody else's dick. Like when he wrote, Be Careful, that's what be careful is about. He wrote from the perspective of a woman. woman that was upset because of what her van was doing.

And so she went out there and, you know, got some revenge cheating going on. That's not a hard concept to write about. You don't think so? No, I guess not. Yeah, everybody and they've been cheated on. Right? Yeah, that's kind of... Nobody wants to think about that?

No, it sucks, though. No, shit. It sucks like cocks. Yeah. What else we got, Taylor? Sluited party, though. Shout out party. Yeah, music is subjective.

And I'm not saying sex tape is whack. I'm just saying that I like a certain music from partisan fontaine. And you want it more gritty. I want gritty, man. I want that dirty Newburgh shit, man. You know what I'm saying? That dirty newburgh shit. Make me feel like I want to fucking stab somebody with something,

stab somebody with something rusty. You know? That's what I want. I feel that. What is this? Cowboys. Aren't you happy? Listen, I'm humble.

Why? I'm humble, yo. It's so high. It's unbelievable. Yeah, you thought about all of these right after you smoked. Yeah. Drew Barry. The Cowboys, aren't you happy?

Yo, what's going on, Taylor? Was not impressed with restaurant food. Dak Prescott, Leeds, Dallas Cowboys past Eagles. What's the point of this? You haven't had a brilliant of sports taking a long time, so you want one? I'll give you one. Dallas Cowboys are going to the motherfucking Super Bowl. Oh, you're back on?

What you mean? I never was off. I've been saying this for 27 years every year. What are you talking about? My daddy tased the Marine on 9-11 at MetLife Stadium, yo, during the Cowboys' Jets game. Don't ever question our fandom. Well, really disturbing incident in the stands at Sunday's Jet Cowboys game. Watch this.

Now we're going to explain it. It's a little hard to tell exactly what's going on. But the fact is that despite very high security of these games, they're dividing men and women's different lines and checking everybody's bags as you go in. But somebody managed to get a taser gun into the same. stadium and then they used it. My dad has a tattoo right now that says Dallas Cowboys six-time Super Bowl champions. You know how many Super Bowls we've won? Five.

All right? And he got that in 1990, motherfucking seven after the Cowboys' last Super Bowl. Way before people were doing things like, you know, putting more championships on their bodies than their team. My dad did that in 97. And it stood the test of time ever since, okay? And it is my dream.

I haven't once it's 97. 96. 96 is all last Super Bowl. And I want to take my daddy to a Super Bowl to see the Cowboys play. Oh, really? It's all set and done. Oh, I don't care what the price is. Legally, can he enter?

Yes, he can get in. He's not like banned from the NFL. I don't think so. I mean, he should have. I don't think he was. He got arrested. I don't think he got banned. He might be banned from MetLife Stadium.

Maybe just mentally. Yeah, he might be banned from MetLife Stadium. But when the Dallas Cowboys go to the Super Bowl to shit? Because we're going, baby. Wait, why do you think you're going? I haven't been watching. Are the Dallas Cowboys good? We're 10 and 3.

We're number one in the division. We're number one in the NFC East. I thought everybody was saying Dak can't do it. He can't take him there. We just busted the Philadelphia Eagles ass on Sunday. They were like, they're like one of the best teams in the NFL. We busted their ass on Sunday.

We beat Seattle the week before. We got a very tough schedule the next few weeks. I think we play Buffalo, Miami. I think the Lions and then the commanders. commanders ain't shit. But Buffalo Miami Lions, that's a tough little threesome. But I just think we're going, man. I just think this is all year.

I think I'll be in Vegas watching the Dallas Cowboys and Usher on February 11th. I thought Usher is done. Oh, no, Usher is doing the Super Bowl. He's doing the goddamn Super Bowl. His residency. Yo, if you're Usher, do you just run that back? Oh, he's probably going to do a version of the same show. Everybody doing residencies now.

Wu-Tang's doing a residency. In Vegas? In Vegas? I saw Jodicy doing a residency. Yeah. I love that idea. I do, too. It's crazy how people used to.

to think that Vegas Residencies meant you were washed up. So who do you think changed that? Usher. I think even before that. Didn't Adele do it? I think, yeah, there's a few big marquee acts that did it that didn't have to. Like a Celine Dion wasn't washed up. Madonna wasn't washed up.

Didn't Britney Spears do it? Yeah, but Brittany was washed. Like, but. Whitney is not washed, yo. Come on. Brittany is not washed. Yo, Britney books sold one point something billion copies in a week. because people want her to see how crazy

she's. No, Britney drop an album right now. Britney do Taylor Swift number times 10. Stop. You don't believe that. Stop. Britney Spears drops the album right now. She does two, three million in a week. What are you going to bet on now? We always bet.

But. You would bet but? What? But. Now you're switching it. You used to be mouth. You like when I switch you. That's the whole point of having you.

You're telling me if Britney spins drops the album right now, she don't do over a million in a week. No. You're bug it. That's Britney fucking Spitz. That's Britney, bitch. Don't ever act like that's not goddamn Britney, bitch. That is Britney, bitch. That is.

It's Britney, bitch. Brittany is drop, Britney can drop an album right now, no single, no video, no nothing. She's doing a million in a week. Her book did, her book did like a million plus copies in seven days. Yes, because she's a thing. Her book. Way harder to sell a book. the album. Way harder

to sell a book than the album. Britney Spears selling a million plus, bro. You're crazy if you think otherwise. That's everybody, that's all of these girls go. So then why wouldn't she put out music? She's probably too rich to do it. She's busy as fuck. I mean, she's still doing

the shows. Hmm. She still does shows? I thought she was still doing the shows. So is the residency done? Brittany, drop in 20204, y'all. I mean, she might have to. Be right.

You don't think why? What makes, okay, let's ask this question then. What would Britney Spitz sell if she dropped the album right now? I think she does maybe 300,000 versus. You're crazy. You're crazy. Million copies. Honestly, it depends on the music.

No, it don't. I think it does. Like, if the music is fire, everybody's going to give it a listen. Million copies. Everybody gives it a listen. Million copies. Yo, here's the thing. It sounds crazy, but all she needs to do is have one song shitting all over Justin Timber.

like one song alluding to how her ex was just using her for money. Fuck boy Fetty. That'll be the name of the song. Fuck boy Fetty. Kevin Fetterline disc. I was talking about the most recent one, but fuck it. Put Kevin on there too.

So she just starts banging on people. They're going to listen for that alone. Come on, man. So you think she does bigger numbers than Taylor? Nah, I don't think it's bigger than Taylor. Just about it. Taylor's a million a week person. The 1989 Project did 1.5 in a week.

Brittany does those kind of numbers, y'all. Easily. She got enough drama and shit. Absolutely. You guys shouldn't put the AC on? She got enough drama and shit where she could actually... And she's Britney.

I don't know if that has anything... Bro, yeah. Get that middle finger going. Pull out. I'm going to see how much her book did in the first week, Taylor. It was like a million plus copies, yo. You know, Chris, how hard is it to sell books

in 2023? Very hard. Very hard. And she ain't even do no press tour. Brittany ain't even do no interviews, no nothing for her book. Just threw out a book with a couple of fucking sound bites.

Justin Timberlake saw Genuine and fucking started moonwalking. You said that wasn't true, too. What? Jane might say that would be true. That's how much Spears likely earned for the woman in meat. No, no, no, how much did Brittany,

no, Jesus Christ, Taylor. What? How much did Brittany's book sell? Not how much did Britney sell for books? Oh, sorry, I bet. Jesus Christ. How much did Britney Spears book sell? That's one point one copy.

Yes, there you go. 1.1 million copies of Britney's book in a fucking week. If you don't buy a book, you'll listen to an album. Now, one listen isn't one purchase. That's the tricky thing. But if the album is good, people will just keep listening. Okay, so I hear what you're saying.

She has potential to do numbers. People clearly still care, in other words. Brittany is a guy. I'm telling you, Britney is goaded, yo. I bet you if you talk to Taylor any of them, they'll be like, yo, Brittany was, I mean, of course Taylor gives it up for Beyonce, but Britney was the one right there. Like, who was a bigger act than Britney during that time?

No, Britney was crazy. Crazy. And it seemed like every woman that they put out was literally like a Britney copy. Copy. You know what I mean? Until you got to know them. Everybody thought Christina Aglero was a Britney copy until you realized like, oh, she can really sing. You said what?

They grew up together. I went and put, they just tried to. No, Brittany was first and Christina was second. Yo, Brittany had black people singing I'm a slave. Come on, yo. She might be the goat, bro. Come on, yo. Brittany had black people frowsy riding around singing I'm a slave, yo.

I'm a slave for you. Shoot, black people singing to a white woman. No think pieces about it, no nothing. No controversy, no backlash, no nothing, yo. I'm a... I'm a first concert. Slave for you. You hear that?

Brittany was your first concert. A little poor, disenfranchised black girl from Lower Darby. And how was it? Britney Smith was her first concert, yo. You know, your street card is revoked. My white best friend wanted me to go. What does that mean white best friend? Was it not your best friend?

I got a white best friend. My first white friend was Tommy. I'm bad. She's not her best friend of one. She said, I'm back. Well, you high as shit. She doesn't even fucking left. She can't.

I'm back. Take a deep breath. How you don't lead a rumor that you say, I'm back? You hide his shit, yo. What are you talking about? No. You said I'm back. Yeah. You didn't leave!

You hi. I hate you. Okay. What else we got? Yeah. Okay. Look at Brittany. Yeah.

Ready to fill that. Oh, pull up an ad. Let's do an ad. What are we looking like on time? Andrew got date night. No, we're good. Okay. Okay.

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DeAndrewshaltz.com, go get those tickets to the Life Tour right now. Thank you so much everybody who's bought up all those tickets, man. I just want to tell everybody, make sure you go grab my man, Doug Melville's book, Invisible Generals. It is available everywhere you buy books now.

It's the latest release off my book in print, Black Privilege Publishing. Simon & Schuster, salute to everybody at Simon & Schuster. Sloat to everybody that's been grabbing Doug Melville's book, man. He had a great interview on CBS Saturday morning this past weekend, man.

They did a really great profile piece on him and Invisible Generals and, you know, everything he's trying to do, um, as far as keeping his family's legacy and, you know, just making people aware of his family's legacy. So salute to Doug Melville. Make sure you go get, uh, Alicia Renee's Unleashed for Love on, um, Audible. Check out everything we got out on Audible, Unleash for Love, summer 85, as well as finding Tamika. And the latest project we just put out broke down profits, uh, which is an audio scripted project, audio scripted crime. Thriller done by my man S.A. Cosby stars Jonathan Majors, Brian Tyree, Henry, Dasha Polanco.

I think Donnell Rawlins is on there as well. So make sure you go get that on Audible right now. What else we got, Taylor, gang? Pull up that takeoff story, man. I want to talk about that takeoff story. What's the takeoff story? I want to see what Andrew's thoughts are on that takeoff story, man. What is it? I'm going to let you see it. This is very, very, very, very wild to me. Wait, why? What is it? People need to knock it to fall. Fuck off. Wait, what's going on? What's going on here?

Taylor's high. I hate you. That's what the hell is going on. Why you hate me? Because you high. Yeah. You come to work high. You mad at me.

That makes no sense. Seems like a pretty good job. You come to work fucking high. Stop. Look at Zelensky in the White House with Kamala. Oh, no. Just in there fresh, too. Fresh looking clean.

Spending that money. Spending that money. Let me see. Mm-hmm. Mm-mm. All right, what do you got? Woman who sued takeoff for rape wants his mother to be the defendant for lawsuit to continue.

Come on, man. Wow. Come on, man. What sense does that make? Wow. First of all, rest and peace to take off, you know, always send the healing energy to his family for sure. What does his mother have to do with this? How could his mother be a defendant for a sexual assault rape lawsuit?

Come on, man. Like, what are we doing here now, people? So this woman wants more justice for herself, careful with that back. She wants more justice for herself. And it's not enough justice that he's dead. He never got charged for anything. He never got charged for anything. Right.

I think the lawsuit was happening when he was alive. But what is the, how does that work? Like when you die when there's a lawsuit against you, it's just over, right? I have no idea. You could sue the estate. You could sue the estate. Well, is this a civil case or is this a civil case? It's a civil case.

Oh, so she just wants the bag. She's trying to inconvenience. She's trying to inconvenience to mom. so that she can get the back. Because the mom most likely has rights to the estate. Sure. Yeah. I'm sure.

Oh, that's it. So this is just about, hey, I got to sue somebody. You got the estate. I need to get mine. I think it's just the way they titled this. It's just saying,

hey, I'm suing takeoff. But no, he wanted his mother to be a defendant. I think that, I don't think, what can his mother do in this case? His mother wasn't there.

There just has to be somebody there. I wonder if it's not even she wants the mother. I wonder if it's the, the next of kin, the person who has all the resources after death, is the person who has to stand trial. Yeah. That's my assumption. What does it say? On December, what did that say?

Eighth? Yeah. My name is L.A. reported the plaintiff who is suing takeoff for an alleged 2020 rape has filed court documents requesting the case continue. Despite the rapist's death last November, the woman is reported requested takeoff's mother. Step into the defendant role in the case. once she is the acting Administrator of his estate. Exactly, yeah. A judge will reportedly make a decision on the motion

during the next hearing for the case. How can you have his mother take the stand? His mother was not there that night. His mother doesn't know any details. She's just the active administrator of his estate. So she basically controls all his money and this girl wants to sue civilly, obviously, to get the money.

And she's going to have to sue the mother because she's the active administrator. It says back in August of 2020, an unnamed woman filed a lawsuit against the Atlanta rapper, claiming he sexually assaulted her on June 22nd of that year. Jane Doe claimed she was at a party attended by takeoff when he began staring at her, making her uncomfortable. She claims the rapper later saw her with... J. Dorel, which sparked an argument between the two men.

She didn't allege his takeoff came into her room she was in and raped her despite her objection to his sexual advances. Look, I don't know what's true and what's not true. I just... How do you go to some... somebody's mom and say you need to take the stand as a defendant in a situation like this. How could a mom even defend this? Like the mom was not there in any way, shape, or form. It just feels like, you know, sometimes things just don't make any logical sense.

And you know how sometimes things, something just doesn't feel right? It's one that just doesn't feel right. Yeah. You know? How does she even prove it? If this is a he said, she says situation. That's what I'm saying. If there's no kit, there's no nothing.

I feel like if there was proof or evidence, then she would have pressed for criminal charges already? Um, I don't know. I think people go for the bag first nowadays. Wow. A lot of times. You know, that's what it seems like.

Take the mic. Take the mic. What'd you say? I think in California, they dismissed it for not enough evidence. You're right. It says right there in April of 2021, the L.A. County District Attorney's Office

decided not to pursue criminal charges in the case. Yeah. It's just strange, man. The criminal civil thing always confuses me a little bit Because it's like, yo, if you can't prove it criminally Why should you be able to prove it civilly? Exactly, you know And what is the reason for that?

I have no idea. Chris, what's the reason for why civil lawsuits? I understand why, like for example, why can't you get proven guilty in a criminal lawsuit and then as part of the punishment have to pay a sum of money? Like, why can't those things coincide each other? Why is there a completely separate trial for civil?

Because one requires more proof than the other. And I guess one requires more proof. The criminal. But what we're saying is guilt is guilt. There's not enough proof for criminals. It shouldn't be enough proof for civil. Yeah. Like, we don't think you're guilty of it criminally, but simply you're guilty of it.

Like, what the fuck is that even mean? Because civil cases doesn't have 12 jurors. It also doesn't have beyond the shadow of a doubt, right? It's such a strange thing. But it seems weird. Like, there's got to be a reason for it. And maybe, maybe with the civil cases, you have to prove how it has impacted you and how it has hurt you, like how this situation

that that person is allegedly responsible if it's impacted and hurt you, whereas with criminal, it doesn't matter how you've been hurt by it. It's just, did that person break the law? Yeah. So I guess there are multiple things that you have to separate for the sake of a lawsuit, but it seems icky. Like, if you get your, this is it, if you get your criminal lawsuit dismissed, I don't think you should be able to sue for civil. If you convince you. somebody on a criminal, then you should follow up with Sybil. And that's

an easy dove. Absolutely. That's tricky though, because what if say you got sexually assaulted, but you didn't go get a rape kid or something like that, and you can't prove it. So that means you shouldn't get any justice whatsoever? Well, like the OJ case would be probably the best

known example. Well, yeah, but see, the OJ thing is there was two bodies. You know what I mean? Like, people did die. I'm just saying we have innocent He was proven guilty in this country, right? He was. He was. So he shouldn't be able to be charged civil.

In my opinion. He was found innocent. If there's not enough evidence to say that this person is criminally guilty of an act, how can you say that they're civilly guilty of this? You know, if you call O.J. a murderer. You can, that's defamation. It's defamation. That's defamation.

Yeah. You cannot say that. He was found innocent in a court of love. What did you call him an unconvicted murder? I think that's, no, I don't think you can say that either. No. Because you're calling him a murder. Yeah.

What if you're like, maybe you're a murderer? Do we, do you think O.J. did it? Well, not now. You just trying to set me up. You said. That was great. What was that about? You're right.

That was terrible segue. What the fuck? But no, I was insane. Listen, you know what's so funny? I've been seeing that lately. I've been seeing people say they don't think he did it. And you know why? Because if his appearances on what it is.

Oh, yeah. For sure. He's innocent now. He's too funny. I'm telling you. He's too funny. He's too charming. I'm literally seeing people saying like, there's no way this guy.

Bro, do you remember him going on? There's no way this guy ever killed somebody. Do you remember him going on Wendy after he did it? Oh, I think he went on. I think he was Wendy, he went on and he was so fucking charming. I did a two-hour interview with him. One of the most charming guys ever met me. And so what happens in the conversation?

Do you bring it up? No. It became very controversial. Because there were some people in my office who wanted me to bring it up. There were other people who didn't. Everybody passed a knife around the day of the interview around my office. Passed a knife around. Yeah, they, like, they, as a joke and, like, HR got involved.

That's some shit I would do, you know. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That's some shit I would do, yo. Well, it was a white employee and a black employee got very upset about it. So it became like a whole HR thing that they had the interview. Why would the black employee get upset?

Oh, because the black employee was somebody who thought OJ was innocent. Exactly. I mean, we don't, listen, he was found in a court of law. O.J. In a court of law, OJ. Found innocent.

Absolutely. I think you could frame it like this. Oh, yeah, OJ is found innocent. Yeah. I would be comfortable saying if I was on the jury based on the evidence I saw I would vote for him to be guilty.

If it doesn't fit, you must have quit. That's Judith Regan right there sitting with O.J. Simpson. They were interviewing for a book that OJ was supposed to put out with Judith Regan called If I Did It. He did put out. He did put out the book. Nah, they didn't put it out. They wouldn't let it come out. The book is out.

No, the book never came out. I think they put out the, they put out the special. The cover. I've seen the covers. I've seen multiple covers, yeah, where if is really small. I thought they did put it out, and that's the only thing that the family can get money on. No, I don't think they put it out. This special was supposed to go with the book.

The special came out recently, like in the last decade, right, Chris, or my trip. Why were you interviewing him? It was published. Yeah. It's published. It's if I did it, but it's just the cover is just I did it in huge font. And then if is hidden within the eye in like the top corner. I thought it was some controversy behind the book.

There was. Yeah. Why did you interview him, Chris? I think it was, did he do Wendy Williams? Bro, I swear it's Wendy. Look it up on YouTube. I did it the same day. He had come from Andy Williams.

I did it for Premier Radio. video prep, which was like the prep service for Clear Channel stations. It came out? Yeah. God damn. It was right after 9-11. He talked a lot about Osama bin Laden and I remember that. OJ.

Really survived cancel culture, yeah? Bro. And the real is the way. It's crazy that he went to jail for stealing memorabilia. Not murdering. Oh, no, that was payback. That was payback. I know you bitch niggins from way back.

Oh, really? Oh, you awful. players trying to advance you're getting nine years taking it like a man. That's what that's what that was. Type in Wendy Williams. Nine years was taking back his own memorabilia. That was like, nah, he got away last time. He did nine years for that?

Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, wow. OJ did like nine. OJ did nine. It's just amazing, man. I'm telling you, it is what it is. You know, they'd be having them on like every so often. And I'm really seeing people questioning whether or not.

You know what I'm saying? Even though he was found innocent. What are they saying? They'd be arguing in the comments because people will be like, yo, I can't believe, you know, I ever thought this guy, you know, was a murderer, yada, yada, yada, yada. And then other people would be like, he wasn't. He got found innocent, you know, in a court of law.

Or Cam and Mace getting any flack for having them on? I don't ever see any. If so. Nothing, right? I don't ever see any. Yeah. They would be hypocrites to do that. Too many people have eaten off OJ, bro.

Too many people have had OJ on their show. That's a great point. Like, you can't get mad at it. Yeah, if he's on CNN, he's on MSNBC, you're selling ads on him too. That's a great point. What we just saw was a whole Fox special. That thing that with Judith Regan, that was supposed to be a whole special on Fox. So many people didn't eat eight off OJ for people to get mad at.

Would you guys interview with me? Would I do what? Would you interview OJ? I really don't know what they would be to talk about. I'm in jail. I think what Cameron Mase is doing is smart because they talk about sports. Yeah. And they have a guy.

who was an incredible act. One of the greatest running backs of all time. You know what O.J. did? They're literally getting his hot takes on sports. And he's killing it. Yeah. What else we got, Taylor? Yo, is it over for Yeh, bro?

Sure. What? Over for Ye? Yeah. As in Kanye West? Musically. I'm hearing snippets from these songs, and it's like... I'm not a hater.

Didn't I ask that question this morning on Bertha Club, Taylor? I literally said this morning, I go, it's going to be interesting to see if Kanye West can recapture people musical. I don't think he got it anymore, bro. That Backstreet Boy sample was fire. No, it's doo-doo. That flip was fire. You're a hater. It's doodoo.

I got to hear the whole song. And he didn't get it cleared. That is true. So. Oh, there's definitely not. Is there any Jewish people in basketball boys? Well, they don't know the music. Yeah, he's not getting that sample.

No, he's not getting it. But like. In fact, he probably got a cease and desist today. You know what I'm saying? He probably got a cease and desist today. If what the internet says is true, when these record labels are owned by Jewish people, he got a cease and desist today.

Yeah. Okay. But still, it's... But he's not lying to nobody. It don't bang, though. So, that shit. Oh. No, Backstreet Boys song is hard.

No. This is not an improvement on the back tree boys. Yes, it is. We heard it. It is a clear improvement. Stop. Stop. Stop.

It's not a clear improvement. Stop. It's an improvement. Stop it. You know, it's not like how black people feel in, like, white people get on my shit. What do you mean? You sound like how black people feel when white people get like. Like when white people make your, like black people things cool?

Like cornrows and shit? Like when we popularize this stuff? No, more like kind of like I fuck with Justin Bieber, but you know, how they were sent my he's like trying to be black so I think Kanye's trying to be white no no I think he's sampled some of the most amazing songs in history

and made even more amazing ones like I can name I can name 20 songs that he is reconfigured to make even better than the original and they're fucking remarkable this. Why are you just a fan of that? Do we know this song is not remarkable if you only heard a sample we only heard like I'm saying from the sample

it's worse than the original Exactly, I'm going to say, do you think that it's just a classic that it came and be remixed? I think you can't remix it, but not this. Like, this is dinky, dinkie-dink-dink-dink at the end. Like, what is that? I want to tell y'all something, man. This is bullshit. You don't believe it.

I'm going to tell y'all something. It's going to get me in a lot of trouble, but I don't get a fuck. Oh, I like it. The Illuminati has keywords. Okay. I'm not supposed to say this. All right. but the Illuminati has keywords.

And the Illuminati keyword, and it changes, right? Because sometimes it's the keyword for 30 days, sometimes it's the keyword for 60, sometimes it's the keyword for 90. But if you just pay attention sometimes, you'll see what the keyword is. What y'all are going to see a lot of now is the word everybody. You're going to see everybody a lot. Kanye has a song called Everybody. What's the big record off

Nikki Minaj's album that everybody likes? It's called Everybody featuring Little Uzi. You saw Northwest, and that's how the Illuminati get you. They get you with the kids, right? So you saw Northwest, did a TikTok to everybody as soon as it came out by Nikki Minaj.

You see her on stage singing. So just pay attention. I'm not supposed to tell y'all this. I can get in a lot of trouble. But the key word for your Illuminati for the next, I don't know how many days it's going to be. Probably until Super Bowl, February 11th, is everybody.

That word can unlock a lot of doors. Y'all going to be seeing that word a lot, and y'all going to be hearing that word a lot over the next few months. Everybody. Watch. Trust me. Watch. It's going to be like December 25th.

Everybody's celebrating Christmas. You know, on the year of Eve. Alex, Alex, Alex, you can't get it. I'm trying to get you in, but you got to stop doing it. All right, my bad, my bad, my bad. Tell us. New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve, you're going to hear like, everybody's waiting for the ball to drop.

Everybody. Everybody. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You can be like, damn, everybody wishing me happy, happy New Year. Like, you're going to hear that word a lot. Just pay attention. I just want you all to pay attention.

Remember, you're going to be thinking about it. You're like, damn, shall make sense. I'm going to hear the word, everybody. Yeah. A lot. Everything. That is the, that is the, that is the, Illuminati's keyword for at least the next probably it's usually 30 to 90 days.

They switch it up. But for like the next 30 to 90 days, everybody is the Illuminati keyword. So everyone who's saying everybody is Illuminati? Yeah. I mean, it's like it unlocks things. It's like the like the words you say for certain doors. You know what I'm saying? I'm not going to tell you all no more.

What's on the back of his jacket? Everybody. everybody, everybody. What's on the back of Kanye's jacket? That's another thing you see everybody doing. What? What's on the back of Kanye's jacket? You don't notice everybody in New York's wearing jackets right now?

Yeah. That looks German to me. You'd be better informed to them. That's good. Enlighten us. Schultz. Let me tell you exactly what it is. Guys, basically.

No, no, no, is that some German shit? Is he like dog whistling a little bit? Yeah, it looks a little s-ish. It looks a little s-ish. Or it looks Albania. You're not paranoid, Chris. It's German. It is?

Yeah. You know that for a fact? Yeah. What is it? Something with their arms. We just spoke about this shit. I wasn't listening to it. Why is Kanye antagonizing?

But it was after World War II. What does that mean? Like, it's almost like the sign for their military, but after the Nazis. So. I wonder why he's antagonized. Why would he want to antagonize it? Maybe he just thought the symbol was fire. Nah.

Oh, that's what that is anti-Semitism are promoting new song. Kanye West wears a double eagle shirt reminiscent of Nazi symbol. Oh, so it was the symbol. Oh, here we go. The famous and controversial rapper post short videos of himself wearing a shirt with a double ego logo reading vultures. The symbol was used by Nazi Germany during the Holocaust but West has dropped the new song

titled Votches. Y'all gonna stop putting Nazi on Kanye, bro. Kanye gonna stop putting Nazi on himself. Ain't nobody putting... Who the fuck is putting that? Nobody put Nazi on Kanye. Kanye did all of that on his own. No, everybody needs to shut.

Everybody, right? You see what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. You see what the fuck I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? Y'all don't even realize Back Street Boys, everybody was an initiation song

and that's the thing about those words. The words, they also recycle the same words every, like, such an amount of years. You see what I'm saying? The crazy part is everybody,

what is everybody, right? Just the last thing I'm saying I'm going to leave it the fuck alone because I didn't say too much. What does everybody rhyme with? I don't know. What does it rhyme with?

Everybody, Illumini, Everybody, Aaluminaity, Aruity, everybody, Aaluminaity, A, everybody, Come on now, girl. I'm trying to, I've said too much. Drop 16 bars on him right there. I've said too much. I've said too much. Yo, drop 16 bars on him right there, Taylor. Fuck.

What happened, Chris? Fuck you mean. Yo, do you have 16 bars for him real quick? Chris? Yeah. What they said they used that code in the 80s to? What they say? Remember cheers, same song?

Oh, my God. Everybody knows your name. Chris, I don't want to, you're going too far, Chris. I don't want to say. Everybody knows your name. You're giving away too much, Chris. I'm telling you. I didn't want to say anything.

I want to go where everybody knows your name. I want everybody to find it out on the own. And you're always glad you came. Oh, he needs to slip that. That would be a heartbeat. I want to be where the people are. People are all the same. People are all the same.

I want to go where knows your name. You know, I didn't want to. I'll tell y'all this, too, one of my humiliation rituals, they wanted me. What did they do? They wanted me to come out as an artist, and they wanted me to flip cheers. Oh, no. And they wanted me to call it queer. And did you do it or not?

No, I didn't do it. They had the lyrics written and everything. Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows you're gay. No. And they're all just glad you're gay. You want to go where people see that buttholes are all. the same. You want to go

where everybody knows you're gay. Dun-da-da-da-da-da-dun. Queers was filmed in front of a lot of the audience. That's the humiliation ritual. That's what they wanted me. They wanted me to do this song over.

They were actually my first single. Straight up. I've said too much. Wasn't that Friends you just sung? No, that was Cheers. That was Cheers. That was Cheers. I thought what I sung was.

Cheers. No, bro. You were both singing cheers. See? Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. And you're always glad you're gay. You want to be where people see.

Their buttholes are all the same. You want to go where everybody knows you're gay. You're fucking gay. Big hell. Bill. Big Al. Like the rapper. Big Al. 139 in Lennox is the danger zone over there. Did you not, did you not, did you not get it?

Did you not be gay before? You were. You were gay, you told us. Tell us about the lifestyle that was born dangerous. Tell us about the lifestyle. Big Al. Big Al. What are you projecting?

Big Al. Casualties of a dyke game. You said you told a young lady, my name is big L. Go on. Come on. Flitboion for life. That's flamboyant for life right there. Big L. You said you told her I'm Big Lick the crack in my Liberty Bell.

Willie. Woo! That shit is super lesbian. You're super lesbian. That's crazy. Taylor, you need to chill to fuck out with that. Listen, to answer your question about Kanye? Please.

To answer your question about Kanye. How come the water gets bigger and bigger every time he goes to grab a new bottle of water? It's twice the size. Charlie, man, what's happening, bro? You know who drinks essential? Who? Everybody.

Mm. Mm-hmm. I feel like this is a great scary movie. Hi, y'all. I'm just trying to put people on the game, you know what I'm saying? This is sounds like a Jordan Peel type of, like. I'm gonna get in trouble for this show. You know, tell me, tell me.

Log, don't run with this. This is the one I don't want y'all to run with because I don't want to run with it. Don't run with it. Yeah, I don't want this to go, I don't want this to go viral. I don't want this to be the one. Please. Yeah. Don't, don't say Charlemagne gives out Illuminati cold words.

Don't let that be the headline. Okay. Listen, to answer your question about Kanye. Yes. Kanye versus Kanye is a real thing. Kanye set the bar so high musically that he will never be. able to recapture that ever again. He'll always probably make good music,

music that you'll listen to him, be like, okay, this is dope. But you just not going to get better than the things he's done. It's kind of like when Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson made off the wall, Michael Jackson made Thriller. Michael Jackson never musically made anything a complete body of work to that level again of those two albums. Bad is dope. Dangerous is dope.

But I'm talking about like musically, you just never get to that ever again. Like those were moments in time. Everybody in this room has a moment with Kanye. You have a favorite Kanye West record, a favorite Kanye West album. Like there's people who have told me they went to college because of Kanye.

Like, Kanye just can't recapture that ever again. And it's not his fault. Couldn't you say that about most artists? Um, no. Because there's not too many artists who've gotten to that rare era, that Kanye got musically. But I feel like most of the greats

you're comparing them to their earlier work and people say it's not as good. Give me an example. Jay-Z, Drake. I disagree with, I heavily disagree with Jay-Z. You think it's got better and better? I feel like 4-4 is Jay-Z's best album.

Watch the Throne was incredible. Like, later albums were fantastic. That's what I mean. Jay-Z's had like a very, very incredible run. Like, you know, Jay-Z is one of those guys whose projects really did get better and better and better. Like, reasonable doubt came out, you know, in my lifetime volume one,

in my lifetime volume three, the dynasty album, fucking blueprint, like, like, yeah. But then after, I would say,

black album, there was a few that people would consider some duds. Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna say duds, but not complete bodies of work.

I love 4-44. I think BP3 got some real gems on there. Already Home is one of my favorite JZ songs of all time. It's so, but I don't even put, Jay-Z is a great rapper, and he makes great music.

Kanye is just a great artist. You don't get too many people who are great artists like Kanye. Kanye is in very rare area, like very, very rare air. I think especially when you are a rapper, it's hard to capture people's attention like that ever again. Also, like when it seems like you're distracted with other things.

Like, you know, making art or making music is not something that's easy, especially if you're going to be fantastic at it. Like, it's something you've got to work tirelessly at. I was wondering, does Connie even still want to be doing this shit? Like, when I look at him over there and I don't even know where he's, I think he's in Miami right now, but when I see him running around Miami or Dubai, wherever he's at, and he's with all the rapids and he's performing,

do you really want to still be doing that at 46 years old when just a couple of years ago you was printing money with Yeezy? Yeah. You didn't have to do shows. Now you've got to perform at nightclubs. No, man. You got to do all this work so people care. your girl got to walk around with her fucking blanket.

I mean, it's just like, yeah, I can't imagine this is fun. That's, yeah, that's, that if somebody does talk to Kanye, because I know him and Ty Dollar Sign got this album coming out, if somebody does talk to him, that is one question I would really want to know. Was it worth it? Is there anything he would do differently? Because there's really no reason for him to have burned his relationship with Adidas to the ground the way he did.

Yeah, I don't think there's a reason for that, but if you love the thing that you're doing, he probably still enjoys doing that. Like, let's say if anybody fell off, but you fell off of your craft that you love doing, you're still going to enjoy doing it. If you say so, man, you know, I can't sit there. I don't know. I can't sit there and say he's not. He doesn't. You know, it just feels like a lot. When I see that, when I, as a 45-year-old man, when I see another 45-year-old.

individual out there having to do a lot of that stuff, it looks exhausting to me. You know what I'm saying? It also feels like the craft is transitioned from art to attention. Art to attention. Oh, that's been then. When I look at like Beyonce on Toyin'Summer and I see Jay-Z at the shows because he's supporting his wife, his daughter's on stage, that's dope to me. Yeah, that's fire.

You know what I'm saying? Like that, even Drake. It's aspirational. Drake looks like he's just enjoying life. Like Drake, he's stressing. Like, he puts out music when he wants to. to he ain't really tripping off doing you know and he ain't busting his ass

to be acting and all of that stuff like that he just into Turks and Keiko's riding on Jetki's living his life like I'm gonna do the thing I love yeah I'm gonna perform the art that I love yeah and I'm gonna enjoy my time yeah and I was beautiful and I'm not saying Kanye's not enjoying himself he might be I'm just saying I wonder

if he's I think he enjoys the attention but the question is if it is attention art and if it's not art now you're just doing nonsense to get attention and that's when people start to lose respect we respect artists. And if artists are weird and they do fucked up things,

we can kind of look the other way because we love the art, the arts are rare. When people would just seek attention and do fucked up things, that's when we really start judging. That's when we're just like, bro, what a corny thing to do.

You waste all your talent. We look at you like you're a first round draft pick that just really couldn't hack it in the league. There's only one group of celebrities who I think have turned attention in the art. I never thought about what you just said. I just always look at attention as attention, but the way you worded it just now was very, very dope.

You said, is the tension art? I've only seen one person, at least in my lifetime, do that. The Kardashians. The Kardashians are the only people I've ever seen turn attention. Not art to me, though. Into art. Not art. What would you say the art is that they're doing?

I mean, it's an art to the empire that they built. I don't know if it can be duplicated. That skill. Yeah, that's strategy, but it's not art. Oh, you mean actual art? No, like... No, but he said attention. He said you turn attention into art.

Interviewing is art. Radio is art. Comedy is art. Music is art. Like, all these things are art. Attention for attention's sake is not art for me. But see, that's what I mean. I think the Kardashian has turned attention into commerce.

Like, I think they might be the only ones who literally... I'll make an argument for that. I think they're the only ones. Everybody else is out here looking goofy as fuck. You're getting likes and all of that shit, but you ain't making no real money. money. Their ability to like create storylines. Yes, man. In their shows and have those storylines. affects society. Not only society, but like get us invested in them want to see these

storylines, uh, I guess continue or come to fruition or whatever the hell it is. Like at the end of the day, writing story is an art. Like it's the oldest art you could argue. They're the best, they're one of the best as it when it comes to reality. And they've been writing stories. So if, if they're incredibly involved in the story arcs, that are playing through their show, and they're literally doing all these things in their life that will amplify those story arcs, yeah, I guess you could give them a little bit.

They have mainstreamed so many conversations that weren't mainstream. For example. I can argue that the transgender, transsexual, or just trans conversation, whatever you call it, was mainstreamed because of the Kardashians. I can argue that. I can argue that mainstream America wasn't discussing,

trans issues like they are now before Caitlin. She definitely you know she definitely normalized things for the right because she's a conservative trans person. So.

Well, that's when she lost people. But she gained the most critical side of trans. Do they rock with her at all? They don't rock with her, but they rock with her beliefs which normalizes her to them. You see what I'm saying?

Do they rock with her beliefs, though? 100%. I don't know if conservatives rock would. Philosophically, you're just going to agree with the people who agree with you. They're not going to say this. Oh, you mean like her conservative beliefs. Yeah. Not necessarily her LGBT.

But someone who agrees with you when you have massive opposition, all of a sudden is someone reasonable. If half of the country hates what you're saying and what you're doing, all of a sudden somebody who's coming over and going, I agree with you and I think you're right. I also believe that way. You'd be like, all right, yeah, they're trans, which is some weirdo shit, but they got some good points. Yeah. So it's normalizing.

her to a group of people that are pretty much against every fabric of her being. I would have to take a poll. I don't think conservatives rock with her LGBTQ views. I didn't say that. I say they rock with her conservative views.

But I don't think they fully claim her because she's trans. That's why I think George Santos got kicked out of Congress. Because he's gay? Yep. What? I think they gave him the boot because he's gay.

I said this on the show. Was he a Republican? Yes. I said this on Daily Show. You know Republicans like they gay. It's closeted. You know what I'm saying? You can't be gay and conservative, but you got to be a closeted conservative. You can't be no flamboyant conservative. Are you crazy? You crazy? Yeah, that's what you don't think is the fabrication of his entire existence? Politicians are a lot. Politicians all right. Yeah. Politicians all right. Come on. Yeah. I don't think. Come on. I think he went a little too far. I don't.

What, what, come on. Come on. Elected officials, using campaign funds by other things, buying some makeup.

I think we spoke about this on the pod, but like, you buy boats and houses and shit with campaign, but like, come on. He's, he's like,

he's an example of culture changing for me because he didn't lie about what he's going to do to help people. He lied about what he's been through. And that was enough for people to vote.

They're like, oh, you're disenfranchised, you're gay, you're these other things. I'm going to, to give you my vote because I'm supposed to vote for people that are in those situations. It's a cultural turning point.

Usually we want politicians to lie about what they're going to do for us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In this circumstance, he lied about what he had been through. Yeah. And that was enough. Which is crazy because Republicans don't do that. You know what I'm saying? Republicans don't do the identity politics.

They're not with the struggle. well now I guess they like nah they like come up stories yeah a little about the bootcraft stories they like that yeah of course yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but no yeah I just think I think the Kardashians there's some case studies to be done about

the Kardashians and as far as entertainment and I think the Kardashians are a blueprint that cannot be duplicated I think a lot of people think they can duplicate it's stuff it's it's virtually impossible also keeping the family together like how hard is it it for a band to stay together. How hard is it for like the family has stayed together outside of

the dad chopping his shit off. The family has- Courtney and Kim have their kerfuffles. They have a kerfuffle, but then there, it is, it seems like the family is in this together. So it's like, that is a very difficult thing to do. It's hard for you guys have families. It's hard for you. Are you friends with every single person in your family? No. They have an extended family that seemingly gets along. That's difficult. and their business is interconnected. That's what I'm saying. That's fucking...

How many billionaires that family produced? Yo, Kylie came out of nowhere. Kylie sold your fucking lip liner with no lips. I mean... I mean, she had them lips. Well, she didn't have them at first. But she didn't sell the lip liner until she had them. Yeah, I mean, you might be right.

All I'm saying is I think there is an art to what they do. Yeah. Because business is an art. Like, you know what I'm saying? Not necessarily. The art of the deal. you know what I mean? You don't think there's an art to the deal?

I think people throw around the word art. I'm just using it differently. I'm not talking about necessarily fine art. Yeah. But like an emotion, an expression, expression of feeling and sentiment that other people also have. I don't think when you get like a legal document from somebody, you're like, oh my God, this is art. I just feel this emotion evoked through it. Great point.

What you just said. Is there another group of reality show folks, influencers who evoke? The emotion that the Kardashians have done. Not even close. Not even fucking close. Y'all don't care about none. All them other reality stars are so fucking disposable, yo. I don't care who they are.

Whether the real housewives or whatever. Doesn't matter. The flavor of love. Y'all dispose of them. Y'all run through them. You're always looking for new cast members. Those Kardashians, people are invested in them in a way I've never seen. They've given up a lot of emotion.

They've given a lot of their life. they've given up a lot of their privacy. Like, that's, that's a, that's a sacrifice. Damn. You know what I mean? Like, Tristan's on TV talking about cheating on his baby mama. Like, that's, that's a wild thing to just record with a fucking audio guy in the background, a video guy, a whole team of producers. Like, that's a.

They did it off of copying off of black culture. Oh, my God. I said. You didn't say nothing. You can't even, now expound. When it comes to the hairstyles, and then it came to the surgery, like, I'm not going to lie that they didn't do it. So black culture invented plastic surgery, too. No, I didn't say that.

That's exactly what you're saying. They're copying our bodies off, though. Y'all not the only ones with ass. Why it can't be Spanish culture? I mean, they definitely look more Latina than they do black. I'm asking, why I can't be Spanish culture? It can be. And by the way, I don't even know if Armenia is built like that.

Are Armenia is built like that? Listen, I don't know. Middle Eastern folks. got some bodice. Oh, yeah, yeah. All that little dancing of shit, where do you think that comes from? You need hits to do that little dancing.

They do. That's all you got, hairstyles and body tape? Um, I'll pull up the... Yo, if they're not special, why aren't you, do it? Ooh.

Because you got the headthous and the body type? No. You think that that's all the tape? And also my family's not. You think you put out sex tape, you'd be just as famous as K. Huh? If you think if you put out sex tape,

you'd be just as famous as K&K? I wouldn't be, you know, you know, why? Because the only, because the only reason why they got you and ray j do a sex tape right now you don't think you could be as famous as kim k she already is the bar right now so why would i be as famous as her what i'm saying is do you think the same career if you and r jay j had a sex tape right now would it work for you no why because the same reason didn't work out for sexy red like sexy red had a sex tape with ray jay no i'm just saying

sexy red is pop me sexy red is huge right now said everybody a year ago so you so you Do you think that you're just a sex tape away from superstardom? It came and went. Who? Sexy raised sex tape. I'm saying mine's a kid. I didn't even know she had a sex tape. Well, I know.

No, but the question is, do you think you were a sex tape away? Like, do you wake up every morning like, man, if I just had a sex tape, I could be a fucking hundred millionaires? Not at all. Do you, but do you, is that something you have to fight every single day knowing that that's all it would take for you to be super startable? And by the way, it's disrespectful for y'all to keep saying that Kim K. came up off a sex tape. You know how long ago that sex tape? That was 13, 14 years ago.

She's still relevant. Her run is still going strong. But how did she come up? Like, that's all we're saying. So how did Kylie come up then? Kyle's a billionaire too. You really believed that? What do you mean?

Kim built, well, I shouldn't even just say Kim. Her mother, they did great strategy off their marketing. So Chris was around way before Kim ever came here. Kylie ever came here. Chris was married to Robert Kardashian, Bruce Jenner. I'm just saying like give the dynasty some respect. This is a dynasty that preceded sex tape. I'm not saying you can't respect them.

How many views you think your sex tape will get? How many views do you think your sex tape would get? Low key. Low key. A lot. Oh, no, yeah, you should have pop. My shit would go crazy. If I give them the popcorn, if I start giving the girls a popcorn like that.

If I start giving them popcorn like that. How do you know, Charlotte? Because everybody knows about the Orville Bread and Bocker. You never heard about the Older Bread and Bacher on? It's over. You don't be coming to Room 40. That's your problem. That is.

If you were in Room 40, you would have seen it. You don't ever come to Room 40, yo. That's it. And honestly, you know why you can't get into Room 40? Don't even do it. But I gave her the Keyword. She can't. She can't.

I gave her the key word. You're not going to come there? And you're not going to come there. And you're not going to make a big deal about her coming there. You know what the Keyword to Room 40 is? She's not coming to Room 40. She's not coming to Room 40. And that's it.

I don't even know room 40. You fucking is. No, you're going to make her want to come. No, don't worry about it. Don't do it. Let's move on. Because you know why. Because she tried to lie and act like she knew what it was.

I know. That's why I moved. You did. You was like you've been there before. How I said where did that? No, you didn't. You said you've been there before and all that other stuff. You should be asking what is room 40, but you didn't.

But we're not even going to say. I don't you. What else we got? You want to pay some bill? What else we got? No, I really don't care. Okay. Don't let her ask

Because then it's going to be She's going to be angry When we tell her what it is And she's going to do her whole fucking thing I'm not even going to give it to her You just started hating on the Kardashians For no reason So crazy, yo

I didn't hate The craziest thing is You might have been there before If I'm Oh, I don't care No, but back to the Kardashians Like I'm not You don't know what the room 40 is

Really? You don't go to it at? Like I'm not going to finish my statement Go ahead Finish the statement, ask it. Talk pretty boy. Go.

Oh, shit. We like that. Oh, shit. I was hoping I was coming my way. I was about to invite you to the room 40. Why I get a compliment? I was about to. I was about to invite you the room for you.

That we got you telling the truth. We'll talk. That we got you telling the truth. She was talking to me. Go ahead and pray to bar. She was talking to me. Chill out. Go ahead and pray to bar.

You're a pretty little lips. Go ahead with your pretty little lips. Hey, sailor. No bullshit. next week, if you're in town, we're going to take you room 40. 100%. Taylor said she was in deliverance just now.

Go, hey, pretty, boy. Squeal like a pig, pretty boy. Squeal like a pig, pretty bar. You're coming. Taylor, are you around next week or no? You all have seen deliverance? Do you want to go? No, she can't go.

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Use promo code idiots for 15% off your entire purchase. Let's get back to the show. You still don't know what room 40 is. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. Yeah, let's go. I've revoked my invite. Yeah, she's not going to. I was going to set that up for Wednesday.

Nash, it would have been cool. We can actually still go. Yeah. Oh, I'm in there. All right, no. Okay. We'll go. Chris, you want to come now that we have an extra seat?

All right. Chris has him for you. Exactly. Chris asks. Because he actually cares. When you ask, you get to go. Yeah, it's that simple. All you have to do is show a little interest in what we want to do.

Why would you not even show an interest? Don't text us later. Don't text us later. Yeah. Okay. It's so interest, yo. Can you show interest, Taylor? Taylor.

What? Just show interest. Is that, would that make you... Yes, it would. It really would. Okay. What's your room 40? Do you want room for these nuts in your mouth?

He's fucking up. You fuck it up. Hey, what do you? No, he just go... You just room for these nuts. Come on. How did you fuck it? Fuck that up, son.

Son, how on her? I knew that was going to have to him. He fucked it up. You did great. Sean made. It was right there on a silver planet. I don't understand. I don't understand.

That was one of the worst ones I've ever seen done in my life. Sean, come on. Damn. Yo, ask an idiot, yo. Ask an idiot. I thought I had one, yo. That one, yo. I'm not going to laugh.

I thought that was He had the action too. I was so ready. Do you want, like it's jeopardy. You made it obvious. The whole room looked at me like, Charlotte,

this is your time. And I fucked it up. It didn't even feel right when I was doing it. I know. I know. I know. You went bigger because of it.

You went bigger because of it. All right. Give me these fucking questions, y'all. Oh, God. Be Paul Moore underscore 14 says, My lady thinks I'm gay. When friends friendly with gay men,

how can I stop that? That if you just got gay friends and you friendly with gay men, that's something else going on, bro. Your lady think you gay because it's something else. Yeah. Your lady did like this and put that thumb back there and you ain't flinched.

Something happened. That's probably what happens. Yeah, there's no reason for your, woman to think you're gay just because you got gay friends. Well, first of all, are you gay? How can I stop that? That is a good, yeah, because he's trying to say, like, maybe you're trying to trick your girl.

Yeah. Maybe you are gay. You don't want her to know you're gay. So that you got to make sure you're not gay first. Trying to throw her off. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Get her off the scent.

Mm. Take a shower after you get fucked in your bookey. Is that a work? I don't have a, like, I got mad gay friends and I'm friendly. I'm friendly with everybody. Like that, there's no real. reason your woman thinks you're gay just because you're friendly with gay man and you got gay friends. Something else is going on that you're not telling us.

All right. underscore underscore D-Dume. What's the most irrational superstition that y'all have? I don't have any that's irrational. I know. This is so funny. Because you believe every superstition is completely rational. Absolutely.

This is why I love this question. I don't have none. There's no irrational superstition. I got the ladders one. I don't go under ladders. I'll cross the street if there's a ladder. That's not irrational. I agree

What about splitting the pole? That's that irrational About what? Splitting the pole Splitting the pole I've never You're with two people And you can't split the pole

That's Oh I didn't know that was the thing Now y'all fucked me up Yeah Now y'all gave me a new one That's a big Splitting the pool was sharing a cock That's kind of what I thought

That's what I thought I thought it was sharing a cock with a friend I did You ever shared a cop with a friend I thought you guys were asking if I have a superstition about sharing a cock with a friend. I mean, I've done that thousands of times. Now, all of a sudden, I must be in for some bad luck.

Who doesn't share cocks with friends, y'all? You know, another one that's not irrational? Stepping on a crack, breaking your mama's back. Yeah, I still don't try to. Why? Like, somebody's mama's back broke because somebody stepped on the crack. Oh, so we live in New York. There's too many cracks.

We can't do that. Nah, because you're looking down because you don't want to step on shit. If you see the crack, you got to step over it. I don't think it counts for the cracks you don't see. trying to step on cracks, but at the same time, there's going to be cracks. But if you look down and see one, don't tempt fate and be like, you know what I'm saying? If you look down and see one, just step over it. Oh, God.

I'm not going to be able to walk home after this. Scroll down, Taylor. Next fucking question. What about, what about if you don't look into your eyes when you cheers, you have bad sex, seven years, something like that? Let me see. Let me see the other ones. I haven't finished that. What happened?

Don't place two mirrors opposite each other. Yo, cannabis had one of the dopest lines ever in a rap version. You know, when cannabis said, um, cannabis said, uh, I reflect forever like two mirrors facing each other. The baddest, M other, F, uhca, let me break the style down so you don't have to wonder. I walked the B-Lock with the G-L-Ox, C-Ock, trying to get the D-R op on the C-Ops, close spots, cap-sized votes, shipwreck Yachts, headshots hit you at 300, no-de-Knox. The cops complaining about the hip-hop getting Benjimins, like the L-Ox.

Don't stop. Uh-uh, put away your burners. You can't service. My whole crew was allergic to being murdered. Metaphores is proof. I got more than just a couple of screws loose.

Latinos call me the Black Jesus. So for all who believe in telecognosis and Jesus, I touch a paraplegic and he'll be in a year long. Canada me. It's crazy. That was a DJ Clue freestyle. Phenomenal. Happy birthday too early.

Celebrating, I don't want to know about all these things. These scare me. Can you just give me to another? I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know.

I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know these. Do you not like scary movies either? No, I just don't like superstitious shit because I believe in it. Scary superstition. Driving to the mall. Why the fuck was Stevie Wonder driving to the goddamn mall? I mean, that's crazy.

How did Stephen want to know it was writing's on the wall? Stevie got to cut it out. Very superstitious. He's been trying to tell you out for years he could see. Riders on the wall. I saw Stevie one night. You see you back? No, but I saw Steve, this was years, years, years ago.

I saw Stevie in a hotel. Okay. He had a bad one with him. And I walked past him. I said, hey, Steve. Got him. Just in case there's any doubt. You got one.

You got one. Did he hit you with the Cosby? I think he hit me with a head now, but you don't really know because he all, you know what I'm there? I don't know if that. You know, I don't know if that was. But you know the Cosby one where he was like, All right, what else we got? What else we got, Taylor?

The monster says, yo, Shaw, what's the secret to a successful marriage? Why ain't Axandra? Yo, fuck you. I've been married longer. Fuck you. The monster. The secret to a successful marriage is compromised,

and the secret to a successful marriage is simply love. You know what I'm saying? If you love your partner, you know, it is what it is. Like me and my wife been together 25 years. That's my favorite human on the planet.

You know what I'm saying? Jelly Rose said that on Daily Show last week. I'm still, I'm stealing that for the rest of my life. It's my favorite human in the, in any multiverse is my wife. So it's just like, yo,

when you have unconditional love for a person, that's the secret. I mean, I don't even know what success. What is considered a successful marriage? Like, what? When two people love each other and that's happy.

That's what I would think, you know? And I am in love of my life, in love of my wife. I'm in love with our life together, and we're happy. That's the key to a successful marriage, man. This next one is good. Martine Thomas says, if your nut could cure any disease, would you tell the world or keep it to yourself?

Like, and you have to nut on someone to cure them? I don't know if I could tell people, because I'm not trying to just nut on people all day. What if, what if, what if, what if you, they had to drink your nut? Remember the story I had last week about the fucking dick sucking zombies? Yeah. The dick sucking zombies, being a zombie is a disease. They want to suck your nut so they can become back human again.

And? You know that's what the sequel to I Am Legend is all about. Is that right? Starring Will Smith. And Will Smith just gets drained. He becomes like a buried out. The zombies are trying to suck his cock. Wow.

To become human again. Because he swallowed, if you remember the end of I Am legend, he swallowed the potion and then ran through the wall. Amen. The potion is in his system now. Potion only comes out through his nut. God damn, I'm not supposed to be telling that. Fuck. I'll just, this.

And now I read a script. I read a script of, uh... Just give us a little bit. No, I read the I.M. Legend two sequel script. Oh, wow. And that's what it is. It comes out through his nuts. So all of the zombies.

They suck on his dick. They're trying to suck his dick. Oh, my goodness. That's the one with Michael B. Jordan, right? that's the one of Michael B. You're right. That's right. That's the one might be joan.

And are there, are there, I mean, some of the zombies are underage. What do they do in that situation? You know what happens when you put alligating like that out there on people. I'm just saying it is. I don't know if that counts in zombie. I don't know how it works, but like that is a trick. You got to be 18 to be a zombie. You know that.

Oh, yeah. There's no such thing as underage zombie. I'm just, I'm just saying we had we found a potential, you know, on the plan here. This is tricky. You let's see no untamed. I'm just saying.

They're showing up in a cure and you like, I need ID, you know, I can't be like you get all cured up. The fucking breaks is on. You know what I mean?

Come on. Man, this is a stupid ass podcast. You hear me? This is the stupidest podcast of all time. Even though we've been around

for 10 years, this shit is The stupidest podcast for all the time. If it was never two motherfuckers who didn't need microphone. You think we're in this room. Man. As always,

if you're in this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're brilliant, you think we're, whatever, how do we say it? Idiots. If you think we're smart,

you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. If you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right to, it's the brilliant idiot's podcast. Thank you for listening.