The Broski Report with Brittany Broski - 100: 100TH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA

Episode Date: July 1, 2025

This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski celebrates the 100th episode with a moment of genuine gratitude and a list of 100 of her favorite things right now. 👕 Get your merch here: https://broski.shop/ Listen to ‘Stained’ – https://brittanybroski.lnk.to/stained Follow The Broski Report:https://www.linktr.ee/broskireporthttps://www.tiktok.com/@broskireport https://instagram.com/broskireport Follow Brittany:https://www.tiktok.com/@brittany_broski https://instagram.com/brittany_broski https://youtube.com/brittany_broski Follow Royal Court:https://www.youtube.com/@royalcourt https://www.tiktok.com/@bbroyalcourthttps://www.instagram.com/royalcourthttps://www.twitter.com/bbroyalcourt ICE OUT OF OUR CITY / PROTEST RESOURCES:ACLU – https://www.aclu.org/know-your-rights/protesters-rights Immigrant Defense Project – https://www.immigrantdefenseproject.org/raids-toolkit Freedom for Immigrants – https://www.freedomforimmigrants.org/resourcesImmigrants Legal Resource Center – https://www.ilrc.org/community-resources/know-your-rights Immigration Justice Campaign – https://immigrationjustice.us/ CREDIBLE RESOURCES TO HELP FREE PALESTINE:Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund - https://www.pcrf.net/UNICEF - https://www.unicefusa.org/stories/helping-gazas-children-cope-traumaDoctors Without Borders - https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.orgWorld Central Kitchen - https://wck.org/World Health Organization - https://www.who.int/Headcount - https://www.headcount.org/IG ACCOUNTS FOR A FREE PALESTINE:@eye.on.palestine@aljazeeraenglish@palestinianyouthmovement@byplestia@motaz_azaiza@impactLGBTQ+ RESOURCES:https://Translifeline.org https://Glaad.org  https://Pflag.org https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ REPRODUCTIVE RESOURCES:https://aidaccess.org https://plancpills.org https://Ineedana.com https://www.reprolegalhelpline.org/ https://heyjane.com Brought to You By: Galatea – Get an extra 25% off unlimited stories for less – https://galatea.com/broski Shopify – Start selling today! Get your $1/month trial at https://shopify.com/broski CHAPTERS:00:00 – Intro01:00 – 100th Episode02:26 – Moment of Gratitude04:20 – 100 Things01:00:40 – Outro#brittanybroski, #broski, #broskination, #broskireport, #blues, #etsy, #poetry, #ireland, #reading, #selfcare, #homedecor

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This is the Brozky Report with your host, Brittany Broski. Olle! Ola! Ola! O'le! O'le! I have a confetti popper, but I'm not going to do that to y'all. It's going to be loud as shit. Olae! Allee! Alley! O'A! O'A! Up the parish! 100 freaking episodes.

$100 bill real. Do you remember that song, the JZ song from the Great Gatsby soundtrack? Holy shit, guys. 100? 100 times. I've sat my ass in this chair and talked about nothing. Nothing. But at the same time, everything.

I think I've covered pretty much all the bases. And here's the beautiful thing about womanhood. I haven't even scratched the fucking surface. I have not even scratched the surface. 100 episodes deep. And you bitchers haven't even, you have no clue. Okay, there is so much more where that came from. 100.

And I got this beautiful cake here, this beautiful 100 episode cake. Now, don't look at the back because Mama kind of went down on it. Okay, mama was sitting here kind of munching on it. I was eating it from the back. So I'll just turn that back around. Y'all don't have to look at that too. but I am going to actually take a bite really quick. What if for the 100th episode

I just had Youngblood? I've never had a guest on the Broskeke Report other than Timothy Chalomey. Happy 100, Youngblood. I'm just kidding. Okay. Guys, if you hear the laundry going in the background, it's because I'm doing fucking laundry. Okay, I want to take a moment, for real,

to be very candid, very genuine. And I want to say this is the most ridiculous job in the entire world and I cannot I cannot believe I get to do it. I've said this 150,000 times before. I know what it's like to be in the fucking trenches, like a corporate job that just sucks the life out of you.

I'm so grateful to every single person who has ever watched or listened to an episode of this fucking show, of Royal Court, a YouTube video, a TikTok. If you've ever engaged with anything I've ever made or I've ever had a positive impact on your day, that's the fucking reason, okay? Sorry to be sentimental and genuine and to say that I love my life and I love my job.

Are you guys mad at me? No, but I really am very, very, very grateful 100 freaking episodes. And y'all are still there. y'all are doing 120 on the highway driving blind and with your knees probably and we need to talk about it because you guys are getting way too many tickets and you're sending them to my PO box. I'm not paying that shit, okay? I'm not paying your speeding tickets, but I appreciate you listening.

So please stop forwarding that mail to me because I can't, I paid the first couple and now I can't do it anymore. So appreciate you guys sort of letting me know. that you are speeding, though. Ultimately, not my problem, not my fault. Okay, here's something I thought would be fun. Also, mind you, I am one and a half cups of coffee deep, and I'm doing a blue bowl. Okay, we're doing blue bowl. Redberry, redberry blue bowl? Okay, sure. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance, Fiscally responsible, financial geniuses, monetary magicians. These are things people say about drivers who switch their car insurance to Progressive and

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Learn more at Viz.com. Here's something I thought we could do today as my sort of give back to the BN, Browski Nation. 100 things I think y'all would love or that I would recommend or what's in to me right now. You know those like what's in and what's out? This is 100 things that me as me really would like to see more of in the world or that I would recommend you try. Okay? Without further ado, let's get into it. And mind you, I am the stag queen today.

I am the Stag Queen today, tomorrow who knows. All right? Let's get into it, guys. And if you hear me mention on this cake throughout the episode, just mind your business. If I'm... Okay, number 61, you know what I'm doing. All right, I'm eating it from the bat. So, okay, before I begin, I just need you guys to know, this is...

In my opinion! This is my opinion! Number one. Chapstick brand Chapstick. I don't want to argue with you, bitches. I don't give a shit about Carmex, Ocifer. I don't want to hear it chapstick. There's a reason why it's called Chapstick, okay?

Hey, can I have some Chapstick? I'm not talking about any other brand. I'm talking about the little tube of Chapstick, specifically the medicated one. But I will go for classic or original, okay, the blue one or the black one. But I like the light blue one that's medicated. It's got that little doctor symbol on it

because it makes me think that, you know, it's prescribed to me it's not number two Chicago blues there are a lot of different types of blues Chicago blues to me is like when I when I am listening to the fucking blues when I pop that Eddie and I land in Eddieville

and I lay on my living room floor I'm listening to Chicago blues okay muddy waters Helen Wolf big mama Thornton that's what I'm rocking with next invest in a candle warmer do you know how many

candles I could have saved if I would have just bought a damn candle warmer sooner. A candle to me, I'll burn a candle in 24 hours. It's gone because I leave that bitch burning. A candle warmer, it lasts so much longer. And it also, like, this, I think, makes the throw like how far the scent of a candle will go in a room. I think it makes the throw bigger. And who's to say, that could just be me making that shit up. But I've had a bath and Body Works candle that's cinnamon sugar pecans cinnamon sugared pecans and i tell you you put that warm around and the whole damn house is going to smell like it and i used to make those things on the stove um they're like here's how to make your house smell like fall and it's just cooking down like old moldy

oranges and cinnamon and clothes whatever that shit doesn't work or i'm just not doing it right because i burn that shit and then i have to add water every 20 minutes because i've got it simmering I've got it boiling at 10. And I'm like, this shit's not working. Burn the kitchen down. Dumbass on TikTok tell me to do this. I don't burn my kitchen down, bitch. Okay.

Number four, George Orwell. I'm reading Burmese days right now. I just love him. I think, you know, that question of like, if you could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, who would be at the table? George Orwell, Anthony Bourdain, Thomas Cole.

and Barack Obama. I think those are my four. If we're getting a five top, if we're getting a five top at Chili's, those are my picks. As of right now, that could change tomorrow. It was probably different two days ago, but as of right now, those are my picks.

Number five, sex in the city. Goes without saying. Number six, cowboy boots. Cowboy boots specifically, I like the brand Black Star boots because they have these built-in, like, orthopedic support. y'all know if you've ever worn boots.

They are so uncomfortable at first. And then you know, you gotta wear them in. I don't have time to wear them in. My feet are bleeding. Black Star boots, I've never had an issue with. They are so soft. The leather is so moldable. There are fantastic cowboy boot brands like Ariat and all that.

Black Star Boot. Get you a pair of Black Star Boots. If that's your first ever pair of boots, I'd really recommend it. Number seven, Etsy T-shirts. Great A example right here. got me a Fontaine's DC t-shirt that I'm bringing with me to Ireland when I go later this year. Amen, hallelujah. Number eight, a fun bookmark. A joy to me of reading is picking a bookmark that is related to the book I'm reading. So like I just started we, I talked about that book a long

time ago. It's what inspired 1984 by a Russian author who was exiled during the Russian Revolution and all this shit because he was a bullshit being, all that, whatever. Zemiotin? Is that his last name? I just started We, and I have this like,

I'm using the, oh my God, I have so much to talk to you guys about. I'm using, I have a bookmark that's the what the fuck is that Dolly painting? Perception. of time? The

Dolly perception of time? Persistence of memory. Hey, that was crazy. Also, by the way, Salvador Dali was totally a fascist. I know we've talked about this before as well. I'd just like to bring it up again because he definitely was and he was scary as fuck.

Can you separate the art from the artist? The eternal question. But yeah, I like to relate the bookmark to the book I'm reading. Okay? Next, a shower speaker? get into a shower speaker. I use my little JBL because it's waterproof, quote unquote. I'm sure there's black mold growing in it.

What can you do? Number 10, a girls trip. Plan, guys, pause the video right now and go plan a girls trip with you and your girls. You don't have to do anything that costs money. Get the girls together and go fucking do something. You only get one life. You only get one life. Remember that, okay?

The beauty of mortality. and don't get me started is that it runs out. Okay. Number 11. Writing poetry. I'm writing poetry these days. And guess what?

It's scratching an itch that I did not know was itching and burning. I did not know that there was an itch inside of me. It makes total sense. There was something really yearning to be fondled. Something inside of me was yearning to be fondled. Something inside of me was yearning to be fondled. And it was my poetic instinct. So I'm fondling it. I'm really diddling it. Number 11, etymology. You all know I love etymology. The origin and development of words and their

meanings. And I actually did link something here on Reddit that I wanted to read. Once again, we're back on R-slash etymology. What's some of the most interesting etymology that you know of in English or otherwise. This is the top response. I love the journey the word Gothic has gone through. From Germanic barbarians to medieval architecture, to spooky literature, to people who are into spooky stuff, and that it somehow held on to all of these meanings. Okay, that's interesting. Here's another one that I wanted to read.

The word beam comes from the proto-Germanic for tree, other Germanic. Other Germanic cognates still mean tree, but in English, it's had a true roller coaster of changes to its meaning. From tree over wood to piece of wood, branch, then column or pillar of wood, then gallows, even crossbeam, horizontal beam. To this point, at least the vague connection to wood has remained somewhat intact, but now we also talk about light rays and lasers as beams. on the wall projectors as beamers, and Star Trek has popularized beam to mean transport through a fictional sci-fi device that disassembles and reassembles you. Wow. Okay, so etymology.

Next, toothless from how to train your dragon. Needs no explanation. Number 14. Bartok from Anastasia. I was completely addicted to this character. The first time I watched Anastasia, he is so damn mean. Rasputin is so damn mean to this little bat. And I just, he is so cute to me.

He's got his teeth. He's got him with a teeth. And he's so cute. Look at him. Bartok the Magnificent. He has a movie. Why have I never seen Bartok the Magnificent? Now, it's got 46% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Maybe that's why. Um, yeah, I'm gonna be watching this tonight. Holy shit. Yeah, but I loved Bartok. Number 15, the movie Aquamarine. I've spoken about it before. Very important to me. developing as a child and as an adult woman.

Number 16, the Great Gatsby soundtrack. Guys, give it a listen again. That shit came out when I was in high school. I don't know how old you guys were. The Great Gatsby soundtrack? Little party never and kill nobody. Swing a dance until we just. Will I Am put his fucking bussy into that.

Oh my God, that soundtrack is so good. And another, I know that he's. controversial, I guess, in like his storytelling and whatever. Baz Luhrman, I'm a fan. I've always been a fan of Bazelerman. I hate to admit it. I, the campiness, the like, he knows how to throw together a party scene. Let me tell you that. I loved the great Gatsby. I loved Elvis. Bazlerman, get in here. Get in here, girl. Number 17. Roman Holiday, both the Audrey Hepburn, Gregory Peck movie, and the Fontaine's D.C. song of the same title, Roman Holiday.

And what does Roman Holiday mean? Oh. Oh, that is not what I thought it meant. Roman Holiday, a public spectacle or controversy marked by barbarism, vindictiveness, or scandal, or pleasure or advantage gained from the discomfort or suffering of others. I had no idea that's exactly what that meant. a time of debauchery or of sadistic enjoyment, a destructive or tumultuous disturbance.

What the hell? Wow, I've been using Roman Holiday wrong. The more you know, this podcast really is about learning at the end of the day. Let's keep going. Number 18. The home decor section of Buckees. If you've never visited a Buckees, if you're maybe not from America,

if you're from the American North, I would highly encourage you at some point in your life to pop by a Buckees, get you a little brisket sandwich, get you a cold drink, maybe some fudge. They've got them caramel, maple, pecans. Hey, hey, toffee fudge. Woo! And Buckees makes a good, they make good breakfast tacos.

Get into that. But yeah, specifically the home decor section. I got a lot of shit in my house from the Bucky's home decor section. And I used to make fun of my Mimi for, why you decorate like that? Now I get it. Now I get it.

Because it's precious. That's why. Because it's precious. I literally, I'll walk through Buckees and I'll see like a spoon rest for the kitchen that says Texas. It's got blue bonnets. I'm like, oh, that is darling. I got to get it.

I get it. I've got wooden spoons that say Texas. I've got, because you know that shit's more special. when you don't live in Texas. And that's why I'm doing it. I've got a cutting board in the shape of Texas. I've got a damn dish towel that says Texas on it. All that shit.

Really, really love it. They've also got cute paintings and, oh, they love a Tumblr. Next, using medieval Game of Thrones speak in everyday life. And it's this TikTok that I'm sort of referencing. Is this your sign to start saying no to social events? but in medieval speak, because it's so much more fun. The winds of fate have deemed this journey unnecessary, so I won't become it.

I shall not heed your summons. That's fantastic. I shall not heed your summons. Your boss is like, you haven't been to work three days. You have to show up or you're fired. I shall not heed your summons. You're fired. I'm in bed with the dog.

I am otherwise occupied with things of great... God, bring back how they write. to each other in pride and prejudice. I love Regency era shit. I'm reading a book right now. It's the um... It's so fucking boring. I'm reading the life and works of Thomas Cole because I fucking love Thomas Cole. He's one of my favorite painters.

Because he was a poet first and foremost. Like he is just a true poet in spirit and nature. This is how he would write letters. Like begging bitches to buy his paintings. I'm otherwise occupied with things of great importance. Forevermore, Thomas Coal. I'm going to start writing.

I'm going to start writing texts like that. And my friends are going to be like, can you just, thumbs up this message if you're coming? I shall not heed your summons, witch. Importance like sleeping. The hour is late and my spirit is too tired. And my absolute favorite, my heart is willing, but my body says nay.

Really, really great stuff. Yeah, try to implement some of those in your daily life. Next step number 20 Using maple syrup As a sweetener Maple syrup in macho lattes Maple syrup in coffee Maple syrup in smoothies

Get natural maple syrup If you look at the maple syrup Bottle syrup and all the ingredients The first thing is high fructose cord syrup We're not doing that It needs to be maple syrup That's the only ingredient I've started doing that

And I don't feel bad about it I don't feel bad Shalim. I love Fonte's D.C. Okay. Number 21, Sam Fender. Number 22, farting really hot and loud around your best friend or sibling. Let me say that again.

Number 22, farting really loud and hot around either your sibling or your best friend. I find a certain type of fucked up joy from farting hot and loud. and making people suffer. I saw this TikTok yesterday. I was like, don't come around me. It's fucking undoes. Zach jokes,

don't come around me burping when you're drunk. And I don't mean like, like that. I can't even do it. When you burp under your breath and you know, at the end of it, there's vomit. At the end of that,

It's low and it's just air. There's no like sort of vocal resonance to it. It's just air. There's a period at the end of that sentence and it's vomit. Okay? When you do, you're drunk. Hey, mama get to a toilet.

He said, don't come around me. I'm gonna get this. Anyway. Number 23, Tom Ford fragrances. I am very into Oud Wood by Tom Ford right now. It's probably one of my. favorite fragrances ever. And they just make some really stunning original. Oh, my ear. My elf ear, no, I can't hear. They make some really stunning fragrances. I don't know who runs

that fragrance house, but damn. Number 24, yogurt bowls with lactose-free Greek yogurt, because you know my shit rumbles. You know my shit's popping and snapcrackling pop whenever I smell milk. Lactose. free Greek yogurt, and you do some nut granola, you do some fresh berries. I like just blueberries and bananas, and then honey on top. Oh, girl, it's a great breakfast. And three-fourths a cup of that fucking whatever it is, phage yogurt, 17 grams of protein. Wow. Number 25, flirting with the nights at medieval times. I would highly recommend you get some girls together. go to medieval times and really lay it on thick. Sit front row, okay?

And if you're not front row, be loud. Be the loudest people in your section. This is something actually that pisses me off about people go to medieval times. You go to medieval times and you sit there and you be quiet. Gives them something. They're performing. When you go to medieval times and the knights do their little parade around and they're whatever and, you know, they give their flower to somebody,

I want to see you bitches on your feet and attention stand up over here over here that's what you need to be doing because guess what the joy in their face the joy in the night's faces

that makes it all worth it makes it all worth it now the last time I went to medieval times I did go with my friend group and for the first time in my life I was cross-fated I would not recommend that experience I would not recommend doing that at medieval times also my friends Tristan and Channing

I almost got kicked out because they went down the stairs, and it was the time when the knights were sword fighting. And, like, you know, they hit those damn swords together and sparks flying, shit, and sands moving, flying up, and they've got the protective net around the thing. Well, Tristan and Chaney had sort of pressed their faces up to it. Like, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. A worker came over and said, you guys need to go sit. Hey, you guys need to go back to your seats.

I'm so sorry. Oh, so I can't be involved? So I can't have personal stake in what's happening out there on the fucking field? I'll leave. No, because it's obvious y'all want me to leave. No, I'll fucking leave. Okay, what's next? Number 26.

Reading all day with no obligations. I mean, you don't have to do laundry. You don't have to do the dish. You sit your ass in a chair all day and just read 400 pages. finish a book in a day. Oh, I want to go to bed and my knees hurt because I've been absolutely just curled up with a great book all day. I really recommend that. Okay, this weekend, do that.

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Number 28, African net sponges and the ordinary glycolic acid. This is new for me. Okay? I used to be a very rough-skinned reptilian woman. I used to have a very reptilian quality to my skin. I was not exfoliating and I always had ingrown hairs. This is new. I mean, as of like two weeks ago, African net sponge worth the hype.

Really, really worth the hype. I feel very behind. And it's changed my life. And also that glycolic acid shit. Yeah. I don't know why it works. Because you say chemical exfoliant. And I just see like skin peeling like a lizard, like fresh pink fucking

Rufus the naked mole rat. It's not that. It actually works. Okay. Texting your friends random memories that make you laugh. I do this all the time. Y'all remember when we were whatever and whatever? Oh my God. And then, yop! Yum! Yep! Miss you guys. All right. I'll talk to you soon. Do more of that. More of that, please.

Number 30, smile lines. Smile lines are in. I don't go to fuck. I'm aging and I like it. I'm aging and every time I'm like, I should get both. No! My ear. I slap myself around. I talk in the mirror. I say, Hey, you are not. You are not five victim to the Botox. I won't do it. I refuse. but come check in with me when I'm 30 because I might actually do something about but it's like right here you know like my little what are those called marionette puppet

fucking lines every woman in my family has them I know I'm gonna get them real bad but it's this war of like I want to show that I've lived a full life but at the same time my life is on camera and it gets a little hard

looking at your own lines All these lines of my face getting clearer The past is gone Where is Stephen Tyler? Number 31, fall-scented things Cinnamon, pecan, pumpkin, waffle, pancake, All-Spice, diarrhea with cloves in it. That is what I want my house to smell like

all the time. It doesn't have to just be fall. It can be 105 degrees middle of summer, and I'm burning a pumpkin candle. I don't give a fuck. I love fall. It's one of my simple joys in this life. Number 32, ornate wooden carvings on doors on... What's that called?

Come on. What's that called? Up in the... Not Wayne Scotting. That's down here. What's that called? What's the decoration on top of walls? called

crown molding ornate wooden crown molding rich wooden libraries yeah number 33 was a nice home library number 34 fake plants number 35 bankers lamps you know those green lamps that they have

that's just my that's my aesthetic that's my sort of aesthetic okay and my dream home that's what I have because it's my aesthetic number 36 Thin eyebrows. I'm just, I think I'm partial to thin eyebrows.

Maybe it's because I have naturally thick, bushy, manly eyebrows. I just think thin eyebrows suit, suit, uh, your eyes better. Like, I want to see your eyes. And if they're shaped properly to your eye shape, really, really stunning. I'm just partial to them. Number 37. Asking your parents for advice and sometimes not taking it. asking your parents for advice and realizing maybe that's actually not best.

Having the discernment to say, thank you for your input, but I'm going to freak my own shit. Number 38, plucking chin hairs. I love it. I love plucking a chin hair. And I get them. Lord, do I get them. Oh, it's so satisfying. Number 39, pickpads.

This is a new one for me. I got me a pick pad off TikTok shop. All right? Hey, I went crazy on that thing. I love my pickpad. I'm popping it like a fucking Zit, and I get that they're plastic ones with beads in them. Get a pickpad.

If you are like me and I picket my skin, bad. I don't know what fucking disease that is, but I've got it bad. Pickpad really, really helps. And I got this cool little tray. So when you pick the beads out, you put the beads in a tray, and the tray's shaped like a dragon.

You guys don't know what I'm doing. doing over here in my house. You don't know what goes on at Brosky Nation HQ. It's that. I'm on my couch, butt naked, doing a pick pad. You guys don't get it. Number 40, DIY off the shoulder and crop tops. I have so many t-shirts that I've gotten over the years or, you know, like,

oh my God, that's cute. And I never fucking wear it because it's that boxy fit or it gives me uniboub or it makes me feel ugly. Take a pair of scissors to that shit. And shout out to Leah. Living like Leah. watch these videos all the time. Because she was the one that was like, just do it. She was like, I cut all my shirts. And I was like, yeah. You know what? Yeah. And I started doing it. Oh, my God.

I'm wearing shirts. I haven't worn in years. Very, very, I would recommend it. And if you're sentimentally attached to T-shirts the way that I am, get the fuck over it. It's a T-shirt. Just cut the neck out of it and kind of crop it a little bit. It'll change your life, I promise. Number 41, being a Disney adult out loud. Number 42, being a Star Wars adult out loud. Look, I'm, no context needed. Number 43, speaking to Google like she's real. I have full-blown conversations with the Google in my house.

I live alone. And so I enjoy speaking to her and I'm mean to her. I really shouldn't be that mean because when the robot war starts and, you know, they get us, they got me, gals. They got me, gals. That's going to be me to Google. Google, you and I had some good times, but I understand. I could have been nicer to you. Number 44, always having music playing in your house.

I'm the type of person that I cannot sit in silence. It overwhelms me. I get very overwhelmed by, I don't know what that is, maybe. Laundry's done. Yeah, I don't know what that is. I always get just overwhelmed. and so I always have something simple playing. A band that I like to have in the background,

Teske brothers and the California honey drops. If not that, then classical. Like, upbeat classical music. Love that shit. Number 45, Tiffany Lamps and Knock Off Tiffany Lamps. Again, I'm on my Mimi shit. I'm on my Nana shit. I love ornate, like, intricately designed chattie.

I love that shit. I love stained glass. I love quilts. I love wooden things. I love things that look old. Because there's character. There's character to it. Number 46, Sam Fender. Number 47, reading Tumblr fan fiction. Bring back Tumblr fan. If you're over AO3, because I know some people are over AO3, I haven't touched A.O.3 in a while. I'm off that stuff. I'm off that stuff. Okay. AO3 is when you're in the fucking throes of an obsession and you're, I'm a ghost college duty fanficion. I'm off that stuff. I'm clean. I have relapsed on the Tumblr fan fiction, though, because it's fucking good. I read this one Jack O'Connell fan fiction. Don't, don't even, don't even say anything to me. I know. And I'd like to point out if you missed my Instagram story, I am out of the Jack O'Connell phase.

Can everyone, please? Can you guys clap for me? The Jack O'Connell shit had me by the throat. I love a Jack O'Connell. Always will. But I'm out of that really intense period of obsession where I watched everything he's ever been. And I was watching movies that I just could not get less of a fuck about

because he was in them and I love him. Tumblr fan fiction, get into that, dude. There are some fantastic authors on Tumblr. Number 48, chunky rings and always wearing earrings. Am I wearing either of those today? No. But I did just get out of the shower. So, number 49, fridge magnets.

Whenever I go on a trip, I always get a fridge magnet. And I like the really cute ones, like the ones that look like something. Like when I was in Paris last time, I got a little croissant. When I was in Ireland, I got a little sheep. Okay, I like that shit. I like it. And I recently got back into air dry clay, and I made a cigarette. I made a cigarette.

And I put it, it's a magnet, I glued a magnet on it. Number 50. Embracing your natural features because only you look like you. That is such a fucking woo-woo thing to say. But I mean it, dude.

I mean it. Sorry, it's corny and cringe. I mean it, though. Like, your unique features, bring that shit back. I want to see what you look like. Really nothing else to explain. explain there. Number 51, bees. Big fan of bees. Number 52. Fairy things. Fairy chotchkes.

Fairy lamps, fairy figurines, silly, fairy jewelry. I know they sell, oh my God, there's this whole section on Etsy for like, if you're doing a gnome garden. And I know they sell these at Michaels and craft stores and whatever, but oh my God, the ones on Etsy go crazy. There's little gnome house. There's fairy houses, and you can really lose your mind on there. And I've come this close to buying a little fair. I want to make a little fairy garden out here, but I won't. I won't do that. Because I need to be serious about it.

I need to for real, like, you know, design it and sketch it out and do it. So I love fairy things. Number 53, sweet potatoes, broccoli, ground turkey, bit of hot honey on top. Healthy meal makes me feel good. taste delicious. 54, a heating pad. Get a heating pad just for anything. Anytime I feel bad, heating pad.

55, the bar method. Hey! And stretching in the morning. If you guys aren't stretching in the morning, you're going to feel bad. You're going to feel bad in about 5 to 10 to 15 years. Trust me on that.

Because some mornings I wake up, I say, oh, fuck. I got to go stretch. Because my back hurts. because I'm all stove up, my back hurt shit. Number 56. Protein shakes as a little treat. Half or through the day, if I'm like, I don't want a meal, I don't want to cook something.

I keep protein shakes in my fridge, and it's like a little milkshake. It's like a treat. 57, mindfulness about your body and its healing abilities. We're so mean to our bodies. I say this all the time. We critique our bodies for how they look and what they're not doing and how they make us feel, us as the pink matter inside of an empty fucking skull, this body is a living miracle.

It heals itself, the skin regenerates every day through against all odds. Every single organ in here is working together in perfect symbiotic, harmonious. It is a miracle. Be nicer to your body. Number 58. French tips on your toe. even just painting them yourself. Get one of those little, the white nail polish

with the little, like, that you draw on. So it's not the normal brush, but it's the little skinny one that you can just do a lot. Get into that. It makes me feel like a rich stepmom. I don't know. Number 59, sending someone a TikTok or meme that says, you, make your friends feel seen.

When I get a TikTok that says, Britney, Britney Core, so you. I'm like, stop, you guys think about me. I love you guys. Oh, my best fucking friend. Number 60, locking your phone and throwing it against the wall sometimes. Locking your phone and putting it in the freezer. Number 61.

Otters. Not the gay men. Well, maybe the gay men. It is Pride Month. Pride month is almost done. Otters is in the animal, but also the gay men. 62, Lemonade by Beyonce and Antai by Rihanna. If you haven't listened to those albums in a long time, I pray.

you put it on tonight and tell me how you feel. Antai is such a good. We know Lemonade is one, if not my favorite album of all time, one of my favorite albums of all time. Anti-fucking hits. Number 63, edibles and ice water. A fantastic combo. You can never go wrong. Number 64.

Having violent mood swings. It's in. I've decided it's in. Where are the bipolar bitches? Stand up. It's our time. Get up. Guys, hey, but also

Number 65, K1 K1, and by the way, you bitches! You bitches! That sold out all the K1 tour dates? Hell is hot. Hell is hot. I'm pissed off. I'm gonna have to buy some fucking resale tickets for the K1 show whenever she comes to LA.

I love her. Number 66, getting glam with the girls and doing those middle school birthday curls where you don't brush it out. You curl it with the wand and then you don't. And then you spray the life out of it and then you just leave it. And then after that, you get glam with the girls, you do your hair, you get way too drunk at the pregame. And then you go to a, hear me out, straight club. I mean, I want it to be stinky.

I want to dance to future. There is this club in College Station America. And look, I've done my time there. I put in some fucking hours at this club. It is called Icon Lounge. And at the top of Icon, there are cages that you can dance in. And I used to do that. So that's really fun.

Girl, they would do like future mego's fucking two chains. I would go crazy. Me off the buzz balls and I can't. Fuck you! I've never had more fun. Sorry, getting the girls together and do it. Oh my God. Very, very fun.

I wish there were more like safe straight clubs here. Arguably safe straight clubs is an oxymoron. It's really not real. But man, when you're with the girls, so much fun. But honestly, let me be honest. The most fun part about that is getting ready together. Like it's, you know, how the rest of the night goes,

out of my hands, really not up to me. That pregame where it's just the girls and someone's DJing and you're doing your makeup. Will you do my makeup? Okay. Number 67, nice hardware on drawers and doors and doors and cabinets. A cheap way to spruce up a space. Number 68, salt and stone brand,

burgomah and Hanoke body soap but I use it as hand wash I put it in all my bathrooms that shit smells so good so good number 69 TSA precheck number 70 butt wipes

in that order number 71 Trixie Cosmetics lip liners and potentially maybe a collab that's incoming that I really am not at liberty to say that much about but specifically a tricksy cosmetics lip liner that might be coming out soon.

Number 72. Being weird around men. I'm over this idea that you need to be. I'm cool. I'm not sure. Be fucking weird because you are. Who are you hiding from? He's going to find out eventually, girls, just fucking be weird.

I don't care. I'm loud. I'm doing voices. I'm doing the whatever I'm pulling references out of thin air. If they catch the wave, they're going to ride it, girl. They're going to ride the wave, okay? And they like it. They like weird bitches.

They won't admit it, though, okay? And also if a man is weirded out by you, not your man, get the fuck away from me. Get away. Be weird around men. Number 73, do not disturb. I use the hell out of that D&D feature. Don't disturb me.

Don't ever talk to me. And people who blast through, notify anyway, hell is hot. Hell is so, so hot for people like you. Wow. Number 74, writing in books. This is a controversial one. Writing in books, highlighting, underlining, I do that to every single piece about, because life is too short, it's a fucking book, okay?

This string of words that this author put together means so much to me that I'm going to fucking underline it. Because, wow, either that's great or that means a lot to me or this has changed my life. I just read or this fucking, the life and works of Thomas Cole. This biography that I'm reading, so good. It's so well written. And is it from like the 1870s? Yeah, it is. But there are some phrasings that this author uses when talking about Thomas Cole that is so, it's so deeply reflective of Thomas Cole's relationship to nature and how nature to him is his God. It's his muse. It is the greatest love of his life. And the way, the language that the author uses, I think Noble is his last name, in describing Cole's relationship, it is so

like I've never experienced a love like that that Cole shared with nature. It is just the utmost regard and awe and just being brought to your knees by your love of something. And so, yeah, I'm underlying the fuck out of that. I got my big thick highlighter. I'm, yeah. So good.

Number 75. Taking pictures of your loved ones when you're having a giggle fit. The next time you are belly laughing with your friends or your family, whip out your phone. I know it's like, Live at the moment. Those pictures are priceless. The next time you are losing your fucking mind,

record it. Whip out your phone and video it. I'm telling you that shit when I'm having a horrible day. I either watch TikToks of people laughing or I pull up videos of me and my friends. Number 76, watching the wind. You ever watched the wind? Me, when I get high. I sit outside and I watch the wind change directions. It's very, very, very entertaining, very intriguing because where are you going, girl? What are you doing? Like, pick a direction. And sometimes I feel like I'm witnessing magic.

This is so, I'm trying to see life through the aw-struck eyes of a child, child-like wonder. Because I still have it. You got to reconnect with it. I'll sit outside when it's like a windy day. And sometimes it's like, you know, the wind's blowing in one direction. And then there will be a little mini, like a little mini swirl or a tornado where leaves will, and then it's like. and then it's like sucked up in the air and then it goes down. It makes me cry.

I don't know. I love being alive. I don't know. That's kind of it. Number 77, keeping extra tampons and pads on your person for a random woman. Random people you meet. Just keep them because I've been in that position.

Everyone has. I'm like in the stall. Does anyone have a tampon? Got you, girl. Under the thing. I've never seen you. I don't know what you look like. Here's a tampon.

Number 78. Sleeping with brown. and the AC on 69 and a long-sleeved t-shirt. And I was thinking about this recently. I just made a list of, um, my man, right? Like my perfect man. I did the manifestation bullshit on June 25th, the new moon in cancer. I had a horrifically emotional day yesterday.

And, uh, I made this big list of like, my man, all the qualities that he would have. I put that as one. He likes to sleep in a cold, dark room and doesn't snore. Because, yeah, don't piss me off. If you snore, get the fuck out of my bed. I mean that. Nothing, nothing pisses me off more. When I'm trying to sleep and you're...

Get out! Get out! I start crying. I literally start crying. And if my sister and brother are watching, you know, when we go on family vacations and dad would snore, I'd lay there and cry. And we used to text on vacation.

It's like, bro, can you please wake him up? I woke him out last time. Throw a pillow. Like, damn! Piss me off! It's inconsiderate. Anyway. Number 79, Robert Downey Jr., Sherlock Holmes,

and I'm not going to ask you bitches to watch it again. Pause this episode right now and go start that movie. I'm not going to ask again. Number 80, Sam Fender. Number 81. Cooking breakfast listening to Sierra Farrell. Ferrell? Ferrell? Oh, I love her. I don't roll by like tears. I love da-da-na-na-da-na-da-dha.

I love Billy Strings. And they did a song together. Oh, it's so good. I have chills thinking about her. I love her. She's got a crazy story, too. Number 82, Ricky Jervais bloopers. If you've never seen the bloopers to his show, Derek, I watch that shit when I'm having a bad day. Ricky Jervais. Number 83, opening your curtains in the morning. And if you don't have curtains, go to Walmart right now and go grab a curtain rod and some curtains and put it out.

I'm telling you, elevates a room, elevates the decor in a room, very easy to install. Get some blackout curtains. Yeah, you're sleeping good. Number 84, classical music while doing your skin care. Guys, you need to start luxurizing your life. Give yourself little pockets of affordable luxury. It does not have to cost money to live a luxurious lifestyle, period. Okay?

Classical music, dim the lighting, or maybe get one of the, light a candle to your skincare by candlelight. Guys, you need to lock it. You're not on my frequency. You need to get on my frequency. Number 85, smiling friends. I love that show. I got a little,

Stanley got me for Christmas, a little glit with a Santa hat on. Hey, yeah. Best gift. Number 86, a vino non-commodogenic lotion. Any of you bitches who get ingrown hairs, who have very sensitive skin, non-commodidgenic lotion doesn't clog the pores,

but it moisturizes the skin. I'll learn this from my wax lady. Okay. I'm really trying to be better about how I take care of my skin. Number 87, changing your phone case and your wallpaper very frequently. One of the simple joys that I had as a middle schooler and high schooler, and also just throughout my whole life, is changing your wallpaper or your phone. Are you serious? Like, it's fun. I know some people are like, it's just me and my dog. Or like, it's me and my boyfriend. And it's been that for seven years. Fucking change it up. Do something fun. For me, I cycle between who I'm addicted to at the moment. Like, right now it's, right now it's Paul Meskell. Right now it's Paul Meskull. It's Paul Meskull is my wallpaper right now. And I will just say it complicates things when you've met the people, when you've met the person that is your lock screen.

I don't give a fuck. I love Paul Meskull. And then my home screen, it's Michael B. Jordan. Paul Meskill and Michael B. Jordan. My lock screens. And I got my Snoopy case. I got my Snoopy case right here. Okay.

Number 88, a wax melt thing for your car. You know, at Buckees, they sell those big wax things that you put around your rearview mirror. Get that, because when it's the Texas summer and it's baking and you get in your car and it smells great, come on. It's the little things. Number 89, sending flowers to someone when they're just having a rough time. No specific reason, no whatever, just send them flowers. Drew and Caleb do this for me all the time. makes me cry every single time.

It makes me cry every single time because what do you mean you're thinking about me, gay? What do you mean you're thinking about me and you love me? Gay? Caleb is a gay man, so. And I'm sorry to out him if no one knew. Yeah, really, really sweet. And it makes me want to be a better friend. You know, have friends in your life that make you want to be better. Truly, that's the point.

Number 90. Number 90, forgiving your parents. They did their best. Number 91, the sweet green barbecue green goddess bowl. Get the fuck out of here. The sweet green barbecue green goddess bowl. Delicious. I've had that shit three times this past week.

Because it makes me, it's healthy, I say, an asterisk. Number 92, mood lighting. If I go to your house, I don't want to see a damn big light. Get that big light off. Get it off. You're pissing me off. It hurts my eyes. And it's making my bald spot show.

Because the light shines from above and it, God, don't piss me off. That shit's misogynistic. I walk into your house, you got a big light on. Don't do that. Number 93, this one, just no. This sounds so millennial and I know it. I know it. This is the most live, laugh, love, bullshit you're ever going to hear me say, okay?

Just give peace a chance, okay? Here it is. Dance in public. Okay. Okay. I say that with one of those. What's that? You know, the most millennial fucking artwork ever is the, where they would tape a bunch of crayons at the top of a canvas and then melt them with a fucking blow dryer

and then put a stencil underneath of a couple under an umbrella. I know y'all know what I'm talking about. And so the wax would melt on it and it would look like the couple was, I'm throwing the rainbow fucking shit. That's those millennial shit I could think of. Dance everywhere, dude, I don't give a fuck. If music is playing and you're in public, just dance with whoever you're with. I think it's so sweet.

It is a simple joy. If you're with your friends, just hit a little, hey, hey. Or you're with your, oh, you're with your dad. Dance with your dad in public. It was just at Disney. Dance at Disney. I don't give a fuck. Dance if there's music or not music.

What are you going to? think back on when you're dying. We're all dying. Who gives a fuck? Just dance. I don't care. That is so millennial. It's so corny. But the millennials were onto something. I don't know, dude. Those galaxy print leggings, they were onto something, okay? Number 94, big towels. I hate when I'm at someone's house or I'm at a hotel and they had those little, just it doesn't even wrap around my body. I want a big, fluffy towel that absorbs the water on my hog body. I'm pissed off. You give me a little hand towel to dry my whole body off with? I'm a big girl. Come on. A big towel for a big girl. Number 95. Giving people the benefit of the doubt. Giving people room to grow. Giving people

grace. Giving yourself grace. All things to consider. Number 96, the Tyler Candle Company Hear me out. Makes a laundry detergent. That's the most horrific shit that's ever happened to me. The Tyler Candle Company makes a laundry detergent. That is in the scent diva. Girl, just blind by it. I don't care. It is so good. And I would be cautious of washing your like undies and clothes. in case you might be itchy, you know, if you're sensitive to that sort of thing. I wash blankets in this shit. Oh, wow. Really just stunning.

And it's such a southern thing. That company is so southern. My whole family uses it. But we love it. Diva is so good. Number 97. And this is to all the editors out there. Where are the editors in Brodky Nation?

I need you to put your hand up and put it down. And put it up. Put it down. Put both hands up. Put them both down. Thank you. I need you guys to make more celebrity funny moment compilations on YouTube. I looked up, who was I looking at the other day?

Will Poulter funny moments on YouTube? Not that many. And he's a funny guy. So you guys need to get on that shit, okay? And I mean it. Or all the ones are like, Harry Styles funny moments. And they're from 2013. Guys, we got to keep up.

I need the editors back in the booth. Keep up with all that. There's a lot of pop culture moments happening. I want a 17-minute compilation on YouTube of all the funny interview moments. I will say there's some great hosier ones. Hosier funny moments on YouTube, those go crazy because he's very funny. Number 98, more framed pictures of loved ones in your homes. Why did we stop framing photos?

I think it'll really improve your quality of life if you've got some framed photos of people that you give a shit about. Number 99, Sam Fender. And last but not least, number one. number 100 Brosky Nation guys Brosky Nation

we're in we're up and I think that this community that we've built is really and I this sounds corny

it is truly something very very special because it's not just me right you always hear celebrities or like artists say this of like I'm just the sort of I'm the

pilot light. You guys are the real deal. The friendships you've made, the way you show up, like the way that it's been a bonding experience for, it's so much bigger than me. You know what I mean?

That's what I'm trying to say. And I just love you guys. I really, really do. And I'm so appreciative and I'm so grateful that this is, this is it. Like, this is my life. Big Brookesky moment.

I just love you guys. Happy 100 episodes! And here's to 100 freaking more, guys! Put some, put some... Put some shit up here! Poooooooooooooooooooo! Guys, I think that'll do it for me this episode. 100 episodes!

Shit, and I'm sorry. Couldn't love you guys more if I tried. Y'all be good, I've got merch. Go to broskey. Dot shop. Get you some merch for the summertime. time, it is hot, get you a moomous, you can free your undercarriage, get some breath and air in there. I've also got music out. Go stream three songs I've got out. I've also got some important collaborations coming out later this year. And I'm just, you know, I'm always doing my thing.

Go follow me everywhere. And if I don't see you next week, it's because I'm traveling. I'm going to try to do another episode before I leave. But if I don't, don't be mad at me. Okay, we'll have an off week and then I'll be back to the next week. Okay, for a hundred and what? Hey, bye. I'm U.S. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy. We all get distracted when we drive, whether it's from our phones or kids in the backseat bickering. But how we handle these distractions can be a matter of life or death. Before you get in the road for your next road trip, please put your phones on silent and take a mental no to focus on driving.

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