The Broski Report with Brittany Broski - 102: Throwing a Tantrum at the Airport

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

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This is the Brozky Report with your host, Brittany Brosky. Sautier Boy up in the soul. Watch me Craig and watch me roll. Watch me, that soldier boy and a Superman. That ho. Now watch me. Now watch me. Now watch me. All right, guys. Welcome. Man, watch me roll. Guys get up, it's 8 a.m. Guys get up, it's 8 a.m.

This is your wake-up call. Hi, this is it the front desk calling. This is your wake-up call. These facial framing pieces are just not... It's one of those days, y'all. Some days I have days where I'm like, I don't know if there's actually a more beautiful woman alive than me. It might, it might be me.

And I'm sorry to kind of end it for the rest of y'all. But it might be me. Today is not that day. Today, I'm looking at this big. I'm actually, I'm going to turn this screen off. I'm turning this screen off. And that's just how it is. Because I didn't used to have a screen.

You know what I mean? I've been spoiled by the screen. All right, you guys. Holy shit, we have a lot to talk about today. First and foremost, another week. Soldier. Soldier. Soldier.

Soul. Do you guys remember that fucking song? Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow. Yeah. Ah, you know what it is. Everything, everything I do, I do it big. Yeah. Ah, it's screaming that stuff.

If you're screaming at a bit, game or so, when you see me in a... Ha! Anyway, let's cut to the chase. I have to talk about this TikTok. Okay, so basically here's, I'll describe what this TikTok just was. This is a grown-ass woman flailing around on the floor, throwing a hissy, and yes, I mean a hissy fit, in a public airport while onlookers record.

While on-lookers, voyeurs, and passerbys film her. She is flailing around on the floor because she did not get her way. Let's watch it again. or whoever the fuck is back there just watching her. Just like thumb through belt loop just leaned up against the counter just watching her do that. Yeah, actually, I saw this TikTok

and it shook me to my core. Because what level of boomer is this? What boomer GenX hybrid is this? Where you can do that and think this will get me my way. Oh, this will get me my way. Well, you guys leave me. no option. It's clear

what I have to do next. What's the fucking caption? Passenger throws epic tantrum over her luggage. Passenger, grown-ass baby woman throws epic chungis tantrum over her luggage that probably was

too fucking heavy and I know her ass is probably flying spirit. So she said, she probably was like yeah, it's 75 pounds. What's the big deal? And they're like, ma'am, you're have to pay for that. And she probably threw this big hissy. And I don't even want to know what's in the luggage. Okay? I recently watched the Sex and the City too movie. And let me just tell you, why did they do that to Samantha? Why did they do that to Samantha? They made her the big old

heifer with a bunch of creams and she's going through metaphors. Why did they do that to her? Anyway, the big woman baby who threw the epic hissy at the whatever fucking airport this is. I know this woman makes marbled tumblers on TikTok. I know this woman calls her grandkids fat whenever she gets the chance. I know this woman is probably in a loveless marriage. I know this woman's kids don't talk to her. The grandkids are the tether, you know. And what I've kind of realized is there's something here.

I'm going to start doing this. Passenger throws epic tantrum over her luggage. I'm going to start doing this. I think there might be some validity to what she's doing here. Like TSA, imagine going through TSA. They flag something in your bag, okay? You forget to throw out a water bottle. Maybe it's like my big fat tube of eczema cream.

Because yes, I have eczema. Yes, we exist. Sometimes your skin tries to peel off your body, and that's not my fault. It's not a doctor's fault. But I am sort of heavily reliant upon eczema to keep me here, keep me in one piece. Otherwise, I'm just kind of skin flakes floating in the air. You know, those TikToks are always like, we're made of stardust. Everything about the human body comes from stardust.

Yeah, well, my stardust is dishydroditic acute eczema. So what about that? What about that, Neil de Grassy, Tyson? My fucking, my fucking lips are made of fucking exibate. I am just an accumulation of skin flakes that have melded together because I have so much grease on my body. It acts as a solvent, and it glues all of it together. But you put, look, you stress me out this bad,

all right, and I start, I start doing my tantrum, pieces of me are going to start flying off into the ether. I'm gonna, you can let me bring my everything. What arm goes? I wanted to bring my... There's my other arm, okay? This shit's gonna happen to me. Viral TikTok star Brittany Brosky

found an eczema puff at the DFW airport. Viral Britney Brosky explodes at the DFW airport. Not in any terrorist-related incident, just she's got eczema. And she ended up turning into a big cloud of skin. a big cloud of skin particles,

scarticles, if you will. Like, imagine this woman going through TSA. Just a bag full of liquid. Bag full of 8 ounce, 12 ounce, 36 ounce liquids. And these people always act like they've never flown before. What do you mean, you're 70 years old, you've never fucking gotten on an airplane? And oh my God, don't even get me started on these real ID people.

Okay, the old heads who don't have a real ID, don't have an updated passport, and they come to the airport. Look, those signs have been everywhere. Everywhere in the airports for like the last at least five years. National news blasts about it. Careful if you're traveling after 2025.

You're getting any real ID with the star in the corner of the... These people have known, okay? And you're getting on a flight. You're getting on a flight to go harass customer service workers. You're not even flying anywhere. They're getting up into the plane, flying to fucking Salt Lake City, flying back to where they came from

they're not even going anywhere. This for them is fun. These people like to get on planes and just harass. I truly believe they like to see what they can get away with. Doing this, throwing an epic tantrum

over your luggage. Yeah, I'm going to start doing this. I'm going to go through TSA and I'm going to pack a suitcase full of liquid. And I'm going to put it through the fucking machine. And they're going to flag it. They're going to be like,

whose bag is this? And I'm going to say, they're going to say, ma'am, you have to throw this away. And I'm going to say, no, I don't want to.

I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I'm going to hold my breath. I'm going to hold my breath until I pass out because you motherfuckers want me dead.

Everyone in this airport is trying to kill me. It's because you want me to throw out my luggage because you trying to fucking kill me. Every TSA agent here is trying to kill me. That's what I'm going to do the next time I have to fly.

Ma'am, you cannot bring this much liquid on the plane. You're going to have to throw some of it out. You are only allowed a small... You motherfucker, they told me about you. And you were going to try to kill me. I knew it when they said someone was going to kill me. I knew it was going to be you. Ma'am, please come this way.

We have... Don't touch me! The way that that's not an exaggeration. Like, that's genuinely... old people fucking act! At the airport! Don't touch me! I'll call the fucking police!

Ma'am, we have to... You refuse to go to the metal detector. You say you have a heart stent. Get over here so we can wand you. Don't fucking touch me. I will have you know. I read my Miranda rights this morning, and they said you can't touch me.

Ma'am, please come over. We're going to have to take you to a private room. A private room so you can what, kill me! Ma'am, do you want to get on the plane or not? I, and I was about to say something, and I'm actually, I just decided I'm going to let it rip. Obviously, my own grandparents are not included in this, but I hate old people.

I know some people are like, oh, old people are so... This shit? This shit, dude? Would you ever see a millennial or just... Well, would you ever see someone under the age of 30 doing something like this. No, because they have too much social anxiety. That's the issue with Gen X and Boomers.

I don't know how the fuck. Those generations do not have social anxiety. In fact, they bask in it. They bask in the freedom. These are the people that caused a whole generation to have social anxiety. Because you do this shit and then you involve everyone in the family.

Let's go. Let's go! You just threw a hissy on the family. floor of the DFW airport. Now I have to go get on a plane and sit next to you. My God. Yeah, I'm going to start doing this. That's what I've adopted.

I'm going to start doing this. When I go through TSA, I'm going to accuse all the TSA officers of trying to kill me. I'm going to start kicking the metal detector. I'm going to kick over wheelchairs. I'm going to get in a wheelchair and I'm... Someone pushed me. Someone push me. Get me the hell away from here.

That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to do the greatest freak out ever, Britney's version, and I'm going to shove one of those TSA wands up my butt. I'm going to do the greatest freakout ever where he does the remote up his... But it's a TSA wand because everyone here is trying to kill me. And you're right here trying to kill me.

And it's a TSA wand up my butt. Because that's what I have to do. Because they've left me no choice. And you know what actually makes me sick? Is she probably got her way. She probably got her way. She probably's got some son-in-law who works for American Airlines and was able to call and be like, just let her.

Right? Because that's the thing. They get away with it. These Gen X boomers, whatever, whatever side of the aisle you fall on, Gen X or boomer, they get away with it. And if they don't, then it's never their fault. Perpetual victims. Even though the earth is on fire because of you, start bashing my head on the fucking, On the fucking doosh, douche, doosh.

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Learn more at Viz.com. Okay, you guys know what I want to talk about. next is I recently rewatched Twilight specifically breaking Don. Y'all.

Y'all okay. Edward and Bella were fucking fucking. Fucking. Capital F, capital

G. Fucking. What? Re. Let me take a breath. Re-watching, rereading some of those scenes. as a grown-ass woman, as a grown-all woman.

I have to say, what the hell? Stephanie Meyer, you literal freak. You are a freak. Breaking the bed? Fucking feathers everywhere. That shit was so horny. By the way, okay, I don't know if Twilight's characterized as a YA novel. Not to me.

Not to me. All right. Well, they are in high school. I don't care. okay because by the time they get to you know breaking dawn and they're at that wherever the fuck island they go

and he's fucking her in that bed he's fucking her in that bed and it's destroyed the next morning why is that why was that in writing these characters think of all the planning that goes into like writing a four

actually like more than four series four part book fuck can I talk Four-part book series. All the prep and planning that goes into that storyboarding, character arcs, character backgrounds, okay, family trees, governmental systems, high school names, shit like that. To write in that he fucks her real good to the point where it's destroyed,

they destroy the venue? I'm just not realizing it's a little. an adult. Oh my God. What's that? I mean, I get that they're vampires, right? I get that there's vampires. There's extra-terrestrial, extra-human sort of capabilities and, and strength. However, however, rip that bitch up. The four-poster bed ripped up. Headboard torn off. Sheets shredded. What were y'all doing? There's no need for all that.

I guess it had been building up. The tension had been pinned up for four books. I get it, okay? But damn! And I'm, look, I'm all up in that, okay? I'm reading it. I'm, oh my God. Oh, by the way, I have to talk about a book I'm reading.

I've got about 40 pages left in Shield of Sparrows. Let's talk about Shield of Sparrow's for a second. I thought Shield of Sparrow's was a pirate book. I was sorely mistaken, all right? There is sailing in this book. However, it is not a pirate book. I was fucking led astray. I was led astray.

Did I read a synopsis of it? No. Did I just see that it had great reviews on Book Talk and Goodreads? Yeah. And so when I was at Being In, Barnes & Noble, my neighborhood being in, I picked it up.

And was that book? $35, by the way? Yeah, it was. $3499. Fuck me. I pick it up, okay? Here's what I will say. I am not done with this book, but I couldn't put it down.

This is the third day that I've been reading it, and it's like 500 pages. So I flew through that bitch. I read it all yesterday, all the day before. I will say, it is a classic, just romanticese. structure, okay? Really nothing new here. There are some crazy twists and turns at the end that I have been enjoying. There were two parts where I was, oh, no, I'd like out loud in my living room, oh my God. So I will say, yeah, it gooped me, it gooped me a little bit. But my God, for the first 350 pages, no boonking, no kissing, very much flirting, very much flirting, very

much extended eye contact, very much he whispered into the shell of my ear, okay? 350 pages! No one's boinking! This was marketed to me as a spicy fantasy. And I'm not... Look, let me make a disclaimer. I'm not the one. My favorite book ever is The Secret History by Donna Tart.

I love Angels and Demons by Dan Brown. I love all, you know, East of Eden, whatever, which I'm going to talk about next episode. or maybe 17 episodes from now. Who fucking knows! Are you guys gonna kill me? Shield of Sparrow's. I'm a romantician joyer, but not just Romanticy, okay?

I read a bunch of shit. I also just finished why I write by George Orwell, which I will talk about in a second. This book, I knew what I was getting into. I've been reading a lot of dark, like, nonfiction, and I wanted a lighthearted, you know, whatever. So I read it. I just want to make it clear that this is a fun,

read for me, I don't exclusively read Romantasy, okay? For all you bitches in the comments that are like, and this is the thing, people have reduced reading down to just fucking porn. No. However, when I want to read porn, I read bored. When I want to read, fucking Shield of Sparrows, because the big sexy man with a beard and brown hair, and he's six, four, he's got corded, ripped muscles.

Yeah, I want to read that. And does that make me un-American? Does that make me a pseudo-intellectual, anti-intellectualism? No. I posted on my story the other day. Rothesky Nation Book Club, and it was Shield of Sparrow's and how fascism works. The politics of us versus them. That's what I'm reading, okay?

Shield of Sparrow, here's what I'll say. Lead character, absolutely 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10, chef's kiss. absolutely fucking love it. The Guardian? The Guardian? How? How?

Holy shit. Very, but... Yes? Yes. And I have a certain celebrity fancast in mind that I'm not at liberty to share right now. But you guys, leave it in the comments who you think I have fancasted as the Guardian. And I'll like the comments that are, that are accurate. Okay.

The Guardian. Probably, look, okay, when it comes to fantasy book boyfriends, I know a lot of people have Rysandas are number one. I get it. I get it. And if you have Xavier is your number one from fucking whatever, is his name Xavier from Fourth Wing? I don't, we can't really, like I get it.

Okay, but Xavier is so toxic. So is Violet for that. They fucking deserve each other. They saw, oh my God, they annoyed me. I didn't read the third one, by the way. Xavier and then from the throne of glass, whatever. People love Dorian and Kale and whatever. Okay, I get it.

The Guardian? Oh, and Quicksilver, what's the dude's name in Quicksilver? He was sexy. King Fischer. Love that Irish band, by the way. King Fischer from Quicksilver. I will be reading the second one. Brimstone, Brimheart, Brimstone Heart, whatever it's called.

Callie Hart is the author. Uh, okay, Shilda Sparrow's. The Guardian, very, very much, yeah. And I do like, I do enjoy the female main character because this is my complaint with a lot of romanty is that people try to make her, you know, if it's a lead female character, people try to make her too much like, I've been through the fucking hardships. No one's known what I lived through. Family, dead.

Parents, dead. Best friends, dead. I'm starving, I have no money, but I'm also ripped, I'm also curvy, and I have beautiful, luscious hair down to my ass, that I, oh, it's so much hair I can't even fit into a braid. And my eyelashes are so dark and long, they get in the way. It's shit like that. These leather pants won't fit over my juicy ass BBL curves,

even though I'm 18 and I'm starving. It's shit like that, right? Where I'm like, okay, I get it. You're trying to get it. this character depth. You're trying to give this character some sympathy factor for us to be like, ah, she just, a man will fix it. Like that type of shit, unfortunately, is a lot of the times it's the trope. This one, dude, very much I appreciate. I'm not going to give away too much because this is all kind of revealed in the first 10 pages. She is a princess. And her family is,

maybe not sadder, but definitely more interesting. Her family is together, somewhat functional. She's got a half-sister, a stepmother, a half-brother, and her dad. Her mother, dead or missing, and no one really talks about it. However, this female main character, what is her fucking name? Odessa. Odessa is tender-hearted. The only thing that she really needs, in this life is her father's approval and her father's love, you know, and just like a loving family unit, she yearns for it. And I think a part of her knows that she will never get it. These are not the people that will be able to give that to her. And it's not her fault. It's not her inability to be loved. It's not anything wrong with her. It is her family. Her family not seeing her,

her family dismissing her, telling her to get out of the way. She is the eldest sister, but she is not the heir to the throne. It's shit like that where it's like, here is a woman that's just been overlooked, and she has so much love in her heart to give, but she remains hopeful, and she is not cynical towards the world. She leads with love and kindness,

and she tries to show love wherever she can, even though it hasn't been shown to her. I love that. I love that in the main character, okay? Because a lot of authors will take the route of that hardens her. Right? And that's why she builds up this wall and only the man can knock the wall down. It's not that. Oh my God, Odessa is her bleeding heart. She has so much love to give. She loves small animals and children more than she'll ever love herself. You know, like that sort of thing where it's just she radiates hope and love.

And that is the bravest thing you can do. And let me say that again. Radiating hope and love in a cynical world is the bravest thing you could do. true courage, okay? Cruelty's boring. So I really appreciate that in Odessa. And so does our main male character! Yes! Yes! Oh my God, yeah! Okay, a man who sees the heart of you? Wow. And from the beginning, I mean, as with any enemies to lovers, whatever, right? I don't even know if this is enemies of lovers. I mean, it kind of is. It's like strangers to lovers. It's enemies to lovers. With a dynamic like that as well, from the jump, you see the negative parts of each other, which I love. That's why I like it. You show them up front. These are the horrible parts of my personality because you're getting the full force, like the brunt of it on both ends, right?

I, like I'm her. We're seeing all the negative parts of his personality. you know, the mystery, the dismissiveness, the arrogance, the stubbornness, all of these things that it's honestly how they process emotions. And then as they get endeared to one another, the walls come down. So you've done the hard work, right? It's not like it's all honeymoon, rainbows, and butterflies, you're so in love. And then you start saying the negative parts of these people. And it's like, oh, I don't know if I want to, you know, I don't know if I'm ready for all that. It's the opposite. I've seen the worst of what you have to throw at me, and I'm still here. You know, and now it's like smooth sailing.

So it's that type of shit. I really enjoy their dynamic. And, of course, it's the classic, okay? Who's going to train me? Because I'm a princess and I want to use his sword. Who's going to train me? Oh, fuck. The big buff, corded muscle, ripped, vainy coke has to come train me.

The penis with ears has to come train me. Fine. Get into your fighting. Oh, get into my fighting stance, I guess. One foot behind me on there for balance, okay? Because you don't want to be knocked on your ass. I've read so many of these damn fantasy books. I could teach a class on sword play.

And did I order a foam sword from the interweb? Yeah, I did. And do I run around my house in a cape with the sword sometimes? Yeah. And am I 28? Yeah, yeah. And I fail to see where the issue lies. I fear to see, I feel to see what's wrong with that. What's wrong with that?

Nothing. God forbid a woman has a hobby. God forbid a woman runs through the home that she lives in, absolutely going to town on a foam sword. I beat the fuck out of my couch. I'm, yeah, yeah, yeah, shing. Okay, and I also got a metal one. It's not in here.

Oh, and I have a lightsaber in the corner too. I have my Kylo Ren lightsaber. Because I don't have, look, I don't have a green one, blue one. even have a Mace Windu one, okay? And I think that if I were to do the lightsaber experience at Disney, that's the one I would get. Because I, it's not even about being different. It's about I love Mace Windu. Okay? I love Mace Windu. I do sword play in my home. And at this point, I could teach a fucking class on it. Next, next podcast, I'm going to, I'm going to teach you guys some sword, sword play 101. And if there's any medieval times nights watching, turn up the brightness.

If there's any knights who work at medieval times, the Renaissance Fair, Disney, turn that brightness up. Yeah, turn that brightness up, turn up the sound. I want you to see this. I want you to see and hear this. Okay, this one's for y'all. And if any of you guys want me, shoot me a DM, you know where I am, all right? I'm over here teaching sword play classes, all right? You know where to find me.

Okay, I do like Shield of Sparrow's. I think the concept is fun. It's just enough political, you know, whatever. It's not confusing at all. I didn't expect the twist. And I'm, me and Drew talk about this a lot because we're always kind of when we read, especially fantasy, it's like we're predicting the twist or where the author's going to take it. And when they go completely left field, it's really nice.

But don't, you know, like I don't want to stray too far from the way. world that they've built. Like, in trying to deliver a twist, sometimes they completely undermine the world that they've built for themselves as the author. And this is not that. Like, it really honors the true nature of these characters. And, uh, I'm loving it so far. I got 40 pages left. And I'm wondering, is this, uh, is this a series? Is shield of sparrows a standalone? No, it's not. It's the first book in a series. The ending leaves room for further development and a potential sequel.

Okay, I wonder if she's reading it. It's got great reviews. I don't know if it's one of those like, it's just new. And so it has great reviews. I saw this TikTok of this dude going in on Goodreads, how the UI hasn't been updated since 2012. You can't do half-star ratings on Goodreads. There are so many different versions of books on Goodreads that if we could just consolidate,

you know, like clearly we're all talking about the same book here, not a version that was published in 2005, 2007, 2011. They're all three different listings of the same book. There are so many things, accurate book recommendations based on, like, what you're logging, what's on your TBR, shit like that. You know, even an improved way to see your friends reviews and what your friends are reading. and if there's like a maybe new and improved forum or way to interact and have discourse on these books, it just sucks.

But I'm not on Storygraph or what's the other one, Fable, blueberry fago. I'm not on that one. So I don't really know because all my shit's on Goodreads. You know what I mean? Like I'd have to transfer all my TBR, which is like 300 books onto, I'm not doing all that. I'm just going to wait until fucking Goodreys, get it together. If you work at Goodreads, oh my fucking God, get it together.

I'm just going to wait until you guys update the damn app. I don't give a shit. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Fiscally responsible, financial geniuses, monetary magicians. These are things people say about drivers who switch their car insurance to progressive and save hundreds. Because Progressive offers discounts for paying in full, owning a home, and more.

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Okay, Shield of Sparrows. Yeah, I would really recommend it. I love the MMC and the... FMC. I love them. The world is interesting. Okay. Their continent is shaped like a croissant. And there are some things where I'm like, that doesn't really make sense. But who gives a shit? Right? Because he had just boinked her. And that's half the reason that I started this book, because I wanted to read a boinking. By the way, back to Twilight, Edward knowing that he had that in him and he, right, like, I just,

What a self-aware king. Like, I'm processing it now. You knew that you had the dick of all dicks. You are king of the dicking. Okay? His dick is lethal, and I mean that. The dicking is fatal. The dicking has a death toll.

And you kept that from her? To protect her? You don't love her. And then when it finally happened, right? She had to go sit in the, ocean for a second. Right? She had to go be alone.

That's how good it was. She said, give me a moment. Wow. Okay. Let's move on. Oh, this is another point I was going to make. If they, look, the time is coming, all right? We had this epic cultural boom in like 2013, 14, 15, 16, even into 2017, where it was

just hit after hit. We had divergent. We had Hunger Games. we had, what's the other one? The other one where it's all these like sci-fi romance sort of political dramas and, what are those called? Y.A. Okay? I think we're now in a kind of golden era where romanticie is on top.

And it's just a matter of time before all of these books, this IP, is sold. It already has been in talks wasn't fucking Akatar supposed to go to Hulu and then they canceled it, I don't know. All these, like, it's easy IP to make into a TV show or a movie. We need to start thinking realistically about how I'm going to

be cast in one of these shows. And I don't want to be a lead. I want to be a Dobby adjacent character. I need you guys. Some of you, if you work at studios, I don't know what the fuck you guys are doing. If you need a

Goofy little elf character, you know where to find me that business emails in my bio. Come on. Akitar, the surreal? I'm drool and thinking about it. If you need someone to come in and be like, your husband, stay with the high lord. Stay with the high lord. I can do that.

I can do that for you. Okay? Don't even go. Look at me. Don't look at her. look at me. Don't even think about casting someone else. I can play the elf. Put me in the prosthetics, shrink me down to three feet. I don't give a fuck. I'm your girl. I'm him. I'm him. I'm the cereal. Guys, come on. Every single one of these books has a goofy all little character that needs

someone to play it. I will take on the burden. If they do a live action adaptation, of Akitar, let me be the surreal, please. Let's look up what the surreal looks like. For reference. There's the cereal, okay? Really spindly, skeleton-like, wears a hood, emaciated, nasty body, all right? Put me...

I want to live my Jim Carrey Grinch fantasy. The role will not be funny. I'm really gonna embody it, okay? But I want to sit in the chair, the makeup chair for six hours, turn me into the cereal, and then I'm gonna make TikTok's doing And bad bitch, does she do what I say so?

And sands there, blueberry bagel. I'm gonna make TikTok as the cereal doing. I'm talking about it. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. And they're gonna be like, Britney, you have to post for the TV show you're in. Done.

I have 37 hours worth of content on my phone. Of me as the cereal. Doing, I be flossing. I be flossing. That's what I'm going to do. Number one, victory royale. Yeah, Fortnite, we're about to get down. That's what I'm going to do, dress as a cereal.

I don't give a fuck. You guys want content? I'll deliver. Trust, I'll deliver. Okay. This is my destiny. I've done podcast host. I'm interviewing Superman.

I'm doing red carpets. What else do you bitches want me to? I have to be the cereal. I have to be Dobby's female love interest. in the Dobby spin-off TV show pre-death. Because if you'll recall, Dobby had died. Oh, my God. So, Dobby, his little side arc, his love life arc, that's what I see for myself, right?

So when we're talking about this, especially when it comes to, oh, I would also love to play a dragon. I'm not kidding. I would love to play a dragon If there's a fourth wing adaptation Which isn't there? By the way Isn't what's his name? The guy? The guy doing Xavier And he's sexy?

Fine Fine, hold a gun to my head Yeah, he's sexy He needs the What's her name? The little dress The runt dragon The runt of the litter Eragon

Era Our who's the tiny dragon from fourth wing? Ariadna. Arr... And dana. Look, I'll do Andana. You guys need someone to voice Andarner.

I don't know who the fuck you have in mind, but you need to scratch that. Scratch it off the page and write in my name. I'll deliver an Oscar award-winning performance as Andarner. Andarner, the golden little runt dragon. You guys don't know what you're missing. And they'll keep missing until they call my line. Get my agent on the phone.

I have to play a size challenged dragon. But in reality, she's going to save us all. Okay? Surreal, she her. Okay, Sarah J. Moss, here's what I'm thinking. We change the surreal to she her. Thoughts? We give her breasts and a waist.

We give her breasts a tiny. little waist and some hip curves. And we cinch in the No Von Von Von So Vest over nine inches. The Pizza Hut apron that cinches her in. That's what I'm going to do to the cereal. You guys are going to cast me as a cereal. I saw this TikTok that was like Disney anytime that they need to make an animated animal female, and they like inflate the chest and suck in the waist, like a female rat,

a female this, a female whatever, like a chipmunk with tits and a white. waste. Hilarious. Do that to the cereal. Great. Here's my reference. Do it to the cereal. Now, thank you. We start filming in September. Next on the list, I wrote down, what is huffing glue? What is huffing glue? What is meant by huffing glue? Because here's the thing, right? People talk about huffing glue. What does that really mean? Because you can sniff glue. What type of glue? Because you're not sniffing Elmer's glue. Because I remember it's got a scent, but it's not that strong where you could, what type of glue are you but just smelling?

How did you know that that would get you high? Does it actually is my second question? Third of all, what the fuck? There has to be an easier way to get high. Huffing glue? Okay. It is a dangerous practice. Well, yeah.

Particularly prevalent among teens due to easy accessibility of products containing volatile chemicals. The chemicals and these glues and other substances like toluene and naphthalene can cause severe and irreversible damage to the brain. All right. Well, yeah, seizures choking. Okay, but I want to know what it does. Huffing glue, how to do it.

Huffing glue. Why? What does it feel like? What does it feel like to huff glue? Y'all, I'm going to be so honest. I had three cups of coffee before this and a bowl of yogurt. And my stomach is churning like the open sea. My stomach is churning as like the ocean crashes against waves.

That's the diarrhea hitting my sphincter right now. It's just hitting. It's just this constant, just the endless push and crash of the ocean against my butthole. And I'm exercising every muscle in my body right now to not have boo-boo diarrhea all on this chair. So just I need you guys to know what's going on with me as I'm looking up. What does it feel like to huff glue? Inhalence, glues, gases, and aerosols, glue sniffing. Okay, this is on Reddit.

I knew a master technician, best damn mechanic at his shop, but he got caught multiple times. Huffing industrial-grade glue he stole from wood. work, squeezed it into plastic grocery bags and hide in the bathroom, sniffing it to the point, sorry, this is not funny, sniffing it to the point that he was glassy-eyed and drooling. Dude eventually got fired and later tried to break into the shop and tried to steal the safe. How do you even figure out that that's like something you want to do? Glassy-eyed and drooling. What is the benefit of being like that?

at. It's older glue or industrial glue that causes this. Okay, so they probably discovered it by accident. That was probably on some like factory shit. You know, like they're in the factory and they're walking home, knuckles dragging on the ground, drooling, glassy-eyed.

And then they were like, hold on. Hold on, that kind of goes crazy. Don't expect to get high sniffing Elmer's glue or glue sticks. Same with those old big, thick, permanent markers. Sharpies will not do it for you. I used to work at a place that used gigantic felt tip markers in its shipping warehouse. I'm talking 5 inch long, 2 inch in diameter.

The smell was powerful and made your nostrils burn the moment you took the cap off. When they screwed up shipping orders, I joked that they had a couple of the things sitting around the warehouse as air fresheners. Very interesting. Toluene is the thing. I used to make a ton of plastic models when I was a kid, late 60s, early 70s. I remember when they switched from tall ewing-based stuff to some worthless orange-scented crap that barely were. I ran across four tubes of the good glue in a hardware store a year later, and they wouldn't let me buy them. Sad face.

I'm worried about you, King. Hey, Jay Random on Reddit, we're worried about you, my love. Let's get that checked out. All right. See, now I feel enlightened because every time someone was like, puffing glue. I did not know if they were, and this is stupid now that I'm about to say it out loud. I didn't know if they were sucking the glue up into their nostril. Maybe it created like a coating around the hairs. I don't know. I'm so, I didn't have a sip of alcohol until I was 20.

So I don't, I've been held back. I was held back in the life department. You know what I mean? I was way ahead in the academics, not so much in the life. So that's kind of what you get for being told that you're a gifted and talented student. My worth was tied to my academics. Nothing was going to make me sacrifice that. And now look where it's gotten me. Okay. I'm talking about being the she-her, BBL surreal on a podcast that a lot of people tune into. And I think I've wielded my powers for evil. And I'm fine with that. Okay, huffing glue, the more you know. My next question was, what else can you huff? What are they huffing? What are they Derek huffing? Julian and Derek Cuffing.

Here are my obsessions of the week. All right, we're 49 minutes into this damn episode. Let's get to it. My obsessions of the week, I went to Ulta the other day, and I perused the perfume mile as I do because I have a problem. I have a real addiction and problem. Also, there's beef on the perfume talk community. I'm not in it, but I watch these girls fight.

Like, it is, and I'm like, why, right? Because a lot of them are just salespeople. They're just, they go live and they do these, honestly, like, QVC type. Okay, and we're doing a 10% bundle on all of the, okay. Also, I am very curious about all of these, like, Arabic fragrance houses, like Latafa, and then there's some other ones. But my question is, are they just dupe houses? or are they like really unique blends? Are they original fragrances?

Or are they just like, you know, their take on this popular fragrance? I don't know. You know how like Oak Jha is a dup house? I don't know. I'm curious but not curious enough to actually go research it because whatever. I also have to, I've blind bought before and I will not be doing it again. That shit is a waste of money. Do not blind buy fragrances.

I'm just telling you, okay? I follow someone who I used to love. He makes his own perfume. I bought it. Came into my house. I didn't like it. It also smelled just, it was a dupe of Prada paradox intense.

And I was like, I already have that one. I don't really need yours. And yours was significantly more expensive. So don't blind buy fragrances. Also, you can't blind buy samples and small ones. You have to get the big fucking like four ounce perfume.

I'm not going to use. Who was that? I gave it away. Anyway, I was at Ulta. The diarrhea is churning in my stomach right now, y'all. Oh, my God. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance, Fiscally responsible, financial geniuses, monetary magicians. These are things people say about drivers who switch their car insurance to progressive and save hundreds, because Progressive offers discounts for paying in full, owning a home, and more. Plus, you can count on their great customer service to help you when you need it, so your dollar goes a long way. Visit progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance. Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates. Potential savings

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job. And so now when I smell it, I think of sitting at my desk and it literally makes my stomach cramp. But the bottle's beautiful. So I'll always keep it. Then I bought REM because it's a very interesting fragrance, like notes of coconut in it. But it's not coconut in a beachy way. a really beautiful, interesting way that they've incorporated these notes. I think I got, oh, I had the original, was it sweet like candy? Was that the one? In like 2017, one of the first fragrances she ever did with the little puff bottle. Oh my God. And bitch, it was in Dillards and Macy's. I asked for it for Christmas and I got it and it was the best day of my life. Because it's the cute little bottle with the puff on it. And I was, way too sweet though. Like now I'm 28 years young.

My God, if I wore that today, it smells like a fucking middle school locker room. Just like that sickly sweet. Can't do it. Okay, so I'm walking through love notes. I tried love notes by Ariana and she's got this gorgeous cherry fragrance. I tried both of those. Very, very pretty. However, the love notes one, I think has a rose note in it.

And I sprayed it on my skin. It smelled great on the little sampling paper. sprayed it on my skin. Something in my acidic pickle body did not interact well with love notes by Orion and Grindy. I'm so sorry to report. I wanted to buy it so bad. In fact, I got the little travel size. I said, hold that for me at the

front, Queen. They held it for me. I walked around the store with it on my skin by the end of it. I smelled like a fucking Grillo's pickle jar. I said, I do not want this. I do not want this. And that's just, you know, you always hear, it matters like the pH in your skin, whatever. That interacts with the fragrance.

positively or negatively, it's true. Okay, I hate to admit it, but it's true because that smelled so good. And it would smell beautiful on someone else, but on me, we're doing pickles right now. We're doing pickled jalapidia's right now. So I'm mosey on over to the Kylie section. Because I was like, let me smell all this. They had all the Bella Hadid stuff. They had Kylie. They had Chloe Kardashian's new fragrance, which wasn't really impressive. And I go and I sniff Kylie stuff? Y'all, what I'm about to say might shock the masses. Both of them, the, I forget what they're called, Cosmic One and Cosmic Two, delicious. Y'all, I bought one. Y'all, the notes are like pear. I was genuinely blown away. So I sprayed Ariana on one arm, Cosmic 2.0 by Kylie on the other,

and Cosmic 1.0. So I was walking around the store, smelling it. I love it. Kylie Cosmic 2.0. I try to give each fragrance its own chance. You know what I mean? Like, I try not to cast too much judgment on a fragrance because there are so many minds that come together to create a fragrance. And so I was, I smelled it.

I'm addicted. And I don't really, y'all know me. Like, I go for really androgy, petrulli, cedar, like, just woodsy, earthy, usually. But sometimes, you know, you want a really pretty, like, Night with the girls! Like that type of fragrance. And usually,

I wear, I love Prada paradox intense. Um, I also love, you know, Killian and all that byrato, vanilla antique, all these that are really fun and kind of girly.

I also like that one from Soldes Janeiro, the pink bottle. It doesn't last, obviously, because it's a body mist, but, uh, right after the shower you spray it.

It's so, it's just like girly and fun, but not too sickly sweet. It's like, it feels like a match. Okay, for where I am in my life, how I want to feel, it's a match. And did you notice how the diarrhea went away? Did you notice how the redness drained from my face?

Because the diarrhea passed. And that's a beautiful feeling. Amen. Hallelujah. The notes on Kylie 2.0. Pear, lavender essence, amber accord. Hold on. I want to read them all.

Okay, here we go. Top notes. Peer Accord and Pink Pepper Essence. I think that's why I like it. It's kind of spicy. Heart notes, vanilla orchid accord and lavender essence. Base notes, Amber and Sandalwood. Y'all, I love it.

This isn't even an at, like, I'm not getting paid to say this. I went to Ulta and bought this shit, and I love it. Who knows? I might be over it in like three weeks, but really, really love. I also got, I finally got Space Cowboy by Urban Decay, because that shit's been sold like the last couple times, maybe a year ago that I went and tried to buy it, it's always sold out. I found it. And they have a new one called something. And it's dark. And I think that alone all over the lid, stunning. So I got Space Cowboy. Wow, I'm excited to use it. Wow, wow, wow,

wow, wow, I'm excited to use it. Okay, here are a few more things I'm obsessed with this week. A breakfast scramble? Here's what I do for mine. Scramble eggs. Pre-cooked turkey sausage. I just cut it up, put it in there. Green onions. I do garlic salt, pepper, and then some Chilula hot sauce. Do all that, just scramble it, whatever, plop it on the plate. Delicious, y'all, delicious. I love it. Another one is, oh my God, I am so happy to report to everyone if they don't already know, Bath and Body Works did their first fall drop of the year. I went and went fucking pork and beans and their candles are cheap. I don't know why they're cheap.

They just did Christmas in July or some bullshit like that. I don't know. I don't do the coupons and all that winter candy apple. I don't do it. But I love their pumpkin candles. I love that shit. I went and I got probably about six three-wit candles. And it was like $100.

And I also got some hand soap. And my favorite ever, my favorite ever sent from Bath & Body Works is called Sunrise Woods. I don't know what the fucking notes are I don't know what it is It is so lovely It's another like you get right out of the shower And you light a candle And it's just like

I love being a girl It's like that okay Sunrise Woods And it's like always tucked in the back These bitches discard it They push it to the side No more No longer

I love Sunrise Woods Every time I see the candle I get three of them Because I'm like I know you bitches You're gonna do away with this And it's gotta piss me off. I love Sunrise Woods. I got some of the wallflowers of it because, wow, wow. And you know what else that I do to make my house smell good? Beth BodyWorks, sometimes I'm over it, right?

They're like so pungent. I get, it's Glade brand. It's called Fall, fall, fall night long. And I put him in the little plug-ins and it's, I just, that's all over my house. And it's just the homiest, loveliest smell. You can get it. at Walmart, you get a target, whatever. That's, again, not sponsored. This is what I like. This is what I like. That's usually what my house smells like, but man, when I saw they had Sunrise Woods, I booked it. I was so excited. And then last but not least, two more things. I'm really into leopard print right now. I really want a leopard print bag and I want a leopard print dress. That's kind of what I'm, it's on my spirit, it's on my heart. So I'm currently.

in the market for that. And then K1. Dude, I love K1. Five more by K1 is my favorite song right now. No Cinderella, another favorite. The album's fantastic. K-chunk in a bear got a clapby. You. All right, guys. I think that'll do it for me this week. I love you guys so, so much. Thanks for listening. And as always, if you need merch, if you need a moo-moo or slippers, please just go to broskey. Stop harassing me. Just go to broskey. Shop and buy it. Fuck.

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at the fucking hospital once again because not to go too much into detail but three months ago when I had that whatever, the gallbladder saga continues. I had a gallstone stuck in my bile duct. They had to do an ERCP,

which is they go down your throat, whatever, they had to remove the gallstone. In doing that, it was so fucking big that they found out my gall, my bile duct is pinched at the end. So they had to cut it open, put a stint in it, remove the gallstone, and they hit my pancreas,

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