The Broski Report with Brittany Broski - 114: Ugly, Bald, and Greasy

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

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Picture the two of you, sitting side by side, a Mai Tai in your hands, and the sounds of Hawaii around you. You almost forget you're on a plane. And that's the point, because when you fly with Hawaiian Airlines, it's hard to tell where your flight ends and vacation begins. Hawaii starts here. Direct from the Brozky Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California. This is the Brozky Report. host, Brittany Vrosky. Pumpkin.

Pumpkin. Pumpkin. Pumpkin. Duma, pumpkin. Pumpkin. Hey guys, welcome back to Zimbrosky Report, starring me your host, Brittany Britsen and Brosky.

Now, that was supposed to be French. So, if I have any French listeners, hello, and goodbye. And for what it's worth, I'm sorry. Guys, long time, no chat. Because I have been going, going, going, going, going, going, gone. And I pre-recorded a bunch of episodes, and now I'm so freaking back. A lot to talk about, a lot to talk about.

Okay? First and foremost, I got a redneck situation going on in my mouth, y'all. Something real, real hick is going on in my mouth. My neck's red and my cottage blue. What is it? My cotton blue and my neck in red. My teeth are cracked and falling out my head. That's literally me, okay?

Something happened, and I would be remiss if I leave out the very important detail here of why my tooth is cracked, okay? My back molar back here. For some reason, I don't know, am I a fucking military veteran? I have a silver filling. Like, am I a Vietnam veteran? and they just did it in the fucking med tent? I don't know.

Why do I have a silver filling? I don't remember getting that. I don't know why I have it. I don't know who gave it to me. However, I have a silver filling in my back right molar. I was recently in Nashville and I was laying up in my hotel room bed, reading my book that we will get into, by the way, in the next 10 to 15 minutes. Read my book, having just a grand old time.

Sucking on a chomp. I was eating a chomp. One moment. The sweet, salty taste of beef. Actually, I get the turkey ones. Sometimes, after a while, it tastes like dirty armpit. Okay, I don't, that's a separate conversation. Sometimes when you're halfway through a chomp, it's like licking a dirty armpit.

It's just going to make me kind of gag. Like, it just becomes really, at some point in the journey of eating a chomp, it becomes the nastiest bullshit you've ever put in your mouth. But I'll always grab one. You know what I mean? If there's a chomp for free somewhere on a table or like in someone's pantry, my own pantry, my own snack bag, I'm going to grab it. And am I going to enjoy it?

No. It's that shit with that TikTok trend that went around about protein bars. And I was like, literally, yeah. And for anyone that just saw that piece of spit fly out of my mouth, no, you did not. Please don't. Please don't bring that up around me. If I've ever spit on you or you've ever seen any liquids excrete from my body, please don't bring that up around me.

I saw it. I was there, okay? I'm aware. Just guys, keep it to yourself. What the fuck was I talking about? Oh, yeah, I'll eat a chomp. Oh, that protein bar shit where it was like the first few bites of a protein bar. I feel so healthy.

And then like three-fourths the way through, it's like, you're gagging. You're like, he's over the trash can eating it. That's literally me with a chomp. Anyway, I'm laying in bed. Chomp halfway down my throat. I bite into it with my back right molar. Some of my tooth comes off. What?

But that's, but I hear you on the other side of the screen saying, Brittany, that's a soft food. Yeah, you think I don't fucking know that? I guess I just have the most brittle enamel known to man. Okay, my teeth need to be studied by Scientologists. Hold on. My teeth, hold on. My teeth need to be studied by scientists.

Dental Scientologists. Okay. Anyway, yeah, so I'm flying to Florida today. Let's go back to my family dentist to get this motherfucker looked at because what do you mean? Taken out by a chomp. And, hey, they'll get you. It'll get you.

My collard blew, my teeth are red. Nick. Okay. Guys, can I just be, can I just be totally fucking honest with you all right now? I feel greasy. I feel ugly. I'm about to start my period. I had violent mood swings yesterday. Violent. I mean, within five minutes, I would be sobbing and then like elated, laughing. Wow, what a joy and privilege it is to be alive. Five minutes later, fuck all of this and fuck my stupid Chungus life. I'm so serious. I was having the most violent mood swings yesterday. And today I woke up with like this. kind of anger, just a general anger. And then I started hearing the birds chirp outside my window and the sun was streaming in and I was like fighting the urge to be happy. You know what I mean? Sometimes I don't know what it is. Like if I've made it up in my head that I'm going to be angry, I'm fucking pissed. And by all means it was a beautiful morning. But I just, I'm in a shit mood. I don't know. So just know that. Like I'm ugly. I'm bald. I'm greasy. I'm Uncle Fester. I just don't even want to look at my fucking self in the feed finder.

Okay? This morning I woke up. Tooth rotted out my head. I'm flying to Florida. I'm seeing my family dentist. He's going to fix me up real good. Okay. So I just wanted to get that out of the way that if you smell something through the smell of vision of this podcast, it's my rotting tooth. Because my shit's just falling apart. I don't know. Okay. Number one. Number two, I went to ACL. Here's just a quick recap. And then I'm going to. to get into the meat of the episode, okay? You guys should have to bear with me really quick. Because my brain's still heating up. I made this joke to Drew the other day around. Sometimes, we were talking about having to turn it on sometimes. You know, like, if you're in an interview or if you're hosting or if you're, you know, whatever, you have to be able to turn it on, especially if you're working a carpet. And I said, it's like an Igor. Now, do y'all remember

Igor? The animated film, Igor, which is a rip on, well, not a rip, but it's from, from Frankenstein's assistant Igor, Igor, whatever. You guys know what I'm saying. Little Frankenstein, right? Was that the 80s movie with Gene? What's his name? Willie Wonka? Young Frankenstein.

Young, young Frankenstein. The dude plays Igor, right? Yeah, Marty Feldman, my guy, twin. That's twin. And Jane Wilder. Yeah, Gene Wilder plays Dr. Frederick Frankenstein. By the fucking way. Guillermo del Toros Frankenstein.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Okay, we'll get to that in a second. I just choked. I'm so excited I had choked. Okay, Igor. And the movie Igor. First of all, that movie is so fucking funny. And it's one of me and my family's, like, cult classics that we watch. And there's a scene where he's trying to do his thing, whatever, you know, Frankenstein is, like, evil. in this movie. And he flips on a switch and he has Igor do it. It's like huge. And he goes and it's like those big industrial noises of like stadium lights being turned on. And then he goes, that's what it feels like to turn it on. That makes sense. Anyway, I don't know. I don't know. One thing about me and Drew, we love a visual. description, an auditory description of visual comedy. Does that make sense? We love that bullshit. One of Drew's favorite bits is the Bart Simpson's like joking. Grog. Gull. Yeah, we're comedians. Anyway. And if any of you bitches are like, who's Marty Feldman? You look him up and you say,

oh, they do kind of look alike. You're blocked. You're blocked because I made that joke. because someone else made that joke two years ago, and I think about it about once a week. So, okay, go back. I went to ACL. Another great year at ACL. I love that damn festival. It is so much damn fun.

I went with Bestie Tato and my friends, Camille, and Steph, and we just had a damn blast. Oh, my God, I really wanted to tell you guys, I know I'm late to this, okay, but in the realm of pop culture and in the realm of who's relevant in music and who can fucking keep up, girl. I'm exhausted.

At this point, I like what I like, and I want to tell you guys about what I like. It's the point of the podcast. McGee. I saw McGee. I was very excited for McGee's set. Now, McGee did the, like, production on Justin Bieber's new album and all that.

I didn't know that until recently. About two years ago, I started to get videos of McGee gigs, like him at gigs, just, you know, all backlit and playing the guitar and being moody and whatever. And I'm like, who the fuck is it? Scroll?

Don't care. Then I started to get more. And I was like, oh, it's kind of great. Then Rockman came out, and I was like, you know, song's fucking amazing. Oh, I love this freaking song. Then I dived in, dove in to his older discography. Fucking bangers. Candy, I want Alessis, Elisa.

whatever that song, I love his shit. And I was very excited for ACL because he had the, he was on a stage around 645. So the sun was setting. By the time his set ended, it was night. And it had cooled down a little bit. His entire set is backlit. So you can't really see his face. And it's just this like, it was giving me very 2013, 1975.

And if you get it, you get it. Okay. It was giving me very that. Backlit, he's kind of stumbling around. It's like ambient guitar music and his voice is nuts. I was getting my fucking life. It was my favorite set. Other than Dochi.

Other than Dochi, bitch. Dochi shut that shit down. She had ripped her pants open. She was going so hard she ripped her pants open. the purple cunt. I love her. And at certain times, you know when a set is so good, like, yeah, me and the girls are dancing, we're having a good time, whatever. There were certain moments during Dochi's set where I, like, stopped moving because I was just in awe.

I was just watching, like slack-jawed staring at the stage. Like, she is, she's got it. Some of these bitches do not have it. Dochi has it. Okay? I digress. Loved McGee also. Oh, wow, Olivia Dean. Duh! Dahlia!

Olivia Dean! Olivia Dean is kind of Princess Diana to me. They have a similar vibe, okay? They have a similar thing. Olivia Dean so just like an effortless talent, by the way. Watching her on stage, she has a blast at every show she does. It's like truly someone who's just there for the music. her stylist eats her stylist needs to be given an award like it just captures this it you know because

clothes speak the same way that music speaks beauty speaks like all of these styling choices and matching the aesthetic to the music and to the personality is not an easy thing to do especially when it's not the artist themselves doing it not to say that you know what I mean like but styling is a thing in this industry because it helps you elevate to the next level. Her stylist is amazing. Like whatever creative collaboration partnership they have together, I'm just, I'm in awe. And honestly, it's really inspiring because it captures her playfulness with some of the textures and some of the like, you know, ostrich feathers and beads and whatever that they incorporate. It's a fun and youthful, but it's very gorgeous classic silhouettes.

the way that it drapes on her body is so stunning. The movement as she's singing, it's just like I'm in all. So loved Olivia Dean. And all of her merch was sold out. I want Olivia Dean merch bad. I got hosier merch instead. Yeah, I'll take it. And I got that bitch in a triple X.

So I can wear it to bed. Anyway, speaking of styling and fashion, bitch, I tell you, I have a lot of updates to get through and then I'll get into the bulk of this episode, okay? I finished Project Runway now. Now. Now. La Roach. You all heard me talk about him however many weeks ago and I was raving about Project Runway because I just watched the first episode or maybe the first and second episodes where I was gagged because Utica, Eutica Queen, Ethan, is on this season. away to my heart or something that my heart really opens to is this idea of a renaissance person, like a Renaissance man, a Renaissance woman, a Renaissance person where you don't allow yourself to be pigeonholed, you don't allow yourself to be monocured or given a role. You know, that's like this is your role and this is what you do and that's what you're always going to do. So try not to color outside the lines too much.

that and in fact it's antithetical to my being, right? Like the whole mission statement of what it is that I do here and what it is that I hope you take away from this podcast is that you are not one dimensional. You're not even two dimensional and you're not even three dimensional. There are so many gray area complexities to being a human, to being a person and all of the decisions that come into that and the interests and passions and talents and creativity and intelligence, all of these things can be channeled into so many different avenues. And they don't always have to be creative, but it's what makes you you. And I think that the purpose of life, not to get too deep, is to never stop exploring all those different avenues of yourself. Okay? It is as much fun as it

in life to share your life with friends and family and people that you love, doing things you love. I think there's an equally important journey that you go on with yourself where you keep meeting yourself. You keep discovering things about yourself. You keep finding new ways to be yourself. Okay. And that definition is ever expanding. It's ever growing. And it's never lateral. Okay. It's never unilateral. It's never a plateau. Always up and down, always changing. Okay. With that being said, shows like Rupal's Drag Race,

shows like Project Runway, any of these talent-based competition shows, even like bake-off shows, the monster SFX or monster special effects makeup, bitch! Here are people with a talent that is hard to be replicated. And I love watching these shows because as fun as it is to be given a task, be given a challenge, and have to do it within a time constraint, maybe it's for, you know, it's honoring something.

Like they did an episode on Wicked for Good, which was amazing. Like they had to make Wicked-inspired, um, avant-garde runway pieces. Gag, by the way, everyone's was fantastic. If that's not a challenge, then it's like an actual client. You know, you, they did. a whole episode, and I'm like, why didn't they contact me? They did a whole episode on bitches with eczema. Hey, I was right here. They had people with eczema come on the show, and the challenge, which is honestly a great challenge, because it's realistic, is they have the designers make clothes that would not irritate the clients with eczema on their skin. What made them feel beautiful? What may be hid problem areas, if that was something that they

wanted or if they just wanted to feel sexy and put it all that. The point being, in real life as a designer, sometimes it's not all about you and what you want. It's about what your client wants. And how do you inject your DNA as a designer into the design that your client wants? So, like, duh, that's the point of project runway, right? It's like your own flare and your own spin on all of these design challenges. I really enjoyed all of those because it's, it, I love a show that helps the contestants. You know, like, it's not all about, oh, look at them flop around and suffer and then go home. It's fun to judge their pieces. It's fun to, you know, act like you're a judge. But at the same time, I have such a deep reverence for anyone who goes on drag race, who goes

on Project Runway specifically, because I'm like, this is a talent that as an artistic lawyer I can appreciate and it's fun to give my subjective opinion on, but I could never do what they do. Like, it is so, I'm in awe. Even the designers that I don't like their shit, I'm like, but look how well made it is. Like, look how, I never would have thought of something like that. So what I love about, back to what I was saying about being one dimensional or the opposite, actually, Ethan, Utica Queen, love, love, love, love, love. Big fan. What I enjoyed, I enjoyed on this season watching him refine, refine and edit and elevate, because the ideas are there, the talent's there. We know that. Okay. Ethan makes it to the top three.

Duh, I knew that was going to happen. And if it didn't, I was going to, you were going to hear about it on this fucking podcast because I was going to bitch. He makes it to the top three. From the very first episode, I was like, oh, oh, I had no idea. And what a, this is what I'm trying, I'm not articulating it very well, but here is a drag icon or, you know, someone that we know from a past version of a reality competition, where, you know, a very famous viral funny moment. Like, we know that Ethan has a great personality. We know that he's a little off the beaten path, which is great because there's so much to explore there. And what I loved about this is watching. him turn that, the drag sensibilities and the drag inclinations and the drag, maybe like creative habits, making that avant-garde runway-ready fashion. It was so much fun. I was in awe. And so I have such a deep reverence for people who can do that.

You have to be so multifaceted to go on a show like, project runway. You have to have references. You have to be aware of, you know, I mean, it's even shit like one of the designers did an all pink. One of the challenges was you have to make five runway looks, like a collection in five days. They have to be cohesive. They have to fit multiple body types, and it has to be well made. You know, like at the end of it, they're looking for was their vision executed and was it executed well? As in can you make a properly constructed garment? So, one of the designers does an all pink line. Yay, okay, fun. Not my taste, but fun, and I get it. And one of them, I don't know if it was another contestant or if it was Christian Seriano who was like,

now you know Valentino did the all pink thing, and La Roach is going to come at you for that. So let's try to have some variation in here. Like, let's try to have some more textual elements. Let's try to incorporate maybe one other color or like a shine or a whatever, because this has been done. And I'm thinking, oh, my fucking God, there is so much you have to know. So that's one side of the coin is like educating yourself on what everyone else is doing in the fashion space, which is an impossible task. It's an impossible task to know, oh, well, Valentino did that. Like, duh, okay?

If you're in the position of going on Project Runway, I'm sure you're culturally aware. you're aware of the space you're entering into, you know, things that have inspired you as a designer or whatever. But those things really matter at the end of it, like copying someone else's designs or not being original. Like originality above all else is kind of originality and construction are honored on a show like Project Gunway. Anyway, all that to say, I really, really, really enjoyed this season. I loved Christian Siriano as the Tim Gunn character, and you know I'm addicted to La Roach. You know I'm addicted to La Roach. I watched a bunch of YouTube videos last night after I finished the season on some of his iconic looks.

And like, that bitch has done so many things for pop culture that I just, I had no idea. And you want to talk about a reference, bitch. Any good stylist is very well referenced and very well versed and well-cultured and you know, the landscape of fashion and not only that, but how do you take all of that knowledge and tailor it and refine it to suit the needs of your client? Like, it really is such a skill. I'm in awe of stylists. And there's some bad stylists. And hey, there's some really bad stylists. And then there's great stylists. I'm very honored to work with Kat DePaul Those, who's my stylist. And she's done all my runway, or not my runway, all of my red carpet looks.

Pretty much any event that you see where I'm not wearing a graphic t-shirt and Lulu and Lulu leggings is kind of that. It's a collaboration between me and Kat. And it is so much fun because she just gets me and she gets the kind of British flair, but it's preppy and it's Texan a little bit. It's like Americana meets equestrian meets Sherlock Holmes. Like she just gets me. She gets my vibe. and how to incorporate all this bullshit on the table into like my looks in a way that isn't costumy or cheesy.

She just nails it. I mean, from like the Mickey 17 carpet when I had my little Sherlock Holmes, pocket watch to the Dune carpet to any Star Wars carpet I've done, Wicked. What did we do recently? Oh, my look for Brandcast. I did some stuff for GQ and O'Lew. lure and like that was you know with the white button up with the vest on top it's snatched it's cunty it's masculine but at the same time it's me like it's just she's incredible it was my point

being there are so many ample opportunities for styling to go wrong and to just have bad taste you know bad taste is everywhere it really is and i love shows like project runway because it's like I don't think any of those people have bad taste. Sometimes it's just executed poorly. But I don't think that speaks to their taste level that much. I think it speaks to it's a one-day challenge. You know, you had eight hours to invent, shop for, and finish this garment. That's crazy.

So all that being said, loved this season of Project Gunway. Love La Roach. I think bring back mean judges. because, and law says this in one of the episodes, he says, if I didn't care, I would let your ugly clothes go up and down this runway, and I wouldn't say anything if I didn't care. But I do care because I want you to be better because I know you can be. That's a great judge. Someone who is like, this is what you did well, and this was bad.

This was bad. And of course, the elements of like lack of bedside manner is great for TV, and I'm sure it's harsh to hear. But at the core of it, pick apart why. Like, why do you think this was said to you? And sometimes people need to hear it. Girl, he said on one episode, did I say this a few weeks ago on one episode, he goes, I didn't come on this show to see a bunch of ugly fucking clothes. And he said that to a whole.

Room of Designers! I laughed. I laughed. Ugly fucking clothes. Say that. Because sometimes it's like, what I like about the judges panel is it's a whole, it's a wide range of opinions and a wide range of perspective. You know, like a lot of people are looking for can this actually be runway ready? Can this actually be worn by celebrities? Like, I think that it's fun to watch La Roche or whoever come on and say, I could definitely see one of my clients wearing this. One of the challenges they had to design for Sophia Vergara. That's cool.

Like, that's really cool. Because what is, fashion is art, and fashion is something to kind of put in a time capsule of where we are right now, what matters to us. How do we dress? What do we put on our bodies? How do we express ourselves? Like, that's all indicative of the time period we live in, the materials available to us. Like, what's trendy, all these things. And then there are elements of fashion that are timeless. But my point being, you have to look at fashion not as, which I think some designers do on this show, as just an art piece. It has to be wearable, functional, and also desirable. Like, if you go up there and make a bunch of crazy, every single run, run, is some crazy unwearable avant-garde art piece. Great. We know you have the talent. But like, is Ariana Grande going to wear that fucking dress? Is La Roche going to put Zendaya in that dress?

Like, there has to be an element of sellability and wearability, even if it's weird. So I appreciate that because the judges are there to tell these contestants that, you know? Make it your own. Put your own flare on it. But if it's not wearable, then, girl, what are we doing? So, loved it. Love. I also didn't know La Roche's style, Celine Dion.

Like, one of his kind of muses, Celine Dion had no idea. Okay, here is what I actually wanted to talk about this episode. Sorry for the 30-minute rant on Project Runway. I love that fucking show. I love Project Runway. And when next season happens, here, I'm going to be set right here.

Okay? Here's what I wanted to discuss. I finished this motherfucker. This 550 page book, I flew through it. This is Babel by R.F. Quang. Babel, Babel, Babble, whatever you just want to say. Even she, because you know, you know. When I love a book, immediately as soon as I finish that page, YouTube,

Jarvis, show me this guy's balls, please. Jarvis, show me RF Quing's interviews, please. Like, when I really, really love a book, I have to see what the author's doing. I have to figure out who the author is. So I went on a deep dive of Rebecca Quang and, um, new favorite author alert. And I would say, because I've talked about this before, probably my other two favorite authors, three, Dan Brown, just from my childhood, I loved Dan Brown books, really got me

kickstarted on art history and like historical fiction. Donna Tart, duh, because a secret history changed my life. And George Orwell, because, duh. I speak about George Orwell ad nauseum That fucking JD pants video We've gone on about this ad nauseum Adnauseum! Adnauseum! One of the top comments said,

You can tell he'd just learn what that phrase means. You can tell he just figured out what that means. Anyway, I've got a bunch of George Orwell on this table because, I mean, that's... We're living through an Orwellian dystopia right now, so that's really awesome, and he kind of predicted all of it, Sam. By the way, remember when I read why I write by Orwell.

I read it like six months ago. Yeah, I started it around the time of the inauguration. Okay, wow, it's October. Never mind. I started it earlier this year. And I went through it and I was, you know, I highlighted the fuck out of it and I underlined it. And I was like the parallels with what's happening today's,

you know, I don't, I don't even like want to talk about it. It's just scary. It's scary and it's disheartening. and it's frightening that like we've known this is coming and it was completely preventable. It was completely preventable because history repeats itself. When you have a large percentage of people in this country

who do not vote, who think politics do not affect them, who don't want to understand, who want to bury their head in the sand, this is the result. When you're not an informed voter, anyway. Orwell, obviously his perspective was a bit different because, well, a bit different only because of the governmental system that he had in his lifetime,

which is the British Empire, essentially, you know, a monarchy that's imperial. I'm still, I need to read Burmese days. I've been talking about that for forever. That's about his experience being military police in Burma and then returning to the U.K. To be treated like shit after he's done his time serving the empire and, you know, the fact that they don't get, He was damn near living in poverty. He was living in poverty. And it's like, this is what loyalty and service to the empire gets you.

Perfect. Awesome. Like, what would incentivize me to be, anyway? That book kind of changed me. And I finally bought that book, how fascism works. Because it's sold out every time I go to the bookstore. I finally got it. And to be honest, I'm kind of, I've been putting off reading it because I'm going to be like,

yeah, check, check, check. Like, we're watching it happen in real time. But my hope, and honestly, back to Babel, my hope with books like that is that they will provide an alternative. They will provide hope core via literature. Yes, I'm aware of how brutal the reality we live in right now is and how the rise of fascism isn't just in the United States. It's global. It's happening everywhere. And that's kind of this interlinking thing that, you know, we talk a lot of shit on the internet,

but it's a beautiful thing when it comes to organizing protests, like this concept of not unionizing in the traditional sense of what a union is, but finding common ground with people that you never thought you would across the world, you know, like just resisting fascism at all corners of the globe. So all of this is obviously heavy on my mind every fucking day. And reading a book like Babel that honestly it was a great time to read it. And this is a, it is a timeless narrative because the concept of empire will always be present. The ego of man, the hubris of man knows no bounds. We will never learn our lesson. Maybe this is me being a bit of a nihilist. I don't give a fuck. Men will always be prideful.

Men will always need power. There will always be a power vacuum when the last despot is removed. And then there's a power vacuum. I mean, we know these cycles of government happen. Babel is a very fun narrative that really dissects some heavy topics. And I want to talk about this. highlighting the fact that I'm a straight white woman, okay? Oh, sucker.

Oh, I didn't know if you guys knew. I'm a straight whitey, okay? There is a journey to allyship, always, that I am dedicated for the rest of my life to learning how to be a better ally. And I will stumble along the way, and I have, but I'm dedicated. And reading books like this,

where this is a diverse group of friends, and there's one whitey. And it was gag because some of the reasoning that the whitey, her name is Letty, some of the reasoning that she gives for why her worldview is the way that it is, is how my family talks. And I really want to applaud Rebecca Quang for this isn't some gimmicky, you know, trying to fit into the dark academia trope and trying to like shoehorn in and, anti-colonialism. This book approaches it in a way that is so deeply empathetic, that is eye-opening, that is truth-telling, it's honest, it's historically pretty fucking accurate for a historical fiction. I mean, it's a fantasy. There's a magic system in this book.

The way that she articulates both sides of the pro-colonialism and anti-colonialism argument is indicative of someone who really understands the issue. And she is an Asian-American author who has her PhD, like is so wickedly intelligent. And some of the footnotes in this book are really, really good. Like, I like the fact that, you know, the story is told through our main character Robin Swift, who is a young Chinese boy who is brought over to the United Kingdom,

to London by this white British professor, and he essentially grooms this young boy into being a weapon, a tool for empire. And not to give too much away, but the whole functioning of this society, which is Oxford in the 1830s, the whole reason that the world works is these silver bars that are imbued with magic.

And the magic, get this, gag, comes from language, comes from the power of translation. And by the way, any of you bitches that told me to read this two years ago, and I told you to fuck off, sorry, I'd like to apologize to everyone right now, because this book is amazing, and it's totally up my alley, and it's everything I love about reading, it's everything I love about learning. It combined so many of my interests into this book. So the magic system relies on the power of translation and how work. are power. Intelligence is power. And of course, there's so many underlying meanings. I'm so excited to talk about this fucking book. There's so many underlying meanings and kind of subliminal messaging,

subliminal messages that is in that plot point. The power that these bars have, that power, you know, electrical grids and it makes carriages go faster and steam engines and all this, it's the power of connectivity through language. And I forget where this quote comes from, but it's so true that learning another language, speaking someone else's mother tongue, gives you a level of empathy and understanding that most people in this life hear me never achieve. Until you speak someone else's language, that is as close as you can get to walking in someone else's shoes. Seeing the world through their lens, speaking about the world in their tongue. It is something that is like, unless you speak another language, it's very hard to describe.

There is a magic in it. And there's a connectivity. So what really is gag about this book is because it's the fucking British Empire, she has this great quote in here that, of course, I highlighted and underline the fuck out of this book, too. there's a great quote that says something to the effect of the empire seeks to destroy that which it covets the most. So in this book, the way the magic system works is the rarer and more quote unquote exotic the languages, the more powerful the translation bond is, therefore the silver bars are more powerful and they last longer, you know, whatever spell has been imbued into the silver. So romance languages or translations from, say, English to French, are not as strong as a translation from English to Cantonese or English to Sanskrit. So that's also, you know, this is her subliminal messaging, which I'm like, I get you, girl, I get you.

This idea of the exotic, this idea of, you know, at this time, India was still a colony and pretty much the damn, the whole damn world. was a colony of the British Empire, how the thing that when these British gentlemen would go on their grand tours around the world, and they would go to all these different countries and experience the culture and the language and the music and the dance and the women and fucking whatever, they would take artifacts with them along the way. And so, for example, Professor Lovell, who is Robin Swift's guardian, the guy that pretty much stole. him from his homeland and groomed him, his house was filled with Chinese artifacts because it's like this fetishization. And of course, you know, this is, this isn't me being gagged at the idea of that. Like, of course, I know that this exists, but it's like the way that she fits that into the narrative is very reflective of how people really are. Like, there's people in my family whose homes, white, white people,

whose homes are filled with Native American artifacts. Filled to the brim. Their entire decoration, the decor in their home, is Native American. What? And then you don't want to talk ever

about, like, what happened to the Native Americans, and maybe who did that? You know, like, there's no interest in the bloody history of it, but there is an interest in the aesthetic beauty. of it. And that's another main point that she's making, which we know about colonialism, which we know

about cultural appropriation. We know all these things that you cherry pick the things you like about the cultures and you leave the rest of it. You know, you don't really acknowledge the rest of it. And now, like, that's not, that is not a sustainable system. And so you find that out in a very literal sense in the end of this book. Okay, and I'm not going to ruin it because I was gagged. She manages to fit in

so many relevant topics that will always be relevant because, like I said, Empire is timeless, and if it's not this person in this country, then it's going to be this person in the next. You know, that is spearheading this concept of expansion and colonialism

and exploitation and racism and sexism and And she explores all of that in this book. So like I was saying, there is a cohort, okay, at Oxford, a cohort of four students. Robin Swift is one of them. Victoire is another. And she is Haitian, Haitian, French, English. She speaks three, I believe three languages.

Rami, who is from Calcutta, and I believe he speaks four languages. And then Letty, who's the white. girl, Letitia, who speaks, I believe, German. Fuck. I think she speaks German in English. And together, they form their little class. And, you know, at first it's this really rosy, like, they have so much in common, more than they have, you know, not in common, more than they are different. they are all outcasts you know Robin and Rami are brown men we have Victoire and Lettie who are women at an all-male institution but because of their skill level and because of what they bring to the table they're allowed in because the empire needs them at the end of the day okay yeah we are racist and sexist but you got something we need yeah y'all speak some crazy languages get in here girl we need you okay now there's really no protection for them, they still experience, it's not even microaggressions, they experience hyper-racism at the hands of other Oxford students because of how they look and because of, you know what I mean?

And Rebecca at the beginning of this book puts a really interesting disclaimer that is, she's done her damn research. Essentially it was a, don't come from me, bitch. it was, I've done so much research on what Oxford was in the 1830s, that this is about as historically accurate as I can get it in the realm and context of a fantasy novel, okay? And she says that and she really incorporates, you know, some of the laws at the time and the history, you know, like the abolitionists and when slavery was abolished and the harsh truths of that. You think just because slavery was abolished, it went.

away. That's something that Ledy gets encountered with. Ledy encounters towards the end of the book where she's like but guys, slavery was abolished. It's not allowed. Hello? And then Victoire, a black woman, looks at her and says, you think you think because it was abolished, people just said, ah, you're right. It's done.

No, girl. And at the time, slavery was at its height in America. So we're just talking about the British Empire, not other empires, you know? And so it's this weird. I'm reading it and I'm like, of course, my exposure to like higher education, like in college, in the books that I read, in the friends that I keep, like I am hyper aware of racism and sexism as it exists, and colonialism and all of the things that accompany empire that accompany bigotry, okay?

I am acutely aware. And I'm still learning, okay? That's not to say, like, I understand it. Of course, I will never be able to understand, truly, truly, truly, what it feels like to be on the receiving end of that. And yes, I'm a woman, but that's not the same thing, okay? Like true intersectional oppression, I will never be able to understand. I can empathize, and I do. But, like, there is a barrier there.

And reading a book like this where, you know, in the spectrum of like how we were raised and ideological bigotry, I'm reading this. And like, there are certain arguments between the friend group where sometimes they realize, like, there's no getting through to Lettie. She will never get it. So they just stop trying. You know, there's three people of color and then there's one white girl. And Lettie starts to feel left out.

And now I'm getting annoyed. I'm reading the book. And I'm like, it's not about you. they start to leave her out because she won't understand. How could she? And towards the end of the book, Lettie starts spewing some, you know, albeit really hateful opinions.

The way that Rebecca writes this, there is still, she's just incredible. They're still, through all that, the other three members of this cohort still feel empathy for Lettie. They still are like, girl, we used to be such a tight-knit friend group, and I love you. At one point, I would have died for you. But you won't get it. You don't get it. And that's why we kept this from you. Because you just, it's impossible. And come to find out, I'm not going to ruin the book. Letty is disappointing. Shocker. Oh, no, the white girl disappointed them. Yeah. So it's that where she let her, and the way that Rebecca Quang,

articulates Lettie's argument, okay, which is kind of, it's not necessarily pro-empirate in, like, I believe what they're doing is correct. Like, she has a heart. And she's able to admit, this is wrong, you know, like exploiting people for what they have to offer, not their humanity, not thinking of them as humans, because that was step number one for the British Empire, is dehumanized this third party, this other, as something that is less than human, so you don't feel that bad taking from them. Lettie, I think, was able to, like, understand that that was a tactic. But at the core of it, the issue Lettie has is nihilism, is the inevitability of empire. That's what she falls for. Well, guys, we're okay. Is that not enough?

And here are the other three members of this cohort like, no, that's not enough, Lettie. Because if my people are not free, then I can never truly be free. Because this guilt hanging on me, this albatross around my neck, I will never truly be able to be free. And Lettie can't understand that. She can't look outside of her own fucking fish bowl. Well, everything in here is great. Yeah, but across the world, where I'm from, my family, the people I love, do you not give a shit about the I thought we were friends letty you know it's that sort of thing where

she kind of throws her hands up in the air and it's like well as long as me and my my girls are okay if only it were that simple letty you know and so this is it's a real harsh point of contention for them it gets really devastating towards the end of the book and yeah this book made me fucking sob and there is just some harsh things that the author approaches with such care. And she is so smart. And I want to read Poppy War next. Then I want to read Yellowface. Then I want to read Catabasis, Ketabasis.

This is another one where she's like, academically, it's up for discussion how you pronounce this word. And katabic, that move, that, book is about going to hell. And it's a fantasy catabasis, a descent into the underworld. Catapacus. Catabasis. It's a descent into the underworld. And I'm excited to, I think it just came out. So I kind of want to look at some reviews and then dive into it because I'm upset. This is like, this is a five-star read for me. Like, immediately I went to good reads and I was like one of the best ever. I cannot believe that it took me this long to read it. I cannot believe what she manages to cram into this book and it didn't feel forced.

It didn't feel performative. It didn't feel tropey. This is a masterpiece. This is a masterpiece. If you haven't read this, I would highly, highly, highly recommend it. Next up, I'm going to read. Well, actually, this kind of has inspired me to go down the whole rabbit hole of, you know, anti-colonial, anti-fascist literature.

And I have a bunch of books that I bought that I haven't jumped into yet. But at the same time, that's one where, like, when I read a book like this, it inspires me to read a bunch of other books that are similar, that are more like educational and nonfiction. Like, I did that for when I read CERC and Song of Achilles and, what's that other one? it was another kind of like Greek mythology retelling and then I bought the fucking Iliad and the Odyssey

and have I read it yet? No. But will I before Christopher Nolan's comes out? Yeah, I will. So, also I need to make sure that I got the right translation because I know that really affects it. I got this one. Yeah, the Odyssey by translated by Emily Wilson.

That's really highly recommended. The girl at Barnes & Noble told me that. So I'm going to jump into that eventually before the Odyssey comes out. But next up on my list, other than my kind of ancillary reading to accompany Babel is the silent patient, that's everywhere. And sometimes I give in to the like, you know, number one bestseller, like that shit. Like book talks can't stop raving about like that shit. Because I read the back and I was like, what? What?

What? Basically, the synopsis of silent patient, which I haven't read yet, I don't know what happens, is this woman kills her husband or kills somebody and then is silent for years. Like, refuses to talk about it. Won't talk to police officers. Won't say what happened. Won't talk to it. Kind of, I'm envisioning it's kind of like a silence of the lambs type thing.

Hello, Clary. It's like that sort of thing. I don't know. So I'm going to read it. I've heard it's thrilling. I also have Wuthering Heights, duh. Wuthering Heights is in my carry-on right now. I'm going to start it.

I can't believe I've never read it because especially I read Rebecca, which is that Gothic, if you can even call it Gothic. It was set in the 1930s. It was a Gothic mystery. And it was crazy. It was crazy. I really enjoyed it. I liked Rebecca.

And then I read, oh, well, of course I've read Dracula. And then, of course, I was addicted to Nospheratu. to what other Gothic did I read recently? Let me call my Goodreads. Oh, Dorian Gray. And then I read, this was more Regency era. It doesn't really count. But I read, remember that book that I talked about forever ago called Half a Soul?

It was a Regency fairy tale. I loved that fucking book. And there was a second one. So I read that one. It was so good. It was called 10,000 stitches. And Lord Blackthorne in that book, I really really. really still fantasize about. So anyway, guys, I think that will do it from me this week. Thanks for

listening to me, rant. Babel changed my life. R.F. Quang is my favorite author. When I dive into Poppy War, you guys will know because I've heard it's devastating. I've also heard it's Y.A. Don't care. I'm going to read it anyway. What else do I have in my bag right now? Wuthering Heights. Oh, one of my friends got me this 10 poems from Ireland. I'm going to read that. And then I have one more. I try not to travel with too many books because inevitably I end up playing games on my iPad. But I do, like if I'm balls deep into a book like I was, Babel, I read that for four hours on the plane.

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