The Broski Report with Brittany Broski - 14: I Took an Edible

Episode Date: August 15, 2023

This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski took an edible and rambled about Sleep Token, Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, and European History.  Follow The Broski Report:  https://www.linktr.ee/broskireport https://www.tiktok.com/@broskireport  https://instagram.com/broskireport  Follow Brittany: https://www.tiktok.com/@brittany_broski  https://instagram.com/brittany_broski  https://youtube.com/brittany_broski  Follow Royal Court: https://www.tiktok.com/@bbroyalcourt https://www.instagram.com/royalcourt https://www.twitter.com/bbroyalcourt  Brought To You By: Ghost Bed – https://ghostbed.com with code BROSKI Tinder Hello Fresh – https://hellofresh.com/50BROSKI with code 50BROSKI

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This is the Brozky Report with your host, Brittany Broski. Hey guys, and welcome back to another episode of, What Are We Talking About? Welcome back to another episode of What the! Welcome back to another episode of, your little wave order to chew and her is out sunbers outside welcome back to another episode of that guys okay two things really quickly one my hair is so greasy just please don't say anything like it's been a rough week like my hair is just greasy and that's just kind of how it's gonna be

because sometimes you've greasy here sometimes your scalp makes oil and sometimes you could cook a small cronut a croissant donut in your hair grease and maybe that's That's just my energy for right now. And you need to just get over it. Oh, oh, clean girl, that's that. If you could smell the odor emanating from me right now, it's just, it's been fucking, it's been a while, okay? Number two, I take an edible.

It's an edible, okay? Take net a bullet. It's a fucking hour and a, um, it's a, it's a, it's 12, 13 a.m. It's midnight. Sometimes I, I, sometimes I, sometimes I think I'm on a different TV show and I think that like there's a like the office camera. I think there's a camera like that, but I'm Steve Correll. Like if you were to look through the camera, it wouldn't be me sitting here. It'd be Steve Correll. I feel like Steve Carrell. I would love to talk to Steve Carrell about ups and downs of life. and if true love is viable and tangible,

and if true love does not exist without compromise, I'd like to ask Steve Carell that, see what he has to say. Steve Carrell, I know you're a longtime supporter of the podcast. If you could just reach out, would love to have a conversation with you. We could drill another hole in the table, feed a mic wire through it. We could get you on the show. What the fuck was I talking about?

It's 12.18 a.m. I took an edible at 10.18 p.m. It's 12. 14 a.m. It's been two hours. I took 10 milligrams. My blue raspberry gummy. Okay? Dries out my whole fucking mouth

because my whole body cotton mouth. My insides have cotton mouth. It isn't limited to just like my throat up. It dries. My eyes are fucking dry. I'm like, keep blinking. It doesn't work. Okay. That's it.

I'm having a rough week. Okay, we've got greasy hair. I've got like a pimple forming on my butt that I don't know why. And it's one of those painful ones. It's like, oh, my abscess. We've got abscesses. Oh, that pawns start, eo, this is so millennial. I'm not a millennial.

I'm gin alpha. I'm 15 in my brain. I'm not millennial. Oh, there's food stains on my shirt. Sick. Okay. I understand if you have to put this in 2x. Like, trust me, I understand, but we have a lot to get through.

My brain's working at about 32% capacity right now. 32% efficiency is what we're rocking with. The fuck was I talking about? I don't remember. Oh, took 10 milligram edible. All right, we're going to move on. I don't know what I was talking about. This is going to be a problem.

Okay. If I have to stop the episode in about 30 minutes to go order Taco Bell, You just have to let me because I might die if I don't. Okay. First and foremost, we need to get this shit out of the fucking way. Okay? We need to talk about sleep token. And if you're driving right now, again, remember, driving hands off the wheel, eyes closed.

That's how you listen to the broscarap parts. Do never drive with your hands on the wheel. Never look ahead of you and in your side view mirrors. never check your blind spot. Assert dominance by not checking your blind spot when you're driving on the highway. You want to merge lanes? Merge. Merge Mansion.

Put that up here. You want to merge on the highway? Merge Mansion featuring Pedro Pascal. Pedrito. See, I've got cotton mouth. Jose Pedro Balmaceda Pascal. Okay. When you're, what the, sleep token?

I'm going to start taking notes about what I'm talking about. Okay, sleep token is a band. Go ahead and throw up a... I'm actually embarrassed. Go ahead and throw up a picture right here of Sleep token. Sleep token is a band and they're British. And they are described as... Sleep token.

Pull up the Wikipedia, coward. Sleep token are a British rock band from London. Oh my God, my stomach's fluttering. Formed in 2016. The group are an anonymous masked collective. Marry that girl, no matter what you say. That's how I feel about mask collective. That song is so fucking stupid.

Marry that girl, no matter what you say. Hold on, how does it start? Why you gotta be so rude? Jumped out of bed, put on my best suit. No, this isn't it. Oh, can I have your daughter for the rest of my life? Say yes, say yes, because I need to know. Say you never get your blessing to the day I die to vlog my bed.

The answer still no. Why are you going to be so? Holy shit, 2014. This song won an award. Juno Award for Single of the Year. Who the fuck is Juno? Who are these people? That song and what's the other?

dumb ass song I was ripping on the other day. And no thank you. And no thank you. Dumbass fucking music. Sleep token. Sleep token would never, ever pump out any of this bullshit. Sleep token is the metal hosier. And I will be the first person to look at you in your eyeballs and say, I don't give a fuck about metal.

I love every genre of music, but it is something. thing about metal, I just, I don't respect it and I cannot get behind it. Okay? Like, how is it? I understand to a certain extent, like jazz, a rhythmic jazz. I get it. That's an art form, right? You're watching a master work. Free form, a rhythmic jazz. Work, right? It's like a fucking art piece. Metal, I guess you could argue the same thing, but it is just like the screaming and the no melody and just the drums full fucking volume. Like this maximalist style of music, I just don't fuck with. And I have a problem. It took me a while to get into Hyperpop because of the same thing.

I was just like, there is so much going on. I can't even focus on one of the layers. But then that's kind of the point, because Hyperpop is like, just want to like, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do, and it's going the whole time. Like, I'm into it. I get it. 100 gecks, I love 100 gecks. Okay?

But I'm not like, I listen to metal and I'm like, literally, I'm like, turn this shit off. I don't know what you fucking kids. I don't know what you dumbass kids. Real music was back in my day. That's how I feel when I listen to metal. Now, having said that, okay? I gave this band a chance because I was like, oh, they're masked. They wear masks.

I have a mental problem. I have a mental lack somewhere. I'm lacking in the brain department that makes me this way. And I'm not really motivated to do anything about it. I'm motivated to keep pursuing the things I like that tickle and prod at that. that lacking part of my brain. Okay? So when y'all sent me a DM and said,

Hey, Supreme Leader, here's a band full of masked men. Jerked it. I freaked it. Oh, there's a band of masked men. Guess what? I'm freaking it. I took her to my penthouse and I just freaked it by myself. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance.

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That's how I... See some of the bullshit I say. I have to take a moment and be like, what the fuck? You don't have to say that shit. Stop! Me pulling on my own arm like, stop! This isn't you! Look at me!

And I'm like, I took her to my penthouse and I'm freaked. What? What are we talking about? Sleep token. Look at them. Okay. There is so much lore here. and they've been a band since 2016.

Sleep token. Progressive metal, alternative metal, post-metal, indie pop. They've been categorized under many different genres, including all the ones I just said. And it's true, like there's a mixture of, sometimes it'll just be him playing the piano. Oh my God, he's so hot. I don't want to talk about it, actually. That's not, because like, if you don't get it, I'm not going to sit here and try to explain it to you because I can't explain it. okay here try to get into this

they like cover themselves completely in black and wear masks so that you don't focus on them but they have they're playing these festivals so you don't focus on them and you focus on the music like that's the whole thing is like the lead singer's name is vessel because he's a vessel of the music and the rest of the band members are literally the roman numerals two three and four like it's a vessel two three and four so i get i get it artistically, that's why a lot of anonymous singers do that. It's because they don't want you to focus on them. They want you to focus on the music.

But inherently, I'm going to focus more on your identity because I want to know. Okay? So when I saw this, when I saw this image, this image, and I was like, why does he look like that? Do they roll around in the fucking dirt beforehand? And I was like, no. because they like cover their whole bodies in darkness so they're just a vessel and then these festivals put them out in the midday sun like their festival slot is at like 2 p.m.

And so they go out there and they sweat all this makeup off and then you get this picture and then I take her to my penthouse and I freak it. Okay so they play at 2 p.m. I look at this image. They sweat. I lick it up. I go to my penthouse and I freak it. That's kind of the schedule. So they sweat it all off. He's got these big fucking hands and his smile. He'll smile sometimes. Oh my God. I just love it. I'm obsessed. But it's also here because before you bitch is going to don't sexualize them. Okay. You should listen to their music. I do. I do listen to their music. I love their music. I love their music. They're the metal hosier. Their lyricism and production is something that I haven't heard in

years. It is a completely new genre of music and I'm eating it up with a fork and knife. Also, I took him to my penthouse and I freaked it. I want to freak him. My hair is so greasy. Please don't look at me. I need to like not... Okay. Their whole thing, like I said, I guess is like they're anonymous.

But I literally feel 15 and also my feet are tingling. Oh, I have sweet tea back here. Why do, why do, why edibles? Why can't I just smoke a joint like normal people? The shit with my lungs freaks me out. So I take an edible.

And now I'm sad. salivating like a grown St. Bernard. It took me so long to remember what that was called. In my head, it was Bernard from St. Santa Claus 3. I'm salivating like a fucking St. Bernard, but my whole body is dry. And I'm like, I don't want ice water. I want lukewarm sweet tea that's been sitting behind me. I don't even know how old this is. I stole this cup from shrimp basket. If anyone in the South knows where shrimp basket is. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Fiscally responsible, financial geniuses, monetary magicians. These are things people say about drivers who switch their car insurance to

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So, they're British And all the band members have Oh, this one is sad, I feel 15 again All the band members have like personalities Because sometimes they'll yell into the crowd But they're not supposed to talk But they'll be like, get on your fucking feet! And I say, because you never hear him talk.

I'm not joking. I feel like a Victorian man seeing ankle for the first time. Oh fair maiden, dost thou lift thine dress to reveal thine ankle? That's me when I see his neck and his ear. I... Okay.

So that's the lore. They don't do interviews. They don't do meet and greets. They don't talk to fans at the show. They don't do bullshit. They're there to perform the music for you. And they call their concerts worship, question mark. Hey, so that kind of makes me a little...

What do you mean by that? So what do you mean by that? Are we worshipping him? Are we worshipping music? Are we worshipping each other? Just tell me when to take my clothes off. Just tell me what I need to get naked. Me getting kicked out of a sleep token show because I'm naked.

Well, I thought we were worshiping each other's bodies. Stupid. What the fuck are we talking about? Okay, here are my favorite songs. Here are my favorite songs. This is an order. I'm lying. It's not.

This is not an order. But I'll rank them in my order. Okay, first and foremost, currently, because I'm like really, their album is called Take Me Back to Eden, which is like, it's so hosier or coded. Like, his song from Eden and the sort of religious imagery, specifically the imagery surrounding, like, Eve,

and the exit from Eden. It's a lot of post-religious, ex-religious lyrics and themes and topics, which makes my penis rock hard. When I listen to that, it makes my penis hard, and I don't have a weener. So currently my favorite song is off of this new album that just came out in May of this year, which is all, it's mainly all the songs I know. Take Me Back to Eden is the name of the album. And it's literally, I'm not going to cry.

this album is in the process of changing my life. Like, I don't care who knows it. I want to stand on a mountain peak and I want to scream it. This album is on the, it is changing my life currently. And I have not felt this way in so fucking less, probably since Motomami. Like, I remember listening to Motomami and I was like, this album's going to change my life. And it did. I feel that way about this album, dude.

It makes me, like, want to vomit. And then Hozier's album comes out August 18. August 18? Oh my God. Oh my God. And so apparently all of Hosier's album is based on the Dante's Inferno and the different circles of hell. Nine circles of hell? Are there seven or nine? How many circles of hell? Are there in Dante's Inferno? Nine. I'm so smart. This shit's crazy. The first circle, limbo, the unbaptized and virtuous pagans, including Virgil Homer, Horace. Horace. Horace.

Horace. Ovid Socrates, Plato, and Saladin. Why are philosophers in the first circle of hell? Why is Socrates in our first player of hell? What does Socrates do to Dante? Is there tea? What did Socrates do to Dante? The shades that Dante singles out, such as Earth,

Aristotle, Socrates, and Plato lived by wisdom and thought, not religion, or at least not Dante's religion. Oh, so he was being... So for Dante, the punishments of hell are enforced retroactively while the rewards of heaven are not. Why did... Why did the bear end like that? It's what I googled. Why did the bear in like that? Well, because like, why did it? They locked his dumbass in that freezer and then it just ended? Like, what the fuck? Okay, what was I talking about? How many circles of hell? Oh, see, now I have, I have tabs to keep my train of thought in orders for when I Google shit. I have tabs. How has it only been 20 minutes? It feels like six hours. I fucking hate weed. Okay. The second layer of hell. Okay, the second circle of hell is blue raspberry gummies.

This is my purgatory. What day is it? What fucking year? is it? I've been sitting in this chair since I was born. I was born. I looked at my mom and then I sat in this chair. Second circle, lust. Souls are blown about in a violent storm without hope of rest. The third circle, gluttony.

The gluttons are forced to lie in vile, freezing slush. Fourth circle, prodigality, prodigality. The spinthrift push great heavy weights together, crashing them. I feel like there are better descriptions of all the circles of hell. Oh, here we go. Okay, okay, okay. The circles are concentric, representing a gradual increase in wickedness and culminating at the center of the earth where Satan is held in bondage. Kinky. Each circle's

sinners are punished in a fashion fitting their crimes. Each center is afflicted for all of eternity by the chief sin he committed. Mine would be horniness. Mine would be, I would just be edged for the rest of eternity. I couldn't freak it. Say it was like you freaked it too much. We're on it. This is a strict no freak zone. Absolutely no freaking loud in the pool. Don't run by the pool and do not freak it in the pool. First circle of hell, limbo. Here reside the unbaptized and the virtuous pagans who, though not sinful, did not accept Christ. They are not punished in an active sense, but rather grieve only their separation from God without hope of reconciliation. The people in here are Homer, Socrates, and Aristotle.

Copy. The second circle. Those overcome by lust are punished in this circle. They are the first ones to be truly punished in hell. These souls are blown about to and fro by a violent storm without hope of rest. This symbolizes the power of lust to blow one about needlessly and aimlessly. Damn, that's so true. Listen, guys, if you're just chasing, if you're chasing peener and Vigine, that's a bottomless pit, babe, you have to satiate your soul. You have to wet your lip with something a little more divine. Okay? Like, we're still looking for it. I'll get back to you when we find it. There's quite literally nothing better I can think of than a peener.

than a peener and a male physique. If we find something that's worth, oh, money, maybe. Maybe we could chase money instead. Or the love of friends. Solid friendship, a loving relationship with your family. Those are things that could outweigh my inherent and primal fiending for peener.

Okay. Yeah, that would be mine. Okay, third circle of hell. The Great Worm, Cerberus, guards the gluttons, forced to lie in a vile slush produced by ceaseless, foul, icy rain. This symbolizes the garbage that the gluttons made of their life on earth, slavering over food? Slavering?

You just made that word up. Slaver. Oh. Slaver. for her, let saliva run from the mouth? This is a real word? Slaver. Slavering.

To show excessive desire, let saliva run for the mouth. You learn something every day. Slavering. Fourth circle, those who concern for material goods, those whose concern for material goods deviated from the desired mean are punished in the circle. What the, what did that actually just say? Hold on.

what did that actually just say? I'm about to have a freak out. I'm about to actually have a freak out. What did that sentence say? I have no fucking clue. If you held a gun to my head and asked me, what did that sentence just say? I would be dead.

I would have died. Who else was scared? Those whose concern for material goods deviated from the desired me... What does mean? Deviated from the... desired mean are punished in this circle. They include the avaricious or miserly who hoarded possessions and the prodigal who squandered them. These words are blow in my freaking mind. What do these words? This is too smart. Oh my god. What does that mean? Slaubbering.

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Each group pushes a great weight against the heavy weight of the other group. After the weights crashed together, the process starts over again. They're just playing Disney Channel games back and bored. They're playing a game of fucking pull the flag. What's that flag flag? What's that game where they pull the rope

With the flag and fall in the mud Tug of war How did I forget what Tug of War is dude? What is going on? Oh my god, I need to make Kylo Ren and Mando kiss And they were boys and they both wanted me Holy fuck, I need to go back to sleep token. It's been a hundred minutes. It's been a hundred million minutes.

Okay. Those who considerate material is deviated from the desire meaning or punish in the circle. They include the avarice and miserably hoarder positions of the prodigal who squandered them. What? We're moving on. Fifth circle. Oh, they had to play Disney Channel games. That's right.

They had to play Tongue War. Okay, fifth circle of hell. in the swamp-like water of the river sticks, the wrathful fight each other on the surface, and the sullen or slothful lie gurgling beneath the water. Okay, that slays. That one I get. That one I can like see.

It's kind of like a, yeah, I see it. The sixth circle. Heretics are trapped in flaming tombs. Damn. Heretic. A person believing in or practicing religious heresy. heresy, heresy, belief or opinion contrary to orthodox religious doctrines. Damn, been there.

Where are my heretics at? Heretic nation. If I was alive when Martin Luther was alive, not MLK, Martin Luther from 1215, I would have been nailed to the church door upside down naked. They would, my horny ass, they would have nailed my horny ass to the church door. I can tell you that. fucking much. Martin Luther. Damn.

Oh. So 1483 is what I meant by that. Who did the 12th, theses, 95 Theses. 95 Theses. Martin Luther. The 95 Theses were in 1517? What the fuck?

Am I thinking of the fucking Magna Carta? Magna Carta signed. 1215. Whoa, that was crazy. Ew, that was weird. Those were such specific dates and things to memorize and also get wrong. I'm going to start going to straight bars and just talk about this shit. So thoughts on the Magna Carta signed 1215.

And did you know that the Magna Carta was different? Who wrote the Magna Carta? Who wrote the Magna Carta? John. Oh, John. How could I forget? Just John. Johnny.

Johnny, you're such a trickster. John was King of England from 1199 until his death. That's not a real year. He lost the duchy. Ducci! He lost the ducy of Charpenty. Most of his other. The duchy.

Resulting in the collapse of the Anjivan Empire and contributing to the subsequent growth in power the French Capitian dynasty. I have not heard these terms since I was 14 years old. And also, guess what, John? Don't care. Oh, John, King of England?

Sucks. Oh, oh, you're John from England? Okay, heretics are trapped in flaming tomes. I wonder why. Why were heretics trapped in flames? Dante. Since these souls did not follow the path toward eternal life, they are intoned forever. The more severe the person's heresy, the hotter the flames.

Period. Okay. The seventh circle of hell. This circle houses the violent. Outer ring housing the violent against people and property who are immersed in Fleggathon. They call me Fleggathon. Stupid. That's fucking stupid. Don't laugh at that.

Flagathon, a river of boiling blood? Metal, that's hard. To a level commensurate with their sins. In the middle ring, there are suicides who are transformed into gnarled, thorny bushes and trees. They are torn at by the harpies. Now what is a harpy? The other residents of this ring are the profligates

who destroyed their lives by destroying the means by which life is sustained, i.e. money and property. They are perpetually chased by ferocious dogs through the thorny undergrowth. Prophlegate. What the fuck is a profligate? Completely given up to dissipation

and licentiousness? Shamelessly immoral. Oh, that kind of slays. Prophlegate? Shamelessly immoral. Lecetiousness. a throwing off of sexual restraint, lewd character or behavior.

The Hays Code, ooh, this is a little film history. The Hays Code tried to stamp out all lust and licentiousness in American film. Wanted in disregard or transgression of laws, rules, or moral norms. Freedom entails responsibilities or else it degenerates into licetiousness.

That is crazy. If you went up to any redneck on the street in the South and said spell lysetiousness for me, they'd have a stroke and die. Lysiciousness pronounce. Lusiciousness. Lysentiousness. Lysentiousness. Lysentiousness.

Lysentiousness. Okay. The trees are a metaphor. In life, the only way of the relief of suffering was through pain. And in hell, the only form of relief of the suffering is through pain. breaking of the limbs to bleed inner ring okay the violent

the violent against God the blasphemers here we go distant cousins to the heretics the violent against nature sodomites aw they weren't fucking in the butt back then the violent oh you know the slayer of hell

was like there was a line to get in it was like you didn't our SVP let me see your ID the seventh circle of hell is like a gay club that doesn't accept fats or femmes or girls. The seventh circle of hell is like,

idiot, no here. Sorry, you're not on the guest list. Just smells like silicone and lip filler, Jupiter. Everyone's leaking Juvenor. The violent against order, the usurers, all reside in a desert of flaming sand with fiery flakes raining from the sky.

Flaming sand with fiery flakes raining from the sky. The blasphemers lie on the sand. The usurers sit and the sodomites wander about in groups. Bathroom gang. JDP. No, but I'll go with you. Okay. Eighth circle.

All right, guys. Eighth circle of hell. We're almost there. The fraudulent. These guilty of deliberate knowing evil are located in a circle named Mlblodge. Mlblodge. M-L-E-B-O-L-G-E, called Evil Pockets.

They're divided into ten bulgy or ditches of stone with bridges spanning the ditches. What are all these names he's making up? Blogie, Bolggy, Blogia. Jesus Christ! Blogea won. Pimps and seducers march in separate lines and opposite directions, whipped by demons. Just as they misled others in life, they're driven to

marched by demons for all eternity. He could have gotten a little more creative with these punishments, you know? Bulgia, too. Flatterers are steeped in human excrement. They got a ducy bath. This is because their flatteries on earth were nothing but a load of excrement. Damn, they were still saying sack a shit back in 1517. You're a shitbag.

This is because their flatteries on earth were nothing but a load of excrement. That is funny. Full of shit. Damn, 1500 years ago we were still saying people were full of shit. shit. That is so funny. I love language and words and learning stuff and I like learning about stuff

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the delusions they concocted that probably led their followers to their own perils. Thus in hell, they can only see what is behind them and cannot see forward. Jesus Christ! Number five, corrupt politicians are immersed in a lake of boiling pitch, which represents the sticky fingers and dark secrets of the corrupt deals. Damn, this keeps going. Okay, here's the ninth circle of hell. Traders, distinguished from the merely fraudulent on that their acts involved betraying one in a special relationship to the betrayer, are frozen in a lake of ice known as Cossitis.

Cossetus. Each group of traders is encased in ice to a different depth, ranging from only the waist down to complete immersion. The circle... This is like... This is the night circle of hell. They're frozen. Predictable.

Mooring. Sloppy. Yon. Yawning. Satan. Okay, here we get to the main attraction. Satan is trapped in the frozen central zone in the 9th. circle of hell. Condemned to the very center of hell for committing the ultimate sin,

treachery against God, is Satan, who has three faces, one red, one black, and one pale yellow, each having a mouth that chews on a prominent traitor. Satan himself is represented as a giant, terrifying beast, weeping tears from his six eyes, which mix with the traitor's blood sickeningly. He is waist-deep in ice and beats his six wings as if trying to escape, but the icy wind that emanates only further ensures his imprisonment. The sinners in the mouths of Satan are Brutus and Cassius. From freaking Julius Caesar, bro? Okay, that's from a fake story, bro.

Brutus and Cassius Bible. Girl, they weren't in the Bible. Oh, wait, are they making like a, like a literature reference? Like, who would go to the Circleville, not who Dante said? That would make more sense. Oh, here we go. The sinners in the mouth. Oh, what is this for?

The sinners in the mouths of Satan are Brutus and Cassius in the left and right mouths, respectively. They were involved in the assassination of Julius Caesar, an act which to Dante represented the destruction of a unified Italy. Ah. Ah. Judas is being administered the most horrifying torture of the three traitors, his head in the mouth of Lucifer, and his back being forever skinned by the cloburned. claws of Lucifer. What is seen here is a perverted Trinity. Satan is impotent, ignorant, and evil,

while God can be attributed as the opposite. All powerful, all knowing, and all good. That is T. That's from the Wikipedia for the Divine Comedy. What the fuck? Okay, I don't want to go to hell. That sounds like it's sex. Me in middle school, when the pastor said, If you're not certain that if you died tonight, you'd go to heaven, put your hand in the air. And I said, I don't want to go to hell. That sounds like it's fucking sex. Anyway,

okay, back to Sleep Toke. No, back to Hozier. Hosier's album is based on Dante's different layers of hell. And on the cover art, album art, he's released thus far. There are individual pictures that represent each layer.

I am so, I love a concept album, bitch. Oh, you bitch. I love a concept album. El malchere by Rosalia, preacher's daughter by Ethel Cain. I'll eat that shit up every time. Tell me a story, bitch. Tell me a story about religion.

Ooh. Oh, it makes my peener get all hard. Uh-oh, hard peener alert. Okay, so I don't know if take me back to... Back to Sleep Token, dude, I'm not done. I'm not done. We've been talking for 45 minutes. You think I'm done?

I'm not. So sit back down. We're not done. Sit down. I'm not sure if Take Me Back to Eden is... a concept album. I am still, I'm literally, I'm still in the middle of this album, like I'm having fun with it. I haven't fully delved in, um, head first into the academic side of this album, even though trust me, I will get there. I'm in the process. Right now, I'm really just like, trying to get over

the fact that it's metal, because sometimes it feels like they ruin a perfectly good song by adding metal at the very end. So I'm just like, come on, guys. Ascensionism, such a good song, then it's the end you put freaking metal. But I'm trying to get into it because that was Vessel's artistic choice. And I love it. Because that's my baby's father. That is my baby's father. The third one in a row, the third week in a row.

That's my baby's father. I have so many sleep token edits saved on my TikTok dude. I like, and he's so good live. Like I just, I want, okay, they're playing at the House of Blues in Anaheim. Like, relative, like a. small band, like they're a small band in the grand scheme of things, still kind of underground. Resale tickets are going for $500. You bitches need to be locked in the ninth circle of hell.

I want fucking scalpers. I want you and the people who buy concert tickets and sell them for a price. You're going to fucking hell. Hell is hot. And guess what? The ninth circle, Satan's down there, clawing and sucking and licking on bitches. You're going to be there. buy a $25 concert ticket and sell it for $500.

You're burning in hell. Like stripping people of their right to see live music should be the classest games to try to get into a concert at the House of Blues, dude. A drink at the bar costs more than a ticket in an ideal world. Oh, I'm so mad. Anyway, I'm getting into the album.

And so far, here are my favorite songs, okay? Some of them are from taking me back to Eden. Some of them are just general sleep token songs. Currently, Rain is my favorite song. From the beginning when it's just like acoustic piano and he's kind of singing live and and he's, uh, this, uh, uh, nothing. And when he sings, he has like kind of an underbite. He's, no, he's, no, thing.

Oh, I need him. Oh, wow. She got a little lightheaded. Rain is so good. And at the end, it's, whoa, rain down on me. You have to listen to that one first. Chokehold is so good. Get into chokehold.

Next, take me back to Eden. This was the first one where I was like, okay, I'll give this a try. And I clicked on the title, of course, because it interests me. And sorry, I feel my whole body pulsing. I don't know why I took an edible. Okay? Next. Okay, take me back to Eden is so good.

But at the very end, it gets so, it's a seven-minute song. And the first five minutes are like, it's the perfect song. And then it's just screamo at the end and I literally skip it. Like, I skip it. I'm still trying to fall in love with that. I'm trying to get into it. Don't judge me yet. Okay, the next one.

Alkaline, when he does Alkaline live, horny. Horny and drooling. Okay? Next, do you wish that you loved me? This lyrics make me want to like, they're so sad because of course their emo I get like yeah I get it do you wish that you loved me is so sad I'm so into it I'm so in love with him he is one of those there's that scene from confessions of a teenage drama queen where she meets her like rock star guy and you she's like

when you were writing da-da-da like where were you in your life like how traumatizing was that like really trying to connect with him about his art and he's just like a drunk or he's just like an addict and then he's like, he's a, I don't remember, darling, or whoever he talked to her. I feel like that's, that's how I feel like pre that. Pre meeting him is how I feel about vessel. I'm like, he's so, okay, what were you going through in your life when you wrote the summoning? I love him. Then you need to listen to Granite.

Then you need to listen to, are you really okay? That's another email one. I'll cry my fucking heart out. And then the summoning is the one from TikTok, which sucks if they're going to become known as a TikTok band because the summoning went kind of viral. People use it on like sexy, horny edits. It's that song that, oh, and my love, did I mistake you for a sign for God? That song? Hot.

Sexy. Hot. Okay. And then the next song is the apparition. Get into that one. And then the last one is ascensionism. Ascensionism is such a good song. Sleep token is as close to heavy metal as I'm ever going to get.

I need to see them so bad. I need him. I have that swelling feeling in my chest and my stomach because I need him so bad. I will never be as attracted to another man as I am to him right now. And I don't even know what he looks like. And that's kind of the premise of this podcast. Also, low key, he kind of sounds like Ansel Elgort. Do you all remember him?

He got canceled, huh, for doing something? He was like inappropriate with somebody. Never trust a white man. White men will always disappoint you. Don't I know it. Believe you, me, I have been disappointed by white men. All right, guys, I think that'll just about do it for me today. My camera shat the bed again.

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