The Broski Report with Brittany Broski - 36: High and Babbling About the 7 Deadly Sins

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

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This is the Brozky Report with your host, Brittany Broski. Hello to all, and to all a hello. I, about two and a half hours ago, decided to do a little numnumnums on a little Eddie. Okay? I went numb mode in the I went numb mode in the eddy zone Guys You've never gone numb mode

In the eddy zone When you numbed on some medibles Have you never ever thought of it? Remember those girls from middle school Who would have that white shit in the corner of their mouths? I really am wishing them the best today Because I know it was part of having braces They, like, gathered.

Every time I take an edible, I get cottonmouthed, and I start thinking about how I wish I had braces. Okay, and we're back. Welcome back to regularly scheduled programming here on the BBC, Brittany Browski channel, the BBCN, the BBCN, MSNBC, ABC, TLC.

Okay, put that on a fucking t-shirt. Wait, comedy alive tonight, ladies gentlemen. What was I talking about? is going to be awful. Also, if y'all hear it in the background, I'm doing laundry because I'm an adult. Oh my God, I had this thing last night. I was laying in bed and I was like, you know what I haven't really ever thought about is that like we get to do stuff. Like I fly to Nashville tomorrow. I get to go to Nashville. Like if you start to think about life, like you're still in seventh grade and like you got permission to do something or like you can do something without worrying about it or like for fun,

like, oh my, yes, we get to do it. If you treat everything in life as like a little reward like that, completely changes your perspective. Like, I get to drive around in my car. I get to listen to my own music. I get to go get a cute little snack from the 7-Eleven on the corner. From the 7-Eleven on the corner. You ever worked on the corner?

So today, this was my idea, guys. to be completely just transparent once again. Oh, Lord, my nipples are almost out. Good night. Could you imagine? I get banned from YouTube. Remember that picture of Nick Jonas's nipples? Why were they so big?

Nick Jonas, why were they so big? Oh, I did move forward with consuming three, five milligram pieces of, what was it? Fruit. It's called fruit. and it's an edible brand and it tasted like blue razz I was doing the blue razzle okay

we're going blue razzle razzle mode on my tongue on my tongue meat on my tongue nubs what about that tongue meat I know tongue meat would be lean tongue meat helper hamburger helper tuna fish helper

you know what I really wanted to do this is what I've been trying to fucking say for it feels like 30 minutes, and it's been four minutes. I couldn't tell you a single goddamn thing that I've talked about yet. Like, can you shut me into a spiral? Like, stop talking, shut the fuck up. What I wanted to do with you guys, hey guys, I took 15 milligrams of an edible.

I want to do the New York Times Daily, Daily Crossword, okay? We're going to take that from the top. I want to do the New York Times Daily Mini-Crossword. Crossword. Brooke got me absolutely addicted to these things. I do one every day. New York Times. Daily mini.

Jarvis, show me this guy's balls, please. Daily mini crossword puzzle. Play. Oh, I already did it. Okay, we're going to do the next one. Okay, guys, this is, I literally don't give a shit. everyone's going to help me in the next 10 minutes. Okay.

Here is the Daily Mini for the New York Times. Everyone's going to help me. Or you're going to see how good I am at this. This will be a little three minute segment. Everyone helps. Shout it out wherever you are in your car. If you're working, help me solve this. And then I'm going to talk about something really serious, okay?

Because we're finally going to get to the Seven Deadly Sins. But first, we have to do the Daily Mini. One across. A stunt bike sport For short SBS SBS Title with an apostrophe

directly in the middle It's four letters Ma'am Something Corinina A Tolstoy novel Four Anna Karenina Fluffy Indian Bread

Six Cross four Nan Stay right there It's three letters Stay right there Three letters Anybody? Shout it out

Feel free to shout it out we'll come back to you. Battery for a remote, AAA. Fruit depicted by the circled letters. The circled letters right now read S-A-N-A-something-A. And it's a fruit.

So I'm assuming I have this first one wrong because that's actually going to be banana. BMX. That's what the stunt bike sport was, guys. It was not S-D-S-B-S-B-S-B-S-B-S, which is what I put in the first place because I'm fucking stupid. Marvel Comics Mutant, X-Man.

Got it. Next. Title with a... Yep. Okay. Motherfucker, we did that. Stay right there. Man.

Okay, four down. Craze. And it's five and it's man-mania. Okay? Stay right there. Banana. It's a skill few have. And I'm so glad.

I actually feel really spiritually connected to everyone right now. you managed to get through any of that sentence hearing me because I feel like I'm on the altar right now actually. My brain just said, you feel like you're giving boughs. If I already give vows to my husband, I would not write a single thing down. It's coming off the dome. I'm doing a type five stand-up set at my wedding. You can, I'll guarantee you that right now.

All right, Bernie Taverns of vows, great. I ripped the mic out of his hand and I abandoned him and I'm just walking towards the front of the altar. like so the thing about TikTok shop, like that's fully, unless I also marry a stand-up comedian, which I won't. I will not be marrying a stand-up comedian because why? I'm marrying Andrew Hozier-Brun. Not marrying. I think marriage is sort of an antiquated institution, but I will be moving to Ireland.

Again, I hate to sort of keep beating a dead horse, but it is going to happen and we will make plans to move the grocery report set to Ireland. Now, I did go ahead and solve the Daily Mini in three minutes and 32 seconds with the help of you all. Now, in this moment, I didn't feel like what I said before. I felt like the actual fuck am I talking about. Like zoom out for a minute. What the fuck am I ever talking about? I am so sorry to anyone who is listening who has ever listened. This is truly brain rotten.

This is, it does not get worse. This is rock bottom. Congrats, you found it. This is worse than normal darkness. It's extreme darkness. I need another SpongeBob tattoo. Okay. Everyone, hope you got that out of your systems.

The games are over. It's been 11 minutes of me talking literally out of my butthole. My butt flaps are just butt flap? Hey, what's a butt flap if you think about it? like anatomically. What's a buttflap maybe? We're going to learn about the seven deadly sins. I've been talking about it

and I feel like right now I'm feeling really porous and spongy and like I can absorb anything. Okay? Oh my God, you know what else? I've been waiting to Google with you guys. I saw this chilling, chilling image of something that I love

love in a sort of historical fascination way, not love what happened. And of course I am talking about Chernoble. I don't love the reactor melting, okay? I love the lore behind it. And I love stuff like that that's really macabre, okay? And like, yeah, it's uninhabitable

and it's one of the biggest examples of human failure, human error on a global scale. Okay, I love learning about it. because it still remains to be revealed the full impact of something like Shernoble. Are you hearing me, dude? It has yet to be discovered. We are messing with radiation when it comes to dentistry and, you know, health care today. I fully understand that.

There are ways to utilize radiation in a way that is healing to the body. Radiation in its pure form at a site like Chernobyl, I literally always think of that poem that's like it's just the story of Icarus of like you start to believe you are the god and then you fly too close to the sun and there will always be something there to

knock you down you know that is now are Icarus and Achilles the same person Icarus and Achilles are both characters in Greek mythology in Greek mythology Icarus photo appear is the son of Dadalus

who flies too close to the sun and drowns when his wings melt, because they're made of wax. The story of Icarus is sometimes used as a metaphor for someone who is too ambitious or tries to do something too risky. In Greek mythology, Achilles is the strongest warrior and hero in the Greek army during the Trojan War. The story of Achilles appears in Homer's Iliad and elsewhere. In Chapman's Homer's Iliad book 16, that's XVI, 16.

Icarus is Patriclus. The wings are Achilles' armaments, and flying too high is assaulting the walls of Troy. Didn't comprehend any of that last sentence there. Okay, so Achilles. Achilles, how did he die? Achilles is killed by an arrow. Oh my God, I have always interchanged Achilles' heel

and, like, the story of Icarus is the same thing. Because I'm a big fucking... dummy. Okay. Stupid, stupid. When I don't remember intricate details of Greek mythology that I learned about in eighth grade, stupid fool. Stupid embersory, stupid fool. Sometimes I see those TikToks that are making fun of the theater kid roommate,

and then I slowly came to the crippling, horrifying realization that I have those tendencies, and it's not something I'm proud of, and it's something I'm actually actively trying to unlearn, please, please give me grace. The ex-theater kid, like breaking into accents and thinking that it's really actually like you're killing them, like you are absolutely killing this type five. No, dude, you're the worst person in the room and everyone's laughing because they're uncomfortable, okay? If I'm actually in real life at a party and I see someone do that, oh my God. I think I would laugh because it would shock me. Or I would laugh because I would think they're being sarcastic if someone actually...

But then again, that's me. Fully 100% raw, raw dog meat. Yep, that's me. I used to love that, so, Raven. I miss Raven Simone. What did she do? What happened to Raven Simone? She was my favorite cheetah girl.

Galleria, dude, are you serious? Everyone was like, I'm Chanel, I'm Chanel. No, babe. I'm Galleria. I'm large and in charge. Cheetah Girls doesn't happen unless I happen, okay? And they learn that the hard way of Cheetah Girls too. Galleria said, I'm going to sit here and I'm going to write all the music.

I'm going to literally choreograph it. I'm on the piano. I'm on the guitar. Look, guys, I've written this in four-part harmony. Can I get 20 minutes of your time to come down and practice Amiga's Cheetahs? What was it? Friends for Life? You can't give me 20 minutes to come practice these fucking harmonies?

I would have left too. Galleria was totally in her right mind. She said, and she wasn't even evil about it. Like, they saw her at the train station, or she wrote her little note, and she was like, I don't feel like I'm needed here, so I'm going to go home. And like, it wasn't really malicious. It was like, if you bitches can get your heads out of your asses

so we can sing at this music audition festival, what are we doing here? Why are we in Barcelona? Get your head out of your ass, okay? Anyway, everyone thought they were shenan. no girl, I'm Galleria. I am so Raven Simone coded. It's crazy how Raven Simone coded I am sometimes.

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Good evening. We're here with the BBC N-F-O-X MSNBC ABC Christmas Holiday Special. Today, in the myths surrounding the war, Achilles was said to have died from a wound to his heel, ankle, or torso, yet to be confirmed, which was the result of an arrow, possibly poisoned, shot by Paris. The Iliad may be... That was pretty good. Oh my God, I just got to wash over me of me being an orange. I just like looked at myself. I thought about looking myself through one of these cameras

and I just got the fucking ick for myself. That's the worst when you zoom out to 0.5 and you're like, you're being so annoying. You are the most obnoxious annoying person to ever live. And I'm like, God, you're right. You have a point. The Iliad may purposefully suppress the myth to emphasize Achilles' human mortality

and the stark chasm between gods and heroes. More tonight. Okay. Why are we talking about these? Ilya, dude. All roads lead to the Iliad. All roads lead to the Iliad. Ophelia. What happened to Ophelia? Google show me what happened to Ophelia. Ophelia and Hamlet is a character who was jilted by Hamlet in love, controlled by her brother Lertes and father Polonius and ultimately broken mentally and drowned to death. Her character in the play represents femininity and fragility. If you think about it, Ophelia's kind of like Ethel Cain in like a really real way. Okay. Ophelia, you've been on my mind, girl, like the flood.

Whoa. The Luminear's front man. Y'all seen this young gentleman? He's kind of Wesley Schultz. Are y'all rocking with Wesley Schultz? Yes or no? Oh, I'm rocking with this version of Wesley Schultz. I just love a man with long hair and a beard.

That's literally, oh, wow. I just need that so bad. I might start crying. Like, to be really honest, I might start crying. Are y'all going to be upset if I start crying? And you know who's my dream man? You know, who's my temporary 2024 dream man? Caleb Presley.

I really like, and not even like this Caleb Presley. like he's kind of skinny there. I want this Caleb Presley. I want him. I could be so good for him. Okay? We could be so good together. Caleb,

look at my, that is my boyfriend. That is my man. Look, he is just so cute. And his little curls at the end. Wow. I just did a YouTube video where I'm talking about

some of my TikTok Tick, tick tock, tick tock. The arena's a clock. Gee, Bita, you're a genius. Remember who the real enemy is? We're allies, remember? That was my, that was my finic impression from Hunger Games. Both of those were Hunger Games impressions.

We're allies, remember? Remember who the real enemy is? Duck! And then he throws the knife. San Claflin Stop doing an American accent challenge We don't need it We don't need it

Finnic did not need to have an American accent You could have had your accent Your accent is sexy Stop trying to do an American accent It's about to piss me on Doc So like It sounds a little bit like Jeremy

Fragrance Obsessed with it I am utterly and horribly obsessed with it when y'all watched Game of Thrones Who was your man? Some of y'all liked the sister fucker Jamie And then there were

Rob Star girls And then there were John Snow girls And then there were the hound girls Okay And for the real freakos The Night King Okay? The Night Kingos

For all you freak weirdos Out there Sick freak We need to start bringing that back If someone leaves like a hate comment hate from Australia. The way to respond to that is, I just lost my train of thought.

That's actually really crazy. And that's so annoying. What the fuck? I'm going to lose my mind listening back to this. I could not tell you for the life of me what I was just talking about. Let me try to remember. Game of Thrones.

A Night King girl. Oh, I was saying we need to bring back calling people. freak weirdos or sex freaks or you're a crazy freak that's so good okay backtrack backtrack game of thrones backtrack i'm i'm walking back through my mind i'm shimmying back through the little hidden corridor in my mind and my mind's eye game of thrones john snow i was a john snow girl down. Kit Harrington down. And he's buff now. He's got these big arms and his hair is short and he's still got his beard. I love Kid Harrington. I love Kid Harrington. I love Kid Harrington. I always have. I also watched that kind of bad TV show he was in after that. It was also like medieval themed. And I think it was him and some other game of

Thrones alumnus, if you will. And I watched it and he was so sexy in it, but the plot was so boring. I don't remember what it was called. I also need to watch The Witcher. Henry Cavill, I love Henry Cavill. If it's a Henry Cavill of a edit, if it's a Vin-Vevalv edit, my fucking vampire, God, we will want to suck your blood. Like, why do you do that?

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Those aren't cute. They're kind of fucking scary, actually. Okay, here are the Seven Deadly Sins. Say them with me. If you know them, sing along, if you know it. Smoke them if you got them. Lust. Glutney. Greed. Sloth.

Wrath. Envy. Pride. Okay. Lust. Check. Glutney. Check.

Greed. Check. Sloth. Check. Wrath. Yeah. Rath. Check.

Envy. Yeah. Check. Pride. Check. We're seven for seven, team. All right. What did you guys get on the seven deadly sense?

test. Did you guys pass? You have to have five or above to still be allowed in Brozky Nation. But to join the Broke Nation Coventry, which let me see if I know what Coventry means. Coventry. That's actually going to be a city in England. Coventry definition. Yes, what does Coventry mean? The state of being banished or ostracized excluded from society by general consent. Banishment. Austricism. I've always heard of the Coventry. That is just crazy, y'all. I feel so lucky to not have had to learn English as a second language

because I would have fucking given up. English is so difficult and there's so many double meanings and there's so many different definitions and ways to say things. And especially with verbs, like it can mean 400 different things. I feel so like, oh my God, if I had to take English as a second language, I would be like, fuck this shit. I'm learning, like, even German sounds easier than English.

Okay, seven deadly sins. Let's read about them in detail. Seven deadly sins. Oh, God. All right, our options are Britannica, Wikipedia, simply catholic.com, or BibleInfo.com. Let's go to BibleInfo.com. Lust.

Let's go through it, guys. Bible study begins now. Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo. Bro Ski Nation Bible Study! Broke Nation Bible Study! Okay, guys, Brosky Nation Bible Study begins in the mess hall in 30 minutes. Thank you. I used to love Bible study because no one would fucking talk.

I'd be the only one talking, and the Bible study leader would be like, right, right, no, you are so right. I love attention. I used to love Bible study because guess what? I love attention. And every opportunity when you're in a group is an opportunity to perform to try out some new

some new data. To try out some new data. Stop the count. Stop the count. Check her emails. Crooked Hillary. Crooked Hillary. We call her 90 degree angle hood, Hillary.

Lust. Lust is a strong passion or longing, especially for sexual desires. Ding, ding, ding! The Bible speaks about lust in 2 Timothy 222. Angel numbers. Flee also youthful lusts, but pursue righteousness, faith, love, and peace. The Bible also mentions lust in the following verses. Job 31-1, Matthew, Philippians, James, Peter and John.

Chastity or self-control cures lust by controlling passion and leveraging that energy for the good of others. Okay, here's the summary, TLDR on lust. You need to not jerk it because that energy that you have pent up, that sort of like nut that you have in the balls,

that's supposed to be spewed onto others via goodness. So you're supposed to blueball yourself and then ejaculate goodness on others. That's lost. Let's move on to gluttony. Glutney is an excessive and ongoing eating of food or drink. Check. Okay.

Where am I eating disorder girls at? We're in the back. Get it hopped upon it. Hey, get it jump upon it. First Corinthians 1031 says, Therefore, whether you eat or drink, or whatever you do. do all to the glory of God.

Additional Bible references for those that care include Psalm 78. Philippians, Proverbs, Proverbs, and 1 Corinthians. Temperance cures gluttony by implanting the desire to be healthy, therefore making one fit to serve others. Okay? So after you've busted on everyone, you're going to go ahead and prepare a buffet. You're going to prepare a Vegas hotel style buffet for the people that you splooge kindness on. Okay. Step three.

Greed. Greed is an excessive pursuit of material goods. Tick, jack shop. Me with the Chimoy Pickle Kit. Greed is an excessive pursuit of material goods. Me with my T-Mew, desintegrating bathing suit. and my Chimoi Pickle kit, Red 40 Pickle. Okay, we're three for three right now

with lust, gluttony, and greed. The Bible says the following in Hebrews 13.5. Let your conduct be without covetedness. Be content with such things as you have. For he himself, capitals, have said, I will never leave you nor forsake you. Okay. So the lesson here is

charity cures greed by putting the desire to help others above storing up treasure for oneself. Desire to help others above storing up treasure for oneself. Okay? Consider this. I'm dragon born. Consider this. My race, my species are those of the dragon. I don't operate on normal human clocks and timescales, okay? I covet and hoard treasure on top of my little gold coin pile, okay, with jewels and diamonds. And I'm one of those funny cartoon dragons that has one of those, the glass eye things that jewel inspectors have. You know, I'm talking about where they put it in their eye and they have a big white mustache and they look at it and they're like, that's a 14 carat, darling. They should buy a night on the town.

You know those guys? and they always have aprons on, jewelers, like just a jeweler. Above storing of treasure. Oh, I'm the cartoon dragon! Yes! I was! I'm like the cartoon dragon,

because I'm dragon-born, of me sitting on top of a comedically large pile of gold and jewels and treasures, and I've got one of those diamond jewel inspectors, and I'm looking at all my diamonds like that, and my nails are painted, and I'm purple, and I have a yellow belly. Okay, I'm a purple dragon with a yellow belly.

Like, Spiro! Oh my God, I look! I look like Spiro! I look just like Spiro! This is the new Spiro. Where's the old one? Yeah, he's really little. Death him.

He's dying. This is like the collegiate one. Yeah, he's my Spiro. I used to have Spiro on my Game Boy. Spiro's adorable. That's what I look like as a dragon. Okay? I'm not one of those like fourth wing Game of Thrones, like,

actual dragons with like four legs and wings and like all the spikes on their head. Like I'm, I'm this fool. This is what I look like, okay? When I say I'm dragon born, I have little puss wings. And you go to the dragon doctor or you play on the dragon wee and it says that you're obese. It says you have a BMI of 1,000. You have a BMI of 15,000. That's what the Wii Sport told us.

Okay, back to the seven deadly sins. Greed, check. Sloth. Sloth is an excessive laziness or the failure to act and utilize one's talents. What if you don't have talents? What if you don't necessarily have talents? Sloth is an excessive laziness or the failure to act and utilize one's talents. Solomon spoke of sloth and Proverbs 66 saying,

Go to the ant, you sluggard. We're throwing slurs. We're throwing slurs around here on number four. We've landed at number four, sloth, in this beautiful list of all the seven deadly sins. This is actually going to be, Go to the ant, you sluggard. S-L-U-G-A-R-D, sluggard.

That is just horrible. Oh my god, if someone called me a sluggard, I'd be suicidal. That is about the meanest thing I think of. That's mean. Y'all, that's mean. Sluggard? Go to the ant fluggard. Consider her ways and be wise.

And then they throw a live slug on my face. Looking in my face. Diligence. Okay, here's the lesson. Diligence or zeal cures slothfulness. by placing the interest of others above a life of ease and relaxation. But here's my whole thing. I want a life of ease and relaxation.

Why would you purposefully deny yourself that? That has always been my biggest qualm with any form of, like, self-flagellating or self-minimizing religions. Because it's like, what, dude? like what why would i deny myself the some of the only pathways of joy you know like ease and relaxation hell yeah why would i be like i don't deserve that everyone deserves that and like good food and fucking that's crazy diligence or zelle cures slothfulness by placing the interest of others above a life of ease and relaxation. Why?

Why is there something to cure? That just kills me. I don't get it. Wrath. Here's number five. Rath. The Bible speaks about wrath in Romans 1219. Beloved, never avenge yourselves,

but leave it to the wrath of God. For it is written, vengeance is mine. I will repay, says the Lord. The Bible is so damn dramatic. I feel like I'm reading a damn Greek mythology story. I'm reading damn Percy Jackson. Not the damn Bible. For me.

Romans 1219. Roman Roy 1219. Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God. For it is written, vengeance is mine. I will repay, says the Lord. Who is the Lord going to smite? I'll be honest, I didn't finish the Bible.

It's on my DNF. It's on my do not finish. Okay? Did not finish the Bible. Lost interests. No enemies to lovers, okay? Adam and Eve never make up. Patience cures wrath by one first understanding the needs and desires of others before acting or speaking.

Patience cures wrath. wrath. That's actually a good point, actually. I do like this one. This one I actually agree with. Patience cures wrath in a conversation or towards another person by one first understanding the needs and desires of others. Because life is just one big Drake and Josh episode of classic miscommunication trope. You know, like a piss-poor game of telephone. Canonically. And episodically speaking, you know? Classic Drake and Josh or Icarly or anything is just a silly miscommunication that ends up blowing up into its snowballs into absurdity. Okay, that was the Nickelodeon sort of mold for the Play-Doh that was Dan Schneider Productions, okay?

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envy is the intense desire to have an item that someone else possesses. The Bible says the following in Proverbs 1430. A sound heart is life to the body, but envy is rottenness to the bones. That's a good one too. A sound heart is life to the body, but envy, envy, my boy, is rottenness to its bones. Ruralton is to its very boots. I could narrate an audiobook. I can narrate an audio book with an entire cast of characters,

and I can come up with a different voice for each one. Other biblical texts which mention envy, for all those out there interested and curious, with an open heart, for all those Brosky Nation members out there with an open heart, this one's for you. Other biblical texts which mention envy include Job 5-2, Psalm, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Galatians, and James. I believe I know how to pronounce all those.

Kindness. Here's the cure. Kindness cures envy. By placing the desire to help others, we're kind of getting repetitive at this point, okay? We fucking understand. We get it.

Jesus. The desire to jerk off kindness on others is actually going to be the cure. Kindness cures envy by placing the desire to help others above the need to supersede them. Love that. Absolutely adore that.

Other people are not your competition. What is that Rosalia line? Rosalia, is it Saoko? A cada copy of what is. You give your bendition. And I don't want to compete. That's it. See, no comparison.

Okay, so in that, that's in Motomami. Is it? Yeah, it is. That's Motomami, the song. With the cadena out of the Pyeh, The Devil of the

Corazon and you not crea sweet your bonbon of liquor. Boom, boom,

Pum, Pum. Okay, Motomami. Okay, here it is. To every copy

that you see, to give your benition. For each copy you see, for every

carbon copy of like your archety type of woman that you see, you give them your blessing because they can't compete where they can't compare, right? Now, this mentality is kind of damaging because they can't compete or they can't compare. That's kind of doing a superseding rivalry, like hierarchy thing, right? Which we're not trying to do. We are trying to say there is no ranking, okay? I don't

compete if no comparation. Can't compete where you don't compare because it's not a competition. It's not a competition.

Why are we comparing and competing anyway? You know what I mean? Just because another flower is beautiful does not mean

your flower is not beautiful too. Different strokes for different folks. Stroke is crazy when it comes to fan fiction writing.

Like his stroke. That's crazy. That's so visceral. His stroke. The stroke of his member? What am I a med student? The gentle caress and stroke of his member? That's what we're really doing? That's...

We can do better than that. We can do better than member. I feel like I'm like... Almost said something I couldn't. Con la cadena up to the foot the diabble the of the

heart don't you think that sweet your bonbon jen

of my psal my tatami hit a tsunami oh okay

motomami fin alor origami crudal lo chimi my motomami motomami

motomami motomami motomami motomami motomami okay the seventh deadly

sin hurrah hurrah we made it to the end of the episode. Hurrah, Army strong, Army strong. Thank you for your service. Thank you for your service.

Me to all the little mini-mees in my brain. Thank you for your service. Purple Heart. Purple Heart. You get a purple heart. Okay? We made it to the end of the Seven Deadly Sins fucking seven hour long bit.

I have been talking and screaming about the seven deadly sins for like what feels like 16 weeks at this point. Thank you so much for you, thank you much for you, thank you much for you, thank you very, thank you.

Service to the realm. Service to the Dragonborn. Nos Faulta uno. Can anyone remember the final seventh deadly sin? What have we not covered? Say it on three, if you can guess it. One, two, three.

Pride. Yeah, for all you gay people. By the way, gay people not allowed Broski Nation anymore. Better luck next year, okay? Better luck. next year. Way, way too many Trixie Cosmetics pop-up shops were happening. We had got to shut that shit down.

That is bad for my economy. Pride is an excessive view of one's self without regard for others. Okay? Now, the Bible says the following in Jeremiah 923 through 24. Jeremiah says, Let not the mighty man boast of his might but let him who boasts

boast of this that he understands and knows me. Okay, we're almost there team. So let him boast of how much he fucking loves this dude, how much he loves the J.C. Pride is also mentioned

in the following verses Proverbs 813, Proverbs 16, 18, you guys know these. I don't have to keep drilling them into your head. Romans, Corinthians, Galatians, and James. Humility! The solution, humility, cures pride. By removing one's ego and boastfulness, therefore allowing the attitude of service.

Let Christ be the corner service station of your heart. Let Christ be the 7-Eleven service station of your heart. heart, the Buckees of your heart. If you'll just approve the funding, if you'll just approve that Christ-like funding of the Bucky's construction in your heart, and the Buckees construction in the parking lot of your heart, open your curiosity to it, okay? Service to others. Put others above yourself. I agree with that. I definitely agree with that. Now, I think they could have switched up the plot here with the seven deadly sins. I think, you know, some of them could have been like not about others. It could have been like, and then the dogs, you have to let him sleep in bed

with you. And the animals must always have a warm fire to sleep in front of when the windows get foggy and their little noses turn wet and cold. That should have been the eight deadly sin. is leaving a puppy outside in the snow. Pride, envy, wrath, sloth, greed, gluttony, and lust. All right, guys, let's get started on the Hulu series. Who's going to take the seven deadly sins and cast them into a season of Big Brother? And then make it an animated movie.

Who's going to do that? Like what Disney did with Inside Out, but this one's the Seven Deadly Sins. Imagine how funny that would be. If any studios want to make that, hit me up. That's my idea. Go ahead and my emails and my bio. You can reach out to me on Instagram or TikTok.

You know, I'm really down to sort of workshop that with people. We could get some S-tier voice acting in the cast. I would be willing to work. I'd be willing to do some of the voices, of course. But there would be others that, you know, in some way or shape or form, I need Sebastian Stan to be on the voice acting cast. I also need hosier, of course, my boyfriend, Andrew, to be on the soundtrack for the TV show, you know,

because sometimes TV shows can have good soundtracks. The Narcos soundtrack? Get into that. Oh, laundry's done. The laundry is done, everyone. So when we cast The Seven Deadly Sins animated feature short film, and I'm co-stars with Sebastian Stan for some reason. He just fits one of the descriptions.

Then we'll do a premiere. You know, we'll do a big premiere at the Brookesky Nation. shouldn't drive in theater. And we're only serving gluten-free buns on our burgers now because guess what? I can't have gluten. You guys can't have gluten. Okay? If I can't win, no one wins. If I'm not eating good,

no one's eating good. That's kind of how the rule goes. It's the golden rule, but the opposite. Okay? I treat you how I get treated. Right? What the fuck is a Celtic knot? Eternal love. Boring! In terms of meaning, the Celtic knot is a symbol of eternal love,

representing the connection between two people and the love and loyalty that binds them together. Okay. It also represents the interconnectedness of all living things and the continuity of life. I just started thinking about me myself yesterday, which is the ouroboros. It's the orobores, which is the snake eating itself. I don't know if you all have ever seen this symbol before. It's the snake eating itself. And it represents how time cannibalizes itself and, you know, we are or who we are and all that.

It's also the ending and beginning of time, I think. Let's see if I was right. The aurobores has many meanings, including eternity, the cycle of birth and death, eternal cyclical renewal. I love that. The transmigration of souls, the unity of opposites, self-reflection and self-transcendence, and infinity. The auroboros has been used across many cultures including Norse mythology and Christianity. Yeah, so the oroboros is the snake devouring itself. I've always thought of it as like a

rebirth sort of thing. Someone just put this photo and put the big bold Instagram meme caption text on it and said, why is it eat itself? Is it stupid? I kept seeing other, I kept seeing memes that just said, is it stupid? And they put the bow on it. it, the little coquette raccoon bow. Is it stupid? It just made me laugh for some reason. I don't know. I've got this poster over here. I keep looking at it's Andor and Diego Luna's face is really big at the top and I look over and I always think because I'm fucking high. I look over and I think that it's a man in my room and it's just Diego Luna. Yeah, just Diego Luna. And what's his name for Mama Mia? The one from Mama Mia who had the eyes on his knees. That ass over Eyes on the knees

Stupid Yeah, he's the one that Bill Or is that his real name Bill Scars Guard No, he's still in Scarsguard Who the fuck Had eyes on their knees?

Mama Mamma me There I go again Mamma Mia Eyes on knees Yeah Bill Anderson I am so smart. Bill Anderson.

What's isn't it? Pierce Brosons. I did not know Pierce Broson was Irish, by the way. To build on what I was talking about in the last episode, I need an Irishman more than I need air of water. It's been a week and I still literally think about Irishman every single day. And now Paul Muscal's chicken shop date just came out. And it's so funny. And he's so charming.

And Amelia is a fucking God warrior because I don't know how she sits through these interviews with these men and like hold her own. I don't know how she does it. She's literally a god warrior. Like to sit there and flirt with Paul Meskel. Meskel. Okay? I can pronounce Sersha, right, okay?

And look at how it's spelled. Sersha. I know what I'm talking about. Okay? Andrew Scott and Paul Mascol. I need to see that movie. I think where they're kissing on each other, they're kissing and licking and rubbing on each other.

I need to check that shit out. I need to check that shit out. That shit's made for people like me That media is made to be consumed by people like me Okay Mamma Mia Mamma Mia

Where was the second one? Filmed The Island of Vise Not real That's actually not real Oh it's in Croatia It is real I was like oh they made up an island

For the thing Oh no it's really real. Mama Mia, here we go again, was filmed across a number of stunning regions including Croatia, Bordeaux, Stockholm, Oxford, and Hampton. The majority of scenes were shot on the Croatian island of Vise,

which boasts its own unique charm with sandy beaches and white limestone cliffs. That is gorgeous. That tower above crystal clear waters. My friends have started saying this. Oh, that's real pretty. I feel like, what do you think it is? Do you think? Or if something's really ugly,

you know, that's real pretty. Oh, that's real pretty. That's a good one. Also, Nashville Cash and I face time sometimes, and he started doing this thing to me, and I was like, that's so good, I'm going to steal it. I'll be talking, I'll be doing something, and he'll do this. So I'll describe what I just did for the audio listeners.

I'll be halfway through talking about something, like, going really fast, and he'll put his finger to his lip, like, to be quiet, like, shh. And then he'll start kind of, like, tracing his jawline, like he's admiring his own jawline in the mirror. I think that is so fucking funny. I don't know. Maybe I didn't describe it well enough. But if you're like, I know right, and then I told her, and then someone just goes,

shh. That starts, I just like, that's so funny. Like, oh, why are we being quiet? It's just for a hurry. Uh-huh. A hundred percent, absolutely. I'm addicted to it, y'all. Okay, I'm going to go ahead and wrap this episode up because I don't, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know and I'm damn sorry. Okay? I'll tell you what. That is bloody lovely. That is really? That's me for real. That's me as fuck, dude.

That is bloody lovely. Okay, subscribe to the Broisky Report, channel, rate me five stars on anything. If you're feeling Christian in this moment, I am so sorry for whatever the fuck this episode was. It was not coherent. Just babbling like a child. Just babbling.

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