The Broski Report with Brittany Broski - 46: Men Could Never Understand Lana del Rey

Episode Date: April 23, 2024

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This is the Brozky Report with your host, Brittany Brozky. Hello to all and to all a hello. It is a beautiful Tuesday this morning here in Brosky Nation. 61, a little cloudy, okay? We're going to make the best of what today has to offer. Plentiful, bountiful blessings to each and every member of Broski Nation. Like I said, Bro Ski Nation, the ties are shifting, okay? It's an election year.

Vote for me, if you can. I think I'm the only one on the ballot. Say, oh, one more time. I'm now hyper aware of this, and I've been sucked into the vortex of TikTok, like the people who are speech, I guess speech therapists, people who specialize in corporate events,

teaching people how, okay, is there a buggin on me? Oh, they're just under my skin. You guys ever pick real good? You guys pick your ingrones? Come on. Don't, I don't want anyone in the car or just to be like, you don't pick your ingrones?

Whatever, dude. I'm sick of being the only, like, freak nasty woman who's willing to be gross. I pick my ingrots, and guess what? I'll like it. Every time you pop a little ingrown, like on your leg or wherever, and it comes out all clean and, nice. Hey, that's like, that's equivalent to like climaxing, I think. The equivalent to sexual

climax and getting an ingrown real good. How about when you get a chin hair real good? All right, whatever. What was I talking about? Oh, the people on TikTok who were like, I'm a professional speech consultant for corporate America and here are my top five tips for how to give a good speech. And I'm like, damn, I got to listen to this. I got a nation to address. I was a comm major. There's still, never stop learning. Never stop learning. You are a student of life constantly.

There are always things to learn. There are always things you can improve. And it does not behoove you to have an ego and to double down and be dogmatic in something that, you know, could be changed. And give yourself grace, guys. I posted this meme on my Instagram that says, Damn, bro, did you seriously just do your best

with the information that you had available to you at the time? And if that ain't the fucking truth, I mean, seriously, you know what I mean? We're all just monkeys with computers. And that's actually so true. I'm a monkey that my computer has shit smeared all over this screen. I'm a monkey with one of those child case iPads, like the really rubbery one so they don't like knock

their temple on it or like knock out a tooth or whatever. Also, you can grip it real good. I'm a monkey with an iPad. Shit, all over it. Okay? I'm picking my butt. And I'm eating strawberries. I'm eating strawberries with one finger in my butt.

And then when I take it out of my butt, I'm touching the screen. You want to know my new obsession? This isn't even a paid promo. It's this app that fucking, they always get me. It's a game. It's a mobile game.

And oh my God, if you are listening to this, please sponsor me because I have spent upwards. Okay, maybe this is an intervention. There is a game called Cake Sort. It's just a sorting game. It makes my brain vibrate like... It makes my brain vibrate like an atom. Do Adams vibrate? Does Adam Driver vibrate?

Do Adams vibrate? Vibranium. Atoms are made up of protons, electrons, and Jimmy neutrons. Electrons revolve around the protons covering most of the space of the atom. Yeah, bro, I know all this. Since the electrons are in constant motion, that's honestly such a flex. Reading this. Yeah, okay, I know this.

Moving on. Since the electrons are in constant motion, they cause atomic vibration. Even at absolute zero temperature, the electrons keep moving. And hints an atom vibrates always. Do you know how high level that joke I just made was? It makes my brain vibrate like an atom. I am a student of physics. I could teach a physics class.

How fast does an atom vibrate? Oh, and of course, everyone here knows that the typical vibrational frequencies range from less than 10 to the 13th power hertz to approximately 10 to the 14th power hertz. Duh. And I'm just now realizing that Hertz is the name of a battery company

because of that. Classes in session. Get up. What does Hertz mean? What does Hertz mean? Hertz is a unit of frequency equivalent to one event per second. What? One event.

The Hertz is an SI-derived unit whose expression in terms of SI-based units is S to the negative one. Fuck y'all. I'm serious, what are you talking about? This was my, I hated this shit in calculus, in physics, you have me, okay? Talking about, okay, we're doing electrical currents, this is positive, this is negative, it flows this way, what happens if you change it to this?

Okay, obviously it goes that way. Then you start introducing this bullshit. You introduce Klingon into the fucking equation, and now I have a gun. I brought a gun to my physics class because your ass is speaking Klingon. Does Hertz mean speed? Clock speed is measured by how many ticks per second the clock makes.

The unit of measurement called a Hertz, which is technically one cycle per second, is used to measure clock speed. Okay, clock speed, that's just going to be de seconds onto iPhone clock, bro. I don't know what Hertz is. So Hertz could be anything. What does Hertz measure? The rate at which current changes, wait, frequency is the rate at which current changes direction per second. Any current?

So if it's a wave and it's, I thought that was, I thought that was, it is measured in hertz, an international unit of measure where one hertz is equal to one cycle. So it could be hertz of anything. Energy, electricity,

I guess electricity is energy. Oh my God. I know I probably don't have a lot of, um, now see, okay, physician and physicist, two completely separate academic,

studies, okay? I probably don't have that many physicists. Follow me. But if there is the oddball physicist who is a consumer of, you know, the Brozky report, go ahead and shoot me a DM because, hey, I've got some questions. I'm trying to figure this shit out, okay? If we put our heads together, me and some of the physicists and Broski Nation, we could really get some shit figured out. I'm serious. Climate change. Me and a physicist alone in a room for 30 minutes. and a physicist seven minutes in heaven. Hey, leave me seven minutes in heaven in a closet with a physicist.

We're coming out, climate change is fixed. Oh, I'm a monkey with an iPad. Yeah, so I'm, there's shit all over the iPad and on it. Oh, my God, cake sort. Cake sort is this game I've been obsessed with, and I am going to really bear my soul to all here for a second. And I think that, like, if I get comments that are like, we should really talk about this in a serious way,

because this behavior is concerning, I would understand, and I'm opening myself up to said criticism, only for this. If you criticize me about anything else, I will actually delete everything. I'll delete all my accounts, okay? On cake sort, I have spent upwards of, and this is a gross estimation, okay?

$150 of my own money. I do not have a sponsorship with this game. I am not affiliated with this game in any way, other than the fact that it has targeted and nuked a receptor in my brain that brings me pleasure, similar to that of, like I said, a vibrational orgasm, you know, an orgasm. A vibrational orgasm, what does that mean? It's an orgasm of the brain. Now, in the last episode, or maybe two episodes ago, we talked about how your brain has a foreskin.

Mine is circumcised. Okay, that kind of goes without saying it's why my forehead is so big. I have a problem. Now that the tip, my tip is exposed. My brain tip. I'm more susceptible than most to con jobs, fishing scams. I have an issue.

So when I got this ad for this fucking game, I was like, oh, that looks pretty. Downloaded the game. Way too many ads. Johnny, oh my God, I hate that shit. You want me to play your game? I'm playing the game. Get the ads out of my face.

I get it. it dude i get it ads make the world go round not on my christian game cake sort i sometimes at night take a multivitamin multivitaminal uh edible okay gummy multivitamin a t hc gummy upwards of 15 milligrams of t hc i put on uh rainy ambience i put on some relaxing classical music on my Google. I've got my ambient lighting and I'm tearing up cake sort on my iPhone. iPhone plugged into the charger. Okay, rain sounds. Beethoven. Bach. Schubert. Johan Schubert. Isn't that his name? Oh no, Johann is Brahms. Franz Schubert. Yon don't know shit about the Rosette Collection. Schubert, Symphony No. 8, Symphony No. 9, London Symphony Orchestra, Vienna

Philharmonic, Joseph Clipps. I love Schubert, bro Frederick Frederick Schopen France Franz Schubert Ludwig von Beethoven

Damn, these Germans were going psycho on it Crazy Beethoven Nationality You want to Should we make bets I guess I'm into

I'm into betting now Because I play Kakesort I've spent over 100 fucking dollars on this game I told my bestie Taylor that and she was like, you have a problem. Guess what she downloaded two days later?

Cake sort. These haters, these haters the calls coming from inside the house. Ludwig von Beethoven was a German composer and pianist. He was a penis, bro. Ew! Ludwig von Pienist was a German

compisor and penis. Who, what? Ew! He's one of the most revered figures in the history of Western music. Sorry, Beethoven. Sorry, I made a penis joke on your name. Shubat.

Nationality. I can almost promise you it's going to be German. Austrian. You know what? Keep on your toes. Keep on the sunny side of life. And if you guys don't know that album, that is actually going to be the O'Brother

where art thou soundtrack, which I think I've talked about in an extensive detail on this podcast. And if I haven't, allow me to get into it right now. The O'Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack, opened my heart to Bluegrass.

It opened my heart to honestly, on my dad's side, I've got a bunch of people who live in the Tennessee Mountains. Real rednecks, I mean, if you really think about it. And on my mom's side, they're all Texans, all over the state of Texans, Texas, going back to like Irish immigrants.

They settled in Texas. and I have always felt connected to, you know, like mountain bluegrass and folk music like that, like traditional bluegrass. And I always wondered why. Because when I was in, this was probably freshman year at high school, I watched that movie for the first time and I listened to the soundtrack and I was like, now what is this? What is, has anyone like explored what this could be? Guys, this bluegrass shit, that new sound you're looking for, yeah, you're going to want to hear this. And it's just Ralph Stanley.

It's just Allison Krauss. Bluegrass joke. That album really, really changed my life. I started because obviously when it's a motion picture soundtrack like that, you're compiling a lot of really famous musicians in that genre to come together for a project that fits the, it's the sound. track of the movie, so it fits the aesthetic. It helps tell the story. And that's how I discovered Ralph Stanley. And that's how I discovered Erlund Scruggs or, uh, Flats and Scruggs, Allison Krause, Bill Monroe, all these really incredible, iconic, groundbreaking, you know, like, like really some of the most famous bluegrass musicians. And let me pull it up. Oh, brother, where art thou?

And if you don't know about this story This is a retelling of The Iliad or The Odyssey Which one is it? Oh brother, where art thou? The Odyssey It's set in What is this?

20s, 30s, 40s In what state? God, I haven't seen it in so long Because I only listen to the soundtrack. Its story is a modern satire Which, while incorporating social features of the American South, is loosely based on Homer's epic

Greek poem The Odyssey. Some examples of this include Sirens, a cyclops, and the main character's name Ulysses, which is the Roman name for Odysseus. It's set in 1930s, Mississippi. That's right. The movie follows the journey of three chain gang convicts who escape and embark on a quest to recover hidden treasure. It's so fucking good. Hi, everyone. This is Mariah Rose, co-host a full circle and the creator behind Hoops for Hotties. Whenever I'm headed out to a workout first thing in the morning or getting ready to yab about sports with the girls, I'm drinking Gatorade lower sugar. Whether I'm tired, out of breath, or dehydrated after a hot yoga class,

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We've got the White. Gillian Welch and Allison Kraus. Oh my God. I forgot they had Emmylou Harris on them. Emily Lou Harris, Allison Krause, Gillian Welch and they sing Didn't Leave Nobody But the Baby Didn't leave nobody but the baby

Go to sleep, pretty baby Go to sleep pretty babe So good I am weary, let me rest Song Makes Me Cry In the jailhouse now Sagi Bottom Boys, of course, oh death I mean these are all so good

Angel band Some of my favorite Ralph Stanley songs and this is weird as of recently because I was going to get into my songs I've been bumping lately and it's all over the fucking place but I've really been back into bluegrass which I don't know where that came from

because sometimes my music will shuffle and it'll play songs that I liked like maybe six, seven years ago and I'm like god damn because one of Ralph Stanley's songs came on shuffle the other day which was at the top of the stairs what's that song called? Room at the top of the stairs

I love that song. There is another song called Where to go? Leaning on the Everlasting Arms. These are all gospel songs. I mean, there are mountain church bluegrass gospel songs that I mean, obviously, y'all know how I feel about religion

and about my whole journey with Christianity, but there is this sort of yearning nostalgia for the community and comfort that church provides. The fellowship, and I know that's an overused and kind of bastardized term, but like the fellowship of the church and having people that,

while we view it as something that's a little invasive maybe, but having people know about the struggles that you're going through in your life, whether that's a medical struggle or a relationship struggle or anything, you know, something with your children,

and your marriage. In today's times, you know, it's like, that's my business. Everyone's in my business. Like, they don't need to know anything. And at the same time, we overshare on social media. But there is an innocence to, you know, the fellowship of being in a church of, if you are going through a struggle, having people there who care to the point where they're willing to pray for you.

You know, they're taking time out of their day to pray that your life gets better. when you strip it back and think about religion and Christianity as what it is intended to be in its most pure form, you know, I do, I've experienced that and I miss it sometimes, but not enough to go back. I mean, there's so many, I have so many qualms with the church that it's just sort of, I'll figure it out on my own. And I went on Theo Vaughn's podcast, and we talked about this a little bit at the very end where I asked him about his relationship with religion. and he said, you know, he's, he is spiritual and he does pray and the world is too much for him sometimes and it's a heavy weight on his shoulders and praying helps alleviate that. I completely understand that.

Oh my God, I completely understand that. And that is one risk of when you leave the church and you think, you know, maybe it's an ego thing. Maybe it's just rejecting religion as a concept. But it's this, your test. taking on, I can deal with this better than some, you know, arguably make-believe figure can. Because is that a level of delusion that I think someone or something is taking that burden off my shoulders? That's not real for me. You know, I think that that's a little bit of a, it's scapegoating.

It's, I don't want to deal with this and I don't want to worry about it anymore, so I'm just going to put it on someone else. And I know that's kind of the whole fucking point of Christianity is, you know, the story of he died for your sin so you don't have to sort of thing. But at the same time, it just doesn't sit right with me that, you know, just because I'm choosing not to worry about this thing anymore, it doesn't mean that I shouldn't or that that thing doesn't exist anymore. It's casting off the anxiety and the stress of dealing with that thing or coming to terms with that thing. And there is a piece that comes. with admitting that it's out of your control. And it's a weird thing in my life that I deal with where I just need to have control and you're told that you should be doing more and you should have more control about it. And it's like, I don't, though.

I'm just a woman. You know, I'm just one person. And I sometimes I do, I've said it before, you know, I indie the faithful. especially coming from a place of previously held faith. And so it's a strange thing for me, I mean, to go back to listening to Bluegrass, that I have such, whether I want to admit it or not, an emotional attachment to. I have an emotional attachment to gospel music, which it's hard not to.

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gospel music. Open my heart by Yolanda Adams. I think that there's a comfort there where I can still listen to bluegrass and a feeling washes over me almost of, of, it's going to be okay. You know, you can cast all your doubts and worries onto this thing, but I don't really know where I sit with it now. And I'm constantly, you know, I'm not going to have a definitive statement on it because things are ever changing. But it's such just a wishy-washy, you know, I can't find my My feet can't find stable ground sort of thing where I miss the fellowship of the church, but I don't miss the judgment and the condescension and the shame that comes with being a part of the church. And a lot, I think a lot of modern pastors and preachers have lost their fucking way. Oh my God, they've lost their way.

And digital, you know, it's not even televangelism anymore. It's like social media evangelism. It's so weird how there's a new resurgence. There's a lot happening in the world right now where I understand a lot of people are turning to religion because they feel so lost and helpless and powerless. And you need a community. We always talk about the loss of third spaces and the loss of a communal sort of meeting ground where people can just go to meet each other and hang out and without the assumption or. you know, without having to spend money. And church is that for a lot of people.

And I would never want to take away from how important that is, but I always feel the need to highlight that it can be damaging. Some of these churches and these pastors that have lost their way and just are preaching shit, you have the ear of very vulnerable people and you have the ear of the youth. and the youth gets on social media and will spread that message and sometimes it's not a good message.

It's very, very you know, anyway, so I've been listening to a lot of Bluegrass Lightland and all that's kind of swirling around in my head because, God, I love the music. I just love... And also they don't... I feel the need to point out

something with Bluegrass music and a lot of folk music in general. The skill level do you know how fast bluegrass goes and how fast your fingers got to move on that banjo and on the guitars and the mandolin and all these things that's like oh my god and the fiddle players

it's such a skill and a lot of the super famous bluegrass players are not academically taught you know these aren't people who are coming out of a music college or anything it's fucking that's like god-given talent or it's just they have the ear for it it's almost this savant level of you hear it you pick it up and you just keep

honing the skill and then you play with other people who are like and it's just it's a beautiful I love watching billy strings play and uh you know he's keeping it alive I love what billy strings does but yeah Yolanda Adams uh there's this TV show that's been on for like 19 seasons or something like that that is a gospel American idol you all know about this I think it's on BET what's it called Sunday best and I wanted to watch it and I couldn't find

a way to because you have to it's one of those of like you have to it's on Amazon Prime but you have to have a subscription through Paramount Penis Plus and you have to actually

oh you don't have Max HB a Disney influenza box you don't have To Be oh you don't have people oh if you don't have people premium you cannot watch this I'm so sorry

maybe try investing in people BOO Premium. Like girl. Oh, well, hell, this is a 10 hour, 10 hour live stream, Sunday Best Performances Live stream. It's on YouTube. All right, I'll be watching that tonight. That's crazy. Anyway, let's get into the other, my other songs of the week. Let's sort of nip at the butt right now. Oh my God. Okay, where do I start? First of all, I've been bumping R&'s album like, like they are taking Spotify out of my cold dead hands. I've been streaming that shit, not even like, oh, let's get Ariana streams up.

It's like, I did not realize I needed it so much. Eternal Sunshine and Deeper Well by Casey. Of course. Can I be vulnerable for a second? I have spent the last four or five, six years of my life since the social media shit happened. of focusing on, you know, what, what am I doing? And what does all this mean?

And what does it mean to go from being a quote unquote normal person, going to school, graduating, getting a shitty job, being miserable, you know, to this, to where I get to do this for a living, which seems so silly. It's so silly, but it's so important to so many people. And it's such a blessing. And it's it's a privilege to get to do this. You know, and I'm, I'm constantly just in this state of all that I even, people, first of all, want to tune in. And second of all, that it's something that is a prolonged career, like that this is a real career that is

important, but also a perfect balance of like silly, but you know what I'm trying to say. Anyway. I've been going through this mental change for the last four or five years. And then all that also mixed up with the pandemic and limited physical interactions with people, you know, for two years. And also living in L.A. It was just the constant back and forth. The politics of living in L.A. during the pandemic were crazy. Having lived through all that and being where I am now and I'm always on here talking about, you know, it's a constant. half joke of just yearning, open unabashed yearning, from the pit of my gooch, up to the top of my brain's tip, yearning, just like pride and prejudice level yearning.

Always from when I wake to when I sleep and in between. And also, I've been through situationships before, overall this time of like every single time, like I open myself up. I opened the metaphorical ribcage up and reveal my timid beating heart. And on it is like an olive branch. And out of it grows a honeysuckle bud. And there's a dove.

I've opened up my rib cage. And it's just the most vulnerable raw parts of me to every man I've ever talked to in a romantic, intimate way. and I've just been, you know, I've barely closed my rib cage in time before they could really, really hurt me. But there's damage. And I think that having done that so many times of like, okay, I'm ready to open myself up again

and then I'm just like, why did I do that? Why did I do that? And then resigning yourself to, there's so much of this discourse on TikTok, which I eat up with a fucking fork and knife of when you grew up plus size or when you didn't date in high school or when you sort of came into your own sexuality in college

and then you know you enter the workforce and then all you kind of have is your co-workers as a dating pool you have to resort to dating apps it's fucking dismal dude it's dismal when that is your lived experience how would you ever know what a healthy communicative reciprocated emotional connection looks like if you've never lived through you've never experienced it And, you know, I've had boyfriends before, but it's like never been, it's almost felt like it was dating out of convenience.

These men never saw me as a woman. It's the constant comparison of men that like women and men that are attracted to women. And that is, it's been my experience thus far. I have felt very unseen by men my whole life. And if men have admitted that I'm funny or they enjoy my presence, it's almost out of this jealousy that they, that I'm funnier than them. That's happened to me a lot in a social setting or if I'm, you know, if I'm riffing or being way funnier than the man in the group, it's like he'll laugh and then kind of look at me like, he fucking hates it. And it's like I've become accustomed to that of maybe, you know, men just aren't attracted to funny women and that's just going to be sort of. something I deal with and it's the constant.

We've talked about this before. You dim your light for what? That is not a way to achieve or reach happiness, true happiness. You should never have to dim your intensity or your shine or your whatever for a man, for any partner. And I'm finally at a point where I've accepted all these things. I've emotionally matured to the point where I know what I am and am not willing to accept. And Casey's album, to bring it back to Casey, Casey Musker.

Casey Musgrave's album is all about that of like if you've been hurt before or if you feel yourself shutting down you feel the steel walls being put up insulating yourself because you're just like I can't fucking do this again like I would just rather but regardless you make the decision to

the album's about that and it's been so like wow you know when an artist one of your favorite artist drops an album that you're like I didn't know I actually needed this as much as I did I didn't think I would relate to this as much as I do. That's been deeper well for me.

So, shout out to you, Casey Musgraves. You are absolutely brain-rotted. You need to be studied. You need to be locked away for a very long time. Casey Mosgraves, room reveal. Casey Mosgraves, scientists, get her. Get her and lock her away. Cuff me.

So yeah, I've been loving deeper well. Eternal Sunshine is just so good. I think it's top two for me, Ariana. Okay? And whatever, bitch. Like, I don't, I'm not going to sit here and argue with you, but just thank you next is my favorite Ariana album. Eternal Sunshine's number two. Probably Dangerous Woman is a number three.

What's that album? It's not called Dangerous Woman. Ariadna. Ariana Grande. Sunshine. Not yours truly. What the fuck? I loved positions.

Dangerous Woman. Yeah, that's the name of the album. Dangerous Woman is probably third for me. Because New Better Forever Boy, the extended version on SoundCloud. What do you bitches know about the extended version on SoundCloud? You bitches don't know anything about Ariana Grande. Damn. God, I love Ariana Grande. Eternal Sunshine, deeper well.

And one more night by Maroon. Fah! I just know about... Oh, baby, give me one more. You and I go hard at each other like we're going to war. How about, baby, I'm praying on you tonight. Hunter down there you alive, just like animals. Maroon 5.

Yeah, Adam Levine's a fucking crazy sexual psycho freak. I don't know. I don't, okay, Lee, I don't, not touching that. I'm not touching that. Maroon 5, however. Animals, one more night. How about Sunday morning? How about harder to breathe?

It's getting harder and harder to breathe. Damn! What's the other one? Maroon. Maroon 5's got some motherfucking bangers. This has taken its toe. Everyone going to listen to Maroon 5. And all the recent shit they've been doing

ass. Shit out of a butt. It's shit out of a butt in a toilet. I memories bring back you shit out of a butt. Beautiful mistakes? Not fucking with it.

How about? I don't mind spending every day out on your corner in the pouring a little. Damn. How about?

Really makes me wonder how you have a hunt I think about. They've got so many fucking, you know what? Girls like you and guys I'm pinching it off

Girls like you and guys like Shit, that turd out of my fat turd out of my butt That song is bad Oh my God What's another one What's another one? Wake up call Damn that fucking song

If you needed love Well then ask for love Should have give it love? Now I'm taking love, and it's not my far, and we both deserve. What's coming now. Don't say you were. Holy shit! I'm never gonna leave this bad. There are so many fucking Maroon 5 songs that are so good.

You know what else? The script? Holy shit, the script? Uh-uh, for the first time. Ooh! How about this one? What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you? The man who can't be moved? Break even? When I'm still in love with you.

So if one day you wake up and find it you're missing me and your heart starts to wonder, hey on this earth, I can't be. Millie rocking the man who can't be moved by this script. Hitting the Dougie to Hall of Fame featuring Will I Am, which has a billion streams, by the way. 1.4 billion streams. Standing in a hall of fame. And worlds are gonna know your name.

No! Oh my God, how do I not follow the script on Spotify? Boom, followed 21 million monthly listeners. And you've just got another one. Their 2011 album Science and Faith. They're so fucking me, dude. Damn. Yeah, some of the Maroon 5 songs, shit from a butt, dude.

What about, and I mean, Nickelback, that kind of goes without saying, Nickelback got way too much hate. I'm a Nickelback stand until I fucking die, by the way. That's twin, Chad Kroger, Chad Krueger, Chad Freddie Kruger, Chad the Tuck, Kroger. Adam the Tuck, Levine. All right, what do we mean? Like, really? Like, really?

The fuck up. My recent search is being the script, Maroon 5, Rina Grande, Grande, Yolanda Adams. I was like, what are we doing? Okay, you want to know the other album I've been banging? Death of Peace of Mind by You guessed it, bad omens. What the fuck is that album called?

The Death of Peace of Mind, yeah. Their 2022 album. Here are my top ones. Concrete Jungle, Death of Peace of Mind, what it cost. Like a villain? Just pretend. Damn, Just Pretend is so good.

This whole album goes crazy Crazy crazy crazy And I discovered Bad Omen's around the same time I discovered Sleep Token And I am seeing Sleep Token in May And I'm gonna freak the fuck out bitch Oh my God I've got to see Bad Omen's on tour

I don't know if they're on tour Bad Omen's Tour I need to see him live Oh my God they're in Europe right now That is fucked Bad Omen's is an American Metalcore band from Richmond Virginia They are not from the motherfucking VA.

Formed in 2015 by vocalist and producer Noah Sebastian, need, guitarist Nicholas Rofilo, need, and bassist Vincent Require. Need. Richmond, Virginia is crazy. Bad omens tour Los Angeles. Please, the love of Christ. Let's see it. Show me Los Angeles. Okay, website's broken.

Yeah, this album goes crazy. Been loving that. also I have been back into Motomami Plus. Motomami extended because that has Chidi, L-A-X, Lucky-L-A-X, Lucky-Lakilier. Damn. It's also got what's the other one I like?

Those three are my favorite. Oh, Despecha, obviously. Um I chee-cheecheecheecheecheechee Chittie Chiauecheechee I'm ch'o I'm heroina Damn

Delirio de grandeza Piscochito Bullerias What's the one I really like? Yeah Deli No, no, Diablo And la conviversache

Damn, I memorized the whole dance to that shit Can Rosalia, can you drop something? Rosalia, I don't want to rush your art, but damn. I need it bad. Multamami came out in 2022. That feels like 17 freaking years ago, bro. I remember sobbing my fucking eyes out when I listened to her for the first time.

Because the way that, and I still haven't done my Motomami in-depth analysis. If you guys still want that, let me know. Because I don't know if you guys liked the first one that I did. Because I could talk about Rosalia and Jose your fur. hours hours. Moto Mami was structured in a sort of side A, side B way of the track list alternates between Moto, which is this sort of high energy, you know, dance, like really almost arca, like, and then Mami, which is the sentimental, vulnerable, really just like soul-bearing part of her. And it's this honest project of those are the two sides of her. Her mom is.

like, oh, for real Motto-Mami, like rides a motorcycle. Motorcycles are really big in her family and in the culture of Barcelona as well. And so Motomami, as, you know, cute of a name as it is, it really embodies, I think, her brand. It's the perfect branding of the way that she structured it, too. It's a roller coaster of emotion because that's how life is. One day you're up, one day you're down. At one hour of the day, you're fucking up and then it can come crashing down immediately.

And it explores all these themes of like. fame. She's got her song La Fama with the weekend, which is about the fame. What's the translation? It's Marla mante la Fama. Fame is a bad lover. They'll never love you

really. And then if you want to marry with her, but never he'll never be to casas. You want to be married to the thing about like she'll never really love or like want to be with you.

Because fame is fleeting and it's a false sort of, you know, they call it Tinseltown for a reason, people. Okay. Okay. They call it Tinsletown. Hollywood, because it's all glist and glamour, but up close it's tensile,

you know what I mean? It's all shadows and mirrors. No, smoke and mirrors. Okay. Now, Motomami was, I don't know if, I think I like them, equally. I think I like El Malquerre and Motomami equally because there are such different projects.

One's a concept album and one is like this really vulnerable, um, polished, well done, experimental genre-bending album. And this other one is all that as well. You know, it mixes trap with flamenco with, um, pop with, uh, uh, electronic music. both are very exploratory and experimental, but Multamami for me really, it's such a beautiful, well-done, branded thing for Rosalia, which is,

I just respect the fuck out of anyone who knows themselves that well. Because it's hard, it's hard to know yourself intimately in that way. When there are so many outside external factors telling you what you should be, from, you know, how you look, to where you're from, to how you speak, to the languages you speak, to, it's just like all of

these things should determine who you are according to, you know, the external. But when you shut that out and you lock yourself away and you sit with your own two hands, looking in the mirror and you ask yourself, who are you? What do you come up with? Without this noise or people in your ear telling you what you should be, what are you? Rosalia knows who she is. And that's such a beautiful inspirational thing to watch and to listen to. And her style is so unique. And she's so cute and her humor. You know, she just loves to laugh. Life is about laughing. And it's about experimenting and trying everything. And she just, I love her to goddamn death. She really inspires me to live life to the fullest. And to love unabashedly, to not hold back in love. Why? Why?

what is ever gained from being nonchalant? What is gained? I don't know what cool means anymore. I don't know if cool has a real definition, especially in the context of love. Anyway, Rosalia has been on repeat. Guys, we have got to talk about Lana. We have to talk about Lanaella.

Oh, bye. God, where the fuck is it, by the way? On YouTube. I thought they would post the full performance on YouTube because we watched it on the live stream. It's not there. And I wonder, because I think Coachella Weekend 2 is this weekend? Are they not going to post it until it's like both weekends are done?

Also, is she going to come out the same way? I'm so, I just, okay, first of all, let's walk through it. The entrance with the motorcycles with, I need a kid. The Kalani song, holy shit. Okay. Her and the dancers, oh my God, those looks are incredible. I think it was Dolce and Gabana that did it. Oh my God.

Looks incredible, hair, everything. It's delivering classic Lana the way that you want it. Hot, fresh, and ready. Little Caesars. Pizza, pizza. Lana, Lana. That's how I felt. She comes out, hits all the fucking bangers.

I think that Lana Del Rey is such a brand. I mean, you're talking about, you know, these women who just know who the fuck they are and what they're about, and it's something that they know it to the point where they're selling it to you. And I'm buying it, bitch!

Lana girls, anyone who loves Lana. It's such an identifiable, understandable concept. Like if you get it, you get it. And if you don't fuck off. I used to talk to this dude who was like, yeah, my ex like Lana, she was psycho. And I'm thinking, what the fuck did you do to make her psycho? Girl, what did you do to make her psycho?

Anyway, she's brilliant. It was brilliant. The whole show was brilliant. The set list was brilliant. the stage design, Billy and John Batiste coming out. Holy shit. It was so just everything you could want from Alana's that, I think. It's the nostalgia of, you know, when I was in high school of like the 2014, 2015,

she did Born to Die, Bitch. Are you serious? Are you serious? Yeah. She did Cherry? Are you serious? Oh my God. Cherry by Lana is actually one of the songs of the week that I wrote.

down. Oh, I also wrote down. I'm so excited for Charlie's new album. We'll talk about that in a second. fucking Charlie ACX. Oh my God. Charlie and Troy going on tour. Oh my God. Gay people stand up. Gay people at your time. Get in the fucking party bus. Get in the sprinter van. Okay, so the Lana said, I just think that it's so, I mean, you could see the people in the audience like crying. That shit's real, dude. That shit is real. Lana's one of those artists that's transformative for a lot of young people when you heard her music for the first time. It's like, this is opening me up to a world that I just did not even know about. Like America core, but it's this tongue in cheek almost like sultry, ironic way of consuming American culture.

It's almost like American culture from the outside. What I imagine outside, like non-Americans, how they view America almost as well. but it comes from this deep appreciation for Americana. And wow. And so to go through all the eras that Lana's had, all the albums, the perfect set list, she really, I mean, just on stage, I was at the edge of my seat of like,

what the fuck is she doing and what is she going to do next? Like she was singing in this sort of Alex Turner way of it's kind of offbeat, but it works. It's this ad libby, airy, whimsical thing. And everyone's trying to, you know, you and I, we were born to die. And she's like not singing it. Because the audience is so loud, they're screaming it at her.

She's just kind of dancing. Icon. Icon, icon, icon. So good. Such a beautiful stage presence. And that video clip of her, when she leaves the stage and she's like this, and she's just looking around making eye contact with everyone in the crowd, just like, wow.

Holy shit, dude. That crowd for Lana, what was it, like 125? thousand people. Jesus Christ. I want to be her so bad. I just can't shut the fuck up. That classic meme of like I want to be sexy and mysterious so bad but I cannot shut the fuck up. God damn if that ain't me. Lana is everything. God, there's, I just, you want to be her so bad but it's like so much of the Lana allure is. You know, it's this like sultry that you're just a man I can't shut the fuck up

hard I can't stop saying that shit out of a butt and grunting into a microphone you know you know grunting like I'm taking a fat turd like I'm dropping a fat turd into a toilet into the mic I get on I get so Lana's on stage at Coachella

singing beautifully into a microphone for millions millions to hear okay across the the world. I'm sat in my home grunting into a microphone, simulating, taking a shit. And talking about God. Crying about bluegrass, acting like I'm grunting out a big fat turd into the toilet. It doesn't get better than this, guys. You're looking at peak womanhood. You're looking at peak adulthood. This is the fully developed metamorphosis form of what a woman should be. That's very scary.

that's a scary thought a scary truth a scary reality scientists hate her because she speaks the truth Lana Del Rey you know another oh another thing I wrote about

Lana Coachella said Men could never understand this I wrote that as I was watching it men could never get this damn I was thinking about Remy and Alicia the whole time I was like God they just they get it they get it

Remy and Alicia that's their bestie. Lana, Remy, and Alicia. They're like this. Okay, Eiffel Tower. They get it. Men could never understand that bullshit. And that just goes to show

that dude I used to talk to who was like, and my ex was psycho about. I should have stopped talking to him right then and there. I was weak. I was weak. This was 2021. Please, Lord.

Please, God. Please, Jesus Christ, forgive me. I come to you with open arms. Donald Trump, if you can hear me, save me. Donald Trump, please forgive me if you can hear me. Anyway, my last song of my songs of the week are, it's back to him by Amelia Moore. Bitch, if you're not into Amelia Moore,

you need to fucking grow up. Sweet and sour by Amelia Moore. That bitch has the vocals of like truly, she has studied the greats. And she's delivering riff after run after just it's Tori Kelly level and I don't know why I mean sweet and sour is a big song but like back to him

she's been teasing this song for months now and I've been liking every video and I've been like when's it coming out? What's it coming out? Is it coming out? I mean like for four or five months it's finally out bitch it's been on repeat it's so good and it's in direct contrast with what I'm going through with Casey Mouse Graves in deeper well of like I'm opening my heart to a new love that may blossom and you love that may really be good for me

if I just be me hurt to it and then this song is like oh no no no go don't mind in like don't go back to him if he ain't got the money for a bed frame he's too broke to take up any headspace that's going to be the lyric from the song okay you can't trust a man that's skipping leg day

okay don't go back to him that's the lyric and she's actually so so right about that she's actually so right about that You can't trust a man that's skipping leg day. Damn, I mean. You can't trust, you can't trust a bird-chested, twig-legged little boy to deal with your heart.

Okay? Guys, I think that'll do it for me. Oh, Charlie's album. Oh, my God. I'm just living alive. Von Dutch, that person, not cousin. Oh, p. She better bring Addison right.

out on tour. Addison Ray, can you come on Royal Court? Addison Ray and Kaysenak, can you guys? Can you come on Royal Court? Seriously. Seriously, guys, just if you don't mind, if you don't mind, I would love to have Addison Ray on. It's just going to be us in silence, just dancing, no music. Just grunting, my bones popping, my joints popping, ow, out, shit. Us stretching, groin shots of me. Sorry. Stupid. Okay, guys, I think that'll just about do it for me for this episode. I love y'all for real. I do love y'all for real.

Okay, be good. Go listen to all those songs and go watch Obrother War Art Thelford, the love of Christ. I'm going to watch Yolanda Adams show. Actually, is she on the show? Yolanda Adams' Sunday Best. Yes, she's on it. I'm pretty sure. She's a, she's a, the new season welcomes gospel recording artist,

Pastor Donnie McClurkin and Yolanda Adams to the stellar teams of judges. Yeah, she's a judge, period. All right, y'all. Seriously, what the fuck does Hertz mean? Okay? That's still open in my shed. I don't know what hurts measures still. I'll be real fucking for real with you guys. Love you. Be good. Bye-bye. You started your business with a great idea and a ton of hustle.

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