The Broski Report with Brittany Broski - 81: I’d Rather Die Alone

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski explores word connections, researches the concept of a sacrificial lamb, and unpacks the City of Bones series. 👕 Get your merch here: https://broski.shop/ Follow The Broski Report:https://www.linktr.ee/broskireporthttps://www.tiktok.com/@broskireport https://instagram.com/broskireport Follow Brittany:https://www.tiktok.com/@brittany_broski https://instagram.com/brittany_broski https://youtube.com/brittany_broski Follow Royal Court:https://www.youtube.com/@royalcourt https://www.tiktok.com/@bbroyalcourthttps://www.instagram.com/royalcourthttps://www.twitter.com/bbroyalcourt Brought to You By: Hungry Root – Get 40% off your first box at https://hungryroot.com/broski with code BROSKIStitch Fix – Personal styling for everyone – https://stitchfix.com/broski Tinder – Download the App NowSong of The Week:Holding Out for A Hero (Shrek 2 Soundtrack)Reproductive Resources:https://aidaccess.org https://plancpills.org https://Ineedana.com https://www.reprolegalhelpline.org/ https://heyjane.com LGBTQ+ Resources:https://Translifeline.org https://Glaad.org  https://Pflag.org https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ Climate Resources:https://Oceanconservancy.org https://Climateemergencyfund.org Some helpful credible resources/links to help Free Palestine:Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund - https://www.pcrf.net/UNICEF - https://www.unicefusa.org/stories/helping-gazas-children-cope-traumaDoctors Without Borders - https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/secure/give-monthly-double-your-impact-search-onetime-reverse-mobile?ms=ADD2301U3U49&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=BRAND.DWB_CKMSF-BRAND.DWB-GS-GS-ALL-DWBBrand.E-BO-ALL-RSA-RSARefresh.1-MONTHLY&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6PGxBhCVARIsAIumnWZpQAMikxPIRiPMfAjYsJZ-eHiRQV2pw7tu2Jlo6YL8Gk_uaTSwH0MaAtFGEALw_wcWorld Central Kitchen - https://wck.org/World Health Organization - https://www.who.int/Headcount - https://www.headcount.org/IG ACCOUNTS TO FOLLOW:@eye.on.palestine@aljazeeraenglish@palestinianyouthmovement@byplestia@motaz_azaiza@impact  CHAPTERS:00:00 – Intro01:33 – Twilight02:29 – Analyzing Literature04:26 – Zedd, Kesha, & Justin Bieber07:29 – Word Connections10:31 – Wild Goose Chase11:32 – Favorite Foods13:15 – Stream of Consciousness14:26 – The Bible22:08 – Sacraficial Lamb23:12 – Time Traveling25:48 – Sacraficial Lamb Cont. 29:14 – Word Connections Cont. 30:33 – City of Bones38:22 – Ballet39:04 – City of Bones Cont. 43:02 – Stream of Consciousness45:37 – Romance Reflection55:34 – Outro#brittanybroski, #broski, #broskination, #broskireport, #twilight, #boniver, #literature, #zedd, #kesha, #justinbieber, #rosalia, #geese, #bible, #painting, #baroque, #cityofbones, #romance

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We go to work for one half hour, two half hour, have cigarette for lunch, have watermelon Red Bull for lunch, perhaps have premier protein shake, have a cafe latte for lunch, for dinner, have cigarette and wine. Physically fit. Hey guys, welcome back to the podcast. No other podcasts are allowed at Brosky Nation, only this one. Welcome back, Brosky Nation. For reference, before this episode even begins,

I'm filming this before Trump's inauguration, so whatever the fuck bullshit went down, future me, probably will have some takes on it, okay? But not me right now. This is me as Sunday, January 19th. And I'm sorry about that, y'all. It's kind of a way. I'm in Paris right now.

If you're watching this right now, I'm in Paris right now. Okay, Paris, France, that is to say. Not Paris, Texas, which is also a real place. I met you at the blood bank. Right? Doesn't Boni Vare have a song called Paris, Texas? Or is that? Well, I met you at the...

God, I used to sob my fucking eyes out to Bonifere. Are you serious? That Twilight soundtrack gave me a personality when I was like 13. Shit. Remember that scene in Twilight where he's at the lab table and the owl wings were behind him? And they were like, I remember my whole family, my whole family. It was like my aunt and then my cousins. We all were addicted to Edward Cullen.

We went to the theater and we saw it, whatever, it was fantastic, just like I imagined it while reading it. And then for the longest time, it was like lore and trivia in our little group of like, well, you know that they positioned him like that on purpose because it's, representative. Well, and it's an allusion to it's an angel wing. It's like an angel wing because he has no soul because he's a vampire or like you understand that, right? It became this thing. And I don't even know what if that's real. They did it on purpose. I mean, I'm sure they did it on purpose just to get a good shot. But I don't know about all that. And let me tell you something else. In English class, when they used to make us annotate things and be like, why do you think the author did that? Like, what do you think the author's reasoning behind this was? What does

this mean that the author included this in reference to the it was so deeply analytical which I'm so glad because it works that muscle of how to think critically and you know try to connect dots that maybe other people can't that sort of thing I remember thinking girl the the author never probably would have imagined that we'd be sitting in a classroom dissecting their work word by word, word for word, breaking down usage, sentence structure, grammar. Like, I think if I ever wrote a book, if someone studied it and it's not that deep. You know what I mean? I mean, it's deep.

It's that deep. But as far as like why I place certain words in the sentence versus sometimes it just sounds better. Sometimes it just sounds better and sometimes I, you know, I don't know, I always think about that. like these insanely famous novelists, was everything that intentional as, like, school teachers would make us believe me questioning the deep state of teachers. What are they trying to get through? What are their, what's their goal? Teachers, I don't trust them.

What's their goal? They're a rag-tag crew, not to be trusted. They're like pirates, teachers, yeah. Anyway, random word generator is what we're doing today. Because give me half a syllable of a word. And I'll be like, it's funny you mentioned that because I was thinking about this the other day. I mean, genuinely, I watch these back sometimes and I'm like, how the ever-living fuck did I connect point A to point Z to point Z? What's Z's biggest song?

That one with R. Anna Grande? Yeah, break free. I'm a freaking genius. I'm a freaking genius. What else do they have? If I love insanity, oh, my identity. Damn, that was fucking good. Wait, that was good. Wait, that was good. Wait! You're mad. You're mad that I just killed that. Zed, if you're... Is he the one that died? No, Zed didn't die. Zed, if you're looking for alive, if BB Rexa, who sings this?

Who sings clarity? Who sings if our love is clarity? Why are you my clarity? Who sings if our love's clarity? Why is your love clarity? Who sings it? Who sings is going down, I'm yelling timber. You better timber, you better timber.

Who the fuck? Kesha, Kesha was so important to me in 2009. Keshah was so, there wasn't a more famous person on the planet to me in 2009. Actually, I'm lying. Justin Bieber existed. It was Justin Bieber and Kesha. And let me tell you something about the song Maria by Justin Bieber. Hold on!

Hold on! Let me tell you something about Maria by Justin Bieber. That song, y'all sleep on that. had to get up. Y'all sleep on that song in a way that pisses me off. Maria! I want to be like, that ain't my baby. Oh, that ain't my girl. Maria!

It's drooled. That song is so good. The ad-libs that that motherfucker does at the end of that song chills down my spine every time I hear it. That song is about him not being a baby daddy. That is so, yeah, that's a baby daddy. the intro of that song's up, Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber, choose to, like all these news headlines. God, that era was psycho. That was when he got his little earring done. Yeah, I love Justin Bieber.

God, the ad-lids at the end, he does. I genuinely, I cannot tell you enough how good that song is. And then he did a song with Travis Scott called Maria I'm drunk. It's called a self-reference. It's called a callback. Anyway, back to Z. It would be my clarity and my clarity. A to Z. I could connect anything to Z. Let's do some word generators.

Number of words three. Word type. What? Word type all. Oh, now it's verbs adjectives. Did you see that juicy clip where he's doing could have been records and he asks one of the people who are auditioning what their adjectives are? He said, you don't want me asking, what are your adjectives? Drewsky is so funny. It makes me sick. Okay, word size by syllables, letters. No, that's not a, okay, generate random words. Put competence strap. Okay, well, there's a lesbian joke in there somewhere and I'm not the one to make it. Okay, Pat, let me just do one word, actually. I just got over-stimulated real, real quick. Inspiration, stupid word, thesis. Thesis. Did you know, because yes, you should. I've talked about it before.

for El Malquerere by Rosalia, her sophomore album, is her collegiate thesis project. It was her final project in her degree was the, I guess, storytelling narrative nature of the album, how each song is a Capitulo, which is a chapter, and it tells the story of an abusive relationship and how she got out. And it's based loosely on old folklore tales or like a fable that she sort of reimagined. So that is thesis to Rosalia, if you will. And I do miss her. I miss Rosalia bad.

Actually, she's on my mind today. I'm wearing my Motomami hoodie. Motomami. Motomami. Motomami, motomami, motomami, motomami, motomami, motomami, motombe, motombe, motombe. Okay, With cadaque You'll

let your Bendition And I don't I'm going to compete If no there's Comparation

With the Caledana At the knee The devil the And you don't

believe That's sweet Your Bonbon Jeno Duc Tuch Okay

I'm gonna do two words And I'm Gonna Connect They're Depend

and Speculate These suck Just game shocks. Depend. That's stupid. I'm doing a different one. Because guess what? I make the rules here.

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So that's something to sit with and think about. Chase and surprise. Chase and surprise. Why do they call it a wild goose chase? I guess that would be a surprise. Why is it called a wild goose chase? Aren't geese mean as fuck? The idiom, wild goose chase,

comes from a 16th century horse race where riders followed a leader in a formation similar to wild geese flying. That felt like the sentence would never end. That felt like an impossible sentence to finish. Did that not feel like six minutes of me saying that sentence? Am I fucking tweaking?

That was the longest string of words I've ever put together. Holy shit. I mean, I've never been more focused in my goddamn life. Then reading that sentence. Shit! I saw a video of someone making a chicken salad wrap the other day,

and he put hot honey on it. And out loud, in my bedroom, I said, shit! Shit! Like it looks good. Damn! Yum! Hot honey on a chicken salad?

I bet that is delicious. You know what I'm going to get? getting into recently, dill pickle potato salad. Dill pickle potato salad. Dill pickle potato salad is... Dill pickle potato salad is, I think what they say goaded with the riz. Dill pickle potato salad is all that I really need to eat. My diet, I don't know about you guys, my diet specifically,

is sort of the whole triangle pyramid. is deal pickle potato salad. And have y'all ever had what's called a, oh, what the hell is that called? A bearback shot? A pickleback. What the fuck? A bearback. Hey, I'm, Jesus Christ, I'm sorry about that.

This is a pretty visceral thing I came up with there. Bearback shot? Trying to order an angel shot at the bar and ordering a bearback shot by accident. Yeah, do you guys do bareback shots? They're like, what the fuck? Sex freak? Get out of here, sex freak! That's me to all the Call of Duty cosplay are still on my 4-U page.

That era is long behind me. It's behind me, I don't look back. I look to the future. I do not look back. I do not answer for past versions of Britney, especially horny yearning, Britney. Forgive her her trespasses, for she knows not that she has sin.

Would you not forgive the little lamb before Jesus? Why is Jesus always talked about with a lamb? Did Jesus have a lamb? Did Jesus have a lamb? He's referred to as the lamb of God. What, like follower? Oh. The sacrifices of lambs in the Old Testament foreshadowed Jesus' sacrifice.

Now see, again, back with my English class shit. we as Christians, how are you going to interpret the Bible, annotate the Bible, write an essay on the Bible about something? You're just kind of guessing. Well, I guess not, because the New Testament's kind of, that's the whole thing. But foreshadowing, maybe they just used to be pagan and they would sacrifice animals. Maybe that's just it. It's foreshadowing so as to predict what the... I don't know, dude.

The Bible is the craziest, like, piece of media. ever. Like, it's the most sold book ever. Yeah, I get that. Like, because it's kind of tea. Like, the Bible is fucking tea. So much goes down. You need to catch up on like seasons one through 10 before you can even enter into a conversation with someone who's like a real Bible girl. You know, like, oh yeah, here are my opinions on the Bible. And they're a Bible reader. Forget it. Forget it, dude. You talk to a Bible thumber about the Bible forget that. I don't know. I did not. Can I admit something? All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being

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There are some books in the Bible that I actually really enjoyed. Okay? The book of Job is motherfucking T. It's like, it takes you on all the emotions. Genesis is an acid trip. Revelations is an acid trip gone bad. I mean, it's just psychotic, the imagination. We don't need phones to stimulate us.

The Bible and the stories in the Bible are enough to be like, what is going on in the human psyche? You know what I mean? I guess they're supposed to be firsthand accounts, right? What if it's like Aesop's Fables? What if the Bible is a missing Aesop's Fables volume? You know how all the Goose Bumps books used to be like in a series? What if that's just one?

Like the Bible was just part of all of Aesop's Fables. And someone was like running through the castle trying to loot it and they like stole only that portion and it's the Bible that we know today. And they're like, oh shit, I left the others behind. I think about it all the time. Christians were persecuted for a long time Who's to say that some more important texts

weren't burned or lost or destroyed on purpose? You know, we talked about this one of the other episodes where you guys called me a, and I quote, fucking idiot because I did not realize it didn't click for me that Jesus was alive during the Roman times. Okay, which when you think about it makes total sense. I just didn't connect them

because I've always thought of Jesus as a holy timeline that did not exist here on earth. Forgive me, pardon me, my Christian biases. Unlearning is a continuous process, okay? So when we were talking about that, you know, if you're living under the Roman Empire, who controls the flow of information and news and whatever, like everyone's essentially living under slavery, you submit or you die, like how would you, I don't know. How would you know the truth?

That's always been my question since I was like young and in vacation Bible school. How do you know that's true? And that's the whole point is that you don't. And I was too, I guess, literal to realize that is that that is what faith means. Because if something is real intangible, you don't need to have faith in it. I mean, you can't, but that's a different sense of the word, a meaning of the word. Like, to have faith that this thing is there and it's omnipotent and it is looking out for you. You know, I remember even being that young thinking, why would God care about me?

You know, like, I'm fine. Like, there are so many other people who probably need help more than me, you know? Why do you care? Like, I, oh, my God, the guilt goes so deep. Because I still think about this sometimes. Or I remember praying when we would be in church of like, you know, and now bow your heads we're all going to say our prayer and like asking for something and feeling guilty for it.

That's just crazy how deep it goes. Anyway, Lamb of God. Did Jesus have a lamb? John the Baptist called Jesus the Lamb of God. Isaiah prophesied that Jesus would be brought as a lamb to the slaughter. Why do people say? Why? What is the sacrificial significance?

What is the significance? My fault. What is the significance of the sacrificial lamb? This is such a great painting. Who did this? Francisco de Surparan. He was Spanish Baroque. It's housed in the Prado Museum in Madrid.

Oh, I might have seen this before in person. 1635. Look at that detail for 1635. 35, that is psychotic. Amazing. I mean, really take a second to look at that. Audio listeners, this is a painting of a lamb that's had all of its limbs tied together around the ankle, and he's like slumped on the ground, and it's a very dynamic image.

Like, it's visceral. And you also know, like, what this means and what's about to happen, you know? the texture of the wool is crazy. 1635. Think about how long ago that was. No even semblance of a photograph or technology not for another 200 some odd years. And they're painting with this level of accuracy and detail.

If I could go back in time to any period, I think I would want to be in like either 18 No, I take that back Actually, why would I bring this up if I didn't have an answer? You know what I mean? Why would I suggest it if I didn't have an answer? I'm sorry to you guys for that.

I'll apologize to you guys for that. I feel God awful. If I could go back in time. Because I'll say a few different options, but just know that I'm lying. I don't mean any of these. Pirates to the Caribbean times. okay, like 1760s.

I would go back to there, like in some little seafaring town in the Iberian peninsula. Okay, and here goes, her, but then again, I take that back because I would have been terrified and I probably would have been killed. And it probably would have smelled like shit. Another one I was about to say is 1890s London. Okay, I don't mean this one either

because the 1890s in London was like the Industrial Revolution essentially. It smelled horrible. the working conditions were inhumane, child labor, coal miners, steam engine builders, it was the industrial revolution, okay? The industrial age had dawned on the Tims River. And it was filled with so many dead bodies and so much nasty runoff from all those new factories that would backfire and would net.

It was just, but then again, you want to talk about architecture. You want to talk about fashion. You want to talk about a society with customs. You know what I mean? A rigid society with customs. I think it would be insane to like just be an observer. And it'd be like, damn, y'all really had it like this. You know what I mean? I would have met Sherlock Holmes, okay? I would have convinced him somehow by my wit and charm and intelligence to bed me. I have his child. We create the next Elon Musk. He's a progressive. He takes over 1910s, London. Okay, stay with me. We don't have a Victorian period. We have a Brosky period. My great-great-grandmother Brozky, Lady Brozky, if you will, gave birth to my

great-grandmother, and down the lineage, that's why my lips are so small. Okay? So I just want to go to that background to explain to you guys while my forehead's so big and my lips are small, it's because of that. So it's just genetics. Anyways, back to this painting of the sacrificial lamb. If y'all have a chance, Google it today. It's called Agnes Day, A-G-N-U-S-D-E-I. And it is a simple still-life, but not. not still at all.

You know what I mean? This picture is filled to the brim with emotion, detail, and significance. So just go ahead and you're going to go back to my initial Google search, which was the sacrificial lamb. What is the significance? I fear I've gone down a Wikipedia rabbit hole. Okay, I'm trying to get to the bottom of why lambs are the sacrificial animal of choice. and what I've been able to pin down is that it's just loosely tied to Abrahamic religions,

which is Islam, Christianity, Judaism, right? Those are all Abrahamic? The Abrahamic religions. Judaism, Christianity, Islam. I am the smartest person in this room. Okay, here's what I've landed on after that. the Passover sacrifice, also known as the Paschal lamb, or the Passover lamb, is the sacrifice that the Torah mandates the Israelites to ritually slaughter on the evening of Passover and eat lamb on the first night of the holiday with bitter herbs and matzo. You know, I'm trying, I'm looking more for like, what is the significance of a lamb in particular?

Was that just what they had around? Is there some, you know, proposed purity and innocence because they're a white animal? Like the, their wool is white? Like, what is the, I don't know. You know what I mean? I'm not really connecting the dots here. But what I did connect the dots to is wild goose chase to a sacrificial lamb. So that should be applauded.

And y'all should really be more willing to give me. credit for what it is I do here. Okay, because that was impressive. That was impressive. Did I connect the two? No. Not really. But I would say that a sacrificial lamb is a surprise. Surprise. Me when I get a sacrificial lamb at my birthday party? You guys should not be good. To be loved is to be seen. Okay. Topic generator. Excuse me, miss. Actually, you want to I don't know what's been stuck in my head. We like the boys up tough in the B-Ks.

Know how to split that money three ways. Always riding big on a freeway. And that East Coast slang got us country girls. We like low-cut tapes with the free waves. No how to snatch up your Beyonce. If you stare at say, I ain't checking on. Got a beatty.

If you're looking at me, I need a soldier. That's my favorite Destiny Child song. Random word generator. Sip and colony. Okay, let's talk about this, how the Jamestown colony was what modern politicians would describe as a terrorist attack. James Town was a motherfucking terrorist attack on the native population that lived here. And I'll die on that hill.

James Town and any of the Puritan settlers, the initial settlers, they brought disease, war, and destruction. And if that ain't the history of this nation, let me tell you something. What did I connect? Sip and colony. Sip. Yeah, can't do it. Mountain and mass. Mountain and mass.

Under the Mountain, Sarah J. Mass. Next. Vegetation and fluctuation. Here's one I want to talk about when it comes to this one. Okay, vegetation and fluctuation. Vegetation, when I think of this word, a visual image pops into my head. And what I'm about to describe,

I need you guys to stick with me because it's going to be worth it, okay? there is a scene in the wonderfully acclaimed and well-known inbreeding series called City of Bones which I'm gonna spoil it because the book came out 15 years ago there are two lead characters and their love interests there are like you know strangers to lovers

their brother and sister okay because they were estranged it's this whole like they're about to be related Oh, thank God, they're not related. You find out later in the series, they're not related. But I remember reading this book as probably, like, I don't know, a 12, 13-year-old, and being scarred and horrified. I was like, I didn't realize this was a topic in fiction, in, like, young adult fiction.

We're doing incest right now? Hey, I'm 13. We're tackling some pretty heavy, like, controversial topics. Go ahead and make them brother and sister. Thank you so much. And I'm waiting for the sequel. City of Bones, they made into a movie, okay, with Jamie Lee Curtis, with Jamie Lee Curtis and Emily and Paris, okay, and they were both in the movie and, you know, their brother and sister,

not Jamie Lee Curtis, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jamie Lynn Bauer, Jamie Lind Bauer, Jamie Campbell Bauer, fuck off. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse, being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are. recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer.

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Jamie Lee Curtis And Emily in Paris They are Oh my God, I'm so excited to actually talk about this right now, because this used to be my special interest. They were what was called Nephilim. Okay? Now, Nethelum, if any of you guys are like science fiction, religious fiction, mythology sort of lovers, the nephalum were half-breeds of angels and humans that, that, like, you know, were intimate.

So they are the demigod children of that. So let me go ahead and fact check that. Okay, let me put you onto this. The New American Bible commentary draws a parallel to the Epistle of Jude and the statement set forth in Genesis, suggesting that the epistle refers implicitly to the paternity of Nephilim as heavenly beings who came to earth and had sexual intercourse with women. The footnotes of the Jerusalem Bible suggests that the biblical author intended the Nephilim to be an anecdote of a superhuman race. Superhuman, in this context, refers to the extremity of their wickedness. Evidence cited in favor of the fallen angels' interpretation includes the fact that the phrase,

the sons of God, is used twice outside of Genesis 6. In the book of Job, where the phrase explicitly references angels. Another modern view that aligns with the fallen angel interpretation includes nephalum being the offspring of demon-possessed men and women. What? So anyway, nephalum, right? And we're operating under this premise that it is half angel, half human. Not really an ethical connotation attached to it, though. Like the nephalum we're never seen as good or bad, but the nephalum were hidden from the average human.

Then there's something called Shadow Hunters. Like the like neck beard mom's basement guy. I'm chugging 2-liter Mountain Dews by the daily, my Stanley Cup, full of Mountain Dew. Big Red, Code Red. Like the way that I just said that and I watched myself say it on this big screen in front of me. Okay, then you have your Shadow Hunters. Shut the fuck. But like I was saying, Shadow Hunters hunt.

the Nephilim. And there were some books I read. There was a book I read called Fallen. And let me tell you something about this book. It is horny. Before I even know what horny books were. I had a moment in time where I was addicted to the idea of nephalum.

And, you know, there are a bunch of books about it. There's another one called Girl, I'm off the edible. I thought a roach crawled across the desk. All right. Maybe I made that fucking book up. It's on my shelf out there. Damn.

Anyway, let me get back to vegetation. City of Bones. City of Bones, Jamie Lee Curtis and Emily in Paris, movie, okay? They're brother and sister. We don't know that yet, but it's not real, okay?

They're in this greenhouse part. So basically, she's a shadow hunter. He draws runes on shit. He's weird. Also is like the bad boy. His name's Jace. And she's like, why can I see you?

Because it's that classic, like, you can see me, right? Because he's kind of paranormal. She's like, what are you talking about? You know? Or classic like Percy Jackson where she's like, this is a lost language. It's dead. No one can read it.

And he goes, I can. Remember those fucking people at TikTok used to make those type of videos in 2020? Just like playing imaginary. They were playing on TikTok. which I used to do in my room and still do sometimes. Now, don't, don't be too heavy on me right now because I used to do it. I just never filmed it, and that's for a good reason. Those people who would come on TikTok and be like,

POV, you're in English class and this happens. Or POV, you're in Greek class and this happens. And they'll put the Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson, Michael Jackson, and the Lightning Thief. Okay, so, and when you do the video, the POV videos, and then you put Tito Jackson and the Lightning Thief soundtrack, ambient music, light fireplace, light rain, YouTube video 4K, 12 hours. You put that on. What was I talking about?

Did anyone have any clue? Could anyone throw me a fucking line here? Throw me a life jacket. I'm just, I completely just drowned in the bit. You watched that happen real time, right? I fully just drowned in the bit. That's crazy. I'm up here right now.

I'm up here right now. Audio listeners, I'm holding my hands above my head. You want to know something I learned? This is how you do a... What is a releve? This is how you hold your fingers as a ballerina. Is you're supposed to be able... You put a pen like this.

Other way. You hold a pin like this, okay? I'm holding it. My middle fingers on top and my two other fingers are under the pin. Okay, now imagine I'm curving my hand. This is how you're supposed to hold your fingers as a ball right now. Okay, I'll learn that.

And I believe a relevay is that, this, but on your tippy toes. And you, like, bend your knees down. I think that's a relevay. Who's to say? Maybe me. Let me look it up. A movement in which the dancer rises on the tips of the toes. I'm a genius.

Okay, back to the Nephilim and City of Bones. There is a scene in this fucking movie where they're in a greenhouse in this like safe haven, you know, safe keep that they always go back to. What's that called when military people have like a hideout safe house? It's like their safe house. And they go in there and there's a big greenhouse and it's Jamie Lee Curtis's birthday, Jamie Campbellbauer's birthday. And they're in there.

And I remember the soundtrack is fucking Demi Lovato. Poole-Lavato singing on the soundtrack and as soon as they kiss because here's a spoiler, right? I re-blogged this gift of them making out so many times. So many times. I was addicted to the scene

and it's the most like unsteamy thing you've ever seen. They're just kissing like on a stairwell. And, but the way he cups her neck is so fucking sensual. Damn! I literally, It's so sensual. He, like, tips her head up.

He tips her head up. Oh, my God. I had to, like, clutch my pearls. I re-blogged that gift every day. Wake up 6 a.m., do my shitty makeup routine, which just involved putting on eyeliner and not plucking my eyebrows. And then I do all day at school, being a genius, learning about art history, which is not going to serve me in life,

except give me stuff to talk about on a podcast in the future in 15 years. Okay, do schoolwork, and then after school you do theater rehearsal for anywhere from three to six hours. Okay? I also worked a job. I worked at Baskin Robbins. After theater rehearsal, I go home. Okay, I'm supposed to do my homework after that. I don't, I go on Tumblr, and I fart around for four hours.

I would go on Tumblr, I would be on Wattpad, I would be freaking my shit, doing my thing. And then literally around like 1130, 1145 p.m. I'd start my homework. I probably got two, three hours of sleep a night as a high schooler and I was fine. And now if I don't get, I haven't slept a full night in probably four years. I guess one of the supplements I take for my PCOS is like a diuretic and it makes me pee. It makes me pee every 45 seconds. Like I feel like I have to pee all the time and I pee a lot. I also drink a lot of water, but I pee all the time. And it affects like I can't sleep eight hours uninterrupted in R.E.M. Ariana Grande's sleep without getting up to pee. Like probably every three, four hours I get up. And it sucks, too, to be on an airplane, like a long

haul flight. I'm up pissing every 30 minutes. It sucks. So I don't know what's going on there, but yeah, I would re-blog that gift of them kissing a lot. Holy shit. Okay, so I talked about that. I talked about the scene of them kissing. I already blogged it. I would, you know, reserve probably for a good, like, month there in high school. About an hour and a half after school and rehearsal would be reserved for looking at that gift, thinking about that gift, reading about that gift. It was a lot. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there.

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let's do one more random random word generator my two words next are O and ballet. Yeah. Let me rant about ballet. Yeah. I'll talk about ballet.

Fine. Don't yank on my little penis. Don't yank on my penis. Don't yank my dick. Sorry. That felt a little... That didn't feel right coming out of my mouth. You know what I mean?

Didn't feel good at all for anyone involved. I don't think I'd like to apologize up front for saying dick. Well, Dick's funny. But not like that. I didn't, you know. Where do you think yanking my chain comes from? Like, you gotta be yank. Are you yanking my chain?

Etymology is my passion. Etymology is my passion. It's what I think about a lot. It's where my mind always goes. Don't go changing. You don't know my song of the week? It's from the Shrek 2 soundtrack. And it's, I need a hero.

And it's not the fairy godmother version. It's, Summer after midnight in my wildest fantasy Than to just be young my re, Stop my ringing back for me And a narrow one night Upon a fire is deep I need a hero

Hold' another hero to night on the night That song You know Da-da-d-d-d-d-d-da-d-d-da-da-da-da-deh. Where have all the good man gone And where are all the guns? That song is is so fucking good.

Go back and listen to that song. Go back to listen to that whole album top to bottom. Front to back, back to front. It is so good. The Carr soundtrack, the How to Train Your Dragon soundtrack, the, what movie did I just say? That soundtrack.

They're so good. Okay. Good ballet. Okay, I'm done with this. Summer after midnight and my wildest fancy. Singing in the shower. La-da-de-la-da-da-da-da-da, la-da-ta. Dancing in the mirror.

This is something that is completely unrelated, but I do feel the need to bring up, okay? I had the most beautiful little moment with myself last night. I was laying in bed, and I was reflect. As I do, if you'll allow it, I was reflecting on some past romantic experiences I've had that ultimately were a failure and borderline ruined me, okay? Did I recover? Absolutely I did. Because fuck you guys. You fuck on me, fuck on you. If you fuck on me, fuck you. So like, I was reflecting and I was... being kind to myself, right? I was like, the more I have these experiences as painful and distracting and annoying as they are, it's necessary to redirect me where I need to go. You know what I mean?

Like, the more I interact with these fucking weirdos, weirdos. The more I interact with these weirdos, it's like, you could never make me happy. You could never make me happy. I used to be the opposite of that of like, it's something wrong with me. I can't make him happy. Like, I guess I'm just not, you know, I'm broken. I'm damaged goods. I'm too big.

You know, I'm what I'm too loud. I'm too, I'll make myself smaller. Yeah, sure. I've been that girl. And now I'm on the completely opposite side of like listening to yourself and your desires before you ever even think about his. Because he's sure as fuck isn't thinking about yours. So why, you know what I mean? So I've completely switched my thinking quicker this time, albeit it took a few weeks

with this last fucking situation ship. But I realized, you know, like I, you could never make me happy. And it's a nice thing to flip that conversation and position back on them, you know, because it's not all about you, dude. You're not the only person in this relationship. And I'll bend over backwards to try to get you what you need. But if you're not a serious person, don't fucking leave me alone. You are wasting my time.

You don't know what you want. And it sure is hell in me. So get, like, leave me alone. That's been the last two I've dealt with. And it's also this, you know, I have to think about this now of like, why do you want to be with me? Do you like the access I give you? Do you like the privileges of, you know, being around?

So I think genuinely that it's an ego boost for them. I think that the men that historically I've talked to are impressed by my wit and they want to see if they can hold their own with me. It is completely a ritual and a practice and like, you know, ego boosting and navel gazing and comparison. I'm funnier than her. I bet I'm just as funny as her. I want to say. And when they talk to me, they get a rush of adrenaline. It's sick.

I talk to Caleb and Drew about this all the time, or I'm like, these motherfuckers cannot be trusted. And do you really like me for me? You know, it's gross. Like the last two that I've talked to, it's like, it's very actually evident to me right now that you want something from me. And it's gross.

You try not to look at it like that. You try not to think that about someone, but endlessly it's true. So, I mean, I've met probably like three exceptions in my life, Drew's fiance is one of them, where it's like, you get it. We're on the same page. I don't feel the need to justify my existence or my being in this room to you, you know? I have nothing to offer you other than my company. And it's, you know what I mean? It's great. So I'm not saying that they don't exist. I'm saying that it is a rarity.

And for that reason, when I make sweeping generalizations like that of like endlessly, they're always going to be like that, they're always the same. It's me being cynical, but at the same time, that's my lived experience. And that doesn't make it absolute. My old therapist used to tell me that. I speak in absolutes, which is true. And it's euphemistic, but it's also kind of negative. She said don't speak in absolute so much.

And so when I'm making generalizations that most men I have spoken to or have interacted within a romantic sense did not respect me. Obviously, it goes without saying. But also, I think, knew they couldn't keep up. And they sort of quit while they were ahead. It's embarrassing too when you are with someone who, and Drew reminds me of this a lot of the things I liked in that person were just a reflection of the qualities I already have. You know, what I like in them, I already have in myself. So they have nothing to offer me because I'm essentially looking into a mirror when I hang out with them because they're just mimicking me.

And historically, I would have, you know, dwindled myself and molded myself to fit them. They don't, they didn't want me. They didn't ask me to do that, you know? It's just like, I'll never do it again. But it's a strange thing to notice that. Like this last person I was hanging out with, I was like, you're turning into me. And then the one before that was copying me. It's crazy.

These men are fucking crazy, y'all. I'm not joking. I'd rather die alone. I would rather die alone. I made a vow to myself halfway through last year. I will never let another man into my house that I pay for. If you are not gay or related to me, get the fuck off my porch. I don't want to see you.

There's no reason a man should ever come to your house. You have a man coming over? To what? Murder you? Why the fuck? Fuck would you need a man in your house. Like, that's crazy, actually. I don't know, dude.

I just, this last one really left such a sour gross taste in my mouth, and the way it ended was so childish. Not on my behalf. And it's like, y'all want to be grown so bad. You want to be grown and talk to beautiful, charming, successful women, and then you shit in your fucking pants when they're like, okay, I'll give you my attention now that you're begging for it. here's my attention and then they shit their pants and then they leave fucking good riddance i don't want

i i would rather i also don't have to you know i'm in this phase of life where i talk about this i don't want to have kids i don't want to do anything that isn't this i don't want anything that would tie me down to anything i don't want to have to consider anyone else's schedule and opinions before my own. I don't want to have to accommodate and compromise and do this and pay for this. I'd rather be alone. Like, I realize that pretty quickly. I would love sure to find someone, but I like my stuff very particular. You know what I mean? Like the candles I want to burn and if I want to leave dishes in the sink, I'm going to do that. But at the same time, the house needs to be generally clean and picked up.

You know, it's little things like that. Like, I leave my toothbrush and toothpaste, like, on the counter. Are you someone that's like, Dane, I can be the... I don't know. I don't know. And I don't want to have to think about it, and I don't want to have to share my space. So, my message being, I'm totally fine being alone. And I can finally say that and mean it.

Like, I mean it. I am fine if I'm alone. I like being alone. I like my me time because I get to recharge and I get to do the things I want to do. If I want to read my Kindle for eight hours straight, I'm going to do that. Don't talk to me, don't look at me, don't bother me. Stop breathing so fucking loud. Like literally get, go sleep on the couch. You know what I mean? Because that's another thing. I'm not moving in with a man into his home. No. I will, you will have to rip me away from my room and my living room couches, but I start biting him. I don't want to leave my house. I love my house. I love being alone in my house. Get out of here. Why are you here? Anyway, yeah, man, that's how I feel.

Like, right now in my life, because I did, I lived with a man for about a month over the summer. Y'all don't know the lore. Y'all don't know my lore. and you never will and you never will yeah I lived with a man for like a month that shit was weird like ew you don't wash your hands after you peak you are so gross

and it's the mindless shit too like just leaving things everywhere not wiping the counter if it's wet if you spilled something leaving it it's like are you so I'm getting stressed out worked up about a relationship I'm not in Okay.

So if I'll do it for me this week, guys, I love you guys. Y'all be good. Go listen to that song. Go listen to Shrek 2 soundtrack. Please, for the love of God, the Shrek 2 soundtrack. Let me tell you something, too. This is not going to be the last time I mentioned Shrek 2 in the weeks to come, in the months to come, years to come.

Shrek 2 is an evergreen topic that I will continue to sing its praises. Thank you, Lord. Hallelujah. Okay, y'all. week. If you want a Brokewere Report, hoodie, go to Broski.shop. You want a MoMo, slippers, broskey.shop. Thank you guys. Royal Court comes out pretty much every week. So go check that show out, okay? It's a cute little indie girl. She directs it, and she stars in it, and she writes it. It's, you know, it's like an indie little project. So go check out Royal Court.

And then, um, everyone leave a comment under this video that says, Fuck that. I forgot what I was saying, but Andor season two comes out this year, I'm pretty sure. Um, lock in. If y'all haven't seen Andor season one, go watch it right now. I listen to the Shrek 2 soundtrack now. Okay, love you guys. Bye. By the time I hit my 50s, I'd learned a few things. Like how family is precious. Work can always wait. And 99% of people over 50 already have the virus that causes shingles. Not everyone at risk will develop it, but I did. The painful, blistering rash disrupted my life for weeks.

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