The Bugle - Bugle 4043 – Questions and Answers

Episode Date: September 18, 2017

It's a LIVE Bugle! Andy is joined on stage by Helen Zaltzman, Anuvab Pal and Producer Chris to ask questions about India, North Korea, gravediggers and of each other. Most importantly, we get the latest from Andy's attic.Recorded live at the London Podcast Festival. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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into people's eardrums than any other medium apart from Bibles. The festival that even the great gang is can't himself could not stop happening. The festival that has Glastonbury quaking in its muddy, muddy boots. The woodstock of the third millennium, am I talking this up too much. The greatest cultural event in the history shut up Andy This is the latest visual version of our remorselessly audio dependent show Please now welcome your host current world record holder for most appearances ever on the bugle podcast No time winner of the British snake farmer of the year award the face of London fashion week Sorry, that's that's a Russian hack. Sorry live and in three of the world top ranked four dimensions

It's Andy the Quason of desolation Slats Thank you. The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world. Hello Bugleers! There was one thing Chris told me not to do before the show and that was talk over the bit where it says you did it Yeah, I did it. It was great. Right. I did talk over it. No, no, I think you know what I mentioned it anyway So no expectations anyway welcome Welcome bugleers how I all

Good excellent. Welcome to the bugle live here at the podcast festival to end all podcast festivals by which I mean they'll probably be an even bigger one in just over two decades. I am, let me just check my details, Igor Alexeiovich, Struskin, sorry that's my work ID from my realtor. I'm Andy Zoltzmry, I'm here live at Kings Place London. In London's glamorous Kings Cross area! This is the seventh Bugle live show, doubling up as Bugle issue 4,043, coincidentally, 4,043, the atomic number of the recently discovered elements of Bugilian, which is found down the back of the Sirn Large Hadron Collider in Frank Switzerland. Now thought by some scientists contain the essence of truth and others to be made up. You be the judge.

4,043 also by coincidence, the number of people who actually ate the food at the feeding of the 5,000 of the sell-out 5,000 crowd at the 30 AD, Galilee Festival of Magic, Storytelling and Metaphors who'd come to see Jesus' H. Christ do his headline acts. 957 of them actually pissed off home before the now rather tepid and soggy fist finger sandwiches made up to the cheap seats. Some left even before the stage was invaded by the owner of a large burger van, parked outside, who shouted, you just put me out of business, you do good in f**king hipster. Never mind, water into wine, perhaps you can turn my 5,000 un-eaten burgers into whole cold hard cash. I've got bills to pay, and not all of us have daddy to bail us out. So, directly from

a gospel according to St. LaShawne. So, welcome, the Bugle. So who here has listened to the Bugle before? And who has not? What? What are you doing here? Long hour ahead. Yes, now that's become something of a hostage situation. Welcome, we are recording this on the... You have to know the date when you come to these gigs. It is the 17th of December. December, September. 17th of September, near enough. To prove it, has anyone seen today's newspaper.

Yep, there you go, that's the time code. A few anniversaries to go through as always the 15th of September, 1959 was the launch of the first ever photocopier, which was tragic news for artists specialising in painting realistic looking back sides. Simply can't compete with a speed and convenience of modern technology. Rembrandt, can I pull my trousers up now? What do you mean you don't think you've captured the light yet? I think we've missed the moment. Everyone's gone onto the bloody nightclub. You have ruined my office party again, Rembrandt. On the 18th of September 1947, the creation of the CIA

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2021 a sympathetic to me to remove your sense of social sympathy and So, I'm going to show you a few of the most beautiful things that I've ever seen. I've been a little bit more than I've ever seen before. I've been a little bit more than I've seen before. I've been a little bit more than I've seen before. I've been a little bit more than I've seen before. history show these days. Hundred years to the day since the only documented use of unicycles in warfare. That was a battle of the clowns on the Western front famously ended in a stalemate when 200 German clowns got stuck in the same tank. And an outburst of heavy rain, not only led to the Allied clowns getting their massive

shoes stuck in the clawing mud, but also dissolved the custard on their custard pies. And another anniversary hit, can anyone in this room tell me what happened on the 18th of September 2004? Anyone in this room? Yes? You got that. That's not the answer I've got here, darling. Anyone in this room? Yes? You got that. That's not the answer I've got here, darling.

The phrase, the answer I've got here is, it was the South Africa V West Indies cricket match in the 2000 for Champions trophy at the Oval. Sadly interrupted by Raiden, had to be finished the following day. Who was that voice? That was my wife rather than just someone who... Okay, that's, who was that voice? LAUGHTER LAUGHTER That was my wife rather than just someone who knows a largely large amount about me. Speaking of which, I'll get to coming on later on.

One of them does know quite a lot. Anyway, so as always, a section of this pupil is going straight. In the way! Testify. This week, this week, London Fashion Week. In the bean, is anyone been to anything at London Fashion Week yet? No. I just don't think there is much of a democratic crossover between podcast fans and fashion fans.

Obviously, I am a fashion icon. And so for those of you at home who can't see this great visual extravagant, that is the live bugle, I will now describe for our audio viewers at home exactly what I'm wearing. Chris, some music, please. Andy, today, is wearing a shirt and some trousers. He's accessorised these with socks and shoes. There you go, trendy and on points as always.

That section is in the bin and it's time now to meet our guest. Do you have a jingle for bringing the guest on? Yeah, which one you're bringing on first? I'm going to bring Helen on first. OK, I think I've got it. Oh, OK, I'll just introduce her to the fans. So are you ready to meet our first guest? Yes.

That is the correct answer. Well done, 10 points. And our first guest, keeping it in the family, sorry, keeping her in the family. Sorry, I went to an all-boys private school, pronouns for non-male things I've had a lifelong struggle with. Anyway, she's... It's just the way we're talking. It's not right or wrong, don't judge me. It's...

Anyway, she's epigrammatic, idiosyncratic, largely non-aquatic, occasionally undiplomatic, she's still living in my f***ing attic. She's simply... She... Not for much longer. She's simply each knowledge and belches it back up as podcasts. It's the quibbling sibling, the etymological lodger, the fount of all wisdom, the always active volcano of listenable lava with a pyropod

classic flow. It's Mount Saint Helen Saltman! Hello Andy, hello, but you glist. Then that was how some of your best work. Thank you. Very proud. Right. I had this music made special of you. It's, I'm going to keep it with me wherever I am. It's jaunty. Well, because you are about to sleep though. You're about to go traveling around the world.

You need that music at some point. To get you out of a tight spot with some Mexican drug lords. Well, you just put it on and they're instantly like, Hey! Just let's put our differences aside. I don't know how drug lords work. And I don't know why I would ask you as the person, even less qualified to explain a difficult drug lords situation. Iewn i'n gweithio'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r ddod yn yw'r text. So if that helps. Are you saying Mexican drug lords are like village cricketers? I'm just trying to think of the most identifiable thing in your

experience which is really limited to that and nothing. Zing. Anyway it's time to meet our second guest also joining us but sharing considerably less DNA with me. Other sibling is here as well. So you do have the three results when siblings in. All right, right to get up on stage later. This is not the man I'm introducing now. Partly, yes, let's say DNA, partly because he's been taking blood transfusions from a shark

to make himself better at swimming. Also, Helen, it's someone who might have never been sitting next to in Tombertoil's Assembly rooms when he has absolutely annihilated his nappy. This is again. At least. Not yet. Maybe you should take him to the Panto this year and just see what happens How old was I at the time? 3 months I think that's excusable if it had been when I was like 10 and that would have been embarrassing You certainly didn't like brass band music judging from me

I think if anything I liked it too much All the way for a Mumbai India in Britain for a short time only to reclaim a sizeable chunk of the British Museum. It's a comedian, screenwriter and human encyclopedia ANUVA PAL! Hello, Andy. Hello, Annie Bab. Hello. You got your name there last time we spoke, you were in, uh, diast it, you were basically clinging to a giant polystyrene statue of Sachin Tendulker, floating through Mumbai during the recent floods. Yeah, that's correct Andy, that's why I'm looking a little nervous. This wasn't a planned trip.

Right. The Airybiancy came into my house and I just washed up on your shores. You guys went the other way voluntarily. in the plan trip, right? The area being see came into my house and I just washed up on your chores. You guys went the other way voluntarily. Top story this week and more rockets. Another week, another rocket launch. This time any guesses who fired it Yeah, it was everyone's the man described by Donald Trump just today as the rocket man in

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We've done a lot with the railway since you left. You're welcome. We laid the groundwork. Indicate. In that, we rode the trains. That's why we did. We left the trains. We haven't bought any new trains,

which is fine, a couple of hundred years is fine, not much has happened in the railways in that time. But now we've decided to buy some trains from Japan, some bullet trains, and one of the good things... There you go, that's... That was how I got here last week. That's good, it was useful. So we had some of these, and now we're upgrading straight

to the bullet trains. Now, last month, we had four train accidents on these. Only four. Yeah, only four. But we're getting that. We're getting that. We're getting that. We're competing with some of the best.

But now we decided to go for bullet trains, which is good, because if you can't enter your safety, at least you've got speed. Right? And I don't really know why people are laughing, I am a'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r f We don't insist on things like that. You see in the West and the hemisphere, you're very particular about certain things. Roofs, doors, tickets. Well, no, when you've got a billion people, you're just like, oh, fuck, you're just coming in. Couldn't be bothered.

What about Indian submarines? Have the same attitude to... ...doors and what? Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much. Which is why we haven't fought a naval war ever. to doors and one. Yeah, pretty much, pretty much. Which is why we haven't fought a naval war ever. Basic logistics. So now, obviously, the new bullet train line is going from Mumbai to your prime minister's home state,

essentially. To his hometown. To his home, to his house. Yeah. Yeah. So we're not sure if it's for commuting a yw'r prim yn ysgwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i'n amdwyrd i' in Uttar Pradesh have had to open today, someday, because it is Prime Minister Modi's birthday. Yes. And that's, it's his birthday. Lots of schools are open on Sunday. I'm shocked that that's not a custom in your country. I'm shocked.

You guys have lots of great leaders. Boris Johnson, for example, if he had his birthday, I'm surprised there's the curfew for a whole week. But yeah, schools are open. You have to go to school, and that's what a true democracy is. It's this birthday, you have to go in, cut a cake, even if you can't spell, read all right. You have to do that. So, I mean, that's basically the main thing on the Indian curriculum appears to be birthdays of famous people, because there was a local politician from Uttar Pradesh, complaining that the 220 day academic session had been reduced to

only 120 days due to public holidays caused by marking the death of death or birth of famous people. That's correct. We've got a long history. We also have 33,000 gods. Right. That's really hedging your bets, isn't it? So you have to really discriminate. if you want a bank open.

You know? That's all the things. So we're very careful, but this guy went for it. He decided to just call on all the holidays. My A school used to give us ice cream on Lord Baden Powell's birthday. I think I have found out of the Scouts, which is in February. So we would be lined up outside in the sleet, waiting to eat a cold thing. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio yn ffebryd. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio yn ffebryd. Mae'n gweithio yn ffebryd.

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Helen, you are our official Gravedigger in Correspondent. Ysgwch yw'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r i'r ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch y most promising trainee funeral director, and a what to do with the Ashes category, and somehow arranged an international cricket tournament did not win it. LAUGHTER Well, this is a historic moment. That is the first time Helen has voluntarily mentioned cricket. LAUGHTER

I mean, just in terms of the, is this the winner? Is this the... Yes, it is. Right, I mean, to be honest, looking at this, they don't appear to be really rewarding flair. Mae'n gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith o'r gwaith That's flat legs and arms, a Kimbo. It's like the Oscars, Andy. Sometimes an avant-garde thing wins best film, and sometimes it's just a plodder. Right. And maybe this you've got conventions, they didn't want to have to award a woman.

Yes. One female director's ever won an Oscar. Whop, that's not relevant. Anyway. Fair point. So what we're looking at is the moonlight of Grave Diggers. Yeah, that's... Thank you for catching on a minute later. Mae'n gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweith Well, it's your birthday soon, so. I mean, I do worry. I mean, what's the future now? And the pressure of being undertake it, you know,

grave digger of the year. That's, I mean, that's hard to deal with, isn't it? I mean, he's going to, I mean, surely, there's just going to be a little bit of spade work that has a bit, it's not quite straight enough, isn't it? I mean, can you sustain that level of performance year on year? Well, when you're at the top, the only way is down. That's a sad reflection.

It's best when you're digging ground. LAUGHTER I just thought I think he's probably going to be a big money transfer. He's going to be bought by some Russian oil tycoon. Yeah. And then... Maybe he'll start digging swimming pools.

I guess it's quite a transferable skill, isn't it? Yeah. Just... But also, if you've been digging mass graves rather than individual ones. Gost of skill. Yeah. A quick Brexit update now. And you Brexit fans? Give me a chair if you voted, remain.

Yeah! Give me a chair if you voted, leave. Well, it appears this room is not entirely a 100% representative of the United Kingdom as a whole. We are rich beyond our world, this dreams. That's the latest, which could use. Oh, in what? Well, court.

Bittonis. Folly? Well, delusion. Bittonis? Folly? Well, delusion, I don't know. Which? Well, as long as that business, Folly and Delusion is bringing us 350 million pounds a week, according to no lesser source than the ruthlessly objective foreign secretary, Boris Johnson.

Who? Now, the... Now, according to the Times newspaper, our former sister publication, they've talked about Boris reviving the Brexit's dream team, getting the old gang back together for one last job, Michael Gove joining him. And he said that we can get this £350 million a week of Mae'r cymryd i'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, I really just as an outsider, we don't have that, you know, we don't... And I was just thinking, could you just extend that to general economics? Could you have a bus that says, this is supply side economics and just write stuff? And I have a second question about Brexit.

I don't know much about it, but it just seems like it is something to do with... Because I've known, you know, I've been we've known English people to be explorers. Yes. That's a generous term. Yeah. I mean, 200, 300 years ago, you showed up in... Just explore, just add a bit of an explore. Yeah. And no harm, no foul.

Fair point. Fair point. Yeah. Wasn't going there, but we should. Yeah. No, no. That's what the English said as well. I wasn't going there, but... Wherever my privilege takes me.

So you've kept all the way for the 200 years ago, all the way in the town, I'm from Calcutta, Hometown. There was nothing there, absolutely nothing. Villages, 17, 15, lots of naked people, absolutely nothing, villages, some, the 1750s, lots of naked people, and you built a massive statue to Queen Victoria. Right. And a lot of locals were confused. There was no walk-around saying, who's that lady?

We don't know, she's important, and I was the country. That's the great British way, you put up a f***ing massive statue somewhere, people will pay attention. We paid attention. But work for the Romans. Yeah. She was holding a staff of some sort. So we thought there was important flags, everything.

So that was great. So you did all that 200 years ago. And now it seems that there seems to be some hesitation to cross the English channel. But yeah, maybe we just got it out of our system and appreciated home comforts a bit more. Yeah, precisely. So it just seems like from the voting patterns,

older people voted. So I just think as an outsider, I was just confused I was thinking maybe older people went to the world, realized it's shit. Game back and said, we'll save young people the trouble. So basically, Brexit vote was the aftermath of a communal national gap year. Which we found ourselves and didn't much

like what we found. Are you saying that the leave voters were 200 year old colonialists? Psychologically yes. No, I get it. But Boris is insisting that Brexit, this is great news for everyone by the way, will allow the United Kingdom to be, quote, the greatest country on earth. Which, I mean, it's awesome news. Did he provide metrics? Well, this is always a problem with the greatest country on earth, Stick.

It's quite hard to prove it. I mean, to be honest, it's a bit negative. I don't know why he's restricted to just earth. There's typical negative politicians, which would be the greatest country in the universe. o'n gwaith yw'r ysgwch yw'r ysgwch yw'r ysgwch ywyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi gyddi

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So under this new scheme, Spain, for example, will lose both the systematic extermination of indigenous peoples in South America, but it will also lose the siesta. Would Picasso have been so good at painting if he hadn't been properly arrested, of course he wouldn't. And also under this scheme Britain will lose both the British Empire and the British Empire. So and also old, this is direct from Boris Johnson, old friendships with Commonwealth countries Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r

gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r I mean, is there any, is there any like like minor changes to the way we conduct our Global friendships that you'd like to see this time around maybe open fire on slightly fewer crowds and confines places or still less grain I think you know, just I just think this time round if there's some sort of commitment That would be nice either you're staying or going that would help right not coming would help as well Okay I'll just, I'll just, I'll just make a note of that. Always welcome. It's like there are some friends you're just glad

but they don't come to your birthday party. And stay back in your house. Yeah, they that don't leave on time or they don't turn up. Say, natic, maybe for you or something. Bye. I continually feel that in the middle of a family dinner party. I think it's nearly time for the Q&A, Chris. Yeah, why not? So, Chris, we're going to do an audience Q&A question answer session, which has always been a part of the bugle live shows,

and to make this a little bit different, we're going to ask the questions and you have to answer them. So Helen, have you got a question for the audience? When did you last cry and why? Wow, wow! Got it, right, so who's going to put their hand up to that? No one, you're just going to have to pick someone in the crowd Chris. He's a train triathlete, so this is safe.

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First time. Only on the inside. Do you have a question for the? Yeah, I'm curious. It's very well traveled audience. I'm always curious to know. If those that haven't been to India, if you go, what's the one place you want to see and why? The Garmsies.

The Garmsies? The River? Yes. Yeah, it's quite dirty. But welcome, it's still there. It's still there. We still got some water left. Yeah.

The good thing is that we're big followers of Donald Trump, so we don't believe in climate change, right? So we're just letting it dry up on its own, but it's still there if you come by next week we'll still have it. Mae'r gweithio'r amser yn gweithio. Mae'r gweithio'r amser yn gweithio'r amser yn gweithio. Mae'r gweithio'r amser yn gweithio. Mae'r gweithio'r amser yn gweithio. Mae'r gweithio'r amser yn gweithio. Mae'r gweithio'r amser yn gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio.

Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio.w'r ysgwch yn yw? Ysgwch, yw'r ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch yn ysgwch, yw'n ei wneud yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch won the Cancer Championship for the first time in 25 years, despite the difference in there, we're going to be relegated. Is this another sign that the apocalypse is coming? All right. Well, Chris, Chris here is a hardcore Essex cricket fan. The answer is yes it is. Yes. Well, because the last time Essex won the championship was 92 and there were loads of apocalypse is not going around then.

Well, didn't we fall out of the exchange rate mechanism in 1990? It basically is the harbinger of economic catastrophe. So thank you, Essex. In the late 80s, eldest brother Rick told the child that the world was going to end in 1990. So it's been like four years really petrified. I've never heard you say that before.

I'm only just now coming to terms with it. It's been like four years really petrified. I've never heard you say that before. It's I'm only just now coming to terms with it. He said the world rather than your world. That's absolutely critical in a sentence like that. A couple more. Move it mate. This is what he trains for. We haven't really thought through the geography of this building.

If the use of food banks is a sign of a fully functional and marvellous society, what else has the Tories gifted us of late? Tell us, can we see that things are going brilliantly? Well, food banks are also, I think, it just shows the great British sense of irony that people who have been left with nothing have to go and collect their food from organisations named after the institutions that essentially

Created the catastrophe that is ruined their lives. I think it's So it's what a witty nation we are at heart What's did you have food banks in? In that that would require organization, right? Because I mean Right, because I know at times, at British history, we did basically use India as our food bank. That was quite a bit coming through, yeah. You know, I think the thing about Empire is complicated relationship, but I think the main thing was that we were really surprised,

because when you guys showed up first, you said, we'd like to live here, we were just shocked that anyone would. And this, if we want to build stuff here, initially, we were like, go ahead, you build roads and so go ahead. But then when the food started leaving, that was a problem. I hope you've enjoyed it.

It's been great to be here at King's Place, of course, right next to the King's Cross and Pancras Station, which of course, boasts a record number of... Oh! ...difference. Oh! ...difference. Boasts a record number of...

...difference, London... ...London Underground lines going through it. Six in total out of the total of 11. And this year, of course, is the 154th anniversary of the tube system opening, and that massive party that I went to recently in the the Prime Minister was hosting it and we just got chat as bit awkward and so we just making conversation about the tube and stuff and said well you know can you tell me your favourite food shop selling cold meats and cheese and Theresa may say nah I can't

do that I really can't do that. I said, go on. Pick a deli. There was a colleague of mine, famous TV satirist, I wouldn't say his name because it's a bit embarrassing story, but he just started satirising stuff at this party, particularly reality-based TV, he had a real pop of it, he districtly. And then really started going after ancient fairy tales and sofas, he hammersmith and set ease. How many tube stations are there? There are hundreds on there. No, no, this is just the tube lines. It's just the tube lines if you've been paying attention, Helen.

No, it's just the tube lines. There are finite number of tube lines. No, they're not. This is infinity amount of punning about tube lines. I'm just thinking, two more and I wish the French had invaded us. Everyone was there, including dead people. more and I wish the French had invaded the house. Everyone was there, including dead people. That's, oh, good, this party was for Ouija board. The writer of Bright Head revisited the former lead singer of the Velvet Underground and even from the ranks of the alive, the actor who played B.A. Barakas in the 18, recently

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Yeah, very nearly, don't film. Yeah, very nearly done. And by any way, those women, they've been on the sunbed for far too long, wearing a fishnet body stocking by mistake. That's head to the reason why you did the meter. And she said, yes, our meter, our Pauling tan. Our Metra Pauling tan. Metra Pauling, Metra Pauling tan.

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So, Anuab, you're in London for a few more days. I am, but I've just come to realise that a large portion of the British people know a lot about your private life. It's been great, great to be here. Thanks for about two Kings Place for having us. Thanks, please show appreciation for your guest tonight. Helen Zoltzmann. APPLAUSE Anniver Powell. APPLAUSE

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