The Bugle - BUGLE MERCH IS BACK

Episode Date: July 31, 2020

Buglers, it's here! Bugle merch is finally back, Go to http://thebuglepodcast.com/ now for T shirts, socks and to pre-order the Xmas jumper!Buy by Sunday 2nd August for 15% off with the code FLAMINGO.More lines are in the, er, pipeline.Regular ep coming Monday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound. We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard, a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven, and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com. If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen. Thebugelpodcast.com to a real thing that's going to happen. TheBuglePodcast.com to support the Danciler Guard Reader. That's a new deal!

The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world. Hello Bugleers and welcome to a brief sub-sub-episode interstitial micro-bugal 416.5. For the next few weeks we are shifting the bugle recording day to early in the week, not its traditional Zeus-given Friday slot due to a cricket earn more importantly be me working at the cricket if indeed working is the correct word. So we will record this coming Monday then the following two Tuesday so your bugle this week will emerge into the PODY verse next week on Tuesday the 4th of August. So what I'm essentially saying is there will be a bugle episode this week but it will be next week and next week's bugle will be the following week

if that makes sense which it does if you're prepared to accept it makes sense. Also the lack of a full episode this week until next week allows me to alert you to the relaunch of Bugle Merch and yes we have a cavalcade of delectabilities for you ranging from t-shirts to socks with nothing in the t-shirts and socks currently, but there will be more other stuff to follow soon like hats and maybe some other things. And you can pre-order the 2020 Bugle Christmas jumper assuming Christmas happens this year which it hopefully will, otherwise there are going to be a lot of disappointed turkeys milling around saying, geez I've got to clack through another year of this shit. So T-shirts and socks we are very much majoring

on torso anders, the parts of our listeners bodies, that most need to be covered up from the eyes of the Lord. The t-shirt of course is a world famous garment these days that has rendered the tabard all but irrelevance in everyday torsos wear. And there is no finer colour combination to insuretend yourself with than the orange and black of the bugle. Black for the immutable darkness of the universe. And orange for the fruit that if Eve had chosen that instead of the apple or whatever the forbidden fruit was would have been fine. And we'd have all been prancing around gardens naked as an egg instead of shuttling around towns

and cities clothed and masked against the vengeance of the Lord, by which I mean t-shirts are available you can get them in orange with a black logo or black with an orange logo. Socks, on the other hand, are easily the most versatile item of clothing ever invented, as well as their traditional usage as a futular covering, the sock can also function as a mitten, a beard hammock, a shoulder drape, a nose-mountain chin shield, and an ear dogification accessory. And probably other things to use your imagination. It's up to you. Buglesocks are recommended only for users foot gop and mitten's other applications are undertaken at the users risk. And the Christmas jumper, well, what more can be said than that not only will

it make you 54% more likely to receive more presents than you usually do this Christmas, but also it will make you 18% less likely to receive novelty toilet books that can't go into the recycling bin quickly enough as soon as your family's stroke guests have left. Also, the Bugle Christmas jumper is future proof. This Christmas jumper will still work, even if the world ends and all humanity is destroyed. Full refund if this proves not to be the case. So go to thebugelpodcast.com, click the merch link and browse the incredible range of three things,

two of which have two different versions and you can get 15% off using the code Flamingo. Or you can pay 15% more or more than 15% more by also joining the voluntary subscription scheme or making a one-off contribution to help keep the bugle free and independent for the rest of time go to the website and click the donate button. That is all until this week's new early next week record and release date.

Until then, goodbye. you