The Bugle - Some very important Bugle news

Episode Date: July 1, 2022

Buglers, here is an announcement. We look forward to seeing you soon. Info and details: https://www.thebuglepodcast.comThis episode was produced and presented by Chris Skinner. Sorry, not sorry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hot Rod and Dragster were instead born in an explosion of fuel, sweat and pheromones. The show translated from satire to hot guy funk rock, bro bands, and the audience went wild. Three years later, the show pivoted once more to crypto. This was also fantastic. People cried. Then there was the happening. Hot Rod struck out one last time.

And dragster, well, dragster is now in prison. With stuff. But anyway, in this universe, however, the bugle continued and after a brief hiatus Andy Zoltzman returned with a new lineup of comedy cult hosts, including Zoltor the merciless, Randy Zoltzman, Sweet Zoltzy Sweet, Big Boy Zolttsa and dirty AZ. No, I don't know, sorry, that's another dimension. In this universe where we are, here, the bugle continued and it has run and run and it has now been downloaded hundreds of millions of times and is funded entirely by its audience. Yes, buglers, yes you, go you.

So what's the point of this intro? And can we stop the music? No? Okay, well, we'll keep that for... ...for fuck sake. Right, so anyway, what's the point? Okay, the point... ...um, I can't remember what the point is. The point...

The Bugle lives. The Bugle lives in this universe, it lives and it's great. And this October, it will be 15 years old. 15. 15 years old. There's gonna be a number of things announced to coincide with this. But the point of this mini cast is to announce

a UK and Ireland tour coming to October, starring Andy's Ultraman and a range of other great people with dates in London on the 15th of October, Birmingham UK on the 27th of October, Glasgow Scotland 30th of October, and Dublin Island 3rd of November. Tickets are on our site now, please come, bring birthday presents if you like, will Andy do pun runs? Will I remember my passport? Oh, by the way, yeah, I'm producer Chris, QBuglers, this is me who's taking this over because Andy's at the cricket and forgot what day it was.

Anyway, never forget to tell people that you love them. You just can't say too often. And by tickets, tell people you love them and by tickets, tell people you love them and buy tickets. Goodbye. Okay. I'm just gonna say... I'm just gonna say... I'm just gonna say... I'm just gonna say... I'm just gonna say... I'm just gonna say... I'm just gonna say... I'm just gonna say...

I'm just gonna say... I'm just gonna say... I'm just gonna say... I'm just gonna say... What the f*** is going on? What the f*** is going on? What the f*** is going on?