The Bugle - The Sistine Chapel: The Original PornHub

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

Andy is with an all-star line up of Buglers to look at the week in news, including Papal porn warnings, reactions to Rishi and chaos in Brazil, Israel and China.Why not listen to our new show, celebrating 15 years of Top Stories: https://www.thebuglepodcast.com/topstoriesThis episode was produced by Chris Skinner.Featuring:Andy ZaltzmanAlice FraserHelen ZaltzmanNato GreenNeil DelamereNish Kumar Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This week's show is a composite melting pot's a malgamatic computational best off hyperblend meldwodge of not one, not two, not four, certainly not zero, but three live shows from our Bugle 15th anniversary live Bugle live show, in Birmingham with Neil Delamay, Helen Zoltzmann, and via the magic of the internet Alice Fraser, that was recorded on Thursday the 27th of October, plus our two shows in Glasgow on Sunday the 30th, both of which featured Nishkumar live in glorious human 3D, and one each of which involved Alice from Australia and NATO green joining in from San Francisco, as well of course as producer

Chris and me and his ultraman so strap in. Here is your unique three bugles power welding into one bugle. A section of the bugle is going. Yes, a couple of sections in the minors week. In fact we have in the min a discredited conspiracy theories section in the min. I've Ys gydwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ywaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r in every walk of life now. Discredited this week, Neil Armstrong was a CIA agent who shot JFK and was sent to the moon to dispose of the evidence. Turns out, not true. The black debt in the 14th century was deliberately spread

by the international costume sector to boost sales of plague masks. Because big masks had been struggling since the heyday of Ancient Greek Theatre and needed to make itself profitable again. Discredited Hillary Clinton. she bought Willy Wonka's chocolate factory off Wonka and repurposed it to farm test tube grown human organs to sell illegally for transplant surgery to people who didn't even need

transplants but were persuaded to have them by a website run by Michael Blumbergen Taylor Swift. That's still 50-50. We don't know if that is or isn't true. The world is just a great big onion, flatly untrue. That has now been completely disproved. This conspiracy theory I read in the Daily Telegraph last week, Britain has been run for the past 12 years

by an unaccountable hard-left cabal intent on destroying the very concept of Britishness and probably the planet whilst they're at it to Under the convenient cover there being a conservative government in power Turns out that's bullshit as well, would you believe and and finally Canadian pop music is mostly a front for hard-line neo-liberal economics Who did you agree with that? Would you agree with that? Well, let's find out. Name me a Canadian pop star Incorrect. Carly Ray Jepson. So let's listen to a little snippet and find out what's at so her most famous bit of music. What happens if you play backwards, Chris?

I am in favour of cutting taxes under any circumstances and for any excuse, for any reason, whenever it's possible. What are you? Policeman. Undaligned most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself There we go, who'da thought it? Driven by a love of Milton Friedman Right Chris, we need a sting

We need a sting. Top story this week, well two weeks ago, our top story was Britain is f***ed. One week ago, our top story was Britain is even more f***ing f***ing thought. And this week, it's Britain waits to see whether we're any less f***ed than we were a week ago, or just f***ed in a different way. So, what a time to be alive. It has been. Mae'n gwybod yn y ffwyr. Mae'n gwybod yn ymwyr oes, mae'n gwybod yn ymwyr oes, mae'n gwybod yn ymwyr oes, mae'n gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweith fans because they have to report it. What's been your particular highlight of the swearing news bits? Tickular highlight is all the swearing and all the swearing. Right. You know, if we're going to have Tories, at least it's truthful to have swearing on the

news. Yes. Well, I'm in bringing Jeremy Huntback is pretty much carblons for people accidentally saying ****. And now we have Rishi Sunak, Nish. Carp launched for people accidentally saying And now we have Rishi Sunak Nish and a historic moment this is starting the first

billionaire prime minister Now as a member of the billionaire community We do talk about it at private jet, efficient auto societies. This is a huge time for the Asian community. I have never been, I never thought in my life, an Asian would be Prime Minister. I thought if there was an Asian that was going to be Prime Minister, he'd be in a sort of quite a nice bloke. No! Fight and for too long! I as a brown **** have not been represented in politics. It's been succession of white **** after white

**** after white **** but now finally as an Asian I too, country of being the most important **** in the whole ****ing country. We did it folks! Chris, you were supposed to bleep all ever. Yeah, I think, amazingly, you had me on as a guest on a week when we were talking about Rishi Soonak. I think you're going to need the bleep button. Sorry, Nate, I'll go for it. Well, so, so, Nish, I have to reveal my assumptions here,

which is I tend to understand Indian people as Jews, if you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like a friend, a friend, and it's usually, if a friend asked me recently, if Indians are the Jews of Asia, and I said, no, I don't think so, there's 15 million Jews in like a billion, billion Indians. Yeah.

It's more like Jews are the Indians of white people. And so my question is with the rise of Rishi Sunek, as are your parents more disappointed with you, Nish. LAUGHTER APPLAUSE Good, just again, that's quite a high-bought nickname. Hey, isn't it? It's a very high-bought nickname. I'm sorry. I genuinely am still relic from the phrase,

Jews and the Indians of white people. That was still another fantastic episode title, that Green is absolutely turning them out. She was the idiot of why people? You know, if I was ever to get a tattoo, it absolutely would be that. I, yes, there is certainly, shall we say some comedic overlap in the expectations of Jewish parents and Indian parents. I think that is safe to say. And you know, I don't think that this has helped because I'll be frank

with you. And this is for all the non-Indians in the room and all the non-Indians listening. Every Indian slacker you know knows Rishi Sunak. Not a specific man, but the exact same guy. Same haircut, same stupid little suit, same gormless grin, right? And the thing is that I think Rishi Sunak is actually quite unpleasant. He's done some really not great things. He's a refusal to raise the levels of sick pay

during the pandemic, contributed, was I think a driver to why people were going into work. He also pioneered e out to hellpout, which instead of getting the hospitality industry up and running by doing things like giving tax rebates to businesses that were doing takeaways. He encouraged people to go in, like, it was a disease that spread itself by people being sat close to each other and he was like, time to hit the heart. We got to hit the heart, baby. And so when that happened, I was like, this was a huge vindication for the Asian Slacker community

because we know Rishi Sunak and we fucking hate people like Rishi Sunak. And it turns out we were right to hate him because our arts degrees have never killed anyone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he came in pledging to govern with honesty integrity, accountability and professionalism. There's a hot crowd. They're even laughing at these setups. Honesty, integrity, accountability and professionalism. And within 30 seconds, he had reappointed Suella Bravaman as an executive. This was a reminiscent of that scene in... I don't know if you've seen the film Silence of the Mutton, the... the sequel to Silence of the Lambs. When Hannibal Lecter goes out for dinner with Clarice Staling,

promises he's gone fully vegan, takes one look at the menu, and orders a 32-year-old truck driver, medium-rare. I mean, Bravenman, let's, let's, we forget, and this again was, I can't remember if this was, I've lost a can-tard track of time, as well as hope, was kind of quit, stroke was sacked, quacked, as hope was, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked,acked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked, quacked was sacked, quacked as her own country. Quacked, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She jumped while she was being pushed. For a tour. It's a real piece of employment-based jujitsu. And then within a week, for a fairly significant security brief, yes, yes, to some confidential documents,

to people who shouldn't have received them from her personal email account. This was for a fairly significant security breach. Yes, yes, to some confidential documents. Yes. To people who shouldn't have received them from her personal email account. Yeah, but I mean, we've all done it in a way. The problem is, the president was already set because Pritipotel was the home secretary after she committed, I guess, the phrase technically is mild treason. Pritipotel, before she was home secretary, under under Theresa May's leadership had a meeting with the Israeli government that she didn't declare to the United Kingdom, which is technically treason. And they put her in charge of law and order.

So, you know, what do we fare in mitigation? She was on holiday. What goes on holiday stays on holiday. What have you done on holiday, Nish. What have you done on holiday, Andrew, that you're worried about coming out? So that's an entirely different show. Neil, as an external observer, analysed the last two months of book.

I think looking at it from the outside, I think I speak for everyone in Ireland when I say it. Liste Ross, what are you thinking? We're trying to figure out what Rishi Soonak is going to be like on international matters because at previous hustings he famously opened it in Belfast and he said, good evening, fellow Briton, switch. He's obviously playing the orange card there and not the green card which is weird because he recently had a green card on the last year.

Some people think Rishi's height matters. Some people are obsessed with. Some people are at Nli's trust thinks it's further proof of the anti-growth coalition. Because he's... NATO, how has the reaction been in America to the curious political upheavals we've had here? Well, so as usual, Andy, I'm trying to follow your situation with, I would say, amusement, curiosity.

So Rishi Suneck had a video put out that had the, it seemed like a very high production value video like made by Ridley Scott. Lots of snappy cuts and sound effects. They couldn't be bothered to like, spring for real music. So they had to use child pornography music, I guess, as I understand it. So, but in the video, there's a shot of Sue next saying, I will unite our country, not with words, but with actions.

And the immediate next shot is of him dipping a biscotti into a coffee, which is technically an action, but not, I mean, at uniting, obviously, like, I mean, dipping a cracker into a coffee is delicious, and if he's got a mouth full of snacks, he's not shredding the safety net. But I'm not sure, if I understand that you can't correct me, I'm not sure the major problem

that you have is insufficient unity. Liz Truss was the least popular prime minister ever. 80% of people thought that she was shit. And that is the kind of unity we're looking for. It's almost a statistical impossibility to be that disliked as a politician. It means that not just members of her own party hated her, but also her friends and relatives.

That is like life goals level of unity. So my favorite thing that jumped out at me from the current travails in the UK is that 80% of people disliked Liz Trust, but there's a new poll that 69% agreed that the UK is headed in the wrong direction. So first of all, 69. Nice. Nice.

But also, I'm interested in that delta, 80% dislike Liz Trust, 69% think the UK is headed in the wrong direction. Who is the 11% that hated Liz Truss, but think things are great? Like, what is that person's story? I want to know. Also, we should clarify that when NATO says it's child pornography music, I realize we blew past that quite quickly. And if you have no awareness of that video,

or the new story that's brought up around it, I imagine that sounded quite alarming. The music sounded... Yeah, alarmingly, like alarmingly, like a Gary Glitter song. Like, it sounded more like a Gary Glitter song than is ideal. I mean, you were a thought, you know, if you're a prime minister you've come in and you're trying to song, then it's ideal. I mean, you were a thought, you know, if you're a, yeah, prime minister you've come in and you're trying to, you know, set a good tone in your first week in Pounders, already controversy over your point, various appointments, you would

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No, this entire lack of consistency in leaders, it's getting really annoying. So Liz Truss was a Liberal Democrat, then became a Tory. Mary Lume McDonald, who's going to be, who's the Sinn Fein leader, used to be in a party called Fina Foll, the DUP guy, Jeffrey Donaldson, used to be a member of the Ulcer Union's party. The King of England was once the Prince of Wales. 60 odd years he was happy with that job and suddenly he got a shot of the top job boom in there. Also the current Pope was rabbi of the year in 2012. Oh is what I was hosting near war? Badju, badju.

There's also a story breaking today that Liz Trust is phone. This was a breaking so recently, it was like happening as we were on the trade up here, but Liz Trust's phone may have been hacked by Russian agents. Michael God was asked this morning if it happened and he did not deny that it had happened, at least Russ' phone may have been hacked by Russian agents. Michael Gover's ass is wanting a fit of happened and he did not deny that it had happened, which basically means it probably fucking happened. At this point, is she the worst Prime Minister of all time? Like, I mean, let's not forget,

she fucking killed the queen. Like, yeah, she iced the queen, tank the pound and compromise state secret. Like, that is Hall of Fame. That was, she did that in 40 days. That is hyper-efficient. That is hyper-efficient. There's almost more fucking up than not fucking up. The shortest life expectancy of any mammal was some kind of, I it was I think 57 days it was some kind of shrew

Yeah, that could have lived through the entire In some ways it's it's almost it's almost heroic It's almost heroic. Yeah. Did you also, like, what else did you get up? Did you block the toilet in number 10 as well? Like, I mean, it's an impressive level of f***ing shit up to have got that much wrong in that short period of time. Well, it's certainly set to a bar that future Tory Prime Ministers

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I've only seen the moderate safe surface. I've only seen the moderate safe surface. Look at the way his finger almost touches the other finger. Oh! Also, the dome is a section of the form of architecture. Sorry, Alice? The dome is the sexiest form of architecture. Right. Looks like a boob. More places to bang on it. And it's spelled doomy.

Apparently in the transcript of his speech in VanCencity, Pope Francis said about pornography, the devil enters from there, which he's either describing pornography or he's describing pornography. But also God is supposed to be everywhere. So if anyone is pointing around, it's God, surely. I don't think it's surprising. I think Pope Hobbes is probably the biggest size in the Vatican. And I'd say that in non-Suspeh. Pope Hobbes did you say? Yeah.

I think nuns are probably... I was trying to figure out what nuns would like in terms of the categories. And I thought, what is the most forbidden thing to a nun? And I think it's probably just having a saying running of the church. So I'd say it's just a lot of them watching videos of women making decisions. Ding dong. And here to clean your pool of holy water. Look at her. Look at her changing the liturgical reading and not asking anybody. Oh!

The pool pool also said it weakens the priestly heart. That was the phrase he used. Which I would suggest if you do a moderate intensity three or four times a week, it very much strengthened the priestly heart. It tends to be three or four times a week. It's very much strength and the crazy heart. LAUGHTER BELL I don't think this is the worst thing people involved in the Catholic Church are doing right now.

Would you say that that is the priority? Is this the, is watching pornography, the worst behavior? I seem to remember the film Spotlight wasn't about nuns watching fucking porn on the tube. It's, I mean, it's the tube. It's pretty spicy stuff. Maybe they should watch porn and that might get some of their urges out in a hell. Listen, I say things that people are too afraid to say. And I am saying, force nuns and priests in the Catholic Church to watch pornography

so they don't fiddle kids. Okay? So I think the subtext of that niche is that you are a ranger's fan. Is that right? Have I read that right? Because I'm... I'm... I'm...

I'm Jewish, so I'm part of this all. That, that, that, that, it works. I always forget up here, this, forget. I mean, to be fair, it's not the nuns as fault. They were just googling early 2000s pictures of themselves, naughty nuns. And, you know, one keyboard strog off, and you're, you're in a deep, well.

Right, on the subject, what are slightly related subjects, I guess, Halloween news now, and Quebec, the Canadian state. That's actually what a nun says when she walks in on a porn scene. Hello, Wayne. Again, I'm really gonna need you to raise your bar for bad puns.

Bear in mind, this is our second show of the day, I know how this ends. I mean, green tragedies, people knew how they ended, they still loved them. They were still high quality works of art, Nish. Are you comparing one of your pun runs to a Greek tragedy. Yeah, I guess so. I mean, it's the classic elements of inevitability and hubris. You are the aristoppers. They get their cum-uppence. They get their cum-uppence. They get their cum-uppence.

Actually, getting your cum-uppence is also a porn search. Oh, Rich. Family show, Alice. Family show. Someone's come up and seeing her. In Quebec, people have been asked not to dress as sexy nurses for Halloween. Now, I don't know if you're a big Halloween fans, I quite enjoy I like to harness the occult Halloween. I like to commune with the dead. In fact, I had a say on just last week, in which with my spirit medium we managed to communicate with the influential late German writer Gunter Gras.

And we thought might be really interesting to talk to him about the state of modern literature and all that, but he just banged on about the importance of hitting our net zero targets. An outline to sustainable plans for a low carbon economy. But then again, as they say, grass is always greener on the other side. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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injured. And as inevitably, they'd be giving them a sponge bath, and a boner would appear, they'd give them a touch of the cold spoon to deflate the boner. But unfortunately, what that led to was a touch of the cold spoon to deflate the boner, but unfortunately what that led to was a rash of spoon fetishists. There's so much bullshit on this podcast that I don't know if that's real or not. That's 90% real. That's 90% real at anecdote.

Look it up, educate yourself. Okay. Look it up, educate yourself. OK. But can you please all focus on the gig? Do not look up, spoon-effectiveness. What are we supposed to do? Spoon to the dig? I don't know what the search terms are. Dixpoon World War II. Didn't John Oliver play Dixpoon in a film? Yeah.

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tech fuel dystopian hell zone at any given time. We have 8,000 people living on the streets and over 600 people die per year from overdoses. Are we solving those problems? Not at all. But we can offer you a $75 fine dining restaurant for dogs. It's called dog. As spelled DOGUE, there's a dish that includes wild antelope part. UK, you think you're f**king, you don't even know about f**king bro. This week was the spouse of the leader of your center left party attacked with a hammer by a nudist obsessed with conspiracy theories coming from a pillow company.

No, that's what happened to Paul Pelosi's, Tannancy Pelosi's husband Paul. So shut the fuck up about that. You think you've got it bad, UK? You don't even know. In Brazil, there's a runoff right now between Jair Bolsonaro and Lula de Silva. Did your far right leader incite political violence

that hundreds of thousands of people die, cause environmental destruction, and then have to be hospitalized because he was loaded up with a kilo of feces? No? Did that same far right leader have a friend named Roberto Jefferson who was under house arrest, but kept breaking the law while under house arrest that the police came to re-arrest him and then he threw grenades at them.

No, then what are you whining about? By the way, Bolsonaro is in trouble for facing some political backlash for going on a podcast and saying that Venezuela and refugee girls were sex workers. Hashtag sex workers work, live-doon girls unite. He said he was riding his motorbike and stopped his motorbike on a corner, quote, took off my helmet, looked at some pretty girls, 14 to 15 years old. Then he found 15 to 20 more Venezuelan girls getting ready

on a Saturday, what for, to make a living. He later apologized and said they weren't sex workers. He was just joy riding through slums on a motorbike objectifying teenagers. And that's his winning argument. Sounds like somebody's gonna be making a video with a Gary Glitter song soon. You think you're a f***er?

You're countries overrun with racist heads who want to stop immigration, even though that thing that, that, that, that immigration is the thing that props up your broken economy. Have you heard of Israel? They have elections coming up and oh, yes, Suella Braverman wants to keep Muslims out of the country and people are offended. In Israel, they want to keep their Muslims there and ruin their lives forever. So, we thought Netanyahu was the right-wing candidate, but the thing about Israel is, someone is always further to the right.

And this year his name is Itamar Ben-Gvier of the religious Zionists. And I say this as a Jew, oh great, religious Zionists. Two shit-tastes that taste more shit together. In a moment of refreshing honesty and politics, in an article about Ben Kovir, Natham, 21, a year to student, said,

some of what he said is obviously bullshit. And I think we can all agree. So all I'm trying to say is, sometimes comedy involves exaggeration, but not now. So the Brazilian election is today, the runoff is today, Bolsonaro. A man whose blood type is COVID-19. Ha ha ha. That man's got COVID in his fucking teeth. I don't know, like, he's got COVID in place. I don't think it was possible to get COVID.

He's got COVID all up his arsehole. It's unbelievable. The guy is so much COVID. And he's up against former president, Lula De Silva, who's spent a bit of time since he was last president in jail on dubious charges. And now I'm no doubt Lula has his flaws. But next to Bolsonaro, he looks like a cross between Jesus Christ, Roger Federer playing a perfect backhand and a right mango.

I was really not going to say saying that the future of the Amazon rainforest and indeed the entire planet could depend on today's election in Brazil. I mean, who therefore, I mean, are you a rainforest fan? Do you know what I'm saying? I'd say I'm pro rainforest. Do you know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm saying?, you know what, I might be pro-Rain forest. But then, and these some teenagers, through potatoes, a painting that was covered by glass,

it wasn't damaged at all, and now I say, f*** the environment. If you can, if you can not damage artwork, then that is a disgrace, and I am in favor of fossil fuels now. That was satire there. Yes. Two sections of the press, this is a very action, two... Very interesting and successful protest action.

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through various machinations. But people are scared about Taiwan, but I read a foreign policy expert said that maybe they won't go into Taiwan, they'll go into Far East Russia. Yes, this is the thing, because eroded, they said that the West doesn't care, but that really and the Russian army won't be able to resist at that point. The population density is two people per square kilometer, so that there's nobody basically there. The next person is so far away. Like, if you're in a neighborhood watch, you have to have an eagle, that's the only way

it works. And then if you get, then there'll be Arctic China, then you get polar China, and if you have polar China, communist Santa. o'r i'n gweithio. Mae'r i'n gweithio. Mae'r i'n gweithio. Mae'r i'n gweithio. Mae'r i'n gweithio. Mae'r i'n gweithio. Mae'r i'n gweithio. Mae'r i'n gweithio. Mae'r i'n gweithio. Mae'r i'n gweithio.

Mae'r i'n gweithio. Mae'r i'n gweithio. Mae'r i'n gweithio. Mae'r i'n gweithio. Mae'r i'n gweithio. I mean Australia obviously is very well prepared for the rising threat of China by ordering some submarines that might be ready in 25 years. So when you're safe there, I mean is this power grab being big news in Australia? And it is not worrying. I said all we have a very sound military strategy. Our military strategy if we are ever invaded by our big neighbor upstairs is wait until the Americans arrive that's our plan.

That's our plan. Yeah, Xi Jinping is purging dissidents like a teenage girl who's worried that this differing opinion makes her ask look big. Some are now questioning whether there's anyone left in the party who could stop him making a rash move, a rash move like destroying all his enemies for example. And Professor Steve Sang, the director of the So-As-China Institute said, the risk of one man making a bad judgment and starting a war is always greater than a group of them doing so, which proves that he's never met a man. And I don't know if

you know about men, but they are desperately irrational and hormonal and cannot be trusted. Every bad decision in history was made by boners and spite. That was actually the name of the floor. If you don't think men are hormonal, go wait outside a par bon or Saturday night for two men to come out and have a fight about something that neither of them cares about. No one ever gets three punches into that fight and is like, hmm, good point to my

good man. Rationally made. I like to go to men having fights in the street and go, bit hormonal, are we? A little bit testarical. So boners and spite was the name of John Oliver and my double act when we started out. You see, it was unusual that the boners and spite refer to you twice though, wasn't that? There you go, I do hope you enjoyed it. Our next show will feature our final 15th anniversary tour show in Dublin on the 3rd of November. For more from our guests on this week's Tribugal, find Helen on her wonderful illusionist podcast. Alice you can find within the bugle stable on the gargle and in various forms outside the bugle stable too. NATO Greens website is NATOGreen.com and Neil has a podcast called Why Would You Tell Me That

In Which He and Dave Moore talk to the most interesting experts about the most interesting things such as the fact that bats don't get old or general Franco might have rigged Eurovision. Apparently. such as the fact that bats don't get old or General Franco might have rigged your revision, apparently. That's available wherever you get your podcasts and niches just generally floating around the internet. Also, don't forget my satirist for higher bonus extra tour dates, 13th to the 18th of November, in Leeds, Bath, Brighton, Tumberidge Wells, Cardiff and Worcester details on my not very good website and his ozman.co.uk. Until next week, goodbye. you