The Bulwark Podcast - S2 Ep1059: Sam Stein: The Divorce
Episode Date: June 6, 2025Elon went nuclear, accusing Trump of being a pedo, taking credit for his election victory, and calling for his impeachment. Trump in return may try to destroy Musk's businesses, or worse. While the pu...blic feud is entertaining—Thursday was one of the best days for Twitter and Steve Bannon—their meltdown is also frightening. It shows that we are at the mercy of two emotionally unstable men who can blackmail each other. Of course, Republicans and Fox desperately want the clash to end, because for starters, it could complicate the passage of a tax and spending bill that only Stephen Miller can love. Plus, JD is still a wimp, and Howard Lutnick is still a fool. Sam Stein joins Tim Miller for the weekend pod. show notes Action for Andry: Protest at SCOTUS at 5pm Friday Tim's playlist
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You can do it all yourself on Wix. Hello and welcome to the Bullard Podcast. I'm your host Tim Miller. We are coming at
you live from DC because we have our fundraiser tonight, Free Andri, which is now sold out
at the Lincoln Theater, but we have a rally beforehand over at the Supreme Court at five o'clock, so hope to see some of y'all there. I am delighted to
be here with my buddy Sam Stein, managing editor of the Bullwork, and what a great
day for us to be together for this. Lots of stuff happening. You know, the only
thing that sucks is like the worst time for news to happen for me for this
podcast is like the early afternoon, because we tape it late morning and it
goes out in the afternoon.
I finished taping and then the messiest divorce
in history happens.
So that was a little sad, but guess what?
We get to go through it minute by minute together.
But before we do, obviously we got to start
with the big news of the day.
And so I just, I want to go to a quick clip
and we'll get to the, you know, the lead story
before we get to Musk and Trump.
But we begin tonight with a flurry of activity.
Today at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
And yes, let not your heart be troubled.
I will address the battle between President Trump
and Elon Musk.
I know it's of such great international importance.
But first, there is fresh scrutiny surrounding Joe Biden
in a hardworking auto pen.
Take a look.
There's Ray Block of the Hannity Show, the auto pen.
Do you think there was like a debate before the show?
Sean, I think we really need to do Elon.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The auto pen.
Yeah, it's gotta be auto pen.
Do we have anything on the Hunter laptop?
How far back can we go?
What Biden scandal can we get?
Not a good sign, not a good day over at Fox.
All right, so, so much shit happened.
And we did a bunch of videos you guys have already seen.
But for the pod crew, I just want to start
Thanks to our friends at The Independent for doing this.
We're going to do a minute by minute chronology
of the feud.
And, you know, maybe just chime in with little thoughts
as they come to you.
Alright, so it begins at 1.44
Quote, Musk posts a slew
of tweets to Ax, including one asking, where is this guy today, tweeting
old Trump balanced budget statements.
I missed this one.
He then tweeted, the big ugly bill will increase the deficit by 2.5 trillion.
So he starts getting tips the toe in.
Probably should have workshopped that.
Yeah, with the big, I've been doing the big fugly squat.
Yeah, that's much better than the big Probably should have workshopped that one. Yeah, I've been doing the big fugly slut. That's even much better than the big...
Nobody seems to get that though. Madaglacies didn't even laugh yesterday when I said big fugly slut.
Oh, I know, it's tough. Not all my material lands. All right. Then he goes on, he goes,
Is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?
This is when in the office, I'm just gonna give you the office reactions because you weren't here,
we were like, how quickly is Nancy Jacobs in there? No label's
gonna call him up. I'm like, oh wait, Rich Whiteman wishes that there was a big party
that represented him in the middle. I heard this before. I don't know. I was like, one
time I did a panel at the Aspen Institute and I had seven straight questions from Rich
White so we're like, why aren't there any parties that represent fiscal responsibility and social?
Moderation you know so that wasn't Elon's best, but but it escalates
Laura Loomer 10 to 15 it goes after Musk most says you might be making a mistake. I'm gonna be around longer than Trump yeah
Then 237 Trump attacks from truth social says Musk was wearing thin, and then, so he
doesn't know what happened, but he just went crazy.
Same thing he said about Putin.
Remember that?
He said that about Putin.
Trump says a bad read on people, I guess.
Didn't he put, and he put wearing thin in quotations, which I was kind of curious.
Whose quote is that?
I don't know.
He also mentioned that he took away his EV mandate, and that's what he might be be mad about this is when it was getting a little bit juicy and we in the office
We were like oh my we were we weren't freaking nobody was sitting up yet. Nobody had leaned forward yet, but I was refreshing
248 we talked about the other day like the musk rapid response element to this
I give this was a Trump feud versus John Thune.
You and I talked about this.
We were comparing this to Jeb.
It would take four hours for John Thune to reply to anything.
You know, you have to get your press secretary to draft.
Musk is just fired.
Eleven minutes after Trump attacks and Musk hits back.
Such an obvious lie.
So sad.
Then things went quiet for 22 minutes
it was all silent
people were like oh that's an interesting little dispute between two gentlemen
I'll just say at this point in the office we were like okay wow but there we go
that's it we're cool
3 10 pm
the bomb
Moscow alleges Trump appears in the Fc files
okay this one in the office people were screaming like legit screaming
it was like oh my god mark this post for the future the truth will come out Elon
says that was a reply to his tweet just files linked to the investigation of
sex offender Jeffrey Epstein has emerged as a point of fixation oh wait hold on
yeah for Trump and his allies anyway time to drop the really big bomb.
All right, so that was 3.10.
4.10, after Twitter is insane.
Almost an hour passes and Donald Trump bleats out,
the easiest way to save money in our budget,
billions and billions of dollars,
is to terminate Elon's government subsidies and contracts.
I was always surprised that Biden didn't do it.
That's a good hit.
At this point I went to the fridge and I got a soda and a little snack.
I knew I was going to be a long day and I need to hydrate.
I think the Trump hit in a vacuum pretty good.
Like threatening to take the money away. Good hit.
Coming right after you're a bad
Oh, I don't know Donald. Maybe he's lost his fastball a little bit. What would you've done? I don't know you're
Fat fuck take away your ketamine you can't even get hard. Do you have to inseminate your your doing wise?
I see Trump would have gone right for the
You're like Pete Trump would have gone right for the dick. Yeah.
Okay, that was okay.
Elon then replies, in light of the president's statement about cancellation of my government
contracts, SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately.
At this point I got a little worried, honestly.
I was like, are we going to have a government?
I don't know.
Okay.
Decent, decent head there.
Then Trump goes on and defends the bill, substance of the bill for it really boring for 11
Boy, the musk leans in again the independent says he seems to agree
I would say he clearly agrees that Donald Trump should be replaced by Vice President JD Vance
I think the word was yes. Yeah here it is Ian miles Chong a Malaysian shit poster
Here it is. Ian Miles Chong, a Malaysian shit poster,
posted, President vs Elon, who wins, my money's on Elon, Trump should be impeached and JD Vance should replace him.
I want to note here, Elon was not tagged in this tweet.
So, Elon is just like, it's like that smoking meme of Matthew McConaughey is just on X,
just taking it all in
This tweet where he's not tagged quote tweets it yes, yeah Trump should be impeached I want to get back to that in a little bit
426 okay Musk attacks the tariffs Trump tariffs will cause a recession in the second half of the year like how much
Musk is gonna have the biggest
endorphin crash in history.
I was looking at my phone, my endorphins are firing,
I was like, can you imagine being E-line?
He's got four phones out,
he's getting the lights everywhere.
Ain't no way this guy's sleeping tonight.
How many times has he peed
because of the ketamine at this point?
Like five?
Yeah.
750, so a couple hours go by,
Musk says kill the bill, call your senator,
call your congressman
Bankrupt America is not okay, and then must last post for the day is a repost that says This is why Republicans will likely lose the house in 26 and Democrats will spend two years investigating and impeaching
President Trump well that was not his last post for the day. It was last posted with the feud
He then tried to kind of dial back and he
it was a very funny moment where there was like, speaking of being weirdly following weird accounts
on Twitter, he replied to like someone with like 180 followers who's like, let's tone it down a
little bit. He's like, you're right. I'm not going to decommission the dragon. Like where did you
find this account? Like it wasn't even responding to you. Like where did that come from?
I'm telling you, Elon is just like, Elon is in the mainframe of X.
Like, he is like, it's like he is trying
to become the singularity.
Maybe he is receiving constant.
He's got the neural link in his brain.
He's just getting X-Pos sped to him.
Imagine, I think about this every now and then,
but imagine you're a Tesla board member,
and you're watching this, and you're like, okay.
Is this man running our company?
Like, what's he doing?
I would be like, you need to like focus.
Yeah.
Like on us.
Yeah, well it's kind of a side part, but the Tesla stock was going down most of the
day pretty significantly.
Weirdly it went up when Musk accused Trump of being a bad-ass.
I don't know if the market saw that and was like, ooh,
Musk might have more power here than we thought in this fight. And I don't know, I market saw that was like who must might have more power here than we thought in this fight
I'm not a professional stockpile
Financial advice
but what I found that interesting because being
Being in the White House has not really been very good for Tesla
So why did I don't know why the market reacted so negatively do you have thoughts on that well
I think the prospect that must could be nuked
Like literally nuked I have you know although
I guess in theory kind of if you're an investor at this point you kind of want the guy to get gone
Yeah, right like focus on building cars a little bit. No. I don't try to make sense of this. This is nonsensical. Okay. Yeah, maybe it's, and JVL wrote an emergency triad last night that everybody should read. And
one of the things that he pointed out is like, Trump does, and there's a worst case scenario
for Elon that's pretty bad, you know, on his financially. And maybe that is the thinking
here where he ends up in the sour spot where nobody's buying like the libs aren't buying the
The maggots aren't buying his ugly ass truck Trump is apparently gonna sell the one he bought the red one
Yeah, that was nice this morning. So yeah, so that's it. There's a little SpaceX stuff
I'm gonna get into but I don't think that's my top takeaway. We'll get to that in a second. What what so?
Did you get a good night's sleep last night? Do you take a melatonin?
Really? I mean it wasn't like scrolling through it or anything, but I had been hopped up on it all day Did you get a good night's sleep last night? No, not really. So you take a melatonin. Not really.
I mean, it wasn't like scrolling through it or anything, but I had been hopped up on it
all day.
Not to the extent that Elon had, but it was definitely pouring through my veins.
I was excited about it.
So now is the day to breathe.
I think that there's some people that are more excited.
Bill Kristol is a downer this morning.
He's feeling more like that Trump will come out of this ahead.
What's your global takeaway?
Bill convinced me. I got to you what's your bill convinced me I gotta be honest
bill definitely convinced me so Bill's take is that um well that Trump has I
think this is Bill's word Trump has Elon's balls like in a vice
don't crystal said Trump yeah but you can read it in morning shot what I added I just assumed that was an edited line from you. What I edited is I had, and he has big balls.
But Bill took that out.
Big balls the person.
Yeah, big balls the person.
Fuck Bill.
No, but Bill's convincing because I think here,
it means basic like Trump could at any moment just say,
you know what, we are going to nationalize Space Force.
And by the way, we need to launch an investigation
into this because we don't want someone so unstable, you know, running these companies who's a government
contractor and like, there's plenty of government levers.
If you're sitting there being like, well, that would be really abusive of the government
for Trump to do something like that.
I beg you to look at what Trump's done.
So you know, I think Elon, well, I don't know if Elon's rational to recognize that he's
kind of screwed here and Elon's cards, I think he, well I don't know if Elon's rational to recognize that he's kind of screwed here.
And Elon's cards, I think he basically played yesterday.
You are a pedophile and you are in the F-scene.
He threw like, I don't know, does he have a bigger haymaker than that?
We don't know.
We don't know.
He's got some picks.
I mean, what was the black eye? Maybe Trump punched him.
You know, who knows? I think there's a lot of stuff behind the scenes.
We don't know exactly what he could have. and he's sleeping at Mar-a-Lago
in the White House that's so I don't know he might have insight on Trump's
private behavior that other people don't have I think he could have more
cards it's a compelling case that I think Trump certainly is gonna win the
Elon fight in the sense of like who ends up with more political power like
etc Trump has a base of support like just as we were joking earlier the idea that
Some rich Silicon Valley guy is gonna start a party of moderates. It's like we tried that buddy
It's called the Innovation Party. It's gonna be Zuckerberg and Jim Bandai. Yeah, we've been down the road
Trying it like that, so I don't think that's gonna work
I think that the political base wants the mega culture war stuff
I think that the threats to Trump here are also pretty real.
And I know that you might want to diminish it.
And this is maybe my critique of your old pals in the mainstream media.
It's like, it's hard to contextualize this stuff appropriately because it's so crazy
and you're just like, how do I cover this?
What do I do?
But it's like Donald Trump's top advisor
and top donor, the key man that helped him get elected, thinks that he should be
impeached and removed from the presidency. Like that is a massive story.
And I do, I think it's... I'm not saying it's not. I know you don't think it is, but
it's like because of like, they benefit from the clownishness of this, right?
You know what I mean? If this, like let different world. We're like six months into the Biden presidency. Who would be the Elon equivalent?
Alex Saurus?
Yeah, I was talking to somebody closer, advisor Anita or McDonaldin or something. Yeah sure, whoever. Some Biden advisor
writes an op-ed that's like, I think that the president should be impeached and removed. He doesn't have his faculties.
He's been lying to you about his health and
And he's on a pedophiles
And he's on a pedophiles spot list
Like I do think that the front page story of the post the next day would be
Biden's top advisor calls for impeachment and removal. Yes, and that didn't happen today. Was it not on the front page?
I mean, there's plenty stories was plenty stories But you're right
Kind of way right and so anyway, I think that that and alone is we're so conditioned to the circus with Trump that it's right
Oh, well, it's another chapter, but if you object in this I think I said this online the other day
When it was all transpiring which is like I'm deeply genuinely like entertained by all this
I'm also like really really frightened by it.
It's concerning.
It's incredibly concerning that these two men who are incredibly,
the most powerful two men in the world probably, among them.
Really?
Are so emotionally unstable, have so much potential blackmail over each other,
are so distracted.
Like again, I like... Friedrich Merz was in the Lincoln bedroom all this was happening? have so much potential blackmail over each other are so distracted like again I
Like Friedrich Mertz was in the Lincoln bedroom all this was happening just as a quick aside the Chancellor of Germany
Did you and we can imagine being this guy and he's like yeah, I have some tea. Yeah, he's like, you know
I'm trying to like save Ukraine. It sounds like hold on
I'm gonna threaten the government contracts of space and then it's um and then like we didn't begin the circus things like
We're not even gonna talk about it, but yesterday with Mertz
He was like you must have been really upset when the Nazis lost and I was like holy shit
But like that doesn't register. Yeah, anyways my there's something underneath all the show is some really like
obvious
Sirens about where we are as a society.
Yeah, no, the society's in a bad place and so is the White House.
So I guess I'm going to say that's just in a vacuum in any other world.
The idea that your top advisor would say you should be impeached and removed in a pedophile
is very bad for you politically.
Maybe that won't help for Trump.
Trump's polls are going to go up.
You know, it's never really happened.
Carl Rove, I don't believe ever ever accused George W. of being a pedo.
So, you know, anyway.
I think that also, the political power, you know, this political fight between the techno-fascists and the MAGA,
it's real. There's like a power struggle.
Trump obviously has more political power in the sense of there are more voters who care about him right like if he if there
was a primary between Trump and Musk he would win 85 to 15 or 90 to 10 but power
in the different sense like not the direct voter sense like you know
obviously there's a lot of influence in Silicon Valley it benefited Trump a lot
I know that it gave the Democrats this opportunity to be like oligarchs or
whatever but also like really helped Trump that the owners of all the biggest
communications platforms were sucking up to him and that these huge donors were
the VCs were sucking up to him and the crypto guys. It's a different type of oligarch too. It's like these guys
represent the future. They're innovation oligarchs, not old bankers.
So it felt like a little different politically. Yeah and so I think it gave him a lot of some benefits
You know just direct benefits and like how their platforms treated him, etc, etc
But also like future political opportunity for Maga read this idea that like you could coalesce
You know the cletus is and the evangelical Christians and like the traditional Republicans and also add in these kind of non
like Christians and like the traditional Republicans and also add in these kind of non like
Ideological really like tech bro
Kind of crowd like that was an important add to the Trump coalition this time for 2016 and that definitely feels in threat right now
So it's funny that you're just articulating it out loud
But it's bringing me back a little bit to what Democratic politics actually used to be, which is this you have this pretty wide tent
yeah, and usually the main players either have to sort of align themselves with the moneyed interest or the populists and
That was not always the case necessarily with Republicans, but this is the result of an expanding coalition
Yeah, and so, you know Trump's Trump's real talent has been he's managed to bridge the two.
And I don't know, that might be the ultimate thing here
is like it might not be bridgeable anymore
because really it's like, you know,
you have Steve Bannon basically telling Trump
that he does in fact need to nationalize space force
and oh, by the way, maybe deport Elon Musk,
like at this point.
And then-
Yeah, we're getting to that.
Yeah, and we're gonna get into that.
So, but that is true.
And it's forcing forcing it may force these
The Republican lawmakers to kind of take a side in this fight in a way that they haven't really had to choose this type of stuff
Before a couple other I think top implications of where Musk has a little bit more some power
It's number one is it I guess it's Politico your old pals are reporting that there's gonna be a call today
They're gonna try to do a truce. Yeah, but that's been kind of debunked has it yeah, so Trump made a couple first of all
This is fun because Trump's like calling every reporter in DC whose phone number he said he's called today
So far just that we know he's called Bob Costa Dana bash
Dasha Burns and Jonathan Karl so at least four people they've talked to Trump
Oh, yeah, there's your phone on do not disturb you might want to leave it on just in case
So at least four people, they've talked to Trump on the phone. Is your phone on Do Not Disturb?
You might want to leave it on just in case.
Missed it.
And each call, he's telling every single reporter,
I'm not even thinking about Elon, which is like self-refuting.
Don't worry, I'm not thinking about it.
I'm just telling you, I'm not thinking about it.
It's like the guy on the banana sandwich.
We're looking for the guy.
Don't know who did it.
But he's also dismissed the idea that he's
going to have a phone call with Elon.
So I don't think there's gonna be that today.
And I also just, so generally, my point was
even if they did get to a truce,
which I think is possible, who knows,
that they would try to, it's not really sustainable.
And this I think goes to the Elon psychology.
There have been kind of two schools of thought
on Elon from the start.
There was one that this was a huge corruption scheme and that he wanted
from his AI whatever to gather as much information as possible from the
government, he wanted to expand Starlink and he was using this to enrich himself.
And there's maybe some overlap between these theories, but like that was his
core intention. Then there's another theory, which is that his brain has been broken by his own app.
And like the fact that his, you know, daughter was trans, and then he gets on X,
and that he is, he's doing all these drugs, and that his brain is broken,
and he is just a rabid poster, and he ended up getting radicalized and maggot,
and that's why he's doing this, and he doesn't actually give a fuck about his companies or the money.
And I was always more in camp to he just to me reads like somebody who's completely unstable
And has lost his mind and I know some of these people I have some of them in my life people who've gone taking the magpil
Rather than somebody who is like really?
You know strategically trying to manipulate the government and if that is right if the theory that his brain is broken is right he can't trust
Because he loans online all day and so something's gonna happen that like they can have a short-term truth
But then something will happen that you were joking about this when you said something about posters posters are gonna post
He wants a poster. He wants gonna post and so
Posters that you know nearer
Near is the only one I can think of off the top of my head. Nira Tandon.
But she's kind of getting back in the game.
She's getting back in the game a little bit.
She's reeled in as she was sent in for American Progress.
It was an epic Hillary poster, Neo-Lib Hillary poster.
Like, really, really strong game.
And then went to work for Biden and chilled.
I don't believe that Nira was doing like a Ketamine meth snowball.
Nira? And so it makes, I thinkero was doing like a Ketamine meth snowball.
And so it makes, I think it was easier
for her to reform maybe than Elon.
You don't really know Nero then.
And so I don't see it.
And this bill, and so this takes me to my second point,
which is that this bill is gonna continue going through.
It's created real political problems for the bill.
Does it mean that it won't pass?
I don't know.
But it's made it much more fraught.
And you don't really think think that Elon is like on Twitter
20 hours a day is gonna not shitpost this bill as it continues to go through the process
Obviously, he's gonna keep shitposting it now and there's certain Rubicon's he's cross that you can't uncross like shame on you if you support this
So yeah, call your lawmaker
Yeah, but I was thinking more like once you say this man's on the Epstein list
Like I don't think you can put that genie back in a bottle call your lawmaker. But I was thinking more like, once you say this man's on the Epstein list,
like I don't think you can put that genie back in the bottle.
I also think that-
I don't know.
And the VP did say Trump might be Hitler.
That's true.
So it's possible to get the genie
back in the bottle is Trump, I think.
That's true, I guess.
It kind of got lost a little bit in this,
but probably something that'll bother Trump
is that he claimed credit for Trump winning.
And Trump does not ever want to hear something like that.
So, you know, I think Trump will be aggrieved at it about that.
I think ultimately the effect on the bill
is not that it's gonna convince lawmakers to vote against it.
I think, and you know I talked about this,
I think what it does is it creates a bit of space
for lawmakers who are already not for it to say,
you know what, I kind of agree that
We need to do more and like maybe we should pump the brakes a little bit and like let's get more deficit reduction here
And and then does he ongoing so crazy make that actually harder for some of the Republicans. Yes, there's a
Shirley yeah, if he's like totally
On the deficit maybe the you know the Freedom Caucus guys might have been like I'm with Elon
But if he's like Trump is a pedophile who should be removed from office. Thanks a little harder
I think that's I mean Elan's out there like his takes on Trump are now more extreme than any MSNBC primetime
No prime time who said who has said the prime time and you said that you might get like Trump might go after the network I'm gonna call from the boss. Yeah, it would be bad. Yeah, it was um, it's not something that normal people say
Yeah, so Republicans it's hard
It makes it harder for them to be with he is still rich and he does still have the capacity to like amplify
X in your favor if you so let's say you're just like random Freedom Cau caucus member who isn't in love with the bill and you can now say,
okay, you know what, I agree on the principles
that he's talking about and then Musk starts boosting you
and he makes you into a hero,
he throws a bunch of money behind you.
I'm not saying it's gonna happen,
but now that is a component of this legislative debate.
I think it's also, we discussed this a little bit
before us all went down with Iglesias yesterday,
but he is very focused on how do you raise the salience of this bill, because his point
is like, this is unpopular.
So if you get to the Democrats thinking on this, like, cutting taxes for the rich and
cutting Medicaid is not popular.
And so does just Elon talking about how awful it is make people who otherwise wouldn't even
be paying attention to this, like, aware of this bill bill Maybe that's harmful for the bill so the issue for Democrats
I think is that with Elon he doesn't like about this bill is not what they give a shit
I mean like they have a say on for tax sure but just like you know even talking attention to an unpopular thing is maybe
But if you know it's like being like it is just you're responsible for us to cut Medicaid like this right Democrats make hell
Yeah, it's fun
But that's not what he's saying and so it becomes a little bit of a bank
shot. I think Edgar, Andrew Edgar in Today's Morning Shots sort of made the case, well, you can make it about like these two, you know,
men who are in a dick measuring contest are just basically trying to figure out how to like...
A really small ruler for that contest.
That's like preschool kid rulers.
You can't get a regulation size.
Okay.
It's a mom and pop process.
Let's just make it about them being like KS agents
who you're entrusting them to handle your healthcare
and your taxes and you sort of tie
to their general unpopularity.
But I don't know, I mean Democrats should be like, look, he thinks
Trump's on the Epstein list. Investigate. And I think the Oversight Committee is doing
that, so we'll see.
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Should somebody file the Elon Musk articles of impeachment?
Maybe?
That feels like a Jared Moskowitz bill.
That would be a Moskowitz.
He's the one member. Yeah, that's if you want to troll like a Jared Moskowitz
Yeah, that's if you want to troll go to mosque or Shree what's his name Shree the one congressman who tried to
He's right in between they were like, please do not
Three and Eli are the only guys out there. Yeah, I guess I'm a little bit I was in your camp yesterday on like this isn't that helpful for Democrats because it's focusing on the debt and deficit rather than the real you unpopular stuff
But I don't know man part of this now
I just think it trickles out into the world in a way that it wouldn't have otherwise and the like people who do not really
Care how do they view it? Yeah, they're just they start to be like wait a minute
Okay
So what is this thing that they're fighting about? And it like
increases the data time and it cuts taxes for rich people and it cuts
Medicaid. Like who's for that? I get like, Stephen Miller is really like the only
person who seems passionately for this bill that I can tell. And so I just I
think that if you get that out into the ether more, I don't know, I think maybe it
can be an opportunity for Democrats. The opportunity is to just sow dissent in the Republican ranks, right? It's like,
you know, get them, get the party's base upset with Trump for abandoning fiscal conservatism. And,
you know, you divide the opposition and that's your benefit. I don't think it's like, oh, we're
going to like turn people into like staunch defenders of Medicaid because what do you know, I don't think that's really what I think it also puts a little bit of
a damper on like Republicans going around talking about how great it is.
Yes, 100%.
So that's their sales pitch.
So that's the so division things like if you have even like 10%, 20% the part it's like,
actually, this book kind of sucks.
I agree with Elon.
Then it becomes more problematic
and then you'll start to see in the polls
that the popularity of the bill goes down
and then that creates its own news cycle.
And then you start seeing a little bit of snowball effect.
Which is why I think they're trying to rush this thing
through, I mean, they cannot spare any time on this.
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Okay, a couple side journeys.
JD Vance, the vice president,
who is the's like the human
that most represents the kind of concentric the overlapping circles
yeah between the tech fascists and the fascist yeah he's right in the middle of
the Venn diagram and so it's a little bit of a sticky wicket for him
politically because he's gonna stay with his patron Trump but you know I mean
assuming that there's an open primary in 2028 and like he's gonna stay with his patron Trump, but you know I mean assuming that
There's an open primary in 2028 and like he's gonna want the tech guys to be with it
You know do you with him Peter Thiel is his main patron?
Yeah, so how does he play this he's posted two posts about this one tweet was a selfie of hit with him and Theo Vaughn
Mm-hmm, please he's gonna do the Theo Vaughn pod
Which as soon as I saw that my heart sank because
I was like, God, this means I have to spend two hours watching JD Vance and Theovon.
Yeah.
So that sucks.
Cracking some weird jokes and laughing uncomfortably.
The other one was, President Trump has done more than any person in my lifetime to earn
the trust of the movement he leads.
I'm proud to stand beside him.
You notice he wasn't mentioned in that.
Elon? No. It was kind of limp, I thought. Kind of.
Exceedingly limp. I mean Trump's out there being like Elon's gone mad and crazy like this guy needs to get off those drugs and
JD's just like I like President Trump. That's pretty limp. I'd expect more from my VP.
He's earned the trust of the movement and I guess what he's trying to say is like
People should stick with Trump. I guess that's what he's trying to say is like again. What is that?
I mean, that's that's like a very defensive defense
It's like if you really you should have said Elon's totally wrong
Trump is the man and this is bullshit and I'm sad that Elon's having this breakdown like that would be a normal statement
But yeah, I don't know.
And it also feels like it could be said
about kind of anybody.
It was not a very, so the JD thing,
in the end, what will matter for JD
is if this administration is a total disaster or not,
and if he can stay in Trump's good graces.
And that's basically it.
Those are essentially the two things that matter to him.
I don't think that at the end of the day,
if I expect the next three years to be
a total fucking shit show
and that people will be ready to move on,
I could be wrong from that.
I've been wrong before, we'll see.
But let's assume it's just normal crazy.
There's no big recession, bad shit happens, but like within the normal bounds
of football, you know, of Trumpy football.
Just every now and then the top advisor
calls for an impeachment.
The normal bounds.
Well, I mean, they stormed the Capitol last time
and got reelected, so I'm just trying to sense
like the Trumpy bounds.
And I guess, let me rephrase it.
People's lives aren't materially hurt like MAGA people.
Immigrants lives are really hurt, lots of people like that, but MAGA people's lives aren't materially hurt and
Trump sticks with him and Trump steps aside normally and he runs.
It's gonna be very tough to beat. You know what I mean?
Like it's not and the tech guys will know he's one of them, right?
So I don't know that it's quite as sticky as it seems like and I think that the play for him is pretty clear
He's got a stick with daddy Trump and it would have to be pretty ugly
I think to blow back on and I think the general
Lesson is that everything is ephemeral in Trump years, right? It's like everything that we think is like massively consequential
eventually recedes into our
Memories like you know three weeks ago. We thought the Qatari airline gift was gonna be a huge scandal. He just accepted the plan and we moved on.
I haven't moved on. You've moved on. Have I? Yeah, spiritually I think you have.
I feel really read by that because honestly I kind of have. I don't give a fuck about the Qatari plan.
I actually hope I go back to my initial take when he was on it. We were talking about how this one is gonna stick.
I was not. That was not me.
Fine that quote.
This one's breaking through.
That does not sound like me at all. That was not me.
Fine. It was me.
It might have been you on the weekend hit on MSNBC.
I too.
So JD's just got, I think JD probably knows this too.
I mean, JD was out there saying Haitians were eating dogs.
So we were like, this, this is gonna ruin it.
It's a little harder to weather the storm
if Elon keeps shitposting, I guess.
It's a little harder to weather the storm
if people are suffering because of your policies,
including the MAGA people.
If coronavirus hits and like,
there's 20 million unemployed overnight,
that's when it's hard to weather the storm.
Fingers crossed.
Oh right, a couple other side plots. You mentioned earlier, but the Bannon of it. Yeah, we have a there's a strange
JVL Steve Bannon Alliance that is developing. I know it makes me uncomfortable to even mention but I want to hear
Bannon and then we'll talk about and for any fan boys that still exist
While you're wrapping up in your cape tonight, understand
on Doge, there was, he didn't find any fraud.
There's plenty of fraud out there.
He didn't find, this was President Trump's first complaint.
Was this all BS, right?
With the, with the, with the Doge.
The acts should, that President Trump should be taking immediately, I think, when he threatens
to take one of the big programs out of SpaceX.
President Trump tonight should sign an executive order
Calling for the Defense to Production Act to be called in SpaceX and seize SpaceX tonight before midnight
seize SpaceX tonight
It didn't happen for the record. They did not the states. I was not seized. That's bold for man
JVL has been calling for a while. I think even during Biden times.
He'll correct me if he did so again in the triad, which people should go read on thebork.com to nationalize SpaceX for a little bit maybe
like less cheeky reasons than Bannon does.
No, very much less cheeky reasons.
I mean Elon basically proved JVL's point when he said, oh, I'm going to decommission the dragon.
It's like, oh, you're going to, one man can just, you know,
decide that we're going to like leave astronauts abandoned
in space.
Like, is that really in our national interest
to have like all our space policy kind of at the whims
of one ketamine infused nut job?
No.
Good.
Yeah.
I would like, maybe we need to bring in a space expert on
YouTube to give me some I'd like to see some policy options put in front of me
if you know I was if President Tim was out there because the word nationalized
gives me a little of course you're a little like it I get uncomfortable if I
hear the word nationalized I don't like C's I really don't like C's so bad when
Bayard wants to see something yeah I like that
word incorporate here's the other like SpaceX has done better than NASA yeah
Barry over here is a big big proponent he broke through the cartel it's done
better I got that's just a fact you don't have to like it you know I like
you line so I don't think that we should take our terrible shitty space program
and take over even successful one so is there there a middle ground I guess that I'm looking for?
I don't know I'm not an expert in law if you could ideally like put in the government the power to like put in a different CEO
I hereby declare you like not CEO. Can we have a guy from the government in like in like a corner office just watching Elon don't touch your pill
What was in the office where they put Milton down in the basement?
Actually just like when big decisions happen you got to bring Milton up or you just create like a Truman show type system Where you on things he's running?
Yeah, I don't know but it makes me a little uncomfortable that the war room and the bulwark are calling for the same thing
But I think JVL's arguments have been very
Like legit and policy based for a while.
And he also adds like, I mean his point is it's gonna have to happen and it's better that it happens with
Donald Trump doing it than Joe Biden or whoever else is a Democrat.
Yeah, I don't have the audio but Bannon had a couple other suggestions.
Bannon has never liked Elon. If anybody was...
I know all the Libs thought that yesterday was your best day, it was our best day, the Resistance.
Nobody was having a better day yesterday than Steve Bannon.
He was literally a pagan shit.
I mean, he was rolling around in some...
Dude is on NPR this morning. He's like, how are you doing the rounds?
Rubbing his nipples between the three shirts. He's hated Elon for a long time, and so he
loves us. And so he was charming.
He might have put on a fourth-collared shirt. It got so hot.
He was chiming in on how Elon should maybe be deported. There's another strange alliance.
Congressman Adam Smith of Washington also suggested this.
Did he say that? Democratic congressman. So maybe a little bit over his skis.
But I don't know.
I feel similar to this as I do about the Epstein situation.
Like, it does seem to me to be true that Elon was an illegal immigrant in the country, and
maybe DHS should look into that in the same way that it does seem to be true that Donald
Trump was involved in a very deep way with Jeffrey Epstein and maybe has covered up some of his involvement and that should be
Looked into I kind of think that those are both legitimate that they're trolls and legitimate. What do you think?
I mean, I do I have to respond
I'm not ready to go down
You don't think the DHS secretary Krist Dino should look into you lines immigration Okay on on a on a if you see from from Missouri or whatever
Do I think I would enjoy watching it all transfer? Yes, I would I would go and get another, you know
So certain some popcorn I'd sit back and hit refresh our necks. I think when we have the government like
Targeting critics and deporting them. That's a problem. But maybe I'm against that too yeah I'm against the government targeting critics and
deporting them. Again I will say though that they've set a policy in this
administration. They have. What's good for the goose right? Yeah and their policy is basically like no
exceptions on immigration rules. Does it apply to people who came here lately but have
since become citizens
I don't know I mean they've been you know they've been taking random like ladies that have been in the working at diners work in
the next thing we know we're gonna get a picture of you on with
13 transposed on his knuckles look we didn't see when he was at Doge, but it was right there
They've been taken you know they took the high school kids who are on the honor roll
Saying they're clean. I'm just saying
Just are going through everybody's files. Sure. I mean, yeah, let's see. What do you think about the white africaners?
Would he come back in
It was a great day on the X platform, I know that makes some people uncomfortable
Let's actually do this. Yes.. Yesterday obviously was a great day on X.
And I might guess that it was the best day in a long time.
What was your best day?
The best day ever was when Trump got COVID.
That was a creative idea.
Trump getting COVID was the best day on X,
or Twitter was Twitter then,
and it was the best day by far.
It's hard to even think of a close second, honestly.
That one was so much better than everything else, but I'll have to, I'm sure.
When he was flown to Walter Reed and we were like, oh my god.
I have a few text chains that are going to be disappointed with me, so please nominate for me some other candidates.
Yeah, we should come back and circle back on the best days of my life.
Okay, well my two favorite posts yesterday, one was, this is like the Kendrick verse Drake beef with two drakes
And the other one was Trump's new policy towards white Afrikaners, and it was that guy jumping around going kill the bar
That was good, so do you think the white Afrikaners should feel a little nervous? Maybe. Yeah, probably. Their champion is no longer there. All those doge people, are they
going to be tossed?
Speaking of white Afrikaners, is David Sachs? Do we know who's that? David Valls?
Who gets custody?
Valls Sachs is on? Has he posted? Okay, we're going to look to see if David Valls Sachs
is posted. There are a lot of people who are going to be caught in the middle here.
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on the Commerce Secretary that's going to be pretty. But I have a couple other side plots. There's been some discussion,
is there an Elon Lib redemption arc possible?
Where Elon decides to go whole hog.
Never Trump, he's on this podcast by Labor Day.
You know, he says Trump's been wrong.
He has always cared about the environment.
He also has always cared about the debt and deficits.
And he still has some concerns about the trans thing but other than that like he pretty
much has seen the air of his ways and him and Bill Gates are gonna go to Africa
together. Is that possible? That's fantasy right? Well your podcast guest yesterday
Metaglacius proposed maybe you know some sort of detente there. An armistice? Yeah
again I'm a moving target here,
because I initially was like, of course you let him back in.
The enemy, the enemy, right?
But then I kind of thought about it, and he is so crazy,
and he's so unpopular, and he also did so much damage.
Just even the USAID stuff alone, it's like, you can't let someone like that back in.
Like, what would it say about your moral values?
It doesn't mean you can't use them strategically,
and I'm assuming they will, right?
Like, they should, but like, you know,
maybe if you want to take some of his cash quietly,
probably you should do that,
but boy, I wouldn't be like,
Elon's not one of us yeah I don't
I don't think it's possible because it goes back to my earlier point what is
his popularity rating among Democrats gotta be zero it's like close right
close to zero how do you how do you let someone like actually like this guy it's
like yeah I don't think so and the other thing is it goes back to my you have to
you have a theory of the case of what happened to Elon, and if your theory is mine,
which is his brain has been broken by the internet,
he's not capable.
Like, he's deep in poster brain.
He's still like retweeting, again,
like random white nationalists.
He's too far lost, I feel like, at this point.
Wouldn't it be pretty funny, though,
if he did the opposite and starts retweeting lib posters,
like the Krasensteins? Like like lib posters like the krassenstein's
Did we miss I'm going through to see if there any other side plots, I pulled up drudge
This is a great day for drudge Yeah, I'm just gonna read a couple of headlines if you want to weigh in on any of them
Sure must says Republicans should side with him because Trump will die first.
True.
We've got here, Russia offers Musk asylum.
Did they really?
Apparently.
I didn't see that one.
I haven't seen that one.
Let's see, Trump's hints of Musk's drug use, Bannon to Port Elan, we covered that.
Oh, the Sergio Gore. There's a picture of Sergio Gore,
if you don't know him, he's this super dork dweeb
that used to work for Rand Paul.
His picture is on Drudge right now doing the raised fist,
because apparently-
He started this.
He was like, apparently Sergio Gore started this.
So the back story is Sergio-
He was like a guy that when I go to parties in DC like 13 years ago
He would be like in the corner like being very weird like hoping girls could talk to him like to his blackberry
He's like an incredible power broker and Trump's white. Yeah, so he basically the the backstory is that he killed the NASA administrator
Job and that was an Elon guy
And he did it because he showed Donald Trump that the guy had donated to Democrats
And jump him like that and then Elon flipped out over that and that's what precipitated all this
So Sergio Gore started all this
Apparently that is wild. All right two other
Troubled stories before we get to the Commerce Secretary closing segment
Reagan National Airport will close. Okay, this is fucking I'm mad about this one. Go ahead saying
it will close during the
President's birthday bash and slash the military parade. We're closing down Reagan National Airport
I'm supposed to fly out of Reagan that day. Yes. I'm supposed to go. I thought you were pissed out about it on principle
Inconvenience you gotta go to Dulles now.
That's your final straw with Trump.
Oh there he is! Send me to Dulles!
I'm supposed to go to Fenway with my little kid
for a baseball game
and it's gonna get fucked by Trump.
Motherfucker.
It's just wrong.
Any other president who would do this shit
I mean, it would be like
a scandal of epic proportions closing the airport
40 million dollars on a parade that's gonna tear up DC streets. It's nutty. It's totally insane. He's not a fucking king
That's why they're having no Kings rallies that day people should go June 14th to we're gonna cover it as a site
I'm gonna be in New Orleans at the protest, okay?
Yeah, sure nobody's might be to speak yet
My other aside thing I mentioned this before we came and you're you're less excited about this than me
So maybe I'll just do it but Trump's did a bleep this morning about how Jerome Powell should cut rates again
But a very direct call from the cut rates that Europe's already cut we should cut we need to it'll be a big boom and
This is going to a bad place and I think that my reasoning here is that
Yeah, Trump does this stuff a lot. There's a lot of bluster and all this but he's in a pickle
Where with this bill and and all that and the and the trillions that are going to debt like interest rates are gonna be high his whole presidency
Mm-hmm like that's just true
And so I do think that like eventually this is gonna come to a head and like these guys cut rates a little bit
And it probably wouldn't matter that much actually and that gets into the kind of econ dork stuff
Oh, yeah, and it's that's the reason to knock up rates as you want an arrow in the quiver, right?
Right when you're gonna need it Yeah And so I just think that like the whole and when you listen to like a buddy Joe Weisenthal and I bought like all these
Econ dorks like the worst-case scenario
Essentially is like Trump getting rid of Powell
Just you know because of how that would roiled the markets and and what the downstream effects would be and I just like that feels
To me like a little more likely today than yesterday. I guess that's all I'm saying.
Yes, maybe. I mean he's always been deeply frustrated with Powell and he makes it
publicly known. There was a recent Supreme Court case that seemed to suggest that
they would stand up the independence of the Fed, but you don't know until you
don't know, right? And like who knows what Trump's capable of if he gets mad if
the economy goes south. I think that's what you know this is we don't appreciate
this part enough and this is what I think you know even with all the must
drama it's like this is the shit that's happening when things are relatively
stable right that's the scary part for me is like things are not bad I mean if
they are bad it's because Trump made them bad himself so it's not like but
when things do get bad and they get bad in every presence
There's no really external force like new you know and like the Russian invasion like some stuff
I mean all that stuff was already happening
It all predated him all the liberation day stuff was of his own making and then he backed off of it, right?
But when things do get bad and they will because it oh, that's just how it works
Like then we don't really know what Trump
is going to do and what he's capable of.
And so while it seems incredibly dramatic
and off the rails right now and it is, I'm
like a little bit anxious, a little bit
really anxious for what happens when it when
the external stuff.
Because things are more rickety.
Like obviously COVID and all that was really
bad. But like when COVID hit and like that was, you know big crisis of his first term things are pretty good I like the Trump part the
drama the craziness his behavior he did get impeached before COVID but that was I just mean
like geopolitically and economically it's really like like like there like there were not like you
know huge disruptions overseas or had been a terrorist attack economically we were pretty
stable here right yeah like things are much more rickety now than that
I guess is my point just like the US economy is way more rickety than was in 2019
The global environment like there are a lot more hot spots a lot more bullshit happening than there was back then
So anyway, I'm with you
All right, I'm looking directly into the camera for the YouTube viewers. The final segment.
The Commerce Secretary was over on the Hill this week, and I want to play a couple clips
from it.
You know that he's my favorite member of the cabinet.
Is he?
Well, in some ways, we'll talk about that.
And before I name him, I want to go to Senator Jerry Moran from...
You forget Senator Jerry Moran exists, you forget senator Jerry man exists by the way
I get like there's way more forget there's these whole
Category of Republican senators from the before times who just like don't want you to remember that they exist
They don't name those senators from Idaho reach and crepe. Oh damn. Do you good?
I'm a fucking professional political podcast host
All right the senator from Kansas
Addressing the Commerce Secretary Barry, please play that
Secretary not not that thank you for your testimony today
I look forward to working closely with you and throughout the appropriations process
Barry play that one more time secretary not not that thank you for your testimony today
I look forward to working closely with you and throughout the appropriations process
I look forward to working closely with you and throughout the appropriations process. He does it twice!
Nutlick! Senator Nutlick!
I gotta tell ya,
Secretary Nutlick, I gotta tell ya,
Sam, it has been extremely
challenging for me to not say Nutlick on MSNBC.
And I have to like
sit there when I'm on
Deadline White House and when she- Have you slept?
No, I haven't yet. But like,
when, I think it was earlier this week that Nicole started playing some clips and
And I'm sitting in the chair. I'm just in my head. I'm going lot Nick lot Nick
Don't do not like lot Nick lot Nick lot Nick
I have to talk to myself in my brain to make sure I don't call him Howard nut like on MSNBC
I think Jerry Moran's giving me some cover though now is what I'm saying. So it might be happening.
I think it might be happening. All right. I want to play a couple of the other clips of Nutlick on the Hill.
It was an exchange between him and my senator from Louisiana, John Kennedy, and another exchange with Madeline Dean,
Congresswoman from Pennsylvania.
Vietnam, for example, came to you tomorrow and said, okay, Mr. Secretary, you win, we're
going to remove all tariffs and all trade barriers.
Would the United States please do the same?
Would you accept that deal?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
That would be the silliest thing we could do. What's the tariff on bananas Americans?
By the way, love bananas. We buy billions of them here. I love bananas. What's the tariff on bananas?
The tariff on bananas would be
Representative of the countries that produce them and what what's that tariff?
Generally 10% correct 10%
Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8 percent.
There's no uncertainty if you build in America and you produce your product in America, it
will be no tariff.
We can't produce bananas in America.
So the concept of building in America and paying no tariff is very, very clear.
We cannot build bananas in America.
This man ran Cantor Fitzgerald.
Howard Nutlick.
What is happening?
He wants us to build banana groves?
Where?
I don't think he knows what he's talking about.
But I think he does.
His belief is that if he can do it with enough infectious
enthusiasm, he'll just bullshit his way through it.
It's really amazing.
The banana thing is too funny.
And yes, I know you love bananas.
Banana daiquiris, really, are my favorite.
My dad is...
I don't think anyone loves bananas more than my dad.
Really?
My dad has had a banana every morning with his cereal
for every day for like some of the...
No, we calculated once.
Does he cut it up and put it in the cereal?
Carry up, slice it in the cereal.
We calculated... And this is no joke.
We calculated this once.
We discovered that if you do the math,
he's had something like 17,000 bananas
over the course of his life.
What is your dad's first name?
Steven.
Steven Stein?
Yeah.
Just every morning gets out his little knife,
because God's the man.
Does he like them green or brown?
Oh, that's a good question.
Whenever he comes to see me, and he see,
he's always calling me up, he's like,
get me the bananas, buy me them where they're still green,
but they're starting to turn yellow.
Okay.
He likes them a very specific-
Me and Steve, same.
That's how I like my bananas as well.
I like mine overripe a little bit.
Oh no, I like closer to green.
Oh, not too much.
Yeah.
I want it totally ripe for the daiquiri, because you want it nice and sweet for the daiquiri.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want the sugary ripeness, yeah.
Yeah, but if I'm going to eat a banana whole, I want it greenish.
17,000 bananas is a lot of bananas.
I think that's just too much.
Think about how much you would have lost in your inheritance if he was paying 8% more
Every day for 7 smart we got to grow bananas in America the one other thing
I want to talk about about that not like exchange was John Kennedy. He's a fucking moron
Yeah, but he got him there. Yeah, he got he got okay, so there. This is what I was this is my point
There are two kinds of stupid in this world. There's Howard Lutnick stupid
And then but then there's Kennedy who like thinks he's smart and it thinks he's making this point that it's like hey
What why don't you guys try to get it down to zero? I'm a free trader
We're the free trade party remember he's trying to nudge
Okay, and I but I think that he's trying by his own words later
He says I'm trying to nudge them towards my policy goals, and it's like bro
You signed up for this like you like they want that they want the tariffs making a pure free trade argument against
Nutlick is not
Gonna convince anybody like that's not Trump is not gonna convince anybody. Like that's not, Trump
is not gonna be convinced by that and he is still like bought these guys, the free
market, the Wall Street Journal, Republican types, have I convinced
themselves that that Trump is one of them and that there's a deal coming on
the back end that's gonna be good for the economy. It's like no, this is the
guy that bankrupted the casinos. He loves the word tariff. Right. That's what's
happening and Kennedy is like fooled himself this is the guy that bankrupted the casinos. He loves the word tariff, right? That's what's happening and Kennedy is like fooled himself. I think into thinking that this is gonna work
Well, maybe I think he was just trying to expose the ridiculousness of their arguments, right?
It's like if you guys really believe in reciprocity, then surely you would believe in reciprocity and well, it's like no never no way
So yeah, I mean they're both a little bit delusional in their own separate ways.
And I guess to your point, now that Musk is gone,
I mean, he doesn't like the terrorists, too.
You now basically have Peter Navarro,
Lutnik who is just gonna do whatever the hell
Trump tells him to do, and Trump,
and Vance basically making policy.
And it's just like, this is,
the guardrails for the free
trade crowd are not there anymore. Elon is a guardrail? Well to a degree yeah.
Whoo all right that's a good podcast. Did you have any smokes yesterday? Did you
feel, do you guys ride so high? I kind of needed one at the end of it. All right any final thoughts for the
people taking them into the weekend? I don't know good luck it's it's rough out
there I'm excited to see what drama comes today but like then I step back Any final thoughts for the people taking them into the weekend? I don't know. Good luck. It's rough out there.
I'm excited to see what drama comes today, but then I step back and I'm like,
we're living through something really dark.
Let's close with that because there's this little person inside me,
my little Jiminy Cricket.
He still exists.
Oh, dude. He's louder and louder every year.
So I get older. I'm getting soft.
And yesterday Jiminy was cricking it in my ear
He's like you shouldn't enjoy this as much like things are still really bad
Trump's still gonna be president for three and a half years blah blah blah, and I just I kept
Muzzling Jiminy be like shut the fuck up
I can't like muslin Jiminy. Shut up Jiminy. Shut the fuck up. Let me have a little joy. Let us have a little joy. And so I would like to tell the listeners to do that.
Have a little, enjoy it. Oh no, and we do that a lot. Enjoy it. You and I especially. We laugh at it and it's good to laugh.
I think it's important to laugh and it's important to say what the fuck this is ridiculous and that's fine.
I'm not saying you shouldn't feel, you should feel bad doing that and then I sit back and like these guys
I run shit. Yeah, it's also important to protest and that's why we'll be doing that today. Hey good tonight. Thank you
I'm excited. It's gonna be routing nervous. Yeah, you should be me and John love it with long
Well, I think that we'll be posting that either on the love it or leave it feed or right here people can check it out
Maybe bits on both it might be NC 17. I guess
Maybe bits on both it might be NC 17. I guess is all my
There'll be some very serious parts and then there'll be some parts that are a little yucky for people. So enjoy everybody else We'll see you back here Monday. We're working on this good. We might have a little change of sked
It might not be Bill Crystal Monday. It might be so, you know, I don't leave you on your toes this weekend
Enjoy the feud. We'll see you back here Monday. Peace. Fuck em all and think mama how many opps you really got? I mean it's too many options I'm finna pass on this body I'm John Stockton
Beat yo ass and hot the Bible if God watching Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas
Certify Boogie man I'm the one that up to score with him
Walkin down whole time I know he got some whore in him
Pole on him, extort shit, bully the flow on him Say Drake, I hear you like I'm young
You better never go to cell block one To any bitch that talk to him and they in love
Just make sure you hide your lil sister from him
They tell me Chubb's the only one that get your hammy down
And partying at the party playing with his nose now
And Baka got a weird case, why is he around?
Certified lover boys, certified pedophiles
WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP
Dot, fuck him up
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I'ma do my stuff
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