The Cake Eaters - 107. The Animated Series: Episodes 17-21

Episode Date: April 8, 2025

Heath and Brandon continue their dive into Mighty Ducks The Animated Series. Today's episode covers episodes seventeen through twenty-one. The boys talk through Monster Jam, white trash hobbies, sleepy travel, hometown bands, and more pet stories.Follow us on Instagram @thecakeeaterspodEmail us at [e-mail]

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Sorry, I can't imagine why. This is the kick of Heroes podcast everybody. That is Scamman Heath and I'm Brandon. We're talking, Scamman Heath, dude. We are a more animated series, Heath. And to kick it off, we had the Daddy Ok cool episode, which I think is my favorite episode. So, Oh same. Same. So not only, this is a great one. Not only do we have the best character, best like non main character that's introduced, he's just trying to make everybody cool. I respect that. The end of the episode, I was not funny, but my God,

did I laugh? I got, did I laugh? Um, so it combines two of my favorite things, guys being cool cats, like scat man, cool cats and monster trucks. Yeah. It does not get any better. Have you ever been to a monster truck rally Brandon Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, the undertaker does battle with earthquake. First, first of all, it's the grave digger undertaker is not a monster truck. That's right, Matt. You're, uh, you're confusing your two, your two white trash hobbies with

Undertaker and Gravejigger. Wow. Feel super targeted. Dude, actually the monster check rallies are the shit though, dude. Dude, so much fun. It's, it will always be one of my favorite moments in Dallas. Especially if you go either as a little kid or if you bring a little kid with you, like a, like a four or five year old kid,

that kid's going to have the best day of his fucking life. He's going to lose his mind. Or you could bring a Heath with you because that little kid will also have the best day of his life. Uh, the, my favorite time is I won a sales contest for the basketball team I'm working for. And so we got sweet tickets in the Cowboys State, in Cowboys Stadium to Monster Jam.

And my God, was I so drunk and full of food, like the buffet that they had. And this is when I was in my early twenties, right? So I was still, you know, figuring out how the world works and not being a complete degenerate. Or, you know, figuring out how the world works and not being a complete degenerate. Um, or, you know, like we've talked about it. I'm like, I'm like Shane Gillis with, with his thing where he's dodging it, you know, that's, that's me with white trash.

Like I, I dodged it, but it nicked me. It nicked me just a little bit. You know, I don't, I don't think you dodged it as well as you think you dodged it. Oh, we dodged it, Brandon. You don't get it. You know, it's nothing. Nothing says like a well-adjusted family, like washing and reusing Ziploc bags. Oh my gosh. But that was my favorite time. I also went another time and I was like,

oh, look at this like awesome monster truck stuffed animal. I'll just get it for the dogs. Like, you know, they'll have it with like their little mound of toys. Jenkins was mortified of that thing. Like he thought, yeah. And finally, one day he got brave enough Yeah. And finally, one day he got brave enough and he attacked it with the veracity of a dog twice his size.

And he tore one of the tires off. Finally got brave, dude. He finally got brave. You literally could just like plop it down in the middle of the living room. And he would just come unglued and just like sprint around it barking. And if you like got it a little bit closer to me back, what the fuck? So Jenkins, not a big fan of monster trucks, but I love a good, I love a good monster Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.

Those are the best commercials on the radio. Name a better one. I haven't heard one in a long time. Saturday, those are the best commercials on the radio. Name a better one. I haven't heard one in a long time. Dude, hopefully Monster Gems aren't falling off. I doubt they're doing Cowboy Stadium anymore. But. Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

You never know. There's, you know, you just, you never know. But. People are interested in things. So I will say about this episode. I will say speaking, speaking of, fucking, oh gosh, speaking of, people doing things. Speaking of white trash, my, uh, I don't know why this popped in my head, but my,

uh, some of my cousins were, uh, were real big monster, monster truck, monster rally jam, whatever, uh, people. And there was a few, a channel it was, but back in like the, the mid, the mid odds, there was a, well, it was one of the car channels or whatever. Um, and they would do, they would show, they would televise monster rallies or whatever. And there's like some weird like season that they follow and there's like standings and shit. It's like

a league like you get points and stuff like that like you can like win. I don't know. I always just thought it was just like a one time show where they're just having fun but this apparently it's like a fucking they have standings and shit. And my cousins used to watch, like watch the televised and like follow the standings and all that. That's some real, some real white trash hobbies. When you're following the monster truck standings. That's, I didn't know there was standings.

I'm pretty sure there's like a point system of some kind. I, I gotta be honest, I've only been to two. I thought that it was just, you know, everyone had a good time. Yeah, that's what I thought. I thought it was like wrestling. It's just like standalone stuff where it's just like, that's over.

Yeah, but no, there's like a circuit or so. I don't know if they still do it, but there used to be. It reminds me of Tractor Tuesday, the big Mike, you know, we watch an informative one and then we watch a tractor poll right afterwards on Nebraska public television. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Shit.

Anyways, I've popped in my head. It was like watching, like watching televised, uh, monster jam with, with my cousins that popped into my head. That's wild, Brandon, that's a wild shit. So I do have to say about this monster rally episode, Danny El Cool, he's introduced with his cool cats and I am all in because they're talking. Talking like a groovy cat, baby.

Ooh, yeah. Spicy and nicey all at the same time, Brandon. Flap your jacks, Mac. I don't know. Cool cats. Dude, you know what that reminded me of is, do you remember a cool guy named Gus when Psych did the radio episode?

And Gus is like the seductive late night talk show guy. That's that's what they were talking like, like a cool guy named Gus. But it took me for I was like, okay, so love these guys don't understand how the fuck they got the way they are. Like they just and then finally, 20 minutes later, I feel like what do you mean how they got the way they are. Like they just, and then finally, 20 minutes later, I feel like. What do you mean how they got the way they are? Like they're just, they're just like, you don't become cool. You are cool. You know, it's just, it's, it's, you either have it or you don't.

Well, it turns out that they had it deep, deep inside them and it was unlocked with mutagen, you know, like a Ninja Turtle. Yeah. Some ooze. Yeah, they got exposed to ooze. And so they were gonna expose everyone to ooze and turn them into cool cats like them. The world would have been a lot cooler though, Brandon.

I can tell you that. Well, I mean, in theory, but that brings up, you know, life's age old question is if everybody's cool, is anybody cool? Oh, Brendan, interesting. Wow. You know, we're all philosophizer over here. We can't all be gods and superstars. He's as a as a go radio lyric reference for you from I have no

My pop punk heads out there go radio. I Don't even know what you're talking about Brandon. So they were banned Do they make music not anymore, but they did it was the original one of the original singers from Mayday Parade He left that band and then started Go Radio. Do they come original, like 311? Everything's always about 311 with you. He's...

Can we go one day without a 311? I've never, I've seen 311 like 20 times. Have you really? Because they always ended up at the cities I moved to and I'm from Nebraska. And so I always got invited to 311 shows in every city I went to. And every time I was like, yeah, you know, Amber is the color of my energy, Brandon. Brandon Zempel I was hanging out at work yesterday. And whoever was in charge of the playlist was like, crazy yesterday. It was playing like all like the early 2000s, kind of late 90s bops and it played like fucking six

gugu doll songs. Nice. We're sitting there and we're like, well, who's what the fuck? Whose playlist is this? So I was like talking to the people behind the bar at the time. And I was like, is this, I was like, what fucking whose playlist is this? What playlist are we listening to? And then one of the guys, Jeff, whooped around, he was like, dude, it's the Goo Goo Dolls playlist. I was like, I fucking knew it. So I played eight fucking Goo Goo Doll songs. Dude, you are so, cause I don't want the world to see me.

Played that. Yeah. It played, what else did it play? It played, I can tell you this, when young Heath, when 16 year old Heath, 15 year old maybe, no 16, 16 year old Heath went to Goo Goo Dolls and Bon Jovi at the Target Center in Minneapolis, we threw down. Dude, Goo Goo Dolls has like a weird, like the people who like the Goo Goo Dolls fucking love the Goo Goo Dolls. Dude, Goo Goo Dolls and Bon Jovi? Ooh, one, two punch.

Danny's brother-in-law is a huge Goo Goo Dolls fan. Great taste in music. He fucking loves them. And I remember talking to him and I was like, why do you like the Goo Goo Dolls so much? And he's like, oh, I'm from the same hometown. And I was like, okay, that makes sense. Dude, the Goo Goo Dolls so much? And he's like, oh, I'm from the same hometown. And I was like, okay, that makes sense. The Goo Goo Dolls are great. The best rock band out of Buffalo.

You know, there are no 311, but I love the Goo Goo Dolls. Is 311 from Buffalo? No, they're from Nebraska. They're from Omaha. They're from Omaha? I don't know if they're all from there, but I think they're a Nebraska band. Oh yeah, they are. Oh wow. Interesting. Interesting.

So a lot of 311 happened in my youth because, you know, if anything cool comes out of Nebraska, you of represent the shit out of it. You know what I mean? Oh yeah. And then it becomes, you know, played out. But yeah, that's what happened with like gently lived in Nebraska. Like it's like, Oh, no, no, no, no, no. They, they lived here for a minute. Yeah. That's how, uh, that one tennis guy, that's how, um, the fray was in Colorado.

Every time they came on, somebody would be like, you know, they're from here. So yeah, yeah, I know. Dude, when they were, when the how to save a life popped off and it was on every single, you know, medical drama show in the world, that was a big time for Colorado. Big time. I mean, listen, I was absolutely a masochist in college. I loved watching, um, what was the one with Katherine Heigl and the other people?

Grey's Anatomy. My God. And I would just, I would just be weeping softly with the boys in the room, you know, just, just really digging in deep, just, just, you know, just a bunch of boys in there smoking weed and crying to Graze Anatomy. No big deal. You know, I never did Graze Anatomy. Real normal shit.

I never did Graze Anatomy. Me, me and Danny, uh, were on Danny were on a big OC kick before I moved out to Seattle. We would do OC Wednesdays. That was great. That's that one Rachel girl, right? Rachel Billson. And then who's the one guy? Adam Brody. Adam Brody, yep.

And then the other guy, I forget his real name, he was the, he's Chad Michael Murray, right? He's in, um, a different one where he plays basketball, right? Chad Michael Murray. Yeah. I don't know. I don't, I don't know. I don't know. Chad Michael Murray's, um, He crushes it in what's the Cinderella Cinderella story with Hillary Duff. One tree hill is the only thing that I know. My favorite is they have her texting on her flip phone and Excel. Oh, that's like Kelly Rowland in the in the my boo music video. Yeah. Anyways. All right. Let's get back to it. Kelly Rowland in the in the my boo music video Yeah Anyways, um, all right, let's get back to it. That was probably our favorite episode of the show so far Yeah, I'm sure at least my daddy. Oh cool. Daddy. Oh cool. Absolutely crushed it

I mean the first three episode chain is the best three episodes because it's like the little mini movie and And that's why I feel like that's only good. Um, next we get, before you move on, um, but yeah, big daddy. Oh, cool. Jim Cummins does the voice. So yeah, that's a Pete. Yup. Um, but he, uh, big daddy. Oh, cool. He just fucking looked cool as shit, dude. He had the goatee going and the little blue beret. It was cool. They were cool cats, Brandon.

What did you expect? Cool as fuck, man. Cool as fuck. A mutated beat poet who loves monster trucks. Just has been. Oh, and then and then at the end, after he transfers back, he's an insurance salesman. Did you pick up on that? When they uncool him, yeah. Yeah.

He, uh, he starts selling insurance. No, man. I really laughed when that happened. It's not like I said, it's not funny, but my God, it really tripped my funny. What kid is getting that reference? Yeah. Okay. What, what, what kid is getting that? Yeah. It's all right. But so this next episode,

I don't think I like this next episode, the buzz Blitzman, where I feel like this is almost like just a different version of the Mondo man episode where, except instead, and I feel like I also saw this episode on Chuck where super annoying, super genius kid tries to get in. Do you think, do you think Chuck is ripping off the Mighty Ducks plotlines? Maybe there's a, maybe one of the writers from this is still dusting himself off

and has moved on from the Mighty Ducks animated series to Chuck. But anyways, so super annoying, super genius is building something that Dragones needs. So he's targeting him. And so the ducks put this kid under their protection, but he is super annoying. And he annoys, he's a fucking asshole. And he annoys Mallory to the point where she tells him to piss off. And then he gets his feelings hurt and runs away. And then they have to go find his stupid ass and save him from Dragones.

Yeah. Which they do. And then Mallory apologizes for being too hard on him because kids are annoying. So, you know, that's part of it. Yeah. She, she did not have the patience required for this. No. Yeah. It was tough to see. Yeah. Too, too bad for that. But yeah, that was really it. But Splitsman, he had the same voice as the Mondo man guy, I feel like. Yeah. I think so.

So, so yeah, that was really it. And then this next episode, I also didn't care much for this one because I feel like it's another plot line that's played out a lot where the, and it's a tribute to the 1938 screwball comedy, bringing up baby. And so Draganas arranges for the ducks to find an alien egg.

And when it hatches, the baby alien thinks that it, they're its parents, but he latches on to a nosedive. And that means trouble because he starts eating all their little purple glowy things and those make him get bigger. Lutonium? Oh, maybe. Is that what it was called?

It was something like that. The Balyrium crystals are what? Balyrium. Balyrium. That's right. That's what it is. Is that what it is? Because the Balyrium crystals is that's like the shtick of the show.

Now. I don't know if you notice that. And that continues forward where it's just, you're gone is trying to get his hands on Bollarian. Excuse me, crystals, a little indigestion. Don't, don't worry about that fans. Did I drank more alcohol in the last five days than I have in like eight months. And my body is wrecked. It's also seen the sun for more days straight than it has in years. And so, you know, rad trip, but my God, am I feeling the aftermath of this? Just not closer to 40 than 30, Brandon,

and I feel every second of it, you know? Dude, that's how I felt when I went back to Atlanta for Danny's wedding, yeah, I was only there for two nights. Um, and it was, I drank more alcohol in those two nights than I think I have in my entire life. I don't remember half of every, of anything. Um, and I missed my flight the next morning.

Oh my God. You're a degen dude. We had to get picked up at 4 a.m. the day after the wedding. Unnecessarily dude, fuck the shuttle in the airport was so cold. I had like, wake you up. So be it. So be it. Then it was taking a nice bath. I was, I was so tired that Kelly went to the bathroom and I started nodding off on accident and one of the airport guys came up and he's like,

Hey, do you know where you are? I was like the airport going on. He's like, do you know where you're going? I was like Houston and Denver. He's like, is this all yours? It's like, she's in the bathroom loop. Like fuck off. I fell asleep for a half a second sitting there.

That's amazing, that's amazing. And you're freezing cold airport. Like, I just must've, he could just- Was it a worker? It was like a security guy. Oh, okay. That like- Still, that's crazy.

He could just smell the Wayne America on me. You know, it was like, it was, you had a suspicious looking face. That's for sure. It was, it was part wedding, part high school reunion, part beach vacation and my God, it's too much. That's crazy that he came up to you. I, I can't tell you the number of times I've fallen asleep

in an airport and nobody's ever said anything to me. Couldn't believe it. Couldn't believe it. And we got the exit row on the way home with no one in between. And so I was starfished out in that exit row sleeping. I fell over into the seat next to me three times. Like I fell asleep so hard, my whole body tipped over. To the next seat. I've done that before.

At least it was empty. I've done that before. I've done that before. I'm sitting next to a stranger. Oh nice. Luckily I've never like, you know, like touched him or landed on him, but there's definitely been times where it's like,

that was real close. My bad. Oh man. It was, that was real close. My bad. Oh man. It was, it was good stuff. Nothing like star fishing out on a plane. It's just half dead. Um, all right. So bringing down baby.

So this little bringing down house, he transforms and it becomes massive, but it responds to this watch that Nosedive has. And so when the baby is wreaking havoc, he regains its trust by playing the watch. And then they take out Dragonis in it. They reverse the crystals. And so the baby turns back into an egg and they ship it out into space. The eternal freezer. Yep.

Ship that. Get that fucking baby out of here. Bam. Dude, did we just, did we just solve the uh, pro choice pro life problem? Brandon, I, God damn it. What? No, technically we didn't kill them. Technically they didn't die. No, technically we didn't kill them. Technically they didn't die. I okay. So we're moving on from the hat. Wild thing.

And we might, I might cut that out. I need to cut that out because we need to move into the thunder dome, AKA mad quacks beyond hockey dome. A loose tribute to Mad Max three beyond Thunderdome. When the ducks get sent to a planet where hockey is taken dead seriously, the loser dies. This also, I enjoy. They don't just die. They get disintegrated. I loved everything about the hockey Thunderdome with the insane contest and then

the bat, the guys switching oversides and helping them escape. I was all the way in because as soon as we, they escaped, you know, like this can't be all a coincidence. Dragoness is up to something. But yeah, I enjoyed this episode, Brandon. It was a good one. The stretch was way better than, than a lot of the other stuff. Yeah. I mean, it wasn't, it wasn't good by any means, but it was better than

some of the other episodes. I was at least like somewhat bought in. Yeah. Did you have anything else? Do you like the bad max movies? I haven't watched the newest one with Chris Hemingsworth. You don't talk about the Furiosa Thunderdome one.

I haven't seen Furiosa. I did love Fury Road. That was a great movie. I like that one a lot too. I can't remember the second one. I don't know if I've seen it yet. I don't think they made a second one of the newer ones. Like the origin, the originals there's two, maybe three. There's three. There's three with what's his face. Yeah. Yeah. Um, those ones I enjoyed.

I haven't seen those ones in probably a decade, but I did love Fury Road. Fury Road was a great one. I agree. I think that Furiosa, I think is the second one of that, of this little bunch. Cause I don't think they made another. Okay, that makes sense. I might be thinking of Dune too, also.

Just desert movies, you know what I mean? Fucking Dune, man. They're all the same. I do like that Shalamet kid. He seems like he's all right. I'm sure he's a weird, except I think he's dating a Kardashian. So I'm sure he's got some, some sort of weird on him. Is he dating a Kardashian? I thought so. One of them, one of the younger ones. I think the Travis Scott one. Okay. I mean, honestly, if I was that famous, I'd probably data

Kardashian, at least for a second, you know, a little weekend fling, you know, Brandon, this next episode, the final one of our group, I'm just moving on from that is a top rated episode. It's flagged with IMDb. It's a 7.5 out of 10. Top rated episode. Is this final face off? Yeah, which really upset me, honestly. That's the song you should have sang at the beginning.

It's the final face off. But it's not. That's why. It's not though. And it was really disappointing because I thought we were done. Like I thought it was over because I was like, Oh, the final faceoff noise. We're moving on to H-E double hockey sticks and that other hockey one that you're going to make us watch.

And I thought we were done, but we're not. There's five more episodes after it. Was it this game or not this game? was at this scheme or not? This game? Was it this episode or the previous one where they're in the Western conference final? That's this one, right? That's this one where they're playing the Dallas armadillos. Yes. Fantastic.

And this, this, this stretch, I think is where they play the Winnipeg maple syrups. Okay. I need to see if there's a, I gotta get a list of all the, all the team names for, you know, for the cakeys. We gotta, we need some of these team names. Oh my God, we're doing a cakeys for this?

We have to, dude. I feel like we didn't take enough notes. Well, I mean, we'll be able to read through the episodes and just talk about our favorite episodes. We'll just have to change the cakey rating system. Just do rate the cakeys and talk about the highlights. Well, we don't, we're not going to rate, we're not ready to do these. We didn't rate any of the, any of the Mighty Ducks things.

Yeah, that's true. Cause it's Mighty Ducks. It's 10 out of 10, obviously. Yeah, that's true. Because it's Mighty Ducks. It's 10 out of 10, obviously. If you're sitting here listening to this podcast and you don't think every single Mighty Ducks thing is a 10 out of 10, leave. Get the fuck out of here.

That's true. So this last episode, Brandon, we get the one, the only, the ever mysterious and mythical lost city of Atlanta. Do you see how they started this episode? It starts off the first, I believe, I believe the very first line of the episode is, hey, I found Atlantis. Yeah. What a crazy fucking first line.

That makes so much sense. Atlantis, is this when that movie came out? 96? Was that when the movie was? That movie was later. That movie was later. That wasn't the 2000s, but you know, not much later. Yeah. Yeah. But what a, what a wild first line for, because we've never, we've never even talked about Atlantis before. It's a floating city that is constantly moving. And I feel like we're always gently looking for the lost city of land.

Atlanta is like every generation, every individual. Were you shocked by the amount of corruption in Atlantis? I was actually like the political corruption and the political climate of, you know, the guy locking up the King and you know, pretty bold to lock up the Prince. Just kill him. What are you doing? Well, that's what I'm saying. Like you're locking up the Prince in his own dungeon, which fine, I guess, but

like, you know, you, you don't want that. That the true, you know, royalty, the true crown prince, like anywhere near, like that's just a recipe for usurping you right back. True. But I said, just you just kind of toss it, toss him off the moving Island of Atlantis, ship him into space, dude. So I'll send him out with the egg. Yeah.

Throw the baby out with the bath water. He's yeah. And they were alien looking. Do you think that there is an underwater city of aliens and it's Atlantis? Do you think that's what they've been telling us all along brand? And now that we know that there's aliens in the ocean, there's this aliens in the ocean. Did you, that's that was released before the new year.

Well, what is, fill me in. What's what, what kind of aliens? How long have they been down there? Well, I mean, they gave like weird government testimony that like kind of, it was during the election. I feel, you know, it's one of those classic election distraction stories. But yeah, there's supposedly an identity. The UAP is they said are a lot of them.

Most of them are coming from the oceans. What the UAP was. Yeah. Unidentified aerial phenomenon. That's they change UFO. Oh, well, wait, how are they coming from the ocean? They're just coming up from the ocean. They're they're ocean craft and space and not outer spacecraft.

They're ocean craft. not outer spacecraft or ocean craft. Yeah. Fun fact. You should, um, well the good news is, is hopefully your phone is by your computer. And so hopefully tick tock gets that on your algorithm. I don't know. It is, it is right here. I don't know if I want that in my algorithm or that sounds like a, sounds like a lot of nonsense.

I mean there's government hearings checking out. Yeah. Who's running them? Elon. Maybe Elon's an alien. I like that theory. That's fun. It makes sense. They're among us, Brandon, just like the Atlanteans. He does kind of talk and act like I imagine a lizard person would. Right? He does kind of seem like if you're like, Hey, there's a super genius alien trying to hide among people.

Like a movie. That's exactly how a movie would act. Oh no, these are like, I'm normal. Swear to God. I'm like super normal, but are any of us normal? Oh, Hey yo, look out. Hey, just get in the window and move on. Sorry. Kelly is out skiing. And so we get another entrance of cat Jessie cause he doesn't have anyone else to bother. Yeah. Yeah. And so he's bothering us and he's, he's really enjoyed perching up in the window here and he tries to see if our

free range neighbor cat is out so he can start yelling at him. Yeah. I said, flapjacks over here and uh, I have like a, I have a, a back door that has glass that looks out into like the courtyard area. And I have like a little, what is it, a blind that comes down. But Flop Jack has taught himself to just kick the blind aside so he can stare out the window. And so he stares out the window until a dog walks by and then he fucking loses his mind. Oh, nice. He just starts barking and it's the loudest bark in the history of the world. It's very annoying, especially when he does it at like five thirty in the morning.

Oh, true. He's just he's here chilling, staring out the window, waiting for a dog. He can terrorize to walk by. I love it. Anyways, well, the final face off Brandon, we got Dragonus kidnapping Wildwing to use his high tech goalie mask to find Atlantis. We have our boy Chameleon real star of the show in this one.

Yeah, he crushes it. And then he doesn't wanna star of the show in this one. Yeah. He crushes it. Um, and then he doesn't want to come back. That's the best. Like, you know what? I wouldn't have gone back either. Dude's screaming at me. I got to live like a prince versus dragon is being a dick all the time. I'm with you, man.

Like 10 out of 10 cute little Atlanteans feeding you grapes and shit. Yeah. Yeah. It's good. Good shiz. Good whiz biz. So I, that's it. And I always tell Kelly, I'm like, whenever I'm going to do something, she's like,

Keith, what are you doing? I'm like, ah, I got some whiz biz to do. Whiz palace. Yeah. Dude. I always, that's also when I have to pee the whiz palace. Yeah. Leslie, no.

Yeah. Is that not what you meant by was a piss? Well, sometimes it is my whiz biz, but sometimes I like to do like whiz biz too, like Gandalf. Oh, we go biz. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, when I'm, when I'm out running my errands, you know, I gotcha. Finding my potions, ingredients, interesting leading individuals upon life quests. Who, who are you leading?

Really sad people. Just the worst of the worst. Now I feel like I could be a good cult leader. Hey, quit scratching the window, dude. It hurts my ears. Fuck Jesse. Take nails on a chalkboard. Yeah. It's been real bad. Dude, I feel like I would be a good cult leader though. I don't know. I've thought about it. We've talked about this many times before. You're, you're a follower.

A hundred percent. You're not a leader. No, no. I would, you would get the best sidekick. Like, yeah, yeah. Like the, I would be the, you're not the leader though. You don't think so? No, you, cause somebody, cause somebody else would, would, uh, you would get tricked so easy. So you think I would be a better, like first lieutenant, like a hype man, first lieutenant to the cult leader. Do I still get all of the cult leader or at least 75% of like the cult leader

kind of like benefits in the cult? You get to fuck dollar. You get to fuck everybody's wife, but it's, it's, it has to be right, right after the leader does it. So what about the money? Do I get, do I get additional perks of like money and room and board? Okay. I mean, not, not as much as the leader, but you get, you get more than the common man. For sure. Okay. Okay. Good. Like I get the guest house and everyone else gets teepees. Exactly. guest house and everyone else gets teepees.

Exactly. Cool. Cool. Cool. Leader hype, man. Yeah. There's any cool leaders out there, you know, got an application and check it out. There's a lot. There's a lot, man. Yeah. You know, could be like the one, the Colton, um, what was the terrible movie we watched? But he gave me two. Could be like the one, the Colton, um, what was the terrible movie we watched? Buddy games too. Yeah. But yeah, buddy games too.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You would have been the, the weird guy that like is her right hand man. That would have been you a hundred percent. Just the guy getting shit done. All right. So I haven't thought about, I haven't thought about buddy games in a long time.

Unfortunately, Colts came up and that came up with it, you know, but I completely forgot about the cold. So we've got everyone in Atlantis where the dragon is still looking for those Balyrium crystals. And the ducks are there to thwart him and save the Prince of Atlantis from his captivity. Yeah. Well, they get captured here. Wild wing gets captured along with what's it's not not coming.

What's the other siege? Yeah. What did you think of him? with what's the, what's it's not, not computer. What's the other siege? The other, yeah. That's right. What did you think of him? He took, he takes off his mask. Wild wing does, he takes off his mask and he gives it to the guard. That was wild.

That was a, that was a, that was a gamble. I don't remember that part. He's like trying to, like the, the guard leaves and then comes back and he noticed, Wildling notices he has like money in his pocket that he didn't have before. Oh, that's right. Because the mask can see whatever. But then he goes, I forget exactly how, but so he's trying to like manipulate the guy so he can get out of there. But he takes his mask off and he gives it to him to like look at something. And then it like, he like, I forget exactly what happened, but he like falls back.

And so they set that up earlier in the episode and I can't remember how, but the mask only works on ducks. So that that's why he took that risk because he knew it wouldn't work on the guy. Well, I'm not saying that it would, the risk was that it was a work. It would work. The risk was that it was work. It would work. The risk would be like getting it back. Like he just handed it away. Like, I don't know.

It just seems like a big gamble for such a prized possession, you know? Brandon, you don't know shit about high-tech magic goalie masks, dude. I can tell you that. I know I have a book about regular goalie masks, but I'm woke about it. God, you are such a nerd. Do you want to see it?

It's got pictures of like all the hockey masks. I don't need to see it. It's a great. It's a great coffee table book. That actually is good. Coffee table book. I got a coffee table book of pictures of Kelly and I. Oh yeah?

Yeah. What kind, like wedding and all that? Well, we don't have, we're not getting, Kelly actually changed her mind on that too, so we might have to now. You can come, you're invited Brandon. I better be officiating. Yeah, I think that's the plan. No, I think she wants Connor to do it, but you're coming.

You guys can fight over it. If I come and don't officiate, I'm going to make a fucking scene. You can be like dueling banjo officiants. I should just like walk up and like push him out. Excuse me. Like in between. He's like, and excuse me. Wait for like a silent partner.

I just like to add like on like on bridesmaids when, when Kristen wig and the other girl go back and forth and they keep trying and then they end up singing and, and then she makes up Spanish words. Oh, that's good. That's a great movie. That's a great movie. It really is. I watched it a few months back and I was like, my God, I forgot how funny this movie is.

The scene on the plane is hilarious when she's like berating the fucking planet. Help me, I'm poor. And then at the end, is it at the end when Melissa McCarthy like shows up with like 30 puppies? Oh, my, I was just going to say, And then at the end, is it at the end when Melissa McCarthy like shows up with like 30 puppies? Oh my, I was just going to say when Melissa McCarthy drives by with the van full of dogs and is like pointing back and then she calls her back. She's like, I took too many.

I took too many dogs. They're ruining my life. Oh my God. That was, you know what's another great movie that I saw a clip for the other day that I forgot about was Melissa McCarthy, who and her and Sandra Bullock, the Heat remake they did. Dude, I love the Heat.

That movie is so underrated. I think it's hilarious. The scenes with her and her Boston family are so fucking good. They're just like fucking screaming at each other. Uh, it's, and it really is classic. Her brother, her brothers have their, their two girlfriends that like at the family dinner and she's like, who the fuck are you? Isn't one of her brothers, Joey McIntyre from new kids on the block.

One of them is bill Burr. Yeah. And the, the other one's Michael Rapoport. And then she, she has two other ones. One of them might be, I don't, I don't remember. I don't remember that guy from the block though. Well, he doesn't look anything like he did in new kids on the block. Obviously. I just know Marky Mark. No, no, Danny Wahlberg was in. Wasn't Marky Mark in there too? No, Marky Mark was at the funky bunch. Danny, Danny, you ignorant slut Brandon.

I can't believe you would dare come on here and the smirk and KO TB like that. I'd much rather have Mark that Danny though. That's for sure. Then when I was six years old, Heidi got me into new kids on the block cause she was 10. Oh my God. We had every concert recorded on VHS. We had toy microphones with stands so we could do the dances and sing the songs. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. It was fucking rad.

I remember I got a silk shirt one time and there's this one song where Jordan Knight would always would wear a silk shirt and it would be like open and he would like say, God, I loved imitating that. That was, was a real, real performer as a kid. I would love, love to see that now. Oh my God. I like looking back sometimes, like Kelly and I look back on my childhood sometimes and just, you know, the amount of like diagnoses that would take place now just based on the behavior that I had as a kid would be mind numbing. You know what I mean? But back then I was just a little weird kid. It was kind of a space case, you know, it was just, it's good shit. Yeah. I had a good childhood. I was just an incredibly weird kid. I know I was, I was, I was cool as shit, but I had a terrible childhood. Yeah. I was, I feel like because I was big daddy, you're cool. Me being from a such a small town was a lifesaver because my weirdness was not seen as weird.

It was more of like, you know what? This kid's all right. Like he's, he's got the right kind of weird that I want to be around. You know, dude, Kat, Jesse will not stop headbutting the microphone. So I apologize for any disruptions. And I'm getting a little worried. He's going to unplug the back. That's kind of loose, but we'll see.

We got way off topic there. Do you have any final thoughts on Bollerium crystals and Atlantis? I, you know, Atlantis is a little played out, but I thought I was like, you know what? Wasn't mad at where we went, ended up there. Yeah, we touched on the corruption. Yeah.

What else? They were gonna fucking sacrifice them to the lava gods, wild wing. Yeah, that's pretty sick with it. Yeah. And then they turned the old mean guy who took over into a... Was he a dog? Like a little bulldog, right?

Oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah. It's turned into a little bulldog. That was weird. Yeah, that was weird. But yeah, it was a great episode. I enjoyed it.

It was top notch. I preferred Big Daddy O'Cool, but this was a top notch. I preferred big daddy. Oh cool. Uh, but this was a good one too. Yeah. It's, I mean, it has the top rated, you know, marking. It wasn't bad. I, I too, I liked the big daddy. Oh cool one better. I liked the thunder dome one. You know, this was by far the best stretch. Yeah. It was, it was the most tolerable out of all of them of them that little ride out that stretch right after the first three. Yeah, that got real tough.

And then we're almost done. Are we doing the last five next? Are we doing those hockey movies? We're going to break up. We're going to do the hockey movie. We're going to do sudden death and H E double hockey sticks for the next episodes. Then we'll finish the last four or five of the animated and then we'll do a cake ease and then, and then he's yeah. DC part two.

Oh, let's fucking go. I cannot wait for Dawson's Creek season two. I've been on the edge of my seat, dude. Joey Dawson, you know? What happens? What happens? Michelle lurking in the background. Pacey, Pacey. So

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