The Cake Eaters - 24. An Ode to Coach Reilly and the Hawks

Episode Date: February 1, 2022

Heath & Brandon discuss their favorite cakes, what to do at Universal Studios, the best Evil Duos and Bad Guy Coaches, and talk about their love for Coach Jack Reilly and the District 6 Hawks of E...dina. Follow us at www.thecakeaterspod.com and on Twitter (@thecakeeaters) and Instagram (@thecakeeaterspod) Email us at thecakeeaterspod@gmail.com

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's not worth winning if you can't win! And welcome back everybody to the Cake Eaters podcast, your go-to Mighty Ducks podcast. Today we have another very special episode as we go through D1. Today we're talking solely about the second greatest hockey team in movie history, and that's going to be the District 6 Hawks, the Edina Hawks. All right, all Edina Hawks. All right. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Brandon, it is time. Like you said, District Six, the Edina Hawks, the cake eaters are here in full force. The original cake eaters. Wow. It's time. We've said it in previous posts. We are Hawks apologists through and through and now it's time to take a deep dive into the former villain current basement dweller current laughing yeah we'll get into that a little bit later at the the grave injustice of game changers
Starting point is 00:01:23 how do you change the colors? How do you just... The changing of the colors, making them a trash team. It's like making the Yankees come out in a pink uniform. It's fucking bullshit. Didn't they have the pink uniforms for breast cancer awareness, though? Oh, like pink highlights.
Starting point is 00:01:40 But I'm talking if they came out just like pink. I know you were trying to make a point. I was just being a dick. The Yankees for a while used to not participate in those kind of things. When George Steinbrenner was still alive, I remember
Starting point is 00:01:56 there was... No fluff with Steinbrenner. No, no, no. Because the MLB in the late 90s, I think it was like 99, they had the turn-ahead-the-clock promotion, where a bunch of teams had real futuristic be in like the late 90s i think it was like 99 they had the turn ahead the clock promotion where a bunch of teams had like real futuristic uh jerseys uh put out the the mets came out as the mercury mets because in the future they thought they were gonna you know be playing on mercury nice but uh then the yankees vma george sardinian runner and the Yankees vehemently opposed that and they didn't participate in it.
Starting point is 00:02:26 And then he died and I think is his family still involved? I think his family still owns it, right? I think so. But now I'm going to be honest. I don't know shit about the Yankees, but now they gave in and now they're doing all the pink for breast cancer,
Starting point is 00:02:42 which is just a bullshit money grab. Don't support Susanan j coman that's a it's a garbage charity just a heads up for everybody garbage charity dude if you want to i'm all for supporting breast cancer but don't support susan g coman that charity's bullshit go do your homework and find a a real reputable breast cancer charity all right so let me reel us back in here real quick before we start ravaging through the, the ins and outs of charities and, you know, the ethical or unethical behavior of such organizations. So, but I understand your point there. It would be like
Starting point is 00:03:20 the Yankees coming out and like Royal blue uniforms. It's weird. It doesn't make sense. It hurts your eyes. But let's dive back in. We're talking Hawks. We're talking to cake eaters. And Brandon, I have a little special treat for the listeners here because I actually have multiple definitions of cake eaters. It's the namesake of our podcast. It's near and dear to our hearts. And I want to kick you off with the Merriam-Webster definition of cake eater.
Starting point is 00:03:48 And you're going to love this. It is, and I quote, an effeminate party-going dandy. Let me hit you with that one more time, Brandon. Okay. Quote, unquote, from the Merriam-Websterster dictionary a cake eater is an effeminate party going dandy you heard it here first folks
Starting point is 00:04:10 that's a lot to unpack I feel like having effeminate and dandy in the same definition is a bit redundant agree but you know who am I to say I'm not miriam webster so i i also
Starting point is 00:04:29 forget that like dandy used to be a legitimate insult for for people yeah oh yeah that guy's a real dandy over there you know just not not used anymore but yeah that's just uh i i thought that the listeners would love the miriam webster definition it's in the dictionary our show but how cake eaters applies to our show let me hit you with that real quick brandon i mean i i feel like that that definition applies to our show i mean it's we're just a couple of them in a party going there's a lot too far off people i went to yeah there's a lot of people i went to elementary school that would say that's pretty spot on you know it's just i mean we did love to have a good time you know out in out in denver whether it was
Starting point is 00:05:19 red rocks or especially red rocks but you know... Listeners, if you're out there and you are looking for one hell of an outdoor concert-going party venue, Red Rocks is for you. Yep. Get your dandy on. Yeah. Go be in a feminine party-going dandy at Red Rocks. It'll change you a little bit.
Starting point is 00:05:41 But anyway, so how it applies to our show is it is well-known Minnesota slang, But anyway So how it applies to our show Is It is well known Minnesota slang And it refers to people who live in Edina Hence the Hawks Which is a suburb of Minneapolis For those that don't know
Starting point is 00:05:56 And a cake eater is a saying For a person who is so rich They can have their cake And eat it too See I've never heard the dandy definition the the being able to have your cake and eat it to you that's how i always understood it and yeah it's uh it's a much more popular nomenclature yeah and it's uh yeah as you as you mentioned it's a very min thing. I believe if you Google cake eater, like Minnesota slang is the first thing that pops up.
Starting point is 00:06:28 And it's, yeah, it's about the Adina Hawks. Man, but the Merriam-Webster definition is great too. And we talked about it in a previous episode. This very phrase can have negative impact on cake consuming habits in the future you know you mentioned i still don't eat i don't eat cake um and yeah like i mentioned subconsciously i think this this has a lot to do with it because you don't you don't want people walking by and just well now it's okay for us to be known as cake eaters but as youths we didn't want we didn't want that uh didn't want that smoke as the youths would say no i was not about that life yeah especially the the trouble
Starting point is 00:07:13 you ran into though is like if you were hitting up a birthday party right and you you want to make sure you get enough you have enough cake right right? Like you want two slices, right? So you're going in there and you're grabbing two right out the get-go. Cause you don't want to come back and have, you know, no option for seconds. So you grab two cakes, two slices of cakes, you take it to your table and now what are you doing? You have enough cake or how's it go? You have a, you can have your cake and eat it too.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I can have a slice of cake and then I can eat a slice of cake too. That's how, that's how rich it is? You have a, you can have your cake and eat it too. I can have a slice of cake and then I can eat a slice of cake too. That's how, that's how rich it is. That's a, so you got to be careful at those birthday parties. You don't want to take too much cake, label the cake. So I understand where you were going, but I don't think using like those birthday party cakes was a good example. They're usually not worth going back for seconds like you gotta really i'm really picky about my my cake like an angel food cake uh maybe like a german chocolate cake uh you know oh my you know like a better than sex cake have you ever had one of those uh no i can't
Starting point is 00:08:18 remember what's in it the only cakes i really fuck with are uh ice cream cakes like from gary queen that was the goat that was the goat yeah those those aren't bad you know good dairy queen ice cream and don't think when they do like the fun decoration on top you know those ones you got to grab both slices at once because that shit's gonna melt you gotta get there quick then you end up with uh with soup instead yeah ice cream cake soup so anyway i mean that's a that's a good cake breakdown but you know i'm just i'm very specific with my my cakes i can't handle like those really cheap like birthday cakes that they get hard pass every time yeah i mean like i said i don't even really eat any of the fancy
Starting point is 00:08:56 cakes i'm a cake snob yeah there's a place uh called better sex. It's a dessert bar restaurant here in Savannah, and they have some delightful cake desserts that I've thrown down on, but it is very rich. Like one was like, it was like a bread pudding, like cake type of thing with vanilla bean ice cream. Very rich, very rich.
Starting point is 00:09:22 All right. All right. All right. So let me, let me reign us back in from the cake eating. That's too rich for my taste. You know, it really was. But then there was another one with like a, it was like a, like an apple crisp, apple
Starting point is 00:09:34 pie crumble with the vanilla bean ice cream and like caramel drizzle. It's great. It's good stuff. So it's a pie, a pie, then not a cake. Okay. Yeah. Well, you know, that that's it's an american classic i can do that i can mess around with pie yeah that's it i i'll be honest you know where it's
Starting point is 00:09:50 really that does is the cheesecake that's what cheesecake is great but i am a pie person through and through like i'm a pie guy brandon remember did you go to the uh pie and ice cream social with me and Wayne, America, when we went back for chicken days? I think we did. I love a good pie and ice cream social, man. Get some of that homemade. I think we did.
Starting point is 00:10:14 I'm pretty sure we did. Maybe like a homemade peach, maybe a little strawberry rhubarb. That's Big Mike's favorite, a little strawberry rhubarb pie with ice cream. He'll throw down. I think I remember going to the pie with ice cream he'll throw down i think i think i remember going to the pie and ice cream social yeah for the listeners out there if you're not from beautiful lovely small towns in the midwest uh yeah you want to talk about go find a pie and ice cream social you want to talk about a cake eater town that's wayne nebraska oh come on way. That's salt of the earth right there.
Starting point is 00:10:48 All right. All right. So let's bring us back. We're talking Hawks. Let's first talk about two of the players, two of the non banks players. And we want to start it out with first on a sad note where and Brandon, you're
Starting point is 00:11:03 going to have to grab his name for me because i'm forgetting it off the top of my head um but so michael ohms i think michael ohms that's i think that's how you pronounce his last name it's o-o-m-s ohms something like that and he plays the character mcgill mcgill who is best known for my favorite line where Larson turns to him and says, what did you do after he took out banks? And he says, my job. Yes. The ultimate soldier, as I like to call him, just taking orders and doing his job. The Riley disciple.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Yeah. Yeah. The guy, the guy just lived and breathed all things Coach Riley told him, and he became a hell of a hockey player for it. Yeah, absolutely. So Michael Ohms, he recently passed away on, I believe it was January 21st or 22nd. 21st, right?
Starting point is 00:12:03 January 21st. He had been he'd been battling With with some pretty serious cancer for For about a year I think or so Something like finally finally passed away so Rest in peace our condolences to To me R.I.P. McGill man
Starting point is 00:12:18 His mom who was also in In in the Mighty Ducks series So Michael was in D1 With McGill and then both him. So Michael was in D1 with McGill. And then both him and Larson are in D2. The beginning. The beginning of D2 for a hot second. When Fulton pants them and ties them to a tree.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Yeah, it's great stuff. But so Michael's mom is also. Michael's mom is in D1. She plays the principal that they quack at. No. Yeah, her name is Claudia Wilia wilkins um oh i love that she plays the principal and then she's also she's also in d3 she plays one of the teachers at uh eden hall so do you want to i like and i i like to believe that it's character you know yeah wow that's the same character yes just goes goes from just gets sick and tired of
Starting point is 00:13:08 those people quacking kids quacking yeah so she goes and teaches at a private at the one of the best private institutions in the country oh man that's a big upgrade for her there the scott knows bastards aren't quacking at her anymore jokes on her they found her you know yeah but yeah that's true she did you imagine the trauma it's like no if that's that conway kid again if that's the reason you quit because fucking kids are quacking at you so you go to a private school and then three years later they show up at the private school charlie has a reputation yeah that fucking conway kid man i just don't want him in my class he'll start quacking at you yeah well and he was he was a real fucking uh piece of shit in d3 that's what oh yeah so you know him and hooky and he's
Starting point is 00:13:57 bad mouthing everybody yeah that's when they were crushing rides at the mall of america and then we're uh then barfing because they were crushing some, some snacks too, dude. I mean, I get it though. I just went to, we went to universal for Christmas. That's what we did for Christmas instead of doing gifts, which is super fun. But my equilibrium is not what it once was the inner ear that there were a couple of rides that shook me up a little bit and it took me a while to to recover
Starting point is 00:14:25 from that bad boy i definitely stay away from all the spinning rides now i could never really do them before heath yeah like teacups not my fucking thing yeah never never about it but now now especially there's no way i would do the teacups yeah there was this um the the like one of the hogwarts adventure rides and it was like one of the 3d ones. And so like you were in a seat and it would like lift you up and then you would be on a screen and it would like shake you around and down and back and forth. And we got off of that. And I was like, Oh man, I need to get a very light snack and hold on to something for a second
Starting point is 00:15:01 because that just shook me up like so hardcore, but I need a hard reset after that, but it was still an absolute blast. My favorite is the men in black ride where you can shoot the aliens, but the, like then I look around and there's little kids just crushing it. And like 10 times what I got. And it's just, you know, that aim isn't there, you know, that, that duck hunt aim. You translate my thirties, man. Yeah yeah your reaction time's a little slower now yeah just not quite there I was
Starting point is 00:15:31 having a few beers too to be fair I had a few beers at Moe's Tavern oh nice nice yeah Universal's great man you gotta get the two park passes you get any butterbeers oh absolutely it's like it's so like but for all of our listeners out there go talk your parents into going to universal go in the off season go in like december talk your parents into it oh talk your parents into i don't think we have a ton of kids listening to this show adults go as adults it's way better you know but still still talk your adult your parents into letting you go as an adult yeah say yeah exactly bring him your parents you gotta get that parent parental permission for for universal regardless of your age exactly you're getting carded everywhere you go but it is an absolute blast they've got simpsons they've got men in black they've got a
Starting point is 00:16:23 marvel section you know they've got hulk wright they've got jimmy fallon your boy they've got Simpsons. They've got Men in Black. They've got a Marvel section. You know, they've got Hulk rides. They've got Jimmy Fallon, your boy. They've got one of his rides. You know, they've got like all the old stuff that they used to do for Universal. And then, of course, Harry Potter. They've got the one side with Diagon Alley. And then they got the other side with Hogsmeade. It's just not that I'm like trying to do an ad for Universal universal it's just that i went and it was pretty pretty dope i got fred weasley's wand
Starting point is 00:16:51 r.i.p fred um you know it's just uh got his wand it's great great stuff because they're interactive brandon you you wave the wand and shit moves it's yeah it's it's great but you know what humbles you really quickly when you're trying to do it and then you can't fucking do it and so you're like all right whatever right it's it's not working and then a six-year-old walks up and and does it on their first try that's that's that'll humble you real quick yeah it's leviosa it's levvy ohs uh uh anyways all right sorry i went way off the rails there we're back back to the hawks back to mcgill and larson and uh so they're they're the banks bffs one of one another highlight that i just want to bring up and i know we've talked about it a couple
Starting point is 00:17:40 times before but it's just it's so good when the ducks find the sports illustrated and the hawks it's when we're introduced to fulton right um and the hawks that's when he makes his his grand entrance yeah that's like his first interaction with the ducks yeah uh and and the hawks are rollerblade in and they whip one of the Sports Illustrated out of their hands. He's like, does your mommy know you have that? That's good stuff. That's what Larson comes in. Larson's the one who rips it and goes, does your mommy know you have that?
Starting point is 00:18:18 And then I think it's Larson. And then McGill Carp is like, hey, that's mine. And McGill comes in with you wouldn't even know what to do with it oh man you know and then that's where they they hit him with like uh no she was too busy with the mailman oh yeah that's banks his line too busy crushes it just and some great uh some great elementary bullying right there by the hawks classic dude yeah just circling them up and then and then i love that they they shove carp in the trash and then fulton shoves all three of them on top of carp in the trash he just picks them up and throws them right on top
Starting point is 00:18:54 of carp right oh man that's uh that's great stuff and you know mcgill actually be i feel at least personally mcgill kind of takes over bank's spot on the hawks as the leader you know when when banks gets moved over to the ducks well i think i don't know i i think mcgill was always the leader because i know even when banks comes over to the ducks he's you know he's a he's a quiet reserved kind of guy i feel like he was like that on the hawks as well so you feel like mcgill was always the the leader was just banks was the star yeah or or maybe larson maybe larson was the leader yeah because larson's the one who always talks first he's the one who calls them girls on when they're on the bench that is true so maybe
Starting point is 00:19:37 larson is the leader and before he sees kind of because at the end he when he when they fuck up banks yeah sees the true colors the true colors of riley so that's i think that's where mcgill Before he sees kind of, because at the end, when they fuck up Banks. Yeah, sees the true colors. The true colors of Riley. So I think that's when McGill takes over as the leader. But yeah, Banks was, I mean, he's a real quiet, reserved kind of kid. I feel like he was always like that on the Hawks. Even though, you know, the best player, he's not necessarily the leader.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. That happens sometimes. As we're talking mcgill and larson kind of the the gruesome twosome you might call them the gruesome like that um i i got a question for you brandon i'm gonna throw this one at you real quick coming in hot and hot since they are a bad guy dynamic duo kind of who is your favorite movie bad guy dynamic duo gruesome twosome if you will oh from specifically from a movie yeah or movies tv shows just whatever who who would you consider some of your favorite uh like evil duos evil duos evil duos I'm trying to think of some duos do you want me to kick you I have I have a few here do you want me to kick you off with a
Starting point is 00:20:55 with a couple softballs that you're probably not going to think of so so I the one that the one that comes immediately to mind although I don't know if I would choose them as the best, is Team Rocket. And that's if you want to count them as a duo. We can throw Meowth out of the... Team Rocket, it's Jesse and James. Oh, yeah. Listen, Meowth doesn't have any part
Starting point is 00:21:18 of the introductory song for Team Rocket, so I feel like if he's not really... He comes in at the very, very end, right? Yeah. So he basically doesn't count. You know what I mean? So that's... Team Rocket, so I feel like if he's not really... Yeah, he does. He comes in at the very, very end, right? Yeah. So he basically doesn't count. You know what I mean? So that's... Team Rocket is Jesse and James, the dynamic duo. Okay, I like that. I like that. That's the only
Starting point is 00:21:33 one I can think of off the top of my head. Okay, so let me give you two ones that you might not think of. Well, one that you might and one that you might not. So Joker and Harley Quinn. I feel like that is... Okay, that's a good one that you might not uh so joker and harley quinn i feel like that that's a good it's a good one yeah rock solid bad guy dynamic duo one that people might not think about that i just kind of like is uh baroness and destro little gi joe right over
Starting point is 00:21:59 my head i don't know what any of those words mean no okay never mind oh you know what you know what i just thought of since we were talking about uh roly-poly potter crab and goyle oh yeah there you go crab and goyle that's a good one brandon i love that uh okay here's a couple disney ones for you okay
Starting point is 00:22:17 iago and jafar oh that's a good one that's a good one right and i i so i like that one uh smee and hook okay okay you know what i mean and not just the cartoon one but the robin williams hook did you did you ever get down on that one as a kid oh it's not yeah it's been a while though oh man listen for that's one that you need to go back and watch, Brandon. That's a gold right there.
Starting point is 00:22:47 But my personal favorite from the Disney realm is Kronk and Yzma from Emperor. Oh, yeah. That's the best one. That's it. That's it. Yeah, absolutely. Squeak, squeak, squeak and squeak. Come on.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Cronk is the absolute. Cronk is probably one of the most underrated Disney characters of all time. Well, maybe not that underrated. He did get his own show and movie, I think. Yeah, you're right. I think Yzma and Cronk, that's number one for sure. It's like you mentioned, he gets his own spinoff. I think he gets a movie and a TV show, right? Yeah tv show right yeah yeah for sure that's when he becomes a good guy
Starting point is 00:23:29 though exactly because he's just absolutely so endearing like when he's when he's the chef and he's preparing all the all the meals and then it's they say it's easma's birthday that's it's just gold everything everything that he does is gold. Or like when he prepares the meal with the poison for Cusco. My spinach puffs. Yeah, he's
Starting point is 00:23:55 gold. Absolutely gold. Okay, so that kind of wraps up McGill and Larson, the gruesome twosome, as I like to refer to them as just a couple top shelf, top tier Hawks. Yeah. Shout out McGill.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Shout out Larson. Yeah. You know, some of the, some of the best cake eaters to ever to ever play the game. Yeah. Honorable mention the banks family, since his dad is so dedicated to the hawks that he actively roots against his son yeah in the championship where decked out in hawks gear
Starting point is 00:24:34 what a fucking asshole god i said i'll never get over that like i feel like that does not get enough play for what a terrible parent that guy was for choosing team over family yeah that was pretty that was pretty rough you know that was a bad look that's a bad look you know who would have never accepted him fast and the furious family would have never flown there that's family over everything was his name dom teretto yeah but i mean family over everything brandon yeah not fucking hawks first but they they might they might forgive him though they they forgive a lot of people that's true that's true like in in fast and furious 25 they will all have eventually turned bad guys into good guys. I mean, Jason Statham.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Yeah, he had the face turn. That's right. They thought he killed Han, and then he was part of the team in a movie and a half. Hobbs and Shaw. They had a spinoff with The Rock. I fucking love that movie. Hobbs and Shaw is a great movie. I'm a
Starting point is 00:25:44 sucker for Fast and Furious, though. movie i'm a sucker for fast and furious though i love it and i'm a sucker for the rock anything that guy touches is gold did you see did you see um this is i think it was a couple days ago um because i think they're they're they're writing um fast 10 right now and so they're getting ready i think they're getting ready to go into production or whatever and um um because i think it was the eighth movie where vin diesel and the rock had a big blow up and then the rock was like they they the rock wasn't going to do any more fast movies that's why they gave him hobs and shaw with the spinoff yeah but so like a couple days ago then uh like i think he went to twitter um to like he like publicly asked The Rock to come back for Fast 10.
Starting point is 00:26:28 He was like, you should come back for Fast 10. It's what Paul would have wanted. It's what, you know, I think he even brought up Paul's kids or some shit. Oh, my gosh. Dropping the Paul Walker bomb on. Yeah. He's like, it's what Paul wanted. You should come back for 10.
Starting point is 00:26:41 And The Rock was just physically like, no, I'm good. He's too busy shooting his genius tv show young rock oh i forgot he's i forgot that's happening did you watch season one it's okay it's season one already came out i didn't realize this already oh no oh yeah it's it's fine it doesn't i because like i want all the wrestling right like that's all i care about but it goes into like so much more than that like it talks a lot about his time in miami for the hurricanes because that was the championship football team when they unfortunately they beat the the huskers and then you know but anyways do you love some rock we could talk all day about jumanji central intelligence is my favorite rock that's a good oh my god because he plays the the super dorky insane guy it's like obsessed with unicorns and fanny packs uh man kevin hart was the the cool
Starting point is 00:27:41 guy in school it's rock a classic, you know. I love that Vin Diesel came out and he played the Paul Walker card. I mean, it's a good card to play, I guess. I don't know. I guess. I don't know if he played over Twitter, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:59 A little impersonal. All right. Let me rein us back in again really quick because let's let's let's go to the meat of the hawks let's start talking about the meat of the hawks let's talk about coach riley the the great coach riley coach jack riley played by the wonderful lane smith and listeners you might recognize him from two of my favorites that he acts in. Number one, red Dawn,
Starting point is 00:28:28 the Patrick Swayze, the original, the OG. Well, cause they, they remade it. It's not, it's definitely not as good,
Starting point is 00:28:35 but you know, they, they put a Hemsworth in there. Then one of the dudes from Nick and Josh, I can't, or Drake and Josh, I think Josh from Drake and Josh, the Nickelodeon show. He overacts in it a little bit.
Starting point is 00:28:47 He just wasn't ready for an action flick. But man, the original. Very raw kind of movie. That's a great one to go back and watch. Just in case you ever want to think about what it would be like if the US got invaded. Yeah. That was a real threat back then with Russia. I think that's why the remake, you know, lost a lot of its musters
Starting point is 00:29:13 because I don't think you could like the Cold War like scare because that came out like what early 80s? Yeah, it felt realistic like that the US could get invaded and now
Starting point is 00:29:28 you lose that gravitas you know it doesn't have the same weight to it conspiracy theorists would tell you that the US is already in trouble Brandon I mean everybody everywhere is in trouble.
Starting point is 00:29:47 Doomsday. It's upon us. Yeah. Newsflash, everybody. Things aren't going well. You know, it's fine. As long as you just mind your own business, keep on living your life. Keep on swimming.
Starting point is 00:30:00 Yep. Keep on trucking. Keep on keeping on. But, okay. And so, Red Dawn, cinematic classic. yep let's keep on keep trucking keep on keeping on but but okay and so the second red dawn cinematic classic but then the second one which i just probably watched more than i should have as a kid was son-in-law the polish the poly shore classic yeah i i absolutely loved everything about the movie son-in-law because uh he lane smith played uh the the love interest of paulie shore's dad yeah that's a good one i munch in on some grindage oh paulie shore's run in the
Starting point is 00:30:37 90s is something else that biodome is a classic in the Army Now is a classic Encino Man Which put him on the map I just Missed the whole Pauly Shore run A bit too young I'm not a huge Pauly Shore guy Although I do
Starting point is 00:30:57 The character he plays in the Goofy movies The Leaning Tower that that it's fantastic those two those two movies i feel like are underrated disney classics oh 100 power line are you kidding me so brandon brandon remember we are going to break down a goofy movie because Portman plays the singing voice of Goofy. Or Goofy's son, Max. Yeah, Portman's the singing voice of Max. And so we're definitely
Starting point is 00:31:34 definitely breaking that down. You know what? I've been seeing some Powerline t-shirts coming out recently. I need to pick up one of those because I'm going to be seeing eye to eye on that, Brandon. We're definitely
Starting point is 00:31:50 going to see a Pee Wee movie for sure. Because of Portman. Back to Coach Jack Riley. I want to go through just how dominant he was as a Pee Wee hockey head coach. Okay. You got some stats for us. I love it. Stat heads.
Starting point is 00:32:09 I, I, yes, I got some, I got some breakdowns here for you. So, so it's mentioned. So, so the, the opening scene we have is the 1973 Peewee state championships, right? This is the, the, the is the famous season where they get runners up because Bombay lets his whole fucking team down. His dead dad. The yellow banner. He doinks it off the post.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Yep. Let's the dead dad down. The dead dad doink. That's what we're calling it. Dead dad doink. Oh, my God. Because your dad wishes he could be here gordon yeah go make him proud something great to say to a 10 year old before bombay you didn't do it you didn't do it
Starting point is 00:32:52 wow you just you let you know what else he says remember this if you're not just letting me down you're letting the whole team down yeah not just your dead dad not just me the whole team everybody all these no pressure all these parents in the stands letting them down too no god no fucking pressure um but so that's the 73 runner-up season but so if you look at the banners uh Parade Arena, which is the home of the Hawks, the Atlanta Hawks, you have state champs in 71,
Starting point is 00:33:32 state champs in 72, runners-up in 73, and then state champs from 1994 all the way to 1991. Wow. Wow. Dynasty. An. Wow. Dynasty.
Starting point is 00:33:46 An absolute dynasty. And we got to shout out the fact that for some ungodly reason, they decided to put their runner-up banner to be yellow. Yes. So that's how I knew that because a couple of the banners are blocked.
Starting point is 00:34:02 Like 1971 is blocked. Yeah. But you can see the color and it's blue so it's like okay that's the state championship it's not the runner up so that's how I was able to the colors is how I was able to do these this dynasty
Starting point is 00:34:17 run here but 74 to 91 what is that is that 18 years 19 years 18 years 18 straight dude that's that's a that's a whole adult yeah it's that's that's somebody who can vote you want every fucking year they can buy cigarettes yeah like or vapes i guess people don't smoke cigs anymore. It would have been 21. Would have been 21 in a row if fucking Bombay didn't let
Starting point is 00:34:49 the whole fucking state down. It was all on his tiny shoulders and then he just doinks it. Was it to the right? To the left? Left. Left crossbar. Left crossbar. Left post. There's only one crossbar.
Starting point is 00:35:04 It goes across. Left post. There's only one crossbar that goes across. Makes sense. He was trying to go bar down skis and he missed. And just that pep talk. Limbs and infamy. It's for sure the
Starting point is 00:35:20 worst pep talk in the history of the world. The most toxic youth sports pep talk in the history of the world like the most toxic youth sports pep talk in the history of so the best the best part the because this is why i love that lane smith lane smith crushed this role because you can he does such a good job like during that pep talk that you can tell that like jack raleigh thinks it's like the greatest he's he's given the best speech ever he's like this is what's gonna do it this this kid is gonna be fired is what's gonna fucking get him to score the goal and then the so he ruined he ruins his kid's life right he ruins bombay's life he he makes him not like hockey anymore yeah But then, so for the first game,
Starting point is 00:36:05 when the ducks are playing the Hawks Bombay's in there and Jack Riley sees him and he walks up to him and he goes, Bombay, is that you, are you coming to see your old coach? And he's got the biggest smile in the world. This mother thinks Bombay loves him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:19 He, he, he's like, what do you got to put on the team or something? When he tells him he's district five yeah he jack riley is so narcissistic and self-involved that he can't fathom that bombay doesn't like him he's like obviously he's here to visit me because i'm the greatest thing that ever happened to this kid i made him the successful psycho lawyer that he is today
Starting point is 00:36:41 i mean he did he did with and bombay says that i think in d3 yeah he's talking when he's talking to charlie he mentions that he's like i took that attitude and you know i became a really successful uh lawyer but then you know i got a dy and my life got ruined and then i found you guys let's also not forget about your favorite moment in that first movie when right out of the gate riley hits him with a run it up run it up yeah right right right after the first goal she just wants to throat stomp them as soon as possible yeah he's like i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna ruin this kid's life again. Let's run it back and ruin it again. Speaking of really shitty pep talks to Bombay,
Starting point is 00:37:31 can I give you the IMDB quote I pulled? Yes. It's the best. It's a great one. It is a fucking gem. And I'll try to do my best. This is what he says. It's after he steals Banks Right?
Starting point is 00:37:45 Is it in the Duxworth law office? No, no, no It's at the arena He goes to the Hawks arena With the official And he's like, hey, Banks is a duck now Either he plays with us or you forfeit every game And then Bombay starts walking away
Starting point is 00:38:01 And he chases him down So thank you for setting that scene You know, we're in the ice rink Riley has just chased down Bombay starts walking away. And he chases him down. Chases him down. So thank you for setting that scene. You know, we're in the ice rink. Riley is just chased down Bombay, grabs him by the shoulder, yanks him around and says, why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taught you how to skate, taught you how to score, taught you how to go for the W. You could have been one of the greats.
Starting point is 00:38:22 And now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never was. Damn. Whew. Hit him with it. That end, too, I kind of botched it for a second. But you're not even a has-been.
Starting point is 00:38:41 You're a never was. Whoa. Yeah. You're a never was. Whoa. You're a fucking nobody. Cutting deep, dude. Big old fat zero. Yeah, you're a nobody, Bombay. I'm the dude with 18 straight Minnesota State PB championships. Yeah, I'm the godfather of hockey, you son of a bitch.
Starting point is 00:39:02 I mean, he does have more of a claim than bombay does bombay has one state championship one junior goodwills game championship that's not that's not a lot it's just and i think about the pep talks he gave gordon that was as an adult the dead dad as a kid like i mean just always, dude. Just always fucking psychological warfare. What I love about that quote is how he starts it off when he asked, when did you turn on me or why did you turn on me? Yeah. Why did you turn against Gordon? He's just now realizing that Bombay doesn't like him. He's like, what happened?
Starting point is 00:39:39 I thought we were cool, bro. Yeah. Like, I thought we were buddies when I was kicking the shit out of your team and like popping my collar at you. Oh, that is one thing we have to mention too. The Riley collar pop. Wow. Just it with the Letterman the coach's Letterman jacket.
Starting point is 00:39:56 He had a collar pop. All right. All right. All right. Yeah. All right. All right. All right. I'm still still 1 million percent convinced that Matthewthew mcconaughey got that from from contrarily 100 let's get let's get old mcconaughey on the pod here and let's let's let him be honest you know tell the truth he's a big ducks fan you know he sits at home and he quacks along with the movie when he watches it. I can I can see it now.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Home theater system. Dude, that's a that just gave me a great idea. Matthew McConaughey replaces Emilio Estevez. Game changer season two. That's that's something else. Matthew McConaughey as like a as like a free spirit hippie coach. OK, That dude. Do you think free spirit hippie coach or more like the car commercials laid
Starting point is 00:40:51 back? Cool. Matthew McConaughey. I think a little bit of both. Okay. Like a cool hippie. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:58 But, but his, like his, his sayings would be like, he would, he would try to hit you with knowledge, like, like nice little, like proverbs or like words of wisdom. And they just don't make any sense. Yeah. Like, or they would be like he would he would try to hit you with knowledge like like nice little like proverbs or like words of wisdom and they just don't make any sense yeah like or they would be like misquoted proverbs yeah that would be a shtick that he would he would just hit you with misquoted proverbs yeah i mean disney come on we've said it a thousand times but yeah i mean let us write the let us write the Give us this give us our spin-off Because now that there's no Emilio there's probably no
Starting point is 00:41:32 Ice Palace I swear to god If when he's gone I swear to fucking God I mean when you've been having on But if she is ready for the first episode Rant here she's not Going to she's not going to be there and we Need to look at the casting we need to google it i think they're about done with with writing i think they're gonna i think
Starting point is 00:41:50 they it's either like february or march i think is when they're they're gonna start uh production i feel like it's safe to say you know disney game changers writing team what you if what you think you have right now you feel really good about, let's just take it back to the chalkboard one more time. Let's just run it back to the chalkboard one more time. Run it through us. Okay. Hit up the cake eaters.
Starting point is 00:42:15 Yep. If there's no Winnie, we're starting over. If there's no Terry, we're fucking starting over. We're going to have some real beef, especially if Terry and Leah get, Terry, we're fucking starting over. We're going to have some real beef, especially if Terry and Leah get... Or MJ in the show. Terry and MJ get bumped.
Starting point is 00:42:33 Travesty. They better not. Absolute travesty. What else do you have for Coach Ratton? Do you have anything else? He is the representation of the Hawks. His attitude, his Do you have anything else? He is the representation
Starting point is 00:42:45 Of the Hawks His attitude, his demeanor His approach The Hawks were running fucking warm up drills On their own While he goes and talks shit to the coaches In the hallways I just want to
Starting point is 00:43:00 Point out that I do think He In a weird roundabout way, helped Bombay. I think if Bombay does not have Coach Riley, if he has some nice little schlub dude i think you i think i still think he drifts away from hockey because of his his dad dying um yeah and it but it's done in a less dramatic and less uh traumatizing way that you don't get the you don't get the phoenix comeback story he's just he becomes a, you know, middling level district attorney somewhere and just like, you know, passes passes away with with little fanfare. You know, it's a tale as old as time, Brandon. A superhero needs their villain in order to become a hero, just like Batman and the Joker.
Starting point is 00:44:04 We talked about Joker and Harley Quinn a little bit earlier as our bad guy dynamic duos. The Joker would argue that Batman created him and that he needs him to survive. Riley created...
Starting point is 00:44:19 Riley is indirectly... Well, maybe even directly responsible for the Ducks without his traumatizing of young children we don't get any of this Riley created Bombay
Starting point is 00:44:36 and Bombay created the Ducks therefore transitive property Brandon Riley created the Ducks essentially what I'm saying is he was a good coach and Bombay should you know dedicate or not dedicate he should
Starting point is 00:44:51 he should appreciate what Jack Riley has done because he helped him he's he was the he was the perfect coach for Bombay at the time great coach questionable moral fiber and let And let me explain just two quick call-outs as why, once again, besides the psychological warfare that he plays
Starting point is 00:45:16 on kids, he called out a hit on a child in the championship game. So let's not forget about that. He called that. He asked for that. He put his soldier McGill up to it. Kiddos. He didn't. Well, I mean, he didn't say he didn't say hurt him. He said, drop him. He said, drop him like a bad habit. Yeah. Take him out. That's an exact quote. He didn't say he's dropping him, dropping him. What? How do you interpret dropping him like a bad habit? When I think of that, I think of dropping his ass with a little right hook.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Yeah, but he didn't explicitly say to hurt him. What I'm saying is this argument wouldn't hold up in a court of law. Okay? All right. So not only that, but after Banks gets brought on to the team that he's supposed to be playing on anyways, he's just following the rules. He's trying to cut a deal with the Pee Wee Hockey Commission to keep Banks on the team. Like, Riley is not, you know, he's a great coach.
Starting point is 00:46:21 They're trying to take away a star player. You got to do what you got to do. Great coach. Questionable moral compass. That's all I'm saying. For sure. But I mean, you find me a good coach that doesn't have questionable moral fiber. And I'll call you a fucking liar.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Trying to think of like a good guy coach like when john madden won won the championship everybody loved john madden but i'm sure there were moments where he probably had questionable moral fiber although we can't say that now he just passed away rip you know listen to him call mad video games as a kid it was great it was great it was great he revolutionized the the gaming world as well as the the football world but that doesn't mean you can't speak bad about him. I never understood the whole don't speak ill of the dead thing. That stuff, I don't understand. If they did shitty things, we can still talk about it.
Starting point is 00:47:17 You know what he did do? He raised awareness towards athlete's foot with, boom, tough acting, interactive. Yes. Think of all the bacteria that he killed. Those bacteria had family, Heath. Athlete's Foot didn't stand a fucking chance with John
Starting point is 00:47:37 Madden on the case. Going back to Coach Riley, though, you're forgetting the best part of the hit on Banks is after McGill does it and gets sent to the penalty box, the fist bump. The fist bump. He goes up to him and he's like, got him. Nailed it, dude. You did your job.
Starting point is 00:47:57 You're a great soldier. I appreciate you. All right. All right. So speaking of. So he's clearly capable of giving praise when it's due. You know, he's not he's not completely withholding a praise. He's he's praising a child hurting another child.
Starting point is 00:48:16 No, no, no, no. He's praising the kid for doing what he told him for following the orders, for being a good soldier. Oh, my gosh. You know who else just quietly followed orders, Brandon? I don't know if you want to go down this road. Sure.
Starting point is 00:48:36 All of those Hydra soldiers in the Marvel movies. That's who, Brandon. Do you want to be fucking Hydra? Do you want to be Cobra? Speaking of G.I. Joe's, do you want to be part of Cobra Commander? That's a fucking Cobra movie. You know what I would
Starting point is 00:48:54 want, though, is if I was in those organizations and I did a good job, I'd want somebody to say, hey, Brandon. You would want positive praise for your successes. Hey, Brandon, guess what? I'd hate to break this to you. Just a silent fist bump.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Just a silent fist bump. You are barking up the wrong tree if you are looking for positive praise in a criminal organization. I'm so sorry to lay that out there for you, but it's not going to happen. You think Thanos gave any of his kids positive praise? No. And look what happened. One turned against him. Yeah, all the ones that have failed.
Starting point is 00:49:30 Two turned against him. All the ones that have failed definitely were not giving out praise. But if you look at the mafia, some of the mafias are still going. I bet you they're giving praises. That's how you keep the organization going, is you reward people when they do a good job. Yeah, they give them duffel bags full of money. It's all about company culture, Heath.
Starting point is 00:49:51 All about company culture. The mob company culture is duffel bags full of money, maybe a new car and a new house. I bet you one thing, Heath. I bet you if you looked up mafia on Glassdoor, five stars. Great place to work. Great organization. Wonderful leadership. Top of the line leadership.
Starting point is 00:50:17 I absolutely love it. All right. So speaking of mafia and bad guys who are in charge, I have another question for you, Brandon, because we talked about our favorite bad guy movie duo. And so I have another follow-up question and it is who is, if you have one, your favorite bad guy coach. Besides Riley, of course, right? Besides Riley. Riley is number one for me for sure. But I feel like I have a challenge for number one for me for sure um but i i feel like i have a challenge i mean for number one brandon i have a challenge for the number one spot well so so are you so so
Starting point is 00:50:53 let me let me get the let me understand the question correctly is this am i picking like the worst coach or am i picking a bad guy coach that I like the most? It's it's up to your end. I'll leave it up to your interpretation. It's just bad guy coach. When you think bad guy coach in a cinematic TV or movie, who do you pick? So Jack Riley is number one um for my favorite my favorite bad guy coach because like i said i think i think he was misunderstood i think he was i think he was the good guy throughout this whole movie okay i mean that's it that's it we okay we hear your argument can i can
Starting point is 00:51:41 i hit you with because i've had a lot of time to think about this since i came up with the question because i think this this coach could and i forget his name in the movie so you're gonna have to help me when i announce it but he is played by the one and only john voight aka angelina jolie's papa papa big papa big papa void his Big Papa Void. Big Papa Void. His role in the cinematic masterpiece Varsity Blues as the bad guy coach. Right? He plays the head coach, Varsity Blues.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Do you remember? His name is Coach Kilmer. Coach Kilmer. Yes. Coach Kilmer. I fucking love varsity blues dude oh my gosh great movie oh did i so i actually saw varsity blues for the first time because i snuck into it because it was rated r when it came out in movie theaters me and my buddies we bought the
Starting point is 00:52:38 pg-13 tickets to she's all that remember that freddie prince classic uh and and she's all that. Remember that Freddie Prince? Yeah. And she's all that it but instead went to varsity blues and snuck in. Okay, solid. I saw varsity blues at a really young age, a real inappropriate age. Honestly, I saw because it was that came out 99. I'm pretty sure I saw it the year if not the year after it came out. Yeah, because I was 13 PG 13 yeah so I would have been
Starting point is 00:53:08 I would have been 8 years old when I saw oh nice yeah okay alright this is maybe a little soon for some of the scenes definitely not the most appropriate age to be watching varsity blues but yeah
Starting point is 00:53:24 it's a great movie and coach And yeah, coach Kilmer. So coach Kilmer has zero redeeming qualities. None at all. Like he is an absolute psycho because there's the Billy Bob concussions, which this, which, you know, looking back on what we know about concussions now, even though the NFL is slow to acknowledge it. So the concussions, that whole thing was startling back then.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Now it's a fucking nightmare. Yeah, twice as much. Yeah, looking back, watching that now. Oh, my God. Yeah, the CTE. Yeah, Billy Bob. Billy Bob in the Varsity Blues universe. Billy Bob.
Starting point is 00:54:04 No way he's still alive. No, absolutely. Yeah. He didn't, he didn't last very long, but what a great character, Billy Bob with the pet pig. I mean, it was just, it was just great, great stuff. And then he convinced the quarterback to just, you know, shooting up an 18 year old kid's knee and stuff.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Like it's not worth it. None of that stuff is worth it in high school like that. But he, he ruined yeah coach kilmer he's shooting up everybody with painkillers or yeah is that what it was okay yeah it's just painkillers um yeah so he fucking he ruins paul i mean this is really the paul walker show isn't he that's paul walker's you know i like to believe that paul walker would have been a hawk. Oh, 100%. Paul Walker.
Starting point is 00:54:46 He would have fucking crushed it as a hawk. It would have been hard to cast him as a hawk because everyone would have fallen in love. And they would have wanted to be on the Hawks instead of the Ducks. A Paul Walker-led Hawks team? Dude, imagine. People are getting on board with that. No offense to Adam LaRusso because I think he does a fantastic job as Banks, but imagine Paul Walker
Starting point is 00:55:07 as Banks. They don't want Banks to outshine anyone else. He might have been too much spotlight on the Banks spot. Yeah, it would have been a Banks spotlight. It would have been a different movie for sure, but I mean Paul Walker.
Starting point is 00:55:24 But just to wrap up the Vity blues and john voy what about like the very end when they finally are just like no man we're we're not messing with this like this isn't worth it we're not following and paul walker becomes the coach yep paul walker becomes coach but he like walks out of the locker room he's like like, let's go, let's go. Let's go. Oh man. That is. Yeah. That is some great acting right there by, by our board boy, big Papa V. Yeah. Yeah. We need John to come on and talk about his nickname. Is there, are there any connections so we can talk about varsity blues?
Starting point is 00:56:04 Cause I know, I mean, there's, you have the James Vanderbeek, his nickname is there are there any connections so we can talk about varsity blues because i know i mean there's you have the james vanderbeek um joshua jackson connection they were both on dawson's creek but i don't know if that's close enough to bring uh to bring varsity blues into the the cake eater canyon here yeah i don't know i just i feel like it does not quite fall under canon you're right um but uh what is say james vanderbeek out like listen to this cast list i got here james vanderbeek ali larder paul walker scott khan dude as as tweety and then you had amy smart john voight jesse jesse plemmons who's who's blowing up now he's a fantastic fucking actor i love jesse plelemons. He plays, I think he plays
Starting point is 00:56:46 James Van Der Beek's little brother, right? Yeah, I think so. Amy's smart, man. She had a nice run there, too. In that stretch of time, like 99 to mid 2000s, early 2000s. What a movie.
Starting point is 00:57:01 So anyways, that is my that is my only other bad guy coach that i could think of that maybe give riley for zero zero redeeming quality yeah i mean right right in all honesty riley probably doesn't have any redeeming qualities either but in my my biased opinion he does yeah it's it's just that like you know the the varsity blues that just those injuries were real and like yeah and like it was also the partying and like all that kind of stuff is like you know it's the the whipped cream scene dude something else that that scene has stuck with eight-year-old brandon let me tell you that that that day day was when a lot of young boys became men.
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Starting point is 00:58:07 They also plant a tree in Boulder, Colorado for every product sold. Visit brokenforestco.com and use the code CAKEATERS15 for 15% off your order. So, all right. So we've got our two, our gruesome twosome we've got our leader the one and only coach riley what else do you have any other final thoughts on our boy coach jack riley i think we i think we wrapped up jack riley good um one thing i want to point out though that i think has always been a missed opportunity with D2 and then maybe even going into D3 is I think
Starting point is 00:58:48 let's get into some Hawks disrespect here yeah yeah so I think a good like foil or a good like subplot to D2 would have been having somebody from the Hawks
Starting point is 00:59:05 on Team USA. Because I mean, they brought in all the new kids, right? The Cat, Dwayne, Kenny, Lewis, all them. They brought in all those and Keenan. I think if you have, like if you
Starting point is 00:59:21 would have brought Larson along. Yeah. Or what's the, is it Brown, the name of the kid that scored most of the goals i think so and it's mcgill mcgill is what if you brought him like another bass brother you can't no you can't bring mcgill and he he took he took out banks you can't bring mcgill and that's a hard no yeah you could bring larson potentially. Yeah. Cause he, he was, he was there showing concerns.
Starting point is 00:59:46 You know, he had the, what I assume is a change of heart. But yeah, I think, I think if you bring Larson in and then you have like a little subplot of like them learning to accept Larson into the, into the duck gang.
Starting point is 01:00:00 Okay. That's okay. But don't you think that it would take away from like the keenan storyline in d2 like maybe that's why they wouldn't have done it because it would have gotten too convoluted with also bringing in keenan to take charlie's spot which i never really understood that but you know i think you could say i think you could take out no i think I think I don't think it would I don't know maybe It would be too much
Starting point is 01:00:29 I just think that it would be With the Iceland Trainer too you know We could cut that out That's one of the Plots you could cut you could cut those three Scenes out replace them with three scenes about how much they hate larson and then okay good okay um because i was gonna say maybe we you could you could bring keenan in as part of the original group of new people and then cut out
Starting point is 01:00:56 the scenes of him like joining the team but those are good scenes i don't want to lose the street hockey i don't want to yeah you can't that's where they did a stick glove shirt. You can't cut that street ball scene. Those are classics. Street ball, street puck. That's an interesting missed opportunity. I didn't mean to burst your bubble, but I just got
Starting point is 01:01:18 thinking like, man, I love that idea. It's a lot of moving parts if you bring that in. Yeah, that's all of a sudden you're like wait what's going on You could cut the pants Scene where they pants the Hawkeye's
Starting point is 01:01:33 And you could do like one or two quick Like Bringing Larson into the fold Scenes you know That's true but they needed like Cheeky It was just like the times too scenes, you know? That's true, but they needed like cheeky 90s. It was just like the times too, right? Like they wanted
Starting point is 01:01:49 that cheeky, funny kind of start. Yeah. And then the recruiting, because it kicked off the recruiting. Yeah. The quack attack is back, Jack. We got to get one of those duck whistles. That's what we need. That is great yeah okay but
Starting point is 01:02:07 uh but yeah so that was the last kind of thing i had for the the hawks was a little missed opportunity there but yeah and then the ultimate missed opportunity we'll just we'll we'll end it we can end it on this which is the game changers yeah we mentioned that the color change the color change the logo change because those the original hawks jerseys i know i've talked about this at least 15 times on this podcast but there was original hawks jerseys but both the the original one that bombay wears and then the one the redesigned ones that banks wears and mcgill wears are fantastic they look so cool the black and the blue and like the silver right like the white the silver whatever
Starting point is 01:02:45 oh man it really and it just it doesn't i just i didn't like it i i hated the color change i hate that they are suddenly like in the worst team yeah and that was like an unnecessary ad yeah just keep them as the hawks and just have them be like a regular team. You know, like I just I didn't like it one bit. I hope that we get some some Hawks like coming backs in the season two of the game change. That's another that's so that's another spinoff they can give us is the Hawks. It's the story of the Hawks. Yeah. And how they have like completely fallen apart because like it could go into the Edina,
Starting point is 01:03:26 the cake eaters. They just got a little too big for their britches. Wouldn't put in the work. We could delve into some real socioeconomic turmoil. Oh, that's exactly what the people want in the kids hockey show is socioeconomic.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Yeah. Talk about how Edina is doing as as as a as a community talk about some gerrymandering maybe maybe maybe they moved the lake back to being the border you know oh yeah like maybe the uh the what is it the 08 housing crisis like really hit hard in adina a lot of families you know lost their lost their way and those hawks they got shipped out into other districts you know yeah that's that's something that the people would love for us to go into the 08 housing bubble bursting in a diner instead of it being like instead of it being like a disney channel plus uh spinoff series we it'd be like like in hbo max like uh drama listen it's i'm listen i'm
Starting point is 01:04:28 trying to get us into the hbo max realm to remember how we are going to kill off bombay with having the ice palace collapsing onto them like the like the wicked wish of the east and the wizard of oz like that's what that's how a game changer starts just bombay's shoes in a flannel but uh okay but anyways you know we just hopefully the game changers will put some respect on the fucking name yes here for season two that's all we're asking you know we may not be asking nicely but we're asking that that's all we're demanding that's all we're that's all we're demanding from you disney god put some fucking respect on that hawk's name yes this that was that's still so heartbreaking every time every time i think about the
Starting point is 01:05:19 the hawks the new hawks should it's not the same. Not the same. That's right. But we're going to end this on a little bit more of a positive note because we have spent this episode doing what we do best. We're talking the Hawks version of the Ducks. We're being just a couple cake eaters, you know, wrapping back and forth, Brandon. It's what we do. Eating that cake. Thanks for listening, everyone. Please remember to follow and like us on Instagram at TheCakeEatersPod, on Twitter at TheCakeEaters. Also reach out to us via email, TheCakeEatersPod at gmail.com or visit our website, thecakeeaterspod.com.

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