The Cake Eaters - 34. Birth of an NHL Team
Episode Date: June 21, 2022Heath & Brandon discuss the timeline from movie to puck drop, the rocky operations of the NHL, how much of a behemoth the Mighty Ducks merch machine was, the best Ducks of all-time, and everything... else involved with making the Mighty Ducks an actual hockey team. Follow us at www.thecakeaterspod.com and on Twitter (@thecakeeaters) and Instagram (@thecakeeaterspod) Email us at thecakeeaterspod@gmail.com
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Hello everybody, welcome back to the Cake Eaters podcast, your definitive Mighty Ducks podcast.
Today, we're going to take a little bit of a slight turn and we're going to talk not about the movies, but we're going to talk about what the movies spawned.
Right. The legacy of these movies, which is incredibly an actual pro hockey team, Heath.
Absolutely mind-blowing that an NHL franchise,
I like how you said spawned too, so I'm going to say that,
spawned from a Disney classic.
Yes.
It's unreal.
So it spawned from a... And everything happened so quick like looking back i was like
uh like back i was like oh you know this thing took some time that you know it get the movie
gathered a bunch of stuff over a couple years and then they built a team that's not what happened
this shit went quick when i was looking at these dates.
Disney was in a hurry.
Yeah.
And they were just, they saw the dollar signs and they just started grabbing as quick and fast
as they could.
Same with the NHL,
the NHL.
I don't know how,
well,
I mean,
how this all happens.
We'll explain a lot about the current state of the NHL and
how, how you, you have the,
the financial state of some of these teams that they have,
because the NHL is just, it has to be the most, I'm not,
I wouldn't say poorly run sports organization. Cause it's, I mean,
they're still making money. They're still around,
but it's the most ridiculously run.
And they have had some, like, really bad lockouts.
Like, the NHL lockouts have been blemishes on the league.
Like, huge blemishes. And then you have the Arizona Coyotes who are bleeding the taxpayers of Glendale, Arizona dry.
Yeah.
Keep the team there.
It's.
And then you have like all the,
the old teams,
like the Atlanta thrashers that that was a whole mess.
There's,
there's just,
there's a lot of,
there's a lot of blemishes and a lot of,
a lot of,
what are you thinking when you look at the business model of the NHL?
It's it's rough stuff,
but I know you have a timeline for us
brandon so let me set you up ladies and gentlemen welcome to a brief history of the anaheim ducks
and so like i mentioned i got a little timeline here because when i was looking back at these
dates i was like everything happened so quick hot quick, hot and fast, hot and fast,
right out, right out the gate. We were ready to roll.
So you have the, the original Mighty Ducks movie D1, right?
Do you remember when that was released?
Yeah, I do. It was 1990.
Yes. October, October,ober 1992 early october 1992 when you hear 92 do you always think of like
columbus sails the ocean blue the do you remember like 1492 columbus the nina the like how you
remember those i i know yeah i don't really think of that when i say 1992 though oh that just always
comes back in my head anyway sorry sorry i that always just, that just always comes back to my head. Anyway. Sorry. Sorry. I, that always just popped,
that just popped in my head.
It's like,
Oh man,
they always would like when Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
And yeah,
anyways,
sorry.
I digress.
Anyway,
1992,
the mighty ducks,
the masterpiece early October.
Yeah.
Early October,
1992.
It's released in theaters,
right?
Then you have December 1992
is when Disney pays the NHL
an expansion fee for a new hockey team, right?
So October to December, Heath.
Two months.
Yeah, that's how long it took for them to be like,
let's do a hockey team.
Sounds good.
We're looking to expand.
Do you remember what they were referred
to as in 1993?
When they unveiled
the team, yeah, the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim.
Yeah, I thought that was great.
It's just not like
every other team in the history of teams.
Because they're more importantly the Mighty Ducks.
Anaheim is just Anaheim, you know?
Yeah, they're the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim.
It's just Anaheim should feel, you know, hashtag grateful
that they can just be attached to the Ducks name.
Well, the reason they're in Anaheim is because that's the that's the quarters of disney
um i just thought it was funny that they reversed the order of it yeah and people may baseball
people may may notice that at this same time disney also owned uh well i don't know if it
was right at the same time but in the same general time frame of the mid-90s they also owned the anaheim angels of major league baseball oh my word brandon angels in the outfield are you kidding me another another
movie another fucking movie yeah oh my that movie so that absolutely does that have ducks ties that
the angels in the outfield because remember i don't think so wave he would wave like an angel
when he saw an angel playing with the oh man kids go out
there and parents make sure your kids are watching angels in the outfield that was a great one that
was another one of those that we had bro oh my god yes yeah donald uh not donald danny glover
danny glover crushed it tony Danza dude Oh my word I just
I love that movie that was another
Rare like
VHS that we
Actually owned that was
That was another one just like the Dex
So it has a special place in my heart
That and the Pagemaster remember that
Macaulay Culkin
That was a good one
For the Angels I'd have to go double check dates.
But I wonder if the Angels and the Outfield came out before or after they owned the team.
I want to say after, but I'd have to double check.
But anyway, so they also owned the Angels around the same time.
So they're in the sports business.
Disney is fully entrenched in the sports business.
So Mighty Ducks, I'm going to say this again because it's mind-blowing.
The Mighty Ducks movie came out in October.
They paid the expansion fee in December.
I think it was 50 mil.
50 mil.
Yep, 50 mil.
Which, if you – was about the box office gross of the movie. It's about 50 million.
Not bad. Happy coincidence.
So just that time frame,
it took two months for them to decide.
And I guarantee you it was just, I'd have to do some more
research into this.
But the NHL was
looking to expand regardless
of that time. That time frame
was the NHL was looking at beforehand. of that time like that that time frame was the nhl was looking
at beforehand i think it was just a happy coincidence that the movie came out and then
they were like oh let's just name it after the fucking movie i love everything about that though
because i remember so i was six years old as a kid when this happened and i remember being slightly
confused by it right because it's like the mighty ducks came out and I was like, Holy shit.
The mighty ducks are, is like the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.
But then the ducks of Anaheim also came out and I was like, wait a second.
Like it was a whole chicken and egg type of thing.
Cause this was pre internet and I was like six and seven.
And so it was like, what came first, the chicken or the egg?
Was it the movie or the team?
But here, once and for all, it was the movie first.
Well, so along the time, so October 1992, the movie comes out.
December, they pay the expansion fee.
And then March 1st 1993 they unveiled the team name
and the logos they're like
we're going to be the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim
here's the new logo and then
that fall of
1993 they start playing right
yeah that's their first season then
D2
comes out 1994
yeah and D2 they've got
the whole
Ducks, Unis.
So they
came out with the original movie, they announced the team
name, they reveal new logos
when they announced the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim.
It's new logos. So you're like, okay, it's
the movie, but it's not really the
movie because it's new logos. And then
that's when they hit you in D2 when they bring out
the, they're wearing the new logos. So it's all wrapped up. And then that's when they hit you in D2 When they bring out the They're wearing the new logos
So it's all wrapped up
And then D3 you have
Charlie Conway
Breaking the fourth wall
He mentions that the Mighty Ducks
Of Anaheim exist
In the Mighty Ducks universe
And they named a team
They legitimately named the team after
The Junior Goodwill team
it's
the great fourth wall break
I love it all I love it even though D3
is not necessarily my favorite
we've talked about that a couple times but man
that ending when they became the Ducks is great
yeah yeah and he so he breaks the fourth
wall when he's talking to the girl
he's mentioning they named a team now for us
and then he's also throughout the movie he's carrying around a oh, they named a team now for us. And then he's also, throughout the movie, he's carrying
around a book that has
the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim logo on it.
Oh, I love
it all. But like, speaking of
Disney and owning the team, I hope this
doesn't mess up your timeline, but Disney
no longer owns the team.
In 05,
they sold it,
and that's when they changed the name to the Anaheim Ducks instead of the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim.
Yes.
They still do use the logo.
The old logos.
Yeah.
I believe it's on their shoulder.
Yeah.
But they changed it up to like, I do not like orange.
They changed the colors.
Yeah.
It's orange.
I don't mind it.
I don't mind the orange.
Their jerseys are a mess.
They're real.
There's a lot of needless striping, and it's a mess.
But I don't mind the colors.
I'm not a big fan.
Like, unless the Bengals can pull it off, because they've got those badass tiger helmets.
Like, everyone loves a fucking tiger.
But, you know, I just do not dig in the orange and the black, you know, especially after Tiger King. Remember that
in quarantine? That was a
dark day in American history. I never
watched Tiger King. Oh, you missed
out. Yeah, it's too late now.
Oh, it is far
too late. I would not recommend it. It's not
worth it.
But yeah, so Disney sold
the team in 2005. They no longer own the team.
They're not the Mighty Ducks anymore. They're just the Anaheim Ducks.
There's a bunch of chatter for them to bring
back the original logo.
They need to. Permanently.
Either in the old colors or in the new colors.
Last year, they brought back the Wild
Wing jerseys for the
reverse retro thing that the NHL did,
which was pretty nice.
So anyway, so
I've got some
jersey stuff if you want to jump into that for a
second. One thing I want to talk about before we get there is
I want to talk about the finances. So we mentioned
the box office gross was around
$50 million for the movie.
$50 million was the expansion
fee that the NHL paid
or that the Disney paid the NHL to start the expansion fee that the nhl paid um or that the the disney paid the
nhl to just to start the team exactly do you so that was 1992 50 million dollars to start your
own nhl team the seattle kraken are a brand new nhl team that started this year give a do you want
to venture a guess at what their expansion fee was? $150 million?
$650 million.
Holy shit.
Yikes.
Oh, man.
I wish I still lived in Seattle, though.
I would go to a lot of Kraken games if I stayed in Seattle.
Yeah.
When I was there, because they announced the team when I was living there.
And so I signed up for the season ticket wait list or whatever but then then i moved so i know i'm i'm still when when the ghost pirates launch here in savannah
next year i'm gonna be all about it yeah dude i'm gonna be decked out in ghost pirate care but
anyways um keep going on your timeline so i wanted i just wanted to point out that that
describes it good old inflation you know yeah yikes because it's ugly head but so then I also
you mentioned they so Disney sold it in 2005
they sold the team in 2005 do you know
you want to take a picture I guess at how much they sold
the team for in 2005
oh man um
950 million
oh you're way off dude
650 70
million dollars oh yikes yeah they made made 20 mil Oh, you're way off, dude. $650? $70 million.
Oh, yikes.
Yeah.
They made 20 mil.
If you're just going off of initial investment versus what they sold it for.
Well, because teams now are going for, I guess it was 05, 06.
I was a bad guess.
I was doing an inflation guess. I don't think teams like started skyrocketing value until like the 2010s.
Okay. And then that's when the major TV money started.
Yeah. And so 2005, like you mentioned the lockouts,
2005 was fresh off of a lockout. Yeah. 2004, 2005 was the big,
they shut the NHL down for the whole season yeah so that
that's going to kill your value a little bit there yeah 100 and was probably a leading factor in them
cutting you know selling the team um but so so i wanted to point out that i was read a couple
articles that had a bunch of quotes about how disney kind of ran the team um and all of them are essentially saying uh it was just a marketing
like i love that they don't they weren't really like after like wins and stuff they were just
they were it was it was a way to to market and and sell merchandise and boy did they do that
oh nice so yeah for first year out of the gate they were the number one they had the number one uh they
were the number one team in merchandise sales nice um and then uh at one point during the disney
ownership they were they accounted for roughly 80 80 80 of all NHL merchandise sales.
That's unbelievable. It's insane.
So they were
raking in money on merchandise,
which makes sense because I mean, I have,
I'm not a Ducks fan and I have ridiculous
amounts of Mighty Ducks merchandise.
Same.
Yeah. So there's
a quote
that says they cared more about saving their money and
getting a good return on their marketing investment than they did in winning
a championship.
And then my,
my favorite thing is,
so if you go back on YouTube,
you can find videos of the first ever mighty ducks game,
which was the first ever home game that they played in Anaheim,
which was on October,
1993. Right. Yeah. ducks game which was the first ever home game that they played in anaheim which was on uh october 1993 right yeah the pre-game show that they did for this game was roughly 20 minutes long i think
it was longer than 20 minutes and it was essentially disney on ice like they had oh
they had disney characters on the ice like skating. And it was 20 minutes.
Nothing to do with hockey.
Nothing to do with the team.
It's just Disney characters skating on the ice for 20 minutes before the game.
Oh, my God. I highly recommend to go on YouTube and find that video because it's amazing.
I love that.
Wait, hold on.
Sorry, not to put you on the spot, but do you have in your timeline where the cartoon falls in all this?
The Mighty Ducks specific cartoon yes so so d1 was 92
the team was 90 started in 93 d2 was 94 d3 was 96 and then right after d3 i forget if it was either
96 or 97 was the cartoon okay but cartoon was yeah, it was kind of a dumpster fire,
but I remember watching it as a kid.
Bananas,
dude.
Bananas.
And that's where you get wild wing though,
is,
is the,
the,
for,
for the Jersey's you get,
he's,
he's the main character in the cartoon.
Yeah.
I love it.
And you know,
when I was,
went back to my parents' house,
I'm pretty sure I found like one of the old toys from the happy meals.
It might've been like BK, like one of the old toys from the happy meals they might have been like bk like one of the old like from the from the duck cartoon yeah yeah that cartoon
was fucking wild but yeah the cartoon came out like pretty much right after d3 okay okay but so
so yeah so the disney sells the team in uh in 05 and then in in the 2006-2007 season, the Ducks end up winning the Stanley Cup.
They beat the Ottawa Senators.
And that's their first and only Stanley Cup victory.
Yeah, that's their only victory.
While they were owned by Disney, they did go to a Stanley Cup in 2003.
But they lost.
To our boy.
Our boy, Mike R Rupp Famously known
Yeah
For the Danbury Trashers
Trash me up baby
Mike Rupp
And our boy Jimmy
There's the timeline for the Ducks there
Just
Just a whirlwind Of fucking timing like absolute chaos
and then they and and then they were out in so what's that 13 years they were like peace we're
done yeah we made we made all we could and like on it in the the lockout hit and they're like cool
we've we we see a a lost uh lost cause when cause when we, when we got one. And so they just,
it's like sunken costs out of our portfolio.
I should have looked into this, but I, and that, I think shoot,
that's about the same time they sold the angels, the baseball team too.
I think they were just like, okay, we're, we're out of, we're out of sports.
Yeah. Let's cut our losses.
Until they dove back in and bought bought ESPN and ABC and everything.
Yeah, but I mean like owning sports.
They've owned ESPN for
I think they owned ESPN while this was going on.
Yeah.
But yeah,
they cut their sports
portfolio pretty hard there.
it's just such a crazy
like with 13 years,
the internet.
I would love to,
I should have looked into this.
If there's even public numbers about this,
about how much money they made on merch,
because they sold so much of it.
They were selling it.
You could go to Disney and buy mighty ducks gear.
Like they were selling it everywhere.
I love it.
It's they need to bring more ducks,
more ducks and more supersonics gear. gear. Those are the two teams that we need more classic Ducks gear, and I personally need much more Sonics gear.
Like I mentioned, last year they brought back a take on the Wild Wing jersey. So the team was selling a bunch of retro stuff last year. Yeah, we can't
be dropping like 150 bucks
on those jerseys, man.
I don't buy a jersey.
They had everything.
T-shirt jerseys. I love those little T-shirts.
I'm sure you could have got like a coaster with wild
wing on it or a
koozie. I love a good koozie
too. For the beach.
Yeah.
I do have some fun facts for you too, too brandon do you want me to give you some fun facts do you know who the first coach of the mighty
ducks of anaheim was oh so so i wrote down i didn't write down coach i wrote down uh their
first expansion draft player their first entry draft player i think i do remember the coach though is
it ron wilson it was ron wilson i don't know anything about him other than he was the first
coach in team history yeah um he was uh i think he played nhl for the nhl a while ago um but he was
uh he's been a scout um and a coach a couple different places, too, I think.
I just remember because when I was looking at the first picks and stuff,
I remember seeing that name, Ron Wilson.
Ron Wilson.
I only did one of the picks, so you might have to bless us with the other one.
But I have the fourth overall pick, Paul Correa, who turns out to be the face of the franchise for many years to come.
Yes.
Paul Korea is a fantastic hockey player.
Yeah,
he was,
he killed it,
but yeah,
he was their first.
So,
so they're,
they had the expansion draft when they started,
where they picked players from other teams.
Yeah.
And then after that, they had entry draft where they picked rook from other teams. Yeah. And then after that, they had an entry draft where they picked rookies.
And that's where they picked Paul Kriya in fourth overall.
Their first expansion draft pick,
so essentially the first Duck player ever,
and I'm going to mess it up because it's a French name.
Okay.
His name's Guy.
Okay, nice.
Love that.
And I'm going to mess up his last name. I think his last name is Herbert.
It's H E B E R T. Herbert.
Guy Hebert. So he was, he's a goalie. He was their first ever draft pick.
First ever Ducks player. And now he's on the,
he broadcast games for him. He's like one of the color commentators.
Oh, nice. That's super fun.
Keeping it in the family.
I love that. Once a duck,
always a duck, Heath.
Man, quack, quack, quack, Mr.
Duxworth.
But I think my favorite
wrinkle in all this is that
Paul Correa
led the Ducks to the
03 Stanley Cup Finals where they then
Lost to the Mike Rep
Led New Jersey Devils who then
Went on to go play for the
Danbury Trashers who were
Who AJ was the
General manager and the only reason he was
Is because of the Mighty
Ducks full circle wow
What a journey we just went on.
I think we can, we can end the podcast right there.
It's a beautiful thing. Well, before we end the podcast,
so we just have to shout out the wild wing.
I meant like in the podcast altogether.
It's over. It's it's we've hit our lion King moment.
This has been the circle of life, Brandon.
It's beautiful.
Hakuna Matata.
Hakuna Matata. I do love Wild Wing as their mascot.
I just have to say, I think it's a great mascot.
Great design.
Just, you know,
as a former mascot myself, I
sign off on that.
Well, yeah, because it's based on the cartoon character what
other mascot is based on a cartoon character none and that wild wing character in the cartoon is
badass you know yeah he was the leader he was who was he voiced by he was voiced by one of the
one of the dudes from 90210 i'm gonna blank on well while you're doing that, I've got a fun jersey fact for you.
And if this is incorrect, you know, fuck off Wikipedia.
So that's who I'm quoting here.
So they've worn three unique regular jerseys and five unique third jerseys in their franchise history.
That's what it says.
Yeah, that sounds about right
They have they started off with
The jerseys that
They don't debut
But the Ducks come out
DT with
And those will forever be
My favorite my personal favorite
Ducks jerseys the
93 to 06 white
Home jerseys, the 93 to 06 white home jerseys, the originals.
Yep.
And that'll always be my favorite.
They had, and then they also had a, um,
Nike designed their uniforms for a couple of years and they had like a different, um,
they added a little bit of yellow, like the yellow from the sticks.
They added that into the Jersey and it was all like top, um, like the yellow from the sticks. They added that into the jersey
and it was all like top sleeve
on top of the sleeve designs.
Interesting.
Yeah.
It wasn't totally different,
but different.
And then there was,
they had black in there too.
And I liked that one
where they did like a little bit of black
with the classic logo.
Yeah.
That was one of the alternates.
And then obviously when they introduced the names and the colors, bit of black with the classic logo yeah that was one of the alternates and then uh the obviously
when they finished the names and the colors they uh went to black orange and gold as their colors
and so they had um they had a black jersey that said that had like the a duck's word mark on the
front that was that's a good one too that's not a good jersey it's the word come on you can't word
you shouldn't have a word mark on front word mark on the front of your hockey jersey.
It's just garbage.
But that was the one they won the Stanley Cup in.
And then what they've changed to now is they have part of that Ducks
word mark ago was a D that was in the shape of a webbed foot.
Yeah.
And so that is their main logo now it's
the the webbed d yeah and that's sorry i'm assuming they get the orange and stuff from i just don't
like orange i don't know i mean they only use orange they use orange as a trim color it's not
their their main jersey is still black i just if it ain't broke don't fix it brandon like why
in the actual f did they switch away from those old unis
in the first place like it doesn't make any sense
to me like they have the best
unis in the NHL
and then they they just went
to some fucking black and orange
I don't know if I'd call them I don't know if I'd call those the best jerseys
in the NHL
Ian Ziering though is the
the voice of Wild Wing
Ian Ziering from Sharknado fame, 90210.
Oh, okay.
There we go.
Yeah, I don't know if I called those jerseys the best jerseys in the NHL.
The NHL has a lot of good jerseys.
I don't know, Brandon.
I just don't know if I can agree with you there.
The main point to that is that they shouldn't have switched from
the what what was the color you yelled at me about in our first ever podcast eggplant jade
eggplant and shade yep so you go from eggplant and jade to orange and black the big downgrade
yeah it's almost like going from black and blue to orange and blue
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So really quick, I was pulling up bleacher report, Brandon, and I found a ranking of the 2010. So it's a,
it's just a bit dated 2010. Okay. Yeah.
Just a bit dated there. Okay. Okay. So 2010. Okay. Just a bit dated there. Okay. So 2010.
Crazy.
It's 12 years ago.
And it's three years after they won the cup.
Okay.
And what did you say it was?
What's the list?
Well, it was like a top 25,
but I just did the top three.
And it's from Bleacher.
Top three players from Bleacher Report 2010.
Do you want me to go
three, two, one?
Or do you want me to go
one, two, three?
Go one, two, three.
One, two.
Okay.
So Numero Uno,
the top
duck
of Anaheim
of all time.
Even in 2010,
I think it's pretty,
this should be pretty unanimous.
This is,
and forgive me
if I say this wrong, Taimou Solani you got it close enough yeah tamu solani you're good tamu solani aka the
finnish flash yeah that's a fucking nickname right there man the finnish flash um he was acquired at
the trade deadline in 1995 and played um played into his 40s and it you know he's still
playing in fucking 2010 when that article came out yeah he he retired not too long ago played uh
for for a long time i think he retired not too long ago like 2016 2017 maybe i'm guessing at that number um the finish flash
what a name finish flash dude yeah i love it all right so he's number one yeah absolutely
unanimous all right so number two we we mentioned number two previously he was their first ever
draft pick number fourth overall our our boy, Paul Korea,
Paul Korea.
So I,
and in this article and a little part of it,
it says he's most remembered for getting like absolutely like destroyed in
that championship game against the devils,
but then coming back and playing,
he's a goal.
He's a,
he's a little guy.
He's, he's real small.
I want to, yeah.
I forget exactly how small he is, but he's definitely,
you could, he definitely got fucked up a lot for sure.
But he's a fighter.
Just came back.
Keep on swimming.
Face of the franchise.
Man, all Korea.
He did not win in a Stanley Cup with them, though.
He wasn't part of the 0-17.
That's too bad.
You hate to see it.
Yeah. You's too bad. You hate to see it. Yeah.
Okay.
Taimou got the Cup with him.
That's true. That's very true.
Shout out Taimou.
Who's number three in 2010?
Because 2010...
If I was making this list right now,
I'm good with one and two. Taimou, Paul Correa, three
I would put Ryan Getzlaff
But
This might be
2010 might be too young
Because he's still playing now
Yeah
This article is 10 years old
But Ryan Getzlaff was playing
In 2010 He was on the Stanley Cup winning team as well Oh nice This article is 10 years old. So it's a lot of time. But Ryan Gets Left was playing in 2010.
He was on the Stanley Cup winning team as well.
Oh, nice.
He's been playing for a while.
So I would put him as number three.
But in 2010, I don't know if he would be number three.
So for this particular article, they had a gentleman by the name of Scott Niedermeyer.
That's a weird one.
Okay, so he
beat them as a member of the Devils.
Was he on
the Stanley Cup team? Yes.
So he beat them
as a member of the Devils, then he joined
them, and he played for five seasons,
including being
a key member of the defensive
minded championship team.
What a, what a, what a turncoat Scott Niedermeyer.
Yeah.
Just let me win.
And then let me, let me join the team that we beat.
Kevin Durant moved there.
I was just going to say, that's just, that's what Kevin Durant did.
Well, I, I, except he beat him.
That's like if Steph Curry would have joined the Thunder after the Thunder,
you know, after they beat the Thunder in that Western Conference Finals.
But so according to 2010, those were your top three Anaheim Ducks.
Does it say how long Scott Niedermeyer played for them?
I don't think he played.
Yeah, five seasons.
Five seasons.
Okay.
So, I mean, that's about the bare minimum in my eyes to be ranked in, like, the team's upper echelon of players.
Like, you have at least five seasons.
Anything less than that was just a fucking.
Yeah.
Do you have the whole article or just have the first?
I mean, I have the full article here.
I just need to click a few buttons.
I'm curious who number four is.
I wonder if four is Getzloff.
Steve Ruckin.
Steve Ruckin.
The Getzloff disrespect is pretty apparent here, I guess.
I mean, then it's Jean-Sebastien
Guier.
See, I would put, yeah,
Jean-Giour.
Yeah, I would put him
above the other two, I think.
He was the goalie.
He won the Stanley Cup
with them, and then he was also on
the 0-3 team that lost to the Devils.
But yeah, the Getzloff disrespect.
And then Guy Hebert is number six.
Okay.
Corey Perry is number seven.
They have Corey Perry above Ryan Getzloff?
And then number eight is Ryan Getzloff.
Dude, who wrote this again the the ryan getzloff disrespect is hold on let me let me let me round out the top ten number nine is chris
pronger i mean i don't even think he played five seasons for them he's another guy that was real in and out. And then yeah.
And then Rob Niedermeyer.
Rob and Scott. Let me see who wrote
this article.
This is written by Tom
Schrier.
Okay, Tom.
Me and Tom need to have a sit down here.
September 16,
2010. Yeah, me and Tom from 2010 need to have a sit down here. Yeah. I need it. Well, me, me, September 16th, 2010.
Yeah. Me and Tom from 2010.
You'd have a sit down.
Yeah.
Listen up here.
Fucking guy.
Ryan should be way higher on that list though.
Even,
even in 2010.
Absolutely.
Now I bet you,
if you ask Tom now,
Ryan gets left would probably be two or three.
Well,
we need to, We need to find
this guy that wrote this article.
Crack him down.
We'll get him on the pod. Maybe we'll get him
and Ryan on the pod at the same time.
Do a little three-way call.
We definitely got to get Paul
Correa on here.
I would love to get Paul Correa.
That would never happen.
We don't have the cachet to get Paul Correa
But that would be fucking amazing
We'll have our people
Call his people
Paul Correa is one of my
Favorite hockey players of all time
He was super small
He was incredibly fast
And he had dangles
For days
Some dirty dangles for days. Oh, dude. Some dirty dangles, boys.
He's fantastic.
Hitting that top shelf cheddar, baby.
If you're not familiar with Paul Korea, I'm sure you can go on YouTube and watch highlights.
Just go watch Paul Korea highlights.
He's amazing.
Oh, yeah.
I think we maybe talked about this during quarantine going back in like the, you know, way back when in that 2020 quarantine going back and watching old NBA games
or NHL games or any of that stuff.
It was just gold.
I know.
Yeah.
But yeah, Paul Curry was fantastic.
He never, I don't think he ever won a Stanley cup though.
That was a bit disappointing.
I was hoping he would get one.
He even joined because he left Anaheim.
He was on the team that lost in 03.
And I think he left after that season or maybe the season after that.
He played one season with the him.
Both him and Tamu came over to the Avalanche at the same time.
Nice.
They formed like a crazy, like you thought like LeBron
and Chris Bosh and Dorian Wade
was like stacking a deck.
Go look at it.
I think it's like the 05.
It's either the 04 or the 05 Colorado Avalanche.
That team was granted.
They were all of the guys were like older,
like just past the prime,
but that was a team of like assassins, dude.
Like just all stars everywhere yeah they had joe
sakic peter forsberg rob blake adam foot paul korea tamu solani they they they had like 10
like 10 all-stars just that and they they didn't end up winning the stanley cup you know but uh
but that team that was that was like right before i think it was right before the lockout. So it would have been like the 03-04 avalanche.
It was right before the lockout.
And then that was one of the – after they came back from the lockout,
the NHL implemented a salary cap.
So couldn't do that anymore.
Couldn't top load the roster anymore.
Yeah.
But anyway, so those were my fun
facts i don't know if you have anything else on on this one brandon but it was just kind of fun
running through the history of the nhl franchise that was born due to the success of the movie it
just disney saw the success and they were like hey we could just cash within a whole bunch of fucking checks
within two months they were like boom let's fucking do it let's make this happen this is
about to be a cult classic that a couple schmoes are gonna make a podcast about in in 20 years
30 years oh fuck 30 years the only other fun fact i had was they went 33, 46, and 5 in that first season, which at
the time was
the record for the most wins by an
expansion team.
That's since been obliterated by
the Vegas Golden Knights.
Who were so successful
their first year that they changed the expansion
draft rules, didn't they?
No, the Kraken had the same exact rules.
They just didn't do it as well.
Well, because the
Vegas
expansion draft was a perfect
storm.
After the last round of expansion,
which was the early 2000s,
which was Minnesota
and Columbus,
those expansion rules were real tough and both
minnesota and columbus were trash for at least 10 years like they were because of how tough
the expansion rules were they were not able to build a competitive team yeah so the nhl saw that
and they were like oh we can't we should not do that. And then they overcorrected.
And then you had the overcorrection along with all of the GMs that Vegas took advantage of a bunch of the GMs
because they were like, don't take this guy.
We'll trade you these three guys to not take that guy,
or we'll trade you four draft picks not to take that guy.
So Vegas was able to wheel and deal and take advantage of the people.
And so then when Seattle came around, all the
GMs were like, we're not doing that again.
We're not letting you
give us the runaround.
Take the guys
you're going to take, and we're going to protect
the guys we want to protect, and
you can figure it out from there.
So yeah, the expansion,
that's the whole thing. But yeah, so Vegas blew,
blew up the,
the record for most ones.
They made it to the Stanley cup finals their first year.
What a,
again,
another,
a great example of just the ineptitude of the NHL,
but,
but I digress time and time again.
Full,
full me once shame on,
on me. Right now, full me once shame on you. Fool me once, shame on me.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice.
Fool me 45 times.
Shame on everyone.
Yeah.
Fool me thrice, shame on everyone. mine every week.
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