The Cake Eaters - 36. D2: The Mighty Ducks - Part 2

Episode Date: July 19, 2022

Heath & Brandon dive into the 1994 classic D2:The Mighty Ducks! Today’s episode goes over minutes 9-20. They go over all the Minneapolis landmarks featured during the Duck Round-Up, how to steal a canoe from Dick's Sporting Goods, the new Ducks joining the flock, how Bombay's loyalty hurts The Cat, and Brandon gives us another math lesson. Then we prepare to meet the new tutor in part 3. Follow us at www.thecakeaterspod.com and on Twitter (@thecakeeaters) and Instagram (@thecakeeaterspod) Email us at [e-mail]

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I have my co-host heath here with me and today we're continuing our discussion of d2 the mighty ducks this is part two of our what's gonna be a lengthy 10 part discussion just because we want to try to keep the episodes as short as we can but there's just so much to talk about um so we're doing it in roughly uh 10 movie minute segments um so the first episode which you should go back and listen to part one was minutes zero through about nine um ended right where yon gives uh gordon bombay the duck call to go round up the ducks so for part two that's where we're picking up it's a it's about i think it's about minute nine and 30 seconds. And then we're taking that all the way through to about the 20 minute mark

where we just get introduced to the new ducks. Fulton Reed takes a massive slap shot and then it hit, it knocks Tibbles out. So that's where we're going to end today's discussion for part two. So without further ado, let's get right into this Heath where we left off with the duck call. So anyways, that's, that's, that's, it's get right into this Heath where we left off with the duck call. So anyways, that's – we've got that moment. He's got the duck call.

And so after that, we cut to – Before we get to the duck call though, I want to talk about the Junior Goodwill Games for a second. OK. Because it's the junior goodwill games yeah it's not it's there's nothing to do with the olympics it's nothing to do with that and so there's also there's in in hockey there's the world junior tournaments that they do uh i forget how often they do it but they do it every – like every two or four years or whatever. And it's the – they have like the age brackets where it's like under 18, under 16, and they do that for all these countries.

This is not either of those. It's not the Olympics. It's not the World Juniors Tournament. I've seen in criticism before about a lot of people being like, how are these one-year success stories getting on this – like the Team USA? I thought the same thing. So I'm going to point that out. How is – We're not dealing with – this is not the top tournament. It's not – I would wager it's not even the B or the C-list tournament.

I feel like this Junior Goodwill games is like d level talent and that's why you get like trinidad and tobago in there and team iceland instead of uh canada and russia russia and canada there they lose they're all terrible and i think that's why it's because you get this is the d list so like canada is paying zero attention to this tournament at all they're like we're not even going to worry about it send the kindergarten kids in there who cares same with russia they're like we don't care about this d-list tournament so i think that's yeah i think that's we need to point that out that we're not dealing with the olympics or the world juniors this is the junior goodwill games which i mean if you ask me that sounds like like a D-list tournament.

We're dealing with the bottom of the barrel here. Okay. That makes sense. This is like NAIA-level football happening right now. I think this is like eight-man football. This is like an eight-man football tournament. We had eight-man football in Nebraska. It was interesting. I did not. I played 11-man football in Nebraska. It was interesting.

I did not. I played 11-man football. We were very close, though. You played both offense and defense. That's for damn sure. I almost wanted to point that out. In the Mighty Ducks movies, they build this junior goodwill games up but i feel like we're not we're not dealing with top of top tier tournament here this is yeah so all you haters out there like me talking shit being like how did these guys make this um

just calm down yeah all right they could have exactly so there you go all right so that's a great call out there brandon we i'm glad we we went through that um but now we've got our boy charlie we get to see a little slice of his home life and we see what looks like it my room in my parents house i was just back last night it still looks exactly like this fantastic yeah exactly how my my every kid's bedroom looked like this i want did you have a walkman oh absolutely dude i when i was back we me and big mike cleared cleared out my who's um for the listeners once again big mike is how i address my father he's it's it's tongue-in-cheek he's very small um but we were cleaning out this old thing and we found two old working walkman and two disc men because you know i would have one and heidi would have

one so we had like two of everything um i didn't check to see if they still worked but i did have an old boom box that worked and i played this old wwf wrestlemania superstars cassette tape and it was fucking awesome brandon like i can't even can't even lie to you you can't even can't even listen to it's not even available on spotify this this dope wwf album well it's because they probably probably don't own any they don't own any of the rights to to actually put that on spotify yeah i'm assuming i'm assuming that as well but i also so when bar i do have a little bit of that's how a lot of those uh like if you uh because you're a big wwe network guy so like when you go back and you watch some of the old stuff they'll have switched out songs or they just don't play any songs at all because they don't have the rights to those songs

anymore that's a bummer yeah but yeah well we've got charlie in his room listen to some i want to point out some music yeah he's jamming out i want to point out some of the stuff he has in his room though because it's the camera spans a good chunk of his room. So he's got the – We see medals. We see trophies. Trophies. We see ducks, newspaper clippings.

Yes. So he has newspaper clippings. He has – one of the articles is about the Minnesota North Stars' move to Dallas, which would have happened right before this movie takes place um and then the other article is one about the minnesota miracle man and how they won the championship then he has a like a cutout poster thing of uh quebec nordiques player he has uh baseball hats uh – yeah, he's got hats for the San Jose Sharks, the Chicago Blackhawks, the now Dallas Stars, the Miami Dolphins. So he's got hats on hats of all of these teams, which is exactly what I had when I was growing up. I had a hat of – every team I could get a hat of, even if I didn't root for them or didn't cheer for them. You just get the hat.

And then he had – this is the thing that I had in my room. He has the pennants all over his room. Most of his were Minnesota Vikings pennants. But I had like – when I was growing up, I had baseball pennants. And again, I had a baseball pennant for every single team. And I had those like hanging up on my wall. And then – That's cool. a baseball pennant for every single team and i had those like hanging up on my wall and then uh that's cool and then he has uh his og dux jersey framed hanging on his wall which is tight

that is that is super tight wait hold on do you think the nordiques poster was our boy joe sackick i don't think because he was in the league i've the league. I literally have a Joe Sackett card right in front of me because I found it when I was back home at my parents. And so he would have definitely been on the Nordiques. Well, yeah, he played his whole career with the Nordiques slash the Avalanche. And he definitely was playing at this time because I think he was drafted in the late 80s, 88. Yeah, I literally have his card in my hand. I don't think the poster – because it wasn't a poster. It was like a – it looked like a picture.

Like a magazine cutout? Yeah, like a picture of a nerdy player that he cut out of a magazine. I couldn't tell who it was. I don't think it was Joe though. It didn't – I would have recognized Joe. Okay. Well, we can move on then. I was just curious.

It could be – It could have been anybody It could have been It wasn't Joe though I feel like I would have recognized Joe Can we talk for two seconds About how there's no way Humanly possible that Charlie Heard Bombay do the duck call And then just kind of say

Hey Charlie Hey Charlie No way bombay do the duck call and then yeah just kind of say hey charlie hey charlie so no way with his music blasting in his ears normally i would agree with you but i think we have we've we've established with yon being the weird person that he is and the way that this duck call was presented to bombay that this duck call is magic. Oh, so it's just the ducks hear it no matter what they're doing. They just they hear the call. You hear it in your soul. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. It's like who else has like a call like that? Kind of like a bat signal, I guess guess a bat signal spider spidey sense yeah some oh there you go yeah so their spidey senses tingle when they hear the duck call yeah something like that so you're you're the duck senses the ducky yeah that's And so Charlie, of course, is like, holy shit, Bombay. The mallard magic. There we go, Heath.

The mallard magic. I love that. So we hear the mallard magic honking down from the street. And Charlie is like, oh, hell yes, Bombay. Toss me the duck call. It's time to get the flock together brandon time to round them up and i have every single and so like like i i think i mentioned the this scene where they round up the ducks is shot in minneapolis and they hit a ton of local minnesota stuff and i have all right i'll go through the people i'll go through the people and you hit the

landmarks okay so first landmark i'm gonna stop you before we get going first landmark okay i guess not really a landmark but it's charlie's apartment which are yeah the adams apartments on 500 south 10th street if you want to go see where charlie lived no shit you actually looked up his apartment or minneapolis wow yeah it's got legit it's got the exact address of every single fucking thing it's they were they they are hoping that people go on mighty ducks tours wow i i honestly i have so much respect for the Minnesota Tourism Bureau right now. I just – I can't even – They're crushing it, dude. Yeah. They fucking get it, man.

Yeah. Let's – shout out – shout out – I saw – when I was watching the scene, I was like, okay, these are like Minnesota stuff. I'm going to do – I'm going to try to do like some research and figure out what these are. And I literally typed it in and it was the first thing that popped up in Google and add everything fucking listed out. And I was like, oh, well, they made this real easy for me. Oh man. I love it.

And so Charlie comes flying around the corner with his ducks Jersey on. And I loved that. Like, as they're just waiting for him he comes flying around the corner and the first person that he goes and gets is the the tough talking jesse and he's out playing some pickup street hockey and he's talking a whole bunch of shit while he's out there doing it oh yeah good old jesse hall dude but they don't a lot. Yeah, they keep it very short and simple between him and Charlie, though. He's like, hey, Jesse. Hey, Charlie.

Jesse, we're back. We're back, baby. This always reminds me, not to interject here, but this always reminds me of you watch Parks and Rec, right? Yeah, of course so at the end of season two they shut down the local government uh in in parks and rec and at the beginning yeah at the beginning of season three they bring everybody back and leslie nope goes on like a little roundup to her where she goes up to everybody while they're doing their own stuff and it's like hey we're back that always reminds me of this i i isn't i hope that was their inspiration isn't jerry doing something like really personal and she like a bath or something no jerry jerry is painting like a legit masterpiece of a painting oh yeah she throws it in the lake

leslie walks up and she's like you don't need this anymore the it like the my favorite thing about that show is the jerry gary storyline and how he ends up being mayor and how they like always get his name wrong. And then the statue, they spell Gurgage. Yeah. And then his family of like perfect smoking. Everyone is so hot. Oh, great show. All right.

Anyways. So we got Jesse. So he picks up. So he picks up Jesse at the Emerson Spanish Immersion School, which is on 1421 Spruce Place. That's where they're playing the pickup hockey? Yeah, so they're playing in the playground of that school. And then once they leave and they're skating by, you can see in the background there's a sign that says Emerson School. So that's where

they're at okay and so next we hear hey let's go get averman and so are there any landmarks prior to them hitting the mall of america no no it's just them picking up averman at the movie theater inside mall of America. Back in the mall again. Them rollerblading in the fucking mall, man. There's just no way. I know we got the mall wrong last time, but what the fuck is the deal with them rollerblading in the mall? Well, this one makes a little more sense because the one from the first movie was a legit small mall. They were rollerblading downstairs and

shit mall of america a little more spread out this one's more but like way more people with way more people and they steal a poor guy's hat i do want to point out just trying to have some tea and a breakfast sandwich and they steal his hat i do want to point out because they they briefly show hoodlums they briefly show um charlie's uh joshua jackson's stunt double roller skating up and then like right before the hat gets stolen it's like a like a real short quick cut to the the stunt double who is easily 35 years old and twice the size of Joshua Jackson. And then there's another one later on in the roundup where it shows like Averman's rollerblading stunt double. And again, he's like 35 years old, twice the size of Averman.

They don't look anything alike. That cracked me up so much. So I actually have a little bit of beef with this pickup though, Brandon, because Averman is in the middle of his shift at the movie theater pulling ticket stubs. And Jesse and Charlie are just like yelling at him and shit to ditch work. You know, he got fired like you. So, of course, he's like, yeah, but but but but like, you know, he got fired. You can't just leave in the middle of your shift.

He got fired, rightfully so. But he did not put up much of a fight. The only thing that Charlie and Jesse did is Charlie blew the duck call and then he said, let's go, Averman. And then Averman did one or two little pouts. They were like, come on, come on. He did one or two little pouts and then he left. So he did not fight this enough for me to feel sorry for. Dude, peer pressure?

Brandon, peer pressure as a kid? As someone who is very susceptible to peer pressure, I totally get like. It's his own man. Oh, I get it. Okay. No excuses. Play like a champion, okay? Oh, my God.

No way. As someone who is very susceptible you have to pressure i don't need to blame but yourself okay it's not my fault that like i want to do all those things even though i know they're not something that i should do i know better but i kind of want to do it anyways and that's why sometimes i i cave to the peer pressure but so averman gets fired from from for sure he gets fired from the the movie theater at mall america and then when they're skating through all the america stuff it's it's the remember how i i doubt i doubt this is what it's called now anymore

but um in the 90s it was called the nickelodeon universe and it was all nickelodeon themed remember when nickelodeon had like fucking theme parks and all that weird shit yeah those were the days it's it's not any nickelodeon theme for sure because it's like the paul bunny we talked about it the paul bunyan log shoot it's got the little roller coaster that goes i thought that little roller coaster that went all around there was the coolest thing and like the paul bunion log shoot no one can mess with me that that thing i thought was just the greatest fucking ride ever that that in kansas city worlds of fun there's some like the mamba kansas city worlds of fun and oceans of fun man that's that was that was a good theme park too anything involved in kansas city is a hard pass hard pass but so they pick up averman they

skate through nickelodeon universe at the mall of america um and then we go to connie and gee yes we're going to connie and gee on our way to connie and gee the the three of them and this is where averman stunt double comes in the three of them skate under stone arch bridge which is on 7th portland avenue and then they skate up to connie and gee who are at saint anthony falls which is on one portland avenue so that's a little saint anthony falls i i put this had to have been i put that this had to have been a some kind of landmark because this is a nice looking romantic bridge. And this was the first. With the falls.

This was the thing that sparked my dive into this. I was like, I bet you that's a landmark. Let me see if I can figure out what it is. Yeah. Okay. And what do you think about Charlie just blocking Guy going in for the kiss? Wait five seconds, Charlie. Wait five goddamn seconds.

Okay. God, just the – how's the emotional maturity of a slug at Charlie Conway? You know? And he was like, dude, he's this close. That close. But when we get Averman's famous line, you want to hit us? The quack attack is back, Jack. Boom.

And they used it on all the trailers. Like the movie trailer. That was how it opened up. Yeah. And that's all it took for Connie and Guy to hop back on the train. They were like, we're in. Yeah. I had some issues with Charlie. like i mean i get it he's

probably like 13 and you want to like mess with your buddy and just be like oh sorry wait five seconds dude wait five seconds five seconds is all it took but but they go from oh what do you think about the them going from picking up connie and Guy to them weaving in and out of the traffic cones? And then Charlie's like – Do you know where they're weaving in and out of traffic cones, Heath? Where? The Merriam Street Bridge. The Merriam – okay, okay.

What did you think about Charlie's like 36-inch vertical or maybe 48-inch vertical to jump over that? That was another thing where his stunt double fucking shows up and he's twice his size uh yeah that was that was insane insane and then the poor guy falls uh into the wheelbarrow and then gets fucking yeah and gets cement poured on him like that's not cool and they were like celebrating it those clothes are ruined ruined yeah like that's a that's a bad day for that poor construction worker. That's going to be a rough shower, too, getting cement off. Oh, man.

And they're, yeah, exactly. Like, I don't even know how you'd get dried cement off your skin. You got to get in there before it dries. Like, you got to get there. You got to get into a shower quick. You're not getting in a shower, dude. You're out back with the hose getting power washed oh that's true do you think they have power wash on on side of the construction zone because that would be best case scenario you just hit him with them no i doubt it

probably just has to run to a backyard where's the emergency he's on a street uh he's on a downtown street bridge we're gonna find to find a back yard. Emergency. We have a cement emergency. It must be sprayed off. Oh, man. That's good stuff. Okay. So anyways, that was a great. We're headed to Goldberg's Delicatessen.

Yes. So Goldberg's Delicatessen. Not actually Goldberg Delicatessen. Oh, it's not? And I'm going to ruin this last name here. I'm going to butcher it. But it's Kramarzuk, I think is how you say it. Kramarzuk Sausage Company on 215 East Hennepin Avenue.

Nice. Go get some Minnesota some minnesota sausage there huh and then after so after they they they're doing a bunch of weird little faces at goldberg uh and he walks out on his family business that's uh that's okay he was just he was just wiping tables down it looked like the lunch rush had just finished up that's true you know what i mean that looked like they were in that 2 to 5 p.m lull between rush you know that's fair so they're there have you ever i thought you worked at a restaurant brandon you should know better than that i did i never worked two to five though because nobody's here oh i always i always had the i had i always did the 11 to 5 shift Because I was the most productive in the back

Oh, that's the worst shift to do You don't make any money Yeah, you gotta fry all the tacos Well, because we didn't get tips at Tacos Amore It's not like we were waiting tables So I had to fry up all the taco shells and stuff Okay, interesting Made the meat Anyways They kind of fried up all the taco shells and stuff. Okay. Interesting.

Interesting. Made the meat. So after the Goldberg, they're skating across the Hennepin Avenue Bridge, which goes over the Mississippi River. It looked very lovely. And then they hit Irvine Park, and that's where they're skating through the fountain. Okay. That fountain. How did they skate? Like, is that fountain where they could skate on top of it? That fountain. Okay. That fountain. How did they skate?

Like, is that fountain where they could skate on top of it? That was pretty wild. That was weird. That threw me off. I'm assuming it's just like, I'm assuming it's not like a pool of water. I'm assuming it's like a concrete brick that water just flows over. Yeah. That's what I assume too. It creates like the optical illusion that it's like a big pool there.

They're heading to the banks house yes so they skate through irvine park uh is that is that when uh goldberg does the flip into the picnic does the what after when does he when does when does the picnic happen or that's that's after right that's after that's after yeah they got banks okay but so yeah irvine park then they go to banks uh banks's house is in the lowry hill neighborhood on mount curve avenue okay and if you want to go banks and his house looked fucking sick dude yeah he's it looks like his dad is also a lawyer well he's he's he's, he comes from a rich family. We know that. Yeah.

He's a cake eater. Fucking. Getting those fundamentals down with that. That's a nice little goal with goalie cutout in there to practice in, too. That was some nice equipment. Flat driveway. I think that was. Was it a detached garage?

Or if not, it was an offset garage at the very least. But yeah, that house looked fucking sick. I would love to live in that house. I did feel bad for poor Banks got that. He gave him that mid-puberty yell back when they're like, Banks, you want to play some real hockey? And he's like, yeah. Yeah, and the-

We've all been there i think it it points to his his standing as a cake eater that he's he's out here he's playing hockey by himself you know at home yeah yeah jesse's just putting in the work yeah but i mean jesse's putting in the work too but he's got friends he's putting in the work with he's you know playing some street ball um so i don't know you know we just i i just i i would love for adam to have a friend you know if we can get him one friend well i'm glad that banks then but he jumps right in because he's like he's like you guys it's international competition it's us against the world and then oh and this is your this is your moment this is into the picnic yeah

because goldberg's like bring him on we're ready and jesse's like ah goldberg and like gives him a little tap and goldberg just spins out falls down the hill and somersaults into the middle of a romantic picnic yep yep and so definitely ready for that global competition. And now, now there's there. So they're skating through. So after the, after that,

they're skating through PV fountain. Okay. And lake of the aisles bridge. So this is when they're, they're skating through that little park and we, we see our boys, Heath, our fucking boys, McG. Our fucking boys.

The Hawks. McGill and Larson. And then some- McGill and Larson are back. Wait, did you see McGill got his ear pierced? Yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah, McGill-

McGill's taking the badass up a notch with that ear pierce. Uh-huh. He's got a sick hawk hat, too. Is that him or Larson that has the hawk hat no it's him it's mcgill yeah i don't know who the third guy is like they get they they brought in the tall dude his name is norbert that's what the credits say his name is norbert i don't know who the fuck norbert is so i don't remember him from the first one he must be a yeah i i imagine based on how tall he was and his blonde hair and blue eyes that he probably auditioned for an Iceland spot and they gave him this one instead. They were like, you know what?

We need a third hawk. Yeah. We need someone to fill in the bank's role for the hawks and you look like you'll be the muscle. Yep. yep and then uh so they they hatched the idea to a vicious terrible idea to do like uh to to roll the the string across right the trip wire they're gonna ambush them you know how fucking painful that would be to fucking be rollerblading and hit a trip wire like that oh yeah like they're gonna face plant too like that's like knocked out teeth broken wrists for sure that's like assault throw you in juvie kind of fucking damage you're gonna do these

kids by fucking putting a trip wire right there especially like it's in the middle of a fucking park with everybody else that's there you're gonna you're gonna trip up somebody else too you're gonna trip could you imagine if they caught a biker yeah oh dude that would have that would have been real bad and like as fast as the ducks were coming like that would have been real carnage for the people up front yeah yeah you're losing teeth you're getting fucking road rash on your face speaking going back to when you mentioned brink this is like when gabriella it hits the hits the the pavement hits the deck yeah but uh so anyways not not not a not a well like a very ill-conceived prank but they were just pissed that the ducks beat them in the finals last year um wait hold on do you like they threw

some puns in there they are like oh they're sitting ducks yeah they threw a bunch of puns in there one large order a shredded duck coming right up and then fulton's like they will know what hit them the effect they put on fulton's voice is so fucking stupid it doesn't like why did they deep and they tried to make him into like frankenstein for frankenstein's monster i apologize i apologize for all the the literal purists out there um frankenstein's monster but so yeah so they hit so fulton comes in with his deepest voice and then he starts beating him up um and the one thing i wanted it's like a super goofy 90s beat-up montage, too, right? Yeah, it's got the sound effects in the background. Whoop, whoop.

And they're like, do you just see them getting jumped up? So many canoes. Why are there so many canoes there? So many. Dude, you don't know shit about renting canoes in the summer in the lakes, Brandon. It's a great business. It didn't look like any of them were rented, though. They were all still there because there were so many

fucking good news. It was early in the day, Brandon. It was early in the day. I think we've established that we already established it's between two and five because of the end of the lunch rush at the restaurant.

It might have been a cool day up there off the lakes you know you know i said brain i don't have to tell you there are a lot of canoes maybe they just had a lot of inventory that's the only thing that popped into my head while i was watching that scene i was like there's so many canoes so many canoes and maybe they take in old canoes and fix them up and you know launch them back on the water, Brandon. It's like a canoe shelter. Did I ever tell you?

Because I was going to say that. And then they just leave them out in the park like somebody could easily steal them, walk up and steal a canoe. Which reminded me of a time – I think I've mentioned on here before that I worked at Dick's Borny Goods for a holiday season. Yeah, because you just absolutely just thrashed them. It's a terrible company. Don't ever work for Dick's Borny Goods. But my best story that I have of working at Dick's Borny Goods is the day that somebody legitimately stole a canoe. Nice. nice we were uh like i was working the closing shift and it was like right when everybody was

we're closing up counting drawers i assume the canoe the the outdoors people the canoe guys are doing a quick inventory check and they realized that a canoe was missing and so yeah we go back on the fucking security cameras and sure shit somebody just grabbed a canoe and walked out. Good God. That's bold, man. Like that is fucking bold. At that point, like you deserve it. That's your canoe now.

If you're going to be that fucking bold and then nobody calls you on it. Yeah. Yeah. Just. And it was. So the best part is. I could earn that canoe, though. He earned that canoe. the best part is i could earn that canoe though that he oh yeah absolutely the best part is so it was the one i the dick's point because i worked at was attached to a very

popular mall and it's a it was a two stories dick's sporting goods right and so what happened was he came in the dick's point against entrance uh at the at the bottom the the parking lot to dick's point against entrance first floor the canoes are on the top floor so he walks in goes up the escalator and then has to cross all the way over to the other side of dick's point of goods grab the canoe and this is all on camera we're all watching this nobody's nobody does anything to him he just walks over grabs the canoe comes over back down the elevator out the front door and it's just like what no nobody nobody stopped him once nobody even fucking looked at him

dude i hope that he i hope that he had a good ass time with that canoe though you know like i hope he had a good weekend he deserves what lake do you think what what lake do you think he used it on horse too you think he went ran up to horse toooth? You think he ran up to Horse Tooth? Maybe Horse Tooth. My guess would be either Horse Tooth or Dillon, going up to Lake Dillon. Okay. Yeah, Lake Dillon. Those would be my guesses.

That makes sense. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's my one and only good story from Dick's Sporting Goods when I worked there, is watching the dude just fucking walk out with a canoe. A quick message from our friends at Broken Forest Collective. Built on a passion for small batch and handcrafted products, Broken Forest provides high quality casual wear and lifestyle goods that are American made and built to outlast the fast fashion trends.

They also plant a tree in Boulderoulder colorado for every product sold visit brokenforestco.com and use the code cake eaters 15 for 15 off your order and so they are official i love that story by the way so they they officially pick up fulton i do have a little bit of beef with like why did fulton like take off all like take them down strip them down to their underwear and then uses the tripwire to the tree yeah to time to the tree like i get tying them to the tree because for that you know what that is that's good old-fashioned sexual shame that's what that is oh nice okay yeah that's nothing i shouldn't like some good old-fashioned sexual shame. That's what that is. Oh, nice. Okay, yeah. That's nothing like some good old-fashioned hazing. That's just boys being boys.

Set the tone. Oh, my God. That's just boys being boys. That's, oh, man. But, yeah, I think we can all agree that we've moved past the need to pants people down to their underwear and tie them to the tree as punishment. Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, we pick up Fulton as the ducks are cheering.

My favorite is as they see Bombay, they are fired up and they're skating down the road in a flying V. Do we get some more landmarks when they're in that flying V? So when they're skating down towards Bombay, Bombay is sitting out in front of the Band Box Diner, which is on 729 South 10th Street. But so what I love about that scene is they're skating down. They're in the flying V. Charlie's blowing the duck call, and everybody's ducks, ducks, ducks, ducks, ducks,

and then they circle around Bombay and they're skating around him. What I love is when they show Bombay, when they show everybody skating around Bombay, they show a pedestrian just walking by, right by Bombay. Imagine being that guy just walking down the street and these

fucking kids with a duck call. Ducks, ducks. What the fuck is this you you know what you do you do exactly what that person does and you let those people live their lives and just keep fucking walking yeah like you got a great story to tell you know exactly oh my god yeah that's the problem with people these days they just bunch of fucking haters out there. Let people live their lives and just mind your own fucking business. Just don't do anything like that will hurt anyone. You know, like they weren't hurting anything.

Yeah. I just I that cracked me up, though. I was like, I just imagine being that guy, especially if you're that guy and you don't you know nothing about the Minnesota Miracle Man man or the ducks or anything about peewee hockey. And these fucking kids on rollerblades, you're just like, what? I don't know what's going on, but I love it.

You know? Yeah. It's just like, ah, man, these youths these days, they're, they're crazy.

They're these crazy years. And then Bombay hits them. Welcome back ducks. Are you ready to fly? Hell yeah. And and then so this this next moment is what i will consider the number one missed opportunity of the whole movie and what we have is we have a limo driving up honking beep beep beep honk honk honk honkong Brandon and we got it who do we have in there we actually have Jesse being like who's in there can't be from this neighborhood

yeah someone's like who's in there and Jesse's like can't be from this neighborhood probably another drug dealer Jesse yeah yeah that's that's exactly yeah someone that you're gonna have to use their eyeballs is hockey pucks um but who do we have none other than our boy don tibbles popping up out of that limo um and he goes hey guys i'm don Don Tibbles with Hendrix Hockey Apparel. We're your official sponsors. Want a card? Remember when people used to give cards all the time? I have business cards.

They're old job title, but I have some, and I cherish them. I remember that era so fondly when people used to give out business cards all the time. But then I started thinking, if I'm Don Tibbles, I'm not giving my business card, which probably has my phone number on it, to this group of fucking misfits. You know how many prank calls you're going to get? If I'm the kids, do I really give a shit about this dude's business card though they all said yes they wanted one connie was the first i know i didn't she was like yes i know i i literally wrote down i don't get the enthusiasm for the business card but also i haven't been a kid in a while so maybe i just don't get it it's a kid thing it's a kid thing like you just want

one because he offered it right so but anyways the missed opportunity right here is where we bombay hops in the limo with tibbles and tibbles is chatting through like when he hops in bombay's like oh nice ride i used to have one of these and right then and there the the little um thing should have lowered in the limo and then boom mc gainey should have jumped out hey boss there's just some shit quack quack quack i don't care what he said that is a missed opportunity in the century i didn't even think of that, but like a small little MC Ganey cameo right there would have been, would have been fucking amazing. Right.

Just two seconds. Like, especially because Bombay made the joke that like, oh, I used to have one of these and it would have been hilarious for MC Ganey to just be like, Hey, and then move on and that's it.

And then just move on. That would have been so amazing. That would have been clutch. Yeah. Well, you know, we'll go. When I find my time machine, I'll make that happen. So anyways. Then we get Bombay.

Bombay gets his endorsement contract. His contract, which is insane. An insane amount of money. How much do you think it was? They don't say it. I was curious. It can't be that much. I was thinking like maybe 250K.

Okay. Yeah. That sounds about right. I was going to say like that. Anywhere. Because he said a lot in 94. It's six figures. Junior Goodwill.

It's six figures for sure. Yeah. I think 250 sounds about right. Right? goodwill it's six figures for sure yeah um i think 250 sounds about right right 94 junior goodwill games hendrix hockey like they're not gonna pull out all the stops but like they'll make it work this time yeah especially with all the the the photo shoots and all like the the networking that they have them do once the games start they it's it's definitely a uh it's it's not a huge investment but it's enough for them to, you know, get the, get the wheels going, how they do, how they have them, you know?

Exactly. And I love that. He like, he's only the consummate salesman tipples. He's like, you know, cause he's like, what does Hendricks hockey went with me and tipples like, you know, Pat Riley bear Brian, you know, are those just coaches, but they're, they're brands. Exactly. It's all about the brand, you know, Pat Riley, Bear Bryant, you know, are those just coaches? But they're brands. Exactly. It's all about the brand. You know? Dude, I wanted to be a coach when I was a kid.

Like, I worshipped Phil Jackson. Like, in fourth grade, we had, like, dress as your career day for school, and I dressed as a coach. I wore a shirt and tie. What happened? I'm not kidding. You should have i think i and i think i had a clipboard nice shirt and a tie i wore a shirt tie and a clipboard i wanted to be phil jackson some air bomb base oh dude i went the the air bomb base where my target market i'll say isn't the there's a line there where he's he's telling it to kareem and he's like it's it's the loafer for kids who want to coach and yeah kareem goes well how many kids

do you think want to coach there was one in wayne nebraska that's that's all you need it's one it's all you need ah man but so so after he gets his contract then it then it hits us with my favorite thing of all of these movies heath it hits us with my favorite thing of all of these movies, Heath. It hits us with America's number one hockey publication and an article about the new Ducks. Yeah. Bombay is hired on something like that for the headline. Do you have the exact headline? No.

It's Bombay hired as Team USA Goodwill Games coach. And then that's the headline. And then there's a small little article underneath that headline. And remember in D1 where the articles were very poorly written and didn't make any sense at all. But they were at least trying to actually have an article about what the headline was. Yeah. Well, you're not going to knock the new Ducks join flock line, are you?

No, the headlines are fine. I have no issue with the headlines. My issue is the articles themselves because after the headlines – in D1, they at least tried to make an actual article. Yeah. In D2, they don't try at all it's a it's a boilerplate fucking nonsense article that talks about taking and it doesn't make any sense but there's so many grammatical errors but it talks about like taking legal action and then we're gonna have to do

hearings and you know this is uh it's gonna get back to the public and public perception and legal action and hearings. And then it only has two – it has like two or three paragraphs, and then it just repeats itself again for however long. So they didn't even try. They just took a standard boilerplate fucking – I'm sure it's like a standard paragraph. Just left the template in there. Exactly. They just left the template in there that every other movie does. It's like just at least try guys at least try um uh there's some professionalism from disney's

so that's the first one and then it scans down to the bottom page and that's where you get new ducks join flock and we get shows all the noobs shows the five noobs and i and then we get a little introduction to them because table starts talking about them and gives us an introduction, a brief introduction. We see them a little bit. But then they highlight each person. They highlight each person. I can go down. You want to start with – he kicks things off with Luis Mendoza from our Miami club, a real speedster, incredible skater.

Clocked him at 1.9 blue line to blue line. 1.9 blue line to blue line. First of all, blue line to blue line is not a common way. It's not like a 40-yard dash. You wouldn't clock somebody blue line to blue line that's not a normal thing to say blue line to blue line how fast somebody goes so tibbles is showing his hockey ignorance yeah yeah it just it just it doesn't make any sense and he says he clocks him at 1.9 seconds blue line to blue line so i did i did some math because tibbles says it

as if it's the fastest thing he's ever fucking seen in his life. And that's how the movie treats Luis, is that he's the fastest kid in the fucking world. And he can't stop. But – so I did some math. Blue line to blue line is 50 feet. OK? OK. So 1.9 seconds blue line to blue line is – we, we'll even, we'll even round up.

So he's a little slower, right? We'll say, we'll say two seconds, blue line to blue line. So that gives us 25 feet per second. Okay. Okay.

Which is roughly 17.05 miles per hour. Okay. Okay. 17 miles an hour is what is, is how fast Louise can skate. Okay. Yep. So then I did some digging into NHL players and how fast they normally go, how fast they are on average, the fastest, all that kind of stuff.

So the top current speeds in the NHL are around 25 miles per hour, 25, 26 in that range. So they're blowing. Luis isn't even fucking close. He's not that fast. Well, he's also 13, though, Brandon. Speed is speed, though. You can't teach speed, you know? Okay.

Speed is speed. All right. I would imagine usain bull was just as fast when he was three years old as he is now yeah that's that's a that's yeah luis mendoza is the usain bull on hockey but so skates so connor mcdavid is generally considered the fastest skater in the nhl today and he's been he's been clocked at 25.4 miles per hour okay so then i looked at average nhl speed average nhl speed is anywhere from 12 to 20 miles per hour so luis is right in the average he's an average fast he's an average skater. Then I looked at like the fastest all time, right? Yeah.

And so this – I found this story about Bobby Hull, this famous hockey player. He played in like the 60s, 70s, maybe into the 80s. I don't know. I forget how old Bobby Hull is. Famously a terrible person though if you want to if you want to do it if you want to look into some weird fucking like just nonsense stories about how terrible bob a person bobby hall is just google his name it'll come up right away nice terrible person but uh in 1968 pop the pop the magazine popular mechanics are you familiar with them, Heath?

No, I'm not. They clocked – Not in the rotation. So they did a whole thing with Bobby Hull where they clocked how fast he was going. Now there is some debate about how accurate Popular Mechanics' math is when they did this. So this is – it's a slightly disputed number of how fast Bobby hole was going, but they clocked him at 29.7 miles per hour. That's 12 miles an hour faster than Luis was going.

Luis is slow as shit. Okay. I just, I feel like you're being a little hard on Luis compared him to NHL level skaters, Brandon 29 miles an hour, but I being a little hard on Luis comparing him to NHL level skaters, Brandon. 29 miles an hour. But I'm only being hard because they treat him as if he's the fastest motherfucker in the world. And then they give that.

That is true. Like he's a prodigy or something like that's average at best. And so he's, it's not, if he was a prodigy, it would be like one second blue line to blue line. And the blue line to blue line and the blue line to blue line is what threw was is what enraged me in the first place i was like that's not a fucking that's not a thing people say blue line to blue line nobody you know nobody cares how fast you are blue line to blue line you know what the best part about this whole luis intro is though do you know how and we know how weird it would be to clock somebody blue line to blue line? It would just like – it just doesn't make any sense that you would do it like that. You know?

Yeah. Yeah, like a 40-yard dash in hockey doesn't make a lot of sense. Exactly. Like they have speed competitions at like the All-Star game. They have like fastest skater. But they have them on like a course that goes – that uses like the all-star game they have like fastest skater but they have them on like a like a course that goes like that it uses like the whole rink you know it's not just like blue line to blue line it doesn't make any fun it just you know that was my biggest issue and then i got

into the math so listen brandon math aside you know who disagrees with you and thinks that Luis is a pretty good looking skater? Connie. Connie. Yeah. Yeah. Very good looking. What do you think, Guy? That's a great line from Averman.

I will side with Connie, though. He's a very good looking skater. Yeah. Very sharp looking. He's just not the fastest. Yeah. But we have one minor problem with his skating outside of him being handsome and it's the fact that he has no breaks how does that happen how do you not like how are you how are

you good enough to make the junior goodwill games but not good enough to be able to stop you just run over the like goalie interference every time yeah or does. Or does he always shoot from like one side of the goalie so he can just mash into the boards? But like eventually you think his body would like start to betray him. And it's the fact that like so he can't stop. So then you would think along your lines where like he goes to the side, right? So I'm going to skate on the side. I'm going to goes to the side right so i'm gonna skate on the side i'm gonna shoot from the side and then he can like turn around the goal and keep going to where he doesn't have to stop you know like just keep like yeah going in circles but he's not smart enough to

do that either he just runs into the wall the boards or the goal yeah so luis but you know we got a lot of work to do with louise we got a lot of work but we know we don't have a lot of work to do with louise on the baseball field because between rookie of the year and sandlot louise has some game in the baseball he's he's he's not in rookie of the year he's just i thought he was the rookie of the year kid he's just sandlot no julie the captain rookie of the year oh that's what it islot. No. Julie the cat's in rookie of the year. Oh, that's what it is. That's what it is.

That's right. That's right. Yeah. That's right. But yeah. Yeah. So this is, uh, I don't have it pulled up and I'm, I'm blanking on his, his actor name, but this is, um, um, um, um, Benny the jet, uh, Rodriguez in Sandlot who also in just

Jesse, Jesse Hall, Brandon, Brandon Adams is the actor's name for Jesse Hall. He's also in Sandlot. Who also in Jesse Hall. Brandon Adams is the actor's name for Jesse Hall. He's also in Sandlot. Yeah, he's in Sandlot too. But after Luis gets introduced, it's my favorite from the new cast of characters. And it's Cowboy Dwayne. Hop along, Gretzky. Yeehaw! How's everyone?

Y'all ready to play some puck? Yeah. And then I'm glad you said that. Hold on. I'm glad you said that Brandon, because Jesse gives what I consider the most outdated reference in the history of cinema. When Jesse says,

Hey, look, it's hop along Gretzky. Do you know where that reference comes from? Brandon? Is it, is it cast? Is it hop along Cassidy?ky do you know where that reference comes from brandon is it is it cast is it hop along cassidy is that what it is yes yes that is i'm surprised so i i just know the phrase i don't know what it's actually from okay so hop along cassidy is a fictional cowboy from a book that was created in 1904. So the character Hopalong Cassidy is over a hundred years old.

It had a resurgence in the fifties where they made a movie called Hopalong Cassidy, but this has got to be the most outdated insult I've ever heard in my life. Is that the only resurgence, though, was the 50s? Yes, that was the only resurgence. Maybe in the 80s they made another one or something. Who is that reference for, Brandon? I don't know.

I didn't get it, but I still laughed at it. I guess. I don't know. You know't get it, but I still laughed at it. I guess. I don't know. You know what else I had an issue with? Just the phrase hop along, Gretzky. That just sounds funny. I also – that is – it was fun. And everyone got the imply that he was a cowboy, but I just was shocked at how dated that joke was yeah um i also have a little bit of beef with cowboy duane because they said

he's from austin but he had a pretty thick accent for being from austin i don't know if you met anyone from there they don't talk with like thick country accent and especially like being a cowboy now back back in the i mean back in the early 90s austin wasn't that big of a city you know he has west texas cowboy written all over him. And I would imagine he was born in West Texas and then he moved to Austin because that was the closest place he could play hockey. That would be my guess. That makes sense. Or East Texas.

There's some ranchers up in Northeast Texas. There's one thing for sure, though. Anyways. Dwayne's got dangles dangles for days that's yeah some dirty fucking dangles right there boys because he's the best puck hang but best puck handler that tibbles has ever seen for his age ever no ever wow but he does have a tendency to showboat everyone has like a fatal flaw except for except for julie the cat speaking of julie the cat she's next julie the cat's flaw is that bombay's an idiot that's her only flaw oh i actually i have that as well because Okay. So Julie, the cat won the state championship for Maine three years in a row. And then they show Goldberg.

I'm the man. I'm the man. And then he falls down because he can't stay up in the goal. And then Tibbles is like, watch this. And Julie, the cat is just stopping. Absolutely.

Everything is a fucking brick wall. How he didn't and then how bombay didn't think right from that get-go that he should be starting julie the cat is beyond me he's or at least like having a genuine competition yeah he just for starter he has blind loyalty to goldberg just because goldberg's a duck wait did you hear what he said too oh we could use a backup yeah didn't even give her a shot to get the starting role dude that's it see like for all the things that people she legitimately doesn't play until the very last shot of the yeah it like it doesn't make any sense and she's just a fucking brick wall over there and bought like that's it for all the things that like minnesota miracle man with bombay and stuff like

that was a trash job like you have to have open competition there to play the best goalkeeper and you gotta be quick to pull the plug on goldberg when he's sucking it up yeah i mean you do you don't even need to know anything about hockey to know that Julie the Cat was the better goalie. It was very clear and obvious. And he was blinded by duck loyalty. I mean, it's a lot of coaches have that flaw. Like, it definitely humanized Bombay.

But, man, like, he just, after watching that back, like, I always knew that he couldn't justify playing goldberg over julie the cat but i didn't realize how just completely off base yeah oh my gosh this is just this is i i love some bombay but geez this julie the cat stuff it's he fucked up big time absolutely so yeah we won't we we got a lot more to say about julie the cat the miscarriage of justice towards julie the cat in this movie it just it's it's hard to watch you know yeah yeah so so anyways um after we see julie the cat shutting everyone down we get our boy woo woo woo kenny woo yes and bob a is like isn't that the kid from the olympics the figure skater see and this goes to the point

that the junior goodwill games is a d-list tournament because the he mentions the olympics so we know like the olympics are a real thing in this universe and they're way better than the goodwill games yeah i um imagine being kenny woo to where you're an olympic level skater at 13 and now you're playing in the junior goodwill games for fucking gordon bombay the minnesota miracle man what a fall from grace well it wasn't a fall from grace it was tibbles being a genius salesman because Tibbles owns it. He goes, yep.

What can I, what can I say? I convinced him hockey had more of a future. And meanwhile, Kenny Wu is literally just fucking like spinning in a circle background. And he's like, I put a stick in his hands and no one has been able to touch him. Yep.

But, but Kenny is real tiny. He's a tiny little dude. Yeah, very undersized. Like, he'd get wrecked out there. And he does. Spoiler alert. And then, which actually, speaking of him getting rocked,

that leads to our final newest team member. Dean Portman. Portman. The one and only. We've got another Walkman signing. From Chicago. And Bombay is like, that guy is a teenager? My favorite is Tibble's response to that.

He just goes, hormones, man. And then my favorite is, while that's's going on you've got portman just skating around going don't you know that everything's on fire and he's just like shoving all the ducks down that's great stuff just knocking over ducks yelling rock music out from his walkman uh portman we get our man we get our first mention of team iceland because bombay calls him a goon he's like this guy's a goon and uh tibble says no he's i believe they're called enforcers and when you play team iceland you're gonna need need him. Yeah, you're going to need him. I also love he's like, come on, Tex, sing it with me.

So my favorite thing about Portman is that they're all wearing the jerseys of their team. So Luis has the South Miami jersey. Julie the Cat has her Bangor main jersey and candy's wearing the san francisco jersey and then dean has his morgan park chicago jersey on which is black and silver like the raiders you know intimidating but not only that dean portman has made a very interesting alteration to his uniform. He cut the sleeves off. Yeah, okay. He cut the sleeves off. Sends out guns out, boys.

Wearing a sleeveless hockey jersey while playing hockey has to be the biggest power move I've ever seen in my entire life. Like, that's like – like like he's literally flexing on everyone on the ice you you couldn't i couldn't even dream of anything more badass than that okay so like he that's just like he's not just an enforcer he's a badass enforcer exactly he's you know because he's got he and he's got the fucking Walkman on while he's playing hockey, too. Yeah. He's got that.

He doesn't even care. He's just lighting people up. The dude is just oozing cool. He's the coolest motherfucker I've ever seen in my life, dude. Did you see him? He's like, my little man, and puts Kenny Wu on the top of the goal. Yeah, and then he's like cracking jokes with everybody else, Dwayne and Julie and all them.

Dude, Dean Portman's the fucking best, dude. He was a solid addition. Cowboy Dwayne was my favorite addition out of all the new ducks, but Portman was the most badass. Oh, yeah, Portman is fucking gold. All of them are great. Kenny Wu's fantastic. Fucking Julie the cat, obviously. was the most badass oh yeah poor man is fucking gold all of them are great kenny was fantastic fucking julie the cat obviously uh you know they're all all the all of the all five of the

new ducks fantastic fucking additions i i agree and by far my favorite call from the radio guy will forever and always i already said it but it will forever and always be woo woo woo kenny woo when he makes that goal at the end oh man it just you get all fired up but so then anyway so we we have all five so that now now portman yeah it pisses everyone off so now they're like pushing and shoving in the middle of the ice. Cause he's just like skating around, knocking over the ducks and didn't do anything. They're not scrimmaging. He's just knocking them over while they're standing. But so now,

so now they're pushing and shoving. They're angry a bit. And so we do, we have a little scrimmage, right? As we round out the last section of our, of part one here, we have a little scrimmage.

Yeah. Wait, hold on before we, before we get into the last section of our, of part one here, we have a little scrimmage. Yeah. Wait, hold on before we, before we get into the scrimmage, did you like how Tibbles kept jumping in with Bombay? And then Bombay took his, took his whistle and he's like, you'll get it back at the end of the school year.

Exactly. Tibbles, Tibbles crushed it too. Cause he's like, he's like, we came here to play hockey. We're Team USA. Anyways, yeah, just him jumping in on Bombay cracked me up.

Like I was laughing really hard. So then Bombay takes his whistle, tells him to stop chiming in, get lost. I'm the coach. So then Tibbles is like, fine, okay, I'll go grab the tutor. I'll be right back. So he leaves, and we have the scrimmage going on, right? Everybody's playing around, and guess who gets the puck? Fucking Fulton, right?

And he is going to rip a slap shot like no other. Hits the post, and then starts ricocheting all over the arena, right? Yep. And where does it end up, Heath? Just right in our boy Tibibbles right to the dome yeah so hayes bringing the tutor they're walking uh down the bench right um so this is the part where there's no glass uh so it can easily go through so and he says he's describing the team to the tutor and he goes half of them are ringers from various parts of the u.s the other half are and then she yells duck because she sees the puck coming that's right the ducks

boom boom port or a fulton slap shot right to the dome yeah he's out cold i think it's the the 20 minute 13 second mark right when he gets right when he blacks out after he gets hit so i just have one thing to say about the scrimmage before we start wrapping everything up is that bombay was not coaching and evaluating the team he was cheering the ducks on yeah against their new team members like well because even though i it's exciting that banks scored like that's a trash coaching move yeah well his his blind loyalty to the ducks is it knows it knows no bounds he's oh man that really bothered me him cheering on the ducks during the scrimmage like you should be evaluating, seeing what your lines are, getting that stuff worked out, seeing what kind of talent you have and who falls where instead of fucking cheering them on, especially when they're getting their asses kicked. Jesse got spun around between his legs by cowboy Dwayne.

Yeah. Those dirty dangles, dude. I had to watch out for those. Yeah. Anyways, but yeah, that was,

that was a great way to end it though. Half of them are ringers. The other parts from the U S the other are ducks. That's right. The ducks. Boom. Out cold. Yeah.

Very cleverly done. And a great place for us to wrap up and next episode is where we get the the first half of like the goodwill games and that's super fun too like they're in the classroom they're oh man i can't wait i fucking love this movie this is this is exciting we we went pretty long on this one but i'm not surprised because everything every second is worth breaking down there's no better use of time than watching d2 and so yeah like i mentioned this is by far this is the movie that i think we've all been waiting for is d2 it's it's the best yeah of the three absolutely hands down by far um and like we haven't even gotten into some of

the best parts like we're just like we're barely barely yeah barely we haven't even we haven't even gotten to wolf the dentist stanton which i i if you thought i loved coach riley wait till we get to wolf the dentist stanton the dude is my hero okay just you would love wolf the dentist he's he's brandon best the fucking best yeah i love the air bomb bays too that's that's great stuff loafers for kids who want to be coaches god this movie's so good i fucking love this movie yeah and we haven't even gotten russ keenan out the knuckle puck like we still got that flow that that street hockey and we is one of my faves too so and the the sound the soundtrack for this movie too is fucking fantastic we're gonna talk about the soundtrack we talked about like the little opening instrumental music and then i

forget i forget the name of it but the song of that Bombay gets off the bus to, great. And then as we go further on into the movie, it's just hit after hit after hit. There's like two or three Queen songs. You have Whoop, There It Is. Oh, she's funny. I didn't. We've already talked about the legacy of the fourth grade lip sync, Whoop, There It Is. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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