The Cake Eaters - 67. Good Burger

Episode Date: September 26, 2023

On today's episode, the boys tackle the 90s All That classic Good Burger! Heath and Brandon discuss the brilliance of Kenan and Kel, how Brandon's wild west upbringing led to him watching a lot of inappropriate movies, bedroom foods, 90s kids television (Guts, All That, Legends of the Hidden Temple, etc.), Ska bands, Sinbad's one-liners, and how this movie may or may not have aged so well. Follow us at www.thecakeaterspod.com and on Twitter (@thecakeeaters) and Instagram (@thecakeeaterspod) Email us at [e-mail]

Remember, it's not worth winning if you can't win! Just hanging out, just having fun, we're number one Just hanging out, just having fun I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes, hey I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes, hey Couldn't have said it better myself, Heath Couldn't have said it better myself you couldn't have said it better myself uh this song actually translates very well to 2023 yeah another time less than jake and uh and uh uh fuck ed right i was like what the fuck is his name in the movie ed right yeah dude and ed was

secretly a genius with a moronic facade we learned that in the end well i wouldn't go as far as trying yes deep down deep he's he's he's autistic we can say he's autistic. I will shout out less than Jake for this fantastic theme song for Good Burger. I love this movie, Brandon. This was another one of the movies I owned on VHS deep in the arsenal. I was obsessed with all that. I was obsessed with Kenan and Kel, obsessed with D2 Mighty Ducks. Good Burger was 1000% my humor. I thought Ed's one-liners in this movie had me rolling the entire time. Like it was just, it was fantastic.

This movie was made for me. I love less than Jake. All my best friends are metalheads. The science of selling yourself short was actually in my top five Spotify in 2022. Fun fact, Brandon, I love less than Jake.ake i was i was like a secret enjoyed scott you know like real big fish on um tony hawk really got into that as well and i got into real big fish after that you would be you would be a secret scott guy oh yeah dude doing a little scott the middle school dance everyone i grew up in a small town everybody was into what's

here what's what's the greatest scott van of all time oh geez i don't know brandon you're gonna answer you're gonna answer wrong i guarantee you well yeah there is there there is a right answer to this question we have talked about this a thousand times brandon like i like what i like i do not usually like me in the general populace it doesn't always agree I think the Transformers trilogy is cinematic gold oh I thought you I thought you were gonna say that was the greatest Scott

band of all time was the Transformers trilogy I wish no I the only two Scott bands I listen to and when I say I love Scott are less than Jake and Real Big Fish so like anything super deep outside of that, I don't know. The correct answer is Operation Ivy. See, I've never heard of that.

But you know what? Maybe I will find that band, Brandon, because you suckered me into my new addiction, which is records. And I fucking love it. It's the best and the worst because it's so fucking expensive yeah yeah just you gotta i'm almost mindful i'm almost at four four bills though for the collection almost at four bills i like um not to give more free publicity sponsor us but discogs that website i was gonna say did you join yeah oh absolutely and you can like um you can

even scan the barcode of your of your albums to upload them into your collections you should uh i wish they had that for fucking comic books and if they do and i don't actually probably do do you think they have that they got it they have uh what's the they have it for like movies and shit too what's it called letterbox you can like log your collection in letterbox i'm really sad i moved too much all my i had so many good blu-rays and dvds and they're just you know i'm saying i sold them for like 100 bucks i use letterbox not as like a collection thing a collection log but as like whenever i watch a movie i'll like log it like oh i've seen that movie um and then you can like do reviews and stuff but discogs you should friend me on

discogs oh you can friend each other on it i'm still pretty new i uh danny and uh danny and hawkman also have discogs oh none of that me. Alright, let's get back to the movie because the movie starts off and I just have to say it because this was like echoing back to my childhood and I just watched this on Paramount Plus. I've been on Paramount Plus watching Hey Dude, Salute Your Shorts,

Nickelodeon's version of Doug. Did they have Pete and Pete on it? No. I know. I fucking love Pete and Pete. Are you afraid of the dark dark i haven't watched it yet but i've been uh legends of the hidden temple double dare you know what's you know what's great to go back on on paramount plus is guts oh that's just about to say that i was just i was fantastic dude when i was growing up i was a guts fiend that was my fucking jam dude the aggro crack the aggro crag i i had the like the debut episode i remember i like remember like my i remember my mom putting it

on the calendar for me like we she sometimes she put those nickelodeon shows on the calendar for me yeah like you know like oh mom i really want to watch that like dude well that's mama yeah shout out mama d putting fucking nickelodeon shows on the count yeah if it's not on the list it doesn't exist you know what i mean so um but yeah that's dude guts was my shit michael malley he's a legend legend yeah oh it's it's and well i mean we don't for mark summers with double dare dude that show the early seasons i was never a double dare guy i was guts all the way guts guts and legends of the hidden temple those were those were my double dare was before your time like those those shows were before my time and then double there because they redid it with double their 2000 and that was like right

as i was like going into middle school so i was like kind of missed that too yeah see like when legends of the hidden temple came out like i was the same age as those kids you know what i mean like that's why i like like those shows because i was like oh shit i am like yes i'm kind of a baby giraffe but i am tall and athletic i could totally crush this i would have smoked those guts kids i would have fucking left them in the dust a bunch of dude they had some legends of the hidden temples legends that was i probably would have got smoked it i wasn't i wasn't nearly as smart enough that to figure that out that temple like i like watching it back right now i was like wait a second wait a second can you

can you mr voiceover guy can you run those instructions back one more time for fuck's sake how are these kids in this high pressure cooker situation remembering this stuff so like that show was chaos mark summers the early parts of double dare he's just like yelling at the kids the whole time like pass a flag pass a flag you stupid little fox fantastic i had um i had the uh super nintendo game guts video game that was so sick dude it was the best yeah and then i used to have a i used to have a blue barracuda shirt too oh dude Love the Blue Barracudas. But anyways, okay, so back to the opening goes, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nickelodeon.

Boom. Fucking love that opening. Also, the weird opening credits of the burger building and unbuilding itself, I always loved it. I loved it. Just how the burger was just weirdly assembling. You always loved it i loved it but just how the burger was just weirdly assembling you know i yeah i remember um when this first came out watching it and even more so now watching it just being incredibly grossed out by anything that had

to do with like actual food like anything that they and the reason it gets me out is because it's not actual food it's the grossest like fake food that they use in the world and i just remember well growing up and then especially now when i watch this being just like grossed out like whenever like when when keenan's like first trying to uh to build when he like gets first hired at mondown he's like trying to build it and it's just a stack of lettuce and tomatoes it just looks terrible I want to throw up not well I mean before we even get to that we get welcome to good burger home of the good burger can I take your order and and just a fast like the intro makes no sense but the burgers start start talking to Ed. Well, he's dreaming. He's dreaming, but what a way to start the day, just flying with the fast food.

Come fly with us, Ed. Come fly with us. Yeah. Did you ever do that? Because I remember vividly when I was – Dreaming about work? Yeah. I don't do it anymore now ever since I've been an adult.

Thank God. But I remember when I was a kid, when was like working at the the go-kart mini golf place i used to have dreams about that fucking place all the time it was the worst fucking suck it i would sometimes have tacos and more dreams but it was the worst when i worked for the baseball team because we put so many hours in there like you just like you would go home and you'd fall asleep and like you and i had to do like all the on the field steps so like oh you know it was that fucking crazy you know what used to give me the worst nightmares as well as the worst like panic attacks when i was actually working was when i was like serving like at restaurants that was dude i used to have the worst dreams about that and then i would just i would like that was not my scene i was way better at being a bartender than being a server

uh yeah it's um but yeah that was uh that was a really funny dream that he was just whoa flying with fast food and and then and then his alarm goes off and then one more time welcome to good burger home of the good burger can i take your order i love how their um their name tags say i'm and then their name wait can we talk about ed's room real quick too oh it's insane we gotta talk about his room and then we also have to talk about he straight murders a little girl on his way to work. Fucking like dragging her. What's that? There's a terrible name for that terrible act where you're dragging somebody behind.

I forget the name of it. That's a hate crime is what he does to that girl. It's a hate crime. Wait, but you forgot that he showers with his full Good Burger outfit on. Heath, what do I always say? Just stay ready.

Stay ready, dude. Don't have to get ready if you stay ready, right? He woke up with it on too, right? He slept in it, right? Yeah, he slept in it. He never takes it off. And then he's skating down. He's, oh, I'm a dude.

He's a dude. She's a dude she's a dude and he's just his his intro where he a guy i keep saying hogtie it's not october he hog ties the jump rope girl and drags her behind him and they're like 30 they show her head bouncing off of it like there was that was uncomfortable to watch well and then he kidnaps a baby that baby he kidnaps a baby and then and then and then they they basketball players steal it they realize it's a baby and then they say put it up and then they shoot it or did they not realize it was a baby before they shot i thought they just knew they shot it twice they

shot that baby twice and then they realized it was a baby i remember because did you notice the baby was orange though it was in that orange onesie yeah i think they notice it's a baby after the first one because if i remember correctly it goes up he like grabs the basketball dude grabs the baby and shoots it and then he gets the rebound again and and that's when he like looks at it and then that's when the dude is like put it up and then he shoots it again oh my god it was insane and can we also like in between we're flashing into good burger which is having the most horrifying customer experience for their customers i've ever seen where i had panic attacks at the food industry man can you can you take my order no i'm the drive-through guy

sorry you need the counter guy where's ed just take the fucking order you know the drive-through order it just doesn't they don't that um that drawer is assigned to ed okay there's probably a security code to get in that only ed knows no it wasn't did you see that did you see the register it was not a a modern register it was even throwback for the 90s um but the the best is uh what's the girl's name is it monique yeah monique when she goes she comes up to the same dude and she's like and he's like hey can i get some help and she goes oh yeah sure and she like sits down like she's gonna take his order and then waits for him to start and she's oh i gotta get it yeah oh hold on let me grab it um wait um before i guess or let's finish introducing this and then we should introduce why we're doing this movie.

But then the dude that is getting super pissed starts counting down, and as he's counting down, Ed comes flying in. Saves the day, dude. Over the counter. Welcome to Good Burger. Can I get your order? And the best is he's like, can I get two Good Burgers? He's like, well, no, I have to get them.

You can't go back there, bro. I'll get them. I'll get them. And then he's just like, give them to me. He's like, you got to pay for it, dude. Yeah. I mean, duh. It's logical thinking, but he gets sick of it and he just is ready for Mondo Burger

to open up across the street from those good burger pools. And then it is, it is a real, the good burger is a real cast of cast of morons here. Yeah. Like this is a disastrous dining experience.

If you're going in, did you notice, did you notice one of the guys though? Spatula, right. Or spatch. Do you know who that is? Yeah, Spatch. Do you know who that is?

Yeah, Billy Bob. Billy Bob from Varsity Blues. Yeah, from Varsity Blues. Come on. You're talking to someone who bought a ticket to She's All That with a large group of friends, and then me and two others snuck into Varsity Blues on the other side. I convinced my dad when that movie that when that

movie came out to let me watch it and i had no business watching that movie i think i was like like third or fourth grade when that movie came out oh geez like i went you know when you know i was in middle school and that was a stretch because it was rated r my parents yeah do it but it had boobs in it that was pretty pretty cool. See, that's why I, I, I fourth grade Brandon was like, I want to see some fucking boobs. And then, so I just, you know,

prayed on the, the, the, the, uh, willful obliviousness of my father and was like, Hey, rent this movie for me,

bud. I also watched this. What high school is like? No, no, not for me. not in wayne america wayne america no in uh broomfield colorado that's exactly what it was like oh jesus christ that's that's but i my dad my dad was uh my my i think i've talked about this before growing up my

house was like the wild west there was zero accountability or control in that household so i remember seeing varsity blues when it came out when i was in like fourth grade i saw final destination when that came out when i was in like third grade i saw jaws when i was like four years old well i mean listen that's why i love sharks so much i had mama d ran a ran a very tight ship but when it came to like movie watching content big mike wanted to watch what he wanted to watch and if i was there i came along for the ride and so i watched a lot of 70s movies that i shouldn't have watched in like when i was like four or five six but it was just hey don't repeat what's said in these movies then you can watch them with me and i was so stoked to watch

the movie you know what i never did never repeated it oh i repeated everything but see i would i knew what was coming like i went to i went to ship like you didn't want to fucking deal with that like it was so awesome to be able to watch this movie you're not going to have it ripped away from you because it would the day after watching varsity blues walking into fourth grade class I was talking about boobs the entire day doing the whipped cream trick yeah anyways

let me tell you as a fourth grader that scene was hypnotizing dude hypnotizing I bet I bet I bet even you know as middle schoolers that planted seeds planted seeds um okay surprisingly though i don't really care for whipped cream not a fan and i definitely don't need it in the bed i definitely don't need it in the bedroom that's for sure no no it's gonna get all over the get all over my sheets. Yeah. Yeah. But like a little pumpkin pie and Thanksgiving, you know, you need whipped cream.

I'm not. I just don't care for whipped cream. Although I'll eat that pump of that pumpkin pie raw. I don't care. Oh, my God. You raw dog pumpkin pie. Are you a psycho? Well, I don't really.

I don't really eat pumpkin pie. I'll have like half a slice. I'll take like two bites and then I'm done. You know where it's at? Cheesecake is where it's at. Pecan pie is where it's at. I'll bring a cheesecake in the bedroom. That's no question.

Jesus Christ. Dude, but like if it's... Graham cracker crust crumbs all over the sheets dude it's cherry you still get them sticky everywhere god i i hate you okay so let's get back to good burger and we're actually perfect transition into why we're doing this movie because we we transition to the last day of school and we see our boy we see our boy on the last day of school keenan keenan keenan aka russ from d2 and we get aka what's what's why can't i remember anybody's name what's his name in this in this movie

oh shit it's not keen Oh, shit. It's not Kenan, is it? No, it's not Kenan. Wait, hold on. Okay. Damn it. Looking at my notes, I put Dexter Reed. Dexter. That's right.

Looking at my notes, I put Kenan and Kel in there the whole time. Like, their names are Kenan and Kel in this movie the whole time. But they were Ed and dexter reed so let's i mean common mistake easy mistake and and as we get introduced to keenan on his last day of school we also get my favorite cameo of the whole entire movie our boy sinbad dude a mystery sinbad crushes this movie he he i needed more send bad I wrote down because he had the best fucking lines especially there's the to skip ahead a little bit there's this where the scene with the car accident where he's yelling at Keenan and he has two really great one-liners

because he's complaining about his new leather seats that he got um and he's like he's like these those are detroit leather seats you know where you get detroit leather from detroit you skipped ahead and i have it all written down but that's fine i agree i gotta say that i gotta say my favorite my favorite one-liner of the whole movie when he's talking to uh he's talking to keenan about calling the cops and he goes you you know, I'd hate to put a black man in jail. And you will. You miss this one, too. He's like, Brother Reed, you have messed up my Afro.

When he's when they're staring at each other in the car. Oh, my God. It's Sinbad is absolutely fantastic. And so you forget how underrated he is. What's the other movie? I need to go back and watch it. What's the movie with the president and Sinbad's in it? Is it First Kid?

First Kid, yeah. Is it First Kid? Who are the kids? There's not famous kids in that movie, is there? Not like people that are well-known. Probably not. Sorry, I should have done more research for um sorry i don't know i don't know i don't research for it i don't remember but he's he crushes it in that he's the the

absolute fucking best in jingle all the way oh my god yeah oh him and arnold side by side was fantastic he's he's also he's also the center of you know the mandela effect conspiracy theory with the sinbad kazam versus the shack kazam have you seen that i don't know what fucking we've talked about we've talked about the mandela effects before and they're yeah it's a bunch of fucking idiots well and number one i don't know what morons thought Sinbad was in Kazam because I am like, it was a huge Shaq fan and I followed that movie from creation and that was a Shaq masterpiece. One million percent. And also, I think I think I texted to you, but I went back home and I broke my parents

and my sister's brains when I pulled out of our family bookshelf the bernstein fucking bears that was it was real trippy because we sat there like idiots and pronounced it bernstein our whole lives oh yeah that's how i pronounced it my yeah for sure and who would have thought who would have thought but anyways all right so Keenan, our boy Keenan is Dexter Reed. And, you know, that's why we're doing this movie. Yep. Dexter Reed. And he's fucking peeling out of this summer, the school parking lot for summer vacation.

Yeah. Because he stole his mom's car. He's 15 years. He's 15 years old and he borrowed his mom's car. There you go. Stole is a bit harsh. He's 15 years he's 15 years old and he borrowed his mom's car there you go stole is a bit harsh he's he's 50 and and we on his way out of the classroom you can't be throwing that kind of language around that's how you that's how people get thrown in jail heath when you're throwing the word stole around well it's it tees at potential confrontation as sinbad and keenan are talking to each other on the way out of the classroom

because keenan was sleeping yeah we after the test definitely definitely not an a plus student we can tell right out the get-go yeah he was uh he was not super jazzed um oh and i love this too the interaction between those two in the back and forth was fantastic. Like one-liners. That's why I needed more Sinbad. I needed more. And Kenan's like, have a great summer, Shaft. And Sinbad does the fucking Shaft spin right after he says it. That was amazing.

And wait, hold on. Before we move on to his buddy, Kenan's buddy, isn't that dude from you got served he's it's uh it's a nick he's a nickelodeon kid he's he was in a bunch of different shows i think he might have even been in uh sister sister the kid the the kid right that's him right you got the kid the guy that had the crush on which what was his name um not alfonso um boy that's way off yeah i don't remember but yeah but it's the it's the kid from sister and sister yeah i like that show too remember hanging with mr cooper i never got into that i was a big sister sister guy though all about that

yeah t and tamera yeah oh remember remember twitches did you ever see twitches not i didn't really get into i was getting a little too old for that missed out man missed out um but anyway so we get keenan on summer vacation peeling out borrowing his mom's car while she's in nyc but we also get we flash over and we get good burger we get introduced to the manager of good burger aka the super creep right is that are we elephant in the room the he's uh he's a co-writer of this he's the creator of all that um and he's the big weird looking-looking fat guy. His name's Dan Schneider.

Yeah. Why don't we just say it this way, Brandon? If you have questions about this guy's character, I recommend reading Jenna. Is it Jenna McCarthy? Yes. Jenna McCourtney? Jenna McCartney. McCarthy.

Or McCartney, I think. I don't think there's an H. I think it's McCartney. It's not McCourtney? No. I'm so sorry i now we just now we just sound like assholes because we can't get her name right i know and i feel really bad because you know i love icarly i think that the brother and icarly was hilarious like i used to um you know if sometimes i was just spending a college afternoon

lounging and getting my mind right i would just just put on a little iCarly, you know, just kind of have a giggle in the afternoon. Jeanette McCurdy. McCurdy. See, I was ballpark. That's close. I was pretty close. For me. That's an awfully big ballpark, Keith.

Awfully big. I said McCourtney. And what is it? McCurdy? We said like five different things and none of them were right. What was it? McCurdy? McCurdy, and it's Jeanette. Jeanette McCurdy. Jeanette. What did I say? We both said

Jenna. Oh, Jesus. I'm so sorry. But go read her book if you're curious about her. And now i'm blanking on this girl's name one of the girls that was in um zoe 101 uh i never watched that show alexa nicholas she also came out about what a terrible person that uh dan schneiderider is real creep real creep very abusive

just an all around terrible person so fuck that guy real scumbag but we'll just throw that out there and now he co-wrote this and he's also the manager the big dude but what we

you can tell just looking at him that dude that dude's got something something loose yeah um but we we flashed there and we we realized o'malley got fired because he showed up to work with no pants on and so we instead of instead of having someone drive in the burger car that we get introduced later, we get Ed with a delivery on his rollerblades. And could you imagine the state of the food after Ed has rollerbladed the way he was rollerblading with your food? My God. Not a single fry is in that container. No, no, not at all.

It's just absolute chaos. And how far was he skating? A minute, right? That's a two-hour delivery. Also, mid-'90s burger delivery? That wasn't a thing, was it? No, not at all. Not at all.

There was a lot of liberties taken in this movie to make it work because they made a movie based on an all that sketch like like talk about a stretch like this it's an snl movie it's the nickelodeon version of an snl movie like like it's it's stretched to the max okay but but we get heenan flying down the road burning out in his mom's fancy car. We get Ed. I'm a dude. He's a dude.

She's a dude. We're all dudes skating down the road. And Keenan swerves to miss Ed. And he's flying in circles and spinning around. And then he hits a car. And in the car, the airbag goes off and he turns and he looks and who is it it's none other than our boy sinbad aka mr wheat and he says brother reed you have messed up my app what i what always fascinates me is car wrecks in movies where the airbag goes off and it's always like a like a very

peaceful like light airbag that goes off that's not how airbags work have you ever been in a car when an airbag goes off dude that shit's gonna rock you no but i was um sitting in the turning lane waiting to turn left and there was like a head-on t-bone type of situation and i have my windows down and hearing the airbags go off at like a full speed collision going like 35 miles an hour it's kind of unsettling even and then you see like people run into the people because they're like not got knocked out by the airbag you get knocked out by the airbag that shit will fucking, even, even if you're not going full speed when it goes off,

like say you're, you know, going, you're just rolling or you're at a dead stop and it goes off. That shit. Yeah. That shit comes firing out of there. Yeah.

So, and then the people running up to make sure they're okay. And then the light turned green and I was like, okay, I'm just going to turn now. Not my monkey, not my circus yep thank thank god like you know thank god the car like spun and didn't hit my car it hit the other side

of the traffic so i was free and clear to turn left so you know what i'm turning left and parking my ass home so i've done that a few times where i've been uh i was not involved in the accident but it was like it was in my peripheral and you just that sucks keep driving yep yep that's a that's a real bummer but and then well dexter reed is any car owner's worst fucking nightmare no insurance no driver's license but this is this is where um he's like he's like but there was a roller blade he's like i don't want to hear it like do you see that chrome that's chrome you can't get that chrome you see that that's that's leather that's detroit leather you know where you get that detroit i was fucking that line and then when he says he doesn't he would hate to put a

black man in jail he's like on the floor laughing oh my god it was just it was amazing it was and then and like the whole concept of the deal that they strike is insane to me oh yeah yeah sin bad like you could like in in the 90s this was a legitimate like this was like no one would be like oh yeah why the like why the fuck would he trust this stupid kid with this like it was like oh yeah that was that makes sense like you would want to do the right thing like no one would do that now not now no no one would do the right thing now you'd have to sue well i guess parents to get the money like the situation's a little bit different because a he's a teacher at the kid's

school so it's like like he's not gonna like he knows he knows where to find him it's not like a random kid that you're gonna be you know hope that he gave you the right contact information still uh i don't know that's a dicey that's a dicey handshake that's very nice you just i would just call him i would just call insurance. Um, yeah, but I mean, I got this stupid ass kid with no insurance,

but like the mom has insurance. So like the mom's insurance would cover it. Well, the insurance would cover her insurance. Um, assuming she has the, the proper coverage. Um,

if she has coverage of, of, of a secondary driver, it would cover for the the stuff but probably wouldn't though because he's underage well it's usually not to get too far into also usually the second a secondary driver is kind of built into kind of your policy um especially because that looked like a newer car so i'm assuming she got full coverage yeah um so so that the car repairs would be fine.

The issue you're running into is King doesn't have a fucking license. Yeah. So he's going to do some, he's going to do a ton of community service. He's not going to be able to get his license for years. Yeah. I doubt they'd throw him in jail though. Sin bed.

You know, I doubt that would happen. No, no, not even Judy or anything. Right. Like they're just getting big fines. Big fines.

Tons of community service for sure. Yeah. And then, yeah then yeah you he wouldn't be able to get his license until he was like 21 probably 18 21 18 yeah there you go but what what we realize is that keenan's gonna get a summer job that's true because while he was talking to the sister and sister dude um he was talking about how how this is going to be a free free living summer yeah job i don't need no job yeah that's that's that's summer vacation what did he say that adults always miss out vacation he's gonna sleep till noon hit the pool order some chinese food and then do it all again and preach that's a lot of chinese food though to order that every day yeah you're getting fat yeah plus i feel like you just

get bored i gotta mix it up you know yeah even the most diverse chinese food menu eventually you're gonna run out of them yeah just pound an orange chicken every day oh well you gotta switch it up a little lo mein. Maybe some shrimp and lobster sauce. Sometimes I like to shake things up and do some shrimp and lobster sauce. I'm a sucker for honey walnut shrimp. Oh, yeah. Okay. A little Kung Pao chicken.

I like Kung Pao chicken. Crab Rangoon, dude. Oh, dude, come on. If you don't order Crab Rangoon with your Chinese, you're a fucking psychopath. Get out of here. Don't even give me. That would have made. Don't even give me dairy allergy shit, you fucking cowards.

It's worth it. That would have made that Varsity Blues scene a million times better if she came out with crab rangoons on. Stop it. better if she came out with crab rangoons on stop it okay so keenan realizes he needs to get a summer job and we get his training at mondo burger with kurt and the gang and we get patty toppings sauce assemble i got a question about kurt is Is it Kurt or Kirk? Kurt. The dude's what? 16 years old? 18 years old? Does he own Mondo Burger?

See, I like to think that maybe his dad owned it and it was his idea. And then gave it to the kid right like the Danbury Thrashers yeah okay very similar type of situation

but just not mob owned also his his usage of speaking in the third person it's incredibly inconsistent i know but i that's one of those that's one of those things if you're gonna do it do it you got to do it 100 of the

time and he does it he does it like 65 of the time brandon if you want to talk shit on kurt's use of kurt in the third person i'm saying you're going in the fucking grinder. I'm saying he needed to do it a hundred percent of the time. He didn't fully commit. You know, it wasn't a full commit to the bit. You gotta, you gotta go all in. Brandon,

you are going in the grinder. I'm just saying it was very inconsistent. I needed more. I needed more third person. Cause there were some times where I was like now he's not talking what are we doing all or nothing dude

if there's one thing Kurt cannot stand it's a bumbling fast food employee and I love that he keeps blowing the whistle at Keenan he's like again with the whistle oh my god and it was just fantastic kurt was great i loved kurt i loved his little his little minions they were great too and then we cut to a scene that i loved as a kid but it makes no sense where we cut to good burger and the boss says ed why are you in the shake machine

and ed is trying to milk to fix the milkshake machine from within and then um he's like have you tried turning it on and he turns it on he's like oh oh strawberry jacuzzi yeah it doesn't make any sense but that's one of those so Dan not to bring him up again but Dan Snyder the fucking weirdo terrible person

between all of the things he wrote for Nickelodeon which was like everything at this time he has like he has like like four or five like super hard tropes that he works into every single fucking thing he does one thing that he does that he had all the time was weird shit like weird liquid stuff all over people like whether it was like a shake or a slime he was all about the slime all that's everything he ever did was that we,

it just, it's weird. And then making, making guys dress as girls. That was his other trope is that, that was the funniest thing in the world at that time. According to him, he worked that shit into everything.

Yeah. Wherever he could. Yeah. But yeah, he strawberry jacuzzi. But we, then it flashes back because keenan is not fired he's had this confrontation with kurt but he's not fired yet and kurt's speech is fantastic on how he's like rousing the troops to get them ready um because he says from now on Kurt is your mother and your father and Keenan's like

must have looked strange naked to the girl next to him and then he goes who talked while Kurt is talking that's such a great line though but it gets better because then the minion is like it was him he uttered

and Keenan's like I was him. He uttered. And Keenan's like, I am so sorry I uttered. That is such a great line, though. I'm your mommy and your daddy. Isn't that Denzel's line in Remember the Titans 2? Yeah, it might be. But this is where we get. Something about an authority figure referring to themselves as mommy and daddy cracks me up every time gets me

this is where we get our first uh you mess with kurt you go in the grinder brandon oh it's amazing we never we never did see the grinder though no no and then and then it cuts back to it's just like this flashback and fork for a while and then i love this part too because it flashes back to good burger and it's a guy going up to the counter to complain and he's like you gave me a burger with nothing on it and it's like well that's what you asked for you you gotta as as somebody when i when i was growing up i was a big fan of just like a plain cheeseburger yeah with nothing on it and that was my worst fear every time i ordered it is they're just gonna give me the fucking bun they're just gonna give me the bun oh my god and it was and my

favorite is the guy gets mad and he like chucks the bun down and ed like gives him like a wave like they're buddies just like like you old so-and-so and he's like i don't know why i got so mad at the bread and then this part i it took me a minute because ed is taking keenan his like 12th shake and this is it's his eighth i counted there's eight shakes on that table ed was just bathing in that milkshake machine like 10 minutes before yeah and keaton is drinking ed juice yeah you gotta you gotta expect that when you walk into a good burger dude all right i guess i what the most amazing part of that uh

that scenario though is how dry ed got his clothes yeah that's that's true or the fact that keenan was not like throwing up after his eighth milkshake or having terrible diarrhea that's so much so much dairy dude that is so much dairy That's like a gallon of milk. You're going to get sick and throw up after a gallon of milk. If I have one milkshake, I'm bedridden for the rest of the day. I love a good

Blizzard. Take me to Dairy Queen. That's not real ice cream. That's not real dairy. I'll fuck with a Blizzard all day, dude dude i love this interaction though too brandon where keenan is like he's like oh man i feel like i've seen you somewhere and it's like have you been to australia i love how he likes he like sits down and he's like genuinely curious he's like who do i look like who am i who am i yeah yeah he's like oh man who am i and he's like like well since you're an unusually bad guesser

oh my god and um and ed offers keenan a job he gets he gets he he convinces the boss to and keenan lies and says he can drive and do their deliveries although he doesn't he doesn't drive the rest of the movie it's all it's all ed ed's driving co-piloting but yeah dexter dexter

keenan joins the the misfit cast yeah we get the blonde girl that's a veterinarian vegetarian oh oh sorry yeah her get the the old man with the breathing mask i forget his name yeah yeah otis otis yeah dispatch aka billy bob and then um he hits himself with the fly disgusting and then you got monique um and uh the other all that kid the white kid is it oh is it fizz or fritz fizz is yeah he's at the he's at the drive-thru yeah i like that guy i liked i when he was always awesome and all that yeah i liked his skits

they were pretty was he pizza face i think so i think it was him yeah um my favorite kel all that was repair man man man man dude man man man that's what we call my buddy share man man dude man man man shout out share man not listening but we did get shit face last time i was back away why are we why are we shouting out people that don't listen? Anyways, alright, so Keenan gets introduced to Monique. He hits on her. She gives him sass. Get out of my face. She is real sassy.

I love Monique, though. I was all about Monique. He deserved that sass. She didn't know him. GTFO. Her sass was always warranted. A, always warranted, and B, always hilarious. Yeah, on point and warranted. She can sass was always warranted always warranted and be always hilarious yeah on point and warranted she can sass all day

sassafras but the burger car debut comes up next that is fantastic and it's like think he can handle her and then Kel drives like an absolute maniac that is going to murder and

endanger everyone. And that's it. That's what I call fast food. And my favorite part of this whole scene, Brandon, is when he goes, when Keenan goes, that was a stop sign. And Kel just goes uh no that is the that's the best that's like my favorite part of the whole movie and then he and then he swerves and hits the teacher's mailbox with the burker car oh my god it's sinbad cannot catch a break out here no poor sinbad in that mailbox man and it's

always hand painted and delightful you know and very very chic very modern you know you wonder you wonder about you know the the weather proofing on it when you see some of that hand painted uh um yeah but i i'm uh i'm assuming they're in they're in socal right because there's palm trees all over the place i'm assuming they're you know that's what they alluded to so yeah i don't think he needs to do too much weatherproofing you know okay all right you know i'll give him a couple like uh coats of like protective stain to kind of yeah for the sun but yeah okay all right i'll i'll trust sinbad he seems to know what he's doing you know if i mean if anybody knows what they're doing it's sinbad

absolutely the way he has that car put together that's detroit fucking leather brandon my goodness all right um and then are they known for their leather their leather industry i didn't i i think it's i think he just i think it's alluding to that industry? I think it's alluding to that it's from the factory in Detroit. Did we see what kind of car it was? I didn't.

I should have paid attention. Like a Ford, maybe a Lincoln? I don't know. Lincoln's in Detroit, right? It could be anything. It was probably not. Maybe a Pontiac, you know? Oh, I love that. I know that was the trend.

But when we're done with all that, we go back to the store closing and we get Mondo Burger coming in. And this is more Ed Gold where Keenan's like, hey, look, Ed, it's the Mondo Idiots. And it's like, hey Ed it's the Mondo idiots and it's like hey Mondo idiots you better watch your butts and so

Ed starts watching his butt and twirling around oh man that was really good it's classic Ed Cal had these characters on all that that were just home runs through and through. Oh, yeah.

Do you remember? And do you remember Keenan's? What was the PRS cargo? Yeah. The raincoat in the bathroom. Oh, my gosh. With the random French saying. Some of those were absolutely.

And we used to I used to me and my buddy Ryan used to quote those back and forth on each other in elementary school. That's a fact. Anyways, alright, so then we get the Mondo Burger debut brand and it's real sad. Everyone at Good Burger is looking sad except for Ed because he's got fries in his nose.

But this is what happens when you have shit service and then people get other options you know what i mean capitalism baby yeah and its finest if you have a person who's taking people's orders and is pissing everyone off on accident you got to move him and take a bath in the milkshakes yeah like so kids of fucking liability get him out of there like it's it's insane you know so anyways um and but this is where when they're leaving and ed is skating and he's getting ready to wipe out monique or the blonde girl or someone um or maybe it was oh he wipes out otis and that's where keenan recognizes ed oh yeah yeah okay yeah wipes him out um yes he's the rollerblades puts two and two together

and and deal i do like when sinbad gets the actual like when he gives him the actual estimate it's 2500 instead of 19 and they're having that back and forth but he's like now i'm gonna go over to Mondo Burger home of the Big Booty Burger dude Sinbad we needed more Sinbad he's the best part of this movie but this is where it transitions to the Ed Sauce Brandon oh yep yep yep

and where where he's eating the grapes and then he hits him with the Ed sauce and then everyone loves the Ed sauce. Where the fuck did he get grapes? Did he bring them from home? Probably out of pocket. Dude, Ed has pocket grapes.

Come on. There's no question about that. Pocket grapes and nostril grapes. I did like the line where it's like, what in the name of ground beef is going on here so dumb uh uh and then when edis is like otis is like the sauce makes me glad i'm not dead fucking otis man otis is fantastic otis comes in clutch later on too Otis is dude we'll get into later on in a second

because the whole later on stuff is fucking amazing how this movie devolves is fantastic so they start putting it on the burgers and he's like Ed start making that sauce I love this yippee skippy it shall be done

I fucking love Ed that sauce. I love this. Yippee skippy. It shall be done. I fucking love that. And then this is where we get my boys from fucking less than Jake. It's time to put our times behind. Get all the bad things off your mind. He's feeling good. She's feeling good. We're feeling good. Yeah.

I'm not going to sing it all because I know it's not allowed, but i could go on people less than jake come talk to us man this song is this song is fantastic like i'm honestly gonna like it on my itunes it's gonna it's gonna it's gonna be part of yeah i haven't liked it yet but you know all my best friends are metalheads science Science of Selling Yourself Short. There's another one that I like too. There's a few more that are floating around my liked songs from Less Than Jake. It's great stuff.

It's a fucking fantastic song. We get a montage. I love that South Park episode too where they make fun of how you do montages. So whenever I see a montage in a movie, I always do, I need a montage. But anyways, so that's what happens.

Scott montage. Scott montage. Making some songs. But this is where Kenan, real piece of shit, convinces Kel to sign the 80-20 contract. He's a moron. That is 80-20 is egregious for sure.

That's like, oh my God. You know, 60-40 at least. At least when we did Newsies, at least Jack Kelly had the decency to give Davey 60-40 and give him the positive give davy the most of that 60 40 split no i think it was 60 he got 60 and davy oh i thought it was the other way either way capitalism man yeah it's fucked up um 80 20 is egregious though that's like a fucking that's like a that's like a that's like a music record contract that's fucking yeah it's really

rough but then after that Ed just gets absolutely robbed we get Mondo Burger trying to figure out what the sauce is Brandon and your boy Kurt headbutts one of his henchmen it's like what's in the sauce dude

dude had it coming dude had to come here kurt knows he needs to figure out what's in the sauce do you think that's do you think that's the grinder is when he headbutts somebody he just calls it the grinder oh maybe it is maybe that's his finishing move the grinder he's like a professional wrestler i like this brandon i like where you i like where you went with that oh and we forgot that like keel even after keenan takes advantage of him wants to hang out show him his secret place yeah yeah secret place and then and then hanging out on the roof yeah calls him uh uh dexter calls him his buddy yeah and then and at that point at that point ed's head over heels.

He's in. Yeah. He tells him the yo-yo story. He's like, you mean it? I'm your buddy? That's real. That's right. I forgot.

Yeah. Yeah. Then he buys him the yo-yo. Yeah. Yeah. Forgot about that. Jeez, Brandon. That's literally the next scene.

No, the next scene is where we get my favorite cameo, my boy. Shack attack. I want to play big like that. Shaq attack. Do you remember those toys, Brandon? I have them all still. Dude, Shaq, if you're listening. Of course you do.

Shaq, if you are listening, bring back the Shaq attack toys. All the Shaq attack toys. I had them all. I had the ones that were the stands. I had the individual ones. Like, remember the little, like, where you would flick the basketball and flick into the hoop dude i fucking loved dude i was all in on the shack attack when i was a kiddo for sure i was i was all the way out when he went to the lakers i understood later in life why he went to the

lakers but i was all the way out when you were out when you went to the lakers yeah absolutely why would you trade the awesome orlando pinstripes for los angeles i mean orlando is as has been proven since then orlando was just a terribly run organization well that's what i'm saying i know that now but back then it made no sense to me i was like the magic are fucking awesome shack have you seen yourself in this uniform like have you seen yourself competing against the pacers in these eastern conferences i guess i guess i was gonna ask is he a laker is he a magic but if he if they're delivering his food he's a laker yeah he's a laker and it kind of alluded to staples center

as they were driving the fucking car that was a they drive the delivery car into staples center this would have been like right when he switched right because this was yeah it was like right yeah it because it and it was right before they drafted kobe because they they got shack and that's why they could trade vladdy daddy i. They didn't draft Kobe. They were able to part ways with Vlade Dari because when you got the big Shaq, the big Diesel, you know. The fact that Kobe didn't want to

play in Charlotte. And the fact that I was in on Shaq's CD too. Seaguar had it. We would listen to it. The video game, the Shaq attack I was in on Shaq CD to see Garv had it we would listen to it the video game Shaq attack video games again was good it's so fucking hard on Sega

that was so hard that did that rap album that that's that's your next vinyl collection is you got to give that thing attack there's all right hold on can we cut like Shaq I'm sending you a plea shack if you are listening my friend my dj my my guy you know my number one if we haven't pressed that on vinyl

yet get on it shack like shack can you please press your rap album on vinyl and send me an autograph copy and then send me one just to play constantly. Because I mentioned this, you know, like spin a record on FIFA. Fantastic. Dude, is it on Discogs?

Discogs has one. Is this just one? It's probably from Russia. It was, it looks like it was pressed on vinyl i think it's just one pressing though um but it's actually not that fucking expensive dude let's there's you you can get used ones for like um like 40 40 bucks 30 40 bucks dude i need to i need to start sliding into dms right just be like listen shack we have a terrible podcast but we were talking about your rap album and how amazing

it was and how ahead of the time you were he was so ahead of his time as an nba player they're just i know we appreciated him in his time but i don't think people like I appreciate it. I don't know about you. Oh my god. I was As I have you still have a line of toys you said you were out when he went to the Lakers I mean, I I still I I say I was out but then I bought a Starting lineup of him on the Lakers. It's still in the box. I Said shacks. That's that's an LSU boy. That's that's an LSU boy that's my pride and joy my album honor I love it even when he was falling apart towards

the end he was fantastic I wish that him and Dwight Howard would have had a fight to the death for the Superman thing like you know what I mean like Dwightard coming in on the magic and taking superman that's how i knew that guy was a total douchebag that's capitalism

baby dude that's that's the that's the dude that is literally the douchiest thing you could do but like hey there was a monumental game-changing superstar that came in here before me and had a very very fucking specific nickname that made sense because his his name is shack with an s i mean that's a very very loose tie here as dwight howard and you steal his superman stick on the same team? Oh, my God. And then he came to the Rockets, and it was awesome because we bought the season tickets. But then I don't know if you've ever been to a Dwight Howard basketball game before in person. It is the most horrible thing to have to watch people foul that moron over and over again and watch him brick free throws. It was just like watching paint dry. And then they would take forever, and you're getting fucking home super late.

I have a lot of beef with Dwight Howard. I do not like that guy. That was the best thing the Rockets did was get out from under him. But then they just started on the Rockets front office. I'm thinking about jumping ship. As soon as the Sonics come back, I'm all the way out. I'm going to be completely honest with you. I didn't get you started. You started yourself and then you went

on and you started right away. Sorry. I didn't bring up the Rockets once. Well, I've got a lot of beef with them right now, Brandon. I almost wrote into Rosillo's life advice to see if it's okay for me to switch teams because I'm so sick of their shit front office.

Spent all this money on season. It's too late. I got all this merchandise. They spent all that money on season tickets for five years. God fucking damn it. And then they signed Dylan Brooks. Oh, did they sign Dylan? They signed to a four year $80 million contract.

The biggest fucking moron in the league that no one wanted the grizzlies were running so far they didn't have to give him that much money no one wanted to sign him there was who was the competition didn't the grizzlies cut like cut him even before the season was officially over they were like oh yeah we're not we're not resigning this guy like dude go ahead teams come investigate we got one nothing oh no that's right they didn't they didn't cut him because his contract was over but they put out a press release saying they weren't gonna sign it yeah that's and and you know what the you know what

the that's fucking amazing raf stone like shout out to him fucking moron it's like you know what we should do four years 80 million for for this basket case who fucked up the grizzly season and shoots too much and fucked up the growth like the grizzlies got rid of anyway anyway sorry all right let's get back to good burger i'm not going to talk about dylan brooks anymore because i don't like him and there's no reason for me to not like him yet he hasn't done anything to the rockets maybe what's his butt the coach that they got from the Celtics because the Celtics had to fire him for canoodling the secretary. But anyways, here we are.

Was it the secretary? I know it was like a staff member. Maybe it wasn't the secretary. That was kind of the old trope. But anyway, so. Watching too much varsity blues, man. We get Shaq, who scored a last-second game-winning shot to send his team to the finals. How do you feel?

Hungry. And in slow motion, amazing slow motion. They're like and as they're running and jumping and like celebrating they're squishing the shit out of the food like it is like pressed up against shack it's just it's a terrible experience but um he pulls it out of the bag and again everything that involved any food thing looked terrible uh he's like i did not look at what's happening at all here's your burger little man i ordered tomatoes i don't see no tomatoes and he's like pulls him out of his pocket consider yourself tomato and then shaq's like you're not like other people are you oh that was fantastic

and you know Shaq who enjoys good food enjoys a good burger from good burger look Dex we're live on TV welcome to good burger home of the good burger can I take your order I'm a dude he's a dude

you gotta give it to Ed. To realize you're on camera and to do the Good Burger speech. Dude is a marketing genius. He gets it. He did it so well that he made Kurt

break his TV. I forgot about that. And then this interaction where Kurt hits Ed with the car, and then they go back and get in the car, and he's trying to steal the sauce, and he's trying to, like, how does $10 an hour sound? Ed's like, kind of like it's also one of my favorite lines of the movie

what does ten dollars sound like I don't know fantastic but yeah and he says come work for Kurt he's like I'm Ed and he's like i'm aware it's like i thought you were kurt oh this oh my god this is this is when it starts you know well not now i mean it's been the whole fucking movie but this is when you you is like you said earlier it's a skit we're turning

into a movie we're so it really starts here yeah and and it's what were you doing in kurt's car oh you know pushing buttons and hanging out oh my god it's so good um he's like he just wants to use you. He's like, well, that's just not natural. He has like natural and air quotes. All right, let's speed past all this. The next like 30 minutes is garbage. Wait, hold on. Can I just say my other favorite Dexter moment that I used to love to quote as a kid?

Dexter's a chicken. Chicken. Moo. Moo. That is a good one. What he's trying to ask. That is fantastic. And then Date Night is amazing where...

Is that Yasmin Bleach, right? Is that who that is? It's Carmen Electra. Oh, is it Carmen Electra? Yeah, it's Carmen Electra. Come is? It's Carmen Electra. Oh, is it Carmen Electra? Yeah, it's Carmen Electra. Come on! It was Carmen Electra. It was fantastic. Oh, my God.

And when she's knocked out and Ed's like, so my mom thinks my first word was trousers, but I think it's tweezers. Yeah, it was a home run line. with carmen electra is that was pretty fantastic that whole uh that whole sequence is great your head hit my golf ball and then you went sleepy by but she's like don't you want to uh you know go somewhere where we can be alone? Doesn't that sound like fun? And she's like, no! What are you, stupid? I wonder how they get the dog in the corny

exterior. That was just a... And then Carmen Electra quits because she's so fucking beat up. It was just amazing. What do you think about them when they discover there's something going on with the Mondo Burgers? Because the dog is telling Ed that there's something going on with the mondo burgers because the dog is telling ed

that there's a car full of clowns on the side of the road that that was like when i said that that's classic textbook all that that's what that was where he's saying there's clowns so car broke down so he's a dog idiot then it cuts into clowns where is that down so he's a dog idiot and then it cuts into the clowns where is that dang dog it's so good um but then they try to infiltrate mondo burger um here's when the the classic guys dressed up as girls which i don't know why people thought that was so hilarious in the 90s but it's like everything. Can I tell you something insane? I used to imitate this Kenan impression of the water whenever I needed water all the time. And no one ever gets it.

No one ever got it. It's a very obscure pole. Yeah. Water, water, water. Can someone get me some water? Water, water. Oh, that was so good. And so they send them to what was demented.

Oh, I got this. So the names, the names of, yeah, it's demented Hills Asylum. And then there was another great one when they're to skip ahead a little bit when they're in the ice cream truck driving around. Did you see the name of the ice cream truck? No, no, I didn't. truck driving around did you see the name of the ice cream truck no no it's it's uh obese brothers ice cream but it's o um apostrophe b-e-e-s-e oh that's fantastic i did not pick up on that obese brothers ice cream uh the psych ward is endless gold endless goldless gold there, too. This is where my love of George Clinton and the P-Funks

came from. George Clinton and Linda Cardellini, right? She absolutely crushes it because this is amazing. Because her and Ed fall in love. He's like, you have a cute head.

Does Ed fall in love he's like you have a cute head um and she broke into the zoo and released all the kangaroos which honestly i was i'm all for well why are why is she in a single animal wait the part where she's like my name is heather and he's like my mom's name is heather really no what was the point of that i don't know so that was that was like a fucking thing though that's like a thing and i have no idea why but that's in like so many movies and tv shows where like the way to like it as like it's and it's always presented as like a great like pickup line to be like oh you have the same name as my mom why does why would that ever work why would that be like that i never understood that when i when i see it in movies it's really weird but my favorite part of this whole thing is where we get the george clinton going throwing down never messing up b yeah

yeah keenan keenan playing cards with with everybody that's just fucking messing with them is great too oh and the dude's eating the cards touching his ear you're poking me oh my and and keenan's like dance where and then he like elbows and then punches the guards keenan's dance keenan is keenan and cal are absolutely fantastic in this movie they are at the peak of their they're at the peak of their powers right because this is this is um in between d2 and d3 i believe it's like a year after all that started um because the good burger was like that was the one of the first all that sketches i believe yeah and it was it was on fire i remember the debut of all that on nickelodeon it was a big deal and and then heidi and i were like this is fucking genius

and then next year that's an l for kids yeah and then next year 97 97. SNL for kids. And then next year, 97, I think is when Kenan and Kel the show started. And that was a fantastic revelation, too. And his love of orange soda. Dude, that, I was, that, that was, I was a big Kenan and Kel the show guy. I liked that more than Good Burger. And even all that, I liked more. Yeah. All that, I mean, Amanda Bynes was fantastic in all that.

Like, she was, i know that these shows like broke her and that creepy dude like broke her as a kid but like she was an amazing child actress in this show she's a genius hilarious very ross perot was she wasn't she ross perot and all that oh my god that was and they just fucking made fun of his ears and stuff like that was amazing it was yeah anyways it is it's honestly it's amazing um and granted we don't know

everything so like knock on wood but it's amazing keenan kind of made it out unscathed somehow i mean granted we don't know all the inner workings so maybe he's got some i would imagine he's got some trauma but yeah you know well i mean you know who knows maybe he was just like as a young kid was like listen i'm in this these guys are all weirdos let me just join

the illuminati and you know i'm just a part of it i mean he's he's he's a he's a man. Did you ever watch? Dan did most of his damage to the girls. Yeah, exactly. But did you ever watch his show, Kenan, on NBC? No. We meet either. He had a Kenan. Interesting. Kenan.

I've seen the commercial where he talks to all his appliances. That's pretty cool. Yeah. to them i've seen the commercial where he talks to all his uh appliances that's pretty cool yeah well anyway so we get we get in this did you like how they escape the same asylum too where the super angry crazy guy throws them through the in the window um i love this scene too as a kid where they make the the best chase the chase is good but the best part of the the escape scene is when when otis jumps out of the out of the window and then it's clearly a different completely different stuff oh yeah oh yeah and uh it's just it's i always i always really love to the uh the the escape scene like the chase scene where they throw the ice cream out the car

into the thing and he's like, raspberry sorbet and then throw, like, Keenan's naming the ice cream and then throwing him out the window and it's just splattering everywhere. Oh, Rocky Road! Oh, I really enjoyed that. I don't know and then or when ed's like ice cream tunes and he's like jamming to that oh man anyways um so and then they you know they save the old ladies from eating the sauce which is you, you know, heroes. Just a time. And then they try to, this is the finale where they sneak into the Mondo burger.

And Kenan, do you like when Kenan stops them with the ketchup and mustard guns? Yeah. And then Ed has the idea to dump all the stuff into the burger. And then this triampothaw is so powerful in the meat as it goes in the cookers it causes an earthquake and it causes Mondo burger to explode and you know it's just right roiding up the burgers man yep and it's just chaos and poor mr. wheat has his

freshly fixed car doesn't see people running and screaming from the show, probably blasting some disco tunes in the car on an 8-track or something. He says something as he gets out of the car, and they're all running past him. Yeah. I forget what he says. He's like, must be a sale or must be a special or something. Yeah, something like that.

And then the mondo burger squashes his car and then keenan gives him a fat stack of bills for the first half of his payment you know kurt's going to jail kurt's going to jail kurt's going to jail jail kurt's going to jail kurt's going to jail kurt's going to jail, jail. Kurt's going to jail. Kurt's going to jail. Kurt's going to jail. Jail, jail. So he's going to jail because they say this stuff was illegal. Yeah, and he was willfully poisoning his customers. Well, nobody died. Willfully using a banned substance.

That's what it is. He went to jail. He posted bail. He gets a a fine 10 years probation endless community service and if his dad's super endless and that's a that's not a good deal 10 years community service i feel like i feel like i would take i would take a year of jail time over endless community service his dad is rich though so he gets like a week of community time over endless community service. His dad is rich, though, so he gets a week of community service for poisoning people. We never met his dad.

He could be a self-made 18-year-old, 16-year-old, however old he is. He's smart enough to talk in the third person. This is his... What is it? His villain arc? Is that what they call it? What do they use? I mean, he was already a villain so well it gets even worse that's it and then the same ed what do you have to say

well i guess there's only thing left one thing left to say welcome to good, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order? He's going to be... So they tore up the deal, right? The 80-20 deal. Keaton tears it up because he feels bad. After Monique gives him the guilt trip. Yep. And it's all good.

They're all friends. They're all fun. They're all making money at Good Burger with the head sauce. I know. What was the deal he had with the manager? Ten cents. Ten cents for every burger. Interesting. Trying to

figure out if that's a good deal or not. So Ed was getting two cents per burger. Those prices weren't super high either. I don't know if you saw that. Mid-90s burger prices dude those were the days minimum wage five bucks an hour uh get a freaking simpler times you get a mcdonald's cheeseburger for like 30 cents yeah when the dollar menu was a dollar dude fucking capitalism man that's capitalism

baby anyways all right so this movie was fantastic I enjoyed it it's not perfect by any means but let's do some kinkies Brandon I do not think it aged well I remember I enjoyed it as

a child and I enjoyed a good fair amount of it now but i do not think it aged well it's yeah fair especially especially given the whole thing about dan schneider being a terrible fucking person that's true that's true if he was if he wasn't as front and center in the movie it might i might not have, I might have thought it aged a little bit better. But I mean, like I mentioned, a lot of the jokes are very 90s where it's like, look at that guy dressed as a girl. Isn't that the most hilarious thing you've ever seen in your life? Yeah, this one just had a special spot in my heart because I owned it on VHS.

It came out in that perfect time. I'm the same age as these guys, right? Like, they're just a little bit older than me, I think. Damn. Fucking, they're old, man. They are old. Yeah. Never had a chance.

Never had a chance. I would give this a 3.98. Oh, okay. Okay. I thought you would have went way higher 3.9 i almost went 4.19 but it just like you said the whole dan schneider thing is a little rough and it kind of it kind of lost me halfway through a little bit i think it's because i've seen the rails quite a bit and i also saw it so much as a kid. Like I watched it a lot as a kid. And it just, like you said, it's amazing.

It's nostalgia. If I had no nostalgia for this movie, this movie is a train wreck. Yeah, yeah. We didn't forget to talk about Lori Beth. What's her name? Lori Beth Denberg. She, from all that that she was always the best and she does the super fast voice and it makes she does all that character yeah yeah oh

my gosh it's so good i love all her all that characters uh vital information come on oh if you're listening do a vital information one um what would you give it though would you say 3.98 98 yeah okay i'm just glad you didn't give a 4.87 that's what you've given like the last five movies we've done we didn't i newsies and a goofy movie were both 4.87 so it's a fantastic score for both of those movies. I stand by those scores. Okay. I mean, Newsies was not a 4.87. Newsies was.

Oh, my God. Newsies is Santa Fe. Just wait. Just wait, though. Just wait for Buddy Games 2. No, we're going to do everything we can to not do fucking buddy games too we have to do it dude we have to game changers is officially out as canon it's no longer canon it's been deleted it's been wiped from the disney has wiped it so i'm wiping it from my memory game changers

has lost its privileges as canon so i'm not doing any more Josh Jamal shit well I'll find another host wow this is the beginning of the end if I have to choose between buddy games and you I'm choosing buddy games okay fuck off that's that's actually hurtful anyways

do you have anything else to say about this this masterpiece this classic shout out to less than jake for probably the greatest title song in the history of movies he's not gonna he's not gonna let me get my rating does he guys oh sorry keep talking and well i'm just mad at you about brandon's rating well i'm mad at you for your takes right now. So anyways, what's your rating? I'm going to give this... I'm going to give it... I'm going to give it a 3.3.

Ooh, that's higher than I thought. I thought you were going to go 2 something. No, it's not that bad. It definitely doesn't age... It's funny. It doesn't age well, and it goes off the rails in the middle. But it's not that bad it definitely doesn't it's funny it doesn't age well and it's it gets it goes off the rails in the middle but uh-huh but it's funny but the cameos are fantastic oh sin bad sin bad and and kurt kurt uh i am a sucker for kurt the third person again i just wish you

would have done it every fucking time the fact that he like slips a little jack was great george clinton was great the the detroit leather and the i'd rather not put a black man in jail lines are a 30.0 regardless of what happened to the rest of the movie you know the back and forth when they're in school yeah but it's not like it's it's it's it's i highly recommend watching it it's a solid movie it's it in my, it's not like Goofy movie was better. I think Goofy was a 3.8 I gave. And then movies along this kind of lines, Heavyweights is a little better. I think I give Heavyweights like a 3.8 or a 3.7.

So in this genre. Kenan and Kel are just, like I said, Kenan and Kel are at the peak of their powers in this movie and it comes through their charm and charisma make up for whatever crazy weird writing and poor aging and I highly recommend

check out Keenan and Kel the show and all that top notch all that I feel like you have to be a kid in the 90s like if you if you've never seen all that and you're like a 25 year old and you're gonna go try to watch it right now you're not gonna like all that it's gonna be that's true well you it's gonna be fucking nonsense you would just have to like you know you'd have to go down to the dispensary and like you know then you could go watch all that i would but i would maybe get something stronger than the dispensary try to

get yourself in a k-hole and then go watch it like do not yikes okay but yeah all all that definitely definitely does not like all that is very much a product of its time you had to be in that in that time frame and in that sense of humor otherwise if you're gonna it's gonna be nonsense uh but keaton and kel that holds up because it's it's it's a little more serious a little more grounded it's not just wacky skit it's a show that's all that was like it's like i said all that was snl for kids so it's just like snl insane wacky skit after and then like there would be recurring skits that would be more popular than others but snl is a little more mainstream comedy all that was straight up fucking nonsense yeah but that's the kid's brain my brain was exactly but you need to you need to be what i'm saying is you needed to be a kid at that time to get it otherwise you're not gonna get it

that's true okay yeah i get it i get it i get it that they don't get it right yeah it's like hey dude i kelly was watching me watch hey dude and she's like what is this it's like it's ben stiller's wife yeah yeah yeah teenage cowboy teenage uh ranch workers you know you were either there you weren't exactly salute your shorts donkey lips yeah yeah yeah and company you know you had to you had to be there you had to catch the wave otherwise you're not gonna get it yeah camp on a wanna we hold you in our heart same things with the same thing with um with pete and pete um that's very much a product of the of the the 90s otherwise you're not like you're not gonna get it and and like all the cartoons too you know i put all real monsters on the other morning because i like to watch saturday morning cartoons and i drink my coffee if there's no um premier league games on you know

on peacock premier league over all real monsters we'll see where your priorities lie well i like to pre-game my premier league with cartoons okay you know except for yesterday have they have they opened up uh betting on all real monsters yet you want to bet on that no i wish oh over under what if you cares yeah or you could bet what episode's coming up oh man you know but anyways um good burger it was 3.98 and a 3.3. Solid cakey rating. Yeah. It's a great kids movie from the 90s during this time. If you were there, you get it.

You love it. You appreciate it. Shout out Less Than Jake for a fantastic song. Kenan and Kel. Amazing. George Clinton. Shout out. George Clinton, Sinbad, Shaq. All that cameos.

Fantastic. Shaq, once again, if you're listening, you got a couple big fans. Let's get that Shaq. Let's get that Diesel album's get that we gotta find that we gotta find the vinyl for that whether shack gives it to us or not yeah we'll find it but shack if you're listening you know do a couple some fresh pressings man up check and give us the goddamn vinyl don't be mean did you i liked his interview did you see that like one of the main reasons he's doing djing is because like a festival crowd is

like the only thing that gives him like the same rush as a game seven yeah that makes sense dude i love it that's fantastic i saw um i don't think i ever saw dj diesel but i did see dj little john and that was really fun to see him doing dubstep dj i've never seen d i've never seen dj diesel either we should that we should make a point to go i don't know how often he does shows but we need to he was at red rocks when i was living in savannah because i remember being like damn it i would totally fucking go see dj i know he's at red rocks yeah he does he does shows every once in a while and i know he he'll like randomly pop up at festivals where like they didn't announce it beforehand and he's just doing, who's that?

DJ Diesel! We got to find one of those. We got to do that and then the vinyl. That's a to-do list. It's a good to-do list. The best two tasks I could ever think of, honestly. Bring back the toys. Bring back the Walmart shoes.

Why do you need to bring back the toys if you already have them? That's a good point. Come on, Jeff. Wait, bring back? Did he get rid of the Walmart shoes? Maybe they still are. I haven't been in a Walmart for a really long time. I haven't either.

I imagine he's still selling shoes, though. Yeah, I hope so. Those are always fantastic shoes. No one should hate on the Shaq shoes. No, those are great shoes. And they're like, what, $30, $40? They're real cheap. Very budget conscious.

Yeah, back in the day, they were like $20. Yeah, well, I mean, inflation. Capitalism, baby. Anyways, all right. Well, Good Burger. Fantastic movie. Great time talking about it. We love Kenan. Big Kenan.

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