The Cake Eaters - 84. D3: The Mighty Ducks - Part 4

Episode Date: May 21, 2024

Heath & Brandon continue talking D3: The Mighty Ducks! Today’s episode goes over minutes 31-40. The boys discuss Charlie's rizz, astrology signs, listening to sports on the radio, the Minnesota High School hockey scene, goalie masks, and the absolute disaster of a game the Ducks have against the Blake Bears. Follow us on Instagram @thecakeeaterspod Email us at [e-mail]

It's not worth winning if you can't win! Are you John Cena? Because I've never seen a girl like you before. God, that is legendary Riz right there, Brandon. I think as much as legendary as Charlie's Riz is to start this episode, this line might be better. Let me hit you with it again, Brandon, just real quick. Are you John Cena? Because I've

never seen a girl like you before. I can give you one guess who's about to get that line as soon as we stop recording. That poor girl. She thought romance was dead after seven years oh no oh no it is still alive and well yeah are you gonna are you gonna um blade up to her like charlie does

well if i could do you even blade bro you know i i blade like Wade Burns, Brandon. And if I do it one time, it will result in a hospitalization. That is a fact. I have, and I think we've talked about this in previous episodes, but like when I used to work at the after school childcare program in Fremont, we would go roller skating and ice skating and it was real rough like I I was on on the sides like I am not could never even get up I didn't even ask for roller blades because my parents were like geez this kid has zero coordination Heath you need to practice on roller skates first that we have before we invest in these roller blades and I couldn't stay up couldn't get up and i was like you know what f this and they're

like good thing we didn't spend all that money on rollerblades to sit in the storage i mean all all that money that's not really blades aren't that expensive like what like 120 bucks may as well been a thousand my bad yeah i don't know what kind of rich life you were leading brandon like that was if you're if you're gonna get 120 rollerblades that was the majority of your your santa claus fund i can tell you that oh well yeah yeah like that's like the whole thing like i i just it was it was that was a very pricey gift. They weren't just gonna, you know, it was the same. It's the exact same as like, do you remember the cars with the engine? Like they actually drove and stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. I wanted one so bad, but I was so big at five years old and my parents were like, Hey Heath, go sit on that. And so I went and I sat on it and I couldn't. My knees were up over the windshield. And I was too big for them at five years old. I was always too big for them, too. It's a bummer, dude. It's just like never finding a keychain at souvenir stores.

There's never been a Heath. I dare a souvenir shop to do a fucking heath just one day brandon it's all i want i did have um i had like a flintstone car that i fit in where you you sit on it like in the bottoms open so you shoot your feet yeah that was pretty tight yeah like the little little play school ones or whatever and then i And then I had one pair of blades when I was in middle school. And then once I grew out of those, I never got new ones. But yeah, I used to... That was because I lived right by a skate city, which is...

I don't know. And it's like, yeah, so they would have... What's blade, bro? It was like Saturday nights would be like like open skate night or whatever so like like when i was in like middle school that was like you know that was the place to go mac on chicks you know i mean that makes sense that you're not there i think we talked about this before the dj used to play beastie boys all the time yeah we did talk about it before but that before. But they break out the limbo.

I could never do the limbo. I could never stop well on blades or roller skates for that matter. So I would just always use the – like I could skate on them pretty well and like look pretty cool and shit. But then stopping, I'd always have to like use the boards. Ooh. I mean that happens sometimes speaking of rollerblading in the greatest rollerblading movie of all time brink oh my god

um guess what movie guess what movie i watched last night with a brink character in it which character the main bad guy who was the main what else is he in i know exactly what you're talking about fuck it's from when he was younger give you yes what i'm not gonna be able to remember tell me what it is little giants little that's right little giants i i was like wait like when spike came out Spike's gonna run down Icebox's throat watch out Ice Chest like Spike is a psycho dude like that was crazy but I was like who I was like this this this kid looks so familiar and so shout out to Amazon Prime again but they have that x-ray on their movies and so I hopped into the little x-ray thing and i was like oh my god it's the dude from fucking brink how fantastic is that what's his what's his name in brink it's uh i

can't remember i gotta look it up now yeah look it up real quick but but the reason we're talking about so much skating wait we need to do intros for who we are to tell the people who we are oh yeah this is uh the cake eaters podcast uh my name is brandon with me as always is my co-host heath and we are continuing our dive into uh d3 the mighty ducks we are currently on part four if you're following along if you give me just one second you know i mean just be patient here people our time stamp sorry I had to pull it back up I had it I had to write it down

I don't trust your time stamp the correct time stamp for everybody listening is we're starting here at a minute 29 and 32 seconds which is right after the last practice scene that we had and we're going to minute this is a big kind of a that we had and we're going to minute this is a

big kind of a big chunk one um because we're going to minute 41 and 24 seconds and his name was val by the way val val yeah yeah i knew i knew it was like a v i was gonna say vlad for some reason but that's uh that's dracula you know we had a uh bakery in wayne america had some solid donuts you know we'd heidi heidi actually worked there in high school she would that was bakery really really mean comment to heidi she she how does that mean she's gonna let me bring you as my plus one to the college world series this year how does that mean i don't know i'm going to tell her that you're a hater though it was i the tone was a little mean but you know condescending tone the message was not it was was uh neutral you're being oh i thought you were being like he's a heidi wood you know like like

if i had to guess where heidi worked she was growing up, I'd say bakery. Oh, really? Yeah. I had to guess as an accountant. She's been a real nerd for a while. I'm just kidding. Heidi's delightful and a fantastic second wife. I got to do my taxes. Let me become my 15-year-old accountant.

Dude, I always... Heidi was always such a good student and daughter and i was always kind of just a bit too rambunctious for mama d so she was always you know she's always a good daughter and i appreciate her for that yeah yeah every family needs right so anyways let's uh let's get into this movie brandon because we we get Charlie coasting down the sidewalk. He's bladed, bro. Oh, my gosh. And then he comes in, and there's a reason why I was ripping pickup lines at the beginning of this episode, Brandon,

because Charlie comes in as King Riz himself and sits down next to our girl Linda. Linda. Listen. Linda. Remember that? I can't help it. Is that video with that kid? I have no idea what you're talking about. No, there's that kid on the internet where he gets real offended and he's like listen. Linda. Linda.

Linda. Linda. Listen. I legit don't know what you're talking about. Wow, dude. It's early internet shit, so whatever. Do you remember drinking out of cups, being a bitch? Mr. Walkway, walk down me, I'm the walkway. One, two, three, fuck you. Do you remember that? No.

Early internet stuff. Brandon, this is like when I was in college. Do you remember old Greg? I do remember old Greg. When we were in like when I was in college. Do you remember old Greg? I do remember old Greg. I was a reader in college. It was like, what, 1994? 2004 was my freshman year of college, Brandon. Don't be a dick.

The only thing I remember from back then is two girls, one cup. Or like early, early internet days when you and your buddies would just watch beheadings, like casual beheadings. I never did that was too much for me oh geez it's uh i'll never forget the first time that got googled and put up in front of me it's like like e-bombs world or some shit like that i was trying to remember what the name of the thing was yeah e-bombs world yeah my god that was too much i stayed away from that oh man when when when my buddy whose dad was always working with the old like the best kind of internet connection because he had to work from home a lot way back in the day and it was we got into a lot of stuff that we should not have gotten into at such a young age i can tell

you that internet was the wild west oh yeah it was crazy back then dude it was anyways and then he had limimeWire and everything. Oh, my God. Oh, dude. Listen, one of my favorite CDs was Da Beast Mix. So good. That's where I got most of my riz was, was burning CDs for the ladies. That was my move that

was my move you haven't had riz in almost two decades now since burning cds it's been a real long dry spell yeah because how do you like how do you like hey man let me let me cultivate a email a mix for you i email them a spotify playlist link that's what i do well because you can do like the like kelly and kelly um and i have a spotify together and so it'll it'll do like a kelly heath mix all the time and like whatever whatever each of us is listening to the most it just throws into a mix together and i put together specific playlists for for each lady so like if you look at my spotify it's just like 30 playlists with all like different girls names you know lisa playlist or caitlin playlist

sarah i fucking love everything about that let's do um we actually i literally love everything about that like that's fantastic to have the girls names in there too that's everything about that's amazing we actually watched uh no strings attached last night i think that's the one with ashton kutcher and uh padme not the one with mila kunis and justin timberlake they basically are the same movie that came out at the same time yeah but i believe you're right i believe the Ashton Kutcher one is no strings attached I believe the Justin Timberlake one friends with benefits yeah I knew that one was friends with benefits but the Ashton Kutcher one in the movie he makes her she's like feeling sad because she's on her period and he makes her a period mix and it is the funniest shit i have ever like speaking of mixes like

because like the songs that he put on there were fantastic like all the like red red wine it was really good like kelly was like he do have you seen this movie and i was like i haven't seen this movie since it like first came out because I was always more Justin and Mila. And so I kind of navigated to that one. And the irony is that Ashton and Mila are married. And they basically made the same fucking movie with other people. That's a real six degrees of separation, right? I don't think they were together at that point though no no they weren't all right so so anyways let's get back to the movie brandon this this this episode has

started in full of wild tangents which have been fantastic like nothing nothing like some riz tangents right like that's that's all right but let's get into the riz and why it was so good for here from charlie and he said he sits down and when he asked if this seat's taken, she gives him a, like a very nice glare side. I, you know, right. Like some side eye. And he's like, wow, you know what? You're just like the rest of these snobs.

It's like, I'm not a snob. Oh, really? You don't like me because I'm an athlete. She's the snobbiest person I've ever seen in my entire life. I agree. 100%. Right. Cause then she's like, if I knew you, I still don't like me because I'm an athlete. She's the snobbiest person I've ever seen in my entire life. I agree 100%, right? Because then she's like, if I knew you, I still wouldn't like you. Really good stuff. He's like, all right, try me.

Hi, Charlie Conway. I'm a 14-year-old, almost six-foot, non-smoking Leo. And Brandon, you'll love this. Great line. Great line. You'll love this. I immediately called Kelly really quick because she was upstairs and i was in the office uh watching the movie i was like hey what does a leo mean and she was like connor's a leo and i was like kelly as much as i would love to use that as a frame of reference there's not a single person in this world that understands who connor

is and so she's like she goes all right so a leo likes the spotlight dresses like they're in the spotlight main character energy but this is where it gets really good and applies to charlie um wait no not this she said an aggressive fire sign flashy happy but this is where it's good goes with the flow until it isn't in their direction damn spot on i feel like that describes charlie pretty well yeah you know i was very very glad i called her really quick and paused the movie because i was like this is fantastic add-on to because did you know that like i don't know anything about like what a leo is i just know it's a little no no i just i just know what i am and the base and like the basics of that yep same i'm an aries and that's all that matters right fire sign being

awesome i'm uh the best one gemini because it's when i don't think i know when your birthday is yeah i don't tell people my birthdays but i mean now you have like a three-week window where you can guess yeah but i don't know when a gemini is so i'd have to ask kelly i think it's right after mine who knows oh jeez i don't know anyways i'm an aries and that means that i'm pretty much the most awesome of all the signs i think that's what most of the stuff says i don't know i'd have to i'd have to check with cal but i'm pretty sure that's what she tells me all the time but what did happen when we first started dating was that you know cal is a water

sign and i'm a fire sign and usually that combination is not so successful opposites man yep yep you know because she can cool my flame and i don't know what i am what am i oil her water gemini is gemini earth i don't know dude you know what if we keep talking about these these signs i'm gonna start singing fucking captain planet i can tell you a hero gonna take pollution down to zero oh dude i'm an air air sign air sign i uh i will say they just they just do not make intros like they used to. Captain Planet, Ninja Turtles, DuckTales. There's no such thing as intros anymore. The Winnie the Pooh intro theme song is such a

banger. Do you remember that one? I don't remember. Gotta get going. Gonna meet a friend of mine. Okay. He's warm and he's fuzzy. I love him because he's just pooh. Dude's it's a real banger sometimes i just start to listen to the intro and then move on did you ever see the uh the winnie the pooh

movie um probably like six or seven years ago now with with ewan mcgrader as yeah it's been a long time so i i never saw that movie but i saw uh like perusing tiktok the other day i saw like a a clip compilation from that and it was like um why is pooh bear the most relatable character of all time and it was just like weird scenes from that and so now i gotta watch that movie because those scenes were fucking cracking me up because he's just so like matter he's like so dry and matter of fact and like like there's always the like tinge of like just pure sadness that comes at the end of what he says it was fucking cracking me up i used to have footy poo pajamas as a as a real little kiddo so i had a strong

affinity for winnie the pooh oh i i fucking loved the the cartoons um i was all about it I'm a big Eeyore guy Eeyore was my boy Oh yeah Dude they had like a live action one too I feel like I I feel like I remember it Do you remember the

Cause I used to watch the cartoons all the time And the movies The movies were fucking great Did you I forget which movie it was in It might have been the Tigger movie But there was the scene with the What is it the hufflepuffs

right uh that like acid trip inducing fucking hufflepuffs yeah i think that's one of the og movies okay yeah yeah i remember yeah i remember having like like like like bad trips watching that fucking scene when i was a little kid that's a dumbo dumbo has a scene like that where dumbo gets drunk and then like the elephants and stuff are like he's like tripping out him in the mouth so just shit face yeah those hufflepuffs though that was a great i fucking i fucking love one of the poo man dude great guy it's it really is man that's a good shit all right anyways let's get back well and and then charlie when we get back to his Riz, he, uh, he says, I like hockey, pizza, music, and I dislike everything about this school.

This is maybe you see, you went too fast. I was going to set you up here, but that was the smoothest fucking line I've ever heard in my entire life when he goes. And I hate, cause it's the way he way he like he goes I hate everything about that school and he pauses and he does a little head tilt except for maybe you and then he makes the eye

contact yeah right head tilt eye contact except for maybe you and it's the it's the it's the maybe I think that that you know does it yeah because now it's in her court you got you don't ruin it baby don't ruin it yeah yeah like well and now she's like well does he like me is is it is it like oh you know it's like that thrill of you got to set it up for that thrill

of the chase exactly you know that's why that dude charlie had some game right here dude pacy dude hey just wait wait come on wait till we talked about it wait till we watch dawson's creek dude you're gonna fucking love pacey pacey's a badass oh i i already do he's also he's also a self he's also a selfish prick but he's a badass oh well it's all badasses are and so and so i mean he he fuck he fucks his teacher episode one you know right up there right up the gate wow that's sign of the times right like just it's now that you can't teacher teacher was hot too well now you can't joke about it because there's like dude i i used to read the paper a lot i used to i guess i should i should say his teacher raped him but yes yes i was just gonna say

because like i used to read the houston chronicle every morning like the website and like i swear to god half of the stories were like female teachers male students and it was just like geez what is going on in houston right that and there was a lot of prostitute rings um oh yeah that makes sense he's the big port city yeah a lot of drugs a lot of prostitutes a lot of gnarly strip clubs so we will but yeah so linda says pizza i like pizza music i like music i like pantera hell yeah dude did you i don't do i know pantera songs brandon you would you would know you would you would know walk if you heard it okay walk by pantera walk by pantera because i googled pantera and i was like jeez i don't know if i like there's i remember going to like a five finger death bunch

concert one time with like this uh marine that's not quite the same pantera is a little more metal-y like like uh what's a what's a band that Pantera is like? Is it Metallica? That you would know, I guess the closest would probably be Metallica. Say another one. They're not that close. But it's like 90s, like, I'm trying to think of the best way to describe it. It's like grungy metal, you know?

It's not as metal as Metallica, but it's close. And it's not as grunge as Nirvana. Definitely. It's like a little, like, little touch of grunge. Like, not much, but, you know. Well, then they said REM later. So, like, you know,'m familiar with with their work um yeah you i i if if you uh i think you would know walk by pantera if you heard it i'm pretty sure

all right well i'll have to i'll have to check it out but this is where and this is where charlie gets her too he's like no way i love pantera so the only thing we don't agree on is hockey too violent don't understand the rules yeah the rules have been to a game you know so i have i'm going to skip ahead a little bit but i have this in my notes of that because she's never been to a game she doesn't know the rules And then she goes to this game. And then we go back to a game. Imagine how confused she would be at the end of that. She'd be like, what the fuck is going on?

How did this team just give up nine goddamn goals in the third period? This is an actual disaster. That was a terrible first game for her to go to. Oh, my God. She could not have left more confused. And I love that, like, she has no interest in sports, has never been to her local high school hockey game, and Charlie immediately is like,

have you ever heard of the Anaheim Mighty Ducks? They named a pro team after us. So this thing always interests me, right? Because we're, this, especially me, right? Because we're... Especially nowadays, because we have... Now we have the multiverse, right, with Marvel.

Yeah. Like, it opens so many more questions than it answers. The fact that they actually named the team after them and the movie's universe why would they name the team after them because they were america's sweethearts for that summer

it's like uh it's like that gymnast person remember the gymnast girl that like won gold and then like everyone was obsessed there's a there's a new gymnast girl that like won gold and then like everyone was obsessed there's a there's a new gymnast girl every four years no but like in the early 90s remember sean like remember sean johnson i actually met her yeah that's bad in in dallas she um it's a very kind person i met her and one of the other ones at an event for when the texas legends were there we had a player that's when we met the people. I used to volunteer for that stuff all the time. It was just me.

I was alone. It was better to go do things than to be alone. What's the newest girl? I forget her name. She's dating a Packer. Is she? Yeah. One of their either safety or a linebacker.

I think it's safety, but I can't. She could do better than the safety but i can't she could do better than the safety yeah i can't remember her i forget her name boy yeah we're gonna sound like real fucking morons they're legitimately like they're america loves their gymnasts no but like you know what i mean though like this is i like when america fought like they had a wheaties box dude if you have a wheaties box that means you are a celebrity but that's what i'm saying like you were a celebrity i had like simone biles that's what i was thinking simone biles that's it yeah that's her name and she's dating a packer she's always at

the game she could do better than a safety though we gotta we gotta bump those yeah but those are rookie numbers we gotta bump those up having having uh simone biles decked out in packers gear on the sideline right like that's awesome what was the uh what was the name because there legitimately is i i didn't think i can think of the faces figure skaters too there's always there used to be always be a figure skater yeah but i could i could legitimately think i can think of the faces for sick like the last six like gymnasts that everybody fell in love with but i can't think of their names like what was the one that made that like she was on she got like third place she was on the podium and she was like making that snarky face do you remember what remember that i can't remember i

forget her name she was fantastic though too sassy snarky face i do do you remember i forget his name i think his first name is carl but like the track guy that sang what is considered the worst national anthem in the history of national anthem. Is that Lewis, Carl Lewis? Carl Lewis, yes, yes. But he was another one that was like a huge celebrity for being so awesome at track every four years. That's true. But none of these people have teams named after him, you know? There's no, it's not like it's the Green Bay Simone Biles.

Well, maybe if they were a team. And had a team name, Brandon. do it's called team usa heath not the fucking ducks well we have eagles everywhere so well that that but it begs the question so they named the the so the the team in this universe the the anaheim mighty ducks are named after the Junior Goodwills team. Yeah. Not the movies. Yeah. Or are there movies of these?

Does Disney own the team or does somebody else own the team? Does America own the team? I think you're dwelling too much on it. I think these are questions every time. These are questions we need answered. You do this every time. They're not expecting you to make that deep of a correlation. They haven't made any flag mistakes yet, Heath.

I got to find something to talk about, okay? Oh, my gosh. You can't talk about normal things like Riz. You can only talk about us. We talked about Riz for like 30 minutes i'm kidding i'm kidding um but no i i don't know brandon like it's they said they named the pro team after them i believe they just in this universe do you think bombay negotiated that deal too i'm sure he no no no that was tibbs all the way tibbles negotiated to get the team set up

after they established the usa ducks they were they were already out there anyways they were playing in anaheim in the pond so it was just like hey the the usa ducks captured the heart of america they won gold. You know what we should do? We have this expansion team. Let's name it after them. That was the thought process, Brandon.

That's how things worked in the nineties. Yeah. I understand the thought process. Yeah. So that's how it happened. Like, why are you like, that's, that's what they want you to think.

And then you just are supposed to move on because it didn't work. Like she didn't give a shit. Brings so many, a shit brings so many brings up so many other questions though like you're not supposed to like are there are there mighty duck movies in the mighty duck universe oh that's they they're they're not named after the movies because they're named after the team so then who who owns the team does disney still own the team who cares so they're producing a movie in which in that movie they don't own the team you see you see where you see what i'm getting at here there's lots of there's so many questions

who said that disney didn't like you can if that is how you want them to be Brandon then Disney owns the team in your universe of this like I don't know what to tell you I don't want to know what's going on in my universe I want to know what's going on in the universe you are left to use your imagination on who

owns the team because you know what no one else gives a shit I don't have an imagination heath okay i know this is just like this is the exact opposite of riz brandon like it's just being way too detail-oriented on the silliest thing oh you want to do you want to talk about detail-oriented oh i didn't uh so i got okay i got two stories so let's talk about detail oriented last night i spent uh of a good chunk of time um cataloging my vinyl record collection oh nice okay so i actually got a spreadsheet going because i i've been using discogs as like a just to keep the tally going

yeah but they there's you know it just it's just basically like a list it's not like a zero like other information so i made like a spreadsheet that has um i did that with all my collectibles yeah i got like release date and then i uh gave them like a catalog uh number and i tried to do it based on when i got it but it's been a while since I started. So it was a little iffy on Wednesday, but anyway, the other story I was going to tell you that I meant to tell you earlier about, cause I've had a traumatic morning here.

He's I'm recording from a different location this time. And so I had to get everything set up, required a lot of computer updates, but the main traumatic experience is, so I'm recording at my dad's office in downtown Denver right now and just driving to downtown Denver to get to his office and I turned the wrong way down a one-way street. I thought it was going to be someone else, but it was you. No, it was obviously me.

You were the traffic hazard. In my rental car. Oh, my God. That rental company was just like, wait, what did you do? You're from here. Yeah, no. And it's a street I've driven on thousands of times. I was just, it was one of those.

You used to live down there. Yeah, it was just one of those one of those mornings where the brain was a little too foggy and i was like oh i'm gonna turn right here you shouldn't hit the bowl before you drive downtown i can tell you that dude like save like hit the pen when you get there just the good news was it was it's eight uh eight in the morning on a sunday so nobody was on the street yeah you just whip a bitch real quick just turn into a parking lot real quick turned around uh i shouldn't phrase it that way but yeah but uh but yeah but yeah that went the wrong way down a one-way street this morning but uh

no harm no foul no i mean no i'm not gonna tell that story but yeah i've i've been there in much worse situations it's oh situations College College is wild man When I first started driving When I was like 16 It wasn't the first time downtown But it was like close to that I went the wrong way Down a one way street

And was like legit Like A traffic hazard And I had to do like an know 18 point turn to get out of everybody's way that is amazing alright hold on I'm going to bring us back to the movie because I have a couple pieces for this

that I really like oh do you have another go ahead I have one more in the Riz section are you going to move on from the Riz section no no we're still in the Riz I got some more things in the Riz section I want to point out because you mentioned R.E.M., the Pantera and R.E.M., and then you mentioned John Woo movies.

Okay, okay. I was going to ask you about... First, he asks her on a date and he asks her to go get a Coke after the game. And I thought that was interesting, to go just... Anyways, to just go sip on a soda somewhere, but he says he's

allergic to peanuts he doesn't like have like a death reaction but he swells up i have in my notes of course charlie's allergic to peanuts what a fucking nerd uh then that's where they say rem and then john woo movies and he also says and i really like talking to you. Yeah. I thought that was good. That was a good line. But do you know who John Woo movies are? Yeah, he's a director. Yeah, but what movies are they? Do you know any?

Do you know of a little movie called Face Off? Oh, what else? What else? Do you have any others? Scott, what are the ones? Look at that. He worked uh travolta a lot is it red red arrow the that sound familiar it's something like that um okay face off face off mission impossible 2 okay he was the director for that okay um is it red arrow Is that the one I'm thinking of?

I don't know. I love when Charlie's like, what else? And the bus shows up and she's like, I don't know. Just keep talking. And then he does the, yes! And he does the double fist pumps and he gets all excited. I always love that scene where he's like, Oh, nice. Charlie and Linda. Love at first sight. Some, some real love, just hating. Like, listen,

that, you know what, Brandon, that just, if you can find someone that hates all the same things as you, that's your in that's that's when, that's when, you know, it's true love. Like if you both hate the same things, that's it. That's where you can really like where you can really solidify that bond because that's why co-workers usually are so close. You commiserate together. Yeah, exactly.

I'm with you. 100%. For all the youths out there, if they need some dating advice, find the person that hates the same things as you. You'll find love forever. Kelly and I both hate pickles you know i had a whole broken arrow is the one i was thinking of broken arrow i don't know that one um face off mission impossible 2 hostage um

what else and this is all like new stuff that I don't know, but he was, oh gosh, where'd it go? He, he was, he's a real big, he's from China and he was,

he's a huge director out there. And then he came out over here to Hollywood in like the mid nineties and started pumping out action movies like Face Off Broken Arrow Hard Boiled I think was another one but his like calling card is that I'm

not a hundred I'm not I if I had to wager I would say every single one of his movies 100% of them have at least one dove in it. Oh, okay. He's a big dove guy. So there'll be a random scene in the movie where doves get released,

and you're like, John Woo, what are you doing, man? It's because he knows what it sounds like when those doves cry. Bam, bam, bam, bam. Okay, let's...'s prince ever heard of this all right so charlie is celebrating and then we get our boy hans clicking that radio on for some jv hockey so dude i wrote down so so h sitting down in a chair, turning on his old school radio, listening to JV high school hockey on the radio was probably my favorite scene so far. It's amazing. I don't know about you, but I love listening to sports on the radio.

I'm okay. My grandpa used listening to sports on the radio. I'm okay. My grandpa used to do it all the time. Like, he was one of those guys who would turn on the TV, mute it, and then flip the radio on. Well, because the radio call is always better than the play-by-play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, easy. And so, like, growing up, I would just listen listen to the radio like sports on the radio with him um and i yeah it's just it's a it's a nostalgic thing for me where like

sports on the radio is like you know well you know hodges am radio all day too i think that's like that guy doesn't even know that there's an f side of that radio. He's just listening to local hockey on the AM side all day and classical music. We heard it. Well, that's exactly what my grandpa did. My grandpa might have been Hans. If Hans

liked to throw down at Broncos games. Yeah, if Hans was a drunk Broncos fan instead of a skate shop owner, he would have been my grandpa. But because, yeah, my grandpa, he would listen to AM classical music and then sports on the radio. That's all he would listen to. So, yeah, I have a – but watching Hans do that, leave that there, like as an old man sitting down listening to JV hockey, I was like, I want, that's what I want to be when I grow up.

I'm like an old fucking man. Just like flip on the, flip on the old, the old radio and listen to some JV hockey, dude. See how the kids are doing these days. I will say this kid that is announcing for Eden Hall, he has fantastic radio voice. Like he's good. He's no Bob though. I have in my notes. I have in radio voice. He's good. He's no Bob, though. I have it in my notes. Where's Bob? Hashtag justice for Bob.

No way. They needed to have a kid doing it, and I thought this kid had fantastic... You're going to fire the voice of Rollerball. That's what you're going to do, Heath? You're going to fire Rollerball voice? I'm going to leverage this youngster. Since we were talking about multiverses,

you know what I like to think? In this universe, he's the voice of the Anaheim Ducks. Duh. Like, why would he not stay out there? He just called the junior hockey championship. Of course he's going to stick around to do the Anaheim Ducks. Like, that's a given. I don't like your of course-ness

after you just shit on me for thinking of details and multiverses that you just go, oh, yeah, duh. Well, like, what else would he do? What else would he do besides stay out there and be the voice of the Ducks? I don't know. You're the one saying it. He was the voice of Minnesota Peewee hockey

right before that. It's called getting a promotion, Brandon. It's called career growth. Whatever. I think, you know, justice for Bob. That's all I got to say. This kid did fantastic. It appears the entire school has turned out to see the once mighty ducks.

I mean, rather, the Eden Hall Warriors do battle with the Blake freshman Bears. That's a pretty fucking spot on. That was really good. So, tidbit, some Minnesota fun facts for you, Heath. That's a legit high school.

Blake Bears? It's another prep school. Are they good? Their hockey team is pretty good. Do you think they have merch? Oh, they for sure have merch. Nice, okay. That'd be dope.

I'm not buying any fucking Purdue Fort Wayne merch. I'll tell you that. We should get some Blake Barrett's merch, though. I did a Google search on them and I didn't see

what year it was but it had like a picture of some of their uniforms and they looked fucking fucking sick. Nice. But it's yeah real prep school

in Minneapolis and remember in back to D2 the first practice scene where they're in that like the hockey rink

with the curved wooden roof, similar to how they were in D1. That they broke through with the Zamboni? That's the Blake High School arena. Oh, no way. That's pretty nice for a high school, right? Yeah. I mean, Minnesota

hockey, what do we expect? That's cool cool i love that dude i'm all in on the blake bears shout out blake bears dude are they doing well like how many state titles have they won since this movie came out that's looking up real quick do some vamp and i'll look it up yeah yeah like take a peek at that because my gosh if we're gonna if we're gonna be buying into the blake bears like are, then we need to know what we're working with. But we get, oh, my gosh. It's this.

I always said I didn't really like this movie very much. But the more and more we watch it, Brandon. It's a good fucking movie, dude. I haven't watched this in so long that the more we watched it i'm like oh my gosh i watched this movie a lot as a kid and at like like literally this morning i watched it like our clips again before we we started talking about it so it was fresh and i think i own this one on vhs as well it just wasn't as like prominent in my brain because I like D2 so much more. And I got D2 when I had a hernia surgery.

So like, you know, it was like a kind of a moment in time. But I remember, like the more I dig into this, I'm like, oh my gosh, I really watched this movie a lot for someone who didn't particularly care for it it's great all the time like that charlie the scene that we just talked about i was like oh my gosh i remember this scene more than anything else that and when they unleashed the fire ants like those are the two scenes and then and then when charlie and fulton barf in the Mall of America. Those are the three scenes that implanted I watched this movie a thousand times. The scene that I always

remember that when I think of this movie that comes to mind is it's a little farther forward. It's when they do the varsity showdown, the non-official one, right? And it's them in the empty arena, and it's all foggy and shit,

and you have Rick and Charlie skate up to the center ice together. That's what I always picture is the foggy stuff. But I got some Blake Bear tournament stats for you here. Love this. Let's hear it. I don't know if this is a complete list, but we have 1972-73 state champions. Love that. 73-74, they came in third in

state. 94-95, sixth in state. 98-99, fourth. 2005- 2006, fifth in state. And then 2006- 2007 2007 as well as 2007 2008 they were seventh and then as recently as 2019 and the 2019 2020 season they came in third so so not necessarily a powerhouse but you know they but they're they're they're in the dance you know yeah consistent

sounds sounds like they're pretty consistent program well i mean you heard it here first folks like if you're looking for a high school hockey team that you'd love to support in the state of minnesota feel free to jump on the bandwagon of the blake bears with like bears i feel like since we are called the cake eaters though we gotta throw we gotta throw a little support to adina yeah okay who's what's the adina team name can you look that up super quick for us before the mask like that oh that's a great question yeah like who are they because yeah you're right like we'll we'll jump on the bandwagon with blake the the blake bears but we should also be full supporters of our fellow cake eaters in

adina you know can't leave them out it's a good call they are the adina hornets oh i love that what's their color scheme i believe it's uh green and gold um as the picture loads i want to say it's green and gold because i've seen i've seen their uniforms before yep green and gold okay i'm not i'm not mad at that you know very packers-esque yeah well think uh north stars colors like that that kelly green and uh yeah i actually love that dude a dino horn sorry blake bears yeah like old sonics colors oh i'm all the way in okay sorry blake bears you just have to take a little bit of a backseat the dina Hornets are my new number one high school hockey team in the state of Minnesota. How about we do this? Because I guarantee you there's a representative from each of the schools listening to this podcast right now.

I guarantee you. Yeah, easy. First one to send us a gift package gets our support. Done and done. Done and done. Blake, Edina, you all heard it who's gonna get here first because i will rock that stuff to death absolutely to death especially if they've got some flex fit hat students send your boy a little large little lxl flex fit hat that's what i'm about i i love me a

quarter zip throw me a quarter zip and i'm yours yeah oh okay yeah nice little quarter zip love that too nice all right so we all right high school you know trying to solicit high school uh hockey merchandise aside we get our first ever game for the freshman Eden Hall Warriors former Ducks versus the Blake freshman Bears and we get the one guy's dad saying they better be damn good if they want to stay relax Alan it's in the bag did you like how they had the little VIP area that was like roped

off with velvet yeah yeah it's for the board the boosters come on dude oh dude dude dude I Yeah, it's for the boosters. Yeah. Yeah, come on, dude. Oh, dude. Dude. Dude. I forget. Was it this episode or the last episode where I said I have $0 in my savings?

Yeah. But with that being said, do you think- We dove way too deep into- Should we become boosters for the Edina High School Hockey Program? Oh, my God. boosters for the adina the adino um high school hockey program oh my god just like complete strangers out of nowhere fully invested in this have no ties to it other than i'll look at i'll look and do that i'll look at that see yeah that's like dude i'll see if we like i've spent 50 bucks on much worse things yeah yeah i'll throw them like 100 bucks a year as like a booster like

oh my god yeah especially if it comes with like a100 a year as a booster. Oh, my God, yeah. Easy, especially if it comes with a package, you know, like a booster package. I doubt $100 is going to come with a package. Dude, come on, give me a t-shirt at least. I'd be shocked if they even take our $100. A couple weirdos trying to support their hockey program. But anyways, we get the game ready to kick off, and coach comes in.

He says, all right, think defense. And the team comes in and they start quack, quack, quack, quack. Hey, hey, hey, knock that off. All right, go team on two. Here we go. One, two. Go team. Go team. Go team.

And then you're going on two? Yeah. This is Coach Orion really fucked this up. For all the things that you love about him, go team on two is the most wet blanket shit I've ever heard. To give the speech that we ended on for the last episode at practice and then a go team during the game, no wonder they laid an egg at the end. This is one of those things where he was so anti-duck

that he fucked himself over. Yeah. Like, number one, you got to rehearse. Like, have you not broken a huddle ahead of that, right? Yeah. Number one, you should have broken up a quack session before that. And number two, you can't stop a quack session in the middle. If they get two quacks in, you got to let them finish.

Yeah. He just played that all wrong. Everything about it was wrong. It's like they'd never broken a huddle before, and that's on him as a coach. Like, if your team is not used to a cadence as you break the huddle then that's on you buddy you know yeah and then we get we get banks in the in the stands with varsity and that's what i just i'm not getting enough banks in d3 either not enough connie not enough not enough banks i know he comes later

yeah i just i needed more up front i need more we're going through what we had to do in d1 right where you we we have to prove that we don't need banks right i guess we got to go through the trials and tribulations we have to prove that we don't need banks and then banks is the prize he's the cherry on top he's the um the amuse bouche is that is that the correct term i don't think so no i don't think you said that right at all dude i don't i don't think he said it's uh you're close is he the regatta gala? Is that what he is? He was the goddamn regatta gala.

All right. Those clips just posted on the TikTok the other day, and they were fucking cracking me up. Regatta gala. I can't see the race. Imagine it. I must have talked about the regatta gala for a good 20 minutes and said regatta gala at least 40 times. And then at the

very end of that rant i go i don't think i'm dude i don't think i'm using this right you you definitely did the entire time but all right but after we get the break though this is how we know charlie's head is not in this game because he goes all right go team how original and averman the voice of reason is like just get your head in the game charlie did you see so so then he makes eye contact with uh with linda right yeah it gives her a little wink wink and then he does the the sexiest like helmet pull down that i've ever seen oh oh oh my god dude you want to talk about that had me swooning dude i mean charlie has game we won't argue that, right? Like that little pop down of the helmet after the wave, that's the step that you dream about being able to pull off.

But like in real life, you trip and fall over your shoelaces as you get the quick wave because you're an idiot. That's almost as cool as like catching the game-winning touchdown and then you get up and you point to her in the stands like that's that's almost that same level you know yeah it's good stuff one time when uh the game-winning shot was supposed to go through me i tripped over my defender's feet and so the dude had to shoot it instead which he made it so we won so it was fantastic that i that i tripped over the

defender's feet but the one time i was supposed to be the hero i tripped and fell like it says like i said there was no there was no there's no smoothness like there's i've never once been smooth or or cool like that like if i'm gonna if you want me to say the right thing in the right moment as a romantic partner you're gonna be guessing that like if i'm gonna if you want me to say the right thing in the right moment as a romantic partner you're gonna be guessing a lot because i'm gonna accidentally say the wrong thing every single time poor cal you know like i just i say stuff and she'll just look at me and be like could have said anything in that moment in time it would have been sweet and romantic but you said the things that you said yeah i mean no offense to kelsh kel doesn't strike me as much of a romantic

you know smooth talk smooth talker either no she she's not the romantic smooth talker she wants the romantic smooth talking to to be like the stories this is a two-way street kel okay yeah this is a 50 50 partnership you get what you give she was she was really excited when i told her about the tiktok uh where i talked about me reading calvin and hobbs to her before she's like oh my gosh i forgot about that so nice send me that one yeah we still need the perfect cast too heath i know i just i haven't maybe i'll do it today i keep forgetting if i'm just being completely honest with you you got to text it text that to me at like 6 p.m. on a Thursday when I'm just like pacing around trying to figure out what to do in between going to bed. That's that's when I'll remember to do it because I did look up the video and I started like, you know, if we listen to each other.

And it's like the kick the kick up jump thing is where I get like a little concerned because concerned because my vertical is like that of a credit card. You don't have to give it 110%. Just a gentle kick-up. Yeah, yeah. Well, either way, we get kicked off with the game and we get the announcer. The announcer did a lot of good research because he says, point of fact,

Charlie Conway is not wearing the traditional captain c it's been this team's captain since district five i guess coach orion's making a statement that he is that he is i don't see any captains out here make it make the first move charlie again what does that mean what does what does that mean? What does that mean? Oh, my God. But right away, the Ducks get the face off. They score. They score. Off to the races.

And they duck it up, right? They're celebrating. And Coach O'Ryan is already getting pissed. Like, I thought you scored before. I have it in my notes. Right off the bat, interference penalty. Right off the bat, interference penalty. Right off the bat. But then,

Orion, them, Charlie scoring the first goal, and then the ridiculous celebration that they all do. Right off the bat. First fucking goal. We're 10 seconds into this. And poor Coach Orion to inherit

this Bombay fucking circus and we're circusing it up and it is driving him nuts and he knows the the levy is gonna break sooner or later that's why he's been preaching defense right it's legitimately a goddamn circus out there yeah zero control which wow yeah love the knuckle puck knuckle puck that was fantastic i also i also have the the blake bears goalie is rocking a sick fucking mask right did you see the fact that he didn't get pulled after the first period is shocking or do you think they pulled the goal do you think they were in backup goalie no well i guess they could have they could have both had the same mask but um i this is that would save money for

for you know for high school if you just buy the same but it's a sick it was it was a sick mask you see what it was no it was the bear is the bear head with like and then it's like like his supposed to be like his head is the bear head kind of thing oh cool i wrote in my notes like that was a huge thing in the 90s for goalie masks to be like the animal head as your head yeah we gotta we need to bring that back my favorite goalie mask is the the goalie for the kraken he did like ken griffey jr baseball cards on his mask for the for the outdoor game the ones the ones nowadays are like two they're like murals now they're like too fucking pretty and intense like they're too intricate just give me a fucking panther head on your head like nothing beats that remember james van

beesbrook had that helmet oh dude is so, it was so fucking sick. Look that up. Honestly, Brandon, I'm so disappointed. The fact that you of all people did not appreciate a Ken Griffey Jr. I love Ken Griffey Jr. as much as the next guy. I don't need him on a goalie helmet, though. You don't get it. For living in Seattle as long as you did, you obviously don't understand that city one fucking bit. First of all, if you want to pander to the seattle people

what you do is you do a detlef shrimp fucking thing on your mask well first of all i would have bought that like replica helmet as soon as humanly possible if we would have had like a detlef gary payton sean kemp combo i don't even let you throw in herhey Hawkins and Sam Perkins, dude. Come on. The 96 finals team ode? I think it's Hershey Hawkins. Not like the candy bar. There's no H in there. It's Hershey. Well, I've been calling him Hershey

Hawkins. It's Hershey. I don't know if they painted over it by the time you got there, but Seattle, the bus route I would take from the office to my place would go through Pioneer Square. Yeah. And I forget what building or what corner or whatever, Pioneer Square, but they had a Detlef Schrimpf mural there. It was fucking sick as hell. I don't know if they painted over that by the time you got there or not,

but I loved, I loved driving by driving by that mural. They have a pretty sick Sonics mural outside of Sean Kemp's dispensary over by the Kraken arena. Okay. So that's the other side of town. Dude. The last time I was there,

we walked to a cracking game there was a lady like just on one walk out on there that's seattle man especially that's that's belltown for sure gotta love belltown man but next time yeah i mean belltown is my favorite because it's not it's not cool anymore though though, because everyone's doing fentanyl instead of heroin now. And so everyone is much more aggressive and crazy where they just kind of like, you know. They just pass out on the street. Yeah. So that's kind of a bummer.

Next time you go there, check out that Detlef. See if that mural's still there. It's somewhere in Pioneer Square. Right. Yeah, I mean, I don't necessarily go seek out Pioneer Square always. But you should seek out Detlef. Yeah, always. Alright, so anyways,

we go... Where we jinx the game is where we get Goldberg talking shit to the ref, and he says, hey, ref, why don't we call the game so that we can all go home and catch Melrose? And that's when you knew right there Oh shit, this isn't going to end well Is this before or after the trash talk?

I want to talk about the trash talk scene It's It's before I believe, yes, it's before Because then Luis scores and he can't stop He can't stop, this is what I was talking about This is what I was talking about in the last episode I thought he figured out how to stop Obviously he hasn't And he can't stop this is what i was talking about yeah so i talked about in the last episode i thought i thought he figured out how to stop he didn't he obviously he hasn't

yeah and he gets knocked out at least i speak spanish yeah and then we get cowboy duane how do you like them apples and then he fires it home he's like quick draw i know that was great fucking duane duane and then we get the we get get a Fulton spinning slap shot, right? Yep. Oh, man. Yeah, Fulton gives him the spinneroony. That's what I said. And then this is where they get, yo, Russ, you got to teach me how to talk some trash.

And it's like, it can't be taught. You just got to go for it. You got to say what's on your mind. It's like, hey, ref, you. Pick another target i love that so much that was the best line of this whole like section i thought that was absolutely fantastic he's like hey i also i uh i used to quote this all the time like this was in my arsenal of trash talk like hey number four you hey you don't you you don't play real good

that i use that all the time like that was in the rotation so the trash talk this thing was great especially when he tries to go up to the ref because then later later on after when the breakdown starts happening right and charlie breaks his stick across the thing and then the rep comes up and it's like two minutes and he goes charlie's exact response is what are you fucking blind yeah it's like what what do you you he just you smash your fucking stick it reminded me of uh you've seen semi-pro right yeah i actually just watched it the other day i I fucking love it. That's my favorite Will Ferrell movie. I fucking love that movie. I will murder your family. He screamed at the ref.

He goes, his exact quote, I have it because it's my favorite scene. It's my favorite Will Ferrell scene of all time. The ref calls him for a travel or something like that. Yeah, because he yells at the season ticket holder for bringing nachos from home. No, no, no. That's a different one. Oh, okay.

That's an earlier one. This is a different game. But he's – the ref calls him for like a travel or something. And so then he turns to the ref and he goes, shut your mouth, I'll murder your fucking family. And then the ref throws him out of the game and then he looks at the ref and goes, what? What did I say?

But the best part is when when he's like it's like he's talking about his mom and then the ref says well maybe your mom didn't go to heaven and then he quits the game he's like everyone and even the announcers like too far father the refs are the refs are reverent yeah that's it too far too far father bad yeah dude that that scene is my favorite will ferrero's involved it's amazing you're fucking family what did i say i literally just watched that movie like two days ago it's so good it's so good and it's only like an hour and a half so it's not like a big commitment right like that's why i did it i only like an hour and a half. So it's not like a big commitment. Right. Like, that's why I did it. I was like, Oh, I've got an hour and a half to like, put this on while I scroll.

Android 3000. Dude. Yeah. Just coffee. What was it? Downtown. Uh, funky stuff.

Malone. Yeah. Oh my God. It was, um, what was it? Sugar Dunkington. Yes.

Oh my God. His, how they, they trade for their washing machine for moxie's like yeah you know hey when i when i heard kentucky needed a washing machine i thought you know we really need ours too but this is this is too good of a deal to pass up i looked at ours and you know we need ours too but that movie's so good but that that when he when he turns when charlie turns to the ref and goes what are you fucking blind uh reminding me of sam i realize dude i

used to sing that song when he was driving down the street constantly get the funk out of my face if you want my body and you promise to come on everybody and then it like ends he's like it's like it's like something and they'll funk you up or something like that oh my god dude i i gotta hold george clinton kick after that dude yeah well george clinton kick well that that's that's Will Ferrell singing that song. But I love the reveal at the end of the spoiler alert, the reveal at the end of the movie when he's like confessing to everybody and he's like, guys, I stole that song. I stole it from my mom. My mom wrote that.

Yeah. Oh my god. That movie, everything about that movie is so good and they invent the alley-oop. His mom invents the alley-oop. Yeah. Oh my gosh. His dead mom invents the lu yeah oh my gosh it's it's his dead mom and that's the lu my dead mom hasn't done brandon god damn it dude don't do i hate when you do that i've said that many times

because it always catches me up you do it in places where i'm not expecting it and so i just oh my god jesus christ all right so so we back to the trash talk it ends with him going hey number nine bite me and then the dude stiff arms him and keenan's just laughing he's like now we're getting somewhere there you go yeah yeah oh my god and then we get uh averman with the fancy stick work and passes it through his how many how many dekes do you think that was i thought i said it was like a 60 deke it was it was up there it was up there man it's like a one two one hundreds uh deke but my favorite is fulton scores averman hits them the hand is quicker than the eye my friend but my favorite is Fulton scores Averman hits him the hand is quicker than the eye my friend but my favorite is when we go to

Julie the Cat and I forgot how much I fucking love I was obsessed with this I thought this was peak comedy as a kid like oh my god Julie the Cat Fulton scored Fulton scored I am really really bored Fulton's great Fulton's great

a year ago he couldn't even skate yeah and then she slips yeah she said i couldn't even skate and then she slips and that's why it's funny no he couldn't even skate the um subtitle said i she she could always skate i know but i thought the same thing, but the subtitles said I. I think sometimes the subtitles are wrong, though. Yeah. Because Fulton was the one that couldn't skate. Yeah. I mean, it was more than a year

ago. It was four years ago at this point, but... Her dying of boredom in the net was fantastic. That's one of my favorite wrinkles, but I also love this uh charlie scores at the last second to end the period but our boy on the mic he hits him with and charlie scores last second gets the hat trick from somewhere out in the ozone

it's a good line what was the ozone because he scored from so far out with his slap shot. He was basically in the Ozone there. I don't think he was. Was he that far out? I thought he was like. I don't know. Brandon, this kid is trying to navigate his craft on the mic. Maybe you should take some notes.

You can't let him craft it. Maybe you should take some notes from Bob. Oh, geez, Brandon. You wonder why I always have to call you a hater. You're just hating on this kid for no reason. He did nothing to you. He's doing a fantastic job. Listen to the voice.

That dude is made for radio. His voice, I could take a lead, but he is doing a good job. He's not doing bad. Oh, my goodness. And then the Dean guy, i think we're witnessing the birth of a dynasty time yeah tom tom's fucking pissed dude yeah because see that's that's rick's

dad right yeah yeah he's pissed because he's my boy you think my boy couldn't play for this team well yeah that's after they start uh yeah when they start falling apart but yeah where where is his where's his youngest son not at eden hall i guess or maybe he is at eden hall and he's not playing hockey is he out on the yacht nailed it crushed it all right so but then once we can relax baby it's over and then all of a sudden boom turn classic classic duck arrogance yeah get some every time the cat gets burned there goes the shutout then they score again and then all of a sudden it's nine to five and they're just running over the ducks so i don't i exactly when, what goal this would have been for the Bears, but there's one, the Ducks, or the, excuse me, excuse me,

the Eden Hall Freshman Warriors are in the offensive zone. It's Fulton, Gee, and Charlie, and they are passing it. They're doing weird moves and then passing it back to each other. They overpass it, yeah. Well, A, they passed it way too many times b they're literally a foot away from each other passing it to each other spread out boys spread out um well i mean the boys are not operating well in the barn in the third period no it's way it's way too many passes they're trying to get too pretty you sometimes you just got to shoot the puck you know you know what you got to do he's got to put the biscuit in the basket oh we know that we freaking know that but brandon they're

just running up the score and on the fifth goal or sixth goal that's where charlie snaps his stick get some boo birds from the crowd they're not feeling it yeah unsportsmanlike i'll show you unsportsmanlike that's it i'm surprised they didn't tack on an extra two because he's like throwing all the shit around yep and then the guy even said calls him out he's like boy conway is losing it in the penalty box there yeah and then what does han say keep it together charlie play the game or something like that yeah he's he's really disappointed i can tell you that yeah oh he's furious not a good look not a good look with linda in the stands you know nope nope she's

not digging it and like like we said before this is she's got to be confused as fuck yeah it's like is this what hockey is like nine goals in the first two periods and then nine again for the other team in the third. And then my boyfriend's screaming at everybody. Yeah. Breaking his stick like a, like a lunatic. Like those things aren't cheap,

Charlie. Like you think his mom working on that diner salary can just go out. The prep schools providing sticks. I would imagine once again, you know, but like, all right. So you're trying to keep your scholarship,

and the dean is up there watching you just throw school funds away on silliness like that? You know, like that's tough. That's tough. You know who wouldn't do that is Yacht Boy. Yacht Boy would never be caught dead doing that. No. And then we get the Warriors defense is gone, and then Julie the Cat gets pulled. And she tells Goldberg it's a complete breakdown up there. It's up to you.

And then you're telling me my youngest boy isn't good enough to play for this team? Fair point. That sounded a little more like JFK. Don't ask what this country can do for you. Ask what you can do for the country. You ever heard of JFK yeah I figured you would have slipped ducks in there though

don't ask what the ducks can do for you ask what you can do for the ducks that's a Charlie's mindset that's a t-shirt right there oh my god that's Charlie F Conway what was the other t-shirt we had I don't know something something about something with

something Hans said oh the skate shop jingle t-shirt we had i gotta i don't know something something about something with something hans said oh the skate shop jingle that's what it was that's right something hans said anyways we were close we were close but this is where we get this is where we get classic goldberg he's not even he's not even in the net oh my god I thought the same thing I was like geez at that point it's not even worth pulling the goalie but you know what a disaster it's stuck behind the net and

it's a disaster classic Goldberg to get benched sabotage the starter and then you finally get put in here's your redemption chance here's where you prove that you can be the, you get put in, here's your redemption chance. Here's where,

here's where you prove that you can be the fucking goalie and he blows it. He blows it. What a real piece of work he is. But then we, uh, we get the ultimate fallout of the game where we get Charlie out of the box. There's a minute left. And instead of just passing the puck around and getting it to

the open guy to kill the clock he's showboats and is trying to score a goal and he gets hooked and tripped and he lets that puck go and it stops on a dime right in front of the goal and what happens brandon those bears man they come a storming back the storming bears what is the uh the storming i forgot about all those fucking names uh supernovas dude supernovas my favorite name um uh what is the what does the announcer say at the at the end of the game he says like the the the the warriors left the door open or do you have that quote? Oh I have it right here

A very disappointing tie in by the Eden Hall Warriors they left their cabin door open and let the Blake Bears ride in Cabin door open that was good but yeah so the Blake Bears they grab the puck they tie it and of course another last second

fucking goal yeah duh these fucking things again god oh my god i can't it's been it's been a long time since we've watched a terrible rendition of a hockey game in these movies i forgot how how bad they are but it's rough but i honestly bring it i am i know we're only on part four i'm so excited for the golden cakeys we might have to add some categories like specifically for this movie like we're gonna have to like dig into that because it started for the cakey or not the cake eaters it started for the game changers and we might need to update it just a little bit because there's so many cool things that we can make some adjustments for sure yeah yeah you know like the who is

the the letter winner like who is the ultimate letter winner of the high school prom king need to add a prom king and queen section yeah but anyway so that's that's where we end our time is is with the with the end of the game 41 24 they let the bears uh waltz right right right into their cabin

that porridge was just right brandon in the end that's what it was so our minute marker for the for the stop here is 41 minutes 24 seconds that's where it's cool so we'll pick up uh uh our next part right there um it's gonna be awesome it's yeah things are falling apart here he's falling apart is this the best ducks movie of all time i don't know but d2 d2 is still better but are we absolutely like am i enjoying the first watch of this movie in almost a decade absolutely i don't know you were a known hater of d3 you absolutely have been complaining all the way through and and you know can oh tell them who what's our what's our time frame for our next episode brandon so the people can keep watching

along with us because this has been a fun watch back i'm not gonna lie i've had a blast like i said i forgot that i own this movie on vhs i forgot how much i watched it until i started watching i was like jeez this is this is all you know it's selene dion it's all coming back it's all coming you were you were hardcore hating on having to watch this one i was i tried to tell you like i have to eat all my words and i'm okay with it i'm not mad about it coach orion's a fucking badass and we haven't even gotten the best part is we haven't even gotten to like full badass coach orion we're still in kind of dickhead orion territory yeah so let me see if i can pull the timestamp any yeah get the get this timestamp pulled up i hope the people have enjoyed listening

to this episode because it started halfway through we're part four so we're almost halfway through i mean it's what a journey it's been so our yeah so part five which will be the official halfway point that the oh just fucking reset on me. What are we doing here? Jesus. Like I had it loaded up and queued up and then it just like fucking reset on me. Well, since you're such a disaster, I have it right here. Part five is 41, 24 to 48, 39.

Perfect. Nailed it. 41, 24 to 4839 perfect nailed it 4124 to 4839 and that will be our next clip and it is just you know we will just keep on cruising in this in this world that we call the ducks and it's fantastic yeah that's not how the song goes but it us the Han Skate Shop jingle one more time. I forget the words every time. Yeah, I see you do this. Han Skate Shop, the greatest shop around.

Come to Minneapolis. We'll see you next time. Thank you. you