The Cake Eaters - 85. D3: The Mighty Ducks - Part 5

Episode Date: June 4, 2024

Heath & Brandon continue talking D3: The Mighty Ducks! Today’s episode goes over minutes 41-48. The boys become official Edina HS Boosters, Coach Orion shows off more of his coaching skills, the prank war heats up, and we get a glimpse into one of the most prestigious institutions in the Midwest the Minnesota Club. Follow us on Instagram @thecakeeaterspod Email us at [e-mail]

It's not worth winning if you can't win! Yeah! Hello, everybody. This is the Cake Eaters podcast, your comprehensive guide to the Mighty Ducks TV and film franchise. And Heath, as of yesterday, an official booster of the Edina Hornets High School Athletic Program. I paid

the $50. I got us logged in and a part of boosterhub.com. Yeah, boosterhub.com. So this is breaking news, listeners, and i am finding this out in real time with you as we speak and i do i do have some bad wow well i mean you said no merch right

yeah we we talked about in the last episode that we were hoping for like a merch package of some sort but not in the cards we they we get a a handful of free tickets to to games um and free membership on boosterhub.com that's about the extent of our oh and i believe they i believe they're going to mention us uh in like the list of boosters because they have like a like a monthly magazine i think they send out or something like that so we'll be we'll be in there oh my god i cannot wait for that you're gonna have to take a picture of that and put it on instagram but i will figure out how to get all of that magazine i don't know i don't know i don't know if i don't know if i'm sending it as part of the program or not we'll see especially because we're especially because we're not in minnesota so i don't know if they're and see that's where you fucked up, Brandon.

All right. So like, number one, I was going to reach out to you and I apologize. I forgot. I was going to have you negotiate. I was going to email the booster club and I was going to say, hey, we got a couple. You got a couple. You got a couple of boys here that want to support your club. We give 50 bucks each, but you can keep the tickets and give them to whoever.

Can you just send a couple of teas? You know, just a couple, nothing crazy. You know, I'm not asking for a hoodie, not asking for a crew neck, just a tea, you know, just a Dino Hornets tea. I don't want just a tea. You can go, we could literally log on. We could log off of this right now I could make a makeshift design

which will be a thousand times better than any design they have and I can get you I'll make you your own personalized long sleeve tee for like five bucks I'd prefer a crew neck if I'm being picky should we start

should we start should i was gonna say should we start should we turn our merch store into a bootleg of dino hornets merch store start undercutting them i can't wait for that cease and desist they would probably they would kick us out of the booster club real quick yeah yeah no okay so let's let's go back though because this is absolutely fantastic i'll get you i'll get you a fucking shirt though okay okay okay as soon as i have a t-shirt i will pitch in as well and i will um i will add my money to the cause i forgot to check i gotta check i forgot to check if it was like a one-time payment or if it's like a yearly thing it i think it's just a one time

it didn't say anything about yearly or renewing or auto pay or anything like that so i think it's just speaking of weird things we need to sponsor um we need to do a float at chicken days it's only like 150 bucks and it's my 20 year and a class reunion so what is it again you gotta give me gonna give me dates uh mid-july all right we gotta we gotta get back to the pod here in a second though we've gone off the rails really quick brandon but this is fantastic fucking news brandon you are looking at boosters for the cake eaters themselves the adina not hawks hornets yep could you imagine if they were do you think that they like moved away from the hawks name on purpose like they they didn't want to be associated with the bad guys i think

i think they were named hornets long before the movies came out i mean it's it's a it's a fairly old high school. They've been around for a while. You know? All right. Well, I won't dig into the namesake there, but they did have a little bit of a missed opportunity then if they didn't switch to the Hawks after. Because, dude, you could have cashed in on some of that Hawks merchandise.

That would have been... Well, they probably would have got a cease and desist from disney you know that's true that's true i'm i'm interested i need to do some digging though i'm interested in where hornets if there's any significance to that or if it was just a name they picked because usually high schools i don't know if it's like just my neck of the woods but like high school and like like elementary and middle school mascots are usually always alliteration in my neck of the woods oh is that not just straight up stole duke's stuff like we're the wayne blue devils and then our is there a significance to that though no we're just the wayne blue devils I tried to push for us to become the Wayne Blue Ducks. And I have a shirt and it's fantastic.

It didn't get a lot of support. We talked about that in one of the first episodes. But in my neck of the woods, we all stole Pro or College logos for sure. But they always did. I shouldn't say always because there were exceptions but like 90 of the time it was alliteration you know you had like i went to i went to the legacy lightning oh okay well i think that's in bigger like there's the benson bears in omaha yeah okay yeah that's a good one yeah but yeah it was always so whenever i see a high school that's not alliteration it always throws me for a loop you know

no there's no alliteration in small town nebraska it's just they are what they were what they are i wonder why blue devils though no there's No significance? I mean, if there is, I'm just a terrible alumni, and I have no idea. Because even at the college went alliteration. Wildcats. Wayne State Wildcats. Yeah.

Willie the Wildcat. All right. Should we... Oh, hold on. Should we? Oh, hold on. Before we kick off the show, Brandon, just so you know, we need to get a cake eaters float for the chicken show parade July 12th through the 14th. You literally just said that. Yeah, I'm just saying the 12th through the 14th. I didn't know the date before.

12th through the 14th. Gotcha. But it would be the morning of the 13th i don't know i was misinterpreting your tone but the way you you said that it was like you were presenting new information i was like well the date is new information yeah you said you talked for like 40 minutes before you said the date you know what i told you i like this podcast might get a little weird sometimes i was poisoned yesterday yeah well i mean you got nobody to blame but yourself for that brandon no you should be able to go to well-known denver eating establishments and get them delivered to

your home you'd never morning wrestling pay-per-view you never never the brunt of it never order delivery from a hipster restaurant you can't do that well i know that now yeah you should have known that before i usually don't order from places like that you know exactly i'd usually like would go with the the the you know diner that's a little bit closer but i was like man you know it's gonna be a fun morning i don't want to date our podcast but you know it's just re-watching a wrestling pay-per-view and it was just it's gonna be great but i'm dying and slowly but it's fine okay let's let's let's move ahead here uh let's get into this episode because it is so good i this is one of my favorite parts of the i mean this this movie i just keep liking more and more as we watch a brand and i'm gonna be honest with you i do hate charlie's attitude

he's being such a hater he's being a real pain in the ass yep like i said this is this movie is my jordan love i have to eat crow because it is i'm just loving it more and more it's not good necessarily but it sure it sure this is the part of the movie where i my notes are very sparse because i'm just sitting there just soaking it all in the glory the glory of d3 and coach orion speaking of which the first thought the the first like 20 seconds of this part we're on part five by the way for everybody listening yep well you give them the time do you have the time yeah the time stamp is 41 minutes 24 seconds um so it's right at the end of that first game against the Blake Bears. See? Alliteration. Keith, alliteration. I love alliteration, actually.

I try to use it in real life as much as possible. What situation is this? Using alliteration. What opportunities to use alliteration do you have? Opportunities operate optimally. i don't know i just i don't know i shouldn't have picked oh i would like to know what what situations are you coming across in your life where you are like are you naming a lot of things no like work stuff for work stuff i try to use alliteration if i can if i can for like for what though just like for my own stuff like if i'm having docs and i'm organizing my thoughts

okay so like stuff for my team so like when you title the doc is that what you're like okay okay yeah like if i have to put like a little little prezzy together for the crew i'll try and make it fun and and you know like yes there's updates but you know we'll make it lighthearted with some alliteration in the title of the slide okay okay i got you now yeah geez god brandon i just didn't i didn't take that hater that hater ate down 30 to 40 percent right now my friend i just didn't i was unsure how how many opportunities to name things you had i didn't i didn't realize you were naming things on the rig heath i'm sorry yeah i'm a real neighbor but anyway this is this is the part of my notes uh where yeah i just stopped i this is the part of the movie where my notes are so sparse because it's just fantastic it's with coach orion and coach orion is crushing it dude well they come in to the locker room and

and charlie like i love this because people just start calling charlie on his fucking bullshit as he's coming into a locker room and he's throwing his stuff around and he's like the guy hooked me all right and kenny's like we didn't need any more goals. In his defense, that was a hook. It was a hook, 100%. But also, I don't know. Hey, Charlie, pass the fucking puck, bro. That's what I'm saying. Because Kenny's like, we didn't need any more goals.

He's like, hey, listen, I was trying to win it. And Averman loved this line. He's like, well, mission unaccomplished, Charlie. And then Charlie starts like, huh? What? What? man love this line he's like well mission unaccomplished charlie and then charlie starts like huh what i should make a graphic for that like the george bush mission accomplished graphic but put averman and and charlie in front of unaccomplished mission unaccomplished charlie well and we get a little uh lovers quarrel. Guy says, we let down. And Connie says, you let down.

I played hard. No surprise there, though. Connie... I didn't even see Connie on the ice, to be honest. But when she was out there, I'm sure she played hard. I feel like we can trust Connie. No one pushed back when she said it.

Well, yeah, you're not going to push back against Connie. Okay. Well, and this is where Charlie... You know why? Because she's not a lady. She's a duck, Keith. Well, maybe that's why they're all struggling. They're still identifying as ducks and not...

Well, I mean, everybody in the world is still calling them the ducks. That's true. Except for Coach Orion. He's the only one trying to get them back to reality, if we're being honest. They're living in fairytale land, and he's trying to smack them down. But this is where Charlie,

what are we playing for? Some stupid school? The Warriors? The Alumni? And Russ has to check him. Look, man, we're on scholarship. All I can think of is when on pineapple express like when he keeps saying like talking about my scholarship i keep thinking

pineapple express when danny mcbride is like dribbling the yoga ball he's like get a motherfucking scholarship that's all i can think of it's just it's it's the weirdest like thought tie-in right but my god it's all i can think about that is that is a great that's the probably the best scene of pineapple express it's get a motherfucking scholarship it's what i say all the time it's like if it ever presents itself i do say it and so it gets gets a laugh like, you know, probably four to five out of 10 times. That's solid. Yeah. Listen, if I'm in the MLB, that's Hall of Fame numbers.

Goddamn. All right. So this is this is where, yeah, Russ is like, look, man, I'm on a scholarship. I'm staying, which is makes sense. Like this is a big opportunity. And Fulton calls him a sellout dude my god dude that was unbelievable yeah couldn't believe it dude sellout punk i would this is where we get some i would i would have punched fulton right in the

fucking face dude for calling you you can't be you can't be throwing the fucking the the s word out like that man and is that a lesson jake's on sell out with me oh yes why are you asking me you're the you're the ska boy that's true i shouldn't i shouldn't have known i shouldn't have known that before but it is it is okay um but yeah then fucking coach orion dude he comes in throw when he throws the fucking puck. I love it, dude. Love it so goddamn much. Just a real alpha move. And the fact that it

indents the board the way it does is fantastic. How long does it take to score a goal? Oh my god. Less than a second. That means no lead is safe if you can't play defense now get this straight i don't give a damn how many goals you score i want one number on your mind

zero as in shut out you got that dude i love it dude as a kid i didn't get it because i was like that guy's a real dick and i wouldn't have responded to it very well but as an adult no the the one the one problem i have though he just comes in too high he's gonna he's gonna dial that down just a tiny bit i love i love the hotness right here the he comes in way too hot at the very beginning when he's first meeting them here this is okay he's standing there to get yelled at but my one critique though is he

in the third period granted I don't know how effective it would have been because it's the fucking ducks the airhead ducks but there's that moment in the third period after like the second or third goal and it like cuts to him in the third period after the second or third goal, and it cuts to him in the stands, and his face is like he's got all big eyes,

and he's like, oh, fuck, here we go. As a coach, you got to call a timeout right there. You got to slow it down. You got to reset. Granted, I don't know how effective it would have been because they're not listening to him. But I would have liked a timeout to have been called in the third period. For him to try to do something to, you know. Yeah.

He did change the goalies, but he needed to do a little more. I mean, he was trying every lineup possible to try and get that situated. Well, again, we've got like three kids on the team. So you got to cycle those lines. But I, no, I love, I love him throwing the puck.

It was amazing. My favorite is his last line before the cut. Practice tomorrow at 5. A.M. Got to get up early. If you're hunting goose eggs, it's such a good goddamn line. Dude.

Boom. So fucking good dude he has the best coach speak he really does like you know like he sounds like a real fucking coach bombay just sounds like a lawyer that got you know shunned with some kids yeah i think these rejects you drunken bastard yeah yeah all right his his speeches are so good i think it's because they're so they're so cliche and such like not coach nonsense speak yeah but the um uh what the fuck is the guy's name i'm blanking on his name jeffrey nordling i don't know why i forgot that jeffrey nordling um delivers them like you know with such like a gravitas like it's it's it's such nonsense coach speak but when he does it you're like god i i he will i he believes it so i fucking believe it you know like when he like we were talking about make him make the first move charlie that doesn't

make any fucking sense but god damn it charlie make him make the first move yeah it's i mean he does a great job with the coach speak he yeah he really does kills it this is see you were such a hater about this this not just this movie but coach orion in general i'm glad you're coming around coach orion's a fucking boss dude i'm gonna i'm gonna eat some crow here i think it's just me maturing you know i i was very charlie-esque as a child that's fair or may not have had a tiny what's the tiny bit of a temper. What's the Batman quote? You either die a hero or you become a villain. You either die a

Charlie or you become a Coach Orion. Well, it's either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Yeah, that's what I just said, but you replace Charlie and Coach Orion. You either become a Coach Orion or you live long enough to become a Charlie. Did you?

Because Charlie's a villain. Am I talking to myself right now? Are you listening at all? I mean, mostly. I literally word for word just said what I meant. And then now you're coming back as if i was i speaking gibberish yes basically i don't know brandon leave me alone you're fine i feel like i'm talking to myself you keep you keep repeating things back to me that shouldn't be repeated

talk to me like that brandon we're doing fine all right um well after well oh we get the the clothes in the shower too that classic classic freshman prank oh that is a real bummer though could you imagine you just get the shittiest tie ever and then your clothes are just in a pile wet and you got to wear your nasty you know hockey clothes home that's a real that's a real bummer that's a that's a real you know kind of kick in the pants if i'd say yeah it's a rough look rough look yep and then dude one and like one game in the heat is on. The Dean pulls Coach O'Ryan. It's like, got to be disappointed in that tie as we are. And Coach O'Ryan says, nah, I wish we would have lost.

You learn more from losses, Brandon. But yeah, they're real quick with the trigger. Same thing in D2 when they were like, when tables came after the the first iceland game and it's like guys are we we can't be expecting these these kids to go undefeated yeah i mean dude they're already threatening to pull the scholarships after one game that's that's wild um and that's why like coach orion is like you're kidding right yeah it's crazy let's you can't pull scholarships after one game that's no that's too much that's

yeah that's an insane way to go about things yeah you know and hopefully hopefully the adina hordens are doing that might have to have a as a official boosters might have to have a talk. So what do you think about like we find we could potentially, once we hit it big Brandon, or once I finally hit that big parlay, we can, we can start a scholarship, the cake eater scholarship for the Adina.

For a, for a, for a public high school. I like that. We can start that right now honestly yeah I forgot it was a public high school I'm doing fantastic today let's just say that it is public right I'm pretty sure it's public I'm sure it is I don't know

the freshman revenge on the clothes yeah oh dude dude okay you so it's for sure public uh that's that's the shirt idea from this episode though is we're gonna i'm gonna make a uh cake here's a dinah high school scholarship fund logo start our non-profit oh i love it um the the ducks revenge on the varsity for the clothes is amazing why are we leaving liquid nitrogen unattended in a chemistry lab guys i mean it was different times i guess but like it was to leave liquid to leave liquid nitrogen well they even said you think they're gonna miss this big old tank in chemistry class they're just they're just rolling a massive tank

of liquid nitrogen down the hall you could do that's so you could do so much goddamn damage with liquid nitrogen i know i don't for for them to have access to that is mind-boggling i mean it the fact that it was only that science teacher should be fired yeah uh well and they said the the fact that uh we we get the beginning of the divide between banksy and the ducks where they're like what about banksy he's one of them now and russ hits him. Did you hear it, Brandon? Sorry, cake eater. And then just goes to town with that. The best part is he turns to Kenny and Julie. And he's like, should we do Banks?

He's one of them now. Julie goes, crank up the pressure. Yeah, full pressure. Dude, Cat Lady's not messing around in this movie. Julie goes crank up the pressure. Yeah. Full pressure. Dude. Cat lady's not messing around. This movie. She's. It's really good stuff.

And I love when the dude taps his jacket with the stick and it falls and shatters. Such a cool visual. Such a cool visual to have like the jacket shatter into pieces. It was, I literally put so cool. Yeah. So, and then, and then, you know, varsity sucks ice. Yeah. to have like the jacket shatter into pieces it was I literally put so cool yeah and then and then

varsity sucks ice that's a good message and then Rick punches his fucking letterman jacket oh my god that was the best part is so it cuts to the lunchroom and

they're all sitting at the lunchroom and they're all, they're all sitting at the lunchroom and the varsity is coming up and they all have, they're all wearing Letterman jackets and you can, there's like a, an ADR line that they clearly put in at the end, like after everything was filmed from I think it's Dwayne that says it. And he goes, Oh, Hey guys, look at the new jackets. I mean,

you skipped an entire scene of Charlielie and his mom fighting in public but we can skip that if you want to it was yeah i mean it's just rough it's just charlie being a bitch my my i did enjoy when uh the her co-worker was like how'd the game go and she gives her look she's like oh that good huh i'll close out yeah i'm out yeah i'm not gonna deal with this i'm not gonna deal with you yelling you and your son yelling back and forth with a diner full of people yikes real classic charlie man classic charlie yeah i mean his mom called him out though she's like you know she was a thousand percent right yeah a thousand percent right yeah like you know it's she she called him on his shit to not be that guy but yeah and i love the back and forth when the varsity approaches the table

hey guys check out the new jackets and he's like congrats on the blake game yeah right we tied you know hey it points a point we're all warriors now got some guts guts. And they're going to go to, did you check to see if this place was real? They're going to meet at 6 p.m. at the Minnesota Club downtown. I imagine it's real. Can't just make something like that up. Yeah. And, dude, they're even going to chauffeur. That's how nice this is.

They're going to chauffeur them. Steak and seafood. I remember. The Minnesota Club is for sure a thing nice it's a private club with a clubhouse at 729 second avenue south minneapolis did you look at the menu what's like there i don't think it's a private club i know you can getopedia.com i have some information here steak and lobster did i always like thought about that meal i was like seeing those big empty lobster shells i was like oh my god that's so cool. Dude, steak and lobster.

It's a private club. There's very little information on it. Do you think it's the Illuminati? Oh, 100%. Or like the Stone... Was it the Stone Masons? The Freemasons. It's 100% the Illuminati. Right.

100%. Minneapolis Illuminati Club. Well, they're lucky. It's 100% the Illuminati. Right. 100%. Minneapolis Illuminati Club. Well, they're lucky all that they got was just to do dishes and clean up then. Because, you know, if it was the Illuminati, they'd get probably human trafficked. Wait, what is it? To pay their bill. Oh. If it was an Illuminati Club, they wouldn't just make them do the dishes.

Like, it would be far more sinister. Well, yeah. I mean, if it was an Illuminati club, they probably wouldn't have let them in to begin with. Yeah. But I wrote that $857. For that? Not that. Doesn't seem that bad.

Yeah. No. For steak and lobster with, like, the full, like, it looked like salad bar. Like, it steak and lobster with the full... It looked like salad bar. It looked like the full four-course meal. The big cake. Especially with this day and age. Yeah, oh my God.

Biden America. Don't even get me started on Bidenomics, Brandon. Shouldn't be poor. It doesn't make sense. Dude, I preach to the choir. I tell myself that every day. Brandon, don't be poor. It doesn't make sense. Dude, I preach to the choir. I tell myself that every day. Brandon, don't be poor. It's just where we are.

But you know what happens, Heath? Somehow I get poorer each day. I mean, that's what happens when it costs $12 for a dozen eggs. That's just absurd. Or $50 to sponsor a high school sports team. And you don't even get a t-shirt. They're not going to get me until I get something back, and tickets is not good enough.

That's what I'm saying. I'll get you set up on boosterhub.com. There's a social aspect of it too you can chat with people like when I logged in it asked me to upload a photo and the message it had underneath

was like haven't you ever wondered who that mom of five is that you sit next to every time or something like that that you sit next to at the game yeah throw the throw your photo up there so everybody knows who you are that's fantastic dude it's like facebook it's like next level facebook like local facebook yeah that's i love everything about that uh but we get to the minnesota club and everyone is dining on this delicious feast

averman loves this tradition at his old school they never did traditions like this i i every time because i want i like re-watched this this 10 minute section a couple times and every time he does that i couldn't help but picture you same as soon as he said it, I was like, damn it. It just, it gets, it gets more and more aligned. Cause that's exactly what I would say in that exact scenario. Right? Like I love this. Dude, steak and lobster, man.

Like that's crazy. There's so much food left on those plates. It's terrible. You know, I, well, number one, I, you can't tell me that teenagers would leave that much food left on those plates it's it's terrible you know i i well number one i you can't tell me that teenagers would leave that much food on their plate like they would murder that the weirdest part to me was uh was when they cut to uh duane i think it's julian duane washing dishes and they are doing it completely wrong oh my god i they still have the food on the plate when he's like when he's like trying to wash it it's like what are we doing here i tried to ignore

that it's so much because i was like i'm trying to like this movie i don't want to get stuck on the fact that they're washing those dishes all wrong what do you think about duane and his uh fork comment i thought they tried a lot too many forks did i remember when i was like watching this movie as a kid cracking up at that yeah that's true and like oh my god he doesn't know it's a salad fork yeah even i know that i've never eaten at a nice place well the tiny one's not a salad fork the tiny one no no not that one he said he had too many forks but i mean he had he had in his defense there were four forks that is too many then that's too many well i mean how many dishes well i guess i guess it's not too many because you

if it's a four course meal well you got your salad fork i'd imagine you'd probably want one fork for your steak one fork for your lobster. Yeah. Right? You don't want to be cross-contaminating that. And then, yeah, the little one's the dessert fork. So, but yeah, I remember as a kid, that was like the funniest shit to me.

What's this little baby one? Yeah. And then what's his face being like, oh, hey, man, you got to show me that triple deke. So condescending. Charlie's too big of a fucking idiot to realize he's being condescending. Goldberg's still trying to fatten up the cat lady. What, my extra prime rib?

There's no way Goldberg's not finishing that. No, no. Come on. I'm glad she finally wised up, though. She goldberg's uh out there trying to fuck her up yeah uh what the toast when oh my god he gives the toast and then he he like needles them when he's like we're just glad you guys loaned his banksy so we have a shot at beating you at the annual freshman varsity showdown now nobody move we got one last surprise

fellas Banksy Banksy and this smirk he gives when he's closing the doors and he's like don't worry we'll be right back that's good it was a good bad guy I was like oh my god

that was a real cherry on the top I was wondering to myself because they mentioned this is a Eden Hall tradition right for them to do the dinner I thought they just made that up I assume that's what I assume because otherwise

how would this restaurant allow them to continue to do this that's true after this there's no way they would have ruined it yeah there's no way you could do this more than once that restaurant would never let you come back well so i'm i was assuming that it the it was an actual tradition, just not the leaving the bill part. Oh, gotcha. That was their spin on it to fuck these guys over. But there is a tradition where you take the freshman. I figured there was a tradition where you take the freshman out, but you actually pay for it.

Unless maybe they do get a comeback maybe the restaurants in on it you know Illuminati maybe they were like let's let's fuck these these kids over because they it's the yacht the dad's the dad with the yacht 100% dude he's got to be a member yeah right yeah

because he's like listen if they can't do it I'll foot the bill just let these freshmen yeah just have them have them spend the entire can't do it, I'll flip the bill. Just let these freshmen be me. Yeah, just have them spend the entire night washing dishes, and then I'll pay you in the morning. Yeah, dude, he's in on it. It's a real conspiracy, Brandon. That's got to be it.

There's a deleted scene out there. And poor Guy, you know, it's like, oh, you guys, I don't want to ruin the surprise, but I heard it in the bathroom. Got a cake. And when that cake comes rolling in thanks for dinner with the fucking sparklers fantastic everything about that is the the voiceover they have goldberg do is fantastic too thanks for dinner losers for a work event a dude pranked me with like the bottle of champagne with the sparkler and i thought it was for someone's birthday and so i was like looking around to see who it was for and they started walking up to me and i was like oh my god i can't like slowly moonwalk out

of this one and so i just you should have tried i well i like started like drifting away and then all of a sudden like the video you can see it like dawn on me very quickly like oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god and then i'm like i'm gonna fucking kill you dude like it was it was uh the the video is really funny um and and everyone got a good kick out of it it was just horrifying to go through but just like that slow realization was oh my god this is it's not for the people next to me this is this is my nightmare that's happening it's unfolding but anyways um that once again the 857 dollars but in the 90s it seems like a goddamn steal though but at that time that is very steep that is a very steep dinner for that time i don't know i don't know they're just working off that meal because how much yeah how many

people were there there was a ton of i feel like 857 dollars wasn't that much like if you divided it by how many people yeah i mean 857 divided by 12 i don't know dude i can't math right now i'm barely there's way more than 12 because the varsity team too, but the varsity team left. So I was thinking of what the Ducks would have owed. Well, yeah. But I was thinking the price per person for the dinner. If they had all stayed?

Or just the price divided by the number of dishes that are on the table, Heath. Oh, okay. Sorry. Just because they left doesn't mean they didn't eat. Whatever. I was thinking of how much the ducks each owed. Exactly. And I was thinking of the price per person.

Okay, fine. Not necessarily the amount they would have to pay. The price per person. The listeners are just going to be like why is Brandon yelling at Heath so much and it's just I'm sitting out like a bee right now but that's fine

that's just where we're at but the the dishes really bothered me but I tried to just move past it because when Dwayne was putting the dishes and I was like they're breaking

the dishwasher it's gonna get like they're making things worse he was clearing the plate before he put it in the dishwasher he was just he was clearing the plate before he put it in the dishwasher. He was just, it's, he was just putting it, he was dumping all the food into the sink, which was like, what are we doing, bro? Like throw that shit in the trash. I also was like, I spent a lot of time thinking about this and I probably shouldn't have, but how do you think they decided who had to clean the bathrooms?

I don't know man and did you see they were using like the old like um comet like they didn't have it was it was like knockoff comet like the sprinkle stuff and that stuff is like so hard on your skin and like if you breathe that in it's like like it'll clear your sinuses real quick but yeah i don't know that's all i could think it was like how'd how'd connie in that dress get stuck scrubbing toilets that's a real bummer like makes sense actually not just scrubbing toilets but they're actually gonna put up with fucking goldberg too yeah that's connie connie got the short end of the stick there you think gi as a chivalrous gentleman

Would have stepped in to clean those Toilets in her behest I guess I don't remember what Guy was doing I know Russ was vacuuming I didn't see Guy Yeah And then Averman and Charlie are clearing the table

Yeah well you know Cooking up a scheme Well because Charlie says they got to respond. You know, Averman, physics. Each action requires an equal, if not bigger, reaction. Got to fight fire with fire, my friend. And this is where Russ, once again, hey, man, be cool. Don't want to mess up my scholarship.

Get a motherfucking scholarship i mean let's not get caught yeah and then he finally and then then that's it they're like okay here we go here we go the scheme is afoot brandon you know the plot is applauding, you know? Et tu, Brute? Yep. Sure. I'm trying to think of like a what's a famous revenge plot? Oh, you know, the wedding is red.

The red wedding from Game of Thrones. Yeah. Was that really revenge? Well, yeah he he felt like um he felt like rob stark wronged him by marrying that rando nurse instead of keeping his he did he did you know like so technically he did break his vow. Technically, did the retaliation mean to turn to his enemies and murder his entire family? Equal or bigger reaction. It's physics. Exactly.

Well, and Arya was laughing at the end when she served him up his children. And that is some real fucking twisted revenge there. She was my favorite character all the way through from the first season to the end. Interesting. I don't know who my favorite was. They really fucked up

that last season though. I'll tell you that. Even when i watched it back a few years ago and i was like you know i don't even really have too much desire to watch this back after this last season really sucks unless you stop after the seventh season i doubt i'll ever watch it again um i came to it late though i didn't like i i didn't watch it from the beginning i started watching while... How many total seasons were there? Was it nine or ten?

Eight. Oh, it was eight. I think I started right as season six was ending. Oh, wow. That's really late. I binged one through six all all at once in my because it was on in my like mid-20s and i like paid for an hbo subscription that i could not afford for season one like so i was all in i was all the way in like i knew it was exactly the show that I would enjoy. And it was,

it was, it was, and I would, and I would, it's pretty good. I would much like how I do with YouTube TV for the NFL season. That's what I would do with HBO for game of Thrones. I would have HBO during game of Thrones and then I would cancel and then I

would bring it back. Cause you know, we need like a, we need a game of Thrones style HBO show about the ducks. I think because you know we need like uh we need a game of thrones style hbo show about the ducks i think that's what we need yeah i mean listen if hbo had this mighty ducks well i don't know you can't trust any of these people anymore i feel like they all just make terrible stuff it's just you know hollywood but his dad brandon preaching to the choir man that's why we got to talk about all this good old stuff you know now everything is just mediocre at

best it's uh there's still some good stuff i think right i don't know well there's there's some stuff that's okay like do you ever watch Abbott Elementary? I actually get a good kick out of that show. I haven't watched that one. It's pretty funny. I was watching... I've started season two of Shorzy. Oh, okay.

Did you ever watch season one? A little bit. Season one is so good. I'm almost to the final season of psych which is oh yeah i gotta re-watch that again eight seasons it's eight seasons of psych with the 45 minute episodes is a pretty hefty haul yeah yep um yeah season one of shore z is fantastic if you didn't like finish it you should watch it it's great the gy The gyms, dude? Beauties. Beauties. The three

gyms that all go by gym. So you're all three gym, huh? Gym, gym, gym. Okay. Any last thoughts about this section of the movie we moved pretty quick on it

but it was a pretty quick section this is the shortest section it's only like 7 minutes, 8 minutes long so it's real quick this back and forth with the varsity I love as a kid I like the liquid nitrogen on the clothes I thought

was just next level because the stick tap that eventually shatters the jacket. Such a cool visual. And then the dine-in dash I thought was just like so absolutely epic with the dine-in dash. Incredibly disrespectful. The revenge that the Ducks get back is top-notch it's everything about it is fantastic the next part is a great is great so look ahead for the next episode because it's one of my favorite but this one while short was great like you mentioned we have it's a classic back and

forth prank war we got going on like a precursor to you know the real fallout yeah the uh yeah exactly and um and like at that like we talked about at the very top coach orion with his coach speak is crushing it you got to get up early if you're if you're gonna hunt goose eggs is so good that's that might be that might be another t-shirt too i might have to make two t-shirts for this episode i i'm stealing that for sure like oh heath you up already gotta be up early if you're hunting goose eggs it only it only it really only works if you're playing hockey what what else what else is called a goose egg? People just understand that I like to go in my spare time. I know where waterfowl nests are, and I do hunt for goose eggs.

I would love to see you try to steal some goose eggs. Oh, my God. No way. You would die. Absolutely no way. I know exactly how violent geese are like you would die they would they would kill you i had to i i think i talked about it you would like you would like trip and fall into the into the pond and they would just stand on you and drown you there is there is a gang of geese that like a friend of the family has that, that like

bonded to big Mike. Cause he had helped take care of them. And I went to go help like feed and water the horses and stuff and, and the mule. And you could tell, cause they get real low with their necks and then they, and then they like come up to attack you. And so I'd have to put my foot out and so it would like start like not noshing on my shoe and then like i was like cleaning out the water that they would swim in and so i would just i'd be like don't do it don't do it and then

i would just spray it in the face with the hose just after i would stiff arm it was my leg because you have to mama d got attacked mama d got attacked dude she had to hide in there i would stiff arm it was my leg because you have to mama d got attacked mama d got attacked dude she had to hide in there i would love all right next i would love to to see you with a hose like talking to a fucking shit to a goose talking to a goose if it can understand you don't do it don't do it those motherfuckers dude i was cleaning out its water too bastard and then and then it like as soon as the water was filled up it was like oh let me just hop in this dope ass kiddie pool and start you know flopping around then they all chilled out a little bit but they don't dude you got to keep your you got to keep your head on a swivel there dude when they and they'll follow you on

your six and nip at your heels. Geese are mean as shit. People do not understand. The ducks were nice. They like to just kind of chill and hunt worms in the mud. But dude, those geese follow me around, fucking with me.

Oh my God. So mean. That's why I usually just hang out with Jason the mule. But he also gets very fussy if you take too long to feed him. He'll start smacking the beak. Thank you. you