The Cake Eaters - 88. D3: The Mighty Ducks - Part 8

Episode Date: July 16, 2024

Heath & Brandon continue talking D3: The Mighty Ducks! Today’s episode goes over minutes 72-80. The boys discuss Coach Orion and Charlie making up, Bombay Attorney at Law, Kenan stealing the show, time-traveling super powers, and end with some video game talk. Follow us on Instagram @thecakeeaterspod Email us at [e-mail]

It's not worth winning if you can't win! Yeah! Brandon, the wheels on the bus go round and round as the freshman Eden Hall Warriors are gearing up to head out for a game. Minus one. But are they? For a game. They've been minus one for a while. They were minus two for a hot second.

I know, but they didn't say who they were going to play, I don't think, though, did they? Did they? They never do. They never do. I would have loved to know, but we have Brandon, Charlie, crawling back, you know, down on bended knee.

You know, I should have sang a little Boys to Men to kick off the episode. He wasn't on bended knee you know i should have sang a little boys to men to kick off the he wasn't on bended knee basically he's walking up the bus steps his words were down on bended knee begging pleading take me back coach i don't know i'll play defense two-way hockey i think it was a little bit of i'll play two-way hockey and you need me because you guys suck well you know some say tomato some say potato brandon i don't know what to tell you i do like that he says i want to play two-way hockey though you know my favorite was that rose russ roasted him right afterwards

he's like he's just seen the look on your face i want to play two-way hockey coach it was a real it was a real quick yes from orion though yeah he was just like take a seat we're running late let's go we got a game to catch yeah which i think goes back to to the the last section we had where bombay has he coach orion has inherited bombay's time management skills running late for the game again no that's not at all that's not at all what i was gonna say well then why are they running late he's got bombay s time management what does that have to do? Well, hey, they're rocket buses from the 1940s, Heath, okay? Well, Brandon, actually, should we tell the people who we are first before we continue to dive in?

I guess. Go ahead, Heath. Go ahead. You want me to? All right. This is the Cake Eaters Pod. I am Heath. That is Brandon.

If you can taste it, that is haterade being sprinkled all over this episode to kick us off from our boy, Brandon. I didn't like it. I didn't like that. I didn't like you saying it. It felt weird. It felt real awkward. That's like a bad wrestling

gimmick. You can try. It's like certain bad guys gimmick you know you can try it's like certain bad guys when they try to go good it's like you know you can try but you just come off inauthentic it would be like if the new age outlaws came out and they reversed the you know the order if Billy Gunn was doing the

thing you know oh my god yeah could you imagine I can tell you this Brandon if you're not down with that we got two words for you Oh my God. Yeah. Could you imagine? I can, I can tell you this brand. And if you're not down with that, we got two words for you. Cake eaters.

I was to say eat cake. Anyways, but yeah, Charlie is back. That's a shirt though. I might, we might have to, I might have to copy.

I might have to look up. Cause I'm sure they had a shirt that said, we got two words for you. Suck it. And and i'll replace we can replace suck it with eat cake that's that's a shirt right there yeah but before you uh viciously interrupted me i was saying um orion's real quick yes i think goes back to last section where bombay was telling uh charlie how you know how i told you absolutely nothing about the situation well i told orion everything yeah so orion knows you're going you're having a hard time orion knows you're going to be a yeah you're going to be a little bitch but but he needs you so that's why i think that's why orion Orion was a quick yes He was back And now we are whole

We are the freshman Duck warriors Could you imagine If they kept warriors at the end of the ducks Like the duck warriors I think you gotta flip it around Warrior ducks And just could you imagine

Like a Fully Battle ducks oh the warrior ducks and just could you imagine like a like a fully i think that's what's battle clad duck like with the do you what kind of weaponry do you think a battle duck would have or a warrior duck would have i like to think of it with like a shield and maybe an axe you know very dwarf-esque i guess it depends it depends on how like what era of weaponry it depends on what era and it depends on how close you want to you want to keep the warrior association you know oh okay so you're thinking like bow and arrow potentially i'm thinking like a native american duck you know yeah oh yeah, yeah. I don't know if that would fly, but. I don't know if anybody would. Oh, geez.

All right. So anyways, back to D3. We get your boy, Dean Buckley, hopping on the bus, and he says, I almost missed you. Coach, you mind if I have a few words with your boys at this terrible timing oh i couldn't believe that he'd pulled this one right before do you think they left for the game i didn't i didn't get the vibe that they left for the game afterwards do you think they left and played the game just showed up a little late they have to they still have to go play yeah but um the cat lady corrects

the dean you know and girls not just boys and girls he's like yes of course he's like make it quick dean we're running late and the dean kind of patronizes the ducks a little bit he's like you know you kids have been such a fresh breath fresh air around here, but bad news, they're going to withdraw your scholarships. So good luck today in your game. You're not going to be here at the end of the semester. Could you imagine? Yeah. Well, he says they're going to let them finish out the semester.

Yeah. So they can play the rest of the season. They could finish the semester. They can play the rest of the season. They can finish the semester. Then it will be necessary for you to enjoy other educational opportunities. What a line. What else do you want him to say?

That guy could work in corporate America right now. He would be fantastic at laying people off. What do you want him to say? They've been a stone-cold failure since the start. You think he found out about the ants? I don't know.

We've established he doesn't keep a head count. Yeah. But do you think that... There's no way to know. Yeah, okay. That could have he doesn't keep a head count. Yeah. But do you think that – There's no way to know. Yeah, okay. That could have contributed to him being so heartless. He's like, you know what? Those bastards messed with my aunts.

I'll mess with their heads, and then they'll go lose again, and then they're definitely out. I don't think he was being so – I don't think he was being callous on purpose. I think he's – because he's very matter-of-fact. Like you's because he's very um matter of fact you know like he said he's very good with his delivery he would excel uh in corporate america because it's just it's um there's no there's no emotional emotional weight to his words it's just here's what's happening um you know good luck he makes a good point because he's just sick of that one head donor

just being up his ass the whole time about his son he's the one that brought the ducks in it was he him and bombay they were the deal makers everybody else everybody else hates the ducks and he's just i think yeah i like you said i think he's just fed up he's like these motherfuckers won't stop yelling at me and yeah and he says that he's like i've been under enormous pressure and then orion hits him with from who the alumni group a bunch of aging pep clubbers yeah got it and then and then he tries to like i love this like my god the dean was fantastic he's just like listen i'm doing you a favor. You get to build your team from scratch.

I'm helping you. You can bring in the other guy's son. Yeah. Great news. We got one down. You only need 11 more. The next part is amazing, because then orion goes i have my team i choose these kids so it's either either they stay or i go with them and the dean

is just like well nice to miss you ted yeah good luck good luck with your daughter and the medical medical bills fun oh my stars and then um this guy the averman oh i was just gonna say the averman line was so great because god once again it's just you know we're cut from the same cloth brandon i took me a little bit longer i was naive all the way through high school we did we did we we did before we get to averman we did miss a couple great one-liners, though. Russ is talking to Dwayne because Dwayne's all confused. And Russ goes, let me put it to you in a way you'll understand, Dwayne. Adios, amigo. Adios, amigo.

Yeah. And then the dean, when he's talking to Coach Orion, he's like, the Ducks are drowning. I'm doing you a favor. That's great. He's like, with those kids gone, you get to pick your own team. Let's face it. The Ducks are drowning. We'll miss you, Ted.

And then we get Averman. And then Averman comes in. Averman's like, we're just pawns. Puppet for the stage show. Jesters to entertain the king. Barnacles on the... Shut up. Russ gets him with a classic shut up from the 90s.

Russ is a breath of fresh air in this movie. I have in my notes later on in this section um when he him and um uh rick are going at it but russ has so many great um one-liners and they they do this is pete keenan though i mean it's pete keenan and kelp peak of the powers good burger but they do steven brill and the writer of this just such a really great just such a great job of pitting the you know the rich kids against the poor kids and then he has them uh he has the rich he does a really great job of of the rich kids like using like these like stereotypical lines to like put down the poor

people as like other, and then Keenan comes in and like, like when they're, when they call him white trash, the prank. And he's like, who the fuck are you calling white trash? There's,

there's like three or four of those lines where Keenan comes in and he's like, I'm sorry, what did you say? Yeah. And it's like, so fantastic. And there's a line like later on when,

when they're going back and forth after the meeting when we get to that there's another line where kenan comes in and it's fan fucking tastic and it's just those it's like such little things that i never like watching it as a kid i never picked up on other than the white trash because it's very obvious but some of the other stuff where it's like uh kenan coming in as like the only the only black kid in the in the whole movie um and it kind of cuts them those those remarks down pretty good uh keenan i mean this is the keaton is at the top of his game like he is riding high like they needed keenan and charlie to really pull the weight in this movie with bombay out like because because you have to

remember too right like this is charlie dawson's creek so he's got like full mainstream but keenan it like keenan and cal that show was wildly popular on nickelodeon plus all that when did keenan i know all that's going on right at this time but when did keenan and cal start was that i thought it was 96 yeah you're right so yeah this would have been I'm sure I'm sure they filmed he filmed this probably slightly before going to film Kenan and Kel for the first season

yeah but yeah all that all that was was 94 so that was going while D2 was coming out so yeah all that's been he's been kicking it all out for a while d2 was coming out so yeah all that's been he's been kicking it all d2 all that uh keenan and cal d3 what couldn't he do during this time reaching to the choir man yeah he was on it but then so after after we get all that we know coach orion we're gonna fight it andRyan, we're going to fight it. And so we jump over and it's board meeting time. But this is when we finally get the confirmation that O'Ryan's got us.

He's got our back. He's not a little... The team is listening as he's sticking up for him. And Charlie's giving the head nod. He's like, little... The team is listening as he's sticking up for him. And then, you know, Charlie's giving the head nod. He's like, yeah, guys. We're finally on the same goddamn page. Yep. Took long enough.

Way too long. Classic Ducksman. Hey, there's no moment like the last, Brandon. But anyways, so we the the vote from the board to revoke the scholarships and you know unless there's a motion from a board member in a second the decision must stand but before that happens orion says oh pump the brakes dean buddy Ding-a-ding-a-ding. That's another community reference just to keep that going. But anyways.

And who do we get, Brandon? But none other than Bombay Lawyer Time. Saddle up, people. He is back. Were you ready for it,on lawyer bombay yeah like if he had an action figure he would have he would have hockey coach with the air bomb bays lawyer bombay with his briefcase i he has a nice power move later where he he makes the dean hold his briefcase when he pulls the folder out. Oh, my God. He was just – I put it in here.

I was like, Bombay, back to his old tricks. My God. Just making an absolute mockery of these people in the boardroom instead of the courtroom. That Wiley son of a bitch, man. Yeah. Oh, my God. It was fantastic.

I love when Orion's like – he leans over when uh orion's like uh he's talking he leans over to charlie and goes damn he's good and charlie's like he's just just getting started buddy yeah oh my god did you see uh he hits him with some good lawyer talk too did you see before you start rambling on again do you see uh who you see who one of the board members was? The old lady? Huh. She's the, remember in D2, when they go shopping? Oh, my God.

She's like, no, we know you guys. You're the Ducks. Yep, same lady. Do you know who that is, though? No. That's Mary Brill, who I believe is Steve Brill's mom. That is, okay, Brandon, that might be the most fun wrinkle that you've ever brought up. Like, that's great. That's great stuff.

What a way to pay your mom, you know? Like, get your mom paid, dude. Yeah. That's fantastic. I love that lady because to jump ahead just a couple seconds when they do the... I don't need to go through the full Bombay speech. It's good.

When they're asking if anybody wants to change their motion or whatever, it cuts to her and she's like sitting there thinking about it and she's like, son of a fucking bitch. He's got us. She's like so pissed to be like okay fine whatever like the the way she begrudgingly says i motion like is like damn it and then everyone and the other guys look like we've got no choice yeah she's so yeah but the the body i demand that you reinstate their scholarships for their

benefit and your own yeah because he says you can only remove the scholarships based on cause yeah which i bet which i guarantee you have done i mean i don't know they've fucked up a lot of shit there's i think there's enough cause there's there's some cause there between the between the damage to the locker room from the uh that alone yeah that alone yeah but um but then bombay hits them with the real thing which is like even if you do have cause i'm gonna make your life a living hell i'm gonna tie this shit up for for decades long after these kids have already gone to school yeah which you know that's a testament to the the american justice system here yeah oh man they just tie it up in litigation for years that's what uh but once the american dream once the motion passed uh the subtitles said jubilant music playing Brandon.

And I thought that was a fantastic description of the moment. I felt jubilant. And then it cut over to, I mean, scooter and Rick are fucking pissed, dude. Yeah. Well,

and we get the, what's her face. What's her name? Nancy. No, not Nancy. Um, who are you even talking about the girl that charlie was um

hitting on throughout the movie it's not nancy linda i knew i'd get to it not even close because linda comes out she's like hey charlie says hey i'm sorry i was such a jackass, but guess what? Great news. Still on board for that Coca-Cola if you are. Oh, Brandon, do you think maybe they get the bottled Coke and they do the two straws? Maybe split a little dessert, split a little piece of cheesecake or some pie? I said cheesecake because I know that would speak to your heart. Do you think Charlie can afford a piece of pie? I said cheesecake because I know that'd speak to your heart. Do you think Charlie can afford a piece of pie? I mean,

he could afford hot dogs and chocolate-dipped bananas. Who knows? That's true. Maybe he knows he's getting his money. Maybe they were stealing those. Maybe he's selling drugs,

Brandon. Could be. He's a gangster, him and Fulton running a game through Eden Hall. They are white trash. I wouldn't put it past them. Just selling some real dirt weed. Just

bags of horse poop that they're selling as weed it always smells like that that's how you know it's good yeah what's he say when he when he hands him the the bag of horse poop he's like oh i gotta i gotta tell her to stop putting horse turds in the recipe yes i'm so glad you did the cadence too i've got to tell her to stop putting horse turds in the recipe uh it's really good stuff and then oh this is this is where we get some good back and forth though yeah this is where the where keenan the keenan stuff goes yeah because they

throw us it's like thanks for destroying our school yeah do you think that they are destroying eden hall i mean i feel like some people would would agree you know this is uh well linda hits him with it's everyone's school you stupid jock is it though yeah i mean is it that's it he's like your your lawyer kept you here on a technicality and you fucking bums you know and then he throws up the cool hits him with a good one you'll never be anything more than a bunch of rejects here on a free ride on a free and then this is when keenan snaps back and he's like a free ride look at you rich boy mommy and daddy gave you everything huh yeah is that wrong it's it's yeah these fucking nepo babies dude and oh and he tries to hit the power move with like straightening charlie's tie and charlie slaps his hand away that's good stuff we missed we missed the

the best part is when rick is rick is talking about um them ruining the school he calls them their their own affirmative action oh my god yeah no it'll never be your school don't you get it you're our own little affirmative action brought in for color to entertain us yeah dude rick got a little racist oh yeah he's got he got real racist they it's they do a good job of of that and then keenan be you know coming in and being the you know the only african-american the only black kid in this movie being like you know snapping back standing up for himself yeah just popping off like dude deserved it rick yikes yeah yeah not poor choice of words i can tell you that but you know that's he's gonna be at the at the at the best he's going through sensitivity training at

the worst he's fired for that these days I don't know or do you think he's cancelled it's definitely not cancelled well what's yeah what's the situation I don't know like is he if he's a famous person nobody cancels non-famous

people it's not worth the trouble. He could get canceled at Eden Hall. His dad runs the fucking school. He's not going to get canceled. His dad's about to get canceled by the Ducks, dude. Again, his dad runs the fucking school. That'd be like canceling Steve Jobs at Apple. He can't do it.

Bombay just made him his bitch. Okay. He still't do it. Bombay just made him his bitch. Okay. What if he still runs the school? I'm just saying. Not anymore. His days are numbered, Brandon. I think he. Bombay and the Ducks are in charge now.

Well, for four years until they graduate and they all forget about this place. And then they fly away. Yeah. And then back to back to square one where the yacht club runs it again yeah you think that's what he tells the yacht club he's like listen just give these ducks four years and then we'll go back we just won't yep do you think they withhold donations there's probably a couple that are pulling back. Bernaysen's holding them back, you know? Russ, coming up, post-Tai, like, exchange where Charlie bats his hand away.

Charlie lets him know. Sorry, I lost my train of thought as I was trying to think of what I said. Miming out people. Miming out inaction for people on an audio podcast. Great. Yeah. I'm trying to think of what I said. Miming out people. Miming out inaction for people on an audio podcast. Great. Yeah. I'm doing fantastic. But Charlie's like, oh, because Cole's like, you know we're going to hurt you.

And Charlie's like, you guys had an unfair advantage. You had Banksy last time, and we got him back. I don't know how much of an advantage Banksy is. He's good. Don't get me wrong. He's good. But I don't know if much of an advantage Banksy is. He's good. Don't get me wrong. He's good. But I don't know if he's, you know. Well, and Rick Astley hits him with the line afterwards and he says...

I'll call him Rick Astley. The dance move from his dance video is, you know, getting Rick rolled. The Goo Goo Dolls like rickroll their concerts before them do you see those videos i don't it's fine but anyways this is where rick is like keep him he never had the heart of a warrior anyway and russ has my favorite line of the entire movie. He says to Cole, he says, hey, Biff, one more thing. After we beat you, the warriors die and the ducks fly.

I love that he called him Biff. He looks like Biff. It was, I cracked up when he said that. I was like, oh, my God, that guy is totally Biff Tannen. Like, oh my God. Again, though, I don't know how many kids are getting that reference. No, no, they might not.

I mean, at this time that was compared to Mark's brothers and hop along Cassidy and, you know, like all these other like like deep deep references that make no sense this one is actually somewhat close it's yeah it's it's close it's it's like yeah like even at this time like you're those movies were on tv all the time yeah but i mean it's your your your standard you know eight-year-old disney kid watching that yeah i but like even from an early age i was not a big time travel person like time travel really freaks me out it's one of my deepest fears like you know because like the pressure of going back in time and then not fucking up on accident.

Dude. Like, and then having to live, having to, could you imagine having to live with the guilt? Because like you went back in time and then like, you know, you spilt something on like, it's like,

Oh, I spilled a glass of wine on this rug. And all of a sudden world war three happens. Yeah. Well, that, that would be, I mean, again, that, that depends on how far you're going back. I'm just saying you can always go back and try to fix it. Oh boy. We know what happens when you go back further and try to fix it.

It just, you compound your mistakes. It's just, you know, well, it's one of those things where like if you lose brandon if if if nothing changes in between when you left to when you came back then no harm no foul you know i don't know i just you can't tell me a time travel movie that I enjoy. Time travel would be incredibly tricky. Whenever people ask that stupid question where they're like, what superpower would you want to have? I answer with time control. Oh, so you could pause so you could sleep

in an extra hour before you go to work in the morning? That's the only thing I would ever do is I would pause it. I would, I wouldn't rewind because now we're messed and I wouldn't fast forward. If we've learned anything from click, that's, that's it. You never fast forward, but I would for sure pause.

Yeah. Just to, you know, get a little extra snooze in, you know, mess with people, you know, pause it and then walk,

walk to a different spot and, you know, like put someone's finger in their and then walk to a different spot and you know like put someone's finger in their nose like in a public setting and be like oh like it likes your like your high school bully like you go up and you're like oh you think you're funny well now jokes on you you have your finger in your nose in front of a large group of people and this is where this is where my villain arc would start, though, is I would pause it, and then I would start stealing shit. Say you're at

a sporting event, right? Pause it, walk into the concession stand, grab a hot dog, walk out, boom. Free hot dog. I thought you were going to go merch store, because you know you got to get in. You grab an authentic jersey. Yeah, you got to get an authentic Jersey. Yeah.

You got to do that at the end though, as you're, as you're leaving though. And you put it on underneath what you were wearing. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be smart about this. There are still cameras.

There are still cameras. Yeah. Well, you'd have to, you'd have to hope that like in your pause does, does the pause in time, pause the so like yes yes you know so like if it if it pauses the camera does the camera then it wouldn't pick up on you stealing all the things it would just pick up on it would stop pause and then wouldn't it pick up after the pause then? Yeah, but if you pause it when you're

standing outside the gift shop, you walk in, put a jersey on, come back out, and hit start again, and you're wearing a new shirt right outside the gift shop a second later, you know. Yeah, you would have to raise in suspicion.

That's true. I guess you could do it after you leave. Not after you leave. You do it after you leave. Yeah. Not after you leave. You do it while you're leaving. And then you just... You could do it at any time as long as you're throwing it underneath

the shirt. Like wear a big coat, put on all the merch that you want to buy, and then you unpause after you've left the arena. Or if you want to buy, and then you unpause after you've left the arena. Or if you want to get, you can get real tricky with it, and you could.

I feel like there could be like some disruption to the space-time continuum if you pause for too long. Probably. Probably. I wouldn't find that out until like act two, though. Okay. Yeah. That would be, yeah. That would be later on? Yeah. Yeah. That would be, yeah.

That would be later on. That would be like, yeah. Like, like the, that's like season two and a half is that you realize you're putting strains on the space time continuum. And then it's like, Oh, a tiny black hole just caused, uh, you know, some disruption in a place.

Exactly. Exactly. God, I'm a writer. I should be a place. Exactly. Exactly. God, I'm a writer. I should be a writer. We do. I do need to, what I do need you to do, Heath, though,

is I need you to go back and I need you to keep workshopping your Hans' skate shop jingle because we're going to need that for, for the spinoff. We were talking about the Hans and Jan pretty cool spinoff. We're going to need that as the,

as the theme song. Yeah. We're going to have to talk to the tech person and get that cut to, so I can remember what in the world I said, because I forgot what I said after I said, and then I couldn't get it back for the rest of that. Well, yeah,

just go back and listen to the episode. Yeah. Yeah. Fine. I will. Okay. Where were we? the rest of that. Go back and listen to the episode. Yeah, fine. Okay, where were we? Well, we're basically at the end because Rick is just like anything you say, loser. And then

Averman's like, you know, way to go, Russ. Make him even madder. What are we going to do, Charlie? We've got to do something. Oh, you know what we're gonna do gotta get to work get to work yeah and then that walk away stare down from charlie was really good too yeah they gotta go get ready he's because you know what they they have not been staying ready that's for sure they've been they've been neglecting that part of the the equations

but here's time here's where we fix it. Time for some sweet defense, baby. Two-way hockey. The way God intended. Gotta give him the D, Brandon.

Always take it too far. Just one step too far all the time. I was just trying to remind you of all that glory from the Broncos games. Don't you remember the girl yelling that? Oh, yeah. I forgot about her. Remember?

She was fantastic. Wasn't she the one that started she wanted rest to cook too just like me let rest cook she was the she was the saving grace of that group she yeah because that group was just her out of nowhere just screaming give them the d when they were on defense that was that was wild that was wild. That was almost as much fun as the random dude trying to fight every single human being that walked past him on the road.

That was a good one. I don't know if I'm prepared for that group next year. I don't know if I can handle more of that. That group behind us is just crazy. We suck, man man they were like they were they were they were they were fine people they were just they were very loud and they were aggressively nice

um which was very it was very um very hard to read well it's yeah well number one they were they were nice to us but it was in a very aggressive tone yeah everything they everything they did was an aggressive tone but most of it was was nice so it was all positive they were just kind of like mean about it yeah exactly yeah it was very hard to read i did it i did not know where they were coming from. Like their nice interaction with you was them yelling at you. Yeah. You know? Yeah.

Like, yo, yeah, you see that? Fuck that guy, right, man? Fuck yeah. Yeah. It's like, well, take it down like four notches, buddy. Yeah. They were just only so drunk, too, you know? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. You got to expect that, though. though you gotta expect the drunkness yeah that's true anyways but yeah brandon we are we're just flying along we are we're two episodes left in this 10 part series breakdown three we got cakey's too we got golden yeah well i mean like two parts left of the breakdown and then yeah we are like like russ just said we are at the climax we are at the we're coming up on the jv varsity showdown where um the ducks are gonna try to fly and the warriors are gonna try not to die you know yep absolutely and brandon i just want to say it here in a recorded episode

because I want it to happen. We might have to do a part two of the Golden Cakeys where we sort all of the ducks into Hogwarts houses. You always bring that up. I don't think that's that much of a... Didn't we already do that? No, not really. Okay.

There's more work to be done. You always bring it up. Whatever. People love it, Brandon. Get the Potterheads on the pod. There's no such thing as Potterheads anymore. J.K. Rowling got canceled. If you're a Potterhead, you're a transphobe, Heath.

Oh. I mean, the video game's awesome. Have you played the video game? That was what the most controversy was about, is if you play the game, you hate trans people. Oh, my God. What? You missed that whole thing?

Stop it. Not the video game. Not the video game. Yeah, well, because J.K. Rowling is a known transphobe. She talks shit about trans people all the time. Well, I knew that but i didn't realize that like playing the video game made you people were people when the game came out people were called and when the when like the the last movie came out or whatever uh people were

calling for like a boycott they're like don't don't give this crazy transphobe any more money than she already has um and then you went ahead and gave her your whole entire life savings it was on sale i got it for i got if that makes it any better did you really miss that whole thing i mean i knew the whole like controversy with her but i didn't realize i when the when the i mean i guess it's just dumb for me to not assume that people would just like flip out when the game came out. But I just like people flipped out. My TikTok algorithm was just like maybe it was me because mine was just positives about how awesome the game was. And I was like, oh, you're going to have to buy this fucking game.

I literally bought a PS5. You were following all the game. You were following all the transphobes. That's why. Oh, my God. transphobes, that's why. Oh my god, Brandon, stop. That is not nice. That was a whole fucking thing, though. People were like, don't buy the game, don't support this, and then when people were buying

the game and streaming it, people were going onto those streams and being like, fuck you for playing this game and all that shit. It's crazy. I bet if they played the game, they would feel different, though, because it's pretty sweet. Once it goes on sale again, I'm going to buy it, now that I got my Xbox. See, you should

have gotten PS. That shit's so expensive. You want to give me $500? But if you get the one with God of War that's included in the console that's pretty sweet deal you're gonna give me five hundred dollars no i can't all right so that's a good point but still it's um that it playstation has a lot of sales right now on their games i got the assassin's creed three pack for $20.

It's been soaking up a lot of my time. I joined the Xbox Game Pass. Does Xbox have Tony Hawk 1 and 2 on it? Yes. You can buy it. It's not on the Game Pass, but you can buy them.

The Game Pass had a character yeah yeah i can't wait i bought it it was on sale from the playstation store too 20 bucks but i just really got into assassin's creed and spent a lot of fun yeah i need to get uh i'm working through um um star wars right now oh you said that that's a good one that's worth it that's worth the effort jedi fallen order um working through that it's uh whenever i play these gigs i'm not i've heard a lot of good things but i'm not a good i like what i learned brandon is i can't do the shooter ones so i'm i'm god awful that i've i'm figuring out i'm god awful at these ones too if it's not

really if it's not a sports game i have zero acumen for it because i i was like i'm pretty good at assassin's creed like i've got this that shit down dude like i'm just like ripping through it i am fumbling my way through star wars i've had to go i've had to do multiple times where i like google where the fuck am I supposed to go next? Because they don't give you any arrows. I used to have an arrows. Tell me to go there. This one, there's no arrows.

So it's like, where do I go? And it's like, oh, you got to jump up this to get to that thing. It's like, how the fuck was I supposed to know that? Yeah, dude. You watch. Then after getting the Hogwarts game, I understood why people watch other people play video games because i spent a lot of time watching other people play that part so i could like see how

like oh i totally missed that entrance when i was just like all excited and bopping around and around. Bye.